Desi ladki ki chudai

Tum me se kisika cbse science challenge ki link open Hui kya? To mene 1st level exam di thi school me aur 2nd level ke liye select hua , aaj holiday ke din 11:30 baje school bulaya to give the exam in our computer lab , 6 log aaye the waha , exam 12 se 1 tak tha. Jab 12 baje tab exam portal me login hee nahi hua , computer sir explained ki bohot zyada website traffic ki wajah se ye kaam nahi karrha . cbse website ki problem hai . Baki school me bhi call kiye the sir ne unhone ne bhi bola ki website open nahi horhi , 1 bhi baj Gaya aur parents bhi aagye the .. ek ladki ko durr gav se Ghar ayi thi just for this exam. This is wrong cbse

Well on day before yesterday Mera CUET ka exam tha, center thoda dur tha toh thoda jldi nikla tha ghar se, waha pohoch Kar jab apne seat pe Baitha, toh dekha abhi 1 ghante baad exam start hoga, baithe baithe Maine apne Mann mein bhagwan se ek chiz maangi, ki kaash Mere bagal ek ladki baith jaye, aur bhagwan ne pehli baar meri sunn li, Mere bagal ek bohot Sundar si ladki aa Kar baithgyi, pehele toh do minute mein shock mein tha, ki ye kya hgya, ab kya kru? Fir Examiner ne pucha " Aapme se pehle koi NTA ka exam diya hai" Maine boldiya JEE mains, uske ek minute baad usne hi conversation start ki Mere jee exam k baare m puchke ki Mere kitne percentile thee, Maine boldiye 92 percentile, Fir usne apna btaya ki uske 88 percentile aaye the, Fir hmne aage conversation continue ki toh usne apna career plan btaya ki wo ab CAT ki taiyari kregi, Maine bhi apna btaya ki koi GFTI mein ja Kar hustle krunga, apne humor se usko hasaya bhi, Fir exam start hua aur aakhri mein Maine 5 inorganic k question usse copy krliye, Fir exam hua aur ab mai usse zindagi bhar kabhi nhi mil paunga

1 ghante ka rasta tha traffic itna tha ki nikala 12 bje ghar se ki auto aur paucha mai 2 29 pe end moment pe inviglator wagera sab thk thee light wagera nhi gyi aur thk thk tha sab andar bag rakhne ke facility bhi thi aur kuch chori nhi hua fir exam mein hame dono exams mein extra time diya 1st mein 5 min aur dusre mein 20 min but padha kuch tha nhi aage baithi ladki se baat krri mene usne maths ke bata diye ans aur phy toh bhagwan bharose but thk thk tha itna bekar nhi bss bkc in bhenkelodon ne ye dikat kari ki admit card nhi liya hamara mene 2 bar pucha bhi tha bkc ab kya hoga😭😭 ghar aake pata chala mujhe

Haan sahi padha aapne, maine farts hi likha hai. Jaise Bachpan mein school mein sikhate the na God is omnipresent. Waise hi farts bhi omnipresent hain. Sab jagah hote hain. Ek baar mujhe kaam tha ek teacher se toh main unki class mein gayi. Jaise hi maine unki class mein enter kiya. Mujhe bohot hi gandi smell aayi. Kisi bachche ne fart kiya tha. It smelled putrid, it actually smelled like a dead animal.
Main ek baar dusre ek teacher ke class mein gayi thi toh woh apne dupatta muh pe rakh ke khade the aur bol rahe the ki subah toilet jake aana chahiye school mein.
Mere tuition mein bhi ek ladke ka digestion itna kharab tha ki kya kahoon. Woh baitha baitha itna ganda fart karta tha. Upar se dusre ladke bhi usko dekhle khud bhi fart karne lage. Phir do teen ladke aise the ki woh shamelessly zor zor se fart karne lage aur phir hanste the. Mujhe us ladke ki mummy ko batana pada ki woh bohot fart karta hai. Toh uski mummy ne kaha ki uski dawai li hai.
Mere khud ke class mein pichle saal sirf ek baar aisa hua tha ki kisine bohot hi smelly fart kiya tha. Mujhe already pata tha ki woh kaun ho sakta hai. Ek hi ladki aisi thi jo underweight thi aur theek se khana nahi khati thi, uski mummy ne mujhe kaha tha ki aap isko bolna khaye. Maine us ladki ko puchha aur usne accept kiya ki usne hi fart kiya hai.
Mere Nani jab mere Ghar rehne aaye the na. Toh jab mujhe fart karna hota toh main unse dur chali jati thi. Maine nani se kaha I respect you so, I am standing away from you while I fart. My Nani said it's okay, you don't have to. She said that sometimes nanaji used to fart and cover her face with the blanket.
Mere papa ek baar bata rahe the ki unke ek neighborhood mein ek family rehti thi. Unki beti chhoti thi toh woh bolti thi humare Ghar mein koi fart nahi karta hai.
I don't know why par mujhe farts Hindi mein bolna achha nahi lagta. Family ke samne bol leti hoon. Lekin bahar ke logon ke samne farts hi bolti hoon.
Apne kabhi yeh omnipresent farts experience kare hain, aisi jagah mein jahan aap kuch bol nahi sakte out of respect?
Edit- jab mein tuition mein Sanskrit mein parts of the body padhati hoon aur jab foot ko sanskrit mein पादः bolti hoon tab bachche bohot smile karte hain.

So i opted for PCB in 11th and coincidentally my ex friend which was my "Bestest" friend for 9 years is in my same class (why god😭) and i was upset thinking about it anyway
But today i tried talking to her, as i felt pity on her because she suffered a lot in past 3-4 years......she is enrolled in akash and was solving (not) the module and i was sitting ahead of her.......so she was talking a lot (not at all exaggerating) to her friend whom she was sitting with.....so i turned to her and asked what she was solving and i asked what book should i purchase for bio prep and she recommended me something, i don't remember properly and tried to talk to her a bit (i already don't socialise at all, i have 0 friends in my sec) but our teacher came into class and i turned front and heard her saying "padhne de baar baar disturb kar rhi h" 🙁 although i felt bad but handled it with a smile and laughed it away...
After that our teacher asked her to smile a little bit as she doesn't smile a bit....and asked her to study with a smile on the face and not with sad face as it can help in studying better ....so as a joke i said "ma'am jo bache haste h vo ?" So from behind she replied "jo haste rehte h vo to pagal hote h na"
I was destroyed from inside, but our teacher handled it by saying that "hasna aur pagalpan mein difference hota h"
Never ever gonna talk to anybody in my sec again :(
Edit - OP ek ladki hain aur OP ki ex friend bhi ek ladki h 💀🙏🏻

Nothing. I passed out in 2015. Seeing young students post these pictures made me realise that these days you have to incentivise kids otherwise they won't do shit.
My parents told me "Baarvi me mehnat kar le fir to aish hi aish hai". Mili thi mujhe Aishwarya naam ki ladki college me, uski shaadi hogayi.

Matlab muje samaj nahi aata ke hamare mummy papa logo ko itna kya hota hai ki agar wo hamare ladke/ladki ki shadi me nahi aaye to hum kyu jaye etc etc.....

Matlab muje samaj nahi aata ke hamare mummy papa logo ko itna kya hota hai ki agar wo hamare ladke/ladki ki shadi me nahi aaye to hum kyu jaye etc etc.....

Till 10th I was a good student like padhai mei bhi accha and all phir aise hi boards mei (state board) 91% ke saath socha tha arts lunga (ias Officer ban na tha ) but Ghar walo ne science pe laga diya Doctor banna padhega bolke, phir aise hi maine bhi socha doctor baan ke baad mei ias ke liye choose kar lunga, then phir start hua mera life ka downfall. I choosed a private college with a good reputation (nam nhi lunga) and many good students like state toppers etc. so humlog ka class, boards results ke lakbhag 10 din baad hi start ho gya tha, lekin mein late join karlia tha like 1 - 2months late (kyuki tab mei arts/science kaunsa loo chakkar mei phas gya tha) aur hamare classes like bohut aage chalegye, mein like blank kuch bhi samaj nhi aarha tha like teaches sab 11th ke motion in plane Tak pauch gya the aur muje tabtak units and dimensions bhi nhi aata tha. Phir aisehi mera 11th chala gya with 0 knowledge kuch bhi nhi aata tha like 0 Bhai 0 aur hostel mei rehta tha toh wah bhi utna padhai ka patner guide wagera nhi tha. And Ghar walo se pressure itna tha (because we are lower middle class ) ki acche institution ke bawajut tuje kuch nhi aata etc. and aisehi mera 11th barbaad ho gya, jab board aaya 11th ke mera percentage around 32 huwa aur school walo ne jaise taise pass kar wa Diya nhi toh 11th pe hi fail ho jata, phir Ghar walo nhi din raat pressure dena start kya, like kya hoga tera tu kuch nhi kar sakta etc. And 12th mei jab Aya toh meine socha liya tha acche se padhunga and all and was everything was going right mere marks bhi tode tode improve huwe like bohot mehnat kya bohot and like test marks bhi improve hone lage tution bhi laya liya tha. Phir jab 12th ke beech Wale din I got myself into a trouble. I fell in love with a girl (online) hum dono ke thoughts taste music and all same hone ke karan ek dusre se pyaar ho gya tha and like later I realised woh toh alag hi tha like usse baat karne ke liye mein apna padhai aadha adhura chor deta tha(kyuki usko sirf ek limited time phone milta tha and like mere padhai ke time hi milta tha aur baaki ke team ya toh mei tution jata ya toh woh) phirse mera marks girne suru ho gaya because of lack of time in studies and then aisehi days went by like I managed somehow todha marks kaam ho jata phirbhi i sticked to her and then aisehi karte karte mera boards aayga , and also I thought I was ready for everything, but ek or unfortunate event ho gya, wo ladki apne ex ke saath phirse chaligyi in between my boards exam she broke up with me (like she was with me for just time pass? Kya woh sab baatein was waste?) and uske wajah se mera boards bhi kharab ho gya kyuki usko time Dena padta tha and as result mere issaal ke boards pe 78 percentage ho gya 😭😭 how i am supposed to do now? My parents don't know a thing about this all they are just putting pressure like you don't want to study, tuje padhai karne nhi dega abse tu kaam karne jayega , etc kuch din pehle neet and jee ka exam Diya tha jo ladka 11th mei 0 tha woh neet ke kuch din pehle pure bio and physics ko 2 baar padh dala and uska expected score aa rha hai around 374 and maths aur physics karke (chemistry weak mera) jee mei uska aaya tha around 73 percentile aaya tha. And now the question is do I deserve it? Do I deserve a chance for the next year. A drop is it will be worth it? Kya mei woh kar paunga ? The pain in me is always hitting me guys please help I just want to kms parents ke expectations the acche karge but nhi ab boj ban gya hu ab toh woh unlog ko dekhne se bhi bura lagta hai😭 guys please help suggest me what should I do ? Should I just kms? I can't handle anymore failures

So yes you read it right ... here is the story :
our school has 7 subjects and the school calculates %age like this : English+ any one of Maths Science SST and 2nd lang. replaced by IT/AI ( 2 days earlier ), they prohibited us from taking painting by saying that you can only consider painting if you fail in aany subject.
so this girl is really good in languages unlike me .. but scored 74/100 in SST ..
as I mentioned earlier the procedure of %age calculation .. her SST marks were earlier replaced by IT in which she scored 94/100 taking her %age to 96% ..
Today morning our school posted our school result on FB and guess what her %age were INCREASED to 97.2% ..
How ? instead of letting to replace by IT , the school decide to replace by painting in which she got 100/100.
Now the school calculates %age like this : English+ any one of Maths Science SST and 2nd lang. replaced by painting because ..( just to increase %age)..
I scored 94+ in all except english which I'll give for revaluation ..
edit : bhai meri us ladki se koi dushmani nhi hai .. mai bas yeh btana chahta hu ki how %age doesn't show the true reality or overall performance .
isn't this unfair and clownery .. your views on it ??

23M.So my last relationship was around 2018-19. Then when covid hit i decided to start working out and do self improvement cause I was always a skinny guy. So coming back to present.
I have few friends i talk to them regularly and i workout and i talk to people at the gym (male only gym cause there are no unisex gym in my area) .
So i distract myself during day time but at night when am not doing anything i feel like loneliness eating me from inside. And i can't do anything about it. I feel helpless . It's like you wanna scream but someone covered your mouth.
I tried dating apps but that didn't help at all. At this point i don't know how being in a relationship would feel like. I would have tried offline but my city is small so koi dhang ki ladki nahi dikhti hai. So my question is " In general how do you guys deal with loneliness "? What is something that help you deal with loneliness?

23M.So my last relationship was around 2018-19. Then when covid hit i decided to start working out and do self improvement cause I was always a skinny guy. So coming back to present.
I have few friends i talk to them regularly and i workout and i talk to people at the gym (male only gym cause there are no unisex gym in my area) .
So i distract myself during day time but at night when am not doing anything i feel like loneliness eating me from inside. And i can't do anything about it. I feel helpless . It's like you wanna scream but someone covered your mouth.
I tried dating apps but that didn't help at all. At this point i don't know how being in a relationship would feel like. I would have tried offline but my city is small so koi dhang ki ladki nahi dikhti hai. So my question is " In general how do you guys deal with loneliness "? What is something that help you deal with loneliness?

So my father in law has some issue with his food i dont know khorak ki nali if i am right. He feel extreme pain in his chest when he eats and feels the food going inside. Doctorate medicine do not effect him and he vomits as he is a desi person and more likely to get better with hakeemi medicine. Need suggestions if there are any good hakeem in lahore?

So let me start by telling abt how my jee journey has been till now. Mera bachpan se (mtlb 5th-6th) se hi IIT B Jane ka sapna tha 🤡. Mujhe nit aut iits ke bare mein kafi pehle se pata hai. Kyunki mere papa nit trichy se hai, chacha nit warangal aur dusre chacha IIT B se hai (under 100 air thi). Isliye bachapan se hi soch Raha hoon ki IIT B jaunga. There was no pressure from my parents to do engineering. 10th mein 96 percentage the (100 percetage in maths and science). 10th ke result ke baad bada confidence aaya 🤡. Fiitjee aur aakash dono ke entrance mein 75% scholarship mil gayi. Aakash ki coaching join ki. 11th ke aadhe khatam hone Tak aukaat pata chal gayi thi, isliye tha ki bas NIT T miljaye. Let's cut to the present. Baki ki story kisi aur din. 11th poori barbaad hogayi. 12th mein mehnat karke saara portion khatam Kiya upto mains level. Physics and Chem ka 75% portion advanced level Tak tha. Mocks mein bhi acha score karna laga. Jan AYJR mein expected 99.2 %ile Tha. But got the dreaded shift 27 S1. Result ke din zindagi upside down hogayi soch Raha tha ab focus hokar advanced ke liye padhunga lekin sirf 97.1 percentile bani ( scored 205 marks). 27S1 ke sadme se jab Tak nikal paaya tab Tak boards aagye the. Boards ke baad 1 mahina tha jee S2 ke liye. Mai bas revision karta tha aur mocks deta tha. Score kafi fluctuate hone laga tha. Kabhi score 220+ to kabhi 180. Easy questions mein silly errors karne ki buri aadat hogayi thi. AYJR April mein silly errors ke Karan sirf 98 percentile expected aai. Fir 4S2 mein 60 questions attempt karke aaya. Score check karne par sirf 182 hi Bane. Maths mere expectation se bohot lengthy thi, iske Karan mark for review questions ko check karne ka time hi nahi mila aur wo almost saare mark for review galat hogaye. Chem ke ek question mein structure correct banaya lekin no of bonds galat gin liye. I could have genuinely scored 225+ easily but due to me being stupid gave a lot of time to maths and fucked up physics and chem. Sirf 98.2 percentile hi bani.. Ab advanced se koi hopes nahi, maths adv level ka ghanta kuch nahi aata. My father wants me to go to bits, lekin I can't seem to justify the 24 lakh fees. We don't have a ton of money and 24 lakh is a very significant amount for us. Jab bhi padhne jaata hoon, man hi nahi hota, somehow I just don't get motivation to study for bits.. Drop ke liye papa maan nahi rahe. I genuinely believe ki drop year mai I will do better because burnout is not an issue for me (atleast for now) aur social life ki chinta nhi hai. 11th aur 12th itne lonliness mai guzri hai ki ab farak nhi padta. Sirf ek acha dost ban paya. Aur 10th ka friend group poora break hogaya. Ek ladki, kafi close friend thi ab msg karne par reply bhii nhi deti. Last proper female interaction 10th mein hi tha.. Anyways it is what it is. You guys suggest what should I do now. Take a drop or prepare for bits?

Guys i have something to say , i have lost all respect for siwet , i hate him even more than Akriti now . Why? i will explain in points 1. He dumped Nayera on national television while he was the one who started things with her 2. He made Nayera feel terrible all this while 3 . I finally understand Nayera’s anger towards Siwet , imagine being on national television, someone starts showing love for you , you fall for the person, you actually get serious , you get dumped , that too on national television just because you confront the person for saying they didn’t find you hot and the connection is just for show. 4. Now if you guys remember even while leaving Nayera had feelings for siwet while siwet didn’t shed a tear nor actually say something meaningful before she left . 5. Nayera cane out and got to know he dis the same with akriti , tried to form a connection 6. Nayera sharef certain intimate moments woth siwet , which apparently for siwet wasn’t a huge deal but it was for Nayera. 7. Now the person keeps on denying anything was there , imagine nayeras anger, actual reason of her anger wasnt why siwet did what he did , but i was always about why didnt he accept it . NGL anyone would be mad 8 . Now between lakshay siwet and anickaa, lakshay is obviously wrong , i already said in this sub before that he isn’t a green flag , he’s just another average guy . I hated how he kept taking anick’s name everywhere in a bad light , and in the show i freakin hated how he talked to Anicka 9. Also when Anicka cried , why didn’t lakshay once come and talk to her , kitne gire hue ho bhai ? or drame ke lie diamond h ye h wo h , dikh gya ab 10. Lakshay is nothing but a hawabaaz jo bs bate bolta h . Siwet se kuch ni lad pata or anicka se akele me disrespectfully bat krta . i mean grow up! 11. baki the way he is trigerred, obviously yashika is his girlfriend, shame on him for still participating in splits. 12. Coming to the person red color was invented for . Siwet once again defamed not just one but two girls online .firstly yashika , the way he talked about anicka in his live , i am disgusted. 13. saying stuff like bar bar anicka ka call a rha h , i am breaking up with her , mujhe esi ladki ke sath ni rehna , ab mujhe in log ki ladai se koi mtlb ni hai kuch bhi kare. Bro mtlb live pe tu kya dikhana chahta hai , anicka is desperate for you , and tujhe ni rehna uske saath , bhai he sucks . esa kese krskta koi kisi ke sath . imagine the embarrassment for Anicka , These are personal matters man . Stop fucking selling yourself for some views . Bechari Anicka kare kya ? I’m proud of her today , she didnt lose her calm after constant hate from both lakshay and siwet fans and now when siwet brokeup she didn’t shit about him on live. Didn’t make it ugly . So respect for her 14. Now is when anicka would actually be TRAUMATISED. 15. Hence nayera was right when she said , tera sath jo hai wo zyada traumatise krega Honorable Clown Mention: Loving how akriti’s clown fan pages on the basis of what siwet said , are making reels that what about when digvijay spoke ill about Akriti 🤡 And akriti so full of herself is sharing them and enjoying the sudden sympathy, lol have a spine , siwet was the one harassing you a while back, and people like digvijay and sachin were actually in support of her . Also in courtroom they were supposed to bring out stuff about one another , yashika hasnt agreed to participate in the show so digvijay is absolutely right in taking stand for this .

So in 2023 I got my class 10th cbse board results and I scored 93.60% and still my parents weren't happy as I used to chill all the time and hardly study more than 1.5hrs in a sitting. I even played games during the exams. My parents believed that I could have done better and should learn from "pados ki ladki" who used to study whole day even when she was in 9th and I was in 10th. She studied like 6hrs everyday , going Allen ( I didn't take any coaching) and do everything one can do. Now fast forward today - board results came and she scored 91% in class 10 🤣🤣🤡😭
I told my parents - it's not about how much you study, it's about how you study.
EDIT : Making some things clear - I'm not overconfident and already preparing well for 12th. Secondly I'm not hating on anybody. 3rd that girl took coaching for 10th class not jee or neet