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2024.05.18 21:43 Zearrak What 4 anime exclusive archetypes from Yugioh GX would you want made irl and how would they play?

What 4 anime exclusive archetypes from Yugioh GX would you want made irl and how would they play?
Alchemy Beasts
Alchemy beasts are my favorite archetype from GX. I love their use of self banishment and direct attacks for winning. I can see these really working well in today's modern Yugioh if given some proper unique effects for each individual monster. And giving Chaos Distill the ability to increase the attack based off the number of banished monsters x100
Doll Parts
I love myself a good creepy doll. And the doll parts truly feel to me as if they have potential just not utilized. While in the anime most cards are normal type, but that is easily fixable by just adding effects. Some search, some protect, some have destruction abilities. And their boss being turned from a maindeck card into a fusion would really fit it.
White Knights
I do love warrior decks a lot. And the idea of Warriors who can not only protect each other but can silence the opponent really just seems fun to me. While not a full archetype I can see them working as either generic warrior support or acting as a sub archetype for other warriors.
Silent Pain (art by DgoDNZ on DeviantArt)
While in itself it only had 3 spell cards. Combing the mask knights decks would work well. I prefer to call this collab of cards the "Silent Anchor". Utilizing burn tactics while having the main spell in the GY for extra effects.
Anchor knight is what i would use as the main monster of this small archetype for discard purposes with Silent Pain
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2024.05.18 16:21 Sin-God Yer a Wizard, Jumper: Generic Wizard Jump Doc Analysis & Discussion

Today we're discussing a fun Burkess jump named Generic Wizard. Have a second link to my past discussion posts.

Items

There's nine items here, so we'll just discuss them one by one.
We start off with a simple, powerful, handy, magic staff. It's an arcane focus and amplifier, and when you send someone to horny jail with it you add your magical power to the force behind the bonk. Nice.
The Great Grimoire is a more complex item, it's a sapient spellbook that is your buddy and can learn any kind of magic used against it in battle, as well as take on a battle form where it becomes a book-humanoid and can wield weapons or use martial arts and unarmed strikes to put the beat down on baddies.
You can opt for a pair of Skyrim-style wizard robes that are comfortable and make magic 25% less costly when you're wearing them.
The next item is a sword for spell-swords that can deflect magic and can serve as a casting focus for magic users, allowing you to fire magical projectiles out of it with ease.
Next we come to a case with components for the crafting of golems and other supernatural body guards.
The next item on the list is the steepled hat, which is the "You can share powers with other peeps" item on this list. You put it on somebody and they can use magic, though only basic magic. If a magical person puts it on it spreads magic throughout the setting, if you wanna spruce up something like Generic Roleplayer, Generic Cubicle, Generic School Years, or the like.
Next up we've got a magic bow that can turn spells and spell effects into arrows and magical beings find this process to be instant and easy. The next item is a fully stocked alchemy lab, perfect for the brewing of potions and the final item is a grand wizard tower with a set of ten two way teleporters.
These items are a lot of fun, though none are (probably) transformative unless you're here early OR you have plans for something like a wizard who uses a lot of arcane intensive magic that costs a lot of energy. Still, some of them (like the components case) can be radical in the right settings, such as going from here to Minecraft (or fusing them) since having easy access to golems can DRAMATICALLY make this setting a lot easier.

Perks

The perks here are a lot of fun. We start off with a freebie that gives you the ability to use magic and a pool of energy perfect for casting said magic with, and you have a single spell for free: a magical projectile you can deal damage with.
There are a range of really neat modifiers to how you DO magic here. My personal favorite is the "Daily Casts" one, as I always love abilities that let you use abilities that cost stuff for free which is KIND OF what this does. This gives you the ability to cast spells a number of times per day using the in-jump equivalent of spell slots. To help illustrate this, let's use the magical projectile spell from earlier as an example. With this you can cast that spell five times a day without it costing you any mana or anything like that, even material components, before you begin to have to pay other resources to use magic. These spell slot like things are separated based on power level and as you grow stronger you gain new slots. This perk is WILD, as this lets you do stuff like cast Wish without expending material resources (a certain number of times a day at least), and lets you save other resources for more valuable causes (like bribes when your "Wishes" go awry). Other handy abilities in this category include the Dramatic and Quick Caster perks, which allow you to complicate your spells in terms of casting times and costs for a boost in power or simplify them (sometimes at the cost of them costing a bit more, if they are complicated enough).
This jump offers a few ways to learn new magic, and I have one that I'm particularly fond of: magical skill tree which is a video-game-like perk that lets you learn new magic by beating up foes, getting "essence" from them, and spending it. You can also select Themed Magic; a perk which lets you give yourself a theme and then snag spells based around it and you'll automatically learn more over time. There are also other methods, though those two are my faves.
This jump has ways of letting you make new friends, be it through a familiar perk, a perk to bring stuff to life (and giving living things new forms), perks to animate stuff, and even the Master and Apprentice perk which lets you summon two magical homies one of whom is a powerful magical master and the other of whom is their plucky apprentice who loves learning. Both are your pals and want you to succeed, throwing their weight behind your efforts.
There is a pair of synergizers here, one which offers boosts to your body based on how half of how good a wizard you are and another which does the reserve, enhancing your magic based on how half of your physique. These perks are GREAT for specialists one way or another who either want to become better warriors (and are excellent magicians) or who want to become better magicians (if you're some sort of physical trainer or professional athlete, or otherwise have a strength build).
Some of the perks here improve your body or mind, granting you new skills like a PHD in chemistry, resistance to mind-based attacks based on your willpower, two separate abilities to tie your health and well-being to magic,
There are other perks worth looking at as well, but seeing as there are multiple pages of perks I just wanted to highlight SOME of them.

General & Concluding Thoughts

There is a lot of fun stuff here. The items are probably not necessary (though some of them may serve as decent objects to own in the beginning of a chain, especially the wizard's tower and the case containing the components for constructs), but the perks are neat. Some of these perks are incredibly good and will serve and follow you for the rest of your chain, such as the two synergizers and the magical skill tree, and the Life & Creation magic perk.
I think this could make an incredibly fun first jump, or as a supplement to one's first adventure jump. It's not radically powerful but it has plenty of stuff that ages with you and a lot of neat tricks you can reliably use to turn the tides of future conflicts. I think this is just a nice, fun jump.
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2024.05.18 14:21 iryna_kondr Building an LLM chat application using RAG Agent

Motivation

Chatbots are among the most popular applications of large language models (LLMs). Often, an LLM's internal knowledge base is adequate for answering users questions. However, in those cases, the model may generate outdated, incorrect, or too generic responses when specificity is expected. These challenges can be partially addressed by supplementing the LLM with an external knowledge base and employing the retrieval-augmented generation (RAG) technique.
However, if user queries are complex, it may be necessary to break the task into several sub-parts. In such cases, relying solely on the RAG technique may not be sufficient, and the use of agents may be required.
The fundamental concept of agents involves using a language model to determine a sequence of actions (including the usage of external tools) and their order. One possible action could be retrieving data from an external knowledge base in response to a user's query. In this tutorial, we will develop a simple Agent that accesses multiple data sources and invokes data retrieval when needed. We will use a Dingo framework that allows the development of LLM pipelines and autonomous agents.

RAG Agent Architecture and Technical Stack

The application will consist of the following components:
  1. Streamlit: provides a frontend interface for users to interact with a chatbot.
  2. FastAPI: facilitates communication between the frontend and backend.
  3. Dingo Agent: agent powered by GPT-4 Turbo model from OpenAI that has access to provided knowledge bases and invokes data retrieval from them if needed.
  4. LLMs docs: a vector store containing documentation about the recently released Phi-3 (from Microsoft)and Llama 3 (from Meta) models.
  5. Audio gen docs: a vector store containing documentation about the recently released OpenVoice model from MyShell.
  6. Embedding V3 small model from OpenAI: computes text embeddings.
  7. QDrant: vector database that stores embedded chunks of text.

Implementation

Step 0:

Install the Dingo framework:
pip install agent-dingo 
Set the OPENAI_API_KEY environment variable to your OpenAI API key:
export OPENAI_API_KEY=your-api-key 

Step 1:

Create a component.py file, and initialize an embedding model, a chat model, and two vector stores: one for storing documentation of Llama 3 and Phi-3, and another for storing documentation of OpenVoice.
# component.py from agent_dingo.rag.embedders.openai import OpenAIEmbedder from agent_dingo.rag.vector_stores.qdrant import Qdrant from agent_dingo.llm.openai import OpenAI # Initialize an embedding model embedder = OpenAIEmbedder(model="text-embedding-3-small") # Initialize a vector store with information about Phi-3 and Llama 3 models llm_vector_store = Qdrant(collection_name="llm", embedding_size=1536, path="./qdrant_db_llm") # Initialize a vector store with information about OpenVoice model audio_gen_vector_store = Qdrant(collection_name="audio_gen", embedding_size=1536, path="./qdrant_db_audio_gen") # Initialize an LLM llm = OpenAI(model = "gpt-3.5-turbo") 

Step 2:

Create a build.py file. Parse, chunk into smaller pieces, and embed websites containing documentation of the above-mentioned models. The embedded chunks are used to populate the corresponding vector stores.
# build.py from components import llm_vector_store, audio_gen_vector_store, embedder from agent_dingo.rag.readers.web import WebpageReader from agent_dingo.rag.chunkers.recursive import RecursiveChunker # Read the content of the websites reader = WebpageReader() phi_3_docs = reader.read("https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/blog/introducing-phi-3-redefining-whats-possible-with-slms/") llama_3_docs = reader.read("https://ai.meta.com/blog/meta-llama-3/") openvoice_docs = reader.read("https://research.myshell.ai/open-voice") # Chunk the documents chunker = RecursiveChunker(chunk_size=512) phi_3_chunks = chunker.chunk(phi_3_docs) llama_3_chunks = chunker.chunk(llama_3_docs) openvoice_chunks = chunker.chunk(openvoice_docs) # Embed the chunks for doc in [phi_3_chunks, llama_3_chunks, openvoice_chunks]: embedder.embed_chunks(doc) # Populate LLM vector store with embedded chunks about Phi-3 and Llama 3 for chunk in [phi_3_chunks, llama_3_chunks]: llm_vector_store.upsert_chunks(chunk) # Populate audio gen vector store with embedded chunks about OpenVoice audio_gen_vector_store.upsert_chunks(openvoice_chunks) 
Run the script:
python build.py 
At this step, we have successfully created vector stores.

Step 3:

Create serve.py file, and build a RAG pipeline. To access the pipeline from the Streamlit application, we can serve it using the serve_pipeline function, which provides a REST API compatible with the OpenAI API.
# serve.py from agent_dingo.agent import Agent from agent_dingo.serve import serve_pipeline from components import llm_vector_store, audio_gen_vector_store, embedder, llm agent = Agent(llm, max_function_calls=3) # Define a function that an agent can call if needed @agent.function def retrieve(topic: str, query: str) -> str: """Retrieves the documents from the vector store based on the similarity to the query. This function is to be used to retrieve the additional information in order to answer users' queries. Parameters ---------- topic : str The topic, can be either "large_language_models" or "audio_generation_models". "large_language_models" covers the documentation of Phi-3 family of models from Microsoft and Llama 3 model from Meta. "audio_generation_models" covers the documentation of OpenVoice voice cloning model from MyShell. Enum: ["large_language_models", "audio_generation_models"] query : str A string that is used for similarity search of document chunks. Returns ------- str JSON-formatted string with retrieved chunks. """ print(f'called retrieve with topic {topic} and query {query}') if topic == "large_language_models": vs = llm_vector_store elif topic == "audio_generation_models": vs = audio_gen_vector_store else: return "Unknown topic. The topic must be one of `large_language_models` or `audio_generation_models`" query_embedding = embedder.embed(query)[0] retrieved_chunks = vs.retrieve(k=5, query=query_embedding) print(f'retrieved data: {retrieved_chunks}') return str([chunk.content for chunk in retrieved_chunks]) # Create a pipeline pipeline = agent.as_pipeline() # Serve the pipeline serve_pipeline( {"gpt-agent": pipeline}, host="127.0.0.1", port=8000, is_async=False, ) 
Run the script:
python serve.py 
At this stage, we have an openai-compatible backend with a model named gpt-agent, running on http://127.0.0.1:8000/. The Streamlit application will send requests to this backend.

Step 4:

Create app.py file, and build a chatbot UI:
# app.py import streamlit as st from openai import OpenAI st.title("🦊 Agent") # provide any string as an api_key parameter client = OpenAI(base_url="http://127.0.0.1:8000", api_key="123") if "openai_model" not in st.session_state: st.session_state["openai_model"] = "gpt-agent" if "messages" not in st.session_state: st.session_state.messages = [] for message in st.session_state.messages: avatar = "🦊" if message["role"] == "assistant" else "👤" with st.chat_message(message["role"], avatar=avatar): st.markdown(message["content"]) if prompt := st.chat_input("How can I assist you today?"): st.session_state.messages.append({"role": "user", "content": prompt}) with st.chat_message("user", avatar="👤"): st.markdown(prompt) with st.chat_message("assistant", avatar="🦊"): stream = client.chat.completions.create( model=st.session_state["openai_model"], messages=[ {"role": m["role"], "content": m["content"]} for m in st.session_state.messages ], stream=False, ) response = st.write_stream((i for i in stream.choices[0].message.content)) st.session_state.messages.append({"role": "assistant", "content": response}) 
Run the application:
streamlit run app.py 
🎉 We have successfully built an Agent that is augmented with the technical documentation of several newly released generative models and can retrieve information from these documents if necessary.

Conclusion

In this tutorial, we have developed a RAG agent that can access external knowledge bases, selectively decide whether to access the external data, which data source to use (and how many times), and how to rewrite the user's query before retrieving the data.
It can be seen that the Dingo framework enhances the development of LLM-based applications by allowing developers to quickly and easily create application prototypes.
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2024.05.18 11:38 Best-Video-Ever Alpilean Review: A Comprehensive Look at the Revolutionary Weight Loss Supplement

Alpilean Review: A Comprehensive Look at the Revolutionary Weight Loss Supplement
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Ingredients

The Alpilean supplement is formulated with a unique blend of ingredients that have been carefully selected for their weight loss properties. These ingredients work synergistically to promote fat burning, boost metabolism, and support overall wellness.
Here are the key ingredients found in Alpilean:
Ingredient Potential Weight Loss Benefits Green Tea Extract May increase calorie burning and fat oxidation, leading to weight loss. Black Pepper Extract May enhance metabolism and improve the absorption of other ingredients. Garcinia Cambogia Extract May help suppress appetite and inhibit the production of fat. Capsaicin May boost metabolism and support fat burning. Apple Cider Vinegar May help reduce appetite and support weight loss.
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The green tea extract in Alpilean can boost metabolism, increasing the number of calories burned throughout the day. This can help individuals achieve a calorie deficit, which is essential for weight loss.
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The capsaicin and black pepper extract in Alpilean may enhance thermogenesis, the process by which the body generates heat and burns calories. This can further contribute to weight loss by increasing the body’s energy expenditure.
Furthermore, the apple cider vinegar in Alpilean has been shown to have potential weight loss benefits, including reducing appetite and improving blood sugar control.
By incorporating Alpilean into their weight loss journey, individuals can harness the power of these ingredients to enhance their results and achieve their desired weight loss goals.

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Furthermore, Alpilean has been found to potentially enhance energy expenditure and metabolic rate. This means that individuals using Alpilean may experience an increase in energy levels and a greater ability to burn calories, even during periods of rest.
When considering Alpilean as a dietary supplement for weight loss purposes, it’s always advisable to consult with a healthcare professional to ensure it aligns with individual needs and goals.

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Discover the transformative weight loss journeys of individuals who have incorporated Alpilean into their lives. Hear directly from real users who have experienced the remarkable effects of this innovative supplement.
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Real Results

Let’s take a look at some of the notable results achieved by Alpilean users:
User Weight Loss Challenges Satisfaction Emily 25 lbs Overcoming emotional eating Highly satisfied Michael 18 lbs Breaking through weight loss plateau Extremely satisfied Jennifer 15 lbs Increasing energy levels Very satisfied
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  3. Combine with a balanced diet: Alpilean works best when combined with a healthy, balanced diet. Focus on consuming nutrient-rich foods and limit your intake of processed and sugary foods.
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By following these guidelines, you can optimize your use of Alpilean and increase your chances of achieving your weight loss goals. Incorporating Alpilean into a healthy lifestyle can provide the support you need to reach your desired results.

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Alpilean, the weight loss supplement powered by an alpine ice hack, offers a range of potential benefits for individuals striving to shed excess weight and lead a healthier lifestyle. By incorporating Alpilean into your weight loss journey, you can experience a transformation that goes beyond just numbers on a scale.

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Are There Any Side Effects?

When considering any dietary supplement, it’s essential to understand its safety profile and potential side effects. Alpilean is no exception. While Alpilean is generally well-tolerated by most users, it’s crucial to be aware of any adverse reactions that have been reported.
Before incorporating Alpilean into your weight loss journey, it’s recommended to consult with a healthcare professional. They can assess your individual circumstances and help determine if Alpilean is suitable for you. Your healthcare provider can also address any concerns or questions you may have.
While side effects associated with Alpilean are rare, a small number of users have reported experiencing mild gastrointestinal discomfort, such as bloating or gas. These effects are generally temporary and subsiding as the body adjusts to the supplement.
Although Alpilean is derived from natural ingredients, some individuals may have specific allergies or sensitivities that could potentially lead to adverse reactions. Therefore, it’s crucial to carefully review the ingredients list of Alpilean to ensure you are not allergic or sensitive to any component.
It’s important to note that the severity and prevalence of side effects may vary among individuals. If you experience any unusual or concerning symptoms while taking Alpilean, it is recommended to discontinue use and seek medical advice promptly.
Remember, every individual’s body is unique, and what works for one person may not work the same way for another. Monitoring your body’s response and consulting with a healthcare professional are essential steps to ensure a safe and effective weight loss journey with Alpilean.
Side Effects: Rarity: Mild gastrointestinal discomfort (bloating, gas) Rare

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Alpilean is formulated using natural ingredients and is generally considered safe for consumption when used as directed. However, it is always advisable to consult with a healthcare professional before starting any new dietary supplement, especially if you have any pre-existing medical conditions or are on medication.

3. Are there any potential interactions with other medications?

While there are no known interactions between Alpilean and medications, it is always wise to consult with your healthcare provider if you are taking any medications or have any concerns about potential interactions. They can provide personalized advice based on your specific situation.

4. How long does it take to see results with Alpilean?

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5. Can Alpilean be used by both men and women?

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6. What happens if I miss a dose of Alpilean?

If you accidentally miss a dose of Alpilean, simply take the next scheduled dose as usual. It is important not to double the dosage to make up for the missed one, as this may lead to potential side effects or complications.
We hope this FAQ section has addressed some of your questions about Alpilean. If you have any further inquiries or concerns, it’s always best to consult with the official Alpilean customer support or your healthcare professional for personalized advice. Remember, everyone’s journey is unique, and finding the right solution for you is key.

Alpilean vs. Other Weight Loss Supplements

When it comes to weight loss supplements, Alpilean stands out from the crowd with its unique alpine ice hack approach. Unlike traditional supplements, Alpilean harnesses the power of the alpine ice hack to help individuals achieve their weight loss goals effectively and naturally.
So, what sets Alpilean apart from other weight loss supplements on the market? Let’s dive in and explore the advantages and potential drawbacks of different approaches to weight loss.

The Alpine Ice Hack: A Unique Path to Weight Loss

Alpilean’s alpine ice hack approach takes a distinct route towards weight loss compared to traditional supplements. By leveraging the power of alpine ice, Alpilean aims to boost metabolism, enhance fat burning, and promote weight loss in a natural and sustainable way.

The Benefits of Alpilean’s Alpine Ice Hack

While traditional weight loss supplements may offer their own advantages, Alpilean’s alpine ice hack brings unique benefits to the table:
  • Enhanced Metabolism: The alpine ice hack in Alpilean helps rev up your metabolism, allowing you to burn calories more efficiently and potentially support weight loss.
  • Natural and Sustainable: Alpilean’s alpine ice hack approach promotes weight loss using natural ingredients, avoiding the potential side effects of artificial substances.
  • Long-Lasting Results: The alpine ice hack in Alpilean aims to foster sustainable weight loss, helping you achieve lasting results rather than relying on quick fixes.

Drawbacks of Traditional Weight Loss Supplements

While traditional weight loss supplements can be effective for some individuals, they may have their limitations:
  • Potential Side Effects: Traditional supplements often contain stimulants or artificial ingredients that can cause side effects such as jitters, increased heart rate, and digestive issues.
  • Short-Term Solutions: Some traditional supplements may offer temporary weight loss but fail to address long-term sustainable results.
  • Dependency: Individuals relying solely on traditional supplements may become dependent on them, making it challenging to maintain weight loss once they stop taking the supplement.

Choosing the Right Path to Weight Loss

Ultimately, when deciding on a weight loss supplement, it’s crucial to consider your personal preferences and goals. If you’re seeking a natural and sustainable approach with enhanced metabolism support, Alpilean and its alpine ice hack may be worth exploring.
However, it’s always recommended to consult with a healthcare professional before starting any dietary supplement to ensure it aligns with your individual needs and health conditions.

Alpilean’s Money-Back Guarantee

When it comes to investing in a weight loss supplement, it’s important to have peace of mind. That’s why Alpilean offers a generous money-back guarantee to its customers. This guarantee reflects the confidence that Alpilean has in its product and its commitment to customer satisfaction.
With Alpilean’s money-back guarantee, users can try the supplement risk-free. If, for any reason, you are not satisfied with your purchase, you can contact Alpilean’s customer support within the specified timeframe to initiate a refund. The terms and conditions of the guarantee ensure a fair and straightforward process.
Alpilean understands that everyone’s weight loss journey is unique, and results may vary. This money-back guarantee provides the opportunity to give Alpilean a try, knowing that if it doesn’t meet your expectations, you have the option for a refund.
By offering this guarantee, Alpilean aims to build trust and foster a positive customer experience. It demonstrates the company’s dedication to delivering a high-quality product backed by confidence and integrity.
So why wait? Take advantage of Alpilean’s money-back guarantee today and embark on your weight loss journey with confidence.

Alpilean Customer Support

Having reliable customer support is essential when it comes to using any dietary supplement. Alpilean understands the importance of addressing any questions or concerns that users may have, and they are committed to providing top-notch customer support.
If you have any inquiries about Alpilean or need assistance with your order, the Alpilean customer support team is readily available to help. You can reach out to them via the following contact methods:
  1. Email: Send an email to [customer.support@alpilean.com](mailto:customer.support@alpilean.com) and expect a prompt response from the dedicated support team.
  2. Phone: Call the customer support hotline at 1–800-ALPILEAN (1–800–257–4526) to speak directly with a friendly representative who can assist you.
  3. Live Chat: Visit the Alpilean website and utilize the convenient live chat feature to engage in real-time conversations with a knowledgeable support agent.
Additionally, Alpilean provides a comprehensive FAQ section on their website, which covers commonly asked questions and provides detailed answers. Be sure to check it out as it might address any concerns you have without the need to contact customer support.

Why Reaching Out to Alpilean Customer Support is Important

Alpilean values your satisfaction and wants to ensure that you have a positive experience. Whether you need clarification on dosage instructions, have concerns about potential interactions, or require assistance with your order, the knowledgeable and friendly customer support team is ready to lend a helping hand.

Conclusion

After a comprehensive review, it is clear that Alpilean offers a promising solution for individuals seeking effective weight loss results. With its unique alpine ice hack approach, Alpilean sets itself apart from traditional weight loss supplements. The supplement harnesses the power of natural ingredients to promote fat burning and boost metabolism, helping users shed pounds and achieve their weight loss goals.
Throughout this review, we explored the science behind Alpilean’s weight loss effects and uncovered positive real user experiences. Many individuals reported significant weight loss, improved energy levels, and reduced appetite when incorporating Alpilean into their lifestyle. However, it is important to note that individual results may vary.
While Alpilean showcases several benefits, it is essential to consider any potential drawbacks. Adverse reactions associated with Alpilean are rare, but it is always advisable to consult with a healthcare professional before starting any new dietary supplement. Additionally, it is crucial to follow the recommended usage instructions and incorporate Alpilean into a healthy lifestyle for optimal results.
In conclusion, Alpilean presents a promising option for individuals looking to achieve weight loss. Its innovative approach, backed by scientific research, and positive user experiences make it worth considering. However, before making a decision, it is recommended to thoroughly evaluate individual needs, consult a healthcare professional, and determine whether Alpilean aligns with personal weight loss goals and preferences.

FAQ

What is Alpilean?

Alpilean is a weight loss supplement that utilizes an alpine ice hack to help individuals achieve their weight loss goals. It is a dietary supplement formulated with specific ingredients that are believed to support fat burning and boost metabolism.

How does Alpilean work?

Alpilean works by leveraging the power of its key ingredients to promote fat burning and enhance metabolism. The alpine ice hack featured in Alpilean is designed to stimulate the body’s natural fat-burning processes, helping users shed excess weight more effectively.

What are the main ingredients in Alpilean?

Alpilean contains a proprietary blend of natural ingredients, including Alpine Tree Bark Extract, Iceflower Extract, and Frozen Moss Extract. These ingredients are carefully selected for their potential weight loss benefits and their ability to support overall well-being.

Is Alpilean suitable for everyone?

While Alpilean is generally safe for most individuals, it is always recommended to consult with a healthcare professional before starting any new dietary supplement. This is particularly important for individuals with pre-existing medical conditions, those taking medication, pregnant or nursing women, and individuals under the age of 18.

How should I take Alpilean for optimal results?

The recommended dosage of Alpilean is [x] capsules per day, preferably with meals. It is important to follow the instructions provided on the product label or consult with a healthcare professional for personalized guidance. Consistency is key, so it is advised to take Alpilean regularly for the best results.

Are there any side effects associated with Alpilean?

Alpilean is formulated with natural ingredients and is generally well-tolerated. However, individuals may react differently to dietary supplements, and some may experience mild side effects such as digestive discomfort or allergic reactions. If you experience any adverse reactions, it is recommended to discontinue use and consult with a healthcare professional.

Where can I buy Alpilean and how much does it cost?

Alpilean can be purchased directly from the official website. Pricing may vary, and it is advisable to check the website for the most up-to-date information. Additionally, there might be promotional offers or discount codes available to provide savings on the purchase of Alpilean.

Does Alpilean offer a money-back guarantee?

Yes, Alpilean offers a money-back guarantee to provide customer satisfaction. The details of the guarantee may vary, so it is recommended to review the terms and conditions provided on the official website for more information.

How can I contact Alpilean customer support?

Alpilean customer support can be contacted through the contact information provided on their official website. Whether you have questions, concerns, or need assistance with your purchase, the customer support team is available to provide guidance and support.

Is Alpilean a long-term solution for weight loss?

Alpilean is designed to support weight loss efforts along with a healthy lifestyle. It is important to note that individual results may vary, and sustainable weight loss requires a combination of consistent healthy habits, including balanced nutrition and regular exercise.
In the world of weight loss supplements, Alpilean has been gaining significant attention. This comprehensive Alpilean review delves into the details of this revolutionary product, designed to help individuals burn fat and achieve their weight loss goals. With its unique formula and natural ingredients, Alpilean promises to be a game-changer in the industry. Let’s explore what makes Alpilean stand out and whether it lives up to its claims.
Ready to transform your weight management journey? Try Alpilean now and unlock your potential for a healthier you!

What is Alpilean?

Alpilean is a weight loss supplement that has been crafted to help individuals shed excess body fat and maintain a healthy weight. This supplement is particularly intriguing because it incorporates a unique alpine hack method, leveraging the power of natural ingredients sourced from alpine regions. These ingredients work synergistically to enhance the body’s ability to burn fat and improve metabolism.

How Does Alpilean Work?

Alpilean’s effectiveness lies in its unique blend of natural ingredients. The supplement is designed to target and optimize the body’s internal temperature regulation, often referred to as the ice hack. By maintaining a stable and optimal body temperature, Alpilean ensures that the metabolism functions efficiently, leading to increased calorie burning and fat loss.

Key Ingredients in Alpilean

  1. Golden Algae: Known for its ability to support liver health and enhance metabolism.
  2. Dika Nut: Helps reduce fat absorption and improves metabolism.
  3. Drumstick Tree Leaf: Rich in antioxidants, it supports overall health and well-being.
  4. Bigarade Orange: Boosts the body’s ability to burn fat by increasing thermogenesis.
  5. Ginger Rhizome: Aids in digestion and helps maintain a healthy inflammatory response.
  6. Turmeric Rhizome: Known for its anti-inflammatory properties and ability to boost metabolism.
These ingredients are not only effective individually but also work together to create a formula that is both potent and safe for individuals seeking to lose weight.

Benefits of Alpilean

1. Efficient Fat Burning

Alpilean helps the body burn fat more efficiently by enhancing thermogenesis and boosting metabolism. This process ensures that the body utilizes stored fat for energy, leading to significant weight loss.

2. Natural and Safe

The use of natural ingredients in Alpilean means that it is safe for consumption with minimal risk of side effects. This makes it an attractive option for those looking to avoid synthetic substances.
Ready to transform your weight management journey? Try Alpilean now and unlock your potential for a healthier you!

3. Improved Metabolism

A key feature of Alpilean is its ability to improve metabolism, ensuring that the body burns calories more effectively. This is crucial for long-term weight loss and maintenance.

4. Supports Overall Health

The ingredients in Alpilean are chosen not only for their weight loss benefits but also for their positive impact on overall health. Ingredients like Drumstick Tree Leaf and Turmeric Rhizome provide essential nutrients and antioxidants.

5. Easy to Use

Alpilean comes in pill form, making it easy to incorporate into your daily diet. There is no need for complex preparation or multiple doses throughout the day.

Real User Reviews and Testimonials

Many individuals have reported positive results after using Alpilean. Users have noted a noticeable reduction in body fat, improved metabolism, and overall better health. These testimonials highlight the effectiveness of Alpilean’s unique formula.

Addressing Common Concerns

1. Safety and Side Effects

Alpilean is made with natural ingredients, which reduces the risk of adverse side effects. However, it’s always recommended to consult with a healthcare provider before starting any new supplement.
Ready to transform your weight management journey? Try Alpilean now and unlock your potential for a healthier you!

2. BBB Rating

Many potential users look for a BBB rating to gauge the trustworthiness of a product. Alpilean has received positive feedback, which speaks to its quality and effectiveness.

3. Claims Verification

Alpilean makes several bold claims regarding its ability to aid in weight loss. Based on user reviews and the science behind its ingredients, these claims appear to be well-founded.

How to Use Alpilean

For best results, it is recommended to take Alpilean as directed on the product label. Consistent use, coupled with a balanced diet and regular exercise, can significantly enhance weight loss results.

Conclusion

This Alpilean review provides a comprehensive look at a weight loss supplement that stands out due to its unique formula and natural approach. Designed to help individuals burn fat and improve metabolism, Alpilean leverages the power of alpine-sourced ingredients to offer a safe and effective solution for weight loss. If you are looking for a supplement that not only helps you lose weight but also supports your overall health, Alpilean might be the right choice for you.
For more detailed information and to read user testimonials, visit the official Alpilean website. Make an informed decision and start your journey towards a healthier, leaner you with Alpilean today.
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2024.05.18 11:34 Tornado2453 WINWING F15EX vs VKB STECS

Since my TWCS has become glitchy the past few days and my Ministick has given the ghost I need some throttle advice
After lots of research I have the options locked down to the Orion 2 F15ex and the vkb stecs max. The CM3 and Virpil cadet for multiple reasons are out of the running (be it the layout if their buttons, the feel of the hats or the number of hats on the cadet).
However when it comes to these three I see distinct advantages or disadvantages for all of them, and I don’t know what to go for. Main usercase is dcs and some msfs, bms and in the future maybe falcon 5 etc.
Maybe someone who owns both can share their experience, especially regarding the stiction/smoothness of the orion2 and build quality (as some seem to break).
(posted this in /hotas before but since dcs is 80% of the usecase imma repost it here. Replica or generic for me is a nonissue)
WinWing Orion 2 F15EX
Pros: - Nice amount of inputs - looks decent - not as expensive - the springloaded en analogue rotary - better placement of controls compared to the cm3
Cons - Winwing has a mixed reputation - the pinky rotary is said to be very stiff - detents not that great - some people get their orion 2 sticky from factory (per reddit search) - Software, while userfriendly, cannot do much.
VKB stecs
pros - very good detents - very good locking mechanism - switchable buttons - reputation to be smooth - vkb has a better quality control reputation than wingwing - very powerful software (be it not userfriendly)
cons - less overall inputs - thumbstick hat
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2024.05.18 11:03 GarageAromatic8878 NX500 Accessories plug

NX500 Accessories plug
I'm having this post for anyone interested to mount accessories on the NX500, so at least they don't run into the same problems I did. In the pre-NX models, there was a single fuse after the main key switch which fused both the left fairing plug for the 12V socket, and the right fairing plug for heated grips/fog lights. Some models even had a third plug (same type as for the 12V plug) under the seat.
Now, I went to look on MaRis for the electrical diagram for my bike, but entered the general model, not the VIN. Sure enough, the same layout, though without the underseat connector, but with a strange thing: the 2 pin options plug was on the right side of the schematic, which it would indicate that it is in the rear of the bike. I just thought it was maybe a mistake and moved on.
Sure enough I got myself the sumitomo hm090 2 pin connectors and made a Y splitter for the left fairing plug. One for the 12V socket, one for the fog lights. After some 1000km of riding, the fog lights died. I did measure the running current of the lights as being around 3.7A, so I swapped the 15A fuse of the lights that came in the package to a 5A one. Which would obviously be less than the 10A one of the bike and would trip earlier, saving my 12V plug, at least. The 5A fuse was intact, same for the bike's 10A one. I thought that my Y splitter was the culprit so I went ahead to disassemble the bike. To my surprise, the OEM plug of the bike didn't have any voltage. I thought that maybe the bike's wiring was fried up, or maybe water ingress leading to corrosion, or whatever. Tracing the wiring, I saw that there's another violet-red wire, with a 3A fuse, in the other fuse box from where I was looking. It was labeled "OP" and the other 10A one was labeled "ACC". Sure enough, I pulled the fuse and it was blown. That meant that I had to wire up my fog lights to the other plug.
Disassembling the other side of the bike(and trust me, it is no fun with crash bars and handguards installed) I found the 4 pin plug, which wasn't the same as the sumitomo hm090 plug!! After searching online and finding nothing and then loads of cursing, I went ahead and tried something. I had some of those automotive AMP connectors, and the thickness and width of the actual pin was actually perfect for the female one in the OEM plug. The only thing was that the retaining clip didn't bite in the pin's cutout. Cutting some excess and bending the pin's body to have something for the connector's plastic clip to bite into, made the fit just perfect! And even the length is just right as the seal fits right at the end of the connector. Wired a long lead to the rear of the bike where I have the lights controller, which I fitted the hm090 connector to have easy access in case I need to disconnect them, or may I need to plug anything else in there.
TL;DR Beware that Honda changed the wiring of NX500 adding a second 3A fuse for the 12V socket. If you want to hook any non-oem accessories, you have to use the right 10A-fused under-fairing connector, but I didn't find the type of the connector and pins. You can use generic automotive AMP weatherproof pins with a bit of modifying.
I hope this helps you!
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2024.05.18 10:44 book-press-release 9 Ridiculous Rules About Business Press Releases

9 Ridiculous Rules About Business Press Releases
Press releases play a crucial role in disseminating information about a business or its activities to the public. They serve as a bridge between the company and its audience, conveying important announcements, updates, or events. However, many businesses often overlook key aspects when crafting their press releases, leading to missed opportunities and lacklustre results. In this article, we'll delve into nine ridiculous rules that businesses frequently neglect when creating press releases, and we'll explore how to avoid them for optimal success.

Understanding the Essence of Press Releases

Before diving into the rules, it's essential to understand the essence of press releases. Press releases are formal announcements issued to the media with the aim of garnering publicity and attention. They serve as valuable tools for businesses to communicate with journalists, bloggers, and the public at large. Whether it's announcing a new product launch, sharing company milestones, or addressing a crisis, press release distribution help shape public perception and generate buzz around a business.

Importance of SEO in Press Release Writing

In today's digital age, search engine optimization (SEO) plays a crucial role in ensuring that press releases reach their intended audience. By incorporating relevant keywords, optimizing meta tags, and structuring content for search engines, businesses can enhance the visibility and discoverability of their press releases online. SEO-friendly press releases are more likely to appear in search engine results, driving organic traffic and increasing exposure for the business.

Rule 1: Overlooking the Headline

The headline is the first thing that grabs the reader's attention, making it crucial for a press release's success. However, many businesses make the mistake of overlooking the headline, opting for generic or uninspiring titles. To craft an engaging headline, businesses should focus on capturing the essence of the press release in a concise and compelling manner. Additionally, incorporating relevant keywords into the headline can improve the press release's search engine ranking and visibility.

Crafting Engaging Headlines

A compelling headline should pique the reader's curiosity and entice them to click and learn more. Businesses should strive to create headlines that are attention-grabbing, informative, and relevant to their target audience. By highlighting the most newsworthy aspect of the press release and using language that resonates with readers, businesses can increase the likelihood of their press release being read and shared.

Incorporating Keywords for SEO

In addition to being engaging, headlines should also be optimized for search engines. Including relevant keywords related to the topic of the press release can improve its visibility in search engine results pages (SERPs) and increase organic traffic. Businesses should conduct keyword research to identify the most relevant and high-traffic keywords in their industry and incorporate them strategically into the headline and body of the press release.

Rule 2: Ignoring the Target Audience

Another common mistake in press release writing is ignoring the target audience. Businesses often fail to consider who their best press release distribution is intended for, resulting in generic, one-size-fits-all messaging that fails to resonate with readers. To avoid this, businesses should take the time to identify their target audience and tailor their press release content to address their specific needs, interests, and pain points.

Identifying the Target Audience

Understanding the demographics, preferences, and behaviours of the target audience is essential for crafting a press release that resonates. Businesses should conduct market research to gain insights into their target audience's demographics, interests, and media consumption habits. By identifying who their ideal audience is, businesses can create press releases that are more targeted, relevant, and impactful.

Tailoring Content to Audience Needs

Once the target audience has been identified, businesses should tailor their press release content to address their audience's needs and interests. Whether it's highlighting the benefits of a product or service, addressing common pain points, or sharing relevant industry insights, businesses should strive to create content that provides value and resonates with their audience. By speaking directly to their audience's interests and concerns, businesses can increase engagement and drive action.

Rule 3: Lack of Newsworthiness

Press releases are most effective when they contain newsworthy information that captures the attention of journalists and media outlets. However, many businesses make the mistake of issuing press releases that lack newsworthiness, focusing on mundane or irrelevant topics that fail to generate interest. To avoid this, businesses should strive to find unique angles or highlight significant developments within their organization that are genuinely newsworthy and deserving of media attention.

Finding Newsworthy Angles

To make an online press release distribution newsworthy, businesses should focus on highlighting timely, relevant, and compelling aspects of their story. This could include announcing a new product or service, sharing company milestones or achievements, or addressing current industry trends or events. By identifying unique angles or hooks that differentiate their press release from others, businesses can increase the likelihood of media coverage and engagement.

Highlighting Unique Selling Points

In addition to being newsworthy, press releases should also highlight the unique selling points (USPs) of the business or its offerings. Whether it's innovative features, industry-leading expertise, or exceptional customer service, businesses should emphasize what sets them apart from competitors. By showcasing their USPs in the press release, businesses can attract the attention of journalists and media outlets and stand out in a crowded marketplace.

Rule 4: Neglecting Multimedia Elements

In today's digital age, incorporating multimedia elements such as images, videos, and infographics can significantly enhance the impact and engagement of a press release. However, many businesses neglect to include multimedia elements in their press releases, opting for text-only formats that fail to capture the attention of modern audiences. To maximize the effectiveness of their press releases, businesses should embrace multimedia and use visuals to complement and enhance their written content.

Incorporating Visuals and Videos

Visuals are powerful tools for capturing attention and conveying information quickly and effectively. Businesses should include high-quality images, videos, and infographics in their press releases to add visual interest and break up text-heavy content. Whether it's showcasing products in action, featuring testimonials from satisfied customers, or visualizing data and statistics, visuals can help bring the press release to life and make it more engaging for readers.
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Enhancing Engagement with Multimedia

In addition to capturing attention, multimedia elements can also enhance engagement and comprehension. Videos and infographics, in particular, are highly shareable and can help increase the reach and virality of a local press release distribution. By incorporating multimedia elements that resonate with their target audience, businesses can increase engagement, drive traffic to their website, and amplify their message across social media platforms.

Rule 5: Disregarding SEO Optimization

In an increasingly digital world, search engine optimization (SEO) plays a crucial role in ensuring that press releases reach their intended audience online. However, many businesses neglect to optimize their press releases for search engines, resulting in missed opportunities for visibility and exposure. To maximize the effectiveness of their press releases, businesses should prioritize SEO optimization and incorporate relevant keywords, meta tags, and descriptions into their content.

Utilizing Relevant Keywords

Keywords are the foundation of SEO and play a key role in determining the visibility of a press release in search engine results. Businesses should conduct keyword research to identify the most relevant and high-traffic keywords in their industry and incorporate them strategically into their press release content. By including keywords that align with the topic and focus of the press release, businesses can increase their chances of ranking higher in search engine results pages (SERPs) and attracting organic traffic to their website.
In addition to incorporating keywords into the body of press release distribution platforms, businesses should also optimize meta tags and descriptions for SEO. Meta tags, including the title tag and meta description, provide search engines with information about the content of the page. By optimizing these tags with relevant keywords and a compelling description, businesses can improve their click-through rate (CTR) and attract more traffic to their press release.

Rule 6: Neglecting Distribution Channels

Even the most well-crafted press release won't achieve its full potential if it's not effectively distributed to the right channels. However, many businesses neglect to explore various distribution channels, relying solely on traditional methods or overlooking emerging platforms. To maximize the reach and impact of their press releases, businesses should leverage a diverse range of distribution channels, including social media, PR platforms, and industry-specific outlets.

Exploring Various Distribution Channels

In today's digital landscape, there are numerous channels available for distributing press releases to a wide audience. In addition to traditional newswire services, businesses can utilize social media platforms such as Twitter, Facebook, and LinkedIn to share their press releases with followers and industry influencers. Additionally, industry-specific platforms and forums provide opportunities to reach niche audiences and generate targeted exposure for the press release.

Leveraging Social Media and PR Platforms

Social media platforms play a crucial role in modern PR strategy, offering businesses the ability to amplify their message and engage with their audience directly. By sharing press releases on social media channels and engaging with followers through likes, comments, and shares, businesses can increase the visibility and virality of their press releases. PR platforms and distribution services also offer valuable opportunities for reaching journalists, bloggers, and media outlets, helping businesses secure coverage and exposure for their press releases.

Rule 7: Overlooking Analytics and Tracking

One of the most significant advantages of digital PR is the ability to track and measure the performance of distributing press release online in real-time. However, many businesses overlook analytics and tracking, failing to monitor key metrics or adjust their strategies based on performance data. To maximize the effectiveness of their press release campaigns, businesses should prioritize analytics and tracking, using data to optimize their approach and drive better results.

Monitoring Performance Metrics

Analytics tools provide valuable insights into how press releases are performing, including metrics such as website traffic, engagement, and conversion rates. By monitoring these metrics, businesses can assess the effectiveness of their press release campaigns and identify areas for improvement. Whether it's tracking the number of clicks, shares, or media mentions, businesses should use analytics to measure the impact of their press releases and make data-driven decisions to optimize their PR strategy.

Adjusting Strategies Based on Analytics

In addition to monitoring performance metrics, businesses should also use analytics to inform their PR strategy and tactics. By analyzing trends, identifying patterns, and understanding audience behaviour, businesses can refine their messaging, distribution channels, and timing for maximum impact. Whether it's adjusting the frequency of press releases, targeting specific demographics, or experimenting with different formats, businesses should use analytics to continuously iterate and improve their PR efforts.

Rule 8: Forgetting Call to Action

A clear call to action (CTA) is essential for guiding readers to take the desired action after reading a press release. However, many businesses forget to include a CTA or bury it within the text, making it difficult for readers to know what to do next. To maximize the effectiveness of their press releases, businesses should include a clear and compelling CTA that prompts readers to take action, whether it's visiting a website, signing up for a newsletter, or making a purchase.

Including Clear Calls to Action

The CTA should be prominently displayed within the press release distribution services, ideally near the beginning or end of the content. It should be concise, actionable, and relevant to the purpose of the press release. Whether it's inviting readers to learn more, download a resource, or contact the business for more information, the CTA should clearly communicate the next steps for the reader and make it easy for them to take action.

Guiding Readers to Take Desired Actions

In addition to including a CTA, businesses should also provide clear instructions or guidance to help readers take the desired action. Whether it's providing contact information, outlining the benefits of taking action, or addressing common objections, businesses should anticipate and address any barriers or questions that readers may have. By making it as easy as possible for readers to take action, businesses can increase the likelihood of conversion and achieve their PR objectives.

Rule 9: Lack of Consistency

Consistency is key to building brand awareness and credibility through press releases. However, many businesses fail to establish a consistent release schedule or maintain a cohesive brand voice and messaging across their press releases. To build trust and familiarity with their audience, businesses should prioritize consistency in their press release strategy, ensuring that every release aligns with their brand identity and objectives.

Establishing Consistent Release Schedule

Businesses should establish a regular press release service schedule based on their industry, news cycle, and audience preferences. Whether it's monthly, quarterly, or event-driven releases, consistency helps maintain visibility and engagement with the target audience. By planning ahead and adhering to a consistent schedule, businesses can build anticipation and expectation around their press releases and create a sense of reliability and professionalism.

Maintaining Brand Voice and Messaging

In addition to consistency in timing, businesses should also maintain consistency in their brand voice and messaging across all press releases. Whether it's the tone, style, or key messages, press releases should reflect the unique personality and values of the brand. By staying true to their brand identity and messaging guidelines, businesses can reinforce their brand image and build trust and credibility with their audience over time.
Effective press release writing requires careful attention to detail and a strategic approach. By avoiding these nine ridiculous rules and embracing best practices, businesses can maximize the impact of their press release publishing, drive brand awareness and engagement, and achieve their PR objectives.

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2024.05.18 08:58 Worst_Artist The Best SEO Plumber Guide From an Industry Expert

The Best SEO Plumber Guide From an Industry Expert
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Every month “plumbers near me” is searched up to 800,000 times globally (Google Keyword Planner. 2024).
Is your plumbing company a top result in your target location?
To thrive, your plumbing business needs to be visible where most potential customers are searching, Google.
This guide will provide you with top Plumber SEO tips to enhance your plumbing business’s online visibility.

First, what is Plumber SEO?

Plumber SEO (Search Engine Optimization) is the practice of affecting local search engine rankings for plumbers. Plumber SEO is a subspecialty of Local SEO, which is the practice of affecting local search engine rankings.

Understanding Why You Should Do Plumber SEO

Plumber SEO is crucial because it helps your plumbing service appear in search results when potential customers in your area look for the services you offer.
A cool 68.7% of all clicks go to the top three organic search results.
If you're not effective with SEO you're invisible (Unless you're paying to play).

Can You Do Plumber SEO Yourself?

Yes, you can certainly get started with the basics of Plumber SEO, but advanced SEO, like Technical SEO, will require a technical specialization.
The most accessible way to learn is through reputable sources like Barry Schwartz's Search Engine Roundtable and experienced Local SEO professionals like Joy Hawkins.
Let's get started with some basics.

1. Optimize Your Google Business Profile

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To appear in Google’s local search results, including the Map Pack, start with your Google Business Profile (GBP). Here’s how to optimize it:
Claim and Set Up Your Google Profile
If you're not on the map already, add your business name and category. Choose a primary category such as "Plumber" and you can add more later for more specific services like Gas Installation Service, Drainage Service, or Bathroom Remodeler.
Complete Your Profile Details
Review Darren Shaw's Whitespark Local Search Ranking Factors to see how you should prioritize your time.
If you're here doing pre-research before you even start a plumbing business take advantage of the knowledge that the keywords in your business name and the proximity to the location you want to rank in are top-ranking factors.
Set up your service area and you can choose up to 20 locations, but the guideline is that it must be no longer than a 2-hour drive from where your business is based.

2. Local Citations and Reviews

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Most business directories list your business name, address, and phone number. These listings are known as NAP citations. Consistent NAP citations across various directories improve your Local SEO.
Here’s how to get started:
Get Listed with Top Local Directories
You can either use a data aggregator service to list you on multiple directories or take care of some of the free ones first.
Once you're verified for Google Business Profile you can import your business onto Bing as well with a few clicks.
Don't forget to get listed on Yelp as well since Apple Map searches rely on data from Yelp. Facebook and Instagram also allow you to put your address which helps your Local SEO.
YellowPages, Better Business Bureau, and Manta are some free ones to get as well.

3. Boost Your Reviews

Reviews not only enhance your credibility but also improve your SEO rankings. Here are some effective ways to gather more reviews:
  • Use Google’s Business Profile Manager
  • Get a QR Code that uses a link from GBP to request a review and a Business Card to leave for customers.
  • Follow-Up Call or Email Requesting Feedback
  • Email Signature with your website link and a link to leave a review.

4. Keyword Research for Targeted Visibility

Understanding what potential customers search for helps tailor your website content to meet their needs. Effective keyword research is the foundation of successful SEO.
Identify Service-Related Keywords
Identifying the right keywords is the first step in creating content that attracts potential customers. Here’s how to get started:
List Your Services
Start by making a comprehensive list of all the plumbing services you offer. Think about every specific service you provide, no matter how niche. A detailed list might include: Drain unblocking, Burst pipe repair, Drain Cleaning, Toilet installation, Water heater repair, Sewer line inspection and repair
Listing these services helps you understand the scope of your business and provides a basis for keyword research. Make sure to include all services, even those you might consider minor, as they can attract targeted searches from potential customers looking for specific help.
Use Keyword Tools
Once you have your list of services, the next step is to use keyword research tools to find relevant keywords that potential customers are searching for. Here’s how to leverage these tools:
Google Keyword Planner
Google's Keyword Planner is a free tool that helps you find keywords related to your services. Here’s how to use it effectively:
Enter Your Services
Input the list of services you created into the tool. For example, if you offer "drain cleaning," enter this term into the Keyword Planner.
Analyze Keyword Suggestions
The tool will generate a list of related keywords, showing their search volumes and competition levels. Look for keywords with a high search volume and low to medium competition. These are the sweet spots that can drive significant traffic to your site.
Include Local Modifiers
Add local modifiers to your keywords to target searches in your service area. For example, “drain cleaning near me” or “emergency plumber in [your city].” This helps attract customers who are looking for services in specific locations.
Develop individual pages for each service, optimized with relevant keywords. Each page should include the following elements:
Create Service-Specific Pages
By creating dedicated, optimized pages for each service, you can attract more targeted traffic and convert visitors into customers. These pages not only improve your SEO but also provide valuable information to potential clients, helping them choose your services with confidence.
Once you have identified the right keywords, the next step is to create dedicated pages for each service you offer. Here’s how to optimize these pages:
Service Areas
Clearly list the areas you serve for each service. This helps with local SEO and lets potential customers know if you can assist them in their location. For example:
"We proudly offer our drain cleaning services to residents in [Your City] and surrounding areas, including [Nearby City 1], [Nearby City 2], and [Nearby City 3]."
Unique Selling Points
Highlight what makes your service unique. This could be your experience, certifications, special equipment, or customer satisfaction guarantees. For example:
"With over 20 years of experience and state-of-the-art equipment, we provide unparalleled drain cleaning services. Our certified technicians ensure the job is done right the first time, giving you peace of mind."
Customer Reviews and Testimonials
Include positive reviews and testimonials from satisfied customers. This builds trust and credibility with potential clients. For example:
What Our Customers Have to Say
"Professional and courteous. The best drain cleaning service I’ve used." -Mark S.
Contact Information
Make it easy for visitors to get in touch with you. Provide your phone number, email address, and a web form for inquiries. Including a call-to-action (CTA) encourages potential customers to take the next step. For example:
"Contact us today for expert drain cleaning services. Call us at [Phone Number] or fill out our online form for a free quote. We’re here to help 24/7."

5. Website Content & Optimization

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Craft Compelling Content
Each service page should clearly describe the service, its benefits, and why customers should choose you. Include certifications, unique selling points, and customer testimonials to build trust. Additionally, create engaging and informative content such as blog posts, FAQs, and plumbing tips to attract and retain visitors.
Optimize Title Tags and Meta Descriptions
Ensure these elements are compelling and informative as they appear in search results and can influence click-through rates. Here are some tips:
Title Tags
Your title tag should accurately describe the content of your page. Include specific details that make your page stand out. For example, instead of a generic title like "Plumbing Services," use something more specific like "Expert Drain Cleaning Services in [City]."
Meta Descriptions
Clearly summarize what the page is about. Include the most important points that users should know before clicking. For example, for a drain cleaning service page, you might write: "Get expert drain cleaning services in [City]. Our plumbers are available 24/7 to handle any blockage. Call [number] for a free quote."
Google typically displays the first 150-160 characters of a meta description. Aim to keep your meta descriptions concise and within this limit to ensure the full text is visible.
Include your phone number in the meta description as this is clickable on mobile.
Create Mobile-Friendly Pages
With most local searches being conducted on smartphones, it’s essential to ensure your website is mobile-friendly. Here’s how:
Responsive Design
Responsive design refers to a web design approach that makes web pages render well on a variety of devices and window or screen sizes. It ensures that your website looks and functions correctly on desktops, tablets, and smartphones.
Optimize Images
Large images can slow down your website, leading to a poor user experience, especially on mobile devices with slower internet connections. Optimizing images ensures faster loading times, which can improve both user experience and SEO.
Use a site like TinyJPG to compress images for free.
Simple Layout
A simple, uncluttered layout improves user experience by making it easier for visitors to navigate your site and find the information they need. It also ensures that your site loads faster, as there are fewer elements to load.
Click-to-Call Buttons
Click-to-call buttons are crucial for mobile users, allowing them to contact your business with a single tap. This convenience can increase conversion rates and improve customer satisfaction.

6. Build a Strong Link Profile

Backlinks are one of Google’s strongest ranking factors. Here’s how to build a robust link profile for your plumbing business:
Guest Blogging and Community Participation
Guest blogging and engaging in community participation are effective ways to build high-quality backlinks and establish your authority in the plumbing industry.
Identify Target Blogs
Find blogs in the plumbing, home improvement, and DIY niches that accept guest posts. Look for blogs with a good reputation and engaged audiences. Use search queries like “plumbing blogs accepting guest posts” or “home improvement write for us.”
Reach out to the blog owners with well-crafted pitches. Propose topics that are relevant to their audience and showcase your expertise. Ensure your pitch is concise and highlights the value you can provide to their readers.
Write well-researched, informative, and engaging articles. Focus on providing valuable insights and practical advice. Include relevant keywords naturally and ensure the content aligns with the blog’s style and tone.
In your author bio, include a brief description of yourself and your plumbing business, along with a link back to your website. Some blogs may also allow you to include a link within the content itself. Ensure these links are relevant and add value to the article.
Join Relevant Communities
Participate in forums and online communities related to plumbing, home improvement, and DIY. Websites like Reddit, Quora, and specialized plumbing forums are great places to start. Join groups where homeowners seek advice on plumbing issues.
Offer helpful and knowledgeable answers to questions. Avoid blatant self-promotion; instead, focus on providing genuine value. Share your expertise and build a reputation as a helpful professional.
When appropriate, include links to your blog posts or service pages that provide additional information. Make sure these links are relevant to the discussion and genuinely help the reader.
HARO (Help A Reporter Out)
HARO connects sources with journalists looking for expert quotes. This can lead to high-quality backlinks from reputable sites.
Sign up for a free HARO account as a source. You will receive daily emails with journalist requests categorized by industry. Plumbing-related requests might fall under Home & Garden or Business & Finance.
Monitor the HARO emails for requests related to plumbing, home maintenance, or small business operations. Respond promptly with concise, informative answers. Highlight your expertise and provide useful insights.
When responding, be detailed and professional. Include your full name, title, business name, and a link to your website. Journalists are more likely to use your quotes if they are well-articulated and relevant to their article.
Replicate Competitors’ Links
Analyzing your competitors’ backlinks can help you discover new link-building opportunities.
Identify your top competitors by searching for your target keywords in Google. Note the websites that consistently appear at the top of the search results.
Use tools like Ahrefs, SEMrush, or Moz to analyze your competitors’ backlink profiles. Enter their domain into the tool to see a list of websites linking to them.
Assess the quality of these backlinks by looking at metrics like organic traffic. Focus on high-quality backlinks from reputable sites.
Look for backlinks that you can replicate. These might include guest posts, directory listings, or mentions in articles. Reach out to these websites with a similar pitch to get your site linked as well.
Reclaim Lost Links
Reclaiming lost links involves identifying and fixing broken or redirected links pointing to your site.
Use tools like Ahrefs or Google Search Console to identify broken links pointing to your website. These tools can help you find 404 errors and other issues.
Identify links that are redirected to other pages or domains. Ensure that the redirects are still relevant and pointing to the correct pages.
Reach out to the webmasters of the sites linking to your broken URLs. Politely ask them to update the link to the correct page. Provide the exact URL to make it easier for them.
If you have moved content to a new URL, set up 301 redirects from the old URLs to the new ones. This ensures that any backlinks pointing to the old URL still pass on link equity to the new page.

7. Technical SEO

Technical SEO ensures that search engines can find and index your pages. Here’s how to set your site up for technical success:
Plan Your Site Structure
A well-organized site structure helps visitors navigate your website and allows Google to find all your pages. Here’s a good starting point for your site structure:
Home Page -> Service Pages -> Blogs to Informational and How-To Pages
Use HTTPS
HTTPS is a secure way for visitors to access web pages. It’s important for SEO because it’s been a ranking factor since 2014. Check if your website uses HTTPS by looking for a lock icon in the browser’s search bar.
Monitor Your SEO Health
Regularly monitor your website’s SEO health using tools like Google Search Console. These tools can help you identify and fix common SEO issues. Key metrics to track include organic traffic, keyword performance, and site health score.

8. SEO Content Marketing

Creating valuable content can attract traffic and customers from organic search. Here’s how to create and promote content that ranks:
Keyword Research Topics
Finding the right topics to write about is crucial for attracting organic traffic. Here’s how to identify proven topics:
Begin with broad keywords related to plumbing, such as “leak repair,” “drain cleaning,” or “water heater maintenance.” Enter these into keyword research tools like Ahrefs Keywords Explorer, Google Keyword Planner, or SEMrush.
Use these tools to find related keywords and phrases that people are searching for. Look for questions and long-tail keywords (phrases with three or more words) that indicate specific user intents. For example, instead of just “drain cleaning,” look for “how to clean a clogged drain” or “best drain cleaning services in [city].”
Evaluate the search volume and competition level for each keyword. Ideally, target keywords with high search volume but low to medium competition. This increases the chances of ranking well without facing too much competition.
Analyze the search engine results pages (SERPs) for your target keywords to see what type of content is ranking. Look for featured snippets, people also ask boxes, and top-ranking articles to understand the type of content Google favors.
Use Questions and Informational Keywords
Focus on questions and informational keywords, such as “how-to” guides, tutorials, and tips. These types of content tend to attract more engagement and backlinks, boosting your SEO.
Publish Optimized Blog Posts
Once you have identified the right topics, it’s time to create optimized blog posts that rank well and attract traffic.
Analyze the top-ranking pages for your target keywords to understand the user intent behind the searches. Are people looking for how-to guides, detailed articles, or quick answers? Align your content with what users expect to find.
Ensure your content fully addresses the search query. If users are looking for a guide on fixing a leaky faucet, provide a step-by-step tutorial with images, videos, and troubleshooting tips.
Use Clear Headings and Subheadings
Organize your content with clear headings (H1, H2, H3) and subheadings. This not only improves readability but also helps search engines understand the structure of your content.
Break down information into bullet points and numbered lists where appropriate. This makes your content more scannable and user-friendly.
Include Images and Videos
Use relevant images, infographics, and videos to enhance your content. Visual elements can help explain complex topics and keep readers engaged.
Write Compelling Titles
Your titles should be engaging and accurately describe the content. Use power words and numbers to make your titles more compelling. For example, “10 Easy Tips for Fixing a Leaky Faucet” or “How to Unclog Any Drain in 5 Simple Steps.”
Keep It Under 60 Characters
Aim to keep your titles under 60 characters to ensure they are fully displayed in SERPs and not cut off.
For a blog post on drain cleaning, a compelling title could be: “How to Clean a Clogged Drain: 7 Effective Methods”
9. Promote Your Content
Creating great content is only the first step. You also need to promote it to ensure it reaches your target audience and attracts backlinks.
Share your blog posts on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, and Instagram. Tailor your posts to each platform’s audience and use engaging visuals and descriptions to attract attention.
Join Relevant Groups and Communities
Participate in relevant Facebook groups, LinkedIn groups, and online communities related to plumbing and home improvement. Share your content when appropriate, providing value to the community.
Engage with Your Audience
Respond to comments and questions on your social media posts. Engaging with your audience can increase your content’s reach and build relationships with potential customers.

10. Tracking SEO Progress

Tracking your SEO efforts is essential to understand what’s working and what needs improvement. Here’s how to do it:
Google Business Profile Performance
Monitoring your Google Business Profile (GBP) performance is crucial for understanding how well your business is performing in local search results.
Check Profile Performance
Log into your Google account and search for your business name. This should bring up your Google Business Profile. Click on the “See profile performance” button to access detailed metrics about how your profile is performing.
Key Metrics to Monitor
Views: The number of times your business profile has been viewed. This gives you an idea of how visible your business is in local searches.
Search Queries: The specific queries that led users to your business profile. This helps you understand what terms potential customers are using to find your business.
Customer Actions: This includes actions like visits to your website, requests for directions, calls to your business, and bookings. Tracking these actions helps you understand how effective your profile is at converting views into interactions.
Photo Views: The number of times your business photos have been viewed. High-quality photos can attract more attention and engagement.
Optimize Based on Insights
Use the insights from your profile performance to optimize your GBP. For example, if you notice that certain photos are getting more views, consider adding more similar photos. If specific queries are leading to your profile, ensure those keywords are prominently featured in your profile description and posts.
Google Search Console (GSC) is a powerful tool that provides valuable insights into your website’s performance in organic search results.
Key Metrics to Monitor
Performance Report: This report provides an overview of your site’s performance in Google Search. Key metrics include:
Total Clicks: The number of times users clicked on your site in search results.
Total Impressions: The number of times your site appeared in search results.
Average Click-Through Rate (CTR): The ratio of clicks to impressions, showing how effective your site is at attracting clicks.
Average Position: Your site’s average ranking position for the tracked queries.
Search Queries: This section shows the specific queries that users are entering to find your site. Analyze which keywords are driving the most traffic and consider creating more content around those terms.
Pages: Identify which pages on your site are performing best in search. This can help you understand what type of content resonates most with your audience.
Devices: Understand how users are accessing your site (desktop, mobile, tablet). This helps you ensure your site is optimized for all devices, particularly mobile.
Optimize Based on Insights
Use the data from GSC to optimize your site’s SEO strategy. For example, if you notice that certain pages have a high number of impressions but a low CTR, consider updating the meta descriptions and title tags to be more compelling. If specific keywords are performing well, create more content around those topics to capture additional traffic.
Set up Google Analytics on your website to analyze and gain even more valuable insights.
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2024.05.18 07:29 sweetlibertea No one in the family likes my brother's fiancee due to her own actions, and I'm not really sure how much longer I can retain my sanity and play nice. I really miss my brother, but at this point I'm almost considering him a lost cause.

I (27F) have an older brother, 33M. We didn't get along very much as kids due to the age gap, not for my lack of trying. I never really understood why my brother didn't really like spending time with me, because he was one of my favorite people in the world, despite all his bullying.
For context, I'll give some examples of what my brother has done to me over the years with some vague age ranges of when they occurred.
When I was about 3, my brother convinced me that red was orange and orange was red because I was learning my colors in preschool. He also used to steal food like tater tots off my little high chair tray and would pretend he didn't do anything when my mom checked on why I was crying (I was NOT a fussy baby/toddler, so it set off alarm bells when I did.)
I think when I was 4 or 5, my brother came into my room after I had already been put to bed, and he woke me up. Thing is, he was hovering over me with a scary mask on, only the hallway light, and a butterknife. Not sure I really have to explain why that was traumatic. I'm still afraid of masks to this day.
When I was around 10-12, my brother kept drinking all the milk or kool aid that I would make and never replenish/remake it. I told him to stop, he wouldn't, of course. My mom was fostering other children and didn't have time for squabbles like this. So I very visibly spit on top of the kool aid pitcher and left the lid off so it was seen. What does my (reminder, 17-19) brother do? He wrenches the bowl of cereal I'm currently eating out of my hands, spits in it, and shoves it back at me hard enough that it spilled all over me. Now, I'm not an angry person. I'm not a violent person. But I was still a child and fed up with being bullied by someone who was/almost an adult. I never tried getting physical before because I was so much smaller, but I hit puberty kind of early. So I splashed the bowl back at him to see how he liked it. He threw me to the ground and hit me. My mom had to break us up and told us we were both to blame, so he didn't even get punished.
Several times, he would turn the lights off on me when I was on the other side of the room in the basement away from the switch, because I was afraid of the dark for a very long time.
We had Sonic Adventure 2 we shared. If we ever fought about something, or I reminded him it was my turn, he threatened to say goodbye forever to my chao. I am extremely soft hearted so that accomplished what he wanted.
Sometimes I would notice my things go missing. I had assumed maybe my mom put them away somewhere and forgot, but I'm pretty sure I know what happened to them. Especially gamecube games-- Those discs were tiny! He was pawning them for drug and booze money. One time he was drunk and admitted he had been selling his adderall for other drugs. That came to a head one terrible Christmas Eve. Brother was home for the holiday and I'm not very clear on what events led up to it, but my parents caught my brother in the bathroom with a baggie of various drugs that he was already doing. He insisted it was just weed, but my parents didn't believe that. I wouldn't know, I only briefly saw the bag, but it was full of both a large green ball of like leaves and lots of white powder. It was a vicious screaming match for a few hours. I hid out in my room on a different floor and played a video game as loud as I could so I didn't have to hear my family. The screams died down after a while, and I cautiously went out of my room. My brother had left the house for a while. I had a few holiday assignments and decided to just crank them out while my family cooled off, and I did it at the dining room table because that's where our Christmas tree was too and I desperately needed that good cheer magic. I was quietly writing, not saying anything, not making much noise, when my brother came back in the house. He stopped off at the kitchen for something and muttered something rude and belittling to me. At this point I'm a preeten-early teen and he had already ruined the day that had always been magical to me before, as my grandma used to stay over with us on Christmas Eve. She had died rather recently at the time. And I can't tell you exactly what I said. I think I've blocked out as much as I can. I made some snide remark, something like 'at least I don't do drugs' and in the next second I was yanked out of my chair. My brother picked me up by the neck and slammed me against the wall. I know I clawed and kicked against the wall as hard as I could. I blacked out, and I woke up on the floor with my parents absolutely screaming at him that he could have killed me. As a side note to the whole ordeal, he never apologized, and it's made my adult life a lot harder as weed becomes more and more commonplace. Just the thought of it used to send me in a panic attack, I could feel the hands choking me again. I've gotten better about dealing with it, but I still refuse to have it in any part of my life whatsoever. It's cost me a few relationships.
When I was in college, my brother had moved back in with me and my parents because his girlfriend dumped him for being a piece of shit that worked at walmart and did nothing but drink all day despite having a state paid scholarship, that he wasted, because he couldn't keep his GPA above 2.8. He was a music major. The classes he took were things like 'History of Jimi Hendrix' and 'The Beatles'. He just partied too much to even attend class. He took the dog they got with him, not at all prepared for her. The dog is a high energy breed that is difficult to train, and we had two small 5-10 pound dogs at home. At 1 year old, bro's dog was about 30 pounds. He often left for several hours during summers/breaks when I was home, without telling anyone, knowing that I would either hear the dog cry if he crated them and feel bad and let them out or that I wouldn't banish them to a crate if they were already in a room with me. The dog bullied our other dogs and bit at everyone. Dog was incredibly overly protective of my brother-- Trait of the breed. I was back at college for a few months and had spent a good month mourning the loss of a 5 year relationship. I never really heard anything from him. Then out of the blue, my brother asks me if I can let him and dog stay for the night (we live 2 hours from the college) because my mom had kicked him out. The dog had bit her and she snapped at my brother to control his f'ing dog and he responded by calling her, the woman who birthed him, payed for his other college costs, paid back loans he promised to pay to other family members, never charged him rent, and he called her a f'ing female dog. She snapped. While I agree that my mom was completely in the right to do that, I have too soft of a heart to just leave him with nowhere to go. He promised it was just a night so he could get in touch with some friends closer to home and figure shit out. I let him come to me.
I really regret that decision.
At the time I had a new roommate (she was very nice though, I liked her) and a sort of FWB who doted on me for a little while. I texted FWB and asked if he could bring some alcohol by-- I was still 19 at the time, underage to buy it, but FWB was old enough and agreed the man could probably do with a drink. We stayed out on our little porch area to make sure that we wouldn't be disturbing my roomie in any way while we socialized. My brother got really wasted. He told me terrible things about our deceased grandmother (who he knew I had really loved growing up, and had no idea about who she really was because she had always loved me). And he laughed. He laughed when he saw the discomfort on my face. My FWB was feeling pretty bad for me and suggested we go to bed because it was also like 3 in the morning and both of us had class in the morning, so we go inside. The apartment has a shared common room/living room, little kitchen area, and laundry closet. My bedroom is on one side and roomie's was on the other-- Both bathrooms are also ensuite to the bedroom. So I went in and changed out of my clothes into something comfier to sleep in and crawled into my bed, letting my brother do his own thing in the bathroom. I'm just trying to rest and suddenly my brother is pulling me out of my bed and dragging me out of my own room. He's yelling that he's taking my bed, did I really expect him to take the couch? And I'm not very confrontational. I'm flustered, tired, and honestly a little afraid after the neck choke incident. FWB steps in like a hero and tries to calmly explain that its my bed, and I will sleep in it, I have been kind enough to let him stay and he should not be so ungrateful. Brother fucking loses his mind. Starts screaming his head off about how selfish I am and how reliant I am on our parents and won't be able to do anything on my own as an adult (I was financially dependent on my parents at 19 while in college, shocker). He starts drunkenly trying to pick up his dog's toys and searching for his keys, and both FWB and I step in and tell him he can't go driving like this, after like half a bottle of fireball. He at least needs to sober up before he can drive. I stand in front of the front door, as my brother is still searching for his keys, and there is no way I'm letting him out of here right now. Brother has found his keys, and starts pulling at me and hurting me. Lucky for me, FWB had been a pretty good wrestler in highschool. He got my brother pinned down and I snatched the keys, hiding over by the sink in case I had to throw them in there. He's screaming his head off and my poor roommate comes out and asks what the hell is going on because she knows I'm very quiet and tend to keep visitors in my room. I'm like half sobbing trying to explain and the FWB, still pinning my brother, tells her that we're trying to keep him from drunk driving. My roommate does not play around with that. She was in nursing school, and had recently lost a friend to a drunk driver. I don't know how it worked, but she put on her stern nurse tone and told my brother that he was free to leave when he sobered up, or she herself would be calling the cops on him, and both me and FWB could press additional charges for assault. He reluctantly agreed to this condition and FWB let him off the floor, but sat in front of the front door just in case. When he was sobered up, he left, saying 'I hope you like mom and dad, because I'm not your family anymore'.
And that was devastating. I couldn't stop crying. My FWB went back to bed with me and laid me down in bed and let me cry until I passed out. He skipped his class that day to be there for me. I know I don't paint a good picture of my brother, but I did/do love him. I thought now that we were older that he'd mellowed out and we could be good friends like I always wanted. I mean, I made like 300 fake facebook accounts back in the day to vote for his band to be a headliner at a large concert. Just a few years prior when he was home on a break he introduced me to a TV show we binged and he let my lay on his shoulder. (I was/am very touch starved but paralyzed by fear that I'm annoying the other person, and all my friends were made later in life and are states away). When Pokemon Go came out we would take late night drives around quiet places of town while hunting pokemon together. We traded off the controller on online battlefield games and compared scores and the most ridiculous deaths. I really thought that he loved me too, finally, after years of resentment.
He didn't speak to me for 2 years. I didn't find out until later, but my parents lied for him on my behalf that he still loved me and was just annoyed, and gave me birthday/christmas presents that they told me had been from him, just that he was working. I really treasured those objects when I didn't know the truth about them. I got a really stupid mug with the first letter of my name on it in pink and zebra print (two things I don't really enjoy) but I used that thing every single day.
So, these are glimpses into my previous relationship with my brother. I don't really remember when he started speaking to me again, but I sure know he never apologized. He had finally hit rock bottom and asked my father to put in a good word for him at (insert facility with decent pay and good benefits but hard work), which he had previously rejected by telling my parents that it was a shit job. My brother's name got put closer to the top of the resumes. He got in. It wasn't easy work, or comfy sometimes, but it paid well enough to endure that, I guess. My brother used to be rather athletic.
Between the cut off point and then, my brother had worked at a (also generic job) a town or two over and hated the commute. He also happened to find a girlfriend with an apartment sort of close by. She didn't like having him over because of his dog, and almost never let him do any overnight. But now that my brother had a better paying job, she was willing to move in with him, of course. My brother bought a house in our home town and she came with it. She pays a ridiculously low amount of rent to my brother.
If she was home and brother wasn't, the dog stayed crated up because she didn't want to deal with it. Both of them worked, but her job isn't at all difficult. And yet somehow, sometimes pulling doubles, my brother ended up doing most of everything. My brother, who didn't learn to do his laundry until his 20s, ate pizza every single day, and had left used condoms on the floor of his bedroom in our parents house when he left. He did most of the cooking because she says she's bad at it. But will make pies for her mom. When the holidays came around, instead of discussing or rotating, they will always go to her family first. If my brother can come to ours at all. He often misses entire occassions (we don't go out big, but like, cmon. Hand your dad the gift card on his birthday at least, not 2 weeks later).
I also used to get to hangout or see my brother sometimes. Maybe once every few weeks, and it was fun! It was the friendship I had always dreamt of. Now I can't even get him to do anything online with me from the comfort of his own home. I don't have a single text from him this year past 1/27.
At first, we all understood. She was quirky. I was quirky. We share several similar traits and interests. I used to like that and be excited to have a family member like me, but now I dread the day she becomes family.
Let's start with the smoking car. Me and my parents were driving near his street so we could cut through to the highway, and out of nowhere, black smoke starts coming from the hood. My father tells me and my mom to get out and he'll get it to my brother's and out of the road to look at it and see what was going on. This was like.... early August. It was very hot outside. Since I've 'been in the house before' and 'know what it's like' I am 'allowed' to come into my brother's house to cool off. But GF refuses letting in either of them, referring to the messy state of the house. Which, okay, fair-- But its HER messes. My brother cleans up after her. I learned later that GF snapped at him about his family always coming over unannounced and how she has to hurry to put on a bra and everything is messy and we can't just drop in its rude! She says, as her mother and brother do the exact same thing, in a house she doesn't own. But my family let it be water under the bridge for now. My brother called me a f'in a'hole for telling my mom about the conversation. Because my mom was livid.
The next thing is my father. My dad's family has a pretty big history of strokes and heart attacks, and he's had one heart attack. My dad had been in pain all day and he finally gave up at about 3AM and woke my mom up to drive him to the hospital. I don't have a license at this point, so there's little that I can do. My mom says the surgery he probably needs isn't even done here and they're transferring him, my mom asked me to keep my brother in the loop. So I told him about this and about the time they would reach the hospital, because my mom dad gran and I share locations. I asked if he would take me up, I had a bag full of things that might make him more comfortable or less stressed. The hospital they're taking our dad to is a little over an hour away. Everyone is more or less frantic. My brother is talking to work for him, I'm making sure that for however many hours that our pets will be okay and talking to my mom's work. We drive there and nothing major happens, but it was so... Uncomfortable? Tense. The thing that's hurting my dad is a blocked or enlarged blood vessel that cuts off oxygen to the tissue around it, which, cells die, and you really need your colon, the area my dad has an issue with. The thing is, until they can do the surgery, it was like he was a ticking time bomb. My brother takes me home when visitor hours are over and I hold my dogs tight. The next day is filled with lots of pricks pokes and prods at my dad so we don't go that day. We do go the day after, Friday. My brother's GF is in the truck with him. I'm not really paying attention to much of anything because for all we know my dad could die before we got there. Brothers' GF goes to get some snacks from the long drive and the fact that she's not exactly family yet. My brother, mom and I rotate who is away in the cafe and eating with GF. I see GF and my brother whispering angrily at each other. She's tugging at his arm. I manage to pick up 'We're going to miss my mom's dinner!" And I am just stunned. Her mother has a small family dinner every single friday and makes meatloaf. His GF wanted us to head back from our critical father, because she didn't want to miss a weekly event. And I really have to hand it to my brother for not snapping right then and there. He waited until we were in his truck and out of the hospital parking lot and says "How in the f'ck do you say something to me like that? Like, for real, wtf!" GF starts crying and says its a family tradition and her mom is all she has left-- False. She has her mom, sister, and brother, at least. Her father died in a car incident that hospitalized her as a kid. So my brother snaps again like 'are you seriously telling me you value a f'ing loaf of meat over a life? we have no idea what will happen, my dad could die within the hour and i'm not there, he could die tomorrow, how long d-" And GF cuts him off wailing that her dad is dead. Which, yes, is a horrifyingly traumatic experience. But she does not get to play the 'my dad is dead' card ten years after the fact, to justify leaving our possibly dying father before visiting hours ended. She tried to emotionally blackmail my brother by apologizing to me through tears that this must be so hard for me but honestly I was doing my best to block it out, staring at pictures of dogs in hammocks. I shared my brother's sentiment.
But wait, there's more! Remember that car accident GF had years ago? You would think that, if nothing else, she would be empathetic for someone/their family in a car crash? You'd be wrong! I was rear ended at 60 mph right in front of my house after coming home from work (the ambulance took me straight back to work lmao). The physical damage to me was pretty minimal, bruises and a sprained ankle because my foot was pressed on the brake, waiting for an opportunity to cross into the driveway. This was late October 2020. Covid regulations were pretty strict. So I was alone in a room for a while and in pain. My parents had followed the ambulance. My dad had actually heard the crash and went 'huh she usually comes home now' and runs over after seeing the wreckage. My parents had the crash footage, grainy, but there thanks to the cameras set up outside our house. I hadn't realized it by that point but I had a pretty good concussion, and I was hurt, and scared. I was texting my mom constantly but my dad had left his phone at home in the rush to get my mom and she hadn't charged her phone, they'd been in the parking lot for like an hour and a half already. They promised me they'd be back soon, they'll just pop in and let my brother know since he lives nearby. My parents didn't even ask to like, stay and sit with them instead of a cold car. My mom asked to pee and to borrow a charging cable (they had one, GF has the same model phone) given the, you know, situation. My brother barely cracked the door to speak with them. He said no, because GF was uncomfortable, because they were waiting for their second negative test to come in. Read that again. They had tested negative. It's not like my mom would go near anyone to the bathroom either-- The back door that's used more often is literally inches away from the bathroom door. My brother didn't even try to argue with his GF about his own home and some empathy for someone else dealing with a car crash. It absolutely disgusted my parents. And later on brother told me he got another earful about our parents just dropping in without notice and its like? Excuse me? Its his house!
Unfortunately, a tire popped on my parents' car when we were nearby. It was like, 3 years since the first issue with the car. I went inside and asked my brother to let my mom in because its raining. GF did not like that, and didn't realize I could overhear her down the hall, arguing with my brother and his family again. I went over the next day to my brother and he was actively cleaning up GF's mess so it wouldn't be as 'embarassing' for her. I sat him down and talked to him as realistically as I could. I have depression, anxiety, emotional abuse trauma, agorophobia, and very few friends. But I'm okay. He started very quietly expressing his frustration towards GF. She doesn't do much around the house or contribute financially, lets her family over but not his, him doing most of the cooking despite regularly pulling 12s. I sat there calmly, because of course I knew this. This is what makes the situation somewhat even more sticky. I asked my brother, "Do you actually love someone like that? Or are you afraid to be alone?" He's been in one relationship or another for most of my life. Lately he had been confiding in me about how bad his mental health was falling and I was like 'that's not a slump, that's. that's depression.' So when I asked my brother the question, he hesitated. That spoke loudly enough in my opinion. But then I also saw my brother's face crumpling as he admitted he just didn't want to be alone. GF wants babies but my brother knows with her medical history and condition on top of being so lazy and bluntly told me she would not be a good mother and hopes to God that day doesn't come. He is so unhappy being with her. We both heard the rustling of a comforter and my brother lowered his panicky voice and asked me to leave so she doesn't see me here. That is incredibly messed up, especially since its his name on the house. I haven't seen my brother at his house since then, and that was over 2 years ago.
During COVID, GF started working from home, and it stayed that way. My brother still takes care of most things.
In the mean time, he's proposed to her. Yeah. I managed to save things when all our faces dropped at the Christmas dinner he announced their engagement at. My brother calls her by a nickname that was also the name of a beloved family dog that had passed away only one month ago. My dad and my reactions at that time were genuine confusion and sadness about him bringing up our passed pet. Everything was pretty quiet after that. When we got home, I texted my brother and told him that hearing our dog's name in conversation after losing her so recently shattered us, be we were, in fact, happy for his engagement.
I lied.
None of us want him to marry her. I dread the day that I get a wedding invitation or GF shows up pregnant. She would be a terrible mother. My brother is aware of the fact that my parents think she's a rude, inconsiderate brat that only thinks of herself, from that earlier conversation that I talked to my parents about. My mom snapped that they don't have to like her, all they were required to do was be civil, and we are, so shut up.
At larger family functions GF tends to gravitate around me. Like I said, we have similar interests and personalities. And I have never told her to get lost or had it in me to upfront tell her we don't like her. I am absolutely horrible at confrontation, but my patience is wearing thin.
Last year my parents set up brunch for Mother's Day. We were at the table when my brother called and said they were going to urgent care because GF had another one of her migraines that make her vomit. Which, she takes medicine and has injectable solutions. Some situation always comes up with her right before my brother would come to us.
My parents tried again with the Mother's Day brunch last week. On the day of, he said that he was too tired to come, can we try next week? Please insert the eyeroll of the century.
Because of our clear dislike, my brother doesn't often bring his GF around anymore on the offchance she lets him. It occurred to me that my parents planned the same brunch as last year, and I was dreading my question. "Is GF coming with us for brunch?" They don't know. All my brother did was confirm the time and place. The thought of having to deal with her in the morning and pretend that I don't see her for what she is, is already exhausting me. I can barely get my brother to even play online with me. I feel like this has been festering long enough that at some point, its all going to overflow at once. But I am absolutely disgusted by how she takes advantage of my brother's fear of being alone and how the world revolves around her.
I had a dream the other day, actually, it was a good dream. I was at their wedding, and the priest guy said the standard 'speak now or hold your peace' and I stood up and loudly shouted OBJECTION! Every single person in the room turned to look at me, one because I don't raise my voice like that, two my patience is vast, and three, to upset me to this level of shouldering my anxiety by making a spectacle of myself. I then explained every detail, especially how much she was charged for rent, that my brother admitted he wasn't happy, and I wanted better for him than to just be an ATM maid.
If I bring this up to my brother again, I may lose him forever. But if I don't, he may be miserable together. And on the third side-- Do I actually really want my brothers' friendship at this point? Like, I'm definitely fed up dealing with his GF like she is. Plus, I pointed out and reiterated to him before that he admitted he wasn't happy.
I am very, very quiet by default. Never got into much trouble. I was and still am a gentle soul at my core being. If things get to a point where I cross lines of polite manners and call someone out on their bs, people around know that someone did something almost unforgivable. I'm wondering if my brother would know that.
TLDR; Brother's fiancee is disliked for good reason. My brother has isolated. I miss him, but also never want to see him again. I want to remind him that this marriage isn't a good idea, but I don't want to antagonize him.
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2024.05.18 06:57 Worst_Artist The Best SEO Plumber Guide From an Industry Expert

The Best SEO Plumber Guide From an Industry Expert
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Every month “plumbers near me” is searched up to 800,000 times globally (Google Keyword Planner. 2024).
Is your plumbing company a top result in your target location?
To thrive, your plumbing business needs to be visible where most potential customers are searching, Google.
This guide will provide you with top Plumber SEO tips to enhance your plumbing business’s online visibility.

First, what is Plumber SEO?

Plumber SEO (Search Engine Optimization) is the practice of affecting local search engine rankings for plumbers. Plumber SEO is a subspecialty of Local SEO, which is the practice of affecting local search engine rankings.

Understanding Why You Should Do Plumber SEO

Plumber SEO is crucial because it helps your plumbing service appear in search results when potential customers in your area look for the services you offer.
A cool 68.7% of all clicks go to the top three organic search results.
If you're not effective with SEO you're invisible (Unless you're paying to play).

Can You Do Plumber SEO Yourself?

Yes, you can certainly get started with the basics of Plumber SEO, but advanced SEO, like Technical SEO, will require a technical specialization.
The most accessible way to learn is through reputable sources like Barry Schwartz's Search Engine Roundtable and experienced Local SEO professionals like Joy Hawkins.
Let's get started with some basics.

1. Optimize Your Google Business Profile

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To appear in Google’s local search results, including the Map Pack, start with your Google Business Profile (GBP). Here’s how to optimize it:
Claim and Set Up Your Google Profile
If you're not on the map already, add your business name and category. Choose a primary category such as "Plumber" and you can add more later for more specific services like Gas Installation Service, Drainage Service, or Bathroom Remodeler.
Complete Your Profile Details
Review Darren Shaw's Whitespark Local Search Ranking Factors to see how you should prioritize your time.
If you're here doing pre-research before you even start a plumbing business take advantage of the knowledge that the keywords in your business name and the proximity to the location you want to rank in are top-ranking factors.
Set up your service area and you can choose up to 20 locations, but the guideline is that it must be no longer than a 2-hour drive from where your business is based.

2. Local Citations and Reviews

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Most business directories list your business name, address, and phone number. These listings are known as NAP citations. Consistent NAP citations across various directories improve your Local SEO.
Here’s how to get started:
Get Listed with Top Local Directories
You can either use a data aggregator service to list you on multiple directories or take care of some of the free ones first.
Once you're verified for Google Business Profile you can import your business onto Bing as well with a few clicks.
Don't forget to get listed on Yelp as well since Apple Map searches rely on data from Yelp. Facebook and Instagram also allow you to put your address which helps your Local SEO.
YellowPages, Better Business Bureau, and Manta are some free ones to get as well.

3. Boost Your Reviews

Reviews not only enhance your credibility but also improve your SEO rankings. Here are some effective ways to gather more reviews:
  • Use Google’s Business Profile Manager
  • Get a QR Code that uses a link from GBP to request a review and a Business Card to leave for customers.
  • Follow-Up Call or Email Requesting Feedback
  • Email Signature with your website link and a link to leave a review.

4. Keyword Research for Targeted Visibility

Understanding what potential customers search for helps tailor your website content to meet their needs. Effective keyword research is the foundation of successful SEO.
Identify Service-Related Keywords
Identifying the right keywords is the first step in creating content that attracts potential customers. Here’s how to get started:
List Your Services
Start by making a comprehensive list of all the plumbing services you offer. Think about every specific service you provide, no matter how niche. A detailed list might include: Drain unblocking, Burst pipe repair, Drain Cleaning, Toilet installation, Water heater repair, Sewer line inspection and repair
Listing these services helps you understand the scope of your business and provides a basis for keyword research. Make sure to include all services, even those you might consider minor, as they can attract targeted searches from potential customers looking for specific help.
Use Keyword Tools
Once you have your list of services, the next step is to use keyword research tools to find relevant keywords that potential customers are searching for. Here’s how to leverage these tools:
Google Keyword Planner
Google's Keyword Planner is a free tool that helps you find keywords related to your services. Here’s how to use it effectively:
Enter Your Services
Input the list of services you created into the tool. For example, if you offer "drain cleaning," enter this term into the Keyword Planner.
Analyze Keyword Suggestions
The tool will generate a list of related keywords, showing their search volumes and competition levels. Look for keywords with a high search volume and low to medium competition. These are the sweet spots that can drive significant traffic to your site.
Include Local Modifiers
Add local modifiers to your keywords to target searches in your service area. For example, “drain cleaning near me” or “emergency plumber in [your city].” This helps attract customers who are looking for services in specific locations.
Develop individual pages for each service, optimized with relevant keywords. Each page should include the following elements:
Create Service-Specific Pages
By creating dedicated, optimized pages for each service, you can attract more targeted traffic and convert visitors into customers. These pages not only improve your SEO but also provide valuable information to potential clients, helping them choose your services with confidence.
Once you have identified the right keywords, the next step is to create dedicated pages for each service you offer. Here’s how to optimize these pages:
Service Areas
Clearly list the areas you serve for each service. This helps with local SEO and lets potential customers know if you can assist them in their location. For example:
"We proudly offer our drain cleaning services to residents in [Your City] and surrounding areas, including [Nearby City 1], [Nearby City 2], and [Nearby City 3]."
Unique Selling Points
Highlight what makes your service unique. This could be your experience, certifications, special equipment, or customer satisfaction guarantees. For example:
"With over 20 years of experience and state-of-the-art equipment, we provide unparalleled drain cleaning services. Our certified technicians ensure the job is done right the first time, giving you peace of mind."
Customer Reviews and Testimonials
Include positive reviews and testimonials from satisfied customers. This builds trust and credibility with potential clients. For example:
What Our Customers Have to Say
"Professional and courteous. The best drain cleaning service I’ve used." -Mark S.
Contact Information
Make it easy for visitors to get in touch with you. Provide your phone number, email address, and a web form for inquiries. Including a call-to-action (CTA) encourages potential customers to take the next step. For example:
"Contact us today for expert drain cleaning services. Call us at [Phone Number] or fill out our online form for a free quote. We’re here to help 24/7."

5. Website Content & Optimization

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Craft Compelling Content
Each service page should clearly describe the service, its benefits, and why customers should choose you. Include certifications, unique selling points, and customer testimonials to build trust. Additionally, create engaging and informative content such as blog posts, FAQs, and plumbing tips to attract and retain visitors.
Optimize Title Tags and Meta Descriptions
Ensure these elements are compelling and informative as they appear in search results and can influence click-through rates. Here are some tips:
Title Tags
Your title tag should accurately describe the content of your page. Include specific details that make your page stand out. For example, instead of a generic title like "Plumbing Services," use something more specific like "Expert Drain Cleaning Services in [City]."
Meta Descriptions
Clearly summarize what the page is about. Include the most important points that users should know before clicking. For example, for a drain cleaning service page, you might write: "Get expert drain cleaning services in [City]. Our plumbers are available 24/7 to handle any blockage. Call [number] for a free quote."
Google typically displays the first 150-160 characters of a meta description. Aim to keep your meta descriptions concise and within this limit to ensure the full text is visible.
Include your phone number in the meta description as this is clickable on mobile.
Create Mobile-Friendly Pages
With most local searches being conducted on smartphones, it’s essential to ensure your website is mobile-friendly. Here’s how:
Responsive Design
Responsive design refers to a web design approach that makes web pages render well on a variety of devices and window or screen sizes. It ensures that your website looks and functions correctly on desktops, tablets, and smartphones.
Optimize Images
Large images can slow down your website, leading to a poor user experience, especially on mobile devices with slower internet connections. Optimizing images ensures faster loading times, which can improve both user experience and SEO.
Use a site like TinyJPG to compress images for free.
Simple Layout
A simple, uncluttered layout improves user experience by making it easier for visitors to navigate your site and find the information they need. It also ensures that your site loads faster, as there are fewer elements to load.
Click-to-Call Buttons
Click-to-call buttons are crucial for mobile users, allowing them to contact your business with a single tap. This convenience can increase conversion rates and improve customer satisfaction.

6. Build a Strong Link Profile

Backlinks are one of Google’s strongest ranking factors. Here’s how to build a robust link profile for your plumbing business:
Guest Blogging and Community Participation
Guest blogging and engaging in community participation are effective ways to build high-quality backlinks and establish your authority in the plumbing industry.
Identify Target Blogs
Find blogs in the plumbing, home improvement, and DIY niches that accept guest posts. Look for blogs with a good reputation and engaged audiences. Use search queries like “plumbing blogs accepting guest posts” or “home improvement write for us.”
Reach out to the blog owners with well-crafted pitches. Propose topics that are relevant to their audience and showcase your expertise. Ensure your pitch is concise and highlights the value you can provide to their readers.
Write well-researched, informative, and engaging articles. Focus on providing valuable insights and practical advice. Include relevant keywords naturally and ensure the content aligns with the blog’s style and tone.
In your author bio, include a brief description of yourself and your plumbing business, along with a link back to your website. Some blogs may also allow you to include a link within the content itself. Ensure these links are relevant and add value to the article.
Join Relevant Communities
Participate in forums and online communities related to plumbing, home improvement, and DIY. Websites like Reddit, Quora, and specialized plumbing forums are great places to start. Join groups where homeowners seek advice on plumbing issues.
Offer helpful and knowledgeable answers to questions. Avoid blatant self-promotion; instead, focus on providing genuine value. Share your expertise and build a reputation as a helpful professional.
When appropriate, include links to your blog posts or service pages that provide additional information. Make sure these links are relevant to the discussion and genuinely help the reader.
HARO (Help A Reporter Out)
HARO connects sources with journalists looking for expert quotes. This can lead to high-quality backlinks from reputable sites.
Sign up for a free HARO account as a source. You will receive daily emails with journalist requests categorized by industry. Plumbing-related requests might fall under Home & Garden or Business & Finance.
Monitor the HARO emails for requests related to plumbing, home maintenance, or small business operations. Respond promptly with concise, informative answers. Highlight your expertise and provide useful insights.
When responding, be detailed and professional. Include your full name, title, business name, and a link to your website. Journalists are more likely to use your quotes if they are well-articulated and relevant to their article.
Replicate Competitors’ Links
Analyzing your competitors’ backlinks can help you discover new link-building opportunities.
Identify your top competitors by searching for your target keywords in Google. Note the websites that consistently appear at the top of the search results.
Use tools like Ahrefs, SEMrush, or Moz to analyze your competitors’ backlink profiles. Enter their domain into the tool to see a list of websites linking to them.
Assess the quality of these backlinks by looking at metrics like organic traffic. Focus on high-quality backlinks from reputable sites.
Look for backlinks that you can replicate. These might include guest posts, directory listings, or mentions in articles. Reach out to these websites with a similar pitch to get your site linked as well.
Reclaim Lost Links
Reclaiming lost links involves identifying and fixing broken or redirected links pointing to your site.
Use tools like Ahrefs or Google Search Console to identify broken links pointing to your website. These tools can help you find 404 errors and other issues.
Identify links that are redirected to other pages or domains. Ensure that the redirects are still relevant and pointing to the correct pages.
Reach out to the webmasters of the sites linking to your broken URLs. Politely ask them to update the link to the correct page. Provide the exact URL to make it easier for them.
If you have moved content to a new URL, set up 301 redirects from the old URLs to the new ones. This ensures that any backlinks pointing to the old URL still pass on link equity to the new page.

7. Technical SEO

Technical SEO ensures that search engines can find and index your pages. Here’s how to set your site up for technical success:
Plan Your Site Structure
A well-organized site structure helps visitors navigate your website and allows Google to find all your pages. Here’s a good starting point for your site structure:
Home Page -> Service Pages -> Blogs to Informational and How-To Pages
Use HTTPS
HTTPS is a secure way for visitors to access web pages. It’s important for SEO because it’s been a ranking factor since 2014. Check if your website uses HTTPS by looking for a lock icon in the browser’s search bar.
Monitor Your SEO Health
Regularly monitor your website’s SEO health using tools like Google Search Console. These tools can help you identify and fix common SEO issues. Key metrics to track include organic traffic, keyword performance, and site health score.

8. SEO Content Marketing

Creating valuable content can attract traffic and customers from organic search. Here’s how to create and promote content that ranks:
Keyword Research Topics
Finding the right topics to write about is crucial for attracting organic traffic. Here’s how to identify proven topics:
Begin with broad keywords related to plumbing, such as “leak repair,” “drain cleaning,” or “water heater maintenance.” Enter these into keyword research tools like Ahrefs Keywords Explorer, Google Keyword Planner, or SEMrush.
Use these tools to find related keywords and phrases that people are searching for. Look for questions and long-tail keywords (phrases with three or more words) that indicate specific user intents. For example, instead of just “drain cleaning,” look for “how to clean a clogged drain” or “best drain cleaning services in [city].”
Evaluate the search volume and competition level for each keyword. Ideally, target keywords with high search volume but low to medium competition. This increases the chances of ranking well without facing too much competition.
Analyze the search engine results pages (SERPs) for your target keywords to see what type of content is ranking. Look for featured snippets, people also ask boxes, and top-ranking articles to understand the type of content Google favors.
Use Questions and Informational Keywords
Focus on questions and informational keywords, such as “how-to” guides, tutorials, and tips. These types of content tend to attract more engagement and backlinks, boosting your SEO.
Publish Optimized Blog Posts
Once you have identified the right topics, it’s time to create optimized blog posts that rank well and attract traffic.
Analyze the top-ranking pages for your target keywords to understand the user intent behind the searches. Are people looking for how-to guides, detailed articles, or quick answers? Align your content with what users expect to find.
Ensure your content fully addresses the search query. If users are looking for a guide on fixing a leaky faucet, provide a step-by-step tutorial with images, videos, and troubleshooting tips.
Use Clear Headings and Subheadings
Organize your content with clear headings (H1, H2, H3) and subheadings. This not only improves readability but also helps search engines understand the structure of your content.
Break down information into bullet points and numbered lists where appropriate. This makes your content more scannable and user-friendly.
Include Images and Videos
Use relevant images, infographics, and videos to enhance your content. Visual elements can help explain complex topics and keep readers engaged.
Write Compelling Titles
Your titles should be engaging and accurately describe the content. Use power words and numbers to make your titles more compelling. For example, “10 Easy Tips for Fixing a Leaky Faucet” or “How to Unclog Any Drain in 5 Simple Steps.”
Keep It Under 60 Characters
Aim to keep your titles under 60 characters to ensure they are fully displayed in SERPs and not cut off.
For a blog post on drain cleaning, a compelling title could be: “How to Clean a Clogged Drain: 7 Effective Methods”
9. Promote Your Content
Creating great content is only the first step. You also need to promote it to ensure it reaches your target audience and attracts backlinks.
Share your blog posts on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, and Instagram. Tailor your posts to each platform’s audience and use engaging visuals and descriptions to attract attention.
Join Relevant Groups and Communities
Participate in relevant Facebook groups, LinkedIn groups, and online communities related to plumbing and home improvement. Share your content when appropriate, providing value to the community.
Engage with Your Audience
Respond to comments and questions on your social media posts. Engaging with your audience can increase your content’s reach and build relationships with potential customers.

10. Tracking SEO Progress

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Tracking your SEO efforts is essential to understand what’s working and what needs improvement. Here’s how to do it:
Google Business Profile Performance
Monitoring your Google Business Profile (GBP) performance is crucial for understanding how well your business is performing in local search results.
Check Profile Performance
Log into your Google account and search for your business name. This should bring up your Google Business Profile. Click on the “See profile performance” button to access detailed metrics about how your profile is performing.
Key Metrics to Monitor
Views: The number of times your business profile has been viewed. This gives you an idea of how visible your business is in local searches.
Search Queries: The specific queries that led users to your business profile. This helps you understand what terms potential customers are using to find your business.
Customer Actions: This includes actions like visits to your website, requests for directions, calls to your business, and bookings. Tracking these actions helps you understand how effective your profile is at converting views into interactions.
Photo Views: The number of times your business photos have been viewed. High-quality photos can attract more attention and engagement.
Optimize Based on Insights
Use the insights from your profile performance to optimize your GBP. For example, if you notice that certain photos are getting more views, consider adding more similar photos. If specific queries are leading to your profile, ensure those keywords are prominently featured in your profile description and posts.
Google Search Console (GSC) is a powerful tool that provides valuable insights into your website’s performance in organic search results.
Key Metrics to Monitor
Performance Report: This report provides an overview of your site’s performance in Google Search. Key metrics include:
Total Clicks: The number of times users clicked on your site in search results.
Total Impressions: The number of times your site appeared in search results.
Average Click-Through Rate (CTR): The ratio of clicks to impressions, showing how effective your site is at attracting clicks.
Average Position: Your site’s average ranking position for the tracked queries.
Search Queries: This section shows the specific queries that users are entering to find your site. Analyze which keywords are driving the most traffic and consider creating more content around those terms.
Pages: Identify which pages on your site are performing best in search. This can help you understand what type of content resonates most with your audience.
Devices: Understand how users are accessing your site (desktop, mobile, tablet). This helps you ensure your site is optimized for all devices, particularly mobile.
Optimize Based on Insights
Use the data from GSC to optimize your site’s SEO strategy. For example, if you notice that certain pages have a high number of impressions but a low CTR, consider updating the meta descriptions and title tags to be more compelling. If specific keywords are performing well, create more content around those topics to capture additional traffic.
Set up Google Analytics on your website to analyze and gain even more valuable insights.
Hope this helps!
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2024.05.18 06:55 insfyre [TOMT][BOOK]/[Book Series][Pre-2016] Near-future Young Adult series, Canada invades the USA

This is probably a long shot, but I've been searching for this (kinda trashy and generic) series I read when I was in middle school. There are at least 3 books in the series that I can remember.
The story takes place in a near-future US suffering from the effects of climate change (meat is extremely rare, vegetarian and vegan options are commonplace as one of the characters commented on their nice veggie burger, 15-year-olds are getting drafted). In the first book, a group of American kids/teens who are sent to a boarding school. Unbeknownst to them, the headmaster and other adults are spies for Canada; I remember a scene where the kids are spying on the headmaster as she is watching Canada invade the US while maniacally laughing. The kids escape the boarding school at the end of the book. The second book covers them on the run from the advancing evil!Canadian army; one memorable scene was when they break into a long-disused library to get a map of the area, and comment on how trackpads and trackballs have replaced everything to the point where they barely recognize what a computer mouse is. That book is also where they run into a 15-year-old friend? who has been drafted into the US military/National Guard/police force. I think the third book or later is where they attempt to find one of the main characters' older siblings, who is doing manual labor in some kind of US government facility/factory down south.
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2024.05.18 06:54 Character-Bad-9808 Ubuntu boot issues

I’m really tired of having boot issues. It was running completely fine until power went out and now every reboot I would have weird boot issues but usually with tinkering I could get it working. I’mr new to Linux and don’t know wtf im doing but really like Linux over windows. For some reason I have two Ubuntu boots now not sure what’s causing all these boot options to show up. If you have an answer please let me know because it’s driving me crazy. I really don’t want to switch back to windows but I’m tired of not understanding this boot issue
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2024.05.18 06:41 duckmypeepee Are these pants a scam?

Are these pants a scam?
https://preview.redd.it/w1zf4k1i441d1.png?width=1167&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd33c847e24433394459b3fc2e85ba7a3cc2e299
https://preview.redd.it/5nicel1i441d1.png?width=1137&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc8b2bb20685a5bb4156f7a88da938b105c56ada
Hey, I was searching for some gear cause my friend is traveling to the US, and I decided to see what I could find on Amazon. I came across these two pants from relatively unknown brands that were oddly cheap and cool looking. The second one doesn't even have any reviews on any of their products, but it claims to be #1 in sales on Amazon. (I'm not sure how that works as I'm not from the US.)
Do you think these might be a scamor just generic chinese products? I'm not planning on buying them, but I was curious to know if any of you have heard of them or anything
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2024.05.18 05:50 w00funk Species Election Practice

A species election requirement was issued to select one of three species for examination. The species were technical limitations of an IT field invention (e.g., not based on different embodiments in drawing figures), and each species was presented in different dependent claims. The independent claim is generic. Applicant elected one species without traverse.
After receiving a non-final office action including prior art rejections, can Applicant amend the independent claim to include the limitations of the unelected species/claims? My understanding is that changing the invention after a restriction requirement (express or constructive) is not possible, but is it the same for species election? Since species election is for aiding the search process, incorporating the unelected species into independent claim may be possible but I am not sure.
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2024.05.18 04:13 mattband Teak cleaner and protector

I have some teak outdoor furniture from one of the luxury Euro brands. Each season I use a teak cleaner with a stiff plastic bristle brush and then apply what they call a protector which is a water based stain and UV repellent.
I've been buying from the furniture manufacturer but these products are expensive, like really expensive. Does anyone know what the generic equivalents of these products might be? I've been searching but most of what I find on the interwebs is rebranded by the outdoor furniture companies.
I don't want a sealer or oil. My only clue on the protector is the bottle says it has fluoroacrylates and butylglycol among a few other more generic ingredients.
Thanks much for any help.
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2024.05.17 22:42 sircartiii Resonator back row clearance

I’ve been running a Bystial Resonator deck that I enjoy playing. However, after a duel versus a Runick stun deck that went 20 turns and over an hour long that ended in me losing by getting decked out, I realized that the deck sorely lacks ways to clear out back rows. I have my copy of feather duster in the deck, but it was banished before I had a chance to draw it. Another method of back row clearance in the deck is the Red Supernova Dragon board nuke, but this effect, nor the effects of my other monsters over level 6 could not be activated due to the trap Grave of the Super Ancient Organism. This has led me to search for more ways to clear back rows. I found the card Scarlet Security, but it requires an RDA to be on the field, which obviously isn’t ideal, but I don’t know of other cards that could fit in the deck to clear back row. Is there any other generic or in-archetype back row clearance I could/should use?
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2024.05.17 22:10 JustQuestion5827 My (25f) bf (26m) has been looking at other women on fb, how do I approach this?

I've been with my bf a year. We had the talk early on in the relationship that we wouldn't watch porn. I had explained I want him to come to me if he has needs. I've provided him explicit photos and a couple videos. He told me he understood and wouldn't.
Fast forward to a month or so ago I went to play a phone game on his phone. When I unlocked his phone his fb was up. I wanted to send a silly message from "him" saying something like I promise to give you all the snuggles tonight. To avoid seeing any messages from anyone else I went to search my name on top but under his recent searches were pages that are dedicated to give provocatively bending over and posing. I didn't say anything because I figured he'd get mad that I snooped. But a week later I checked and he had looked up more. I started to bring it up asking him what he considers porn and saying I don't feel comfortable with him looking at other women. He asked where it was coming from but I chickened out. Fast forward to today when he was getting ready for work I had the feeling I should check. When I opened his fb visits history there were new pages.
I don't know how to bring it up to him. We've been fighting more recently. He's said during fights that I manipulative the conversation, that I twist his words. He gets mad if I don't say anything/if I say I don't know what to say to that, but when I do say things he tells me that what I say is wrong and concerning. A couple months ago he kept complaining that I was too emotional and that it was causing fights. I've tried not to cry but I do easily when I'm Invested in the person. He said its not fair that im the only one who gets to be emotional. He's told me during fights that I don't listen to what he says and that I only care about myself and what I have to say. He's also said I always wave the victim flag.
I've dated other guys before but with my bf I felt he was the one since the first month of dating. We barely had any problems until a few months ago. My depression started getting bad and that probably impacted the relationship. I've told him I don't know what to say around him because it feels like he sees the worst in me when we fight. His response was a generic people say things in fights when they are angry and that he still loves me. I just want some advice how to approach the fb thing. I want to be prepared because I have a feeling it will go bad regardless.
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2024.05.17 20:21 Vedu7777 New here, sharing my journey and requesting further guidance...

Alright, so I just saw in comments section of an Instagram post (amanwithcoffee - the guy who has the most irregular posting schedule) that such a community exists and I rushed here to reddit and joined it asap!
Alright, so I'm gonna quickly share my coffee journey and I want to ask, how to I proceed from here to further enhance my coffee.
It all started when I went to Starbucks for the first time (please don't bring out your pitchforks already, I hate that place now too, we're probably on the same team here) in 2021, and had their Java Chip frappuccino for the first time. This was the first time I had any kind of freshly brewed coffee, and I freaking loved it! There was something inherently different in its taste!
I tried multiple methods at home to make a similar drink at home, but failed miserably every time, cuz I was using the basic Nescafe instant coffee, and even worse, a generic D-Mart coffee powder.
I also watched multiple videos on YT and also came across Maria Mormora, who was working in a Starbucks at the time, and used to record and put how the different Starbucks drinks were made. (But again, as I have a sane mind, I wasn't able to justify paying 300 for every time I wanted to drink such coffee at my local Starbucks)
Multiple Google searches later, I started getting ads for country bean coffee, and I ordered the hazelnut one.
It was amazing! I started getting close to that frappe taste! And by this time, I figured out my own recipe for making cold coffee at home...
Eventually, in 2022, I ordered Rage Coffee - Hazelnut, Butterscotch & Caramel, after hearing good reviews, and got it with the frother. (Game changer, improved my coffee a lot, and the aroma now spreads across kitchen every time I make coffee.) I like the flavor of the coffee by this point, so I guess I am into flavored coffee.
Late 2022, moved to Nagpur as lockdown was lifted and college resumed, and a friend took me to All That's Coffee.
I tried their cookie frappe, and I can confirm that heaven exists, and it's there.
The first sip of their coffee fired up those neurons in my brain that I didn't even know existed. It is out of the world.
They have proper fresh coffee beans that they grind, tamp, make espresso shots, and blend those with ice cream and tastecraft syrup for the flavor, to make the frappes that taste out of the world.
In parallel, as there was no fridge in hostel, I started developing methods to make hot coffee with instant coffee, milk powder and hot water from kettle, and used to have that the whole time (Nagpur gets cold in rains and very very cold in winters, so hot coffee was the way to go, and kept having the All That's Coffee frappes once in a month or so), and similarly mastered that.
Also hoarded a lot of instant coffee powders in the same time period, from Rage, Tata Coffee Grand, and Bevzilla, and realised that the best tasting one for hot coffee is the blue colored packet of Tata Coffee Grand.
(Most of it got wasted after coming back home because of Mumbai humidity and the rains we had)
Now, after coming back home, I have started making hot coffee with some tata gold instant coffee, pinch of sugar, water, frother and rest milk, and have perfected it (will share the method on this sub after a while, so you guys can try and let me know how you feel about it)
Also, cold coffee formula stays the same for me, with flavored instant coffee, water, frother, ice and milk. (Will share that recipe too)
HOWEVER, I haven't had the same kind of frappe ever since I have moved back to Mumbai.
We don't have All That's Coffee here, and the small shops are also very less.
I finally had 70-80% of that kick from McDonald's Classic Cold Coffee last week after a long while, but yet to find a good frappe place.
Also, want to get some proper equipment to make freshly brewed coffee at home, with medium roast beans (the beans that ATC uses, from Blue Tokai, that's the most info I could get their employee to divulge) and need your help and advise for the same.
Also, if you can suggest me something more/different, I am all ears!
Thank you!
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2024.05.17 20:14 icarus92 [TOMT][MOVIE][TV] Looking for a movie like that may not actually exist

My buddy and I were playing an online shooter game, I was gathering up gear and ammo when we got attacked before I could scrounge up all the loot I wanted, and for some reason I said the line “What about my things? What about my stuff?!!!”. This became sort of a running gag, and my buddy picked up on the inflection of it and we kept saying it. Finally, later on he asked what movie it was from, as it was right on the tip of his tongue. I then realized I couldn’t place it either.
This has been a running gag that’s plagued us for months. We’ve gotten other buddies and our respective girlfriends involved, and everybody sort of vaguely remembers the line/inflection from something, but nobody can place it from where. We sort of have the voice pegged down, a vaguely nasally, high pitched voice, sort of like John calzaghe. What the context of the scene is, some people think it’s from a scene where said character was robbed or had his house broken into. Some picture it as, similar to the initial gaming experience, the speaker has to book it quick or go on the lam and is disconcerted about leaving his things behind.
We’ve deliberated about this nonstop and have all googled it into oblivion in all sorts of variations of the original phrase and have turned up nothing. That said, the phrase is so generic and unremarkable that it doesn’t lend itself much to a google search. We’re not sure if it was from a movie or tv show. As the months have worn on, the general consensus is that this line never existed anywhere, and we were all suffering from a temporary mass hysteria. I’m becoming more inclined to agree with that stance, but my original buddy and I are holding out that it may actually exist. I’ve pasted the line so you can get the gist of what we’re picturing. Again, even if this line actually exists, it may be slightly different that what we’re remembering.
https://voca.ro/1iD7GnE2nKyI
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2024.05.17 18:52 No_Comparison8914 Father’s Day Gifts Under $200

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2024.05.17 18:50 muccamadboymike Removing D/ST : How To Approach

Hey all,
Currently trying to get my Dynasty league to remove D/ST from the roster. I am getting a surprising amount of pushback but just in case I wanted to chat about the "How" portion and see if anyone has dealt with this. (I did a generic search and most posts are pretty old, unhelpful, etc.) So hopefully this doesn't get pummeled.
I am proposing removing D/ST and replacing with a Flex (or a bench, I don't feel strongly) but figured most people like the idea of having more points vs less.
All other things aside : if this proposal passes, how do we approach "compensation" for teams that have say 1-3 D/ST rostered (Yes...I have MULTIPLE owners that have 2 D/ST and 1 with 3...in dynasty - eating up precious roster spots). We are also a bit smaller than what I gather the standard is. 12 tm, SF - we have 252 rostered players, 2 Taxi and 2 IR - this is NOT counting D/ST - 264 if you consider that.
But, the owner that has 3 D/ST does have a point - they are going to get "punished" for having multiple defenses but they did this to try and create a strategic advantage in weekly matchups. The players available to them on the waiver wire aren't exactly great and our rookie draft has already passed.
Before I ramble much further - I have thought of 2 possible solutions :
  1. Compensatory Rookie Picks for 2025 Draft equivalent to how many D/ST they hold OVER 1. Likely after 3rd round.
  2. Freeze rosters, hold a quick "draft" from waiver wire.
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