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2015.07.01 19:56 spxmac Tinderpickuplines: Sharing funny, failed and successful Tinder pickup lines

Sharing funny, failed and successful Tinder pickup lines. Swipe right in!
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2013.03.17 14:45 Cakesmite The source of fake texts

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2024.05.17 13:36 Fickle-Round-7841 Sister is stealing our inheritance

We both inherited my grandma's house and got 50/50 ownership of it. The house is fully paid off. She told me she wanted to take 10% more ownership of the house to get a line of credit on it for renovations and repairs since it's an old house and needed fixing up to be see as modern and normal. I agreed and let her take 10% more which I see now was stupid. Anyway , moving on from that , she fixed it up and started renting it on Airbnb. It's making shit profits. She also said we'd start making money like a year ago and then told me I'd get 3,000 dollars in both June and July. Now she's saying "she can give me UP TO 1,000 dollars for June", which I had to find out through my father since she didn't have the guts to say it to me. Notice the "give me" part , because she refused to let me on the Airbnb account. This means I'm legally entitled to none of that cash. Which also means whatever money she pays back on the line of credit she can claim solely as her own and claim I'm not contributing to that.
She's always been controlling and wanting to feel in charge between us and it's obvious she's doing it here. When I politely asked whats up with the bad profits she called me up cussing at me saying "why the FUCK do you need to know the profits if I'm giving you money." Yeah , she thinks its her house. I bet money based on how she is and her friends that they sit around going "you deserve to own that house , he's done nothing" since she constantly says I've put no money or work into the house. Which is funny because she always makes sure to remind me how my portion of the profits come out for bills on the house including the line of credit that's "hers." I'm done dealing with her in my life.
Also, kind of hard to help fix up a house when you have four four different spine disorders and severe nerve damage / pain and numbness. I'm not even supposed to lift things more than 15 pounds at a straight angle. She's showing her true colors as a total narcissistic cunt and as usual fucking up my mental health with her toxicity. I've wanted to cut out my family for years. I don't feel great selling my grandparents house but I'm not going to let it drive me insane. Oh and for anyone asking why I don't sell my percentage to my sister, I've offered many times , to which she gives a 70,000 dollar offer for a house ownership worth 150k+ after court costs and taxes. She recently offered me 100 grand and then said she'd have to talk to her lawyer when I asked how she'll pay me and then proceeded to ghost me via text.
The problem is that I can't afford a lawyer to sell it on her ass. Help? No agency I call will let me pay them after the fact all the legal work is done. It's in Cape Cod, Massachusetts. Thanks
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2024.05.17 13:30 IndividualResort6514 I have to pretend, that I did not move out in front of my extended "family", as their conspiracies would taint the entire thing for me.

It is what it is. It was kinda absurd how I came to my parents home on Tuesday, cause my beloved dog lives there and my aunt was there, noone was expecting her. She always scans me, she is extremely toxic and draining person to be around.
I forced myself to come down and "chat a little" out of obligation, I should not have done that. To this day, she thinks Im unemployed, as the rest of my extended "family" thinks too and she would ask in a very controling tone: "How are you doing?" , well, what is one supposed to answer to this automatic question? So I replied "fine" and she went on: "Well, who could be more fine than you right?" (You have a fairytale life)...Then my mom was talking about some gardening work she was doing, and the aunt said "You should make her help you!". I felt like a shit, erased and humiliated.
The thing is, she automatically assumes, that I dont do anything, that I never work. Plot twist. I am the one, who does the lawn moving every week, I do usually do the works, she insisted my mom should ask me to do, I am the chores lover in the house, I am the one who will paint the fence just because I want to, I buy groceries and bring them by walk to our house. She saw me riding electric scooter, so she assumes Im lazy to walk, I am very dynamic person in general. And the list of assumptions goes on and on.
My entire family does this, they never asked, not even once, where do I work, strangers ask that, they never do. So they know nothing, they have no updates on my life for years. My dad is considered to be high status person, everyone thinks we are rich, so they think, that my occupation is being daughter. They can´t be further from the truth, my dad is a scrooge, he is the "me,me,me" person, my money, my house etc. His job, his status, his life is something that has nothing to do with us, he lives it in the big city and comes "home" to our little town on weekends, it´s almost like he lives a double life. We dont know anything about his job, my mom does not know where he lives whole week.
He does not know me at all, he never supported my life decisions, he has different values and views on everything, I have always been my own person, he never understood me, always mocked me for being different (you are antisocial, abnormal etc) and yeah, we are basically like strangers. My mom does not work, and she needs money from him, but he gives her too little, so you know...the situation we live in vs what people think is two completely different universes.
My extended family never perceived me as a real person I guess, as someone, who actually lives and exists, they see me as an npc character with some name, but not as real person. Im 31, but grandpa will wish me happy birthday, give me money and tell me to buy some ice cream, this aunt, that I mentioned would always bully me, she would observe if I eat, constantly projects onto me, that Im on a diet (Im not), cause she has trouble with her weight, so she compares herself to me, she is like 70, Im 31.
Another aunt and my cousins, they have always created conspiracies about my family, they too think we all never work and just have holiday all the time. Their kids - my cousins all live at home and they are between ages 20-40. My brother is still at home too. So you know, it feels absurd, that this inept caricature, that they see in me, moved out, pays her rent with her money, that she has earned in her job, that she found by herself by sending CV.
I know, that if they knew this, this narrative would follow: They would be convinced, that my dad pays for it, that I dont have real job, or if I do, then he must have help me get it. My own landlord thinks this! This was the real bad luck, she pushes this narrative onto me, because as soon as they found out whose daughter I am, she and her family, who know him, made their mind immediately. They even asked me, when I was signing the contract, if we had an argument and parted on wrong terms with my family, they could not understand, how come I am about to be paying rent, cause they too assumed, that in "such families" parents buy apartments to their kids and then they kinda started another narrative, that this is all about me trying it in "real world" and trying to be on my own, but since I dont really have to, it´s just a funny attempt. And that is how Im being looked at.
This is beyond insane! It´s all lies, assumptions and total dehumanization of me as a person. The fact, that I managed to get apartment and pay rent is a huge deal for me, that I myself provided for me with nobody´s help but mine, and I am forced to do a performance in front of them all and pretend, that nothing has changed, so they can see that inept thing in me forever, so they will not taint my success with gossip, lies and conspiracies. I should cut them off, and I did those that I could, some I avoid at all cost, as that toxic aunt, but sometimes I cant avoid them, and they still are connected to me through my immediate family, that I cannot cut off as I have no balls for it.
Can anyone relate?
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2024.05.17 13:12 Unique_Relief_5601 Adrenaline is a Hell of a Drug pt. 10/???

Pri’Darya, Alcoranth Male, Pirate Captain
Oh where did it all go wrong? Me crew is dead, and my boy was brutally murdered.
In this void of sensation, I am only left with my thoughts. That stun baton has completely paralyzed me, and I know I’m being taken to a cryopod for holding, so I may as well dwell on my thoughts.
Was it taking the job where we messed up? No, I don’t think so. It was probably the bait. It worked too well. We caught too big of a Trorish.
I sigh internally as I can feel them lifting me up somewhere.
And we had such a good plan too. Well it wasn’t my plan, it was my boy’s plan. To send out a drone ship with a fake weapon system as a decoy so we can sneak up on them, it worked so well that they actually thought it was us.
I can feel them placing me down on a soft platform as a shadow seems to begin looming over me.
That Altrin girl could have gone for a pretty credit if we got her, but what the hells was that rifle she was using? I thought a fully automatic BYR was impossible due to the recoil and explosive payloads. But that white… whatever she was… She is completely terrifying. I thought she would just sell for a lot more since she kept her fur in good condition, so I thought she was just an assistant to that Altrin girl. Never in me life, would I expect a pretty girl like that to be so… terrifyingly deadly.
The air begins to turn cold.
Ah, I’m out of time to think… At least wherever I end up, I hope I don’t see that white furred girl again.
Cerelia, Altrin Female, Captain of The Opal Star
I sigh as we finish escorting the remaining crew to their quarters or work quarters, taking in consideration to take longer routes around the ship to avoid bodies that we haven’t had time to clean up yet. There were a few crewmembers we had to either escort back to their work areas or to communal areas due to bodies that we couldn’t avoid.
It’s going to be a long few days…
My attention is grabbed by my wrist data pad as I get a call from Triwt.
“Hey, Triwt, how are things going on your end?” I ask with a tiredness in my voice as I’ve been awake for roughly 13 or so hours now.
“Well, we’ve managed to move the majority of the bodies. Galactic Law doesn’t allow for spacing bodies.”
“It would be an easier clean up if we could.”
“Yes, but we still have to obey the law.”
We both sigh at the same time while I use my other hand to rub my face, trying to make my exhaustion go away with such a pointless attempt.
“Right, right…” I sigh again before continuing to speak, “Anyways, I’m setting up an autopilot course to take us to Verglas.”
“Verglas?”
“Yeah, sending you the information now.”
There’s a moment of silence from Triwt before she speaks, “You’re kidding me, right?”
“I wish I was.”
“An ice covered planet?
“Mhm.”
“Known to snow almost all the time?”
“Yes, but the cities and spaceport are built around a natural heat signature.”
“... You’re lucky I have a snow coat and that I have fur, but my fur isn’t really good at keeping out the cold.”
I hear her sigh on her end before I chime in.
“Wanna go meet up at Med Bay 07? Check in on Jordan?”
“Jordan? My my, Captain I didn’t know you were interested in him where you're already shortening his name.”
“It’s not like that! He said it was weird to hear everyone saying his ‘full name’ and prefers being called by his ‘first name’.” I huff in slight annoyance and embarrassment.
“Ah okay, does that mean we should all refer to him as Jordan then?”
“I believe so if that’s what he wishes.”
I mean I felt special when he wanted me to call him Jordan, but oh well.
“Okay, I’ll see you there, Cerelia.”

I slowly walk down the hall. It’s been quarantined due to the fact that there’s still blood and bullets on the walls and floor of the corridor. It seems that the trail of blood from Jordan has gone from red to more of a brownish black color.
I look up at a sign in the hallway that reads, “MEDICAL ROOM 07” which I smirk a little.
I always find it funny that despite it being a medical room, everyone calls it a Med Bay. I wonder where that name for it came from.
“Hey Triwt, I’m here-” I cut myself off as before me in the room is Triwt, Lys, and every crew member from the compromised safe room. Well all except for R’dorn.
I’m glad that prick isn’t here, but I wasn’t expecting everyone else to be here.
“Oh uh, hey everyone. Are we all here to see, Jordan Cores?”
Lys nods and speaks up, “Yes, and Triwt did inform us about his name preference. It’s a little bit weird, but we can do it if it’s what he wishes.”
I admit, I was almost a little bit annoyed that others were calling him Jordan now, but I have to let that emotion go for now as I’m here to see how he’s recovering, not to try and be an overprotective mother. I nod and walk over to the stasis regeneration tube as I look inside.
Part of me is glad that his arms and hands have already been fixed, but…
Not everything is going to be truly healed 100%.
I think to myself as I can see the formations of scars on his skin tissue. I noticed it the first time, but I don’t think he noticed it himself when he woke up after his first big injury. His wrists and knuckles are the most scarred, due to probably when he was punching that orange Alcoranth, but his wrists are from when he broke out of his restraints when we first found him.
Not the best memory to think back on… It hasn’t even been a full day yet. Oh, and where is Jordan going to sleep?
I then slowly bring myself to look at his face, which is almost finished healing. There’s a scar on his chin and a scar leading to under his right ear where the shot left his head. It’s not a major scar except for the entrance and exit wounds, but it’s still somewhat noticeable. If anything the white tissue of the scars make it stand out against his [tan] skin.
If only we had some higher grade Stasis Regeneration Tubes, maybe we could heal those scars as well… All we can do now is wait…
Jordan Cores, Human Male, Part-Time Security Worker
I take in a deep breath, gasping for air as I sit straight up in a cold sweat, holding onto my face and chest. My heart beats quickly and I sit there panting. I quickly check myself to make sure I’m not missing any body parts or anything.
“That is not an okay feeling!” I say aloud before shuddering.
It’s hard to describe how it feels to be in pain, everything slightly red in my vision, I was hearing my own heart thumping in my chest all the while I couldn’t hear out of my right ear, and then in the blink of an eye everything is fine, there’s no more pain just the sensation that something is missing while sitting on a bed of some sort surrounded by aliens.
Oh right the aliens.
OH RIGHT THE ALIENS
I turn my head and look around me, and while I’m a little panicked, I’m able to calm down as most of them are sitting further back or standing near the walls. The only ones closer to me are Lys, Cerelia, and I think the white snake lady is Triwt if I remember correctly.
“Um… good morning?” I ask nervously as I look around the room. “Is it even morning?”
“No, it’s technically the middle of the night, Jordan.” Cerelia says as she puts her paw on my head and rubs my hair like my parents used to when I was younger. “But, we all wanted to be sure you would be fine when waking up and it would be cruel to leave you alone when waking up. That, and these crewmembers wanted to express their thanks for protecting them. Though, hopefully next time it won’t be such a violent display.”
“S-Sorry, I wasn’t really thinking when that happened.”
“To be fair you were shot in the head. I think they were more scared that you seemingly came back to life.”
“Y-Yeah… Uh, if it’s okay, can I maybe say hi to them then?” I ask, peering around her shoulder to look at the other crew members. She nods and steps to the side as a line forms of aliens who want to speak to me.

I never expected to spend the next 20 minutes receiving thanks from complete strangers, aliens nonetheless, but it was still nice. I also apologized if I potentially scared them for what they saw me do.
Also aliens apparently hug. A lot.
That would probably explain why Cerelia was petting my head as well…
The last person I expected to approach me was Triwt.
She slithered up to me and offered me one of her four hands, which I accepted, gently shaking it before she pulled me into a hug like the last 13 people did. After a few seconds she lets me go.
“Jordan, since you will probably be with us for a while, could I potentially offer you a job while you are on this ship?”
“H-Huh? A job?”
Triwt, Female Valis-Trobat Hybrid, Security Commander
I try to stay focused on giving Jordan this job offer, but something is really distracting me, especially with our upcoming destination of Verglas.
Goddess, he is super warm…
And that is Chapter 10! I know it's probably a bit more on the boring side, but it's to try and set up our trip to Verglas (which is a thin coating of ice on a rock. Ice Rock. Ice Planet)! I really liked the suggestions of an ice planet so thats where we're heading. Major Cities and spaceports are built on natural heat signatures which cause a lot of natural hot springs (ooo fun!). Also for our theorizers, no, Pri'Darya will not be recurring, I just wanted to give him a name and their side of things in the aftermath.
Also it's time for Jordan to finally get a job! It hasn't been a full day and Triwt wants him on her team! This also means I can have an excuse for him to be around Lys and Cerelia more often. That being said, does Jordan get his own room, or does he have to bunkbed with somebody?
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2024.05.17 12:56 YouIHe The Tremor Report #3 (for real this time)

The Tremor Report #3 (for real this time)
Tremor Shakers, rejoice! For the time has come for more quaking! I am freed of the mines of the mirror dungeon in order to bring you another... TREMOR REPORT
Without further ado, let's get into the EGO

The Slot Machines

What that arm do big boy
He looks cute
Lol. Lmao. No
The Snag Harpoon
https://preview.redd.it/3ar52tqbly0d1.jpg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a7a7ea1b09bee6df3ebc2f0e7adcfb25127bc2e
There we go, our first real EGO. Snagharpoon is in a strange place. On one hand, it's a cheap, relliably rolling clash win button that bursts tremor, inflicts some potency, and comes with a pretty good passive, while also absolutely crippling the opponent's speed. On the other hand.. that offense level hurts. It hurts a lot. Often times, you will find the opponent gaining 3-4 power when clashing against it. It's okay up against "Strong" skills, but things that actually necesitate EGO to clash against are out of its water park. Also, ironically, due to Ishmael's best Tremor ID being LCCB (unless you are a freak who runs Molar in a tremor team), the passive is not gonna be bringing as much value as it does on say Liu Ish, it might even screw you out of Struggling clash wins. Nevertheless, Snagharpoon, despite overall lacking in many aspects, serves as a useful back up option for when Gunmael can't win a clash, with the addition of bursting tremor; a nice cherry on top.

Legerdemain

That doesn't even look like an apple
Some people consider Legerdemain to be one of the best ego in the game. I mean, a cheap AOE which inflicts paralyze? What's not to love. And yes, they are right. Legerdemain really is an amazing ego. Tremor or not. On tremor, it is even better... shame that Gregor has no ID to use it on. Rosespanner is, as discussed in the first tremor report, not a reliable tremor ID, and this ego does not justify bringing him. As for any other... well, they won't be bad. You should ask yourself however, is this ego worth giving up an actual tremor ID? I will say.. no.

Capote

Look up boxman ishmael
I have been playing Tremor since Rosespanner Rodion came out. I have literally just today learned that this ego has a unique Tremor Burst effect on its corrosion. Capote is an okay EGO, providing SP Damage and some wrath damage up, not really useful on a Tremor team, but better than the altenative. The Corrosion, if the tremor burst staggers, inflicts 2 burn on 3 random units. Units. Not enemies, units. Also it lowers count by 2. This is garbage. Get out of my sight cowgirl.

Rime Shank

What is this whore doing here
You might be asking "What is this doing here"? Well it bursts tremor lmao. Is Rime Shank good on a tremor team? Yeah, absolutely. Is it good because of the tremor burst? Nope! 10 sinking, 8 count is just too good to pass up, and the tremor team feeds it decently well. It's a good option.. if you have no pride or morals.

Wishing Cairn

https://preview.redd.it/2ucskoayqy0d1.jpg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69bd813ff78b517867fd498c0ed41e14ef9d299a
Unlike Legerdemain, this ego actually justifies the use of N Corp Don. That doesn't mean it is amazing, however. It juggles 3 different status effects, with tremor being by far the best supported, but still not good enough to really make this work for me. However, many others have reported successes with it, so it's not a bad pick. Also, if you want to be funny, using Blade Don on a full tremor team with this ego... kinda works honestly. 300 tremor bursts for life.

Sunshower Hag

I want to pet her... pet her... pet her... keep petting till it is done...
Another solid ego with a befuddling Tremor Burst effect on the corrosion. While Sunshower is a pretty strong EGO, I do not think I can justify bringing it to a tremor team. It's just far too unlikely to ever trigger. In addition, by bringing it, you're losing out on The Hag Suttra, which is actually very strong on Molar Outis. So yeahh, skip this one
This thing
https://preview.redd.it/g7mln3ausy0d1.jpg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57e07fa39e0dacd771a1146b9a83fc3f039387e3
A lot of people dislike this ego. I think it is very funny.

Clamdion

I have written smut of this, dm me for it
Ever wondered what an actual dedicated Tremor EGO looks like? Apparently, a woman with large breasts and a sticky axe. Effervescent Corrosion is just... perfect. A mass attack that inflicts a shit ton of tremor count, while also bursting it for good measure? And hell, why not, it also inflicts a bunch of bind with its passive? Oh, and its corrosion heals? And it can be solo fueled by molar outis? Oh yes mami! It's amazing, and incredibly fun to use

Chainsault

The straight jacket stays ON
:)
It's good

Fluid Sac Don

The little sister of the faustulance
A victim of don's lack of good tremor ID. It is honestly not a bad ego, with a high natural roll, a bunch of effects to improve it, and a very good corrosion, but it really lacks something to make it stand out. 10 tremor is at least a big number tho

Pursuance Meursalt

Man really looks good in anything, huh
Meursalt does not miss. On the awakening, you have a solid heal combined with a protection buff, and a light springling of tremor. On the corrosion, you have a huge damage steroid. It's not really a tremor ego, but you will be using it regardless. Healing is how you stay alive.

Meursalt rodion

Copycat
Incredibly similar to the Meursalt ego, with a couple small differences. Overall, not really better or worse, just different. The lack of termor burst on awakening kinda sucks, but the betteer passive makes up for it

Santa Claus

Hohoho!
This ego has a lot going for it. It's almost like a WAW forced into the skin of a HE. Is it good? Yes. Tremor teams can't really count on long resonance chains, but you can still usually get a damage up on a couple big hitters, plus it bursts tremor AND heals SP. Think of it more as an SP healing tool to use whenever Outis goes first than something like Rose Garden Gregor.

Binds Heathcliff

Ough...
This EGO beffudles me. On one hand, I can't say it is bad. A tremor team fuels it well, it buffs Heath up potently, bursts tremor, and hey! It even does a bit of sinking! But... I don't know, something just doesn't click on it for me. The Passive is sadly useless, as tremor struggles with long resonance chains. The Idea of bursting tremor, then getting buffs to whail on a staggered enemy is fun, but the fact the buffs mostly help with AOE also beffudles me. Still, it is undoubtfully a powerful ego, and its unique SP cost helps ensure you can always win your Sanity back.

Binds Outis

Mmmf
Similar to the Heathcliff Binds, but instead of getting buffs it focuses purely on tremor. This makes it much better in a tremor team, surprisingly. Even without Tremor Collapse, this would be an amazing EGO that helps smoothe out the weaknesses of a Tremor team. With it? It's fucking glorious. The amount of damage you can dish out with this and Oufi Heathcliff almost makes you forget Tremor "sucks"
And that is all! Unless a new tremor ID gets announced, the next tremor report will focus on non-tremor EGO that still come useful in a team. I hope you enjoyed reading, and keep shaking the meta, tremorites
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2024.05.17 12:41 Impressive-Wash8435 Any other entertaining mostly self contained comics like King Shark, Sandman?

I’ve just got into the DC comics literally starting from scratch with a DC Infinite subscription.
I loved King Shark series it was funny, short, and not at all convoluted.
I also started reading Alan Moore’s Swamp Thing run which is AMAZING.
I have read some of the Rebirth one shot issues to introduce the characters
Dc Universe Rebirth
Aquaman
Wonder Woman
Batman
Nightwing
Superman
Deathstroke
Suicide Squad
And a lot of them particularly Superman seemed really convoluted with people coming through time and different dimensions it was a bit much for me. I am a simple individual and I just want to read stories that are more focussed on the character.
I did enjoy Suicide Squad rebirth and Wonder Woman maybe promising.
I’m also reading Sandman which is its own thing and I really enjoy.
I’m just wondering if the main line comics simply aren’t for me or if I need to give them more of a chance? It feels like the stories are being over complicated for the sake of it. When for me I’d be happy with just super hero faces different threat every issue 😝
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2024.05.17 12:41 Turbulent_Action3539 Together, We Stand Strong

Hey everyone,
I want to share a bit of my journey with you, and why I believe we're on the right track. I'm someone who hasn't had an easy life. I've had to work extremely hard to get where I am today. And now, we find ourselves in a challenging situation, waiting for the GME share price to hopefully increase.
In the past few days, like many of you, I've been torn between selling, holding, or buying more shares. But today, I've made my decision, and I want to share it with you.
I'm not worried. In fact, for some funny reason, I feel excited. This excitement comes from knowing that we are all in this together. We might not have all the information, but one thing is clear: today doesn't mean it's over.
I stand with you all. There were moments when I considered backing out. But seeing the incredible support we have for each other, I realized that this is more than just about money. It's about solidarity and fighting for a common cause. It's about standing up against the hedge funds and shorts who have been manipulating the market for too long.
I want to apologize for any confusion I may have caused earlier days by suggesting to sell. I was uncertain, but now I am fully locked in. We are making a statement, and our unity is our strength. Let's keep pushing forward, supporting each other every step of the way. This is our battle to win, and we will not back down.
Together, we are unstoppable. Hold the line!

#ApesStrongTogether #GMESqueeze #StandAgainstHedgeFunds

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2024.05.17 12:22 -cosmicglitter Dog Weight Maintenance

Hello everyone! I've tried to keep this post as organized as possible, I am sorry if it is too much or too little and am happy to correct it as needed.
I am concerned about the upward trajectory of my dogs weight and am looking for advice on what more we can adjust to keep him healthy!
Species: Dog
Age: 6
Sex/Neuter status: Chemical castration in March 2024 ( decision for aggression issues after adopting him and trying to train his behavior for ~2 years )
Breed: Not fully known, his previous family thought havanese/chinese crested mix, we think maybe maltese mix of some kind.
Body weight: 7kg
History: Before chemical castration it was difficult to keep him on a regular food schedule, he was picky but he maintained a healthy approved weight ranging from 6 to 6.5kg - vet was happy with this weight. At the time of his castration, he was 6.3kg - this was maintained across about 2 or 3 weeks at the time and is a good representation of his usual weight. After chemical castration, his focus on food skyrocketed so that he began to gobble down each meal - we broke his meals into smaller parts and began measuring more exactly, starting with 35g per meal. He now eats four small scheduled meals a day, using a puzzle feeder to slow him down.
Clinical signs: Idk if this is a clinical sign but I'll put this here. His weight has been slowly climbing. He is now 7kg, and his waist line is filling out and his ribs are less easy to feel.
Duration: 3 months
Your general location: Norway
Additional Info:
Side view: https://i.imgur.com/iaPdgvD.jpeg
Top view: https://i.imgur.com/4Kgm7do.png
Cute view: https://i.imgur.com/vnWOsap.jpeg
His fur is a little longer than we usually keep it now, too, so I'm not fully relying on visual indicators in noticing his weight gain this month.
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2024.05.17 12:05 Extension-Set8316 Education for All: The Push for Universal Schooling in 19th Century America

The 19th century was a period of profound transformation for American education. Amid the sweeping changes of the Industrial Revolution, the United States saw a fundamental shift from a loosely connected system of local, often voluntary schooling to a more standardized, state-supported public education system. This evolution was driven by a combination of social, economic, and political forces that underscored the necessity of education for all children, regardless of their socioeconomic status.
Early 19th Century: The Landscape of Education
In the early 1800s, education in the United States was largely decentralized. Rural areas relied on one-room schoolhouses where a single teacher would instruct students of varying ages and grades in a single room. These schools were often funded by local communities and were highly dependent on local resources and values. Education was not compulsory, and attendance was often dictated by agricultural cycles, with children needed at home during planting and harvest seasons​.
The Push for Public Education
The Industrial Revolution brought about significant societal changes that highlighted the need for a more educated populace. As America transitioned from an agrarian society to an industrial one, the burgeoning cities faced numerous challenges, including poverty, crime, overcrowding, and disease. Education reformers argued that a publicly funded education system was essential for addressing these issues by providing a means for social mobility and preparing children for the demands of a rapidly industrializing economy.
Horace Mann and the Common School Movement
One of the most influential figures in the push for universal schooling was Horace Mann, often referred to as the "Father of the Common School Movement." As the Secretary of the Massachusetts Board of Education, Mann championed the idea that education should be free, non-sectarian, and universally accessible. He believed that public education was a fundamental right and a cornerstone of a democratic society. Mann's advocacy led to the establishment of the first state-funded public schools in Massachusetts and inspired similar reforms in other states​.
Expansion of Public Education
By the mid-19th century, the idea of publicly funded education began to gain traction across the United States. States like Indiana, Ohio, and Illinois passed laws mandating free public education funded by state taxes. The establishment of public high schools in cities like Boston also marked significant progress. These schools aimed to provide a more advanced education to prepare students for the demands of the industrial economy​.
The push for public education was not without its challenges. Resistance came from various quarters, including those who believed that education should remain a private or religious responsibility. However, the benefits of an educated populace, particularly in an industrializing society, gradually won over many sceptics.
Education for Women and Minorities
The latter half of the 19th century also saw significant strides in education for women and minorities. Prior to this period, educational opportunities for women were limited. However, the founding of institutions such as Mount Holyoke Female Seminary in 1837 and Vassar College in 1865 marked the beginning of greater access to higher education for women. These institutions not only provided women with educational opportunities but also played a crucial role in the broader movement for women's rights​.
The Impact of Industrialization
The rapid industrialization of the United States necessitated a more educated workforce. Public schools began to incorporate more practical subjects into their curricula, such as vocational training and technical skills, to prepare students for the demands of industrial jobs. This shift was part of a broader trend toward a more utilitarian approach to education, aimed at producing a skilled labour force capable of sustaining economic growth and innovation.
Progressive Era Reforms
The late 19th and early 20th centuries saw the rise of the Progressive Education Movement, which sought to address the limitations of the traditional education system. Progressives argued for a more child-centred approach to education, emphasizing critical thinking, problem-solving, and experiential learning. This period also saw the expansion of public high schools and the introduction of compulsory education laws, which required children to attend school until a certain age, thereby ensuring that education was truly universal​​.
Conclusion
Absolutely, the 19th century indeed saw a profound transformation in education across the United States. The push for universal schooling was not just about imparting knowledge; it was a societal and moral imperative driven by the recognition that education was fundamental to individual opportunity and national progress.
Social reformers like Horace Mann in Massachusetts and Henry Barnard in Connecticut were instrumental in advocating for the establishment of public schools and the professionalization of teaching. They argued that education was not just a privilege for the wealthy but a right for all citizens, essential for the functioning of a democratic society.
Moreover, as the nation underwent rapid industrialization and urbanization, there was a growing recognition of the need for an educated workforce capable of meeting the demands of an increasingly complex economy. This led to the expansion of public schooling and the development of a curriculum focused on practical skills alongside traditional academic subjects.
However, it's crucial to acknowledge that these advancements were not without their challenges and contradictions. Despite the rhetoric of equality, educational opportunities were often stratified along lines of race, class, and gender. African Americans, Native Americans, and other marginalized groups faced systemic discrimination and limited access to schooling. Women were often relegated to inferior educational opportunities compared to men, with limited access to higher education and professional opportunities.
Nonetheless, the reforms of the 19th century laid the groundwork for progress in the following decades. The fight for educational equity and inclusion has been ongoing, with significant strides made through movements like desegregation, Title IX, and special education legislation.
Today, the legacy of 19th-century educational reforms continues to shape the American education system. While challenges persist, such as disparities in funding and resources, there is a continued commitment to the principle that education should be accessible to all, regardless of background or circumstance. It's a testament to the enduring importance of ensuring that every individual has the opportunity to fulfill their potential and contribute to society.
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2024.05.17 11:29 ramconsultant Business Income Tax Return New York

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2024.05.17 11:29 Naudilent My Views and Reviews Can't Beat Unless You Tell Them To

A 70s stinker, big monster, off the path and more this week.
The TL;DR The Visitor: A remarkable cast is wasted in this bizarre Italian semi-sci-fi riff on The Omen, The Fury, and others. The Ruins: Absolutely riveting tourism gone wrong horror. Deathgasm: Top tier horror comedy that hits similar notes to Dead Alive. My Heart Can’t Beat Unless You Tell It To: Part family drama, part thought experiment. A look at a trio of people who are dead inside, each in their own way. The Lake: Special effects are the star of this “Thaiju” feature, but there isn’t much else to it. Moloch: Needed some edits but fans of folk horror should enjoy this Dutch offering. Lovely, Dark, and Deep: In the forests of the night, it gets credibly creepy. Low budget, but a great lead and fine visuals.
The Visitor (1979): “I can’t kill children – only the evil part.” After a psychedelic encounter on a planet with a lava lamp atmosphere, an old man lets blond space Jesus — who has been telling hairless kids about how “Commander Yahweh” slew the demonic Sateen — know that a spiritual descendant of Sateen has been reborn on Earth. Cue 70s style soundtrack, and here we go! Or would go, if anything ever happened. The film is a total mess, with bizarrely long takes of John Huston (!) and others pacing or staring or driving in one scene and rapidfire edits in another. Lance Henrikson’s (!) Ray is more robotic than Bishop, and Shelley Winters (!) and Sam Peckinpah (!!) don’t make much of a difference. Allegedly, the cast only participated to gain a free trip to Italy, which I hope they enjoyed. Huston’s distinctive voice is the film’s only redeeming quality, but you’re better off hearing it elsewhere. Gore: 1/10. Nudity: None. Tubi.
The Ruins (2008): “Aren’t you glad you came?” Iceman and Jena Malone (who had a memorable makeout session in Neon Demon) venture with their friends to some off the path Mayan ruins, where the locals welcoming in a “We wish you’d never, ever leave” way. As it turns out, I’d already seen this one long ago; hearing the “cell phone” ring immediately tipped me off. But it was very much worth a second watch, and if you haven’t seen it absolutely do so. It’s well worth the $3 and change. Then consider the aftermath. Gore: 6/10. Nudity: None. Prime rental
Deathgasm (2015): “Hail Satin” Horror comedies face the same challenge as regular comedies: keeping the laughs going after the first 15 minutes, when the dramatic plot kicks in. Tucker and Dale did this very well; Zombeavers not so much. Deathgasm, fortunately, is a lot closer to T&D, finding ways great and small to inject humor in and around the more serious scenes. And damn, what lines — I had to pause more than a few times to laugh my arse off. As a metalhead in my youth, I appreciated a lot of jokes more than I might have otherwise, but anyone with a stomach for gore and naughtiness will enjoy this one. Gore: 8/10, but it’s a funny 8/10. Nudity: Brief. Tubi
My Heart Can’t Beat Unless You Tell it To (2021): “We shouldn’t be doing the things that we’re doing.” Two siblings care for the third, who is sickly and has special nutritional requirements one might term the “Lugosi Diet.” Not heroin — the red stuff. This is only peripherally a vampire movie. It’s much more a psychological drama about caregiver fatigue, the struggle of the able to aid the disabled and how even a family full of love can collapse under the weight of their burdens. There’s no backstory given, no mythos to justify the situation, just a family struggling to do what they have to do to keep their youngest member alive. It’s good, with the leads providing a bleak window into their day-to-day existences, though a little humor would have been nice. It’s an existential, thought-provoking vignette that may linger with you. Gore: 3/10, bloodletting. Nudity: Just a man and his underwear. Screambox, which I apparently still have.
The Lake (2022): “Compose yourself. Don’t get out of the car.” I wanted a big monster flick, and this Thai production says it has one. I just hope I don’t have to wait forever for it to sho—ah, 3 minutes in and there it is. No build up at all. Huh. A fan of Bong Joon-Ho’s The Host (2006) apparently got hold of a decent budget and put together a “Thaiju” film of their own, and it’s…okay. While the editing is all over the place, it does keep the story moving, and the creatures are interesting to look at and well rendered. There are speed bump human dramas, but they don’t account for much; characters are uni-dimensional, and the film unfortunately lacks much in the way of a binding narrative. If you’re in the mood for a big beast exercise in special effects, you could do worse. Just don’t expect much else. Gore: 4/10. Nudity: None. Prime.
Moloch (2022): “You science boys, you’re uninformed.” This Dutch folk horror tells — at a modest pace — the story of Bietrik and her family, who have suffered substantial losses over the generations. Events lead her to believe that her family may be cursed, haunted by some local entity. All in all, it’s a decent movie, wrapped around its own eerie mythology and leading to a striking conclusion. There’s a scene in a field that should have been left on the cutting room floor, and the second half lacks the sense of urgency and discovery that can really carry a movie, but I’d still recommend it for the atmosphere and some fine, creepy moments. Not bad for a writedirector’s first full length feature.
Gore: 3/10. Nudity: None. Trivia: While Moloch has often been thought of as a deity to whom children were sacrificed, more recent research suggests it was instead a type of sacrifice, one that involved children and was performed for various gods in the Levant, including the god of the Hebrews. Shudder
Lovely, Dark, and Deep (2023): “You’ve taken from us.” Georgina Campbell (Barbarian) is a forest ranger taking her first 90-day assignment in the deepest part of the woods in her fictional park. We see her settle in, go on multi-day walkabouts, and wrestle with a loss in her past. It’s a slow, scenic build to the weirdness, but it snowballs quickly. There’s a “walking simulator” aspect that follows which may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but Campbell kept me invested with her performance. While the film follows some tropes (things there one moment and gone the next, for example), it turns others on its head. While “in the forest” stories can go very different ways (as The Ritual, Gaia,and In the Earth demonstrate), I finished LD&D thinking of it as a folk horror. I’m curious if you agree. Gore: 5/10 for some red moments. Nudity: None. Trivia: The title comes from a Robert Frost poem you may have encountered in school. Tubi
What fine or forgettable flicks have been on your list this week?
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2024.05.17 11:25 Despinarri What does it mean when the Talent Zone and Portrait Zone have the same numbers?

What does it mean when the Talent Zone and Portrait Zone have the same numbers?
I have my chat, however, I saw that my Portrait Zone and Talent Zone have the same numbers can anyone help explain what that means? Does it change anything, or add a meaning? Or is it just something that happens?
https://preview.redd.it/m326dk80gy0d1.png?width=990&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb559170f97bec672d452e9271300feafa1c3c32
Thank you! If there is anything else you see and would like to add please let me know. I'm barely getting into the grove of reading my chart and deciphering it.
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2024.05.17 11:12 elphas_skiddy-boxers I can't wait 🤣

When E realises that someone has evidence they always claim that they are going to expose them. They do this to deflect away from any evidence posted of their behaviour.
Lately we have had the threat of exposing Exposed, which is funny in itself as only a few weeks ago when they exposed The Inspector (which turned out the photo and name was of the wrong person), they claimed to have Exposed's details.
Strangely enough, they seem to have shut up about The Inspector and it does make you wonder why......
Anyway, as they are now gobbing off because Action Fraud are investigating them following my communication with them, I can't help thinking it's going to get funny.
Firstly, let me just say that E was invited on more than one occasion to come and "say it to my face" and bottled it. Instead they did a pity me live claiming people were looking for them to attack them.
Secondly, E stated on a live that they would show all the bank statements. Funnily enough we are all still waiting.
But anyway, as E likes to claim they are going to expose people I can't wait for the following, because we all know this line is going to come:
"anyone know Elpha's Skiddy Boxers? Send me the details because I want to expose Elpha's Skiddy Boxers".
I mean, the previous landlord exposed Elpha's skiddy boxers🤣
Oh and E we know you are reading this. Remember when people contacted Rusty's in Newcastle and you claimed that whoever contacted them you were going to "smash them on the face"? Well I'm one of them.
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2024.05.17 10:52 Glad_Link6880 Cant load Windows -> Boot Loop and Bios reset

Cant load Windows -> Boot Loop and Bios reset
Hey!
Out of nowhere, my PC is stuck in a boot loop. When I enter the BIOS, it shows "Clear CMOS, Information" (second picture).
<- This happens every time after a restart.
The PC doesn't restart when I enter the BIOS, but only when I try to boot normally.
What's crazy are the voltage and temperatures <- 4090 at -1.0°C, lol.
I have already changed the BIOS battery, updated the BIOS, and reverted to older BIOS updates.
I know I'm just a random guy on the internet, but since I edit and make videos, it's urgently necessary.
Should I buy a new motherboard?
Specs: GPU: RTX 4090 MB: B650E AORUS Master CPU: 7950X3D
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2024.05.17 10:50 SadWasian I asked him for his number 😳

Some background: He's (21M) my (21F) coworker. We've been working together since June of last year but didn't really start talking to each other until September. We were hitting it off during the fall but didn't get the chance to work together as much during the spring due to scheduling changes. I definitely liked him first. I'm honestly not sure what I did to get him to like me back; I'm not particularly good at flirting at all. I guess I just annoyed him enough that I eventually started to grow on him. He's always asking me how I'm doing and how school's going. He goes out of his way to start a conversation with me. We have our little inside jokes; he's always teasing me about how aggressive I am. I've caught him looking at me several times.
Anyway, now that the school year is over, he's going to be doing an internship in another state for the next three months. I, on the other hand, am working on finding a new job so that I can move out. Suffice it to say, I'll probably be gone by the time he comes back to work in the fall. So, I decided to message him via our work communication app and ask for his contact information. I would have asked him in person, but our workplace only releases the schedule week-by-week, and it's not always consistent each week, so I didn't know that our last shift together (on May 5) would be our last 😔. This is a part-time job comprised mostly of high school and college students, so it's not like dating a coworker would risk my career or anything, and like I said, I'm planning on quitting anyway. What I said was this: "Hey, do you have Instagram or Snapchat or a phone number or something? Since I probably won't be working here by the time you come back in the fall. Idk just in case we never see each other again 😅".
I'm so scared. I was literally trembling as I sent the message. That was about six and a half hours ago; it's nearly 4 am now, so he's definitely not responding until morning. Was I too forward? Guys like it when girls make the first move, don't they? Did I make the right decision? I mean the worst he can say is no, right? Or, I guess, leave me on read, in this case. I'm worried I might be bothering him during finals week, although I think nearly everyone's finals are over at this point. I know he's a super busy guy; if he doesn't get back to me right away, I understand. I just couldn't hold back any longer; I was worried he'd stop looking at our work app over the summer and I'd lose my chance forever.
I'm also worried that he thinks I lost interest in him. I feel like I was bolder when talking to him during the fall, but these past few months I've been kind of shy around him since we hardly see each other anymore. Sometimes my mind just goes blank around him. I'm able to socialize with my other coworkers really easily because I'm not attracted to any of them, but when it's just us one-on-one my brain is just like "Oh my god, cute guy!" and turns to mush and I forget how to speak. Most of the time he's the one initiating the conversations and I feel bad. But I don't know, maybe I'm just overthinking things.
Lastly, I'm worried he might think less of me now that I've dropped out of college. I told him during our last shift together that I had dropped out about a month ago, and the way he reacted seemed a bit judgmental. I don't think he meant to be judgmental, though; I think he just had no idea what to say. Or maybe I'm just hypersensitive to criticism, I don't know. I didn't want to go into the personal reasons (mental health and family stuff) behind why I decided to drop out (although I think he can kind of tell something's up), so I'm worried he just thinks I'm lazy and a quitter. It doesn't help that I tend to goof off and socialize a lot during work; not to the point where I'm not doing my job, but enough that it's clear I'm definitely not the hardest worker there. He, on the other hand, is super conscientious about his work; he has a great work ethic, which I admire. I think we just view work in different ways. I'm never going to slack off so much that I'm hurting my coworkers, but I'm also not going to put in maximum effort for a corporation that doesn't even pay me a living wage. I'm just worried that he sees the way I act at work and thinks of me as this ditzy dumbass when I'm so much more than that.
I've never actually been in a relationship, but I have had quite a few crushes, and I can say without a doubt he's the biggest crush I've ever had. I know everyone views their crush through rose-colored glasses, and while I know he's not perfect, this man is seriously a walking green flag. He's so smart, handsome, and funny. He's the sweetest guy; I don't think he has a mean bone in his body. He's always trying to cheer me up whenever I'm down. He's effortlessly kind to everyone and goes out of his way to help people. Did I mention we work at a movie theater? Well, during the worst shift of my life, two weeks after Barbenheimer (fun for audiences, but absolute madness for movie theater employees), I was stuck working the concessions stand completely alone on a Saturday night (usually we would have three to four employees on such a busy night). It was chaos; literally a nonstop line for at least an hour and a half, with absolutely no help from my managers (until I had a mini mental breakdown later that night, but I digress). Anyway, my crush was literally the only one who helped me prior to my mini mental breakdown. He was working as an usher that night (one of the people who cleans the theaters after each movie) and stayed ten minutes past the end of his shift to help me make popcorn and restock the concessions stand. He didn't have to do that. Our managers worked us like dogs that summer; most people would have been out of there the moment their shift ended. But not him. This was before we had even started talking, definitely before he started reciprocating feelings. There was no ulterior motive here. He just saw a coworker struggling and decided to go out of his way to help, with no benefit to himself. Because that's just the type of person he is. And that might seem like a small thing to you guys, but I feel like genuine kindness is so rare these days. I feel it's such a dog-eat-dog world out there; seems like we're all becoming more and more individualistic, and that everyone is only looking out for themselves. I don't know, I just hear horror stories about shitty guys all the time, and he just seems different.
I'm just terrified of the response (or lack thereof) I'm going to wake up to in the morning. Because even if he does give me his number, what then? There's been this unspoken chemistry and connection between us for months now. One of us has to confess our feelings, right? Will it be me? Will it be him? Will either of us have the guts to do it? It's our last chance. It's now or never. And I feel like maybe I'm not in the best place in my life for a relationship... but are any of us ever truly ready for one? I couldn't help falling for him when I did. I just feel like if I don't take that risk and confess my feelings to him now, I'm going to regret it for the rest of my life. And even if he rejects me, or we try dating and it doesn't work out, at least I can say I tried. The pain of rejection is nothing compared to the pain of regret, right?
I just need some reassurance and support. Someone tell me I made the right decision. And wish me luck 😅
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2024.05.17 10:50 Glad_Link6880 Cant load Windows -> Boot Loop and Bios reset

Cant load Windows -> Boot Loop and Bios reset
Hey!
Out of nowhere, my PC is stuck in a boot loop. When I enter the BIOS, it shows "Clear CMOS, Information" (second picture).
<- This happens every time after a restart.
The PC doesn't restart when I enter the BIOS, but only when I try to boot normally.
What's crazy are the voltage and temperatures <- 4090 at -1.0°C, lol.
I have already changed the BIOS battery, updated the BIOS, and reverted to older BIOS updates.
I know I'm just a random guy on the internet, but since I edit and make videos, it's urgently necessary.
Should I buy a new motherboard?
Specs: GPU: RTX 4090 MB: B650E AORUS Master CPU: 7950X3D
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2024.05.17 10:47 Exotic-Asparagus-182 Cybersecurity consultant (AppSec)

PERSONALIA
2. EMPLOYER PROFILE
3. CONTRACT & CONDITIONS
4. SALARY
5. MOBILITY
6. OTHER
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2024.05.17 10:45 Glad_Link6880 Cant load Windows -> Boot Loop and Bios reset

Hey!
Out of nowhere, my PC is stuck in a boot loop. When I enter the BIOS, it shows "Clear CMOS, Information" (second picture).
<- This happens every time after a restart.
The PC doesn't restart when I enter the BIOS, but only when I try to boot normally.
What's crazy are the voltage and temperatures <- 4090 at -1.0°C, lol.
I have already changed the BIOS battery, updated the BIOS, and reverted to older BIOS updates.
I know I'm just a random guy on the internet, but since I edit and make videos, it's urgently necessary.
Should I buy a new motherboard?
Specs: GPU: RTX 4090 MB: B650E AORUS Master CPU: 7950X3D
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2024.05.17 10:43 Complete_Plum539 What type of scam is this please?

What type of scam is this please?
I already know its a scam, I'm just not sure what type. Guy came with videos and pictures of the CEO of the company, Websites and everything. I had to respect the hustle involved in making it look legit.
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2024.05.17 10:42 themistergraves Discussion about the effectiveness of CCP propaganda on Taiwanese citizens

In my 4 years here, I've had several private conversations with Taiwanese co-workers. These are all conversations that they have initiated after gaining their trust. They all know that I used to live in China. None of them have ever even visited China. And yet they all had the same conclusion- Taiwan should submit to China now, as the situation is hopeless, and it will only get worse the longer Taiwan insists on a status quo approach.
This happened again a few nights ago at a dinner. Someone whose ancestors have been in Taiwan for over 200 years telling me things like, "I know they don't have Democracy, but at least they are RICH while Taiwan is POOR, so maybe they can help us be richer" and "I don't think America will defend us anyway, so it's probably better if we just submit to China now. That way no Taiwanese have to die!"
I obviously have no definitive proof that their opinions were formed as the result of consuming CCP propaganda, but I suspect that's the case, and also the case they are not even aware of when they are consuming CCP propaganda.
I am certain that these opinions are not shared by the majority of adults in Taiwan, but I've never had a private conversation with a Taiwanese coworker where they said something like, "Hey. What was China really like? What did you think about how people live there?" Instead, oddly, they simply formed their own opinions about how China is "not so bad" without ever going there or even asking the opinion of someone that lived there.
Anyway, just wanted to start a discussion. Have you seen that your Taiwanese peers are vulnerable to CCP propaganda, or perhaps not even recognizing that the lines they repeat about Taiwan being poor and helpless are fed to them by the CCP?
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2024.05.17 10:34 inv8drzim Can't access home assistant through VPN -- App or Web loads forever

I'm running containerized HA via docker-compose running on a raspberry pi 4 8gb
My HA instance is on at http://192.168.0.5:8123/, i can access that from the local net, but not the VPN My Node-Red instance is accessible at http://192.168.0.5:1880 from the local net and the VPN My Hass-configurator instance is available at http://192.168.0.5:3218, I can also access this from both the local net and vpn
I noticed that it seemed like the webpage was loading forever so I curled it, and that was successful as well. Let me know if any of you would like to see curl output
I only have one error in my error log, but I've been getting that error since I installed HA and long before I attempted connecting via VPN:
Logger: aiohttp.server Source: /uslocal/lib/python3.12/site-packages/aiohttp/web_protocol.py:421 First occurred: 4:22:38 AM (92 occurrences) Last logged: 4:30:14 AM Error handling request Traceback (most recent call last): File "/uslocal/lib/python3.12/site-packages/aiohttp/web_protocol.py", line 350, in data_received messages, upgraded, tail = self._request_parser.feed_data(data) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ File "aiohttp/_http_parser.pyx", line 557, in aiohttp._http_parser.HttpParser.feed_data aiohttp.http_exceptions.BadStatusLine: 400, message: Invalid method encountered: b'\x16\x03\x01\x01T\x01' 
Since I can navigate to the node-red and hass-configurator pages, I have to assume the issue lies directly with Home Assistant. I haven't edited my configuration.yaml in any way to support using the VPN, is there something I'm missing?
Edit: Additional info I realized that the issue is with the reply from the HA webserver because of this:
I connected my phone to wi-fi and disabled the vpn, then logged into HA. On my dashboard there is a button card that controls a light in my room.
I disabled wifi and connected the vpn
I pressed the button to toggle the light, and the light toggles! The state of the button as shown by the page doesn’t change though. If i refresh the page, it times out.
How can I troubleshoot the reason why the HA webserver isn’t responding to IP’s on the VPN lan?
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2024.05.17 10:33 Glad_Link6880 PC kann nicht gestartet werden -> Boot-Loop und BIOS-Reset

PC kann nicht gestartet werden -> Boot-Loop und BIOS-Reset
Hey!
Aus dem nichts steckt mein PC in einer Bootschleife fest. Wenn ich das BIOS betrete, erscheint „Clear CMOS, Information“ (zweites Bild).
<- Das passiert jedes Mal nach dem Neustart.
Der PC startet nicht neu, wenn ich das BIOS betrete, sondern nur, wenn ich versuche, den PC normal zu booten.
Was verrückt ist, sind die Spannung und die Temperaturen <- 4090 bei -1,0 °C, lol.
Ich habe bereits die BIOS-Batterie gewechselt, das BIOS aktualisiert und auf alte BIOS-Updates aktualisiert.
Ich weiß, ich bin nur ein Random Typ im Internet, aber weil ich Videos schneide und mache ist es dringend notwendig 🙏🏼
Soll ich ein neues Mainboard kaufen?
Specs: Gpu: Rtx 4090 MB: b650e aorus master Cpu: 7950x3d
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2024.05.17 10:30 Glad_Link6880 Cant load Windows -> Boot Loop and Bios reset

Hey!
Just out of nowhere my pc is stuck in a bootloop. If im entering the bios "Clear Cmos, Information"(second image) appears.
<- This happens every time after restart.
The PC won't restart if im enteribg Bios only if im trying to normally boot the pc.
Whats crazy is the voltage and temperatures <- 4090 chilling at -1.0 °C lol.
I already changed the BIOS Battery,Updates the BIOS,Updated to old bios Updates
I know im just a random guy in the Internet but I need urgently help as im a Content Creator 🙏🏼.
Should I buy a new mainboard?
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