Michel fifer

If you feel just like me and like to figure out the differences (if there even are any) by yourself, here's a list of all the paintings and statues and their original names without any pictures.
All the sites I've found usually included a "fake / original" picture, so I wanted to compile a list in alphabetical order without any of those spoilers. I hope something like this hasn't been posted before!
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Name of Painting ingame	Name of Original Painting	Artist
Academic Painting	Vitruvian Man	Leonardo da Vinci
Amazing Painting	The Night Watch	Rembrandt van Rijn
Basic Painting	The Blue Boy	Thomas Gainsborugh
Calm Painting	A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte	Georges Seurat
Common Painting	The Gleaners	Jean-François Millet
Detailed Painting	Ajisai Sokeizu	Ito Jakuchu
Dynamic Painting	The Great Wave off Kanagawa	Hokusai
Famous Painting	Mona Lisa	Leonardo da Vinci
Flowery Painting	Sunflowers	Vincent van Gogh
Glowing Painting	The Fighting Temeraire	Joseph Mallord William Turner
Graceful Painting	Beauty Looking Back	Hishikawa Moronobu
Jolly Painting	Summer	Giuseppe Acrimboldo
Moody Painting	The Sower	Jean-François Millet
Moving Painting	The Birth of Venus	Sandro Botticelli
Mysterious Painting	Isle of the Dead	Arnold Böcklin
Nice Painting	The Fifer	Édouard Manet
Perfect Painting	Apples and Oranges	Paul Cézanne
Proper Painting	A Bar at the Folies-Bergére	Édouard Manet
Quaint Painting	The Milkmaid	Johannes Vermeer
Scary Painting	Otani Oniji the Third	Toshusai Sharaku
Scenic Painting	The Hunters in the Snow	Pieter Bruegel the Elder
Serene Painting	Lady with an Ermine	Leonardo da Vinci
Sinking Painting	Ophelia	John Everett Millais
Solemn Painting	Las Meninas	Diego Velázquez
Twinkling Painting	The Starry Night	Vincent van Gogh
Warm Painting	The clothed Maja	Francisco de Goya
Wild Painting Left Half	Folding Screen of Fujin and Raijin	Tawaraya Sotatsu
Wild Painting Right Half	"	"
Wistful Painting	Girl with a Pearl Earring	Johannes Vermeer
Worthy Painting	Liberty leading the People	Eugène Delacroix

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And here are the statues!
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Name of statue ingame	Name of original statue	Artist
Ancient Statue	Shakoki-Dogu Figurine	(Unknown)
Beautiful Statue	Venus de Milo	Alexandros of Antioch
Familiar Statue	The Thinker	Auguste Rodin
Gallant Statue	David	Michel Angelo
Great Statue	King Kamehameha I	Thomas Ridgeway Gould
Informative Statue	Rosetta Stone	(Unknown)
Motherly Statue	Capitoline Wolf	(Unknown)
Mystic Statue	Bust of Nefertiti	Thutmose
Robust Statue	Discobolus	(Unknown)
Rock-head Statue	Olmec Colossal Head	(Unknown)
Tremendous Statue	Houmuwu ding	(Unknown)
Valiant Statue	Winged Victory of Samothrace	(Unknown)
Warrior Statue	Terracotta Warrior	(Unknown)

I hope some of you will utilize this list as well. Tell me if I missed anything, I'll add it asap! I hope you enjoy the art hunt in Animal Crossing!! :)

So this is my Tinder story. I have had over 40 "Dates" from Tinder in the last year. I have kept pretty good records about the dates. I have also had a long running thread with 3 other friends. On this thread I have put in every detail of every "Date".
First I'll tell you about myself. I'm early 40's. Tall at 6'2". I have thick dark brown hair and light blue eyes. I also have a decent long beard. I'm in shape. I Ride motorcycles regularly. I also have a very good job in the tech industry. I enjoy nice restaurants. I've practiced martial arts since I was a child. One thing about me is I'm a little off from the norm of most guys. I'm actually not on Tinder to hook up. I'm looking for someone that can hang with me. Finding a woman that can drink Tequila with out salt and fruit is pretty hard to find. One that will jump on the back of a motorcycle and go to Toronto is even harder. I'm known by my friends as someone that does not fuck around. I get it done or I'm never going to do it. So If I don't think it's a actual match I stop the "Date" right where it is and I walk away. I need to point out that I don't have any problems walking up to attractive women and introducing myself. I have taken women home after meeting them in bars. I'm a decent looking guy with confidence.
Why Tinder? First off Tinder is a really bad way to meet someone. I'm a firm believer that a lot of stuff needs to line up for two people to be compatible. Education, Upbringing, and social/economic all factor into a good relationship. How someone looks from 2-5 pictures is not a good way to do this. However there is a lot of fucking around on the traditional online dating sites. I don't want to chat with someone for a week only to find out that the moment I sit across from them I'm not attracted to them. Tinder is very different. Normally I'll be having dinner with the woman within two days of a match. My idea being the more face to face meetings I have. The more I will increase my odds of meeting a woman that I'm compatible with. So it's a trade off. On Zoosk I only went out maybe every other week. Tinder I've had a few weeks where I have had 3 meetings. This first meeting/date or what ever is really a interview for a actual date.
My profile: I keep it simple and classy. The about me says "6'2" so break out the heels. Would my mother like you?" Six pictures of me smiling with all my clothes on. None of them selfies. I ask my friends and co-workers to take a picture for Tinder when I'm looking good and having a good time. Pretty simple.
How I choose on Tinder: This has kinda turned into a science over the last year. Every photo and word is carefully psychoanalyzed. Because there are some serious psycho's out there. First off I only consider the best looking women on Tinder. Life is too short for one star movies on Netflix. It's also to short to waste on someone that let herself go. After the superficial looks. I take a serious look at what the woman is wearing. If she is showing off bikini shots and cleavage. I reject. Side note. Some of you women are fucking nuts. I have seen a couple women with their hands down their pants. Or in a nightgown with one leg up on the bathroom sink. These are rejected also. So I also look carefully at the background of these pictures. If your house is a mess in the background I will hit reject. If you are throwing gang signs I will reject. If everyone in your pictures are guys I will reject. If your tattoos were scratched on I will also reject. Get the idea? There are hundreds of new women every month on Tinder. I have zero reason to be anything but picky as all hell.
The dating rules: I guess this is where it gets weird. I have a 7 date rule. Also things that have to happen in order to proceed to the next date. I should also point out that the first meeting is not a date but a interview for the first date. Date one no expectations. Similar to the first meeting only now I'm actually in it for a good time. Second date is where I pick her up or she picks me up. At this point I know she is not married or at least can handle herself in public. Third date becomes a introduction to a small number of my friends out in public. Forth is again with a different set of friends or her friends. Fifth date is all about the deal breakers. It becomes a frank discussion about values and more importantly deal breakers. If you are not getting on a motorcycle for instance. Or if she is a felon. Sixth date should be on a couch. By now I'm tired of going out and need to see what the person is like during Netflix. The Seventh date is the final date step. If we have not slept with each other this is when it's going to happen or I will disappear. This seems like a lot. However I'm not motivated by getting laid. I'm looking for someone that can hang on the couch or out on a motorcycle for more than a week.
So how have I been doing? Looking at the numbers. I'm doing horrible. The guys by now need to know how many women I've had intercourse with. So the honest answer is 3. With all 3 being mistakes. Out of 40+ women. 1 woman made it to seven dates. (aka Kim) 1 woman made it to five dates. (aka Julie) 1 woman made it to four dates. (aka Ann) 1 woman made it to one date as of writing this. (aka Jenn) (not their real names)
So who were they? Lets start with Kim. She was close to my ages. We had lots of moments where it seemed like we were clicking hard. Really kinda unsettling. I've never met a women that captured my imagination so completely. Since she made it to seven actual dates it should be obvious that I was head over heels for her. Highly educated. Multiple languages. Gorgeous really. This one taught me that I'm overly attracted to intelligence. However there were problems. She was not looking for a serious relationship. Something that I thought I made clear on the 5th date. Sex actually ended up a little bit of a disaster. Some weird text messages and it was over with in a couple days.
Julie was young. Mid 30's. Really a classic beauty. Really knew a lot about good food. She was a college grad with a Art degree. She made the most amazing Manga art of busty women killing men. Tall, blond, martini glass breasts. She was also a raging alcoholic. Oh my g-d that woman could drink! Great in bed. But just all over the spectrum on each date. I liked her but she was just too wild. Might of kept her as a friend if I did not meet her on Tinder.
Ann was even younger. She was only 31. I have a sister that is older than that. Ann was really really fun to hang out with. She could drink. We had a good time. During sex she bruised me in places I did not think you could get bruised. But there were weird times when I thought she was just too young for me. However there was no fifth date. She called me and told me that she was lying to me. She was using meth. Fucking out there conversation too. At one point I think she was trying to find out if I wanted to come over and do meth and have sex all weekend. So I thanked her for being honest and never messaged her again.
I'll quickly mention Jenn. I like her a lot. I can't quite figure out if she actually likes me. She is also mid thirties. Terribly smart and the way she is smart might not be compatible with the way I am smart. If that makes sense. However I really like having my arms around her and she is the perfect height for a kiss. If I had to describe her. It would be as a beautiful Viking Shield maiden. But she seems a bit reserved. I'm hoping that is because we met on Tinder.
Notable mentions.
So I matched with a woman that had long blonde hair. She was tall and slim in her photos. I show up at the bar. Scan the room. Go over to some empty stools and wait. 5 mins later she walks into the bar. She does not look anything like her picture at all. So I don't recognize her. She walks right up to me. (Because I do look like my pictures). And sits down. First thing she says. "I know I don't look like my pictures." Instead of meeting Michel Fifer I'm sitting next to Liza Minnelli. Not the young hot Liza, The old fat Liza. 8 mins into it she mentions that she lives close. 13 mins later she asks if I want to go back to her apartment. 14 mins later I paid for my beer and was in my car going home by myself. I won't tell you what I said but it was rude.
I'm at another bar. Waiting. In comes my Tinder match and she actually looks a lot like her pictures. However there must have been about 2 years of meth use since those pictures were taken. She looked like a fucking Tim Burton version of Pippi Long Stockings. Walked up to me with those darting Meth head eyes. Said something at a thousand miles per hour. Yelled that she left her smokes in the car and walked out to get them. The bartender looks at me and says. There is no smoking in the bar. I handed him a 5 dollar bill and said there was no way I was sitting with that. As I walked out she was walking in. She asked if I scared her or something. I just said Yep as I walked around her.
Walking into another bar. I see her at the end. Beautiful. Dressed nice not to flashy. Stunning smile. I say hi. She says Hi. So I order a beer. Right after I order the beer she leans over and says. "Hope this is not weird or anything. But that is my husband at the end of the bar. He just wants to make sure you are not a weirdo. We have a open marriage." The bartender puts my beer down. I hand him five dollars. Turn to her and say. "I hope you have a good evening." and walk out.
Vegans are the worst. For g-ds sake put that in your Tinder. She was very good looking. Tall with a stunning smile. Smart too. When she walked in she said she had a big lunch. I asked what she had. It sounded like a vegan meal so I asked. Yep she was vegan. So here is the thing. We were meeting at a place that one vegan meal. And she did not even order that. To make things worse. I'm the kind of guy that will order veal in front of vegans. So I wanted to eat... Figured once she saw me eat a large steak. I would never have to see her again. Two hours... Got the whole Vegan life style lecture during the meal. watched her pick at fucking rice. She did not drink. Would never get on a motorcycle. I'm ready to leave.... What does she say? "Want to come back to my apartment?" I actually laughed at that. I calmly said that she was very sexy and smart. But I was looking for serious matches. I said between me drinking and riding motorcycles and her being a vegan I did not think it was a good match. After I said that I realized that I should have screwed her. Because the 20 mins of vegan rant I had to endure. "You don't want to go with me because I won't shove dead beef into my mouth?" Blah Blah Blah.
So out of 40 I would say that 32 liked me and would have gone on a date. But I did not feel any real attraction. On the whole they were all smart and educated. Deserved to meet someone. It just was not me. About Six thought I was a total wack job. One told me that I was a 8.5 until I opened my mouth and I lost a point because of it.
Things that I don't like about women on Tinder. Okay. Remember this is just me. I'm a little off. But it seems really creepy that most of the older women keep their Tinder matches as Facebook friends. I don't know if this is some form of collecting. Or if it's the modern day version of dick in a box. I don't even have ex girlfriends on Facebook. I'm not going to have Tinder matches. It's also true, there are women out there that just want to go out. They have no interest in you other than the hopes you will pay for dinner and drinks. I would actually say about a third of the 32 women that liked me were playing this game. My guess is that about 20% said not looking for a hook-up. However half of these women would have and probably have. They are looking for something Discrete. Look for that word or similar in her conversations. Dead giveaway.
Right now I'm at a strange Tinder place. I met what I thought was the perfect woman for me. Just one and she did not have feelings for me. It's been awhile and I still think about her. When Duran Duran came up on my shuffle. She said she still loved Duran Duran. Now when It pops up on the display of my car and I read "Duran Duran" but I hear her saying the words. So that SUCKS. Everyone knows the definition of unrequited. But the word has weight when you feel it.
I've probably dropped 3 grand on dates in the last year. For the life of me I can't figure out if it was worth it. I can't really see the benefit. I have a favorite restaurant with a favorite waiter. He thinks I'm a player. So I guess I have that going for me.
(Yes I will answer questions).