I haven’t been able to get it up since I moved to NYC two years ago. Nebraska was pretty chill, but being a manager at a NYC hedge fund ($500K + bonus) requires a lot of alcohol and coke to get by. My doctor said taking pills with New York snow and Casamigos will make my heart explode (not my yogurt slinger), so I’m looking for advice about an alternative treatment.
There are bagel places on almost every block, and everyone seems obsessed with them. There’s a tight hole in the middle, and they even have gluten free options! I was on this educational site (I think it was redtube) and they advertised a bagel made specifically to treat my condition. I tried it, but it’s pretty uncomfortable when you finally get the rod to stand up.
These bagel places suggest their products can be substituted for the bagels you get online (like “Bagels & Schmear” must mean it works when she spreads them, and “H&H” probably stands for Healthy & Hard). ED must have spread nationally because my family in Omaha says they now have an authentic NYC bagel place there, too (Bruegger’s). Their church had a gathering where they served bagels. The minister must be very sad that so many congregants are limp.
Anyway, I went to Zucker’s because it sounds Jewish and it must be good because they have many locations. I asked the Hispanic lady behind the counter (where were the bubbelehs?) if they have bagels in my size and told her I’m looking for 1 inch bagel holes. She grabbed some little bread balls that looked like plain garlic knots, but those didn’t have any hole at all! What a schmuck (I learned some Jewish words from my many Jewish coworkers).
Some bagels I bought gave me blisters: everything, poppy, sesame, cinnamon raisin. My doctor said to stop buying bagels, but one bagel smelled and felt so good (French toast) that I cream cheesed, took it off, and ate it.
Do you think this is an effective alternative treatment for a busy New Yorker, or do you have other suggestions?

ISEKAI CATEGORY LIST
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Description: I created a categorization for isekais to help with organization and understanding how they are distributed. I usually make lists like this just for myself and save them in Excel. Now i also posting here as a contribution.
Just a few observations
A) - Romance: There is no category for romance, since the overwhelming majority of isekais with male protagonists and a good number of female protagonists have some degree of romance. The category would have so many items that it would lose its meaning.
B) - School/magic academy/nobles: there is no school category as it usually refers to an initial arc or training arc in which the protagonist prepares to face the main challenge that is already known or will be revealed during this arc. If the work is not canceled at the beginning, eventually the protagonists tend to leave the academy, so there is no reason to create a category of something that is temporary.
C) - Previous success of the protagonist: As interesting as it is to know whether the protagonist was a young man who stayed at home playing relationship simulators and watching redtube or whether he was an academic or director of a multinational, it also ends up being subjective. Firstly, because this is already taken into account in the "professions" category where the protagonists have occupations similar to those they had in the previous world. Secondly, not every work makes this clear. Thirdly, subjectivity falls on the age x potential factor. Ninomyia from Black Company is an adult who has been lucky in her business and lives off income, while Kaito from Yuusha Shoukan is a young college student in his third year. You can't judge that one is better than the other because one of them hasn't even been to the job market yet. Fourth, I would ultimately have to define what success is, given that for one it is money, for others it is comfort and for others it is family.
D) Primary/Secondary character: Another temporary feature. "Death flag"? "Otome Game"? "Estate developer"? "Noble with Appraisal skills"? Everyone knows that they will become the main characters of the plot eventually. The fact that they are secondary is just to give some development to the characters instead of starting OP or leading countries from the first chapter.

Obs1: Some titles is repeated along with some categories because they fit in more than one
Obs2: Some new categories can be added. If you know a better way to organize the titles, please say something.
Obs3: The list will be upgraded and updated according to my time and disposition.
Obs4: The fact some title is in the list doesnt mean that is good or even that i recommend it.

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Lets begin the list
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1 - Mission Isekai: Most used by japanese authors. The isekai'd person/group have been transfered to have a goal in mind, be that kill someone/demon lord/hero or even something subjective as “save the world” or “Save the humans”, or even “save that people/family”. Its actually the MOST comom trope that exist in the isekai genre.
Examples:

[1] - Karate Baka Isekai; [2] - Drawing: Saikyou Mangaka wa Oekaki Skill de Isekai Musou Suru!; [3] - Neet Dakedo Hello Work Ni Ittara Isekai Ni Tsuretekareta; [4] - A Hero Trained By The Most Evil Demon King Is Unrivaled In The Academy Of Returnees From Another World; [5] - The New Gate; [6] - Kuro no Shoukanshi; [7] – Saihate no Paladin; [8] - The Vision of Escaflowne; [9] - The Rising of the Shield Hero; [10] – Time Stop Brave - A Game Setting to Save the World in Three Days is Way too Short; [11] - Cautious Hero: The Hero is Overpowered but Overly Cautious; [12] – Konosuba; [13] - Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation; [14] - Re: ZERO- Starting Life in Another World; [15] – Kenja no Mago; [16] - The Eminence in Shadow; [17] - The 8th Son? Are You Kidding Me?; [18] – Kiba; [19] - Isekai Mahou wa Okureteru!; [20] - How To Survive As A Dragon With Time-Limit; [21] - Even Given the Worthless "Appraiser" Class, I'm Actually the Strongest - Unsurpassed with the Strongest [Divine Eye] Trained in the Abyss; [22] - Hiroyuki: Invincible Pundit in Another World; [23] - A Normally Dowdy Man Is in Essence the Mightiest War-God; [24] – Star Ocean (Anime); [25] - Shakkin Daiou wa Maou wo Taosu!;

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2 – Survival Isekai: There’s no mission, no king, no princess, you were released somewhere and need to survive and to adapt to the harsh world around you where every thing that move can kill. Could have some waifus or even harem after sometime.
Examples:

[1] - Survive on a deserted island with beautiful girls; [2] - Isekai Yurutto Survival Seikatsu; [3] - It All Starts With A Group Of Primitive People; [4] - Karate Survivor in Another World; [5] - Meikyuu Metro; [6] - Meikyuu Kingdom; [7] - Isekai ni Tobasareta Ossan wa Doko e Iku?; [8] - Now And Then, Here And There; [9] - Grimgar: Ashes And Illusions; [10] - Urasekai Picnic; [11] - I’m Standing On A Million Lives; [12] - Dungeon Seeker; [13] - Human Ranch; [14] - Sousei no Taiga; [15] - Kyosei Tensei; [16] - Escape From Another World; [17] - Zenjikuu Senbatsu Saijaku Saiteihen Ketteisen;

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3 – War Isekai: MC is isekai’d in a world that is at war between 2 or more kingons/Countries/factions/races and should make part of it and try to survive. Its a requirement that the main plot should be around the war settings.
Examples:

[1] - The Saga of Tanya the Evil; [2] – Gate; [3] - Lion Coeur Senki; [4] - The Twelve Kingdoms; [5] – Drifters; [6] – Kenja no Mago; [7] - Wortenia Senki; [8] - Record Of Highserk War; [9] - As A Reincarnated Aristocrat I’ll Use My Appraisal Skill To Rise In The World; [10] - The Conquest Of The World Starts With The Civilization Of Ruin; [11] - Maoyuu Maou Yuusha; [12] - The Ambition of Oda Nobuna; [13] - Nidome no Jinsei wo Isekai de; [14] - Konjiki no Word Master;

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3 – Revenge Isekai: Your lover was taken away by some douche? The king banished you? Your childhood friend had mocked you and fired you from the S-ranked party? Someone killed your loved ones? Are the heroes pure trash? So your main goal is to take revenge on them? Here’s your place.
Examples:

[1] – A Warrior Exiled by the Hero and His Lover; [2] – Arifureta; [3] - The Hero Who Seeks Revenge Shall Exterminate With Darkness; [4] - Nidome no Yuusha; [5] - Failure Frame: I Became the Strongest and Annihilated Everything with Low-Level Spells; [6] - Dungeon Seeker; [7] - Sairin Yuusha no Fukushuu Hanashi; [8] - Ryuusa no Ori; [9] - Nito no Taidana Isekai Shoukougun ~Saijaku Shoku "Healer" nano ni Saikyou wa Cheat desu ka?; [10] - Joou Heika no Isekai Strategy; [11] - Fukushuu Kansuisha no Jinsei Nishuume Isekaitan; [12] - Wicked Trapper: Hunter of Heroes; [13] - The Live; [14] - Garbage Brave; [15] - The Warrior Returns; [16] - Suterare Yuusha wa Kitakuchuu; [17] - I'm the Only One with a Failure of a Skill in Another World's Summoning Rebellion: Until the Weakest Skill [Absorption] Swallows Everything; [18] - Buta no fukushuu; [19] - Gensou Shinkou; [20] - Wortenia Senki; [21] - Boku no Nakama wa Isekai Saikyou Undead; [22] - Meccha Shoukan Sareta Ken; [23] - JK Haru is a Sex Worker in Another World; [24] - Seirei Gensouki: Spirit Chronicles; [25] - Another World Munchkin; [26] - Genkai Level 1 Kara No Nariagari: Saijaku Level No Ore Ga Isekai Saikyou Ni Naru Made;

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4 - City/Territory Building (and similar) Isekai - Other unsual trope where MC should start to create/recreate a village, city, kingdom. This is similar with some aspects included in "Slow life category" and "reincarnated as a monster" since some monster like MC tend to start to create villages, and the same goes for some slow life MCs.
Examples:

[1] - It All Starts With A Group Of Primitive People; [2] - Isekai Apocalypse Mynoghra; [3] - Re-Monster; [4] - Reincarnated as a slime; [5] - Release that witch; [6] - Isekai Kenkokuki; [7] - Starting From Today I'll Work as a City Lord; [8] - I Won 4 Billion in a Lottery But I Went to Another World; [9] - Inaka no Home Center Otoko no Jiyuu na Isekai Seikatsu; [10] - How a Realist Hero Rebuilt the Kingdom; [11] - A Cave King’s Road to Paradise: Climbing to the Top with My Almighty Mining Skills!; [12] - The Death Mage; [13] - Tenkuu no Shiro wo Moratta no de Isekai de Tanoshiku Asobitai; [14] - Santairiku Eiyuuki; [15] - The Legendary Rebuilding of a World by a Realist Demon King; [16] - The Amazing Village Creator: Slow Living with the Village Building Cheat Skill; [17] - Easygoing Territory Defense by the Optimistic Lord: Production Magic Turns a Nameless Village into the Strongest Fortified City; [18] - Tsuki ga Michibiku Isekai Douchuu; [20] - Hachinan tte, Sore wa Nai Deshou!; [21] - Choujin Koukousei-tachi wa Isekai demo Yoyuu de Ikinuku you desu!; [22] - Ride-on King (Putin MC); [23] - I am the village chief of a primitive society;

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5 - Dungeon MasteBuild Isekai: there’s not a mission to complete, nor a goal to achieve, but MC is obligated to kill/expel adventures and improve the dungeon power to be alive, otherwise if dont the dungeon core is destroyed they die. So fighting is not a option.
Examples:

[1] - Maou-sama no Machizukuri! ~Saikyou no Dungeon wa Kindai Toshi~; [2] - Lazy Dungeon Master; [3] - Meikyuu Gurashi no Boukensha wa Dungeon Master wo Yametai; [4] - Maou ni Natta node, Dungeon Tsukutte Jingai Musume to Honobono suru; [5] - Tou no Kanri o Shite Miyou; [6] - Hisshou Dungeon Unei Houhou;

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6 - Battleroyalle Isekai: A kind of isekai where people from different times in story or worlds are summoned in another world (could be summoned to ours so is a reverse) to fight between them, or MC should kill their isekai'd collegues for some reason (usually because they’re evil).
Examples:

[1] – Drifter; [2] - Isekai Battle Royale; [3] - Fate series (Reverse); [4] - Dungeon Battle Royale; [5] - Ore dake Fuguu Skill no Isekai Shoukan Hangyakuki ~Saijaku Skill; [6] - Kyuushuu ga Subete o Nomikomu made~; [7] - Deck Hitotsu de Isekai Tanbou; [8] – Versus; [9] - Hell-mode (Spoiler); [10] - Tsuki ga Michibiku Isekai Douchuu; [11] - Monster no Goshujin-sama; [12] - Buta No Fukushuu; [13] - Konjiki no Word Master; [14] - Isekai Apocalypse Mynoghra; [15] - Serial Killer Reincarnated In Another World; [16] - The World's Finest Assassin Gets Reincarnated in Another World (sorry it was a spoiler).
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7 – MC/FMC its not the Isekai’d: A rare type isekai story when the MC is not a isekai'd person but a people from the fantasy world that have live with or face the effects of the isekai'd people.
Example:

[1] - Hero's Party Want to Experience LOVE; [2] - The Misfortunes of Local Knight Hans; [3] - The Executioner and Her Way of Life; [4] - Darenidemo Dekiru Kage Kara Tasukeru Mao Tobatsu; [5] - Sono Mono. Nochi ni... ~Kigatsuitara S-kyuu Saikyou!? Yuusha Wazu no Daibouken~ (It was a spoiler, im sorry); [6] - Killer Shark in Another World; [7] - Isekai Tenseisha Koroshi – Cheat Slayer (Axed);

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8 - Reverse Isekai: commom isekai trope where MC or main character is from another world and should live and adapt to our world rules.
Examples:

[1] - Sasaki to Pi chan (Not MC); [2] - Henjin no Salad Bowl (Not MC); [3] - Suisei no Gargantia (MC); [4] - Mage again (MC); [5] - Otaku Elf (Not FMC); [6] - Dead Mount Death Play (MC); [7] - The Devil Is A Part-Timer! (MC); [8] - Ya Boy Kongming! (MC); [9] - Re:Creators (not MC); [10] - Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid (not FMC); [11] - Hinamatsuri (Not MC); [12] - Monster Musume (not MC); [13] - Welcome to Japan, Elf-san! (not MC); [14] - Orenchi ni Kita Onna Kishi to Inakagurashi Surukotoninatta Ken (not MC); [15] - Isekai Kaeri no Daikenja-sama wa Sore Demo Kossori Kurashite Iru Tsumori desu (MC); [16] - Oh, My Sweet Alien! (not MC); [17] - Cultivator VS Hero Society (MC); [18] - Gabriel Dropout; [19] - The Strongest Angel Evolutionary Tale; [20] - Kanan-Sama Is Easy As Hell!; [21] - Gyaku Isekai Tensei Shite Kimowota Ni Natte Shimatta Dai Majutsushi Delray Curtis No Fujourina Nichijou (MC); [22] - Moteharune, Ashiya-Kun (not MC); [23] - An Evil Dragon That Was Sealed Away for 300 Years Became My Friend (Not MC); [24] – Meet Me Today (Not MC); [25] – Debby The Corsifa (not MC); [26] - Elf-san wa Yaserarenai; [27] - Isekai Kara Kita Elf to Tomo ni Sugosu Nichijou; [28] – Isekai no Hime; [29] – Konchuki; [30] – Otome no Harawata; [31] - Living in a single room with a Saintess; [32] - Sora-sama Wants to be Satisfied!; [33] - Succubus-Sensei To Yobanaide; [34] – Superball Girls (Alien?); [35] - Elf wa Yoru wo Omachikane; [36] - To Love Ru;

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9 - Portal Isekai: Uncommon isekai where people is not isekai'd by some god or similar but they have the possibility to go to another world and come back.
Example:

[1] – Gate; [2] - Outbreak Company; [3] - Become the Castellan in Another World; [4] - Saving 80,000 Gold in Another World for My Retirement; [5] - Isekai de Cheat Skill wo Te ni Shita Ore wa, Genjitsu Sekai wo mo Musou Suru: Level Up wa Jinsei wo Kaeta; [6] - Tokyo Isekai Fudousan; [7] - Monster Musume; [8] - Sen no SKILL o Motsu Otoko Isekai de Shoukan Kemono Hajimemashita!; [9] - I’m Standing On A Million Lives; [10] - Urasekai Picnic; [11] – Inuyasha;

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10 - Semi-Isekai: The people is a isekai'd but the his/her soul remain more as a alter ego to the MC/FMC than a real person. So we have at least 2 souls sharing the same body with the fantasy people being dominant most of time and using the knowledge, tips and powers of the isekai'd one.
Example:

[1] - Saijaku Tamer wa Gomi Hiroi no Tabi wo Hajimemashita; [2] - Isekai Tensei Soudouki; [3] - Record of Highserk War (soldier with some memory of previous life); [4] - Mysterious Job Called Oda Nobunaga (The Isekai’d became a class system that helps MC);

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11 - Switch place Isekai: Extremely rare isekai because MC is isekai'd but end up taking the role of somebody else important or someone had taken their place in the story.
Example:

[1] - Grandpa is Summoned (took grandson place); [2] – Yuusha Shoukan (end up taking the hero’s place);

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12 – Double Isekai – Rare anime/manga that have both isekai and reverse isekai as characteristics. In another words, there are people from another world in Earth/MC world and also the MC travel to another world. Its not a requisite that the “isekai” element should happen at same time.
Example:

[1] – Sasaki to Pi Chan; [2] – DBZ; [3] – Tenchi Muyo; [4] – What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become an Immortal?"; [5] - Arata Kangatari;

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13 - Non Human Isekai: commom plot where the MC/FMC is isekai'd as a monster, demon, goblin or similar. Also its commom to acquire a lot of skills and end up building a community, village, city, country and tend to stablish some kind of relations with humans.
Examples:

[1] - Re-Monster (Goblin first); [2] - Tensei Shitara (Slime); [3] - Kumo Desu ga, Nani ka? (Spider); [4] - Tensei Goblin dakedo Shitsumon aru? (Goblin); [5] – Overlord (Skeleton); [6] - Virus Tensei kara Hajimaru Isekai Kansen Monogatari (Virus); [7] - Shokubutsu Monster Musume Nikki; [8] - Spirit Migration (Spirit); [9] - Tensei Kyuuketsuki-San wa Ohirune ga Shitai (Loli vampire); [10] - Tensei Shitara Kozakana datta kedo Ryuu ni Nareru Rashii node Ganbarimasu (Fish); [11] - Surviving as a Fish; [12] - Jinrou e no Tensei, Maou no Fukukan: Shidou-hen" (Werewolf); [13] - Majutsu wo Kiwamete Tabi ni Deta Tensei Elf, Moteamashita Jumyou de Ikeru Densetsu to Naru (Ellf); [14] - Skeleton Knight In Another World; [15] - I became an evolving space monster (fucking alien); [16] - Iseikai Tensei (Cyborg); [17] - Meiou-sama ga Tooru no desu yo! (Ghost); [18] - Isekai Maou to Shoukan Shoujo no Dorei Majutsu (Demon Lord); [19] - Tensei Shitara Akari dake ga Slime Datta Ken (Slime); [20] - Reborn As A Big Mouth Flower (Flower);

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14 - Animal Isekai: MC/FMC is isekai'd as a commom beast in that world, without using Power most of the time, and live as a pet or guardian from someone or some people and only use his/her power to protect or help its master:
Examples:

[1] - Tensei shitara Dragon no Tamago datta: Ibara no Dragon Road; (Dragon); [2] - Shirokuma Tensei: Mori no Shugoshin ni Natta zo Densetsu (Polar Bear); [3] - S-Rank Monster no "Behemoth" dakedo, Neko to Machigawarete Elf Musume no Pet toshite Kurashitemasu (OP cat/behemoth); [4] - Wanwan Monogatari ~Kanemochi no Inu n shite to wa Itta ga, Fenrir ni shiro to wa Itte nee!~ (Fenrir); [5] - "Buta no Liver wa Kanetsu Shiro" (Pig); [6] - Reborn as a Phoenix: A Normal Bird Can't Beat a Dragon, Right? (Phoenix); [7] - Reborn as a Squid;

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15 – Made an Object Isekai: Uncommom isekai where MC/FMC is isekai'd as a Object and used by other people from fantasy world:
Examples:

[1] - Tensei Shitara Ken Deshita (Sword); [2] - Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta Ore wa Meikyuu wo Samayou (Vending Machine); [3] - Zassou Tensei: Elf no Sato de Taisetsu ni Sodateraretemasu (Plant); [4] - Ringo Tensei: Kindan no Kajitsu wa Kyou mo Korokoro to Musou suru (Apple); [5] - Shinjou Saikyou no Dai Kenja, Tensei-saki ga Nuigurumi demo Saikyou deshita (Stuffed animal); [6] - "Unparalleled Path - Reincarnated as the AI for a Space Battleship (AI/Spaceship);

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16 – Waifu/Husbando Collector isekai - One of the most commom Isekais where the main focus of MC is to build a harem or have sex be the MC dense or not. It would not be necessary to make up with examples since along with "save the world and kill the demon lord mission" is generic and commom. Could have slavery, fan service, abuse and rap*.
Examples:

[1] - Isekai meykuu de harem; [2] - Astro King; [3] - Creature girls a hands-on field journal in another world; [4] - Yuusha ni Zenbu Ubawareta Ore wa Yuusha no Hahaoya to Party wo Kumimashita!; [5] - Isekai Koushoku Musou Roku ~Isekai Tensei no Chie to Chikara o, Tada Hitasura ✕✕✕✕ Suru Tame ni Tsukau~; [6] - Tensei Inja wa Hokuso Meu; [7] - VR Eroge yattetara Isekai ni Tensei shita no de, Bishoujo Maou wo Doreika suru: Cross Out Saber; [8] - Isekai minecraft; [9] - DHM - Dungeon + Harem + Master; [9] - Easy Survival Life In The Other World; [10] - Tou no Kanri o Shite Miyou; [11] - Isekai Maou to Shoukan Shoujo no Dorei Majutsu; [12] - Isekai Smartphone; [13] - Death March; [14] - Isekai NTR; [15] - Shinju no Nectar; [16] -Himekishi ga Classmate!; [17] - Reincarnation Colosseum; [18] - Gunota Ga Mahou Sekai Ni Tensei Shitara, Gendai Heiki De Guntai Harem O Tsukucchaimashita!?; [19] - The Fruit of Evolution; [20] - The Familiar of Zero; [21] - My Next Life As a Villainess (FMC make a Harem); [22] – Conception; [23] - Road to Kingdom; [24] - The Other World's Wizard Does Not Chant; [25] - Murabito Tensei: Saikyou no Slow Life; [26] -Tensei Shitara Joban De Shinu Nakabosudatta; [27] - Ataerareta Skill wo Tsukatte Kasei de Isekai Bijotachi to Ichaicha shitai; [28] - The Marquis’ Eldest Son’s Lascivious Story; [29] – Alcafus; [30] - Even Given the Worthless "Appraiser" Class, I'm Actually the Strongest - Unsurpassed with the Strongest [Divine Eye] Trained in the Abyss; [31] - Blade Play; [35] – Bocchi Tenseki; [36] - Elf Dorei to Kizuku Dungeon Harem - Isekai de Netotte Nakama o Fuyashimasu; [37] - Gedou Tenisha no Harem Dungeon Seisakuki; [38] - Hazure Hantei kara Hajimatta Cheat Majutsushi Seikatsu; [39] - Hore Shou no Half Elf-san; [40] - Isekai Cheat Kaitakuki; [41] - Kujibiki Tokushou Musou Harem-ken; [42] - Kuro no Senki II: Isekai Teni Shita Boku ga Saikyou na no wa Bed no Ue dake no You desu; [43] - Loner Life in Another World; [44] – Savage Hero; [45] - Sekkaku Cheat Wo Moratte Isekai Ni Teni Shita N Dakara, Suki Na You Ni Ikitemitai; [46] - Succubus Tamer no Isekai Musou; [47] - Tensei Shitekara 40-nen. Sorosoro, Ojisan mo Koi ga Shitai. Nidome no Jinsei wa Harem Route?!;

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17 - Caretaker isekai - MC/FMC is isekai'd and decide to live caring another person that could be human or not. Its just that he/she live only to raise another intelligent being of some of them at same time.
Example:

[1] - Isekai Yururi Kikou; [2] - Isekai de Kojiin wo Hiraita kedo, Naze ka Darehitori Sudatou to Shinai Ken; [3] - Dungeon Nursery; [4] - S Rank Boukensha de aru Ore no Musume-tachi wa Juudo no Father Con deshita; [5] - Akuninzura Shita B-Kyuu Boukensha - Shujinkou To Sono Osananajimi-Tachi No Papa Ni Naru;

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18 - Family/Lover isekai - The only difference is that instead being alone, with strangers, friends or his classmates the MC/FMC is isekai'd if some family member. So happens that one of them is stronger and should take the lead and protect the others.
Example:

[1] - Game of Familia: Kazoku Senki (MC and adopted family); [2] - My One-Hit Kill Sister (Sister); [3] - Tanaka family reincarnates (Whole Family); [4] - Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Ni-kai Kougeki no Okaa-san wa Suki desu ka? (Mother); [5] - No Game No Life (Siblings); [6] - Isekai Omotenashi Gohan; [7] - Did You Think You Could Run After Reincarnating, Nii-san? (MC and crazy Sister); [8] - Isekai Ekisha no Kissaten (Married couple); [9] - Kekkon Yubiwa Monogatari (Lover); [10] - Isekai Cheat Magician (Love Interest); [11] - Welcome To The Isekai Hotel! (Sister);

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19 - Gender role reversed Isekai: A strange type of isekai and for my surprise is kinda common, where MC/FMC is transfered to a world where the male/female roles is reversed. Usually it comes it a unballanced male/female ratio.
Examples:

[1] - Dungeon Tou de Yadoya wo Yarou! Souzou Mahou wo Moratta Ore no Hosoude Hanjouki; [2] - Parallel Paradise (+18); [3] - The world of otome games is tough for mobs; [5] - If You Are Reborn, The World Of Chastity Will Be Reversed; [6] - A Parallel World With A 1:39 Male To Female Ratio Is Unexpectedly Normal; [7] - The World of Moral Reversal; [9] - Isekai Manless (+18); [10] - The World of Moral Reversal; [11] - Valhalla Penis Mansion; [12] - All of Humanity Is Yuri Except for Me; [13] - Zettai BL ni Naru Sekai vs. Zettai BL ni Naritakunai Otoko; [14] - Teisou Gyakuten Sekai no Doutei Henkyou Ryoushu Kishi; [15] - Bishuu Gyakuten Sekai de Chiryoushi Yattemasu; [16] - Kyosei Tensei; [17] - I Eat Soft Rice in Another World; [18] - Immortal Swordsman in The Reverse World;

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20 - Gender Bender Isekai: MC/FMC is isekai'd but changed gender in the fantasy world. A usual trope.
Examples:

[1] - The Saga of Tanya the Evil; [2] - Yakuza Reincarnation; [3] - A Wild Last Boss Appeared!; [4] - Life With an Ordinary Guy Who Reincarnated Into a Total Fantasy Knockout; [5] - Netachara-Tensei Toka Anmarida!; [6] - Yoku Wakaranai Keredo Isekai ni Tensei Shiteita You Desu; [7] - Herscherik - The Epic of the Reincarnated Prince; [8] - Samayoeru Tensei-sha-tachi no Relive Game; [9] - Tensei Shitara Ore ga Heroine de Aitsu ga Yuusha Datta; [10] - She Professed Herself Pupil of the Wise Man;

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21 – Come back to Isekai: Isekai'd person come back to earth or stay in earth but continue to have powers and status.
Example:

[1] - Isekai Ojisan; [2] - Seoul Station Necromancer; [3] - Class ga Isekai Shoukan sareta Naka Ore dake Nokotta n desu ga; [4] - The Descent of the Demonic Master; [5] - The Isekai Returnee is Too OP for the Modern World; [6] - The Days After the Hero’s Return; [7] - Hero Has Returned; [8] - Isekai Kaeri no Daikenja-sama wa Sore Demo Kossori Kurashite Iru Tsumori desu; [9] - A Middle-aged Man Who Returned From Another World Becomes Unrivaled In The Apocalyptic World; [10] - Isekai Kaeri no Yuusha wa, Dungeon ga Shutsugen shita Genjitsu Sekai de, Influencer natte Kane wo Kasegimasu!; [11] - The Real Other World I Logged Out From There, Not A Vrmmo

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22 - After mission/banishment Isekai: the hero/killeavenger fulfulled his/her mission or is relieved from his/her duties (or betrayed), but now have to decide what to do with his/her life since its not the hero/avenger anymore. So what should do? A rare trope isekai that stablished after the hero fought or betrayed and every development plot (getting op) is already over.
Examples –

[1] - Bizarre Restaurant; [2] - I Was Exiled From The Heroes’ Party So I Tried Raising The Demon Lord To Be Unbelievably Strong; [3] - The Another World Demon King's Successor; [4] - Yuusha, Yamemasu;

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23 – Pokemon/Palworld Isekai - Rare isekai where MC have low combat skills and have to leave everything to his pets/summoned partners.
Examples:

[1] - Isekai Monster Breeder; [2] – Digimon; [3] - Monster no Goshujin-sama; [4] - Hell Mode; [5] - Kami Tachi; [6] - Deck Hitotsu de Isekai Tanbou; [7] - I Got Lucky And Pulled A 10Th Rank Summon; [8] - The Keeper Wants to Build a Zoo in Another World, So He Tames Monsters; [9] - Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi; [10] - Isekai Tensei Shitara Aiken ga Saikyou ni Narimashita; [11] - The Beast Tamer Was Fired From His Childhood Friends' S-Rank Party; [12] - I Will Live Freely In Another World With Equipment Manufacturing Cheat; [13] - Kuro no Souzou Shoukanshi - Tenseisha no Hangyaku; [14] - Hazure Hantei kara Hajimatta Cheat Majutsushi Seikatsu;

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24 - Crafting/Invention Isekai - Rare isekai where MC have a unusual skill to make new things from scratch, transforming things of usefull tools from Earth, or even futuristic things like golens, robots etc.
Examples:

[1] - Isekai Craft Gurashi Jiyu Kimamana Seisan Shoku No Honobono Slow Life; [2] - Magi craft meister; [3] - Isekai Minecraft; [4] - Ohitoyoshi Shokunin no Burari Isekai Tabi; [5] - World Customize Creator; [6] - Easygoing Territory Defense by the Optimistic Lord: Production Magic Turns a Nameless Village into the Strongest Fortified City; [7] - Daites Ryou Koubouki; [8] - Isekai Yakkyoku; [9] - A Single Aristocrat Enjoys A Different World: The Graceful Life Of A Man Who Never Gets Married;

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25 - Sport/Game Isekai – Rare isekai where the people is isekai'd in a world where the main conflicts is solved throught some sport/game match.
Examples:

[1] - No game no life; [2] - Yakyuu de Sensou suru Isekai de Choukoukoukyuu Ace ga Jakushou Kokka o Sukuu Youdesu; [3] - Super World Reincarnation Exo Drive-Fierce Fight! Different World All Japan Tournament; [4] - Knight's & Magic; [5] - I was Sold at the Lowest Price in My Class, However My Personal Parameter is the Most Powerful; [6] - Dog Days; [7] - Mondaiji-tachi ga Isekai Kara Kuru Sou Desu yo?;

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26 - Cooking Isekai: A interesting isekai type where is focused on making meals.
Examples:

[1] - Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi; [2] - I’m Not The Saint So I’ll Just Leisurely Make Food At The Royal Palace; [3] - Isekai Ryouridou; [4] - Isekai Omotenashi Gohan; [5] - Mazu Rice Elf And Nomadic Life; [6] - Restaurant To Another World; [7] - Alternate World Bar “Nobu”; [8] - Gensou Gourmet; [9] - This "Summon Kitchen" Skill Is Amazing! ~Amassing Points by Cooking in Another World~; [10] - The Archmage's Restaurant; [11] - Isekai Izakaya "Gen"; [12] - Bizarre Restaurant (Reverse); [13] - Heavenly Demon Bakery (Reverse); [14] - Cooking Sorcerer; [15] - Lady Chef Royale; [16] - Sweet Reincarnation; [17] - Isekai Cheat Survival Meshi; [18] - Welcome To The Wizard's Bistro; [19] - Meiten Restaurant;

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27 - Comedy / Parody Isekai: Isekai where the focus is "mock" some isekai tropes or make references with our world. Nothing is really serious or relevant. Its commom the authors starting use some real world or another anime/manga references as comedy pillar.
Examples:

[1] – Kemono Michi; [2] – Isekai Quarted; [3] - Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities Average in the Next Life?! Everyday Misadventures!; [4] – Wellcome To Demon School Iruma Kun; [5] – Princess Connect; [6] – Ive Been Killing Slimes For 300 Years; [7] – Black Company; [8] – Konosuba; [9] – No Longer Allowed in Another World; [10] – Isekai Ojisan; [11] - Combatants Will Be Dispatched!; [12] - Youkai Gakkou No Sensei Hajimemashita!; [13] - Jikai Saku wa Isekai Mangaka; [14] - Ixion Saga DT; [15] - Isekai Shikkaku; [16] - Hero X Demon Queen
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28 - Slice of life/Slow Life Isekai: where the plot is living a simple life, having a simple job, start a Family, travel the world. Theres no major problem, main goal, the chapters is not really connected to a final objective. There’s no devil lord to be killed (they may exist but is not your duty to kill it). If is a male protagonist is commom to be have a harem around him, and if there’s some battle used to be lame and short
Examples:

[1] – Ascendance Of A Bookworm; [2] – Kami Tachi; [3] – Drug Store In Another World; [4] – In The Land Of Leadale; [5] – My Unique Skill Make Me OP Even At LV1; [6] – I Shall Survive Using Potions; [7] – Fluffy Paradise; [8] - Nonbiri Nouka; [9] – Yuru Fuwa Noka No Moji Bake Skill; [10] - Yuusha Shoukan; [11] - Kamigami no Kago de Seisan Kakumei; [12] - The Girl Monster I Saved; [13] - Slow Life In Another World (I Wish!); [14] - Living a Laid-Back Second Life on the Island of the Strongest Species; [15] - Shoushaman no Isekai Survival; [16] - Lv2 kara Cheat datta Motoyuusha Kouho no Mattari Isekai Life; [17] - Because I Wasn’t a True Companion so I Decided to Have a Slow Life at the Frontier; [18] - I Had A Hard Time In My Previous Life, So God Came To Make It Up To Me; [19] - Isekai de Saikyou Maou no Kodomo-tachi 10-nin no Mama ni Nacchaimashita; [20] - Tensei Akujo no Kuro Rekishi; [21] - I Got Reincarnated As A Son Of Innkeepers!; [22] - Isekai de Tochi o Katte Noujou wo Tsukurou; [23] - Machigai Shoukan! Oidasareta kedo Joui Gokan Skill de Rakuraku Seikatsu; [24] - Monster no Konkatsuya-san; [25] - Ore no Ie ga Maryoku Spot datta Ken ~Sundeiru dake de Sekai Saikyou~; [26] - The Fake Alchemist;
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29 - Profession Isekai: MC was a professional in his previous world and after being isekai his/her knowledge end up being usefull enough to adapt and make changes in the new world.
Examples:

[1] – The Saint’s Magic Power is Omnipotent; [2] – Parallel World Pharmacy; [3] – Handyman Saitou in Another World; [4] - I Used High-Level Medicine To Counter Magic; [5] - A Single Aristocrat Enjoys A Different World: The Graceful Life Of A Man Who Never Gets Married; [6] – Salaryman ga Isekai ni Ittara Shitennou ni Natta Hanashi; [7] - Dungeon Toilet; [8] - I Reincarnated As A Legendary Surgeon; [9] - How A Realist Hero Rebuilt The Kingdom Focuses On A Civil Servant Saving a country; [10] - The Magical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess and the Genius Young Lady; [11] - The Greatest Estate Developer;

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30 – RPG/Game Isekai: Isekai where MC could become stronger not because he/her its OP, but cause he/she could make his own character and build according to the game rules that they know well to become the strongest. Or use a class who's considered weak but it will become the strongest in the lategame.
Examples:

[1] – Live Dungeon; [2] – Log Horizon; [3] - Tsuihou Sareta Tenshou Juu Kishi wa game Chishiki de Musou Suru; [4] – Quality Assurance in Another World; [5] - The Unrivaled Reincarnated Sage of Another World ~The Strongest in Another World Through Game Knowledge~; [6] - Surviving With An Sss-Rank Inventory; [7] - Avalon Of Disaster; [8] – Demon Lord, Retry; [9] - Sword Art Online; [10] - Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear; [11] - .Hack//Sign; [12] - Tyrant Of The Tower Defense Game; [13] - Surviving The Game As A Barbarian; [14] - Pick Me Up: Infinite Gacha; [15] - Dungeon Reset; [16] - Terminally-Ill Genius Dark Knight; [17] - My Death Flags Show No Sign Of Ending; [18] - The Novel's Extra; [19] - The Nebula's Civilization; [20] - Isekai Cheat Magic Swordsman;

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31 – Adventure Isekai: Isekai’d as a OP character because YES? Do you prefer being weak early and become stronger after years of train and hardships? Or seems weak to everyone but its fucking Strong? Was expelled from hero’s party but it was SSS something ranking class? After being booted by the princess/king/friend awakened a power that surpass everyone? Here the focus isnt in the kill the demon lord but just to travel, become stronger, building a clan/cult or just having adventures while showing some prowess and maybe enchanting women around.
Examples:

[1] - Isekai Shoukan Oji-san no Juu Musou Life; [2] - Seija Musou; [3] - Tsuihousareru Tabi ni Skill wo Te ni Ireta Ore ga, 100 no Isekai de 2-shuume Musou; [4] - Mushoku no Eiyuu: Betsu ni Skill Nanka Iranakattan daga; [5] – Reincarnation Of The Veteran Soldier; [6] - The Strongest Sage with the Weakest Crest; [7] - The Banished Former Hero Lives as He Pleases; [8] - Shounin Yuusha wa Isekai wo Gyuujiru!; [9] - Jitsu wa Ore, Saikyou Deshita?; [10] - Lv2 kara Cheat datta Moto Yuusha Kouho no Mattari Isekai Life; [11] - Isekai Robin Hood; [12] - Reborn As A Space Mercenary; [13] - Mondaiji-tachi ga Isekai Kara Kuru Sou Desu yo?; [14] - The Reincarnated Young Lady Aims to Be an Adventurer!; [15] - My Isekai Life – I Gained a Second Character Class and Became the Strongest Sage in The World; [16] - The Reincarnation of the Strongest Onmyouji in Another World; [17] - Kyo Kara Maoh; [18] – KamiKatsu; [19] - Chronicles of an Aristocrat Reborn in Another World – The Apostle of the Gods Who Know No Self-Restraint; [20] – Isekai Walking; [21] - Survival Story Of A Sword King In A Fantasy World; [22] - Ihoujin, Dungeon ni Moguru; [23] - Tensei Kizoku No Isekai Boukenroku ~Jichou Wo Shiranai Kamigami No Shito~; [24] – Heterogenia Linguistico; [25] - Hiroki, Too, Gets Summoned into Another World; [26] - Mezase Gouka Kyakusen!! ~Sen Shokan Skill De Isekai Rich Life Wo Te Ni Irero~; [27] - The Sorcerer King of Destruction and the Golem of the Barbarian Queen; [28] - Overpowered Healer;

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No stopping the train now. Absolute machine, feeling serious masculine power. Voice hitting deep vibrations when chanting.
Business is growing, things are happening twice as fast, my inner knowing is loud and clear, the vision is sharp, the present moment is crystal clear.
I can feel the fuel through my veins, the energy spiralling around me, feeling like a healing gladiator.
Just thinking of the whole masturbation phase of my life just seems pathetic; laying in bed looking at a 5 inch screen and night pulling my warrior wand over some fake ass insecure women on redtube, what a shameful practice.
Amen 🏆

I (24M) have been addicted to masturbating since I was 11. I found redtube first and then I started to jack off and go down hill from there.
The way I found it is the stupid part, because at school people would talk about it and I had no idea but then I wanted to be cool so to my step mom (ironic I know) that I’ve been on redtube and it’s so funny ( I thought it was like YouTube, but for the cool people), she nearly beat my ass and I was so confused, so then googled it and BAMM, addiction. I’ve been addicted to gambling, drugs, smoking, but I’ve quit them all but this is one that always comes back.
I used to masturbate 10 times a day, it’s now only twice a day but I’m struggling to stop, I can maybe do a day without it at the moment.
I’ve quit masturbating and porn before but I’ve managed to go 10 days without masturbating, and maybe a month without porn. (Now I type this, I realise it’s worse than I thought)
I don’t even enjoy touching myself, I do it for no reason. I can’t get out of bed until I’ve done it and I can’t sleep until I’ve done it. Were do I even start to quit this properly

My friend that lives in Texas texted me that all the free porn sites, ones like redtube, xtube, pornhub, those kinds, are blocked in Texas now. He sent me an article. Has to do with a lawsuit and a new law. He tried it and said indeed the free sites he usually used won't allow his IP. Lone Star State about to get real tense.

This law was never about protecting kids. It's about monitoring citizens online activity.
Porn has been around since the beginning of the internet so for the past 50 years the government hasn't given a single shit about it until just today... something doesn't add up.
It's a known fact that a good portion of the people on PH and other porn sites are being trafficked and raped. It doesn't matter if the actors are consenting or not, their lives are now destroyed because of it.
So if the government actually cared about the children and the countless victims of the porn industry, why not ban porn entirely? Clearly they don't care about intellectual or any sort of online freedom with the banning of tiktok and now requiring age verification, also not to mention the mass censorship on all news and social media platforms.
My idea is they only started with this in order to get people on their side so when they start requiring ID for any online activity no one will bat an eye.
And to be fair YOU don't even care about the children or victims because the porn industry is as massive as it is because of YOU. If you actually gave a shit we would all boycott PH, Redtube, etc. but you wont. You'll just keep consuming that brain rot while acting like you don't.

A new bill was recently passed in the US state of Texas (and then upheld in federal appeals court) that forces adult websites to age-verify users via photo ID. Just to be clear, this is not a porn ban, however PornHub has decided to stop offering its service to users in Texas in protest of this. This has previously happened for the states of Utah, Arkansas, Virginia, Montana, and North Carolina.
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Purtle's Internet Lineup for March 14th, 2024 6:37pm
Pics:

the hills might be silent https://twitter.com/SegaCDUniverse/status/1767860417504665797
David Hayter - I just choked on an errant popcorn husk, and I was like, “Hrrnngh, kernel.” https://twitter.com/DavidBHaytestatus/1768073369621328020
if you think twitter got worse after tumblr banned porn imagine how bad things r gonna get after the government bans tiktok lmfao https://twitter.com/kzzrttt/status/1767927363747151916
Shoutout to the guy who couldn't bring himself to 2-turn KO my 5 year old son at the Pokémon TCG Pre-Release tournament. I hope your pillow is cool on both sides and you never stub your toe ever again https://twitter.com/Falinxie_/status/1767832423751205272
A day never goes by where I don't think about climate scientists becoming incredibly excited for 2 months in 2020 when emissions levels fell to below the requirement to maintain the current state of glaciation on planet earth https://twitter.com/deusexmonikestatus/1768058891613487493
Pokemon news
- there's been debate over the years about how much articles from press harm under-the-radar fan projects based on popular series. according to pokemon's former chief lawyer, who LukePlunkett interviewed, the answer is: a lot https://twitter.com/Vahn16/status/1768036210071544055
- Tokyo Midtown Hibiya Atrium Toyota Engineering Society and Pokemon have joined forces to create a project that combines the joy of imagination and serious manufacturing. https://twitter.com/Sifu_pokePress/status/1768096934051647558
- Roadmap to Raikou: Part 3 By exchanging Raikou Mane, you can obtain Raikou Biscuits! These biscuits provide an extra increase in friendship with Raikou, so take full advantage of them. https://twitter.com/PokemonSleep/status/1768385371073638773

Clips:

Finding the rhythm in Street Fighter 3's 'Parry the Ball' Bonus Stage. - desk [1:05] https://twitter.com/deskclips/status/1768038770744377718
me reviving John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald to each carry out one final task https://twitter.com/WaterShuriken_/status/1768122473478799571
First clip from ‘X-MEN 97’. https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1768306651218489672

Videos

Behold the folded circle snack - vihart [6:04] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a9YgCCQYVI
The Crow (2024) Official Trailer - Bill Skarsgård, FKA twigs, Danny Huston [2:49] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djSKp_pwmOA

Articles/News/Other

France: Muslims deface 58 graves with messages such as 'Submit to Allah' and 'France is already Allah's' https://old.reddit.com/theworldnews/comments/1bdoxa4/france_muslims_deface_58_graves_with_messages/
US safety agency says Boeing video of door-plug removal was overwritten https://old.reddit.com/news/comments/1bdz46l/us_safety_agency_says_boeing_video_of_doorplug/
Pokemon - there's been debate over the years about how much articles from press harm under-the-radar fan projects based on popular series. according to pokemon's former chief lawyer, who LukePlunkett interviewed, the answer is: a lot https://twitter.com/Vahn16/status/1768036210071544055
OpenAI CTO Mira Murati says Sora was trained on publicly available and licensed data - and then cant actually confirm what it is https://twitter.com/tsarnick/status/1768021821595726254
- People this ill-equipped to talk about data sourcing for Gen AI should not be allowed anywhere near this tech. These people are stealing our work because it was “publicly available”. Despicable ghouls. https://twitter.com/arvalis/status/1768063157581582623
Pornhub shut down in Texas. Redtube also.https://old.reddit.com/texas/comments/1benr92/wow_pornhub_shut_down_in_texas_redtube_also_im/
Twitch to remove Watch Parties in April https://help.twitch.tv/s/article/watch-parties?language=en_US
- lsf thread https://old.reddit.com/LivestreamFail/comments/1beuieu/twitch_to_remove_watch_parties_in_april/
Embracer’s official announcement of the deal is a little misleading. Saber is actually bringing along 4A Games (Metro) and Zen Studios (Pinball) through options, which (combined with liabilities) amounts to a purchase price of around $500 million as Bloomberg reported last month https://twitter.com/jasonschreiestatus/1768212177888948349
who is the #1 contributor to the TikTok ban bill’s author, Rep. Mike Gallagher? That’s right - AIPAC https://twitter.com/Roots_Action/status/1767950322927051226
- With the speed they moved to ban TikTok, there is 0 doubt in my mind pro-Israel lobbying groups are behind the pressure https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1767935990105014348

Sitting outside the Porn iHub, and I’m shortly going to be arriving.
Who the fuck even am I? No one you should really care about, to be honest. But I need to vent my frustrations, and know I’m not alone in how I feel.
I’ve spent five years in the edging. Earliest I remember is living in edge. Back then, there were cum daily due to close neighbors further south and some lowkey invasion by the rest of porn.
I’m not the leadership type, so I don’t really understand the machinations that contribute to orgies forming or what influences their outcomes or anything like that. I just know that I’ve watched Asher and the rest of the leadership ... jump on every opportunity for a good cum. This last “cum” in F4 was kind of it for me. We live-streamed that bullshit for an hour, and made a complete joke of PanFam, and they made it so damn easy for us to do it, because it was true.
Now if you’re expecting me to be all “oh RedTube propaganda changed my mind I’m moving up North, see some of Gobbins’ blue-balling up close”, I’m not doing that. I don’t really have any plans for now other than to go masturbating in highsec, maybe avoid some content for a while, but.. this ain’t it, chief. Asher? More like Asher and his oversized balls.
Dial back on the content instead of beating your chest after doing the Eve equivalent of making fools of PanFam. Our members needs a break. From edging.
Thank you for coming at my TED talk.
I'll fuck you all.

SL Review: 3.8/5 - Another mid episode, slightly above average.
A good saga, it's like we started listening to a true crime episode except the crime is owning Pornhub.
I guess the main takeaway is to find a good market?
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Chapters

The Launch of YouTube Enables Adult Video Hosting Sites

YouTube made video hosting easy in 2005. Adult sites like Redtube copied this model but filled with pirated content, destabilizing the traditional paid porn industry led by Vivid Entertainment.

Pornhub's Founders Disrupt the Industry

Some Canadian friends created Pornhub for hosting and Brazzers for content production in secret partnership. They grew very quickly by owning their own content and using great SEO, selling Pornhub after 3 years for $140 million.

New Buyer Fabian Thylmann Continues Rapid Expansion

Fabian Thylmann bought Pornhub in 2010 for $140 million and rapidly expanded it by improving monetization. But legal troubles and high debt costs forced him to sell it 4 years later at a big loss.

Current Shadow Owner Faces Family Pressure

The current principal owner is secretive Austrian investor Bernd Bergmair. But marital troubles and family pressure may soon force him to sell control of the world's 5th most popular website after less than 2 years.
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Listen to the ep and find rough time stamps here: The Story Behind The $1.5B Pornhub Curse (mfmpod.com)

I have problems with two of my Amps… An Orange Rockerverb 100 MK1 and a Marshall MA50H.
Short Story: a friend of mine got my Amps for a few weeks. He is is a Tube-Amp beginner, so I told him, how i like my Sound on those amps, blalala & how to set up the Amps to the Cabs! I said, the last point is very importent, wrong connecting could damage the Amp. He said, he understand the think with the Impedance and everything, so i let him go do his thing..
AND her we are… yesterday he called me: The amps don’t work anymore.. so I went to his musicroom and checked the amps. I am not an electican, but I found the problem really quick..
The Setup: - Cabs 2x Laney GS412 Mono 16Ohm or 4Ohm(!!!) - Amp Marshall MA50H or Orange Rockerverb100 MK1, only im Single use, not togerher!
The Problem: No Sound from both amps… they lost most of the power, till there was lonely sillence…
He jacked one of the 4x12 16Ohm to 8Ohm in the Amp, good Job! The other 4x12 jacked he 4Ohm to 8Ohm, buuuh… I ask him why…? He answer: „The Cabs Jack says LEFT OUT, so I go in the Amp LEFT IN! And the other goes RIGHT OUT so in the Amp RIGHT IN..“ This is so stupid, I can‘t be mad at him.. :D
All tubes off all amps are visible in a bad condicion. The top of every tube is black. I checked every 1-2 years visible the tubes, they‘re always a bit brown, but not so black as now.. One Orange tube dosen‘t glow anymore..
My question: - should I go to an Amp-Tech, or should I buy a Quattet EL34 RedTubes for the Orange/ a Duo for the Marshall? Would this solve the problem, or waste more Money? - Can other parts be damage by wrong conecting to the cabs?
Sorry for that „short“ Story and for my bad, bad english… :D

The rat king arrives tonight. Eyes go rolling in the deep of the flint-flickered light and noly borders and hover like Polaroids, pass the switch and there it is. A foul, exhumed, cumered, wall-humored, manicured, black-grey-blue-purple furred, unreal, line distorted-disoriented-disorientated rat. It pounced about on Devilette’s hour, some dick in protag trying to freak me out. Teeth chattering a million tunes, my heart going the same BPM. Incomprehended. Evolution turned us about to make that and I was tempted to say things will get better, you’ve gotta wait a few millions years my guy and you’ll be up to the thing. The periplastic 08 rug warmed its little scuffling feet. It went under the bed in fear of my holy watts being shined over the whole bed and bedlam room. Furniture was throw-away stuff mostly, made my nose itchy, aching for more.
Where’s my slipper so I can go kill-load-all-day on that mothering, harboring-to-homely-port son of a gun? Big belly anchored awkward to the floor I bet, couldn’t see though if that was the tricky case. Closeted babies already muling, mulling their entrance into existence, and croyking for light while wedged in them dissetable organs. Kicking, screaming, blind. Naked, furless skin rubbing against the outer borders of mother and her not complaining, excited actually to make nature run the course it had planned.
Gulp sent down my throat like oil-paint. A lone excavator, born of fear. Under the flashy, micky, redtubbing sheets it decided to hide. Place’s deactivated, this showdown the most exciting thing here running. I wasn’t ready. If it was really pamayed with chitty-children, it’d be only a few laps of the flying sixties for the whole room to becoming a thriving palace and court. With rat adjudicators doing their business in complete crystal cool. Flamethrower ought to do it, I thought so therefore I was; right. I didn’t own any of those back in the day. They weren’t allowed under section blah and jurisdiction blah. Like nine million memed mories of the war-torn Europe I wanted to ban it, make its kind gather among spilly sewers, a bunch of sillys, bouncing murmurs of me hatefully. Off walls and tongues I’d be celeb.
Focus or you’ll fluff your pants, I reasoned. If it’s hiding should I perform the role of seeker? Or create a quarantine zone? Been through Corona in the streets I knew which one to pick to kill that gent-mongering spirit. So tired my brain could come undone like a bio-class ripaway study that you’d show the first years and never bother again, I paused a bit but for a bit. What was I to do? Her mion-pace had led to a spot sacred to my comfort. Reality enconcrude. Bomb it, Molotov it, die in the process, kafkaesque kamikaze no less, just do it, whisper those deviled, yokey words into your tainter mind and do it man. That’s what I thought, genuine.
I was one of the weaker boys then. I wasn’t Silly Jimmy for I was born half forename, half surname, blank and boring at fools’ dismay. So I went away. Carrying my ego and pride in torn limbs and shattered seconds and helpings. The door was still agape, aflung with view of the corridor. Yes please, my escape. I stepped out through the doorway and pressed the door permanently shut, certain through the fact that my knuckles were haunted, yawned in white, that I had done a good job at containing that zillful, godly creature. My mochila-bag was still in there, goddamnit! This fiasco wasn’t worth a rescue mission but what if the rat started searching around in it and breaking apart the delicate books and foundation of pens. While I thought on this new-surge ultimatum, I heard a clank. Active. It sounded as though a JPEG file of a metal pipe falling exported. Though unclear as carbon, to me it for sure was a copy. Dirty.
Perhaps that clank was no industrial annoyance but one made by soft-petaled flowers hitting the floor and decorating it amorously with love anonymous. Character. Good piece of speech and good thought. Maybe if it was flowers, that big bertha looking freak was saving it for her belly-exiled children as their first right piece material of remembranceship like Mary did to Jesus when he was created awake. Perhaps I shouldn’t have thought about killing her (or him, I still didn’t know if it was he, she, or anything else to appease the new world heap). Keep it as a pet, I told myself. Sudden-chore, no, that wouldn’t do, that can’t run. Missable like a tablet among dishes, I could only imagine it on the other side, groaning in secrecy in the dark of my underbed, undisturbed as so far.
The birds were yelling darkly from outside, with pursed, tired lips and simmoned eyes of intensity. The morning show, the show of every day and every other calculable, nameable amount of time thereafter. The sky whitened and they were there, trumpeting and fluting and flying away to find their designated orchestral branches of bark rigid and idle, their asturred voices ringing out among them. On.

I'm talking to a guy right now who wants to start a cult. Hitting it off, too. We're still in the beginning stages of a friendship, building trust and all, but only thirty percent of me believes he's an FBI agent looking to rain on my parade at this point in time. I'm not concerned if he is, as I'm literally aligned with the light of the universe and have no bad intentions whatsoever, but it would be a bit of a bummer if he was. I really want to get one or two interested parties to spitball and brainstorm ideas for how we're going to go about manifesting the greatest cult that God ever queefed into existence.
Actually, I just had a thought…what if he is the FBI and he was sent to initiate contact with me so we could work together and get this party started while ensuring a founding member of a fucking cult has a badge just in case we get some bad apples and need to honeypot their asses the fuck out of our sacred space? This could be the best thing since blackberry enemas! But, I digress.
Do you know what my current vision for a cult is? Some of you probably still think I'm obsessed with the idea of a sex cult; to which I'll just say as I performed my duties admirably and having served the greater good already, I'm allowed to move on to my actual dream of a project. That being: I want to find and gather the wackiest weirdos like me and build an intentional community that works as an educational nonprofit. Really, we'd be a decentralized autonomous organization, not a cult, but every normie whose ideas of spirituality involve a bearded man in the sky and tweeting Bible verses is going to think we're a fucking cult.
Realistically, I see this whole shebang happening after a small handful of us are committed and can pool our resources together to get a cheap place in Portland, because that's where the weird tend to flock and also is where I was fucking told to do this ish because part of my mission is to make Portland weird again after the pandemic killed the culture here like a tazer kills a boner. This will take patience, but as I'm a trained fisher of men, women, and other gendered catches, I know I can speed this up with some ballsy performance art. Plus, y'know, once you infiltrate one part of the network, it's a hop, skip, and a jump to becoming a master node in the network. Imagine netting a whole polycule!
Now, the end goal of the beginning phase would be to eventually get some land in the area and build a little village, but since I personally like living in civilization, my vote goes towards getting a mansion somewhere in city limits, at least as an interim location for filming the show. What show? I'm glad you asked! See, I have a vision of an educational show built in the style of Trailer Park Boys, but with more psychedelics and about a crazy cult instead of a trailer park, where each episode teaches something about philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills. Sounds awesome, right? You're God damn right it is! I wrote some preliminary scripts with hypothetical characters a while back, and the fucking aliens just about had a heart attack at my esteemed genius.
Sorry if that comes off as conceited, but most of my ideas have been born from some CIA memetic seeding, while this concept is entirely my own creation. I just want to pause for applause as I reminisce about how fucking awesome I am. And…go!
There is so little applause, there is actual negative noise coming from the audience
Yea, well fuck you too. You write five hundred quality posts and a book in two years and see what it's like being forced to give a gazillion percent a reasonable amount of the time. I can do it because I've been brainwashed to only find intrinsic pleasure by being productive. Ain't no way you're building a world changing project playing Smash Bros six hours a day. Who's your main? Kirby? That's cheap as fuck! I mained Kirby when I played because it's super easy to cheese with him. Try harder!
Anyways, sorry I had a friggin aneurysm while typing this garbage out. What was I saying? Oh yeah. So, I imagine we could start with a low budget sort of documentary where we play our respective characters that we create as a community, and try to get people watching to believe that we're actually as batshit as Dracula's bootyhole as we pretend to be. We want to create intrigue; people going to their friends saying, "You won't believe what I just watched." Tons of opportunities to do this throughout Portland. Likewise, we can begin a podcast for our dedicated viewers who become aware of the joke where we discuss real topics in a serious way. The point is to just create as much media as possible so that we generate constant traffic to sell our overpriced commodities…I mean our quality conscious products made through sustainable living!
For instance, I got two books already, and I know what my third one is going to be. Likewise, I got those five hundred posts I mentioned earlier, over two hundred of them being poems, so we could turn those and future posts into potential books and a website. Additionally, if I get an illustrator involved, either joining the project or working as commission, I could literally just diarrhea an infinite amount of children's books. Plus, I'm like fifty poems into an epic poem that would benefit from some illustrations. Not to mention I can grow a following around Portland by participating in all the fantastic poetry readings, writing groups and contests, magazines/newspapers, and juggling in costume on the side of busy intersections like the boss that I am.
And that's just me! There's going to be other fuckers doing their own things by themselves or together supporting the project. Art, jewelry, music, crafts, gardening, programming, baking/cooking, volunteering/advocacy, protesting, performing, orgies, magick, slinging mad dope, spiritual services - you name it I'm sure we could do it! We just got to believe and help each other learn. We'll find a way to synergize our unique talents so we become the centerfold of the cultural mish mash.
Like, that's just the beginning! Who knows what will happen later down the line, but as a whole we're going to try moving towards a bigger production show that will one day be on the likes of streaming services like Netflix or Redtube. Not even the sky's the limit when you've got faith like I do! You just gotta believe and it happens. And bust your ass. Busting your ass around the clock definitely helps make your dreams come true. But, it won't be work if you got a family that loves you for who you really are surrounding you throughout the whole process. Ooh! I'm so excited! I feel like I just did a line of pure LSD off a hooker's ass. Yes I know how drugs work. I've done them at least twice. Shut up mom, I'm trying to be cool in front of my potential ~~victims~~ friends! No, I don't want to clean the bathroom! Gahd! You're ruining the whole ad! I swear I'm going to tie your butthole in a knot, I don't even care if I came out your front butt. Is this enough bullshit to tack onto the end of this post? Yea, I suppose it is. Have a good night folks, and remember to keep it weird!

So I know it sounds weird but it will make sense. Note this is a long one and if this violates anything the mods can take it down. So I (26F) and my BF (25M) have two very close friends. Kyle (27M) and Daisy (24F). For background, Daisy was sexual assaulted and raped by a male family member when she was in her teens. To forget what was happening to her, she then started doing some pretty hardcore drugs. Enough to go make her go missing for a years. And I mean like on the news missing. She has told all three of us this and doesn’t like us to treat her any different. She has talked to me about how she doesn’t want this to define her. Rather she wants to act like it didn’t happen so she can be better for her children. She has gone to therapy and has been sober for 4 years. I understand that it was a traumatic experience but I do as she wishes.
So onto the main part. We had them over at our house last week. We got onto the topic of first porn experience. The boys were joking about redtube and other porn sites. I make a joke about mine as well. I then turn to Daisy. (Wanting to include her in the conversation). And ask her “what was your first porn experience like”. She smiles and starts giggle, and looks like she is about to tell us. When all of a sudden Kyle says, “I don’t think we should talk about that”. All three of us look confused. I try to make Daisy feel better by saying “It can’t be as bad as what I watched. It was a game called tentacle locker”. Once again she smiles and starts giggle. And try’s to say something when Kyle goes “I’m uncomfortable”. The room goes silent. And we are all confused. My BF and Daisy try to help make Kyle feel better, but ultimately he was ready to leave. The boys go to the kitchen really quick and I hug Daisy. I apologized incase I offended her. Thinking this might have brought up her past. She says “Your fine but I don’t see why your apologizing. And I don’t know what happened with him (referring to Kyle).” We shrugged and they leave. Hours later. My BF got his phone blown up by Kyle about how I’m disrespectful and couldn’t believe I would ask Daisy that. I was so confused. My BF says I did nothing wrong and Kyle is just over thinking it. But I feel like I am an asshole. Even those Kyle was the one who started the porn conversation in the first place. So guys am I asshole?
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You know, I was a happy kid. I truly had dreams and some vision for my future. Also I remember actually couple years into primary school I was actually excited to go to school. That changed when the one guy targeted me and started bullying me every chance he got. Me being nerdy I wasn’t popular amongst girls so I’ve never was even close to being intimate with a girl or in a relationship. One day I remember hearing other students talking about pornography.
I also grew up in a cult-like religion which basically told that masturbating and porn issa big yikes, a no-no. I remember when I was like 4 years-old I figured out a way to masturbate, even tho I never knew it was masturbating. I would lay on stomach on the ground and do a back and forward motion until I had an orgasm. It felt really great at that time but I never knew what it was. I remember telling my trusted relative who was also part of the religion about it and she immediately told me I was committing a sin & I should quit. I was still a small kid at that time & doing it made me feel amazing so I never stopped. I just did it more and more. And that started my addiction for masturbation.
The way I first tried to find porn was really cringey ngl. I remember searching from Youtube with keywords like ”sexy girl” or ”sexy video” etc. It was ofc a dead end because Youtube was censored pretty greatly even back in the day. Up to that point also my only way I masturbated was the same back and forward motion -way. Other students at school talked about porn and especially what was in their opinion the best pornsite. That sparked my interest. After that I went to Redtube & Pornhub and oh boy, I was intrigued. That was beginning of the end for me.
At first everything was new so all categories and the quality of the video didn’t matter. I also learned to jerk off for the first time back then. I was like maybe 12. Then years went by and I got bored with all the usual stuff and tried to find more horny stuff that got me hard like shemale, hentai, gay porn, you name it! As I grew older also the quality started to matter: 360p wasn’t good enough had to go for that minimum 720p or even 1080p. Also those 3-minute clips weren’t long enough I wanted to see the full scenes. So I started hunting for better sites & found them easily. I remember one of the first videos I viewed from a site I still watch scenes from & I just checked it was published 95 months ago. So I think I’ve been a daily consumer for almost 8 years now.
When I say a daily consumer I mean the biggest break I’ve had was a couple weeks. I need to watch porn and masturbate at least a once a day. The best I’ve done was like I came 7-8 times during the same day. Sometimes I’ve looked up and have turned on by a porn I’m not proud of. I also had a season where I viewed a buttload of camgirls and spent money on them I didn’t have. The worst part is I spend it to the point where it didn’t feel like anything anymore.
This is to summarize this situation. I am now a 26-year-old male who has never been even close to being intimate with anyone. Porn has drained all my interest to my previous hobbies, made me feel numb, someone who doesn’t see a future for himself. It made me feel empty to the point where I’ve been cutting myself & tried to commit suicide multiple times. The reason I got into therapy was because one failed attempt made me feel extreme pain & I got hospitalized. I still go to therapy but I don’t tell even half of what I truly feel to my psychiatrist. Oddly enough I still have my work, which mostly is psychical & doesn’t require big brain. Because I feel numb I go through most of my days on ”autopilot”. If I see my old friends it always includes alcohol & not deep discussion. Most of my days go by me doing work, watching porn & playing videogames. I really don’t know what to say anymore. I’m grateful you’ve read this far. I just had to get this out there.

There’s shit like breadtube (Voosh can eat shit), why not ~~redtube~~ I mean… idk, “lefttube”? I’m not good at naming shit. I’m a programmer, I can’t even name variables. Also I’m drunk.
I’m just saying. It would be cool to have a sub dedicated to educational, meme, whatever video content related to Marxism, communism, and so on.
I find myself hopelessly scouring Youtube and Reddit and Tiktok for videos. It would be cool to be able to collectively to share some of the videos we’ve got. I know I have quite a few.

Good Morning!
Probably not as exciting as the title suggests but I’m curious what the community thinks.
Throwaway account for very obvious reasons.
I’m a male in my early 30s, live in the western United States and am very close to Fat-Firing. Think tech bro. I’m about as boring and normal as it gets, single but with a pretty active and regular dating life and have a decent set of hobbies and interests. Never had any social issues or getting girls, you probably work with a dude like me so hoping I don’t give off incel vibes, no hate here.
My vice, fantasy or kink if you will is to have an attractive female, dressed either very suggestively or mostly naked lounge around the house. Cook a meal, lounge around the couch, take a shower, play a video game whatever. Ever see Spartacus the HBO ( I think ) series? Sorta like the owner of the training pits had pretty women just serving them drinks and wondering around.
I don’t want to have sex with her, outside of a handshake or hug I doubt I’d ever need to touch her and the entirety of the transaction and occurrence would be at her discretion.
I’d pay, of course, very well. Happy to provide receipts and I think a contract that explicitly outlines there is to be no sexual contact. To be blunt I’m not paying for sex, nor have I ever, I don’t want to touch myself or expose myself, I’d probably just be hanging out around the house doing errands as well.
I used to think this might be odd but then I spent exactly 30 secs on kink Reddit and 30 more secs on Redtube, there’s a joke in there, and I realized that this is fairly benign compared to some of the stuff people do to each other.
Any thoughts, advice, complications or legal considerations you can think of I need to plan for? I know finding interested parties will probably be the most complicated part.
Thanks for the help!

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