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2024.05.17 12:08 pulki10 Jee ko chodo IIT ka sapna todo

Hello dosto ! Tho Aaj mein aapko ek bache ki story sunata hu uska naam tha chintu . Abhi bho 10th ka bord mein 77% Lata h abhi bho sochta hai ki konse subject lu. Tho chintu YouTube par kisi jhootuber ki ek video dekhta hai ki ek bacha Jo ki 10th board mein 75% lane ke baad bhi IIT mein air 247 Lata hai aree dosto mein Nishant Jindal ki baat nhi kar rha hu kyuki uss par baghwan mehrwan tha aur bho khate hai na bhagwan mehrwan tho gadha phelwan kher chodo mein kisi aur ki baat kar rha tha Abhi uss video ko dekhna ke baad chintu fully motivated ho jata h Bo sochta hai ki agar koi bacha 75% lakar jee jaise exam crack kar sakta hai tho Mein kyu nhi kar sakta tho usne bhi soch liya ki mein bhi IIT jaunga aur ye usne aapne jivaan ki sabse badi galati kar dithi kyuki bho Jo bacha 75% laya tha Bo cbse board se tha aur chintu apni state boards se tha aab chalo galati hogyi hai tho kya kar sakte hai usne 11th class mein pcm liya aur koi coaching join kar liya abhi kya tha phele paper ne hi use aukat dhikha di abhi kya tha fir se Bo couching ko galat samazjne laga Abhi Bo firse YouTube par jaata hai aur dekhta hai strategy videos video dekhta dekhta usko PW ke bare mein pata chalta hai abhi ye uske dusre sabse badi galati kyuki yha par tho timepass khud teacher kareta halaki phadne Bala bacha time pass par focus nhi karta lekin chintu phadne Bala thodi tha Bo IIT Jane Bala tha to usne aapna apna naam bhi chintu chala IIT rakh liya aur uske chat PW mein itni famous hu ki aaj har pw ka teacher usse janta hai chintu chala IIT ke naam se. Lekin uski itni mehnat chat par karni ki bajah se bichara IIT nhi pauch saka lekin aaj bho famous itna ho gya hai ki PW ke har batch mein chintu chala IIT ke naam se Kam se kam 100 -200 id tho uhe mil jayengi
Moral of the story - yaa tho class mein topper ban jao tho aap famous ho jaoge yaa fir looser ban jao aap famous ho jaoge.🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2024.05.17 11:56 This-Concern-1859 What is the point of life?

I have spent the first 10 years of my life sleeping on floor, right beside my parents bed and hoping that one day it will all change. I will have a better life coz bollywood taught me that. My parents got me admitted in this okayish private school, jiske fees ka jugaad karna was the toughest thing every single quarter. Hamesha udhar hi lena padta tha. Isliye, I tried my best to study hard and top the class every single time. I did that. I also helped my mom with her chores coz health issues kaafi the unko. Dad could and would never buy any health insurance, no savings but haan 30-40 lakhs ka loan he has saved for us, so maybe yay!! On top of it, I got admitted into this psychology course and I understood too much about my grief, inta jitna janna meri sehat ke liye bilkul accha hi nahi tha. mera bhai is exact dad ka photocopy. Essentially na ma ko kabhi izzat milti na mujhe. My dad wanted me to pursue UPSC but lenders ghar aane lage aur cheezei bhaut kharab ho gayi. I had to take up jobs in college to pay for fees and then had to support my dad. Padhai ne poori back seat leli aur poora focus bus paisa earn karna. 9-5 ke baad jab ghar aao to mummy apni zindagi ko kosti, bhai hamesha earphones lagake baitha rehta aur mai unki sunti. Kayi baar is chakkar me papa se bhot behes bhi hui aur bhai se to pucho hi mat. Shayad chup rehna hi behtar hai. Then, I relocated to BLR for sometime (I was making almost 1+ lakh/pm and I thought acche logon ke beech me rehne se maybe mai kuch accha kar paun). 7 months baad maa ki tabiyat zyada kharab ho gayi hai aur ab mujhe wapas yahan aana pada. Ghar ke haalaat dekhti hun to man karta hai ki apna sar kahin jaake fod lun. This doctor has recommended a surgery jo ab unavoidable hai. sadly, na mediclaim hai aur na hi paise. Wo 7 mahine pehli baar maine life me peace feel kiya. subha uthke bina lade brkfast milna, raat ko khane ke baad bina roye sona. paise mere paas BLR me bhi nahi the kyunki mai sab ghar bhijwa deti except rent and for minor grocery lekin calmness was bharpuur.
Kaash mai apne apko bacha paun.
On that note guys, ye bus rant hai. shayad is ummeed se ki koi relate kar paye, ya pata nahi. Sorry agar kisi ka keemti waqt waste hua ho.
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2024.05.17 10:58 Forsaken_Fan_5974 Saba and her in laws

Saba waise bhi maudaha kam rehti hai plus vlogs main bhi kam dikhte hai sunny ke parents toh theek se unke baare main hum nahi bata sakte .Saba ne sunny se shadi karke apni life main khud hi bhasad machayi hai.Wo apne terms par apni life jee rahi hai ( paiso ke dam par sab ko bribe karke). Uski family lalchi hai par yaar itna bhi nahi ki apni beti se attachement nahi hoga.Value uski badh gayi hai waha ab bas pehle se. Sunny ki family ke saath na attachement hai na koi special treatment milta hai bas apni earning ka thoda share dekar bahu ki responsibilty puri karwa raha hai sunny. PS - Sunny lalchi bura phasa diya apne parents ko.
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2024.05.17 10:22 Roacho89 Fuck you CBSE .. Science challenge online 2nd level

Tum me se kisika cbse science challenge ki link open Hui kya? To mene 1st level exam di thi school me aur 2nd level ke liye select hua , aaj holiday ke din 11:30 baje school bulaya to give the exam in our computer lab , 6 log aaye the waha , exam 12 se 1 tak tha. Jab 12 baje tab exam portal me login hee nahi hua , computer sir explained ki bohot zyada website traffic ki wajah se ye kaam nahi karrha . cbse website ki problem hai . Baki school me bhi call kiye the sir ne unhone ne bhi bola ki website open nahi horhi , 1 bhi baj Gaya aur parents bhi aagye the .. ek ladki ko durr gav se Ghar ayi thi just for this exam. This is wrong cbse
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2024.05.17 09:52 Wide-Use-5810 Bhai kasam se rona aa raha hai

Bhai kal mera bday tha. Mai kai dino se uc ka subscription ka bol rha tha papa se, but unhone kaha tha price drop hone de. Kal jab hua to, papa ne krdiya. Or mummy nani ke ghar thi, waha se unhone bhi apne number pe leliya yr😥😥😢. Ab itna regret ho rha h ki, mummy ko mana kr deta pehle hi. Plss yaar agar kisi ko chahiye to btana 5000 me, originally 7000 me kharida tha😭😭.
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2024.05.17 09:34 Emotional_Offer8686 Help me idk what can I do but if yk then help 😭

I'm 18 currently in class 12th. Jb Maine 10th pass Kiya mera result 66.4% tha below avg student hu mujhe jee ke bare mein dost ne bataya or bola dono sath me hi preparation krenge fir bola avi 10th ke baad admission nhi lene agle saal admission lenge 11th me ek saal drop le ke 9th 10th ka basics strong kr lo pta nhi kaise ye bakchod wala idea Maine maan bhi liya or addmission nhi liya lekin us saal Maine kuch bhi nhi padha sir video games, movies, social media yhi sb Kiya pure ek saal waste kr diye fir 11th me addmission liya socha ab se padhunga fir whi haal hua padhai ka aadat hi chut gya to kaise padhta 11th bhi pura waste kr diya ek single chapter bhi nhi padha 2 saal se book copy touch bhi nhi Kiya Aisa bhi nhi tha ki Mai bohot enjoy kr rha tha lekin padhne ka bilkul maan nhi krta tha padhai se maan hi hat gya Ghar mein bhi sab bolna chor diye hai dost log ke sath reh ke Nasha bhi krne lga hu avi 12th me gya online batch liya hu pw ka sb kuch hai padhne ke liya sara resource for bhi ab maan hi nhi kr rha padhne ka 12th ka class 1 April se start hua ek single lecture nhi attend Kiya hu mujhe bhi nhi pta hai ki Mai ky kr rha hu din bhar phone use krna or raat ko soo Jana kabhi kabhi to suicide krne ka bhi Maan Kiya hai. I wasted 18 years of my life😭😓
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2024.05.17 08:16 Professional-Rate604 Suicide attempt looking real good now

They killed my dog that I had raised and made me sign the papers. I don't particularly hate my father because even he did not have a say but it was my mother's doing. She is in her school doing whatever the fuck she does and made me kill what I could call my child. 9 days to jee. Drop year. Already depressed as fuck. Everything is falling apart. I force myself to live and study everyday. Now she does that. Aaj ke din na padhai hui na hone vali hai. Emotional bakchodi on top. Kyun karra hun jee. Kiske liye kar raha hun. Melatonin ke gummies pade hain mere pass sleeping problems hain. Kya hi karna hai behen ki chut 20 gummies kha lunga apne aap full apne kutte ki tarah hi mar jaunga. Voh bhi neend ki tarah site hue mara hoga main bhi mar jata hu. Kutte ki ma ka bhosda baki sab bhi chuda hi hua hai. Bas one more reason to hate life. Aur voh behen ka loda nadi mein doob gaya tha fir bhi madarchod bach gaya. Uske severe physical trauma hua mental fits ki vajah se fir bhi bhagwan ne bacha liya. Ek mahine tak dhudhte rage fir bhi ni mila fir bhi bhagwan ne bacha liya. Aur in behen ke Lodon ne mar diya. I could basically not do much for him because mujhe jee pe focus karna hai. There were ways to save him but they instead chose to "euthanize" him. Pretty sure that's what awaits me if I am in a similar condition. Conditional love hai bhai. Kai bar kaha hai mujhse chor denge terko ek do bar ghar ke bahar rat mein bhi nikala hai. There is literally no hope. Let's see how my mind pulls me out this time. Agar kisi ko background pata hoga to he must know main vaise bhi mentally chuda hi hua hun it's the final straw. Like the official mini form of tragedy. Let's observe how my mind pulls me out of this vortex. Let's see how I save myself. Let's sit and watch.
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2024.05.17 07:48 No_Pollution_1312 Pls Guys, thoda explain kar if IAT 2025 is possible for me to give or not?? GENUINE PROBLEM

I can be considered a dropper maybe
i will explain my situation in some way
2023 - Grade 12th given - got 68% as I was sick that time - jee main 2023 - 92.3%ile (was not jee prep student from the start only just gave it because dosto ne bhi form bhare the). Physics se saare marks the zyadatar as it was my best subject
now as 12th marks were poor, mujhe state me bhi kahi acchhe college me admission nahi milta for competitive branches
so basically, I gave whole 12th again. In gujarat state board, you have to give the whole ass 12th again and your previous result (in my case 2023 12th result was invalid now and its record is no longer available)
so now, mene 2024 me 12th wapis diya and was able to secure 96% in PCM (thankfully)
par iss saal mene JEE Main 2024 nahi diya hai because mujhe tha ki kya karunga yeh dekar iss saal
now main question is about IAT (IISER Aptitude test) 2025. kyuki iss saal ab toh form bhar nahi sakta. can I give the IAT 2025 now given my situtation, as it mentions ki agar double dropper ho toh bhi you can give IAT exam now
mere case me toh on paper me 2024 ka 12th student man ne aaunga coz 2023 result doesn't exist
my physics is good enough right now. Maths me obviously itna acchi nahi hu at Mains level
also can I give JEE Mains 2025 as well? pls thoda bata do Also will I be eligible for Jee Advanced or not?? I am so confused. But agar sirf IAT bhi mil jaaye dene ko, then I am fine as well. I am asking Simply because mene 2023 advanced diya nahi as my marks were poor in 12th itself. So I did not fill out form
also IISc Banglore's criteria is you should've passed class 12 from 2023 or 2024 for the 2024 exam
in my case, my class 12th is obviously passed from 2024 now, but my school leaving certificate is from 2023 only as they have to give LC to students who passed that year. as I passed in every subject.
so pls pls pls help me here.
mujhe pata hai thoda confusing scene hai meri, but koi help kar sakta hai toh kar do pls
thanks for reading till here
bye
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2024.05.16 23:18 Purplemembrane100 Regret choosing pcb. 🥲

My fellow CUETIES💀. Gave physics paper today, was just lying down and doing some introspection at 2 am💀. As title says mai pcb lekar pachta raha hun. Drop liya tha neet ke liye fir bhi 506 arahe hain(expected). Ye chutiya neet ne gand chod di aur Sala 25lakh lodu Har Saal same paper de rahe hain aur saale badte ja rahe hain.
Bhai agar gandu society ke pressure me aake science he lene thee to mc maths bhi leleta maths me mai theek thak tha(10th me maths me 85+% the). Math se bachne ke liye chutiya biology leli. Lekin interest to sst me tha 🙃. Aur Sst me Mera 98 the marks 10th me wo bhi ek week padhke. Aur sala ye chutiya biology me koi scope he nahi hai sirf mmbs, mds ya Sala chutiya bsc🤡. Wo bhi mmbs karene me 6 Saal fir uske baad 4-5 Saal specialization 💀. Tum 10 saal padhe sirf 1, 2 lakh monthly earn Kama ne liye.
Udhar maths ke bina kuch hai hi nahi hai nahi sst me aur nahi science me, looking at you bio🥲).
Btech bcs karne wale to sirf 4 Saal ke baad hi earn karna start kar dete hain AGAR achi placement mile to. Aur usko karne ke liye 20lakh jee karne ko bhag te hain chodu mals, aka one of the toughest exam of the world with extreme competition. Not including jee adv aka THE TOUGHEST EXAM 💀💀💀💀💀😅 Aur usme be 25 to 30 percent IIT wale jobless hain to socho normal btech karne wale ka kya hoga.
Aur finally sala ye cuet ka bhi physics aur maths ka azeeb sa tha paper 40 mins ( excluding 20 mins of randi rona of signatures by chutiya nta) me esa paper jo tum neet aur jee ke level ke questions karna. Pyq aur mock to bada easy tha bhai ye lodu cuet ne wakt Badal diya jazabat Badal deye. Ye oil drop wala question mene to puri aakash ki module me Asa question na deka mc.
Kash mene apne boards ke marks dekh ke select kari hoti apne stream.🥲🥲
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2024.05.16 22:19 aadityavsingh999 This sub does not deserve me. Goodbye.

This sub does not deserve me. Goodbye.
This is what I face everyday.
Maine kya wrong kiya h kisi ne bataya bhi nahi.
Downvoting is fine. Mujhe samjha vo Tejuuu-esque trend tha jo ki sab masti me kar rahe the and usse mujhe dikkat bhi nahi. Maine pahle bhi kaafi baar bola hai as long as 100+ karma h tab tak mujhe farak nahi padta.
Bakchodi jahan chal rahi h vahan karo downvote, fine.
My question is jab Mai genuinely help karta hun logon ki us time bhi downvote kyun hote h??
Next time kis muh se karun help (phew, now there will be no next time on this sub).
Maine ek bhi baar kisi se khudse rudely nahi baat ki h jabtak saamne wale ne na ki ho and i stand proud knowing i have done nothing wrong on this sub ever.
Har baar koi suicidal person dikha maine usko approach kiya.
Numerous comments on advice posts.
Always promoting people to push forward and succeed.
And uske baad bhi ye treatment??
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Keeping all that aside, maine ek jagah bola tha 'IMS is the most cuck sub on reddit'.
I was wrong, medicoretards h vo.
Obviously i am not generalizing because of some people, ik many of you are fine but as far as i have understood, majority of this sub lacks people with brains.
Tum sabne apna conscience kill kardiya h.
If getting any GMC was the goal then itni fees kyun baha di coaching me? Bas school jaoge toh bhi 620 630 aa hi jane chahiye saari MTG solve karke, vo kyun nhi kiya??
I get Lesser Marks than expected and then rant on this sub toh mai showoff hogaya. Ok theek tum log ko lag raha hoga.
Then I am still sad but i move on and start studying MBBS FY subjects to forget my bad score (a score which betrays my potential), tab bhi mai showoff hun tum log ke hisaab se. Ok theek h.
And agar mai khud akela padh raha hota FY ka tab samajh bhi aata ki m khud updates daal raha hun, koi interested nahi, hence show off.
But
That is clearly not the case, I have received countless DMs regarding the thread which clearly shows people are interested (And there are consistent members on the thread, just to add to the evidence).
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This sub is a huge long orgy of mindless zombies sucking each others cocks, spanning multiple drop years, with all involved members moaning "650+ aajaye toh mauj aajayegi" blind to the truth.
650+ will be the new 600+ next year. And I'm not even sure about this year.
Agar sirf GMC lena hi goal tha toh jisne coaching li vo chutiya hi h.
This rant can be endless but maine apna point clear kardiya.
Tum sab ke sab jo is echo chamber ke part ho uska selection nahi hoga. Gand maralo sab.
(tum log jaante ho kon kon, by sab I dont mean all).
I am leaving this sub for good, not because I have been intimidated but because you people do not deserve me.
And jo log thread me involved the batao ab kya karna h??
medicoretards pr toh nahi post karunga m, is sub ke general populace ke liye MBBS me kya padhna hota h usko mystery hi rahne dete h.
I guess they'll never know 😉.
(This is the first and last time I have flexed my selection)
My DMs will always be open for people seeking help (and do know how to ask for it respectfully).
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May this orgy continue.
Goodbye.
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2024.05.16 21:53 Savant_Demiurge Rome wasn't Build in One day, Neither was My Hate for NTA

NTA ne abb CUET ko bhi Nahi Chhoda
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2024.05.16 21:52 Ok-Mathematician3639 abb toh thakk chuka hun

cuet ki prep ke time maine 90+ mock kre. 10 -15 english ke, 35 eco ke. mocks ke alawa question bank bhi kre. ye sb krne ka lekin fayda hi nhi hua mkc. engish me 30min hi mile krne ko jisme formality wale randi rone the center ke. eco me bc center wale thik the, lekin paper kya fuddu aaya. itni practice ke baad bhi bss 1-2 familiar question mile. sb bc youtubers pehle bolre the ki ye krlo isme se hi aega, lekin bc nta ne gaand mardi. english se pehle srcc ka goal tha, english ke baad sochne laga ki bc north miljae kuch na kuch krke. abb eco ke baad drop lene ka sochra hun. itne mkc mock kre maine, i scored 188-200 sbme lekin jb fr marks lane the tb bc aa nhi rahe. iss point pe mai acc aur bst bass formality ke liye dera hun.
nta ki mkc<3
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2024.05.16 18:45 username_archie Meri gaand ka dard - physical education madarchod

English already bigad chuka h pe ka toh syllabus hii lund hai (cbse aur icse ko mila k banaya h) padhne k liye chutt koi resource nhi h ... Wo ek zaki saudagar padhaya h 2023 m toh wo bhi bkl upar upar se karaya h ab pyq har baar alag alg chiz k ke mai panic krri hu gaand gota m muh m aagaya h , kal paper h meri gaand m pata nhi konsa keeda tha jo PE liii Upar se zaki ne notes bhi paid rkhe hain aur videos baar baar dekhna aand lgra uss bhadwe k Ab mujhe bhut bura h ... Mujhe sch m du chahiye the ab itni mehnat krne k baad itni gaannd ghis ne k baad aankho k saamne sb bikhar ta dekh nhu paari Jeevan m pehli baar itna padhi thi pr sb gud gobar hogaya Hath m time h sb h pr phir bhi gaand marwaungi kal mai Thank youu universe ❤️
Help kr sakte ho toh pls kro Resource batao
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2024.05.16 18:21 Trick-Chocolates EXAM HALL EXPERIENCE (Gone wild)

Exam centre was in middle of nowhere and fans were barely working. 3 classes ko EIK SAATH baithaya. 2 bacche eik seat pe side by side 30 cm se kam duri. Mere room ke bahar 6A likha tha par andar 7A likha tha. Invigilators ke naam pe just college pass outs laga diye aur wo bhi gine chune gawar the. Unhone paper to time we diya par open cheating allow kar di. Like invigilators bagal me khade and bacche baat kar rahe hai.
Like not even kidding, open cheating chal rahi thi and they were just ignoring. Class me bahaut Shor Ho raha tha and I couldn't focus because of that. Lagbhag 30 minutes Baan Maine invigilator se Nola ki Shor knatam karwae paper Dene me dikkat Ho rahi hai
Us bande ne literally ja ke bola “Baccho shor kam karo bahar aawaj chali jaegi” 💀 I was speechless. Like bhai cheating kar rahe hai sab aur tu invigilator hai apna kaam to kar. Hame 1st exam khatam hone ke baad class me 20min baithaya aur usne pata chala ki mere se eik seat bagal wale ne mujhse and uske aage wale se copy kiya and kuch na aate hue bhi uske hum dono se acche Numbers aayenge like WTH.
Physics ke exam ke baad bahar nikla pani bharne to pata chala ki balti me se nikal ke paani peena hai jo obviously utna saaf nahi dikh raha tha and jo uncle nikal ke de rahe the wo bhi pure paseene me the. So mai to pyaasa hi wapas class me chala gaya.
Maths ke same cheez repeat hui. It’s baar sabko pata tha ki invigilators nikamme hai to kai baccho ne to group bana ke cheating ki.
And eik aur baat, BRO 2ND PAPER ME BIOMETRIC HI NAHI LIYA ! I am so fucking scared and angry at the same time. It’s just a shit storm
I can’t remember all the crazy shit (because trust me there was a lot) so I’ll add it when I get more free time.
Peace and the hell with you exam administration…
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2024.05.16 17:45 FpizzaXD Guys Need Help

First I will give you my story and then tell you the issue.
Story- I took Non med, because i didnt know what to do. Joined Aakash & started preparing for IIT. At coaching, i could understand everything but when i went home i just didnt want to open the modeules, revise notes or do anything. I just couldn't study. I gave myself reasons- I am doing this for my parents, i am doing this to prove myself, etc but none worked. I just didnt want to study. I had very low marks in tests, teachers ne bhi motivate & scold kara but I JUST COULD'NT study. Pata nahi kaise ek saal hogaya. In currently in 12th. In april- March, mere ko feeling aane lagi ki Jee is not the problem, I dont like BTech. I am in the wrong heat.
i dont want to make the same mistake again, bina research kare decision lena like in 11th.
Issue- I am thinking to do CUET with PCM and do BCOM/ BBA in a DU? Is it the right choice? Scope hai iska kuch..Thoda bahut parents ko ye sab bataya...They thinks BTech is very helpful, life me madad karega etc...I didnt say much.
Yes, i dont like PCM, but it is the only way? Because it is alteast better than going in a college and doing something for 4 years that i dont like?!
Please guide me. There's a bit more to the story. I have shared the relevant bits.
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2024.05.16 17:38 meboruto Gonna rant about Maths so hear me out

Maths ke paper me time waise hi 1 ghante ka(90 secs per question) usme bhi gadho ke bacho ne is type ke questions diye ki steps hojaye answer ke aas paas bhi na pohocho aur questions ko Kam lengthy nhi banaya retards ne.itna Ganda exam past life me kabhi nhi Gaya Aur inke sign wali bakchodgiri ne itna disturb Kiya na koi focus hi na kar ske upar se Bhai rough work ka kya Mai dang se questions kar hi nhi paa rha atleast sheets hi provide karwadete itni kya hi problem hai I feel so tired have to convince my parents to not take tomorrow's exam(fayda waise hi nhi hai kaun dega 18 attempts Wale ko DU)
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2024.05.16 15:58 Frosty-Beautiful-648 Aakash!!!

So I joined offline coaching finally kyuki meri mummy ko mujhe bs ghr se bahar dekhna h!!! Pehle kbhi offline nhi Kia aur introvert hu upar se 2 saal se ghr p hu jo thoda bht personality development hua tha 12th m vo bhi ud gya🥲
Kl mera first day h aur batch ka bhi I don't know shitt kya krna hota h kaha Jana hota h kl kuch hoga bhi ya sirf bakchodi? Kisi ne mujhse kuch puch lia to? Mujhe kisi se baat karni pdi to? Khair this is what going inside my head rn...social anxiety at its peak🙂
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2024.05.16 15:36 Fradeontreak Physics me Time nahi Diya guys

Sara time OMR aur Signature Dene aur lene me nikal diya ek ldki ne OMR mark bhi nahi kiya and teacher ne sheet cheen li it's NTA baby Fuck U NTA mere 8 questions chuute jo ki mere ko ate the numerical the vo 😔😔😔 usme kam se kam 2 ya 3 min lagta per numerical but kya he kar sakte h aur Maths bilkul CUET pyq jesi nahi aai lol 😔😔
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2024.05.16 15:02 okayimcyclops Depressed

Mai 2023 ka pass out student hu ajj first time cuet dene gya aur guess what physics bekar gya😃 Mai March se apne domains padh rha hu aur one shot me pura syllabus khatm kr diya safal batch se notes revise kre subah subah formula revise kre paper aya aur hag diya bc 34 ques kre aur usme se max tukke Maree hai idk what's wrong with me kitna bhi try kr lo yeh science padhne ka mere se nhi hota Ghar walo ke khene pe science le liya 11th me kyuki lockdown tha aur free meh mil rhi thi meri life ki sabse biggest mistake thi science background meh jana mera shurwat se interest social science meh tha lekin science leli🤡 Bc kal aur ajj itna padhayi ki sab chize revise marri aur bc paper bhi fuck kr diya idk ab du meh ba ke courses milenge ki nhi milenge north campus toh pakka nhi milega uske liye 750+ chahie hote aur mere 600 ajaye woh bhut baddi baat hai lekin ajj bhut bura laga tbh yeh physics ke paper meh 60 min kaise beet gye pata bhi nhi chala 💔😂 Bs kal physical ka phir legal phir eng gt and bio Anne wale papers me accha perform krna hai ab Thank you for reading 🙏
Chalo choro mai waise bhi du sol meh hu pichle sall ek pvt college me addmission kra diya tha mere maa bapp ne lekin maine woh college chor diya uske chutiyapa ke karan 🤡 Yeh waise bhi mere last chance tha iske badd se physics ko haat nhi lagaunga kya krunga agar iss sall admission nhi hoga waise Mai bhi 2nd year meh ajaunga lekin ha ek baat confirm hai ki cuet pg ya masters krunga toh regular hi krunga waise bhi mera science field me janne ka Mann nhi 22 ko legal ka paper hai agar llb ke course meh bhi admission mil gya toh mai bhut khush rhunga nhi krni yeh science madarchod rat race nhi hoti science bhenchod
Ajj pata nhi Aisa lag rha hai ki itni mehnat ke badd bhi paper bekar gya toh bura lag rha hai choro kya hi bolu 💔
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2024.05.16 14:50 halfhumanhalfgoddess Farts are omnipresent!

Haan sahi padha aapne, maine farts hi likha hai. Jaise Bachpan mein school mein sikhate the na God is omnipresent. Waise hi farts bhi omnipresent hain. Sab jagah hote hain. Ek baar mujhe kaam tha ek teacher se toh main unki class mein gayi. Jaise hi maine unki class mein enter kiya. Mujhe bohot hi gandi smell aayi. Kisi bachche ne fart kiya tha. It smelled putrid, it actually smelled like a dead animal.
Main ek baar dusre ek teacher ke class mein gayi thi toh woh apne dupatta muh pe rakh ke khade the aur bol rahe the ki subah toilet jake aana chahiye school mein.
Mere tuition mein bhi ek ladke ka digestion itna kharab tha ki kya kahoon. Woh baitha baitha itna ganda fart karta tha. Upar se dusre ladke bhi usko dekhle khud bhi fart karne lage. Phir do teen ladke aise the ki woh shamelessly zor zor se fart karne lage aur phir hanste the. Mujhe us ladke ki mummy ko batana pada ki woh bohot fart karta hai. Toh uski mummy ne kaha ki uski dawai li hai.
Mere khud ke class mein pichle saal sirf ek baar aisa hua tha ki kisine bohot hi smelly fart kiya tha. Mujhe already pata tha ki woh kaun ho sakta hai. Ek hi ladki aisi thi jo underweight thi aur theek se khana nahi khati thi, uski mummy ne mujhe kaha tha ki aap isko bolna khaye. Maine us ladki ko puchha aur usne accept kiya ki usne hi fart kiya hai.
Mere Nani jab mere Ghar rehne aaye the na. Toh jab mujhe fart karna hota toh main unse dur chali jati thi. Maine nani se kaha I respect you so, I am standing away from you while I fart. My Nani said it's okay, you don't have to. She said that sometimes nanaji used to fart and cover her face with the blanket.
Mere papa ek baar bata rahe the ki unke ek neighborhood mein ek family rehti thi. Unki beti chhoti thi toh woh bolti thi humare Ghar mein koi fart nahi karta hai.
I don't know why par mujhe farts Hindi mein bolna achha nahi lagta. Family ke samne bol leti hoon. Lekin bahar ke logon ke samne farts hi bolti hoon.
Apne kabhi yeh omnipresent farts experience kare hain, aisi jagah mein jahan aap kuch bol nahi sakte out of respect?
Edit- jab mein tuition mein Sanskrit mein parts of the body padhati hoon aur jab foot ko sanskrit mein पादः bolti hoon tab bachche bohot smile karte hain.
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2024.05.16 14:44 GuardNo4896 Khan sahab ne apne chutiyapo main Edhi ko bhi nahi chora

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2024.05.16 13:09 Ok_Arm5485 Kya maine itna acha likha hoga? (Poem)

Maine irshaad hi kiya tha ki tum vah vah karne lagi, Maine shuru bhi nahi kiya tha ki tumne aakho mai umeed jaga li
"Kya maine itna acha likha hoga?" Mai khudse yeh puchne laga, Jawab se pehle apki awaaz aagayi "jaldi shuruvat kijiye, hum sun ne ke liye bekarar hai"
Apke chehre pe muskaan dekh mai phir kho sa gaya, Shuruvat karne vala hi tha ki mai madhosh hi ho gaya
Mai apne lafz bhul gaya, Kyon Ki aapki muskan mein mai khud kho gaya
Ghazal toh apko sunani thi, Par kya sunau uski aab samajh na thi
Himmat karke kuch lafzo ko baya kiya par voh hume jamme nahi, Apne phir bhi has ke vah vah kardiya vaha hum Jame ke jame reh gaye.
Unn lafzo mein meri kabiliyat nahi mera pyaar tha Apki hasi mai kya chupa hua aaj bhi koi Raaz tha?
~Yash.
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