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UNMARKED SPOILERS BELOW, I will sadly go into spoiler territorry so often the post would look like a bad SCP Foundation article if I tried to black out every single one.
First thing I thought upon finding out about the Wizard Three in Sigil was to notice an opportunitty to include more iconic characters. As we learned more about their role I noticed several complaints about them. Like, "why are we having epic level NPCs relegating the work to mid-level party"? Or "isn't Tasha evil? What is she doing here?" Or "how the hell did Kas fool Tasha, who knows Mordekainen very well?". And so an idea to fix these issues all at once presented itself to me.
In this version of adventure, the PCs are summonned not by Wizard Three, but Wizard Nine. Nine iconic, high-level wizards or other magic users from across D&D worlds or even beyond. They were all summonned to Sigil, to each tap into one of Outer Planes of appriopriate aligment and channel that power into Wish, so the Will of the entire multiverse wishes of Vecna's death. Once it fails, the wizards realize it means one of them must nto be who they claim, possibly an agent of Vecna. So they immediatelly lock themselves in Sanctuary - only PCs can enter and leave because they weren't i nthe room doing the casting of that super Wish. And every time they return with next piece of the Rod, they find Wizards in most disfunctional game of Among Us ever, often probably erupting into violence - this is nine geniuses working AGAINST each other as everyone suspects everyone.
Now, you could keep the original reveal, where Mordekainen is the imposter. If you do, I would advocate against bringing any magic users who know him, like Tasha, Elminster, Storm Silverhand or Dalamar the Dark. If you decide to change the imposter's identity, you can happily bring in some of them, but I would avoid those who know each other (so if you want Elminster, then no Mordekainen or Dalamar).
Evil characters can work with this group because of several reasons, which they should be open about. They may vary from "You think I don't realize Vecna is going to screw ME over alongside everyone else", through "uppity gods need to be put in their place, especially this one" to "I would love what the guy is promising to do to all creation, but I'm not bending my knee to NOBODY!".
Below is a list of proposed characters to use from as many worlds I could think of. I will be comign back to this post to add more names and more worlds with further research, potentially going even beyond strictly D&D settings. You ca drop your own suggestions, I will happily add them to the list with next edit. All requirements are that the character is able to cast 9th level spells, if you have any notes for potential DM willing to use them, please provide them as well.
Eberron - I noticed most of suggestions for Eberron are of evil variety, due to the setting's lack of high-level heroic NPCs (with two exceptions that cannot leave their seats of power), but we'll work with what we have

• Mordain the Fleshweaver is the most popular suggestion, being a rare Chaotic Evil 18th level Wizard in Eberron. An issue is that Mordain is often used, and even recommended by Keith Baker to be used as Eberron's stand-in for Vecna. If you wanna run adventures with Hand or Eye of Vecna in Eberron, they are hand and Eye of Mordain. This may disqualify him, but you could alternatively play into it. Have Mordain rant Vecna is "ripping him off" or call the lich "a pale immitation of true dark sorcery".
• Hektula is Keith Baker's personal choice for a standin for Tasha. She is a pwoerful Rakshasa Archmage, with passion for collecting forbidden tomes of dark magic, serving one of the Overlords and firmly Lawful Evil. I certainly could see some laughs when wizards realize there's an impostor among them and all eyes turn towards Hektula, who goes "Of course, blame the shapeshifter!".
• I have seen floated idea for Sora Kell or her three daughters. The Daughters canonically in 3rd edition had levels 10 or 11 on top of being half-fiend Hags. You could maybe handwave that they get to cast 9th level spells as a coven, Sora Kell is more ambigious, with no statblock and her lore giving vibes of Baba Yaga, fans compare her to Demon Lords in power level. Personally I feel she would stand out too much.

Exandria (Critical Role) - I noticed most Exandria characters don't reach this high level - even Circle of Brass from Calamity were level 15. However, I found two options to provide a bit of fanservice for any critters at your table, both Chaotic Good:

• the Mighty Nein Reunion got us level 20 versions of Caleb Widogast, so he's great excuse for a DM to do their best Liam O'Brian impression of angsty bi diseaster wizard who really wishes he was back with his boyfriend, instead of being trapped here with all those asshole wizards.
• Not a wizard but a Bard, but if you want to bend a defintion a bit, Scanlan Shorthalt could be pulled out from a moment in time before he lost an ability to cast Wish. Considering this happens in final episode of Campaign 1 and their final enemy was Vecna, it would be thematically appriopriate.

Krynn (Dragonlance)

• Raistlin Majere is by FAR msot iconic character of the entire Dragonlance, the go to if you want to include an iconic Dragonlance character. Dragonlance Saga 15 anniversarry lists his aligment as Neutral, while 3rd edition book Legends of the Twins lits him as a Neutral Evil - the latter is after he becomes master of Time and Present and so powerful enough to be included.
• Dalamar the Dark - after Raistlin's demise, Dalamar was touted as new most powerful wizard, he was paired with Mordekainen and Elminster to form original Wizard Three. He is also listed as Neutral Evil, but I would argue he could be Lawful Evil.
• Fistandantilus - the greatest wizard before Raistlin, he is also Neutral Evil, but I woudl argue he's more CHaotic Evil, due to his tendency to backstab other wizards to steal their power. I honestly cannot see this guy working in this adventure, he seems like he would try to bodyjack someone and get 8 Desintegrates to the face.
• Phalin Majere - if you want a good-aligned representative of Krynn, Raistlin's nephew, Phalin is basically a magical prodigy and chosen one and firmly Lawful Good. The issue may be that it may be hard to find a time where he is powerful enough to be here, but before Wizard magic on Krynn went away (because all Gods, including Gods of magic, f*ed off to space and then had the whole planet stolen from under their noses) and he had to reclass to Sorcerer, starting all the way from the bottom.

Magic the Gathering - there are many worlds in this franchise, but they're often very shallow, so I will group this stuff together.

• My first pick would be Liliana Vess, originally from Dominaria, nowadays hanging out on Arcavios, home world of Strixheaven. Strixheaven book lists her as true neutral, and she has a history full of twists and turns where this character development from original evil could be justified. Personality-wise she could be the easiest quick replacement for Tasha, even if you don't feel like putting in the whole group of nine wizards. Also if you have player bringign back a Curricullum of Chaos PC for this game I can only imagine their jaw drop upon seeing "Provesso Vess" among greatest wizards in the Multiverse, snarking at all of them.
• Teferi Akosa, originally from Dominaria, now his homeland of Zalfir became a separate plane. He was always extremely powerful, what if accidentially phasing his whole country out of time and space, he was always heroic and good intended, but often prone of getting unwaranted suspictions from others, which makes him good for this kind of plot.
• From Ravnica we could pull either Jace Beleren or the dragon-mage Niv-Mizzet, during their respective time as the Living Guildpact, representative of all 10 Guilds of Ravnica. In this position their could fit well for neutral-aligned places of aligment chart, Jace leaning towards Neutral Good or Lawful Neutral somewhat more.
• Speaking of Dragons, here is a crazy idea - Nicol Bolas, one of greatest villains in Magic as Chaotic Evil representative. Okay, it may be not a good idea, I cannot imagine a situation where he doesn't try to hijack the plot and take Vecna's place or just kill everyone when the problem of potential traitor arises. Still, the idea of this really evil demigod-drgon being his petty, snarky self towards other iconic characters is kinda funny.
• For a reach more into Magic's past, we have Urza, original protagonist. He would fit well into Lawful Neutral or even Lawful Evil role, considering last time he dedicated himself to stop multiversal-level threat, original Phyrexia, his means quickly "begun resembling Phyrexian ends". This is the guy who honestly tried to outeugenics a wizard nazi "for greater good". Seriously, so much of Magic lore can be summed up with words "Local Man Ruins Everything" and picture of Urza.
• A different type of Magic candidate is Jodah, ultrapowerful Archmage who is not a planeswalker like others, but had often maneuver around them, so he is used to having to outsmart powerful people. He represents all colors of mana so he would fit for any of middle collum positions.
• Jodah old associate, Jaya Ballard, could also work very well, considering she did eventually ecame so powerful some planes confused her with a diety and established religions to her. She strikes me as a Neutral Good candidate.

Mystara - one of my beloved classic worlds, poses an issue because it never conformed to classic 9-types aligment, isntead opting for lawful (defined as "altruistic") and chaotic ("selfish"). A rare exception, 2e book Glantri: Kingdom of Magic, was a big help here.

• Prince Haldemar of Haaken - protagonist of series of short stories "Voyage of Princess Ark". Daring explorer, captain of flying ship Princess Ark, hero of Empire of Alphatia. Champions of Mystara describes him as good and heroic but having "typical Alphatian chaotic thendencies". As such I'd lean towards Chaotic Good or Neutral Good.
• Bargle the Infamous - Chaotic Evil, if D&D ever had something close to the Joker, it was Bargle. Bargle was originally an evil wizard who kills mentolove interest of the player in introductory adventure of Red Box, but this made him enemy #1 of whole generations of players and elevated to first iconic evil wizard. I would be wary of using him, as any D&D veteran or grognard may forget about Vecna in favor of trying to strangle the guy with his bare hands.
• Demetrion Karagentreropolus - most powerful Archmage in Empire of Thyatis (think: fantasy Roman Empire), he is of lawful aligment and described as sometiems working secretly to undermine Emperor's decisions that he finds to be bad for the Empire and its people. As such he could slot as Lawful Good.
• Empress Eriadna the Wise of Alphatia - current Empress of Alphatia, canonically of Neutral aligment, she rules msot powerful empire in the world and probably haven't conquered all of it only because her subjects care more for magical research and getting high. She's 80-years old.
• Prince Zandor - 40-years old son of empress Eriadna, described as "chaos personified", his aligment is "Chaotic (very)". Thanks to Mr. Welch it became popular to play him as wizard version of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. Use him if you want a comic relief.
• Master Terari - former Emperor of Alphatia, he abdicated in favor of Eriadna and disappeared, he now runs magic school in a small kingdom of Karameikos, he is working to ascend to Immortality (basically godhood without calling it so).
• Principalities of Glantri have multiple Princes of various all kinds of aligment. The country got 2e book which gave them classic aligment., I will list them below, but two I would avoid are Eitienne d'Amberville and Jaggar von Drachenfels, since they are actually Immortals (Rad, patron of magic and Diamond,, discount Bahamut, respectively). Immortals officially aren't Gods, but this is often a distinction without difference, so I cannot see them showing up in Sigil without Lady of Pain nuking the whole building.
• Princess Carnelia de Belcadiz y Fedorias (Lawful Neutral, extremely beautiful, known for her horrible temper) and Princess Carlotina Erewan ((LG, basically discount Galadriel) rule two Elven principalities, the latter rules more traditional Elves, the former's subjects are...Spanish Elves. Yes, really. They do not like each other.
• On the evil side we have Prince Morphail Gorevitch-Woszlany (wizard Nosferatu, which is like Vampire with less weaknesses, he's Strahd on steroids), Princess Dolores Hilsbury (actually a Night Dragon, undead dragon-shaped mosnter, in disguise) and Prince Brannart McGregor (lich, he's actually from real-world Scotland, I kid you not). All three are Chaotic Evil and hide their true nature, though considering Morphail looks like he walked out of set of Dracula, they aren't trying very hard.
• Rounding Glantri princes we have Prince Jherek Virayana (Neutral, master of illusions, he deflected to Glantri from their mortal enemies, Ethengar Khanates, so he is used to being under suspiction for treachery) and Prince Harald Haaskinz (LG, he's kinda new guy in the club).

Oearth (Greyhawk)

• I don't want to spend much time on Oerth since I suspect anyone using this will use either Mordekainen and/or Tasha, who are already in the module. But some alternatives could be any of wizards who have spells named after them - Bigby is neutral, Tenser is Lawful Good, Leomund is Lawful Neutral or Lawful Good, Nystrul is Neutral, Rary is Neutral Evil

Toril (Forgotten Realms)

• Alustriel was already included. She and her five sisters (not counting Dove Silverhand, who is a Ranger and a Ghost) all fit similair role as "big good immortal sorcerress". With exception of Alassra Silverhand a.k.a. Simbul the Witch-Queen, who is Chaotic Neutral, they're all Chaotic Good, so I see little point switching Alustriel for another one if you want CG spot to be fit by someone from Toril. I would also be wary of using Storm Silverhand, who, according to Ed Greenwood, helped real Mordekainen recover after his role in Curse of Strahd and has a "friends with benefits" relationship with him.
• Elminster is also Chaotic Good, I don't get why WotC shy away from using him. I get he is controversial, but his exclusion has been kinda awkward here. They really don't think Kas can fool Elminster, but he can fool Tasha? As far as I know only one of them slept with Mordekainen, like come on! Anyway, if you want to use him, Elmisnter is also Chaotic Good, so kinda redundant with other Choosen of Mystra.
• Larloch the Shadow-King or Szass Tam could each work as a powerful lawful evil lich, that allies with the good guys out of spite against interloper god that dared throw their weight around and claim godhood over THEIR world. Larloch in particular is no stranger of going against gods and their servants, who seek to rewrite rules of magic that is basic of his power - just ask Shar and her servants at Shade Enclave.
• While characters from Baldur's Gate 3 end their adventure around 13th level, Book Minsc & Boo's Journal of Villain contains statblocks of multiple characters from previous two games. Edwin Odesserion, infamous Red Wizard of Thay, is among them, powerful enough to fit in the group.

Domains of Dread (Ravenloft) - I put this one last because of unique use we could have out of Domaind of Dread in this campaign. You see, we know that characterstrapped in Demiplane of Dread cannot leave that easily, they need Dark Powers' permission. And Dark Powers are backing up Kas. I have also seen multiple complaints how both main antagonists of this campaign - Vecna nad Kas - are absent from most of it, with many ideas being thrown around about having Kas as an active rival that competes for pieces of the Rod. It occured to me that he may play that role, while we still have an impostor - another character trapped in Demiplane of Dread could be working with Kas and the Dark Powers in exchange for their freedom. This way we could even allow PCs to sherlock holmes who the traitor is between collecting different pieces of the Rod, and still can have Kas show up with hordes of monsters to steal the Rod later. All that matters is they do not impersonate a character of the same aligment. Here are some candidates for this role:

• from Forgotten Realms, we could reach for semi-official suppliment minsc and Boo's Journal of Villainy, written by lead writer of first two Baldur's Gate games. It suggests an alternate fate for main villains of Baldur's Gate II - Jon Irenicus and his sister Bodhi - that places them in Demiplane of Dread, leading their own evil cult working towards their escape. He is neutral evil, she is Chaotic Evil
• From Mystara we have Meredoth, main antagonist of classic Ravenloft module Ship of Horrors, condemned to Demiplane of Dread afre his negligence caused his subjects to die of starvation. TWICE!. He is cursed to be unable to discover new magic on his own and having to steal knowledge, so he would be itching, as a mole, to steal from other eight wizards in the room. He's Chaotic Evil.

That's for now, but rest assured, I shall be returning to this post to update it with more characters, potentially more campaign worlds even. Your suggestions whom to add are always welcome.

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During my ho* phase, I was hooking up with girls I met on dating apps and I had lost the ability to genuinely connect with someone. I was still talking to this girl and we were becoming great friends.
Now almost 14 months ago she started seeing someone seriously and that guy cut her off slowly even though everything was going pretty well for them. During this period I confessed that I was into her and asked her out.
We went on a few dates, but she was moving out of the city for higher studies so we thought we weren’t ready for LDR but even after this we started an FWB sort of thing.
All of this led to an on-and-off situationship till she blocked me for a month because we were getting too close and it wouldn’t have led to anything. She unblocked me and we started chatting normally, but we still had the flirty banter between us, she would give some mixed signals by being horny and weird when she was ovulating(ik sounds weird af)
Now I was completely out of that ho* phase for an entire year, I deleted dating apps, and Instagram and completely focused on my studies. Earlier this year when we were talking I had a feeling that I was falling for her and confessed that I liked her and I wanted to see where it goes, and I was even open to an ldr.
We texted for some time she asked to meet and we bonded well but it was all platonic. When we smoked up at her place things got a bit messy when I straight up brought up the topic while I was high(ik it’s stupid) and she kept on evading it. It got very heated and I left later she told me that she couldn’t do ldr since I was also moving for my master's to a different country.
I was so genuinely into her that I never thought she would reject me, it has completely broken me and I am feeling like my 2022 self with the same panic attacks, anxiety and depression, I just can’t get over her, I have been with decent number of girls but never had this feeling of wanting to be with one only. I still cannot understand why she rejected me, what did I do wrong, I was even ready to commit completely in a relationship, something that I never thought I would be able to during my hoe phase.
Tldr- we had an on and off situationship but when I asked her that I was willing to commit in a long term relationship even if it was an LDR, she rejected me saying she wasn’t very sure of it.

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Casinos de Las Vegas
Les casinos de Las Vegas sont mondialement connus pour leur glamour, leur extravagance et leur atmosphère envoûtante. Située dans le désert du Nevada, la ville de Las Vegas est souvent surnommée "la capitale mondiale du divertissement". Les casinos de Las Vegas offrent une expérience de jeu unique et incomparable, attirant des millions de visiteurs du monde entier chaque année.
Les casinos de Las Vegas sont célèbres pour leurs lumières vives, leurs spectacles grandioses, leurs restaurants de renommée mondiale et bien sûr, leurs tables de jeu sans limite. Les joueurs peuvent profiter d'une grande variété de jeux, des machines à sous classiques aux tables de poker haute limite en passant par la roulette et le blackjack.
Certains des casinos les plus emblématiques de Las Vegas incluent le Bellagio, avec son magnifique spectacle de fontaines, le Caesars Palace, au décor inspiré de la Rome antique, et bien sûr, le Venetian, qui recrée l'atmosphère romantique de Venise avec ses canaux et ses gondoles.
En dehors du jeu, les casinos de Las Vegas offrent également une multitude d'autres activités, comme des spectacles de magie, des concerts de stars mondiales, des spas de luxe et des boutiques de créateurs.
Visiter les casinos de Las Vegas est une expérience inoubliable, où l'on peut se laisser emporter par la magie de la ville qui ne dort jamais. Que l'on soit un joueur chevronné ou simplement à la recherche de divertissement, Las Vegas a quelque chose à offrir à chacun.
Jeux de hasard à Las Vegas
Les jeux de hasard à Las Vegas attirent des millions de visiteurs chaque année, venant du monde entier pour tenter leur chance dans les célèbres casinos de la ville. Las Vegas, surnommée la capitale mondiale du divertissement, est connue pour ses lumières étincelantes, ses hôtels de luxe et bien sûr ses jeux de hasard.
Les casinos de Las Vegas proposent une grande variété de jeux, des machines à sous aux tables de poker en passant par la roulette et le blackjack. Les joueurs peuvent parier de petites sommes d'argent ou tenter le gros lot en misant gros. Certains casinos offrent même des services exclusifs aux gros parieurs, avec des suites luxueuses, des repas gastronomiques et d'autres avantages.
Mais les jeux de hasard ne sont pas seulement une question d'argent à Las Vegas. Beaucoup de gens viennent dans la ville pour l'excitation, l'ambiance festive et l'espoir de décrocher le gros lot. Les casinos organisent régulièrement des spectacles et des événements spéciaux pour divertir les joueurs et créer une atmosphère unique.
Cependant, il est important de se rappeler que les jeux de hasard peuvent devenir addictifs et causer des problèmes financiers. Il est essentiel de jouer de manière responsable et de se fixer des limites pour éviter les conséquences négatives. Malgré tout, Las Vegas reste une destination incontournable pour les amateurs de jeux de hasard, en quête de sensations fortes et de divertissement.
Vie nocturne à Las Vegas
La vie nocturne à Las Vegas est mondialement réputée pour son côté festif et extravagant. Surnommée la "Sin City", Las Vegas attire des millions de visiteurs chaque année en quête de divertissement et de sensations fortes une fois le soleil couché.
Les célèbres casinos illuminent le Strip avec leurs lumières étincelantes et leurs machines à sous qui ne dorment jamais. Les bars et clubs de la ville offrent une expérience de vie nocturne inoubliable, avec des spectacles de renommée mondiale, des DJ internationaux et des cocktails créatifs qui coulent à flots.
Que ce soit pour assister à un spectacle de cirque, danser toute la nuit dans une boîte de nuit branchée ou tenter sa chance au poker dans un casino prestigieux, Las Vegas ne dort jamais et comble toutes les envies des noctambules.
Les fêtards peuvent également explorer les rues animées du centre-ville de Las Vegas, où les fêtes de rue et les événements spéciaux ont lieu régulièrement. Les extravagantes fontaines du Bellagio, les spectacles de lumières du Fremont Street Experience et les bars cachés des hôtels de luxe ne manqueront pas de surprendre et de ravir les visiteurs en quête de sensations fortes.
En résumé, la vie nocturne à Las Vegas est une expérience à part entière, mêlant luxe, excitation et divertissement jusqu'au bout de la nuit. Une escapade dans cette ville mythique promet des souvenirs inoubliables pour tous ceux en quête de folie et de démesure.
Spectacles à Las Vegas
Aucune ville au monde ne peut rivaliser avec Las Vegas lorsqu'il s'agit de spectacles grandioses et spectaculaires. Cette ville animée du Nevada est renommée pour ses productions artistiques et son ambiance électrisante qui attirent des millions de visiteurs chaque année.
Les spectacles de Las Vegas offrent une variété impressionnante d'options, allant des célèbres spectacles de magie et de comédie aux spectacles de danse sensationnels et aux concerts de superstars mondiales. Les casinos et les hôtels emblématiques de la ville abritent certains des spectacles les plus époustouflants au monde, avec des décors somptueux, des costumes extravagants et des performances de classe mondiale.
Parmi les spectacles les plus populaires de Las Vegas, on trouve des productions emblématiques telles que "Le Rêve" au Wynn Las Vegas, "O" du Cirque du Soleil au Bellagio, ou encore le légendaire spectacle de magie de David Copperfield au MGM Grand. Ces spectacles captivants offrent une expérience inoubliable aux spectateurs et les transportent dans un monde de fantaisie et de divertissement.
Que vous soyez amateur de musique, de comédie, de danse ou de magie, Las Vegas a tout ce qu'il faut pour satisfaire vos envies de divertissement. Alors, laissez-vous emporter par la magie de Las Vegas et vivez des moments spectaculaires dont vous vous souviendrez pour toujours.
Hôtels de luxe à Las Vegas
Les hôtels de luxe à Las Vegas offrent une expérience inégalée pour les voyageurs en quête de glamour et d'élégance. Connue comme la capitale mondiale du divertissement, Las Vegas abrite une pléthore d'hôtels cinq étoiles qui séduisent les visiteurs du monde entier.
Parmi les joyaux de l'hôtellerie de luxe à Las Vegas, on retrouve le Wynn Las Vegas, un établissement réputé pour ses suites somptueuses, ses restaurants étoilés et son ambiance sophistiquée. Le Bellagio fait également partie des adresses incontournables, avec son célèbre spectacle de fontaines, ses jardins luxuriants et son casino haut de gamme.
L'ARIA Resort & Casino est un autre établissement de renom, offrant des chambres modernes et élégantes, un spa de classe mondiale et des restaurants primés. Pour ceux en quête d'exclusivité, le Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas propose des suites luxueuses avec vue imprenable sur le Strip et des piscines à débordement à couper le souffle.
Las Vegas regorge d'hôtels de luxe offrant des expériences uniques et mémorables, que ce soit par leur architecture spectaculaire, leurs services haut de gamme ou leur atmosphère envoûtante. Que vous veniez à Las Vegas pour le jeu, la détente ou la fête, les hôtels de luxe de la ville sauront satisfaire les voyageurs les plus exigeants en quête d'élégance et de raffinement.

My lists are always being updated and expanded when new information comes in—what did I miss or am I unaware of (even if the thread predates my membership in Reddit), and what needs correction? Even (especially) if I get a subreddit or date wrong. (Note that, other than the quotation marks, the thread titles are "sic". I only change the quotation marks to match the standard usage (double to single, etc.) when I add my own quotation marks around the threads' titles.)
The lists are in absolute ascending chronological order by the posting date, and if need be the time of the initial post, down to the minute (or second, if required—there are several examples of this). The dates are in DD MMMM YYYY format per personal preference, and times are in US Eastern Time ("ET") since that's how they appear to me, and I'm not going to go to the trouble of converting to another time zone. They are also in twenty-four hour format, as that's what I prefer, and it saves the trouble and confusion of a.m. and p.m. Where the same user posts the same request to different subreddits, I note the user's name in order to indicate that I am aware of the duplication.
Thread lengths: longish (50–99 posts)/long (100–199 posts)/very long (200–299 posts)/extremely long (300–399 posts)/huge (400+ posts) (though not all threads are this strictly classified, especially ones before mid?-2023, though I am updating shorter lists as I repost them); they are in lower case to prevent their confusion with the name "Long" and are the first notation after a thread's information.
See also The List of Lists/The Master List of recommendation lists.

• "Good military sci fi books or series like Starship Troopers or Old Man's War." (scifi; 8 July 2013)—extremely long
• "Space Naval Combat Suggestions?" (printSF; March 2014)
• "Medieval/fantasy war" (booksuggestions; August 2021)
• "Series similar to Jack Campbell's The Lost Fleet or William R. Forschtens Lost Regiment?" (printSF; 1 February 2022)
• "looking for recommendations" (printSF; 7 April 2022)
• "Looking for books about Modern military against magic" (printSF; 13 April 2022)
• "military scifi without the alpha male b.s ?" (printSF; 25 April 2022)—very long
• "Books about training kids for war?" (printSF; 15 May 2022)
• "any good post-apocalyptic military stories?" (printSF; 16 May 2022)—longish
• "Smart military leaders in fiction?" (Fantasy; 8 June 2022)—extremely long
• "Thalassocracy SF?" (printSF; 21 June 2022; i.e. maritime/naval)
• "Looking for military SF that features a siege" (printSF; 22 June 2022)
• "Stories about conflict between Dwarves & Humans?" (Fantasy; 9 July 2022)
• "Military fantasy suggestion rome/dark ages, little to no religion" (Fantasy; 13 July 2022)
• "Any military sci-fi by people who understand the military? Preferable Stand-alone." (printSF; 21:01 ET, 23 July 2022)—longish; standalone works
• "Any good fantasy books about army building or leading an army?" (Fantasy; 16:45 ET, 23 July 2022)
• "Glen Cook Appreciation Club" (Fantasy; 2–3 August 2022; three-post subthread)
• "Military Sci fi but i read most of the well known ones :S" (booksuggestions; 27 July 2022)
• "Read a Man in a Powered Suit Series and Can't Remember the Title or Author." (printSF; 09:34 ET, 4 August 2022)—powered armor
• "Fantasy book with magic and large-scale medieval war in a realistic-ish setting." (OPost archive) (Fantasy; 18:34 ET, 4 August 2022)
• "Books where mc is a new recruit" (Fantasy; 6 August 2022)
• "Space war book with ships based on purpose, not size?" (printSF; 10 August 2022)
• "Military Sci-Fi recommendations?" (scifi; 16 August 2022)—longish
• "Recommendations for Mercs/mechs/power armor" (printSF; 17 August 2022)
• "Series with a human-dwarf war?" (Fantasy; 24 August 2022)
• "What's the best space-ship battle you've ever read?" (printSF; 08:50 ET, 25 August 2022)—very long
• "Unconventional military sci-fi?" (printSF; 10:18 ET, 25 August 2022)—long
• "Any near-future military science fiction that doesn't involve aliens?" (OPost archive) (printSF; 27 August 2022)
• "Anything out there that portrays realistic military life?" (Fantasy; 18:34 ET, 4 September 2022)—long
• "What are the best fictional military units?" (Fantasy; 01:17 ET, 4 September 2022)—huge
• "MilSF for my dad undergoing chemo" (printSF; 20 September 2022)—long
• "Looking for Military Sci-Fi that isn’t totally mindless or really problematic" (printSF; 17 October 2022)—long
• "Sci-Fi/Fantasy War Novels?" (booksuggestions; 17 October 2022)—long
• "Fantasy series with well-written battles and impressive/unexpected tactics and war strategies?" (Fantasy; 30 November 2022)
• "SF story recommendations" (printSF; 06:35 ET, 2 January 2023)—"epic space battles, especially big fleet vs fleet combat"
• "Recommendations for military fantasy" (Fantasy; 12:52 ET, 2 January 2023)—very long
• "ship to ship battles" (printSF; 7 January 2023)—longish
• "Looking for some heroic military scifi" (suggestmeabook; 10 January 2023)
• "Culture or Xeelee with action" (printSF; 11 January 2023)
• "Communist Military Scifi?" (printSF; 13 January 2023)—long
• "Military sci-fi recommendations? (Star Wars, Halo, other alternate sci-fi universes)" (booksuggestions; 19 January 2023)—longish
• "SciFi books like Red Storm Rising and Team Yankee" (printSF; 21 January 2023)
• "Military Sci-Book Recommendedations? (Other than Starship Troopers as I've already read it)" (scifi; 24 January 2023)—huge
• "Military SciFi Books Recommendations" (scifi; 0:18 ET, 6 February 2023)—long
• "Best military and military themed fantasy series written by authors who have actually seen combat?" (Fantasy; 09:53 ET, 6 February 2023)—long
• "Hard SF about the very early days of a space Navy?" (printSF; 28 February 2023)
• "What to read - I'm a bit lost" (printSF; 1 March 2023)
• "Books with good battle scenes?" (suggestmeabook; 1 March 2023)
• "Military SciFi where two human factions fight against each other, but with both factions being relatable to" (suggestmeabook; 06:31 ET, 12 March 2023)
• "Are there any modern WW3 books?" (printSF; 22:27 ET, 12 March 2023)
• "Mil Sci-Fi with common Gigaton weapons" (printSF; 22:27 ET, 12 March 2023)
• "Military SciFi recommendations?" (printSF; 12 April 2023)—long
• "Looking for a Sci-fi fantasy book very similar to the Gears of war series" (booksuggestions; 27 April 2023)
• "Mil Sci fi with horror elements." (printSF; 30 April 2023)—longish
• "Fantasy-Based Military Books?" (suggestmeabook; 6 May 2023)
• "Looking for specific kind of military fantasy" (Fantasy; 11 May 2023)—World War II or similar
• "Searching for an alien invasion book mil sci-fi where the humans are willing to fight dirty." (printSF; 18 May 2023)—longish
• "Interesting(?) space battles" (scifi; 19 May 2023)
• "Looking for military SF, but not..." (printSF; 23 May 2023)—longish
• "Military fantasy recommendations" (Fantasy; 24 May 2023)—longish
• "Best reluctant military leader in fantasy?" (Fantasy; 12:59 ET, 4 June 2023)—very long
• "Space opera and/or military sci-fi that have an emphasis on the emotional impacts of the conflict." (printSF; 16:13 ET, 4 June 2023)
• "Looking for some light military sci-fi or fantasy recs." (printSF; 20 June 2023)—longish
• "Fantasy books with charismastic, genius leaders like Napoleon?" (booksuggestions; 23:35 ET, 20 June 2023)—u\Hiretsuna_Ketsuruki
• "Fantasy books with charismastic, genius leaders like Napoleon?" (suggestmeabook; 23:34 ET, 20 June 2023)—u\Hiretsuna_Ketsuruki
• "[REC] Fantasy books with charismastic, genius leaders like Napoleon?" (Fantasy; 23:38 ET, 20 June 2023)—u\Hiretsuna_Ketsuruki
• "Any good books like the Mass Effect series?" (printSF; 22 June 2023)—long
• "Recent events of the western world notwithstanding, what are some of the best rebellions in fantasy?" (Fantasy; 24 June 2023)
• "Any WW1/WW2 inspired fantasy recommendations?" (Fantasy; 25 June 2023)
• "Books Where Following The Chain of Command Is a Good Thing" (printSF; 8 July 2023)—longish
• "Looking for a Sci-Fi book where Humans are at war with terrifying aliens" (printSF; 11 July 2023)
• "Story about rebellion or overthrowing an empire like Andor?" (Fantasy; 16 July 2023)
• "Hopeless War books?" (printSF; 31 July 2023)
• "Recently blew through the Honor Harrington series and loved it. Looking for similar." (printSF; 1 August 2023)—longish
• "Book Advice: Looking for military sci-fi" (scifi; 1 August 2023)—longish
• "Looking for military SF with marines inspired by Roman legions" (scifi; 1 August 2023)—identification request
• "I've finished Shadow Campaigns, Powdermage + Sequel, Guns of the Dawn, any suggestions for what to read next?" (Fantasy; 8 August 2023)
• "Military Book Recs" (scifi; 9 August 2023)
• "I want to get into reading again! Suggest me some good rebellion stories please!" (suggestmeabook; 27 August 2023)
• "Military/general sci-fi with tragic themes or tones?" (printSF; 29 August 2023)
• "Stories (preferably on KU) where humanity genocides back" (printSF; 10 September 2023)
• "Looking for a book example of realistic space battles" (scifi; 27 October 2023)—extremely long
• "Best Fantasy Series with brilliant strategist/military general MC?" (Fantasy; 6 February 2024)—very long
• "How would you do war against a post scarcity civilization?" (scifi; 25 February 2024)—long
• "Books with a war against extragalactic invaders" (printSF; 20 March 2024)
• "Standalone military sf book" (printSF; 26 March 2024)
• "Books about human rebellion after Earth has been conquered by extra terrestrials?" (printSF; 25 March 2024)—extremely long
• "Need book recommendations" (printSF; 14 Ma7 2024)

Related:

• "Military Scifi fans, what do you want to see more/less of in the genre?" (printSF; 25 February 2024)—longish; discussion
• "What are your favourite battles in Sci-Fi across any media?" (scifi; 04:55 ET, 8 May 2024)—huge; u\UniversalEnergy55; discussion
• "What are your favourite battles in Sci-Fi across any media?" (sciencefiction; 04:57 ET, 8 May 2024)—u\UniversalEnergy55; discussion

I have a thousand thirty stars left over after purchasing the GI ticket and one ultimate vintage pack. I will be able to get another 500 stars as an achievement for friend battles. And I will be getting 135 more daily from play pass+ friend battle + daily achievement over the next four days. I have maxed out archade and am in a shity club. I am wondering If I should save for another Ultimate vintage pack or to spend on the league ball recharges. I am in masters league 2030.

Effect: Inverse the effect of surrounding jokers (immediate left and right)
Below is a list of how this joker would effect other jokers. I have bolded the changes to each effect to make it easier to see what is different.
I have italicized the effects that are only negative effects, I am not sure these effects should be included as a way to make this joker have downsides or not. On one hand its a cool idea because you need to manage the placement of this joker, but on the other hand this may be a very shallow complication to the gameplay of this joker and may not even be worthwhile. I would love to hear your opinions on this.
Also if there are (???) next to the effect I am unsure if this should be the inverted effect or not. The food items in particular I am unsure if they should get better over time instead of getting worse over time (and maybe if they do get better over time they should start as debuffs aka negative modifiers).
I will update this list with your ideas if they seem more cohesive or well thought out.
Also if anyone is interested in helping me turn this into a mod, please reach out. This idea is probably not going to leave my head until it gets implemented in some fashion. I have experience with coding and game development, but have never used love2d or looked into modding balatro)
Compatible Jokers (and new effect):

• All first page jokers would be negative mult or chips
• Half Joker(+20 mult if played hand contains 4+ cards)
• Joker Stencil (x1 mult for each filled Joker slot)
• Ceremonial Dagger (Generates a Joker to the right that costs the current mult to generate)???
• Banner (+30 chips for each discard used)
• Mystic Summit (+15 mult if no discards used)
• Raised Fist (Adds double the rank of the highest ranked card held as mult)???
• Abstract Joker (+3 mult for each empty Joker slot)
• Delayed Gratification ($2 per used discard)
• Pareidolia (No cards are considered face cards)
• Even Steven (Played cards with odd rank give +4 mult when scored)
• Odd Todd (Played cards with even rank give +31 chips)
• Scholar (Played aces give +20 mult and +4 chips when scored)??????????????
• Bussiness Card (Played non-face cards have a 1 in 2 chance to give $2 when scored)
• Ride the Bus (This Joker gains +1 mult per consecutive hand played with a scoring face card)
• Space Joker (1 in 4 chance to downgrade played poker hand)???
• Egg (Loses $3 of sell value at end of round)???
• Burglar (When blind is selected lose 3 hands and gain 3 discards)
• Blackboard (x3 mult if all cards held in hand are Diamonds or Hearts)
• Ice Cream (+100 chips +5 chips for every hand played)????????
• Blue Joker (+2 chips for every card used this round)
• Sixth Sense (If first hand of the round is a single 6, duplicate it and add it to hand)???
• Constellation (This Joker loses x0.1 mult for every time a planet card is used)???
• Hiker (Every played card permanently loses -5 Chips when scored)???
• Faceless Joker (Earn $5 when 3 or more non-face cards are discarded at the same time)
• Green Joker (-1 mult per hand played +1 mult per discard)
• Card Sharp (x3 mult if played poker hand has not already been played this round)
• Red Card (This Joker gains +3 mult when any booster pack is not skipped) [needs better wording]
• Vampire (Adds random enhancement to non-scoring cards in played hand)??????
• Hologram (This Joker gains x0.25 mult every time a playing card is removed from your deck)
• Vagabond (Create a tarot card if hand is played with $5 or more)
• Obelisk (This Joker gains x0.2 mult per consecutive hand played that is your most played hand) [probably too broken]
• Midas Mask (All played non-face cards become Gold cards when scored)
• Photograph (Last played face card gives x2 mult)???????
• Turtle Bean (+5 hand size increase by 1 every round)??????????????
• Erosion (+4 mult for each card above 52 in your full deck)
• Reserved Parking (Each non-face card held in hand has a 1 in 2 chance to give $1)
• Hallucination (1 in 2 chance to create a tarot card when any booster pack is skipped)
• Juggler (-1 hand size)
• Drunkard (-1 discard)
• Lucky Cat (This Joker gains x0.25 mult every time a lucky card is played and not triggered)??????
• Baseball card (Common and Rare Jokers each give x1.5 mult) [broken?]
• Trading Card (If first discard of round has only 1 card duplicate it and add it to hand)???
• Popcorn (+20 mult +4 mult per round played)????????
• Ramen (x2 mult gains x0.01 mult per card discarded)???????????
• Walkie Talkie (each played 10 or 4 gives +4 chips and +10 mult)???
• Castle (This Joker gains +3 chips per played [suit] card, suit changes every round)
• Smiley Face (Played non-face cards give +5 mult when scored)
• Campfire (This Joker gains x0.25 mult for each card bought, resets when Boss Blind is defeated)
• Acrobat (x3 mult on every hand besides the final hand)???
• Sock and Buskin (Retrigger all played non-face cards)
• Troubadour (-2 hand size, +1 hand each round)
• Certificate (When round begins add a random playing card with a random Enhancement to your hand)???
• Smeared Joker (Hearts and Spades count as the same suit. Diamonds and Clubs count as the same suit)???
• Throwback (x0.25 mult for each Blind selected this round)???
• Hanging Chad (Retrigger the Last card used in scoring 2 additional times)
• Glass Joker (This Joker gains x0.75 mult for every Glass Card played and not destroyed, loses x1.5 mult for every glass card destroyed)???
• Flower Pot (x3 mult if poker hand contains no suits) [I'm thinking all stone cards]???????
• Blueprint (Copies ability of Joker to Left) [This would be fun, but honestly confusing]?????
• Wee Joker (This Joker gains +8 Chips when each played 2 is not scored)???
• Merry Andy (-3 discards each round, +1 hand size)
• Oops! All 6s (Halves all listed probabilities (ex: 1 in 3 -> 1 in 6)
• Seeing Double (x2 mult if played hand does not have a scoring club card, but two still has at least two separate suits)??????
• Matador (Earn $8 upon completing boss blind without triggering its effects)???
• Hit the Road (This Joker gains x0.5 mult for every Jack in hand)
• Stuntman (-250 Chips, +2 hand size)???
• Brainstorm (Copies the ability of the Rightmost joker)???
• Shoot the Moon (Each played queen card gives +13 mult) [or maybe discard]???
• Driver's License (x3 mult if you have no enhanced cards in your full deck)
• Cartomancer (Create a tarot card when Blind is skipped)
• Astronomer (All Tarot cards and Arcana Packs in the shop are free)?????
• Burnt Joker (Upgrade the level of the first played poker hand each round) [broken?]??????
• Canio (This Joker gains x1 mult when a face card is added to your deck)???
• Triboulet (Held Kings and Queens each give x2 mult)???
• Yorick (This Joker gains x1 mult every 23 cards played)???
• Perkeo (Destroys 1 random consumable card in your possession at the end of the shop and generates a random planet, tarot, or spectral card)????????????????

Thank you for your time lol

In Euphoria, on top of all the wordplay and venom, he literally lays out his plans for the beef:
— “Have you ever walked enemy down like with a poker face?”
His stoicism, being out of the public eye, no social media gave him the edge psychologically and in terms of cleanliness (dirt not ‘sticking’).
— Obviously the predicting angles and family smear from Mr. Morale stuff from the intro
— “If you takin it there, I’m taking it further (psst) that’s something you don’t wanna do.” And, “they can’t imitate this violence.”
Just huge cojones call-outs that aged well (though both artists would have this sentiment at the outset).
— “Back to back I like that record. Ima get back to that for the record.”
He reused Drake’s strategy v Meek Mill — he followed up a diss track with a club diss track to end everything.
It feels almost like Kendrick was constructing a whole project. Those story-telling skills, forethought, and creativity were on full display both in the tracks themselves and their roll-out (notably that he took copyright claims off the music). I just love that the things I’ve loved about his artistry over the years were precisely the attributes which allotted him a short and decisive victory.

the suicidal
step out
into death
who am i to judge ?
for what eternity holds
no-one knows
the low reading aged
if you write something they can’t understand
then according to them
its your fault
so they reject
this is the path of mediocrity
and cretinism
all religions schism, narratives of homogeneity require force to maintain (which can be extremely brutal historically)
Knock Out Asinine Nits
photos
staring out from a smooth granite block
if not quizzical
then should be
stuck in eternity
like that
somewhere
there must be a couple that mesh
and get along with each other
somewhere
i’m gone
the world rolls on
i disappear
and appear
the pages of a book that flick through
some words rest
and others don’t
skimming stones
eventually
stop
and sink
rhoticity explained to me, i now understand it, but otherwise i wouldn’t have had a clue except for the joking use of irish, scottish, canadian or usa accents
i think the zen term "seamless monument" is a metaphor for reality, you can’t penetrate it, there’s no artefact of manufacture since it has no seam, it can only be traversed, which btw is the basic philosophical problem of existence, there is no "inner" reality that subsumes "the detail of being"
“ I m currently 16 years old and a "child prodigy". I started university at 14. I have thus far only received one grade which was not an A+. It was an A-. I have memorized 100 digits of pi, the periodic table, and most of the Dungeons & Dragons rulebooks. I am learning Latin, Ancient Greek, Biblical Hebrew, Sahidic Coptic, Spanish, and Italian. I just like old languages. I don’t have to study long — I have a nearly photographic memory. When I do study, I just write things out over and over. I am a very visual thinker, so I remember pictures. Ask me anything ! ”
ed. she also has ehlers-danlos syndrome and is ADHD
in my view, the languages are a big mistake, they interfere with each other
“ Why do you think that ? ”
the languages you list are particularly disjunctive its a heavy learning burden with heaps of "opportunity costs" and the skill is becoming increasingly redundant with AI translators
also my experience of polyglots is they get damaged in some way
the brain is not infinitely capable, beware of burning it in waste of time activities, which to be honest a lot of so called education is
dr. alan cole argues that zen masters are in fact "made-over" daoist sages
i would go further and say that the koan system involves the same sort of "puzzling process" as the tao te ching
when you hear this sort of crap from the policy making elites, no wonder china is a problem !
the real impact of the one child policy may be the scarcity of anyone at the higher levels of government or policy being able to think straight
of course, this is to the advantage of the west and is the same problem japan had in WW2, idiots determining their strategic direction
boundaries crossing
abatement of being
from this perspective
everything looks crazy
really ?
do you ever listen to anything outside your own echo chamber ?
sad souls
in the twilight of their lives
mumbling gibberish
the words of others
are not your own
if you actually understood
why wouldn’t you use your own words ?
time separates
that childhood intensity
fades
as the branches grow apart
what was not seen at the time
is now seen
you are not well read and have an "anti-creative" mindset !
i’m getting on in years and just can’t be bothered to deal with your hubris
good-bye
ed. the net is full of these entitled gen Z’ers with a deeply entrenched intellectual inertia created by a malfunctioning education system
valves, muscle, connective tissue, timing
easy to see how it can go wrong as we get older
this dynamic core of existence in the center of our chests where every beat needs to be followed by another
i think religion can be regarded as a hallucination, the hallucination being that a literary work is real, perhaps most easily seen in the beliefs of ancient egypt, what are the pyramids and all those smaller tombs about ?
the reification of stories
these people
who
rather than bringing something to the table
only
take
and
are
impertinent
with
it
the puzzle of the poetry of others
seems to need the conversion
into something
i understand
"the girl on a bulldozer" (2022), a good tightly written kdrama
caodong poetry 23; verses on master fushan’s sixteen themes #4; touzi; translated by suru

1. not falling into life or death

on the day when the golden rooster heralds the coming spring
the jade hare conceives, entering the purple palace
reeds bloom on both shores, shadowing egrets
an old fisherman lifts his oar, dispersing mist, returning home
.
不落死活。 金雞日裏報春時。 玉兔懷胎入紫微。 兩岸蘆華映白鷺。 漁翁舉棹撥煙歸。
.
my reply
one day
the distance travelled
catches up with you
and you have arrived
.
one day
the distance travelled
catches up with you
you
have
arrived
ed. the terms in suru’s translation are very chinese and have a historical perspective, so i have "reworked" it into something modern that people will understand
“ ChatGPT-4 scored higher than 100% of psychologists on a test of social intelligence ”
hilarious
a tui calls
stunning the silence
my day is filled
with melody
ed. the tui is a new zealand native songbird
if you have ever attempted to count the number words in a book or whatever, which i have, count the number in a couple of paragraphs, then multiply by the inverse of whatever proportion of a page it is then multiply by the number of pages and i figure you get within 10% which is close enough
i’ve written millions of words, its like an exclusive club and its interesting to know who else is in it
giacomo casanova’s autobiography
the book comprises 12 volumes and approximately 3,500 pages (1.2 million words) covering casanova’s life from his birth to 1774
i have read most of it, people misunderstand him as a legendary lothario, but he is much more interesting than that