Ranked 2.0 has killed higher rank play as now I have to play against cheaters since copper V just so people can get a fake higher rank, they are releasing a ton of cosmetics and now a membership while not addressing the primary issues in their game. I just got into a game where every single person was cheating. Every single one. Except me and one teammate. I think maybe 10% of my games have no cheaters and even then I have to play champs every single game just to reach gold 2. Ubi fix your shit bro, I get wall and aim hacks but there is no way that the coding is so shit you can't detect hipfire aimbot and planting outside of objective. I've been playing this game since beta and I love it but Jesus Christ it's in such a terrible state constantly.

Wow.
All I can say is I’m praying for a whole lot more of Dorian and Manon. I love that combination more than anything in the series.
Was anyone else kind of depressed after Chaol and Aelin became officially not a thing anymore? I do like Rowan (he’s a hunk) but I was so attached to Chaol and I felt like Aelin was too. I’m not very interested in the Nesryn x Chaol storyline yet. Hoping that will change as I move forward in the series. I just really loved the idea of Aelin choosing a human. I also just don’t love the idea of Rowan already being mated before Aelin. I was so sure it would be Chaol because there was a line in Throne of Glass referencing a “gold chain” between the two of them in her Champion fight scene. I’ll have to look back at that chapter for the exact line. I could be misremembering.
Curious to see how lady Marion, a Lady of Perrranth and witch became Aelin’s laundress. I did read TAB but I don’t remember that explanation. Also just looking forward to finding out what powers Elide has and hopefully getting to a point where we see her damn ankle fixed! Everytime she walks I cringe in pain for her.
Loved Kailtain’s exit. Really beautiful way to go.
I’m a little confused about how the King became plagued by a demon. That section went so fast for me maybe I need to reread it too.
Okay Aedion and Lysandra will absolutely (pls) be getting together. Would love to see both of them happy in love!!
That’s all that I can think of for this one. Love talking about these books! If anyone is also reading it for the first time please share your theories!!

I started to post this under my regular user account but found myself having to be vague to conceal everyone involved. This is the first time I've used a throwaway account. I'm a regular reader and contributor here, so I already know I'm setting myself up to get roasted. I am looking for feedback and I'm also sharing this as a cautionary tale.
55M married to 51F for 27 years, 3 teens. Not in California. MHCOL.
I grew a company in the online space over the course of 20 years. Built it up to 125 employees, mostly subscription-based, $12M in EBITDA. We had an exit to PE in 2020. $140M valuation, and at the time of the exit, I owned the majority of the company. We got half the cash up front ($70M), rolled 30% of the equity and then had a $10M seller note and $12M in escrow. It was a year-long process with an investment banker, and we took 4 years to get the company ready to sell. It was a crazy and fun experience, and our team was fantastic. We didn't have any outside investors, so with the sale, everyone with equity received a nice payout, with a few team members getting over $1M. All of the non-equity team members got bonuses of 10K a year. Many had been there for 10 years and got 100K bonuses.
My rollover equity, seller note and escrow amounted to $60M. The business was growing, and I figured that I would, at a minimum, get half that amount in 3 to 5 years. Ideally, the company would grow, and it would be more. Possibly much more. We set up all of the trusts and estate planning and were well prepared at the closing.
Heading into closing, we grew an average of 26 percent year over year for 4 years. Shortly after closing, the PE firm decided they needed to bring in professionals. They brought in a new CMO, CFO and a few others. They didn't know the industry and suddenly the team was spending 75% of their time trying to prevent the new team from making horrible mistakes. The PE firm got annoyed with our CEO pushing back, and found a replacement. (By the time of the transaction, I was no longer CEO and was off in the corner working as a creator, which I continued post-transaction).
The new replacement has been trying their best, but they have never run a business before. They did great as an executive in a large company in a similar space to ours. But being a cog in a large company is a lot different than understanding the levers to pull to grow a smaller company. Sales continued to drop as our marketing efforts got watered down (our marketing team was let go and outsourced), and we started losing the A players in the company. We all still keep in touch—we had an amazing time together growing the business.
Fast forward to today, and the company is down to 40% of its team size, half the revenue, and is doing only 20% of the EBITDA at the time of the transaction. The big issue, of course, is the debt the PE firm threw on the company. They used 3.5X leverage at the time, which is a reasonable number. But that was at $12M in EBITDA and near zero interest rates. That doesn't work when EBITDA falls by 80% and interest rates explode higher. I rolled the seller note and escrow back into the company, getting the same preferred stock as the PE firm. (When I did this, I could see the writing on the wall; it was either that or eventually get wiped out by the senior debt, so I might as well go down fighting). We used this to help pay down the debt, but the company is still way over-leveraged with the much lower EBITDA, and the interest rate payments which have adjusted higher are now a monster. The PE firm has decided to sell the company, which is now worth about the same as the outstanding senior debt. I've thought of buying it back, but at this point the whole plan was to bring on "the professionals" so we could continue to grow the business and I would wind down my work life. Plus - do I really want to take on that much high interest debt? The team is unaware that the company is being shopped. In the slide deck, they suggested that the new buyer could get an immediate EBITDA multiplier by firing half the team the day after closing.
Obviously, this has been an upsetting experience, but I have a lot of entrepreneur friends via my networks, and I have heard their PE horror stories. I went into this with eyes wide open. This will be different and all that and we will continue to grow the company and create value . . . all the things. While this has been frustrating, I also have a lot of gratitude for the experience, my marriage is solid and I have hobbies. I'd be fine walking on the beach, learning to kite surf for the next 5 years. It would be fun to start a business with my kids.
This isn't the ending I was envisioning, and it's taken me some time to accept that. I'm not fully there yet but I'm close. Therapy helped. Yoga helps. I probably need to meditate more. I quit drinking so I wouldn't just numb out through this process. The best bio hack ever, unfortunately (or fortunately).
At the time of the transaction, I received $60M in cash. What I did: Put $10M in a CLAT, this is something that will go to our kids in 18 years. Put $20M into real estate. This was all before the Covid run up. This is a combination of a beach home, adding to a ranch we had already owned, half a dozen airbnbs, a commercial space. Most of these purchases were in cash. We did some renovations and updated the furniture and the art on the walls. Invested in 3 businesses and bought some rare collectibles in an actively traded market (portable hard assets). And of course there was a large tax payment.
My general plan was that we'd then use the "second bite at the apple" to make more liquid investments.
What I should have done: Put the remaining original payment into index funds ala Bogle style and live a simple life with one house.
Reality Check - there will not be a second bite, we have a lot of assets that do not generate a positive revenue stream, with the ranch and the business investments acting as alligators that need to be fed cash. We've been slowing digging into savings to make up the difference between expenses and income. While we are not in a precarious situation, I feel like we need to start taking some massive action before we are forced to. For example, I think the real estate market will start to get tougher in 2026-2027. I think I'll be funding these business investments for a long time before they show a profit. We need to cut expenses and get to a situation where we have positive passive income.
In terms of expenses, most of them are for debt payments ($3M in real estate debt, mostly owner financing, 10 year note), maintaining the properties (horses are expensive), and funding the businesses. We spend money on health and fitness with trainers and healthy chef meals. We drive Suburbans, mostly eat at home and fly commercial. We tried private a few times and it was fun but ultimately didn't think it was worth the cost.
We recently went from about $180K a month to $90K a month by selling most of the horses and ranch animals, which cut back on feed and maintenance, stopped all renovation projects (they never end), paid off a few million in mezz-style 10% debt, and cancelled and cut back on a lot of services we weren't really using or didn't need. I think we need to continue to cut, sell off some assets and alligators, and get to a positive passive cash flow situation. (I've seen business friends of mine in a similar situation where they sell, and then they are stressed because they need to work hard to generate cash flow to fund their life style.)
Goals: Keep what you love, let go of decision and cash drains, cut your overhead, move toward a simple life.
These are my questions for the community.

1. The three businesses I invested in require about $300K a year to keep them going. One needs to be shut down and I'm starting that process. It isn't a money suck but I'm reaching decision fatigue. One has the potential to turn into a $10M to $20M sale in 3-5 years with effort and funds. But it would need a lot of effort and a lot of funds. The last is a business serving a community need that will at best generate a positive cash flow in about a year.
   
2. Real estate. Our home in the city is in a very desirable location. We purchased for $2.8M in 2019 and comparables are going for $5M. We have a beach house that we love, lots of renovations; it's great. We don't rent it out. We use it about 4 weeks each year and have thought about moving there - but the schools are crap and we'd likely need to wait until the kids are all graduated high school. (In 4 years). We have a ranch with a few hundred acres and we love it and have lived there off an on. It's near a thriving small town. It's worth around $8M, bought for $3M and is a cash eating machine. With a ranch hand, animal feed, utilities, repairs, etc it is 30K to 40K a month. We could convert this to wildlife exempt and that would cut down on a lot of expenses. I think it would make sense to sell the city house and get something lower maintenance like a condo. Neither one of us wants to sell the ranch and we are thinking of moving back there. This could be a place where our kids would want to live when they are older.
   
3. Collectibles. The market is strong for them. I always considered these a safe and portable "hard asset" but had I put all of those funds into NVDA, or an Index (Bogle style) we'd be much better off today. $15M worth.
   
4. PE business that I own 35% of. I've given up hope here. Or do I step back into the CEO role and do what I know needs to be done and grow it? I could do it - part of me is excited by the challenge and part of me is "don't be an idiot, hang out with your kids." The current CEO has to do zoom meetings multiple times a day with the PE firm to update them on their every move and board meeting prep takes a week and require travel. While I like running a business, I would rather stick a fork in my eye than have to report my every move constantly. That's why I became an entrepreneur - to be left alone to create something.
   

Sorry for the long ramble. It is helpful just laying it out there. Obviously we will be fine financially, so no tears shed. I was thinking we'd end up with a net worth of $150M when all is said and done after the 2nd bite, and realistically we are looking at $40M + give or take. I feel like I need to start taking massive action vs. just sitting around waiting for something to happen while experiencing a negative cash flow life style. i.e., if the market crashes for real estate or gold next week that will make things tougher.
What I think I should do:

1. Sell the $5M city house. Use the proceeds to retire the rest of the real estate debt. If we still want a place in the city we could get a condo.
   
2. Move to the ranch. It's close to the same city and is a 10 minute drive from a thriving small town. We like country life and city life. I'm not sure if there is a point in keeping the ranch if we aren't living there at least most of the time?
   
3. Consider selling the airbnbs or turn them into long term rentals. Any proceeds here could be put into index funds. The main idea here is to simplify our lives.
   
4. Keep the beach house. It's paid off and its a great house.
   
5. Continue working at the company and ride out the process and see what happens. My job is something where I get to focus on things I enjoy and it does create revenue for the company. Maybe something interesting will happen? I've thought of retiring but I'm not sure if I'm ready for that yet. I like what I do. I just wish it was a better environment in which to do it.
   
6. Sell the distribution business that has potential but would require a lot of work and a lot of money. This business does about $4M in revenue but margins are tight. I wouldn't get much for it but it would eliminate an expense.
   
7. Keep the community business. This serves a need in the community and we use it as well. It operates out of a commercial space I purchased and it can't afford the rent. We are close to getting to positive cash flow. If it could pay the rent on the commercial space and get me around $10K a month I'd be fine with that.
   

Anyway, if you got this far, thanks for reading.

Levelling: it was fast, but I had to do lots of quests and each dungeon once or twice. It didn't feel too grindy, I unlocked my reps, for my tabards, and got to 85. The quests were mostly either basic quests or kinda quirky/fun. Vashyr was a lot cooler than I remembered. Watching people who didn't read quests struggling always gave a me a chuckle.
Normal dungeons: they were pretty easy and fast. I ran about 7 or 8 of them while levelling, I didn't want to burnout of dungeons before heroics.
Heroic Dungeons: Honestly the most fun in WoW I've had in a long time. They are easy enough to not need discord or for everyone to play at a high level, but they aren't faceroll like wotlk. The mechanics are obvious and easy to handle, and you are rewarded for doing them correctly (typically not dying). I've always disliked M+ because the timer and pressure makes me (and everyone else) take speed and not wiping seriously. Dispels and interrupts make it easier and they feel good, but missing one isn't a big deal. I've done about 20 heroics and wiped about 8 times, half of those in a Grim Batol where none of us knew what we were doing (I didn't even know how to open the dungeon journal yet. Having a good group let's you speed through it with no wipes and having a bad group means you'll take a bit longer with a wipe or two, but if you explain mechanics you always get through it.
Professions: who has the gold to level these? I wish I had picked up mining.
Overall: great experience! I'm hyped for raid and levelling my alts! Someday I'll get my professions up, I think I need to have friends who just farm mats all day.

I understand the DLC is not out yet but just wondering if the devs have spoken about any of these issues:

1. If I invest in the Peruvian gold mines as Colombia, will I get the extra mining or will the Peruvians get it? (Ideally I should get it as I own the level!
   
2. Can we seize our puppet’s assets? I.e could I forcefully buy/ take ownership of all the already existing levels in the Peruvian gold mine?
   

I love playing as Gran Colombia but I always hate the fact that I need to annex Peru (and all of its impossible-to-accept Quechua pops) directly to take advantage of the gold mines there. I’d rather have it as a puppet and just have a monopoly of its gold.

Power Fist drives little Gus back to his house. She tells him that it's not safe for him and his family to stay in their loft alone, and recommends that he and his grandparents come to stay with them at the junkyard.
"What about my grandpa? He's sick, and dying. He might infect someone at the junkyard," little Gus says.
"Don't worry about infecting anyone. We have a couple of doctors working on a cure, and we can quarantine your uncle until he's well," Power Fist says.
Little Gus thanks Power Fist with a kiss on the cheek before heading into the house. He asks her to wait while he talks to his grandparents about leaving, and she agrees.
The streets are strangely quiet tonight. As Power Fist sits in the Justice Van, she drinks some cold medicine with MDM, and bath salts, as it’s the only thing which can get superheroes high.
The high on cold salts- as they call the drug- doesn’t last for long, but for the few minutes that it affects the brain, the user is both relaxed, and has a sense of euphoria until they come down from the high.
Power Fist has taken to drinking cold salts as of late. She and her friends from when she used to go to school made a pact that they would never use drugs or alcohol. For Marcy, that feels like ages ago. She hasn’t been that person since the day that her uncle abducted her from her home while she was sleeping. She was just thirteen years old at the time, and her life has been a rollercoaster of crazy ever since.
Exiting the house with his grandfather in his arms, and his grandmother right behind him, Hard Body puts Oldman Gus into the van, and tells Power Fist that he needs to get his grandfather's Bible before they can leave.
"Sure, I'll wait for you. Just take your time," she says, looking off into the distance.
Old lady Winston sits in the back of the van with her husband's head in her lap. She wears a purple dress with red sleeves, and a little, gold trim at the bottom.
As she looks at the old woman through the rearview mirror, Power Fist can't help but wonder if she made the dress herself, or if someone sold her that monstrosity.
After twenty minutes of waiting for little Gus, he comes out of the loft, and walks back to the car with his grandfather's Bible, and some food.
"Sorry, sorry. I was looking for Grandpa's Bible, and when I found it, I thought we might need some food, so I packed up whatever I could find," Gus says.
"HURRY, PLEASE! WE NEED TO LEAVE! HIS FEVER IS GETTING HIGHER!" Natasha Winston declares.
Power Fist throws the van into reverse, and pulls out. Once off the streets, she uses the cars afterburners to get back to the junkyard before anything happens to Oldman Gus.
Entering the junkyard, and looking around, Power Fist sees Officer Jones and Red Rider talking.
Driving to the area where Alonzo is keeping Dr. King, Power Fist and Hard Body unload Oldman Gus, leaving him in the care of Alonzo.
Natasha kisses her husband on the forehead before leaving him with Alonzo and Dr. King. The two men are concerned that, because of his advanced age, Oldman Gus might not survive his condition, but Alonzo remembers that Gus didn't choose to be a superhero, and was forced into this lifestyle by Red Rider.
Alonzo decides to use his DNA, and alter it in a way which could save Gus.
Taking some of Gus' blood, and a little of his own, Alonzo uses a DNA compiler to create a vaccine against the techno virus.
"We need to keep testing the drug before we can distribute it. It might not be safe" Dr. King says.
"THERE IS NO TIME TO TEST IT! THE OLDMAN IS DYNG! I HAVE TO TRY!" Alonzo snaps, grabbing the needle, and injecting Oldman Gus.
The techno virus begins to burn away.
As Oldman Gus' fever goes up until he’s boiling hot, Alonzo tries to dunk him in a bath of cold water, using a dirty, old bathtub in the junkyard.
As he lowers the old man into the water, it begins to bubble until the water evaporates.
Oldman Gus is glowing hot, and as his body begins to melt. He malts from his skin, and out comes a much younger man. The old man, now in his thirties, vomits up some smoking hot fluid before collapsing to the ground, unconscious.
Dr. King, who is still infected, demands to go next, but Alonzo reminds him of his own words, that their vaccine is untested, and could be dangerous.
"I DON’T CARE! I WANT TO BE CURED OF THIS ILLNESS!" Dr. King yells.
Alonzo doesn't like it, but he decides to give Dr. King the cure, as well. The doctor knows the risks.
It takes fifteen minutes for his DNA compiler to create another dose of the cure, and once it does, Alonzo injects Dr. King in the leg in hopes of minimizing the effects of the drug.
Dr. King suffers the same effects as Oldman Gus, and once he, too, sheds his skin, Alonzo is surprised to see that the fifty-year-old doctor is now an eight-year-old boy with white hair which stands straight up, making him look like a young, black Einstein.
Doctor King is able to keep down the flaming hot bile which Gus threw up, and walks to a whiteboard, beginning to do some calculations. "I think I have an idea on how we could cure everyone using your alien DNA," he says.
The doctor explains that, if they dilute his blood with saline, they might be able to create a stable version of the cure.
Alonzo thinks about what Dr. King is saying, and agrees. The two men make plans to send people to the hospital to fetch some saline, and more needles.

***

It takes three days for Gus to wake up after passing out. The formerly old man turns to the whiteboard, and begins doing a little math himself. Gus is able to solve the problem which both Alonzo, and Dr. King, were having trouble solving, and the two men are amazed that someone with such low intelligence can solve such complex math problems.
The two men look at each other, and begin to wonder what the hell the cure has done to Gus.
As he runs his hand through his strawberry-blond hair, the young man looks at his almost golden bronzed skin, and says some words in Yiddish about his striking, young form.
Gus tells Alonzo that he believes that the alien DNA which he used to cure him might have affected more than his age; it might have also affected his intelligence. "I appear to have hyper intelligence, and the ability to build weapons out of tin cans,” Gus says.
After talking with Alonzo and Dr. King for a few minutes, he demands to be taken to his wife to speak with her. "Natasha must be worried sick about me; my poor sweetheart… I can't wait to show her how young I am. Can you imagine what I can do for her in the bedroom?"
Alonzo agrees to return him to his wife, but tells him that he can't tell anyone that they cured him until they have a working prototype of the cure for testing.

***

The next morning, Oldman Gus is reunited with his wife. Natasha is beyond surprised to see that her husband is now thirty years old.
"HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO YOU?" Natasha asks.
"Well, I can't really say, but just trust me; everything's going to be okay, starting right now," Gus says.
As he holds his wife in his arms, the young/old man tells Natasha that he loves her, and he then asks for a beer.

***

It takes two weeks, and three trips to the hospital using Alonzo's teleporter, to get the right mixture of medicine for their cure.
Once it’s ready, and has been tested, Alonzo and Dr. King spend two more days trying to turn the cure into a gas for quicker distribution.
First, everyone in the junkyard is given a vaccine against the virus, and then the city is covered by a gas cloud of the cure.
Showering the city after that, Alonzo uses his tech skills to hack into the local TV station, and declare that the No Siders have put an end to the Techno Virus, and need help from the city's remaining heroes to take down the robot mayor, and to save the city.
The No Siders, and their allies, take to the streets to find members of the police force, and armed citizens. Superheroes come flying overhead, all heading towards the mayor's office.

***

As the citizens of Bainbridge come for them, the robotic mayor, and his cohorts, surround the mayor's mansion, and prepare to make their final stand.
The Know It All is sleeping when his Robot mayor is confronted by danger.
Brain Drain takes control of the robotic mayor, and orders for him to stay in his office, and to begin typing emails.
The robot mayor does as he's told.
Outside, the two sides clash as Robo Wrecker leads his army of deputized villains against the army of heroes which has come to stop them. The front lines of the villain army are made up of infected citizens.
Releasing a spray of the cure from Metal Mouth's mouth, the heroes watch as the infected fall to the ground, and their skin begins to malt off.
Dr. King, who is inside a giant mech suit, gets ready to attack the enemy before they can attack the newly cured people.
The heroes overhead fly down into the mass of villains, and the fight begins all at once.
The speedsters on both sides hit each other at lightspeed, causing a massive blackout, and sending shockwaves all throughout the city.
As the shockwaves knock the humans fighting alongside them to the ground, the heroes, a little dusty, quickly lunch into their attacks.
One hero with super strength, and six arms, called Man At Arms, grabs three shape-changers, and pounds their faces in with his fist.
The big muscular man is cut in half by a villain called Talon, who has sharp claws which can cut through steel.
Another villain named Game Changer, who throws flaming baseballs at his enemies, and spits acid, attacks Power Fist, hurling one of his baseballs at her face.
Marcy catches the ball, and crushes it in her gauntleted fist. Using her powers, Marcy then lifts Game Changer off of the ground. With her ability to create complex constructs with her gantlets, she forms a giant, man-sized baseball, Game Changer in the center of it, and throws him across the town.
Red Rider and Metal Mouth are doing battle with a pair of psychic twins; one male, and one female, both with white hair, and wearing black leather.
Toilet King is fighting with a boy named Kaiju-Kid-Bang-Bang: a Japanese boy with the power to summon monsters.
The little boy creates a dragon-like monster, though without any wings, or horns, and Toilet King is forced to fight with this monster to keep it from destroying the city.
The fire-breathing monster crashes through buildings as it stomps down the streets, toward the bridge which leads out of the town.
The villains appear to have the upper hand as there are far more of them, but just as all appears to be lost, Red shoots red lightning into the sky, and, with that, Diamond Mine, his gang, and even the Red Rockets are teleported to the center of the battle where they finally help Red Rider, and his team, to defeat the enemy.

***

With the villains defeated, Mayor Billingsley enters his house to confront his robot counterpart. The machine is sitting behind his desk, finishing an email, when he arrives, and attacks the machine.
The mechanical mayor smiles as he stands over his defeated foe, but, just before delivering a swift kick to the glass dome that has replaced the top of the old mayor's skull, the robot mayor shuts down, and explodes.
Back in his lair, The Know It All has just detonated the bomb inside of the Robot mayor's body.

***

As word reaches the outside world about what has happened in Bainbridge, the army mobilizes, and begins to take over. They arrest over nine hundred villains, including the superpowered prisoners who helped defeat the robot mayor, and his minions.
Over the next, few weeks, things change quickly for everyone in Bainbridge. Mayor Billingsley is almost recalled in an emergency city council vote, and his status as a human is revoked; he is officially listed as a cyborg, and will only remain in power as the mayor until November, when the city will hold an emergency election to uplift the city from poverty. Apparently, the robot mayor's last act was to transfer all of the city's funds to a separate accounts- including the three hundred million dollars which the city was using to build a bullet train across the tri-state area. The city of Bainbridge is officially broke, and everyone blames the mayor.
As for our heroes, Makko has left the team until he learns how to swim in water deeper than swallow water, and Metal Mouth hasn't been seen since the battle. There are those who believe that Toilet King, or the League of Lizards, might have stolen him, but no one can prove it.
Oldman Gus, Alonzo, and Doctor Tomas King decide to start their own tech/pharmaceutical company called the Three Amigos Tech and Drugs.
Natasha Winston, and her grandson, little Gus, start their own superhero team called Granny Godliness.
Power Fist reconnects with her mother and father, and decides to leave Bainbridge, and to spend some time with them in Orange City.
As for her uncle Tomás, no one has seen the Red Rider since the battle with the evil mayor, and his villain army. It’s believed that he’s in hiding, as his brother-in-law and sister reported him for kidnapping once Power Fist came home.
The police are also having trouble finding the Know It All as, even with the mayor's help, all they could find was an empty cave beneath the city.

***

Back at Quantico Labs, Dr. Richard Luis is working on his new project when the Know It All arrives behind him.
"Hello, Doctor. I have a gift for you," The Know It All says.
"What took you so long, Paul?" Dr. Luis asks. The doctor smiles at the Know It All, and offers him a chance to rule the city of Bainbridge without having to steal, or kill for it.
"Who are you, Dr. Luis?" The Know It All asks.
"Why, I'm you from the future, silly; and, boy, do I have a lot to tell you about yourself," Dr. Luis says, dropping his façade, and exposing himself as the Know It All but much, much older.

The end

For the next three weeks, the police surround the junkyard, demanding that the No Siders come out with their hands up, and the mayor unharmed.
Meanwhile, Makko, who is completely healed from his injuries, is taken to The Dampener, where he meets up with the Red Rider.
Red introduces his fellow No Sider to his Puritan friends.
The Dampener is built with magic to keep superpowered and magical beings locked up. The police are high-level wizards, so there is very little fighting in The Dampener. Most of the murder which occurs in The Dampener is done at night when everyone is sleeping, or in the showers when the guards aren't looking.
"So, Makko, what's going on with my niece?" Red asks.
Makko, with his Hawaiian accent, tells Red Rider that Power Fist is leading the team in his absence. "She's amazing; a true leader," Makko says.
Instead of a prison jumpsuit, everyone wears a tank top, and black cargo shorts. The are over one thousand gangs in The Dampener. Each of them controls their own section of the prison, and each one will fight to the death to protect their property. The Dampener is the size of three football stadiums, and the top of The Dampener is a glass dome which stretches the length of the prison.
One of the gang leaders meets with Diamond Mine, and asks him to join in an attack against an up-and-coming gang; the new gang on the scene are the Red Rockets.
Diamond Mine agrees to march with his thousand-strong Puritans to aid Gold Rodger, and his Gold Diggers, in the fight against this new gang.
The Gold Diggers have about five hundred and fifty men in their gang.
A few members of the Raggedy Andies are in the shower. When Red Rider and Makko head to take a shower, the two of them walk in, and stand next to two men, both with long, curly, red hair, and purple hats.
The two men wear white, pancaked make-up like clowns, and one of the two men has the edges of his mouth sown closed into a smile of sorts.
While showering, one of the Andie's pulls a sword out of his body, and cuts off one of Makko's fingers.
The fish man transforms, and the other Andie attacks him from the back.
Red Rider grabs the sword from the Andie, and he cuts the other Andie's head off.
The Andie who lost his sword tries to run, but Makko gobbles him up.
Spitting up a hairball made of pubic hair, Makko regrows his finger, and leaves the showers with Red.
As they are leaving, a group of wizard guards arrive, and demand to know what has just happened.
The shower is like something out of the movie Carrie, or Psycho, but Red just explains that they were attacked by the Andies, and that they were just trying to take a shower.

***

Inside his hideout, The Know It All has built a robot version of the mayor in order to impersonate the man. He has just finished creating a layer of human skin which he can harvest from a creature which he created that looks like a giant toad.
The Know It All has to wait for a few days to harvest his skin frog’s sheddings.

***

It takes a month for his mutant frog to shed enough skin, and after that, Brain Drain is tasked with fitting the skin onto the robot. Once he completes his task, the machine is sent above ground to deal with the superheroes, and to install his villains to watch over the city.
Two weeks after sending his robot mayor into the city, The Know It All has commanded his creation to install a new chief of police, a man of his own choosing. The new chief of police is a mutant named Steel Radial: a villain who has the power to turn into a giant tire, and to flatten anyone who gets in his way.
Over the next few months, veteran police officers are replaced by supervillains, and evil mutants, all of them created by The Know It All.
The city is descending into chaos as the police themselves are extorting, and robbing anyone who crosses their path.
One night, while sitting in the junkyard, Power Fist and Metal Mouth watch as the strange cocoon hatches, and a six-foot-tall, green-skinned, squid-headed Alonzo steps out of the cocoon; he and Alliver have merged to become one. The two of them call themselves Alonzo the Alien, and they tell Power Fist that they can fix the mayor, but that it’ll take time, and spare parts which they will have to send for from their home planet.
"It might take us a few weeks to get the parts we need delivered, but, hopefully, we can get the parts before The Know It All causes too much damage," Alonzo the Alien says, using his wristband computer to send a signal into deep space.
Just outside of the energy dome which Power Fist created, Officer Jones, and his partner, Jessie Quick, wait with a bunch of police officers, and citizens, for the barrier to lower.
"How long do we have to wait for this barrier to come down before we get in the junkyard?" One of the officers asks.
As the barrier comes down, Power Fist and Metal Mouth fly off in the Justice Van, and head to Crimeville to recruit a group of former heroes to help them to patrol the streets.
Crimeville, and downtown Bainbridge, called Whites Alley, are the two safest places in the city as the heroes who patrol those parts of the city were never forced to stop.
Toilet King, and the Chicken Crew, agree to join Power Fist, and her team. No one has seen, or heard, from the League of Heroes since the robotic mayor took over the city.
Three more teams agree to join the fight against the mayor and his goons after Power Fist tells them that she has the real mayor in the junkyard.
Of the five teams which join the fight, the most powerful are the Skull Crackers, and Leaping Lizards. Each of the groups were given their name from the League of Heroes, and Castle Man, and Speed Demon, each came from one of the respective teams.
One of the new cops on the street, called Chrysalis, leads a group of meta-humans, and crooked cops, down the street to intercept the heroes coming their way. Chrysalis has the power to create crystal energy shields around himself and others, and she can fly with her butterfly wings.
Chrysalis traps Toilet King in one of her energy shields as he comes flying overhead to warn Power Fist and the rest of their group what's ahead.
The energy shield hardens like glass, and Toilet King comes crashing to the ground in his glass prison.
Power Fist hurls her gauntlets- one at Toilet King's prison, and the other at Chrysalis, who dodges it with ease.
The two sides clash with one mutant who has the power to turn into goop, enveloping three members of the Leaping Lizards, and a creature with wings called Fly-By grabs a handful of heroes, and lifts them into the air, tossing them to the ground, killing them.
One of the Leaping Lizards, Quick-Fast, knocks Fly-By out of the sky with an artic blast from his super speedy hands.
Another of the heroes, Cold Front, freezes the goop monster, and a purple-skinned, red-haired, witch-looking mutant which can change its shape.
A hero named Strong Arm- a man in a black jumpsuit with one muscular arm, and one skinny arm- punches the ground, creating a large crack, and many of the villains are swallowed up by the giant hole.
Another member of the Skull Crackers called Muscle Man, who has a bowl cut, and a muscle-tee, grabs a three-headed bird man called Tweedie, and bashes in each of his faces with his fist.
Chrysalis chases down Power Fist, who is trying to make her way through the crowd with Metal Mouth, and Toilet King flaking her on either side.
Chrysalis, and three of her goons, block the path ahead to keep Power Fist from advancing. She orders her men to kill the heroes, and to bring their bodies back to the mayor.
A six-armed goon with a bald head, and gold tooth, tries to grab Power Fist, but she ducks out of the way.
Grabbing one of his arms with her gauntleted fist, Power Fist is able to pull off two of the goon's arms on his right side.
The goon collapses to the ground in a bloody heap, and as he tries to get up, Power Fist knocks most of his teeth out with one punch from her gauntlet.
Toilet King attacks a strange, Howard-the-Duck-looking mutant who fires a laser gun at him.
Toilet King shrinks himself down, and jumps into the duck's mouth, before growing to his normal size, and tearing the duck's bill off.

***

The fight lasts for three hours before reinforcements for the villains arrive, including Robo Wrecker. Power Fist and her group are forced to retreat to the junkyard, and, with the last of her energy, Marcy is able to put up the energy shield, and stop the robot mayor's men from following them.
Upon entering the junkyard, Power Fist discovers that it is full of people, and former police officers. She demands to know what they are doing in her home.
"We didn’t have any place else to go. The Fortress of Justice is sealed shut, and most of the former heroes are in hiding, or they've left the country. It would seem that you and your friends are our only hope to save this city since the mayor's gone crazy" Officer Jones says.
"I don't understand. Why would the League of Heroes shut themselves up in their fortress instead of helping to save the city?" Power Fist asks.
It's Jessie Quick who steps in, and tells Power Fist that the League is believed to be dealing with a group of outer space aliens which are trying to invade the planet.
Power Fist laughs, and tells the officer that aliens invaded a few months ago, and the League of Heroes didn’t do shit about it.
The two girls argue for a while until Officer Jones tells them that it doesn’t matter where the league is; they aren't here to help, and there's nothing that anyone can do about it.
As men and women begin settling in around the junkyard, a group of children are playing with Metal Mouth, and Alonzo the Alien has rigged up a type of TV for the kids to watch. The junkyard doesn’t have much food, but Alonzo is working on a teleporter which can send small groups of people as far as the supermarket and back.
Jessie Quick spends her days trying to help people to find a place to sleep as there are only four bunk beds. Both Alonzo and Power Fist give up their beds to the seniors living in the junkyard, but there still aren't enough beds for everyone, and people can usually be found wandering around aimlessly at night.
It takes Alonzo three days to finish creating the teleporter, and once he's done, he sends a group of people to the local Stop-and-Go to get him a frosty slurp, and some chips.
The group returns from their trip with enough food for everyone, including a melon banana frosty slurp for Alonzo, and some onion and ranch chips.
Everyone is given something to eat. The police and heroes eat last- except for Alonzo, as it’s his invention.
After everyone's eaten, Power Fist grabs herself a burrito, and a Dr. Zipper- a popular soda from the 90s- and goes to sit by Metal Mouth.
No one has seen Old Man Gus since the hero teams were disbanded, and Alonzo thinks that he might be dead, but Power Fist holds out hope that the poor old man is still kicking.

***

Outside of the energy shield, the city is descending into chaos as gangs which have long been at war with each other over their individual turf are now terrorizing each other's neighborhoods.
The president of Marwick declares a state of emergency in the city of Bainbridge, and he orders the army to enter the city, and to begin dealing with the villains before they destroy Bainbridge, and the surrounding cities.
As the tanks and soldiers begin advancing into the city, The Know It All orders Brain Drain to release a swarm of nano wasps to inject the soldiers with his techno virus.
As the soldiers advance farther, they begin to spread the virus to anyone whom they come across.
After a few days, the techno virus begins to take shape inside of the soldiers, as well as many of the people whom they've infected. It isn't long before the CDC declares the city on lockdown.
"Everything is going to plan, Brain Drain, but I still need to make sure those heroes who locked themselves in the junkyard won't be a problem. Send word to the League of Heroes that I'm willing to meet with their leader if he's willing to do me a favor" The Know It All says.
The next day, Tiger Man arrives at The Know It All's lair with Castle Man, and Mr. Invincible at his side.
"Welcome, gentlemen. I was hoping we could talk for a bit. I was also hoping that Tiger Man would come alone, but the rest of you are always welcome," he says. "Now, then. It’s my hope that we can come up with a plan to deal with these trouble-making heroes that have been ruining my plans as of late.”
“I understand that you're having problems, Phill, but you can't drag us into this. We agreed to stay out of this fight so you wouldn’t take our powers away, but you can't force us to help you kill. We're superheroes, for god’s sake!" Tiger man says.
"I understand, but all I'm asking is for you to tell me everything you know about a group of nobodies called the No Siders.”
After talking with Tiger Man, and his team, The Know It All decides to come up with a new plan to deal with the No Siders.
The Know It All commands Brain Drain to hack into The Dampener's cells, and to free the Red Rider, and Makko, sending a group of giant, robotic eagles to capture them.

***

Back in the prison, Red is sitting in his cell when the door opens. He assumes that the time is now to do battle with the Red Rockets.
As he, Chewy, and Makko head to the lower level of the prison, the group finds the leader of the Red Rockets: a villain named Jet Streak. The big man has the power to scream like a jet engine, and as he yells, his men begin coming out of their cells to attack Red, and his friends.
Hearing the sounds of a fight, the Gold Diggers, and the Puritans, come running to help their friends as well.
As the fight starts, both sides clash, and hit each other hard. Diamond Mine, and a villain called Baboon Ben- a man with a gorilla chest, and hairy, red ass- attack Jet Streak, who uses his sonic sound waves to crack Diamond Mine's skin.
Baboon Ben uses his gorilla fists to bash Jet Streak across the face.
Red Rider is fighting a villain named Big Boss: a man so fat that he causes earthquakes just by walking.
The big man tries to step on Red, but the speedster is able to vibrate fast enough to phase through the big man's leg, removing one of his bones as he passes through him.
Just as the fight starts to die down, The Know It All's robotic eagles arrive, grabbing Red Rider, and Makko.

***

News of the Red Rider's escape reaches Power Fist, and the rest of the No Siders. Alonzo has just finished rebuilding the mayor, and after adding a special, electronic brain with what Alonzo calls a master chip, the mayor is now up and running again.
Mayor Billingsley- who is now able to walk, and talk again- asks to speak with whoever is in charge.
Both Power Fist, and Officer Jones step forward.
"I believe the mayor wanted to speak with a member of the police department, not some D-list superhero," Officer Jones quips.
Power Fist reminds the officer that, if it wasn’t for her, and her fellow “D-list heroes,” he'd be dead.
"Don't fight; I want to speak with both of you because we need to come up with a plan to take back this city," Mayor Billingsley says.
The Mayor asks about what's been happening in his city since he went missing, and Officer Jones explains everything which the robot mayor has been doing.
"Why hasn’t the governor stepped in to put a stop to this madness?" Mayor Billingsley asks.
Power Fist explains that the army attempted to retake the city, only to become victims of something called the techno virus. "I think we might be able to find a cure for the virus if we’re able to capture one of the infected people, and contain them nearby," Power Fist says.
Alonzo builds a containment pod which will allow him to capture one of the infected people. He and his team- made up of Metal Mouth, and Toilet King- then leave the safety of the junkyard in search of someone infected with the techno virus.
The streets of Bainbridge are littered with the bodies of the infected; none of those infected happen to be a superhero, as it appears that their kind are immune to the virus.
The men and women infected with the techno virus have a pattern of green and black computer circuits all over their faces and bodies. The dead bodies of the infected quickly begin to decay, leaving very little behind for doctors to study, and to learn more about the virus.
As they search the city, Alonzo and his team run into gangs of looters made up of hungry citizens just trying to survive.
Many of the infected have trouble with impulse control; some are left with white hair, and gray eyes. These people are no more violent, or crazy, than they ever were, but they are still infectious.
As they search the city, Toilet King and Metal Mouth spot a doctor with white hair, and gray eyes. This man, with his computer circuit face, tries to inject something into one of his fellow infected.
Alonzo walks up to the man, and captures him, bringing him back to the junkyard, where Alonzo questions what the man was doing to that infected person sleeping on the streets.
"My name is Doctor Tomas King, and I have been working on a cure for this virus since I became infected with it myself," he says.
Doctor King asks why he's being held inside of a containment pod, and Alonzo explains that he has been chosen as a test subject for them to use to find the cure to the techno virus.
Doctor King is both excited, and pleased to hear that he will be receiving the cure for this illness.
Tomas asks Alonzo if it would be possible for him to help with the cure, as he himself has been working on trying to save the city since this virus first started to spread.
"Tell you what, Doctor King: if you're willing to let us experiment on you to find the cure, we will allow you to help us develop the cure by allowing you access to our research. You can even leave whatever notes you might have for us," Alonzo says.
Alonzo moves Doctor King's pod to the far side of the junkyard, and puts up an energy barrier to keep everyone out. He also builds a lab which he can use for his research.
Doctor King tries to convince Alonzo that the secret to curing the infected lies with superhero DNA as superheroes cannot be infected.
Alonzo agrees, but worries that using superhuman DNA might result in meta-humans, or more villains running around the city.

***
The Red Rider and Makko are being carried above the city skyline by The Know It All's eagle drones when Red using his super speedy hands, and rips the guts out of the eagle carrying them.
Falling from a great height, the two heroes are forced to grab onto each other in hopes that Red can save them both before they come crashing to the ground.
Using his super speed, Red Rider is able to create a whirlwind with his hands which slows him and Makko before they hit the ground.
The two heroes find themselves in the middle of downtown Bainbridge with gangs of infected terrorizing the city. Red and Makko need to get off of the streets before they end up in the belly of some savage with his teeth filled down.
"Hey, Makko, you're going to need to transform into your shark form while we're walking around on the streets," Red Rider says.
Makko, turning into his tiger shark form, takes the lead.
With the eagle drones still searching the area for them, Red and Makko are forced to hide in back alleys, and break into abandoned homes of the dead, looking for food and a place to sleep for the night.
Breaking down the door to a loft downtown, Red is punched in the chest by an old woman in her 70s with short, gray hair, cut into a bob. As he lies on the ground, struggling to breathe, Red begs God to end his life, and stop the pain. Even as his crushed chest is healing, Red Rider is still unable to breathe.
Makko takes a bite out of the old woman, but his teeth- which are as hard as diamonds- are crushed by the woman's tough skin.
The old woman demands to know why the two men broke into her loft, and, as his teeth grow back, Makko explains that he and Red Rider thought that the loft was abandoned.
Looking up at a couch, Red sees Oldman Gus struggling to breathe. The old man has been infected by the techno virus, and he appears to be dying.
Red Rider and Makko ask Gus's wife to please let them stay the night as they have no place to go, and the streets are littered with bodies, and crime.
"I'll let you stay the night, but you and your friends will have to do something for me. My grandson went outside a few hours ago to fetch some food for me, and Gus- my poor Gussy hasn’t eaten in almost two days. If you can find little Gus, and bring him home, you can stay as long as you like," Mrs. Winston says.
Red and Makko agree to find Little Gus, and the two heroes head to the boy's last known location- the Big Easy Supermarket- where they find a group of infected attacking a group of survivors.
Red doesn’t see little Gus anywhere, and as he searches the area, he vibrates at super speed until he's able to generate lightning.
Throwing the lightning at the group of infected, Red watches as they seem to short circuit, and explode. Some of the infected are members of the national guard, while others are just infected citizens who've come out to feed on the flesh of the living.
As he and Makko check the bodies of the dead infected, Red sees scorch marks on their teeth, and faces.
Walking up to the supermarket, Makko, in his shark form, knocks on the door. He waits for someone to open it, and when no one does, he rips the door off of its hinges, the people inside zooming out in terror.
As they look around the store, Red and Makko see little Gus- or Hard Body, as he calls himself- eating some fresh fruit in the corner. The man appears to be in some kind of a trance, and as he eats himself to death, Red and Makko are forced to try to stop him before he eats enough to explode from the inside.
Hard Body is stuffing his face with a pineapple, and some plums, when Makko knocks the fruit out of his hand, and Red Rider destroys the fruit stand.
Once he finally stops eating, little Gus keels over from hunger pains, and demands more food. "FEED ME…FEED ME…FEED ME!” He yells.
As he collapses from his hunger, Red and Makko are forced to take him to the junkyard.
Bringing some food for themselves and little Gus, the two men steal a car, and race to the junkyard.
As they reach the junkyard, little Gus is beginning to go into anaphylactic shock. With no other choice, Red uses his speed to phase through the energy barrier protecting the junkyard.
Everyone in the junkyard comes running as the car smashes into a bunch of junk cars piled on top of each other.
Pulling Makko and little Gus out of the car, Red sees his niece, and asks her where her alien friend is, to which she explains that Alliver and Alonzo are now one, and that they’re now working on finding a cure for the techno virus.
"It's an emergency; Gus is dying. There's something wrong with him. If he stops eating, he dies, and now he's gone into shock. We need to help him,” Red says.
Power Fist uses her powers to open up little Gus's throat, and the man is able to breathe again. He tells Power Fist that a witch called Blue Genie- a completely blue woman- used magic against him, and forced him to become incredibly hungry.
Little Gus is incredibly fat from eating so much, and as she looks at his body, Power Fist comes up with a plan. Collecting as much power in her gauntlet as possible, she smashes Gus in the belly until he vomits up everything from his stomach, and the magic which is controlling him breaks.
Little Gus- who now weighs some four hundred pounds- finds moving difficult, and has trouble breathing. The heavy man thanks his new friends for helping him, and then asks if they've seen his grandparents at all.
"Who do you think sent us to go and look for you?" Red asks.
Little Gus is hungry, and asks for something to eat. He asks Red to drive him home to his grandparents' house.
Power Fist tells little Gus that she'll drive him home in a few minutes once she talks to her uncle.

***

Under the city, the Know It All is commanding his computerized slave, Brain Drain, to build him a few new mechanical servants to help him to kidnap the mayor.
"Master, I have something to show you. I've built myself a servant to do my bidding. Would you like to use him?" Brain Drain asks.
One of his drones brings in a dead Mike Luis, the seventeen-year-old, Asian teen with his rock-hard abs, and Highland Hills football team letterman jacket. The boy, with his buzz cut, looks like your average American teen from the 50s.
"Why did you bring me a dead body?" The Know It All asks.
"I am Brain Drain. He is not dead. My nano bugs have put him to sleep, so he feels as little pain as possible when we begin our work on him," Brain Drain says.
"What work do you imagine we'll be doing on this young man?" The Know It All asks his computer.
Brain Drain laughs, before removing part of Mike's brain with a laser attached to his computer console. As schematics for a machine-man hybrid appear on his console, Brain Drain straps Mike to an operating table, and begins his work.
As he watches his servant build himself a slave of his own, The Know It All is impressed.
After twenty-seven hours of surgery, The Know It All and Brain Drain have built a new monster with which to attack the city under the cover of darkness.
Their machine-man, a cyborg with spider legs, and the head and body of a human, with crab cracker arms, and one laser eye, is sent out to terrorize the city.
The cyborg, with its entirely metal, lower body, and metal arms, looks around, and demands to know why he can't feel his legs.
"Mike Luis… Is that your name?" The Know It All asks.
"It is. And who might you be?" Mike asks.
"You can call me Master from this point on," he says.
The sad look on Brain Drain's face says it all; his master has just stolen his creation.
As The Know It All looks his way, Brain Drain smiles quickly, hiding his disappointment with his master.
The Know It All tells Mike that his father was working with a superhero when a shockwave hit, and everything went crazy. "We tried to rebuild you as best as we could, but… Well, these were the only parts we had on hand, and all we wanted to do was save you. God, I'm so sorry that this happened to you…" He says crying his crocodile tears, hoping to sway Mike into joining his side.
"I want to see myself," Mike says, unable to cry with the live wires, and electrodes sticking out of his face.
After looking at himself in the mirror, Mike smashes it, and demands to know where his father is.
"He's getting a medal from the mayor. If only there was a way to get to him, and stop him once and for all..." The Know It All says. "By the way, if you're going to be a villain, you'll need a new name. How about Robo Wrecker?"
Mike smiles after hearing his new name, and is about to leave the underground hideout when Brain Drain calls out to him, and asks if he'll need any help with his mission.
"Hell yeah!" Robo Wrecker replies as a swarm of drones fly over his head with guns, and robots attached to them.

***

That night, the Red Rider is meeting with Mayor Billingsley, and Doctor Richard Luis, who stopped the explosion from a superhero named Particle Man. Red Rider is also receiving an award as he and his team defeated a mutant villain named Big Dick Dinosaur: the huge, green T-rex with its colossal penis which shoots ejaculate on command.
Red hid behind a car while Big Dick Dino frosted his team like a cake with his incredible splooge cannon. He came up with a plan to stop the dinosaur, and vibrated until he was moving fast enough to slow down time, and, once time had slowed, Red began to send car after car at the Dino's cock, and underbelly.
After crushing the Dino's junk, and stomach, Red came out of hiding. As the news cameras arrived, he pointed to the crippled Dino, and flexed for the crowd.
The mayor goes on to say that the country of Marwick is lucky to have two such heroes as Doctor Richard Luis, and the Red Rider.
Speaking at a press conference before the award ceremony, the Mayor tells the press how grateful he is for all of the new heroes who have stepped up, and begun patrolling the city in the absence of the League of Heroes.
The rest of the No Siders stand off to the side of the stage, arms crossed, watching as their leader takes all the credit for saving the city.
Red sits in a folding chair along with Doctor Luis, and the two men chat for a bit before the mayor arrives, and begins speaking to the crowd.
Mayor Billingsley talks about the value of every superhero team which is protecting the city, and all the ones who will come after them.
"What about the villains?" Robo Wrecker asks, dropping down from the sky, his spider legs digging into the ground.
The men and women who are gathered around all run in terror as Red Rider orders his team to form ranks, and to follow him.
"We'd like to, but we're on crowd control, so I guess you'll have to take care of this yourself, boss," Power Fist says.
Robo Wrecker picks a woman up with his crab claws, and snaps her in half, her blood and guts spilling onto the ground.
As Red begins to vibrate, he tosses a bolt of lightning at the cyborg.
The machine-man is struck by the lightning, and he begins to malfunction.
As drones come dropping down to the ground, they begin firing at the people in the crowd.
As they disperse, Power Fist uses the gems on her gauntlets to create energy shields around part of the city so the people can escape.
Metal Mouth is able to hack into the drone's motherboards, and shut most of them down, while Alonzo, and Old Man Gus, hide behind a group of children.
Makko bites the top off of a fire hydrant, and begins spraying water all over the remaining drones.
The battle drones all fall to pieces, and as they round up the remaining drones, Red Rider loses sight of Robo Wrecker, and of the mayor.

***

As he limps his way back to the underground with the mayor in his grasp, Robo Wrecker returns to his master, and hands him his new toy.
"Welcome, Mayor Billingsley/ I just wanted to say hello, and tell you that things are about to get really bad for you in a few minutes," The Know It All says, holding a drill.
The mayor screams in pain as his skull is pierced by the red-hot drill, and something is inserted into his skull.
The Know It All scrambles the mayor's brain, and replaces it with a mechanical brain which lights up, and glows bright pink.

***

After checking up on everyone who was taken, Red Rider, and his people, return to their hideout, and look for anything which they could use to track Robo Wrecker.
Using chips, and motherboards, from the fallen droids to track its GPS, Metal Mouth, and Alonzo, are able to track the droids to a power plant two towns over.
The group heads to the Justice Van, and piles in. The men are amazed by all the changes which Alliver was able to make to it. The Justice Van- which can now fly, and go underwater- is just incredible. It takes just fourteen minutes to reach the Luka Falls Power Plant, and, once they arrive, the No Siders see hundreds of drones guarding the facility.
Red begins vibrating at a high enough speed to stop the world, and he is able to walk in a fifth dimension, one where no one is able to move, or see him at all. Red is only able to maintain this state for twenty minutes before he begins to fade away, and get lost in the fifth dimension.
Red Rider, in his red, leather jacket, and matching pants with a black lightning bolt on the sides, and front of his jacket, runs through the storm until he reaches the power plant.
Alliver sits on Power Fist's lap, and he wonders where her uncle is.
"He's racing the speed storm. You can't see him, but he's there." Power Fist says.
Makko drinks some vodka with salt in it, and Metal Mouth looks on with a face which is frozen from rust.
Alonzo and Gus sit in the front seat of the Van, and play cards. The two of them trade cigarettes for beer as they play.
Red Rider enters the power plant, and with just eight minutes left before he fades away, finds the mayor tied up in the center of the plant. Red grabs him, and before he knows what's hit him, the mayor, and the Red Rider, are outside of the power plant, running for their lives.
Firing a flare in the air to alert his team, Red- who is weak, and bleeding from his ears, and mouth, after racing the speed storm- can barely run.
The Justice Van parks as the droids and drones begin to attack.
The mayor helps Red into the van, and the group flies away with over one hundred drones in pursuit.
Alliver tells his friends that he’s outfitted the Justice Van with many new toys, and weapons for their use.
Pressing a button on the side of the steering wheel, Alonzo sees that it's an EMP mine.
Firing the mine at one of the drones sends a shock wave all throughout the town of Luka Falls. Metal Mouth is also affected by the EMP, and is disabled for the rest of the trip home.
On the way home, Alliver and Alonzo try to repair Metal Mouth while Old Man Gus drives the van. Old Man Gus, however, is blind in one eye, and doesn’t see the building which he's about to crash into.
Power Fist, seeing that they are about to crash, uses her gem to create an energy shield around the Justice Van.
Alliver is impressed by Power Fist's magic, and he tries to hack into her gauntlet, wanting use it to create a shield around Metal Mouth, and the van, when they are in need.
As the Van crashes through a building, Mayor Billingsley demands to be let go, but Power Fist reminds him that he was just kidnapped, and needs to stay with them until they reach his office.
After crashing into the apartment building, the Justice Van refuses to start up. Alonzo tells Alliver to keep working on Metal Mouth while he tries to fix the van.
Alliver tells him that it might be smarter if he tries to fix the van as Alonzo isn't familiar with the changes which he's made.
"I'VE BEEN FIXING THIS VAN SINCE BEFORE YOUR LITTLE GREEN ASS SHOWED UP, AND I CAN FIX IT NOW!" Alonzo retorts, slamming the door, and popping open the hood of the van.
The inside of the van glows a bright, green hue, and the entire thing seems to be covered in some kind of metal-plastic.
Opening the door. Alonzo tells Alliver to fix the van while he works on Metal Mouth.
The little green man smiles, and hops out of the van.
Power Fist, in her most deadpan voice, asks Alonzo if he's fixed the van already.
"That's very funny, Wednesday Addams,” Alonzo says.
With the van fixed, the No Siders take off, leaving behind a fake card which the homeowners can call for reimbursement.
Driving out of the apartment, and back into the sky, Power Fist, who is now driving, takes the No Siders back to the mayor's office, where they hand the mayor off to his security team. He is rushed away.
After dropping off the mayor, Power Fist drives back to the junkyard, and she injects her uncle with a syringe filled with a red and black tornado.
Red begins to heal, and he fills the syringe with more of his blood, before putting it back where it was, and thanking his niece.

***

Power Fist is getting drunk with Makko, and Alonzo, when Red arrives. He asks to speak to his niece for a minute in private.
"Sure. What's up, Dunkcle?" She asks.
"I just wanted to thank you for saving me. I was at the point of death just then, but you brought me back. I just wanted to say thank you, booger head," Red says.
"You’re welcome, pig sticker. I just want you to know that I never would have let you die… unless I could be the one to kill you, that is," Power Fist laughs.
Red Rider and his niece share a few laughs as they walk around the junkyard. The two are enjoying themselves when the police show up, looking for Red Rider.
Officer Jones, and his new partner, Jesse Quick, arrest Red Rider, and tell him that the mayor has revoked his vigilante license, and is planning to disband all of the superhero teams in the city unless they join the police force.
Red is arrested for acting as a vigilante without a license, but, before he can drive off with her uncle, Power Fist asks him a question. "At what time did the mayor sign this order to suspend my uncle's vigilante license?"
"Two hours after he returned to his home. Why do you ask?" Officer Jones asks.
"Well, then you have no case against him. You see, my uncle wasn’t acting as a vigilante in the past two hours, so you have no grounds to arrest him, Officer Jones," Power Fist says.
Releasing Red Rider, Officer Jones laughs, and tells him that he doesn’t want to see him on the streets trying to save people anymore, or he'll be arrested.
Officer Quick looks around the junkyard, and she notices Makko. She stares for almost two minutes before Power Fist loudly asks her what she's looking at. "I just noticed you people seem to be living here in this junk yard, and I was wondering if that might be against the law?" Officer Quick asks, pointing at a pair of bunk beds where Makko and Metal Mouth are sitting together.
Officer Jones takes out his ticket book, and writes Red a bunch of tickets for his many violations. He also gives Red a court date to stand before a judge, telling him that, because of his former service as a hero, he'll be allowed to stand before the judge in his costume, and will most likely receive community service, and not be allowed back in the junkyard ever again.

***

Over the next two weeks, Red Rider begins working at a coffee shop called Speed Demon Deluxe Brew. All of the workers are speedsters, and each of them are able to take orders, and deliver coffee, at super speed. Red's uniform is a brownish-gray hat, and apron, as well as light brown slacks, and a white shirt with the logo of the company on it.
While he's working, the rest of the No Siders are spending their time looking for somewhere to live. Power Fist and Makko find a burned-out crack house on the wrong side of town- a part of the city called Crimeville.
The heroes of Crimeville are very overprotective of their part of the city. Superhero teams like Gang Bang and the South Side Sleuths fight each other for control over the crime-infested streets of Crimeville.
As they are walking the streets, Power Fist and Makko see a little girl being mugged by a group of older children. One of the boys is yelling at the girl in Spanish, and another, with a thick, French accent, laughs as the little girl is pushed to the ground.
Power Fist and Makko intervene, and send the boys running.
As they take off down the street, the little girl thanks Power Fist and Makko. The two then ask the girl why those boys were bothering her, and she tells them that her older brother beat up the biggest boy’s older brother, and cousin.
The girl looks up, and runs away in terror.
Looking behind herself, Power Fist sees a hovering superhero team called the Chicken Crew. The members of the Chicken Crew wear giant chicken costumes with masks, and capes.
The leader of the Chicken Crew demands to know who the hell the two new heroes in his part of the city are.
"We're not looking for trouble. We just wanted to help a little girl, that's all," Power Fist says.
Makko asks why Chicken Lord and his friends are dressed up like chickens.
"YOU DISRESPECTFUL, FISH-STINKING FUCK! YOU SPEAK ILL OF OUR COSTUMES, AND YOU SPEAK ILL OF THE CHICKEN GOD, ROY RODGERS!” Chicken Lord yells.
Power Fist tries to calm everyone down, but the Chicken Crew launches into their attack.
As they fire their eggs at Makko and Power Fist, Toilet King charges into the fight, and attacks a brown and white chicken man called King Chicken.
Power Fist throws her gauntlets at the Chicken Crew, and breaks Chica-Chica-Boom-Boom's leg, and Turkey Neck’s back.
The last man standing is Chicken Lord, and Makko swallows him whole, spitting out his costume, and cape.
Toilet King asks Power Fist what brings her to his neighborhood in the middle of the night.
"It's 4:30 PM. For some reason, the sun just doesn’t shine on this neighborhood. I don't know why," Power Fist says.
"I think a racist wizard must have done it, or something like that," Toilet King says.
Deciding to help his friends to find a place to live in Crimeville, Toilet King takes them to Wuthering Heights: a small, Latino neighborhood in the middle of Crimeville.
Wuthering Heights is a nice-enough place to stay in the morning, even though there is no sunlight in Crimeville.
Toilet King takes his friends to an abandoned lot called the greenhouse. He tells Power-Fist that if she and her friends are willing to put in the work. they can build a nice place on that lot. "It's only $5,000, and it's huge. The guy who bought it wanted to flip the land, and a group of his neighbors murdered him the night they found out what he planned to do. After that, the city took over the land, and, well, they just want to get rid of it for cheap," Toilet King says.
Power Fist and Makko head to the bank to find out how much they have to buy the abandoned lot.
With -$8 in their team bank account, the No Siders are forced to continue meeting at the junkyard.
The group is forced to wait until dark before they enter the junkyard, but without Red Rider as he is forced to wear an ankle monitor for his community service.
While meeting up at night, Power Fist reports that they are broke, and that they can't afford to move out of the junkyard. Alliver asks them why they don't just sell something of value, like water, or air molecules.
Alonzo explains to his little friend that, on Earth, gold, silver, and jewels are considered valuable.
Alliver is pleased to hear this as he has a machine which can turn air into gold and diamonds. "I believe I still have it with me. This machine is very useful as gold and diamonds are used to power my peoples’ ships, and lasers.”
Alliver creates a giant gold nugget, and hands it to Power Fist, who takes it to a jewelry store, and sells it for a fortune, taking the $500,000, and using $5,000 to buy the land, and the rest to fix up the junkyard so that they can live there.

***

While everyone is adjusting to their new lives, The Know It All is putting his plans into action, taking control of the mayor's robotic mind. He orders the mayor to begin disbanding every superhero team in the city.
Each team in the city is served with termination papers. The only team which is allowed to continue operating is the League of Heroes because of their injuries, and out of respect for their service.
Tiger Man, and Lucky Lady, are both almost completely healed, Mr. Invincible, and Castle Man, are still in critical condition, and Speed Demon was killed fighting the Golden Goons.
The mayor does as his master commands, and begins disbanding every superhero team in the city.
Arriving with the mayor's latte, and pumpkin bagel, Red Rider, whose face is concealed by a mask, hands the bagel to the mayor, who yells at him for not bringing him any cream cheese.
Enraged that this man is yelling at him after getting him fired from his team, Red dumps the man's latte over his head. Sparks begin to fly, and the mayor falls to the ground, dead.
As the mayor’s security team knocks on the door, Red grabs the mayor, and jumps out of the window behind the mayor's desk.
Hearing the sound of crashing glass, the mayor's security team comes running, but doesn’t find the mayor, or whoever took him.

***

Back in his apartment, Red has just called his niece to help him out, and to come to get the mayor. He waits ten minutes for her to arrive.
"What the hell did you do, Uncle Tomás?" Power Fist asks.
"MARCY, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME! ALL I DID WAS DUMP A CUP OF COFFEE OVER HIS HEAD!” Red says.
Power Fist decides to take the mayor, and head to the team's new headquarters in Wuthering Heights.
Driving the Justice Van with Alonzo and Alliver, Power Fist discovers that Alliver and Alonzo have built a huge warehouse filled with alien teach, and sleeping pods, as well as cloaking technology.
In the morning, the police arrest Red Rider for attacking, and abducting, the mayor.
With all of the superhero teams disbanded, the police are forced to hire freelance, superpowered deputies to help them to arrest the Red Rider.
Not putting up a fight, Red lets himself be arrested, and to be taken to a superpowered prison called The Dampener.
While inside The Dampener, Red Rider joins up with a gang of mutants, and superheroes, called the Puritans. Their leader is Diamond Mine: a mutant whose skin is as hard as a pink diamond.
Red's Roommate is Chewy: a big Mexican with the power to eat anything, and spit out a fireball. Chewy introduced Red to Diamond Mine, and the two of them became fast friends.

***

Meanwhile, back in the junkyard, Alliver is cracking open Mayor Billingsley's skull. He trips a secret alarm in the mayor's head, sees a glowing light, and removes a bomb, handing it to Alonzo.
Before he can throw the bomb, it goes off in his hand, blowing both of his arms off, and a part of his jaw.
Alliver hears the explosion, and rushes to find Alonzo. He does a deep tissue scan once he finds Alonzo's body, and, after that, he decides to merge with Alonzo, something which his people can only do once in their lives as they will die as a result of the merge.
Alliver and Alonzo become fused together in a cocoon made of green slime, and hard green crystal.

***

On the streets of Bainbridge, Power Fist and Metal Mouth are patrolling the streets while Makko swims through the sewers, munching on rats, and alligators.
As he is making his way out of the sewers, a giant group of five man-sharks jump out of the water, and attack Makko.
"Hello, little brother. Did you miss us?" One of the sharks asks.
The big, blue, tiger shark picks his smaller brother up by his neck, and tosses him around.
The big blue shark pounds Makko's face into a burger with cheese, and curly fries, and, after the beating, the sharks leave Makko in a pool of his own blood.
Power Fist and Metal Mouth radio Makko to get his position, but the shark boy is unresponsive. Power Fist sends Metal Mouth back to headquarters while she goes to check on Makko.
Using the glow of her gauntlet gems to light the way, after searching a mile of underground sewer, Power Fist finds Makko's limp body. The shark lord is still breathing, and one of his twin hearts is still beating. Unlike most sharks, Makko, and other man sharks, have two to three hearts, and four lungs: two for breathing air, and two for breathing water.
Power Fist sees her friend beaten, and bloody, and she lifts him off of the ground, and carries him to the hospital.
The doctor on call is a witchdoctor named Doctor Zhivago. The man stands 6'5”, his face painted a bone white in the shape of a skull.
The big man drinks a potion, and spits it all over Makko, who begins to hyperventilate. The witchdoctor then removes a tube of salt water from his sleeve, and, after forcing Makko to transform into his shark form, pours the salt water into his gills.
The shark man begins crying blood.
Makko opens his eyes, and sees Power Fist standing over him. He strokes her face lovingly, until she catches his hand and pushes it away.
Power Fist leaves the hospital, and returns to the junkyard, where she finds the cocoon, putting up a shield around the junkyard.

***

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We've opened some packs and there are cards in gold and silver but I can't tell which ones are rare. Is there a guide that I can reference which would tell me what a card is, rarity wise?
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★ Karambit Doppler - FN SAPPHIRE
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★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze - FT 0.16
M4A4 Howl - FT - x2
★ Butterfly Knife Gamma Doppler - MW Phase 2
★ Karambit Fade - FN 98.8% 0.008
AK-47 Fire Serpent - FN
AWP The Prince - FT 0.26
★ Specialist Gloves Emerald Web - MW
AK-47 Gold Arabesque - FT
★ Butterfly Knife Slaughter - FN 0.010
★ Butterfly Knife Autotronic - MW 0.08
★ Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth - FN 0.007
M4A1-S Welcome to the Jungle - MW
★ Skeleton Knife Fade - FN - x2
★ Karambit Marble Fade - FN - x2 Fire & Ice
Boston 2018 Cobblestone Souvenir Package -
AK-47 Case Hardened - WW (#670)
★ Bayonet Case Hardened - FN 0.0010 (4# in the world)
StatTrak™ AK-47 Case Hardened - MW (iBUYPOWER Katowice 14 HOLO)
AK-47 Case Hardened - BS (#265)
AK-47 Case Hardened - BS (#4)
AK-47 Case Hardened - WW (#764)
AK-47 Case Hardened - FT (#169)
AK-47 Case Hardened - MW (#65)
AK-47 Redline (4x mousesports Foil MLG Columbus 2016)
AK-47 Predator (Virtus.Pro Holo Dreamhack 2014)
AK-47 Redline (Virtus.Pro Holo Dreamhack2014)
StatTrak™ Glock-18 Bunsen Burner (4x Titan Cologne 2015)
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler - MW
★ Falchion Knife Doppler - FN
★ Falchion Knife Doppler - FN BLACK PEARL
★ M9 Bayonet Vanilla
AK-47 X-Ray - MW
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler - FN
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler - FN EMERALD
★ Nomad Knife Fade - FN 96% 0.01
★ StatTrak™ Skeleton Knife Crimson Web - MW 0.070
M4A1-S Hot Rod - FN - x2
★ StatTrak™ Nomad Knife Fade - FN
★ Karambit Black Laminate - MW
★ Karambit Black Laminate - FT
★ Skeleton Knife Slaughter - FN
M4A4 Poseidon - MW
★ Bayonet Fade - FN 97.5% 0.01
★ Sport Gloves Slingshot - FT 0.240
★ Skeleton Knife Slaughter - MW 0.09
★ Butterfly Knife Stained - WW
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler - FN
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler - FN EMERALD
★ Karambit Night - MW
★ M9 Bayonet Damascus Steel - FN
★ Sport Gloves Amphibious - FT
★ Gut Knife Doppler - FN
★ Gut Knife Doppler - FN RUBY
★ Flip Knife Fade - FN 97.6%
★ StatTrak™ Karambit Crimson Web - BS 0.54
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler - FN
★ Bayonet Doppler - FN
M4A1-S Blue Phosphor - FN
★ Karambit Night - FT 0.18
★ Butterfly Knife Urban Masked - FT
★ Classic Knife Fade - FN
★ Karambit Rust Coat - BS
★ Ursus Knife Fade - FN 99.2%
StatTrak™ AK-47 Case Hardened - MW
★ Nomad Knife Slaughter - FN
AWP Lightning Strike - FN
★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth - FN
★ Karambit Scorched - FT
★ Skeleton Knife Crimson Web - BS
★ Karambit Urban Masked - FT
★ Karambit Scorched - WW
★ Flip Knife Doppler - FN - x4
★ Navaja Knife Doppler - FN
★ Navaja Knife Doppler - FN SAPPHIRE
★ Talon Knife Vanilla
★ Ursus Knife Doppler - FN - x2
★ StatTrak™ Talon Knife Case Hardened - BS
★ Bayonet Lore - FT - x2
★ Stiletto Knife Tiger Tooth - FN
★ Nomad Knife -
★ Talon Knife Ultraviolet - MW
AK-47 Vulcan - MW - x2
★ Flip Knife Slaughter - FN
★ M9 Bayonet Boreal Forest - FT
UMP-45 Fade - FN
★ StatTrak™ Talon Knife Crimson Web - FT
Sticker mousesports Katowice 2014 -
AK-47 Fuel Injector - FN
★ StatTrak™ Nomad Knife Case Hardened - MW
★ Stiletto Knife -
★ Bowie Knife Fade - FN
★ Survival Knife Fade - FN
★ Bayonet Case Hardened - FT
AK-47 X-Ray - WW
★ Flip Knife Slaughter - MW
★ Huntsman Knife Slaughter - FN
★ Skeleton Knife Case Hardened - BS
★ StatTrak™ Ursus Knife Marble Fade - FN
Sticker Virtus.Pro Katowice 2014 -
★ Flip Knife Tiger Tooth - FN
AK-47 Case Hardened - FN - x2
★ Specialist Gloves Fade - FT
★ StatTrak™ Kukri Knife Stained - MW
★ Specialist Gloves Lt. Commander - MW
★ Nomad Knife Blue Steel - BS
★ Bayonet Freehand - FN
★ Skeleton Knife Stained - WW
★ Driver Gloves King Snake - FT 0.162
MP5-SD Oxide Oasis - FN
StatTrak™ M4A4 The Emperor - FN
★ Moto Gloves Blood Pressure - MW
Sticker Flipsid3 Tactics (Holo) Katowice 2015 -
StatTrak™ AK-47 Case Hardened - WW
★ StatTrak™ Bayonet Blue Steel - BS
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid - FT - x2
Desert Eagle Emerald Jörmungandr - FN 0.007
★ Bowie Knife Slaughter - FN
★ StatTrak™ Huntsman Knife Tiger Tooth - FN
★ Specialist Gloves Marble Fade - FT
★ Specialist Gloves Marble Fade - FT 0.15
★ Driver Gloves Crimson Weave - FT - x2
★ Hand Wraps Cobalt Skulls - BS
AK-47 Case Hardened - MW
★ Bowie Knife Autotronic - FN
Desert Eagle Sunset Storm 弐 - FN
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid - WW
★ Huntsman Knife Tiger Tooth - FN
★ StatTrak™ Shadow Daggers Crimson Web - MW
★ Stiletto Knife Stained - FT
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Chantico's Fire - FN
★ Shadow Daggers Doppler - FN
AWP Oni Taiji - FT
★ Bowie Knife Slaughter - MW
★ Nomad Knife Crimson Web - BS
★ Talon Knife Safari Mesh - MW
★ Paracord Knife Slaughter - MW
★ Survival Knife Slaughter - FN
★ StatTrak™ Bowie Knife Tiger Tooth - FN - x2
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Printstream - FT
AK-47 Case Hardened - FT - x2
★ Huntsman Knife Autotronic - MW
Souvenir M4A4 Eye of Horus - BS
ESL One Katowice 2015 Legends (Holo/Foil) -
★ Sport Gloves Omega - BS
★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web - FT
AK-47 Jet Set - BS
★ Skeleton Knife Urban Masked - BS
★ Kukri Knife Safari Mesh - MW
★ Navaja Knife Fade - FN
★ Bowie Knife Tiger Tooth - FN
Souvenir SG 553 Integrale - MW
★ Skeleton Knife Safari Mesh - FT - x2
★ StatTrak™ Kukri Knife Forest DDPAT - FT
★ Specialist Gloves Foundation - WW
StatTrak™ AWP Asiimov - FT
AK-47 Vulcan - FT - x3
★ Flip Knife Damascus Steel - MW - x3
AK-47 Fuel Injector - MW
★ Moto Gloves POW! - FT
★ Bowie Knife Lore - MW
★ Bayonet Night - BS
★ Ursus Knife Case Hardened - FT - x2
★ Survival Knife Case Hardened - MW
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Player Two - FN
★ Driver Gloves Black Tie - FT
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid - BS - x2
★ Bowie Knife Stained - FN
★ Stiletto Knife Night Stripe - FT
★ Specialist Gloves Marble Fade - WW
StatTrak™ AK-47 Red Laminate - MW
USP-S Target Acquired - FN
★ Flip Knife Freehand - FT
★ Huntsman Knife Damascus Steel - FN
★ Stiletto Knife Forest DDPAT - MW
★ Survival Knife Crimson Web - FT
AK-47 Asiimov - FN - x2
★ Driver Gloves Rezan the Red - MW
★ Gut Knife Marble Fade - FN
★ Broken Fang Gloves Jade - MW
StatTrak™ AWP BOOM - MW
★ Falchion Knife Case Hardened - WW
★ Survival Knife - - x2
★ StatTrak™ Bowie Knife -
★ Moto Gloves Polygon - FT
★ Falchion Knife Blue Steel - MW
AK-47 Case Hardened - WW
★ Flip Knife Night - FT
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler - FT - x3
★ Hand Wraps Overprint - WW
AK-47 Case Hardened - BS - x4
★ Ursus Knife Case Hardened - WW
StatTrak™ AK-47 Bloodsport - FT
★ Moto Gloves Blood Pressure - FT
Souvenir Desert Eagle Fennec Fox - FT
★ Driver Gloves King Snake - BS
★ Flip Knife Stained - BS
★ StatTrak™ Falchion Knife Freehand - MW
Glock-18 Twilight Galaxy - MW
★ StatTrak™ Flip Knife Rust Coat - BS
★ Navaja Knife Marble Fade - FN
★ Gut Knife Slaughter - MW
★ Ursus Knife Blue Steel - WW
★ Nomad Knife Urban Masked - FT
★ Sport Gloves Big Game - BS
M4A1-S Printstream - FT - x2
★ Huntsman Knife Stained - FT
★ Nomad Knife Scorched - FT - x2
★ Bowie Knife -
★ Falchion Knife Freehand - MW
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out - FT
StatTrak™ P90 Asiimov - FN
★ StatTrak™ Flip Knife Forest DDPAT - FT - x2
★ Specialist Gloves Marble Fade - BS
StatTrak™ AWP Wildfire - MW
★ Huntsman Knife Black Laminate - MW
M4A1-S Golden Coil - FN
★ Flip Knife Forest DDPAT - FT
★ Gut Knife Lore - FT - x2
AK-47 Panthera onca - BS
★ Classic Knife Scorched - FT
★ Falchion Knife Freehand - FT
AWP Graphite - FN
★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web - BS - x3
★ Bowie Knife Night - MW
★ Shadow Daggers Lore - MW - x2
M4A4 Asiimov - FT - x2
★ Paracord Knife Stained - MW
AWP Containment Breach - MW
AK-47 Inheritance - MW
AWP Graphite - MW
★ Shadow Daggers -
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent - BS
★ Bowie Knife Bright Water - FN
Souvenir SSG 08 Death Strike - MW
AK-47 Bloodsport - FN
AK-47 The Empress - FN
★ Falchion Knife Stained - FT
AK-47 Vulcan - WW - x2
★ Bloodhound Gloves Charred - FT
AWP Asiimov - FT
★ Bloodhound Gloves Snakebite - MW
★ Moto Gloves Eclipse - WW
★ Sport Gloves Bronze Morph - WW - x2
★ StatTrak™ Falchion Knife Forest DDPAT - MW
StatTrak™ Tec-9 Decimator - FN
StatTrak™ AK-47 The Empress - MW
★ Falchion Knife Ultraviolet - WW
★ Shadow Daggers Case Hardened - BS
★ Classic Knife Safari Mesh - FT - x2
★ Huntsman Knife Ultraviolet - BS
★ Moto Gloves Polygon - BS
AK-47 Fuel Injector - WW
★ Huntsman Knife Urban Masked - WW
★ Broken Fang Gloves Jade - FT
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Cyrex - FN
★ Bowie Knife Ultraviolet - FT
★ Survival Knife Stained - WW
★ Huntsman Knife Scorched - FT
★ StatTrak™ Gut Knife Freehand - FT
M4A4 Temukau - FN
StatTrak™ AWP Asiimov - BS
★ Falchion Knife Night - FT
★ Bowie Knife Bright Water - FT
AK-47 Bloodsport - MW - x3
★ StatTrak™ Falchion Knife Forest DDPAT - FT
★ Bloodhound Gloves Guerrilla - MW
USP-S Printstream - FN - x2
★ StatTrak™ Ursus Knife Safari Mesh - FT
★ Driver Gloves Diamondback - WW
M4A1-S Printstream - BS
StatTrak™ CZ75-Auto Victoria - FN
★ Survival Knife Night Stripe - FT
★ Survival Knife Night Stripe - WW
MP7 Teal Blossom - FN
★ Driver Gloves Rezan the Red - FT - x2
★ Gut Knife Freehand - FT - x2
ESL One Cologne 2014 Legends - - x3
★ Navaja Knife Blue Steel - MW
★ Shadow Daggers Autotronic - FT - x2
AWP BOOM - MW
Sticker rox (Holo) Antwerp 2022 - - x2
★ Bowie Knife Urban Masked - FT
★ Gut Knife Ultraviolet - FT
★ Hand Wraps Constrictor - MW
AK-47 Aquamarine Revenge - FN
Desert Eagle Hypnotic - FN - x2
★ Paracord Knife Boreal Forest - FT
FAMAS Prime Conspiracy - FN - x2
★ Driver Gloves Overtake - FT
★ Shadow Daggers Damascus Steel - MW
★ Navaja Knife Damascus Steel - MW
AK-47 Redline - MW
★ Survival Knife Forest DDPAT - WW
★ Gut Knife Rust Coat - BS
★ Survival Knife Boreal Forest - FT
★ Specialist Gloves Forest DDPAT - BS
★ Paracord Knife Scorched - FT
★ Paracord Knife Safari Mesh - FT - x2
Desert Eagle Cobalt Disruption - FN
★ Paracord Knife Forest DDPAT - BS
★ Survival Knife Scorched - BS
StatTrak™ Five-SeveN Case Hardened - FN
★ Shadow Daggers Damascus Steel - FT
Desert Eagle Printstream - FN
StatTrak™ M4A4 The Emperor - MW
StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Printstream - MW - x2
AWP BOOM - FT
★ Hand Wraps Badlands - BS
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Player Two - MW - x2
★ Shadow Daggers Urban Masked - WW
StatTrak™ M4A4 Neo-Noir - FN
★ Moto Gloves Eclipse - BS
★ Gut Knife Boreal Forest - FT
StatTrak™ AWP Wildfire - FT
★ Shadow Daggers Bright Water - MW
AK-47 Inheritance - FT
AWP Containment Breach - FT - x2
★ Navaja Knife Scorched - MW
SSG 08 Bloodshot - MW
Souvenir SSG 08 Death Strike - FT
AWP Wildfire - MW - x2
★ Shadow Daggers Night - FT - x2
★ Shadow Daggers Rust Coat - BS - x2
★ Driver Gloves Queen Jaguar - FT - x2
StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Kumicho Dragon - FN
★ Driver Gloves Rezan the Red - BS
★ Navaja Knife Boreal Forest - FT
MAC-10 Case Hardened - FT
★ Broken Fang Gloves Unhinged - FT - x2
★ Navaja Knife Night Stripe - FT
★ Navaja Knife Urban Masked - BS
★ Navaja Knife Scorched - WW
M4A1-S Dark Water - MW
★ StatTrak™ Navaja Knife Boreal Forest - FT
★ Navaja Knife Scorched - BS
M4A1-S Dark Water - FT
USP-S Dark Water - MW
★ Specialist Gloves Buckshot - FT
★ Shadow Daggers Black Laminate - BS
★ Shadow Daggers Forest DDPAT - BS
★ Hand Wraps Duct Tape - FT
★ Shadow Daggers Safari Mesh - FT
★ Shadow Daggers Boreal Forest - FT
★ Navaja Knife Safari Mesh - FT - x2
★ Shadow Daggers Safari Mesh - BS
★ Moto Gloves 3rd Commando Company - FT - x3
AK-47 Leet Museo - FN
★ Hand Wraps Desert Shamagh - FT
StatTrak™ AK-47 The Empress - FT - x2
★ Driver Gloves Convoy - FT
★ Bloodhound Gloves Snakebite - FT - x2
AWP Asiimov - BS - x3
Sir Bloody Miami Darryl The Professionals - - x2
StatTrak™ AWP Man-o'-war - MW
StatTrak™ AK-47 Aquamarine Revenge - FT
USP-S Kill Confirmed - MW
ESL One Cologne 2014 Challengers - - x3
Getaway Sally The Professionals -
★ Hand Wraps Constrictor - WW
★ Hydra Gloves Emerald - FT - x2
★ Moto Gloves Transport - WW
M4A1-S Moss Quartz - FN
★ Hand Wraps Desert Shamagh - WW - x2
★ Hand Wraps Giraffe - BS - x3
★ Hydra Gloves Mangrove - FT - x2
AK-47 The Empress - MW - x2
AWP Redline - MW - x2
FAMAS Waters of Nephthys - MW
Souvenir MP9 Setting Sun - FN
★ Hydra Gloves Rattler - FT - x2
StatTrak™ Nova Hyper Beast - FN
★ Broken Fang Gloves Unhinged - BS
AWP Wildfire - FT - x2
StatTrak™ M4A4 龍王 (Dragon King) - FN
★ Hydra Gloves Emerald - WW
AK-47 Asiimov - MW - x2
MAC-10 Gold Brick - FN - x2
★ Hydra Gloves Rattler - BS
M4A1-S Hyper Beast - MW - x3
StatTrak™ AK-47 Head Shot - MW
StatTrak™ USP-S Printstream - WW
AWP Chrome Cannon - FT - x2
AWP Hyper Beast - MW - x2
StatTrak™ AWP Hyper Beast - FT
AWP Containment Breach - WW
Glock-18 Pink DDPAT - FT
AWP Electric Hive - FN - x2
StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Printstream - FT
USP-S Orion - FN
StatTrak™ USP-S Caiman - FT
StatTrak™ AK-47 The Empress - WW
USP-S The Traitor - FN
Souvenir MAC-10 Case Hardened - FN
StatTrak™ AK-47 Asiimov - FT
AK-47 Jaguar - FT
M4A1-S Player Two - MW
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler - MW
USP-S Business Class - FN
USP-S Whiteout - MW
M4A4 Asiimov - BS
StatTrak™ USP-S Serum - FT
Howl Pin -
StatTrak™ USP-S The Traitor - MW
AK-47 Neon Rider - FT - x2
Sticker TSM Kinguin (Foil) Katowice 2015 -
Cmdr. Davida 'Goggles' Fernandez SEAL Frogman - - x2
Desert Eagle Printstream - MW
Sticker Epsilon eSports (Holo) Cologne 2014 -
USP-S Orion - MW - x2
StatTrak™ AK-47 Nightwish - MW
Sir Bloody Loudmouth Darryl The Professionals -
Souvenir Five-SeveN Fall Hazard - FT
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler - WW
P90 Death by Kitty - MW
Cmdr. Frank 'Wet Sox' Baroud SEAL Frogman - - x2
StatTrak™ USP-S Monster Mashup - MW
AK-47 Leet Museo - MW - x3
USP-S Ancient Visions - MW
Number K The Professionals -
Five-SeveN Fairy Tale - FN
Desert Eagle Ocean Drive - MW
USP-S Kill Confirmed - FT - x2
P250 Undertow - FN
M4A1-S Moss Quartz - MW
M4A1-S Decimator - FN
StatTrak™ AWP Hyper Beast - WW
AK-47 Wasteland Rebel - MW - x2
StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Kumicho Dragon - MW - x2
AWP Redline - FT - x2
StatTrak™ Glock-18 Water Elemental - FN
StatTrak™ AK-47 Neon Revolution - WW
StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive - FT
M4A1-S Golden Coil - WW - x2
StatTrak™ SSG 08 Dragonfire - MW
USP-S Road Rash - MW
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Decimator - MW
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Nightmare - MW
AWP Containment Breach - BS
Dual Berettas Cobra Strike - MW
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Mecha Industries - BS
AWP Chrome Cannon - WW
M4A4 Hellfire - MW - x2
StatTrak™ AK-47 Redline - FT - x2
StatTrak™ AWP Neo-Noir - FT
AK-47 Red Laminate - FT
AWP Pink DDPAT - MW
Souvenir P250 Apep's Curse - MW
Glock-18 Bullet Queen - FN
AWP Electric Hive - MW
USP-S Monster Mashup - FN
StatTrak™ AK-47 Point Disarray - MW
M4A4 Cyber Security - FN
SSG 08 Blood in the Water - MW
StatTrak™ Sawed-Off The Kraken - FN
FAMAS Waters of Nephthys - FT
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Basilisk - FN
USP-S Kill Confirmed - WW
AWP Man-o'-war - MW - x3
P90 Asiimov - FN
MAC-10 Propaganda - MW
USP-S Printstream - FT - x2
Souvenir Galil AR Cerberus - FT
Sir Bloody Darryl Royale The Professionals -
AWP Neo-Noir - FN
StatTrak™ Zeus x27 Olympus - MW
AK-47 Black Laminate - MW - x2
Desert Eagle Printstream - FT
Desert Eagle Kumicho Dragon - FN - x2
P90 Death by Kitty - FT
Desert Eagle Code Red - MW
Five-SeveN Nitro - MW
AWP Wildfire - BS
StatTrak™ P250 Mehndi - MW
AK-47 Asiimov - FT
AK-47 Head Shot - MW
MAC-10 Fade - FN - x2
StatTrak™ AK-47 Cartel - BS
StatTrak™ USP-S Jawbreaker - MW
AWP Electric Hive - FT
StatTrak™ M4A4 龍王 (Dragon King) - MW
MAC-10 Propaganda - FT
FAMAS Afterimage - MW
Vypa Sista of the Revolution Guerrilla Warfare -
StatTrak™ SSG 08 Dragonfire - FT
AK-47 Frontside Misty - MW
StatTrak™ M4A4 In Living Color - MW
M4A1-S Mecha Industries - FT - x2
Souvenir MAC-10 Indigo - FN
AWP Hyper Beast - FT
StatTrak™ AK-47 Frontside Misty - FT
Sticker Virtus.Pro DreamHack 2014 -
StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Kumicho Dragon - BS
Glock-18 Sand Dune - MW
Sticker MOUZ (Foil) Stockholm 2021 -
StatTrak™ USP-S Blueprint - MW
M4A1-S Bright Water - MW
StatTrak™ AWP Fever Dream - FN
Desert Eagle Crimson Web - MW - x2
M4A4 Zirka - FT
M4A1-S Black Lotus - FN
AK-47 Black Laminate - FT
M4A4 Modern Hunter - FT
USP-S Monster Mashup - MW - x2
StatTrak™ AK-47 Legion of Anubis - MW
Sir Bloody Skullhead Darryl The Professionals -
StatTrak™ Galil AR Chatterbox - BS
AWP Neo-Noir - MW - x2
M4A4 Global Offensive - MW
Souvenir M4A4 Tornado - MW
USP-S Road Rash - FT
Souvenir Galil AR CAUTION! - MW
AK-47 Wasteland Rebel - FT
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★ Butterfly Knife Doppler - FN RUBY
★ Karambit Doppler - FN SAPPHIRE
★ Talon Knife Doppler - FN SAPPHIRE
★ Talon Knife Doppler - FN RUBY 0.007
M4A4 Howl - MW
★ Sport Gloves Vice - MW 0.12
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze - FT 0.16
M4A4 Howl - FT - x2
★ Butterfly Knife Gamma Doppler - MW Phase 2
★ Karambit Fade - FN 98.8% 0.008
AK-47 Fire Serpent - FN
AWP The Prince - FT 0.26
★ Specialist Gloves Emerald Web - MW
AK-47 Gold Arabesque - FT
★ Butterfly Knife Slaughter - FN 0.010
★ Butterfly Knife Autotronic - MW 0.08
★ Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth - FN 0.007
M4A1-S Welcome to the Jungle - MW
★ Skeleton Knife Fade - FN - x2
★ Karambit Marble Fade - FN - x2 Fire & Ice
Boston 2018 Cobblestone Souvenir Package -
AK-47 Case Hardened - WW (#670)
★ Bayonet Case Hardened - FN 0.0010 (4# in the world)
StatTrak™ AK-47 Case Hardened - MW (iBUYPOWER Katowice 14 HOLO)
AK-47 Case Hardened - BS (#265)
AK-47 Case Hardened - BS (#4)
AK-47 Case Hardened - WW (#764)
AK-47 Case Hardened - FT (#169)
AK-47 Case Hardened - MW (#65)
AK-47 Redline (4x mousesports Foil MLG Columbus 2016)
AK-47 Predator (Virtus.Pro Holo Dreamhack 2014)
AK-47 Redline (Virtus.Pro Holo Dreamhack2014)
StatTrak™ Glock-18 Bunsen Burner (4x Titan Cologne 2015)
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler - MW
★ Falchion Knife Doppler - FN
★ Falchion Knife Doppler - FN BLACK PEARL
★ M9 Bayonet Vanilla
AK-47 X-Ray - MW
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler - FN
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler - FN EMERALD
★ Nomad Knife Fade - FN 96% 0.01
★ StatTrak™ Skeleton Knife Crimson Web - MW 0.070
M4A1-S Hot Rod - FN - x2
★ StatTrak™ Nomad Knife Fade - FN
★ Karambit Black Laminate - MW
★ Karambit Black Laminate - FT
★ Skeleton Knife Slaughter - FN
M4A4 Poseidon - MW
★ Bayonet Fade - FN 97.5% 0.01
★ Sport Gloves Slingshot - FT 0.240
★ Skeleton Knife Slaughter - MW 0.09
★ Butterfly Knife Stained - WW
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler - FN
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler - FN EMERALD
★ Karambit Night - MW
★ M9 Bayonet Damascus Steel - FN
★ Sport Gloves Amphibious - FT
★ Gut Knife Doppler - FN
★ Gut Knife Doppler - FN RUBY
★ Flip Knife Fade - FN 97.6%
★ StatTrak™ Karambit Crimson Web - BS 0.54
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler - FN
★ Bayonet Doppler - FN
M4A1-S Blue Phosphor - FN
★ Karambit Night - FT 0.18
★ Butterfly Knife Urban Masked - FT
★ Classic Knife Fade - FN
★ Karambit Rust Coat - BS
★ Ursus Knife Fade - FN 99.2%
StatTrak™ AK-47 Case Hardened - MW
★ Nomad Knife Slaughter - FN
AWP Lightning Strike - FN
★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth - FN
★ Karambit Scorched - FT
★ Skeleton Knife Crimson Web - BS
★ Karambit Urban Masked - FT
★ Karambit Scorched - WW
★ Flip Knife Doppler - FN - x4
★ Navaja Knife Doppler - FN
★ Navaja Knife Doppler - FN SAPPHIRE
★ Talon Knife Vanilla
★ Ursus Knife Doppler - FN - x2
★ StatTrak™ Talon Knife Case Hardened - BS
★ Bayonet Lore - FT - x2
★ Stiletto Knife Tiger Tooth - FN
★ Nomad Knife -
★ Talon Knife Ultraviolet - MW
AK-47 Vulcan - MW - x2
★ Flip Knife Slaughter - FN
★ M9 Bayonet Boreal Forest - FT
UMP-45 Fade - FN
★ StatTrak™ Talon Knife Crimson Web - FT
Sticker mousesports Katowice 2014 -
AK-47 Fuel Injector - FN
★ StatTrak™ Nomad Knife Case Hardened - MW
★ Stiletto Knife -
★ Bowie Knife Fade - FN
★ Survival Knife Fade - FN
★ Bayonet Case Hardened - FT
AK-47 X-Ray - WW
★ Flip Knife Slaughter - MW
★ Huntsman Knife Slaughter - FN
★ Skeleton Knife Case Hardened - BS
★ StatTrak™ Ursus Knife Marble Fade - FN
Sticker Virtus.Pro Katowice 2014 -
★ Flip Knife Tiger Tooth - FN
AK-47 Case Hardened - FN - x2
★ Specialist Gloves Fade - FT
★ StatTrak™ Kukri Knife Stained - MW
★ Specialist Gloves Lt. Commander - MW
★ Nomad Knife Blue Steel - BS
★ Bayonet Freehand - FN
★ Skeleton Knife Stained - WW
★ Driver Gloves King Snake - FT 0.162
MP5-SD Oxide Oasis - FN
StatTrak™ M4A4 The Emperor - FN
★ Moto Gloves Blood Pressure - MW
Sticker Flipsid3 Tactics (Holo) Katowice 2015 -
StatTrak™ AK-47 Case Hardened - WW
★ StatTrak™ Bayonet Blue Steel - BS
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid - FT - x2
Desert Eagle Emerald Jörmungandr - FN 0.007
★ Bowie Knife Slaughter - FN
★ StatTrak™ Huntsman Knife Tiger Tooth - FN
★ Specialist Gloves Marble Fade - FT
★ Specialist Gloves Marble Fade - FT 0.15
★ Driver Gloves Crimson Weave - FT - x2
★ Hand Wraps Cobalt Skulls - BS
AK-47 Case Hardened - MW
★ Bowie Knife Autotronic - FN
Desert Eagle Sunset Storm 弐 - FN
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid - WW
★ Huntsman Knife Tiger Tooth - FN
★ StatTrak™ Shadow Daggers Crimson Web - MW
★ Stiletto Knife Stained - FT
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Chantico's Fire - FN
★ Shadow Daggers Doppler - FN
AWP Oni Taiji - FT
★ Bowie Knife Slaughter - MW
★ Nomad Knife Crimson Web - BS
★ Talon Knife Safari Mesh - MW
★ Paracord Knife Slaughter - MW
★ Survival Knife Slaughter - FN
★ StatTrak™ Bowie Knife Tiger Tooth - FN - x2
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Printstream - FT
AK-47 Case Hardened - FT - x2
★ Huntsman Knife Autotronic - MW
Souvenir M4A4 Eye of Horus - BS
ESL One Katowice 2015 Legends (Holo/Foil) -
★ Sport Gloves Omega - BS
★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web - FT
AK-47 Jet Set - BS
★ Skeleton Knife Urban Masked - BS
★ Kukri Knife Safari Mesh - MW
★ Navaja Knife Fade - FN
★ Bowie Knife Tiger Tooth - FN
Souvenir SG 553 Integrale - MW
★ Skeleton Knife Safari Mesh - FT - x2
★ StatTrak™ Kukri Knife Forest DDPAT - FT
★ Specialist Gloves Foundation - WW
StatTrak™ AWP Asiimov - FT
AK-47 Vulcan - FT - x3
★ Flip Knife Damascus Steel - MW - x3
AK-47 Fuel Injector - MW
★ Moto Gloves POW! - FT
★ Bowie Knife Lore - MW
★ Bayonet Night - BS
★ Ursus Knife Case Hardened - FT - x2
★ Survival Knife Case Hardened - MW
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Player Two - FN
★ Driver Gloves Black Tie - FT
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid - BS - x2
★ Bowie Knife Stained - FN
★ Stiletto Knife Night Stripe - FT
★ Specialist Gloves Marble Fade - WW
StatTrak™ AK-47 Red Laminate - MW
USP-S Target Acquired - FN
★ Flip Knife Freehand - FT
★ Huntsman Knife Damascus Steel - FN
★ Stiletto Knife Forest DDPAT - MW
★ Survival Knife Crimson Web - FT
AK-47 Asiimov - FN - x2
★ Driver Gloves Rezan the Red - MW
★ Gut Knife Marble Fade - FN
★ Broken Fang Gloves Jade - MW
StatTrak™ AWP BOOM - MW
★ Falchion Knife Case Hardened - WW
★ Survival Knife - - x2
★ StatTrak™ Bowie Knife -
★ Moto Gloves Polygon - FT
★ Falchion Knife Blue Steel - MW
AK-47 Case Hardened - WW
★ Flip Knife Night - FT
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler - FT - x3
★ Hand Wraps Overprint - WW
AK-47 Case Hardened - BS - x4
★ Ursus Knife Case Hardened - WW
StatTrak™ AK-47 Bloodsport - FT
★ Moto Gloves Blood Pressure - FT
Souvenir Desert Eagle Fennec Fox - FT
★ Driver Gloves King Snake - BS
★ Flip Knife Stained - BS
★ StatTrak™ Falchion Knife Freehand - MW
Glock-18 Twilight Galaxy - MW
★ StatTrak™ Flip Knife Rust Coat - BS
★ Navaja Knife Marble Fade - FN
★ Gut Knife Slaughter - MW
★ Ursus Knife Blue Steel - WW
★ Nomad Knife Urban Masked - FT
★ Sport Gloves Big Game - BS
M4A1-S Printstream - FT - x2
★ Huntsman Knife Stained - FT
★ Nomad Knife Scorched - FT - x2
★ Bowie Knife -
★ Falchion Knife Freehand - MW
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out - FT
StatTrak™ P90 Asiimov - FN
★ StatTrak™ Flip Knife Forest DDPAT - FT - x2
★ Specialist Gloves Marble Fade - BS
StatTrak™ AWP Wildfire - MW
★ Huntsman Knife Black Laminate - MW
M4A1-S Golden Coil - FN
★ Flip Knife Forest DDPAT - FT
★ Gut Knife Lore - FT - x2
AK-47 Panthera onca - BS
★ Classic Knife Scorched - FT
★ Falchion Knife Freehand - FT
AWP Graphite - FN
★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web - BS - x3
★ Bowie Knife Night - MW
★ Shadow Daggers Lore - MW - x2
M4A4 Asiimov - FT - x2
★ Paracord Knife Stained - MW
AWP Containment Breach - MW
AK-47 Inheritance - MW
AWP Graphite - MW
★ Shadow Daggers -
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent - BS
★ Bowie Knife Bright Water - FN
Souvenir SSG 08 Death Strike - MW
AK-47 Bloodsport - FN
AK-47 The Empress - FN
★ Falchion Knife Stained - FT
AK-47 Vulcan - WW - x2
★ Bloodhound Gloves Charred - FT
AWP Asiimov - FT
★ Bloodhound Gloves Snakebite - MW
★ Moto Gloves Eclipse - WW
★ Sport Gloves Bronze Morph - WW - x2
★ StatTrak™ Falchion Knife Forest DDPAT - MW
StatTrak™ Tec-9 Decimator - FN
StatTrak™ AK-47 The Empress - MW
★ Falchion Knife Ultraviolet - WW
★ Shadow Daggers Case Hardened - BS
★ Classic Knife Safari Mesh - FT - x2
★ Huntsman Knife Ultraviolet - BS
★ Moto Gloves Polygon - BS
AK-47 Fuel Injector - WW
★ Huntsman Knife Urban Masked - WW
★ Broken Fang Gloves Jade - FT
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Cyrex - FN
★ Bowie Knife Ultraviolet - FT
★ Survival Knife Stained - WW
★ Huntsman Knife Scorched - FT
★ StatTrak™ Gut Knife Freehand - FT
M4A4 Temukau - FN
StatTrak™ AWP Asiimov - BS
★ Falchion Knife Night - FT
★ Bowie Knife Bright Water - FT
AK-47 Bloodsport - MW - x3
★ StatTrak™ Falchion Knife Forest DDPAT - FT
★ Bloodhound Gloves Guerrilla - MW
USP-S Printstream - FN - x2
★ StatTrak™ Ursus Knife Safari Mesh - FT
★ Driver Gloves Diamondback - WW
M4A1-S Printstream - BS
StatTrak™ CZ75-Auto Victoria - FN
★ Survival Knife Night Stripe - FT
★ Survival Knife Night Stripe - WW
MP7 Teal Blossom - FN
★ Driver Gloves Rezan the Red - FT - x2
★ Gut Knife Freehand - FT - x2
ESL One Cologne 2014 Legends - - x3
★ Navaja Knife Blue Steel - MW
★ Shadow Daggers Autotronic - FT - x2
AWP BOOM - MW
Sticker rox (Holo) Antwerp 2022 - - x2
★ Bowie Knife Urban Masked - FT
★ Gut Knife Ultraviolet - FT
★ Hand Wraps Constrictor - MW
AK-47 Aquamarine Revenge - FN
Desert Eagle Hypnotic - FN - x2
★ Paracord Knife Boreal Forest - FT
FAMAS Prime Conspiracy - FN - x2
★ Driver Gloves Overtake - FT
★ Shadow Daggers Damascus Steel - MW
★ Navaja Knife Damascus Steel - MW
AK-47 Redline - MW
★ Survival Knife Forest DDPAT - WW
★ Gut Knife Rust Coat - BS
★ Survival Knife Boreal Forest - FT
★ Specialist Gloves Forest DDPAT - BS
★ Paracord Knife Scorched - FT
★ Paracord Knife Safari Mesh - FT - x2
Desert Eagle Cobalt Disruption - FN
★ Paracord Knife Forest DDPAT - BS
★ Survival Knife Scorched - BS
StatTrak™ Five-SeveN Case Hardened - FN
★ Shadow Daggers Damascus Steel - FT
Desert Eagle Printstream - FN
StatTrak™ M4A4 The Emperor - MW
StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Printstream - MW - x2
AWP BOOM - FT
★ Hand Wraps Badlands - BS
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Player Two - MW - x2
★ Shadow Daggers Urban Masked - WW
StatTrak™ M4A4 Neo-Noir - FN
★ Moto Gloves Eclipse - BS
★ Gut Knife Boreal Forest - FT
StatTrak™ AWP Wildfire - FT
★ Shadow Daggers Bright Water - MW
AK-47 Inheritance - FT
AWP Containment Breach - FT - x2
★ Navaja Knife Scorched - MW
SSG 08 Bloodshot - MW
Souvenir SSG 08 Death Strike - FT
AWP Wildfire - MW - x2
★ Shadow Daggers Night - FT - x2
★ Shadow Daggers Rust Coat - BS - x2
★ Driver Gloves Queen Jaguar - FT - x2
StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Kumicho Dragon - FN
★ Driver Gloves Rezan the Red - BS
★ Navaja Knife Boreal Forest - FT
MAC-10 Case Hardened - FT
★ Broken Fang Gloves Unhinged - FT - x2
★ Navaja Knife Night Stripe - FT
★ Navaja Knife Urban Masked - BS
★ Navaja Knife Scorched - WW
M4A1-S Dark Water - MW
★ StatTrak™ Navaja Knife Boreal Forest - FT
★ Navaja Knife Scorched - BS
M4A1-S Dark Water - FT
USP-S Dark Water - MW
★ Specialist Gloves Buckshot - FT
★ Shadow Daggers Black Laminate - BS
★ Shadow Daggers Forest DDPAT - BS
★ Hand Wraps Duct Tape - FT
★ Shadow Daggers Safari Mesh - FT
★ Shadow Daggers Boreal Forest - FT
★ Navaja Knife Safari Mesh - FT - x2
★ Shadow Daggers Safari Mesh - BS
★ Moto Gloves 3rd Commando Company - FT - x3
AK-47 Leet Museo - FN
★ Hand Wraps Desert Shamagh - FT
StatTrak™ AK-47 The Empress - FT - x2
★ Driver Gloves Convoy - FT
★ Bloodhound Gloves Snakebite - FT - x2
AWP Asiimov - BS - x3
Sir Bloody Miami Darryl The Professionals - - x2
StatTrak™ AWP Man-o'-war - MW
StatTrak™ AK-47 Aquamarine Revenge - FT
USP-S Kill Confirmed - MW
ESL One Cologne 2014 Challengers - - x3
Getaway Sally The Professionals -
★ Hand Wraps Constrictor - WW
★ Hydra Gloves Emerald - FT - x2
★ Moto Gloves Transport - WW
M4A1-S Moss Quartz - FN
★ Hand Wraps Desert Shamagh - WW - x2
★ Hand Wraps Giraffe - BS - x3
★ Hydra Gloves Mangrove - FT - x2
AK-47 The Empress - MW - x2
AWP Redline - MW - x2
FAMAS Waters of Nephthys - MW
Souvenir MP9 Setting Sun - FN
★ Hydra Gloves Rattler - FT - x2
StatTrak™ Nova Hyper Beast - FN
★ Broken Fang Gloves Unhinged - BS
AWP Wildfire - FT - x2
StatTrak™ M4A4 龍王 (Dragon King) - FN
★ Hydra Gloves Emerald - WW
AK-47 Asiimov - MW - x2
MAC-10 Gold Brick - FN - x2
★ Hydra Gloves Rattler - BS
M4A1-S Hyper Beast - MW - x3
StatTrak™ AK-47 Head Shot - MW
StatTrak™ USP-S Printstream - WW
AWP Chrome Cannon - FT - x2
AWP Hyper Beast - MW - x2
StatTrak™ AWP Hyper Beast - FT
AWP Containment Breach - WW
Glock-18 Pink DDPAT - FT
AWP Electric Hive - FN - x2
StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Printstream - FT
USP-S Orion - FN
StatTrak™ USP-S Caiman - FT
StatTrak™ AK-47 The Empress - WW
USP-S The Traitor - FN
Souvenir MAC-10 Case Hardened - FN
StatTrak™ AK-47 Asiimov - FT
AK-47 Jaguar - FT
M4A1-S Player Two - MW
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler - MW
USP-S Business Class - FN
USP-S Whiteout - MW
M4A4 Asiimov - BS
StatTrak™ USP-S Serum - FT
Howl Pin -
StatTrak™ USP-S The Traitor - MW
AK-47 Neon Rider - FT - x2
Sticker TSM Kinguin (Foil) Katowice 2015 -
Cmdr. Davida 'Goggles' Fernandez SEAL Frogman - - x2
Desert Eagle Printstream - MW
Sticker Epsilon eSports (Holo) Cologne 2014 -
USP-S Orion - MW - x2
StatTrak™ AK-47 Nightwish - MW
Sir Bloody Loudmouth Darryl The Professionals -
Souvenir Five-SeveN Fall Hazard - FT
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler - WW
P90 Death by Kitty - MW
Cmdr. Frank 'Wet Sox' Baroud SEAL Frogman - - x2
StatTrak™ USP-S Monster Mashup - MW
AK-47 Leet Museo - MW - x3
USP-S Ancient Visions - MW
Number K The Professionals -
Five-SeveN Fairy Tale - FN
Desert Eagle Ocean Drive - MW
USP-S Kill Confirmed - FT - x2
P250 Undertow - FN
M4A1-S Moss Quartz - MW
M4A1-S Decimator - FN
StatTrak™ AWP Hyper Beast - WW
AK-47 Wasteland Rebel - MW - x2
StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Kumicho Dragon - MW - x2
AWP Redline - FT - x2
StatTrak™ Glock-18 Water Elemental - FN
StatTrak™ AK-47 Neon Revolution - WW
StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive - FT
M4A1-S Golden Coil - WW - x2
StatTrak™ SSG 08 Dragonfire - MW
USP-S Road Rash - MW
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Decimator - MW
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Nightmare - MW
AWP Containment Breach - BS
Dual Berettas Cobra Strike - MW
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Mecha Industries - BS
AWP Chrome Cannon - WW
M4A4 Hellfire - MW - x2
StatTrak™ AK-47 Redline - FT - x2
StatTrak™ AWP Neo-Noir - FT
AK-47 Red Laminate - FT
AWP Pink DDPAT - MW
Souvenir P250 Apep's Curse - MW
Glock-18 Bullet Queen - FN
AWP Electric Hive - MW
USP-S Monster Mashup - FN
StatTrak™ AK-47 Point Disarray - MW
M4A4 Cyber Security - FN
SSG 08 Blood in the Water - MW
StatTrak™ Sawed-Off The Kraken - FN
FAMAS Waters of Nephthys - FT
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Basilisk - FN
USP-S Kill Confirmed - WW
AWP Man-o'-war - MW - x3
P90 Asiimov - FN
MAC-10 Propaganda - MW
USP-S Printstream - FT - x2
Souvenir Galil AR Cerberus - FT
Sir Bloody Darryl Royale The Professionals -
AWP Neo-Noir - FN
StatTrak™ Zeus x27 Olympus - MW
AK-47 Black Laminate - MW - x2
Desert Eagle Printstream - FT
Desert Eagle Kumicho Dragon - FN - x2
P90 Death by Kitty - FT
Desert Eagle Code Red - MW
Five-SeveN Nitro - MW
AWP Wildfire - BS
StatTrak™ P250 Mehndi - MW
AK-47 Asiimov - FT
AK-47 Head Shot - MW
MAC-10 Fade - FN - x2
StatTrak™ AK-47 Cartel - BS
StatTrak™ USP-S Jawbreaker - MW
AWP Electric Hive - FT
StatTrak™ M4A4 龍王 (Dragon King) - MW
MAC-10 Propaganda - FT
FAMAS Afterimage - MW
Vypa Sista of the Revolution Guerrilla Warfare -
StatTrak™ SSG 08 Dragonfire - FT
AK-47 Frontside Misty - MW
StatTrak™ M4A4 In Living Color - MW
M4A1-S Mecha Industries - FT - x2
Souvenir MAC-10 Indigo - FN
AWP Hyper Beast - FT
StatTrak™ AK-47 Frontside Misty - FT
Sticker Virtus.Pro DreamHack 2014 -
StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Kumicho Dragon - BS
Glock-18 Sand Dune - MW
Sticker MOUZ (Foil) Stockholm 2021 -
StatTrak™ USP-S Blueprint - MW
M4A1-S Bright Water - MW
StatTrak™ AWP Fever Dream - FN
Desert Eagle Crimson Web - MW - x2
M4A4 Zirka - FT
M4A1-S Black Lotus - FN
AK-47 Black Laminate - FT
M4A4 Modern Hunter - FT
USP-S Monster Mashup - MW - x2
StatTrak™ AK-47 Legion of Anubis - MW
Sir Bloody Skullhead Darryl The Professionals -
StatTrak™ Galil AR Chatterbox - BS
AWP Neo-Noir - MW - x2
M4A4 Global Offensive - MW
Souvenir M4A4 Tornado - MW
USP-S Road Rash - FT
Souvenir Galil AR CAUTION! - MW
AK-47 Wasteland Rebel - FT
& more
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Knives - Bowie Knife, Butterfly Knife, Falchion Knife, Flip Knife, Gut Knife, Huntsman Knife, M9 Bayonet, Bayonet, Karambit, Shadow Daggers, Stiletto Knife, Ursus Knife, Navaja Knife, Talon Knife, Classic Knife, Paracord Knife, Survival Knife, Nomad Knife, Skeleton Knife, Patterns - Gamma Doppler, Doppler (Phase 1, Phase 2, Phase 3, Phase 4, Black Pearl, Sapphire, Ruby, Emerald), Crimson Web, Lore, Fade, Ultraviolet, Night, Marble Fade (Fire & Ice, Fake FI), Case Hardened (Blue Gem), Autotronic, Slaughter, Black Laminate, Tiger Tooth, Boreal Forest, Scorched, Blue Steel, Vanilla, Damascus Steel, Forest DDPAT, Urban Masked, Freehand, Stained, Bright Water, Safari Mesh, Rust Coat, Gloves - Bloodhound Gloves (Charred, Snakebite, Guerrilla, Bronzed), Driver Gloves (Snow Leopard, King Snake, Crimson Weave, Imperial Plaid, Black Tie, Lunar Weave, Diamondback, Rezan the Red, Overtake, Queen Jaguar, Convoy, Racing Green), Hand Wraps (Cobalt Skulls, CAUTION!, Overprint, Slaughter, Leather, Giraffe, Badlands, Spruce DDPAT, Arboreal, Constrictor, Desert Shamagh, Duct Tape), Moto Gloves (Spearmint, POW!, Cool Mint, Smoke Out, Finish Line, Polygon, Blood Pressure, Turtle, Boom!, Eclipse, 3rd Commando Company, Transport), Specialist Gloves (Crimson Kimono, Tiger Strike, Emerald Web, Field Agent, Marble Fade, Fade, Foundation, Lt. Commander, Crimson Web, Mogul, Forest DDPAT, Buckshot), Sport Gloves (Pandora's Box, Superconductor, Hedge Maze, Vice, Amphibious, Slingshot, Omega, Arid, Big Game, Nocts, Scarlet Shamagh, Bronze Morph), Hydra Gloves (Case Hardened, Emerald, Rattler, Mangrove), Broken Fang Gloves (Jade, Yellow-banded, Unhinged, Needle Point), Pistols - P2000 (Wicked Sick, Ocean Foam, Fire Element, Amber Fade, Corticera, Chainmail, Imperial Dragon, Obsidian, Scorpion, Handgun, Acid Etched), USP-S (Printstream, Kill Confirmed, Whiteout, Road Rash, Owergrowth, The Traitor, Neo-Noir, Dark Water, Orion, Blueprint, Stainless, Caiman, Serum, Monster Mashup, Royal Blue, Ancient Visions, Cortex, Orange Anolis, Ticket To Hell, Black Lotus, Cyrex, Check Engine, Guardian, Purple DDPAT, Torque, Blood Tiger, Flashback, Business Class, Pathfinder, Para Green), Lead Conduit, Glock-18 (Ramese's Reach, Umbral Rabbit, Fade, Candy Apple, Bullet Queen, Synth Leaf, Neo-Noir, Nuclear Garden, Dragon Tatto, Reactor, Pink DDPAT, Twilight Galaxy, Sand Dune, Groundwater, Blue Fissure, Snack Attack, Water Elemental, Brass, Wasteland Rebel, Vogue, Franklin, Royal Legion, Gamma Doppler, Weasel, Steel Disruption, Ironwork, Grinder, High Beam, Moonrise, Oxide Blaze, Bunsen Burner, Clear Polymer, Bunsen Burner, Night), P250 (Apep's Curse, Re.built, Nuclear Threat, Modern Hunter, Splash, Whiteout, Vino Primo, Mehndi, Asiimov, Visions, Undertow, Cartel, See Ya Later, Gunsmoke, Splash, Digital Architect, Muertos, Red Rock, Bengal Tiger, Crimson Kimono, Wingshot, Metallic DDPAT, Hive, Dark Filigree, Mint Kimono), Five-Seven (Neon Kimono, Berries And Cherries, Fall Hazard, Crimson Blossom, Hyper Beast, Nitro, Fairy Tale, Case Hardened, Copper Galaxy, Angry Mob, Monkey Business, Fowl Play, Anodized Gunmetal, Hot Shot, Retrobution, Boost Protocol), CZ75-Auto (Chalice, Crimson Web, Emerald Quartz, The Fuschia is Now, Nitro, Xiangliu, Yellow Jacket, Victoria, Poison Dart, Syndicate, Eco, Hexane, Pole, Tigris), Tec-9 (Mummy's Rot, Rebel, Terrace, Nuclear Threat, Hades, Rust Leaf, Decimator, Blast From, Orange

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All Prices are negotiable and might not be 100% accurate and updated !
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler - FN RUBY B/O 12500usd
★ Karambit Doppler - FN SAPPHIRE B/O 9500usd
★ Talon Knife Doppler - FN SAPPHIRE B/O 4500usd
★ Talon Knife Doppler - FN RUBY 0.007 B/O 5500usd
M4A4 Howl - MW B/O 5000usd
★ Sport Gloves Vice - MW 0.12 B/O 4500usd
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze - FT 0.16 B/O
M4A4 Howl - FT - x2 B/O 4000usd
★ Butterfly Knife Gamma Doppler - MW Phase 2 B/O 4000usd
★ Karambit Fade - FN 98.8% 0.008 B/O 4000usd
AK-47 Fire Serpent - FN B/O 3000usd
AWP The Prince - FT 0.26 B/O 2500usd
★ Specialist Gloves Emerald Web - MW B/O 2500usd
AK-47 Gold Arabesque - FT B/O 2500usd
★ Butterfly Knife Slaughter - FN 0.010 B/O 2500usd
★ Butterfly Knife Autotronic - MW 0.08 B/O 1900usd
★ Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth - FN 0.007 B/O 1900usd
M4A1-S Welcome to the Jungle - MW B/O 1800usd
★ Skeleton Knife Fade - FN - x2 B/O 1800usd
★ Karambit Marble Fade - FN - x2 Fire & Ice B/O 3500usd
Boston 2018 Cobblestone Souvenir Package B/O 2000usd
and many more !
AK-47 Case Hardened - WW (#670) B/O 8500usd
M4A1-S Hot Rod - FN (Crown Foil) B/O 1150usd
★ Bayonet Case Hardened - FN 0.0010 (4# in the world) B/O 800usd
StatTrak™ AK-47 Case Hardened - MW (iBUYPOWER Katowice 14 HOLO) B/O 4500usd
AK-47 Case Hardened - BS (#265) B/O 250usd
AK-47 Case Hardened - BS (#4) B/O 850usd
AK-47 Case Hardened - WW (#764) B/O 500usd
AK-47 Case Hardened - FT (#169) B/O 550usd
AK-47 Case Hardened - MW (#65) B/O 550usd
AK-47 Redline (4x mousesports Foil MLG Columbus 2016) B/O 100usd
AK-47 Predator (Virtus.Pro Holo Dreamhack 2014) B/O 100usd
AK-47 Redline (Virtus.Pro Holo Dreamhack2014) B/O 100usd
StatTrak™ Glock-18 Bunsen Burner (4x Titan Cologne 2015) B/O 50usd
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Knives - Bowie Knife, Butterfly Knife, Falchion Knife, Flip Knife, Gut Knife, Huntsman Knife, M9 Bayonet, Bayonet, Karambit, Shadow Daggers, Stiletto Knife, Ursus Knife, Navaja Knife, Talon Knife, Classic Knife, Paracord Knife, Survival Knife, Nomad Knife, Skeleton Knife, Patterns - Gamma Doppler, Doppler (Phase 1, Phase 2, Phase 3, Phase 4, Black Pearl, Sapphire, Ruby, Emerald), Crimson Web, Lore, Fade, Ultraviolet, Night, Marble Fade (Fire & Ice, Fake FI), Case Hardened (Blue Gem), Autotronic, Slaughter, Black Laminate, Tiger Tooth, Boreal Forest, Scorched, Blue Steel, Vanilla, Damascus Steel, Forest DDPAT, Urban Masked, Freehand, Stained, Bright Water, Safari Mesh, Rust Coat, Gloves - Bloodhound Gloves (Charred, Snakebite, Guerrilla, Bronzed), Driver Gloves (Snow Leopard, King Snake, Crimson Weave, Imperial Plaid, Black Tie, Lunar Weave, Diamondback, Rezan the Red, Overtake, Queen Jaguar, Convoy, Racing Green), Hand Wraps (Cobalt Skulls, CAUTION!, Overprint, Slaughter, Leather, Giraffe, Badlands, Spruce DDPAT, Arboreal, Constrictor, Desert Shamagh, Duct Tape), Moto Gloves (Spearmint, POW!, Cool Mint, Smoke Out, Finish Line, Polygon, Blood Pressure, Turtle, Boom!, Eclipse, 3rd Commando Company, Transport), Specialist Gloves (Crimson Kimono, Tiger Strike, Emerald Web, Field Agent, Marble Fade, Fade, Foundation, Lt. Commander, Crimson Web, Mogul, Forest DDPAT, Buckshot), Sport Gloves (Pandora's Box, Superconductor, Hedge Maze, Vice, Amphibious, Slingshot, Omega, Arid, Big Game, Nocts, Scarlet Shamagh, Bronze Morph), Hydra Gloves (Case Hardened, Emerald, Rattler, Mangrove), Broken Fang Gloves (Jade, Yellow-banded, Unhinged, Needle Point), Pistols - P2000 (Wicked Sick, Ocean Foam, Fire Element, Amber Fade, Corticera, Chainmail, Imperial Dragon, Obsidian, Scorpion, Handgun, Acid Etched), USP-S (Printstream, Kill Confirmed, Whiteout, Road Rash, Owergrowth, The Traitor, Neo-Noir, Dark Water, Orion, Blueprint, Stainless, Caiman, Serum, Monster Mashup, Royal Blue, Ancient Visions, Cortex, Orange Anolis, Ticket To Hell, Black Lotus, Cyrex, Check Engine, Guardian, Purple DDPAT, Torque, Blood Tiger, Flashback, Business Class, Pathfinder, Para Green), Lead Conduit, Glock-18 (Ramese's Reach, Umbral Rabbit, Fade, Candy Apple, Bullet Queen, Synth Leaf, Neo-Noir, Nuclear Garden, Dragon Tatto, Reactor, Pink DDPAT, Twilight Galaxy, Sand Dune, Groundwater, Blue Fissure, Snack Attack, Water Elemental, Brass, Wasteland Rebel, Vogue, Franklin, Royal Legion, Gamma Doppler, Weasel, Steel Disruption, Ironwork, Grinder, High Beam, Moonrise, Oxide Blaze, Bunsen Burner, Clear Polymer, Bunsen Burner, Night), P250 (Apep's Curse, Re.built, Nuclear Threat, Modern Hunter, Splash, Whiteout, Vino Primo, Mehndi, Asiimov, Visions, Undertow, Cartel, See Ya Later, Gunsmoke, Splash, Digital Architect, Muertos, Red Rock, Bengal Tiger, Crimson Kimono, Wingshot, Metallic DDPAT, Hive, Dark Filigree, Mint Kimono), Five-Seven (Neon Kimono, Berries And Cherries, Fall Hazard, Crimson Blossom, Hyper Beast, Nitro, Fairy Tale, Case Hardened, Copper Galaxy, Angry Mob, Monkey Business, Fowl Play, Anodized Gunmetal, Hot Shot, Retrobution, Boost Protocol), CZ75-Auto (Chalice, Crimson Web, Emerald Quartz, The Fuschia is Now, Nitro, Xiangliu, Yellow Jacket, Victoria, Poison Dart, Syndicate, Eco, Hexane, Pole, Tigris), Tec-9 (Mummy's Rot, Rebel, Terrace, Nuclear Threat, Hades, Rust Leaf, Decimator, Blast From, Orange Murano, Toxic, Fuel Injector, Remote Control, Bamboo Forest, Isaac, Avalanche, Brother, Re-Entry, Blue Titanium, Bamboozle), R8 Revolver (Banana Cannon, Fade, Blaze, Crimson Web, Liama Cannon, Crazy 8, Reboot, Canal Spray, Night, Amber Fade), Desert Eagle (Blaze, Hand Cannon, Fennec Fox, Sunset Storm, Emerald Jörmungandr, Pilot, Hypnotic, Golden Koi, Printstream, Cobalt Disruption, Code Red, Ocean Drive, Midnight Storm, Kumicho Dragon, Crimson Web, Heirloom, Night Heist, Mecha Industries, Night, Conspiracy, Trigger Discipline, Naga, Directive, Light Rail), Dual Berettas (Flora Carnivora, Duelist, Cobra Strike, Black Limba, Emerald, Hemoglobin, Twin Turbo, Marina, Melondrama, Pyre, Retribution, Briar, Dezastre, Royal Consorts, Urban Shock, Dualing Dragons, Panther, Balance), Rifles - Galil (Aqua Terrace, Winter Forest, Chatterbox, Sugar Rush, Pheonix Blacklight, CAUTION!, Orange DDPAT, Cerberus, Dusk Ruins, Eco, Chromatic Aberration, Stone Cold, Tuxedo, Sandstorm, Shattered, Urban Rubble, Rocket Pop, Kami, Crimson Tsunami, Connexion), SCAR-20 (Fragments, Brass, Cyrex, Palm, Splash Jam, Cardiac, Emerald, Crimson Web, Magna Carta, Stone Mosaico, Bloodsport, Enforcer), AWP (Black Nile, Duality, Gungnir, Dragon Lore, Prince, Medusa, Desert Hydra, Fade, Lightning Strike, Oni Taiji, Silk Tiger, Graphite, Chromatic Aberration, Asiimov, Snake Camo, Boom, Containment Breach, Wildfire, Redline, Electric Hive, Hyper Beast, Neo-Noir, Man-o'-war, Pink DDPAT, Corticera, Sun in Leo, Elite Build, Fever Dream, Atheris, Mortis, PAW, Exoskeleton, Worm God, POP AWP, Phobos, Acheron, Pit Viper, Capillary, Safari Mesh), AK-47 (Steel Delta, Head Shot, Wild Lotus, Gold Arabesque, X-Ray, Fire Serpent, Hydroponic, Panthera Onca, Case Hardened, Vulcan, Jet Set, Fuel Injector, Bloodsport, Nightwish, First Class, Neon Rider, Asiimov, Red Laminate, Aquamarine Revenge, The Empress, Wasteland Rebel, Jaguar, Black Laminate, Leet Museo, Neon Revolution, Redline, Frontside Misty, Predator, Legion of Anubis, Point Disarray, Orbit Mk01, Blue Laminate, Green Laminate, Emerald Pinstripe, Cartel, Phantom Disruptor, Jungle Spray, Safety Net, Rat Rod, Baroque Purple, Slate, Elite Build, Uncharted, Safari Mesh), FAMAS (Waters of Nephthys, Sundown, Prime Conspiracy, Afterimage, Commemoration, Dark Water, Spitfire, Pulse, Eye of Athena, Meltdown, Rapid Eye Move, Roll Cage, Styx, Mecha Industrie, Djinn, ZX Spectron, Valence, Neural Net, Night Borre, Hexne), M4A4 (Eye of Horus, Temukau, Howl, Poseidon, Asiimov, Daybreak, Hellfire, Zirka, Red DDPAT, Radiation Hazard, Modern Hunter, The Emperor, The Coalition, Bullet Rain, Cyber Security, X-Ray, Dark Blossom, Buzz Kill, In Living Color, Neo-Noir, Desolate Space, 龍王 (Dragon King), Royal Paladin, The Battlestar, Global Offensive, Tooth Fairy, Desert-Strike, Griffin, Evil Daimyo, Spider Lily, Converter), M4A1-S (Emphorosaur-S, Welcome to the Jungle, Imminent Danger, Knight, Hot Rod, Icarus Fell, Blue Phosphor, Printstream, Master Piece, Dark Water, Golden Coil, Bright Water, Player Two, Atomic Alloy, Guardian, Chantico's Fire, Hyper Beast, Mecha Industries, Cyrex, Control Panel, Moss Quartz, Nightmare, Decimator, Leaded Glass, Basilisk, Blood Tiger, Briefing, Night Terror, Nitro, VariCamo, Flashback), SG 553 (Cyberforce, Hazard Pay, Bulldozer, Integrale, Dragon Tech, Ultraviolet, Colony IV, Hypnotic, Cyrex, Candy Apple, Barricade, Pulse), SSG 08 (Death Strike, Sea Calico, Blood in the Water, Orange Filigree, Dragonfire, Big Iron, Bloodshot, Detour, Turbo Peek, Red Stone), AUG (Akihabara Accept, Flame Jörmungandr, Hot Rod, Midnight Lily, Sand Storm, Carved Jade, Wings, Anodized Navy, Death by Puppy, Torque, Bengal Tiger, Chameleon, Fleet Flock, Random Access, Momentum, Syd Mead, Stymphalian, Arctic Wolf, Aristocrat, Navy Murano), G3SG1 (Chronos, Violet Murano, Flux, Demeter, Orange Kimono, The Executioner, Green Apple, Arctic Polar Camo, Contractor), SMGs - P90 (ScaraB Rush, Neoqueen, Astral Jörmungandr, Run and Hide, Emerald Dragon, Cold Blooded, Death by Kitty, Baroque Red, Vent Rush, Blind Spot, Asiimov, Trigon, Sunset Lily, Death Grip, Leather, Nostalgia, Fallout Warning, Tiger Pit, Schermatic, Virus, Shapewood, Glacier Mesh, Shallow Grave, Chopper, Desert Warfare), MAC-10 (Sakkaku, Hot Snakes, Copper Borre, Red Filigree, Gold Brick, Graven, Case Hardened, Stalker, Amber Fade, Neon Rider, Tatter, Curse, Propaganda, Nuclear Garden, Disco Tech, Toybox, Heat, Indigo), UMP-45 (Wild Child, Fade, Blaze, Day Lily, Minotaur's Labyrinth, Crime Scene, Caramel, Bone Pile, Momentum, Primal Saber), MP7 (Teal Blossom, Fade, Nemesis, Whiteout, Asterion, Bloosport, Abyssal Apparition, Full Stop, Special Delivery, Neon Ply, Asterion, Ocean Foam, Powercore, Scorched, Impire), PP-Bizon (Modern Hunter, Rust Coat, Forest Leaves, Antique, High Roller, Blue Streak, Seabird, Judgement of Anubis, Bamboo Print, Embargo, Chemical Green, Coblat Halftone, Fuel Rod, Photic Zone, Irradiated Alert, Carbon Fiber), MP9 (Featherweight, Wild Lily, Pandora's Box, Stained Glass, Bulldozer, Dark Age, Hot Rod, Hypnotic, Hydra, Rose Iron, Music Box, Setting Sun, Food Chain, Airlock, Mount Fuji, Starlight Protector, Ruby Poison Dart, Deadly Poison), MP5-SD (Liquidation, Oxide Oasis, Phosphor, Nitro, Agent, Autumn Twilly), Shotguns, Machineguns - Sawed-Off (Kiss♥Love, First Class, Orange DDPAT, Rust Coat, The Kraken, Devourer, Mosaico, Wasteland Princess, Bamboo Shadow, Copper, Serenity, Limelight, Apocalypto), XM1014 (Frost Borre, Ancient Lore, Red Leather, Elegant Vines, Banana Leaf, Jungle, Urban Perforated, Grassland, Blaze Orange, Heaven Guard, VariCamo Blue, Entombed, XOXO, Seasons, Tranquility, Bone Machine, Incinegator, Teclu Burner, Black Tie, Zombie Offensive, Watchdog), Nova (Sobek's Bite, Baroque Orange, Hyper Beast, Green Apple, Antique, Modern Hunter, Walnut, Forest Leaves, Graphite, Blaze Orange, Rising Skull, Tempest, Bloomstick, Interlock, Quick Sand, Moon in Libra, Clean Polymer, Red Quartz, Toy Soldier), MAG-7 (Copper Coated, Insomnia, Cinqueda, Counter Terrace, Prism Terrace, Memento, Chainmail, Hazard, Justice, Bulldozer, Silver, Core Breach, Firestarter, Praetorian, Heat, Hard Water, Monster Call, BI83 Spectrum, SWAG-7), M249 (Humidor, Shipping Forecast, Blizzard Marbleized, Downtown, Jungle DDPAT, Nebula Crusader, Impact Drill, Emerald Poison Dart), Negev (Mjölnir, Anodized Navy, Palm, Power Loader, Bratatat, CaliCamo, Phoenix Stencil, Infrastructure, Boroque Sand), Wear - Factory New (FN), Minimal Wear (MW), Field-Tested (FT), Well-Worn (WW), Battle-Scarred (BS), Stickers Holo/Foil/Gold - Katowice 2014, Krakow 2017, Howling Dawn, Katowice 2015, Crown, London 2018, Cologne 2014, Boston 2018, Atlanta 2017, Cluj-Napoca 2015, DreamHack 2014, King on the Field, Harp of War, Winged Difuser, Cologne 2016, Cologne 2015, MLG Columbus 2016, Katowice 2019, Berlin 2019, RMR 2020, Stockholm 2021, Antwerp 2022, Paris 2023, Swag Foil, Flammable foil, Others - Souvenirs, Agents, Pins, Passes, Gifts, Music Kits, Cases, Keys, Capsules, Packages, Patches

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★ Butterfly Knife Doppler - FN RUBY
★ Karambit Doppler - FN SAPPHIRE
★ Talon Knife Doppler - FN SAPPHIRE
★ Talon Knife Doppler - FN RUBY 0.007
M4A4 Howl - MW
★ Sport Gloves Vice - MW 0.12
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze - FT 0.16
M4A4 Howl - FT - x2
★ Butterfly Knife Gamma Doppler - MW Phase 2
★ Karambit Fade - FN 98.8% 0.008
AK-47 Fire Serpent - FN
AWP The Prince - FT 0.26
★ Specialist Gloves Emerald Web - MW
AK-47 Gold Arabesque - FT
★ Butterfly Knife Slaughter - FN 0.010
★ Butterfly Knife Autotronic - MW 0.08
★ Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth - FN 0.007
M4A1-S Welcome to the Jungle - MW
★ Skeleton Knife Fade - FN - x2
★ Karambit Marble Fade - FN - x2 Fire & Ice
Boston 2018 Cobblestone Souvenir Package -
AK-47 Case Hardened - WW (#670)
★ Bayonet Case Hardened - FN 0.0010 (4# in the world)
StatTrak™ AK-47 Case Hardened - MW (iBUYPOWER Katowice 14 HOLO)
AK-47 Case Hardened - BS (#265)
AK-47 Case Hardened - BS (#4)
AK-47 Case Hardened - WW (#764)
AK-47 Case Hardened - FT (#169)
AK-47 Case Hardened - MW (#65)
AK-47 Redline (4x mousesports Foil MLG Columbus 2016)
AK-47 Predator (Virtus.Pro Holo Dreamhack 2014)
AK-47 Redline (Virtus.Pro Holo Dreamhack2014)
StatTrak™ Glock-18 Bunsen Burner (4x Titan Cologne 2015)
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler - MW
★ Falchion Knife Doppler - FN
★ Falchion Knife Doppler - FN BLACK PEARL
★ M9 Bayonet Vanilla
AK-47 X-Ray - MW
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler - FN
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler - FN EMERALD
★ Nomad Knife Fade - FN 96% 0.01
★ StatTrak™ Skeleton Knife Crimson Web - MW 0.070
M4A1-S Hot Rod - FN - x2
★ StatTrak™ Nomad Knife Fade - FN
★ Karambit Black Laminate - MW
★ Karambit Black Laminate - FT
★ Skeleton Knife Slaughter - FN
M4A4 Poseidon - MW
★ Bayonet Fade - FN 97.5% 0.01
★ Sport Gloves Slingshot - FT 0.240
★ Skeleton Knife Slaughter - MW 0.09
★ Butterfly Knife Stained - WW
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler - FN
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler - FN EMERALD
★ Karambit Night - MW
★ M9 Bayonet Damascus Steel - FN
★ Sport Gloves Amphibious - FT
★ Gut Knife Doppler - FN
★ Gut Knife Doppler - FN RUBY
★ Flip Knife Fade - FN 97.6%
★ StatTrak™ Karambit Crimson Web - BS 0.54
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler - FN
★ Bayonet Doppler - FN
M4A1-S Blue Phosphor - FN
★ Karambit Night - FT 0.18
★ Butterfly Knife Urban Masked - FT
★ Classic Knife Fade - FN
★ Karambit Rust Coat - BS
★ Ursus Knife Fade - FN 99.2%
StatTrak™ AK-47 Case Hardened - MW
★ Nomad Knife Slaughter - FN
AWP Lightning Strike - FN
★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth - FN
★ Karambit Scorched - FT
★ Skeleton Knife Crimson Web - BS
★ Karambit Urban Masked - FT
★ Karambit Scorched - WW
★ Flip Knife Doppler - FN - x4
★ Navaja Knife Doppler - FN
★ Navaja Knife Doppler - FN SAPPHIRE
★ Talon Knife Vanilla
★ Ursus Knife Doppler - FN - x2
★ StatTrak™ Talon Knife Case Hardened - BS
★ Bayonet Lore - FT - x2
★ Stiletto Knife Tiger Tooth - FN
★ Nomad Knife -
★ Talon Knife Ultraviolet - MW
AK-47 Vulcan - MW - x2
★ Flip Knife Slaughter - FN
★ M9 Bayonet Boreal Forest - FT
UMP-45 Fade - FN
★ StatTrak™ Talon Knife Crimson Web - FT
Sticker mousesports Katowice 2014 -
AK-47 Fuel Injector - FN
★ StatTrak™ Nomad Knife Case Hardened - MW
★ Stiletto Knife -
★ Bowie Knife Fade - FN
★ Survival Knife Fade - FN
★ Bayonet Case Hardened - FT
AK-47 X-Ray - WW
★ Flip Knife Slaughter - MW
★ Huntsman Knife Slaughter - FN
★ Skeleton Knife Case Hardened - BS
★ StatTrak™ Ursus Knife Marble Fade - FN
Sticker Virtus.Pro Katowice 2014 -
★ Flip Knife Tiger Tooth - FN
AK-47 Case Hardened - FN - x2
★ Specialist Gloves Fade - FT
★ StatTrak™ Kukri Knife Stained - MW
★ Specialist Gloves Lt. Commander - MW
★ Nomad Knife Blue Steel - BS
★ Bayonet Freehand - FN
★ Skeleton Knife Stained - WW
★ Driver Gloves King Snake - FT 0.162
MP5-SD Oxide Oasis - FN
StatTrak™ M4A4 The Emperor - FN
★ Moto Gloves Blood Pressure - MW
Sticker Flipsid3 Tactics (Holo) Katowice 2015 -
StatTrak™ AK-47 Case Hardened - WW
★ StatTrak™ Bayonet Blue Steel - BS
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid - FT - x2
Desert Eagle Emerald Jörmungandr - FN 0.007
★ Bowie Knife Slaughter - FN
★ StatTrak™ Huntsman Knife Tiger Tooth - FN
★ Specialist Gloves Marble Fade - FT
★ Specialist Gloves Marble Fade - FT 0.15
★ Driver Gloves Crimson Weave - FT - x2
★ Hand Wraps Cobalt Skulls - BS
AK-47 Case Hardened - MW
★ Bowie Knife Autotronic - FN
Desert Eagle Sunset Storm 弐 - FN
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid - WW
★ Huntsman Knife Tiger Tooth - FN
★ StatTrak™ Shadow Daggers Crimson Web - MW
★ Stiletto Knife Stained - FT
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Chantico's Fire - FN
★ Shadow Daggers Doppler - FN
AWP Oni Taiji - FT
★ Bowie Knife Slaughter - MW
★ Nomad Knife Crimson Web - BS
★ Talon Knife Safari Mesh - MW
★ Paracord Knife Slaughter - MW
★ Survival Knife Slaughter - FN
★ StatTrak™ Bowie Knife Tiger Tooth - FN - x2
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Printstream - FT
AK-47 Case Hardened - FT - x2
★ Huntsman Knife Autotronic - MW
Souvenir M4A4 Eye of Horus - BS
ESL One Katowice 2015 Legends (Holo/Foil) -
★ Sport Gloves Omega - BS
★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web - FT
AK-47 Jet Set - BS
★ Skeleton Knife Urban Masked - BS
★ Kukri Knife Safari Mesh - MW
★ Navaja Knife Fade - FN
★ Bowie Knife Tiger Tooth - FN
Souvenir SG 553 Integrale - MW
★ Skeleton Knife Safari Mesh - FT - x2
★ StatTrak™ Kukri Knife Forest DDPAT - FT
★ Specialist Gloves Foundation - WW
StatTrak™ AWP Asiimov - FT
AK-47 Vulcan - FT - x3
★ Flip Knife Damascus Steel - MW - x3
AK-47 Fuel Injector - MW
★ Moto Gloves POW! - FT
★ Bowie Knife Lore - MW
★ Bayonet Night - BS
★ Ursus Knife Case Hardened - FT - x2
★ Survival Knife Case Hardened - MW
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Player Two - FN
★ Driver Gloves Black Tie - FT
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid - BS - x2
★ Bowie Knife Stained - FN
★ Stiletto Knife Night Stripe - FT
★ Specialist Gloves Marble Fade - WW
StatTrak™ AK-47 Red Laminate - MW
USP-S Target Acquired - FN
★ Flip Knife Freehand - FT
★ Huntsman Knife Damascus Steel - FN
★ Stiletto Knife Forest DDPAT - MW
★ Survival Knife Crimson Web - FT
AK-47 Asiimov - FN - x2
★ Driver Gloves Rezan the Red - MW
★ Gut Knife Marble Fade - FN
★ Broken Fang Gloves Jade - MW
StatTrak™ AWP BOOM - MW
★ Falchion Knife Case Hardened - WW
★ Survival Knife - - x2
★ StatTrak™ Bowie Knife -
★ Moto Gloves Polygon - FT
★ Falchion Knife Blue Steel - MW
AK-47 Case Hardened - WW
★ Flip Knife Night - FT
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler - FT - x3
★ Hand Wraps Overprint - WW
AK-47 Case Hardened - BS - x4
★ Ursus Knife Case Hardened - WW
StatTrak™ AK-47 Bloodsport - FT
★ Moto Gloves Blood Pressure - FT
Souvenir Desert Eagle Fennec Fox - FT
★ Driver Gloves King Snake - BS
★ Flip Knife Stained - BS
★ StatTrak™ Falchion Knife Freehand - MW
Glock-18 Twilight Galaxy - MW
★ StatTrak™ Flip Knife Rust Coat - BS
★ Navaja Knife Marble Fade - FN
★ Gut Knife Slaughter - MW
★ Ursus Knife Blue Steel - WW
★ Nomad Knife Urban Masked - FT
★ Sport Gloves Big Game - BS
M4A1-S Printstream - FT - x2
★ Huntsman Knife Stained - FT
★ Nomad Knife Scorched - FT - x2
★ Bowie Knife -
★ Falchion Knife Freehand - MW
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out - FT
StatTrak™ P90 Asiimov - FN
★ StatTrak™ Flip Knife Forest DDPAT - FT - x2
★ Specialist Gloves Marble Fade - BS
StatTrak™ AWP Wildfire - MW
★ Huntsman Knife Black Laminate - MW
M4A1-S Golden Coil - FN
★ Flip Knife Forest DDPAT - FT
★ Gut Knife Lore - FT - x2
AK-47 Panthera onca - BS
★ Classic Knife Scorched - FT
★ Falchion Knife Freehand - FT
AWP Graphite - FN
★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web - BS - x3
★ Bowie Knife Night - MW
★ Shadow Daggers Lore - MW - x2
M4A4 Asiimov - FT - x2
★ Paracord Knife Stained - MW
AWP Containment Breach - MW
AK-47 Inheritance - MW
AWP Graphite - MW
★ Shadow Daggers -
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent - BS
★ Bowie Knife Bright Water - FN
Souvenir SSG 08 Death Strike - MW
AK-47 Bloodsport - FN
AK-47 The Empress - FN
★ Falchion Knife Stained - FT
AK-47 Vulcan - WW - x2
★ Bloodhound Gloves Charred - FT
AWP Asiimov - FT
★ Bloodhound Gloves Snakebite - MW
★ Moto Gloves Eclipse - WW
★ Sport Gloves Bronze Morph - WW - x2
★ StatTrak™ Falchion Knife Forest DDPAT - MW
StatTrak™ Tec-9 Decimator - FN
StatTrak™ AK-47 The Empress - MW
★ Falchion Knife Ultraviolet - WW
★ Shadow Daggers Case Hardened - BS
★ Classic Knife Safari Mesh - FT - x2
★ Huntsman Knife Ultraviolet - BS
★ Moto Gloves Polygon - BS
AK-47 Fuel Injector - WW
★ Huntsman Knife Urban Masked - WW
★ Broken Fang Gloves Jade - FT
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Cyrex - FN
★ Bowie Knife Ultraviolet - FT
★ Survival Knife Stained - WW
★ Huntsman Knife Scorched - FT
★ StatTrak™ Gut Knife Freehand - FT
M4A4 Temukau - FN
StatTrak™ AWP Asiimov - BS
★ Falchion Knife Night - FT
★ Bowie Knife Bright Water - FT
AK-47 Bloodsport - MW - x3
★ StatTrak™ Falchion Knife Forest DDPAT - FT
★ Bloodhound Gloves Guerrilla - MW
USP-S Printstream - FN - x2
★ StatTrak™ Ursus Knife Safari Mesh - FT
★ Driver Gloves Diamondback - WW
M4A1-S Printstream - BS
StatTrak™ CZ75-Auto Victoria - FN
★ Survival Knife Night Stripe - FT
★ Survival Knife Night Stripe - WW
MP7 Teal Blossom - FN
★ Driver Gloves Rezan the Red - FT - x2
★ Gut Knife Freehand - FT - x2
ESL One Cologne 2014 Legends - - x3
★ Navaja Knife Blue Steel - MW
★ Shadow Daggers Autotronic - FT - x2
AWP BOOM - MW
Sticker rox (Holo) Antwerp 2022 - - x2
★ Bowie Knife Urban Masked - FT
★ Gut Knife Ultraviolet - FT
★ Hand Wraps Constrictor - MW
AK-47 Aquamarine Revenge - FN
Desert Eagle Hypnotic - FN - x2
★ Paracord Knife Boreal Forest - FT
FAMAS Prime Conspiracy - FN - x2
★ Driver Gloves Overtake - FT
★ Shadow Daggers Damascus Steel - MW
★ Navaja Knife Damascus Steel - MW
AK-47 Redline - MW
★ Survival Knife Forest DDPAT - WW
★ Gut Knife Rust Coat - BS
★ Survival Knife Boreal Forest - FT
★ Specialist Gloves Forest DDPAT - BS
★ Paracord Knife Scorched - FT
★ Paracord Knife Safari Mesh - FT - x2
Desert Eagle Cobalt Disruption - FN
★ Paracord Knife Forest DDPAT - BS
★ Survival Knife Scorched - BS
StatTrak™ Five-SeveN Case Hardened - FN
★ Shadow Daggers Damascus Steel - FT
Desert Eagle Printstream - FN
StatTrak™ M4A4 The Emperor - MW
StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Printstream - MW - x2
AWP BOOM - FT
★ Hand Wraps Badlands - BS
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Player Two - MW - x2
★ Shadow Daggers Urban Masked - WW
StatTrak™ M4A4 Neo-Noir - FN
★ Moto Gloves Eclipse - BS
★ Gut Knife Boreal Forest - FT
StatTrak™ AWP Wildfire - FT
★ Shadow Daggers Bright Water - MW
AK-47 Inheritance - FT
AWP Containment Breach - FT - x2
★ Navaja Knife Scorched - MW
SSG 08 Bloodshot - MW
Souvenir SSG 08 Death Strike - FT
AWP Wildfire - MW - x2
★ Shadow Daggers Night - FT - x2
★ Shadow Daggers Rust Coat - BS - x2
★ Driver Gloves Queen Jaguar - FT - x2
StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Kumicho Dragon - FN
★ Driver Gloves Rezan the Red - BS
★ Navaja Knife Boreal Forest - FT
MAC-10 Case Hardened - FT
★ Broken Fang Gloves Unhinged - FT - x2
★ Navaja Knife Night Stripe - FT
★ Navaja Knife Urban Masked - BS
★ Navaja Knife Scorched - WW
M4A1-S Dark Water - MW
★ StatTrak™ Navaja Knife Boreal Forest - FT
★ Navaja Knife Scorched - BS
M4A1-S Dark Water - FT
USP-S Dark Water - MW
★ Specialist Gloves Buckshot - FT
★ Shadow Daggers Black Laminate - BS
★ Shadow Daggers Forest DDPAT - BS
★ Hand Wraps Duct Tape - FT
★ Shadow Daggers Safari Mesh - FT
★ Shadow Daggers Boreal Forest - FT
★ Navaja Knife Safari Mesh - FT - x2
★ Shadow Daggers Safari Mesh - BS
★ Moto Gloves 3rd Commando Company - FT - x3
AK-47 Leet Museo - FN
★ Hand Wraps Desert Shamagh - FT
StatTrak™ AK-47 The Empress - FT - x2
★ Driver Gloves Convoy - FT
★ Bloodhound Gloves Snakebite - FT - x2
AWP Asiimov - BS - x3
Sir Bloody Miami Darryl The Professionals - - x2
StatTrak™ AWP Man-o'-war - MW
StatTrak™ AK-47 Aquamarine Revenge - FT
USP-S Kill Confirmed - MW
ESL One Cologne 2014 Challengers - - x3
Getaway Sally The Professionals -
★ Hand Wraps Constrictor - WW
★ Hydra Gloves Emerald - FT - x2
★ Moto Gloves Transport - WW
M4A1-S Moss Quartz - FN
★ Hand Wraps Desert Shamagh - WW - x2
★ Hand Wraps Giraffe - BS - x3
★ Hydra Gloves Mangrove - FT - x2
AK-47 The Empress - MW - x2
AWP Redline - MW - x2
FAMAS Waters of Nephthys - MW
Souvenir MP9 Setting Sun - FN
★ Hydra Gloves Rattler - FT - x2
StatTrak™ Nova Hyper Beast - FN
★ Broken Fang Gloves Unhinged - BS
AWP Wildfire - FT - x2
StatTrak™ M4A4 龍王 (Dragon King) - FN
★ Hydra Gloves Emerald - WW
AK-47 Asiimov - MW - x2
MAC-10 Gold Brick - FN - x2
★ Hydra Gloves Rattler - BS
M4A1-S Hyper Beast - MW - x3
StatTrak™ AK-47 Head Shot - MW
StatTrak™ USP-S Printstream - WW
AWP Chrome Cannon - FT - x2
AWP Hyper Beast - MW - x2
StatTrak™ AWP Hyper Beast - FT
AWP Containment Breach - WW
Glock-18 Pink DDPAT - FT
AWP Electric Hive - FN - x2
StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Printstream - FT
USP-S Orion - FN
StatTrak™ USP-S Caiman - FT
StatTrak™ AK-47 The Empress - WW
USP-S The Traitor - FN
Souvenir MAC-10 Case Hardened - FN
StatTrak™ AK-47 Asiimov - FT
AK-47 Jaguar - FT
M4A1-S Player Two - MW
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler - MW
USP-S Business Class - FN
USP-S Whiteout - MW
M4A4 Asiimov - BS
StatTrak™ USP-S Serum - FT
Howl Pin -
StatTrak™ USP-S The Traitor - MW
AK-47 Neon Rider - FT - x2
Sticker TSM Kinguin (Foil) Katowice 2015 -
Cmdr. Davida 'Goggles' Fernandez SEAL Frogman - - x2
Desert Eagle Printstream - MW
Sticker Epsilon eSports (Holo) Cologne 2014 -
USP-S Orion - MW - x2
StatTrak™ AK-47 Nightwish - MW
Sir Bloody Loudmouth Darryl The Professionals -
Souvenir Five-SeveN Fall Hazard - FT
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler - WW
P90 Death by Kitty - MW
Cmdr. Frank 'Wet Sox' Baroud SEAL Frogman - - x2
StatTrak™ USP-S Monster Mashup - MW
AK-47 Leet Museo - MW - x3
USP-S Ancient Visions - MW
Number K The Professionals -
Five-SeveN Fairy Tale - FN
Desert Eagle Ocean Drive - MW
USP-S Kill Confirmed - FT - x2
P250 Undertow - FN
M4A1-S Moss Quartz - MW
M4A1-S Decimator - FN
StatTrak™ AWP Hyper Beast - WW
AK-47 Wasteland Rebel - MW - x2
StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Kumicho Dragon - MW - x2
AWP Redline - FT - x2
StatTrak™ Glock-18 Water Elemental - FN
StatTrak™ AK-47 Neon Revolution - WW
StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive - FT
M4A1-S Golden Coil - WW - x2
StatTrak™ SSG 08 Dragonfire - MW
USP-S Road Rash - MW
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Decimator - MW
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Nightmare - MW
AWP Containment Breach - BS
Dual Berettas Cobra Strike - MW
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Mecha Industries - BS
AWP Chrome Cannon - WW
M4A4 Hellfire - MW - x2
StatTrak™ AK-47 Redline - FT - x2
StatTrak™ AWP Neo-Noir - FT
AK-47 Red Laminate - FT
AWP Pink DDPAT - MW
Souvenir P250 Apep's Curse - MW
Glock-18 Bullet Queen - FN
AWP Electric Hive - MW
USP-S Monster Mashup - FN
StatTrak™ AK-47 Point Disarray - MW
M4A4 Cyber Security - FN
SSG 08 Blood in the Water - MW
StatTrak™ Sawed-Off The Kraken - FN
FAMAS Waters of Nephthys - FT
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Basilisk - FN
USP-S Kill Confirmed - WW
AWP Man-o'-war - MW - x3
P90 Asiimov - FN
MAC-10 Propaganda - MW
USP-S Printstream - FT - x2
Souvenir Galil AR Cerberus - FT
Sir Bloody Darryl Royale The Professionals -
AWP Neo-Noir - FN
StatTrak™ Zeus x27 Olympus - MW
AK-47 Black Laminate - MW - x2
Desert Eagle Printstream - FT
Desert Eagle Kumicho Dragon - FN - x2
P90 Death by Kitty - FT
Desert Eagle Code Red - MW
Five-SeveN Nitro - MW
AWP Wildfire - BS
StatTrak™ P250 Mehndi - MW
AK-47 Asiimov - FT
AK-47 Head Shot - MW
MAC-10 Fade - FN - x2
StatTrak™ AK-47 Cartel - BS
StatTrak™ USP-S Jawbreaker - MW
AWP Electric Hive - FT
StatTrak™ M4A4 龍王 (Dragon King) - MW
MAC-10 Propaganda - FT
FAMAS Afterimage - MW
Vypa Sista of the Revolution Guerrilla Warfare -
StatTrak™ SSG 08 Dragonfire - FT
AK-47 Frontside Misty - MW
StatTrak™ M4A4 In Living Color - MW
M4A1-S Mecha Industries - FT - x2
Souvenir MAC-10 Indigo - FN
AWP Hyper Beast - FT
StatTrak™ AK-47 Frontside Misty - FT
Sticker Virtus.Pro DreamHack 2014 -
StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Kumicho Dragon - BS
Glock-18 Sand Dune - MW
Sticker MOUZ (Foil) Stockholm 2021 -
StatTrak™ USP-S Blueprint - MW
M4A1-S Bright Water - MW
StatTrak™ AWP Fever Dream - FN
Desert Eagle Crimson Web - MW - x2
M4A4 Zirka - FT
M4A1-S Black Lotus - FN
AK-47 Black Laminate - FT
M4A4 Modern Hunter - FT
USP-S Monster Mashup - MW - x2
StatTrak™ AK-47 Legion of Anubis - MW
Sir Bloody Skullhead Darryl The Professionals -
StatTrak™ Galil AR Chatterbox - BS
AWP Neo-Noir - MW - x2
M4A4 Global Offensive - MW
Souvenir M4A4 Tornado - MW
USP-S Road Rash - FT
Souvenir Galil AR CAUTION! - MW
AK-47 Wasteland Rebel - FT
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First Chapter. Discord. Link for all the chapters available here: Engines of Arachnea on Royal Road
Deschane had Ven cover for him at the Mapping Agency before he left that morning. She was to say that he’d gone to confer with the main cartographer’s office to discuss standardization of the filing system; as alibis went it was as mind-numbingly boring as the poor suffering adjutants had come to expect of the navigator.
He hobbled down the alleyways of the bottommost galleries of Mound Shakka, grabbing at the walls for balance as he tried to make do without his crutches. He’d topped up on morphine for the pain was wearing a plaster ankle brace inside his oversized boots.
Deschane’s injuries were healing well. He estimated that in a few days he could walk unassisted. Which was fortunate, given that the cobbles were slick with stagnant pools of groundwater seeping up from the reservoir below. Shakka had hit maximum occupancy years ago, the engineers forced to bore and blast their way deeper into the foundations to make room. Now all that separated the bottom dwellers from a watery grave were a few meters of gneiss rock. The resulting subsidence where the water table met the rotting wood shanties meant that malaria and dysentery ran rampant through the slums.
Deschane kept his cycler pistol handy in the waistband of the civvy denims he’d worn to blend in. He kept a weather eye on the gangs of feral youths who haunted the entrances to every lane, their small, quick hands always ready to slip into unsuspecting pockets.
No one gave Deschane any trouble, however—one look at his hovering trigger finger was enough to keep them honest. Men in hard shell hats clomped out of their hovels, leaving their hollow-eyed wives and children as the work gongs summoned them to another shift in the mines, a clattering funicular carriage lowering them into the shafts a dozen at a time. The luckier ones headed up towards the fungus gardens near the central feeder towers. These were the porous lungs of the settlement which not only helped regulate internal atmosphere, but were also where most of the food was grown.
The very richest of the farmers donned their expensive sealant suits to work on the terraces carved into the exterior slopes of the mound. Agriculture on the surface was a high-risk, high-reward activity, especially now that the rains had gone and left the daggergnats to spawn in their thousands. The swarms that hovered just outside musket range could leech a man dry in seconds if given the chance.
Then again, even the interior of the mound wasn’t safe from the other type of bloodsucking scavengers that preyed on civilians.
The army recruiters were out in force this morning. Deschane had always hated them: fat, men in slovenly uniforms that hung around the chop-suet stalls and shoved pamphlets into people’s faces when they were trying to suck down their melted lard and salted rice porridge. He’d never forgiven them for all the promises they’d made to him all those years ago, the same lies they were peddling right now:
“How can you stand eating that slop every day, son?” one called out, “Sign up for the line infantry and it’s three square meals a day, plus extra rum ration.”
“Forget those sissies in the line infantry,” another swooped in, “You look like a big strong lad! Why don’t you give the grenadiers a try?”
“Who are you calling lad, dipstick?” was the outraged reply of a brawny redhead in farmer’s overalls, voice several octaves higher than it should’ve been.
“Oh! Erm, sorry ma’am. Didn’t see you there. But the offer still stands!” the recruiter rallied, “The grenadiers would be glad to have you. The pay’s nearly twice that of a common soldier.”
“And how much is that?”
“Twenty-two carbos a month.”
“How bout that,” the girl sounded impressed, “For twenty-two I’d fall in so quick you’d see me red-shifting. What’s the catch?”
“How’s your throwing arm?”
“Better than yours, lardass,” the woman bragged, rolling up her sleeves to show a set of shoulders like small boulders.
“Then the only ‘catch’ is when you’ll start tossing live grenades down those Amit bug-hole. They’ll be doing all the catching then, that’s fer sure!”
That got a snort of laughter out of the ginger. She reached for the recruiter’s pen to sign on, and she wasn’t the only one. Deschane turned away in disgust. He’d heard it all before.
Everlasting glory for the first man through the breach. The Amits were on the ropes, teetering on the verge of extinction—why not help give them a shove on their way down? Every comrade a willing martyr, every skirmish a victory. There would be a lot of martyrs from this place before the war was won.
Most of the inhabitants of Shakka were freckled, blue-eyed locals, though Deschane did see some fellow Ulysseans in the crowd, the curly brown locks of their hair setting them apart from the rest. Well, that and the scarlet armbands which designated them as foremen and senior technicians.
It was only natural, Deschane thought. You needed men from the core mounds to really get things done. Natives were good workers, but required a firm supervision to meet the monthly quotas.
As for the native he was supposed to meet today, Deschane didn’t know what to think of him yet. All the signs pointed to Sec-Com, the Security Committee which handled internal threats to the Fleet. Was all this just an elaborate trap laid for him by Colonel Leelan and his cronies in the brass? Were they onto him? Deschane’s budding anxiety proved justified only moments later when a strong hand seized his elbow from behind, yanking him into nearby alleyway.
The navigator’s response was immediate. Unable to reach his pistol with the tight grip on his arm, Deschane turned on his heel and executed a tight spinning backfist. Though he was striking blind and off-balance he felt a solid contact, the bony edge of his forearm chopping with the back of his assailant’s head and knocking him off. Deschane drew his pistol, cocking the hammer so that the five loaded chambers rotated with a loud click and pressing the snub-nose into the man’s cheek.
“Alright, you got me!” Nong said, reaching for the sky, “That was my bad!”
“Galloping galaxies, man! What were you thinking, sneaking up on me like that?” Deschane fumed.
“In case you were followed,” the tribesman chuckled, “We had to lose them somehow.”
“I wasn’t. I took precautions.”
“Well, you can’t accuse me of being too careful,” Nong gently nudged the pistol out of his face and dusted himself off, “Not when we’re this deep into the game. Shall we?”
The tribesman had shucked his outlandish garb and put on a miner’s outfit almost identical to the one Deschane wore, with one exception: a purple armband emblazoned with the crossed pick and hammer of a district director. Deschane flicked a finger at it, said disapprovingly:
“I thought the whole idea was for us to be inconspicuous.”
“I’m the Commissioner of Mining for the Occupied Territories. People will recognize me eventually.”
“You told me you were a geologist,” Deschane protested.
“I started out as one, but they promoted me. People skills—I’m told that I have them.”
“I wouldn’t have guessed it,” Deschane said, still somewhat peevish.
“Officially I’m just here to make an inspection of Mound Shakka’s copper mining operations. Command just loves it when us savages come crawling on our bellies to learn from our betters. It’s your cover I’m worried about, navigator. Doesn’t it hurt, walking around without your crutches?”
“Of course it hurts,” Deschane muttered through a clenched jaw, waves of pain radiating from the ankle that he’d just managed to twist all over again, “Let’s just get this over with.”
Thanks to Nong’s indiscretion they managed to skip the line for the funicular entirely. The miners took one look at the tribesman’s armband and parted like the waves before the prow, eyes lowered and backs hunched in an effort to make themselves as tiny as possible. As a commissioner he held the power of life and death over every one of them, though you wouldn’t have guessed it from the way Nong was grinning at them, an uncle come to visit his favourite nephews.
“Carry on, carry on,” he said indulgently, “Pretend like I’m not even here!”
The miners did exactly that and let the two have the carriage all to themselves. An operator fed the guttering motor a jerry can of canefuel and they started down.
“Why didn’t you just tell me you were a commissioner yesterday?” Deschane said after minutes of silence broken only by the rattle of iron chains, “I would’ve taken you seriously from the start.”
“Wanted to see the kind of man you were,” Nong confessed, “The priests of the Chaplainage claim that all men are equal, but this does not bear out in practice. If I had presented myself as another one of your superiors you would’ve just shut up tighter than a clam. That’s the funny thing about people. We like to pretend that we’re above the Amits, but when you get right down to it our society is just as caste-based as theirs. Lock two men in a cell together for a month, and if they haven’t murdered each other by the end of it, you’ll find that they’ve divided the place right in two.”
“One can relate,” Deschane replied, his irritation returning as the tribesman went into another one of his long lectures. He could feel the ambient temperature climbing with every meter they descended. The sweat was making his fresh scabs itch like the devil.
“Very droll, navigator. But I was just getting to the core of my thesis. Humans create order where there is none. Over time, our civilization tends towards greater and greater expressions of organization. Not so long ago we were lobbing rocks from trebuchets and besieging each other’s mounds as often as we did those of the Amits. There used to be eleven distinct human cultures on Arachnea, all competing for the same dwindling resources. Today there is only one: the Fleet.”
The funicular shuddered to a halt as they scraped the bottom of the mineshaft. Deschane grabbed onto the rails to keep from toppling over and hissed:
“I didn’t come all this way for some half-arsed lecture on the human condition. What’s your point, Nong?”
Nong looked positively scandalized at the interruption. No doubt he’d been planning his little speech for some time. He took out a pair of electric torches and held one out to Deschane, saying stiffly:
“If you’ll please come this way.”
The commissioner led Deschane into a narrow borehole dug horizontally into the side of the shaft, the wide beams of their torches throwing long, stalking shadows across the ceiling.
“Here it is,” Nong said as they came to a dead end, shining the circle of yellow light at the blank wall, “The one secret that threatens to undo us all.”
Deschane frowned. All he could see was a pile of dirt. Several layers of dirt, to be fair, neatly stacked atop the other and each a slightly different shade of brown or orange than the others. Seeing that Deschane was unimpressed, Nong produced a geologist’s clawhammer and began to chip at the layers as he explained:
“Do you remember what I told you about the law of superposition?”
“The deeper the layer, the older it gets. Simple.”
“Good. Then what we have here is a summary of mankind’s entire history on Arachnea. These three meters of soil and the strata contained within them are windows into the past. Not that far into the past, though. Only a few thousand years, a geological blink of an eye. The fact is, we haven’t been on this planet very long at all. The reason these young strata are all the way down here is because a fat slab of them slid down during an earthquake—Mound Shakka sits atop a shear zone, you see.”
Nong hacked at the lowest layer and pried out a jagged stone shaped like a teardrop. He handed it over to Deschane and shone a light on it, saying:
“Familiar?”
“It’s an Amit axe head,” Deschane replied, easily recognizing it.
“Four and a half thousand years old,” Nong said. He dug into the layer just above it until his clawhammer struck something with the loud plink! Nong brushed away the sods to expose a twisted heap of lime green bronze.
“Human work. A frying pan. Forged two thousand eight hundred years ago.”
And in the strata above that Nong picked out another Amit tool, this time an awl made from antler and bone.
“So the Amits retook this mound not long after,” Deschane said, “So what? We’re the ones who hold it now.”
“Please bear with me.”
Nong continued his work. In the next one they unearthed fragments of a human skull. The area inside the right eye socket was fused with spidery etchings of gold-hued metal that ended in fibrous roots that stabbed inwards into where the occipital lobe would have been.
“This civilization had working eye implants,” Nong told Deschane, “Some sort of mind-machine interface. Can you imagine that? Some of the skeletons we found were more metal than man. But even that didn’t save them. In the end they only lasted six centuries.”
Nong started digging at the one above it when Deschane put a hand on his shoulder and stopped him.
“Let me guess. Amits again?”
“It’s a pattern,” Nong nodded, confirming it, “Our antiquarians identified four distinct human civilizations in this geological formation alone, all of varying levels of technological advancement. All of them were more primitive than the Fleet as it exists today, save for one which was so far beyond us that their power rivalled that of the progenitors. All of them conquered this mound from the Amits, existed here for a time, then were completely eradicated.”
“By what?”
“We don’t know,” Nong said simply, switching off his electric torch and plunging them both into an impenetrable murk, “Both we and Fleet Command believe in this cycle of eradication. The disagreement lies in the interpretation of the data. Command believes that the Fleet has always existed ever since the moment that the ancestor-gods bequeathed Arachnea to us with their dying breaths.”
“To them, all these repetitions of the cycle are just part of one continuous chain of the Fleet’s development, a sinusoidal curve with upswings and downswings. The periods of Amit inhabitation are simply periods during which the Fleet temporarily collapsed due to internal tensions. Their theory is that disunity, mismanagement of resources and civil war hurled us back into the stone ages, not the Amits.”
Deschane could understand the logic behind that. Militarily speaking the Fleet was quickly outstripping the Amits. Ever since the discovery of powder weapons the army had won the majority of large-scale surface battles against its subterranean foe. As a species the Amits lacked the necessary cohesion to wage the kind of total war that the Fleet was capable of waging, marshalling the industrial might of the entire species to mount campaigns of genocide. Each mound was an isolated colony that fought alone or even competed against its neighbours for forage.
“But you don’t agree with their assessment?” he asked.
“No, we don’t. Our interpretation is that these cycles are culturally distinct and have nothing to do with each other. Each time the catastrophe stuck, humanity as a whole underwent a hard reset and had to start all over again from nothing. In which case it follows that we are not the authors of our own destruction. Something else is.”
“And your proof?”
Nong waved a hand at the layers of strata and told Deschane:
“Prota’s team discovered that this fossil record is completely absent at Mound 13 and the far-flung outposts along the front line. There is only one conclusion to be drawn from that: none of the other cycles have ever expanded this far north as we have. But if the external threat is real, then it is out there waiting for us beyond the hills we know.
“And the Fleet is walking right into it,” the navigator finished for him. Curse it all, but he’d known this himself as a gut feeling that he’d never admitted aloud. An existential dread that he’d felt in his gut ever since he’d seen the extent of Mound Euler from a distance, a cruel and obscene obelisk raised by the will of Arachnea, eternity laughing at the futility of life itself. It was the real reason he had tried to stall the offensive for as long as he could. Out there in the silence of the green one could not escape the certainty that there existed forces far beyond the ken of mortal man, forces which had laid low the progenitors at the height of their glory and before which the Fleet could not stand.
“What would you have me do?” Deschane asked.
“What you Pathfinders do best, sirrah. Find the threat and kill it, before it’s too late.”
“If what you say is true, then this thing has a habit of making mincemeat out of all mankind. How could I possibly make a difference against something like that?”
Nong pressed something into the palm of Deschane’s hand and strode back up the tunnel, saying:
“The gods provide, navigator. The gods provide.”
Shining his torch at it, the navigator saw that he was gripping the tiny Divine Engine once again. Deschane clutched it tight amidst the darkness and held to his heart. And just like that, Deschane knew what to do.
First Chapter. Discord. Link for all the chapters available here: Engines of Arachnea on Royal Road

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Please ignore this if VOD reviews aren't a thing in this sub. I initially posted this to OverwatchUniversity, but the only reply suggested I come here so, well... Hopefully someone above my level will have a look and offer up a few suggestions. Thanks! :-)
Replay code: VXJ2MY
Battletag / in-game username: Cheedai (The only Sombra)
Hero(es) played: Sombra, (ignore the 10 sec of Widow, I occasionally forget that I have poor aim)
Skill tier / rank: Gold 2, peak Plat 4.
Map: Junkertown
Platform: PC
Hi!
Looking to improve on Sombra as she's by far the DPS that brings home the most wins for me among her role, seeing as I'm usually on other tank/supp to make up for lacking aim mechanics.
Picked a game from last night where I played well enough to usually seal the deal, but we still lost. Looking through the replay a few times myself, I've noted down a few mistakes where I messed up, but overall felt pretty good and thought we had the game in the bag. I was wrong. I don't really need to know what my team did or didn't do wrong, I'm mostly focused on my own mistakes - maybe particularly in playstyle and approach. :-)
Health issues cause problems with jittery/shaky aim and highly variable reaction times, thus I like playing Sombra, Ball and other movement heroes to make up for lacking mechanics. Same issues keeps me off comms (text/voice disabled), so only using comms wheel. Mostly focusing on improving through positioning and situational awareness, tactics (staggering respawns, divide & conquer, baiting out CDs or 2+ followers away from objective/team, trading 1:1/2 for supports or tank kills, etc).
I have noticed my avg solo kills/10m are a lot higher than most Sombras in higher ranks, so I suspect I spend too much time by myself, but whenever I play less aggro, I get fairly immediate loss streaks down to Gold 5 (before refusing to continue the experiment any further).
Notes:

• Wasted time with healthpacks early on, rd 1.
• You'll notice the Moira got the 2nd mega early on, rd 1, which is why I typically tend to hack healthpacks if I think enemies might flee there. Denial of area more so than attempting to boost healing for me and mine.
• Forgot my shitty aim and wasted 10 secs on Widow early in rd 2.
• Had a silly suicide just before 16m mark, brainfart.
• Limited improvement to be gained from tips concerned with aim/mechanics and communication. It is what it is. :-(

Thanks to anyone who's willing to take the time! :-)