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2024.05.29 03:15 Rare_Professor3381 Finally leaving

I’m finally deleting this game after 4 months, I just can’t anymore and it feels so damn good to leave. This will be a longer text I just need to turn on hater mode and let it all out. First and foremost, fuck you scopely and fuck this game. This game is so goddamn greedy and pathetic. The last straw for me was that I’ve never completed an album, I needed TWO cards left, one of them just being a 4 star. I got a wild card from quick wins, and then I was surely going to get the one from robo partners, because I’ve completed every previous partner event and had already completed 3 robots. Then I ACCIDENTALLY accept an invite of some useless idiot that didn’t contribute at all. I was already planning on deleting the game after completing an album, I didn’t care about the +15k dice from completing it I just wanted to beat the odds and go home. I used x1000 multiplier to get as many points as possible since now I had to solo a robot. I only got to 50k points and wasn’t able to complete it. Not a single large number was giving to me while spinning that wheel. Fuck this game. So now I have just one 4 star card left and missed my only chance at getting it. Then there was sticker boom today and I opened two vaults and did I get the last card I needed? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! Fuck this game! Cash grab is a middle finger to your face. Board rush is genuinely offensive. +30 dice for completing a board after I spent 300+ dice to complete it?? How the fuck is that logical? Landmark rush is equally as degrading. My landmarks are costing 10 BILLION each to complete and they give me 150 fucking dice for completing the board ye. You should be getting 150 dice from completing the board since board #50. Why tf isn’t ranking up in net worth (which literally takes for fucking ever) giving me at LEAST 1000 dice for each rank up. Especially when I’m beyond double digits of net worth? Why are barely any events winnable? Why tf is rent frenzy a thing? Why tf am I getting paired with sweats with 40 thousand points on the leaderboard when I JUST joined in with 200 points? Why tf is the grand reward for the daily leaderboard events 1600 dice when the only way I’ve ever completed them is using 1000 dice on x1000 multiplier SEVERAL times in order to complete it? Why tf do the quick wins take forever to complete (I know it’s because everything is predetermined and fuck you for that too.) Why tf do I need to get 8000 event points for CASH??? Why tf do you think we care about cash??? The ratios for every reward are so incredibly off. I’m not going to miss this game. You guys please tell me if they ever get rid of cash grab and make stickers actually obtainable. Fuck you scopely and fuck this game, I’m finally out.
EDIT: I wrote this a couple days ago just before the treasures event, right after the partner event ended. I didn't give a crap by then as I had already decided to delete the game. For some reason I was trying to post it every day but it was allowing me to, and today was the lucky day. I just HAD TO post it, I had to rant to somebody, anybody who read. I actually haven't deleted it yet either because again, I was committed to posting this first. I will now finally delete it today. And if anybody would graciously give me the "Making History" sticker before I finally delete this god-forsaken game so I can give it the middle finger then I would very greatly appreciate it!
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2024.05.29 03:01 Shitcanlol Based on the candles of today

I can see the half of a bullish W forming and this thing hitting $0.89 again tomorrow. If it bounces off (as it should considering the army that’s been amassed here lol) it’ll take off back to the $1.20 resistance. This is a crucial pivot point. If we are to see this go to the stratosphere, it must break that $1.20 barrier. Not just to $1.22 or $1.25
We need to retest $1.30 and then $1.40 and once again $1.50 These are key points of resistance. Our support is stroooonnnggg but hedge funds have a lot of money. They can’t buy shares if we don’t sell them. I understand being safe and placing stop losses and taking profits. It’s fair and it’s honestly the smartest way to trade stocks. However, if you take profits, why not buy back in when it goes on a discount so the next time it gets to that $1.20 or $1.50 or whatever you sold for profit, you get even more money so you’re not shitting your pants when your initial investment starts dwindling. Play their game and beat them at it with their own money lol that’s what they’re doing in the opposite direction with paper hands people. Remember, you only lose money if you sell. Never EVER risk anything more than you’re willing to lose.
If you’re losing sleep over this shit then you have too much invested and honestly should, for your own mental health, back off a little and take some profits or at least break even when you can and get back in when it’s discounted.
This is entirely my own thoughts not financial advise blah blah blah your money use it when and how you need it. These are just things I’ve learned from investing over the years. It’s not gonna go to fkin 0 overnight unless some catastrophic shit happens and then we’ve probably got other things to worry about than our portfolio. Relaaaxxx and take a breath. Zoom out and look at how far we’ve come so far. I like this stock and the company itself is effectively trying to make the Bentley of EVs and I think it’s sick as hell. I want them to succeed and that’s why I invested more myself. That car has soooooo much potential man. Have a good night and I love you all. Fck the haters, just block people saying negative things honestly.
Think for yourself and enjoy your own life. Don’t argue with people that you can block and never have to worry about for the rest of your life lol alright ima go play some video games. Peace nerds!
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2024.05.29 02:54 EthicsOnReddit Was Imam Ali A.S Short, Fat, and Bald? Why Was His Title Anza Bateen الأنزع البطين Then?! [ANSWERED]


I want to credit these findings to Ayatollah Hosseini Qazvini who is constantly defending Shia Islam against wahabis/salafis. I apologize in advance if there is mistakes in translations.
Many haters of Imam Ali quote a Shia narration in the book Khasal of Sheikh Sadouq, whose authenticity is weak, which states:
عن جعفر بن محمد عليه السلام قال سأل رجل أمير المؤمنين عليه السلام فقال له أسألك عن ثلاث هن فيك أسألك عن قصر خلقك وعن كبر بطنك وعن صلع رأسك فقال أمير المؤمنين عليه السلام إن الله تبارك وتعالى لم يخلقني طويلا ولم يخلقني قصيرا ولكن خلقني معتدلا أضرب القصير فأقده وأضرب الطويل فأقطه وأما كبر بطني فان رسول الله صلى الله عليه وآله علمني بابا من العلم ففتح لي ذلك الباب ألف باب فازدحم العلم في بطني فنفجت عنه عضوي وأما صلع رأسي فمن إدمان لبس البيض ومجالدة الاقران
On the authority of Jaafar bin Muhammad, peace be upon him, he said: A man asked the Commander of the Faithful, peace be upon him, and he said to him: I ask you about three things that are characteristic of you. I ask you about the shortness of your character, the largeness of your stomach, and the baldness of your head. Then the Commander of the Faithful, peace be upon him, said: God, Blessed and Most High, did not create me tall, nor did He create me short, but rather He created me with a moderate temperate nature, so that I can strike short. So I drive it and hit the long one and pick it off. As for my belly getting bigger, the Messenger of God, may God’s prayers and peace be upon him and his family, taught me a door of knowledge, so that door opened a thousand doors for me, so knowledge crowded into my stomach and I expelled it from my organs. As for the baldness of my head, it is from an addiction to wearing white and wrestling with peers.
It may be understood from this narration that Amir al-Mu'minin was a person who had a big belly and also had no hair on his head. But other hadiths clarify the meaning of this hadith.
Now we will look at the meaning of Anza
In the dictionary, it is stated in the article:
و النزع انحسار مقدم شعر الرأس عن جانبي الجبهة... وفي صفة علي رضي الله عنه البطين الأنزع والعرب تحب النزع وتتيمن بالأنزع وتذم الغمم وتتشاءم بالأغم وتزعم أن الأغم القفا والجبين لا يکون إلا لئيما...
لسان العرب ـ محمد بن مکرم بن منظور الأفريقي المصري ،‌ متوفي 711 ، ج 8 ، ص 352 ، ماده :‌ نزع ، چاپ اول ، ناشر :‌ دار الصادر ـ‌ بيروت ـ چاپ 15 جلدي .
تاج العروس من جواهر القاموس ـ محمد مرتضي الحسيني الزبيدي ،‌ متوفي 1205 ، ج22 ، ص 245 ، ماده نزع ، چاپ 40 جلدي ،‌ ناشر :‌ دار الهداية .
Naza' means that the two sides of the forehead are empty of hair... One of the characteristics of Ali, peace be upon him, is Ba'tin al-Anza, and Arabs like the absence of hair on both sides of the forehead, and they consider such a person to be a good omen, and Ghamm means someone who has a forehead and If the back of his neck is full of hair more than usual, they condemn it and find it unpleasant and they believe that a person who is like this is a lowly person...
The Language of the Arabs - Muhammad bin Makram bin Manzoor al-Afriqi al-Masri, died in 711, vol. 8, p. 352, material: Naza', first edition, publisher: Dar Al-Esq - Beirut - edition 15 leather.
Taj al-Arus Man Jawahar al-Qamoos - Mohammad Mortaza al-Husseini al-Zubaidi, died in 1205, vol. 22, p. 245, Madh Naza', edition of 40 leathers, publisher: Dar Al-Hadaiya
They have stated in the article:
وفي حديث ابن عباس ما رأيت أحسن من شرصة علي هي بفتح الراء الجلحة وهي انحسار الشعر عن جانبي مقدم الرأس
لسان العرب ج7 ، ص 46
النهاية‌ في غريب الحديث و الأثر ـ‌ ابن أثير ـ ج2 ، ص459
In a hadith, Ibn Abbas says: The two sides of Ali's forehead, which was free of hair, looked very beautiful, and I have never seen anyone's forehead as beautiful as this
Lisan al-Arab, vol. 7, p. 46
Al-Nihayah fi Gharib al-Hadith wal-Athar - Ibn Atheer - vol. 2, p. 459
Sharsa means a scar, and a scar means that both sides of the forehead are empty of hair
After the word 'anza', it does not mean a person without hair..
The image of Amir al-Mu'minin, peace be upon him, among Sunnis:
In the books of Ahl al-Sunnah regarding the icon of Amir al-Mu'minin, peace be upon him, it is stated as follows:
كان علي ضخم البطن ضخم مشاشة المنكب ضخم عضلة الذراع دقيق مستدقها ضخم عضلة الساق دقيق مستدقها
الطبقات الكبرى ـ محمد بن سعد بن منيع أبو عبدالله البصري الزهري ـ ج 3 ، ص 26 ، باب : ذكر صفة علي بن أبي طالب عليه السلام ، الوفاة: 230 ، ناشر: دار صادر – بيروت
أنساب الأشراف ـ أحمد بن يحيى بن جابر البلاذري ، المتوفى : 279هـ ـ ج1، ص 283 و 284
Ali had a very good, complete abdomen and chest, his forearm was muscular and was thin in the joints, and his leg was muscular and thin in the joints.
Tabaqat al-Kubara -Muhammad bin Saad bin Mani’ Abu Abdullah Al-Basri Al-Zuhri - vol. 3, p. 26, chapter: Mentioning the description of Ali bin Abi Talib, peace be upon him, death: 230, publisher: Dar Sader - Beirut
Ansab al-Ashraf -Ahmed bin Yahya bin Jaber Al-Baladhuri, deceased: 279 AH - Part 1, pp. 283 and 284
Muhammad bin Youssef Al-Salhi Al-Shami mentioned:
وكان ضخم البطن شاسع المنكب ضخم الذراعين مستدقهما ضخم عضد الساق فوق الربعة ضخم المنكبين طويل اللحية عظيمها
سبل الهدى والرشاد في سيرة خير العباد ج11، ص287 ـ محمد بن يوسف الصالحي الشامي ، الوفاة: 942هـ ـ ، ناشر : دار الكتب العلمية - بيروت - 1414هـ ، چاپ اول ، تحقيق : عادل أحمد عبد الموجود وعلي محمد معوض
Ali had a good and full stomach and a very broad chest, his forearms were muscular and thin and shapely at the joints, and his legs were muscular, and his blessed height was a bit taller than a person of medium height, and he had strong and muscular shoulders and a thick back. And long beard.
Sabl al-Huda and al-Rashad in the biography of Khair al-Abad, vol. 11, p. 287 - Muhammad bin Youssef al-Salehi al-Shami, death: 942 AH -, publisher: Dar al-Kutub al-Elamiya - Beirut - 1414 AH, first edition, research: Adel Ahmed Abd Al-Mawat and Ali Muhammad Mauwad
The word "dakhm albatn (big belly)" means that their belly is not thin and it is not attached to the back bones; Rather, it is balanced, beautiful, good and perfect.
Mr. Al-Asbahani says about the word "dakhm albatn (big belly)":
وقوله ضخم البطن أي لم يكن بطنه لاصقا بظهره بل كان تاما حسنا
دلائل النبوة ـ إسماعيل بن محمد بن الفضل التيمي الأصبهاني، متوفي**: 535** ـ ج 1 ص 95 ( از مصادر اهل سنت ) ، ناشر : دار طيبة - الرياض - 1409 ، چاپ اول ، تحقيق : محمد محمد الحداد
He said he had a large belly, meaning his abdomen was not attached to his back, but rather it was complete and beautiful
Dalai al-Nabawa - Ismail bin Muhammad bin Al-Fadl Al-Taymi Al-Asbahani, died: 535 - vol. 1, p. 95 (from the sources of Ahl Sunnah), publisher: Dar Taiba - Riyadh - 1409, first chapter, edited by: Muhammad Muhammad Al-Haddad
Ibn Athir writes:
عن مدرك أبو الحجاج قال رأيت علياً يخطب وكان من أحسن الناس وجهاً
أسد الغابة ابن الأثير: ج 4، ص 39 و مجلة تراثنا مؤسسة آل البيت: ج12، ص 79 نقلاً عن مقتل أمير المؤمنين عليه السلام لابن أبي الدنيا 208 - 281 هـ للسيد عبد العزيز الطباطبائي
On the authority of Mudrik Abu Al-Hajjaj, he said: I saw Ali giving a sermon, and he was one of the most beautiful people
Asad al-Ghaba Ibn al-Athir: Vol. 4, p. 39 and Al-Bayt Institute's Heritage Journal: Vol. 12, p. 79 quoting the death of Amir al-Mu'minin, peace be upon him, by Ibn Abi Al-Dunya 208-281 AH by Syed Abdul Aziz al-Tabataba'i
Imam Ali A.S Similar Appearance to Prophets:
In some narrations, it is stated that Amir al-Mu'minin, peace be upon him, resembled the prophets in terms of symbols and appearance, which we refer to some of them:
Similarity to Hazrat Idris Ali peace be upon him and his family:
It is stated in the books of Sunnis:
قال وهب بن منبه‌ إن إدريس‌النبی‌عليه السلام‌کان... ضخم البطن عريض‌الصدر. . .
المعارف ج۱، ص۲۰ ، باب : شرح حال إدریس صلى الله علیه وسلم ـ ابن قتیبة أبو محمد عبد الله بن مسلم ـ (متوفی ۲۷۶هـ)ناشر: دار المعارف ـ القاهرة ـ ، تحقیق : دکتور ثروت عکاشة
المستدرک على الصحیحین ج۲ ، ص ۵۹۸ ، ح ۴۰۱۵ ـ محمد بن عبدالله أبو عبدالله الحاکم النیسابوری (متوفی ۴۰۵ هـ) ، ناشر : دار الکتب العلمیة ـ بیروت ـ سال چاپ : ۱۴۱۱هـ ـ ۱۹۹۰م ، چاپ : اول ، تحقیق : مصطفى عبد القادر عطا
Wahhab bin Manbeh says: Prophet Idris, peace be upon him, had a good, full and perfect stomach (dakhm albatn) and had broad shoulders.
Al-Maarif Vol. 1 , p. 20, Chapter: Biography of Idris, may God bless him and grant him peace, Ibn Qutaiba, Abu Muhammad Abdullah bin Muslim (died 276 AH), Publisher :Dar Al-Maarif**,** Cairo, Research:Dr. Tharwat Akasha
Al-Mustadrak Ali Al-Sahiheen Vol . 2, p. 598, AH 4015- Muhammad bin Abdullah Abu Abdullah Al-Hakam Al-Nisaburi (died 405AH ), Publisher: Dar Al-Kitab Al-Alamiya - Beirut - Year of publication: 1411 AH - 1990 AD, Edition: 1st, Research:Mustafa Abd Al-Qadir Atta
Similarity to Hazrat Dawud Ali peace be upon him and his family:
ثم فتح باباً آخر فاستخرج حريرة بيضاء فيها صورة رجل... ضخم البطن ربعة... فقال هل تعرفون هذا قلنا لا قال هذا داود عليه السلام
تفسیر القرآن العظیم ج۲ ، ص۲۵۴ ـ إسماعیل بن عمر بن کثیر الدمشقی أبو الفداء ( ابن کثیر) ـ ، الوفاة**:** ۷۷۴ ، ناشر : دار الفکر ـ بیروت – ۱۴۰۱
الخصائص الکبرى ج۲ ، ص۱۳ ـ أبو الفضل جلال الدین عبد الرحمن أبی بکر السیوطی الوفاة: ۹۱۱هـ ، ناشر : دار الکتب العلمیة - بیروت - ۱۴۰۵هـ - ۱۹۸۵م
دلائل النبوة ج۱، ص ۳۸۹ ـ بیهقی ـ (متوفی۴۵۸)
دلائل النبوة ج۱،‌ ص۹۴ ، ـ إسماعیل بن محمد بن الفضل التیمی الأصبهانی ، متوفی۵۳۵ ، ناشر : دار طیبة - الریاض - ۱۴۰۹ ، چاپ اول ، تحقیق : محمد محمد الحداد
Then he opened another door and took out a white silk garment containing the image of a man with a perfect and full stomach (dakhm albatn)... He said, “Do you know this?” We said, “No.” He said, “This is David, peace be upon him.”
Tafsir al-Qur'an al-Azeem, vol. 2, p. 254- Ismail bin Umar bin Kathir al-Damashqi Abu al-Fada (Ibn Kathir) - died :774, publisher: Dar al-Fikr - Beirut - 1401
Al-Khozad al-Kabri vol . 2, p. 13- Abu al-Fazl Jalal al-Din Abd al-Rahman Abi Bakr al-Suyuti, death: 911 AH, publisher: Dar al-Katb al-Alamiya - Beirut - 1405 AH - 1985 AD
The Evidences of Prophethood, Vol. 1 , p. 389- Bayhaqi - (died 458)
Dalai al-Nabwa Vol . 1 , p. 94, - Ismail bin Muhammad bin Al-Fazl al-Timi al-Asbahani, deceased in 535, publisher: Dar Tayiba - Riyadh-1409, first edition, research: Muhammad Muhammad al-Hadad
The meaning of anza al batin in hadiths:
In the hadiths of the Ahl al-Bayt, peace be upon them, as well as the hadiths of the Sunnis, it has been stated about the title of Anza al Bateen:
Ibn Juzi says:
ويسمى علي عليه السلام البطين لأنه كان بطينا من العلم وكان يقول عليه السلام لو ثنيت لي الوسادة لذكرت في تفسير بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم حمل بعير ويسمى الأنزع لأنه كان أنزع من الشرك
تذكرة الخواص ـ سبط ابن الجوزي ـ ص 16 ، چاپ مؤسسة اهل البيت عليهم السلام ـ بيروت ، لبنان ـ ، سال چاپ : 1401 ه .ق ،‌ 1981 م
For this reason, Imam Ali (peace be upon him) was called Bateen because his belly was full of knowledge. Therefore, he used to say that if I had the opportunity, I could write an explanation and commentary on Bismillah Rahman Al Rahim as much as a camel's load, and for this reason, he was called Anza because he was free from polytheism.
Al-Khawas map - Ibn al-Jawzi's tribe - page 16, printed by Ahl al-Bayt Foundation - Beirut, Lebanon -, year of publication: 1401 AH, 1981 AD
It is said in a narration from the Prophet:
قال رسول الله صلي الله عليه و آله و سلم يا علي أن الله تعالى قد غفر لك ولأهلك ولشيعتك ومحبي شيعتك ومحبي محبي شيعتك فأبشر فإنك الأنزع البطين منزوع من الشرك بطين من العلم
عيون أخبارالرضا ج1 ،‌ ص 52 ، ح 182 ،‌ باب في مناقب علي عليه السلام
الأمالي ـ شيخ طوسي ـ‌ ص 293 ،‌ ح570**/ 17** ، باب غفر الله لشيعة علي عليه السلام
مناقب ـ‌ ابن المغازلي ـ ص 401
The Messenger of God, may God bless him and grant him peace, said: O Ali, God has forgiven you and your family, your Shiites, your Shiite friends, and the lover of your Shiite friends, so give good tidings to you, that you are Anza al Batin, you are free from polytheism, and you are full of knowledge. .
Eyes of Akhbar al-Reza, Vol. 1, p. 52, H. 182, chapter in Manaqib of Ali, peace be upon him
Al-Amali - Sheikh Tusi - p. 293, 17/570 H ,chapter of God's forgiveness for Shia Ali, peace be upon him
Manaqib - Ibn al-Maghzali - p. 401
During the courtship of Amir al-Mu'minin, peace be upon him, when the Quraish women spoke ill of Hazrat Ali in front of Hazrat Zahra, peace be upon her, the Holy Prophet, peace and blessings of God be upon him, said to Hazrat Zahra, peace be upon her:
يا فاطمة... فأما ما قلت إنه بطين فإنه مملوء من علم خصه الله به وأكرمه من بين أمتي
بحار ج43 ، ص 100 و 101 ، ح 11 ، باب فيما قاله رسو الله صلي الله عليه و آله و سلم في فضائل علي عليه السلام لفاطمه عليها السلام
O Fatima... As for what you said was a belly (Batin), it is full of knowledge that God has bestowed upon him and honored him from among my nation.
Bihar Vol. 43, pp. 100 and 101, h 11, Chapter Fima Qala of the Messenger of God, may God bless him and grant him peace, in the virtues of Ali, peace be upon him, for Fatimah, peace be upon her.
In another narration it is stated:
عن عباية بن ربعي قال جاء رجل إلى ابن عباس فقال له أخبرني عن الأنزع البطين علي بن أبي طالب فقد اختلف الناس فيه فقال له ابن عباس أيها الرجل والله لقد سألت عن رجل ما وطئ الحصى بعد رسول الله صلى الله عليه وآله أفضل منه وانه لأخو رسول الله وابن عمه ووصيه وخليفته على أمته وانه الأنزع من الشرك بطين من العلم ولقد سمعت رسول الله صلى الله عليه وآله يقول من أراد النجاة غدا فليأخذ بحجزة هذا الأنزع يعني عليا عليه السلام
علل الشرائع ـ شيخ صدوق ـ‌ ج1 ، 159 ، ح3 ،‌ باب 128 - علة الصلع في رأس أمير المؤمنين عليه السلام ، والعلة التي من أجلها سمى الأنزع البطين
معاني الأخبار ـ شيخ صدوق ـ‌ ص 63 ، ح 11 ، باب معاني أسماء محمد وعلى وفاطمة والحسن والحسين والأئمة عليهم السلام
Abaya bin Raba'i says: A person came to Ibn Abbas and said: Tell me about Anza' al-Batin Ali bin Abi Talib, because people disagree about his character. Ibn Abbas said: O man, you asked about a person who, I swear to God, after The Messenger of God, no one walked on earth with more virtue than him. Indeed, Ali is the brother, cousin, guardian, successor and caliph of the Messenger of God, may God bless him and his family, and he is free from polytheism and full of knowledge. I heard the Messenger of God, peace and blessings of God be upon him, who said: Whoever wants to be saved on the Day of Resurrection must hold on to the lap of Ali, peace be upon him.
The Causes of the Laws - Sheikh Sadouq - Vol. 1, 159, H3, Chapter 128 - The cause of baldness in the head of Amir al-Mu'minin, peace be upon him, and the cause of why he was called al Anza al Batin
The meanings of the news - Sheikh Sadouq - p. 63, h 11, chapter on the meanings of the names of Muhammad and Fatimah and Hassan and Hussein and the Imams, peace be upon them
According to all the evidence, it is clear that the false understanding that was given in the question of the title of Anza Al Batin was wrong and Anza al Bateen has a deep meaning that was expressed in all these historic and traditional sources.
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2024.05.29 01:06 NaturalLaw369 Kayla sharing some of her life story!

Kruger Kayla

· Don’t give up usually the miracle happensAfter things get so tough that we think but then remember why we started I didn’t come this far to go this far I didn’t survive , child sexual abuse, human trafficking, herion , fetynal, meth , pills addiction, car crashes / high speed chases, 3 overdoses,in and outta jail 4 years total , being beat up head shaved , ex’s who beat and used and abused me to benefit only them ,trama , tried to kill me, hospitals, mental institutions ,Melosing my son at 23 and him 3 then to lose his father whom died over drug overdose and who I dated for8 years ) loosing my grandma who raised me to grade 9 ,( only mother figure I ever known) foster cares from grade 9-12 , shelters for abused women and kids for years in and out, rehabs x5, abandonment issues fromNot growing up without BOTH parents, being bullied my whole life And bashed all over google .. having my whole addiction posted and mocked ALL over the BC news and o ratio news sites and websites and then bashed all over Facebook , dirty etc.. also I’m now raising a child who when I found out I was pregnant was in Toronto being trafficked and beat, guns held to my head on the daily , shot up right drugs in my sleep. When I found out I was pregnant was on 55 mls methadone and I went to Toronto hospital and stayed 3 weeks of hell , feeling like I was gonna die from withdrawal so she wouldn’t be born addicted cuz that’s the kinda women iam. Nurse says in 30 year career she’s never seen someone follow through but I did … I’m without a license or any help fromAnyone really !!! these past 3 and some years all while slowly weening of methadone down half my dose im one yearAnd it’s not easy also keeping up with all these different socialMedia accounts, and doing cannabis influencing etc cannabis cures saving me while I get off this crap seriously way better than any pill or drug Paired with healthy food and exercise all while trying to make content and share my life and be realAnd to be honest and it’s Lonley ASF but I’m learning so much about myself , when you get clean, it’s not easy or everyone would do it learning to live again and find the things I like.. but most my attention,money, energy is spent on my kid.. but I’d DO anything to get us in a better position in life ..I wasted10 years that just flew by on dating loserMenAnd doing so much drugs and booze .. these past 3+ years I swear, I been made as an easy target , because I’m so new In sobriety and don’t drive or have much right now cuz I can’t work like I’m used too and many have been so rude and toookadvantage talked a lot of and hate when they see me yell out windows calling me names despite never actually meeting me .. but I won’t give them the satisfaction hell no … I’m out here and I’m a warrior built like they don’t makeMany of.. loyal to those who are to me .. show love to allWho have never judged or gave upAnd either motivated me or helped me with their words heck even my haters y’all help me so much thank you for making me famous in lindsay lol but ya girl had a taste nowShe want it ALLAnd by any meansI fit necessarily I will get to the top and as long as I have my kids and I stay clean and sober she good choices imma be Good … ASF duhhh obviously feeling super blessed super greatful and humble and I pray for those who wish me harmAnd whom are talkin my name and because y’all got issues too that’s why you so quick to point the finger at my flaws … well girl for once in my life I’m legit. Sober and clean I have everything I need technically that I can handle right now but this mama is on fire and there’s not a damn thing y’all can do bout it imma keep winning Kruger Kayla
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2024.05.28 23:05 Otherwise-joshin Why this update?

Ok so I’ve read all the posts and comments about this update and I think some of y’all have hit the nail on the head about what is “good” and “bad”. I won’t go into my thoughts because many posts say the same thing, but my question is why? Why was this update needed? Now, I was never the biggest CV hater before. Of course I hated when they sat in the back of the map and made the match last 5 minutes longer than it should have but whatever. In my opinion, carriers previously fit perfectly in a support role. Sure, they could do some damage but their biggest asset was spotting for the team and trying to put BBs in crossfires/show broadsides. But now, carriers have been ripped from the support role and thrust straight into the high dpm machine role we’re seeing. Was this their intention? To completely reverse the role of CVs?
P.S.- I know none of us really know what WG intends, I just want to see what you guys think.
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2024.05.28 23:04 driveme2firenze That Solshine Everything Must Go (plus some band notes)

That Solshine Everything Must Go (plus some band notes)
Man oh man. First time hearing this song and it hit me hard.
Sparing you all the details, this year has been the culmination of a pretty rough decade-long life journey for me, so I came into the weekend already bursting at the seems with (mostly positive) emotion. My buddy and I were initially a bit skeptical of the new festival layout, but it ended up being perfect (although I do hope they bring back either the Sunshine stage or the Starshine stage back next year). The sets Thursday through Saturday were so good, I would've been content if it ended there. While it felt a little weird enjoying ourselves so much knowing what moe. is going through, it really felt like everyone stepped up their game to show their love and support for them. The Rebubula was so fucking cathartic (Scamp wouldn't feel right without a Rebubula), and Rick and Pete absolutely SLAYED that A Go Go with Umph. I also don't think Seger himself could have put on a performance of Hollywood Nights that good.
So Sunday felt like a bonus day. The forecast of rain all day instead turned into rain in the morning and sun all afternoon. The day sets were awesome (particularly Doom Flamingo and lespecial) and it seemed like a prime time for Goose to pop off. And boy they did not disappoint.
I've been sleepy on Goose a bit over the past couple years. After my initial excitement from catching a bunch of shows in 2021/2022, I felt like the growth of their sound was kind of stalling out (regardless of them throwing down hard at Scamp last year). The two sets from Sunday reinvigorated my excitement for them; these guys are getting better and better. For me, there are three big indicators for this:
  1. Obviously, Cotter has changed the sound. I specifically haven't listened to anything with him cause I knew I'd seem him here and wanted to test drive him live first. While I do miss Ben's power and drive (I do think Arcadia suffers a bit without him), Cotter has a groove and feel that really opens up the rest of the band. Plus I think he meshes with Jeff better. I'm sold.
  2. Trevor has stepped up his game hard. He's throwing in a lot more of the deep, rumbly stuff (what I like to call his "earthquake tone". Gonna start calling the real rumbly moments Trevor Quakes as a parallel to Gordo Bombs). His melodic runs are also really starting to send the jams up.
  3. The biggest growth in the sound for me is Peter. It seems like his confidence and comfort on stage has skyrocketed and his playing has really matured. His harmonic work on the keys is more subtle and full, and that Tumble really showed he's been practicing his guitar. My eyes will be fixed on stage right for a while.
I was already on Cloud 9 by the end of the second set. That Prince cover melted my Minnesota soul, and all the jams were awesome. But then Everything Must Go started and I couldn't hold it in any longer. When Rick sang "This is love" my tear ducts activated and when he hit "Warms my brain, now I'll never be alone" there was no stopping the flood of tears that came out until the jam started. I haven't cried like that at a show since Phish at Hershey 2021. It felt like they took the pain, joy, sadness, excitement, fear, love, all the emotions I've felt over the past ten years and molded them into a full life affirming moment for me. This is where I belong, and there is so much joy and love yet to come. Then the jam started...
(Times correlate to the tracks on nugs)
8:01-8:33 - Great example of all three points of growth I mentioned earlier. Cotter and Jeff interplay so well here, giving a full rich sound while also leaving a lot of space for everyone else. Trevor and Rick just trading nasty licks, and Peter weaving a rich, subtle blanket underneath all of it (I absolutely LOVE what he's doing this entire section [from about here until 11:52].
9:14 - Rick starts to expand over the magic Peter is making, and at about 9:48 Cotter and Jeff really start sending it up.
12:13 - Trevor starts laying down some lines that I'm immediately let me know they are gonna start soaring on this. Evolves in to some true bliss hose shit reminiscent of some of Mike Gordon's best.
15:43 - While they've been building this peak for a while now, here is where Trevor really sends them flying for me.
16:44 - The tears come back out again. Trevor's lines, Rick going off, Peter's piano, and the flying freight train that is Cotter and Jeff are all too much for my body to handle. True beauty right here.
Apologies for such a long post, but I had such a wonderful weekend and I really needed to share this. Now its time to get ready for Phish at Alpine and Mondegreen. See you fuckers in Minneapolis in the fall (if not sooner). Also, as a die-hard Phish fan, fuck the haters, these guys are the real deal. Also also, send some love to the moe. family. That band has already been through so much, and my heart is heavy for them.
TLDR: Solshine was a blast, Goose is getting better, and that Everything Must Go from Sunday made me cry like a baby.
Oh, and here's a bonus Peter soaking in the STS9 late night Red Barn set (sorry for bugging you after the set man, but that A Go Go was just too good for me not to say anything):
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2024.05.28 22:30 Quirky-blurky I've been voted off the island 🤣

So after being harassed non stop, called names, such as sped (special ed), obnoxious, stupid, fake, trustafarian (which now I know is a thing) and having most if not all of my posts flagged for one thing or another, finally I've been hit with a Reddit warning 😱. What ever am I going to do.
I've been told my posts are too long, too short, unrelated, spam, ect. I've blocked 100+ fake accounts, and that I was quote "taking over" vagabond trying to make it my own personal sub (I've had one of those for a long time). All of this in the last few weeks. I've appealed the warning of course, and I'm curious to see what will happen. Wether I get banned or if the admins made a mistake. Either way I'm voluntarily moving my stuff to my sub Vagrantmangoes and IG where I've received nothing but love (mostly from real vagabonds 🤔 go figure).
99% (and I'm not exaggerating) of the haters profiles are non vagabonds who post their lawns, cars, and household toys they just bought. On my sub and IG I'm in control so any of you fidget spinners come there trying to cause problems I'll end that right quick. Y'all are too fuckin depressed and depressing to get my wit and quirky nature. I thank vagabond and it's mod/s for my Reddit name because without vagabond I wouldn't have used Reddit to begin with.
We're coming into a new age of human darkness, not the first time, not the last. The supreme court is about to make being (and eventually helping) homeless illegal because they know how housies feel about us (It's a new genocide). AI is turning the internet into a battleground of fake Vs real. Cameras and microphones record everyone's actions at least 90% of the time and it's closer to 99% of time spent in public. Taxes and inflation are turning 1st and 3rd world countries into 2nd world ones. Curable diseases are having their cures suppressed (congress just had a speech about that) ect, ect.
What I'm trying to say is the line is being drawn. I have the ability to not be homeless due to my intelligence and silver tongue, I choose to be a vagabond for a reason, a spiritual one. After all is said and done y'all can keep your wealth and shove it down our throats, burn it, toss it into a lake of fire. I'll be okay until I die and will have been treated well by the generous that are left.
It's all about perspective this life, so I'm gonna sit under my mango tree and there ain't no one gonna stop me 🤣....... Mango out....dun dun dun....... For now.
For those that don't like my signature here's 7 of em, enjoy. 😇
Sincerely Quirky Blurky 🥭 Sincerely Quirky Blurky 🥭 Sincerely Quirky Blurky 🥭 Sincerely Quirky Blurky 🥭 Sincerely Quirky Blurky 🥭 Sincerely Quirky Blurky 🥭 Sincerely Quirky Blurky 🥭
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2024.05.28 22:18 Ok-Day3329 Can people accept the fact that Theories are Theories

I love a good theory, i enjoy when people in the fandom put in the work to make good theories that are plausible but at the end of the day they need to accept that its just a theory..
It has become common in the fandom that when a theory gets popular enough it gets treated like canon even when its not, like the tanizaki siblings theory which got really popular (but is incorrect because they never pretended to be siblings in the book) and people started treating like canon, or the whole chuuya is not human thing from back when 15 was first released that still hasn't cleared up or the Whole mori lying about his ability theory that while plausible is not canon confirmed and is just a theory.
And i know mori is a controversial topic in this fandom but most of the things i see from both his fans/defenders and his hater are not canon they are either headcanons or theories but both sides insist is canon or will be canon. But at the end of the day are just theories and you can't tell someone that they are wrong based on a personal theory
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2024.05.28 22:08 Grouchy-Health5108 5,099

I love that our page has grown so much. Drop a comment on why you first started looking at the page, what made you follow, etc. We wanna hear from all of you guys. 😘 Personally, I didn’t even know what Reddit was until she made comments about “the haters on here”. I came out of curiosity as one of her followers ( way long ago). My final straw was her telling people she was black like Rashida Jones, lots of other racist comments, Kobe IN a bar for a girls trip, and of course the bullying Koyde. I post because she continues to get away with being a shitty mom and horrible person with zero consequences. I want to see her get the mental health help that she desperately needs! For companies to be working with a women that has a DUI and assaulting a police officer charges… it’s outrageous.
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2024.05.28 21:25 AlfrescoDog Meet the Leading AI Supplier for the 🇺🇸 U.S. Government

Meet the Leading AI Supplier for the 🇺🇸 U.S. Government
My deep dive on Booz Allen Hamilton’s AI dominance and what it means for traders
I'm sharing my research so YOU can make a better decision. I know many members prefer to be told what to buy, but this is an essay, not a BanBet. My current BanBet record is 31-20, which is so-so. But honestly, you should still learn how to trade, not how to shadow.
So why should you read this? That's something you have to decide. Read the title. Only you can decide whether it makes sense to find out more about this company, or not.
This is the only image I can post here. 🙁
❗️ TL;DR: Look here, this essay’s got more words than a politician’s promise, and it doesn't even spoon-feeds you a play. Preposterous! If you’re itching to block me, here’s your guide. Now, if the sheer volume of words is giving you the vapors, I don’t blame you. Just look at this behemoth of text. By golly!
Let’s face it: you don’t really want to be here, and you’re likely not my audience (folks who actually enjoy reading and/or appreciate knowledge). So, I’d just as soon see you off. Sure, you could go outside and indulge in memes, but I wager you’ve got a primal need to scroll down and leave a gripe about how absurd it is to expect anyone to wade through this verbosity. Well, go ahead. Vent away.
Hello. Welcome.
You should already know that in today's financial markets, artificial intelligence (AI) has emerged as the golden prodigy, with investors flocking like bees to honey, eagerly snapping up stocks from those trailblazing companies leading the AI revolution.
Amidst this fervor, one company stands as the top purveyor of AI services to the U.S. government. Yet, it remains unknown to the general populace.
This essay delves into why Booz Allen Hamilton has earned this position, the significant impact of its AI initiatives, and what this means for traders keen to ride the AI boom.
Interested? Keep reading, then.
⚠️ WARNING: I originally wrote this research before Booz Allen Hamilton’s fourth quarter and full-year fiscal 2024 results. Fiscal year, not a calendar year. And I did share my findings with other traders on time. If you are reading this now, that event is already in the past. However, the research is still valid, so I’m posting it here.
⚠️ DISCLAIMER: In their diaphanous wisdom, Reddit/Mods have decreed that posts be limited to a single attachment, which I’ve already used. This essay is adorned with several images to enhance its appeal and, more crucially, includes numerous charts, which I am regrettably unable to include here. If you wish to peruse the full essay with all its illustrative charts, here’s the link. You can continue reading it here on WSB, but be forewarned—you’ll miss out on the visual aids that bring the data to life. The choice, dear reader, is yours.
Well now, picture this: The clock has just struck midnight, and today — Friday, May 24, 2024 — has only begun to stretch its legs. I literally just mentioned that I originally wrote this research before Booz Allen Hamilton’s fourth quarter and full-year fiscal 2024 results. Just a few hours ago, I went and bought myself a trunk full of Booz Allen Hamilton shares. And wouldn’t you know it, in just a handful of hours, that very company is set to unveil their earnings report, promising a significant move in the stock, one way or another. Again, I wrote this last week before the earnings.
I leaped into this play guided by my trader’s intuition. Now, as I burn the midnight oil, I’m digging into the logic and facts behind that decision. I figured, heck, why not pen an essay about the things I uncover along the way?
the number one provider of artificial intelligence (AI) services to the U.S. government.
A bit of history
Booz Allen Hamilton is no hip upstart. Nope. This institution was founded way back in 1914 by one Edwin G. Booz in the bustling city of Chicago, offering management consulting services before it was even fashionable.
During the 1940s, it played a pivotal role in World War II, aiding the U.S. military in improving efficiency and logistics. A decade later, the firm found a niche working with U.S. defense contracts, cementing its reputation as a trusted advisor to Uncle Sam.
So why focus on a company named like a law firm?
Well, according to GovWin from Deltek — a leading market intelligence organization — Booz Allen is the number one provider of artificial intelligence (AI) services to the U.S. government.
And unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’d know that the market currently embraces anything related to artificial intelligence with open arms and a hearty cheer. AI is the belle of the ball.
🖼️ I'm not allowed to add an image here. If you want to see the essay without this limitation, here's the link.
For perspective, exactly one year ago (May 24, 2023), NVIDIA had a market capitalization of $760.2 billion. Today, she’s valued at $2.55 trillion. Why? It’s largely due to the insatiably high demand for its AI chips, which are essential for powering advanced AI applications.
A reliable uptrend
Booz Allen Hamilton boasts a legacy spanning over a century — they consider it 110 years young — but it wasn’t until 2010 that it opened its doors to public investors, trading on the New York Stock Exchange under the ticker symbol BAH.
And if we take a gander at the company’s story as told by its yearly chart, from a humble low of $11.85 in 2012, Booz Allen has steadily climbed the ladder of success, closing today — or yesterday — at $156.83.
📈 I'm not allowed to add a chart (Historical yearly performance of Booz Allen Hamilton (BAH) stock) here. If you want to see the essay without this limitation, here's the link.
That’s a 1,224% ascent, with only a single slightly red year in between, marring the record in 2021. That’s quite the tale of endurance and growth, wouldn’t you say?
Aren’t we late to the party, though?
Well, Booz Allen Hamilton’s current market capitalization stands at a tidy $20 billion. It’s nothing to scoff at, mind you, but to put things in perspective, this ranks Booz Allen as the 955th most valuable company. There’s still plenty of rungs left to climb on the ladder and ample room for growth down the road.
A significant catalyst
I’m sharing a monthly chart. Generally speaking, BAH was meandering sideways for nearly three years. That is, until a year ago, on May 26, 2023, to be precise.
📈 I'm not allowed to add a chart (Monthly performance of Booz Allen Hamilton (BAH) stock. The price level illustrates a resistance/support level between August 2020 and May 2023.) here. If you want to see the essay without this limitation, here's the link.
Following that earnings report, the stock kicked up her heels and went on a 38% run over the next two months.
Also, aside from better-than-expected earnings, Booz Allen Hamilton was awarded a $919 million Engineering, Development, Integration, and Technology-based Solutions (EDITS) contract.
The contract supports the “Soldier as a System” concept, enhancing warfighter capabilities across multiple Department of Defense (DoD) agencies. The EDITS program promotes collaboration across service boundaries and aims to modernize and equip military tactical units, improving lethality, survivability, and situational awareness.
Look at the competition
Hold your horses. It’s not just one contract or one project propelling Booz Allen Hamilton skyward. The tide of AI is lifting all boats, so it’s not just one company sailing full steam ahead.
Granted, Booz Allen offers a smorgasbord of services, thus facing several competitors in various fields. However, if we narrow our focus to the AI sector, some of the most direct competitors are:
Leidos Holdings, Inc. (NYSE: LDOS)
Leidos provides AI and machine learning solutions to various U.S. government agencies, including the Department of Defense (DoD). Their AI capabilities are integrated into solutions for cybersecurity, data analysis, and operational efficiency in defense and intelligence operations.
📈 I'm not allowed to add a chart (Daily performance of Leidos Holdings (LDOS) stock. It showcases a bullish catalyst after the most recent earnings.) here. If you want to see the essay without this limitation, here's the link.
CACI International Inc (NYSE: CACI)
CACI offers AI-driven solutions to enhance national security, defense, and intelligence operations. Their AI products include advanced analytics, machine learning models, and AI applications that support mission-critical tasks for the U.S. government.
📈 I'm not allowed to add a chart (Daily performance of CACI International (CACI) stock. It showcases a bullish catalyst after the most recent earnings.) here. If you want to see the essay without this limitation, here's the link.
As you can see, when earnings roll around, these companies tend to pop and set off on a run northward, much like a hound hot on the trail. Each earnings report can become a potential catalyst, sparking a surge in investor enthusiasm and sending stock prices climbing. That’s what I’m playing. What I played.
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Other high-profile projects
Booz Allen Hamilton is involved in several high-profile projects that leverage AI. Some notable projects include:
Combined Joint All-Domain Command and Control (CJADC2)
Booz Allen supports the U.S. Department of Defense’s CJADC2 initiative alongside L3Harris Technologies (NYSE: LHX), which aims to integrate sensors, data, and weapon systems across all military domains — land, sea, air, space, and cyberspace — using AI and machine learning to enhance situational awareness and decision-making capabilities.
Project Maven
Booz Allen has been a key contractor in Project Maven, an AI program initiated by the Department of Defense, which among other things, aims to analyze video footage from drones using machine learning algorithms to identify objects and patterns, significantly improving intelligence and surveillance operations.
Project Linchpin
It is the U.S. Army’s first program of record providing an artificial intelligence operations pipeline. It is currently just a $2 million contract to support research and development, but it is anticipated to be followed by subsequent juicier contracts.
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Satellites
Booz Allen also made a strategic investment in Albedo, the first company to operate satellites in very low Earth orbit (VLEO), which enables them to offer ultra-high resolution commercial imagery from space.
Let’s take a moment to chill because it’s not all black ops and military projects.
U.S. Department of Energy
On March 12, 2024, Booz Allen Hamilton announced it was awarded a ten-year $550 million contract from the U.S. Department of Energy’s Advanced Research Projects Agency-Energy (ARPA-E) to support the advancement of high-potential, high-impact, early-stage technologies that generate, store, and use energy in entirely new ways to reduce U.S. emissions, improve energy efficiency, and increase the resiliency and reliability of the U.S. power grid.
To give you an idea, ARPA-E is tasked with identifying, shepherding, and accelerating “…the stuff that sounds crazy until it changes the world.”
U.S. Environmental Protection Agency
On May 8, 2024, the company announced it was awarded a Blanket Purchase Agreement (BPA) by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Office of Research and Development (ORD) to support the agency’s modernization efforts and its mission to protect human health and the environment. Booz Allen won one of four positions on the seven-year Scientific Modeling, Application, Visualization, Computational Science, Software, and Statistical Support (SMAVCS4) BPA, which has a ceiling of $431 million.
And many more
Booz Allen has nearly 200 active AI projects across defense, national security, and civil missions — including three of the largest AI contracts within the Department of Defense.
Understandably, many of them are top secret. 🤐 Late last year, an analyst noted that 2,200 BAH employees are considered ‘AI staff,’ with a staggering 80% holding government security clearances. The company’s AI capabilities are not just extensive but also deeply integrated into sensitive areas of national security.
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For those curious souls wanting to delve deeper, check out Booz Allen Hamilton’s Leading AI for the Federal Government portal.
If your stars align, you might even consider applying for a job since they’re growing and looking to fill a multitude of positions.
What analysts are saying
In a February research report, William Blair analyst Louie DiPalma mentioned that the outbreak of multiple wars and the artificial intelligence boom “have led to an inflection in government tech hiring and bookings that we feel has some serious legs.”
And also, that Booz Allen “remains the government’s go-to source to modernize the military and prepare for conflicts.” In fact, the company “has more backlog than it can handle as government spending has surged on Pacific tensions and AI prototyping.”
Finally, this week (May 21, 2024), Stifel raised its price target for BAH to $170 from $155 (from the chart above that you can't see, BAH was $156.83), keeping a buy rating since “AI, cyber and IT modernization remain in focus for the government.” Besides, there have been recently approved federal budget and supplemental spending packages.
According to data from William Blair, the analyst sentiment towards Booz Allen Hamilton (BAH) is overwhelmingly positive. Not a single soul is suggesting to sell, which paints a promising picture for our tale.
🖼️ I'm not allowed to add an image with the current rating distribution. If you want to see the essay without this limitation, here's the link. This table could be important to see.
Their aiSSEMBLE solution
Just recently — on April 30, 2024 — Booz Allen Hamilton announced the launch of aiSSEMBLE Baseline, a first-of-its-kind, open-source solution built to simplify the engineering and deployment of AI systems.
Booz Allen Hamilton boasts that aiSSEMBLE is the core tool cementing its status as the leading AI provider to the U.S. federal government. If that’s the case, it suggests that this new foundational code, complete with open-source documentation and free for use by government, academic, nonprofit, and commercial entities, could further extend Booz Allen’s lead.
It can also help them with talent acquisition. By opening the doors to aiSSEMBLE, Booz Allen is inviting a wave of innovation from all corners — government agencies, universities, nonprofits, and private firms — because some bright sparks out there will undoubtedly create remarkable innovations using aiSSEMBLE, catching Booz Allen’s eye in the process.
There’s one kink, though…
Booz Allen Hamilton’s own top brass sold shares on May 21, 2024. Those actions were filed with the SEC a day before BHA was scheduled to report earnings. There are eight Form-4s. For those not in the know, a Form-4 is a statement of changes in beneficial ownership of securities by company insiders.
But wait a second. Let’s dig deeper.
All the Form-4s state they first acquired shares through the vesting of performance-based restricted stock units (RSUs). These RSUs are a form of compensation granted to employees, becoming vested and thereby exercisable or transferable based on achieving specific performance criteria over a set period. In other words, they hit a target — they accomplish a goal — and they’re rewarded with stock.
The shares they sold are just a part of the shares acquired. For instance, the CEO — Horacio Rozanski — received 71,575 shares, and he decided to sell 34,571. The EVP & Chief Operating Officer Kristine Anderson acquired 7,544 shares and sold 3,644.
Not a single one of them decided to sell the farm and run away.
Therefore, they might have sold a portion to cover taxes or diversify their portfolios. This is a common practice and doesn’t necessarily reflect a lack of confidence in the company’s future.
Besides, the number of shares sold is minimal compared to the total number they still hold. I told you the CEO sold 34,571 shares, but he is still holding 579,025 more. Kristine sold 3,644, but she still has 72,761.
In the end, it is not a red flag. But it was a kink I didn’t appreciate, considering they still decided to sell before earnings. Then again, it’s quite plausible that Booz Allen Hamilton’s top brass might be governed by internal clauses dictating when they can sell their vested shares. After all, many companies have strict trading windows and blackout periods to prevent any appearance of insider trading or conflict of interest.
Nonetheless, this was one of the two reasons why I only bought a trunk instead of backing up a Freightliner to load up with shares.
How my gambit played out
Honestly, there's no point in narrating the play on Reddit since I can't add the entry, premarket charts, profit, or any attachments. So... if you care about how I played this, the link is here.
One more insight I learned
Booz Allen Hamilton and its helmsman, Horacio Rozanski, aren’t clamoring atop the AI hype train, hollering for investors to crown them the new AI darling everyone should own.
Make no mistake, they’re an AI powerhouse. It’s just that they’re not focused on selling the sizzle.
In the current world, where companies blare out press releases at the faintest whiff of anything AI-related to entice investors, Booz Allen Hamilton — armed with bona fide credentials — opts to toil diligently away from the limelight.
Perhaps it’s by design, though. Considering this is a company that lists its fiscal 2024 revenue with most projects cloaked in secrecy.
🖼️ I'm not allowed to add an image here with all their classified contracts. If you want to see the essay without this limitation, here's the link.
So what happens now?
I’ve already tipped my hand and no longer hold any BAH shares. My play has come and gone.
Considering today's pullback, I bought a small number of September and December calls.
Now, after reading this essay, could someone consider investing in Booz Allen Hamilton? Maybe. AI is set to grow, the U.S. government is bound to expand its AI use, and this company is already well-positioned to secure more projects.
So, why am I not invested in BAH? Because I’m neither an investor nor a position trader. I’m a short-term swing trader. I played this earnings catalyst, made some profit, and then walked away.
Granted, after this deep dive, I’ll keep an eye on BAH and might tag along if she sets up for a northward run. But I know my timeframe. I know my trading style and my limitations.
Likewise, it’s up to you to know your trading style and decide what to do with this information.
Keep in mind, BAH experienced some volatility selling, and the implied volatility dipped post-earnings and guidance. Probably because some who positioned ahead of earnings were expecting a bigger leap. It’s logical to assume some will take their profits (as we saw today), so don't jump blindly.
On the flip side, these earnings mostly flew under the radar. Booz Allen Hamilton remains an AI colossus that most retail traders haven’t even heard of. Besides, do you know how many will actually read this and understand the information?
At any rate, now you know what I know.
Have a great day.
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2024.05.28 19:41 Breadfruit_Street Disney Vault : Mortimer's Suicide (suicidemouse.avi rewritten)

Disney Vault : Mortimer's Suicide (suicidemouse.avi rewritten)
This is the finalized version of my suicidemouse.avi rewrite, while I have not written anything in a while I still feel like this is better than what I wrote before with what I have learned, feedback is greatly appreciated so I can continue to improve and make myself the best I can be.
original suicidemouse by : Jojacob666
Exposition
You remember watching those old Disney cartoons late into the night when you can’t sleep, like Steamboat willie, Plane crazy, Karnival kid and so many of those others that just fill you with a strange sense of nostalgia you can’t describe. Well there is one so many have claimed to see but nobody truly knows about, until now. I have found the real suicide mouse, and I’m going to shed some light onto it.
Continuing on before I get stuck on nostalgia stuff, the film according to the rumors is Mickey mouse walking past six buildings in a three to four minute loop, and while that is partially true, there are a few key things that need to be addressed before getting into the film itself. For one it was on an old school film reel like anything else from that time, not a vhs, and not ever put onto any other digital device, or at least till I found it, it was a clusterfuck because I have never done something like that before. But by the grace of God, or whatever deity of your choice may be watching over us I didn’t break the damn thing. And to clear up another thing this was a test reel of Mickey Mouse's original incarnation, Mortimer Mouse. A total of three other test films were made during this period but this is the only one I could recover. The test film was shown to a single test audience unlike the others which were shown to multiple audiences for a higher rate of potential feedback, the result of this film being shown to that test audience was paranoia, severe discomfort and there was one poor guy had a heart attack and had to be hauled away to a hospital, he made it out without further complications fortunately. Everyone in the test audience who watched the film have several years worth of records in therapy for depressive episodes and suicidal thoughts, hence the name of the film in todays urban legend format.
Following this incident and all the rumors that spread of the film being cursed shortly thereafter, Walt Disney took the drastic call to completely scrap Mortimer Mouse and replace him with Mickey mouse, because the reputation Mortimer had earned from the Mortimer’s Suicide preview was according to Walt himself “Completley shattered, nobody could look at him the same again, and I don’t want that for the leading mascot of my company. So I decided to take what remained and breathe new life into him with our current day Mickey Mouse.
The Film
Mortimer’s suicide starts with Mortimer Mouse happily walking down the street of a small town with a gravel road and small buildings with a bakery or candy store every now and then most notably, he whistles a tune we can’t hear the music notes swinging and dancing as if they had a life of their own, his arms swinging back and forth in a prideful stride for about a minute before he pauses, standing there with a growing look of uncertainty before he puts his hands in his pockets, he looks behind him, then ahead of him and then begins to walk again slowly as the sunny town seems to dim around him as if day is rapidly fading, he looks down at his feet as the look of uncertainty begins to turn to a sad expression like he’s about to burst out wailing. But he doesn't, he just keeps walking and walking for about 3 minutes before the film cuts to a blurry corrupted mess, footage unrecoverable. My guess is it happened when I was trying to get it onto a digital format. It continued like this for nearly 40 seconds before I could properly make out the images again.
At this point it is approaching the 5th minute, Mortimer is now wearing a strange smile. It looks kind of like the smile you would have when you do something embarrassing or feel anxious but don’t want to show it. His eyes seem wild and shaky. After 20 seconds of this his smile widens into a cheesy grin, his teeth look similar to the teeth he shows in Plane crazy, so that is to say mildly discomforting but not necessarily disturbing. His pupils began to change again rapidly dilating, the veins in his eyes bulging and pressing against his eyes, it looked like his eyes were about to burst, like an overfilled water balloon threatening to blow up in your face.
The film reached the 6th minute mark. He began to walk faster and faster but not quite running, the town began to collapse behind him slowly being consumed in flames, Mortimer at this point lunges into a full on sprint as if running for his dear life as the shadows grew around him nearly swallowing him in darkness, the hungry maws of the shadows wanting to clench around mortimer and consume any hope he may have had, but unable to for some reason. His eyes then shake in his head for a bit before morphing and popping out of his skull bouncing like balls behind him for a short period before falling behind him.
The street began shifting and twisting unnaturally, Mortimer defying physics as we understand them running up steep, cliff like parts of the street into the heavens above and down similar steep slopes into the depths of hell in the twisted world he walked on walls and on the clouds as the street continued to break into mind shattering shapes and patterns, and as the fire grew, I could have sworn I was looking into the depths of hell. Mortimer stopped looking down at the sidewalk where an old revolver lay on the ground, his twisted grin turning to a frown as he collapsed onto his knees. Mortimer proceeds to grab the gun and cries to himself before slowly pulling the trigger and closing his eyelids hiding the dark pits where his eyes used to be., the film then ends with a shot of Mortimer's almost headless body on the ground, still twitching as if he was alive, smiling at the viewer with the small chunk of his lower head he has left with the quote below him in hastily scribbled text, it reads "hells gates beckon the foolish" I have not checked the last 10 seconds but from what my best friend William told me, it was just a the end screen with Mortimer's corpse waving at the viewer so that freaked me out when i checked for myself.
Sorry if I didn’t describe the film or its backstory very well, i'm writing this in a rush as I have to drive to work soon if I don’t want to be late. I really hope you don’t have to see this film and experience what me and that text audience back in late ‘28 did. Best wishes - Nathan H.
Conclusion
This film is definitely not cursed or anything of the sorts. But it remains one of the most interesting and debated pieces of Disney lost media I have seen and makes me wonder if maybe there is some truth to other legends and stories told about Disney. Whether or not you believe this story or even care to read it, I felt like I had to tell it for the sake of the preservation of history. Thank you for your time, and I’ll see what else I can find.
Image of the film after digitalizing it - Nathan H.
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2024.05.28 18:49 Klumber Season report

What a fucking ride! One of the best seasons by the Pacers in my living memory, and that is further than I like to admit. So I thought we should all contribute to a 'season report'. I'll go in depth here, but feel free to nitpick and argue and make counterpoints where appropriate.
Season overall 9/10 Would only have been better if there had been no Haliburton injury at a pretty crucial time and of course if we had won the whole damn thing! But for a realist perspective: This is a team that is on the up and a lot of the key-pieces are set, nobody thought we'd do this well (although a few of you did!) and I am incredibly proud to be a Pacers fan.
Front Office 8/10 Getting Siakam was both brave and smart. Signing Brown on the contract we did so we had a good trade chip was brilliant and drafting Ben Sheppard has proven to be a huge hit. Walker is yet to prove himself but I remain fairly hopeful he will develop in the coming years. Only thing I'm slightly annoyed about, even if I did advocate FOR this move, was trading Hield. Yes, we should have traded him, but no, not for what became a second round pick and Dougie McD. Sometimes you need to let past idols be and I think having Buddy as an option on the bench in this play-off run would have been far more beneficial. So what if he didn't want to re-sign.
Coaching staff 8,5/10 Rick dropped the ball a couple of times against the Celtics and various other times this season. Agreed, now show me a single coach that never makes mistakes. They all do except for, maybe, Spoelstra. I can't think of a realistic option to replace Rick. His leadership is beyond reproach and the players fight for each other and for him. Jenny Boucek, Mike Weinar and (interestingly) Jim Boylen have been a really solid coaching team. Lloyd Pierce is near enough ready to lead a team himself, he's been well spoken and the players clearly respect him.
Starters
Tyrese Haliburton 7/10 "What? Why so low, you hater!" May I remind you that Haliburton is the leader of this team and can I point out he doesn't defend well enough without being torched for it? Because that is the simple truth. I won't say he has been 'found out' or 'he's just another Trae Young!' (Trae's going to make people swallow that statement by the way). Tyrese brings positivity and allows us to play the way we do and it is a whirlwind of joy and excitement. The reason he loses points? He is still found out WAY too often on defense. I'm not talking about him being targeted, I'm talking about him showing smart help defense one play and completely being zonked out the next. But the main reason? He can be so much better. I fully expect him to take another big step up next season now that he has this play-off run under his belt.
Pascal Siakam 8/10 In the farming business people talk about 'known quantities' for fields that produce year after year. Pascal is a known quantity. Steady as Edinburgh Castle and reliable when called upon. He's not the top tier defender we might have wanted, but he contributes effectively.
Myles Turner 7.5/10 This is such a tricky player to grade. I've gone higher than I intended to because I am really impressed with how Turner has managed to change his game from being a defensive (but limited) anchor, to a combo player who can bring the heat offensively at the expense of some defensive inefficiency. It is impressive because he's exactly what we need at the five for our dervish system to work. I just wish he became more consistent when under the spotlight. I nearly graded him 6,5 but that would purely have been on the basis of this Celtics series and that would ignore a lot of the good work he has done. I just want him to become our defensive leader again.
Aaron Nesmith 6/10 Oh man, I love Aaron. I love his tenacity, his fire, his defensive prowess. He is legit one of the best defenders at his position in the league and that is exactly what we need him to be. BUT. I can't look past his shooting slump. I don't know what changed, but since the All-star game his 3p% has steadily slid down and it was well below average in the play-offs. Yes, part of that is because he spends so much energy on defense and he gets a huge pass for that. But this off season, please get to converting those wide open threes again, or your place as a starter will be at risk...
Andrew Nembhard 8/10 Booyah! He's arrived! The League all of a sudden realised this kid isn't some flash in the pan. His play-off performances have been stellar. Nobody can reasonably expect this level of performance from any second year player on the biggest stage. Efficient, defended some really difficuly match-ups and crowned it by, arguably, outplaying Tyrese when his number was called in game 3/4. BUT, he's had weaker periods this season and that is to be expected, especially considering his lingering injury.
Bench players 9/10.
Quickfire: TJ McConnell is now legit our sixth man of the year. What a fucking legend. Obi has had a season I didn't expect, he needs to improve his handle (A LOT) and can do with becoming more consistent defensively, but he's been great overall. Mathurin, such a shame he got injured. He clearly had some second season syndrome, but I can't wait to see him fully healthy. Sheppard... How did we pick another Nembhard? Just how? Incredible season for the rook. Speaking of rooks: Walker, have patience young padawan. Your time will come. Big shoutout to Jalen Smith for the start of the season and Jackson for the play-offs, what a luxury to have two great back-up fives.
Have a fucking awesome summer, knowing we'll be back even stronger next season. I'll be cheering on the Mavs (not a diss on the Celtics, just that I'm a big Doncic fan) in the Finals and then... time for the Tour de France. Bonne Nuite mes Amis!
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2024.05.28 18:46 proyabi999 I don't really care about FnF anymore. They can charge $100 a month for all I care.

Myron can say you weren't going to pay anyway, but in fact, I would pay $5 a month, with $2.50 going towards Pug Face's Lambo, but there's no way I am paying $17.5 a month for him to pay off his Lambo. Myron said it's all about loyalty, but where is the loyalty on Frog Face's end when you got barred from entering the club on the day of the event? Myron came on stream telling us not to go, saying "Fuck the club and fuck the dude that didn't let him in." He was literally screaming, and at the end of the rant, Pug Face said, "I'm still going, nigga." Yet, Myron would still die on a hill for that loser.
And Myron really has the audacity to tell some of the day-one supporters, who have been donating and sending superchats since the start of the pod, that if you don't join CC, you're not a real supporter but a hater. He expects us to pay for something that has no real value to us, and we are still getting a mediocre product. Look at the last pod those bitches were beyond mid, and Pug Face is still going to stutter his way through the show. If CC had real value, there would be no need to cut out a portion of the after hours.
RIP FnF. Still not watching Whatever pod Brian is the same as Pug Face.
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2024.05.28 18:27 AutoModerator A Look Back on PAGTATAG! Era Dissecting GENTO!

Released on May 13, 2023 via Sony Music Philippines. The song was written by Pablo and produced by him, his brother Joshua Daniel Nase, and Filipino-Canadian music producer Simon Servida. It uses gold mining as a metaphor for achieving success, alluding to the band's career.
The song entered two of Billboard's record charts: World Digital Song Sales—a first among Filipino groups—and the Philippines Songs charts, peaking at numbers eight and eleven, respectively. A dance challenge set to the song became a trend on TikTok. The accompanying music video, directed by Kerbs Balagtas, depicted the band members mining for gold. The group promoted the song with live performances and included it on the set list of their Pagtatag! World Tour (2023–2024). The song has received multiple accolades, including the Wishclusive Pop Performance of the Year award at the Wish 107.5 Music Awards 2024.
Read more: Gento (song))
“GENTO” places SB19's bold talent and confidence into the spotlight, highlighting their strength and versatility as a group. The song offers a catchy word play, effortlessly weaving ganito (like this), ginto (gold), and gento, the Caviteño word for ganito. It delivers a powerful message of their growth as a group, after years of refinement--just like gold.
- SB19 drops new single 'GENTO', GMA News
Pablo talks about what 'Gento' means during SB19's appearance on AOS.
Pablo, Joshua, and Simon collaborated on the song remotely. From the outset, Pablo already has a clear vision of how the song would sound. He sent Simon a demo of the song along with some notes. Simon then integrated Pablo's notes into the production, making additional contributions to achieve Pablo's vision.
Pablo guided Simon by providing notes on what to change or add, using timestamps as references. To facilitate this process, Pablo sent Simon the demo version of the song featuring his vocals.
Servida Music YT
Simon noted that one element that particularly resonated with him was the song's association with gold or money. Inspired by this, he conceived the idea of creating a vocal sample, which became the main melody of the song.
Servida Music YT
Watch: I Produced A Song With 50 Million Streams! (Gento Breakdown) Simon Servida
[Verse 1: Pablo, Josh]
I want some I get some no later I woke up and baked that potato Got carbed to shape me for major But I stay me not mediocre Look at me tell me what you see all gucci but the real question is who's really me A movie's definitely not my reality 'cause you see marumi marumi marumi eww Marumi = Filthy Kadiri Disgusting
[Pre-Chorus: Stell]
Yeah I'm gonna see you later (later) Pagkatapos kong mag-shower (shower) After I take a shower Medyo ramdam ko na'ng power (power) 'Cause I'm starting to feel the power Kulang pa sa sour mga hater kaya But the sour is not enough for them haters that's why
Culture note: Power is slang for smelling bad due to bad hygiene. Sour is slang for 'looking dirty'
[Pre-Chorus: Justin]
Alamin ang mga bagay-bagay I will learn as much as I could 'Di pwedeng anay sa'king bahay Won't allow pests inside my home Tahimik lang daw ang matibay They say the strong ones are just silent Pero 'pag tinopak talagang mag-iingay (gento) But when frenzied surely will make noise
[Chorus: Ken]
Gento gento Like this, like this 'Di 'to basta-basta bingo bingo This isn't instant like bingo Need mo makumpleto parang bento gento You need to have it all just like a bento Ano kaya mo Like this, you think you can do it?
[Chorus: Pablo]
Pilit na hinukay ang bumbunan makakita lang ng ginto ginto Kept digging inside my head just to find gold Kahit na wala pang hinto ciento por ciento bawat bitaw ko mismo 'eto kaya mo Even without rest, I still give a hundred percent just right, now, can you do this? 'Di ka basta-basta makakakita ng gento You just won't simply find something like this
TL note: Here, ginto (gold) is being interchanged with gento (like this)
[Post-Chorus: Pablo]
Gento mm yeah yeah gento gento 'Di ka basta-basta makakakita ng gento You just won't simply find something like this
[Verse 2: Josh]
'Di ko na kailangan lumunok ng bato I don't really need to swallow a stone Hindi mala-darna 'to aandar ang makina ko I am not like Darna, I can have my engine run Tanging mekaniko ay ako 'la nang moni moniko I am my own mechanic, there's no need for Moniko Sa daming pinagdaanan nagpatong na'ng istori ko With all that I've been through, my stories are now storeys Usyoso mga chismoso halika't pumanhik na rito uh Busybodies, gossip, come up here and beg
Culture note: Darna is a Filipino comic book superhero who needs to swallow a magic stone and yell Darna! to gain powers. Moniko is from a famous Filipino tongue twister, Moniko being a mechanic.
[Verse 2: Pablo]
'Di naman talaga madali aminin ko pa man o hindi It was never an easy feat admit it or not Sa likod ng mga tagong paghikbi kayamanan kong hapdi Behind all the hidden sobs are my treasures of hardship Panis 'to laging alisto kahit pa si Mephisto tiklop 'pag nag-beast mode na bihis ko But that's nothing, I'm always alert even Mephisto, he'll fold when I go beast mode
Note: Mephisto is a demon in German folklore
[Verse 2: Ken]
No rush I can do this all day (no rush) Twenty-four mentality like Kobe (mamba) The harder I work the harder I play Walang home court sa'kin sasalpak kahit away Here's no home court for me, I'll slam it even if I'm away Heto na nga heto na nga wala nang magdadadada Here it is, here it is, everyone just shut your mouth 'Pag ako ang umangat diretso sigaw baba baba 'Cause when I go up, I immediately say, "D up!" Ako ay galing sa lupa I came straight from the ground Kahit pilitin mong hukayin 'ding-hindi mo makukuha But no matter how hard you try, you can never be me
[Pre-Chorus: Justin]
Yeah I know this isn't over (over) 'Di pa tapos ang disaster (disaster) The disaster hasn't ended yet Alam ko na I'm in danger (danger) I know that I am in danger But I'm betting you sooner magiging better kaya But I'm betting you sooner I'll be better that's why
[Pre-Chorus: Stell]
Alamin ang mga bagay-bagay I will learn as much as I could 'Di pwedeng tambay sa'king bahay My home isn't for doing nothing Lahat ng magtaas ng kilay All raised brows on us Susunugin ng matuto namang magnilay Will be burned until they learn their lesson
Culture note: To burn one's brows is to work or study hard (learn).
[Chorus: Josh]
Gento gento Like this, like this 'Di 'to basta-basta bingo bingo This isn't instant like bingo Need mo makumpleto parang bento gento You need to have it all just like a bento Ano kaya mo Like this, you think you can do it?
[Chorus: Justin]
Pilit na hinukay ang bumbunan makakita lang ng ginto ginto Kept digging inside my head just to find gold Kahit na wala pang hinto ciento por ciento bawat bitaw ko mismo 'eto kaya mo Even without rest, I still give a hundred percent just right, now, can you do this? 'Di ka basta-basta makakakita ng gento You just won't simply find something like this
[Outro: All, Pablo]
'Wag kang hihinto sa ordinaryo Don't settle for the ordinary Kahig pa sige hanggang sa magdugo Keep on scraping until you bleed 'Di ka basta-basta makakakita ng gento You just won't simply find something like this Gento gento gento gento gento gento
English translation from: GENIUS
GENTO on Spotify, Apple
GENTO Official MV
What are your thoughts on the song? Share them below!
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2024.05.28 16:13 redlight886 February 1998 PLAYBOY interview with Conan

PLAYBOY Interview With Conan O'Brien Interview by Kevin Cook For Playboy Magazine February 1998 Part 3
Playboy: Now that you're doing so well do you worry about losing your edge? O'Brien: I fear being a victim of success. It's seductive. You have new choices. "Conan, Sylvester Stallone wants to be on, but we're already booked." My feeling is that I must say no to Stallone. "Sorry, Sly. Bob Denver's on that night.
Playboy: How's your relationship with NBC executives now that the show is a success? O'Brien: Better. But I have not forgotten the bad old days. Let me tell you about one executive. He's no longer with the company. I had him killed. But in our darker days he came to the set one night after we did a great show. I come off after the show and this guy says, "Wow, that was terrible." He thought the show should look like MTV. "Run into the audience and tell jokes. Run up to a guy, have him shout his name, get everybody cheering."
Playboy: You didn't agree apparently. O'Brien: Too much of television is energy with no purpose. People going "Whoo!" But that's just empty energy. That's American Gladiators. I often try to lower the energy, especially when school is out and college kids are here. They're huge fans, they're psyched, but we're a quirky comedy show, not MTV Spring Break.
Playboy: Were you thrilled when the Marv Albert sex case hit the news? O'Brien: Oh man, was I into Marv. I would love to trick you into thinking I'm high-minded, but that story made me think, My God, yes, I'll use this, and this... But it bothered me the way he was publicly vilified. People were getting off on the kinky stuff; they condemned Marv for wearing women's clothing, which isn't a crime.
Playboy: Yet tonight you did a Marv Albert joke. You said Marv had a new job as a mannequin at Victoria's Secret. O'Brien: You can be uncomfortable with it and still use it. Isn't that what guilt is all about?
Playboy: What comedy bits do you regret doing? O'Brien: We did one with a character called Randy the Pyloric Sphincter. Now, the point of the joke is that this is not the sphincter that excrement passes through. The pyloric sphincter is at the top of the digestive tract. It basically keeps acid from going up into the oesophagus.
We had a guy in a sphincter costume and a cowboy hat. He says, "Hi kids, I'm Randy the Pyloric Sphincter. No, not that bad sphincter! When food passes through me, it isn't digested yet." He then proceeds to squeeze foods that look like shit whether they're digested or not. Chocolate. Picture a sphincter exuding a huge chocolate bar. We were grossing people out.
Playboy: So why put Randy on the air? O'Brien: I just loved the fact that he wore a cowboy hat.
Playboy: What sorts of bits do you refuse to do? O'Brien: Arbitrary humor. "Here's the sketch: Conan jumps into a barrel of wheat germ." I'll ask him what the joke is. "It's crazy, that's all."
Look, I was a comedy writer. I've been through this before. If the joke is that there is no joke, the writer gets no paycheck.
Playboy: Jumping into wheat germ sounds like Letterman. O'Brien: My show began with me and everyone involved with the show doing all we could to avoid being anything like Letterman. Which is difficult. He invented a lot of the form. He carved out a big territory. He's the Viking who discovered America, and now I have my little piece of northwestern Canada that I'm trying to claim as my own.
Playboy: So how do you avoid being Dave-like? O'Brien: We have always scrupulously avoided found comedy. You never see me going up and talking to normal Joe on the street. The real word of people, dogs, cabbies -- Letterman is great at that. His genius, I think, is playing with the real world around him. Which is not my forte at all. My idea is more about creating a fake, cartoony world and playing with that.
Playboy: Are you goofy in real life? O'Brien: My private life is boring. I've been with the same woman, Lynn Kaplan, for four years, and there ain't nothing crazy going on. Lynn is a talent booker on our show. We go to my house in Connecticut on weekends. I sit around playing guitar.
Playboy: Gossip columnists have placed you in Manhattan with other women. O'Brien: One of them had me with Courteney Cox. Lisa Kudrow and I did improv together years ago and we went out for a while. Maybe that's why I can now be romantically linked to the entire cast of Friends. I may be thrilled with that, but my girlfriend is one of those people who believes everything they read in the tabloids. She's sitting at the table in Connecticut when she opens a tabloid and says, "What the hell?" There's a big photo of me with Courteney Cox. The story says, "Courteney's moving in with Conan."
Playboy: Did Lynn believe it? O'Brien: No, because the story went on to say, "Conan and Courteney were seen at the Fashion Cafe munching veggie burgers." That sentence ended her faith in tabloids. Lynn knows that I would never (a) go to the Fashion Cafe and (b) eat a veggie burger. I'm an Irish-Catholic kid from Boston; I'll eat red meat until my heart explodes out of my chest.
Playboy: Do you still drive an old Ford Taurus? O'Brien: When I got my five-year contract I moved up. Bought a Range Rover. Now I drive the Range Rover to Connecticut for the weekend, park it and tool around in the Taurus all weekend. I can't let go of that Taurus. It's an extension of my penis.
Playboy: Can you forget about the show on weekends? O'Brien: I drive around playing Jerry Reed tapes, fantasizing that I'm some backwoods character. But even then -- you know, it's probably not an accident that people who do these shows tend to be depressive. You want so badly for it to be right every night, but mounting an hour-long show four times a week -- the pace will kill you. One night I put my fist through a tile wall. Another night, I walked off the stage, pulled an air-conditioning unit out of the wall and kicked it. This stuff I can't explain. Nor can I excuse it. But there may be something maddening about these shows. The pace is... I forget shows we did last week. That's why I can't imagine doing this for 30 years. I bet you could show Johnny Carson footage of how he shrieked as his body was lowered into acid and he's say, "Hmm, don't remember that one."
I saw Jerry Seinfeld at the Emmy Awards. He said he liked the show, then he paused and said, "How do you do it?"
"Do what?"
"Do what you do every night for an hour?"
That shocked me. This is Jerry Seinfeld, the master. A man everyone can agree is funny. And I really have no answer.
Playboy: Praise from Seinfeld must cheer you up. O'Brien: (Shaking his head) I worry that we have hit our stride and must be headed for a fall. Because every show has an arc. The Honeymooners had an arc. People forget, but The Honeymooners was mean and depressing. Art Carney wasn't fun and cuddly yet. Even successful shows take time to find their rhythm. Then they get self-indulgent and fuck it up. Look at late Happy Days episodes. They quit shooting on location, Mork keeps visiting, and it's an excuse to spin off new shows.
Playboy: Will you fuck it up, too? O'Brien: Eventually my only consolation may be that I get paid a lot. I'll say, "I know it sucks, but I'm getting $65 million a year!"
Playboy: Letterman said almost exactly that not long ago. When a joke died he admitted it sucked. "But I'm making a fortune!" he said. Do you really worry about losing your edge? O'Brien: I want a living will for my career. I want the people around me to pull the plug when I become a self-parody, an old blowhard like Alan Brady. Remember him, the television star Rob Petrie worked for on the Dick Van Dyke Show? Pompous, over-the-top, over-the-hill. I don't want to be Alan Brady.
Playboy: Letterman paid you an odd compliment. "When I see that show it withers me with exhaustion," he said. O'Brien: That's our new slogan. "Watch Late Night -- We'll wither you." But I think Dave was saying that he knows how hard it is to make a show like this every night.
Playboy: Suppose Leno left The Tonight Show. Would you like to duel Dave at 11:30? O'Brien: Our best slot would be eight A.M.. We have puppets, cartoons, lots of childishness. I think I'm doing an OK late-night show but it's a great kids' show.
Playboy: This from Mr. Hip? O'Brien: No. When someone says this or that sort of comedy is hip and alternative -- "Yes, these are cool people" -- I hate that. Because at the end of the day, funny is funny. People get fooled about me because I went to Harvard. "He's cerebral." But I love Green Acres. I love how Green Acres bends reality.
Playboy: Sounds cerebral. O'Brien: It isn't. In one episode Oliver Douglas has to go to Washington, D.C. His wife says, "Darling, take a picture of the Eiffel Tower." He says, "Lisa, the Eiffel Tower ---" Then Eb comes in. "Mr. Douglas, git me an Eiffel Tower postcard!" Now Oliver is terribly frustrated. He keeps sputtering about Washington, D.C., but nobody listens. At the end, he goes to Washington, looks up, and there's the Eiffel Tower. That is the kind of thing that made me love T.V.
Playboy: As a TV-mad college kid you cooked up scams to meet celebs. O'Brien: I wanted to meet Bill Cosby, so my friends and I offered him some fake award. We took a bowling trophy and called it the Harvard Comedy Award, something like that, and Cosby, thinking it was the Hasty Pudding Award, accepted. So I drive out to meet his private plane. "Over here, Mr. Cosby!" And I chauffeur him in my dad's second hand station wagon. Cosby sits in the backseat, picking old McDonald's wrappers off the floor, and says, "This is about the Hasty Pudding Award?"
"Oh no, nothing like that."
Playboy: You tricked Bill Cosby into letting you drive him around? O'Brien: I didn't realize that one does not pick up a famous person in a 1976 station wagon. They like to fly first-class, to be picked up in a Town Car and put up in a nice hotel. Fortunately I am not directly involved in celebrity care anymore.
Playboy: Did you bring other comics to Harvard? O'Brien: Yes. John Candy's people warned me that John was on the Pritikin diet. They gave me strict dietary instructions. John immediately ran into a bakery on Harvard Square to get pastries. He said they were Pritikin eclairs.
Playboy: You once stole a famous television costume. O'Brien: When Burt Ward visited Harvard there were fliers all over the campus: Burt Ward to Appear With Original Robin Costume (Insured by Lloyd's of London for $500,000). In fact, Burt Ward was said to keep a bunch of them in his car; he'd pass them out to impress girls. Naturally, I wanted to screw with him. A few friends and I attended his speech at the science center. We went dressed as security guards. I said, "Mr. Ward, I've been sent by the dean to safe guard the costume." As if it were the Shroud of Turin. But the guy is humorless. "Yes, very good. That costume is very valuable," he says.
That's when we hit the lights. Which works great in the movies. In the movies the lights go out and suddenly the jewel is gone. In real life, though, what you get is some dimming. You hit the lights and people can see a little less well.
Playboy: Did you grab the costume? O'Brien: We grabbed it and the chase was on. Some Burt Ward admirers -- young Republicans, I guess -- took off after us yelling, "Stop them!" But we escaped in a waiting car. We proceeded to torment Burt Ward for hours on the phone, saying, "This is the Joker, hee-hee-hee. I've got your costume."
Playboy: How did Burt react? O'Brien: Robinlike. He said, "Return it or you will feel my wrath!" Playboy: Burt Ward used to tell reporters he had an IQ of 200. O'Brien: He may be delusional.
Playboy: Were you always starstruck? O'Brien: Stars are fascinating. When I was a writer for Saturday Night Live, Robert Wagner did the show. One day he was sitting offstage, talking on the phone. He had on a camel-hair jacket, silk scarf, and of course his perfectly arranged Robert Wagner hair. "Very good, goodbye," he says, and hangs up. Suddenly his hand shoots up and touches the right side of his head, where the phone receiver may have disturbed a few hairs. At that point you know he has done this smooth move every day since 1948.
Playboy: You seem to prefer goofy celebs -- Jack Lord, William Shatner, Robert Stack. There are photos of Stack and Adam West, TV's Batman, here in your office. Do those guys know you are making fun of them? O'Brien: I'm not. I have a real affection for those men. To me, meeting Andy Griffith is just as interesting as interviewing Allen Ginsberg. I'm interested in Martin Scorsese and Gore Vidal as well as Jaleel White, TV's Urkel.
Playboy: How do Gore Vidal and Urkel compare? O'Brien: I'd say Jaleel White's prose style is not taken as seriously. But the same is true of Vidal's nerd character.
Playboy: As one of the writers on The Simpsons you helped create some memorable characters. O'Brien: What I loved about The Simpsons was that it wasn't a cartoon for kids. A cartoon might look like the friendliest thing in the world, but we were subversive. I loved it when we had Lisa write a patriotic essay in school: "Our country has the strongest, best educational system in the world after Canada, Germany, France, Great Britain..." It was this great sugarcoated cutting remark. I loved her for it.
Playboy: Tell us a Simpsons sercret. O'Brien: When Dan Castellaneta started doing Homer's voice, he was doing Walter Matthau. Like I said, it takes time to find your rhythm.
Playboy: So are you satisfied with your work? O'Brien: Intellectually, yes. The show works. Advertisers like to buy time on it. Young people really like it. But I was a moody, driven, self-critical person before I got this show, and that hasn't changed. It's just that I now have something even more frightening than a Saturday Night Live sketch or a Bart Simpson joke to worry about. I have an hour of comedy broadcast every night. My anxiety has finally met its match.
Playboy: Will you and Lynn get married? O'Brien: The core idea of being a comic, particularly a comic with a talk show, is control. Marriage is a leap of faith, a giving up of control. I'm not sure if I can make that leap.
Playboy: What about kids? O'Brien: What sort of dad would I make? Maybe this job and a normal family life are diametrically opposed. Dave, Jay, Bill Maher, Arsenio -- where are your kids? Jack Paar seemed to have a normal life with a wife and child, but you don't see much of that. And I believe that your kid should be the most important thing in your life. I may not have room, at least not now. I have Pimpbot to think about.
Playboy: Another foul mouthed Late Night character. O'Brien: Half-robot, half-Seventies street pimp. He's got a feathered hat and a metallic voice: "Gotta run my bitches. Run my ho's. I'll cut you." Right now my life revolves around Pimpbot.
Playboy: You need to settle a fashion question. You, Leno and Letterman seldom wear suits off stage. Leno likes flannel shirts, Letterman prefers jeans and sweatshirts. You wear T-shirts. Why wear a suit and tie on the air? O'Brien: There are two schools of thought on that. The Steve Martin approach says that you're putting on a show, so dress up for the people. The George Carlin approach says all that old showbiz stuff is over, this is the new way, so wear a T-shirt. I choose a jacket and tie because that's the uniform people expect talk show hosts to wear. If I came out in a mesh T-shirt and chains it might distract people from the comedy.
Playboy: How would you describe your show? O'Brien: It's a hybrid. If Carson defined the talk show and Letterman was the anti-talk show, where do you go next? That was the question we faced. What we did was make a show that has the visual trappings of the classic Tonight Show -- the desk, the band, the sidekick -- but with everything else perverted. When it works well I'd say my show is one part Carson, one part Charlie Rose and one part Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
Playboy: Do you have any advice for future talk show hosts? O'Brien: You had better love the job. Some hosts don't. You can see it in their eyes. Chevy Chase's talk show -- he did not want to be there. And if that's in your eyes you're finished, because there's another show tomorrow and next week and the week after that. You can't conquer it. You can do two or three or ten good shows in a row and still want to punch a wall when you slip up.
Playboy: Can you ever conquer your repressed childhood? O'Brien: It's always there. I still believe in moral absolutes. Murder, for instance, is wrong, unless it helps the show.
Playboy: Still, talk show hosts have perks most guys can only dream of. O'Brien: It's great to be played over to the desk. You finish your monologue, then the band kicks in as you cross the set. Fortunately, we have a great band. Even when people didn't like anything about the show, they loved the Max Weinberg Seven. The music heightens everything. Now you are more than just a guy in a suit, you're Co-nan O'Bri-en! I think every guy should have that -- if a band played you over to your rental car at the airport, you'd have a cooler day.
Playboy: Is Andy Richter your Ed McMahon? O'Brien: He's Andy. When we were getting started and the network wasn't sure of me, they kept asking, "Who's that Andy guy?" I think we've answered the question. Part of the show's rhythm is my energy played against the quiet steadiness of Andy.
Playboy: Is that rhythm genuine? O'Brien: Yes. Our mentalities mesh. I'm always dissatisfied. He's the guy saying, "Hey, relax. It's good enough." My girlfriend would be happy if I had a bit more of that in me.
Playboy: Who is the guest you can't get? O'Brien: Werner Klemperer. He refuses to revive Colonel Klink, the commandant he played on Hogan's Heroes. Which confuses me. Is he going to come up with another character at this late date -- Werner Klemperer as the aging black man or kung fu fighter? No, he's Colonel Klink.
Playboy: You once said that as a boy you wanted to be like Bob Crane in Hogan's Heroes, the cool guy who "wore a bomber jacket and wised off to Nazis." O'Brien: I asked Werner Klemperer to do some bits as Colonel Klink. He refused. Then a strange thing happened. We're shooting abit on the West Side when Werner Klemperer comes around the corner. Pulling his parka up to his chin, just like Colonel Klink, he walks past our film crew and says, "Hello, Conan. I must say the show is very good lately. Give my best to Andy. Farewell!" It was a cameo appearance in reality. He was there, he was gone. I wanted to shout, "Hey, Werner Klemperer just did a walk-on in my life."
Playboy: Are you losing the boundaries between your life and your job? O'Brien: There are no boundaries. At any minute Werner Klemperer may step in here and give me 30 days in the cooler. It's getting surreal. Just this morning I am going through the lobby downstairs when two girls see me. One girl nudges the other, "Look, it's the guy from Conan O'Brien!" I guess she couldn't quite place me, but she knew which show I was on.
Copyright Playboy Magazine 1998
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2024.05.28 15:55 Elmalo8291 Tom MacDonald - "God Mode"

Tom MacDonald -
I'm happy for you Tom I'm not a hater you made your career of copying me from where the warcraft now you know about the game and you know from your words and your song I Am the one., I'm happy I'm happy you gave your mom retirement and your parents my father did a bid cuz he gave me everything I needed to be the man I am now to inspire you for you to be able to give your mother retirement he's on life probation 90 and works to this day and can be near me cuz we're broke money would solve that but you you making good music
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2024.05.28 13:02 Asuru_ Finished S4!

This season was somehow better than i expected, i see a lot of people saying that season 3 was peak of 911 and i dont desagree so far but i was expecting less of Season 4 for that, i am glad that the season still managed to surprise me!
But this season had 3 particular episodes that i loved and wanted to talk here.
04x05, where i already made a separeted post about it, made Maddie character grow on me so much, and made me understand a lot of Buck's character, i think that was one of the most importants episodes of the season if i am being honest.
And i am happy that, apparentely Maddie is going in a postpartum depression route, that is a really SERIOUS condition that isnt talked about it so much in media....
04x11 was a REALLY great surprise, i felt so much adrenaline watching that episode, Josh NAILED IT, he making a whole map of the place ON HIS MIND, being the helicopter that everyone needed???? DAMN that was such a good moment for his character after being baited and beat up before. He deserved that time
04x14 was a really good season finale in my opinion. The TRUST that Eddie has for Buck is insane, people can shipp Buddie or not but there is NO DENIAL that they are soulmates, they are really made for each other and i am glad that they found each other. Eddie being shot scared me.. i feel like his character has SO MUCH death flags, and the talk in the end "if something happens to me..." like CAN WE NOT???? CAN WE REALLY NOT?? (Also i didn't expected Albert to become a firefighter lmao???)
Now i will talk about my experience with some characters that i usually dont talk about it that much:
Athena and Bobby: i like their family dynamic so much and i am GLAD that they are figuring out how to handle their relatioship. AND THANK GOD Bobby is allowing to express his feelings better and louder, i always see him being the "calm and gentle but assertive" guy but everyone has their limit and i am glad that sometimes he reaches his! Athena is SUCH a strong woman oh my god.
Albert: honestly i don't like his character at all.. i was kinda hoping that he died in the accident... sorry guys
Taylor and Flores: the girlfriends of buck and eddie... Taylor somehow grown on me, i am not gonna be a hater of their characters just because i am a buddie enthusiast but you see, she has that personality that captivated me... i would like to see more of her character outside of being "buck's potential love interest" you know? About Flores... she is just there...... like.... idk.... i don't see her appeal... she is really bland
Chimney: LOVED HIS PROTAGONISM THIS SEASONNNN. I don't remeber exactly what episodes where but there was like 3 consecutive episodes where he was THE main character and i loved it SO MUCH, he is pure joy and seeing more of a mature side of him was really good!
Hen: i gonna be honest, i am kinda scared about this whole doctor arc, i don't want her to leave the 118.... and about the adoption arc, that really destroyed me... they are stronger than me honstly....
Excited for season 5!
TDRL; loved the season more than i expected
So far: S3 > S2 >S4 >S1
(If you noticed any absurd grammar error, english is not my first language)
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2024.05.28 12:58 Sparkcore-725 Starter Cars in the "Modern Era" Part 2

Starter Cars in the
Need for Speed Unbound: so just to clarify this post was made during the first week of volume 7. If this information becomes out of date, I apologize... anyways Unbound Starter Cars.
Story(Prologue): After creating your player character you get to decide which of these 3 cars you and your friend Yaz choose to restore:
The Dodge Charger T comes with a dark yellow-green paint job and a few visual modifications. It starts as an A+ class car that’s level 251 and is capable of handling road and offroad acceptably, has a 40% drift bias and is RWD. The car has good customization including a legendary custom preset.
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The Lamborghini Countach comes with a red paint job and a few visual modifications. It starts as an A+ class car that’s level 251, has a road bias, has a 20% drift bias, and is RWD. The car has good customization including a legendary custom preset.
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The Nissan Silvia K’s comes with a light gray paint job and a few visual modifications. It starts as an A+ class car that’s level 251, has a road bias, has a 40% drift bias, and is RWD. The car has great customization including a legendary custom preset.
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So… this is where my ranting begins. To start the Silvia is the one new car of these three, fair enough right? I mean not only Payback but other NFS games have done a similar thing in the past so that’s fine. However why the Countach though? Alright let’s say you were looking at these cars' stock and only on paper with zero context you’d be an idiot(opinion aside) to not pick the Countach, just straight up. It has the best performance out of the box, and it costs the most by several miles. However, putting that aside, all three cars have Legendary Custom kits, they’re all tuned similarly, all three are old cars, and they all have a similar customization. That’s good at least so what’s the problem?
Why is it that the Countach was selected for this instead of the 911 or the M1? I don’t know, it's honestly baffling to me. Luckily I’m not the only one because every person I’ve seen cover this game makes a comment on the Countach. It sticks out like a sore thumb(especially with story context)… but okay what about the other two?
The other two are fine honestly, no other cars fill their roles better. That’s even considering post launch updates. I know I sound like a major hater so just to clarify, I don’t hate the Countach. I like it a lot actually, in fact on my first playthrough I chose the Countach. That doesn’t change my current opinion though… These three starter cars are completely skewed in one direction and it’s just baffling… next set
Story(Week 1): With a “humble” starting budget of 37,500 from your new “manager” Tess you’re given a choice between 11 different Starter Cars:
The Ford Crown Victoria is first with a black paint job and no visual modifications. It starts as a B class car that’s level 120 and is able to do both road and offroad but has a 20% drift bias and is RWD. The car costs 34,600 to purchase, and has good customization including a legendary custom preset. Despite that though the Crown Victoria is considered to be the worst choice due to its potential performance and the fact you earn a Crown Vic from the Second Grand Qualifier.
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The 1965 Ford Mustang is second with a light blue paint job and no visual modifications(again). It starts in B class but is only level 118, it’s capable of both being on road and off road acceptably but has a 20% drift bias and is RWD. The car costs 33,980 to purchase, and has good customization but no legendary custom preset. The 1965 Mustang is a solid choice not the best but certainly not the worst.
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The Ford Mustang Boss 302 is the third with a dark blue paint job. It starts in B class but is only level 118, it’s capable of both being on road and off road acceptably but has a 20% drift bias and is RWD. The car costs 34,470 to purchase, and has decent customization but no legendary custom preset. This Mustang is also a solid choice.
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The 2000 Honda Civic Type-R is the fourth with a black paint job. It starts in B class and is level 123, it’s capable of both being on road and off road acceptably but has a 20% grip bias and is the only FWD starter car available. The car costs 34,500 to purchase. The Civic has decent customization but also has a rival custom preset(available to earn from Volume 7’s Underground League). The Civic is a decent choice.
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The 1996 Mazda MX-5 is the fifth with a dark green paint job. It starts in B class and is level 120, it’s capable of both being on road and off road acceptably, it doesn’t have a bias towards grip or drift and is RWD. The car costs 33,800 to purchase, and has decent customization but no legendary custom preset. The 1996 Miata is another solid choice.
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The 2015 Mazda MX-5 is the sixth with a white paint job. It starts in B class but is only level 118, it has a road bias but it doesn’t have a bias towards grip or drift and is RWD. The car costs 34,700 to purchase, and has good customization but no legendary custom preset. The 2015 Miata is a decent choice.
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The Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX is the seventh with a blue paint job. It starts in B class and is level 123, it’s capable of both being on road and off road acceptably but has a 20% grip and is the only AWD starter car available. The car costs 35,000 to purchase(the biggest price tag of the starter car options), has good customization, and two rare custom presets. One of which is available with the Volume 7 Premium Speedpass and the other from the Underground League. The Eclipse is a solid choice.
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The Nissan Fairlady 240ZG is the eighth with a dark brown paint job. It starts in B class but is only level 118, it’s capable of both being on road and off road acceptably but has a 20% drift bias and is RWD. The car costs 32,500 to purchase, has good customization, and has a rival custom preset(available with an EA Play subscription). The Fairlady is a solid choice.
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The Pontiac Firebird is the ninth with a red paint job. It starts in B class and is level 121, it’s capable of both being on road and off road acceptably but has a 20% drift bias and is RWD. The car costs 34,120 to purchase, and has good customization but no legendary custom preset. The Firebird might be the best starter car in terms of starting performance. If not it’s at least a solid starter car.
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The Subaru BRZ Premium is the tenth with a red paint job. It starts in B class but is only level 118, it has a road bias, has a 20% drift bias, and is RWD. The car costs 33,250 to purchase, has great customization, and a custom preset(available after completing the Rydell Delivery: Touge Trial). The BRZ is a decent choice.
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The Volkswagen Beetle is the last car with a pale yellow paint job. It starts in B class and is level 121, it’s capable of both being on road and off road acceptably, isn’t biased towards grip or drift, and is RWD. The car costs 29,500 to purchase(being the smallest price tag of the starter car options), has good customization, and has a legendary custom preset(available with the Volume 5 Catch-Up Pack). The Beetle is another solid choice.
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This set of cars is going to take a bit longer to cover I think. I guess I’ll start by saying the Eclipse was my Starter Car launch. It was the one truly new car out of this list(the Crown Vic has been floating around as a police car and was actually usable in Payback so I don’t count it) and has the highest performance level so the Eclipse was an obvious pick for me. However with recent updates you get a custom version of the Eclipse as DLC, what am I getting at?
Your playthrough experience differs completely based on which point you played Unbound and what DLC you may have had installed. Just to paint a picture at Launch the only truly redundant option from this list of Starter Cars was the Crown Victoria. Yes a Custom BRZ was also available to unlock but it was a late game unlock and you had to go out of your way to buy it(it wasn’t just given to you). It’s not like the Crown Vic where they give you one after the Second Qualifier. Compared to now though the list of cars actually felt pretty good it felt like your choice mattered. What about now though?
Just to make it easy let's say we have every DLC up to this point with Volume 7 right? Five of the eleven options are just holy redundant now: You earn a Crown Victoria(Volume 1) from the Second Qualifier, you get a Civic(Volume 7) from the Underground League playing Online, the 240Z(Volume 2) from Subscribing to EA Play, the the Eclipse(Volume 7) and Beetle(Volume 5) are DLC. Why is this relevant?
These factors make each of these choices pointless when starting a new playthrough… I mean unless you want 2 Crown Victoria’s, or something… These factors make half your Starter Car options irrelevant. Since you get the 240Z, Eclipse, Beetle, and the Civic starting at week one for free once you’ve met the necessary requirements. Then the Crown Vic you get for free from the second Qualifier. Ok, in this case what are we left with then?
The Firebird, the BRZ both Mustang’s, and both MX-5’s. All good choices but there’s definitely an imbalance. The BRZ was a Starter Car in 2015 so you may not want to use the BRZ if you’ve played 2015. The 65 Mustang was in Heat as a Starter Car so it’s a similar situation to the BRZ. The other 4 choices I think are still good but there isn’t much variety of choice since it’s between two muscle cars, and two roadsters(both roasters being MX-5’s)…
What’s unfortunate to me in this case with the vehicle selection is that we could’ve still had decent variety with little to no overlap(assuming the right cars were picked) with DLC and Models. I actually did make a new list of Starter Cars just to see if I could do it better than the developers. This is what I came up with(the ones in brackets are currently Starter Cars):
Acura RSX-S
Chevrolet C10 Sidestep Pickup
Chevrolet Camaro SS
Ford Mustang Boss 302(Current)
Mazda MX-5 ND(Current)
Nissan Skyline GT-R KPGC10
Plymouth Barracuda
Pontiac Firebird(Current)
Subaru BRZ Premium(Current)
Volkswagen Golf GTI
Volvo Amazon P130
It’s not a perfect list by any means but this is the best I could get with the current “restrictions”(just the money they give you and the performance each car has to fall into). What I meant by the way is the list is still heavily skewed towards Japanese and American cars. Also cars like the Golf, and BRZ are getting used despite me not liking repeating Starter Cars between games. The Barracuda is also a prize car in Unbound so that prize would’ve had to have been a different vehicle like the 65 Mustang or like that. Even considering those factors there isn’t really a better way to balance the list without adjusting performance and money figures for cars so they fit the criteria. Anyways, the last section…
Lakeshore Online: You start with creating your player like the story mode. Once you’re done with that you’re given three choices:
The 2017 Mercedes-AMG G 63 comes with a white paint job and some minor visual modifications. It starts in B class at a level of 133, primarily having an off road bias but not leaning towards either grip or drift and being AWD. The G wagon has decent customization but you’ll need to purchase the Hip Hop Swag Pack if you want more customization options. The G wagon can be useful for Rumble Racing, Cop Chases, Link Ups, Gauntlets, and Mercedes AMG restricted challenges.
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The 1993 Nissan Skyline GT-R V-Spec comes with a red paint job and some minor visual modifications. It starts in B class at a level of 134, being neutral between on road and off road and not leaning towards either grip or drift but is AWD. The Skyline has good customization but if you want more you’ll need to subscribe to EA play if you want more customization options. The Skyline can be useful for normal Racing, Endurance, Gauntlets, Link Ups, Drag Racing, and Nissan restricted challenges.
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The 2016 Volkswagen Golf GTI Clubsport comes with a yellow paint job and some minor visual modifications. It starts in B class at a level of 134, having both an On Road, Grip Bias, FWD to boot. The Golf has good customization but if you want more you’ll need the Volume 3 Customs Pack if you want more customization options. The Golf can be useful for normal Racing, Endurance, Gauntlets, and Drag Racing. To be honest of the 3 the Golf is probably the weakest choice simply because there aren’t any Volkswagen restricted challenges.
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The first time I picked the Skyline from these three since that’s what I preferred. Now though it feels like the only choice. The Golf and G Wagon both have DLC custom variants. The Skyline does too but it’s through a subscription rather than DLC. Nissan also has the most manufacturer challenges of the three. Is there a way to fix it?
I would say yes I mean what I picked might not click well either but at least there isn’t overlap with DLC with these three:
BMW M3 Evolution II
Ford Mustang Foxbody
Honda S2000
Again not a perfect selection but there’s only so many options to pick from… oh the Foxbody that you earn as reward in the story I would just replace with the 2010 WRX STI I think. Weird choice I know but if you’re familiar with the manufacturer challenges in Online it makes sense. Alright time to wrap up.
I apologize if this post was long and grueling to read… It's difficult to cover this much while trying to be thorough and coherent. At least I struggle with it just with how many cars there were to cover. Originally I was going to go over every Need for Speed game I’ve played actually but I gave up since certain games I just didn’t really know what to really say and I was struggling to find decent photos for the cars. Especially the NFS games that range from Undercover up to Rivals… I will admit that despite that this topic isn't over. I still have more to share about the topic in the near future, whether it's today or tomorrow or some time later this week. I wish I could share everything at once but there's only so many photo's you can add to a post plus it's just a lot of words... anyways, have a Nice Day!
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2024.05.28 12:35 rlwrlw The Thomas Kingston Files - A Fake Funeral

Hello, all: time to dive in - the takeaway message here is that there is no evidence that Thomas Kingston had a funeral on March 12th as reported.
Every single article about this funeral informs us that William was present at the funeral, and with no photo or quote evidence, we need to seriously examine how flimsy the facts are that it even happened. I do believe Thomas Kingston is actually dead, and therefore something must have happened with the body, but I DO NOT believe he had a service in the way it has been reported. The reports of his funeral were fabricated to send one message: William was present at his funeral.
Just the day prior, on March 11, Camilla and William appeared and were photographed sitting together at Westminster Abbey to mark Commonwealth Day. There are quite a few photos from that day, as are the many days before - folks will say there is a media block on these stories, but evidence shows there are many photos of the Royals taken and published the same day. Which makes it extremely strange that the next day, there are are NO photos from the funeral of Thomas Kingston - an event that allegedly had 140 guests, including Prince William, and had a funeral procession that went from Kensington Palace to St. James palace. No photos from outside, inside, or direct quotes from anyone who attended the funeral.
At this point, there was no official statement from Buckingham Palace or Kensington Palace on the death of Thomas Kingston, and no announced services. The funeral was first reported by Richard Eden to the Daily Mail at 12:44 EDT on March 12 (the same date as the alleged service).
Now, we are seeing articles in late May saying Lady Gabriella is being asked to appear at the Trooping of the Colors and that there will be another, larger service in honor of Thomas Kingston in June. Why are they having another service, and why would there be a second one? Why was the first one so small? How did the first service manage to stay so private when it was 140 people, including the Prince of Wales? Now, I found a Daily Beast article that claims "Buckingham Palace had requested that no media attended the service". Was the service ever announced? No. I'd like to see the email to the news outlets telling them no press allowed. If there is no media allowed, why would Buckingham Palace immediately confirm William's attendance and allow a dozen stories to run the same day? Sure, very private. Related - I'm making a master timeline of the RF since December 2023, and let me tell you - Camilla has been more active than any of them. She was just with William the day before, she's been the biggest show horse of them all this year, and yet she's not present for this tragic funeral? I don't buy it.
As with much of this Kate Missing saga, I don't know exactly how this piece fits or what it means. But it is a piece of the puzzle, no doubt. They want us to believe that Thomas Kingston's death was not suspicious, and that William appeared at his funeral. ------
Now let's examine some key dates and facts as they have been reported:
Thomas Kingston died Sunday, February 25, 2024
Thomas Kingston's death was announced Feb 27
An inquest into the death was opened Friday, March 1
A funeral was held on Tuesday, March 12, 2024 in London.
Another service will be held in the future
Why no press at the funeral?
I just found this - I haven't seen this detail in any other article so I'll post it here.
"Buckingham Palace had requested that no media attended the service, which was held at Chapel Royal, St James’s, followed by a reception in St. James’s Palace.
A spokesperson for the palace Tuesday thanked the media for respecting the family’s privacy and said the funeral was attended by Prince William. The queen was not able to attend due to a prior engagement and the king could not attend due to medical advice to avoid large gatherings while he is being treated for cancer.
A larger memorial service is likely to be held in due course."
https://www.thedailybeast.com/prince-william-attends-thomas-kingstons-funeral-after-his-sudden-death
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2024.05.28 12:26 Timely-Welcome-8011 Quit Announcing A TT Break!

Here's the TRUTH about when folks like "Lovefighter" ANNOUNCE they're leaving TT or needing a break:
•They are purely EGO-driven by an inflated, delusional sense of self, worth, importance & value. They are irrelevant but feel they need to announce a departure?
•They have zero real life relationships and thrive on having "followers" on TT. Mostly trolls & haters, but these are the only "friends" they have in life.
•And lastly, here's the clicker. Proven 💯 of the time, they will be BACK in no time! They cannot survive without the delusions of grandeur that TT provides.
•"Lovefighter", I do hope you leave TT. For good. Begging when capable is NOT a good look, it borders on being criminal.
•NO one is congratulating you on getting a job! At 32. When you have a child to support? No, absolutely NO one.
•Here's a tip: We've all have had jobs & have been working our entire lives. When you stand up and announce that you finally have a job? No one cares.
•Stand up and be a man, for once in your life. Stay off TT and go try to be a FATHER.
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