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2016.12.18 04:00 Sammy_Samuelson WWE/NXT Superstar Mandy Rose

Subreddit dedicated to WWE/NXT Superstar Mandy Rose (real name Amanda Saccomanno). Pics, articles, and videos are all welcome.
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2012.05.24 18:04 cblood86 Because Redditors need soccer shirts.

A place to swap, buy, sell, and show off your soccefooty related kits and gear.
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2024.05.29 02:25 LadyTelaAzul2 Things that would improve FB's writing (HIRE ME)

Not counting branching, cause that's the bare bare... baaaaaaaaaare minimum.
1- CONSISTENCY.
S8's main problem. S5's consistently abusive, S6's consistently about Amelia, S7's consistently boring... but S8?
Like I've pointed MANY TIMES... talk about setting up MAJOR plot points with lots of potential to create GOOD DRAMA and CHARACTER MOMENTS... only to drop them and come up with the most stupid, nonsensical and random conclusion of all time. The most notable ones being Bea twisting with Liam in Casa and... Theo and Claudia. FB needs to commit to the plot point instead of focusing on creating stupid, cheap and fake tension.
I can also point inconsistent writing from S6 and 7. Amelia couple hopping, not feeling ANYBODY, being with Tobes for 2 DAYS... and still being runner up with THAT TRACK RECORD.
Grace seeing Ozzy let her down multiple times, being told by MC that she can do better than that... and STILL picking him, being picked by him.... and ACCEPTING HIS CONFESSION.
MC telling Travis/Vicky MULTIPLE times she's not interested and... well...
MC spending time with one boy ALL THE TIME in Casa only to pick another boy... but the previous boy forgets abou the time MC spent with him... and the new boy WORSHIPS MC even tho she didn't spend a second with him during Casa.
2- SIDE CHARACTERS.
This is a reality show about romance and friendships. There is absolutely NO REASON for everything to be about MC.... there is absolutely no reason for almost everyone worshipping MC... there is absolutely no reason for MC's couple to be the only one that ACTUALLY has a chance of winning.
Side characters matter... they should fight each other, bond with each other, talk with each other. Not every drama needs to be about MC, not every gossip has to be told to MC... the characters should be able to have a spotlight moment and a personality without MC's presence.
3- PACING.
S7 and 8's main problem.
You can absolutely make a short story.... if you pace that shit properly.
S7 shoves the final recoupling in your face and you barely get to do anything after Casa... there was ONE RECOUPLING... RIGHT AFTER THE SITCK OR TWIST... it made... NO FUCKING SENSE.
S8 has a lot of poorly introduced LIs and MC can barely spend time with them (Logan, Hari, Tyler), poorly paced slow burns (Theo)... the second half was some of the worst pacing I've ever seen from FB... post Casa SUCKED.
There's always ONE poorly written and poorly paced forbidden love route...
S6 has Ozzy and Marshall.
S7 has Joyo/Bryson. (TERRIBLY WRITTEN)
S8 has Theo and Hari (Also terribly written)
4- FLAWED CHARACTERS.
Character developmente is fundamental when it comes to romance, and seeing how flawless and worshipped MC is... ALWAYS pisses me off!! Tell me why Sophie/Luna can be delulu, Claudia can be confused... but MC never does something wrong!! And the fact that the flawed characters don't have arcs? What happened to making Sophie/Luna like MC? What happened to making Liam learn from his mistakes? What happened to making Grace realize Ozzy's a piece of shit?!
5- FRIENDSHIPS
MC simply can't have a bestie... if the closed off boy doesn't worship her... he becomes that terrible slow burn route, same for the female islander who just becomes the poorly written rival.
Is it so hard to repeat S1 and give us something like Mason/Levi being kind and respectful to MC, withoit flirting so much, after she deals with her LI cheating on her? Is it so hard to repeat S2 and give us a nice friendship like Hope, Chelsea, Pryia, Gary, Lottie, Bobby? Is it si hard to make someone be our besti by default? That was the best part of S3.
MC does not need to be the Queen Bee of the Villa 24/7, and the side characters should bond with each other, like.... that would've made S8's recouplings suck less...MC's not the only fucking contestant.
6- REALISTIC ROMANCE AND OTHER TROPES.
Pls... stop making every LI WORSHIP MC like she was some type of goddess... be a little more realistic, cause I'm not gonna be interested in you all the time... same for you... we're not fucking soulmates and it's not love at first sight... u don't even know me.
Take some fucking time to develop that romance/friendship cause... it makes no sense for someone to worship me after knowing me for 2 minutes!! Why's MC's romance always so fucking perfect? Make them argue, fight, disagree... IDK, JUST WRITE SOME OBSTACLE THEY HAVE TO OVERCOME SO THEY CAN GROW AS A COUPLE.
And thoses terribly written Forbidden Love routes? Everything would be resolved with a nice, adult conversation. Ozzy should've been honest with Grace, Theo needed to grow a fucking backbone... same for Claudia... that shit just drags for SO LONG IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH THE WAIT!!
7- MAKE MULTIDIMENSIONAL VILLAINS.
Do you remember Allegra? Jen? Lottie? Priya (When she steals our LI) ? They are flawed characters who go trough some great character developmente and the best part.... if we're nice to them... they warm up to us... if we act like a bitch, they'll have a reason to dislike us!! That's what makes a good villain!! Their motivations!!
Ivy, OG delulu girl, Jack/Jin, Luna/Sophie/Emel, Sienna have one thing in common... they don't have a reason/have a bullshit reason to be nasty towards MC.... and they don't have a personality aside from *I hate MC*.... they're just.... MC's rival, and without MC... they're nothing!! At leats Jack/Jin, Luna/Sophie/Emel had their couple problems... but Sienna? Girl's character revolved around MC and OG LI 24/7!!
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2024.05.27 10:37 Responsible_Rice9944 Second hand Staub, is this a fake enamel coating?

Second hand Staub, is this a fake enamel coating?
I bought this second hand Staub, the top potion seems to look like a naked metal without enamel, which also rusts when it's wet / placed on the fridge. The enamel coating feels different (have other Staub pots bought brand new), it feels dry? no matter how I coat it. The bottom has this weird shape, some spots are probably patina but the big part seems to be a ?dent? Seems lower.
The weight and the outside part feels real. Any idea what has happened here? Maybe the enamel coating peeled off and was redone? Would this still be safe to use?
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2024.05.27 02:21 JMurph3313 First week wearing wigs out in the world!

First week wearing wigs out in the world!
A ton of factors got me here (mom’s cancer, post Covid hair loss, just genetically fine and frizzy, difficult hair) and after some learning and practice I’m finally going out in the world with my new hair!
The purple wig is a Chelsea Smith and has surprisingly been the one I’m most comfortable in. The other two are ‘nicer’ synthetic wigs and I like them but honestly I still get a little self conscious that they are giving fake…? If anyone has any tips I’d love to hear them!
A million thanks to this sub, you all have been so helpful on this journey 💕
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2024.05.27 00:16 MixedKarmaStudios My most traumatic experience... because of foster care and someone I despise.

The worst trauma I have ever experienced I have lovingly named the "Barbie incident"
I was 8, and in foster care, currently in my 2 week mark with being fostered by my abusive "stepmom." (The stem from most of my trauma)
Well. I loved Barbies with a passion. I had a favorite, she's discontinued now, but it was a little Chelsea doll that was ready for bed. She had pajamas and a cute little bunny she held in her arm. I loved this doll so much (if someone found it and gave it to me I'd probably burst out sobbing and treasure it forever).
Well, that being said, this bitch, Harmony, decided she needed to place some rules for the 8 barbies I had. If they did not have clothes, they would be thrown in the trash. I of course, being who I am (a goody two shoes who hates breaking the rules) gave her one doll that already had a missing leg that I didn't have an outfit to fit. (It was probably in a bag I had containing the toys I couldn't carry around with me while hopping from foster care home to foster care home.)
Now, before I forget, Harmony had two biological daughters. One I forgot her name, but she was my age and was staying with her biological father as far as I'm aware, and Ari (fake name). Ari loved playing games with me and often would help me sneak around Harmony's oppressive rules, so when she asked to look at my Barbies, I thought nothing of it. She chose to undress my Chelsea doll to see if she could find another dress that fit her. Sadly, no. It didn't work. We both were pulled away from my room for dinner and my precious Chelsea doll was forgotten.
Later that night, not sure when, Harmony found my naked Chelsea doll and began yelling at me about her rules and how I am going to have to pay the price. I tried explaining to her in a fit of tears and distress that it wasn't my fault and I had her dress right in the box. After more screaming at me, she slammed my door in my face and told me to stop crying. It was the first night I ever fell asleep crying.
I am currently 18 and if I ever saw Harmony today I would likely tell her off for hurting such an innocent child.
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2024.05.23 18:25 KaceyLunatic Houses in "the real world"

I'm watching season 4, specially with Chelsea and Kwame. By the way they were talking it sounded like neither of them lived there? But later on shes giving him a tour. I guess I'm confused, are they given fake houses once they leave Mexico or is this actually their place?
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2024.05.22 09:26 RaspberryGreedy1747 New to the snark, just want to say why I'm here and the reasons why I'm beyond over Heather.

So, I'm a fan of all things bravo, used to like it more than I do now, so of course I stumbled upon Heather some time ago. About 2 years ago I came across her podcast and started watching it. I have watched every single episode that has been posted on YouTube, and the past 4 to 6 months I think I've just been hate watching and watching out of habit.
Here are the reasons im out...
• She is so rude to her guests in the way she speaks over them. When her and a guest start talking at the same time she will MAKE SURE that she talks the longest so she gets to continue talking.
• She is constantly waiting to talk instead of LISTENING to her guests. She is not a good listener whatsoever. A good podcast is one where the person doing the interviewing actually LISTENS so they can then have good follow up questions. Not Heather.
• She has to try to find some way to put herself in every situation. She has to relate it back to herself so she can talk about herself, not the guest.
• The singing! Why does she feel the need to live out her lame, failed theater dreams from high school on her podcast? None of her guests want to listen to her sing and not for as long as she will continue on, especially with guests like Chris Franjola that she is more comfortable around. I've heard her sing "Ave Maria" one too many times. The more I grow to dislike her the more I find myself siding with the theater teacher who chose the other girl as the person to perform the role she supposedly won by peer votes, but who knows if that's even true. She couldn't possibly comprehend that her friends who said they voted for her were just pacifying her and didn't want to hurt her feelings so they said lied to her and saidd they did vote for her when they didn't. The fact that she's even repeated that story more than once speaks volumes.
• The constant need to make her dumb reenactments go on for way too long, making her guests fake laugh just to humor her, Brandy and Julie come to mind with this one. If she doesn't get the laughs she doesn't just stop. Oh no. She goes on and on and on...it's just too much.
• The way she just can't speak or pronounce any names, really any proper nouns at all! She's like any boomer who hears a name or word they don't know so they then say the closest word to it that they DO know.
• My God, let go of Chelsea Lately! I can't tell where she stands with Chelsea Handler these days, but I do know those were most definitely her glory days. She mentions "Chelsea" either as the show or the person at least once per episode.
• THE PREDICTIONS ARE NOT PREDICTIONS 99% OF THE TIME! They are common sense!!
Yeah, I'll wrap this up. Sorry to go on. I'm sure I could think of more, but I won't make you sit through anymore of my ramblings or I'm no better than Heather herself. I'm happy I found this snark. I am looking for another podcast that is similar but not Heather, would love some recommendations!
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2024.05.21 13:47 Human_Holiday_4758 Deathcore/Metalcore - Best One Song Encyclopedia

219 bands, 219 songs! Here's the YouTube Music Version:
Deathcore/Metalcore - Best One Song Encyclopedia
Obviously "best song" is a very subjective notion, but I got a bunch of input from the big Deathcore/Metalcore group on FB, as well as Metalcore during the brief period before the post was removed (imagine tongue-sticking-out emoji here!) Anyway, the alphabetized band list by itself is pretty cool, IMHO. Enjoy - and please feel free to make suggestions for additions or changes!
  1. Aborted - Dreadbringer
  2. Abbie Falls - Pitch Black
  3. Across the Sun – May Silence Keep You
  4. After The Burial - Behold The Crown
  5. A Hero A Fake – I Know I
  6. All Out War – Into the Killing Fields
  7. Allt – Paralyzed
  8. All That Remains - This Calling
  9. Alpha Wolf - Akudama
  10. alt. - BACK TO EARTH
  11. A Mourning Star – A World Beyond
  12. Angelmaker- What I Would Give
  13. Annalynn - Closer to the Edge
  14. Annisokay - Coma Blue
  15. Any Given Day – Savior
  16. Architects - These Colors Don’t Run
  17. As Blood Runs Black – In Dying Days
  18. As I Lay Daying - The Sound of Truth
  19. Asking Alexandria - A Single Moment of Sincerity
  20. Atena – Oil Rigs
  21. ATLVS – Comethazine
  22. Atreyu – Crimson
  23. Attack! Attack! – Killing for Sport
  24. Avenged Sevenfold – Unholy Confessions
  25. Aviana – Rage
  26. August Burns Red - White Washed
  27. AVOID - Whatever
  28. Bad Omens - ARTIFICIAL SUICIDE
  29. Before I Turn – Aglaeca
  30. Being as an ocean - the hardest part is forgetting those you swore you would never forget
  31. Bleed from Within - Alive
  32. Bleeding Through - Revenge I Seek
  33. Bloodywood - Machi Bhasad
  34. Bodysnatcher – Exterminate
  35. Botch – One Twenty Two
  36. Boundaries – I'd Rather Not Say
  37. Breakdown of Sanity – The Storm
  38. Bring Me the Horizon - Shadow Moses
  39. Bullet for my Valentine - Four Words (To Choke Upon)
  40. Bury Tomorrow – Choke
  41. Caliban – Memorial
  42. Carnifex - Die Without Hope
  43. Caskets - The Final Say
  44. Chamber - Replacing Every Weakness
  45. Chelsea Grin – Cheyne Stokes
  46. Chimaira – Pure Hatred
  47. Classic Jack – LAG
  48. Code Orange - Forever
  49. coldrain - 2020
  50. Conquer Divide - Afterthought.wav
  51. Converge – A Single Tear
  52. Counterparts - Whispers Of Your Death
  53. Crimson Eyes – Serenity
  54. Crown the Empire – The Fallout
  55. Crystal Lake - Apollo
  56. Currents - Better Days
  57. Daedric - Alchemy
  58. Dance Gavin Dance – Chucky vs. The Giant Tortoise
  59. Dark Divine - The Fear
  60. Darkest Hour - Goddess of War, Give Me Something to Die For
  61. Darko US - Pale Tongue
  62. Dal Av & Jackson Rose – Insanely Illegal Cage Fight
  63. Dead Crown – Joker
  64. Dealer – Crooked
  65. Defocus – Crooked Mind
  66. Demon Hunter - Cross to Bear
  67. Downswing – Bound to Misery (feat. AVOID)
  68. Dying Wish - Enemies in Red
  69. Earth Crisis – Forced March
  70. Eighteen Visions – Reality Killer
  71. Elwood Stray - Half Life
  72. Emmure - When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong
  73. Enterprise Earth – Reanimate // Disintegrate
  74. ERRA - Lunar Halo
  75. Esprit D’Air - Ocean’s Call
  76. Every Time I Die - Map Change
  77. Fallstar – When Justice Cracks the Sky
  78. Fit for a King - Backbreaker
  79. Fit for an Autopsy – Under a Serpent Sun
  80. Flames of Betrayal – The Rain Reeks of Heaven
  81. Foreign Hands - Separation Souvenir
  82. For the Fallen Dreams – Sulfate
  83. For today - Break the Cycle
  84. Get the Shot – Deathbound (feat Rob Watson)
  85. Ghost Iris – My Dear Rat Kings
  86. Gideon -- Bite Down
  87. God Forbid - To the Fallen Hero
  88. Great American Ghost – Ann Arbor (Be Safe)
  89. Greyhaven - Kappa (River Child)
  90. Guilt Trip – Eyes Wide Shut
  91. Hanabie - Otaku Lovely Densetsu
  92. Harm’s Way – Become a Machine
  93. Haste the Day – 68
  94. Hatebreed – Own Your World
  95. Heart of a Coward – Hollow
  96. Heaven Shall Fall – Hunters Will Be Hunted
  97. Holding Absence - Monochrome
  98. Humanity’s Last Breath - Labyrinthian
  99. Ice Nine Kills – The American Nightmare
  100. If I Were You – System Failure
  101. Imminence – Chasing Shadows
  102. Impending Doom - There Will be Violence
  103. In Heart’s Wake – Survival (The Chariot)
  104. I Prevail - Deadweight
  105. I See Stars - Running With Scissors
  106. InChaos - Butterfly Effect
  107. Ingested – I, Despoiler
  108. Invent Animate - False Meridian
  109. Jesus Piece - Fear of Failure
  110. Job for a Cowboy – Sun of Nihility
  111. Johnny Booth - The Ladder
  112. Killswitch Engage - My Last Serenade
  113. Kill The Lights - Dead From The Start
  114. Knocked Loose - Deep in the Willow
  115. Kublai Khan - The Hammer
  116. Lamb of God - Descending
  117. Left to Suffer – Overwhelming Power
  118. LVNDMARKS - False Reality
  119. Light the Torch - Die Alone
  120. Like Moths To Flames - Dissociative Being
  121. Loathe - Aggressive Evolution
  122. Lorna Shore – Of the Abyss
  123. Make Them Suffer - Uncharted
  124. Misery Signals - Luminary
  125. Malevolence – On Broken Glass
  126. MAYFLOWER – Misery
  127. Maylene & the Sons of Disaster – Caution: Dangerous Curves Ahead
  128. MIRE – Inside
  129. Miss May I – Hey Mister
  130. Motionless in White – Disguise
  131. Mouth for War – Saturate Me
  132. Mugshot – Egodystonic
  133. Myka Relocate – Hide the Truth
  134. Norma Jean - Sword in Mouth, Fire Eyes
  135. Nora – I Should Have Sent Flowers
  136. Novelists FR - Souvenirs
  137. Of Mice and Men - The Depths
  138. Ocean Sleeper - Your Love I'll Never Need
  139. Opal In Sky - The Blight
  140. Orthodox - Cave In
  141. Paleface – Lights Out
  142. Paria - The Absurdity of Solace
  143. Parkway Drive – Dark Days
  144. Patient Sixty-Seven - Hibbertia
  145. Periphery - Stranger Things
  146. PERN – Gasping for Air
  147. Phinehas – I Am the Lion
  148. Polaris - The Remedy
  149. Pupil Slicer - No Temple
  150. Reflections - Help
  151. Reliqa – Tyrant
  152. Renesans - Labor of Hate
  153. Rings of Saturn - Senseless Massacre
  154. Sail’s End - The Sound of Silence 3: Three
  155. Sanction – The Prophet Who Saw Fire
  156. SAVE US – Distance
  157. Scarlet Horizon - Seed
  158. Sea of Treachery – Unleash the Serpents
  159. Serration – Simulations of Hell
  160. Shadow of Intent – The Prelude to Bereavement
  161. Shadows Fall – The Light that Blinds
  162. Shai Halud - Solely Concentrating on the Negative Aspects of Life
  163. Silent Planet - Antimatter
  164. Signs of the Swarm – Amongst the Low and Empty
  165. Silverstein - Your Sword vs My Dagger
  166. Sion – More than Just Myself
  167. Slaughter to Prevail - Viking
  168. Sleep Token – The Summoning
  169. Snapcase – Harrison Bergeron
  170. Spite – led
  171. Spiritbox - The Beauty Of Suffering
  172. Spiritual Chaos - End
  173. Suicide Silence - Unanswered
  174. Sunami – Mind Your Business
  175. Sworn In – Snake Eyes
  176. Tenside - Come Alive Dying
  177. The Acacia Strain - The Impaler
  178. The Afterimage – Secrets
  179. The Amity Affliction – Pittsburgh
  180. The Black Dahlia Murder – What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse
  181. The Browning - The End of Existence
  182. The Chariot - David De La Hoz
  183. The Devil Wears Prada - Danger: Wildman
  184. The Dillinger Escape Plan - One of Us is The Killer
  185. The Empire Shall Fall – Voices Forming Weapons
  186. The Ghost Inside – Aftermath
  187. The Gloom in the Corner – Bleed You Out
  188. The Human Abstract – Vela, Together We Await the Storm
  189. The Ongoing Concept - Feel Again
  190. The Plot in You - Crows
  191. The Zenith Passage – Deus Deceptor
  192. Thornhill - Casanova
  193. Throwdown – This Continuum
  194. Thrown - on the verge
  195. Thy Art is Murder – Holy War
  196. Times of Grace – Medusa
  197. To the Grave – Terrorist Threat
  198. Trivium - Down from the Sky
  199. Undying – the Company of Storms
  200. Unearth - This Glorious Nightmare
  201. Upon a Burning Body – Extermination
  202. Varials – Anything to Numb
  203. VCTMS – Pull From the Hurt
  204. Veil of Maya - Outsider
  205. VEXED – X my <3 (Hope to Die)
  206. Vision of Disorder - D.T.O.
  207. Wage War - The River
  208. Walls of Jericho – Forever Militant
  209. War of Ages – Collapse
  210. We Are The Empty – Carcass
  211. We Came As Romans - What I Wished I never Had
  212. Whitechapel - I Will Find You
  213. While She Sleeps - You Are We
  214. Within Destruction – Void
  215. Within the Ruins – Gods Amongst Men
  216. Wolves at the Gate – Deadweight
  217. World of Pleasure – Carbon Copy
  218. Xibalba – Death Threat
  219. Zao - Resistance
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2024.05.20 16:31 scarsellaj The Hater's Guide To The 2023-24 Premier League Season: Final Matchday Edition

The latest and most thrilling season of English football would also be the most controversial. The amount of times we had issues with refs, VAR, red cards, and blown calls made the NFL refs seem like experts in their craft. Seriously, the best European football league can't even get a video review correct in less than 2 minutes and it drives everyone mad. We also had further proof of Rich 7 favoritism with the FFP punishments dished out. It was absolute chaos, it caused fanbases to melt down like Chernobyl, but it made for amazing shitposting. How did your team do?
Manchester City: Sigh, the Prem is not beating the farmers' league allegations after this. In some way, we all expected this. After their historic treble, everyone assumed City would take a step back. They weren't even the best team in the country and they still found a way to creep up into first place. Their fourth title in five seasons, six under Pep Guardiola. They still have a chance at a double, too. If you're still living in the "Fraudiola" camp, I suggest you touch grass. Do you know understand how fucking insane that is? Sure, you can say Abu Dhabi bankrolled him and now they may be paying for it dearly but that is serious contention for greatest manager of all time. This time he was up against the adversity, too. They went without KDB and Haaland for long periods of time. Phil Foden was rightfully voted PFA Player of the Year for his efforts in their absence. Julian Alvarez took massive strides in becoming the next great Argentine striker...when he can get into the team. Jeremy Doku showed flashes of greatness, and it might spell the end for Jack Grealish. Rodri was Rodri, Ruben Dias was Ruben Dias, you know the deal. Even academy kids made serious progress. Pep won the Champions League without Messi and with a real striker. He's now guided City to another title. Goddammit, can we please get someone to topple this monopoly?
Arsenal: You did it again...you fucking did again. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You thought you were becoming the reincarnation of Real Madrid. You ended up becoming the red version of Poch's Spurs. Some might even say that Spurs team was better than this team. Arsenal had the title in their grasp again. Then they sat back and drew with City, lost to Villa at home, and in the end, these results cost them. You bottled it again. Bukayo Saka had his best season ever. So did Martin Odegaard. Leandro Trossard made a case for a starting spot. Gabriel Martinelli was sporadic but effective. William Saliba and Gabriel locked down the backline. David Raya won the Golden Glove. Mikkel Arteta has a case for Manager of the Year (likely going to Unai Emery), and they still bottled it. We don't need to rehash how their European campaign went. You should've known Spurs were never going to give you that benefit of the doubt. Why would your local rivals help your title charge? At least you're back in the Champions League, and you showed you could shed some of those demons next campaign, so long as you don't match up with Bayern again. The painful truth is, you went trophyless again. How much longer is the goodwill with Arteta going to last? Doing this once? Forgivable. But twice? Unconscionable.
Liverpool: This was not how Klopp's Last Dance was supposed to go. One trophy, and the League Cup at that, is all Liverpool had to show for it. They hit the worst patch of rotten form at the most inopportune time. You might think losing games twice to Manchester United in a span of a week was bad enough, but to go to Italy and lose to Atalanta? And they kept a clean sheet?? Dear god, they made Crystal Palace look like prime Barcelona at one point. You are fucking cooked, and it shows. Darwin Nunez started to break out, then reverting to forgetting how to play the sport of football entirely. Virgil Van Djik's age showed. Ibrahima Konate shows flashes but is injury- and mistake-prone. Mo Salah is mentally checked out, and he had a goal drought, only scoring three times in the last 12 matches of the season. Him and Klopp arguing on the sideline was peak Liverpool banter era. You literally on the verge of a quadruple AGAIN and you scuffed the run... This team is going to need a massive reset, and that may mean cashing in a few aging stars. New manager Arne Slot will have an absolute gargantuan job ahead of him. With FSG's financial model, it'll be interesting to see who they bring in. But what do you about Mo Salah? Clearly his age is starting show.
Aston Villa: Unai Emery was sacked by Arsenal for "underachieving." When you see the job he did with Villa with half the budget he had at Arsenal and players willing to run through walls for him, you can understand how Villa managed to stay in the Top 4 most of the season. Ollie Watkins had his best season to date. Douglas Luiz become the third-best defensive midfielder in the league, and dispatched a few penalties. Niccolo Zaniolo played a smaller role and still contributed heavily to big wins. It wasn't ever perfect, and there are plenty of wayward results to point out, but Villa has got some of their old mojo back. Get ready, boys, you're going dancing next season. You'll be in the new-look Champions League for the first time since the 1980s. Don't forget: Villa has some European pedigree to them. Sure, it was back when the competition wasn't as fierce as it is now, but respect them. Otherwise all you Madrid fans are going to be shitting themselves when you rock up to Villa Park for the league stage.
Tottenham: Tottenham's season hit some very high highs, and some deeply low lows. A 10-game unbeaten streak to start the season ended with four losses in a row, luckily not on the final matchday. Injuries crippled all the progress they made. Ange Postecoglou's all-out attack works, but when it doesn't, it is absolutely terrifying to watch. Hueng-min Son had a nice comeback season. Richarlison finally came good for the club. James Maddison started out well enough and then had a fall-off for the ages. The backline of Cristian Romero and Micky Van de Ven showed they can be great but they need real discipline in midfield to balance out the high line. But there are still many players that can't get them over the hump. Make it 16 years since the last major trophy. Fifth seems fitting for a team still going through an identity and cultural reset. Some supporters think Ange isn't the one for the job. They often forget just how big of a rebuild is needed after losing Harry Kane and other core players over the past five seasons. Those are probably also the people that don't see the positive of the Tottenham money-making machine. Why win trophies when you can host NFL games? Sigh, I just want one Cup, is that too much to ask for? At least they clinched Europa League, I guess.
Chelsea: Todd Boehly will no longer be making the calls about Chelsea's transfers. That should make the fans a little bit happier. If you're keeping score at home, he's only got 1/30 of new signings right. Jury is still out on Enzo Fernandez, Moises Caicedo, Axel Diasi, Mykhalio Mudrk, Noni Madueke, and Levi Colwill. Mauricio Pochettino was trying to build something, but it was hindered by constant setbacks. A massive pile of injuries, extreme fan pressure, and underperforming players signaled it would not be another fruitful season for the Blue Lions. You got beat by a bunch of high school students in the Carabao Cup final, and somehow that wasn't the lowest point of the season. It was the thrashing by Arsenal. Chelsea should feel lucky they snagged Cole Palmer out from under Man City. He's the real Eden Hazard regen, even though he's a bit of a penalty merchant. He dragged Chelsea from finishing outside the Top 10 again. This summer will be a major clear-out. Raheem Sterling, Reece James, Ben Chilwell, and Thiago Silva might or are already leaving. The thinner squad will allow Poch to actually build something...that is if he was allowed to stay. Boehly has sent him a pink slip and called time. Just like Daddy Roman but with American dollars. You're not seriously going to sell Conor Gallagher to Spurs, right?
Newcastle: Eddie Howe can feel sort of vindicated that he guided this Newcastle team to a top 10 finish. They had one of the worst injury sheets in the league this season. The delicate balance of Champions League and the English season exposed their biggest flaw: not enough depth. Sandro Tonali getting suspended for being a degenerate gambler definitely did not help. Nick Pope was out most of the year and Martin Dubravka showed why he's no longer first-choice. Sven Botman and Dan Burn spent time on the sidelines and that killed their defense. Seriously though, they were chucking out Football Manager regens to play critical minutes. That only works in video games. In reality, the club is backed up against the FFP bubble. They will need to sell to buy, and that might mean cashing in on Alexander Isak or Bruno Guiamares. Maybe they'll even cut ties with Tonali and try to recoup some of their money. The richest club in the world is playing inside the rules? I guess they don't want to be the new Man City. I honestly commend them for trying to play within the confines of the rules. Some clubs can't say they do that.
Manchester United: Jim Ratcliffe really had no idea the scope of the rebuild he inherited once he bought his stake in United. He called out the club culture and facilities in the media multiple times, but perhaps it was all reactionary. United had a shit season. And boy do I mean shit. None of their players could stay healthy. Marcus Rashford is entering Dele Alli territory with how bad his falloff has been. There was the Mason Greenwood situation, then the Antony situation, and the Brazilian managed only one league goal across the whole season. Jadon Sancho called out Ten Hag's management and was gleefully banished back to Dortmund, where he started picking up his performances. He's in a Champions League Final...lol. Casemiro and Raphael Varane showed their age. Varane's already said he's done in Manchester. Rasmus Hojlund took 15 games to find his first goal of the season. He had a solid run of form but it didn't last. Alejandro Garnacho is now the best player at the club and even he had beef with Ten Hag's coaching. Bruno Fernandes might be seeking greener pastures. They finished dead last in their Champions League group and were out of Europe by February. Take solace in making the FA Cup final, but you were losing 3-0 to Coventry City, a Championship club, and had to beat them on penalties. Old Trafford may truly be falling down, and it doesn't help with Ten Hag waffling about he is still the best man for the job. Because you know, it was his signings that set the club back so much money. Antony costing 100 million quid needs to be investigated. There's no real sign of progress under INEOS's ownership. It's still too early to judge, but it's clear they will need to make some decisions. Enjoy raiding all your rivals for executives. Apparently "We're Manchester United" still works.
West Ham: Was it a bad season for West Ham? When you deep it, you'd probably say not really. David Moyes started out kinda slow but managed to get the Hammers going in vital moments. Jarrod Bowen continued his remarkable rise even as a center-forward. The pillage of Ajax for Edson Alvarez and Mohamed Kudus was fruitful, even if Kudus's underlying numbers aren't that great. James Ward-Prowse stepped up his game after being freed from the shite coaching at Southampton. Alphonse Areola cemented himself as the true No. 1 in goal. Lucas Paqueta was the real eye candy. So much so he's looking like the heir-apparent for Kevin De Bruyne. He'll cost another small nation's GDP but he was that class. Sure, they didn't reach the Europa final like they wanted to and got knocked out by Xabi Alonso's Leverkusen, but how can you say this was a disappointing season? Disappointing enough to tell Moyes he's done after this season? You're replacing him Julen Lopetegui? I know he did fantastic work with Sevilla, and you may see yourselves as the English Sevilla, but tread lightly. Did you see what happened between Wolves and him? Or what happened in his final season in Seville?
Crystal Palace: Today's top stories: Crystal Palace finished comfortably mid-table for the 11th season in a row. In other news, grass is green. It was a strange but similar season for the Eagles. Spats between ownership over the long-term vision for the club coupled with Roy Hodgson's depressing retirement tour clouded what could've been an opportunity to pounce. With Brighton and Bournemouth shitting the bed, the time was prime to strike. But again, they were let down by inconsistent forwards. Jordan Ayew and Jean-Phillipe Mateta are still struggling to score consistently (At least Mateta is producing now). Odsanne Eduoard is made of glass bones and paper skin. Eberechi Eze, Michael Olise, and Dean Henderson were good enough to keep them afloat. Eze's got enough street cred to have City and Spurs linked to him, but we'll see what premium the Eagles charge. More credit is owed to Oliver Glasner. He was a shrewd appointment, and it showed with his tiki-taka style of play. Remember, he took Frankfrut to a Europa League final win and beat Barcelona and West Ham to do it. Next season should be a moment to capitalize on drops in quality from other mid-table rivals, but you'll probably be back here with me in 2025 with a 12th consecutive mid-table finish. At least this time it's in the Top 10.
Brighton: Brighton was my biggest disappointment for the 23-24 season. Maybe that's too harsh, but what the actual hell happened? There was a lot of squad turnover, understandably affecting the quality. But they still had Evan Ferguson, Karou Mitoma, Lewis Dunk, Danny Welback, Julio Enciso, and Simon Adringa to pick up the slack. Oh wait, almost everyone listed above was injured long-term. Roberto De Zerbi's managerial stock took a massive blow. He couldn't properly juggle the league and European football, especially as the injuries piled up and they were relying on academy kids to play key minutes. There's also rumors of him beefing with club executives about the transfer policy. The drawback of such a unique system: the falloff is inevitable. It ended up causing "irreconcilable differences," and De Zerbi promptly packed his shit and left. At least Brighton can take solace knowing they won their first European group stage and picked up sensational victories against Ajax and Marseille. Proud moments amid a rather shite season. Pick yourselves up and go again, lads. Even though De Zerbi bounced, your ownership will already have his next candidate picked out. Just pray it's not a Graham Potter return.
Bournemouth: The Cherries had another fine season where a lot started to come together. I was skeptical about them parting ways with Gary O'Neil after the job he did, but Andoni Iraola was a shrewd appointment. He actually found ways to unlock Dominic Solanke. Not even Jurgen Klopp could do that. Antoine Semenyo appeared as a servicable mid-table winger. Luis Sinisterra brought the Colombian flare to the South Coast and proved he could be the country's next great hope. Some of the English lads like Lewis Cook carved out key roles, and did just about everything right to ensure another comfortable finish. Bournemouth really were not in any danger of going down. The blueprint is there. I doubt Iraola will be able to take them into European places, but I've been proven wrong by plenty of managers before.
Fulham: Another solid finish for Fulham. Look at you, not yo-yoing even amidst Tony Khan's ridiculous pro wrestling PR drama. The Jaguars of English football showed a lot of fight and a lot of class. The signing of the season is surely Rodrigo Muniz. The Brazilian revolution between him, Andreas Pereira, and the aging Willian was glamorous. Antonee Robinson played like a man reborn and may get a move to a bigger club. USMNT fans couldn't be happier. It was tough not seeing Tim Ream playing week in and week out but he's clearly slowing down and might need replacing. But you can't get rid of Tom Cairney! It's not allowed by order of the streets. I doubt Marco Silva will read this, but he may not even have a choice in the matter. Joao Palhinha likely played his final season at Craven Cottage. Even at his age, he's good enough to get into the Bayern or Arsenal first team. Cash in and replenish, you know the drill. They'll have a lot of work to do this summer.
Wolves: Gary O'Neil is a top manager for the jobs he's done with Bournemouth and Wolves. It was not an easy season for Wolves, but compared to past campaigns, this was fantastic. O'Neill successfully unlocked Hwang Hee-Chan and Matheus Cunha. That alone is massive. Toti Gomes flourished in midfield. As did Pablo Sarabia. Pedro Neto showed flashes of brilliance...when he wasn't struck down by injury. Jose Sa returned to form and kept the team comfortably floating between between the top half and upper-mid talbe. What more can you say of Wolves? They were one of the better mid-tier teams this season, and that was after Julen Lopetegui walked out just days before the season began. You thought the Wolves were dead? Oh no, they are still on the hunt. Unfortunately, their pack is likely to find new homes with more money. I think you get the metaphor.
Everton: It was meant to be a Sean Dyche masterclass. Playing attractive football has never been his repertoire, yet that was exactly what he did with this Everton. Meanwhile, Everton fans are still steaming about the points deductions they underwent. I can understand why they feel this way, considering there are much worse violators and they're being made an example of. Yet Dyche thrives on these situations. He could only collect so many points with this Everton group but they did play well enough and have some decent talent. Jared Branthwaite is clearly an upgrade over some of their past center-backs. Consider this his window-shopping season. DCL flirted with injuries and still managed to score key goals. Beto hasn't come good yet but give it a little time. Idrissa Gana Gueye played well for his age, and Amadou Onana too had his window-shopping season. Fear not, Toffees. Even with the points deduction, you will finish comfortably bottom-half, and had it not been for the Premier League's hypocrisy, you would've been as high as 12th. This is a huge moment, because you're also moving into Bramley Moore next season. Godspeed, Everton.
Brentford: Ummm, hello? Anybody here want to win a fucking football match? Anyone want to collect three points? The good vibes at the Gtech Community Stadium are starting to falter. Brentford's feel-good story is starting to get a reality check: they lack significant quality. The plan was to continue Thomas Frank's Nordic Connection since it had produced results in the past. They got Ivan Toney back around mid-winter, but did it really change their fortunes? He wasn't anywhere close to his past self. Too much time on the couch will do that. Yoane Wissa and Bryan Mbuemo did step up in attack, but without Rico Henry and Ethan Pinnock in defense it was too easy to carve through them. Mark Flekken did his best to mitigate the damage, but it was not enough to save them from a 16th-place finish. Nathan Collins was ok business but he clearly needs more time to develop to the system. Sergio Regulion put in some decent shifts on load, but not enough to justify keeping him permanently. You passed: DON'T! GET! RELEGATED! But for the love of god, please fix this shit before 24-25. Time to reset on the squad, find another plucky veteran willing to take a pay cut for playing time.
Nottingham Forest: Speaking of points deduction, nobody feels bad for Forest. They made more signings than Chelsea and clearly did it by some fishy means. It was mostly because they couldn't get Atletico Madrid to buy Brennan Johnson, so they had to accept Tottenham's lower offer. That doesn't excuse past transgressions. Then that wild social media statement that called out the Premier League's officiating. Secretly, everyone loved it but also wondered how they had the audacity to say such a thing. The only thing they can't defend is themselves. Steve Cooper, the architect of their return to Premier League and first-season survival, was canned for Nuno Espirito Santos. It kinda worked...I guess. They're not in a relegation spot even with their punishment but they definitely look the part. Gio Reyna came here on loan and had minimal impact. Morgan Gibbs-White looks good but clearly has flaws. Chris Wood is still their only reliable striker. Matt Turner was benched for a 32-year old Mats Sels and that didn't fix any of their goalkeeper problems. They're like a frat house toilet: always leaking. They'll definitely be another clear-out this summer.
Luton Town: At some point, results start to matter. It felt like Luton realized that too late. They did put up some impressive results like a 4-4 draw to Newcastle and a 4-goal dismantling of Brighton, but they struggled mightily. It was expected, but they really did give better teams runs for their money. Ross Barkley and Andros Townsend came off the couch to help. Barkley made a case for Comeback Player of the Year. Townsend provided some experience but football skills...not so much. Elijah Adebayo and Alfie Doughty tried to get the creativity going. Carlton Morris managed to post a double-digit goal season. They had pieces but could never put it together fully. The defense...good god, the defense! It couldn't stop a beach ball from going over the goal line. You brought in Daiki Hashioka to stabilize things, and all he did was score own goals and turn the ball over. It's sad that Luton is going back to the 2nd tier. Rob Edwards's job is probably safe, but can he remake the magic of 2022-23? Might be a step too far. Honestly, I'm more sad to see Jeffrey the Labrador go. The goodest of boys makes the goodest of club mascots.
Burnley: I can only applaud Burnley's ownership for not thinking like a yo-yo club. They chose Vincent Kompany because he is the anti-Sean Dyche. Free flowing, tiki taka football, playing out from the back with inverted fullbacks. Even if all the haters wanted to see him go to bring in a relegation dogfighter like Big Sam, the executives kept their man. Truly cut from the same cloth as Pep, but without any of the Pep players. That was the real downfall of Burnley's return to the Prem. This group won 101 points in the Championship last year? They didn't even manage to get 30 this time around. Kompany played anti-survival ball, and it didn't work. Sure, they had talent with guys like Vitinho and Jacob Bruud Larsen, but after it was shite through and through. At least Kompany had the audacity to play an expansive style, but survival needed more defensive rigidity. Go win it again, Clarets.
Sheffield United: If Burnley was ass, Sheffield United was mega-ass. They played like a Championship club, so it's only natural they got clobbered like a Championship club. They brought in Ben Brereton-Diaz and his fake Chilean skillset and he was...actually kinda good. It can't be said for the rest of them. Ollie McBurnie and Cameron Archer seem like the standouts, but nobody on this team was convincing enough to warrant a move to a bigger team except maybe BBD. He'll likely sign for Everton as the replacement for DCL. The club thought bringing back Chris Wilder in place of Paul Heckingbottom was the move, and it did next to nothing. Setting a record for most goals conceded in a single season is hilarious levels of incompetent defending. Conglats, you are now the new Norwich. Wear your badge of shame in anguish and go win the bloody lot in the Championship.
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2024.05.17 16:41 BostonDudeist "Let's get to the numbers" bits for potential episodes?

If one of your favorite movies you hope gets a count gets one, what can you see the "Let's get to the number" bit being?
Some of mine:
Bug(1975): In the middle of his spiel, James is distracted by a flashing red light from offscreen. He then reenacts the scene at the end where Parmiter sees the new super-bugs emerge from the crack in the ground, and then he does Parmiter's horrified scream.
Phantom of the Paradise: Dressed as the Phantom, James heads off screen to do the numbers, then stops, and we see the door out of the room has been bricked over, causing James to let out the Phantom's famous electronic sounding scream.
Natural Born Killers: As he's doing his spiel, he gets cut off by Chelsea, dressed as Mallory, punching him from offscreen. The two fake box for a bit, before she knocks him down, and sings at the ground, "You just made my shitlist!"
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2024.05.17 01:04 daisybear81 here's how i would have dealt with chelsea's irl pregnancy in the show

apparently they only made gina pregnant bc it was too hard to hide chelsea's baby belly, which maybe i am stupid but i don't think i would have noticed if they just kept dressing her in baggy shirts. but if i was the showrunner i would have made the storyline that Gina was on a flight with a pregnant lady next to her and she realized she got soooo much special treatment/extra attention, and gina being gina, she wanted that treatment and attention so she bought a fake pregnant belly thing and just started wearing it all the time (she let the squad in on it obv). and when she realized how well it was working, she didnt stop. she thought being pregnant during the jake/rosa trial would give them sympathy points. as for her maternity leave and being absent from the show, there are two options:
1 - an HR person consulted her about a maternity leave (she was just so good at faking it) and when she realized that meant paid time off, obv she took it
2 - she was trying out for this reality show but then got voted/kicked off, thus returning her to the 99
idk i just thought the whole baby storyline wasn't very well thought out given that the father is only seen and talked about for the entirety of one (1) episode and we don't hear a lot about her baby
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2024.05.16 18:05 Awkward_Finish_9641 CHESS

You already know I can kill you in one move, that's why I'm king and do it myself. Not that you gave me a choice to be king when you put me in a live audience. Not like the others that have to move around from where they start to get to you. Knonivore should have taught you that. I'll tell you the rest when I figure out why my horses are on Shogon.👻🦌♟️ Not that a stolen hand doesn't reveal the origins of my arsenal that lead to the Games appearance. My father says not to worry about in this lifetime, otherwise my would have been Johnathan🦊♟️ But my Mother says if that's the case, how did it cross over to our dimension? It's probably that stolen heart beat by from someone that crossed over from a stolen organ who intended on harming king and queen.☯️🔥 Not that Sherlock and Shazam don't share something similar, too bad it's the way my lower half investigates on BBC while I wait patiently on the grass in Brazil👽 Experiment 626 says you waste our time not producing the Fruit Aladdin promised, too bad the waters all dried up in Aladdins mind when the world forgets pray to Aladdin and not God. Not that Gos couldn't hear you with that knife in your back in that place you were getting paid for sex, it's just not cool when Moses loses his staff to Shazam. Not that the staff belonged to you anyway. That staff you see that man and the others carrying including that woman in Shazam's film along with Black Adam all belong to me. That's why false God's die Young as I promised you as it appearedin the Second Film, Shazam A god amoung us should reveal the footage now.. That's why I'm waiting this one out without as I said I would, in kings positions with John Snow, not that I'm done tech him how to take your measurements as well, along with those intent on collecting the bounty on him who continie to play him as if he could be Joker Enough to fight you naked🖕 Like the Wolf and I had to on Wall Street naked, hoping for an Eazy A and always ending up with a Leap Year. Not that I respect stone beneath my foot in American X or grass would be eternally mine, that's why you failed this city.👻☯️ I think I'll add the name Oliver to my collection, not that Stephen Amell ever got the full meaning of who I am when he showed up to stick it in my ass as a kid. Too bad Mothers don't forget when they show up dismembered on Jerry Springer while their heirs wait on submarines being forced to take water or give blood. Don't worry. I'm sure the missiles you send to hide the truth will work this time for sure, like they did in Colorado near my building. I'm sure that Red Neck Audience enjoyed laughing at my mother. Too bad I DEATH says he feels cheated that he couldn't get that drink with Shazam. Now he has to talk to a dragon about this Reborn program Alan keeps talking about alone. So long as it leads to more grass than stone, we're making it our objective in Africa now that the Pyramid wax has been updated. Not everyone can be Reborn Amazing. Otherwise, there'd be looking like the way we do on hulu, forced to take Dick when Robin and Batman make a deal with the Joker. Too bad if Elsa's hair gets cut then you all die cutted and wait it out as a corpse like I had to. That's price you pay when you fool God into a relationship with the government. Your compass divides you equally if you North and South a break from this Pole we're told to dance from in Russia. Not that you make it look easy to Spin the World when the Blood of Shazam in Bruce Almighty. Too bad it's temporary when where I'm standing. Once I figure out what medicine you're giving Aladdin it's over. See you at Worlds End 2030 fuckers. ☯️♟️ Those idiots you brought back in Avengers go back to Sand as they didn't want to be Reborn or feel Amazing I promised them. You fall fall the same to Lobo, Anubis, and Aladdin, because if their going down to Walt Disney, you are too. Shazam's Order as promised all the same to Magneto ♟️☯️ Too bad you rather die as sand than follow Shazam's Divine plan for your World Government, not that you can't deal with it but it look like you rather life in fear than to tell your bloodline the truth. That's the wolf and I deal with you on Gears of War, never Campaign only horde mode until we survive the last wave in pairs of 2, like we told all those creatures that went on ti Noah's Ark. 300 years to wait for someone isn't back when Alan cums quietly in the middle of the night to Pornhub to any Elf able to get blood from Aladdin as Santa requested. I learned not to sing, too many people die with a Dick down their thought when they think what Aladdin gives away fruit for free. Too bad Magic always comes with a price. That's what makes your magic weak. Too bad Person of interest only has one soul I'm interested in saving, the rest can wait this out while I take your measurements. Not that if ever required tape or a knife to get done so be careful when you end messing with God's only child and deal with both your tools shoved up your as like Will Smith had to learn in Hancock.🖕♟️🐺☯️🦌 Now I have to fight you the same way I did all these people, from bed wishing I lay naked. Too bad there's not much left of me to enjoy according to the people in Chelsea Philippines bloodline, in fact they say I'm all dried up like Aladdin's bloodline for thinking they could walk freely could giving us a taste of their taste Treat. Too bad my Mother knew better and told me to give Aladdin for the death of my Dragon you call Shendu and my Night Furry, not that she knows what it takes you make a God cry. That's what the Psychology office at Google is for, to make Aladdin's pain last for an Eternity for thinking we could deal with a Shapeshifter calling himself Anubis and not giving us his tastey treat despite how much pressure we out on Muslims on TV, but no he still won't tell us his fucking kids name, now we have to take who ever these Muslims are to Processing because whatever a hand held computer is meant more to Alan than his sibling. Too bad you all had to crack black and call it fake news. 🍣♟️ Not that your burger ever tasted good to me, apparently that's what Processing is, so be careful Aladdin♓ That's why all my heirs make their weapons from sand, so we can still get in touch with the dead, not that Hugh Jackman is making it far after our father trained us to play with paint.👻❄️🔥 I would bother ever going in front of a camera I didn't bless a photo with, too many Fringe level murders who those that don't learn English, that's why I had to learn Spanish too.☯️🖕 Too bad I don't trust the city as it doesn't stop breaking down Wood to make Real Steal to Walk Tall. Too bad the Chalk Board doesn't last when Anubis and Aladdij make a deal when they observe the people that pass though an Easy A while wearing Scrubs. You need hands to get things done, unfortunately you keep trying to give mine a job in Sex on the City. Too bad for you Catia Denny's Order was to leave you broke and penny less like the cast from the Big Bang Theory, not that we warned you that you wouldn't survive in Tangled. 🖕♟️☯️👻 So you shave your beard to say you die cut in half? And you shave your pussy to say your heir died? But if you shave your butthole that means someone pulled put your intestines? I knew poenhub had such a story.🦌 I much rather all learn to break bome than to let them touch your hair. Not that you'll appreciate why if you don't win. Not that Knonivore can afford you all to suffer and not be Reborn. Not that the throne my Father and Mother built is ever going Elsa.☯️ Those organs you keep walking away with means you want to wait equally as long to receive yours back, not that Elsa and I aren't keeping count.
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2024.05.14 15:45 big_white_fishie Storylines that need to happen;

Nish comes back and grooms Nugget into a woman hating incel. Starts poisoning his mind, telling him that all women are evil etc. Nugget starts abusing all those girls from the party online with a fake account, lures one of them out and tries to attack her. But he’s a skinny wee lad, so they get the upper hand.
Sonia gets so fed up of Reiss she starts slowly poisoning him. During this time Bex comes back and asks her mum what the fuck she’s doing with a man like Reiss. This solidifies Sonia’s plan to poison him. Her and coma wife (who wakes up) run off together to raise the baby, while Reiss is in a coma. OR Sonia and Reiss discover it’s not Reiss’ baby - she was given the wrong sperm (not gonna lie, I didn’t pay much attention. I know they went through IVF but did she get inseminated? Idk). Coma wife wakes up and kidnaps the baby. Sonia gets the baby back, but then Britney comes back, is back to her thieving ways, and nicks the baby. She suddenly goes blind and can’t find where she left the baby.
Elaine gets so fed up of Cindy that she challenges her to a charity boxing match. Elaine wins.
Max comes back, Stacey gets pregnant with his baby.
Penny takes part in a roller wheelchair derby.
Denzel discovers he’s not even taking steroids, and it’s just a placebo. He groves for Amy to take him back, she tells him no.
Linda and Junior get together. Turns out he and his wife are into polyamory. But…Bianca is pregnant with his baby!
Jack gets fat (due to all the take aways)
Chelsea kills the pastor (something I genuinely want to happen) after discovering what happened.
PAT COMES BACK. We retcon her death.
Zoe comes back. It’s been enough time where we can recast her. Kat has actually forgotten she exists, and it’s super awkward. Phil gets her pregnant just by shaking her hand (he has super sperm)
Kat and Alfie DON’T get together. They manage to have a lovely, healthy friendship.
Anymore that needs to happen?
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2024.05.14 00:37 New-Nature7107 Friendship breakup :(

This is a long story so grab a snack
So basically I’m a sophomore in high school I had a falling out with basically my whole group for friends and for privacy reasons I will be giving them fake names.
So I have a group of friend that consist of 6 people Ava and Emma are one duo of the group and I’ve know them the longest. Kelly and Del are the second duo of the group and I started hanging out with them this year and the there’s Joy who was close with me but I wouldn’t call us a duo
So basically what happened was for weeks everyone in the group was icing me out, excluding me and ignoring me and whenever I brought it up to them they would shut me Down well Emma was the one who did it the most and I had came to her privately about what the issue was multiple times to no avail well, I posed on my instagram story last Tuesday that she had been upsetting me without specifying who I was talking about (not putting her name or anything to show who it was on the story) and she asked me who it was and I did lie to her and say it wasn’t her because I was scared she was gonna lash out on me ( which I realize now was stupid and I shouldn’t have done it) and she basically went of on me in text messages and even threatened to hit me at one point and when we had the fight everyone left me and went to go be on her side (including joy) and so I’ve just been very nervous about going to school and I don’t rlly have any other friends to lean on and sometimes I see them in the hallways
A important detail is they have done this before because apparently every year Ava and Emma choose one person in the friend group to make fun of and basically bully until they leave last year it was Maddie then Chelsea and not it appears to be me.
Something else is they have done this to Joy before and what happened was they created a whole group chat without her where they said very mean and nasty things about her and talked a lot of shit behind her back but then when they faced her they were very nice and she had no idea how much they were talking about her but they would ignore her and exclude her for no apparent reason but she didn’t do anything and I was the only one who was nice to her and when everyone was being mean to me she comforted me and even acted like she agreed with me but after the fight she is nowhere to be found.
One more thing is Ava (who started the whole thing but Emma was into it more) has started texting me and checking up on me through texts but I recently found out she has been screenshotting everything I say and sending it back to the group.
So basically I’m looking for any advice should I apologize and go back to being their friend and was I in the wrong? Any advice helps!!
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2024.05.11 07:00 jojohohanon The equalizer

Is streaming on one of the major providers.
It’s a good movie, but why I bring it up here is:
It is one of the most honest-to-setting films I’ve ever seen. It’s set in Eastie / Chelsea and stays true to that area. There are only two flaws I can see:
  1. The diner at the heart of many interactions is much too cool for either of those settings and is sadly fake.
  2. The protagonist rides the redline instead of the blue line
  3. The red line appears to run on schedule
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2024.05.06 23:09 jensyao Re: How UMG, Drake, gamma & Eldridge Industries are manipulating you and the entertainment industry...aka that Rolling Stone article is fake propaganda for Kendrick to stop going at Drake who is the figurehead crux of this media empire

Related to Kendrick, Kanye, and why the whole industry is moving against Drake
This is probably going to get buried but i'll post it to see if people realize the manipulation going on
https://twitter.com/FlyoutChase/status/1787540144393777653 https://twitter.com/FlyoutChase/status/1787186424216748504
in case the tweets get deleted
All of Drake corporate partners along with UMG just finished their Zoom call and about to have lunch....emails were sent to pgLAng management an hour ago
UMG executives watching us scream "A-minorrrrrrrrrrrrrr" about their musician who is only second to Swift....dog....someone needs to step in and have a one on one with Dot....come clean and say he won but money is starting to get compromised lol...please stand down
master link: https://ktt2.com/how-umg-drke-gamma-eldridge-industries-are-manipulating-you-and-32569617
TL;DR: gamma is propped up by a massive media, promo machine and UAE that covers all types of content. Drake is a figurehead and likely has a quiet deal or a cut of gamma thru his relationship with Larry Jackson, who a weird track record with Eldridge Industries, Gamma’s parent company which itself has ties to UMG
Todd Boehly is a very wealthy powerful business owner that has dozens of companies in every sector under his holding company Eldridge Industries. Including gamma
Eldridge Industries owns all of the following in music, media, entertainment and sports: eldridge.com/businesses
So they are using Rolling Stone, owned by the same conglomerate, to declare that Kendrick as the winner when Kendrick is barely getting started unveiling Drake's character and his shady dealings. Drake is spiraling but need to be taught more than a lesson than an easy fix of the suits stepping in. There need to be consequences.
The OVO umbrella consists of 20 shell companies that more less launders money from Canada's underworld including the sex trafficking of minors, which is why Baka is still around and people have been whispering about these stories since 2015.
https://twitter.com/hntrbrkmedia/status/1787548433428947030 https://twitter.com/DRBoguslaw/status/1787549681968398828
This is hip hop. The suits should not step in simply because their 'investment' is going downhill. Since when did hip hop care about what the suits have to say? Let it ride
If drake's empire falls, so does a portion of this suffocating chokehold that Todd Boehly/Lucian Grainge/Larry Jackson have on the industry. You see the music quality spiraling and there are industry plants everywhere held up by fake personas and back stories
If you love grass roots music, representing for the people, and not distilled manufactured hits to pacify the public whenever there are real issues at hand that real artists have the courage to address, you must side with the matter that Kendrick should not let off the pedal or let the beef cycle die simply because Drake's exposal or perception may lead to them losing sponsorships. Don't buy that 80th car or chain, cry more. Don't use American dollars to launder the Canadian underworld while the suits turn the blind eye, then! We want to see that empire fall and crumble because real music is so hard to come by in the record industry nowadays
To paraphrase what Kendrick said: the audience not dumb
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2024.05.06 23:09 jensyao Re: How UMG, Drake, gamma & Eldridge Industries are manipulating you and the entertainment industry...aka that Rolling Stone article is fake propaganda for Kendrick to stop going at Drake who is the figurehead crux of this media empire

Related to Kendrick, Kanye, and why the whole industry is moving against Drake
This is probably going to get buried but i'll post it to see if people realize the manipulation going on
https://twitter.com/FlyoutChase/status/1787540144393777653 https://twitter.com/FlyoutChase/status/1787186424216748504
in case the tweets get deleted
All of Drake corporate partners along with UMG just finished their Zoom call and about to have lunch....emails were sent to pgLAng management an hour ago
UMG executives watching us scream "A-minorrrrrrrrrrrrrr" about their musician who is only second to Swift....dog....someone needs to step in and have a one on one with Dot....come clean and say he won but money is starting to get compromised lol...please stand down
master link: https://ktt2.com/how-umg-drke-gamma-eldridge-industries-are-manipulating-you-and-32569617
TL;DR: gamma is propped up by a massive media, promo machine and UAE that covers all types of content. Drake is a figurehead and likely has a quiet deal or a cut of gamma thru his relationship with Larry Jackson, who a weird track record with Eldridge Industries, Gamma’s parent company which itself has ties to UMG
Todd Boehly is a very wealthy powerful business owner that has dozens of companies in every sector under his holding company Eldridge Industries. Including gamma
Eldridge Industries owns all of the following in music, media, entertainment and sports: eldridge.com/businesses
So they are using Rolling Stone, owned by the same conglomerate, to declare that Kendrick as the winner when Kendrick is barely getting started unveiling Drake's character and his shady dealings. Drake is spiraling but need to be taught more than a lesson than an easy fix of the suits stepping in. There need to be consequences.
The OVO umbrella consists of 20 shell companies that more less launders money from Canada's underworld including the sex trafficking of minors, which is why Baka is still around and people have been whispering about these stories since 2015.
https://twitter.com/hntrbrkmedia/status/1787548433428947030 https://twitter.com/DRBoguslaw/status/1787549681968398828
This is hip hop. The suits should not step in simply because their 'investment' is going downhill. Since when did hip hop care about what the suits have to say? Let it ride
If drake's empire falls, so does a portion of this suffocating chokehold that Todd Boehly/Lucian Grainge/Larry Jackson have on the industry. You see the music quality spiraling and there are industry plants everywhere held up by fake personas and back stories
If you love grass roots music, representing for the people, and not distilled manufactured hits to pacify the public whenever there are real issues at hand that real artists have the courage to address, you must side with the matter that Kendrick should not let off the pedal or let the beef cycle die simply because Drake's exposal or perception may lead to them losing sponsorships. Don't buy that 80th car or chain, cry more. Don't use American dollars to launder the Canadian underworld while the suits turn the blind eye, then! We want to see that empire fall and crumble because real music is so hard to come by in the record industry nowadays
To paraphrase what Kendrick said: the audience not dumb
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2024.05.03 10:07 Extreme-Tomorrow-263 Initials thoughts after the first 1.5 episodes

Lol I’m hype, I’ve been waiting for this season this whole year. Liking it so far, my initial thoughts:
Ard, bout to binge the rest.
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2024.05.02 14:41 Phil2207_123 Sales

Hello guys :) I'm a huge football nerd but a few years ago, I couldn't afford a lot of jerseys. So I got some fake ones and rarely some authentic ones. Sometimes my family got me some as a present (but for sure some of them are fake). So, about two years ago, I started earning money from my job (school and apprenticeship before) and was looking for jerseys. I realized, some clubs I like offer sales at the end of the season or during the following season, so I only bought jerseys in sales.
Today I thought maybe some of you guys would like that too and maybe eben know more places for sales. Here are the ones I know:
Clubs: - AC Milan - Ajax Amsterdam - Atletico Madrid - Bayern Munich - Borussia Dortmund - Chelsea FC - Everton FC - FC Porto - FC Sevilla - FC Zürich - Fiorentina - Feyenoord Rotterdam - Glasgow Rangers - Juventus Turin - Leeds United - Liverpool FC - Manchester City - Newcastle United - Olympique Lyon - Olympique Marseille - Real Sociedad - SC Freiburg - Sheffield United - SSC Napoli - Swansea City - Tottenham Hotspurs - Union Berlin - Valencia CF
Nations: - Italy - Denmark
Also Adidas offers the ones from last season for a lot of clubs like Real Madrid and Manchester United or nations like Spain or Sweden. The same goes for Puma and nike (for other teams obviously). You can also check unisportstore, but only buy namesets where "original" stands by.
So hopefully this helps some of you and maybe we can complete this list a little more :)
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2024.04.30 18:47 Aarelyn [LF] Orange, Green, Pink, and Blue Folding-Fans [FT] NMTs, Bells, Currencies, Specialty items, Villager Photos, Art, DIYs, etc.

Just need the Orange fan now. Thanks!
Hello, hello! All sorts of things to trade:
Currencies:
-Large and normal Star fragments
-Snowflakes
-Blue/Gold Ornaments, Red wrapping paper
-Acorns, Pinecones
-Glowing Moss
-Gold Nuggets
-Bamboo
-Flat/Skinny/Round Mushrooms
-Maple leaves
-Fish bait (Several stacks!)
-NMTs and Bells
-Pearls
-Rainbow feathers (x8)
DIYs and Recipes:
-Apple recipes
-Bamboo basket, floor lamp, lunch box, noodle slide, sphere
-CB branches, petal pile, bonsai, pond stone
-Cherry recipes
-Frozen fence
-Falling-snow wallpaper
-Gift pile
-Giant vine
-Golden recipes like shoes, bars, mining cart, bathtub, dharma, dishes, toilet, vase, wristwatch
-Glowing moss suit, ruins wall
-Maple leaf pond stone
-Mush partition
-Natural mum wreath
-Peach recipes
-decorated pillar, broken pillar
-Shell bed, fountain, music box, rug
-Snowflake pochette, wreath, wall
-Traditional balancing toy
-Tree’s bounty little tree
-Vine bench, crown, lamp, pochette, hat
Real Paintings and Statues:
Proper, Glowing, Scenic, Basic, Wild Left and Wild Right, Valiant, Moving, Wistful, Tremendous, Motherly
Fake Paintings and Statues:
Famous, Serene, Scenic, Basic, Valiant, Gallant, Rock-head, Warrior, Beautiful, Moving, Beautiful, Motherly
Villager Photos:
Timmy and Tommy, Lottie, Doc, Mira, Hopkins, Toby, Chelsea, Flurry, Flo, Dobie, Julian, Vic, Rilla, Phoebe, Renee, Puddles, Whitney, Raymond, and Fauna
Specialty items and furniture:
-Mermaid chair, closet dresser, vanity, lamp
-Birthday table
-Sloppy table (x2), Sloppy sofa (x3)
-Wedding bench (x3)
-Termite mound, lady bug rug, bug aloha shirt, bug cage (bag), butterfly backpack, spider web
-Zodiac furniture: Gemini closet, Pisces lamp, Taurus bathtub, Capricorn ornament, Aries rocking chair
-Lunar rover and lander, Space shuttle, Astronaut suit, Crewed spaceship
-Solar panel (x2)
-Golden altar, casket, plate armor, gear tower, gear apparatus, meter and pipes, wristwatch, garden bunny, mini dharma, dharma, urn, samurai suit
-Plaza train, bench, inflatable toy, teacup ride, clock
-Parabolic satellite
-Soccer goal
-Volleyball net
-Lifeguard chair
-Silo
-Construction sign
-Crosswalk signal
-Round topiary
-Mom’s items: cushion (x5), tea cozy (x2), homemade cake (x12), candle set (x10), tissue box (x5), plushie (x3), art (x4), embroidery (x1), hand-knot sweater (green fox and blue bear), knapsack (cherry, flower, and colorful)
-Moai Statue
-Pagoda (red)
-Wands: bug, cosmos, golden, iron, mums, mushroom, rose, tulip, tree branch
-Fossils: Trilobite, Amber, Dinosaur track
-Spooky carriage (x2)
-Lots of gyroids!!
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2024.04.30 03:16 Taco_Fairy Chelsea and Taylor

Doing a rewatch, currently on season 5 when Adam files for 50/50 custody of Aubree. Chelsea talked allllll this shit about Taylor since the beginning (around season 3 or 4 I think) when Adam got with her and even her friends and family joined in on cracking jokes about her and also making fun of her appearance. She even talked shit how she doesn’t want Aubree to have a step sibling and said for Taylor to never contact her again because she has nothing to talk to her about. Come season 5, Chelsea is being all nice and fake (even Randy went with it) talking about has Adam contacted you and even went as far so to get the same lawyer Taylor did. All this just seems so fake and 2 faced of her. Obviously she knew that if she got together with Taylor it would solidify her case and she knew she could get a benefit from it so she started being all nice to Taylor. If I was Taylor, after hearing her talk all this shit about me and talking about how she doesn’t want my daughter near hers, I would’ve told Chelsea to fuck off!
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2024.04.28 23:00 Aarelyn [LF] DAL Model Plane, Fishing-rod stand [FT] NMTs, Bells, Currencies, Specialty items, Villager Photos, Art, DIYs, etc.

Hello, hello! All sorts of things to trade:
Currencies:
-Large and normal Star fragments
-Snowflakes
-Blue/Gold Ornaments, Red wrapping paper
-Acorns, Pinecones
-Glowing Moss
-Gold Nuggets
-Bamboo
-Flat/Skinny/Round Mushrooms
-Maple leaves
-Fish bait (Several stacks!)
-NMTs and Bells
-Pearls
-Rainbow feathers (x8)
DIYs and Recipes:
-Apple recipes
-Bamboo basket, floor lamp, lunch box, noodle slide, sphere
-CB branches, petal pile, bonsai, pond stone
-Cherry recipes
-Frozen fence
-Falling-snow wallpaper
-Gift pile
-Giant vine
-Golden recipes like shoes, bars, mining cart, bathtub, dharma, dishes, toilet, vase, wristwatch
-Glowing moss suit, ruins wall
-Maple leaf pond stone
-Mush partition
-Natural mum wreath
-Peach recipes
-decorated pillar, broken pillar
-Shell bed, fountain, music box, rug
-Snowflake pochette, wreath, wall
-Traditional balancing toy
-Tree’s bounty little tree
-Vine bench, crown, lamp, pochette, hat
Real Paintings and Statues:
Proper, Glowing, Scenic, Basic, Wild Left and Wild Right, Valiant, Moving, Wistful, Tremendous, Motherly
Fake Paintings and Statues:
Famous, Serene, Scenic, Basic, Valiant, Gallant, Rock-head, Warrior, Beautiful, Moving, Beautiful, Motherly
Villager Photos:
Timmy and Tommy, Lottie, Doc, Mira, Hopkins, Toby, Chelsea, Flurry, Flo, Dobie, Julian, Vic, Rilla, Phoebe, Renee, Puddles, Whitney, Raymond, and Fauna
Specialty items and furniture:
-Mermaid chair, closet dresser, vanity, lamp
-Birthday table
-Sloppy table (x2), Sloppy sofa (x3)
-Wedding bench (x3)
-Termite mound, lady bug rug, bug aloha shirt, bug cage (bag), butterfly backpack, spider web
-Zodiac furniture: Gemini closet, Pisces lamp, Taurus bathtub, Capricorn ornament, Aries rocking chair
-Lunar rover and lander, Space shuttle, Astronaut suit, Crewed spaceship
-Solar panel (x2)
-Golden altar, casket, plate armor, gear tower, gear apparatus, meter and pipes, wristwatch, garden bunny, mini dharma, dharma, urn, samurai suit
-Plaza train, bench, inflatable toy, teacup ride, clock
-Parabolic satellite
-Soccer goal
-Volleyball net
-Lifeguard chair
-Silo
-Construction sign
-Crosswalk signal
-Round topiary
-Mom’s items: cushion (x5), tea cozy (x2), homemade cake (x12), candle set (x10), tissue box (x5), plushie (x3), art (x4), embroidery (x1), hand-knot sweater (green fox and blue bear), knapsack (cherry, flower, and colorful)
-Moai Statue
-Pagoda (red)
-Wands: bug, cosmos, golden, iron, mums, mushroom, rose, tulip, tree branch
-Fossils: Trilobite, Amber, Dinosaur track
-Spooky carriage (x2)
-Lots of gyroids!!
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2024.04.28 05:17 Efficient-Ball7995 Putting random songs into different Danceverses

Carnivallium
Cyberfunk
Dancity
Eternyx
Floworld
Melosia Realms
Sun Horizon
WackyGroove
Wasterra
Winterhaven
Earth
Space
Everywhere
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