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Post your old recipes here - things from old books, family recipes, old pamphlets, etc..

2019.06.15 22:41 Chtorrr Post your old recipes here - things from old books, family recipes, old pamphlets, etc..

Old recipes are interesting and sometimes amazing. Please share yours here.
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2012.06.14 05:20 allrecipesx Easy Recipes!

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2009.04.21 17:25 windmilltheory The Baking sub-reddit

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2024.05.15 10:39 Kam1ya_ka0ru Dyshidrotic Eczema with wheat allergy

Just saw a new dermatologist and she told me to break-up with cake. My allergy test shows wheat allergy but I mostly ignore it because unlike my other food allergies eating wheat based food does not cause hives.
I was really hoping my eczema was fungal, because I had similar reactions before to fungal infection. I really insisted. However, my fungal test is negative.
I also have other signs of wheat allergy like headaches so now I kinda accept that this might be my trigger. It sucks, I can give up all wheat products but I love cakes with a passion. So this makes me so sad. I want to cry.
I hope people out here with similar trigger can help me with finding the best non-wheat flour cake recipes (like meringue or macaron based cakes)
Why am I so unfortunate to have this now when all my life (prior to turning 40) cake was fine!
I guess I will cry and complain and be sad for awhile like a real break up, then eventually get over it.
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2024.05.15 10:36 Kam1ya_ka0ru Eczema update (wheat allergy)

Just saw a new dermatologist and she told me to break-up with cake. My allergy test shows wheat allergy but I mostly ignore it because unlike my other food allergies eating wheat based food does not cause hives.
I was really hoping my eczema was fungal, because I had similar reactions before to fungal infection. I really insisted. However, my fungal test is negative.
I also have other signs of wheat allergy like headaches so now I kinda accept that this might be my trigger. It sucks, I can give up all wheat products but I love cakes with a passion. So this makes me so sad. I want to cry.
I hope people out here with similar trigger can help me with finding the best non-wheat flour cake recipes (like meringue or macaron based cakes)
Why am I so unfortunate to have this now when all my life (prior to turning 40) cake was fine!
I guess I will cry and complain and be sad for awhile like a real break up, then eventually get over it.
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2024.05.15 07:43 Finnnly Is this normal?!?

Is this normal?!?
This is my first time making mead and I did a cherry melomel. This is day 6 and one day after I added the last of my yeast nutrient. The bubbling before was very rapid but now has all but completely halted. I hadn’t left enough head room so I had an overflow issue. I changed out the airlock water to not be meady and got it all back in place. It smells fragrant of cherries and alcohol.
It has a weird milky layer on top of the yeast cake that has me concerned. Anyone seen this before? Is this normal?
Recipe: 2.5 lbs honey, 500 g frozen cherries and filtered water. It came in a kit that had lalvin yeast and nutrients to go with it but didn’t specify what specifically.
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2024.05.15 07:30 mirin0323 How to get fudgy but not undercooked brownies?

I love challenging recipes, but sometimes the basic/“easy” ones are deceptive. For the life of me, I CANNOT make fudgy brownies from scratch. I either underbake or overbake. I’ve tried using a thermometer, changing the pan type, and tested over 10 recipes. Dense chocolate cake or unexpected lava cake every time.
Any advice on achieving the perfect brownie with a fudgy interior and crispy/chewy exterior?
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2024.05.15 05:21 cupcakesaregrreaat Molly Baz Burnt Basque Cheesecake

I made my mom a basque cheesecake per her request. It did not disappoint! Tips: *Do a water bath so it cooks all the way through. People in the comments section of Bon Appetite were complaining that it was soupy and this solves the problem. *Use cake flour instead of all purpose flour so it's not lumpy. *Watch it very carefully in the last 15 minutes so you don't burn it like I did. It was still BUSSIN' despite this.
Not pictured: A homade dark cherry reduction.
https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/basque-burnt-cheesecake
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2024.05.15 02:54 LordVladak Red Velvet Alternate Frosting Advice

Hello, good folks of Baking! I'm a definite amateur but I enjoy whipping up snacks for people from time to time. Throughout my life, one of the bakes that I've enjoyed the absolute most was red velvet. I mean, it helps that throughout my childhood my favourite colour was red, but it also tastes lovely, it's light and fluffy, it's got that little tang that sets it apart from just a dyed chocolate cake. However, throughout my life I have also been plagued by this wonderful cake's unfortunate association with that most wicked and vile of substances: the dreaded cream cheese.
Okay, bits aside, cream cheese has unfortunately never agreed with my taste buds, making it quite the rare red velvet cake where I can actually stand to eat the frosting along with the cake. I mean, I've always preferred a higher ratio of cake to frosting, but with red velvet it's just dreadful. I've looked at some recipes online with various alternative frostings, but there are a few different options and I sorta stalled out. I mean, it's not like I could ask the online recipe writers which type of alternate frosting is the best, they'd all just say their own, surely! So I thought I'd ask here. What sort of frosting alternate to cream cheese would best marry up with the red velvet cake, and why?
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2024.05.15 02:43 green_speak Adding amaretto to financiers?

I made financier's using America's Test Kitchen's recipe and liked the end product, but I wanted to see if they could be dressed up more without toppings. I'm thinking of adding some Disaronno amaretto since I've read it tastes similar to almonds that it'd be a natural and more interesting complement than just almond extract. However, I don't really drink much alcohol to know how bold this addition would be and consequently how much to realistically add. If it was your humdrum vanilla extract, I'd guess half a teaspoon, but I'm seeing conversions of 4-8 units amaretto for every 1 unit of almond extract that I'm wondering if I should expect *tablespoons* that could also throw off the ratio of wet to dry ingredients without proper adjustments. Any input would be appreciated.
Base ATK recipe:
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2024.05.15 02:36 lizzomarek Red velvet cake does not taste like chocolate cake.

Red velvet cake does not taste like chocolate cake.
Authentic red velvet cake does have a hint of chocolate but it gets its true flavor from a mixture of buttermilk, vinegar, a very small amount of cocoa powder, and the tanginess of the cream cheese frosting its traditionally frosted in. The original red color came from the natural cocoa powder reacting to the acidic nature of the vinegar causing it to have a reddish tint. People then began to add a little beet juice to intensify the red color. In modern baking we typically just use some red food coloring.
Red Velvet Cake Recipe: https://sugargeekshow.com/recipe/red-velvet-cake-recipe-2/
https://preview.redd.it/ntjnycl8kh0d1.jpg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d94e0dccdfc85a13763d5046733d418655941271
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2024.05.15 02:29 theinnocentking Irish tart Doughnut Doughnut Design Doughnut Recipe Doughnut Ideas Irish Doughnut Twinkle Thomas Food TV

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2024.05.15 01:13 vrhelmutt My thoughts on pizzagate

Conspiracy theories involving “elite” pedophile rings have recently been dominating social media in a disorienting frenzy. They have been around for some time but in this century rose back to popularity during the 2016 Election cycle. This crop, at least, took root with what became known as “Pizzagate.”
Promoters of that conspiracy theory in 2016 used social media platforms to make unfounded but viral allegations that Hillary Clinton and other prominent Democrats were running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a pizzeria even though that restaurant had no basement, or any ties to known politicians other than the typical flesh pressing (Phrasing I know) moments fit for a picture hung on the wall.
Since then, the dark theme of Pizzagate has found new life with permutations forming part of the #Qanon conspiracy theory, incorporated under the umbrella term “pedogate.” The gist of the #pedogate conspiracy theory is that global elites (politicians, celebrities, and wealthy businesspersons) are covertly involved in a far-reaching ring that uses young children for sexual purposes.
“What most of these conspiracy theories involve in one way or another is laying accusations of pedophilia or involvement in pedophile rings at the feet of people that they despise or hate, and during the 16’ election cycle, Democrats were a wide target for an opposing political movement that had hijacked the rival Republican party. Pizzagate originated with the “alt right” and “alt lite,” far right extremists who range from outright white supremacists to those who publicly shun racists but otherwise fall in step with their belief systems.
Pizzagate jumped from the fringes to the mainstream because as it denigrated Hillary Clinton, it sucked in supporters of then-candidate Donald Trump.
After the election all mention of pedogate seemed to be put on a simmer while other National outrages boiled over (#Covid #RussiaGate #BLM) and just like clockwork (heading into our next election cycle has been turned back up.
The pedogate conspiracy and all associated stories employ a centuries-old tactic: playing on deep-seated human anxieties by conjuring images of imperiled children, the purest and defenseless victim of any manner of injustice.
An example in the modern era of weaponized conspiracy was the satanic panic of the 1980s, in which a wave of hysteria over alleged child molestation at daycare centers swept the nation. But while that phenomenon was a moral panic attributable, at least in part, to social anxiety over white middle class women entering the work force en masse for the first time and entrusting their children to others, the current conspiracy theories about pedophile rings equate to similar propaganda. They carry a danger for stirring up violence.
If you want to elicit violent action the way to do it is through hate and fear. Once you target and label a population as pedophiles, you can do anything you like to that population with full excuse being given to the myth you’ve wrapped around it.
That’s not to say fears of child abuse or sex trafficking are unfounded. There are many as pedophilia has ancient roots and in many cases was encourage by many world cultures and religions a lot later into Civilization than we’d like to admit. The International Labor Organization reports that 25 percent of the world’s 40.3 million victims of human trafficking are children.
The most vulnerable, according to the National Human Trafficking Hotline, are migrants, runaways, the homeless, and youngsters who have been victims of violence. Despite their obsession over the topic, conspiracy followers aren’t worked up about those children who are in true harm’s way.
In the world of propaganda, it’s never about real children. Instead, it’s about what children represent. The children imperiled by conspiracy theories, in other words, are only metaphors.
Children carry a vast amount of weight in any society, but especially modern ones when they’re expected to survive past the age of five. It wasn’t as intense before the 18th century when child mortality rates were really high. They represent the future, and all that is beautiful and decent and honest in a society, because they are innocent.
For most people also, the meaning of their existence is rooted in their children. Children are eschatological, they represent death for us, and what is coming behind us after we are gone. They also represent the threat of loss, if they disappear, if they die, that is the death of society. That’s why they became so crucial and central to Cold War propaganda. The real terror of the nuclear holocaust would be the death of the children, because that’s the death of everyone.
A recent example of this is in a recent police investigation into conspiracy claims of PizzaGate style accusation of Portland’s Voodoo Doughnuts. Detectives attempted to contact the person accusing Voodoo Doughnuts on social media of running a pedophile ring. The accuser did not cooperate with investigators and it’s been documented in other coverage online that they had become agitated and accused the Police with complicity when tracked down in person, even though they were attempting to investigate.
The pendulum of conspiracy theories about systematic child abuse has swung back and forth for centuries. Examples such as blood libel, when Jewish communities were attacked over false allegations of murdering and consuming Christian children in the Middle Ages.
In Europe, During the Thirty Years War, entire villages were put to the sword because it was believed they were abusing children of the other religions.
One characteristic that helps Pizzagate-style conspiracy theories gain popularity is that they function like a puzzle game and give its audience a large level of involvement through social media.
A lot of conspiracy theories are oracular, where the information comes from one source an oracle. Then there are others where there are a few people who promote the notions, almost like gurus or a conspiracy priesthood.
With Pizzagate, it’s more of what one would call a participatory conspiracy theory. Participatory conspiracy theories lay out a scenario or situation and then they ask their audience, ‘what more can you find out about this, what more can you add?’ It turns the audience into willing participants, some knowing they are creating a destructive madlib and other (potential real victims) caking on mystical distraction to issues that have been unreported or scars that have not bee properly treated.
The thing about participatory conspiracy theories is it can really create a devoted following because it gives people something to do, it makes them feel they can solve the whole thing or uncover new aspects to it. Once you get that energy going it’s almost self-sustaining. Followers of the Qanon conspiracy theory, call themselves “bakers” because their protagonist “Q” pops up on Internet message boards and leaves “crumbs” (i.e., clues), and they are tasked with picking up the crumbs in order to solve the puzzle. (“Q” is supposed to reference the character’s government security clearance level).
*#Q followers believe an even more incoherent version of Pizzagate. This is largely a right-wing fantasy that originated in a series of incoherent posts on #4chan in 2017 by someone calling themselves #QAnon. Following on the heels of similar idiocy such as Pizzagate, it advances a fantastic web of deceit that wraps up Trumpism, deep state fearmongering, evil, satanic pedophilia rings controlled by the Democratic Party, investigations into Russian meddling in the 2016 US election, the Las Vegas shooting, and New World Order paranoia into a package easily and wholeheartedly promoted by internet cesspools and far-right personalities such as Alex Jones.
The premise is that President Trump is secretly working to take down a global ring of elite, cannibalistic, satanic pedophiles. And the investigation into Russian meddling into the 2016 election, led by former FBI director Robert Mueller, is actually an investigation into the so-called “deep state”, where a cabal of evil, globalists, including Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, are responsible for everything from a global pedophile ring to the mass shooting in Las Vegas in 2017.
According to the enlightened, when Trump awkwardly took a drink from a bottle of Fiji water at a press conference in November 2017, it wasn’t because he was thirsty; it was actually a secret signal to those in the know that the annihilation of deep state pedophiles had begun (or was about to begin). Because as everyone knows, Fiji is a hot spot for child trafficking.* ( I could go on and on with this poorly thought-out shit, I will spare you )
The role the Internet and social media play in helping to spread such insanity can’t be underestimated. Just a few decades earlier, conspiracy theorists would identify each other using letters to the editor printed in newspapers and magazines. It was a lot harder to identify your fellow conspiracy theorists. You would have to physically meet to swap your stories or send letters or call. They would set up these groups that would communicate by newsletter. They would meet in a physical space, like someone’s living room.
I personally witnessed people from my childhood, dutifully photocopying newsletters they had received in the mail to give to others (Primarily at my #JW congregation, how ironic). Now obviously it can go much more quickly, because you can identity people immediately. You can quickly share ideas and the data you’ve collected.
The Internet allows such people to exist in bubbles where they rarely have their beliefs challenged. The extraordinarily polarized society we’re in right now has made people less willing to seek out other view points. Because of the internet you have less chance of doing this.
There’s very little incentive to look outside one’s own bubble once they have become invested in a conspiracy theory. Once you start to act out on those behaviors you are forced to double down by repeating the act to prove it was a just act. Eventually you get caught up in a movement that totally defines your conscious and you can’t get out of it. The second you step out of that world view your actions go back to being reprehensible.
Now the question becomes, “What’s the harm? If it sheds light on child abuse, then isn’t it still productive?” The answer in this case is a resounding NO. In my opinion and PAINFUL experience, the root cause and sustaining factors of institutionalized child sex abuse are all things that would counter your typical Conspiracy Nut’s world view, thus causing a complete blackout to the problems.
The entity taking part in the harming of children on a local and tangible level aren’t some suit and tie wearing global elitist. It’s a guidance counselor, youth pastor, unvetted young substitute teacher, aunt/uncle/cousin/neighbor.
It’s anyone who has been given routine private access to a child’s mind and body because of the social conventions that have been protected for generations by our relatives whether they themselves are guilty of abuse or not.
In all the Qanon madness I also kept very close tabs on the pending prosecution of the Boy scouts of America and never saw any widely shared memes about their involvement in the abuse syndicate.
Why is this? How is this so? Aren’t these people watching the news, seeing the court records and hearing the individual cases being brought against Scout Leaders (SOME OF WHO RAN THEIR OWN NETWORKS!!)?
When I would find mention of accusation it was met with the ever scarce “skepticism” because if the media is covering it, it must be a plot to destroy the organization. There are now non-for profit organizations setting up victim funds and protections for people to come out with their stories and somehow THIS is the fake ruse.
Some that know me know that I was a Jehovah’s Witness as a youth/teen/young adult. That chapter of my life could fill many chapters and the research on the organization, the real true black and white history of the religion would honestly surprise you. I saw what I now know was abuse, I personally experienced abuse in many forms. The perpetrators involved are either still Witnesses or are dead or have moved “away from the organization”.
One thing that was left intact in each situation was the secret that they prey on children. The parents, these organizations and the collective promise to keep up appearances are directly to blame for the suffering untold thousands, millions of children and broken adults.
All for what? Pride and Vanity and a commitment to all involved to protect them from the “mean old world” despite allowing predators to eat their children from within.
Being a #JW was a very interesting experience. It provides a very efficient form of insulation from outside society and allows people involved to view the chaos from afar. There is this persistent (albeit false) sense of shared peace that members have. It’s as though for three days a week you go to this meeting where no matter what, everyone has a smile and feels about things EXACTLY how you do. There is no cursing, there are no politics, there surely isn’t any destructive influences that would tarnish your chances of salvation. For a parent this is a refuge when raising a child in a world that is dangerously unpredictable.
A Child that you are unable (or unwilling) to teach coping skills to get along by societal standards, A child you want to protect by hiding. This is problem #1.
As an adult the congregation presents an avenue for which you can act and behave in a way that allows you to reconcile your past, a way to have less of those nights awake because you think about past wrongs you’ve committed against people. It’s the proverbial band-aid for a guilty, bruised, destroyed conscious of any size. Coming into the organization takes nothing more than the desire to change, publicly declaring your willingness to hand over your life to God (The organization). Bam, You’re in! No credit check, no background check. This is problem #2.
A JW is taught that “every facet is an asset” (Ministerial Servants know what I’m talking about). What this means is that every facet of your life is an asset to the organization to spread its word. If the world see’s their product’s application into your life and thereby how much better it is than a normal person’s, then they’ve made an “Effective Witness” to the world. This causes Witnesses of any age to allow almost every facet of their life to be a tool by the organization. For a parent this includes their children. This is problem #3.
When you get a culture that insulates itself from the real world, that allows you to enter without any coherent vetting, give access to children whose parents feel obligated to present as a “witness” to the lifestyle. You get a twisted corridor in which victims can get lost for a lifetime and predators can hide in plain sight.
For any proponents of the “Save-The-Children” movement to not take a step back and really analyze their local community and lifestyle through these lenses only illustrates that child abuse is being weaponized politically at the expense of others whom you aren’t willing to save because it would look bad for ‘your side’. If you truly care, you wouldn’t be sharing email forwards about what evil unverified unmentionable thing you read some celebrity or politician did. Instead, you’d be drawing back on your experiences as a child.
Even if nothing happened directly to you, I’m sure you know some one that had an experience that forever harmed their life. Who did it? Was there a pattern or social condition that allowed for this as was laid out in the JW example?
How could it have been avoided? Would you have stopped it if you saw the signs? Are you willing to stop it in the future, knowing what you know now?
If you can answer any of those questions with a yes, then you have all you need to WRITE your own material to reach real victims and their families. Does your action cause problems for your ‘side’? It shouldn’t matter and you know that. If it does make a difference to you then you are no better than the shadowy pedophilic cabal that you are so obsessed with.
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2024.05.15 00:57 Aggravating_Dirt2305 Can I make this carrot cake donut in advance?

Can I make this carrot cake donut in advance?
I’m gonna bake for my dad’s birthday for tomorrow and will be using my aunt’s recipe. It’s just a carrot cake recipe that I will put in a donut hole and I will design and coat it with glaze icing
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2024.05.15 00:48 Shiner5132 Egg free cake help

Hello all my talented friends! I was wondering if anyone here has an egg free cake recipes they love?
I have identical twins and one has bad reactions to eggs even as an ingredient or in other dishes (such as pastas). Hoping like most kids she will eventually outgrow it.
Looking for egg free cake recipes for smash cakes for their first birthday, it will be their first time having cake or any kind of dessert so gotta do it up right. 💕
Thanks in advance! (They are just about 10 months I’m asking now so I have time to practice).
Cheers!!!
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2024.05.15 00:33 _Quarkster_ I'm just getting into cake decorating. This is my 4th cake and I'm open to critique and criticism. I just want to get better!

I'm just getting into cake decorating. This is my 4th cake and I'm open to critique and criticism. I just want to get better!
This is a chocolate cake with peanut butter frosting, peanut butter drizzle, and a peanut butter cream filling, all vegan. I took a non- vegan cake recipe, converted it, and created my own frosting, drizzle, and filling recipes. I'm still getting used to piping and decorating, so any and all critiques in regards to those things are welcome! Thank you!!
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2024.05.15 00:23 _Quarkster_ 4 Layer Vegan Peanut Butter Chocolate Cake

4 Layer Vegan Peanut Butter Chocolate Cake
I've made a goal to make cakes for everyone I love this year for their birthdays so I can practice cake decorating. This is my 4th cake so far and I feel like I'm starting to make sense of things. Apparently patience is the key ingredient for everything from baking to decorating, which is good because I can always use to work on it.
https://yestoyolks.com/2014/10/19/one-year-mocha-cake-with-fudge-filling-espresso-frosting/
I tweaked this cake recipe to make it Vegan, then I made up my own Peanut Butter Buttercream frosting using PB2, confectioners sugar, and butter. For the drizzle, I just took heavy plant based cream, Adams peanut butter, and confectioners sugar and blended until it was the texture I wanted. It's filled with a Peanut Butter cream made from silken tofu, heavy cream, PB2, Peanut Butter, confectioners sugar, salt, and vanilla and Whipped until light. It ended up being the consistency of like Bavarian cream that you fill donuts with, maybe a little lighter. I mostly just make things up as I go anymore so I can't give much more info than that.
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2024.05.15 00:20 _Quarkster_ My friend's birthday dinner is tonight and we're having Chocolate Peanut Butter Cake!

My friend's birthday dinner is tonight and we're having Chocolate Peanut Butter Cake!
I've made a goal to make cakes for everyone I love this year for their birthdays so I can practice cake decorating. This is my 4th cake so far and I feel like I'm starting to make sense of things. Apparently patience is the key ingredient for everything from baking to decorating, which is good because I can always use to work on it.
I tweaked this cake recipe to make it Vegan, then I made up my own Peanut Butter Buttercream frosting using PB2, confectioners sugar, and butter. For the drizzle, I just took heavy plant based cream, Adams peanut butter, and confectioners sugar and blended until it was the texture I wanted. It's filled with a Peanut Butter cream made from silken tofu, heavy cream, PB2, Peanut Butter, confectioners sugar, salt, and vanilla and Whipped until light. It ended up being the consistency of like Bavarian cream that you fill donuts with, maybe a little lighter. I mostly just make things up as I go anymore so I can't give much more info than that.
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2024.05.14 23:55 BriDre Black Forest Cake I made for my husband’s birthday

Black Forest Cake I made for my husband’s birthday
My cake decorating ability has some definite room for improvement, but I think this is the best I’ve done! And it was incredibly tasty! (Recipe from King Arthur Baking)
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2024.05.14 23:09 zmb1eb1tez happy accident?

was making lemon blondies yesterday and messed up the recipe by adding a cup of butter instead of 1/2 and ended up making buttery lemon cake bar things, my dad loves them LOL
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2024.05.14 22:49 ImaginationForward78 Kitchen witchin'

Hey everyone, I'm usually a green/hedge witch but at the moment my spell work is pretty up to date and it's just a case of tending to it a bit a day. I have a severe gluten intolerance that my wife and kids don't share so eating together is quite difficult so I figured I'd try my hand at some kitchen witchcraft mainly for some cakes or something like that to get started. I have gluten free flour so I wondered if someone could point me in the direction of some recipes that we can all enjoy extra points if the recipes are dog safe too because my little familiar boy, Hal has painfully broken a nail and is quite down at the moment because of it, it's really upsetting to see him so subdued but he loves being part of meal times so it would do us all good for him to be able to join in. Thanks as always 🤙
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2024.05.14 22:00 BrookieCookieCon19 Reposted to fix errors in format and add poctures

Reposted to fix errors in format and add poctures
My wedding was a dumpster fire... literally...
I saw your wedding horror story videos and have one of my own I think a lot of people would get a kick out of. Yes, this entire story is 100% true with no real hyperbole, tall tales, etc. This all actually happened and I have witnesses that will attest to this if asked.
I'd been with my husband for about 2 years, engaged for 1, when we found out I was pregnant. Obvi, we decided to rush the wedding after we had a talk about the surprise and what we wanted to do. Flash forward a little and my original Maid of Honor and I had a falling out because the last time we had been together and gone to the church the wedding was being hosted, she had gotten disrespectful with the elders and asked questions she thought were funny, but were really just rude. The swearing really didn't help matters either. I asked her if she would be able to try to be more respectful of my beliefs and be gentle with the others that would be there. This lead to a fight and the beginning of the end of a 7 year relationship (when we tried to rekindle our relationship later, she said she hoped my son would get unalived by a cop because he is white and no one cared about it. Thank God I cut ties when I did). This was also the beginning of a new friendship between myself and the best man's fiancé (we are still bffs today) when I asked her to take over. Crisis 1 averted.
For the sake of setting some scenes, I worked at a hotel in a podunk town, right off the highway and met with a make up artist that came in for a makeup party gig with housekeeping. We talked and she agreed to work with me and MOH for the wedding. Here comes the beginning of everything going down hill, on fire, in a rickety buggy.
The night before, after the rehearsal dinner, at 11pm the makeup artist gets ahold of me saying she has to cancel because her husband got into a water bottle accident (water bottle is oilfield speak for the giant water trucks they have on site) and was in the hospital. We understood and told her to do what she has to, we can handle things ourselves.
Meanwhile, my husband's uncle was cooking the pig for the reception dinner as it doubled as his wedding gift to us (which we are extremely thankful for btw). It caught on fire. In the parking lot. Of the hotel I was working at, and everyone was staying. Luckily he was able to save it, but I got to hear about it when I got back to work. They printed the security camera image and everything. It was great.
Now it's the morning of the wedding. I realize that I am missing makeup that I need and, living in a map dot myself, needed to drive half an hour away in order to get what we were missing. Thank God for my dad needed to go out that way anyway. He got us breakfast, took us to the store, and we grabbed what we needed and started to take off. The shirt I was wearing, without my knowledge, had popped the button right over my boobs showing God and everybody my goodies and I hadn't realized it until we were on our way to grab the cupcakes and "smash" cake (it was a cheap alternative to a traditional wedding cake and actually save us a TON of money for the "event"[ note for brides on a budget, say event and not wedding to save some extra $]).
We get home and nerves take over, coupled with my already awful morning sickness, leading me to be stuck in the bathroom for a while. I finish up, brush my teeth again for the third time and decide to start getting things around and just get ready at the church. I made a Playlist in order, and wrote down the order for my brother to be able to just press play and not worry about ads or anything. I literally went as far as saying song a-c for while you wait, d for the procession, and e for my enterance with the song titles. This will become a problem apparently.
As MOH and I are getting ready, I start to freak out because the makeup I got is streaky and I can barely get anything to blend how I want it to, so my mom had my dad grab her makeup and bring it down and takes over for us. Her friend, who offered to do pictures for us along with my SIL (and I paid them both for) told my mom to give me fake lashes because it'd make the pictures prettier. I told them I wasn't comfortable with it because it was new and I didn't know if I could handle the glue smell and the glue she uses hurts my eyes as is. Mom basically said to hush and let her do it.
One thing lead to another, and my mother glued my eyes shut. 10 minutes before my wedding was due to start. Even though I had asked for no fake lashes. Hormones kicked in and I started to cry. After about 5 minutes, we are able to get my eyes opened, but still had bits of glue in my lashes that ended up scratching my eyes throughout the wedding. I included a picture where you can see even through the editing how chunky the glue made my lashes and where chunks were pulled out with the glue. My dad came down asking what was taking so long, and my mom snapped at him and told him to go upstairs and wait a second, which made me start to cry again.
I calm myself down rather quickly and get dressed (the dress ended up being too big because the morning sickness had made me lose weight without me realizing it) and we all head upstairs only about 5 minutes or so late. At the doors, I can hear the music playing. It's the wrong songs. My dad, in his usual joking fashion, said "It's not too late to run". I told him I just wanted to get this dumpster fire over with.
Speed up a bit and during the ceremony, the pastor skipped over the marriage cross ceremony (where the newly weds put a cross together as a symbol of our faith in our marriage), and called my husband Durk. Miraculously, we make it through with those being the only things amiss, besides my husband being tired and looking grumpy the entire time (I guess he and Best Man stayed up half the night BSing with his uncle and dad, my FIL, and having a couple drinks).
Now the ceremony is over and we have people heading to the hotel to set up for the reception. Pictures were a cluster, there was yelling, I started to cry again because I just wanted things to be done quickly, and my mom wanted her photographer she had come in take pictures that she promised to pay for. We still haven't gotten any of them from said photographer.
After my parents were done with their part, they took off for the hotel and someone accidentally set some of the mac and cheese on fire, setting off the smoke alarms for the hotel. Can't say I cared too much because it wasn't the recipe I'd given my mom to make that she asked me to send her because I'm a picky eater as it is with my "touch of the tism" coupled with pregnancy making things worse.
Eventually we get there, and things had gotten flip-flopped as to what was going on and when because Mom wanted it to go her way, MIL was trying to stick to the schedule I had made... It was great. Thank God for hubby's "Aunti B" that was able to take charge and be my voice and fix things where as my mom looked at MIL and Aunti B and said "I don't care, she's you're problem now". Honestly wasn't surprising from my mom. So we wait for every one to file in to the room we were supposed to start in, and I have to teach my brother how to press play on my phone for music. 🤦🏽‍♀️ Awesome.
We get the Mother Son dance and the Father Daughter dance, and by then my husband was done with everything so we just had the food blessed and proceeded to the dining area. No newlywed dance for us. Still pretty upset about that.
At this point I'm too upset to eat, but manage to nibble here and there. As things start to come down, Mom's friend (yes eyelash woman) comes up to me upset because I didn't warn her that the hotel had a pool so she didn't bring suits for her girls to swim in while everyone else was prepared. I informed her (and showed her) that on the event page for the wedding I wrote where everything was taking place and that the hotel had a pool they were free to enjoy. The same information everyone else had used before coming. Embarrassed, she left and just had her daughters swim in their underwear and diaper.
At that point, everyone had eaten, we did the cake cutting, cake smash "competition" (hubby and I each had a jar people woukd put money into as a bid to who will get the cake to the face. Hubby lost, but we ended up turning it into a little game anyway. Pictures included) and a lot of the ceremonial stuff was over so I started cleaning up (condition of being able to use the hotel for free for the event as an employee) and everyone started pitching in.
The ceremony was at 3pm, reception around 4pm. We had everything cleaned up by 6:30pm, 7pm at the latest. Everyone that was staying in the hotel hung out for a bit, and my MIL and SIL (bless them) attempted to get the rest of the eyelash glue out of my eyes and managed to get a bit out with only one piece left before I had to stop. I got chewed out about how things went and how bad my parents looked with everything by my mom (OFC) and I decided to say screw it, packed up, and left for home with hubby, MOH and BM. If you thought that was the end of it, you're mistaken.
The next day, after my amazing MOH got the last of the glue out of my eye, we saw everyone off, and we were to take off for our honeymoon (a Civil War town because there was quite a bit of fun there when I went, and Hubby hadn't been, and it was cheap). I convinced my dad to let us take the SUV because I had a bad feeling about my car. Thank God I did because despite the "new" engine, the car died on the highway not even 10 miles from home when I took it to work later on.
Anyway, we make it to the hotel that had amazing reviews online to discover stains everywhere on the bed and stuff (ew), the pool was atrocious, and the water in the shower smelled like chemicals and started to burn my husband's face. So we checked out saying we had an emergency back home and had to leave. I called a nearby hotel in my brand I worked for and managed to get a room that is usually about $170 a night or so, for $60 a night. Thank God for them.
The rest of the honeymoon went on well with almost no morning sickness, and no other issues. The only bout of morning sickness (which reiterates my desire to know why it's called that when it can happen anytime of day) happened when my husband was being sweet and shared some of his food with me he knew I generally liked. The baby decided "I don't like that", sending me to hug a trash can a little while after lunch. In the middle of the section of (Civil War Town). By the (civil war history specific) house. In the middle of afternoon traffic.
The family ahead of us glared and started saying something about drunk people in the day 🙄 and my husband started laughing at the irony of it all. He took off to find me napkins to clean up and a good Samaritan stopped to ask if I was ok. I told him "I'm fine, just pregnant" and they chuckled then left. I managed to get cleaned up when hubby came back with the napkins and we continued on our way.
For those wondering, we now have 2 healthy boys, 2 dogs, 2 cats, and have been happily married for 5 years in August. We still laugh about my eyes getting glued shut on our anniversary with our friends and how my wedding was a prime example of Murphy's Law. If it can go wrong, it will go wrong.
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2024.05.14 21:55 qu33fwellington A couple days late, but here is my Mother’s Day bake!

A couple days late, but here is my Mother’s Day bake!
My mom’s favorite cake is a double chocolate mousse from a local restaurant.
The ‘problem’, so to speak, is that the restaurant makes theirs in what has to be 14” cake rounds, triple layered. To the point that if I didn’t know better I’d think The Trunchbull herself would force Bruce Bogtrotter to eat the entire thing as punishment.
Anyway, not wanting to foist that amount of cake on my mother, nor wanting to pay for 4 separate slices for everyone to enjoy, I made a dupe!
The recipe I followed also had a section for a white chocolate mousse in addition, but I omitted that as a) my mom doesn’t like white chocolate. She, rightfully, believes it is a lie, and b) the inspiration cake does not include it. But if you like white chocolate I am positive it would be delicious.
I’ll post the recipe in the comments!
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2024.05.14 19:45 Even-Session-5574 Made Génoise , it did not go well , advice ?

For Mother’s Day I tried to made a génoise cake but after I baked it , it didn’t really rise and was kinda dense. Any advice on where I went wrong ?
Recipe: 2 tablespoons of unsalted butter 1 cup of sifted cake flour 1/2 cup sugar 1/8 teaspoon salt 4 eggs, room temp 1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
Baked in an oven at 350F
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2024.05.14 19:36 megaBeth2 Got a lot of people tryna drain me of my energy

My energy level has gotten abysmal
Tldr: I'm physically and mentally limited by my energy level and I'm wasting away, which feeds back into low energy. But I'm doing a lot of things to fight it
On Sunday I made a breakfast cake for the fam and just cooking up that little recipe, I went to catch a 20 minute nap and woke up at almost 10pm. Just for reference my dad thought I would be a chef, making a cake used to be light work
I have to lay in bed or nap after I do anything. I have really bad amotivation that feels like physical weight dragging me down and low energy levels caused by depression
I'm physically restricted from doing even mildy energy intensive tasks after I've done a "big" one.
And like 3 small things will become a big thing
I'm in bed between everything, so easily 22 hours a day including sleeping. I had to get physical therapy because of muscle atrophy
I used to lift heavy weights and had my body type compared to a gorilla. Now I can barely sit up in bed. How am I supposed to live an active lifestyle if I can physically only stand for a few minutes?
Tomorrow I decided to get my shit together. I'm going to wake up at like 4 am and go on a walk. I don't want anyone to look at me I'm sure you understand. Otherwise I'd go right now.
And risparidone made me put on 100lbs, which tanks my energy. I started working on losing that 2 weeks ago. I know this doesn't sound healthy, but I lost 15 pounds so far. My diet is to only eat 3 meals a day and get 1 helping each meal. I'm just glad my weight doesn't start with a 3
Im also working on getting a cpap machine
If I stay the course I can break out of this because nobody can live like this
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