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Almost Complete list of Baby registry boxes March/April 2024

2024.05.13 22:51 disusedyeti78 Almost Complete list of Baby registry boxes March/April 2024

If you're interested in baby registry boxes but don't know which one to try or how to even sign up for them I have some info for you here! I got boxes/bags from Target, Walmart, Amazon, Hey Milestone, Babylist, and Similac and I'm still waiting for a box from Enfamil. I'm not an influencer or someone paid by these companies I just really like surprise boxes of stuff. I have pictures but I don't know how to add them. Anyway onto the lists.
Target:
How to get: This appears to have changed recently. According to target.com you join the Target Circle rewards, create a baby registry, add 10 items, and spend $10 from registry (either yourself of someone else). You have to pick up the bag in store with a barcode they give to you and it can be somewhat difficult to get since supplies are limited. When I did this in March all I had to do was create a registry and then go to the store to pick up the bag.
Items:
1 Philips Avent Natural Bottle
1 Dr Browns Anti-Colic Bottle
3 pack sample of Huggies Special Delivery Diapers
2 pack sample of Millie Moon Diapers
16 count sample of Huggies Natural Care wipes
10 count sample of Honest plant based wipes
10 count sample of Water Wipes
2 count sample of Lansinho breastmilk storage bags
2 count sample of Lansinho disposable nursing pads
1 count sample if Boogie Wipes
1 sample of Dreft scent booster for laundry
1 sample of Palmers stretch mark lotion
1 sample of Dapple bottle and dish soap
1 sample of Pedialyte
1 sample of Auqaphor baby ointment
1 sample bottle of Aveno baby wash and shampoo
1 sample tube of Triple Paste diaper rash cream
All coupons are through Target Circle rewards
Walmart:
How to Get: Sign up for a registry at Walmart. Click this link https://walmart.cesampling.com/babybox/soldout and fill out the form and it would be shipped to you for free. Unfortunately these boxes have been sold out since last year but maybe they will restock. I only got one because my OB’s office gave it to me at my first appointment. You’re not missing much by not getting one.
Items:
1 Dr Browns Anti-Colic Bottle
3 pack sample of Huggies Special Delivery Diapers
16 count sample pack of Huggies Natural Care Wipes
1 sample of Arm & Hammer baby laundry detergent
1 sample bottle of Johnson’s head to toe wash and shampoo
1 sample bottle of Aveno baby wash and shampoo
1 pack of milestone month cards
Insert cards (not coupons) for Gerber, WaterWipes, Liquid IV, Aquaphor, and Arm & Hammer
Amazon:
How to Get: Have an Amazon prime account. Create a baby registry. Add 10 items to your baby registry. Purchase $10 worth of items from registry (either yourself or someone else). Wait for the items to ship and then add the baby welcome box to your shopping cart. There should be a $35 coupon applied when you go to checkout.
1 Newborn Swaddle size 36in x 36in
1 Amazon Essentials 3-6 month onesie
1 Mam Anti-Colic Bottle and Pacifier set
1 Bessie's Best lactation cookie
2 count sample of Lansinho breastmilk storage bags
2 count sample of Lansinho disposable nursing pads
1 sample of Aquaphor baby ointment
1 sample of Palmers skin therapy oil
1 sample of Palmers stretch mark lotion
50% off coupon for Shutterfly
10% off coupon for Amazon Essentials (items must be from a list compiled by Amazon)
$20 off coupon for Tylenol Smart check digital ear scope
$200 off Factor meal delivery service
Inserts (not coupons) for Palmers, Aquaphor, Baby Breeza, Mam bottles/pacifers
A card booklet with ideas for the registry
Hey Milestone:
How to Get: Hey Milestone is not a registry. They make three different baby boxes you can choose from and you just pay shipping. If you’re considering multiple boxes it’s best to get them all at once because the shipping will be cheaper. Shipping for one was $12.99. I only got one, the pregnancy box, so I can't tell you what you may expect from the other two. Check them out here: https://www.heymilestone.com/
Items:
1 full size Boudreaux’s Butt Paste butt barrier
1 Herobility 5 oz bottle
1 sample pack of Bamba peanut butter puffs
1 Kudos diaper with 10% off coupon
1 Dr Browns pacifier
1 Nanobebe hospital go-bag kit (includes pacifier, 2 breastmilk bags, 2 nursing pads, 20% off coupon)
2 count sample of Lansinho breastmilk storage bags
2 count sample of Lansinho disposable nursing pads
1 Preggie Pop
1 Bessie’s Best lactation cookie
10 count sample pack of Zahler prenatal vitamins
1 sample of Bella B nipple butter
1 sample of Bella B cradle cap be gone shampoo
1 sample tube of Eucerin baby sunscreen
1 count sample of Jack n Jill baby gum and tooth wipes
1 nail file with info for Mother’s Milk Bank
10% off coupon for Boudreaux’s Butt Paste butt barrier from Amazon
$130 off good chop meat delivery
16 free meals from Hello Fresh
$1 off Bamba snacks
1 insert for Forsite 350 genetic testing
Babylist:
How to Get: This one is by far the most involved process. Create a registry on Babylist. Enter in your baby’s due date, you address, and first and last name. Add three items from the Babylist shop. Add three items from other stores (you can do this by putting a plug-in from the website on Chrome or Firefox. More detailed instructions on the website). Complete 40% of your registry checklist (you can do this by just checking items off yourself). Spend $30 from your registry at the babylist store (either yourself of someone else). The $30 must be spent on items from the babylist store! Once these things are done you can pay $8.95 for shipping or you can chose simple shipping and it’s free.
Items:
1 Herobility 5oz bottle
1 Philips Avent Natural bottle
1 Monica and Andy baby hat
1 Small Story 0-3 month onesie and 20% off coupon
1 Parker bib with 15% off coupon and a chance to win $200 giveaway
1 Nanobebe first pacifier
2 pack sample of Kudos diapers with 10% off coupon
2 pack sample of Healthy Baby diapers
2 pack sample of Parasol diapers
10 count sample of Honest plant based wipes
10 count sample of Water Wipes
10 count pack of motif medical breastmilk bags and 15% off coupon
1 sample tube of Noodle & Boo body wash and shampoo
1 sample tube of Noodle and Boo lotion
1 Bessie’s Best lactation cookie
2 count sample of Lansinho breastmilk storage bags
2 count sample of Lansinho disposable nursing pads
1 sample of Wellements probiotic and $15 off coupon
1 sample tube of Aquaphor baby ointment
1 sample of Desitin
1 sample of Palmers skin therapy oil
1 sample of Palmers stretch mark lotion
1 sample of Bird&Be vitamins and 15% off coupon
1 sample bottle of Vivi & Bloom body wash and shampoo
2 samples of Triple Paste diaper rash ointment and $2 off coupon
Coupon for a free onesie from Oso and Me ($32 value)
Coupon for free 8x8 photo book from Shutterfly
Coupon for a free will from Trust & Will
Coupon for free Swaddle from Little Unicorn
1 insert for babylist health for information on free breast pumps
Similac:
How to Get: Sign up to my Similac rewards at https://www.similac.com/rewards.html . It’s completely free. I do recommend using an email you rarely use though and don't put in your phone number.
Items:
1 7 oz can of Similac 360 Total Care formula
1 7 oz can of Similac 360 Total Care Sensitive formula
1 sample of Pedialyte
1 free 8x8 photo book from Shutterfly
Coupon for 1 free session at JC Penny portraits and 1 free 8 x 10 print
Coupons for $50 off Similac formula (They will send more in the mail once you use these)
16 free meals from Hello Fresh
Coupon for 50% off Shutterly
Coupon for $20 off Lovevery play kits
Coupon for $3 off Pedialyte
A collection of 12 gift cards to places I’ve never heard of ranging from $60-$30
Enfamil:
How to get:
Sign up for Enfamil Beginnings at https://www.enfamil.com/baby-formula-coupons-samples/ . It’s completely free. I do recommend using an email you rarely use and don’t put in your phone number. I’m still waiting on my Wonder Box to come. They tend to ship close to your due date so I may get it soon.
Overall thoughts: I enjoyed the fun of going through the boxes to see what I got. The Walmart one is no great loss to anyone not able to get one. I was disappointed with the Amazon one because I expected it to be a bit better based on what others had gotten. Plus I didn’t get the Dude Wipes people were getting and I was looking forward to them lol. The Babylist box was the best of the bunch, which is good considering the hoops you have to jump through to get it. Hey Milestone was great for the butt paste and bottle alone. I was also really pleased with the Target bag. These are just the things I got and each box/bag may be different.
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2024.05.10 14:16 MeatJordan Where CAN I protest this?

Ok, before you start reading below, I want you to visit this and read the whole article to better understand my situation: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/guelph-parents-angry-after-topless-girl-8-told-to-cover-up-1.3124762
I got banned from Lemmy social site servers for "CSAM" all because of this: the Napalm Girl pic and another thing I saw on Inside Edition's channel in addition to some nude statues - literally artwork of naked people - all because I was trying to protest ~the inconsistencies of censorship towards the female human~ - regardless of their race AND age!
Let me be clear on one thing: I didn't post any "CSAM" on the Lemmy servers! I'm protesting something that I feel is unfair towards the female human.
Please ~actually watch these before jumping to conclusions~ so you can actually understand what I’m really protesting!
Women Who Were Told Their Outfits Were ‘Too Revealing’
Mom Says She Was Kicked Out of Gym For Revealing Tank Top: I Felt Humiliated
Cops Dragged Woman Off Beach After Complaint About Her Bikini
It’s one thing to say a female’s outfit or body is “too revealing”,
Teens React After Yearbook Photos Are ‘Modesty Edited’
it’s two things to photoshop out a female’s cleavage to make her look “modest” for a yearbook or a portrait!
9-Year-Old Saves Family From House Fire (you'll have to find this on YouTube)
But censoring a topless preteen female who thought up an ingenious strategy to stay cool like her friends in the same stuffy room while at the same time not caring who’s around her? THAT’S REALLY CROSSING THE LINE!
It's all thanks to some videos from Inside Edition's YouTube Channel.All these videos Inside Edition posted are developing a question in my mind that's getting the better of me: why so much hate on the female human - even as children? Like, why do they censor the little girl's chest? Can't anybody learn to appreciate the appearance of the female body? Just like those parents of their own 8 year old daughter, I too am genuinely outraged by this type of treatment towards the female human!
And what's the big deal with nipples? I'm just trying to ensure everyone is treated equally regardless of race, and gender... AND age (after what I just witnessed). And if no one's gonna speak up about this, I might as well step up to the plate. After all, somebody's got to do it!
That little girl in the final video made two non-verbal messages clear: one: if a boy can do it, then so can a girl! And two: no one is too young for anything! As long as you have the knowledge capacity and I.Q level to do it properly and safely, you'll be fine. I was able to refuel my dad's car and cook my own dinner when I was 6 and without setting anything ablaze by accident.
However, when I try to illustrate with that video, even though Inside Edition is an official news channel, the responses I get back are rather bitter! They remove my post or ban me from the sites I post on for "promoting nudity involving a minor"!
~WHERE~
~CAN~
~I~
~ASK~
~OR~
~SHARE~
~THIS~
~SUBJECT?!~
Due to my autism, I only know basic English. So I need to illustrate to get most of my messages through. I thought hard, I tried, and low and behold, they were removed hours later mainly because they "didn't fit the subject of the forum". Even though my multi-subject based thread does have some material relating to this forum's topic. These sites and mods are all really stretching my problem solving skills beyond the breaking point for this one. I'm merely protesting with these pictures and videos as illustration. I'm not that good with words, so I need pictures to get half my messages across as noted above.
Many subreddits or forum sites don’t accept URLs, pictures, specific website URLs, or even a combination! Thereby hindering my ability to fully explain what I’m witnessing! In this case, the sentences “It’s one thing to say a girl’s outfit is ‘too revealing’, it’s two things to photoshop out a girl’s cleavage to make her look ‘modest’ for a yearbook.” actually corresponded to several videos I beared witness to on Inside Edition’s YouTube channel.
I actually tried to post that URL with that blurred 9yo girl in a subreddit in the past and you won’t believe this: I actually lost my reddit account for 2 days for “promoting nudity involving a minor”! Other sites like the adult video forums who accept uncensored nudity-based images I mentioned just delete my thread! Another site I recall banned me for 1 year for “spam” - even though I only made this protest post twice (after they removed it once).
So that meant I had to approach this from a different angle: after that experience, I got a little paranoid from using that said video URL to illustrate. So I tried explaining this protest without the URLs - and this is in conjunction with certain sites restricting my ability to post images, URLs, certain site URLs, or a combination. It seemed to end up making things worse! Because without the visual evidence, it makes it much harder to fully explain what I’m witnessing.
So without the URLs included - that visual illustration, on the sites I tried along with Lemmy World, it actually made things worse! That’s what lead Lemmy.World mods to ban me for life for “CSAM” or made other people think I watched child porn when I clearly didn’t. The lack of visual evidence (due to my past reddit experience combined with the site’s posting restrictions) is what lead to this “pedophile” confusion. So please help me talk some sense into the Lemmings world, Lemmy.ml, and Lemmy.world mods that this was all a major misunderstanding and Lemmy is pretty much the only reddit alternative out here where I can try asking another question. My attempt to appeal has failed on 3 sites - even after I tried notifying the mods on the third Lemmy server site before making the post, so I need your help now!
I felt after Inside Edition uploaded that blurred 9yo girl video… I thought to myself “That’s the last straw!” Someone needs to protest these absurd censorship laws that they apply to the female human!
Why can males show most of their body but females can’t? - In most cases that is? Whatever happened to "Free The Nipple"?
Children should have the same… rights to do things as any adult! It’s about possessing the knowledge capacity and I.Q level to safely execute this action. E.G, on those “Family Day” episodes of The Price is Right and Let’s Make a Deal; those kids made smart choices when picking the correct numbers to items to win a prize.
I’m not joking around here! This type of treatment towards the female human needs to stop - this includes race and age. - It’s like racist people, but in age form.
Does it look like I’m laughing for fun? Of course not! Since no one else is protesting this, and YouTube has a flawed comment moderating system hindering my ability to post on even random videos (I.E, "ghosting"), I have to take more drastic measures to protest by stepping up to the plate and shouting out “Can’t we all be equal in terms of a huge variety of traits?” Yeah, the last thing I need is a vein-bleeding broken-record robot impeding or hindering my ability to seek answers to a question!
We need to learn to appreciate or accept how the female body appears regardless of race and age!
Stop trying to blame it all on me! None of the stuff in the vids posted, is that. If it was, Inside Edition would be the guilty party, and Youtube for not having already deleted them. If it doesn’t violate Youtube’s TOS, it should be fine to post anywhere. If there was even a hint of impropriety to it, at the minimum the vid would have been age restricted.
No one would answer! Not even Inside Edition themselves were willing to offer an answer when I even found their email address, the sites dedicated to helping those in mental, suicidal, or emotional distress (those forum sites even PERMA-banned me for "spam" - that's right, SPAM! (Even though there was absolutely no mention of a permanent ban or rule about "spam" in their forum guidelines!) Is that the definition of "spam" when I make a bad thread only once?! And when I try to appeal the ban, the same message "please contact the administrator if it was done in error" is blocking my ability to click the contact button! Or sometimes it's a blank white page with that message in the top left corner of the window! - Which adds more insult to injury, because I can't click anything as all the buttons have disappeared! That means I can't log out of that site either!), OR the adult video forums that support uncensored nudity images would accept that video link URL let alone the entire topic itself! So I really am at a loss for thoughts and words on what I just experienced! Heck, I even tried the professional therapists of talkingforchange.ca But even they too were too reluctant to talk as they claim my post regarding the censorship of women is not for their platform and they disconnected the chat 2 seconds after their last reply to me. And I highly doubt that ANY site will allow me to illustrate with a picture of the Napalm Girl (Phan Thi Kim Phuc) when she was 9, certain pictures of Pampers diaper boxes (why do you think they (Pampers, Huggies, etc.) even allow a pic of a topless little boy or girl to be plastered on a diaper box we see in grocery stores/supermarkets everyday?), Leela when she was an infant in the episode Leela's Homeworld, or even Belgium's famous kids: Manneken Pis/Jeanneke Pis. Do you think she along with other nude statues around the world are trying to promote pedos?
That, combined with YouTube having a flawed comment moderating system hindering my ability to post comments on certain-to-random videos (I.E, "ghosting"), I'm forced to take more drastic measures to get my messages across. All this combined, ~I'VE NEVER FELT SO SHUNNED FROM THE INTERNET IN ALL MY LIFE!~
But here's a strange catch: sometimes on some sites, Napalm Girl is censored, other sites she isn't. So I felt that I need to protest this. It seems everyone is too chicken to even start this subject! Don't these numbskulls know not to judge a book by it's cover?! This is where I ask myself "NOW WHAT?!". This can't be one of those "exceptional" cases where they say "suicide never solves anything" doesn't apply to these types of situations. In other words, all hope for resolving these types of situations really is lost. I really do feel left in the dark on both the subject of sound effects and nudity!
Once more, I'm not being a ped, I'm protesting all these absurd censorship rules and regulations that revolve around the female human - regardless of race and age - after what Inside Edition posted. Watch the videos I found again for clarification. In other words, ~the inconsistencies of female human censorship~.
Can you really - you know, hurl insults at Inside Edition or blast them for what they did? It was their idea to publicly publish the footage. Just like how that one photographer made the choice to publicly publish footage of the Napalm Girl when she was 9 and completely nude. Therefore, it should be ok to share this footage anywhere.
But some areas censored Napalm Girl's nipples, but others did not - excluding her groin. Then there's the diaper boxes I found in any supermarket. And finally... Surprise surprise: typical women being scolded by other people for wearing something "inappropriate" or "showing too much of their body". I look around and since no one else is protesting about this, I might as well do it! After all, someone's gotta step up to the plate to hit that ball! I will not sit idling by the sidelines and continue to watch the female human get treated/censored like this! I will stand up, step up, and speak out towards these absurd reactions, rules, and regulations that revolve around the appearance and censorship of the female body!
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2024.05.08 00:50 Passionfruit4Life FTM - Registry Must Have's/Don't Needs 2024

Reddit was insanely helpful to me as I constructed my registry as a FTM, and I wanted to pay it forward and create a detailed post as a now FTM to a 4 week old of what I think are must have's, don't needs, and what I purchased after my daughter was born. When I did my searching, a lot of what I found was quite frankly some obvious stuff like a crib, diapers, etc., so I wanted to take the time to list some more "obscure" stuff along with details around certain items I would have found helpful.
Places I registered at:
Amazon - loved it. Super easy to use, and pretty much everyone knows how to use it and/or has Amazon Prime these days. The welcome box was great, and the returns are super easy. I did not have any isssues with counterfeit products, but I also did not register for many big ticket nursery items such as a crib, etc.
Babylist - I only created a registry here to register for their sampler boxes. I CANNOT recommend these enough. The Bottle Box, Swaddle Box, Diaper Box, and Pacifier Box. We got to try all different kinds of the above items and ultimately ordered more of the kinds she ended up liking! The con to Babylist is that a lot of people find it not user friendly, and the buyer has to actually manually mark items as purchased and they often forget to do so and it's very annoying.
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2024.05.03 01:52 fnuuymaybe What I think KinitoPET will be in the future

KinitoPET will turn into the next Huggy Wuggy. I mean.. - both games are made by the same type of developer (indie) - kids love it (8yo brother loves him) - plushies already exist of Kinito - both are horror "But this is just a coincidence!" Really? Look at the pictures. I saw this walking down the street. Ironically, this was next to a Chinese shop, where the Chinese Huggy Wuggies were usually sold. (Here in Bosnia, Chinese shops are like walk-in Aliexpresses)
This could just be a coincidence - the chalk drawing might be just a kids imagination. But just in case, save this post
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2024.04.27 21:29 fluffykitty42069 Merge and the Meowy munstah

Marge was so excited, her carrier could barely contain her.
Mummeh was moving in with Daddeh today! Which meant she was getting a new housie, a new safe room, and a new friend, Mittens! And she was going to be a Mama soon! So much new!
She felt the car stop.
“Are you ready to meet Mittens?” Mummeh asked as she picked up the carrier.
“Yes! Fluffs’ going to have so much fun, we'll watch teebee, and play huggy tag!” Marge fluffed up her blue mane as she spoke. Had to be pretty for a new friend!
The carrier door opened. Marge bounced out, then froze.
A big black monster with bright green eyes stared at her. It walked up to her and rubbed it's head against her.
If Marge wasn't already empty, she would have made scaredy poopies.
“What do you think of mittens, Marge?”
“A- AM MUNSTAH!” Marge screamed and tried to climb Mummeh's leg.
“Oh, Marge. It's a kitty,” Mummeh said.
“Meowy munstah…”
Mummeh and Daddeh talked to each other for a bit before taking Marge to her safe room.
It was bigger than her old safe room, and best of all-
“It am yellow!” Marge cheered.
It was painted a butter yellow, like Marge. It had all her stuff set up nicely. It was perfect except for one thing.
“Meow!” Mittens stuck her paw under the door.
Marge cowered in her bed in the corner.
“Marge, she can't get in here,” Mummeh said.
“We can leave the door shut,” Daddeh offered.
“Otay…” Marge whimpered.
Over them next week, Marge tried to distract herself from Mittens. She had babehs to prepare for! Marge built a nest in her bed, carefully arranging her blankets. She got her safe room arranged so nothing would hurt her foals.
Mittens searching black paw be damned.
One night Marge felt weird. She kinda felt like she had to poop, and poopies went in the litter box.
“Biggest poopies!” Marge yelled.
Mummeh ran in and turned the light on.
About an hour later, Marge had four healthy foals. Mummeh helped her move them to her nest. Marge was exhausted and after cleaning all her babehs she fell asleep.
For the next three days Marge only left her foals to use the litter box. Mummeh was a bit concerned.
“Marge, you need to eat!”
“But, babehs need Mama!” Marge argued.
Mummeh grumbled as she walked away.
Soon a familiar smell came from the kitchen. Marge felt her tummy rumble. No, it couldn't be. Mummeh opened the door.
“Marge, do you want-”
“Sketties!” Marge charged out the door. Mummeh laughed and followed after her.
Marge was so hungry she ate three big bowls of spaghetti. As she got ready to go back to her room Mummeh picked her up.
“Uppies? Why?”
“Bath time!” Mummeh said cheerfully as she carried Marge kicking and screaming to the bathroom.
One bath and an apology movie later Marge went back to her room.
She froze.
The door was left open.
Marge swallowed hard and quietly slipped in. There was a pile of black fuzz in her bed, but she also heard her foals peeping, and a weird meowing sound.
She cautiously approached, then gasped.
The pastel fluffy foals were nestled in the dark fluff along with three gray kittens. Mittens diligently cleaned one of the foals as Marge approached.
“Meowy munstah no eat babehs?” Marge asked.
Mittens chirped in response. One of the foals let go of Mittens, a bit of milk leaking from it's mouth.
“Mittens give Marge's babehs milkies?” Marge checked her babehs. They were all full and clean.
Marge settled on the edge of her bed. One of the kittens crawled over to her. It wasn't as pretty as her babehs, but mittens did share her milk…
Sarah snapped a picture of Marge and Mittens. The black maine coon had apparently decided that Marge's safe room was the perfect place for her three kittens.
All nine creatures were snuggled into Marge's bed. Letting the babies nurse from either mama as they cleaned them.
“Mittens got into Marge's foals,” Sarah texted Dan, her boyfriend.
“Oh no! Is everyone okay?” Dan asked.
Sarah sent the picture.
“Thanks for the heart attack.” Dan answered with a heart emoji.
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2024.04.27 20:25 Junganon I'm looking for a specific toy/teddy

I have no pictures, only a very poor description. The toy/teddy was from 2012 and I have no idea where it came from. My (then) one year old daughter was terrified of it, so we threw it away but it has since become a bit of a meme in our house.
It was about 6inchs, it was made of felt, it was blue and head red lips, it looked a bit like that huggy wuggy thing but it wasn't a horror toy, it was a genuine kids toy. You would press a button on it and it would begin to sing the following song in a strange pitch. The interesting thing is that it wasn't a single button press. You would need to keep pressing the button for it to finish the song, you could also hold the button and the toy would hold the note. Its lips moved with the button mashing also.
The song "I love you, I love you, I love sitting beside your side"
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2024.04.21 23:19 passports_parakeets Dimmy and Dummy are No-Shows at Stevie Kate’s School, and Dummy Reveals He was Spanked as a Kid because his Parents are Cruel - The Dirtles’ Week in Review

Monday
Sunday Londy had her baby blessing at church. Jen refused to post group pictures with Kimmy’s parents included, but she did include evidence of a “God wink” blinding London as if she were an eclipse viewer without protective eyewear. Back at home, Suffo Kate lunged atop London to give her a “huggy.”
Today we learned from an insider that Stevie Kate had an event at school, but her parents didn’t bother showing up.
Sad Faced Kate: ☹️ I guess mommy and daddy best friends aren’t going to make it today? Teacher 1: It’s okay, Stevie Kate. I bet they had something critical they couldn’t miss at work. Sad Faced Kate: 🥺 They don’t work. Teacher 2: Maybe there was an emergency. Let’s ask Harry’s mom who’s here. Meagan, did you say you’re neighbors with the Houghtons? Is everything ok? Meagan: Checks Instagram. Yep! Kimmy is currently advertising Jovi patches and Steven is playing Jenga with his stack of laptops to procrastinate filing his taxes. Oh! A new reel just dropped on Instagram. Check out Kimmy making faces and pretending to have a double chin. Everything’s fine! Teacher: 🤯
Forgotten Kate: Mommy, I’m home. I missed you at school today. 😢 Dimmy: Who cares. Now change into your fancy white dress. It’s time to clock in to your full-time job and take photos for Instagram. Stevie Fatigue-ie: Again? We just did that yesterday on my “day off.” Dimmy: Yep, now shut up and cradle my new favorite daughter lovingly! Stevie Kate sweetly performs as directed for takes 1 through 238 but by 239 she is done. Dimmy: Snuggle London on the pillow! So Done Kate: Pats opposite side of the pillow. Put her over here. Far away. Dimmy: Behave or I’ll stick a giant wall bow above YOUR crib. It will strangle you in your sleep tonight. Obedient Kate: Bows. Yes, my queen.
Tuesday
Snap-Happy Kate had a blast today taking cute little black and white printed photos of her parents and grandparents with her new little camera she got for her birthday. The photos were so cute she was moved to tears by how much she loved them.
Stevie Carb is already looking out for her baby sister and trying to protect her from the disordered eating she will be subjected to for the rest of her life. She gave her part of her baguette for their morning walk to “snack on” in her stroller and made sure she tucked her in for a nap with sugary sweet dream wishes. Stevie Carb: London, have sweet dreams about donuts and I will have sweet dreams about donuts too, and good night! Londonut: 💭🍩
Jen was furious when she saw the pro-carb content and sweet shill-free moments shared with Normal Grandma and Grandpa on Dimmy’s stories, and sent her drudge Diana to pick up Stevie Kate immediately.
Jen: I’m going to bake monk fruit muffins with Sugar-Free Kate today to annoy the shit out of you guys again with all the shitty no-carb ingredient substitutions and filthy floor baking. Stay tuned to see how awful they turn out just like everything else I make! Don’t forget to use sugar-free chocolate chips, coconut flour, almond flour, HLTH code, and monk fruit to suck the absolute joy out of your life! Jen: Oh my goodness you guys, as if you weren’t annoyed enough with me already, it turns out flourless floor baking was all for the shill! Got you again! I sent photos of me baking with Stevie Kate to my Skylight frame. Look at us holding the bags of HLTH code front and center for the photos. Use my code FILTHYRICH for 20% off your next order!
Dimmy: It has been awhile - I think since our babymoon - since we’ve had a code for the world’s best backpack! Really? It seems like yesterday. Dimmy: Steven got it for China and has used it every day since. Dummy: I have a $1000 leather briefcase and I also have a $300 sleek slim backpack and I don’t use either of those superior rich people bags because I get paid to wear this shitty beige brick! I use it every single day to store brittle broom hair stuff, my passports, semaglutide prescriptions, my mountains of cash, no diapers, and 4-5 laptops.
Wednesday
Jen: Steven, will you help me answer questions for my fucked-up parenting Q&A? Dummy: I’m busy working. Jen: On what? Dummy: Laptop number 3 of 5. Jen: If you help me, I’ll give you $100 to spend at In n Out for a sibling date with Sam. You can buy all the burgers, fries and shakes your cold little heart desires. Dummy: Deal. Jen: Great. The question from the poors is: Did the head Houghtons spank their children when they were younger? Dummy: Yes. Jen: 😱 You were supposed to say no!! Dummy: I have a vivid memory of being spanked bare bottom in front of Home Depot in the parking lot. Jen: What did you do? Dummy: Well I found a carb crumb on the ground. It was from a discarded McDonald’s cheeseburger bun and I wrested it from the beak of a bird and shoved it in my mouth, I was so ravenous. I think I got spanked like four times. Jen: 😱 Wow I can’t believe you fucking outed me. But- spanking didn’t ruin you. Dummy: 😒 Of course it fucking ruined me. LOOK AT ME. I’m sitting here in a baseball cap baby bonnet working for Mommy because I can’t hold a real job, scamming poor people out of money while the zeros in your bank account continue to grow. There are worse things than spanking you can do to your kids as a parent though. Like murder. Jen: So you’re improving on mine and Steve’s parenting by not spanking your kids? Dummy: I don’t know if you could call it improving. I didn’t spank my child’s bare butt, but I did upload a picture of it to Instagram for a bunch of sickos to download and put on the dark web. Dummy: You guys moved on to pinching, with Tanner. That’s pretty twisted too, but you only beat Tiffany and I black and blue and that’s one of many reasons why we are the most fucked-up of all the kids. Jen: OK Steven, you’re fired from answering more parenting questions on Instagram. And you don’t get $100 to go out with Sam after all. Steve!! Get in here with your wood paddle!
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2024.04.20 23:29 SanderSo47 Directors at the Box Office: Todd Phillips

Directors at the Box Office: Todd Phillips
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Here's a new edition of "Directors at the Box Office", which seeks to explore the directors' trajectory at the box office and analyze their hits and bombs. I already talked about a few, and as I promised, it's Todd Phillips' turn.
Phillips attended New York University Film School, but dropped out because he could not afford to complete his first film and pay tuition simultaneously. Around that time, he worked at Kim's Video and Music. He appeared as one of the drivers in the first season of the HBO hidden camera docu-series Taxicab Confessions. He made a great impression when he made a documentary film, Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies, which received a limited release despite being a student film. While at Sundance, Phillips met Ivan Reitman, who introduced him to the film industry.
From a box office perspective, how reliable was he to deliver a box office hit?
That's the point of this post. To analyze his career.

Road Trip (2000)

"The greatest college tradition of all."
His directorial debut. The film stars Breckin Meyer, Seann William Scott, Paulo Costanzo, Amy Smart, Rachel Blanchard, Fred Ward, DJ Qualls and Tom Green, and follows four college friends who embark on an 1,800-mile road trip to retrieve an illicit tape mistakenly mailed to a girlfriend.
The film received mixed reviews from critics, but it was a box office success, earning $119 million worldwide. It cemented Phillips as a reliable comedy director. After strong DVD sales, a direct sequel was purposed but mainly failed when producers could not come up with anything "that would not easily become an American Pie." Some of the purposed creative ideas would move on to become Eurotrip.
  • Budget: $16,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $68,540,777.
  • Worldwide gross: $119,754,278.

Old School (2003)

"All the fun of college. None of the education."
His second film. The film stars Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell and Jeremy Piven, and follows three depressed men in their thirties who seek to relive their college days by starting a fraternity, and the tribulations they encounter in doing so.
One of Phillips' documentaries, Frat House, involved fraternities. Ivan Reitman, who had produced Animal House, saw the documentary and wanted to collaborate with Phillips to revive the frat comedy film genre. The success of Road Trip prompted Phillips and co-writer Scot Armstrong to pitch Reitman on a fraternity-themed film centered around adult men instead of the usual college-aged kids. Said Armstrong, "There's a weird brotherhood that happens when you're in college were you're kind of finding yourself, and it was funny to think of old people doing it."
Like Road Trip, it received mixed reviews. And just like that film, it was also a box office success. Phillips was unstoppable.
  • Budget: $24,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $75,585,093.
  • Worldwide gross: $87,135,520.

Starsky & Hutch (2004)

"They're the man."
His third film. Based on the 1970s TV series, it stars Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Juliette Lewis and Snoop Dogg. It follows two streetwise undercover cops, David Starsky and Ken "Hutch" Hutchinson, in the fictional city of Bay City, California in 1975 who bust drug criminals with the help of underworld boss Huggy Bear.
It received a generally favorable response, with Stiller and Wilson receiving praise for their chemistry. Phillips found another hit as it passed $170 million worldwide, becoming his highest grossing film.
  • Budget: $60,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $88,237,754.
  • Worldwide gross: $170,268,750.

School for Scoundrels (2006)

"Too nice? Too honest? Too you? Help is on the way."
His fourth film. A remake of the 1960 film, it stars Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Heder, Jacinda Barrett, Luis Guzmán, David Cross, Horatio Sanz, Sarah Silverman and Michael Clarke Duncan. It follows a young man who joins a class to increase his self-confidence to win over the girl he is smitten with, but the situation becomes complicated when his teacher has the same agenda.
The film received negative reviews from critics, unfavorably comparing it to the original. It was also a box office bomb, failing to hit its production budget. To this day, it's his lowest grossing film.
  • Budget: $35,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $17,807,569.
  • Worldwide gross: $24,470,583.

The Hangover (2009)

"Some guys just can't handle Las Vegas."
His fifth film. The film stars Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Heather Graham, Justin Bartha, Ken Jeong, and Jeffrey Tambor. It tells the story of Phil Wenneck, Stu Price, Alan Garner, and Doug Billings, who travel to Las Vegas for a bachelor party to celebrate Doug's impending marriage. However, Phil, Stu, and Alan wake up with Doug missing and no memory of the previous night's events, and must find the groom before the wedding can take place.
The plot was inspired by a real event that happened to Tripp Vinson, a producer and friend of executive producer Chris Bender. Vinson had gone missing from his own Las Vegas bachelor party, blacking out and waking up "in a strip club being threatened with a very, very large bill I was supposed to pay". Jon Lucas and Scott Moore sold a script in which three friends would lose the groom and try to find him. It was rewritten by Phillips, who added additional elements such as Mike Tyson and his tiger, the baby, and the police cruiser.
Stu's missing tooth was not created with prosthetics or visual effects, but is naturally occurring: Helms never had an adult incisor grow, and got a dental implant as a teenager, which was removed for filming. For the scene where Chow jumps naked over Phil, that wasn't on the script and was improvised with Phillips' blessing (he also had to ask his wife to appear naked).
The film surpassed the wildest expectations at the box office. It opened with $44 million in its first weekend, and didn't drop higher than 37% until its 20th weekend. The film closed with a colossal $277.3 million domestically, passing Beverly Hills Cop as the highest grossing R-rated comedy (unadjusted). Worldwide, it made $469 million worldwide, becoming 2009's tenth highest grossing film. It received a favorable response, and it even won the Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy. Phillips bounced back and was stronger than ever.
  • Budget: $35,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $277,339,746.
  • Worldwide gross: $469,328,922.

Due Date (2010)

"Leave your comfort zone."
His sixth film. It stars Robert Downey Jr., Zach Galifianakis, Michelle Monaghan, Juliette Lewis, and Jamie Foxx. The film follows a man who must get across the country to Los Angeles in time for the birth of his child and is forced to road-trip with an aspiring actor.
Despite mixed reviews, the audience was very interested in Phillips' follow-up to The Hangover and seeing Iron Man in a raunchy comedy. It earned $211 million worldwide, marking another success for Phillips.
  • Budget: $65,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $100,539,043.
  • Worldwide gross: $211,780,824.

The Hangover Part II (2011)

"The wolfpack is back."
His seventh film. The sequel to The Hangover, it stars Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Ken Jeong, Jeffrey Tambor, Justin Bartha, and Paul Giamatti. It tells the story of Phil, Stu, Alan, and Doug, as they travel to Thailand. After the bachelor party in Las Vegas, Stu takes no chances and opts for a safe, subdued pre-wedding brunch. Things do not go as planned, resulting in another bad hangover with no memories of the previous night.
Two months before the original opened, WB commissioned Phillips to develop a sequel after the very positive test screenings. The writers, Jon Lucas and Scott Moore, chose not to return as they felt their story was over. So Phillips co-wrote the script with Craig Mazin and Scot Armstrong. They decided to follow the same structure as the original. Mel Gibson was announced to cameo as a Bangkok tattoo artist, but this was canned by Phillips and WB when crew members opposed to his presence. Cooper then invited Liam Neeson, whom he worked with in The A-Team, to play the artist. While Neeson filmed the scene, Phillips had to reshoot the scene later on as he cut the scene that immediately followed Neeson's cameo, meaning it no longer had the information necessary to logically get the main characters to the situation in the next scene. As Neeson was unavailable, he replaced him with Nick Cassavetes.
The film broke many box office records. It earned $10 million in midnight previews, which was the highest for an R-rated film. Its opening day was $31.6 million, almost doubling the original's opening day. It opened with $85 million ($135 million over its first five days). While it was heavily anticipated, it didn't have the original's legs; it fell harder and it finished with $254 million domestically, below the original. But worldwide, the film was bigger; it made a huge $586 million worldwide, becoming the highest grossing R-rated comedy worldwide (a record it still keeps). While the original was well received, the sequel was panned, mainly for its derivative nature.
  • Budget: $80,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $254,464,305.
  • Worldwide gross: $586,764,305.

The Hangover Part III (2013)

"The end."
His eighth film. The third and final installment in The Hangover trilogy, it stars Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Ken Jeong, Jeffrey Tambor, Heather Graham, Mike Epps, Melissa McCarthy, Justin Bartha, and John Goodman. The film follows the "Wolfpack" as they try to get Alan the help he needs after facing a personal crisis, after the bachelor party in Bangkok. However, things go awry when an incident from the original film comes back to haunt them.
Before the second film opened, Phillips was already planning on a third film. Despite not having a script, he had an idea where the film would serve as the finale and it would follow a different structure. Craig Mazin returned to co-write the film with Phillips, with the setting confirmed to be in Tijuana.
The film was panned by critics, criticizing it for its unfunny script and deemed as the worst in the franchise. And it looks like the franchise hit its diminishing returns, as the film saw a big drop compared to the past films. It earned just $112 million domestically and $362 million worldwide. Profitable, but a big drop. While the stars are open in returning, Philips is not interested in another film.
  • Budget: $103,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $112,200,072.
  • Worldwide gross: $362,000,072.

War Dogs (2016)

"Hustling their way to the American Dream."
His ninth film. The film is based on the book Arms and the Dudes by Guy Lawson, and stars Miles Teller, Jonah Hill, Ana de Armas and Bradley Cooper. The film follows two arms dealers, Efraim Diveroli and David Packouz, who receive a U.S. Army contract to supply ammunitions for the Afghan National Army worth approximately $300 million.
The film received mixed reviews from critics for its tone and script. And the film seemed to suggest that Phillips was losing his touch, as the film failed to double its budget.
  • Budget: $50,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $43,034,523.
  • Worldwide gross: $86,434,523.

Joker (2019)

"Put on a happy face."
His tenth film. Loosely based on the DC Comics character, it stars Joaquin Phoenix as the title character, with supporting performances from Robert De Niro, Zazie Beetz and Frances Conroy. Set in 1981, it follows Arthur Fleck, a failed clown and aspiring stand-up comedian whose descent into mental illness and nihilism inspires a violent countercultural revolution against the wealthy in a decaying Gotham City.
For years, Phillips was offered to direct comic book films, but he always rejected them as he deemed them "loud" and because he was just not interested. However, he was interested in a grounded take on the genre. He was attracted to the Joker because he did not think there was a definitive portrayal of the character, which he knew would provide considerable creative freedom. After the poor reception to his past comedy films, he claimed that it was difficult to make comedy films in the "woke culture", throughout opposition of "30 million people on Twitter".
Phillips convinced Warner Bros. in investing in low-budget stand-alone comic book films. The idea was for a Joker film, with Martin Scorsese producing and Phillips directing from a script written by himself and Scott Silver. Scorsese considered directing the film before Phillips was chosen, though a Warner Bros. source said he only became involved because the film needed a New York City-based producer. Scorsese was scheduled to produce, although he would later say he would just executive produce, before simply leaving the project to focus on The Irishman.
WB wanted Leonardo DiCaprio for the role, but Phillips was only interested in Joaquin Phoenix. Phoenix had previously declined to act in the Marvel Cinematic Universe because he would have been required to reprise a role, such as the Hulk or Doctor Strange, in multiple films. However, he was interested if the role would be a stand-alone grounded take. Phoenix said when he learned of the film, he became excited because it was the kind he was looking to make, describing it as unique and stating it did not feel like a typical "studio movie".
The film was inspired by other films like Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, The King of Comedy, Serpico, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Man Who Laughs and even Phillips' own Hangover trilogy. The film was not based or inspired by any specific comic book, but Phillips and Silver simply took some elements they liked from the character's history. Phillips said that while the script's themes may reflect modern society, the film was not intended to be political, and that the main focus was child trauma and mental illness.
While the film was undergoing scripting, DC was going through a rough phase. Batman v Superman made money but it received negative reception and earned far less than expected, and Justice League had just bombed. Walter Hamada was appointed as the head of DC and he started a restructuring. WB was reluctant to let Joker move forward and gave it a small budget in an effort to dissuade Phillips. Phillips said that Hamada did not understand what he was trying to do. After Phoenix officially signed, WB greenlit it and filming was allowed to commence, and Bradley Cooper joined the film as a producer. Despite greenlighting, Phillips decided to defer his upfront salary on the film in exchange for a greater percentage of the adjusted gross, which reportedly included between 10% and 13% on the backend.
Phillips rewrote the entire script during filming; and because Phoenix lost so much weight for the film, there would not be an opportunity for reshoots. Phillips recalled Phoenix sometimes walked off-set during filming because he lost self-control and needed to compose himself — to the confusion of other actors, who felt they had done something wrong. De Niro was one of the few Phoenix never walked out on and De Niro said he was "very intense in what he was doing, as it should be, as he should be".
The film premiered at the Venice Film Festival. In a surprising move, it won the Golden Lion, the festival's highest honor. When it premiered in theaters, it was insanely hyped by the audience and it didn't disappoint in the slightest.
It opened with a huge $96 million in its first weekend, eclipsing the October weekend record and the fourth biggest debut for an R-rated film. Comic book films were often front-loaded, yet Joker wasn't that case. It dipped just 41% and added $55.9 million. It didn't see a drop higher than 50% until its 11th weekend. Domestically, it closed with an extraordinary $335 million, becoming the fourth biggest R-rated film in the market.
But the story didn't just stop there. If it had an incredible run domestically, then what's the word to describe its even bigger performance overseas? In its first weekend, it opened with a colossal $234 million worldwide, breaking more box office records. Eventually, it passed Deadpool to become the highest grossing R-rated worldwide. And then, on November 15, it became the first R-rated to cross the $1 billion milestone. A colossal success, especially compared to its small budget. But the real winner was Phillips; through his backend deal, he earned up to $100 million for the film.
Critics were divided on the film. Some praised the screenplay, musical score, cinematography and Phoenix's performance, while others were divided on Phillips' directing, dark tone, portrayal of mental illness, and lack of originality. But there was a lot of support in the industry, with many proclaiming it as a masterpiece. Phillips himself questioned his critics, "Isn't it good to have these discussions about these movies, about violence? Why is that a bad thing if the movie does lead to a discourse about it? What's outstanding to me in this discourse in this movie is how easily the far left can sound like the far right when it suits their agenda. It's really been eye-opening for me."
And its success didn't stop at the box office. Joker was a big player during awards season. It received a leading 11 nominations at the Oscars, breaking the record set by The Dark Knight for most nominations for a comic book film. These nominations included Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor and Best Adapted Screenplay, earning Phillips 3 nominations. It ended up winning two awards: Best Original Score and Best Actor for Phoenix, making the character one of the few to win two acting Oscars for different actors.
We won't say Phillips got his big break here, because he was already a massively successful director at the box office. But this was definitely his most memorable and important film to date.
  • Budget: $70,000,000.
  • Domestic gross: $335,477,657.
  • Worldwide gross: $1,078,958,629.

The Future

He's currently in post-production for Joker: Folie à Deux. While originally saying he didn't want sequels to Joker, he changed his mind. Phoenix will return, and will be joined by Lady Gaga in the role of Harley Quinn. Brendan Gleeson and Catherine Keener were also cast. The film will be "a musical with up to 15 songs" and will carry a $200 million budget, far bigger than the original.

Other Projects

Phillips has produced films like All the King's Men, Project X and A Star Is Born.
He co-wrote and was scheduled to direct Borat. After filming the rodeo scene, Phillips subsequently left the film as he often clashed with Sacha Baron Cohen, and was replaced by Larry Charles. Despite that, he's still credited with a "story by" credit. This allowed him to get his first Oscar nomination for Best Adapted Screenplay, losing to The Departed.

MOVIES (FROM HIGHEST GROSSING TO LEAST GROSSING)

No. Movie Year Studio Domestic Total Overseas Total Worldwide Total Budget
1 Joker 2019 Warner Bros. $335,477,657 $743,480,625 $1,078,958,629 $70M
2 The Hangover Part II 2011 Warner Bros. $254,464,305 $332,300,000 $586,764,305 $80M
3 The Hangover 2009 Warner Bros. $277,339,746 $191,988,333 $469,328,922 $35M
4 The Hangover Part III 2013 Warner Bros. $112,200,072 $249,800,000 $362,000,072 $103M
5 Due Date 2010 Warner Bros. $100,539,043 $111,241,781 $211,780,824 $65M
6 Starsky & Hutch 2004 Warner Bros. / Miramax $88,237,754 $82,030,996 $170,268,750 $60M
7 Road Trip 2000 DreamWorks $68,540,777 $51,213,501 $119,754,278 $16M
8 Old School 2003 DreamWorks $75,585,093 $11,550,427 $87,135,520 $24M
9 War Dogs 2016 Warner Bros. $43,034,523 $43,400,000 $86,434,523 $50M
10 School for Scoundrels 2006 MGM $17,807,569 $6,663,014 $24,470,583 $35M
Across those 10 films, he has made $3,196,896,406 worldwide. That's $319,689,640 per film.

The Verdict

Insanely reliable.
When comedies were the thing at the movies, Phillips knew how to attract audiences. Some are still popular to this day. But even with the decline of comedies, he decided to make a new impression with small-scale comic book films and he left a big mark. And of course, credit has to go to him; he fought for every aspect and no one tried to make something like this on a comic book film. Even though his films can be raunchy and juvenile at times, Phillips has proved to be a very smart filmmaker. We don't know if he or Judd Apatow can resurrect the comedy genre, but he can easily evolve into something else and leave a big impression.
Hope you liked this edition. You can find this and more in the wiki for this section.
The next director will be John Carpenter. A cult filmmaker that didn't get the recognition he deserved at the time.
I asked you to choose who else should be in the run and the comment with the most upvotes would be chosen. Well, we'll later talk about... Clint Eastwood. An iconic actor and an iconic director.
This is the schedule for the following four:
Week Director Reasoning
April 22-28 John Carpenter Is that really it? No more films?
April 29-May 5 Danny Boyle It was a long wait, but 28 Years Later is finally happening.
May 6-12 Wes Craven A horror legend.
May 13-19 Clint Eastwood Great actor. Great director.
Who should be next after Eastwood? That's up to you.
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2024.04.19 20:53 funbby I (f18) felt my friends (18m) boner

So I’m naturally a very huggy girl and can get very touchy at times. Last night when I was hanging out with some friends I started getting really touchy with my guy best friend and teasing him and stuff. I asked our friends to get a cute picture of us and backed up against him. I could feel his boner against my ass 😅🙈
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2024.04.14 20:32 asexualrhino Weird chronic diaper rash

Disclaimer, we have a referral to an allergist that we're waiting on, I'm just trying to see if anyone else has had this happen. We've been to 3 urgent care doctors, his normal pediatrician, and a dermatologist already. Also, this is voice texted so there's bound to be mistakes
My 8 month old son has had a rash in his butt crack for over a month. I say in his butt crack because it's not on his cheeks and it goes up out the crack almost to his back. They call it perianal. It started at the beginning of March around the same time he started peeing like a racehorse. Literally just doubled the amount of diapers he went through in a day for about a week and a half. I assumed att that the diaper rash was from that. At that time there was a little bit of it on his cheeks too. It was bright red, speckled, with some raised welts. As bad as it sounds, he didn't seem bothered by it. They told me that if his diaper rash wasn't looking better by the next day with some desitin, to bring him back and they would do a strep b culture. He was looking worse the next day so I brought him in and we saw a different doctor who said it looked more like a yeast infection diaper rash and gave us some antifungal cream and told us to use calmoseptine instead of desitin for a while. A couple days later his urine culture came back positive for UTI, so he was put on amoxicillin.
The instructions for the antifungal just said to use until the rash was gone and then it might take a week or two. After 3 weeks it was looking slightly better and I felt like you've been on it too long so I stopped the antifungal but kept using the calmoseptine. The rash started to come back about a week later a few days after that I took him back to urgent care (because everything always happens on the weekend when his pediatrician's office is closed). That doctor gave him a strep b test put him on an antibiotic cream instead of oral. She said if it wasn't better within 2 to 3 days, to take him to the dermatologist. I went to his normal pediatrician three days later.
The weird thing about this rash is that during the day it almost seems like it's gone, but by the evening it starts to come back. I have a month of pictures of his butt to show the difference between morning and night because it's very obvious.
Is pediatrician agreed that it was probably strep b but that if it didn't go away soon to take him to the dermatologist. The strep b culture came back negative and it didn't go within that two to three day period the first doctor gave so I made a dermatology appointment. But of course the problem is that during the day it looks better. It isn't totally gone, the dermatologist could see the remnants of it and I showed him the pictures, doesn't look the same as it does at night. The dermatologist assumed he was on the mend. I also suspected but he might have an egg allergy due to a fairly random flare-up of eczema after having eggs for the second time. The dermatologist made a referral to the allergist just in case and also so that I can talk about this rash with them. I haven't been called by the I was just yet, and I gave him eggs yesterday but nothing happens so it might have just been a coincidence on the eggs, but I'm going to keep the allergist appointment when I get it.
Naturally that evening after the dermatologist appointment, the rash started to come back but then magically looked better by the next morning. That was Thursday and Friday was his last day on the topical antibiotic. Since then the speckles of the rash have started to creep back. The speckles go up the top of his butt crack, and he seems to get this oval line around it all (I think when women line their lipstick). I'm going to send more pictures to the dermatologist when the office opens tomorrow.
I've changed diapers (currently in Huggies), wipes (changed again yesterday to Honest), soap (was using Aveno baby eczema now Dove baby hypoallergenic), and lotion. There's nothing he consistently eats every single day except his hypoallergenic formula which she started about 3 months before the rash showed up. It isn't a heat rash, he doesn't get a bath every night and even when he does I don't use soap every time. I don't excessively wipe him, and sometimes just rinse them off in the sink. Nothing else is rashy except minor eczema flare ups here and there, and some welts after he briefly touched grass on his arms. He gets his butt changed every 2 hours unless of course he poops where it gets changed immediately.
Everyone is pretty stumped. I'm a little bit worried about going to the allergist for reasons that have nothing to do with allergies (he's in charge of approving or denying referrals to out of network places. He denied my son's Nutramigin request despite my doctor saying he needed it and my insurance saying they would cover it if he approved it. I'm now paying for it myself. He's denied my mom's very broken collar bone surgery despite the in network surgeon saying he isn't confident enough in himself for this type of break and was the one who wanted her to go out of network. We might end up suing him if the surgery is less than successful. I can't even ask for a different allergist because because he's the one who would have to approve it)
Has anyone experienced anything like this? Think of his allergies but I'm not sure to what. I'm going to the store right now to find a more hypoallergenic diaper brand. Problem is that because I'm paying for the hypoallergenic formula, I'm pretty strapped for money. I'm a single mom too.
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2024.04.12 10:31 Spermy-Cell Some things the cousins posted recently

Honey, 9:39 pm, Yesterday
"Guys, I went on Damacy.tv- and- I shit you not. I SHIT. YOU. NOT. I EVEN TOOK PICTURES OF SOME OF THESE.. I saw Princes room on fire?? (Not like. Engulfed in flames but clearly something was burning and he was panicking.) I also saw Nai Nai have a mental breakdown. I comforted her, and she said she lost 3 pounds in tears?? I saw Kenta and Havana fucking kiss. Tounge and everything. Oh. Also saw Opeo break his leg dancing. This was in the span of 3 hours. Whats going on with everyone today? Why so out of pocket??" (Damacy.tv is basically Omegle in the katamari universe. Omegle was a website where you could video chat with random people.)
Princess, 3:50 pm, Yesterday
"Odeko just described the structural integrity of my hair in great detail. Never been this shocked before, my hairs strong apparently."
Drive, 2:52 am, Today
"GUYSSSS!!! IM TOO DRUNJK I THINK I RAN SOMEONE OVER?? THEREES S BUNCH OF CASTS STUCK TO MY TIRE I SEE A RANDOM BLUE THING WITH A BROLEN LEG CAST?? AAAAAAAA HELP ITS CRAWLING EVERYWHERE IT ALSO HAS CRUTSHES?? WHAT DID IVRUN OVER I SHOULD CALL SOMEONE."
Dipp, 3:00 am, Today
"Tell me how these glowsticks look! About to go to a rave, need presentable glowstickss!!"
Miso, 7:10 pm, Yesterday
"Somebodies trying to cook a rock in the cafe I work at. Mind you, they do NOT work here, they didn't order anything, but they are trying to deep fry a rock."
"Update: Its johnson! He successfully deep fried the rock by the way, now, he's.. taking orders? Meh, not the worst, we could use more help."
Lalala, 12:20 am, Today
"Why does nobody seem to like my hugs :( It doesn't hurt or anything. Why are people uncomfy :("
Kenta, 3:19 am, today
"neigh.. guysss i accidentally ordered buns with carrots lawl.. from burger store, it tastes gr eat. also, just snaw drive rushing to the hospital with opeo in his trunk. took picture neigh. ignore my thighs."
Ichigo, 7:09 am, Yesterday
"Just bought strawberries and DANM them shits look MUTATED. My gawd, those bitches are bigger than ME. Tastes so damn good, too. About to devour this whole thing."
Norn, 5:30 pm, Yesterday
"i- i. I. mutsuo smelss new :DDDi was huuggying him andd he doesn't smeell like penuss.. i dont knwo what he did... he smeells like chocolate.... im actually typig thiss still huggying.. hes so soft."
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2024.04.06 15:36 SP0911 Infosys staff working 70+ Hrs to get a free box each

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2024.04.06 12:04 BiggBearNews Infosys staff working 70+ Hrs to get a free box each

Infosys staff working 70+ Hrs to get a free box each
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2024.04.05 11:40 AntEasy7172 The poor always hate the rich. The rich always hate the poor. It's better to be rich and hated than poor and hated. Choose your hate wisely buddy.

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2024.04.05 10:01 BiggBearNews Infosys staff working 70+ Hrs to get a free box each

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2024.04.05 10:00 BiggBearNews Infosys staff working 70+ Hrs to get a free box each

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2024.04.05 09:59 BiggBearNews Infosys staff working 70+ Hrs to get a free box each

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2024.04.04 05:17 AcorpZen I just unlocked MDH and i need advice.

Hello, i am 2 month old new player, and i am not good with gacha resource management, so i ended up getting converted uptied light bulbs a lot from yisang idealities. regardless. i am still lucky to get some good ID such as R Corp Heath and W Corp Ryoshu (shout out to my top 2 of 5 favorite corp in the city!) yesterday i finally managed to clear Canto IV (shout out to Mili and her amazing battle OST, legit make me cry just for a cow) and just unlocked MDH which is... not automatically level up the IDs, i know it will be hard but not hard on my resource, heck i even don't get all of sinners to lv 35 yet lol.

so, i kinda need help/advice what team i should focus on, and since the server is down, i cannot take out picture from my game but iirc i will lay out which ID that i had from order of the sinner and their EGO too.

yisang - Basic sanic EGO. Basic ID (uptied IV)

Faust - Basic EGO, Huggy bear w/nail EGO (uptie I), Sucky sack EGO (uptie III). Basic ID (uptie III), The grip (uptie III), yuri (why?)(uptie I), 7 assoc tea brewer (uptie I), W Corp F (uptie III), Zwei assoc F (she sooo fluffy) (uptie I).
DonQ - Basic EGO, Wishing cairn (uptie I), Telephole EGO (uptie III). Basic ID (uptie III), The mid sis (uptie III), NdonQ (uptie I), BL don (uptie III), shi assocQ (why she depressed?) (uptie I).
Ryoshu - Basic EGO. Basic ID (uptie III), W corpshu (uptie III), 7 assoc (uptie I).

Mersault - Basic EGO. basic ID (uptie III), BLsault (my favorite!) (uptie III)
Honglu - Basic EGO. Effing-something (uptie I) basic ID (uptie III), Liu honglu (uptie I), Wcorp honglu (uptie III), Dieci chruch honglu (uptie III), Kurokumo hong lu (uptie I).
Heathy - Basic EGO Basic ID (uptie III), R corp danger bunny man (uptie III)
Fishmael - Basic EGO, Adormael fire bird (uptie III) Basic ID (uptie III), shloshmael (uptie I), Shimael (uptie I), LCCBmael (uptie I)
Rodya - Basic EGO. Basic ID (uptie III), N corp rodion (uptie III), LCCB rodion (uptie I)
Sinclair (i'm kinda hungry now) - Basic EGO, 9:2 (uptie I). Basic ID (uptie III)
Outism - Basic EGO. Basic ID (uptie III), Qinq assoc musketeer lady (uptie III), wuthering butler (uptie III), BLoutism (uptie I).
Greg (my awkward mann) - Basic EGO, Latern (uptie I) basic ID (uptie III), G corp greg (uptie III), Kurokumo greg (uptie I).
so thats all i can remember iirc, the thig is at the beginning i tried to run bleed team in MDN, but the rate of getting unwanted EGO gift is too high!, so i opt to mix the team like poise/bleed, or charge/rupture sometimes, now that i got the butler and dieci honglu recently, i can opt to get to do sinking aswell (quite neat!), the issue is ofc resource. only Nfaust, mid donq, Wryoshu, BLsault, Rheath, and GGreg is lvl up to 35, and i need lv 40 to run MDH? also not all my ego is uptied to III but the bulbs requirement is also high!
is there any tips and trick that can help me to run MDH early? or should i be patient like another 2 months? any recommendation which ID/EGO i should get? and what team should i prioritize to build?

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2024.03.22 17:50 Friendly-Muffin-1912 Favorite diaper brand?

What's your favorite diaper brand? I like diapers that are crinkley I feel like it adds to the realism. Huggies have cute designs which is good for pictures but they don't have that crinkle I want. I'd love to see your recommendations!
Picture of my little princess cuz she's so cute!
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2024.03.20 02:57 Lexiconartist290 18 Major Word Girl Villains Ranked from Least to Most Dangerous:

  1. Hal Hardbargain: Easily the least dangerous villain, due to the fact that he actively HELPS Word Girl. He fears her being defeated would mean no villains would ever need to buy his products again, making him not only not dangerous but actually helpful. Despite this, he is not to be trusted...
  2. Amazing Rope Guy: Pathetic as they come. Even he knows it.
  3. Seymour Orlando Smooth: Greedy and conniving, yes. Dangerous? Not necessarily. The worst Seymour Orlando Smooth can do is make you feel stupid. Catching him is as easy as lifting his getaway car off the ground.
  4. Captain Tangent: Assuming he actually focuses long enough to put his evil plans into action. Otherwise, there’s not a lot of drive or power behind Captain Tangent.
  5. Lady Redundant Woman: Spite-filled but mostly driven by spur-of-the-moment fury. Some of her powers (like creating copies of images) are tricky but easy to explain away, while her clones (made of paper and just as fragile) are not a problem in the slightest.
  6. Butcher: The Butcher has never hurt anyone intentionally, but his rapid-fire meat powers and thuggish attitude make facing him a tricky endeavor. The worst he ever tried to do was trap Word Girl in the Meaty Dimension.
  7. Granny May: Self-admitted ‘people-person’ Granny May is more of a scammer than a dangerous criminal. However, when backed into a corner she lashes out with a full arsenal, putting her much higher on this list. Extra points for the sidewalk-cracking handbag.
  8. Nocan the Contrarian: Powerful, mighty, skilled, and stupid. On a good day Nocan can be tricked into leaving you alone. On a bad day, Word Girl has her work cut out for her. It’s hard to picture him actually causing any permanent harm.
  9. Eileen: The MOST dangerous thing about Eileen is the fact that she may annoy you to death. Turning into a giant monster and having to APPEAL to her? Insanity-inducing.
  10. Maria: Ever-replenishing, never-relenting, hunger-driven and incredibly powerful, there is never an easy way to stop the Energy Monster. Collateral damage abounds!
  11. Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy: Chuck will never forgive any transgression, real or imaginary. His gadgets may look ridiculous but get the job done, and his spite-driven sense of rage makes him unpredictable when out of control. More than most villains, he truly is evil.
  12. Victoria Best: Easily the most driven of the villains. A perfectionist who thinks she has EVERYTHING to lose. The source of her powers is unknown, making her unpredictable. Her recorder is VERY powerful and Word Girl has yet to develop a defense against it. Also, so talented that she occasionally defies physics. VERY dangerous.
  13. Ms. Questions: It’s not the fact that she gained superpowers that made Ms. Questions into a legitimate threat; it’s what she realized she could do with them. Her blackmail schemes and mind-bending puzzle-blasts make her a BIG threat in both the immediate AND the long term, and her evil plans are actually very well-thought-out (except for the bridge thing). Extra points for the fact that her all-questions phrasing makes her sound smarter than you. “Do you really think I’m done with you?”
  14. Mr. Big (and Leslie): The biggest city-wide threat, capable of mind-controlling the masses to serve his every whim. His wealth, cunning, ruthlessness, and disturbingly-accurate ability to predict Word Girl’s reactions makes him a top-tier threat. His plans for word domination are completely feasible.
Also Leslie, who only gets better at fighting with each episode. By the end of the series she was able to match Word Girl blow for blow.
  1. Whammer: The Whammer is a hurricane; random, destructive, and unpredictable. Completely unreasonable, raw strength is the only way to deal with the Whammer, and even then it’s a coin toss if he’s stronger than Word Girl. He comes across as a childish and happy soul, but (like real children) his anger makes him far more dangerous. He can also launch you into space with no effort: if Huggy did not have a breathing mask conveniently installed in his helmet he would be DEAD. Extra points for the Whammer’s weirdly-rigid code of honor; if you ___ the Whammer, be sure as hell the Whammer is going to ___ you.
  2. Tobey: A complete monster. Exactly how much effort does Tobey put into checking that the buildings he destroys are unoccupied? People would point out his weakness (specifically, his mother) makes him a pathetic villain, but it is clear he is able to work around this when it suits him. Smart and strategic, capable of matching Word Girl in intellect, and more than willing to destroy her if she doesn’t give him what he wants…specifically, herself. Ugh.
  3. Dr. Two-Brains: Of course it would be Two-Brains at number two. He has NEVER shied away from wanting to flat-out kill Word Girl if she gets in his way, along with other random civilians whom he can turn to cheese with the press of a button. His drive for cheese makes him insanely dangerous, despite MANY obvious weaknesses and reluctant henchmen. Like Mr. Big, he seems to relish the opportunity to mock or torment Word Girl, even if it’s for the smallest mistake. Do NOT underestimate him.
  4. Ms. Power: More powerful than all other villains combined, of course she is number one. Faster than Word Girl, stronger than Word Girl, and willing to kill anyone who gets in her way. Her ONLY known weakness turned out to be a newly taught fear of failing, which caused her to flee the planet. Something like that does not work twice.
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2024.03.17 11:26 KellyfromLeedsUK It's the King of Cuddles! How Mike 'The Fridge' Tindall became a real Huggy Bear, as these heartwarming pictures show

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2024.03.14 19:30 Kinda_Crunchy Spots on toddler

Spots on toddler
So my daughter (21 months) developed a little rash about a month ago on her left hip that her pediatrician diagnosed as eczema. She said it could have been caused by a soap, lotion, detergent, etc.
I myself just got over a contact dermatitis rash a few weeks ago so I thought maybe she was having a similar reaction. Everything we use is super basic now.
I use homemade detergent with just a few simple ingredients (salt, baking soda, unscented Castile soap, water). I use white vinegar as a liquid laundry softener.
Her soap and shampoo are both eczema foundation approved. I apply Eucerin oatmeal lotion multiple times per day.
I stopped washing all of her cups and plates in the dishwasher in case it’s the pods getting in her system. I wash everything by hand with dawn and rinse thoroughly.
I’ve been trying to get lots of healthy foods and water in her to try and help her gut in case her microbiome is out of whack.
The rash on her hip has pretty much healed but she has these little bumps and dots all down her legs and up her back half way.
We switched diapers to Huggies sensitive last week and swapped her wipes from pampers sensitive to Huggies oat wipes with the eczema seal on them. The dots on her thighs have been there for 3 weeks or so but the ones further down her legs are about a week old.
Ive attached some pictures from this morning. I’ve only witnessed her scratch it twice and she sleeps through the night just fine (so far). I’m at a complete loss at what else to do or how to fix it. Does it actually look like eczema?
Any thoughts? I’m still working on getting her in with a dermatologist. Any advice in the mean time would be so appreciated 😫
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