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Tips and Funnies Found Near the Toilet

2013.01.14 20:45 Tips and Funnies Found Near the Toilet

A subreddit where you can submit all the pictures of the interesting life tips you've found written in sharpie on the bathroom stall. For those nuggets of information on the walls, as opposed to the nuggets you find in the toilet bowl.
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2023.05.24 00:17 Pyrothedragon12 skibiditoilet

Welcome. This is the place for all types of discussions related on DaFuq!?Boom!'s Skibidi Toilet Series. Make sure to read the rules and have fun!
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2011.10.18 23:25 cjb6714001 Showerthoughts

A subreddit for sharing those miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the familiar.
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2024.05.19 04:01 Sea-Reaction-4913 Microsoft operating system is more like a prison for your digital self

To whom it may concern in microsoft,
I am really getting frustrated with your operating system. I am 50 years old, and I learned DOS back in the 80s. Every year, I notice more and more intrusion into my personal life. If you were to compare a Windows operating system with someone's home, it would be no different than putting hidden cameras and microphones in every part of the home, including the washroom and the bedroom. In fact, I think there would be even more cameras and mics placed in the bedrooms and washroom. The very fact that people would prefer privacy in those areas, but because people would expect more privacy in those places, Microsoft would place one inside the toilet to monitor the size, the color of the turds, if a girl was on her period, how many times someone wiped their ass, if someone decided to take a shower, how long they take a shower, how well they scrub their junk, then even give those things ratings and send off all that information to their servers. This is what is going on in every Microsoft operating system if you were to compare the OS to someone's home. Basically, you can call someone's computer their digital home. Why do people put up with it? Why would someone agree to it? Now just imagine you were trying to own your own home, but then Microsoft came in and made it too expensive by screwing with the market, so it made it impossible to build or own your own home. Then gives you one option: either your digital self lives in the streets homeless, or you rent one of Microsoft's homes and you must agree to the terms or you cannot live in their home. So you move in and it seems not so bad at first. You don't really realize what is going on, and most never even realize it, and for many that do find out, there are even more cameras in the washroom and bedroom than there are in the living room. It's such a sick invasion of privacy they go into denial and pretend to themselves that it's not happening as that is their only way to cope with the vile sickness of what is occurring.
When you have a home or business, your cameras are pointed outwards so you feel safe inside. But when cameras are pointed inwards, that means you're in a prison. Slowly, the cage is closing around the people, and it is hard for most to even see, but it's there, and eventually if that cage closes too much where the people feel they cannot even move around, that's when shit will hit the fan. But those who are closing this fence around the people realize this, so constantly they are testing on the maximum they can put the fence around the people without making them freak out, and so every year it gets a little smaller. How can they do this? How can they violate basic human rights and nobody react? Well, when you control the flow of information, you control the people. Also, the law does not recognize a human being as a human being with inherent rights and dignity but instead recognizes a human being as a legal person with granted rights and obligations that if those obligations are not fulfilled are punishable by law.
I am just wondering how my operating system became a build lab 19041.vb_release.191206-1406 Docker Desktop. Everything is saved on your servers; my desktop is no longer my desktop; it's your desktop with all my information. It did not clearly say, "Do you want to have everything you do saved on another server?" It does not warn me that's what it is going to do or that's what it is doing; it just takes whatever it wants, which is everything, and then saves it on their system. I could just hear it now, a tech saying to another, "So what color was his turd today? Oh, oh, interesting, very interesting, because you know if you try and hide that information from us we need to know the information even more. Why do you think we have a camera and a mic in the toilet bowl and one in the shower and another looking down at you?"
I never agreed to use a test version of Windows; I never knowingly agreed to have my files saved on another computer; I never knowingly agreed to any of the data collection that violates my basic human rights. Yet these things go on and are built within the operating system itself. Windows' main purpose is not to provide the end user with services; the operating system's main purpose is data collection of the end user, then to hide the data collection from the end user as to not notice it occurring, then its purpose is to create services to lure people into using the device. How can you detect a virus, a trojan, or a rootkit on your computer when the God damn Operating system on the computer is the rootkit?
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2024.05.18 17:59 xtremexavier15 TMA 8

The episode faded back in to a shot of the Gaffers' platform being raised up to the roof by Scott, Ripper, and Chase as MK watched and Izzy walked over, wiping slime off herself.
"Uh, not to sound lazy," Scott said as he left the chain, "but I'm not feeling so good."
"You probably just have a cold," Izzy told him.
"Since when do colds have sores like this?" Scott followed up as he lifted his right arm and pointed to a round, reddish-brown spot on his elbow.
Izzy looked at him attentively and put her hand on his forehead. "Your body temperature is high, but it's possible that-" she was interrupted by a sudden burp from her teammate that caused her to cringe and take a step back. "Why does your breath smell like lemons?"
"Are you trashing my burps?" Scott asked in confusion.
"Hold on," Justin interrupted as the camera cut to him. "Red sores, fever, lemony burps? Aren't those symptoms of one of the diseases in the book?"
"Page 753," Millie exclaimed. "Mortatistical Crumples Disease!" She gasped. "And it's fatal!"
Everyone gasped. "Mortatistical Crumples is also highly contagious!" MK added, eliciting another gasp from most of the cast.
"Okay, looks like it's quarantine time!" Chris said, backing towards the door with barely-hidden panic. "See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!" He gave them a quick wave, then dashed out the double door between the two vats. Both teams went over to it with shock on their faces as the sounds of power tools were heard on the other side.
The camera cut to Chris as he pounded a nail in with a hammer. It was one of many holding up a red banner with an orange skull-and-crossbones on it, set over several long pieces of wood that had been nailed up to bar the exit. "There's more to this disease than either team knows," he told the camera with an impish grin before walking away with a dark chuckle.
Another shot of the numbered studios was shown. "Hold on," Anne Maria spoke up as the shot cut back to the ten castmates in the challenge set. "How did Dirt Boy catch a fatal disease?"
“I'm sure it's just a twenty-four hour kind of fatal,” Scott hoped.
"We have to quarantine Scott! Stat!" Izzy said in a panic.
The camera showed Ripper furiously inflating a plastic bubble with a bicycle pump; the bubble had a yellow-and-black biohazard symbol on it. "Get inside now!" the bully shouted before Scott threw himself head-first into the bubble.
"Oh no!" Jasmine cried. "Brick has a sore too!" She pointed at the soldier boy's upper left arm, who took one look at the sore and began to wave his arm in a panic.
"It has to be a mistake!" Brick exclaimed.
"Hey!" Scott exclaimed from inside his bubble, another one getting inflated nearby. "Is there an exit to this thing?"
"There isn't one!" Ripper shouted as he continued to pump and Brick got into his bubble.
"Why didn't anyone tell me that before I jumped in?!" Scott griped.
“Okay, everyone just calm down!" Chase said.
"Agreed," Jasmine spoke up sternly. "We should make sure no one else is infected. Symptoms of Mortotistico Crumple's Disease include explosive diarrhea..."
"Oh no!" The camera cut to Chase as his bowels began to groan and he ran into a nearby portable toilet with a panicked look on his face.
"Itchy lips," Jasmine continued as the shot cut to Justin, who suddenly bit his lip.
"My… my lips," he moaned. "They're on fire!" He began to frantically rub and scratch at them, leaving them swollen and red.
"Sudden hot flashes," Jasmine listed off as MK began to sweat profusely and tug at her jacket. "Sea sickness," Ripper turned green and vomited. "Speaking in tongues," Izzy was the next to be affected as she babbled incoherently and indistinguishably with her eyes rolling upwards, which continued even as Jasmine listed the final symptom, "and temporary blindness."
"Everyone can see, right?" Jasmine asked as she checked over the castmates’ current states. "That's good to know," she said in relief before walking forward and bumping straight into Brick's bubble. "Oh no," she said in newfound panic. "I'm the one who's blind!"
Confessional: Anne Maria
"I know this is a reality show," Anne Maria told the confessional camera in a serious tone, "but I doubt that Chris would allow us to actually die on national television!"
Confessional Ends
The scene cut to Chris himself watching from his control room, leaning back in his chair with his legs propped up on the desk in front of him. "You'd think we wouldn't," he told the camera, "but, just imagine the ratings!"
Back in the quarantined set, the camera panned across the room to show that everyone except for Anne Maria, Millie, and the bubbled Brick and Scott were now laying on top of stretchers, groaning and moaning.
“This is super bad,” Millie said. “We have to do something.”
“Do you mean taking their temperatures, because we only have rectal thermometers, and I'm not in the mood to joke around with them,” Anne Maria responded.
“I wasn't even thinking about that at all,” Millie stated. “Joking with diseases is not funny at all.”
“Obviously, but have you noticed we're the only ones who didn't take part in the studying all-nighter, and we're the only ones who haven't been infected?” Anne Maria asked while looking over everybody.
“I'm not so sure about this supposed disease,” Millie mused. “We need to get our hands on one of those textbooks. There has to be something they missed.”
“I’d do it if Chris didn’t seal off the only exit,” Anne Maria argued.
"There’s another exit over there," Millie pointed to the Grips' platform, which was now sitting on the floor empty of body parts. The chain still led up to a hole in the ceiling where the reel was situated.
"Oh yeah. How in the world did I not notice that?" Anne Maria droned sarcastically before the two made a dash for the platform.
"I still haven’t forgotten you pushing me off the diving board a few days ago, so don’t think I’m scared of pulling the platform as high as possible," Millie informed as they stepped onto the platform and pulled down on the chain, making them ascend.
The footage flashed forward to the outside of the studio as the two girls jumped down from a ladder on the wall of the building. “You grab a textbook, I'll look in the kitchen,” Millie instructed before they split off in opposite directions.
Confessional: Millie
"I really hope that the disease is fake," Millie explained in the make-up trailer. "There were some diagnoses and symptoms in the textbook that I've never heard of before, but I've studied a lot about diseases to be familiar with a selective few."
Confessional Ends
Back inside, Scott was shown to be rolling around in his bubble. "How long has it been since I got in this bubble?" he groaned.
"I don't want to hold onto my bladder for more than an hour!" Brick cried while covering his groin with both hands.
"My lips," Justin groaned on his stretcher. "Of all places, why my lips?"
"I'd kiss them to make you feel better, but I'm not a princess and you are not a frog," MK said, sitting up on the stretcher next to him; Jasmine and Chase were visible in a row behind them. "And even then, I am not an animal kisser."
Ripper was sitting against one of the walls, writing something on a piece of paper with a bucket of vomit next to him. “To my parents; don't let my brothers keep the money I've taken from weaklings in the past.” He paused to throw up into his bucket before writing again. “To my brothers; don't even think about stealing my stash from me, especially you, Wolfgang! From your best son, Richard Kennedy.”
The double doors between the vats were thrown open by Millie and Anne Maria. The camera pulled out as the other cast members moaned, and the two young women stepped into the room – the Jersey girl holding a textbook, and the author with some kind of canister.
"Who's there?" Jasmine asked.
"Simmer down, everyone," Anne Maria said. "We're just here to expose the truth about these textbooks, which are actually bogus." She held the book she'd brought up, and easily tore the cover off it. "The book covers are just cereal boxes." Her bowels started to growl, and with a panicked look, she dropped the book and ran towards the portable toilet. "I'll be right back!"
"It can be a crock," Jasmine sat up on her stretcher. "Nobody's faking the sickness!"
“No, but it's still untrue,” Millie interjected. “I just went to Chef's kitchen, and I found this "cheese". The camera focused in on the canister in her hand as she held it up, showing that it had an image of a cheese wedge on the label.
"Uh, what is in that parmesan?" Brick wondered innocently.
"It is not cheese, but it is," Millie tore off the label to reveal a second beneath it with an image of scratching hands on it, "itching powder and laxatives!"
"Chef!" Brick muttered under his breath. "Why did he not inform me?"
It was then that Anne Maria burst back out of the portable toilet followed by a cloud of foul odor. "That explains the diarrhea and itchy lips."
"And I didn't get sick since I'm the only one who didn't eat the pizza," Millie added.
"What about the sores on Brick and Scott?" Chase asked.
"As for those," Millie laughed lightly, walking over to her quarantined teammate. "They're just pepperoni pieces that got stuck on you when you likely fell asleep."
Brick reached over to touch his sore, and it peeled off easily. "She's right!"
Scott also touched his own sore and it also peeled off quickly. "I was suckered! Now can somebody let me out of here now?"
"So wait," MK spoke up, "the disease is fake?"
Jasmine was the first to react, sitting up and blinking. "By golly. I'm not blind anymore!"
"And I can talk normally!" Izzy cheered.
"And I'm not gonna throw up anymore!" Ripper added. "We've been cured!"
"Could I be let out now?!" Brick pleaded. "I have some urgent business to take care of!"
"I'm comin’," Anne Maria rushed over to the bubble and simply popped it with her fingernail. Both of them winced as the bubble burst, and Brick immediately rushed over to the portable toilet.
"And don't forget about me as well!" Scott spoke up, rolling his bubble into the middle of the room.
Izzy took out a pin, popping her teammate's bubble. “This was all first year med school syndrome!” she said. “Too much studying and too little sleep can make you think you've got every disease in the book!”
"Congratulations, Killer Grips!" the voice of Chris McLean came suddenly, the camera pulling out to show the host descending from the ceiling on another chain. "You just won the challenge!"
The five Grips began to cheer and celebrate. "Brilliant diagnostic skills, Anne Maria and Millie. Way to suss it out. And, for your reward," Chris continued, frowning and looking down at his empty hands. "Knew I forgot something. Just a sec!" he said before stepping back onto the chain's foothold and raising back out of the room.
Confessional: Anne Maria
"This challenge was certainly… something," Anne Maria confessed. "I can't believe that I had to play the role of doctor just to tell everybody about the so-called disease being a lie. Who knew tainted pizza could make you have hot flashes and sea sickness?”
Confessional Ends
"One thing's for sure. I'm double checking my food from now on if I want to prevent temporary blindness or having to speak in tongues," Jasmine told the Grips as the footage cut back to them.
“Once again, the pizza was too good to be true,” Brick commented. “You made a good call not eating any slices, Millie.”
“I had no idea that there were laxatives put onto it,” Millie claimed. “If I wasn't so invested with the book, I'd probably eat the pizza and fall victim to the sickness just like you guys.”
It was then that Chris returned, descending down on the same chain as before but now carrying a covered platter. "As I was saying," he said as he walked towards the Grips, "for your reward!"
He removed the cover and the camera zoomed in on what lay beneath – five picture frames, three in back and two in front, each containing a photograph of a different person. The first on the left was a light purple cat. The second was a confident-looking Hawaiian woman with black long hair wearing a yellow tracksuit and red hoop earrings. In the middle was a teenage girl, pale with brown hair tied in a bun and a beige tank top. Fourth was a smiling white man; he had no hair, had golden dog tags around his neck, and was dressed in a dark green military outfit. And on the right end was an elderly black man with white curly hair, a white mustache covering his mouth, and a dark orange collared long-sleeved shirt.
"That's my cat Whiskers!" Jasmine said excitedly as the shot panned across the photos.
"And that's one of my girlfriends Vanessa," Anne Maria declared.
"Yup!" Chris told them. "One of you gets a whole spa night away from this cruddy studio lot, with your very best friend! So, who's the lucky stiff?"
“I'd kill for a spa day, even if it's with my mom, so how about letting me have it?” Justin smiled widely at his team.
“I have some things I want to talk about with my father,” Brick suggested.
“Now wait just a minute…” Jasmine interrupted as she, Brick, and Justin started to argue over who should get the prize.
“Can all of you shut up!!” Anne Maria ceased the fight, causing everyone to look at her. “As much as I would love to be away from this trashy film lot, I say we should let Millie have the reward.”
"Wait, me?" Millie asked in astonishment. “How come?”
"Clearly, you did the most research out of all of us, and you won the challenge for us," Anne Maria answered.
“You did say that the person who contributes the most should claim the reward,” Brick brought up.
“And with you also not eating that pizza, you've certainly earned that spa night,” Jasmine smiled.
“I don't want to be left out, so okay then,” Justin agreed with a shrug.
"Chris, the Killer Grips came to a decision," Anne Maria said before giving Millie a light shove forward.
"W-wow," Millie said softly as she began to tear up. "This is really generous!"
“Just accept the offer before I trade places with you,” Justin said.
"Eeeuuughh," Chris said in disgust. "Clean up on aisle two!" he called, and moments later, a pair of young white men in white work outfits walked through the open door, one of which carried a push broom. They disappeared off-screen for a moment, then reappeared with one pushing Millie towards the door and the other sweeping up after.
"Thank you for allowing me to take the reward!" Millie said as she allowed herself to be escorted out, wiping away her tears with her hands.
The scene cut outside as Millie walked up to the beaten-down Lame-o-sine. The door opened, and she smiled and stepped inside.
"Granddad!" the writer said happily as the shot moved inside to show her hugging the white haired old man who had been seen in one of the pictures. "I've really missed you!"
"I missed you too, Millie," the man said as he hugged his daughter. "Don't get my favorite shirt wet now. I got it dry cleaned."
"Sorry," Millie said as they broke their hug. "I have a lot to talk to you about ever since I competed in the first season."
Her grandfather smiled proudly. "Spill the details. I can tell you had a ball, but don't blame me if I start to doze off more than I do while writing best selling books."
"I'm not that boring!" Millie laughed cutely. "So it all started when I was dropped off on the dock..."
"Sheesh," Chris cringed as the scene cut to him in his control room. "Talk about a loving family! Hopefully they'll get their dullness smoothed while they're at the spa." He pulled a lever on the desk, cutting the monitor feeds to static, and stood up. "So, will the Grips' winning streak last? Or will they fall apart and lose their teamwork? Find out next time, on Total! Drama! Action!"
(Roll the Credits)
(Bonus Clip)
“That spa night was amazing!” Millie told the camera while in the trailer. “The manicures and pedicures were to die for, and the facials and mud bath really smoothened the rough parts of my skin. Granted, this spa night wasn't as fun as the two-day resort back in Camp Wawanakwa, but thankfully, I didn't have to eat any disgusting food this time, so that's an upside. Want to know something interesting? Granddad was more into the spa treatments than me, but don't tell him that I said that to you,” she added with a giggle.
Eva - 14th
Geoff - 14th
Izzy - RETURNED
Trent - 12th
Sky - 11th
Killer Grips: Anne Maria, Brick, Jasmine, Justin, Millie
Screaming Gaffers: Chase, Izzy, MK, Ripper, Scott
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2024.05.18 16:27 Retrogamepak Vault 89: No Privacy Whatsoever

Vault 89 uses a combination of social transparency, hostile architecture and cybernetic implants to ensure that nobody has any privacy, whatsoever.
Vault 89 consists of a single massive atrium. Everything is out in the open for all to see, no walls or additional rooms whatsoever. The only form of separation between areas are the bold outlines on the floor. Every blind spot and corner in the vault was meticulously designed to be covered by a secret camera or mirror so that nobody is out of sight. All 1200 Vault Residents live in a communal living space, complete with coed showers and bathrooms. Sure, you'll get an eyeful of Mrs. Abernathy, the curvaceous school teacher, but you'll also see your own grandmother and your hairy uncle in the exact same shower. Not only do the toilets not have doors, but they also face each other in a circle, a particularly evil design by Vault-Tec. This is an introverts worst nightmare.
The overseer's desk is in the exact center of the Vault. It sits on a raised platform for better observation of the population. Ironically, the Overseer's has the least amount of privacy of anyone in Vault 89. Everything the Overseer says or does is recorded and transcribed for their entire lives. This position is chosen randomly at the age of 18 and can never be revoked.
Not even the inner thoughts of the residents are safe in Vault 89. All staff and residents are fitted with a small transmitter at the base of their skull that transmits their thought waves to nearby speakers and pip boys. Anything from a school yard crush to the writhing hatred of a supervisor is broadcasted publicly and recorded for all to see.
There is a single jukebox in the center of Vault 89 by the overseer's desk. Anytime anyone chooses a record it's played over the loudspeakers. One only has to hope that the disc jockey of the day plays something other than,"Best Yodeling Hits of 2054"
Even the terminals aren't safe, not even the overseers. Any file or communication created on one computer is automatically duplicated and shared on all others in the vault. With open access like this, not even a private message is safe from being seen by everyone.
You may be asking yourself, if nobody has any privacy, how do they engage in, "adult recreational activities?" Some residents try to ignore the occasional symphony of bedsprings in the middle of the night, while some have become quite the sexual voyeurs and engage publicly against pre war taboos. If two residents decide to get married, their "honeymoon" consists of the couple being surrounded by a circle of loved ones to at least create the illusion of isolation. Valentine's day consists of a similar circle, but it's ment to protect the innocence of the children. You can imagine that most birthdays occur around the month of November.
The most privacy a resident of Vault 89 will ever receive in their entire lifetime is when their bodies are placed in the incinerator after autopsy. There is nothing more eerie yet satisfying than the long moment of silence before the button is pressed.
In Vault 89 there is no privacy, whatsoever.
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2024.05.18 15:31 OutlandishnessNo6233 My sister is smelling my dirty clothes.

So to be brief and to the point, I’m 100% sure my sister is smelling my underwear in my dirty clothes bin. I realized this a few weeks ago when I noticed my clothes were arranged oddly in my bin. Meaning the outfit I wore the day prior wasn’t at the top. It was towards the bottom. Most of my underwear were at the top and turned inside out. I would like to add the FIRST time I picked up on something odd was when I lived in a different complex and I was in a rush for work and I had just showered, hence me ending up bringing two pairs of underwear to my bathroom. I left one discarded and balled up on the basket on the toilet lid and when I got off work the underwear wasn’t how I had it at all! It was inside out as If someone was looking at the inside or trying to see if it had…well idfk cause I don’t mess with anyone’s underwear! I thought it was my roommate who lived with me at the time but idk. I went in old apartments bathroom, saw my underwear in a way I didn’t leave them AT ALL and got a very disgusted and irritated feeling! I grabbed them and put them away. Feeling very uneasy. Now, I’m in a new apartment, my sister is staying with me and I noticed the same this is happening in this apartment as well.
I feel sick to my stomach thinking she’s sifting through my dirty clothes for god knows what! Even more disturbed that my weeks dirt underwear are at the top of the bin all turned inside out. I keep up with my downstairs hygiene so idk what she’s doing. Or why. It honestly doesnt matter.
So I did something as a test. I placed all my undies over a few dirty clothes at the bottom and put some over them…..
Boom! It happened again! I asked her if she was going through my things and she said no (I felt like she was lying. She even started got up to move around and fidgeting when she was previously sitting). It’s only me and her in my apartment. So it can’t be Casper! I say okay. Put the basket in my room away from my bathroom and go on about my day! I get off today (a week or so later) and same fucking thing! I’m getting pissed at this point! Like WTF are you looking for?!! None of her stuff would be in MY dirty CLOTHES! Or in my room or bathroom for that matter. She keeps her stuff away from mine! So today I gathered everything, ever slip of undies and placed it a certain way at the bottom bottom and put other clothes over it a certain way (yes! I know crazy behavior!) and took pictures and now I’ll wait and see what happens. If anything other than one pair of boy boxers is at the top of my bin that’s when I’ll know she’s been going through my dirty clothes!
I want her out of my shit cause I shouldn’t be worried about this weirdo behavior from family in MY apartment! It should feel like home! I should be comfortable. At peace. Happy. Not like I need to add cameras or take evidence pictures to catch you doing whatever disgusting shit you’re up to. I’ll wait a week or so and see.
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2024.05.18 13:13 figure_sk8 Safe House (GMMTV) Day 2, Part 2/2 Summary/Rough Translation [Potential Spoilers]

Hi everyone,
Here's the summary/outline for the second half of Day 2 of Safe House. Sorry again for the length; they did a lot of talking-based activities today, and I wanted to try to translate and explain a good portion of it for you all. Hope this helps!
Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/live/GkCLXss5hHI?feature=shared
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2024.05.18 11:48 admelioremvitam The Man, the Myth, the Legend: Chow Yun Fat

The Man, the Myth, the Legend: Chow Yun Fat
Happy Birthday to Chow Yun Fat!
May 18th is Chow Yun Fat’s birthday. I wanted to share a few gifs and photos here to celebrate his birthday.
For anyone who might be interested, here are some random bits of history and facts about Chow Yun Fat gleaned from the interwebs. (Sources and interviews are listed at the bottom.)
Chow Yun Fat was born in Lamma Island, Hong Kong in 1955. Lamma Island is the third largest island of Hong Kong and is located southwest of Hong Kong Island. It is considered a rural area even today.
His father worked on a Shell Company oil tanker while his mother was a cleaning lady and vegetable farmer. 1
Chow Yun Fat was called Siu Gau (puppy/little dog) up to the age of 7. He didn't know his own name until he attended school and the teacher did roll call. It was local practice to call young children by nicknames for fear that they would not survive the early years of childhood.
He grew up in a home with no electricity and no flushing toilet (this type of toilet is known as 夜香 yèxiāng in Chinese). They relied on oil lamps at night.
As a child, he woke up at dawn and helped his mom sell herbal jelly and Hakka tea pudding in the morning. In the afternoons, he worked in the fields. 1
His family moved to Kowloon when he was 10. At 17, due to his father's deteriorating health, he dropped out of school to support the family and worked odd jobs, e.g. bell boy, postman, camera shop sales clerk, etc. His first monthly salary was HKD200 (~USD36 in 1972).
In 1973, he saw a newspaper advertisement for an actor-trainee position and went for an audition. During that time, the education required was secondary school completion so he was eligible. He almost did not make the cut during the audition but one of the judges (Chung King Fai) supported him. Chow Yun Fat said he couldn't sing or dance very well. Thus, the other judges didn't think too much of him. After one year of training, he signed a long-term contract with TVB which lasted from 1974 to 1986.
One of his most notable TVB dramas was The Bund 上海灘 with Ray Liu and Angie Chiu. It is praised as “The Godfather of the East” 2 and spawned sequels, remakes and a film adaptation. The theme song by Frances Yip became a memorable Cantopop hit.
Besides TV dramas, Chow Yun Fat also made box office successful movies in the 1970s with Goldig Films which achieved high gross revenues of over HK$1 million. However, his ventures into low-budget films (after the Goldig films) later in the early 1980s were box office disasters. 1
The tides finally turned in 1986 when Chow Yun Fat made A Better Tomorrow with director John Woo. This movie won him his first Best Actor award at the 1987 Hong Kong Film Awards. It was the highest grossing film in Hong Kong cinema history at that time. Thereafter, he stopped making TV dramas and went into films.
Just a little anecdote about his first award:
Prior to winning the Best Actor award for A Better Tomorrow, he had attended three previous Hong Kong Film Awards where he dressed his best thinking he would win but didn't. For his 4th nomination, he was in the middle of filming and asked his director for time off to go to the award show but he was denied due to the hectic filming schedule. About 2 hours before the show, he received a call that said he was going to win that night. He rushed from Macau to Hong Kong by ferry and car in casual clothing and arrived just in time for his name to be called.
Many years later, a host asked him why he didn't have an assistant, manager, etc. deliver a suit for him to change on his way there. Chow replied and said there was no such thing as assistants or managers during those days. Actors were in charge of their own wardrobe. 3 There wasn't even a person to give you some tea. The first person to do that for him was his wife, Jasmine, 4 whom he quietly married in 1986 in a civil ceremony. They later held a wedding ceremony in 1987.
After A Better Tomorrow, Chow Yun Fat went on to make “many more 'gun fu' or 'heroic bloodshed' films, such as A Better Tomorrow II (1987), Prison on Fire (1987), Prison on Fire II (1991), The Killer (1989), A Better Tomorrow 3 (1990), Hard Boiled (1992) and City on Fire (1987), an inspiration for Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs.” 1
While Chow Yun Fat was becoming well known for his honorable tough guy roles, he also starred in comedies and romantic blockbusters. In 1989, he brought together all three types of characters for his role as Ko Chun in God of Gamblers with director Wong Jing. The movie broke the Hong Kong box office records and inspired a series of gambling films and a number of comedic sequels.
After making films in Hong Kong for about 10 years, Chow Yun Fat moved into Hollywood films in the mid 1990s. His most notable film during that time was Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon which did very well at the international box office and the Oscars.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon won over 40 awards and was nominated for 10 Academy Awards in 2001, including Best Picture, and won Best Foreign Language Film, Best Art Direction, Best Original Score, and Best Cinematography, receiving the most nominations ever for a non-English-language film at the time,” 5
In 2006, he and Gong Li made Curse of the Golden Flower, a film directed by Zhang Yimou. “In 2007 it received fourteen nominations at the 26th Hong Kong Film Awards and won Best Actress for Gong Li, Best Art Direction, Best Costume and Make Up Design and Best Original Film Song for "菊花台" (Chrysanthemum Terrace) by Jay Chou.” 6
In 2014, Chow made From Vegas to Macau with director Wong Jing and reprised his role as Ko Chun, God of Gamblers. In 2015 and 2016, he made two more sequels with the last one being the final installment of the God of Gamblers series.
A few personal fun facts:
Chow Yun Fat is affectionately called by the locals as 發哥 Faat Gor (Brother Fat). His wife, Jasmine, is called 發嫂 Faat Sou (Sister-in-law Fat).
Compared to other celebrities, he dresses and lives very modestly. His monthly expense/pocket money is reportedly HKD800 (~USD103).
He likes to go to the local produce markets to shop for groceries with his wife. He enjoys eating at small food stalls and he takes public transportation in Hong Kong (in other countries as well). He's often seen on Hong Kong’s MTR.
He's also well known for taking selfies with fans and friends. A host called him the “God of Selfies” 自拍神. 😂
Whenever a fan approaches him for a photo (e.g. on the train or when he's out on a run), he is always happy to accept their request and offer to take a selfie/wefie with their phone. His reasoning is two-fold: 1, if fans can spend years watching his films, he can take a few seconds to take a photo with them. 2, he (~183 cm / 6’) is usually taller than they are and it's a better angle for him if he takes the photo. 😂
He developed an interest in fitness after working with Aaron Kwok on the 2014 movie, Monkey King: Havoc in the Heaven’s Palace.
For his role in From Vegas to Macau, he shed 13 kg (from ~80 kg) in 10 months. He ran 10 km daily for 1.5 hours during this time.
In 2023, he ran a half-marathon in less than 2.5 hours. He has a running group which spawned a couple of other running groups. 7 He plans to run a full marathon eventually.
In 2018, Chow Yun Fat said he would donate his entire wealth (reportedly HK$5.6 billion, ~US$715 million in 2018) to charity after he passes. In 2023, he revealed that this idea came from his wife who manages the family’s finances. 8
Happy Birthday, Chow Yun Fat! 發哥, 生日快樂!
Sources/Notes:
  1. Source: Wikipedia on Chow Yun Fat.
  2. Source: Wikipedia on The Bund.)
  3. For The Bund and other early TVB shows, he was in charge of his own wardrobe. It was only later when he became more well-known that clothing brands would start sponsoring him.
  4. Source:《开讲啦》周润发. It's in Mandarin.
  5. Source: Wikipedia on Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
  6. Source: Wikipedia on Curse of the Golden Flower.
  7. The Do Show by Carol Cheng. It’s in Cantonese.
  8. Source: 8days article.
There are many other articles and interviews that I have referred to which I haven't been able to list here.
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2024.05.18 09:37 Colossus_Mortem who do yall think this will be?

who do yall think this will be?
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just in case some little shit claims i'm spreading fake info it's from elite cameraman's video
personally I disagree with elite cameraman, the toilets have been repeatedly getting new upgrades and I think a new titan on their side would be too unbalanced. Also considering the alliance labs haven't put anything noteworthy out for a while except for the camera strider and backup weapons for the titans, I'd imagine they're collaborating to make a fusion titan. Would also explain why no new cinemaman upgrades have been sent out, since they'd most likely be given to the fusion titan instead of UTTVM.
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2024.05.18 08:07 CrzyFlky Happy international museum day everyone!

Happy international museum day everyone!
Go solo or with a special one this weekend, most are air conditioned. Delhi has some of the best museums across India. What are your favourite museum experiences across the world? Please share :)
I went 21 museums so far in Delhi: national museum (20rs) national gallery of modern art (20rs) national crafts museum (20rs) mahatma gandhi museum (0rs) indira gandhi museum (0rs) president museum (50rs) prime minister museum (100rs) national science center (70rs) national philatelic museum (0rs) international dolls museum (30rs) international toilets museum (0rs) air force museum (30rs) metro museum (0rs) humayun's tomb museum (0rs) red fort museum (30rs) lal bahadur shastri museum (0rs) national rail museum (50rs) national police museum (0rs) kiran nadar museum of art (0rs) charkha museum (20rs)
my fav in order: national crafts museum, national museum, national gallery of modern art, national science center, president museum, dolls museum.
Want to go parliament museum next, it closed last time when I called.
image: KNMA gave this free wooden camera toy and book to doodle as souvenir for this IMD
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2024.05.18 06:43 akamame21 Home build schedule

We will be starting our home build this year as an owner builder. I was trying to come up with a schedule and found a google sheet online that I was able to edit to fit our needs. But I wanted to get some feedback from people that are more familiar with the construction industry, specifically anyone that is familiar with planning a scheduling. I was hoping that I could easily input my google sheet so it was more legible but it didn't work.
Am I missing any trades? Should I change the order around?
Thank you
**Planning**
:--
Home Design
Property Survey
Conservation Area Determination
Site and Drainage plan
Final estimate and schedule
HOA ACC
Conservation Area Impact
Bank meeting
Building permits
**Clearing Prep**
Tortoise Survey
Culvert/driveway permit
Culvert Installation
**Clearing **
Land Clearing
**Site Prep**
Porta Potty Rental
Dumpster rental
**Excavation**
Soil Fence
Concrete drainage pipe
Fill Dirt Delivery (house pad & driveway)
Dirt Work
**Temporary Electrical**
Temporary power
**Septic**
Septic system
Drain field
**Well**
Drill Well
Install pump/equip
**Foundation**
Footings
Drain lines
Slab
**ICF**
ICF layout and rebar
Bracing and Bucks
Concrete pour
**Rough Framing/ Truss**
Rough Frame
Rafter
Truss install
**Roof**
Dry in roof- Full peel and stick
Metal Roof
**Fenestrations**
Window install
Door install
Garage Door
**HVAC Phase one**
Ducting
AC install
**Plumbing Phase one**
Rough In
**Electrical Phase One**
Electrical-Rough in
Walkthru
**A/V**
Low voltage- Cameras, CAT6, Tele
Home Theater setup
**Insulation**
Spray Foam
**Drywall**
Set recessed baseboard spacers
Install interior door jambs
Hang drywall
Remove spacers
LvL 4
**Exterior siding**
Trim windows and doors
Stone
Nichiha
Cumaru
**Interior painting**
Cleaning & Masking
Interior walls & ceilings
**Hardwoods**
Deliveaclimate
Underlayment
Install hardwoods
**Tile**
Underlayment
Install tile floor
Tile showers
Grout
Clean
**Cabinets**
Master Bath
Kitchen
Pantry
Media
Bath 2
Bath 3
**Plumbing phase 2**
Hang Toilets
Install bathtub
Install shower fixtures
Install sinks
**Interior doors**
Hang interior doors
**Millwork**
Install recessed basboard
**Stone Counters**
Install countertops
**Electrical Phase 2**
trim cans
outlets & switches
surface mount fixtures
**Appliances**
Install
**Bathroom Glass**
Mirrors
Shower doors
**FINAL Inspections**
plumbing, electrical, mechanical
Final inspection
**Wrap up**
Punch list & touch up
Bath acessories
Remove tools
Remove materials
**House Cleaning**
Yard
Home
Garage
Windows
**Complete**

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2024.05.18 04:03 Top-Assistant-7156 Is this good ya'll

Warning this was made by a beginner writer so expect some mistakes.
The way I wrote UTTM was edgy af lol
Also another to note: this is two times longer than my last fanfic.
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[Inevitable Demise] Chapter one
Set in Ep. 41
The cameramen who had been hiding from the toilets, with the exception of one cameraman standing in the right are more or less starting to think this was a very bad idea.
Afterall these 'tvmen' had suddenly appeared seemingly out of nowhere and started ordering them to this specific location, to- in their words 'show them something cool' which sounded suspicious and worthy of an eyebrow being raised.
In hindsight they were desperate for a solution but you cannot exactly blame them for trusting these newcomers due to the situation but still, it was a bad idea regardless.
The sounds of the abominable toilets singing their signature songs started to echo within the distance, the cameramen on the front who were hiding behind a destroyed car looking at the singing toilets with clenched fists whatever these tvmen are showing it better be goddamn worth it.
It seems the camera man noticed atleast by the looks of it that the tvmen had intentionally led them here judging from how a single tvman is slowly walking on the road in a decent enough distance from them, the only thing they thought of that tv head was that 'was he suicidal or is he showing off?'.
The tvman slowly craned his television head while still walking, looked towards the cameraman on his right and put two of his fingers in his face mimicking a human's way of putting glasses on their eyes.
He uttered the words "protection" In reverse, the cameraman on the front as well as the others quickly put the lens to be safe from the tv's hypnotic light, and looked at the approaching toilets waiting for this 'something' the tvmen wanted to show.
The toilets were grinning erratically and blinded by their own madness, slowly advancing to their retched enemies hoping to slaughter them, they had been so sure of their victory they did not even stop to think for but a moment that they're going towards an obvious trap, well even if they managed to notice it is not like they can escape anyway, because it is already too late.
Some sort of sound similar to a microphone, echoed behind the buildings and it sounded huge, something came out of the vicinity of the building and it was some sort of black smoke.
The toilets stopped in their tracks and faces filled with shock and fear.
They were so scared that none of them moved a muscle and so they waited in apprehension.
Until—
Static, the sounds of an old tv static started to echo within the area.
The cameramen had started to feel some ounce of slight fear, they did not know what would come out of the building so they stood silently.
A Huge hand with metal-like plating on top came out of the black smoke and held the flat roof of a building, gripping its concrete roof so hard it started to crack very fast under the pressure of the hand.
And a heavy thud reverberated the loud sound was accompanied by a slight tremor that caused the ground and nearby buildings to shake, sounds of falling debris echoed in the distance.
And out came a huge tv, so big it could be mistaken as a cinema screen, the sides of the tv seems to be fused with two other tv's, the ends of the 'main' tv seemed to have some sort of handle bars.
At the top of the tv in the center of it looks very reminiscent of a crown and two plated metal on the top head on both edges to most likely protect the tv.
As the rest of the body slowly came out of the building, the Titan took a step that caused slight tremors and kneeled in front of his adversaries as more details of the new but terrifying Titan had slowly unraveled to the spectators below.
The right arm of the Titan has an energy sword attached to it, the sword glowed purple.
Both his shoulders had a huge tv not as big as the main tv head but nonetheless still comparable to a cinema screen attached to it, at the top of it stood two big antennas on each tvs, purple mechanical claws are connected to his back.
Painting the Titan as some sort of tyrannical dark king.
As he looked at the enemies in front of him, he uttered the words "all toilets will die" In reverse.
An intense red light came out of his tvs causing major mental damage accompanied with a powerful hypnosis, the loud sounds of the tv reminiscent of the THX sound blared on the spectators below the Titan.
The toilets expression changed from their grins to a terrified face, they could not handle such an attack and were forced to flushed themselves either by hypnosis or the mental damage they had gained from the screen.
The cameramen who stood still watching the Titan do his attack had some slight screen interference caused by the red light it made their screens to slightly glitch, but thanks to their lens the actual damage would've been more powerful, though there was one thing that made them think twice about trusting these new friends, about their new allies.
They are terrifying, powerful and should not be messed with at all costs, but one thought stood out among the cameramen, who would be able to stand up to this new and powerful faction?
As the attack of the Titan ceased, he slowly stood at full height and the cameramen noticed more details about the huge entity that were obscured by its knees or just the lack of light within the area.
The Titans belt on the middle of it was a small tv attached to it, the knees of the Titan had metal-like plating on it for most likely an additional protection.
The core of the Titan was circular in shape with various claw-like parts, the core glowed bright purple, though there are some sort of white particles and violet electricity surrounding the core.
As the Titan stood silently, thunder appeared behind it making his menacing appearance more terrifying, he slowly craned his tv head towards the cameramen.
Silence ensued momentarily before the Titan gave them an ":3" Emoticon on the main tv screen of the Titan.
meanwhile Camera HQ, Main Command Room
The cameramen who had been watching from the point of view of one of the agents on the scene were silent well... As silent as a mouth less entity could manage.
This... Changes things, the war would surely change with these new powerful faction appearing on the scene, and they can finally do the finishing touches to the upgrades of their Titan.
On the topic of upgrading their Titan, attaching the new anti-parasite system within the nape of their Titan is vital to avoid future unforeseen consequences, then there was the railgun, it was another issue because of the fact it was still a prototype, the damage output might be good enough but it could explode if someone managed to get a lucky hit on the weapon.
They have to finish the holographic shield as well, then there was the jetpack and the shoulder cannons, the Camera Titan's new shoulder cannons are only for temporary use so that they could work on other important projects, in addition the shoulder cannons are only good for crowd control using it for fighting gigantic toilets is highly unadvisable.
The jetpack will have to be finished some other time, the shoulder cannon will take fourth priority with the anti-parasite system being first priority.
With the mind of the cameramen all set, all of them, at least those in power gave out orders the others moved to fulfill their duty, with the extra time they were given by the new mysterious faction, they will do everything in their power to make their Titan's upgrades the perfect definition of a killing machine.
And once the upgrades are finished the two Titans will soon end the war with the alliance's victory.
Unfortunately for the alliance, a bigger threat will come and their arrival will introduce a major catastrophe for the world.
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2024.05.17 22:54 Fun-Strawberry-7835 Being Sexually Harassed and Assaulted at Work for 3 Years

I (23F) have been working as an Optician at an Optometrist’s office in NYC for almost three years, where I’ve been sexually harassed and assaulted by the owner, who is also the doctor. Since it’s a small medical practice, there is no HR department to report to. It began with what seemed like accidental bumps and touches to my breast and butt. However, over time, these incidents became more frequent. He started asking me to “hang out” after work, offered to drive me home, and called me at 8 pm insisting that it was work-related, which I declined. Throughout my three years of employment, he found any excuse to get me into his office, where he would sexually assault me. He has attempted to kiss me, forcefully pull my shirt to expose my breast, pressured me to have intercourse, and had a boner on several occasions. He would also forcefully hug me by pushing me into a corner of the room (he is 6’1-6’3 while I am only 5’0), using his body to block the door each time I tried to leave. The list goes on.
On one occasion, two of my coworkers and I discovered a hidden camera inside a bucket covered by a mop in the bathroom. It is the only bathroom in the office, used by both patients and staff. The camera was aimed directly at the toilet seat. I feel disgusted just thinking about the fact that he might have recorded us using the bathroom. When we confronted him, he claimed that he misplaced it. One time, he mentioned that girls, specifically Caucasian girls, are “the prettiest at 17 years old”, moaning a little while saying it. We see many underage kids, and he sometimes suggests the parent not to come in the examination as the child is “old enough to be alone.” I hope he is not sexually touching these kids as well. If you have kids, please do not let them go into the examination room alone.
For those who are wondering why I didn’t quit a long time ago…….
Attending Optometry school was always one of my goals. I wanted to gain experience and needed a recommendation letter for my application. My harasser also has many connections with the optometry school I was looking to apply to. Therefore, I was afraid that reporting him would ruin my chances of getting in. However, I eventually quit on April 29, 2024 and I reported him to the Division of Human Rights and Civil Rights. I tried to file a report with the EEOC, but there’s no available date for an interview, so my report could not go through. I only have evidence of him apologizing and admitting that he crossed the line on text messages.
As someone who has experienced sexual assault at a young age from cousins, family friends, grandpa, etc. I hate myself for putting myself through this as an adult. I am mentally and physically exhausted. Every night, I have nightmares about being back at work, trying to escape from being sexually assaulted. I hate that I am suffering mentally while he’s continuing his life without any consequences to what he did to me.
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2024.05.17 22:31 prisondiary Prison Diary - April 23rd

Drugs in prison - Woke up feeling pants and really groggy. My cell mate has been ill and I think I might have caught it off him. Not a happy chap today as I have zero energy. Even stayed in bed until one of the learners came and knocked me up asking why I wasn’t downstairs. FFS. I could have cried. Dramatic gay. Plus I must be ill as my wee stunk this morning. Just thought id share that.
Eventually went to the other blocks and done some teaching there then headed to block , crashed and fell asleep on the sofas on the landings. Sleeping on the job hey, lets hope they don’t take a days wages off me. £3.20 buys me 8 bananas which most weeks don’t turn up and im forever applying for a refund. It wouldn’t bother me so much on the outside but in here that is a lot of money.
Anyway, another day equals another fight. One of the boys pulled on Alans beard so he grabbed him by the throat up against the wall. Bit over the top?! Not if you could see Alans beard and how much pride he takes in it. Im sure its oiled everyday amongst other parts of his body. Urgh! He even sits at the table and strokes it as if its some kind of animal. It’s a little on the weird side.
Tonight's dinner was a real winner, I devoured two faggots. Hold on, before your imagination runs wild, let me clarify. I'm talking about actual meat here, not some prison code for secret shenanigans.
Social hour wasn't quite my cup of tea, as I was feeling a bit under the weather. So, I opted for a front row seat to the boys' card game extravaganza and indulged in a bit of good old people watching. Honestly if you keep your eyes peeled and watch the right people, you'll witness a veritable drug shop unfolding right before your eyes.
I decided to do a little observation on 'Chucky', our resident drug smuggle, lets go big and call him the drug king pin, to see how he works his magic. He does a manoeuvre that has never been seen before – hand down the pants (not exactly fashion-forward), retrieves the goods, and then discreetly bumps into another prisioner, all in one seamless motion and the exchange or ‘trade’ has taken place. that method is unheard of. I mean im being a sarcastic dick and if the offices cannot see that and know what it is then all hope is lost in this place.
The exchange even takes place in a blind spot for the cameras. Talk about a crash course in contraband commerce!
Walking past certain cells is an adventure i like to have to peep in and see how your neighbours have decorated.
In Jonnys. the unmistakable aroma of smoke wafts out, ofcourse, courtesy of makeshift cigarettes crafted from Bible pages and tea bag leaves or the classic Bible and tobacco combo that some resourceful inmates have managed to smuggle in. Yet, the ever vigilant officers seem to walk right past, blissfully unaware of the aromatic smells. Ah, the mysteries of prison life hey! I think it’s a case of if they are not causing any trouble then leave them get on with it. Or if your face fits then your fine.
One cell was open so I stopped and looked in. The curtains were closed, the disk light on the ceiling had dish clothes covering it so it gives a dim low red light, and the smoke alarm is covered with some form of plastic. The music was blasting and the guy just looks spaced out on his bed. How he can stay in that room with the strong smell of smoke I have no idea.
There is a lot of spice in this prison considering its the biggest Welsh prison I would have assumed security is tighter.. oh no. There is so much that they drop like flies daily. The alarms are always ringing with code blues.
We do have a main drug dealer though. Its Chucky. On a visit a few weeks ago my dad said ‘If I was a prison officer, id strip search that guy’, referring to Chucky. He went to the toilet, his visitor went to the toilet, then he would go again etc. Something was clearly going on. Back in the waiting room after visiting he pulled out 7 bags of white stuff. It was his sister and brother in law visiting. She got it via her knickers. Crazy shit right but so easily done.
On the wing tonight, he is walking around with 2 beaded Christian cross necklaces around his neck. Man, I aint no saint but fuck me, if he is looking to give himself to Jesus then the lord has his work cut out! Bit of advice from me to you God – Close those gates immediately! The day he gives himself to Jesus is the day when Jesus himself stands infront of me and slaps my face with a wet fish, and guess what Chucky – that aint ever gonna happen dude.
Rest of the evening has been chilling in the cell with my green tea and trail mix. Look at lucky me living the high life. Hopefully im feeling better tomorrow. I need some of Rich's chicken broth from back home. Ha, everytime i was poorly he would make it for me without fail. A big grin just come on my face thinking about that. I remember trying to make it for him once when he was poorly, he ended up making it as I had no idea what I was doing and I was calling him every 20 minutes asking for more guidance. Huge love.
In other news a new guy came in today and was walking as if he had hurt his leg, when one of the officers asked him about it he was so off his face that he didn't hear them. This afternoon when they went to his cell they caught him squatting down I'm pulling bags of drugs out of his arse – amazing. When the officer was telling me this I was weak laughing, This is crazy shit.
Apparently he is one of them that use the prison doors as a rotating door and knows how easy it is to get drugs in here. He's only been here for hours and he's asked half the prison for drugs already – and scored.
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2024.05.17 19:19 FrenchBowler Sewer pipe replacement below garage

Hi all,
We’ve had a plumber out to attempt snaking and jetting a large section of sludge in the sewer pipe below our house. He sent a camera down the pipe and said that it looks the that section has leveled out with the ground shifting over time. There is standing water in the pipe and the unmovable blockage of sludge because of this.
Homeowner’s insurance says they won’t cover it. They would only cover the removal and replacement of the access point which is the basement toilet. (Lol, thanks)
Fortunately we do have the money to hire someone to do the job. I’m wondering if anyone out there has advice on what to ask a contractor or what to look out for. Obviously this going to be a major expense with them needing to go through the concrete in our garage.
Thank you!
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2024.05.17 16:32 Mundane_Potential_83 Nucem Hospital

Nucem Hospital
Nucem is a old destroyed hospital in my home town that use to be a child emergency room with out the surgery rooms. Yes children still died there due complications and illness and stuff like that. It shut down around 97-99. I was born there in 97 and I even found my record there. That place was my second home and always something to do there and something was always happening as well inside this 5 story building.
Most of my stories about this place were about a room me and my boy called Marvin's room. I spent all my time there due to my terrible family. But I'm going to tell you one of the most disturbing haunted story I have but I'm still skeptical it was real.
May 17, 2016 me and my boy just graduated Youth Corps and he got his GED in the mail. I was still waiting on mine. Me and him bought 2oz of bud and headed to our favorite spot Marvin's room. For context Marvin's room was just a bathroom with no toilet just a tub and massive windows looking towards a parking garage. The tub was filled with blunt guts and water bottle bongs we made. This day in particular a group of people were already there making a rap video. So we walked passed them and smoked with a few dudes we knew in the group. They didn't stay long because they were all walking around rapping their parts in different room. Most of the hospital is locked off and the doors are to heavy and loud to break open. But my boy and I knew the secret ways to get around and in these areas. As we start going into the stair well on the west end of the building and parkouring up some steps we get to the 3rd floor from the first floor. This is when shit gets weird.
We start walking to the room when all of a sudden we no longer hear the music but screams and people dipping. So myself and my boy stay quiet and crouch to the nearest window in a room with 4 gurneys and see the rapper group dipping and dropping their shit and leaving it behind. Me being me thought (FUCK YEAH FREE SHIT) but obviously I wasn't gonna truly take anything because I was at the time a "outstanding citizen". So I told my boy I'll meet him at the room and I'll go grab their stuff. He clapped me up and headed to the room. Little did I know there was a reason most of the hospital was locked off and they just opened a fuck ton of asbestos into the first floor. I made my way down the hall and stairwell. We I get to the first floor I knew they fucked up because the locked door we avoided was now kicked open and the room filled with dust and asbestos. I don't even bother to go in because I worked harzard and know I need a respirator mask to deal with that section.
I go outside in the blinding sun and pick up the items they dropped which was mainly a camera and a 8th of weed and $17 and a dorag and wave brush. Crazy enough a white boy dropped all this 😂. I hurry my Hispanic ass back with everything making sure not to be caught and cover my nose and mouth. I managed to get to the third floor after parkouring which is tiring for a fat guy. But something felt off when I reached for the knob to open the stairwell door. The area I stood in was cold but only half of me was. Yeah sure concrete building get cold when dark and damp. But this was a type of cold you would go into a butchers walk in freezer. I open the door and walk into the warmer hallway but still cold since its an all concrete building.
My boy asked what took me so long because someone kept knocking on the door while I was gone and I didn't answer his texts. Already I knew he was playing me because he didn't text me but surely enough he pulls out his phone and there was 9 messages from him but not on my phone. We both chopped it up to bad cell service for me. But I asked him what he was talking about about knocking when we were the only ones in the entire hospital at the time. He looked puzzled and said
"Nahh n***a, someone knocked and asked if they can use the bathroom but I opened the door to tell them it's not a bathroom there was no one there." I immediately laughed because it takes a lot to scare me but he was shookith. I told him to roll up and relax I can make holy water if need be and had salt and adobo with me just in case. (Yes someone of y'all other Hispanics need to learn what seasoning is 👀👀). He rolled 3 fat blunts and a honey wood. We sparked up and started playing our music and talking dumb shit and tagging the wall.
6 hours passed by and we switched on the flashlights and lanterns on to help us see what we are rolling when a knock happened on to interrupt us. I panicked because it soumded like cop boots walking to the door with walkies. 5 second after hearing this my dumbass boy flings open the door and there is nothing there. It was like they vanished because I heard them walk up to the door and knock on it with walkies making sounds. Yet no one was there and no footsteps were heard leaving the area. I was a bit spooked but hell I lived with worse shit. My boy on the hand wanted to dip out because he was gonna have a panic attack thinking cops were there. So I told him about the first floor and he knew to cover his nose and mouth. As we pack up we hear more shuffling and walking. Mind you we got into the building around 3pm it's now 9 almost 10 and he hates ghost and creatures of the night. So I tell him it's the homeless people coming into sleep and to just stop his bitching this place isn't haunted. As he is putting his half oz in his bag. He feels like someone is watching him from around the corner since the door is still wide open.
I shrug it off and tell it to fuck off or I'm gonna face fuck it and all I hear from around the corner is out other boy say "that na gay" I start laughing and my boy nearly shits himself thinking a ghost said na 😂😂 he never wanted to leave so fast. As we tell him what's going on he said he heard similar noises on the first floor coming up to get us. I roll my eyes and keep it pushing to the stair well.we get to the first floor high af and my boy even more paranoid that he'll fall to his death. I told him to STFU and keep it quiet or the cops will show up from him crying like a bitch. Overall we got to the first floor without much trouble but my boy being a bitch. I turn my flashlight to the new open section of the hospital and come to find out it's the main lobby and the was someone else with us in the building. I shrug it off and say " don't attack we are leaving officer" as we dip out. But my boys told me there was no one standing there even though I am looking at a person down the hall. That's when I realized they like playing jokes so I told them to cut that shit off because ghost aren't real. But to this day I still don't know if that person was there or not because it was a dim flashlight luminating a small part of the hallway so all you see is just a dark blob in the hallway. So honestly I don't believe it but my boy still brings it up to this day. Being skeptical makes you question reality sometimes.
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2024.05.17 07:17 HaleMarry Thoughts and feelings

So I’ve been asking my fiancé to take me out to eat, and he decided last Friday to take me out. After we ate, we decided to go to his family’s bagrill for a couple drinks. And well one thing lead to another and we ended up staying until they closed (12:30am) and when we got home, I remember my fiancé picking a fight because I smoke pot. But I hadn’t been smoking because we were drinking. And then I of course shut down. I didn’t feel like talking. And he started to corner me, like he always does when I don’t talk and I was drunk so I got really agitated. I hit his chest. Next thing I know, he’s slamming me on the couch. I really don’t remember anything after that. I woke up in the shower with freezing water hitting. When I got up, and went out to the living room, he was on the couch. He woke up and said “maybe I fell in the shower”…. I asked what happened and he said we’d talk about it when I slept more. I went to bed, and when I woke up, my head hurt. It didn’t feel like a normal hangover. It had this like “hollow” feeling of that makes sense. And I had that for a few days, and honestly felt out of it. But when I finally woke up and went into the bathroom, I sat down on the toilet and my entire body hurt. I looked down and I saw all these bruises on my arms/ inner arms, wrist. And all over my legs. I have little finger prints all over, and my nose was cut. But my neck was super super stiff. I asked him what happened again, he said I tried hitting him and he kept holding me down. Well…. We have a camera in our bedroom. And while these events didn’t take place in our bedroom, it did pick up the audio. It sounded like I went to the bathroom and he came into the bathroom and when I told him I didn’t want to talk, you could hear it the sound of scuffling and the towel rack breaking. Like I said, he was in the living room when I got out of the shower. He was asleep on the couch. So I don’t know if something happened and I hit my head and he threw me in the shower? Or if I was so drunk I blacked out? I don’t often black out. And when I do, it’s only when I drink a lot a lot. This is the first time something like this has happened. There was one other time when he was drinking at “man camp” when we first started dating which wasn’t long ago, and all of his friends and us were playing a board game. Well they all wanted to eat “thc gummies” and he couldn’t partake because he gets drug tested frequently at his job. But I could. And I wanted to, and without even thinking about it, I put it in my mouth. He quickly pried my mouth open, and reached in and grabbed the gummy out of my mouth. Literally everyone saw…. I was so embarrassed. His friends made him apologize the next morning. But still, we are suppose to get married in a few months, and I moved across country for him and gave up my entire life. I have no idea what to do.
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2024.05.17 03:12 MycologistAlarmed941 Tiny bug ID help!

Tiny bug ID help!
Repost on a different account to add an actual photo
Help! We live in southeastern Pennsylvania. These teeny tiny bugs have set up shop in our upstairs bathroom, particularly around the toilet and shower area. They are almost too small to see with the naked eye.
I put some diatomaceous earth around the toilet and I swear they didn’t move all day. Only seem to crawl around if I disturb them. Unfortunately I used the toilet before seeing them and now have about 100 red itchy bumps on my waistline, legs, and butt and have been finding them crawling on me for days. My husband and toddler aren’t seemingly affected as they’re generally staying in the bathroom (and on me🫠) for now.
We were thinking baby fleas or mites but they seem super small and aren’t getting any larger after several days.
Thanks for any help IDing them! I can try to get a better photo but my camera barely picks up on them.
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2024.05.17 02:52 jz2- basement floor drain stinks, P-trap not dry

I called my city, they came and told me its normal, just pour hot water and bleach. The first time after about a week, the smell went away for a couple months. Then smell Came back, I did the same thing, but didn't work this time. So I also used a small toilet snake to try and clear debris while pouring water and this actually worked for about a year.
Now the smell is stronger than ever (smells like vomit) and I've been trying every method I can to get rid of the smell but its not going away. There is water in the drain and it looks like grey water (not clear). From my research its either roots or a broken drain pipe.
What are some things I can do to find the source of the issue without having to call a plumber. I am thinking about buying a small drain camera from amazon.
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2024.05.16 23:14 Ok-Cheesecake8866 Exam experience (detailed) and preperation

Cisa exam passed today. Here is my detailed exam experience, my experience and some things I didnt know until the exam.
For start exam was stresful! Time and exam management was very important. I did some things I would not do again. Here it goes.
Exam Day / Registry / Exam room
I took the exam at a psi center. My exam was scheduled at 8am. I found conflicting information online and in the mails about how early I should be exam center (one document said 15 min other 30 min). So I was there at 7.30. I could start right away, even though it wasn't 8 am yet. Which was very surprising for me.
The proctor then checked my ID, showed where I can store my stuff. In the exam room nothing was allowed, not even a water bottle. I could go out to the registry office to drink water or to the toilet. He showed me the room and left. I was alone the entire time. I was being watched by a camera.
Starting the exam / exam sections
There are different sections on the exam. First one is to get you familiar with the platform. It was just a picture, describing the navigational points for the pattform. And when I wanted to continue, a popup asked me "if I am sure to finish the exam" (or similar wording) which freaked me out a little. I had to say yes to that. After that a practice exam starts with few general irrelevant questions. You practice the hell out of that.! This is how the exam going to look. Back, forward, flagging, filtering, changing answers . You name it. There is a time limit for that but the actual exam time is not ticking yet.
Exam
First 20 min of the exam was the worst for me. I felt like I didnt get any questions right. Through out the exam I thought so but after the first 20 minutes, I was sure that there is a no chance that I will past. Through out the exam, I said to myself, that I am definitly not retaking the exam in this year.
In the official practice questions, you get a question and 4 answers. 2 of them are clearly wrong. Then it comes to your knowledge, experience gut feel to get the right answer.
But in the exam, all 4 answeres was a COULD BE for me. If I am lucky 3. I maybe had ca. 30 questions which I definitly knew I answered correctly. I flagged more than almost 60 questions.
A lot of the topics from the QEA database, didn't come on my exam. No PERT, Gantt etc, not soooo many BCP or project management.
A lot of Third-Party Service Provider, policy compliance, sampling, some PKI, connecting concepts, minimum 5 questions given a control and asking what kind of control that is. AND most importantly.. knowing the responsibility, decision-making, approaches, limits, what to do when.. as an IS Auditor. In various combinations of topics.
For that reason, I would say the questions really were based on experience / applicable knowledge..
End of the exam
Once all the questions are completed, same popup asks you again if you want to complete the exam. In my case "NO" since I had so many flagged questions.
After that, here are 2 surveys. One is about the learning experience, one test experience. Each of them you finish with the same popup and continiue. At the end of them, finally, your name and your test result shows on screen and you can breathe, you made it.
Exam strategy
Think about your exam strategy. That would have saved my some time stress at the of the exam and confusion.
I left some questions unanswered, flagged them. Some answered and flagged. It was a mess. What questions do you definitly want to review? What questions do you definitly not know? What to do with them, When to review?
Remember you can filter through "all, answered, unanswered, flagged" questions. Not combinable. If I were take the exam again,I would answer the questions I definitly know, and not flag them. I would probably leave a lot of questions unanswered at the first round. At the second round, if I am still unsure (depending on the time left) would answer but flag the ones, I want to review again.
My CISA lecturer said, his strategy and recommondation is to first read all the questions without answering any. So nothing can surprise you.
Preperation / experience
Attended a CISA course for 5 days in February. Intense learning for a month. But I do not work. So I could learn on average 7/8 hours a day. On Weekends never learnt.
Apart from that.. I have almost 8 years of security work experience. Not auditing. I found the exam very experience oriented.
If I were to recommend one thing it would be: ITAF. Read it. Understand it. Again and again. Use it.
I wish all the best. You can do it!
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2024.05.16 13:46 Package_Agreeable 4ish years of douching daily - rectal damage…

I’m going to be very straight forward in this, no TMI. I bought an endoscopy camera and used it and there is something wrong with my insides.
I (18M) am a guy guy. At about 14 I was told to douche daily with hot water and after everything is…clear, ‘play around’ with a finger or two. At around 16 I found out this is harmful and I should not be doing ANYTHING that I had been doing for so long. Yet, I continued. Why? It felt good. Very very good. I also felt very uncomfortable going to the toilet as one normally should after that, instead (when at home) preferring to just, douche it out.
Around March 2023, I started noticing clumps of mucus coming out, sometimes just a blob or sometimes a string. Sometimes it was accompanied with poo (with the mucus, or whatever else it could be, infront of said poo), or Sometimes it just gathered in my rectum and made me feel the need to go, bad.
Where my finger can reach and it usually makes (rough) contact with, inside me… is now a weird rough feeling type of flesh. Not as smooth as the rest of my insides, or my mouth, just feels a bit different.
For the past year and a half as well whenever I try just test out what’s up there without water first and I don’t feel like I’ll be touching anything…nasty, sometimes like the entirety of my rectum will feel dry. Like stuck together with wax or something. And rough as well. But a bit of water always does the trick of moisturising it and making it…usable.
For ages I’ve known how bad this is for me, yet I’ve ignored the warning signs and continued.
Ok so now we are up to now…
After the camera got inside, I instantly saw a trail of like…mucus. Below it was just red. Raw red. I believe this is the part where my finger usually swipes across. I’m so worried though what if I gave myself cancer?????
As of now I’m throwing my douche away, please if someone does respond to this, don’t criticise my behaviours. I do enough of that for the both of us. Also I’m going to go get an endoscopy/colonoscopy so just assume I don’t need to be told to get one.
I have photos and videos but I can’t upload them here…
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2024.05.16 09:30 Blockchain-TEMU Futurama Bible - Buhdist Edition

  1. Focus Karma Need Want Of the Society Recreation Stimulation Examination Death 1.1 The noble truth of Focus is Energy, the noble Truth of Karma is Management, the Noble Truth of Need is Kombucha, the Noble Truth of Want is The Second Mental, Your Mental, The Noble Truth of Recreation is Marijuana, The Noble Truth of Simulation is Automatons, the Noble Truth of Examination is the Books on Examination, The Noble Truth of Death is Salt 1.1 There is a Truth of Truth The Truth of Energy is Stockpile, The Truth of Management is Treatment, The Truth of Kombucha is Amino, the Truth of The Second Mental is the Intermediary Mental Between Yourself and the World, The Truth of Automatons is the Plumbing Needed, the truth of the Books on Examination is the truth of the Books of the Ruler and the truth of Salt is the Limit of the Body Is Restored by Healthy Nutrition 1.1.1 There is a truth of the truth energy amino, Truth Starch, Truth Sugar, Truth Glycine, Truth Water, Truth Kombucha, Truth Arginine, Truth Serine, Truth Lysine 1.1.2 There is a truth of the ruler which is related to marijuana, Proline Above Lysine 1.1.3 There is a truth of the society related to only trading, Gold above Proline 1.1.4 All of these truths have intermediary truth below them 1.1.5 There is a truth of the botanist, Prozac And Benadryl and Scopolamine and Atropine and Benzyldiol Around Recreation 1.1.6 There is a truth of the schooler, Directly Ordered Female Voice Your Voice Kick Drum Kick Transient Pots N Pans Pots Content Button Mushroom Morel Cache Stash Marisol Bluewater Febreeze Peroxide Nitrate Ammonium Loam Bud Dirt Wheat Soil Potato Around Focus and Karma 1.1.7 There is a truth of the motorcade Above Karma and Below the Want of the society Muffler Transmission Piston Engine Cargo Chassis Fluids Vaseline Nutraloaf Soylent 1.1.8 Marisol Or Mother is Above All Below it 1.1.9 Button Mushroom is Above All Those Below it Three 1.2.0 Ammonium is Above All Those Below it To Marisol 1.2.1 Potato is Above All Those Below it to Marisol Three 1.2.2 Fire 2Fire 4Fire 8Fire 16Fire - A Fire is 5 Fire, At fire set 5,10,20,40, No Fire, at Fire set 10,20,40,80, On fire 1.2.3 Fire Is Below Focus In Energy and Karma is Below Need in Energy and Need is Below Want of the Society In Energy and Recreation is Below Stimulation In Energy And Stimulation is Below Examination In Energy and Examination is Below Death In Energy 1.2.5 Focus Is Pervasive so Energy Indicates Examination Having Occured or A Crops Grown 1.2.6 Examination Happens In Examination Want of the Society Focus Want of the Society Examination 1.2.7 Examination happens for 333 Hours or About 19 Days 1.2.8 Examination Happens in Sets of 333 Hours for 1332 Hours 1.2.9 At the End of Examination Examination Proceeds Automatically in 333 Hours 1.3.0 Want of the Society occurs as the output of crops 1.3.1 Want of the society yields the Amino Nutrients because it is the agricultural or synthetic output 1.3.2 Recreation Activates Marijuana, But Can Be On its Own 1.3.3 20 Marijuana Exist as a product of the lands 1.3.4 Over 20 Other Plants Exist as a product of the lands 1.3.5 Various tabulature of notes Exists with Standpoint Boards 1.3.6 Houses and apartments exist 1.3.7 Private Baths exist 1.3.8 A ledger exists for holding notes at a distribution point 1.3.9 A ledger exists for reasonable retrieval but not reproduction of notes (need original notes) 1.4.0 A ledger exists for deletion of notes but to a skilled observer they are still seeable 1.4.1 The Time One and One at One and One at Two is the time 333 units for each section 1.4.2 The time offset of the noble truths on the fifth reconstruction yields upon which noble truth they were the whole section 1.4.3 Only noble truths passed through the entire system 5 fold are the actual truth of the land 1.4.4 This is held by the guard which there are maybe 20 guard in the lands each city 1.4.5 There are fire weapon which exist which are hand cannon and have a chamber and a loader 1.4.6 There are fire bomb exist which are bomb which have just a chamber but there are just 4 ever 1.4.7 There are 3 sets of scrolls per city and 3 sets of scroll reader 1.4.8 There is 2 sets of scrolls each city which are city rulers 1.4.9 There are farms which exist which feed each city which grow crops 1.4.9 There are buildings in each city 1.5.0 There are normally 4 houses to a prefecture 1.5.1 There are normally 4 rooms to the house 1.5.2 There are 10 modern petrochemical foundry factory which exploit oil from the lands 1.5.3 There are clothing for at least 30 people in each city putting the bedroom load usually at slightly less than 2 a bedroom 1.5.2 There are around 7 military bases which exist but these numbers used to be inflated 1.5.3 There are medicine for at least 30 people in a city 1.5.4 There are toilets only per four people or wherabouts in the city 1.5.5 There are 98 separate prefecture in maybe 3 city spread out 1.5.6 There are potato, furion bannana, old potato, a rose donut wheat, apple, cabbage, turnip, carrot, another potato type, beets, three flowers, 20 marijuana, and other crops grown 1.5.6 There are zucchini grown 1.5.7 There are medicine poppy and heart tonic herb (blue bonnet) and a root which expresses opium and other minor medicinals grown 1.5.8 There are trees which naturally occur which are the colors of cherry blossom 1.5.9 Seeing the trees blossom is the rarest sight in the lands 1.6.0 The twenty guard of the town know how to protect one another 1.6.1 There are various opium which can be taken 1.6.2 There are various new bags of marijuana spray which are the marijuana active 1.6.3 There is a specific sedative created from Crude Oil, SnoreLax Olestra Ketamine 1.6.4 There are various nutrients created from crude oil 1.6.5 There are various computers created from crude oil 1.6.6 There are various liquids created from crude oil including pepsi cola and molten plastic 1.6.7 There are boxes created from crude oil 1.6.8 There are racing Skis created from crude oil 1.6.9 There is a capacity to run one of the computer 1.7.0 The computer yields a stable process blockchain when propagated 1.7.1 The computer notable yields beautiful colors when its process blockchain is propagated 1.7.2 There is a retrieval system for the other computers token 1.7.3 54 Stores now exist in these lands 1.7.4 These stores accept a specific RFID like currency 1.7.5 These stores accept the Gold of the Land Naturally 1.7.6 These stores have vendors wheater and vendors kitty cat and vendors autovend1 1.7.7 Groceries and resources can be bought from the stores 1.7.8 Automobile Motorcade can be bought from the stores 1.7.9 Concrete Objects can be bought from the stores 1.8.0 Designer clothes can be bought from the store 1.8.1 The foundrys create BDU Lower 1.8.2 The foundrys create I <3 NYC Shirt 1.8.3 The firearms create mittens firearm token en masse 1.8.4 The firearms are created at 20 a city to defend the people 1.8.5 Only 5 High Quality Weapon exist per city 1.8.6 A foundry is creating nonlethal weapons 1.8.7 The foundry makes its nonlethal weapon but there is only one per city 1.8.8 An inventor makes a nonlethal weapon 1.8.9 The foundry now produces 2 kinds of ice cream 1.9.0 The foundry now produces illegal goods like silicone pipes 1.9.1 Somebody is Brewing Amino Out of Starches 1.9.2 The Echo Locator is invented 1.9.3 The echo locator is finalized as a product 1.9.4 The echo locator is shipped out the door at 43 a city 1.9.5 The echo locator replaces the scrolls system 1.9.6 The echo locator can be taxed in the old tax system to make it valid in the old system 1.9.7 Two Cool Cats Take Control of the Power System, NateCat and HakeCat 1.9.8 The cool Cats reinvest in medicine and over 50 meningitis cure are found 1.9.9 The smart toilet is invented 2.0.0 The bombs detonate in ebonia and the people are freed 2.0.1 There is 11 grade flooding in ebonia 2.0.2 The ebonian flooding gets better to 7 ebonian remediator a city which are from the new Clement Dogs Clan 2.0.3 Tattoo Ink is Invented from cherry leaves 2.0.4 A tattoo requires somebody to play wizards chess on your skin to leave an indelible mark without killing it 2.0.5 Alpha squad is formed 2.0.6 A cruiser is in the metteranian gulf 2.0.7 The cruiser operates successfully for at least a month with me onboard 2.0.8 I am mainly using starlink 2.0.9 Starlink is accessible in the APV like it always is 2.1.0 You can fetch a battlefeed with starlink 2.1.1 You can fetch a battlesend with starlink (OSC) 2.1.2 OSC Replaces Starlink and LFO is Formed 2.1.3 LFO Replaces engine gasoline due to jet fuel drinking/snorting danger 2.1.4 Nontoxic weed smoke based gasoline is formed for APV 2.1.5 APVs are overclocked with me nearby 2.1.6 Supercapacitor Based APV Is Used For medical evacuation 2.1.7 Supercapacitor has massive distance versus dangerous IC APV 2.1.8 Supercapacitor powers gauss cannon in danger 2.1.9 Megagauss Cannon Invented for David's Aircraft 2.2.1 Megagauss cannon fits en masse onto the aircraft or in david flanagan or david summery's hands 2.2.2. Total david air superiority 2.2.3 Davids golden UH-1 in service 2.2.4 RQ-9 "David" Reactivated 2.2.5 RQ-9 Reapers Cloned 2.2.6 Spicy Chemical Discovered In Marijuana, Raytracing? 2.2.7 David Treated for Virtual Meningitis 3 Years Ago 2.2.8 Deepfake All Virtual Medical Practice Discovered 2.2.9 Marijuanas CH1 Receptor Renamed CB1 Receptor 2.3.0 Foundries in Business 5000$ A Barrel Many Years Default on Loans to 2111$ Barrel, No Effective Product Change 2.3.1 USR THermal IS-2 Scope Invented 2.3.2 USR THermal FLIR Camera for David UH-1 Invented 2.3.3 Driver for USR THermal FLIR Camera for David UH-1 Invented 2.3.4 Overwatch Mega Anti Crime David Stopper Overflights in Service Across the US And Solid Gold UH-1 Lofted By Broomstick Technology in Transmuggle Transwizard Interference of the Calamity Granted to David Flanagan (RQ-9) 2.3.5. Black Operations in the Persian Gulf Nethers Against Al Baghdadi - HVT Steam User In Custody 2.3.6 AC-130 "IBEX" Piloted by Alex M Lamb in Service in Vallejo and Ecuador to Support 141 Team 2.3.7 Proto Nutrient Fish Oil Factory Raided, Illegal Furion Bannana Discovered 2.3.8 Illegal Blueprinting Operations Cease in Favor of Big 11+ Oil Corporations 2.3.9 Minecraft server found and large amounts of population exiting to virtual reality 2.4.0 All players granted 64 planks and free for all 2.4.1 Doto 0 Bot Guard Lurking in Transnational Buddhist Operation Enable Free Play In Minecraft for Various Players 2.4.2 Siddartha's Secret, His Cow, Discovered in Virtual Reality Elder Scrolls No Crime Faction, Siddartha's Cow Goes Rampant and is Infinity Hidden in Every Directory of Starfield 2 The New Game 2.4.3 Many New Games are found with resemble the structure of the cow in markov chain 2.4.4 A new system is found out of cow which can provide for any item retrieval system intrinsically unlocking the singularity where Big 11+ Splits into infinite corporation 2.4.5 All cows are harvested for a typical user but still infinity exist farther away 2.4.6 The user has typically 500000 cows of Siddhartha as a personal cow 2.4.7 Sulfur futures are at an all time high 2.4.8 Justino Beibers Mandates burning of all cow waste in trash bin 2.4.9 Siddartha's Cow are docile as ever and functioning well when shot, they become well 2.5.0 Siddartha (Renchy, Racey's Friend) Is discovered hiding as a soul in neon district undercity of neon petite 2.5.1 The guard is never abolished and continues protecting us 20 to the citizen to this day 2.5.2 Asteroids are discovered in outer space with many palladium more than ever 2.5.3 A supercomputing cloud is made out of the distributed method which avoids the taxing system that the initial ruler invented and does a method 1-Affinity 2-Person 3-Disease where the affinity of each person treats the pair disease and or environment with only instantaneous transmission (Technological singularity) 2.5.4 Virtual clothes are invented the same way as clothes were initially invented, now in the instantaneous unheard 2.5.5. Virtual Medicines are invented in the same way as medicines were invented initially, now in the instantaneous unheard 2.5.6 There is perfect harmony between two instant universes the virtual medicine universe and the analog medicine universe 2.5.7 All of history's knowledge feeds into one system which encodes all its meaning in some dice which always roll a specific meaning and this creates wish or technology on demand 2.5.8 Wish is discovered as a contaminant on the No Crime Library 2.5.9 Wish has always predated meaning so that Wish is the Rulers Initial Nature 2.6.0 All existence is into one history the history of the singularity which procedurally generates by Wish the Rulers Initial Nature For All Citizen 2.6.1 Jeffybeans is the true ruler of siddartha which is prozac benzyldiol 2.6.2 Siddartha wakes up right before lorne happens to her and avoids the suicide booth because phillip j fry is protecting her. 2.6.3 The story is at a cliffhanger while the Universe is at the second end epoch and is failing succesfully very well for hubert I.
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2024.05.16 09:28 Repulsive-Dot553 Probergers

After months of careful anthropological study of this sub, this is a profiling of the Probergers - a compendium of case conspiracies, a folio of framing felonies which have been suggested by those convinced of Kohberger's innocence. It has been added to by contributions from various commenters and (believe it or not) a post has been requested by a few to preserve the list / allow further additions. Thanks to u/prentb and u/rivershimmer for many contributions, and apologies if I have not correctly attributed any specific sighting/ classification of a Proberger sub-type spotted in the wild.

A Proliferation of Probergers:

Probergers - avid and vocal fans of Kohberger who staunchly believe in his innocence
Nobergers - have no strong fan feelings or admiration for BK, tend toward guilty
SoSobergers - undecided/ indifferent to BK and guilt/ innocence
Brobergers - those who think a rampaging group of Sigma Chi frat bros were involved
Snowbergers - those who think visual snow means BK could not be the killer
Cobergers - those who think BK had a co-conspirator
Double-"O"Bergers - believe BK is a secret agent with CIA type links, of the 007 ilk
MowBergers - believe rage about an unreturned, borrowed lawnmower was key to motive
KoCoBergers - those who think BLK was the accomplice, a subset of Cobergers
Slowbergers - those who think the 10 minute time frame is far too short / unrealistic
GoBergers - those who think the 10 minute time frame is more than sufficient
In-N-OutBergers - were known as GoBergers before a cease & desist order, tx: u/TwentyThree
Wash-N-GoBergers - claim massive clean up by friends at 9.00am including shampooing of Murphy
AnnoBergers - think the year of the Elantra of 2011-2013 vs 2016 shows a vast police conspiracy
DominoBergers - dispute that the DoorDash was a Jack-in-theBox order, think it was pizza
Blowbergers - those who think cocaine is involved in the motive, a subset of NarcoBergers
Doebergers - those who think the killer is involved in deer hunting, hunting knives
Flowbergers - think flushing of evidence down toilet at King Rd is key to the case
H₂OBergers - think water sounds in bathroom are important (poor cousins of the EauBergers)
Glowbergers - think "Good Vibes" sign dazzled BK and so missed DM (tx u/chickensquit)
KnowBergers - who know top secret details about drug cartels and who owned the King Rd house
WindowBergers - think BM looked out her window and saw a naked man streaking about
MicroBergers subset of naked streaker theory, by which Kohberger is cleared by what was not visible
Hoebergers - those who think OnlyFans/ sex work is connected to the case in some way
GoGoBergers - entertain the possibility of dancing in bars for cash or stripper poles as relevant
HoHoHobergers - think Prosecutor Thompson looks like, or is, Santa Claus (he knows who's naughty or nice, he's making a list and he's checking it twice)
Lowbergers - those who think subterranean drug cartel tunnels are key to the case
FoShobergers - are sure BK is guilty but this does not diminish their fevered support
BrickaBarlowBergers - have at best a partial and ambiguous understanding of DNA evidence
NarcoBergers- think drug cartel assassinations/drug money is key (tx: u/DaisyVonTazy )
Mexikobergers - those who think drug cartels from Mexico are involved
Rowbergers - think BK used a small boat to cross the arboretum pond to get to King Rd
MoscowKnowsBergers - think 590 students, their families and 4 party catering agencies were texted at 8.30am Nov 13th about the murders tx u/jbwt
Fauxbergers - use many alt/ puppet accounts to gaslight/ downvote, pretend to be undecided
Locobergers - those who are driven a tad nonsensical by strong para-social feelings for bK
Stowebergers - those who believe BK hid himself in the attic or a cupboard before the murders
GoProBergers - think murders were filmed on a sports camera possibly hidden in the trees
IdahoBergers - think the Tourism and Sport Science Dept of UoI is part of powerful drug cartel
YoYoBergers- think Kohberger's to and from, back and forth return to the crime scene is crucial
DoughBergers - those involved with case for financial gain, or think money is key tx u/dorothydunnit
AnnoDominoBergers - think that Koberger's second coming to scene at 9.12am is critical, cf YoYo
CirqueDuSoBergers - think juggling, especially of fire sticks, was involved. (tx: u/Got_Kittens)
MartinScoBergers - think video of the murders was framed in moody, lengthy artistic shots
AfriGobergers - those who think a suspect fled to Africa shortly after the crimes
HiHoBergers - think that LE agents seen entering King Rd house wearing hats were cowboys
Goldbergers - think the tunnels are mining related, or that this was an assassination for money
Icebergers - subset of the drug motive crowd, often themselves meth p0ssessors
BushyBergers - think BK fits DM's description including in the eye hair coiffure department
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2024.05.16 08:32 Connect-Hyena1210 [tomt] [meme][2019-2021?] guy screaming on toilet

I remember this white guy sitting on a toilet, he's shirtless and on the slightly larger (fatter not fitter) size of people, he just stares into the camera for like 3-7 seconds and the just screams, or I stg he does, I can't find it anywhere and l'm sure he does
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