I'm trying to find a monologue to use in an upcoming audition for Oklahoma! (I really want Ado Annie). I'd like to have a flirtatious, somewhat funny monologue but I'm having trouble finding one that I like. Can y'all drop funny, flirty, or just monolgues you think fit the character well in the comments? Please and Thank you
Edit: I'm a 17 year old female if that's relevant for your recommendations
The lights flash as the host walks down the runway, bouncing to the music. She wears a silk yellow caftan with mulitcolored polka dots made of lace, a yellow ruff around her neck with a red Queen Mary-esque hairstyle and a pale white face with no eyebrows.
“No clowning around ladies!" the host says. "This week, we asked our queens to create their own talk shows with three segments!And on the runway category is... Bianca del Rio— woops! I mean Bianca Bibancos— WOOPS. I mean, Boots the House Clown Realness! Ladies, start your engines and may the best woman, win!”
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“Hello, ladies,’ the host greeted. “Let's start with the judges critiques."
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"Let's start with Ruby Jubilee and Anita! From the get-go, Ruby killed it; funniest monolgue for me! You really held your own against Anita who, whilst funny, seemed to hog the spotlight a bit. Anita, word of advice, remember when I told you that you didn't shine as well in the DHQS challenge? That doesn't mean you have to shine all the time; lend a bitch a piece of the spotlight! Also, the show-stopping moment seemed more Maury and less Fallon. As for your runway, Ruby, it was a bit basic but the presentation sold, and Anita, I was a bit confused. The silhouette wasn't flattering and I liked the concept but it just didn't work for me."
"Angelique and Tish, wow, you really did THAT tonight. Angelique, you had an interesting concept that you acted greatly as Rebecca; really funny. Tish, you did great too. The show-stopping moment was great but it was the weird passive-agressiveness between your characters in that interview that really sold it to me. In fact, you probably had the best interview out of all the teams. As for your runway, you both had great concepts executed well. That's all I have to say about that."
"Korn and Fantasia, here's some tea: bickering isn't that funny. Especially when it makes up most of your skit. You guys had a similar feel to Angie's ad Tish's that your characters were both rivals, but I think you guys faltered in that your back-and-forths were more mean-spirited and rude rather than shady or funny. Your characters had potential but they weren't entertainting. But your runways were extremely good: I loved this Fantasia, very American Horror Story-esque, and Korn, Pennywise would seem like an obvious choice to go for me, but judging from the lack of Pennywises here except for you, I was wrong."
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“Ladies, I have made my decision.” the host announces.
“Tish and Angelique, we were fallon in love with you tonight!” .
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“Angelique and Tish, condragulations, you are the winner of this week’s challenge!” TISH: Two wins. This bitch has two wins. ANGELIQUE: Do I have the most bipolar run in RDR Herstory? Yes, but I'm still making it to the Ball! Gag on it. “You may leave the stage," she says, the two complying leaving Ruby and Anita, and Fantasia and Korn, who are holding hands.
"Ruby and Anita, you're safe." RUBY: Fuck. Ruby and Anita go to the back of the stage, winless, as Korn and Fantasia stand on the stage.
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Korn, Fantasia, I am sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination." “Two queens stand before me. Prior to tonight, I’ve asked you to prepare a lip sync to “Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight)” by ABBA! Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me. And save yourselves from elimination!”
“The time has come…”
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“To lip sync…”
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“For your life!
life!”
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“Good luck…”
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“And don’t fuck it up!
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Condragulations to Angelique and Fantasia and good luck to Annie and Korn!
SPREADSHEET: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sfakFYQwBn0Ply1Ns-qrUjuYq0ZM0xV5rxgPAkpVtUI/edit?usp=sharing LIP SYNC SONG: Abba - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)