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Week 3 (New Generation Maisie): Do Makeup On Maisie Or Jay In Lacey's Comeback (1) Reward: Selfie Maisie (Emoticon)
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Week 5 (New Generation Jay): Defeat Lacey's Uncle (1) Reward: Protect Da Precious Lacey! (Emoticon)
Week 6 (New Generation Maisie): Talk To Maisie (1) Reward: New Generation Maisie (Lacey Bodyguard Armor)
Week 6 (New Generation Jay): Talk To Jay (1) Reward: New Generation Jay (Lacey Bodyguard Armor)

Just for fun, i thought about the logo and characters, so i decided to create some idents starring the main characters.
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Tachibana

• Tachibana is looking around an area, suspecting no one sees him, and he spray paints a drawing of Etra-Chan's face against a brick wall and says "Etra Chan Saw It"

Kuroki

• Kuroki is carrying an 80's style silver boombox and a cardboard dancing mat, he lays them down gets on the mat, and starts breakdancing very badly, and when he stops in sweat, he gets up and says "Etra Chan Saw It" with Etra Chans face drawn in marker on the mat

Azami

• Azami is on the couch in her living room watching some TV, and then she starts channel-surfing until she suddenly stops, she grabs her cell phone makes a call and shouts "Etra Chan Saw it" twice to the caller, then we see Etra-Chan on the television

Yuzuriha

• Yuzuriha is preparing a warm bubble bath, and pouring champagne in a glass, she then gets in the tub, grabs the champagne from the bathtub counter, and says "Etra Chan Saw It" while we switch over to a champagne bottle with Etra-Chan's face on it

Karin

• Karin is in a karate gi, and punching a dummy until it's destroyed, when destroyed, Karin says "Etra-Chan Saw It" then we switch over to the decapitated dummy with Etra-Chan's face on the floor

Akani

• Akani is in her bikini going in a tanning booth, when she gets out, her skin is now tanned, but she notices a sticker on her arm, she takes it off to reveal the sticker tanline shaped like Etra-Chan, she then says "Etra Chan Saw It"

Tokusa

• Tokusa is in his room, playing a console video game, but he loses, then groans and says "Etra Chan Saw It" and we then see Etra-Chan's face on the TV screen

Akamatsu

• Akamatsu is cruising around his red sports car in high voltage speed, then he crashes his car into a tree and says "Etra-Chan Saw It" then makes a run for it. We switch over to a sticker of Etra-Chan's face on the roof of the car.

Katsura

• Katsura is studying on what he is inventing a robot, he goes to work into making the robot, when completed the robot reveals to be a version of "Etra-Chan" and Katsura says "Etra-Chan Saw It"

Tsutsuji

• Tsutsuji is blowing an animal balloon of Etra-Chan's face, when completed she picks it up, and then it floats up in the air, and Tsutsuji yells "Etra-Chan saw It" from the air

Yuri

• Yuri is frolicking around a field of flowers laughing, and then stops and says "Etra-Chan Saw It" while the camera zooms to reveal Etra-Chan's face made from the flowers

Hiiragi

• Hiragi is surfing the internet, and then goes to his web account, and see's pictures of him doing random and silly things, he then see's an emoticon shaped like Etra-Chan, coming from the exact account, and says "Etra-Chan Saw It" in admiration at the computer

John

• John comes downstairs in his brown suit ready for work, goes to the fridge, and grabs a sack lunch with a post it note of Etra-Chan's face drawn, and says "Etra-Chan Saw it"

Etra-Chan

• Etra-Chan puts a coin in the slot of a claw machine, then uses the machine to pick out a plushie, she grabs a tiger plushie surrounded by the dolls of the 13 etra-chan saw it cast members, she hugs the toy and says "Etra-Chan Saw It"

Tachibana/Akamatsu/Hiiragi

• The Antagonist Boys are playing some basketball, when Akamatsu misses the hoop, the ball falls into the road and explodes, Hiiragi and Tachibana glare at him, and Akamatsu says "Etra-chan saw it" while a chalk drawing of Etra-Chan's face on a road switches over

Tokusa/Katsura/Kuroki

• The Protagonist Boys are doing some skateboarding tricks, when Kuroki falls on the concrete and screams in pain, and then Tokusa and Katsura walk over and say "Etra-Chan Saw It" while a sticker of Etra-Chan on a sign switches over

Azami/Akani/Yuzuriha

• Yuzuriha, Akani, and Azami, are eating at a food court in separate tables when they all look at each other, they glared angrily, and start a food fight, when they stopped the place and the girls were all a mess, and they all said "Etra-Chan Saw It", we then switch over to a photo of "Etra-Chan" on a signage

Yuri/Tsutsuji/Karin

• Yuri, Tsutsuji, and Karin are lying on grass, gazing at the clouds. Tsutsuji then points a cloud that's shaped like Etra-Chan, and says "Etra-Chan Saw It"

Boys

• The Protagonist and Antagonist boys are playing poker, then Akamatsu does a Royal-Flush and wins angering some of the guys, he then says "Etra-Chan Saw It" after that we switch over to a card that has Etra-Chan's face

Girls

• The Protagnoist and Antagonist girls are having a sleepover, they do makeovers to each other, and some of them are good, except for Azami's who throw's a fit and then hits Yuzuriha, who was the only one laughing, with the pillow, then she hits back, and the two have a pillow-fight, while the other girls watch Yuri says "Etra-Chan Saw It" while we switch over to a pillow that has Etra-Chan's face on it.

Protagonists

• The Protagonists are walking around the park at dusk until they hear some screaming, they transform into justice league-esque superheroes and go into action, while running they stop and do a pose, then say "Etra-chan saw It" while we switch to a searchlight projecting Etra-Chan's face at the night sky

Antagonists

• The Antagonists are smoking cigarettes, then Akane suggests they smoke cigars, they smoke long cigars, and when they smoke are done smoking, they then start to get sick and vomit, except for Tachibana and Yuzuriha for some reason, and Tachibana and Yuzuriha say "Etra-Chan Saw It" while we cut to the smoke coming from the cigar goes up in the air shaped like Etra-Chan.

Group #1

• The 12 Etra Chan Saw It cast members engage in a photoshoot, the boys are only wearing black speedos, and the girls are wearing thong bikinis with there hair down, one by one they each pose for a photo, as the shutter clicks to the next person, and they then engage in a group photo and they all say "Etra-Chan Saw It" while John is only wearing normal clothes walk up to the photo and say's "What they say" and we then cut (via shutter) to the "etra-chan saw it" logo, and then Etra's chan's face in a background

Group #2

• We see a train rushing by, and we see the 13 etra-chan cast members in a caboose relaxing comfortingly, and we see the front of the train, and the person who's driving is Etra-Chan, and everyone on that train says "Etra-Chan Saw It" while the train goes into a tunnel. with smoke rising into the air shaped like Etra-Chan

Group #3

• The Protagonists, Antagonists, John and Etra-Chan are having a pool party, and then John jumps in the water and makes a big splash, soaking most of the members, they then laugh, and they all say "Etra-Chan Saw It" and we then cut to a Pool Tube with Etra-chan's face on it

(Part 1 https://www.reddit.com/HFY/comments/15hwx0i/a_hidden_history/ )
(Part 2 https://www.reddit.com/HFY/comments/1b7ypzs/a_hidden_history_part_2/ )
(part 3 https://www.reddit.com/HFY/comments/1big0s0/a_hidden_history_part_3/ )
(Part 4 https://www.reddit.com/HFY/comments/1bkvptw/a_hidden_history_part_4/ )
(Part 5 https://www.reddit.com/HFY/comments/1bo3zz6/a_hidden_history_part_5/ )
Part 6 https://www.reddit.com/HFY/comments/1brj8pi/a_hidden_history_part_6/ )
Everyone suddenly stopped. The jubilation of Marcus' appearance suddenly gone, replaced with a shocked, empty silence. One simple statement, sending a thousand people to silence.
"Uh... what?" Taurus said, his face now awash with worry.
"Earth is gone. Gone looong ago. The Year Of Our Lord 2887 AD. Supernova came in, destroyed the system. Just... boom. Swish!" Marcus said, making various hand gestures as he casually walked towards the cargo ramp.
Everyone looked at him like he just kicked a puppy or threw a kitten in a pot of boiling oil. He casually just started the cargo ramp, lowering it to show a stack of gold and silver, the exact amount given to Taurus earlier that day. With everyone's attention suddenly diverted by a fat stack of treasure, the subject suddenly vanished.
"And... this is?" The Canyon Elf King said as he gestured to the pallet of gold.
"It's part of the deal. What he gives to me, He also gives to you. And vice versa. It's all part of the deal. Come quickly, lets go inside. We have much to discuss, and I have much to tell. Guards! Take the pallet to the treasury!" Taurus commanded to the palace guards.
Taurus smiled as they all looked at him, shrugged and began carrying the treasure to the palace vaults. He stood aside and gestured for the Canyon King to lead the way to the Great Hall. Marcus however ignored it for now, raising, loading then lowering the cargo ramp once more, this time packed with crates of food supplies. He yelled out for everyone to line up to grab a crate for their use, also handing out a pamphlet that explained what exactly was going on. The Food Distribution plan had already started.
Taurus appeared from the palace doors about twenty minutes later and gestured for Marcus to follow him. Marcus of course, shrugged and obliged, snapping his fingers. A large robot, around twice the size of a cow appeared out of the side of the ship, and clanged onto the stone ground. It had a bulbous, spherical body, out of which were a number of large, vicious looking metal tentacles like a massive robotic squid. Its face had a screen on it, which displayed various emoticons and silly pictures to convey emotion, around which were large blue eyes made of a strange glass.
It flew effortlessly through the air and landed by the cargo platform. It picked up a pallet and a pamphlet and handed it to the nearest person, displaying a happy face on its screen. It moved with precision and speed that made everyone shudder, and its scarlet red paint job didn't make it any better. Marcus looked at it and loudly cleared his throat at it. It looked at him, then itself, then made an 'oopsie' squeaky noise, and began to vibrate for a few seconds. Then, in front of everyone, its outer coat of paint quickly changed color to a cheerful, cute Hello Kitty Pink, logos included.
It resumed doing its work. Marcus smiled, looking at Taurus who was now staring. "I'll tell you later. Trust me, later."
"I'll hold you to that... Anyway... Council wishes to see you." Taurus replied and walked in.
The two walked in and waited, the Council looking at Marcus with awe. Marcus however remained undaunted, and simply approached with a smile. "Sup?"
"Well... Taurus I wasn't expecting THAT... I knew you not to be a liar at all but that was a bit far fetched... So much for that theory." One of the elegantly robed elves at the table said.
"An actual human... This one seems a bit odd though..." Another voice said.
"Taller than I remember... And what is that attire?" Yet another voice said.
Amongst the murmuring and chatter, Marcus simply stood quiet and let them gabble while he looked around. The entire room was a massive rectangular cathedral-like building with every edifice carved out of stone with hand tools and various magics. The floor polished to a mirror sheen, every tile on the surface either carved out of the floor itself or expertly fitted in like a beautiful mosaic. A mixture of browns, whites, reds, blues and greens, all creating a beautiful place to be. Marcus took some mental notes and used a hidden microcamera in his collar to take pictures for later.
The Canyon Elf King stood up, the room going silent in response. "I am King Edward the Second. Call me Ed. Everyone does. It makes things easier, simpler, faster."
"Marcus The Engineer. Just Marcus. Pleasure." He replied in kind with a smile.
"Indeed. I saw your ship... Magnificent. Taurus has informed me of the basics of the situation. I'm certain I will need more time to get the full story though. What can we do for you?" Edward said, stoic and calm.
"Nothing. At least so far. Things are going as they need to. Reform, repay debts, get ready to be dragged kicking and screaming into the next millennium. Then... When you are ready on your own terms, join humanity in the void. Simple as." Marcus replied simply.
"Our own terms... Explain please." He said, sitting back down.
"That's how it has to be. Let's say you go into space using our tech. Later down the line, it turns out our tech has a fatal flaw in its design. Well... you don't have a choice but to work around that flaw or deal with it as is, because you have no alternative. If you do it by yourself, then you don't have that flaw. If and/or when bad things happen, such as devouring hive swarms, stellar blowout cascades, mass supernovas, all sorts of stuff, we will have the edge to survive it." He said.
The rest of the crowd raised a brow. Devouring hive swarm? Stellar Blowout Cascade? Mass Supernovas? What? Why did all that sound terrifying?
"See... the universe is an ugly place. It's a dangerous place. The universe wants you dead... we don't know why. The only way for it not to do that, is to make sure you are in more than one place when it happens. It's a numbers game... Bigger numbers means more survivability. The galaxy is BIG. Like really, really, REALLY big. Even though the human empire is over eight hundred billion souls, our empire, or at least claimed territories, covers barely a twentieth of the galaxy’s total size. There's a lot out there we don't know... And we have firsthand knowledge that not everything out there is friendly." Marcus said, still smiling.
Everyone in the room gave each other a passing glance of concern.
"BUT... that stuff is farther down the line. Much farther. Say... two hundred years farther down. You have a long way to go. But... we will be welcoming you with open arms. No seriously, hurry up, it's lonely out there." Marcus winked at the crowd with a smile and a chuckle.
Edward took a deep breath. "Hmm... I have been told your factory is still functioning... I have a request."
"So make it."
"Since we have to 'do it our own way' so to speak, I would like to assign an apprentice to work alongside you. This apprentice will then learn these machines and we can use that information to build our own. The ability to build large factories would be... exceedingly useful. Is this acceptable?" Ed said with a sly grin.
Marcus, oblivious to the number of women in the audience whose faces suddenly brightened with joy, smiled and nodded. "Yeah alright, but education will have to wait for a while. I'm not the one in charge anymore. I need to wait for this Moot thing and also for you to finish the whole talk to MY bosses thing first."
"Then we can hand the apprentice over and get comfortable to start. What do you think, Taurus?" Ed said.
Taurus and Edward looked at each other with a sly grin that made Marcus genuinely nervous. "Oh I think I have a prime candidate... I have more to research on this 'pollution' thing Marcus mentioned, but I would like to get my hands on those air purifier machines as soon as possible."
"Then it is settled. Marcus, I suggest taking an apprentice from each of the Kingdoms, teach them a craft, then see if they can replicate it in their own... unique way. I have a... prime candidate for you. I will be sending over the Royal Delegation for the Moot. Meeting adjourned!" Edward used a small metal stick to hit a little bell on the table. The room erupted into a concerted effort of work and toil as everyone dispersed from their seats and hastily got back to their jobs.
"That was easy." Marcus said as Edward approached.
"I like things that are simple, quick, easy. Straight to the point, direct. Flustering with bowing and scraping on floors with red carpets is a waste of time and resources. We prefer to save the pleasantries for when the job is done." Edward replied with a smile.
"Better keep that to yourself going forward... If the Cult Mechanicus finds out an attitude like this exists outside Temple Prime I may not be able to stop them." Marcus said with a fierce, stern tone, catching the two kings off guard.
"But anyway, for later, again. We have more pressing concerns. I take it Taurus here explained what he was doing with his monetary compensation?" Marcus asked as he headed back to his ship.
"Oh yes, a truly brilliant decision. Reduce taxes to spur the economy, and growth. Give the people a reason to multiply prosperously. Extra coins in the hands of the common folk will eventually filter through the great chain, everyone will be better off for it and we grow in turn. We will eventually have the population we need to sustain a steady growth in this erm... Revolution, of yours." Edward said, following Marcus closely.
"Welp, there you go. Next thing to do is unite all the factions. Then we can start. And ONLY, then." Marcus said and walked up the stairs.
The two kings looked at each other in concern.
"Heh... I knew it!" Marcus chuckled to himself as he saw the two mens concerned 'oh shit' stare and disappeared into his ship.
Time flew by and within the hour, all of the retinue were on board and were exploring the ship's incredible confines. Edward was beside himself marveling at the craftsmanship around him, his guards likewise sharing his enthusiasm as they set their equipment in their quarters. One particular newcomer was more interested in Marcus and was sticking around him, much to his chagrin.
"And... you are?" He asked, raised brow and all.
The young caramel skinned elf with short, almost goblin like ears just smiled at him. "My name is Arianna! I'm under orders. I was told you were my new master. Im here to learn sir!" She said and saluted.
Marcus closed his eyes and breathed deeply. His tone was frustrated and irritated. "Okay firstly, please for the LOVE OF GOD don't call me 'master'. Secondly, why are you naked? What's with all the naked elf girls?"
"I'm not naked... What are you talking about?" She replied, batting her eyelashes at him.
"S-seriously? SERIOUSLY!? You're wearing the equivalent of a microskirt and a tube top. That's... NOT naked to you?" Marcus said.
"Well... No... This is common garb for us, especially during summer." She replied in kind.
"Arcturus.... Remind me to lower the ships cabin temperature later." Marcus said with a glare as he got into his pilot's seat.
Arianna obeyed her king's orders and stood next to him, standing over him. She carefully looked at all the ship's controls and operations. Making every note in her head she could about every tiny detail she could find. Marcus growled in frustration as he noticed how Arianna's top barely covered anything, giving him a good look up her cleavage.
"What the hell is with the women on this fucking planet? I swear to the Void... I mean seriously..." Marcus said, speaking Japanese, a language she definitely didn't understand.
She simply looked at him with a smile and resumed taking notes on the ship. The startup sequence hit, and several nearby observers nearly had the tar scared out of them as the ship's thrusters blasted to life with a beautiful roar that echoed through the entire canyon. Taurus and Edward both entered the cockpit as the ship cleared the canyon walls and entered the open sky.
"So... point me to where next." Marcus said, still trying to keep his eyes off his new apprentice.
"Our next port of call is the Mountain Elves. Jaquelyn will be our representative. She seems to have made herself comfortable here." Taurus said.
Marcus pushed a few buttons and an image of Jaquelyn wandering around the cargo bay messing with some spare parts appeared on a screen. "Yeah, no shit."
"Well thankfully for both of us it is a fortuitous occasion. The Southern Snow Elves are visiting. Two for one." Edward said.
"Well I guess that helps. Arcturus?" Marcus said.
"Yes Captain?" The ship's AI voice spoke.
"Activate the surveillance network and arm our cannons. If the Mountain Elves are anything like Jaquelyn, I want security upgraded." Marcus said flatly.
"Affirmative sir."
"What... was that?" Edward asked, looking around for the source of the disembodied voice.
"Courtesy of the Cult Mechanicus and their affiliates at The Sons Of The Void, Arcturus. A fully self aware Artificial Intelligence. It's basically a machine that thinks, feels, and understands." Marcus replied simply.
All three elves looked at eachother, once again sharing glances of shock and awe.
"Hello. My name is Arcturus. I am the ship’s on board AI. I am responsible for all shipboard and factory operations when the Captain is not around. When he is around, we share the same mind. That's what that spike in his neck is for. It links us together during our work." Arcturus said.
"Machines can think?" Taurus asked, scratching his chin.
"Considering the circumstances I will ignore the offensive connotations of that statement. Please don't press any buttons." Arcturus said, his mechanical voice seeming a bit angry.
"Well then... Okay. I'm scared now." Edward shuddered a bit.
"That is the correct answer. One hour twenty minutes flight time. Coordinates locked, get comfy and enjoy the trip. Hope your quarters are acceptable." Marcus said as he gunned the engines.
"Marcus... Out of curiosity... What 'year' is it for you? What's the, date so to speak?" Taurus asked, curious.
"4186. Next year will be an interesting anniversary. One thousand three hundred years since we lost Sol. It's gonna be quite the pilgrimage." Marcus smiled and simply flew the ship.
"Pilgrimage?"
"Oh right. Sorry. I forgot. '
It matters not to where we go, we never forget from whence we came. From the corpse of Sol to the end of the Void, Earth shall be remembered.'
Every year we hold a pilgrimage to Sol, or what's left of it, and newcomers or kids go to the star system and uh... gain a sense of perspective." Marcus shrugged.
"From the shattered solar arrays of Venus we learn to understand the need for energy.
From the toxic remains of Mars, we understand why nature is so critical.
From the body of Earth, we understand from whence we came, and to where we all end.
From the wreckage of Jupiter's moons, we understand the desperate struggle to belong.
From the graveyards of Callisto, we remember why we have an inborn hatred of greed.
From the prisons of Io, we remember why freedom is a master of no equal.
From the Foundries of Neptune, we remember why Machines can think.
From Sol we learn these lessons. With Sol we understand, from Sol we came, to Sol we go, no matter where or when we are.
And from these lessons, we learn how to rival Gods, in both power and responsibility." Marcus and all the machines on board the ship recited the same statement simultaneously.
Jaquelyn looked around her in confusion as the cargo bay echoed with the sounds of a hundred artificial voices. Serris jumped from her calm in the arboretum and shivered as she heard the Creed. The entire elven crew jumped from their seats, some in confusion, others in alarm as a hundred disembodied, inhuman voices spoke together in unison, in a flat, dulcet yet somber tone.
"And if you aren't careful, you won't live to learn those same lessons. The lessons of ecology, anti-slavery, of energy and resource production, justice, freedom, purity, power. War. Lessons to be learned, histories to never be repeated. Remember that, if nothing else." Marcus said, talking stern and stoic.
He handed both kings a digital tablet and remained silent for the rest of the trip.
“That right there… That's likely the most valuable thing I have on this ship. Never mind pallets of ingots or thousands of tons of gold…. THAT right there, is the single most important thing you will ever receive on this ship. I recommend reading it on your own time. With no distractions.” Arcturus said.
The kings looked at each other again, concern and confusion on their faces.
Marcus noticed their expressions and simply said: "Its history."

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Nolan Chance (Skin)
Nolan Chance (Loading Screen)
Nolan Symbol (Banner)
Backup Blades (Pickaxe)
Dice Roll (Emote)
Luxury Lockbox (Back Bling)
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Nolan Takes Aim (Spray)
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Master Plan (Wrap)
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Hungry For The Chase (Music Pack)
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The Goods (Emoticon)
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Lady In Gold (Wrap)
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Are You In (Loading Screen)
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Nolan Chance (Heist Formal Nolan Chance) (Style)
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Ahsoka Tano (Skin)
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Watchful Companion (Emoticon)
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Hai! I see a lot of posts on here saying they can't afford scene clothes, their parents won't let them dress scene, etc. so I have compiled some helpful tips as a bit of a penny-pincher myself :3
You can wear *any* t-shirt with a cute cartoon on it. Cute cartoons are a staple of scene culture, but your shirt doesn't have to be Domo, Gir, Sanrio, or band-related. I have this adorable AJJ shirt with a kitten on it, by no means are AJJ a scene band but since it's still a cute cartoon (and it fits me tightly too!) so I wear it with more traditionally scene outfits. You can go to Walmart right now, spend some time in the kids section, (girls OR boys) and get a kid's xl (which will roughly correlate with a women's xs or small) to wear with some black jeans. In the boys section, you might find dinos (very scene ^w^,) stripes, pokemon, angry birds or Nickelodeon/cartoon network characters (which DOES include invader zim, btw), and other colorful graphics. In the girls section, you'll find generic unicorns, a slightly overpriced Justice section, stars and hearts, silly halloween clothes (during septembeoctober), peace signs, flowers, and Sanrio if you're lucky. The walmart girls section is also a great place for hairclips.
You can wear anything as long as it's colorful and at least vaguely fits the "scene silhouette." There's this unrealistic expectation on TikTok (and it still existed during the Myspace days LOL) that your outfit will look like this every single day. That's not plausible, especially if your school has a dress code. To make anything a scene outfit, you can just put on a fluffly skirt or tight jeans, and a form-fitting t-shirt or tank-top, and a few necklaces and bracelets. You can even layer cute tank tops and bras! Back in the Myspace era, most people make did with had they had since there were no "scene stores," so it'd just be a mix of emo clothes and normal old navy kids clothes. Here's an example of someone who is recognizably scene, but doesn't have an over-the-top outfit.
You can have any hair style or texture as long as it also fits the "scene silhouette." Straightening your hair every single day if you have curly, wavy, or coily hair will undoubtably damage it. Yes, the pin-straight look is one of the most undeniably scene things you can do, but if you don't have access to a hair iron or don't want your hair to fall off, there's still plenty of hope for you!!! And you don't need your hair professionally done for 500 dollars, either, you can buy serviceable hair dye for under 20 dollars at basically any chain retailer. Hell, even guys can get away with fauxhawks! I would say the only three requirements for hair to be recognized as scene is that they're layered, asymmetrical, and colorful!! For example, if you have locs, you can accessorize them colorfully and part them to one side. If you have curly/wavy hair, you can wear racoontail extensions or colorful curly extentions and still give yourself scene bangs. If you have coily hair, you can dye one section one color and then dye a smaller section another color. (It sounds ugly, but trust me, it's cute.) And of course, no matter your hair color or texture, you can just shave it off and wear a wig. I promise you that most of the "scene queens" on TikTok are wearing wigs. You can buy a 20 dollar blonde or neon wig from party city and use dry shampoo to remove the plasticky shine. Then, straighten it on low heat, tease and cut layered fringe into it (there are scene/emo hair tutorials on YouTube, the older the better), then make stripes and colored portions with Sharpie marker. Spray it with hairspray if needed and voila, you have somewhat realistic scene hair without having to do ANYTHING to your real hair. (There's also been some discourse when it comes to oversized bows, I've heard. I wouldn't personally wear them, but I don't think they automatically make you a huge poser or anything LMAO)
SUNGLASSES are one of the most overlooked aspects of the scene look. There are only two guidelines when it comes to scene glasses and it is that they're BIG and/or THICK. You can have square "stunner" shades, oversized/colorful aviator glasses, thick "nerd" buddy holly frames, even Sanrio glasses frames can come relatively cheap. Even those shiny neon wraparound glasses can be macgyvered into something scene. You can even use them to help you hold portions of your scene hair in place, along with hairclips!
DO NOT spend all your money bank on HT/alternative stores, Etsy, Depop, or even Amazon before checking off-price or secondhand stores. "My local thrift store/charity shop has nothing good!" You may say. Chances are that your local thrift stores may really be that barren, but I encourage you to look again after reviewing all the other tips in my guide. Even though certain scene items are trending, (Sanrio, pyramid studs, Invader Zim, stripe stockings) I can't imagine I <3 Boobies bracelets, costume jewelry, outdated Impact Font text shirts, or Angry Bird flat-billed hats are particularly popular right now, so feel free to cop them if you see them. I promise you'll find at least ONE \*vaguely\* scene item at a thrift or charity shop. This is the first place I'd check. But if there's nothing there, you will \*definitely\* find scene things at discount shops like Gabe's or Ross. The money you could spend on one belt at HT is money you could use on 5 belts at the thrift shop. Even Party City bling necklaces (>5$) are cheaper than a 30$ custom Etsy bedazzled grenade necklace, even though it's a good thing to support local businesses. Besides, getting *all* of your clothes from HT is really *not* the scene look. In general, scene individuals may have emo influence, but they're not emo. The ratio, in my opinion, of "preppy" to "emo/alternative" clothes/accessories should be 2:1 or more, but that's just my personal preference. Nicer thrift stores or discount shops may have some Aeropostale, Banana Republic, Hollister, or even some old Delia's. It's completely okay to have "normie" or "preppy" clothes in the scene subculture, because scene takes influence from everything and is a little like drag because it takes a "normal" appearance and dials it up to 100, in my opinion. But scene encompasses many different interpretations so don't be afraid to add your own spin. ///^w^///
Learn to DIY. There are some very easy diys you can do at home right now for not that expensive. Get a big ass tub of beads/embellishments from the store for a few dollars and some hot glue. Get some puffy paint for your shirts, belts, or shoes, or cut the fingers off of gloves. IMO repping your favorite music and your silly sense of humor is an ESSENTIAL part of scene, so get some 3$ t-shirts from the thrift and paint or sharpie your favorite bands or slogans onto t shirts. You can stretch your own ears with an 8% kit from the internet. (BE VERY CAREFUL THOUGH!!!!) Scene is a lifestyle along with a fashion style, so take old CDs or DVDs and burn your favorite scene songs or videos on them to watch with your friends. You could even put on a scene show at your school! (But I'm sure some songs are too vulgar to played in front of people's parents, unfortunately!) Starting a scene band is cheap and easy these days with programs like Garageband or Bandlab, and you don't even need to be particularly talented. And it costs zero dollars to go on Spotify to discover old scene/metalcore/crunk/electronicore bands and make nightcores/lyric videos for underrated songs on an old phone. You don't even have to listen to exclusively scene music, espicially since the lines can easily be blurred, and you could argue what genres are and aren't scene. Just look around at old playlists and Myspace archives and find what you like!
Stop taking trouble from anyone!!! I'm being very serious here, there's a lot of scene gatekeepers (some of which are WAY too young and inexperienced to be gatekeeping), but there's also a lot of people who don't like our scene in general. That's ok. Getting other people's approval is not the goal. Scene kids are DGAF, sure, but being rude or catty is NOT a part of the subculture IMO, so if other scene kids are rude, don't listen. Constructive criticism as opposed to just being rude helps our community stay tight knit! Scene kids are social, silly and lives of the party, so you should definitely look around at your school and take stock of other scene kids, if any go. There might even be secret scene kids who listen to the music, go to shows, and live the life but don't even look that way at school! I would hunt around and socialize so you can make new friends you can go to shows with. Learn some cool emoticons or kaomoji to use with your scene friends. Here's a full list!
Drugstore/kid's makeup is not just good, but preferable! I would NEVER, EVER recommend high end makeup to scene kids. Boy or girl, neon colors and jet black smudged eyeliner are important parts of a scene makeup look, which is not what you'll find at high-end makeup stores. Money you spend on skincare or expensive makeup is money you AREN'T spending on shows or band merch, which IMO is #1 priority. Just ditch the concealer (all that hair means nobody will notice your acne anyway, and concealer is really not good for your skin.) If you really want beautiful skin, wear sunscreen instead of foundation! It's cheaper and prevents redness. Plus, high-end eyeshadow comes in "delicate" colors instead of bold scene colors. You can go to Target or Walmart and get a cheap mascara, neon eyeshadow palate, and an eyeliner stick, and that is *all* the base essentials for a scene look. You don't even need to wear mascara! I would recommend ELF makeup because it's cruelty free but also very affordable (we luv those little aminals.) ELF makes great liquid eyeliner sticks, but they have to be replaced often. Good thing they're usually under 10 dollars!
Decorating your room: they sell posters at Walmart, but they tend to be expensive :c you can use old music or skater magazines and just hang up the pages. You can color cartoon coloring books (they tend to be very cheap.) and hang up the pages. They make printable coloring pages online, too. Or, you can take a big sheet of bristol and trace album logos on them with markers to make really adorable posters that look good, but not cheap. If you've gotten to the point where you're getting a new bedspread but don't have a lot of money, they sell very cheap animal print and Sanrio blankets and pillowcases at walmart. Just get two or three throw blankets and it's just as warm and cozy as an expensive bedspread, while being way cheaper >:3. I'd recomend going on Pinterest for bedroom ideas that fit your style.
I might make a part two if i HAVE too, but I think I've covered just about everything =D
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In this theory, I will be discussing the truth of what the Skibidi Toilet side is (not the toilets themselves, that's likely to be very soon revealed in the actual series) the Astro Toilets, the TV Men, Secret Agent (somewhat) the parasites, titans and semi-titans, Lucky Cameraman, and the hierarchy of the Skibidi Toilets, as well as bosses and elites of both sides
Okay, starting off, G-Toilet isn't the regular political leader of the Skibidi Toilet side, he is merely the head general of the military, and the Skibidi Toilets are clearly in a form of martial law currently, and thus, the Scientist Skibidi Toilet is (well, was) the political leader of the Skibidi Toilets, also, the Skibidi Toilet side is interesting through its logo, three heads coming out of Toilets, with the middle main Toilet being G-Toilet, but, it's weird, obviously it could be representing a former high ranking Skibidi Toilet, the Triple Skibidi Toilet, but I believe that, similarly to The Alliance, it represents three similar yet different people/races coming together, obviously the Skibidi Toilets, The Astro Toilets, and a third, likely the Skibidi Mutants, Skibidi Urinals, Skibidi Bathtubs, or all of the above collectively, also each variety of the factions seem to be high ranking, the Astro's having the authority to just stroll up and talk to G-Toilet like that and it not seem suspicious, the Berserker Skibidi Mutant being flanked by two flying Skibidi Toilets and seeming to have above average intelligence for a Skibidi Toilet, and the Buzzsaw Skibidi Mutant having his own pair of sunglasses not just forced onto him, also the original Skibidi Mutant had the authority to lead two Infected Large Speakermen into battle, and even a Damaged Skibidi Mutant in the base seemed to hold some form of authority or command over that area he was found in, while the Urinals have always appeared as immensely powerful Semi-Titans, with both the Vacuum and Buzzsaw Crucible ones being trusted to be put into battle against Titans, while the Bathtubs have only appeared twice, the first appearance seemed like only a footsoldier, while the second appearance was a Semi-titan sent on the massively important mission to destroy the Upgraded Parasite Disabler Laser Tank, and also, the Vacuum Skibidi Urinal seemed to have been brought back as the Flamethrower Skibidi Toilet for the big attack on the base, and then again as the Skull Dismantler Skibidi Toilet to destroy the Upgraded Parasite Disabler Laser Tank, even being the first to be given acid based weaponry, as well as usage of the likely at that time early in development teleportation technology based on that of the TV Men
Now, for the Astro's, and we likely were actually introduced to them, well, more accurately, they were likely introduced into the story way earlier on than first thought, through, of course, the Glitch Skibidi Toilet, who seems almost like the Astro Toilet equivalent of a Basic Skibidi Toilet, and it actually chronologically first appeared in the full season version of episode 28, as the tiny Toilet there within the "Skibidi Deal" as mentioned in the description, but, a question then arises, what exactly was the deal? Because obviously the Mafia Skibidi Toilet wasn't the one the deal was made to, we see later on that he was important enough to save and upgrade with up to date technology, so he was already likely a very high ranking Skibidi Toilet, but in the full season version of Skibidi Toilet 28 (in the Season 9 Compilation) the Mini Skibidi Toilet is replaced by the Glitch Skibidi Toilet, and then an episode later he becomes active, my thought here is that, this was a deal between the Skibidi Toilets (represented by Mafia Skibidi Toilet backed up by like a dozen Large Skibidi Toilets) and the Astro Toilets (represented by a Basic member of their race in the form of the Glitch Toilet) for their Alliance, and the deal being interfered could be why the Alliance ends up falling apart so easily later on, though I do believe that the reason why it lasted as long as it did, was that the two factions likely already knew each other, at least as early as Skibidi Toilet 5, and no, I'm not referring to the Giant Flying Skibidi Toilet, who was likely a co-leader of the Skibidi Toilets himself, but the Flying Spawer Skibidi Toilets that seem to just kinda warp in next to him, implying that those were likely mercenaries, hired by the Giant Flying Skibidi Toilet for that attack, which explains why they have yet to appear again since, there is also the alternate theory that they were upgraded into the Astro Toilets, but I personally don't believe that, and believe that they were just more low ranking Astro Toilets hired as mercenaries by the Skibidi Toilets, more specifically, as I said, by the Giant Flying Skibidi Toilet, another alternate member for the third head of the logo is the Strider Skibidi Toilets, of which, a few have shown autonomy like the Skibidi Mutants and Astro Toilets, also, I mentioned earlier on that the Mafia Skibidi Toilet, Triple Skibidi Toilet, and Giant Flying Skibidi Toilet were all high ranking Skibidi Toilets, let's talk about that more now, shall we?
Now I see Skibidi Hierarchy in two different ways, in battle, and out of battle, in battle, there seems to be higher ranking, stronger Skibidi Toilets leading smaller weaker ones into attacks, a few examples include:
Skibidi Toilet 3: A Giant Skibidi Toilet leading Semi-Large Skibidi Toilets into battle
Skibidi Toilet 4: A Larger Medium Skibidi Toilet leading a normal Skibidi Toilet and a few Micro Skibidi Toilets into the restaurant
Skibidi Toilet 5: Giant Flying Skibidi Toilet leading Flying Spawner Skibidi Toilets and thus Normal Flying Skibidi Toilets into an aerial attack
Skibidi Toilet 7: G-Toilet leading a bunch of Skibidi Toilets to attack a Cameraman who found out their weakness
Skibidi Toilet 8: A Large Skibidi Toilet leading a small army of Skibidi Toilets both Normal and Medium into battle against an army of Cameramen
Skibidi Toilet 9: A Large Police Skibidi Toilet leading multiple Police Skibidi Toilets to apprehend the Cameramen
Skibidi Toilet 10: Saint Skibidi Toilet preaching to an army of lower ranking Skibidi Toilets
Skibidi Toilet 11: Triple Skibidi Toilet leading an army of Large Skibidi Toilets into battle
Skibidi Toilet 12: G-Toilet and Giant Flying Skibidi Toilet leading and army of Normal, Large, and Larger-Medium Skibidi Toilets into battle
Skibidi Toilet 13: Giant Flying Skibidi Toilet leading Flying Skibidi Toilets into battle
Skibidi Toilet 14: Grandfather Skibidi Toilet leading an army of Large Skibidi Toilets into battle with an army of Cameramen and Large Cameramen before being executed by Rocket Skibidi Toilet
Skibidi Toilet 17: A Giant meeting of high ranking Skibidi Toilets, or, "Skibidi Bosses" as the description refers to them as
Skibidi Toilet 22: G-Toilet leading a massive army of assorted Skibidi Toilets, including special mention Hydra Skibidi Toilet
Skibidi Toilet 26: Giant Masked/Robber Skibidi Toilet seems to be the elite/Captain here
Skibidi Toilet 28: Mafia Skibidi Toilet leading his team of Large Skibidi Toilet enforcers for the deal with the Astro Toilet representative, Glitch Toilet
Skibidi Toilet 31: Infected Red Suited Large Cameramen and Very Large Skibidi Toilet lead other Infecteds into battle
Skibidi Toilet 32: SoldieGiant Camo Skibidi Toilet and Scientist Skibidi Toilet springing a trap to infect Titan Speakerman
Skibidi Toilet 33: Infected Titan Speakermen and G-Toilet leading an attack of domination onto the Cameramen and Speakermen in a city
Skibidi Toilet 35: G-Toilet and Infected Titan Speakermen seemingly leading an invasion upon an Alliance lab
Skibidi Toilet 36: Large Skibidi Toilet and Infected Large Cameramen leading Skibidi Toilets and other Infecteds into battle before Infected Large Cameramen gets uninfected
Skibidi Toilet 37: Skibidi Mutant leading two Infected Large Speakermen into battle
Skibidi Toilet 38: G-Toilet 2.0 and Infected Titan Speakerman leading a massive battle
Skibidi Toilet 39: Jetpack Skibidi Toilet leading a team into battle before a TV Man appears and deals with them all
Skibidi Toilet 41: A Semi-Giant Skibidi Toilet leading a massive group of Skibidis into battle
Skibidi Toilet 43: A Semi-Giant Gray Skibidi Toilet leading an army of other glasses wearing Skibidi Toilets into battle forcing Large TV Man and TV Men to retreat
Skibidi Toilet 44: First Giant Strider Gray Skibidi Toilet appears likely having led the previously appearing Toilets into battle then Quad-Launcher Skibidi Toilet appears leading Masked Launcher Skibidi Toilets into battle, then Infected Titan Speakerman appears leading Flying Skibidi Toilets of some sort into battle.
Skibidi Toilet 45: Continues where Skibidi Toilet 44 left off battle wise, like Skibidi Toilet 13 likely did for Skibidi Toilet 12
Skibidi Toilet 47: Infected Titan Speakermen leads Cinemaman to where G-Toilet 2.0 is waiting, then Jetpack Dual Buzzsaw Skibidi Toilet appears as well, until finally, Bladewielder Strider Skibidi Toilet approaches but leaves after he is too late to do literally anything
Skibidi Toilet 50: Flamethrower Skibidi Toilet, Laser Strider Skibidi Toilet, and Giant Dual Blade Skibidi Toilet lead an all out assault on the Cameraman Base
Skibidi Toilet 55: Assailant Astro Toilet, Skull Dismantler Skibidi Toilet, and Jetpack Rocket Skibidi Bathtub lead the successful mission of the destruction of the Upgraded Parasite Disabler Laser Tank
Skibidi Toilet 57: G-Toilet 3.0, Upgraded Infected Titan Speakerman, and Bladewielder Strider Skibidi Toilet all working to prevent Upgraded Infected Titan Speakerman from being uninfected by Upgraded Titan Cameramen
Skibidi Toilet 58: Buzzsaw Claw Skibidi Toilet appears to be the main Skibidi Toilet Captain here
Skibidi Toilet 59: Laser Launcher Skibidi Toilet and Flying Octo-Launcher Skibidi Toilet leading a general battle
Skibidi Toilet 62: Scientist Skibidi Toilet (Mech), G-Toilet (Decoy), Berserker Skibidi Mutant, Buzzsaw Skibidi Mutant, and Bomber Plane Skibidi Toilet all leading a massive attack on an area
Skibidi Toilet 63: Berserker Skibidi Mutant leading a duo of Duplex Airstrike Skibidi Toilets into battle
Skibidi Toilet 64: Buzzsaw Crucible Skibidi Urinal and Rocket Overload Skibidi Toilet led into battle by G-Toilet (Decoy)
Skibidi Toilet 65: Titan Duo led into ambush by G-Toilet (Decoy)
Skibidi Toilet 66: A massive amount of Skibidi Toilets led by Scientist Skibidi Toilet (Mech), one notable one being Buzzsaw Skibidi Mutant
Skibidi Toilet 67: Upgraded Mafia Skibidi Toilet guards base followed by Scientist Skibidi Toilet (Mech) and G-Toilet 4.0 battling the titan duo
Skibidi Toilet 68 (Outside of base): G-Clones launch attack on Titan Trio
Skibidi Toilet 68 (Inside of base): Laser Scientist Skibidi Toilet seems like most elite Toilet here
Skibidi Toilet 69: Michael Jackson Skibidi Toilet and Damaged Skibidi Mutant seem to be in charge of their own respective parts of the base
Skibidi Toilet 70 (Part 1): Upgraded DJ Skibidi Toilet arrives before being defeated (possibly still alive)
Skibidi Toilet 70 (Part 2): Claw Car Skibidi Toilet seems like most elite Toilet here
Skibidi Toilet 70 (Part 3): Scientist Skibidi Toilet is obviously the most elite Skibidi Toilet within this episode
Now, back on topic, there seems to be many Skibidi Toilet "Bosses" and listing them would take forever, maybe in a different post, but anyways, the next topic up is Secret Agent, who, yeah, is definitely godlike, and seemingly has some form of control over life and death, plus, Lucky Cameraman is back, and the Cameramen Twins are also back and work for Secret Agent, so, yeah, also, the Astro Toilets are an active threat, anyways, onto titans and Semi-titans, which all seem to be bosses in their own rights of both sides, and always seem to be immensely powerful, I am betting that the Secret Agent somehow has a hand in this, also, the TV people can apparently show more than just emoticons on their screens, as shown by TV Woman in Skibidi Toilet 70 Part 3, and the TV Men are likely either:

1. Created by Secret Agent directly

Or

1. Existed earlier and know of the Secret Agent and are opposed to him

Which it is, is yet to be seen
And onto Elites for both sides, I've already mentioned elites for the Skibidi Toilets, so how about some elites for the Alliance, including:
Plungerman (Formerly)
Dark Speakerman (Formerly)
Surveillance Camerawoman
TV Woman
Speakerwoman
Large TV Man/Polycephaly
Scientist Cameraman (Possibly)
Scientist TV Man (Possibly)
Lucky Cameraman (Unknown if for Alliance or for Secret Agent)
And that is the total main list, obviously there are others that could be considered as elites, but they aren't really confirmed to be elites overall
Also, Plungerman x Surveillance Camerawoman is (well, was) a confirmed pairing, which was already implied in Surveillance Camerawoman's debut episode of Skibidi Toilet 52, as well as in Skibidi Toilet 66, but of course, Skibidi Toilet 70 Part 3 outright confirmed it, which posits the question everyone is thinking of did they screw? (Haha robot joke) but really, did they? I'll leave that question to others, because pondering whether or not these things even can is gonna be bad for my mental health, anyways, also, it is generally confirmed that the Titans are indeed the leaders of their respective factions of The Alliance, especially by Skibidi Toilet 19's description reading, and I quote "bosses fighting" and Skibidi Toilet 20's reading "bosses fighting 2"
So, yeah, while this may seem a bit like an info and theory dump (which it kinda is to be honest) it holds a lot of good ideas within it, so at least read it over

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Deal Damage With Captain America's Shield (1,000) Reward: Captain America's Shield (Emoticon)
Deal Damage With The Chitauri Laser Rifle (500)
Win Matches Of Endgame As A Chitauri Or Thanos (3) Reward: Infinity Gauntlet (Spray)
Deal Damage Within 10s Of Grappling With Hawkeye's Bow (500)
Deal Damage With The Chitauri Energy Launcher (500)
Win Matches Of Endgame As The Hero Team (3) Reward: Avengers Logo (Banner)

[Hiring] Looking for Overall Vtuber Artist
Hello, first of all I'm not a scammer and I made this quite long post just to make sure we dont waste time of each other. I'm looking for an artist that can do a Vtuber Characters but in the style of Genshin Impact/Honkai Impact character, with a quite masculine and feminine physique.
To be honest I'm looking for an artist that can do Vtuber Character, Vtuber Full Body, Vtuber Half Body, Vtuber Live Background, Logo, Overlay, 6 emoticons, Donate bar design, etc, like an overall package on Twitch. And especially willing to collaborate on how the character must look like.
Just a quick info on what we are looking for the design of the Vtuber: -First Character (Male): head and facial features look like Gojo Saturo (Jujutsu Kaisen) but in the style of Genshin Impact/Honkai Impact character, with a masculine physique. -Second Character (Male): features look like Uchiha Madara (Naruto Shippuden) but in the style of Genshin Impact/Honkai Impact character, with a masculine physique. -Third Character (Female): features look like Jean Alter (Fate/Grand Order) but in the style of Genshin Impact/Honkai Impact character, with a feminine physique.
Thank you for taking a descent time to read my post. Send me a message so I know your a legit person with a word "Constantinople" in the first sentence of your message. If I'm not able to answer you as soon as possible please considered our timezone and I'm definitely not ignoring you. In terms of payment we can only pay you via Paypal
I will alot 3 days starting the date on this post to have as many artist as possible since I need 3 artist, one for me and the other two for my cousins, since they don't have reddit accounts, and another 4 days to evaluate the top 3 winners. Don't worry if you are selected we can communicate both email and discord. We can only pay you via PayPal. To clarify we will mandatory communicate both email and discord to avoid any anxieties and problems on our part, and if you don't want this kind of arrangement please don't send a message to me.
If someone contact us just to make a pseudo offer and a scammer, may your soul be persecuted for all eternity. Again thank you and I hope to work with you as soon as possible.

Feature for every tf2 skin: Tf2 ping sound on elimination Have cosmetic selectable styles and you can get unusual variants of all hats by getting 15 eliminations in any gamemode while wearing the hat Burning Flames team captain: get all previous battle pass rewards including the unusual hats and get 350 kills while wearing any unusual hat in any game mode and a victory royale in battle royale/ zero build
New Features: Map pois based off tf2 (2fort, Turbine, badwater, upward, badlands, viaduct, Mann Co.) All weapons count kills and can have wraps applied to them individually
Heavy section (pages 1+2) Tier 1 skin: Heavy (gaming legends/ legendary) Cosmetics: Pickaxe: Killing Gloves of Boxing(gaming legends/ epic) Backpack: Sandvich Lunchbox (gaming legends/ epic)(reactive to the emote) Glider: Payload Glider (Style 1: CRY SOME MORE (the payload has an image of heavy wiping out half of blu team while pushing the cart) ) (Gaming Legends / Rare) Emote: take a sandvich out of the lunchbox ate eat it Wrap: Business Class Spray: (the words Yatatatatata with a heavy revving up sasha) Emoticon: POOTIS Mythic: Sasha (Minigun) DPS: 56.7 Damage: 9 Fire rate: .105 Magazine size: 200 Rev time: .87 sec Minigun Features: no cooling period
Scout Section: Pages 3+4 Scout Skin( Gaming Legends/ Legendary) Pickaxe: Bat Backpack: Bucket of chicken Glider: Payload (Style 2: THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS (scout running at you with a bat) ) Emote: Bonk! (Drinking Bonk Atomic Punch) Wrap: Bonk Varnished Spray: Pauloving You (Miss Pauling with a heart around her) Emoji: Hard Carry (The blue intelligence (red if the blu style is equipped) Mythic: Bat: Damage: 65 Fire rate: .5 sec. Feature: 25% speed boost

 Soldier pages 4-5 Soldier Skin (Gaming Legends/Legendary) Pickaxe: The escape plan Backpack: The concheror (built in emote blowing the shell) Glider: Payload (Style 3: HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHA (Soldier laughing) Emote: Slamming a shovel on your head Wrap: Freedom Wrapped (Plays the national anthem while firing) Spray: Marketed Garden( Soldier caving someone’s head in with a shovel from the sky) Emoji: The American flag mythic: Rocket Jumper: Magazine capacity: 4 Fire rate: 1.3 sec. Feature: no damage but acts like the shockwave launcher without any impulse grenades instead rockets and sends you 150 meters without fall damage 

Demoman Pages 6-7 Demoman Skin Pickaxe: Eyelander (reactive to backbling and vice versa) Backpack: Tide Turner Glider: Payload (Style 4: Scottish Resistance) Emote: The Demo Party Taunt Wrap: Bomb Carrier(based off the warpaint) Spray: Sticky Trap (A scene from meet the demoman blackened to be shadows) Emoji: The smiley face Mythic: The eyelander (functions just like it does in tf2)
Pyro pages 8-9 Pyro skin (When equipped see through pyroland as a selectable style) Pickaxe: The powerjack (loli chop in pyroland) Backpack: Baloonicorn (Reacts to every elimination you get by spinning around emitting glitter) Glider: payload (style 5: Pyroland) Emote: the phlog taunt Wrap: Fire Glazed Spray: Baloonicorn Emoji: Pyro’s head with fire in his goggles Mythic: Flamethrower
Medic Pages 10-11 Medic Skin!-(Built in bone saw violin emote) Pickaxe: The übersaw Backpack: Blu spy’s head Glider: Payload (Style 6: ÜBERCHARGE) Emote: OKTOBERFEST! Wrap: Health and Hell Spray: Übercharged heavy Emoji: his class logo Mythic: The Medi-Gun
Engineer page 12-13 Engineer Skin Pickaxe: A wrench Backpack: A sentry gun (Upgrades up to level 3 from mini over the course of a match) Glider: Payload (Style 7: Ain’t that a cute little gun) Emote: Rancho Relaxo Wrap: Steel Brushed Spray: ERECTIN A DISPENSER (Dispenser.png) Emoji: Nope (The meme
Sniper Page 14-15 Sniper Skin Pickaxe: Kukri Backpack: Cozy Camper Glider: payload (Style 8: JARATE!) Emote: The kukri stock taunt Wrap: Backwoods Boomstick MK.II Spray: Zoom, Headshot Emoji: jarate
Spy Page 16-17 Spy skin (built in disguise emote basically the same as mystiques but disguised as the opposite color if your wearing the red style it switches to blu when killing a tf2 skin then using the emote) Pickaxe: Kunai Backpack: sapper Glider: Payload (Style 9: Trickstab) Emote: spycrab Wrap: Warborn Spray: the ambassador with the dead ringer and kunai around it Emoji: the head of scouts mom
SECRET SKIN
SAXTON HALE! SAXTON HALE!- skin unlocked by dealing 300 damage with the SAXTON HALE mythic weapon in battle royale Pickaxe: A yeti’s paw/ yeti coated wrap- Unlocked by defeating the yeti boss 5 times Backpack: Mann Co medal- Defeat the SAXTON HALE boss Glider: Paylaod (Style 10: PROPERTY DAMAGE!) Emote: Grayman smackdown (You punch threw a punching bag with gray man’s face on it while wearing the SAXTON HALE! Skin there is a chance of a girl appearing and the emote ending immediately after)- destroy the grayman punching bag with the SAXTON HALE! mythic Wraps: Sax Waxed: collect all 5 golden saxxy’s Spray: PROPERTY DAMAGE- destroy 125 structures with the SAXTON HALE mythic
Bonus Rewards: Style: TFC style for the 9 mercs(super level styles) Style: Pirate demoman style Emote: Kaztotsky kick(special style for demoman) Emote: Tf2 Conga Wrap: Smissmas sweater
Quest Rewards Pickaxe: (on kill: turns target to gold) Golden frying pan- have every mythic in one game Wrap: (on kill: turns target to gold) Australium- get 15 kills in one game Backpack:Contracker - Complete 15 weekly quests
Also maybe we could make level ups faster to make up for the battle pass length or just make the season longer

Hello, first of all I'm not a scammer and I made this quite long post just to make sure we dont waste time of each other. I'm looking for an artist that can do a Vtuber Characters but in the style of Genshin Impact/Honkai Impact character, with a quite masculine and feminine physique.
To be honest I'm looking for an artist that can do Vtuber Character, Vtuber Full Body, Vtuber Half Body, Vtuber Live Background, Logo, Overlay, 6 emoticons, Donate bar design, etc, like an overall package on Twitch. And especially willing to collaborate on how the character must look like.
Just a quick info on what we are looking for the design of the Vtuber:
-First Character (Male): head and facial features look like Gojo Saturo (Jujutsu Kaisen) but in the style of Genshin Impact/Honkai Impact character, with a masculine physique.
-Second Character (Male): features look like Uchiha Madara (Naruto Shippuden) but in the style of Genshin Impact/Honkai Impact character, with a masculine physique.
-Third Character (Female): features look like Jean Alter (Fate/Grand Order) but in the style of Genshin Impact/Honkai Impact character, with a feminine physique.
Thank you for taking a descent time to read my post. Send me a message so I know your a legit person with a word "Constantinople" in the first sentence of your message. If I'm not able to answer you as soon as possible please considered our timezone and I'm definitely not ignoring you. In terms of payment we can only pay you via Paypal
I will alot 3 days starting the date on this post to have as many artist as possible since I need 3 artist, one for me and the other two for my cousins, since they don't have reddit accounts, and another 4 days to evaluate the top 3 winners. Don't worry if you are selected we can communicate both email and discord. We can only pay you via PayPal. To clarify we will mandatory communicate both email and discord to avoid any anxieties and problems on our part, and if you don't want this kind of arrangement please don't send a message to me.
If someone contact us just to make a pseudo offer and a scammer, may your soul be persecuted for all eternity. Again thank you and I hope to work with you as soon as possible.

The model to be reviewed is the 6 Pro! Pixel is Google's camera-specific reference device. It succeeds the Nexus, but is characterized by being developed by Google. Thanks to the Tensor chipset, camera performance has improved significantly. The key features of this phone include Now Playing, camera, and real-time translation. Now, let’s find out what happens when actually using it. Features are visible from the first boot As soon as the Google logo gently appears, you are immediately greeted by the initial settings screen. There were no hiccups while setting it up. Wonwoni was just stuttering, but not to that extent. And the first condition for due diligence! Battery and VoLTE A previous user had already registered with PTA-VOLTE. I installed Shizuku and Pixel Volte. I changed the renderer to ANGLE and applied forced 120hz. I'm back after updating and setting up hmm.....? There's something cute in the wallpaper settings! I applied the emoticon wallpaper right away! It's cute and soft. Private Compute has Now Playing. Download DB immediately You recognize it well! Satisfaction! Something that stands out while using it... Visor design In the case of the 6 Pro, the edges are excessive and sharp... It feels like I'm holding a blunt weapon, and I feel like any humanity I had in 4a has been thrown away. But this was originally my preference, so I didn’t need time to get used to it. An unavoidable characteristic of TensorPixel.... Battery drain is severe. This is unavoidable, but as a patient with terminal Hongdae disease, I was able to use it to some extent. Standby power is used up by about 4% per hour... based on modem standards... The performance itself is good, just no cooling... From the perspective of someone who used the A90 at extremely high speeds, it's cold. Should I be glad that it is cooler than the A90? Of course, Roblox couldn't be played with normal graphics, but it was still usable(?) Thank you for reading my short article :)
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Hello, first of all I'm not a scammer and I made this quite long post just to make sure we dont waste time of each other. I'm looking for an artist that can do a Vtuber Characters but in the style of Genshin Impact/Honkai Impact character, with a quite masculine and feminine physique.
To be honest I'm looking for an artist that can do Vtuber Character, Vtuber Full Body, Vtuber Half Body, Vtuber Live Background, Logo, Overlay, 6 emoticons, Donate bar design, etc, like an overall package on Twitch. And especially willing to collaborate on how the character must look like.
Just a quick info on what we are looking for the design of the Vtuber:
-First Character (Male): head and facial features look like Gojo Saturo (Jujutsu Kaisen) but in the style of Genshin Impact/Honkai Impact character, with a masculine physique.
-Second Character (Male): features look like Uchiha Madara (Naruto Shippuden) but in the style of Genshin Impact/Honkai Impact character, with a masculine physique.
-Third Character (Female): features look like Jean Alter (Fate/Grand Order) but in the style of Genshin Impact/Honkai Impact character, with a feminine physique.
Thank you for taking a descent time to read my post. Send me a message so I know your a legit person with a word "Constantinople" in the first sentence of your message. If I'm not able to answer you as soon as possible please considered our timezone and I'm definitely not ignoring you. In terms of payment we can only pay you via Paypal
I will alot 3 days starting the date on this post to have as many artist as possible since I need 3 artist, one for me and the other two for my cousins, since they don't have reddit accounts, and another 4 days to evaluate the top 3 winners. Don't worry if you are selected we can communicate both email and discord. We can only pay you via PayPal. To clarify we will mandatory communicate both email and discord to avoid any anxieties and problems on our part, and if you don't want this kind of arrangement please don't send a message to me.
If someone contact us just to make a pseudo offer and a scammer, may your soul be persecuted for all eternity. Again thank you and I hope to work with you as soon as possible.

Hello, first of all I'm not a scammer and I made this quite long post just to make sure we dont waste time of each other. I'm looking for an artist that can do a Vtuber Characters but in the style of Genshin Impact/Honkai Impact character, with a quite masculine and feminine physique.
To be honest I'm looking for an artist that can do Vtuber Character, Vtuber Full Body, Vtuber Half Body, Vtuber Live Background, Logo, Overlay, 6 emoticons, Donate bar design, etc, like an overall package on Twitch. And especially willing to collaborate on how the character must look like.
Just a quick info on what we are looking for the design of the Vtuber:
-First Character (Male): head and facial features look like Gojo Saturo (Jujutsu Kaisen) but in the style of Genshin Impact/Honkai Impact character, with a masculine physique.
-Second Character (Male): features look like Uchiha Madara (Naruto Shippuden) but in the style of Genshin Impact/Honkai Impact character, with a masculine physique.
-Third Character (Female): features look like Jean Alter (Fate/Grand Order) but in the style of Genshin Impact/Honkai Impact character, with a feminine physique.
Thank you for taking a descent time to read my post. Send me a message so I know your a legit person with a word "Constantinople" in the first sentence of your message. If I'm not able to answer you as soon as possible please considered our timezone and I'm definitely not ignoring you. In terms of payment we can only pay you via Paypal
I will alotted 3 days starting the date on this post to have as many artist as possible since I need 3 artist, one for me and the other two for my cousins, since they don't have reddit accounts, and another 4 days to evaluate the top 3 winners. Don't worry if you are selected we can communicate both email and discord. We can only pay you via PayPal. To clarify we will mandatory communicate both email and discord to avoid any anxieties and problems on our part, and if you don't want this kind of arrangement please don't send a message to me.
If someone contact me just to make a pseudo offer and a scammer, may your soul be persecuted for all eternity. Again thank you and I hope to work with you as soon as possible.

Check out the letter I just sent to Maple Leaf property management after dealing with scheduling a Showdigs inspection:
Hello Maple Leaf Management -
I don't often take the time to respond to your frequent SMS and email surveys, but I am taking the time today to write you about something that it is very important to me that you action on immediately and decisively.
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I want to begin by saying that the actual person who performed the recent inspection of my home on behalf of Showdigs was a wonderful, thoughtful, respectful person to whom I enthusiastically offer a 12 star review. But my experience dealing with Showdigs the company, and their workflow and procedures, has left me deeply troubled and disturbed.
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My first point to make is that it's imperative that your organization at no point imply that a tenant has refused or otherwise failed to properly engage in a required inspection on the basis of that tenant not having scheduled a Showdigs appointment. My heart breaks at the thought that there is a Maple Leaf tenant somewhere stressed out and worried about their families housing status and safety because of their failure to complete the scheduling workflow.
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The second thing to understand is that this company has sold you a product that they acknowledge openly does not work.
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I am a Technical Product Manager at a big tech / entertainment company, and it is hard for me not to automatically apply my professional eye to this communication. I applied my eyes to the scheduling email, and the subsequent reminders, many times across the 6 separate attempts over 5 days on ultimately 4 different devices it took my wife and I to finally schedule the single 2hr slot in the allocated timespan that actually worked for us.
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I'm a long time iPhone user and among the more technically sophisticated Maple Leaf Tenants, and I have shared this story very widely across the Product Management related Slack forums in the large company I work for, and at first it's really really funny, and then it's quickly revealed to be really really awful and a bit horrorifing. Showdigs might be the first company I have dealt with where the workflow they present to users can actually be described as literally terrifyingly incompetent.
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I get a lot of email from Maple Leaf, and even the occasional correction, and ask yourself as the management of Maple Leaf - would we send an email where the CLICK HERE link does not work? I posted to my office Slack asking if anyone had received an email where the url just bounced uselessly under your finger before, and if they knew how that was done. Rampant hysteria, obviously. Who would send an email with a link that doesn't work in iOS?
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I was annoyed by this non-functional link, but I worked around it using my Gaming PC. So let's use a single drop of empathy and just note that there are many Maple Leaf tenants that don't have multiple email / web capable devices in their homes, and that just receiving this email at all is a bit stressful, more so if you have other reasons to already worry about housing stability.
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If Showdigs sent say 50 Maple Leaf tenants scheduling notifications yesterday I would bet $50 there is at least one person tapping that link over and over right now wondering what is going on, really scared and stressed because only one time slot works in their lives. I'd bet $20 there is at least one single parent that cried over it in the last 24hrs.
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When I revealed in Slack that I had to use this mysteriously non-functional link to schedule a required inspection of my rental, the first response was: "Wow, that is really irresponsible." As of now that comment has 98 'crying' emoticons on it. Because to every single person in that corporate channel it was immediately and painfully obvious that shipping a default non-functional email as important as that was going to impact the most vulnerable tenants in a hugely disproportionate way.
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The saddest part really, was that consensus was that, given that no one in that channel had received an email with a link that did not work in this manner before, and no one knew how to recreate it, and Showdigs email support identifies this was a known issue / design choice, it had to be more likely that these guys coded it up to not work, on purpose, so that poor and vulnerable tenants would not be able to accomplish the workflow and could be sanctioned if not evicted in favor of higher paying, more desirable tenants on the basis on non-compliance.
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So I don't know - did this company somehow build a culture where they could ship a product that they knew would be super stressful to every tenant that received it, impossible for many, knowing that the result would be more evictions and kids living in tents? Or did they build a culture that somehow avoided that question despite being local to Seattle, a city full of competent tech companies and social justice advocates? Did they set out to build a product that enables property managers to easily evict undesirable tenants on the basis of their technical savvy? Seems like a great proxy for a lot of otherwise protected categories.
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I really hope that Maple Leaf did not contract with Showdigs specifically because their workflows will predictably generate a large number of failed schedulings and implied refusals by disproportionately low income and non-english speaking tenants that allows for grievance based evictions that can withstand class protection challenges, but it's hard to avoid the conclusion that Showdigs has engineered that as a feature.
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Please do the right thing here and immediately discontinue all business dealings with Showdigs. Their product does not work, and in a way that common sense identifies as hugely problematic. There is no technical acumen, empathy or respect in the products they create. The product they ship will infuriate your tenants at best, and horrifically and unnecessarily disenfranchise them and leave them homeless at worst.
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I'm frankly revolted that I had to deal with them in any capacity, that they are able to ship this and somehow sleep at night, and that any portion of my rental fee is being allocated to their continued attempts to harm vulnerable tenants across the Seattle area.
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Last note: This could have been avoided if you had tested the tenant workflows yourselves before enrolling.
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Thanks for your time and attention, I look forward to the removal of the Maple Leaf logo from the list of Showdigs customers.
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As the title implies, I plan to explain the whole Skibidi Tiolet series as of Episode 57 as that's the latest episode right now. I know I'm late to this whole new trend thing or whatever, but I just didn't feel like watching it until now. Also, I was bored and now I'm here. Anyways, here we go.
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Season 1: Ep 1-5
The first Skibidi Toilet is formed, singing the titular "Skibidi bop bop bah yes yes, Skibidi bop bop yeh yeh" song. I know that's not the actual lyrics, but I don't care. Don't feel like looking it up out of pure laziness. The Skibidi Tiolet starts its world domination by flying its crazy face into the camera AKA your view, possibly turning people into more Skibidi Tiolets from what episode 4 shows normal human beings being turned into more Skibidi Tiolets or just killing them, and they succeed in this.
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Season 2: Ep None
There isn't one because I don't know why. The official playlist on the "DaFuq!?Boom!" YouTube channel doesn't have one. Let's just assume humanity is dead at this point. Moving on.
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Season 3: Ep 6-11
The Skibidi Tiolet army is growing and at this point, there are no normal humans at this point, only camerahead men, which is what I'm calling them now. They are basically the CSI or something and try to destroy the Skibidi Tiolet army, and they find out their weakness is flushing them, very fitting. Except, lots of them get killed as we experience it in first-person. I think my small theory here is that the camerahead's are us the viewers because camera's see things and we see things through cameras;s and videos and shit, and we're trying to fight the Skibidi Tiolet's through metaphysical mind bullshit. I have no idea what I'm going with this, but I'm not elaborating any further for time sakes. Also, the Skibidi army is creating a religion and a cult.
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Season 4: Ep 12-14
The Skibidi Tiolet's and Camerahead's are still fighting and are upgrading their battle tactics by using some stryder camera's and flying toilet copter things. A bunch of Half-Life source mod stuff you know. Lots of death and destruction, blah blah blah. I think this large G-Man-looking Skibidi Tiolet is the leader or something, but don't quote me on that. Also, the camerahead's like to breakdance and communicate through hand gestures, mainly thumbs-ups.
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Season 5: Ep 15-17
The Skibidi Tiolet's are still trying to destroy the camerahead army, and the camerahead's try to disguise as a Skibidi Tiolet to spy on the Skibidi army's plans and that fails, they also try to nuke them during a propaganda speech and sorta didn't fail, but still died. This is starting to become less Gen Z humor-ish and more like a well-written tv series that's better than any Netflix original or creepypasta I've read online. This also explains why some commenter on YouTube explained how even Gen Z people are just as concerned as we are with this whole meme series.
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Season 6: Ep 18-20
The camerahead's make their own titan drones to stop the Skibidi Toilets and this works. They make a massive Godzilla looking titan and he too gives the iconic thumbs up when he succeeds in killing and flushing more Skibidi's. Although, now the Skibidi's at this point now use alternative firepower like rocket launchers and laser cannons, which they also shoot from their eyes. The song also starts to become less normal, shorter, and downright satanic at certain points because World War Z shit. This is basically a bionic zombie apocalypse.
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Season 7: Ep 21-23
This 3 episode per season is an ongoing trend and now the camerahead's capture and interrogate the Skibidi Tiolet's for information, but they refuse to cooperate and are still getting more powerful. They try to flush the leader but fail. Also, the camerahead's titan drone got an upgrade and shot a bunch of Tiolet's from breaching their base. Talk about overkill with that energy ball cannon thing.
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Season 8: Ep 24-26
The camerahead's recruit a new group I ever so creatively called the speakerhead crew, and they use the same arsenal of shit that the camerahead's use, stryders and all. They blast the Skibidi Tiolet's with loud soundwave bursts and love playing "Everybody Wants to Rule the World." Also fitting. And a new titan I call the Redcoat Speakerhead. He is very OP.
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Season 9: Ep 27-29
The camerahead's and speakerheads try to infiltrate the Skibidi army's bases by themselves but get fucked over as per usual. So much for getting special information if these toilets have senses like a freakin' god. And then they get screwed over by a fast-flying Skibidi Tiolet that zooms at 69 Mach speed. Also, are the technology head crew peeps sitting on normal toilets or the corpses of fallen Skibidi's? Eh whatever, that's not important right now.
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Season 10: Ep 30-32
The Skibidi Tiolet's do weird science shit on captured camerahead's by using headcrab Skibidi's to turn them into mindless zombies and now possessed camerahead's and speakerhead's now fight their comrades. And the Redcoat Titan gets infected eventually too, becoming more OP in the process. I still have no idea whether to call this Garry's Mod shit or SFM shit considering they use Half-Life source material crap. I assume SFM because the animation is smoother. But that's not important, let's continue this "High Boi" esque parody I'm doing.
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Season 11: Ep 33-35
The camerahead's and co find a way to get rid of headcrab Skibidi's to return their possessed comrades to normal and they all succeed by using ray guns that shoot shiny blue wave beams that kill the Skibidi termites. Except they fail to free the Redcoat speaker titan, but they are satisfied with their work right now and dance some more. Also, I forgot to mention the camerahead's and speakerhead's gear fuse with each other. That's some Power Ranger's level shit right there.
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Season 12: Ep 36-38
The camerahead's legion continues to free more possessed men and try to take out the leader of the Skibidi Tiolet army again, but fail. The leader is now more powerful and can fly and shoot lots of fucking weapons of various kinds, and more stryder spider drone things. Take a shot every time I say "Skibidi", "Camerahead", or any other common word I say. Or don't, your liver will definitely hate you later. Anyways, next part.
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Season 13: Ep 39-41
The camerahead's and speakerhead's get a new recruit team I just called the monitorhead's because calling the upcoming computerhead's that, if there will be one, would be confusing, so the TV-headed crew is called that. They blind and flash the Skibidi army and use the THX logo earrape sound and communicate not through thumbs ups, but through emoticons and various uwu faces. Also, they have a titan, fuse with cameras and speakers, yadda yadda yadda.
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Season 14: Ep 42-44
The camerahead's are just lazily sitting around again, eating popcorn, watching the montiorhead's destroy the Skibidi Tiolet's with more flashes and earrapes. They can also teleport out with shadow smoke like ninjas would do. They are basically ninja cat gamers at this point. And more death and destruction. Now the Skibidi song is just low-pitched hell music. Also, the possessed Redcoat Titan found a new rival and Monitor Titan is angy emoticon.
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Season 15: Ep 45-47
The Monitor titan tries to fight Redcoat and Skibidi leader, he tries his best and fails. He is now super dead. Leek if u cre every timmy or something. Also, you get killed again for the nth time as a cameraman soldier. I'm starting to think this is "technology vs. freaks" when it comes to society. Maybe that's the whole message I'm getting from all this. Also I just remembered "DaFuq!?Boom!" adds an iPhone portrait version and a PC monitor resolution version of his videos. How odd. But that's not important right now.
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Season 16: Ep 48-50
The camerahead crew still use plungers as melee weapons and flush Skibidi's by ripping off the flush valves off. A special agent monitorhead arrives to save you and is a woman and she has more >:3 faces to show. And they can remove their monitor heads to do some flash blast attack. Cool. Definitely still think it's a cat girl though. Maybe secretly that NekoArc shit I see. Whatever though. We see the technohead legion's base, and then it gets invaded. The Skibidi titans can breath fire, but the Camera Titan is stronger and breaths extreme hot blue flames and saves the day. Everyone is pleased. Also portrait and computer versions are different. PC versions are longer and show more, and Phone versions have different music. Strange. Moving on.
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Season 17: Ep 51-53
The Technology Army people now have the upper hand and we see things through the eyes of the Ultra-Instinct Super Sayian Godzilla Camera Titan man. He is now the protagonist at this point. And all the other camerahead's give their usual thumbs-ups to us and have... headlight head things? New recruit? No, just an upgrade for the dark grey smokey sky setting and the desolate wasteland of a city during World War.
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Season 18: Ep 54-56
Some camerahead just messes around on a tablet and stops because first-person man said so, and is rejected by female cat girl monitorhead who shadow smokebombs away after doing disembodied monitor head attack. He just got friend-zoned. Skibidi's still have evolved their weaponry. Multiheads, lazers, rockets, buzzsaw ufos and shit. They also have caps on their flush valves. The usual stuff. Also, the Redcoat Speaker Titan kills ya sorry ass again. This guy is bad news. Did I mention the camerahead's use special headphones and eyewear when the speakerhead's and monitorhead's use their blast wave and flash attacks? Well now I did. Final part next.
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Season 19ish: Ep 57 (Final One For Now)
This is the ultimate episode because it's a long one that is split into three parts. Camera titan and still possessed Redcoat titan fight each other. Camera titan fights the few remaining elite Skibidi troops and some camerahead soldiers try to remove the leech from Redcoat but fail, and one gets bodied. The Skibidi's try to possess the Camera titan, but he is too smart and stops that himself. He then distracts the Redcoat Speaker Titan while the lady monitorhead agent removes the virus headcrab from Redcoat and succeeds, the Skibidi G-Man looking leader tries to stop them all, but retreats after seeing they freed the Redcoat titan. Montior lady vanishes with a fallen soldier to heal them probably and the tablet camerahead is rejected again because he definitely has a crush on him and someone in the comments believes this will be his villain origin story. The Redcoat Speaker Titan regains control over his mind and leaves to think about what to do next now that he's good again, and hopefully for good. Half-Life: "Triage at Dawn" music plays in a different tone, we thumbs-up Camera titan for a job well done and the music is different in the phone version of part 3. What song is it? I don't know. It's not "Triage at Dawn" for sure and I'm too tired to even look it up.
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And that's the end of the Skibidi Tiolet series for now because there will probably be more tomorrow, or even tonight when I'm asleep. Fun Fact: Episode 37 was the first instance of when I experienced this meme shit.
I rate this series 15 :thumbs-up: emotes out of 87 uwu's.
Thanks for coming to my TedTalk and whatever. Bye.