Pretty simple: a company in the UK has a default shipping location for the USA state of Nevada in a small town called Gerlach that is not adjacent to an interstate or an airport. Why?
This is fiction from facts, folks. I ordered the print +PDF of NBA from the Pelgrane Press website. From day one the tracking said it was pending acceptance in Gerlach.
I figured that the tracking numbers from the USPS must have cycled around and this was a repeat number with outdated information that would update when my package was in-country.
I was wrong. When my hard copy book arrived today, the shipping address was a Post Office Box In Gerlach, NV. WTF?
Gerlach would be a “blink and miss it” town if it was on the interstate, but it isn’t. Unless you have family there or work there, nobody would ever go there. Except for once a year.
Gerlach is the last vestige of civilization before the gates on the playa that admit thousands to the Burning Man Festival every year. Carnival lights and carnal/ chemical delights.
If anyone actually translates this idea into a scenario for your game, I would love to hear the story as it played out.

Jewelry is “missing” from deceased grandmother. How to approach.
My grandmother promised a bracelet and necklace to my sister and I. She wore these two items for as long as I can remember. All of the sudden, no one knows where it is.
My grandmothers husband (95) had it last when she was in the hospital. My mother claims it’s now “missing” and she and her brother KNOWS it’s supposed to go to us. She says my grandmother’s husband is confused and doesn’t know where it is now…
I don’t know who’s lying. I can’t speak with my grandmothers husband at this time since he is with his family out of state.
My mom alluded that maybe his family stole them?
But my mom and her brother have been lying/up to no good this entire time. There was 20k left in my mom’s name for a funeral, and all the sudden they aren’t having a funeral/service because they “don’t have the money” (But we went with her to the bank when she found out the account was in her name…..) Also, everything of value was already taken from the house. My mom is dodging all my sister and I’s questions.
These pieces are worth a lot of money, but they are extremely sentimental to my sister and I. We would never sell them, but I’m afraid they are long gone…
I have photos of the items in question. Should I wait to speak with my grandmothers husband? Should I start calling pawn shops? I have no idea what to do.

In the show the quack doctor says you don't see many fusion cores anymore. I would treat this as a throwaway line except for 3 reasons:

1. The show REALLY focuses in on that line, it pops up on in at least one of the "previously on" cycles.
   
2. The entire Vault-Tec strategy relies on this problem. They keep reiterating that time is their ally. It seems the entire idea is to wait out the post apocalypse in entirety, letting the surface dwellers pick through the remains until there's nothing left and they die/kill each other off. In the first episode, Hank announces that the surface would be ready for redevelopment in his grandchildren's lifetime. Normally that would just be overseer propaganda BS, but Hank is far more in the know than your average overseer, and seems well informed on the greater Vault-Tec plan. We know it has nothing to do with radiation, He has to know the surface dwellers are running on fumes when it comes to pre-war resources.
   
3. It would explain why Hank nuked Shady Sands. A civilization with true industry would completely ruin the Vault-Tec plan of waiting till pre-war resources ran dry.
   

So, recently I had a pretty good argument with somebody over whether or not Fukada made a mistake regarding Makimura, the Aomori/U-18 National team goalie. The other person brought out the factor of height being his limiting factor in the long run in the senior level, while I argued it didn't matter too much regarding a couple of inches here and there, since Makimura could just pump more effort in like he's been doing so far to compensate with faster reflexes and even more intense grit and power. Full argument is here: https://www.reddit.com/Ao\_Ashi/comments/1cvaa6u/comment/l4ohtaz/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button. What are your guy's take on it, preferably people with football experience.

Dear good people of the Chemical Engineering Subreddit,
I just graduated from highschool yesterday and now have about three months of great vast nothingness of time ahead of me. The last time I had such a swathe of free time was way back in the last summer of middle school, which is how I first got into chemistry, put myself ahead of my peers with a good foundational set of skills (unintended effect), and managed to really love chemistry.
In highschool I picked up a similar love for math, physics, building setups (that had my teachers facepalming lol), and design (not engineering specific - just stuff like the design cycle, a bit of coding and design for robotics, making a teeeny prosthetic grabber using simple machines - just stuff like that) so I thought I'd get into ChemE in college. For those curious, I took Physics, Math and Chem HL in the IB just to give you the idea of where my current understanding is.
Now that that lengthy and perhaps in your view unessecary exposition is over, I wanted to ask if you had any textbook/website/anything recs for ChemE so I can learn some foundational skills this summer. Much like eighth grade, I'm not doing this to get ahead of anyone, but to cover some free time. Even if they aren't ChemE specific but more guiding lines for math, physics, and chemistry that I'll have to know, please do not hesitate to drop them in the comments.
Thank you Redditors.
P.S. Not sure wether student or the literature & resources flair was the correct one, if someone could let me know which one to use I'd be extremely grateful for this kindness.

A friend and I are making a meme, and the audio is a person saying “this isn’t what I asked for, this isn’t even.. this isn’t even sort of what I asked for.” And overtop the image is sylveon holding a note. I’m not sure what the note should say that pertains to what a sylveon would find on a note that someone wrote for her but can I get some funny ideas please?

Hey so I know this is probably so random but I’m looking for guys who are rly good at pranks and down to go to an extreme level to pull off a good prank on someone.
I have the idea set up already but idk much people in Toronto to help me execute it. Before you Dm me about it, it will involve someone drinking your urine 😂 If that’s something that would be funny to you hmu

3 years ago I met a man on tinder who I crushed on. We first met at target, went to the movies & then hung out at my friends place for a couple hours or so.
(I was out of state to hangout with a friend planning to stay for a couple weeks or so)
But yeah I invited him after the movies with my friends permission of course because I was so happy around him. He was cute, funny & kind. We hit it off really nicely.
He lived around 40-50 minutes away from my friends but still made the time to hangout with me frequently. But he was so sweet, always getting me Starbucks. Making me lunch from scratch. Really affectionate & complimentary.
When I went back to my actual home we missed each other a lot, face timed all the time.
I’m from Maine, my friend & him lived in Colorado. He was living with his brother at the time but they got in a fight where he was kicked out making him homeless.
I had pity for him & since I missed him + had enough money to go back I did. We hung out frequently, almost daily. But one day my friend had to travel to a different state to visit her close friend because she was having a lot of struggle in her life. & apparently that meant I had to leave her house? I didn’t have enough money yet to actually travel back to my hometown (I work remote so I was going to make money to eventually travel back).
She asked where I’d stay which obviously implies she doesn’t want me to stay at her house or maybe her partner didn’t.
Either way that meant I was homeless with my boyfriend (we eventually made it official after a 3-4 weeks).
At this point we’ve been dating for maybe 2 or 3 months and it was June. We found an apartment to rent & naturally moved in together. One of the most exciting times of my life. After settling we went to a gym together & he convinced me to get a membership together. We worked out now and then together which was fun!
One day on the weekend he told me he was gonna work out with a friend. I thought it was off he didn’t invite me so asked if he planned on just them hanging out or could I come? He told me he was planning just them but I could come. Which I thought was super fucking weird but told myself I’m maybe being paranoid.
Anyway, he was a great partner but as time progressed I started to pick up narcissistic tendencies.
He’d randomly say the most outta pocket things such as “ I feel bad for you that your parents don’t seem to care about you, they never call” to which I explained my parents know I call them frequently & don’t need to. But he would say this frequently almost like he wanted a rise outta me bc wtf that’s hurtful? And when I mention it being hurtful tell me I’m taking things the wrong way or being really sensitive which only got me more pissed which made him pissed.
Or back handed compliment as “you’re so lucky you get to sit all day for your job”.
He was also a bit controlling. He worked night shifts and if he called me to where I didn’t answer his first call he would scream at me such as “ why didn’t you answer??? You trying to ignore me?? That’s actually so rude and messed up. What are you doing?” He reeked insecurity.
And when I even mentioned visiting my family again he seemed upset at the idea of me going to visit them without him.
Anyway, this is a couple examples out of 100. I’m trying not to make this a novel.
Fast foward 3 months we were drinking a ton with the neighbors. We drank out in the back of our shared yard together. He asked me to charge his phone. He always asked me to do things for him like that which is fine whatever. But I thought to look thru his phone. Had a lucky guess with his passcode found out it was his PIN number lol.
Anyway, looked through his snap only to find that he cheated on me 2-4 times with his friend. The one he worked out with and he did during his night shifts. Broke my heart. I didn’t mention anything to him. The next day I told his sister that I’m moving back to my home town because of this while he was at work. She told him. He called me. Begging me not to go. Insisting he’ll go to therapy, he’ll talk to my parents, that he’s sorry. That it’s a dumb decision.
I asked him why to which he gave reasonings but he lied somewhat about the story. Cheating part didn’t hurt me, planning on not telling me hurt me. I caved in because his tears seemed to be real and he was in a state of severe depression for like a month. In any instance it’s hard for me not to have empathy for someone who’s sad. But I was too.
I found out he was subscribed to some of people too & watched porn!! Which honestly porn I wouldn’t care about if in the beginning of our relationship he didn’t tell me it was a deal breaker because it affected his dad horribly. And as for or paying to see someone nude in a relationship? Gross.
Fast foward a few months we’re still together but the relationship doesn’t feel the same as it used to. When we started dating he was the ONLY person I found attractive. But after finding out he did why should my eyes only be on him if he’s had eyes on others? Anyway I missed my family so much and friends. I couldn’t stand being with only him. I let him know that I need to visit my family, still he was scared of me being alone without him. So I told him well I’m either visiting them or you’re moving with me there. Couple months pass by he caved in on moving there with me. Which is obviously a huge decision to make leaving his good job and family. Surely he loves me and I convinced myself everything would be okay.
I don’t believe he’s ever cheated again. He’s grown so much mentally & emotionally even if he has bipolar.
Does a much better job at managing & discussing his emotions & thoughts. We’ve lived in Maine together for around 2 years. Which means it’s almost been 2 years 4 months since I found out he cheated on me at one point.
Every dang day I have anxiety about it. I just want to heal, man. I can’t stop thinking about missed opportunities of dates I could’ve had. People I didn’t give a chance to. And I can’t stop thinking what if he does it again when we’re 30? I wasted a decade of my life for nothing?
But thing is all his belongings are in my state. We’re not rich, moving is hard. He doesn’t want to ever let me go either. Plus I’ve grown attachment to his dogs which feel like mine at this point😭. One of his dogs comes to me every night as soon as I lay down just to cuddle me. Plus my partner provides so much for me financially and we have such a fun time being in each others presence. Not only does he work around 10-12 hours a day 5 days a week. He also usually cooks dinners for me as well.
I’m not asking for tips on how to leave. There’s no escape for me at this point. I’m depressed without him, I’m depressed with him. Some days are good but for the most part I live life in constant anxiety of being hurt again. I just want to know about others experience if they’ve dealt a similar situation. Does it get better?
I might’ve left some details out so if you have any questions just ask.

Random question, but would anyone the name of a card game at Trim Tab? It’s similar to Apples to Apples where words are paired together to make somewhat funny statements. I wanted to buy it for the house since I’m no longer drinking. If you have a suggestion for other card or board games, I’d definitely appreciate it.

Due any day now and haven't found a girl name we love. Ideally, we'd have a 2 syllable A name followed by a 3 syllable C name. But the end goal is to keep the AC initials.
If the baby is born a boy, we want to name him August Cameron if that helps. Appreciate any ideas you can share! (Totally okay with common names too!)

we gotta cut this narrative that u need specific starters to make it through classic or that the species of pokemon you have is the biggest factor in winning. if someone needs some ideas on who to run im all for helping but this game has some of the hardest backseating i’ve ever seen. DID YOU KNOW PICKUP IS BROKEN? DID YOU KNOW MEOWTH IS BROKEN? DID YOU KNOW GOLISOPOD IS BROKEN? i mean it’s a game made in a roguelite fashion where ur pokemon are made to get absolutely juiced w perfect ivs, 2 abilities (passive), illegal egg moved,and buffs during the run. everything is going to feel broken when you hit the right combo.
i think people who don’t play roguelikes are unfamiliar with dumping all ur resources into a certain win condtion/combo to become broken and sweep. I think people who dont play rom hacks or hard pokemon are not used to learning the ai’s patterns and starting to easily predict their moves. In either case people struggle and get screamed at that the need better mons or this is what u used in your run so they should do that.. I just swept classic easily with ampharos, nidoqueen, parasect, lurantis, linoone, klefki without one of them having passive, hidden ability, or egg move. i dont think im better than u or some pokemon elitist bc of that. im just trying to say if people need help id like to see more tips on how to play the game and less HOLY FRICKING FRICK U DIDNT EVEN USE TINKATON HAHAHA WHERES UR KYOGRE bc i think it makes it feel like a more insurmountable task to newcomers when u tell them they need to farm passives nd legendaries to get the feeling of one win.
go ahead and tell me what pokemon on my team is super hard to obtain and broken. and before u say it, a lot of easy to get mon like linoone have pickup, i didnt mega my ampharos bc i didnt want dragon weakness, and i saw klefki, mawile, and tinkaton during the run and simply caught the first one i saw so i had an easy defensive pivot. you CAN 1. use lures in biomes w steel/fairy mon to get higher odds to see them 2. find a map 3. always make sure to have balls on hand so u dont miss 4. start with one 5. dna splice one.. its not guaranteed but i’ve heard too many times that it’s super highroll to see one when it just isn’t. (rip to my brothers who got caught in the blue collar loop though (employees at the lake, power plant, or construction site 🤣)
any tips needed id genuinely love to help. this game has really brought back my love of pokemon. best of luck to you for shiny weekend bros!

Recent posts point to the blind trust local pastors put in The Network Leadership Team, the practice of leaders being protected from vs. serving as protectors of those they lead, the relational enmeshment and leader-pleasing on display at pastor retreats, and how many leaders reflect characteristics of pastors that we should be wary of putting trust in.
I'm sure they would claim to be serving Jesus. That their harsh oversight is the result of God holding them personally accountable for the churches they lead. That they are protecting the flock when someone who is 'too needy' or 'doesn't share our values' is run out the door before they can set up roots. That the actions of those that follow are most important, and not the faith or intent behind them....making it OK to threaten or intimidate people into the 'right' behaviors.
When I zoom out though, it really seems to come down to the personal comfort of these leaders. Comfort in physical needs being met, in thinking that God is happy with them if they stay true to The Network and their Dear Leader, and in driving away and literally demonizing anyone who would dare challenge their psychological and spiritual comfort zone. I'm not blaming them for it....most of them were caught up in this mess in their late-teens and early-twenties and haven't been forced to exercise the maturity muscles needed to navigate a difficult world with endless grey space between any two seemingly impossible extremes. Having everything in a perfect little compartment sounds great, and easy....and not the world we all live in.
It's the only way that it makes sense. How else can a so-called pastor commit so much blind loyalty to a system that also requires them to sever relationships with hundreds of those that, like me, decided to part ways with them?
What am I missing?

Yo everyone what’s up, my name is Saints. Wanted to have a brief talk about the current dealings of the sub plus some goals we have.
To start off, I’ve been here modding for about 7 months, in that time I’ve tried my best to tighten things up, some of you may not think so but trust me if you could see the mod logs an how much stuff gets removed after posting/denied posting by the auto mod you would agree. Moving forward we’ve tightened up the auto mod even more so we should be seeing even less “wHaT sHoUlD I BuY” type posts.
With the help of another mod we’ve also created a wiki page that has a some cool stuff on it like a FAQ, a glossary, a work in progress in avoiding being scammed and a rundown of a few of the most common problems and solutions people need when they have a broken figure. The auto mod will also direct them to that when they properly flair their posts with the “figure maintenance flair”
Moving forward here are some of my goals.
1) Continue to grow this sub with quality members who enjoy sharing pictures and talking about the figures of the line an just all around being positive an helpful.
2)Continue the mod work needed to help cultivate a quality sub, that includes being active in the day to day to keep the bad apples out, providing helpful information in regards to the figures, and continual work on the wiki so it’s all up to date information.
With all that said, I am in the market to add a few people who would be willing to help mod around here. A few months ago another mod made a similar post looking for mod applications but he is no longer here an nothing really came of that post, so I’m here hoping for a big turnout. Feel free to message the mods if you want to apply for that role. Start off with why you’d like to do it, and any ideas you might have that could better the server, if you don’t particularly have any ideas that’s ok too, just as long as you are ready to help maintain an active mod presence here that’s the biggest thing, we can talk an go from there.
Again thank you guys a lot for reading an I hope we can continue to make this a great sub. Also feel free to drop any ideas you might have in the comments also or dm directly. That is all, Saints out.

I recently took the step to talk to an LPC and she said that the feelings/feafrustration I was experiencing was agoraphobia. Took some time for me to wrap my head around that but putting a name to it has been a huge positive.
I spent 15+ years drinking like crazy and 5 years ago I began to taper off to now I'm at a socially acceptable level; switched from weed to CBG too.
Being able to read the threads in this forum has been huge to me. It is a totally isolating issue to deal with, but just knowing there are others out there makes me feel like I'm part of a community. And the anonymity makes the step to talking to others not so monumental.
I started taking propanolol and pepto to steps into new places and it been working for me so far. 1st thank you is to those that discussed fear of restroom availability and gave some ideas on how to tackle it
2 thank you is to this community as a whole. Your posts are inspirational to me, they gave me the courage to write this. For all the OPs, your leaps to put yourself out there are admirable, and all the folks that follow up with ideas and words of encouragement make me think that maybe people aren't the worst.
TLDR: Thank You, for your courage, support and community.

Honestly, while I am excited and happy to see Mr Puzzles back, and while I do enjoy the direction SMG4'S taking with him now more wanting to directly change the SMG4 show on his own (as well as have these kinds of episodes becoming a recurring thing in his attempts), I would have honestly rewrote his return to where, when SMG4 realizes what just happened, he looks around only to see the Puzzlevision Box missing as he quickly disregards it as we then cut to Mr Puzzles in what would be akin to Alastor's breakdown in Hazbin Hotel, with Mr Puzzles making it out by a hair and still being relatively weak.
He attempts to use his powers, but they don't work as well, similarly to when Mario busted up his screen in Puzzlevision, going through his own breakdown as a result of all that has happened including his defeat... That is until he has an epiphany with the episode playing on his screen, with him then smiling creepily while the darkness of the room he's in surrounds him as he says "So, I can't get my own show? Fine... I'll just have to take yours..." as the screen fades to black... only for an old man holding a shotgun to turn on the lights screaming "YOU KIDS BETTER GET OFF MY LAWN" as Mr Puzzles screams in terror, with his loss of power and cowardice indicating that he won't nearly be as much of a threat... Atleast for now
It would also be pretty funny if he, just like many struggling artists, ended up getting a job as a barista (I mean, he doesn't have his power and he still needs somewhere to live as he puts his plan into action)... Particularly if it was III's Coffee and Bombs, as I can just imagine Mr Puzzles putting on the most fake disguise possible and nearly everyone (except Mario) immediately knowing it's him but playing along due to how little of a threat he poses and to keep an eye on him, with SMG3 definitely having fun being able to boss him around.
I think this would be a nice way of integrating him into the main cast while still having him be a recurring antagonist with his plan. Heck, maybe have Karen also have a job at the cafe (which wouldn't really be surprising for her) and have the two actually become friends, with both hating their jobs and being easily annoyed with the antics of the SMG4 Crew (particularly Mario). The idea of Mr Puzzles genuinely becoming friends with someone would definitely be interesting to see as his obsession with television was started by the fact that he didn't have any friends growing up.

Plague Marine
Captain Wolfer initiates a dark ritual to call for assistance. The Inquisition forces are tipped off, and task a strike force to go in and raze the ritual site to the ground as they conduct other strikes to divert attention. However, when they make it there, the ritual is successful, and out of a warp portal walks a Plague Marine.
The ritual site would be an excellent arena. The plague marine will be slow, plodding, and nearly invulnerable, with slow Crusher-like overheads in melee. He will call out his target and mark them and shoot at them with his bolter. There's plenty of cover in the arena, and his marked target will have to take cover or risk being torn apart very quickly as his bolter hits also adds corruption. We'll have canisters of holy water dropped off in the area. This can also be a new mechanic for use in other maps, the players grab them and toss them near the plague marine before attacking them and setting them off. Being in the AoE of a holy water canister when it goes off knocks people back, but also heals a bit of corruption. Detonating a holy water canister near the Plague Marine staggers him and makes him vulnerable to taking damage normally. Once the Plague Marine is dead, the team runs for the extraction point chased by a vengeful army Hab Dreyko style.
Yes, this is kind of like the War Encampment in Vermintide 2. It fits very well, I think.

Tank Escort
A Leman Russ Demolisher needs to be escorted from one front to another to shore up defenses. Problem is, the Moebians want to get their hands on an active tank, do as Chaos does, corrupt it a bit, put in some vats of really vile pathogens, make a pus spewing tank or something like that. Just nasty stuff.
The strike team fights in a location parallel to the Leman Russ Demolisher with lots of checkpoints that once they reach and clear out the enemy, the tank can "advance" on its rails. The whole time the strike team is fighting that can see the the Leman Russ firing its weapons at unseen enemies or smoked out areas and hear chatter from the tank crew. It'd be easy to set up an area where the strike team will have to move or clear out obstacles, and set up a mid-mission objective where the strike team has to range ahead to destroy some anti-tank lascannon emplacements. We'll top the scenario off by the enemy sending a plague ogryn at the tank, only for the strike team to watch the Demolisher wipe it out in one devastating cannon blast and cheer before extraction.
Discuss the ideas you have and downvote mine away rejects!

First time played kenshi and feel like sharing its story.
Decided to play mainly solo character RPG style. When I learned about fractions i was scared to make any of them enemy. As they are all very cool. Then I discovered holy nation and wow fuck these guys.
I started my endless solo cruciate aganist them with satisfying progress during it. (being on level of holy sentinel up to being stronger than inquisitor ahhh so good). First goal was military base next to Stack. It was going good and then they hurt my leg badly, couldnt run away and took me prisoner and steal my eq.
Easy peasy prison break time. My eq was in box next to my cell(idiots!) but without weapon. Resteal it but couldnt make it fist fighting, back to cell. Break again but they moved my eq(Smart!) and i had no idea where it was. I tried steal eq from sleeping soldiers but my stealing level was to low(and didnt know then how to cheese it) and i get only free toughness training.
Next day i was mining stones as obidient slave should. Outside the base. This is my chance, i tried to run away but learned the hard way shackles movement penalty. Guy throw me to the ground but he was crazy, for some reason he didnt stop beating me while yelling "work harder! , arbait macht frei! " or something. I lost my arm and was barelly alive. Lost my hope for escaping.
Solo escaping that is. Took one of my "characters" that is cooper miners and decided to make it ultimate assasin, thief, lord of the night. After extensive training went to base during night for rescue mission. And it was going great. Stealth killing is op. But I failed at some point and landed in cell next to my hero. That night there was a lot of other prisoners. We opened them all as much at the same time as possible and run away when soldiers were dealing with them. That is my hero run away, assasin sacrificed himself and will be forever remembered for this.
Getting myself robo arm and went on exploring and training. When I come back i relatively easly destroyed Stack with Seta. I was feeling confident with blister hill but oh boy I was wrong. Infinite army respawning(?) faster than i was killing them. After hours city was full of crawling people and it seriously became depressing. Like im on the real war but im the bad guy. I have seen holy phoenix, even managed to lure him to 1v1 but he beat my ass without taking any damage.
Went exploring again, got meitou weapon from fishman boss and discovered crossbows. Gave the crossbow to random copper miner nad he was kicking ass from the start. Now with team of 2 blister hill got obliterated and received princess as reward. I havent seen half of map but called it a day with this run.
I started few other short Self restricted runs and boy, this game have much potential for roleplaying. So much is happening between fractions, especially on United cities territory. Its a mess there. You really have read it all? Thanks.

(note this is a joke if you are a Christian this isn't expost to offend you we just thought it was funny)
Check it Jon 12
I came into the world as a Christian Look into these eyes Then you'll see the size of the faith Learning about the past Knowledge in my brain Everyone that burns has to learn about the faith
Hey I think about the day When Jesus gave me my name Now me and my fellas go to pray Now she's stuck with the devil in the flames And I'm just a Cristian with a lot of faith
Like a priest (ay) Like a priest (ay) Like a priest (ay) Like a priest (ay) Like a priest (ay) Like a priest (ay)
Should I be fellin sined (no) Should I be fellin holy (ya) It's kinda sad, that she won't give her life to god
And maybe she just made a mistake And I should give her a break My soul will pray any way Hey, what the heck, what you want me to say? I won't lie that I can't deny
I did I all for the Bible (amen) the Bible (amen) So you can take this vurse and put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul)
I did I all for the Bible (amen) the Bible (amen) So you can take this vurse and put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul)
Why did it take so long? Why did I wait so long, huh? To figure it out? But she did it And I'm the only one Underneath the sun who didn't get it
I can't believe that I could be deceived (but you were) By a so called Christian (but in reality) Had a hidden agenda She put my tender soul in a blender And still I surrendered
Like a priest (ay) Like a priest (ay) Like a priest (ay) Like a priest (ay) Like a priest (ay) Like a priest (ay)
I did I all for the Bible (amen) the Bible (amen) So you can take this vurse and put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul)
I did I all for the Bible (amen) the Bible (amen) So you can take this vurse and put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul)
I'm only human It's so easy for another church To give you their advice They'll tell you, just let it go But it's easier said than done (I apppreciate) I appreciate it, I do, but Just leave me alone (leave me alone) Leave me alone (leave me alone) Just leave me alone
Ain't nothin' gonna change You can go away I'm just gonna stay here and always be the same (amen) Ain't nothin' gonna change 'Cause you can go away And I'm just gonna stay here and always be the same (amen) Ain't nothin' gonna change And you can go away I'm just gonna stay here and always be the same (amen)
I did I all for the Bible (amen) the Bible (amen) So you can take this vurse and put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul)
I did I all for the Bible (amen) the Bible (amen) So you can take this vurse and put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul) Put it in your (soul)