Recipes for summer squash

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2010.12.28 21:44 NoMoreNicksLeft Cast Iron Cookware

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2024.03.22 20:42 crownbees LeafcutterBees

The super-pollinators of summer! Leafcutter bees are perfect for mid-late season garden vegetablesand fruits, like apples, tomatoes, peppers, squash, beans, and peas.
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2013.04.25 03:59 danger_boogie Weekly Meal Plans

This is a subreddit to create and share your weekly meal plans.
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2024.05.19 05:52 littlemoon-03 How to get rid of a jar of honey

Not looking for "honey jar spells" or honey recipes. I have a jar of almost fully crystalized honey in my fridge that's a year old it's not been used my family is not really a fan of it so I need to get rid of it but how. It's the middle of summer reaches 110 degrees sometimes I know it can't go down a garbage disposal so how else do I get rid of it? I'm scared if I throw it in the trash and put it in the dumpster outside it's going to attack bugs due to the heat so please help.
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2024.05.18 22:42 Ok_Childhood4187 [WTS] [CAN/US] Red Velvet Albums, Lighstick & Girls Day Album + Minah Album

[WTS] [CAN/US] Red Velvet Albums, Lighstick & Girls Day Album + Minah Album
[WTS] [CAN/US] Red Velvet Albums with PCs + Lighstick & Girls Day Albums with PCs
Hello everyone! I am trying to sell my albums ASAP because I’m moving out and I can’t take them with me. So I’m desperate!
1) Buyers pays for shipping (I can give a discount or omit this if you buy more from me) & I can calculate shipping beforehand and give you an estimate
2) ALL albums includes PCs & CDs have never been played
3) I will update this thread accordingly
4) I am OPEN to negotiating prices + I give freebies!
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4) RV PERFECT VELVET –$25 USD Includes: CD, photobook & Joy PC
5) RV SUMMER MAGIC REG ED – $25 USD Includes: CD, photobook, & Irene PC
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2024.05.18 21:38 gerryjd Batch Cocktail Recommendations?

Hi all! I’m hosting a funeral-themed birthday party for my 30th and need some help with the beverage situation. I’d like to have two or three batch cocktails for guests to choose from but I’m not sure what options would be best for minimal maintenance throughout the evening. Ideally, we’d just pour these into a beverage dispenser and let guests serve themselves. Are there any foolproof recipes that would be conducive to this and don’t tend to separate over time?
We have a ton of basil and mint that we are growing at home, so it would be neat to incorporate those if possible. I was thinking maybe a gin basil smash would be good, especially since the party is in the middle of summer, but I don’t know how to achieve this without the shake and strain.
Also, I’m trying to come up with a unique recipe that incorporates kool-aid mix (grape is my go-to) and is slightly more elevated than just kool-aid and vodka.
Any help or recommendations would be greatly, greatly appreciated!
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2024.05.18 19:31 GreatWakeLove Nervous about cooking for myself. Recipes?

I’m moving in to a college apartment over the summer. Meaning the first time I’m living alone WITHOUT a meal plan. I love making tortellini, or chicken and broccoli, and my friends have me make them salmon rice and asparagus a lot. But I’m still nervous about making food for lunch or breakfast. Any recipe ideas or suggestions for meal prep?
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2024.05.18 19:24 HealthWealthFoodie Is anyone else both hoping it stays cool a bit longer and also can’t wait for it to warm up?

I’m feeling quite grateful that the weather hasn’t gotten hot here in Los Angeles, CA. I’m still waiting for my broccoli to form crowns, I have lettuce I don’t want to bolt, and’s sugar snap peas growing.
HOWEVER, I also have an overwintered couple of tomato plants that are chock full of unripe tomatoes right now (at least 20 large tomatoes with more forming every day) as well as a couple of cucumber and a bunch of summer squash starts I can’t wait to take off.
At least it looks like a couple of the tomatoes are starting to get some color! I kinda wish I had two microclimates in my back yard right now lol.
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2024.05.18 19:24 Imaginary-Eye7634 Beyond stressed on what to do 18M about my girlfriends' emotional abuse 18F

I made a post about this a week ago and was informed she was emotionally abusive, but I still have no idea what to do
I love this girl so much. She's incredibly attractive, intelligent, funny, and we have the same sexual interests, life aspirations, and educational/career goals. We've been together for almost a year and a half now.
I'm in University and do a lot for her, I drive 100 miles round trip to see her and bring her flowers weekly. We haven't cuddled or had sex since January, and I desperately miss it. I bring it up to her and she gets defensive, telling me to stop bringing it up and that we'll have more time in the Summer when we both don't have school. For her birthday, I got her some lottery tickets, her favorite energy drink, home-made cookies in the shape of hearts, flowers, and a hand-written card with a love letter and cute drawings of us and her cat on it.
She didn't like it. She was mad it seemed like "last-minute" and the cookies were terrible (they were honestly, I fucked up). She said I ruined her birthday and in a fight called me a r*tard, childish, immature, and claimed I don't care about her. I had a nervous break from other extreme stressors in my life and sped off, making a scene with my tires squealing and getting uninvited from an end-of the academic year trip with her and her mom.
I texted her about how I felt afterwards, and she told me some reassuring things. She goes through some periods in her life where she lashes out, that she just needs to work through this and it'll be better when we can finally spend more time together, that shes disappointed how hurt she made me feel both then and over the past semester with me feeling unwanted, saying its a bad habit she wants to get rid of because she knows how it hurts. We agreed that open communication was the key to fixing it, that we love each other and that is more than enough to fix any issue. She told me it was really nice talking to me like this, and that she appreciated everything I did for her. She did nice things for me like giving me cute cat stickers and sending me recipes so that I could learn to be a better cook.
I told her I wanted to talk to her in person about it, and we did. I envisioned a long drive where we talked for a while, she spent 5 minutes telling me she appreciated me for putting up with her, that she knows shes hard to deal with, and she loves me, and she wants to spend more time together in the future/summer when it'll be better. Then she moved on.
I wasn't ready to move on, and later on in the short drive back, she got mad at me for communicating too much. She didn't think I had anything else important to say, that I was repeating myself (Its hard for me to get words out when I'm interrupted and stressed sometimes), and that I ruined it because we were on a positive note and then I turned it into a negative note by bringing up somethign that we already talked about. She got mad and refused to move on when I offered that, remaining mostly silent. She asked what my parents thought and if I told them about the argument we had on her birthday. I did, she dropped me off and gave me an I love you.
She left for her trip yesterday. Last night texted that something went wrong, and she might be coming back today. This morning she texted me that she doesn't appreciate me sharing everything about our argument with my family/friends (and the internet via this throwaway account, but she doesn't know that). That she values privacy and I'm victimizing myself after ruining her birthday yet again, and that she "just can't". I can't either. I feel stressed and like I can never do anything right to make her happy. She makes me feel like a bad boyfriend when I don't think thats the case.
I know its emotional abuse by now. I have a therapy meeting on Thursday to discuss this. But I don't think its intentional on her part, this is her first relationship too and she has had a whole life of being emotionally/physically abused so shes used to this. Not to justify it. I want her to change with how much I love her and how perfect she is in so many ways. That said, I don't see how it can be done if she doesn't want to communicate with me.
I don't even know how to respond to her texts this morning. I'm tempted to write a big letter of how I love her and how I feel and why, but I'm scared shes just going to get mad at it and me. I dont think she knows how much shes hurting me, and I'm not sure if I'm to blame at all. What is love without communication and improving to be better for each other? I'm also terrified that if I leave her as everyone I ask for advice from is telling me to, I won't find anyone better. She's just so perfect for me in so many ways. I'm heartbroken our relationship has deteriorated to this, and the only way I can see it getting better is through mutual communication and acknowledgement of faults which is proving difficult.
Any thoughts or opinions/reassurances would be deeply appreciated. Thank you
TLDR; girlfriend verbally abuses me when she's mad, apologizes, does nice things for me, then "solves" the issue on her own through communication and gets mad at me when I'm not done communicating and bring up the issue already "solved" by her and ruining the high note it left on. I love her more than anything and know I shouldn't tolerate this treatment, but I don't think she realizes how wrong it is. I want to inform her in a nonjudgemental way and help her to get better, but I don't know how. I'm terrified of leaving her. I feel like she truly loves me and our relationship can get better, but only if she acknowledges something is wrong and we work through it together, which we are having trouble with.
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2024.05.18 18:27 adulting4kids It's Saturday!

  1. Fascinating Animal Kingdom Facts:
  1. Unusual Historical Nuggets:
  1. Science and Technology Oddities:
  1. Language and Linguistic Quirks:
  1. Geographical and Cultural Tidbits:
  1. Human Achievements and Records :
    • The longest time spent in hula hoop spinning is 74 hours and 54 minutes.
  1. Food and Culinary Marvels:
  1. Entertainment and Pop Culture Trivia:
  1. Legal Quirks and Odd Laws:
  1. Miscellaneous Intriguing Facts:
- The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds. - The first oranges were not orange; they were green. - Octopuses have three hearts. 
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2024.05.18 18:02 radeeoactive I Went Out Last Night And I Survived

Chicago Summer™️ is coming in hot (get it? hot?) and this does mean my social life is about to pick up and involve a few more dinners and such (plus my birthday in a couple of months!), so I wanted to get a feel for what I could eat and drink, and I'm happy to say that it's more or less the same as before, but definitely more mindful and less alcohol-driven.
My disclaimer is: this is not a calories experiment but rather confirming what is safe for my stomach. I will be on Zep, or some variation of a GLP1, for the rest of my life so I need to learn its limits! Especially since I had been having GERD recently that I'm managing with omeprazole. My goal is not to eat garbage or party hard -- it's to be able to live a balanced life where I can appreciate good food without having to count calories like pennies.
I also come from a different cultural background, so eventually, I would like to be able to go back to eating the food I know and love regularly. It's no less nutritious than American health foods -- it's just a different balance of macros... richer and more acidic with lots of tomatoes, eggplant, olives, and so on.
So as a trial, I went out on my own last night to test out what a typical dinner looks like. If things went bad immediately, I could go home without needing to worry a friend, or make a big embarrassing mess. Plus I've been long overdue for some self-date time.
Shot Stats:
I'm on compound and take 4mg. Last Sunday was my 7th shot, 8th will be this Monday. I'm down 14lbs from my highest weight, 11 of them from Zep.
I take my shots on Sunday or Monday specifically so that I feel comfortable by Friday/Saturday if I need to go out. I generally eat a lot less the first 5 days, then closer to 1500 the last 2 days of the week, giving me about a 1300 calories/wk average. I'm sedentary at this time so my TDEE is around 2400 and my [lab tested] BMR is around 2000. At about a 1.8lbs/wk loss, I'm in a reliable deficit.
However, the longer I remain on a dose, the easier it is to eat more consistently. I would NOT go out if my dose had gone up this week or last because that can be really disruptive to my stomach. I do not rock the boat.
My summer social schedule involves about 3 food related outings per month in the summer, a little more around my birthday, and is usually dinner and drinks but sometimes brunch, and rarely lunch. This doesn't include various coffees and non-food events. (In the winter I go out like once every 3 months lol INCREDIBLE savings)
Before dinner:
I drank ample water with electrolytes, and ate normally but on the lower fat end of the spectrum. I didn't want to go in hungry or with low blood sugar (something that I've been prone to after I started Zep if I go too long without food). Doing that will definitely make me vomit. In the end I'd rather go over calories than make myself sick by "saving" calories for a meal.
I also know I lean towards fattier food in general and especially when I go out so I want to keep that in check since fats can sometimes give me the runs on Zep.
What I ate:
What I drank:
Results:
I haven't had much, if any, alcohol since early Feb, before I started Zep, so my tolerance seems to have gone way down. I was tipsy by the end of my first glass of wine. I was a hard, hard drinker for the last 5 years and my normal go-out drink numbers are close to 8 drinks and beyond, and I drank regularly at home too. So this was interesting. I was definitely straight up sleepy by the time I was ready to go home.
I had no real inclination to go harder on the drinks, which is good!
Food felt fine. No nausea, no vomiting, no discomfort. I definitely could tell I was full by the end of the branzino, and did not finish my budino, so splitting dessert would be a must for me. If I were eating anything heavier than fish (eg pasta, steak, lamb, etc), I would have possibly declined dessert and just stuck to an amaro or coffee/tea.
But I am very partial to fish and lamb when going out because it's often selections and recipes I don't make at home! Especially in the summer.
I did eat very slowly. I arrived around 5:30 and left around 8:00. This is a little slower than how I would eat and drink with a friend, which is usually a 1.5-2hr experience.
For the last 3 years every time I drink, I needed pepcid, but this time I did not feel any burning or discomfort. Neat! ✅
The total that I could put together for ALL of yesterday is around 2400 calories, which is my TDEE, so I broke even for the day.
The Day After (today):
No hangover! No runs! I definitely did not sleep as well as I could have because alcohol disrupts sleep, but I also don't feel sick or uncomfortable, besides a little gas. But I'm also a gassy person and it's my period week so it the food or me as a person? Who knows. 🤣
I'm a little dehydrated -- sticky, dry mouth. The plan for today is lots of water and simple foods just in case. I am a little hungrier this morning than I would normally be (alcohol trashes blood sugar).
My weight is up nearly 3lbs, which I expected. As I said, I'm dehydrated and had more food than usual, so more water retained. This should go down in a couple of days.
Reflection:
Happy with this experiment, and glad I followed my instincts on what's "safe" to consume right now vs what is risky. As time goes on I will naturally experiment further and reintroduce more foods.
I think the real concern is sticking to my 3-drink limit (4 if you count the amaro I guess) when I'm around my more enabling friends. But I think they would respect it if I said I'm cutting back on alcohol, since it's historically been a problem for me. I think this is a fine limit for any dates as well, which is something I'd been concerned about.
This has also made me realize that I just prefer healthy foods in moderate quantities and always have. Even when going out, the challenge was more the alcohol than the food. Not keeping alcohol at home is a good decision for me, and hopefully my general disinterest in it continues.
And that's it!
Stay smart, don't force yourself to eat or drink anything, and be mindful of your glucose. Don't go ham on weeks where your dose goes up. Be careful with fatty and acidic foods. If you're already feeling unwell, don't go out. Drink lots of water.
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2024.05.18 18:00 Killer-Today2823 (Long Post) How do I survive moving out of my family's home with these circumstances, if that's even possible?

I don't feel comfortable around my mom and brother, and I felt much better at college with my friends, teachers, and mentors from a mental standpoint. Began to realize that even if my family ISN'T abusive, the way I was raised was still the reason why I fell into certain harmful behaviors and thought patterns.
I've only got about $470 in my checking and savings accounts combined (kept needing to lend family money last school year and they either wouldn't or couldn't pay me back). I will be able to stay on campus throughout the whole year, with the only possible exceptions being winter and summer breaks if my requests don't get approved.
My meal plan will cover any food, any places I might need to go to are well within walking distance, I will be taking my TV and fridge with me when I move this summer, I have my social security card with me, and containers of medicine with me, too. I can work with my school's Office of Student Involvement all year, and I get paid $10 an hour.
In terms of financial aid for next year, I will not get my award letter until mid-July. Last year my family had to pay about $2500, and since my father (the one whom I felt most comfortable with and the one whose information I used for financial aid) is dead, that will slightly alter my award now. I still need to apply for more scholarships and get additional funding. Currently, I am doing summer research on campus from June to the end of July.
The other problem is paying for all my other finances, as well as what my plan is once I graduate in two years. I am studying to be a Computer Engineer. I've seen lots of starting salaries ranging from $60,000 to $90,000, but I have a feeling that sounds too good to be true for most people and need to check if that's not the case.
I also need a plan if
A) I don't win my school's senior housing lottery and have to become a commuter
B) I decide to the 5-five year program and need to find a place to stay as soon as my 4th year is over
C) I get a summer internship next summer that isn't close to the school.
I only know how to cook eggs for myself right now, and I need to learn more recipes. My debit card also expires April of next year.
What are other things I need to consider? Does it look like I have any chance of surviving on my own with these conditions?
TLDR: Need advice, don't feel comfortable home, need a plan to survive if I only have $470 overall
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2024.05.18 17:44 Thunderblessed63 Rebuilding the Bavarian Juggernaut: Squad Planning and Transfer Targets

Rebuilding the Bavarian Juggernaut: Squad Planning and Transfer Targets
Well folks, the season is over, with the final whistle being blown on a 4-2 loss to Hoffenheim, and the remaining excitement now revolves around which manager will Bayern manage to pull in after the massive debacle this past season has been. There is much blame to go around, with Tuchel, many of the key players, and the supervisory board all failing in significant fashion as Bayern fall to third-place in the Bundesliga, and a very early exit in the Pokal in embarrassing fashion (though Bayern did manage to rally for a strong run in the Champions League).
Roberto de Zerbi in action.
At this point, Italian manager Roberto de Zerbi seems like the most likely candidate, which an announcement coming that he'll be leaving Brighton this season. However, some additional candidates remain available, as Erik ten Hag, Massimiliano Allegri, and some others are still out there and de Zerbi is not a lock to Bayern yet.
Ten Hag with Bayern II.
Either way, this post explores what I would largely do if the transfers were up to me at Bayern. While the specific manager does play a degree of importance in these decisions, part of this does extensively look at some options who could fit a number of schemes, styles, systems, tactics, and such. My slight preference is for Erik ten Hag, as I think his familiarity from Bayern II and his past success at Ajax would be easier to replicate at Bayern than it was at Manchester United, a club I find is more concerned with its branding than its footballing. But I think de Zerbi has a lot of potential, though I worry about whether Bayern's supervisory board would be willing to let de Zerbi do his own thing, and the lack of German is going to be a problem for that board. It's problematic that the board feels so much need to do things one way and operate in such a chaotic fashion, so whomever Bayern hires is likely going to be fighting an uphill battle.

Defense

Bayern's future keeper, Nubel (left) and current keeper, Neuer (right).
Let's start off with the goalkeeper position, a spot that Bayern are largely set at. Right now, Bayern is set at that spot, as Manuel Neuer continues to be an elite goalkeeper even at 38-years old. And while the Bavarians have Sven Ulreich as the immediate backup keeper, Alexander Nübel is the long-term successor being eyed and groomed for the role, recently extending his contract at Bayern, though he remains loaned out to Stuttgart. Then of course there's also Daniel Peretz, a 23-year old keeper that Bayern added this past season. He seems likely to head out to a club such as RSC Anderlecht for a loan period for awhile this summer. In the meantime, Bayern might have Johannes Schenk back from Muenster to fill that third keeper on the roster, or he might get loaned back out once more. Overall, Bayern appear to be in really good shape for the goalkeeper spot, with Neuer continuing to lock things down for another season or so, before probably passing the torch over to Nübel in 2025 or 2026.
Shifting to the centre-back position, Bayern right now seem to have a good deal of interest in adding another big time centre-back, with rumored links of varying degrees to Ronald Araujo and Virgil van Dijk. This would likely mean that at least one current centre-back would need to be sold, as Bayern have a decent enough set of four starting caliber CBs on the roster, headlined by Matthijs de Ligt, but also including Kim Min-jae, Eric Dier, and Dayot Upamecano. My guess would be that if any departs, Upamecano is the most likely, given his inconsistent play and limited role in the lineup these days. De Ligt is the leader of the backline and has had some terrific outings as of late. Min-jae was a big time signing this past summer from Napoli, but has had some bumps along the way adjusting to life in Germany, and meshing into the current defensive system, which is quite hectic from the frequency of errors committed as a whole. Min-jae was excellent at Napoli and so it would not be too difficult to project him returning to that level of form after additional time in Bavaria.
Eric Dier was brought in as a late in the window depth addition, but so far has become a very solid add, starting a good number of matches alongside de Ligt. And whether he projects to start or is a rotational player next year, Bayern have already triggered an option to keep him next season. He's a solid piece to the puzzle overall, capable of giving them some veteran experience, and another Englishman alongside Harry Kane.
If Bayern did opt to sell Upamecano, then they reasonably could take a look at some other options to add into the mix. The top end of options here probably starts with discussing Ronald Araújo further, a 25-year old Uruguayan star for FC Barcelona. He's been a long desired prospect for the Bavarians, but he'd cost a pretty penny no doubt, as some have projected it could be upwards of 100 million € to acquire the talented CB. That's a big price tag, especially after Bayern spent almost €60 million last summer to bring in Min-jae.
Riccardo Calafiori in action for Bologna.
Should de Zerbi take the Bayern job, it's already been rumored that he has some targets in mind, namely Bologna center-back Riccardo Calafiori, a 21-year old Italian talent who can also handle some duties at left-back. He's been excellent this past year under Thiago Matta, and could fill a very valuable role for Bayern, competing with Min-Jae and Dier for the starting position next to Matthijs de Ligt. He also happens to be a left-footed defender, something Bayern have been lacking there as of late.
Some more middle tier options that peak the interest could be Kevin Danso, a 25-year Austrian CB playing for RC Lens in France. He spent a handful of seasons at Augsburg, and so has a good deal of Bundesliga experience and 100 appearances for Les Sang et Or these past three seasons. He's projected to cost about €25 million, so a much cheaper option that could fit well. Another mid-tier option could be Maxence Lacroix, currently in the Bundesliga at Wolfsburg. He's valued at about €20 million, and is a very strong and menacing presence on the backline, still 24-years old. He did get cooked a couple of times against Bayern, which probably harms some appeal there for some, but week-to-week he's been a quality player for Wolfsburg. The third name I'd mention here is Feyenoord's Dávid Hancko, a 26-year old Slovakian talent. He's a smart, savvy defender, and also provides some versatility between centre-back and left-back, which could be quite useful going forward. Oh and I'd be remiss to not mention German national Malick Thiaw, currently at Milan, as another promising option there.
The other option is to go with a younger, less established talent, someone like Armel Bella-Kotchap, who landed on Bayern's transfer rumor threads a good deal in the winter circuit as they were searching for some defensive help.
At left- and right-back, Bayern are in another similar spot where they might be fine, as the Bavarians have a deep rotation of capable options, but positional versatility, injuries, and inconsistent play have caused varying levels of upheaval. Let's start with this one -- if Bayern's new manager is able to convince Joshua Kimmich to remain as a right back, that would be one of the biggest wins they could manage. Kimmich is an elite player at the position, and while he's certainly a high caliber midfielder as well, I think he's best at right back. Whether that's likely or not, is a to-be-determined piece, but it should absolutely a conversation a new manager has with Kimmich.
While Bayern has kept its contract offer on the table for Alphonso Davies, I must admit, whether this is a popular position or not, I would not be a huge fan of Davies remaining with the club at this point. Part of this is because it very much appears as though Davies largely checked out of the season, instead letting all the plotting of a Real Madrid move occupy his headspace, leading to some very uninspired performance. Essentially, I hate to put it so bluntly, but I have been unable to really see it any differently despite my best desires to, it really looks like Davies quit on his team midway through the year, dreaming of Madrid. Whether Madrid come in with an offer at this point or not remains to be seen, but I would look for a way to remove Davies. As much as he offers a lot of potential, any new project for Bayern is going to require players who are bought in to making it happen once against in München, and I just cannot see that happening with Davies at this point.
Behind him, we've seen some excellent play down the stretch from Raphaël Guerreiro and Noussair Mazraoui, tag teaming duties at left-back and left wing to various degrees. I think if Kimmich is willing to man the right-back position, then a trio of Mazraoui, Guerreiro, and promising youngsters like Frans Krätzig and Adam Aznou would be sufficient.
Milan's Theo Hernandez, potentially Bayern's new left-back.
Bayern have been linked, however, with major moves such as AC Milan's Theo Hernandez, a world class player with elite pace and ability. They've also apparently looked into hijacking a potential reunion of Ian Maatsen and Borussia Dortmund, as the Chelsea-owned talent was quite good in Dortmund on loan. BVB would like to get Maatsen permenantly, though Bayern could pull a heist there. I think Bayern could also look at some other German options, such as 27-year old Stuttgart left-back Maximillian Mittelstädt, who recently broke out to the tune of some national team call-ups lately, or perhaps emerging youngster Luca Netz, who looked very promising at Borussia Mönchengladbach this past season.
And then the final note here, but Bayern are likely set with their right-back room, as Joshua Kimmich, Noussair Mazraoui, Josip Stanišić, and Sacha Boey are all on the team. However, there have been rumors that Bayern are interested in Leverkusen's Dutch phenomenon there, Jeremie Frimpong. While he plays as a very forward-oriented RWB, he's a very prolific player outright, with tons of big moments for Leverkusen this past season and a big part of their success.

Midfield

Do not for this one, while the no. 10 position is classified as a midfield position, I am including it in attack, with this one more just focused on the no. 6 and no. 8 roles in the midfield.
Pavlovic had a breakout season in Bavaria.
Bayern's midfield is going to need a major reshuffle. The two most certain pieces to be kept around are emerging youngster Aleksandar Pavlović, an academy talent who has worked his way up to being a go-to starter late into the season, and Konrad Laimer, who is valuable due to his versatility, intensity, and toughness. Kimmich, we'll touch on more below, but in the mean time, one of the major questions for any midfield duo at Bayern is going to be who departs and how things align? I think the one guy probably on the outside looking in is going to be Leon Goretzka. He's had his moments, some ups and downs, but right now figures as the odd man out for assorted reasons, namely the need for more defensive help in the midfield. Goretzka would have a market too if Bayern opted to move forward without him, with teams such as Juventus, Manchester United, and West Ham all having interest over the past year. Unknown. I'd lean towards a departure, even if only because Kimmich in the midfield is a better overall asset, and Bayern would need to free up some funds to acquire a better midfield partner than Goretzka provides.
Then of course there is 29-year old Joshua Kimmich. Mentioned him earlier as ideally slotting in at right back for Bayern going forward, but he's also proven to be quite capable in the midfield. He's excellent at dictating the play going forward, with timely, precise passes, and an aggressive demeanor. He's not terribly reliable as a no. 6, and some of this was the source of the rift between Kimmich and Tuchel earlier this summer, where he and Tuchel were somewhat publicly feuding over whether or not Kimmich could handle that role. Ultimately, I do think Kimmich is better as more of a no. 8, with a more defensive-oriented type of player brought in to compliment him. I think in that role, Kimmich can be wildly successful for Bayern in the remaining years of his career, but a long-term extension is needed at this point. As I've said earlier, I would prefer to keep Kimmich as a right-back, but I am quite content keeping him in the midfield if Bayern can find that no. 6.
Everton's Amadou Onana is a tempting target for Bayern.
And speaking of the need for a defensively minded midfielder... I do believe there is one genuinely excellent option there, with Everton's Amadou Onana available. Onana is a Senegalese-born Belgian national, and came up playing in Germany, with time at Hoffenheim II and Hamburger SV. Thus, he's fluent in German and could integrate to life in München quite easily. He's a very disruptive defensive stopper, with excellent ability to make tackles, halt offensive build-ups, and then quickly turn and push the ball forward for his side to go on the counteroffensive. He's an ideal fit for the system, able to help turn defense into offense in a hurry. Another one for the no. 6 that's been mentioned for Bayern is Adam Wharton, currently at Crystal Palace. The 20-year old English midfielder had an excellent season this past year.
The other one that I would anticipate being a priority if we see ten Hag taking over is a ramped up pursuit of Barcelona's Frenkie de Jong, a fellow Dutchman who was at Ajax under ten Hag for awhile. De Jong's had some injuries issues plaguing him lately, but when he's on, he's an excellent possession-oriented central midfielder, bringing a very well-rounded game as well that includes some noteworthy capacity with dribbling, defense, and passing as well. De Jong also has a notable history/connection with Bayern's Matthijs de Ligt, which makes it seem more feasible that he'd integrate well into the team. In many ways, I think de Jong probably only makes sense as a replacement for Kimmich if he were to depart.
Additionally, while he has been mentioned more as a Tuchel target than anything else, Fulham's Joao Palhinha is an intriguing option as a defensive midfielder. He's an elite tackler and defender in the middle of the defensive half, and shows some solid ability to distribute the ball and lead the build-up. Personally, I think Palhinha is the ideal partner in the midfield to be paired with Aleksandar Pavlovic, whereas Onana next to Kimmich is more preferable there. So some options based on how Bayern wants to set-up. And one other name that could pop up here is Mats Wieffer, currently at Feyenoord, a central figure to Arne Slot's success there. A 24-year old Dutch midfielder, Wieffer has been an excellent option in Slot's midfield, and it seems likely he'll be pursued by Liverpool with Slot taking over there, but Bayern could perhaps try to hijack it.
While at this point, I think Bayern would probably add Onana or Palhinha, maybe de Jong if Kimmich leaves, and then call it a day with Konrad Laimer and Aleksandar Pavlovic there as well, with Kimmich maybe even splitting some time between right-back and midfield throughout the season, there could be room for more players to be added. For some additional depth in the midfield, I think Bayern would do well to go after former academy player Angelo Stiller, who appeared in almost 30 matches this past season for third-place Stuttgart. The 23-year old is an excellent passer, able to distribute the ball forward with precision and anticipation. He'd be a nice reunion for Bayern as well, as he's also born and raised in München, and was added to the national team roster for the EUROs. However, I think Stiller's probably one that Bayern does not really need at this point, though if additional midfield help becomes a need (say perhaps next winter), then he's one to continue monitoring. One other name here would be OGC Nice's Khéphren Thuram, a talented 23-year old midfielder who is quite cheap considering his talent. His brother played for several years at Borussia Mönchengladbach.
Another younger option I'd love to add to the roster here would be 17-year old Sverre Nypan, a Norwegian midfielder who currently plays in-country with Rosenborg BK. I admittedly don't know much about Nypan personally, but am going off of something from I read earlier about Ten Hag and United already monitoring his progress. He'd be a nice piece to add to the mix with other young midfielders like Zovrenek and Wanner coming through the ranks. However, I think a loan for at least one of them would be worthwhile.

Attack

Simons has been electric this past season at RB Leipzig.
Looking at the no. 10 role for Bayern, I have some questions. Jamal Musiala is an exceptional talent, and at only 21 years old, Bayern need to be doing everything in their power to extend him and make him the central figure of the club in the years to come. But, as far as position goes, he's very versatile and that allows for Bayern to get very creative in how they configure their attack alongside him. And while Leverkusen's Florian Wirtz is a top target for the 2025 transfer window for Bayern, I do tend to agree with take from Complexes on Twitter, that Wirtz probably follows Alonso to Madrid in 2025, and thus I'd be very much in favor of Bayern opting to add Xavi Simons from RB Leipzig this summer. This isn't to say Bayern should abandon its pursuit of Wirtz, but rather that I'd say that Bayern should pursue Simons this summer and be quite happy/content to land him, lest they risk going 0-2 on both if Wirtz does indeed land with Madrid next summer.
The thing I love most about pairing Simons and Musiala together is the versatility and creativity. While both tend to occupy a spot more frequently as a central attacking midfielder, Musiala has played a decent amount of time on the left wing and Simons has also played over as a right wing. Add in Bayern's current right winger, Leroy Sané, also showing some versatility between right wing and occasionally cutting in and operating centrally, and you have the recipe for a versatile, ever changing, flexible attack that can advance the ball. Overall, I think Simons addition into Bayern's attack would unlock a new level of effectiveness for the incoming regime.
The other one to mention here is Schalke academy product Assan Ouédraogo. At just 18-years old, Ouédraogo has already landed on the monitor of Bayern and RB Leipzig, and the two clubs appear to be battling for his signature. A move to acquire Ouédraogo and then loan him back out for more experience, whether back to Schalke or moving him up to the Bundesliga, would seem to be a solid plan for the Bavarian giants to see if Ouédraogo could become a long-term fixture in their lineup. If a move for Ouédraogo falls through, another young attacking midfield with immense promise that I think Bayern should look at is 16-year old Polish midfielder Jakob Adkonis, currently at Legia Warsaw. He'd definitely be a development piece long-term, but the upside is very high.
Then looking at the wing spots, Bayern are in an interesting spot. Jamal Musiala and Thomas Müller have interchangeably slotted in as attacking midfield types with the ability to spell time out on the wings. Serge Gnabry and Kingsley Coman are both very talented options there, but suffer from a lack of reliability with their frequent injuries.
Fuhrich is a very solid player who could be a strong add for Bayern.
This section thus deals with a lot of ifs. I think Bayern could theoretically look at it and say Serge Gnabry, Kingsley Coman, Jamal Musiala, Thomas Müller and then maybe some Mathys Tel, as well another who can play wing at a good level, and be content. But, if they choose to sell one of Gnabry or Coman, which I think they should, Bayern could be in the hunt for a replacement there. They've already been linked with German international talent Chris Führich. He has been very good for Stuttgart this past season, and would only cost Bayern a fraction of some bigger names. At 26-years old, Führich could still give Bayern a solid run of play, and has shown some versatility to alternate sides or even drop into the midfield as required. He's a steady and solid player, not a superstar by any means, but could serve as a valuable rotational piece if Bayern do move on from Coman or Gnabry.
Another option would be the speedy Nico Williams, a 21-year old Spanish winger playing for Athletic Bilbao. He's going to be in the very expensive price tag range, but with his combination of potential, production thus far, and excitement, he could be well worth the cost. Another younger option here, and a more affordable one, would be Brajan Gruda, a 19-year right-side winger playing for Mainz. He infamously had the jersey swap photo already with Thomas Müller and seems like a rising talent with 27 appearances for Mainz. While Gruda statistically hasn't had much production thus far, at just 19-years old, he's given some very promising performances against the likes of Bayern and Dortmund as well while getting acclimated to life in the Bundesliga.
If Bayern continues to play Tel more as a winger than a true no. 9 striker, which I think is also the correct call, then Bayern are going to need to be in search of a strong replacement for Eric Chuopo-Maxim after this season, a genuine backup to Harry Kane. There are two routes they can go which is to either find a youngster who could theoretically take over for Kane in 2-3 years (as most of the reports indicated he'd probably want to return to the Premier League before the end of his career to chase the all-time EPL goal record), or a veteran looking to milk the last couple of years out of their career and be a part of a championship squad. If Bayern go the youngster route, two names that stick out are Leipzig's Benjamin Šeško, a towering 20-year old Slovenian who has looked really sharp in Leipzig spelling Lois Openda. Sesko would likely cost a pretty penny, but if Bayern are willing to pay it, I think they should make that move. If they want a more budget friendly option than perhaps angling for Hoffenheim's recent DFB call-up, Maximillian Beier as a promising up-and-comer could be in the cards. Beier scored against Bayern in the final match of the season. Not as young, but Wolfsburg's Jonas Wind, a 25-year old Danish talent, could perhaps fit nicely, as he can also operate as a second striker and produced 11 goals in the Bundesliga this past season.
If Bayern want a veteran option, Serhou Guirassy has been a player that Bayern are already linked to. He's also got some interest from Dortmund and Tottenham as of late. While Guirassy is a fun player, and a talented one, as he was second in the Bundesliga in terms of goals scored, I don't think that he should be a significant priority for Bayern, as they need to allocate funds to other positions before coming around to landing a backup striker to Harry Kane. And since we've mentioned significant versatility for a lot of others, both Mathys Tel and Thomas Müller could certainly be able to fill in situationally, though if there's a major injury to Kane that becomes more problematic.
Personally, the move I think is much more likely is finding a veteran striker on a lower level squad who might be interest in chasing some titles with a bigger club. Bayern added Chuopo-Maxim as a 31-year old, albeit from PSG rather than a smaller club, but I do think it's a decent example of a reasonable move Bayern can make to shore up their depth without breaking out too much spending. Two names I think really intrigue in this kind of mold are Hoffenheim's Andrej Kramarić, a 32-year old Croatian forward who scored 15 goals this past season for Die Kraichgauer, including a hat trick against Bayern in the season finale as well. The other one is Tim Kleindienst, a 28-year old German who has played largely in the 2. Bundesliga but has spent a few seasons in the top league at Heidenheim and Freiburg during his career. He had an excellent showing in Heidenheim's upset win over Bayern earlier this season, netting himself a brace, two of his twelve total goals this season. Both are veteran, experienced strikers with some capacity, but might be open to a diminished role behind Harry Kane in order to potentially get some bigger opportunities with Bayern's pedigree.

Final Squad Planning

Now, time to prioritize.
  • Top priority for me would be figuring out what Joshua Kimmich is going to do. I'd still love to extend him, and ideally keep him at right-back which he's indicated he's open to. Besides, Kimmich's non-stop motor, stamina, and intensity make him well suited to being a highly versatile piece, so someone who starts at right-back every week, but can easily spell others in the midfield throughout the season. That's the top priority.
  • Next one is figuring out who goes. In this exercise I am going to go ahead and move forward with the idea that I would sell the following players:
    • Midfielder Leon Goretzka
    • Winger Serge Gnabry
    • Defender Dayot Upamecano
    • Left-Back Alphonso Davies
  • I could certainly be talked into selling some others, like Kingsley Coman, Kim Min-jae, or Noussair Mazaraoui, maybe even Leroy Sane if the contract talks don't prove fruitful. In this scenario, let's just say Kimmich is set to take on the right-back role, and thus we facilitate a departure for Noussair Mazraoui who still is in a stage in his career where he could command a bigger role at plenty of other quality clubs. With Kimmich and Stanisic taking on the roles there, the right back spot remains set.
  • Before we even think about what the team needs, I'd see what Bayern can make happen to bring in PSG's Xavi Simons into the lineup, ideally a loan with an option to buy afterwards, though PSG seems reluctant to sell, and thus it's probably only a loan on the table. I'd still be fine with a one-year loan, as it'd set Bayern up to see about integrating him for one season and then either pursue and land Florian Wirtz next summer, or at that point revisit a purchase with PSG.
  • After that, Bayern's defense needs better shape. They've had some rough stretches lately, and while the backline has shown some shakiness, I think adding a true no. 6 to command more of the structure and steadiness there is ideal. I would prioritize a pursuit of Everton's Amadou Onana, as his time in Germany suggests he'll be able to integrate into the team quite easily. Palhinha would be my backup option.
  • Next up is the left-back role, and I'd be glad to see them make a big signing here, going for Theo Hernandez, whom it already sounds like they've been back-channeling with to facilitate something. He's a world class player who should fit just about any manager. After him, I think my next choices would be Maatsen and then Mittelstadt, though at that point, I would just as soon not sell Mazraoui and let him take over at left-back. But if they can move Davies, get Theo, then I am estatic.
  • I'd want another CB option here with Upamecano on the way out. If it's de Zerbi as the manager, Riccardo Calafiori seems like a no brainer for him to add, though Kevin Danso would be a fun choice as well, as both play similar styles.
  • For a striker behind Harry Kane, I'd make a push for Hoffenheim's Maximillian Beier. He's a very talented younger player, and Bayern can use him behind Kane and then he has the pace and speed to contribute as an additional versatile forward.
  • With Gnabry out, the right wing needs some solidifying. Even though Sane is the starter, it would be nice to have further options there, so we'll go ahead and target Stuttgart's Chris Führich to join Bayern. Again, versatile and can be an excellent piece for Bayern.
  • After that, it's youth stacking time, as I'd push to add both Assan Ouédraogo and Brajan Gruda, though probably with the desire to send both out on loan for another season or so. The priority is towards Assan, but either would be a very fun add.
Additions:
Position Player Former Club Valuation*
MID Amadou Onana Everton €50.00m
MID Xavi Simons PSG Loan
LB Theo Hernández AC Milan €60.00m
CB Riccardo Calafiori Bologna €25.00m
ST Maximillian Beier Hoffenheim €24.00m
RW Chris Führich Stuttgart €23.50m
MID Assan Ouédraogo Schalke €15.00m
RW Brajan Gruda Mainz €9.00m
*- number listed is the value projected for the player on Transfermarkt for the sake of consistency.**- my preference here would be to facilitate a loan with an option to buy for Simons.
And of course, that means a number of players need to depart. Here's ultimately who I'd move on from:
Position Player Any Where In Mind? Valuation*
MID Leon Goretzka Juventus €30.00m
RW Serge Gnabry €45.00m
CB Dayot Upamecano €50.00m
LB Alphonso Davies Real Madrid €60.00m
RB Noussair Mazraoui €30.00m
Again, just using the Transfermarkt values for consistency on these. This would lead to pretty much net zero spending if only these values were used. The reality of it probably becomes that Bayern would end up shelling out more than they'd get back, as I know, just off the top of my head, that with Davies contract where it's at, it's likely he wouldn't command as much as the valuation indicates. So overall, it's a spot where if Bayern can sell some of these guys for bigger figures, they can make multiple changes to the squad to revamp it.

Bayern Munich "Depth Chart" 2024-2025 Season

Harry Kane (left), and Joshua Kimmich (right front) are major pieces for Bayern's chances at a turnaround.
The idea of a "depth chart" isn't used in international football as much as it is in other sports, namely American football. However, think it's a useful organizational tool to get a feel for roughly what the squad would look like headed into this next season. The bolded names are the ones I'd most want in an ideal starting XI, and then the rotation and depth players would also see various minutes based on how far into the Champions League, Pokal, and other competitions that Bayern goes through, or injuries require.
Position Starter Rotation Depth
Goalkeeper Manuel Neuer Sven Ulreich Johannes Schenk
Left Back Theo Hernández Raphaël Guerreiro Adam Aznou
Centre Back Riccardo Calafiori Eric Dier Tarik Buchmann
Centre Back Matthijs de Ligt Kim Min-Jae - - -
Right Back Joshua Kimmich Josip Stanišić Sacha Boey
Defensive Midfield Amadou Onana Konrad Laimer Noel Aseko Nkili
Central Midfield Aleksandar Pavlović (Joshua Kimmich) Lovro Zvonarek
Attacking Midfield Xavi Simons* Thomas Müller Arijon Ibrahimović
Left Wing Jamal Musiala Kingsley Coman Yusuf Kabadayı
Striker Harry Kane Maximillian Beier - - -
Right Wing Leroy Sané Mathys Tel Bryan Zaragoza
And this sets up fairly well for the 2025 summer transfer window, as Bayern can aim to bring in Leverkusen's Florian Wirtz, and either shift Musiala over to the left wing, where I personally think he has the highest potential, or find ways to integrate both together more centrally.
Loans
Position Player Club
GK Daniel Peretz R.S.C. Anderlecht (Belgium)
MID Paul Wanner Lower Bundesliga.
LB Frans Krätzig Austria Wien
MID Assan Ouédraogo Schalke
Could also maybe throw in a loan move for Zaragoza depending on how things shape out there. Feel bad for him. Not much opportunity for the guy lately.
Probably plenty of other good options, and I'm sure there's some parts that'll happen quite differently than projected, but this would be my ideal outcome for Bayern at this stage in the process. It's been a rough process so far, but think there's still lots of potential for Bayern with a revamped and refreshed squad.
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2024.05.18 12:11 bman_16 So I've recently rewatched all of the series up to present point. Here are my thoughts/rankings. Pt 7 - Season 7

So I've recently rewatched all of the series up to present point. Here are my thoughts/rankings. Pt 7 - Season 7
NOTE: All of these are just my opinion. Feel free to disagree.
Ratings:
The Bad
  • 1/10 - The Worst: Episodes that I despise
  • 2/10 - Awful: Epsiodes I hate
  • 3/10 - Bad: Episodes I think are bad
The Mediocre
  • 4/10 - Not Very Good: Episodes I don't like but have good parts in them
  • 5/10 - Alright: Episodes I think are ok/don't care much for
  • 6/10 - Decent: Episodes I like but aren't crazy about
The Good
  • 7/10 - Good: Episodes I like
  • 8/10 - Great: Episodes I really like
  • 9/10 - Amazing: Episodes I love
  • 10/10 - The Best: Episodes I adore
Episode Ranking (From best to worst):
  1. The Bad Guy Club for Villains - 8/10: It says something when this is my favourite episode of the season, but the unique style of this one and the superhero cartoon parody makes for a pretty fun episode
  2. The Great Patty Caper - 7/10: Now this is how you do a mystery heist story
  3. Earworm - 7/10: After listening to that song, I'd probably be in the same position as SpongeBob
  4. Gary in Love - 7/10: Amazing how Gary can be the star of both one of the worst and one of the best episodes of this season
  5. Love That Squid - 7/10: I missed episodes where SpongeBob actually helps Squidward instead of just thinking he is
  6. The Inside Job - 7/10: I've always been fond of this one, it has a nice premise and is well-executed
  7. Enchanted Tiki Dreams - 7/10: I don't like the opening, but the rest of the episode has a nice vibe
  8. Krusty Dogs - 7/10: Retreads 'Bossy Boots' a bit, but the premise and jokes elevate this one
  9. Perfect Chemistry - 7/10: I like the Sandy and Plankton team-up in this one, makes this one stand out
  10. The Curse of Bikini Bottom - 6/10: Not big on the ending, but the rest is pretty good
  11. The Abrasive Side - 6/10: I like this one, though I could do without Patrick's snideness at the beginning
  12. Growth Sprout - 6/10: I love the rare moments we see where Mr Krabs actually cares for something other than his greed
  13. I Heart Dancing - 6/10: The nice dancing scenes carry this one
  14. Greasy Buffoons - 6/10: It's overall decent but I like how this isn't the same old 'trying to steal the formula' type of episode
  15. Whelk Attack - 6/10: It's crazy how this has more monster action than the one that's about an actual monster
  16. Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle - 6/10: The best episode of the Legends of Bikini Bottom mini-series
  17. Karate Star - 6/10: Been a hot minute since we've had a karate episode, and this one ain't too bad
  18. Tunnel of Glove - 6/10: Could've done without the Patrick subplot, but it's overall fine
  19. Squidward in ClarinetLand - 5/10: I like the weird visuals but I feel the pacing and story let it down a bit
  20. Buried in Time - 5/10: It's alright though for some reason, I always think this is a Season 5 or 6 episode.
  21. The Curse of the Hex - 5/10: Good premise, just doesn't do enough with it
  22. The Play's the Thing - 5/10: It has some good jokes, but aside from that, I'd rather watch 'Culture Shock'
  23. Sponge-Cano! - 5/10: I like the gratitude song, but the ending is bogus
  24. Model Sponge- 5/10: Fine idea but I feel they don't do enough with it
  25. The Cent of Money - 5/10: I should hate this episode more, but I have a bit of fondness for it, so...
  26. Shellback Shenanigans - 5/10: It's amazing how there are three episodes this season with the exact same premise
  27. Grandma's Secret Recipe - 5/10: I don't mind SpongeBob being gullible, but this is pushing it
  28. The Masterpiece - 5/10: Is there even a plot to this episode?
  29. The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom - 5/10: For such a thrilling title, there sure is a lot of nothing interesting happening
  30. New Fish in Town - 5/10: This is a great episode premise, so why is this episode so drab?
  31. Rodeo Daze - 4/10: This could've been a good episode if it didn't just meander on the same joke again and again
  32. Summer Job - 4/10: An interesting premise held back by SpongeBob's annoying persona
  33. A Day Without Tears - 4/10: This one's just 'Funny Pants' except it's about SpongeBob's crying
  34. The Wreck of the Mauna Loa - 4/10: Did Mr Krabs need to be in this one?
  35. Back to the Past - 4/10: Patrick constantly causing issues isn't funny and the episode doesn't even have a proper conclusion
  36. You Don't Know Sponge - 4/10: We get it, Patrick's a dumb friend, can you move on with it?
  37. SpongeBob's Last Stand - 4/10: I like the songs but they really botched the message by having everyone in favour of the highway be idiots
  38. That Sinking Feeling - 4/10: To give this season credit, the Neighbour episodes aren't as bad as last season.
  39. Kracked Krabs - 4/10: Dealing with one cheap crustation is bad enough, but now we have a whole room of them!?
  40. Hide and Then What Happens? - 4/10: How can they make the concept of SpongeBob and Patrick playing hide and seek so boring?
  41. Big Sister Sam - 3/10: I don't find Sam funny and this episode is just her destroying things. Where's the funny?
  42. One Coarse Meal - 3/10: Just because I don't hate it as much as everyone else does doesn't mean it's not a bad episode
  43. Down the Drain - 3/10: My vote for the worst plot of a SpongeBob episode
  44. Tentacle Vision - 3/10: Don't you just love how everybody highjacks Squidward's show for the stupidest of reasons? Cause I sure don't
  45. Stuck in the Wringer - 3/10: Most of this episode is fine, but that scene with the background fish is infuriating and not needed
  46. Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful - 3/10: That police fish is my least favourite character in this show
  47. Someone's in the Kitchen With Sandy - 2/10: The whole subplot of this episode would not be as annoying if Sandy had just worn the space suit
  48. Trench Billies - 2/10: This episode is stupid, both in story and in visuals
  49. A Pal for Gary - 1/10: This one speaks for itself. SpongeBob is badly written and the episode as a whole is more frustrating than it is funny
  50. Yours, Mine and Mine - 1/10: Patrick is insufferable throughout yet the episode tries to make me believe that he and SpongeBob are equally in the wrong. Guess what? It doesn't work and makes this episode a chore.
Season Overall - 5/10: Not surprisingly, Season 7 turned out to not be an upgrade from Season 6. In fact, I'd argue it's even worse. It's still mostly episodes I find meh or don't care for, but the amount of episodes I dislike or flat-out hate is larger in this season than in any season previously. Unless Season 8 is worse, this is my least favourite season of the show thus far
Tier List:
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2024.05.18 07:56 Odd-Hand-2026 They were expelled OUT OF EUROPE !! Same as Moab after the ice age.. Because to have a EL is to be in BONDAGE!! = Yoke !!! The Bible says “Men LOVE Darkness rather than light” 💡 because their DEEDS WERE EVIL. But the light of these “Extra terrestrial” planets aren’t the same as Earth 🌞.

They were expelled OUT OF EUROPE !! Same as Moab after the ice age.. Because to have a EL is to be in BONDAGE!! = Yoke !!! The Bible says “Men LOVE Darkness rather than light” 💡 because their DEEDS WERE EVIL. But the light of these “Extra terrestrial” planets aren’t the same as Earth 🌞. submitted by Odd-Hand-2026 to u/Odd-Hand-2026 [link] [comments]


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Must-Have Gear Equip yourself with essential gear to enhance your outdoor adventures. A reliable tent like the Coleman Sundome offers comfort and protection. The LifeStraw Personal Water Filter is a must-have for safe drinking water. A durable cooler like the YETI Tundra ensures your food and drinks stay fresh. Don’t forget a portable camping stove for easy meal preparation and a headlamp for nighttime activities. These items ensure you’re prepared for a safe and enjoyable trip.
Unforgettable Memories Create and share unforgettable memories from your outdoor adventures. Whether it’s camping under the starry skies of Grand Canyon National Park, splashing in the cool waters of Sliding Rock in North Carolina, or hiking the picturesque trails of Zion National Park, these experiences enrich our lives and connect us with nature. Research shows that spending time outdoors can significantly improve mental health, reduce stress, and enhance overall well-being.
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2024.05.18 02:17 daydreamin_617 HELP.

Okay. Apologies in advance for the long post, I’m just trying to give people the most amount of background information so I can get some good recommendations.
My Hubbie and I share this screenname so just so it’s clear this is the wife posting lol:
I’m a 34YO F 5’1”-2”. My weight has alwayssssss fluctuated my whole life throughout the year due to my appetite changing with the seasons- I eat less in the summer time and eat much more fresh fruit and cold raw meals like salads in the summer compared to the winter when I eat all kinds of savory comfort style meals. It used to bother me a lot but I’m okay with it now because I’m healthy but these days the numbers are 175-195lbs. I am a VERY busy mom of two. Besides always having some responsibility that needs to be done- I’m the type of person that in my “down time” I don’t ever stop moving or sit still much. I love being outside and while I’m not a runner or gymrat I am super active and choose to walk instead of drive whenever it’s an option like my supermarket is a block away and I’m always carrying back heavy groceries cus I’ll forget that I walked and didn’t drive there lol. I also walk my dog 2-3x a day for at least 15 mins, but often we will be out for closer to an hour. I’m always playing outside with my kids. My watch clocks me right now at an average of walking 6miles and 14,000 steps a day based on the last 26 weeks.
From the age of 18 to about 31 I was a waitress/bartender and worked on my feet at least full time and up to 60 hours a week. Right before COVID hit I started working as a chef at a prestigious retirement home& still stand for about half of my work shifts- there’s definitely more down time than when I was a server- but I still do at least one 12 hour workday a week.
I have no arch. I am a heavy walker, everyone makes fun of me throughout my life that they know when I’m coming because I “thunder” around lol. I used to feel most comfortable in converse and vans but I can’t wear them anymore sadly, they hurt my feet so much. Then I was wearing mostly timberland style boots. Now I cannot wear anything except for crocs because it all hurts my feet.
The last time I went to a podiatrist he barely touched my feet and said it was PF and recommended I wear shoes with more arch support. Arch support hurts my feet so fucking bad. Like I will be limping by the end of the day if I wear insoles with arch support. I have one foot that’s worse than the other, but both my ankles swell and seem to have fluid built up in the joint where the ankle bone is on the outer side of my foot/leg. No matter how much I ice them or massage them, the fluid build up never goes away.
I can’t get out of bed in the AM unless I slid into my “house” pair of crocs to stand first thing waking up. I take off my work crocs when I get home and put on my house crocs and stay in them until I walk to bed and take them off to lay down.
I have always worn a 7&1/2 in women’s but now I am thinking I should try either an 8 or a wide size in both those two sizes because the crocs have allowed my toes to splay back out into a more healthy form (compared to photos online of what toe splay should look like.) When I was wearing converse and vans if I put my two feet together my two big toes would make a V shape and all my toes were squashed together. It’s a lot better now. I just don’t know what shoes to try. I’m in pain most days and walk with a limp pretty often. I trip a lot more now because I can’t lift my feet very high when I walk.
I just accepted a job offer where I will be walking a LOT more. Like delivering packages walking more& I don’t want this shit to ruin this career opportunity for me.
Any recommendations are so appreciated and thank you for taking the time to read my post and give me your input :)
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2024.05.18 00:41 PM_ME_CORGI_PUPPERS Clone House Review: Dua

Dua felt like high end knockoffs – they’re not spot-on replications but they still smell good. They’re more consistently B/B+ clones; compared to other houses with more hits and misses, I’m not holding my breath that the next Dua I try won’t be outright bad. They’re the best value of the widespread American clone houses at $55 for 3.4 oz, but price aside, I’d only pick a Dua fragrance if Montagne and Alexandria were sold out. I was impressed with the original Nomad scent of theirs that I tried, but at $150 for 1.7 oz, it shouldn’t be considered with the clones.

Dua Black Beauty (Parfums de Marly Ispazon)

If this is an accurate clone, I can see why Parfums de Marly discontinued Ispazon. The first spray slapped me in the face with heavy green notes of bay leaf and thyme made even heavier with slightly too much musk; there are citrus notes present but I barely smell them. The bay leaf reminded me of my chili recipe and the thyme of Christmas roasts, which isn’t usually what I look for in a cologne. I would expect to smell this at an AARP meeting; when I wore it, I had a sudden urge to hike my pants up past my belly button. The wafts off of my arm were a nice, smooth fougere citrus, but up close this smells heavy with a slight dirt accord from the musk – this cologne was definitely made for the benefit of people around the wearer. This lasts a ridiculous amount of time and I could still smell it on my skin 11 hours later, a bit to my chagrin. I’ll avoid this one in the future, but if you want to smell like a suit-wearing executive who thinks nobody notices his combover, this is right up your alley. Not blind buy friendly.

Dua Drowning in Vanilla X (Nishane Ani X)

Drowning in Vanilla X starts about an hour into the sequence of Ani X; once there, the scents are very similar. The Dua takes the usual clone route of being a bit more heavy-handed with the notes and a bit more synthetic, but follows the same pattern from (just after) opening to drydown. Where Ani X smells like a fancy fruit platter of honeydew and citrus on the table, Drowning in Vanilla X smells like a ripe, dripping honeydew on the plate in front of you. Where Ani X adds light spice with pink pepper and ginger, Drowning in Vanilla X adds a bit more. Where Ani X smells like a melon split sundae at an upscale restaurant, Drowning in Vanilla X smells like the same dish recreated at the 24-hour diner off Main Street. All of the notes are there but, even though they aren’t the same quality as the original, still make a lovely fragrance that mixes a floral melon freshie with a winter vanilla scent. It stays a nice melony, citrusy, floral vanilla for a few hours before introducing some wood notes in the drydown as the melon fades. Becomes a skin scent at about 7-8 hours and lasts about 10-12.

Dua Exotic Hammer (Lorenzo Pazzaglia Summer Hammer)

Exotic Hammer takes you through the Bath & Body Works version of a full day on the beach. Each note smells like an approximation of the ingredient; it’s not synthetic but doesn’t smell realistic. The opening is an immediate blast of sweet tropical fruit – pineapple, coconut, and mango with a touch of floral notes – that makes you feel like you’re splashing in the water under the bright sun at noon.
Within 3-4 hours, the in-your-face fruit fades a bit as sea notes and wood come through to amp up the ocean vibe; the middle notes are perfect for reading a book in a beach chair under the shade of an umbrella at about 5:00. The drydown (~6+ hours) still feels tropical but the wood and sea notes are stronger, with the addition of musk; it smells like a nice evening after the sun has set with a nice bonfire crackling in the distance.
I haven’t had the chance to test Summer Hammer but I’d be surprised if this were a 1:1 clone.

Dua Fortune (Xerjoff Naxos)

If you know what Naxos smells like but can’t get your hands on a bottle or sample, Fortune will scratch the itch until you can. If you don’t know what Naxos smells like, this is relatively close without breaking the bank. I have a sample of Naxos in a drop bottle, so head-to-head comparisons may not be 100% accurate.
Fortune opens with beautiful honeyed tobacco with complements of citrus and cinnamon. It’s heavier and leans darker than Naxos; I like the smell but can tell it’s a clone. It isn’t overly synthetic but doesn’t have the same ingredient quality as the original. The citrus starts to fade after about an hour as the honey, tobacco, cashmeran, and vanilla blend to make an intoxicating sweet and dark scent. The cashmeran is a bit heavier than I’d like and a bit heavier than my sample of Naxos, but I don’t know if that’s due to spraying vs dabbing. By ~4 hours in, the base is more of a woody leather than tobacco; I’d call it a leather scent instead of a tobacco scent. It’s almost a skin scent within 5 hours, which, surprisingly enough, is longer than another popular Naxos clone (Voux Elegante). I haven’t tried the Alexandria or Montagne versions but I’d say the Dua is closer than any Middle Eastern clone and pales in comparison to the original.

Dua Nomad Singapore

Even if you, like me, have never been to Singapore, this scent is immediately recognizable as inspired by Southeast Asia. It opens with a variety of notes, including kaffir lime, brown sugar, and a sour fruity sweetness that I couldn’t place but is likely durian. Also present are other notes I wouldn’t associate with Singapore – apple strudel and praline, for example – but they add a good floral sweetness. After about an hour, the raw brown sugar smell fades to a warm, sweet, sour, and savory blend. It evolves from opening to drydown but keeps the same uniquely Singaporean profile the whole time.
This fragrance is a heavy warm weather scent that is best worn in a tropical climate (or a humid summer day if you live somewhere like Chicago). This scent is not a mass-appeal crowd pleaser; if you prefer lighter scents and/or aren’t a fan of Singaporean ingredients or food (or similar cuisines like Malaysian, Indonesian, or Thai) then I wouldn’t pick a bottle of this. It lasts for about ~5-6 hours before becoming a skin scent, but I can still smell it on my arm over 10 hours later. Absolutely not a blind buy.

Dua The Rise of Adonis (Argos Awakens)

The opening is a jumble of indiscernible citrus and rose with a nice touch of nose-tickling peppry spice. Rose and raspberry become more pronounced after 30-40 minutes; after another hour, the scent becomes more well rounded as cashmeran and wood notes make it a bit warmer. It smells like walking into a flower shop with an overpriced smoothie shop next door. It’s a bit heavier and more synthetic than Argos Awakens, which I was lucky enough to sample. By the drydown, it’s about 90% similar to the OG, but smells like a cheaper imitation rather than a faithful clone. The projection was about 2 inches within three hours, and the scent was just about gone by the end of the day. It’s not my style and a bit too synthetic – even compared to other Dua scents I’ve tried – even if it were.
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2024.05.18 00:35 Cadetttt Best time to plant zone 8b, with plenty of rain coming

Hello, I am doing raised garden beds this year and have just put in all my colder crops; lettuce, collard, mustard greens and onion.
I've got some summer squash and lemon cucumber, a few pumpkin varieties as well as many different flower mixes.
I was going to plant from now to late May, waiting for that nice warm weather, but it seems in my area it will be rainy and in the low 60s/40s for the remainder of the month. (Washington, Zone 8b)
Should I pick the driest days and plant anyways or wait out the rain a few more week? Shall I just plant my flower seeds and hold off on the squashes? I don't want my warm loving plants to be too cold to germinate.
Thank you and may your gardens grow bountiful this season
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2024.05.18 00:02 spartachilles Summary of President Charles Edward Merriam's First Term (May 4th, 1948 - February 10th, 1949) A House Divided Alternate Elections

Summary of President Charles Edward Merriam's First Term (May 4th, 1948 - February 10th, 1949) A House Divided Alternate Elections
Charles Edward Merriam, the 37th President of the United States, Official Presidential Portrait
The Poisoned Chalice
Upon taking the presidential oath of office after the resignation of President Alvin York, Charles Edward Merriam found himself at the helm of a rudderless ship. Civil unrest was at an all-time high due to mass protests against York’s preemptive nuclear strike and large-scale labor strikes, much of the cabinet had been left vacant by a wave of resignations following York’s controversial decision not to consult his own advisors on the decision, and an already uneasy economy had been thrown into chaos by the total obliteration of a major trading partner. Even the sky itself had visibly darkened while global temperatures dropped, bringing about cries of the end times being visited upon Earth for man’s folly. In this moment of national crisis, Merriam took to the airwaves with a radio address to the American people asking them to unite with him in a national effort for the first 100 days of his presidency to right the course of the country amidst the national crisis.
Moving with alacrity to fill the vacancies within his cabinet and bring his administration into full gear, Merriam leaned upon his network of academic contacts to appoint a ring of economic, industrial, and social science experts — Jacob Viner, Bessie Louise Pierce, George W. Taylor, and Leo Wolman — into several key cabinet positions. Similarly, rather than appoint a political operative as his Secretary of State or War, he instead chose to elevate career diplomat and acting Secretary of State Joseph Grew into his position permanently while promoting War Department General Counsel William Marbury Jr. to be Secretary of War. Finding both Secretary of the Navy James V. Forrestal and Secretary of Agriculture John Marvin Jones to be highly competent and sufficiently disentangled from the chaos of the York administration, Merriam requested that the pair remain in their positions. However, Postmaster General Thomas Perkins Henderson would not be so lucky, as Merriam distrusted his close ties to President York and felt the office was wracked by cronyism, thus requesting his immediate resignation to be replaced with former Louisiana Governor and highly regarded reformist Sam H. Jones. To round out his cabinet, Merriam appointed California Governor Earl Warren as his Attorney General due to Warren’s wealth of experience in suppressing syndicalist insurrectionists in his home state, as well as Delaware Senator and businessman J. Allen Frear to manage the Department of the Interior with an eye towards economizing a bloated department.

Secretary of State Joseph Grew, a defining member of the Merriam administration with his foreign policy expertise during the world’s darkest hour.
Calming a Roiling Sea
Believing that anxiety surrounding a national economy plagued by boundless problems was at the root of the national malaise that might yet inspire a resurgence of syndicalism, Merriam quickly moved to restore confidence for both consumers and businesses. As a first step to move past the combative relationships that President Hughes and York held with organized labor, Merriam invited newly minted American Federation of Labor President George Meany for a symbolic meeting to discuss labor issues and establish an informal political alliance to raise wages and working standards as a means to settle the persistent labor unrest. Thus, President Merriam and his Secretary of Labor George W. Taylor began applying the National Labor Arbitration Act to settle hundreds of strikes across the country resulting in a moderate nationwide increase in wage levels and the proliferation of employer-provided healthcare as a commonly provided benefit. Taylor even proved successful in earning the begrudging respect of Congress of Industrial Organizations President Walter Reuther’s respect despite the organization’s more explicitly confrontational approach to industrial relations.
Despite this success in the application of labor arbitration, Merriam’s ambition of comprehensive legislation to establish a formal system of corporatist economic structures was repeatedly frustrated by the inability to secure enough bipartisan support in the House of Representatives to pass several successive iterations of his proposals. Yet as a longtime proponent of executive power, Merriam was not entirely thwarted by this setback and notably issued an Executive Order forming the Office of National Research headed by MIT President Karl T. Compton and complemented by a number of figures in both the natural and social sciences to direct national research efforts towards answering pressing questions of the new atomic age. Perhaps the most significant of its achievements were the pioneering of new sanitation, public health, and antibiotic techniques to finally stamp out the bubonic plague epidemic that had persisted since the initial Japanese bioweapon attack. Furthermore, Speaker of the House Wright Patman was successful in passing a budget through the House substantially scaling back wartime spending and taxation in light of the transition of the United States military from a combat force to an occupation force abroad. Anticipating a corresponding decrease in inflation, Merriam worked with his Secretary of Commerce Leo Wolman to begin the process of relieving wartime price controls that had remained in place throughout the York administration while encouraging the development of private industrial codes of conduct for businesses to self-regulate prices.

A wartime propaganda poster supporting labor arbitration that continued distribution under the Merriam presidency.
Sewing A Tattered World
America was not the only country suffering in the aftermath of the Second World War. The decade-long war had wreaked havoc upon the entire world and left entire nations virtually leveled by bombs and depleted of their resources. American efforts at international reconstruction had been haphazard and largely left in the hands of private charities during the York administration, much to the consternation of its allies and the occupied peoples. Thus, out of a mixture of humanitarian reasons, a desire to restore America’s international reputation, and a calculation that such destruction could breed communist movements such as the syndicalist revolt that had embroiled the United States, Secretary of State Joseph Grew proposed a much more ambitious plan that would soon bear his name. With the strong support of President Merriam, Congress earmarked a staggering $15 billion with wide bipartisan support to be distributed to European governments for necessary imports of food and basic materials from the United States as well as for industrial investments to rebuild the European economy. An ancillary fund was likewise also established to support the reconstruction of China, which had been ravaged by brutal warfare with Imperial Japan. As a committed supporter of free trade, President Merriam also used the leverage of the Grew Plan to compel the recipients of the funding to lower trade barriers between one another and with the United States in order to stimulate international trade. The sole major holdout would be the United Kingdom, where Prime Minister Aneurin Bevan remained committed to an autarkic system of steep trade barriers outside the Imperial system since the country had suffered far less damage than its peers in the Second World War.
Another guiding principle of President Merriam’s approach to international reconstruction would be a wide-ranging program of technical assistance. With the country’s decades-long commitment to widely available public education and a sophisticated network of universities engaged in industrial research, the American economy had come to be regarded as the most technologically advanced in the entire world. Already under President Dewey, the United States had begun programs of sharing its technical expertise in production methods and industrial organization to China and the countries of Latin America. Thus, Merriam’s formalization of an Office for Technical Assistance under the Department of State was an extension of an already well-established practice. With support from personnel and agencies in the Departments of Labor and Commerce, the Office of Technical Assistance undertook a wide-ranging and sophisticated statistical analysis of European industries to identify weaknesses in productivity while arranging for large-scale observation visits by European industrial leaders as well as the collation and distribution of technical literature in order to disseminate best practices across continents. Following the initial success of the program in Europe over the first months of his term, Merriam proceeded with an extension of the program to developing nations in the Middle East and South Asia in order to modernize their economies as well.

A meeting of Grew Plan information chiefs in the American Embassy in France.
Year Without Summer
While atomic weapons had been deployed several times throughout the Second World War to destroy French, Russian, and Japanese cities, they had never been used on the scale ordered by President Alvin York to destroy the German Empire. As a result of the simultaneous destruction of dozens of German cities in fiery infernos, the atmosphere of the planet itself became choked by a layer of ash and soot that demonstrably lowered global temperatures in the following months. With the effect coined as a “nuclear winter” by British chemist Samuel Glasstone, a world food supply already challenged by the disruptions of war experienced a dramatic shortfall in agricultural production sending many war-ravaged areas teetering into famine. However, this presented a unique opportunity for the United States, which had for decades struggled with chronic overproduction of agricultural products causing dim economic prospects for the nation’s farmers. Now, there was a ready market for the surplus in the United States that persisted even through the nuclear winter.
Though European governments were already using their Grew Plan funds to import American food products in large amounts, Secretary of Agriculture John Marvin Jones was determined to employ the powers of the federal government in assistance of this shift. Backed by a series of executive orders from President Merriam, Jones vastly expanded the neglected Populist-era Sub-Treasury system to grant easy credit and storage solutions to farmers who lacked sufficient capital to take advantage of the vastly increased demand for their product while also using wartime legislation to purchase eroded land for its rehabilitation and resale for food production by government experts. Much like the rest of the executive branch, at Merriam’s direction the Department of Agriculture also leaned into partnerships with dozens of agricultural colleges spread throughout the United States to collect and publish a corpus of literature on improved farming practices and fertilizer production techniques to further stimulate production.

Electrical lines going up on a rural farm as part of a program pioneered by Secretary of Agriculture John Marvin Jones to further develop American agriculture.
New World Order
Having earned widespread popularity among the American public for his statesmanship at home and thus leaving the November elections with a decisive popular mandate, Merriam turned to the pressing issue of foreign affairs in the latter half of his term. In the chaos of the Second World War and its immediate aftermath, the powers of the Grand Alliance had failed to conclusively agree on the structures of the post-war world. Even after the destruction of the German Empire, which had been the largest obstacle in the effort to conclude new international agreements, debate raged on what form these would take as the world federalist movement took root across the globe. In order to lay the foundation of future global cooperation, Merriam began by reviving the institutions of the Hague Treaty that had been rendered inoperative by the withdrawal of participation by several countries and subsequent outbreak of the Second World War. While the Permanent Court of International Arbitration would be restored largely unchanged from its original construction, the International Monetary Fund would be greatly transformed due to President Merriam’s influential support for John Maynard Keynes’s proposal to formulate a supranational currency called “bancor” to be the unit of account for an International Clearing Union tasked with regulating international trade.
While many nationalists and isolationists decried Merriam’s move towards the internationalization of monetary policy, the circle of Atlanticists within the party led by Vice President Edward J. Meeman was urging him to go even further towards world government. Compelled by a promise made to the Atlanticist faction during his party’s National Convention, President Merriam authorized the summoning of an international conference to discuss the concept of an Atlantic Union between the western democratic countries of the world. However, where many expected that Merriam might appoint a coterie of apathetic diplomats to undermine the movement, the President instead shockingly sent a delegation filled with committed Atlanticists led by New York Senator Grenville Clark, Tennessee Senator Estes Kefauver, and the proposal’s first author Clarence Streit to Brussels for the conference, much to the outrage of opponents of world federalism within his party. After weeks spent deliberating the minutiae of the Atlantic Union, the conference emerged just before the holiday season with a proposed constitution and hundreds of pages of documentation surrounding the historical precedents and contemporary reasoning behind the proposal to electrify the debate surrounding a world government.

A Time Magazine feature of Clarence Streit, one of the leading theorists behind the Atlantic Union proposal.
God’s Instrument or War Criminal?
The most controversial question hanging over the term of President Charles Edward Merriam was the fate of former President Alvin York. To many Americans, York had committed a crime against humanity comparable to those against which they had fought against for a decade and the incident ignited a debate surrounding presidential authority to deploy nuclear weapons. Throughout the initial months of his presidency, Merriam dodged questions surrounding the President and declined to make substantial public comment aside from occasional suggestions that the President had sole command over the United States military. At Merriam’s private urging, Speaker of the House Wright Patman also squashed suggestions that a President could still be impeached after leaving office. Likewise, Merriam directed the Justice Department not to open a federal prosecution against York and thus leaving the ailing former President’s case in legal limbo. Speaking out more strongly after his successful reelection campaign, Merriam clarified that while he found the act personally abhorrent it remained a legal exercise of the President’s powers as commander-in-chief and that as the victims were nationals of another country there was no basis for either a prosecution or a pardon in the name of crimes against the United States.
Beyond just the conduct of the President himself, the atomic bombing of Germany brought with it new concern around the governance of nuclear weapons. Believing that tight-lipped military control over nuclear weapons under wartime authority was a large factor in York’s ability to unilaterally strike Germany, the Senate’s sole independent Brien McMahon led the charge to place nuclear weapons and energy development under the control of an independent civilian commission appointed by both the President and the legislative officers. Though his bill died in committee, it inspired the Federalist Reform Party to counter with their own bill introduced by Kentucky Senator Andrew J. May replacing McMahon’s proposed commission with a board to be dominated by military officers exclusively appointed by the President. While the Federalist Reform majority in the Senate quickly passed the May bill over an attempted filibuster by McMahon, the bill came to a screeching halt in the House of Representatives where the opposition parties unified to fiercely oppose its passage. With Congress at an impasse, President Merriam issued executive orders continuing the status quo of the wartime project board that had been initiated by President Howard Hughes.

Independent Connecticut Senator Brien McMahon, who took leadership of the fight for civilian control over nuclear energy

Note: Not strictly bound by Merriam’s term, the following sections are meant to summarize the state of the world after the conclusion of the Second World War.
The Red Stars of Europe
Throughout the decade-spanning Second World War, the United Kingdom had been under the leadership of Conservative Prime Minister Duff Cooper. In order to maintain control against the irascible anti-war opposition led by Labour’s Oswald Mosley, Cooper had resorted to the royal authority of King Edward VIII to unilaterally bring the country into the war and cancel elections throughout its duration. While he had been successful in prosecuting the war to victory and securing the downfall of Mosley’s control over the Labour Party, when Cooper was finally forced to call elections at the war’s end he found voters profoundly unsympathetic to his accomplishments and his Tory government was defeated in a staggering landslide by the Labour Party. Thus, King Edward was reluctantly forced to appoint the Labour Party leader, Aneurin “Nye” Bevan, as the Prime Minister of the country. As an ally to former party leader Oswald Mosley, Bevan quickly embarked on the domestic implementation of the “Mosley Memorandum” to nationalize wide stretches of the British economy while also pursuing a massive expansion of the British welfare state. Following the atomic bombing of the German Empire, Bevan forcefully attacked the wanton use of weapons of mass destruction in a surprise attack and relations remained frosty even after York’s resignation as President Merriam cut off the United Kingdom from any knowledge sharing regarding nuclear power and weaponry.
Yet even the radicalism of Nye Bevan paled in comparison to that of the Spanish Republic, where a blossoming social and economic revolution was years underway. Following the victory of the leftist Republic against Nationalist forces in the country’s civil war, thanks in no small part to the decisive support of President Frank J. Hayes, agriculture was rapidly collectivized by the Spanish government while a combination of state support and syndicalist initiative led to over 75% of the industrial economy being brought under worker control. Taking inspiration from the writings and political efforts of American President John Dewey, the Spanish also imported many of his principles of progressive child-centric education while undertaking the community construction of centers of adult learning woven into forums of political debate. However, standing in stark contrast to the system of government on the mainland would be the so-called “Spanish State” existing in Spain’s African colonies. With their heavy conservative military presence, the colonies had formed a powerbase for the Spanish Nationalists and thus served as a natural place of refuge after their defeat in the war, while the socialist Republican government held little interest in reconquering a system of colonies that it found morally repugnant. Thus, the colonies became the host of a rival government and ruthless colonial state that came under the leadership of Falangist Agustin Aznar after he successfully orchestrated the murder of his political rivals to become the Jefe Nacional.

Prime Minister Aneurin Bevan of the United Kingdom, the sole power offering a serious challenge to American hegemony over the post-war world.
Integralism Lives?
After the surrenders of the Kingdoms of France and Italy during the Second World War, the Allied powers were too pressed for manpower in their colossal struggle against Russia and Japan in the East to administer a full military occupation. Thus, instead the administration of Howard Hughes accepted the continuation of their governments so long as they cooperated with American occupation authorities. As a result, Italian Integralism and its monarchy would continue under the auspices of General Pietro Badoglio who was vested by King Victor Emmanuel III and the Grand Council of Fascism as Italy’s new prime minister after the downfall of Benito Mussolini. However, Badoglio’s position would become increasingly unstable after the large-scale effort of the German Empire to fund and arm leftist Italian insurgents and increasingly dependent upon the United States occupation forces for support to avert their overthrow. While France would likewise retain its newly crowned King Henri VI, his political strategy would be markedly different from that of the Italians. Believing that the monarchist right would have no choice but to support him, Henri appointed socialist Vincent Auriol as his Prime Minister and issued a new liberal constitution to endear the political left to him as well. Final peace treaties with both countries, forced to be renegotiated after the destruction of the German Empire, would not yet be concluded by the end of President Merriam’s first term though the recognition of separatist movements in Brittany and Corsica was viewed as an implicit precondition by the American government.
As the political and military leadership of the German Empire had been devastated by the atomic bombings, the continuance of the Kaiserreich was not only seen as undesirable by President Alvin York but also simply impractical. Although York would not be able to oversee the country past its initial occupation, President Merriam held much the same opinion and negotiated the de jure abolition of the German Empire alongside the British and divided the country into two zones of occupation. Though relying on the expertise of the limited number of German experts who were both still alive and willing to cooperate with the occupation authorities, much of the day-to-day administration of the occupation zones would be carried out by the military forces of the occupying powers. Yet while the occupying forces made great strides in repairing the utterly destroyed nations and stabilizing its food supply, the occupation faced never before seen challenges with enormous incidence rates of cancer and a newly identified “atomic bomb disease” with poorly understood symptoms and little understanding of its treatment.

King Henri and Queen Isabelle of France, wearing a more austere style in an appeal to the French working class.
Blood Tide of the East
After Russia’s humiliating defeat in the Russo-Japanese War of 1934-1935, the country slipped into a dark period of brutal dictatorship at the hands of Anastasy Vonsyatsky and Ivan Solonevich. Yet few could have imagined that the horror could grow worse. The employment of strategic bombing against its crucial oil supply, the nuclear bombing of several of its cities, and worst of all an enormous anthrax attack targeted at its food supply caused the disintegration of Russia into famine and anarchy. As the powers of the Grand Alliance had declared victory and withdrew their troops from active fighting upon the surrender of Andrew Vlasov’s warlord band to western forces, the turmoil in Russia remained raging throughout President Merriam’s term with little outside intervention. Forces ranged from the claimed Romanov regent Mikhail Drozdovsky to the classical Integralist Boris Savinkov to the bloodthirsty racialist Bronislav Kaminski and dozens more in between fighting for the desiccated scraps of the once mighty country.
Ever vigilant on the frontier of this anarchy was the Reichskommissariat Muskowien, the former German puppet state instated by the Kaiser to facilitate the colonization of occupied Russian lands by German settlers. After its Reichskommissar was killed during the nuclear attack while visiting Berlin, his secretary Erich Koch seized control alongside a junta of military officers proclaiming the Reichskommissariat as a haven for the German people and embarking on a program of ethnic cleansing of the local Slavic population. Fearing that a military response would not only require another costly and unpopular war in Europe but also embroil the United States in the Russian frontier, President Merriam opted to continue the York administration’s position of withholding recognition from the Reichskommissariat while instead extending American influence in Eastern Europe under the auspices of his newly formed Office of Strategic Services.
With the German puppet governments in the Baltics, Poland, and Ukraine deeply unpopular and dependent on German support, their governments quickly collapsed under American and British influence leading to the establishment of new governments in each of the nations. Taking inspiration from the British program to unify the three Baltic nations under a single Baltic Union, President Merriam undertook a nation-building program of his own to attempt to unify Poland, Ukraine, and Romania into a single federation. However, the project remained stalled throughout his term due to a lack of enthusiasm from the member countries. Meanwhile, in an accord with the countries of the Grand Alliance, President Merriam and Secretary of State Joseph Grew took to settling the geopolitical situation of the Balkans. With the restoration of the Tsardom of Bulgaria already settled and Greece still preoccupied by civil war, the chief question would be the status of the former Triune. Striving for a balance between the competing claims of Austria and Hungary which had spiraled the world into war ten long years before, Grew negotiated the formation of a Danubian Confederation to replace the former Triune with substantial autonomy granted to the Czech, Slovak, Slovene, Hungarian, Croatian, Triestine, and Austrian states composing it but unifying them with a common citizenship and foreign policy.

The ruins of what was once a Russian home, a testament to the country’s seemingly interminable anarchy.
Self-Determination For Whom?
Over the course of the Second World War, British and American forces had come to occupy virtually all of the vast continent of Africa and with the end of the war it fell upon them to oversee its fate. With the recent independence of the United States of the Congo under President Alvin York serving as an example, both President Charles Edward Merriam and British Prime Minister Aneurin Bevan were committed to the eventual decolonization of the African continent but they also agreed that the bulk of the diverse African peoples needed further “instruction” on democratic governance and western culture before being granted independence. Thus, the colonial system of rule remained largely unchanged on the continent, though German colonies would be transferred to the United Kingdom as trust territories and French and Italian colonies remained occupied until the settlement of a final peace treaty. The sole exception came in the German colony of Tanganyika, where former German Ambassador to the United Kingdom Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck escaped the destruction of his home in Bremen through a chance visit to his former Askari soldiers and worked with a group of veterans to proclaim a biracial Republic of Tanganyika in the aftermath of the German Empire’s destruction. Recalling Lettow-Vorbeck’s famous guerilla warfare campaign in the First World War, both the United Kingdom and the United States begrudgingly recognized this new African Republic.
Though the British were slow to release their colonies in Africa, the immense pressure building up within India could not be contained any longer as the Indian National Congress refused to tolerate the continuation of the home rule status quo. Thanks in large part to the close personal relationship of Prime Minister Bevan and Indian nationalist leader Jawaharlal Nehru, negotiations proceeded smoothly albeit without significant consultation of Muslim authorities that Nehru had clashed with previously. In the final agreement, India was granted independent Dominion status within the British Empire as a united polity and quickly forced the remaining princely states to comply. Under pressure of a possibly violent revolt in Burma, Bevan also pressed for an act to give independence to the Union of Burma soon thereafter. Even less consent from the colonizing power was required for the Indochinese Federation under the leadership of Ho Chi Minh, which had already successfully cast off both French rule and a later Japanese invasion. Though cautious of Ho Chi Minh’s socialist principles, President Merriam and Secretary Grew remained concerned about the more dangerous Marxist-Hansenist opposition in the country and decided to recognize his leadership to bolster his position against the radicals. This anti-colonialist streak would also extend itself to Indonesia, where American troops were instructed not to turn the country over to the former Dutch colonial administrators and instead support the independence movement to foster a loyal American ally in Southeast Asia.

An independence procession in the newly formed Dominion of India.
Democracy in the Far East
Ever since the fateful day in 1939 when the United States declared war upon Japan, the Tiger of the East had become entrenched in the minds of the American people as their mortal enemy. Yet even despite cries for the execution of Emperor Hirohito and the visitation of revenge upon the Japanese people among the public, cooler heads prevailed in the State Department. The initial stages of Japan’s occupation were overseen by President Alvin York, who magnanimously saw Japan as a country that ought to be reformed rather than punished. Pressing for the shattering of its culture of militarism, the installation of structures of democracy, and even the Christianization of the nation, York’s program for the occupation proved massively influential for the future state of the country. Yet it would be President Charles Edward Merriam, eager to draw down United States military commitments, who would finish the process and finalize the treaty with Japan. Among the provisions of the treaty were the independence of Hawaii as a republic under American influence, the annexation of several Pacific islands including the Ryukyu Islands to serve as American naval installations, the placement of the remaining Pacific islands into trust territories, and the total demilitarization of Japan under a democratic system.
The presidency of Tasker H. Bliss had ushered in a special relationship between the United States and China that had persisted for the next twenty years. Yet under President Charles Edward Merriam, it had begun to fray. Upon hearing reports of American aid dollars being embezzled by the Chiang Kai-Shek administration for lavish personal corruption and believing Chiang to be a fundamentally self-interested and unreliable ally, Merriam quickly soured upon the Chinese Premier. Yet with the death of Vice Premier Feng Yuxiang, the opposition to Chiang remained too scattered for there to be any viable alternative. Thus, Merriam began maneuvering to install a set of new East Asian allies to reduce the monolithic power of China in the region. Chief among these was the Republic of Manchuria, which had been declared by a multi-ethnic group of local leaders seeking to avoid Chinese domination and given patronage by both Presidents York and Merriam. A further spite to Chiang would come with President Merriam’s support of the declaration of Taiwanese independence by Lei Chen, as the island had remained occupied by United States Marines after the end of the war. Despite these affronts, tensions between China and the United States were somewhat assuaged by American support for the return of French Yunnan, British Canton, Japanese Fujian, and Japanese Shandong to the Chinese Republic.

A woman voting in Japan’s first free and fair elections in decades.
World Revolution, of Two Sorts
During the Great Depression, the Dominion of Newfoundland found itself in total collapse and was forced to surrender its independence back to its colonial overlord in the United Kingdom. Yet the war years remained hard for the Dominion and its people remained deeply unsatisfied with its governmental arrangement. As the concept of the Atlantic Union spread through the world with the impending end of the Second World War, a local movement under the leadership of Chesley Crosbie began preaching for a declaration of independence and subsequent application for United States statehood as a demonstration of support for the Atlanticist concept. Though initially dismissed as a fringe movement, a rapid growth of support led the Atlantic Union Party to carry independence to victory in a 1948 referendum. A subsequent victory in the first elections of the Dominion brought the Atlantic Union Party into power and it made its application for American statehood shortly thereafter. Once again angering the anti-Atlanticist section of the party, President Merriam urged that statehood be introduced as a joint resolution of the House and Senate, which ensured its passage even despite the opposition of a critical bloc of Senators who may have made a regular treaty ratification impossible. Yet a similar attempt at statehood for the island of Sicily would be blocked by Merriam, who argued that the referendum used for its justification was illegitimate due to an opposition boycott.
Long suffering under the neo-colonialism of their former colonial masters in France and a newer clique of German elites dominating the local economy, the nation of Haiti became a hotbed for the ideology of Marxism-Hansenism, which preached a violent and permanent world revolution to secure control of the means of production under the democratic management of the workers. After succeeding in its own revolution to overthrow the capitalist class, Haiti became a haven for Hansenists across the Americas seeking to plot their own revolutions by supporting them with revolutionary praxis, arms, and propaganda. After the outbreak of a revolution in Cuba, President Merriam recognized the threat that Haiti posed to the stability of the Americas and ordered the imposition of trade sanctions to strangle the suspected flow of funds and materiel from American Hansenists to the island. Furthermore, Secretary of State Joseph Grew orchestrated a vote in the International Association of American States to expel revolutionary Haiti from the organization due to its support for world revolution and undermining the government of other member states.

Map of the world by the end of President Charles Edward Merriam’s first term in 1949. Credit and many thanks to Some_Pole for helping create the map!
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2024.05.17 21:37 elvii09 Need Inspo for Zuchette pasta

Just bought some organic colored zuchette pasta and needing some inspiration for what to cook with it; sauce/spices/sides. I’ve searched and only found “creamy squash or pumpkin pasta dish recipes”. I’ve never ate it so I imagine it’s just a normal kind of pasta flavor unless I’m wrong and it’s giving other vibes!!
https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/product/whole-foods-market-organic-zuchette-14-oz-b07fwd1mw7
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2024.05.17 19:13 kittensposies Back in the game (but scoring needs work)

Back in the game (but scoring needs work)
Hi folks!
Talk to me about scoring. I’m just getting it all wrong.
This is what happens for me: 1. I score when I’ve just tipped it out of the banneton. Then the scored part squashes back together when I put it in the pot (Dutch oven) 2. I score when it’s in the pot and I can’t get a decent angle without burning my hands.
What do you do?
Anyway, this is the best loaf I’ve baked in a LONG time. I got stuck in a rut over winter, kept losing my starters to mould or they just weren’t rising.
Based on the Bread Code master recipe: 500g extra strong white bread flour 150g rye flour 75g stiff starter 15g sea salt 440g (ish… it varies) of water
Add dry ingredients and mix to combine. Then add water and starter and bring together before 1 hour fermentolyse.
Then do stretch and folds every 15 min for 2 hours, or until window pane test.
Bulk for me took 7 hours to double.
Preshape, leave 20 min, shape and then fridge overnight.
Bake at 240C fan oven for 20 min in a pot, then 20 min at 220C with the lid off.
The darker loaf stayed in 25 min without the lid, as I was on a work call.
The paler loaf I added an ice cube - I don’t usually but thought I’d try it. Crust is definitely softer than I usually prefer, but makes better sandwiches!
Paler loaf has mostly been eaten already 😋 Darker loaf is in the freezer.
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2024.05.17 17:20 MTHiker59937 Summer Salad Recipes

Welcome to my page . Every week I will add a new salad recipe for your summer picnics and gatherings.
Today is a Smoked Salmon Salad with a pre-cooked honey smoked salmon filet from the Honey Smoked Fish Company.
I hope you give it a try.
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2024.05.17 15:00 underbellybrew ULPT Request: How do I get my neighbor to stop using their backyard?

I live in a townhouse. I own my property and my next door neighbor is a family of three (Husband, Wife, and one kid) who rent.
The previous renters where fantastic. Quiet, kind, thoughtful. The wife of the previous renters was also a professional baker and would give us cakes and baked goods all the time to test out new recipes she was developing. We loved them. But they saved enough, bought their own property and moved out. Now we have this new family.
I don't mind the husband and kid. They are quiet and I hardly notice them, but the wife. She is a chain smoker and who seems to spend her entire day on video calls. Multiple times throughout the summer, we are woken up on Saturday morning at 6:30am because she is gone outside to take a video call on speaker and light up a cigarette. In the afternoons, I go outside to enjoy my yard, read a book, relax the day away. Minutes later, she comes out, lights a cigarette and I hear the ringing as she makes a video call without the headphones. They talk for 20mins, she finishes the cigarette and the call, then goes back inside. However 30mins later, time for another cigarette and another call on speaker.
Here is the part that really annoys me. Like some stereotypical trash, they also have an indoor couch on the front step outside. In the back yard, they have cheap folding lawn chairs and can't be comfortable at all to sit on. If she were to take the calls and the smokes to the front of the house, we would never hear or smell her, and she would probably be more comfortable.
What can I do to disturb the neighbor enough to make her use the front step for her smoke breaks/speaker calls, while keeping my backyard undisturbed so I can enjoy myself there?
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2024.05.17 14:31 Omologist Sweet Hawaiian-Style Tuna Salad

Sweet Hawaiian-Style Tuna Salad
Sweet Hawaiian-Style Tuna Salad Try my budget-friendly recipe for Hawaiian-style tuna salad. It’s my favourite recipe for serving up a cold pasta salad dish on a hot summer day. The link to the recipe is in the first comment
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