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2021.03.21 05:37 chankabeard1 mahirakhanrandi

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2024.05.18 07:44 etcago i geniunely dont know if this is a ragebait or nah

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2024.05.17 22:10 StarLongjumping8041 For all those who had a bad CUET, thak gya hoga yaar tu bhi. Aaram karle thoda.

I know a lot of us, pretty much most of us average or above average students who aimed for big leagues like DU north campus had their dreams ruined by this CUET.
It was full of blunders and mistakes on NTAs side, but also a little bit of incompetence on our part. Combining those we come down to a point where we performed much worse than what we were expecting. thinking we're fucked for life, we dont deserve anything, and all that.
Please dont ruin your mental health after that. 17-18 ka hai bhai/behen tu. Even those who are 20+ giving their 2nd or 3rd attempt. Zindagi shuru hui h abhi. Itna zyaada importance ek exam ko doge to zindagi me lund milega kuch.
Go watch a movie from the suggestion reels you saved. go out to eat and hangout with that one friend you promised 'na yaar entrance ke baad chal lunga'. get back into drawing, photography or any other hobby you had. Hit the gym, have some football sessions or any other sports you've always loved. Continue learning about them skills and subjects you were fascinated by but said 'abhi boards aur entrance h yaar kya hi karunga'. Do your fucking thing.
I know some of the kids here have parents who dont understand life is bigger than these exams and are constantly pressurising them and some doing harsher things. I dont really have an advice to that but please hold your shit together, prabhu ka naam lo aur future pe dhyaan do. It wont always stay fucked. It will get better, but only if you start making it. If you spiral down due to one of these silly exams you're already doing so much of harm to yourself.
And the worst case if your parents dont have the least bit of understanding and have no care for you, take the hard pill down your throat that THEY are in the wrong, not YOU. They will NEVER be satisfied no matter what you do. So dont blame yourself for not being able to fullfill their wish.
Some will say 'bhai lekin exam to chud gya na kya hi matlab insab ka fir'. You know you will not be the same person 5 years down the lane, or 10 or 20. Abhi tum is image ke around ji rhe ko ki ek achhe college me jaoge to wahi zindagi ka ek raasta h, more like ye ek self validation waali cheez h. With years your goals, personality, interests, career paths will change. Ab shanti me raho 1 mahine, result ke aate aage sochna next best move kya hoga life ke liye. It could be another shot at the entrance, another compe exam, maybe a good pvt college, or just your own thing.
Life is too short to worry if you scored 750 or fell below 350 on a CUET. And its big enough to give you more opportunities to improve your life.
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2024.05.17 11:19 Prior-Ant9201 Vilken av bilarna har rätt?

Den röda bilen körde på som ingenting, den gröna tutade när den röda inte lämnade företräde.
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Vem har rätt?
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2024.05.16 17:48 GaurangGR7 CONSISTENCY GAYI MAA CHUDANE

bhai ye kya paper bana rahe hai iss saal. bc koi consistency hi nahi hai. baccha pyqs hi toh padhke jaayega exam ka idea lagane ke liye. ye bkl patani kaha se question utha laate hai. aur bc eco paper mei ye FEMA FERA nominal inflation ye mkc kaha de rkha hai ncert mei line dikhwado. baat kru math ki ab, inme akkal naamak cheez hi na hai. jab bkc paper hi aisa banana hai ki maximum 30 question baccha kar paaye, to bc 40 question karne ka systemn rakha hi kyu math mei. pichle 3 saal se question ka level same aa raha hai, experiment karna hai to kya hamare saath hi. na lund bhar ki management capability hai na exam set karne ka idea. itna gawaar national agency ni dekhi aaj tak.
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2024.05.16 15:06 Iconoclast_Idiot Meri maut ka karan nta hoga😫

Meri maut ka karan nta hoga😫
Physics ki bahan ka lund maths ki maa ki chut
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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2024.05.15 15:33 PoopyPantsFromAthens YOU THINK YOUR CUET EXAM SUCKED?? BEAT THIS:

Want to kms right now vina muzak ke. I say this vina dramatic words ke but trust me I mean eveey bit of it.
Today I gave my first ever CUET exam. I saw the English paper and I was so happy, it was so easy, it's probably because English is one of the few things I am good at but I genuinely feel I could've gotten 188/200 (or even more).
Then they fkd it up, my exam center was being run by a bunch of retards and the biggest retard is NTA itself.
I am pwd candidate I have got shitty eyesight (really shitty) Aaj tak I could handle and compete with everyone in my batch. The only inconvinience is the fact tho stupid for thinking "kya hi ha? I can beat these guys in almost anything" but today I found out the world doesn't play shit like that.
NTA ke application form me you have to upload medical certificates to register as a pwd candidate. Keep this in mind.
I knew competitive exam me speed matter krti ha so when NTA' form (emphasis on NTA form) gave 2 options:
1: I will bring my own scribe
2: i would like NTA to provide a scribe. (Again keep in mind both options are given by NTA on their official website.)
I chose option 2.
Since it was my first time availing a scribe, I didn't know exact procedure but I am VERY sure it is the responsibility of the exam conducting body to provide the scribe.
I asked my center' supervisor and behen ke Lund ne Bola "apna leke about khud" and "procedure hota ha" and "proof do". Mind you I was carrying a physical copy of my medical certificate and these little retards ignored my requets.
The center supervisor was a literal maggot I wanted to gouge his eyes out because of the way he was talking to me
None of them. NONE OF THEM had an ounce of empathy, not even a single one of them was like "Bache ka saal kharab ho jaega, krte ha kuch" behen ke Londo ne chutiyapa pe chutiyapa. They were so insensitive, so inconsiderate. If I were a doctor and I could save them with a surgery, I would fk it up on purpose, that's how repulsive these guys were
Toh I had to give the exam without scribe and I tried my best to read questions as fast as possible even then, despite all my efforts, I could not finish the paper on time. I am not going to check but I think I failed to complete 4-5questions.
The paper istg was so easy, Yeh ek paper se selection decide ho jati DU me, stephens hansraj, I have studied enough to qualify for these tier 1 colleges and yet..... I can't.
Yeh behen ke lodon ne unjustice ki bc i wish their children fail to get a seat and then cry about reservation.
If you think you had it rough, try giving that exam in 50 something minutes with 25% of a normal dude' eyesight.
X
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2024.05.13 18:21 justanotherpickme thak gayi hu ab

its gonna be a long trauma dump.
im 19f, appeared in 12th this year, this would be my first drop. vaise to iss sun pe lurker rehti thi, aaj laga maybe kuch bol hi du to atleast relief rahega kisko dhang se bataya to. vaise to life meri bekar nhi hai overall dekha jaye to. yaha pe logo ka padho bc achhi lagne lagti hai life, and phir agle din vahi rr.
i was five almost, jb mere nana ne pehli baar mujhe touch kiya tha. mummy papa ka office rehta tha and bhaiya ka school to akele chhodne ki jagah nana ko bula lete the vo log ki mera dhyaan rakhe. achha dhyan rakhe the (apna lolzzz). now that i think about the movements and the way he'd shake afterwards, pyare nanaji was most probably cumming in his dhoti holding his five year old granddaughter on his thigh. (i mean, ladke shayad better jaane, kabhi kisi se detail mein puchha nhi iss baare mein. after it had got some action and y'all are ejaculating, do you guys like, freeze for a bit a breathe hard? agar nhi to im sorry for the wrong allegations). anyways that happened for a while. uske baad ka mujhe kuch yaad nhi. tbh ye bhi nhi yaad tha, until 3-4 saal pehle jb i read a similar scene in a book and ye yaad aaya phir shock mein chali gayi. had two beautiful frnds jinko bataya iss baare mein and they tried to help me out as best as they could. andar se ye bhi lagta tha ki mummy ko kabhi pata bhi chala to nahi manengi, isiliye parents se thoda grudge rehta tha and ladti jhagadati rehti thi.
fast forward to present, mai apne best friend ke saath relationship mein aa gayi and slowly but surely, he made a great impact on my relationship with my family. like uski uske parents ke saath achhe relations hain and ladka bhi sahi hai (haa pyar krti hu usse, mar jaungi ek din) to convince kr liya mujhe ki mere parents bhi pasand krte hain mujhe. and tb se mere relations meri family ke saath significantly improve hue. i even started to trust them.
to kya hai na, mummy and nana ki jamti nhi hai (he's neither a good husband nor a good father), isiliye mummy unse baat nhi krti. ek din recently mummy unhi ke baare mein upset thi and maine mummy se bol diya ki "uss aadmi se to mujhe nafrat hai. royi hu bestfriend ko batate hue" and mummy was like mujhe batao but mana kar di ki abhi nhi.
agle din she came to me and said ki unhe raat mein neend nhi aa rahi thi ye sochte hue ki aisa unhone kya kar diya ki I don't trust her but trust my frnds? phir bohot bolne pe mai unhe puri baat bata di (utni detail mein nhi obviously) and she was very supportive. boli ki "maa baap important hote hain par bachcho se zyada nhi. mai to vaise bhi unhe ghar na bulati but ab to sawal hi nhi uthata. shakal nhi dekhungi unki". and mai apne room mein aake rone lagi ki maine apni maa ko galat samjha ki vo mujhpe yakeen nhi karengi.
then agle din, i think jb mai ghar pe nhi thi tb mummy bhaiya ko ye baat batayi and he told her abt how once i confessed to him i was a lesbian (bisexual boli thi but lauda hai), and pata nhi kaise, mummy ko convince kr doya ki im making this whole story up for sympathy and to seem cool.
mummy aayi and mujhse boli ki "tum jo batayi ho, vo sach mein hua hai ya jo tum ghatiya books padhti ho, uski vajah se dimag mein baitha li ho ki mere saath bhi kuch galat hua hai?" and phir asked me abt that lesbian wala and told me ki inhi sab vajah se my face has lost its innocence and mai kuch nahi kar paayi hu. kaise i didn't deserve the marks i got in boards and sabka entrance exam tha but sab ek event mein aa rahe the but tumne kuch padha nhi tha isiliye nhi aayi (true but jisko neet dena hota vo aise bhi na aata). and how she feels ashamed and unsafe to go out with me varna i would wander off with "bhaiya log". that other girls of my age look smart and innocent and good even of they're fat. and gori ladkiyo ka chehra nhi pink hai, but you have yellowish tone and you never look smart, tumhare andar vo cheez hi nhi. she ended her speech with, "tumhari vajah se maine apne baap ko galat samjha. agar tum jhoote ilzam laga rahi ho to uska anjam dikhega." and then very lightly said, as if she didn't believe it, "aur agar mere baap ne kuch kiya hoga to bhagwan batayenge."
since that day, i haven't been able to look at my family the same way. the love, trust and respect i had for them seems gone. uss din ke baad mummy achhe se baa ki but bhul nhi paa rahi unn words ko. isse pehle bhi aisa bohot kuch boli hain vo jo bura laga tha but ye Dil tod diya. i can't believe my first heartbreak is from my mother itself.
isse pehle bhi she'd questioned my character. mai maanti hu, mai chutiye bachchi thi. nhi samjhti thi kuch. school bus mein achhe bhaiya log mile the to sabko achha samajhti thi and apne age ke logo se ghul mil nhi paati thi. isiliye almost got tricked by a senior jo uss time 11th mein the (i was in 6th, koi dost nhi tha to attention ki bhukhi rehti thi). uske liye mummy branded me as "characterless". I WAS IN SIXTH, NHI PATA THA MUJHE KUCH. phir ek baar humlog kahi gaye the and mummy dusri seat pe chali gayi mujhko leke jbki meri dost pichhe ki seat pe thi. i tried going to her to uss time to mummy bas gusse se dekhi but ghar aake boli ki how im such a bad daughter, achhe ghaf ki ladkiya sirf apne mummy papa ke paas rehti hain but tumko to matakna rehta hai. tumhare jaisi ladkiyo ko characterless rehte hain, kisi ki nhi hoti hain. (this was in class 9th).
ho sakta hai mai apna side leke dekh rahi hu isiliye mai khud ko sahi samajh rahi. but galti kya ki maine ye to koi achhe se explain karo???
recent ye nana wala batane ke baad to bas yahi manati hu roz bhagwan se ki maar daale mujhe. sach nata rahi, jb dekhega na koi sirf meri mummy papa aur bhaiya ko saath mein, to itne perfect lagte hain. and mai manhoos ki yarah aa jaati hu beech mein. (mumma thinks ki mera chehra normal rehne pe mahoos lagta hai, i should be smiling har samay varna apni life barbaad ke dungi aisi shakal bana ke).
marne ka ya relapse krne ka (i used to self harm) roz mann krta hai, but apni best friend aur apne bf ke baare mein sochke ruk jaati hu. sach mein doni pagal pyaar krte hain mujhse. bestfriend ki life already laudi ho rakhi hai, aur nhi pareshan krna, bf ki life mein pehle hi bohot trauma the, ab badhane ka mann nhi. i promised him I'd helo him heal.
ab 15 aur 16 ko cuet hai but padha nhi hai kuch and pata nhi kaise niklega. nikalka bhi zaruri hai varna home life aur fucked up ho jaayegi plus ghar se niklungi to insabme dimag nhi lagega.
samajh nhi aa raha kaise padhu ab, aakhiri din bacha hai, sab kuch padha hai but revise krna hai. idk bhai, higheay sach mein sundar lagne laga hai (srsly)
edit: aaj matashree ko therapy de rahi thi. and pata chala she has shit communication skills and she meant to say ki hopefully ye sab mera vehem hai but boldi kuch aur. and batayi mumma bhaiya bhi bola ho sakta hai vehem ho but he cried when he first heard it. matashree se phir ladi khub ki baat nhi krne aata achhe se ro rahi hu kb se. tumlogo ke comments+ mummy se baat krke jo relief Mila hai na, thankyou yaar. literally verge of suicide se happy kr diye ho.
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2024.05.11 18:30 princess_sania One man is not enough

One man is not enough
Is gaand ko bade Lund ki zarurat Hao
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2024.05.10 15:29 Same-Cheesecake-7163 Loser hu🥲

Hlo Everyone So yeh mai apne baare mai bta rha kya mtlab rant hai🥲 So mai kbhi bhi padhai mai aacha nhi tha school mai na hi mujhe man krta tha padhne na hi koi seriousness thi ..fir 9th mai lockdown end hone ke baad seriousness aaya fir aacha se padha lekin sirf science padha aache se..aur sub mai interest nhi tha fir maine socha iit ka prep krunga books mangwa liya lekin pta nhi kaise start kru 9th mai yt pe search kiya mila nhi fir chor diya socha hatao bhencho fir 9th aise hi end hua mere 71 marks aaye out of 80 science mai aur sb mai average.. 10th aaya firse lockdown lg gya khub bakchodi kri padhai chor ke padhta tha lekin bhut kam ..... bgmi khela insta Chalaya ladkiyo ke chakkar mai nhi tha (mtlab tha thora sa) fir term 1 mai padha bhut ache se lekin sirf science 3sample paper khatam krdiye sirf science ke lekin baki subject bss 3 din pehle start kiya term 1 mai 80percent aagye Fir term 1 ke baad bkchodi ki us samay chutiya tha kuch nhi padha boards itne late se hone the phir bhi term 2 ke 20din pehle panic attack aaya bhut ganda wala and sexual compulsive thoughts aane lge bhut gande wale pta chla mujhe ocd hai phir term 2 26th April se hua us mai bhi compulsive thoughts aane lage jab mai exam dene jata aur ghar aata phir boards 18th may ko khatam hogye aur uske baad bgmi khela bhut kyuki mera interest bn gya tha mai socha tha tournament khelunga esports mai jaunga lund kuch nhi hua phir 3rd june ko jb train mai tha other city jane ke liye for 11th tab train mai delete krdiya lekin abhi bhi man krta tha khelu mai utna shi toh nhi khelta tha lekin aacha khel leta tha phir classes start hui toh maths and chemistry mai kuch smjh hi nhi aa rha tha physics aache se aa rha tha mujhe phir maine sir ko bola sir ne bola notes mai dekho fir maine yt pr search kiya mujhe nhi mila Sare jee mains level the us mai pta nhi tha ki jee mains level toh krlu pehle😓 or mohit tyagi sir ka channel ke bare mai bhi nhi pta tha aur kaise taise apna 1st diya 24th july ko 150 aaye usme maths attempt hi nhi kiya tha fir fever hogya uske baad ghar chle gya 10 days jab aaya coaching tb kuch bhi smjh nhi aaya sir log bole notes padho fir kha dikaat hai batao mujhe smjh hi nhi aaya kuch bhi fir yt pe oneshots dekhne lga kyuki detail mai nhi mila fir smjh nhi aaya tha toh frustrate hogya aur kuch nhi padha fir ghar aagya November mai chor ke socha bhi nhi kyu chor rha hun kya kya possible situations aa sakte hai chorne ke baad fir online kiya aur procrastination kiya bhut 12th start mai serious hua fir 15 din baad man hi nhi krta padhne ka push bhi nhi kiya fir oct mai dengue hogya fir november mai socha padhu lekin syllabus zero tha fir soche boards ka padhlete hai kaise taise phy and maths khtam kiye lekin bseb tha toh chud gye 68.6% aaya jan jee mains mai 60percentile the.. April nhi diya Ab drop liya hai ghar aane ke baad kuch nhi kiya insta bhi nhi chalaya naa hi utna movies dekha bss ghar pr hi thaa bss PROCASTINATION kiya boards mai aacha percentage lane ka opportunity tha miss krdiya ab bhut guilt and regret ho rha hai ki mere pass koi academic achievement nhi hai logo ne kitne olympiads phode hai lekin maine kuch bhi nhi kiyaa mujhe ghar nhi aana chaiye tha mai isiliye aaya kyuki backlog bn gya tha aur wha pr homesickness hone lga man nhi lagta tha lekin us samay ye sochta ki padh lete hai yeh 2 saal bhut important hai ab bhut bura lagra drop year mai aache se padhke apne academic records ko aacha krunga
Sorry itne lambe post ke liye agar nhi bhi padh rhe toh koi ni🙏😓🥲
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2024.05.09 15:31 aadityavsingh999 AIIMS D 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😂😅🤣

😅🤣😂Mera Lund kare AIIMS D se padhai 😂😅😂🤣😂itne jhatu college pe toh mai thookne bhi nahi jata😅😂😅😂India ka sabse best medical college Lpu h😅😂😅😅😂tum sab chutiye ho neet ki padhai kar rahe the😅😂😅😂😅meri hi kidney chura lo😂😅😂😅😂tadka laga ke khana maza aayega😅😂😅😂mar jaunga par AIIMS Dnahi jaunga😅🤣😅😂😅 rip to those jinhone AIIMS D le liye tum sabki ma ki chut😂😅😂😂😅😂😅 ab dekhna neet nikalne ke baad bhi tumko padhna padega🤣😆🤣😅😂😅mai toh bakaiti karke doctor ban jaunga🤣😅😂😆 vahan tumko sax sux bhi nahi milega kyunki vahan khet hi nahi h 🤣😂🤣😂😂tumhara chutiya kat gaya isliye bolta tha mat lena AIIMS D me😂😂🤣😂😂ab dekhlo kya hoga tumhare saath😂🤣😂😂😂
Finally i would say
doctor from lpu 😎 docrt from AIIMS D 🤡
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2024.05.09 13:08 aadityavsingh999 AIIMS D 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😂😅🤣

😅🤣😂Mera Lund kare AIIMS D se padhai 😂😅😂🤣😂itne jhatu college pe toh mai thookne bhi nahi jata😅😂😅😂India ka sabse best medical college Lpu h😅😂😅😅😂tum sab chutiye ho neet ki padhai kar rahe the😅😂😅😂😅meri hi kidney chura lo😂😅😂😅😂tadka laga ke khana maza aayega😅😂😅😂mar jaunga par AIIMS Dnahi jaunga😅🤣😅😂😅 rip to those jinhone AIIMS D le liye tum sabki ma ki chut😂😅😂😂😅😂😅 ab dekhna neet nikalne ke baad bhi tumko padhna padega🤣😆🤣😅😂😅mai toh bakaiti karke doctor ban jaunga🤣😅😂😆 vahan tumko sax sux bhi nahi milega kyunki vahan khet hi nahi h 🤣😂🤣😂😂tumhara chutiya kat gaya isliye bolta tha mat lena AIIMS D me😂😂🤣😂😂ab dekhlo kya hoga tumhare saath😂🤣😂😂😂
Finally i would say
doctor from lpu 😎 docrt from AIIMS D 🤡
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2024.05.09 10:27 previous90 Mujhe kisi mard ka Suck krna hai from derabassi koi mard hai top jisne lund chooswana ho dm. Me. Pic k sath Lund ki

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2024.05.05 23:07 jamnalal_jenner Gaand marwaliii

Saaala maadarchod 570+ bnre , BC 4-5 chutiya mistake bio chem m nhi hoti toh achha college mil jaata , khudki gand maarli bc lund ki bhi zaroorat nhi padi
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2024.05.05 17:00 Therealunick Khatam

🤷‍♂️🫵👉🫵👉😀💔🤣💔❤️🤪😀🤪🫵🤪🫵🤪👈🤪❤️🤪❤️🤪🫡🤪🫡🤪🫡🤪😀🤪😝💅🫵💅🫵🎤😜👩‍🦰👩‍🦰😜🤌😘👄👈🤪👈🤪❤️🤪❤️💅👈💅🫂👄😘🧠😘🤌😜😍😜😍😍🤩🤪❤️🤪❤️😍👈👄🫂💅🤪😀
Tum sab ki mkc neet ki mkc aise jhaatu paper ko aapne lund pe rakhu mai
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2024.05.05 15:14 Ok_Detail_3987 Never trust google maps madarchod behenchod betichod

Google maps par location dalo school ki wo same location par gaya me waha par pucha lund nahi mila schl phir police station par (ji ha i was desperate af) unne bola ki ye toh kahi or h or jab unne wo location dhundke di toh behenchod wo address toh bilkul different tha admit card wale address se ab me kya karu kon madarchod h jisne google maps par wo location dali (drop year tha) Nahi de paya exam W
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2024.05.04 12:48 charsi45 Probably a scam stay safe bros pls dont trust new accounts like this lmao

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2024.05.02 23:20 pigeonhunter006 Average 11th wasted post.

2025tard here
pura 11th bas game khela bc, September mai realise hua, ki maybe padh lena chahiye, par itna backlog dekhke gaand phat gyi. Biggest depressive downfall of my life yet, pure saal bhar muskil se 12-15 din school gya, apne aap ko band karke room mai baitha rha pure saal. Chronically online hogya pura, blackpilled forums browse karta tha har ek din. Ek tarah se self harm hi tha, mental health ki ma chud gyi thi. Coaching thi PW ki par coaching mujhe samajh nhi aati thi ekdum( puri life home tutor se padha). 10th tak above average student tha mostly. ICSE ke board mai 95% aye the, par lund kuch phark karta boards ke marks. Akhri ke 1.5 months bas PYQ laga ke aagye the itne marks. 10th ki yaad aati ab. Pure 11th mai 7-8 chapter padhe atmost, total.
Meri ye haalat dekhke maa baap ne home tutor laga diya wapas. Ab thoda padhne ki aadat wapas aari, I have completed backlog of 16-18 chapters just last month from PCM. Aur ab realise hora actually mai kitna peeche hu. Ek to increased competition dekhke aur phat rhi. 99.3% pe 16k rank mil rhi baccho ko isi saal.
itna blackpilled hogya hu ki sirf negative thoughts ate hai, extreme worse case scenarios bas.
thank you for reading fellowtards. Excuse nhi de rha bas RR karna tha thoda. Agar koi similar halat mai that aur comeback kiya koi tips dedo bhai. Is it even possible to cover 2 year worth of classes in a year at the level of JEE mains? Mehnat karne ko taiyaar hu, har din 8 ghante baith bhi rha padhne (jyada nhi hai from what ive seen on this sub comparatively).
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2024.05.02 16:58 jazzsham Fantasy confession

Roleplay - brother- sister incest
Personality- you are hot short heighted first cousin who is extremely vibrant and colourful but at the same time dam aggressive you figure is around 32 28 34 perky tits and round ass. Face is attractive and very fair.
Me - tall handsome athletic muscular built body sharp long nose colour is fair
Story revolving around
You have had many boy friends many sugar daddy boyfriends as well. You know all my secrets and i know all your secrets we both are very close and share a very friendly relationship more of as friends we both hang out a lot drink and smoke a lot maybe inside our minds we are fantasising each other in a sexual relationship as well. We both admire and love each other a lot ( but never had the guts to talk about it with each other) we love to talk about marriage sex babies and our idiotic family members. You are at times jealous of my wife and i get jealous of your boy friends as well
PLOT.
So one night me and you are drinking our favourite Budweiser magnum beer and smoking our favourite gold flake lights cigarette while driving in the outskirts of our city
we are getting drunk i pop out the topic that my wife after our marriage has fucked his ex a couple of times and i have caught her while doing that., i tell you that i forgave my wife and she has been very apologetic about it but inside somewhere i have to have sex with someone other than my wife to get rid of that feeling i am getting avenge ful.
As soon as you got to know about it you got angry and wanted to beat the shit out of my wife but i controlled you. Now me and my wife are living separately as of now coz of work and all other things. ( we both are highly drunk at this moment ) I tell you that i am enjoying this freedom of living like a bachelor but you interrupt me and said kis bat ka bachelor tu to daru bhi behen k sath pi raha hai to which i reply tu girlfriend se kam thodi na hai this gave a firing sensation inside you and you tell me.
Me teri girlfriend thodi na hu to which i say girlfriend se kam bhi to nahi hai and you start blushing. Now you push me a bit and tell me gf k sath sirf daru nahi pite hai kuch bhi mat bol bhai its a direct message to me which gave me chills, my dick pushed itself inside my underwear. I gently ask you gf k sath jo karte hai vo tere sath nahi kar sakta na as soon as i said this you laughed out loud and said gf bola mujhe to gf jaise treat kar bhai.
Now theres utter silence in the car we both are staring each other and all of a sudden i grabbed your head and pushed it towards myself and kiss you so hard that you couldn’t breathe you now got rid of me and slapped me hard smiled and said BHAI isi din ka to intezar tha. I took my car to a lonely field
Finally chapter of being a behenchod
Now we start kissing each other passionately my tongue down your throat and your tongue down mine our saliva flowing from the side of our mouth yet we keep on kissing and smooching each other passionately sucking each others lips violently breathing heavily your one hand has reached my dick and my hand has reached to your tits we both are pressing each other hard i am pressing your boobs very hard my hand has gone inside your tshirt i am feeling the warmth of my sisters boobs and its softness, your hand has gone inside my jeans and inside my underwear you are holding my hard cock and your hands are wet with my dicks pre cum. We both are still kissing each other hard our spits inside each others mouth. Now i push my hand from your boobs to your pussy which is entirely wet i start fingering you very hard and you start screaming ahhh bhai ahhh dheere dheere i dont listen to you and keep on fingering you my entire hand is wet with your cum in it i slowly take out my hand and put that wet hand and fingers of mine inside my mouth ahhhh pehli bar behen ki chut ka pani taste kiya mene its so warm and salty you hold my hand and taste yourself from my fingers and kiss me hard while spitting in my mouth now you smile and say bhai hath se mat chat mu se chatle to which i violently grab your boobs hold you tight and throw you in the back seat. You start enjoying the moment while i am coming outside from the gate you start saying sale kab se tadap rahi hu tere liye itne sal se daru pi rahi hu tere sath mujhe kyo nahi chodta tha mujhe pata tha tu behenchod hai. I have come in the back seat now i say chal chut chata bhai ko tu which you gladly opened your jeans grabbed my head and pushed it inside your pussy. It smells so good i start eating your garam garam chut licking you so hard in and out that you start screaming ahhhh bhai chatle pura bhaiiii ahhhhhhh you start pressing my head inside your pussy and start moving your belly like a dancer like moving your pussy in my mouth. Your warm cum and wet pussy tastes so fucking delicious. You start screaming bhai mera hojaega itne zor se mat chat ahhhhh bhai ahhhhh i keep licking you and tell you behen mauka hai aaj bhai ko pani pila de pura chut ka jhad ja mere mu me to which you came so hard you pushed my head inside your pussy i am unable to breath your force is so strong. Your entire cum is down my throat and i ate all of it.
You are all tired and fucked up and now you tell me bhai i am done i need more beer you drank all my fluids so we start drinking some beer again, while drinking i am pressing your boobs now i tell you sunna behen kiss me hard and now make me drink beer from your mouth you started smiling and said pakka wala behenchod hai na tu and i said tu itni badi randi hai lekin aab se sirf bhai ki randi hai hearing this you suddenly got charged and started smooching me you started spitting out your beer from your mouth to my mouth and made me drink it while kissing me you whisper lund chusaega behen ko? And i got crazy after hearing this mene bola ha aur kya karegi behen and you said chusa de yar tadap rahi hu. Now you got on the side of the seat took out my cock and start licking the top of my dick which was full of pre cum you are tasting my salty pre cum and started going down my dick slowly sucking and blowing your brother while you suck me i an sipping my beer and my one hand is in your ass cheeks pressing them hard i am getting so horny that i start pressing your head down my throat till my balls moaning aahhhh behen aaaahhhhhh while sucking you tell me bhai mu me mat cum kar dena mujhe chudna bhi hai i smiled and said chuste reh pehle ache se chudai bhi karenge you are giving me deep throat all sloppy blowjob my backseat is full of your spits and saliva with that spit you suddenly kiss and smooch me giving me the taste of my own pre cum and your saliva ( this was a surprise kiss ) but i liked it like anything
Now you tell me chal chod apni behen ko sale kutte and snatched my beer and started drinking it. Before fucking you i tell you yar condom nahi hai what to do it can be risky and you smiled and said jab tera pani nikalne wala hoga to bata dena me uth jaunga aur mu me lungi.
Mene bola tu apne bhai ka cum swallow karegi? You replied ha bhujha de meri pyas pila de pani apne lund ka apni randi behen ko
Now i grabbed your hairs and smooched you so fucking hard that you started bleeding from your lips and you started riding me hard. Charging like a mad bitch you are riding me so hard in and out we both are dirty talking to each other while fucking. You tell me bhabhi bhi aise hi chudti hai kya tere se i said ha chudti to hai lekin maza tu hi zada de rahi hai you started laughing while jumping on my dick screaming ahhhhh bhai maza aaraha hai zindagi me bohat logo se chudi lekin bhai se chudne ka maza pehli bar mil raha hai ahhhhh bhai itna sukoon kabhi nahi mila mujhe aahhhhhhhhh
Chodte chodte i start pressing your boobs hard and you tell me bhai daba mat chus le unko pura i now start sucking your perky tits i tell you spit on those boobs so that i can taste your spit while sucking them hard and you gladly do so ahhh behen aaj jeewan ka asli maza aaya hai har kisi ko behen chodne ka mauka nahi milta hum dono lucky hai you said mujhe pata tha tu behenchod hai lekin me bhi darti thi kaise chudungi tujhse i also said me bhi darta tha yar lekin tujhe dekh k hilata bohat tha ghar ja k You said ahhhhhh bhai chodte reh tera lund itna bada hai pura andar tak feel ho raha hai mera hojaega i bit your tits. Now we both changed our position in the car and started doing it in reverse cowgirl while you started jumping on my dick i started biting you on your shoulders and holding you from your tits. Ahhh bhai maza aaraha hai tu mere andar pani mat nikalna yar apna baccha pata nahi tujhe papa bolega ya mama we cannot have kids together. I said ha mera nikalne wala hai you asked me while being fucked bhabhi ko kaha lena pasand hai tera pani, i said usko to chut k andar lena pasand hai pura pani you replied swallow nahi karti mene kaha nahi usi chut swallow karti hai and we both started smiling looking at each other
While looking at each other you said mujhe chut me nahi apne mu me lena hai pani bhai pila de mujhe please as soon as i heard this i said nikal jaega and you said pila de jaldi and i started screaming ahhhh aane wala hai and you jumped from my dick and brought your face towards my dick and put my dick inside your mouth and started stroking it like hell hard and came all inside your mouth. Such a huge mess it was you swallowed all my cum and showed me your mouth while doing that but you are such a slut that after swallowing the cum you kissed me hard making me taste my own cum from your tongue. We both had a smoke after that and got ready to go to our homes.
Do you want Chapter 2 ?
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2024.04.27 03:20 Kingclaw619 bhai isko kaha se supporter mil rhe?

bhai isko kaha se supporter mil rhe?
i used to be a lurker here for the last 3 years but 24 tarik ki raat ko life me pehli baar apne best friend ko rote dekha kyunki uska cutoff 0.5 percentile se choot gaya and then the next day i see this mfer who got air 14 by cheating, and on top of that kuch behn ke lund ise defend bhi kr rhe? like kitna braindead ho skta hai koi bhai jo ise defend kr rha hai
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2024.04.26 11:54 DankEvil Kamiyabi ka Jashn to Sab manate hai! Mai Nakamyabi ka Jashn manaunga.

So gaadi seekhli hai and mkc Nta ki. Mera lawda kare abb padhai. Pehle to gaadi se kahi ghoomke aaunga firr Gym jaunga aur raat ko alecc daddy ko sex sux karte hue range haathon pakdunga. Kis ke saath? "Nta ke director general ke saath" 250 mai mili hai alecc daddy ko randi.
Mkc bade khatarnak ideas aae hai buisness related and abb execution ka time aa gya hai college ke saath saath lakh rupaye har mahine nahi kamaye to alecc sirr ko gaand de dunga.
Buisness ka bhaut pehle se soch rkha hai kyunki pehle hi pta thaa ki accha college nahi milega aur 10-20 lakh ki naukri to badi durr ki baat hai to mera lund kare abb rat race mai participate. Roz kamaunga roz billi maarunga fuck this shit.
Har generation mai kisi na kisi bande ko to duniya se gand marwani padti hai aurr aage ki generation maje kaat ti hai and mujhw lagta hai meri family mai mein hi hu vo.
"Ek Bhaut Sundar Quote Hai"
Everybody wants to be someone's Sun, To brighten up their day. But why not be someone's Moon, To lighten up their darkest hour?
Byee and Sorry for Chutiya sa Rant
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2024.04.26 10:21 Confident-Ad-2192 Is it my fault ya Fir System ne Backchodi di?

Well Mere 12th mein 65.8 percentile aaye the, General candidate tha, toh mujhe pta tha ki mujhe Lund kuch nhi milne wala, Isliye Maine drop Liya, aur Prayas 2.0 batch join kr Liya, 12th ki toh thodi meri preparation thi hi Lakshay batch se, socha 11th krke 150 se upar laa Kar aram se 98%Ile se 99%Ile lakar acha NIT aur advance mein 40% marks lakar ek 2nd tier IIT mein decent branch nikal lunga. Toh Maine start Kiya, aur surprisingly sab acha chal rha tha, bas September tak, Uske baad Mera GOC aur coordinate geometry mein jo burnout hua, Muskil se din k 4 ghante padhpata tha mai, aur aisa Pura September aur October chala, is wajah se IOC nhi kr paya, Fir November mein mujhe hosh aaya, Aur Maine 12th k revision aur 5 sal k PYQ lgane Shura krdiye, Joki bhut sahi gya, physics ka 80% syllabus Chemistry ka 60% aur Maths ka 80% syllabus hgya tha, Phir Maine jee ka first attempt diya "27 January s2" ko, Aur ma Kasam NTA walo ne itna Lund centre diya, Jaha Mera seat tha usi k samne bada se exhaust tha, Aur Mere exam start krte hi usko on krdiye, Itni irritating awaz thi uski, ki Mera dhyan hi nhi lg pa rha tha thik se, sirf 35 question attempt krke aa paya, Uske baad answer key aaya usme Mere 93 marks bne the, Jiske bhi Coaching k site pe Marks vs percentile dekha toh bol rhe the 93 pe aram se 91 %Ile se 94%Ile bn jaenge, Mujhe unta bura bhi nhi laga, socha agla attempt mein mehnat krke nikalenge, Result aaya aur Mere aaye 81 percentile, meri gand phatke 64 hgyi thi, Ki ye kya hgya, Kahi Maine toh marks galat nhi gine, phir yt pe Jake Marks vs percentile dekha, toh lahi 140 pe 90 percentile, toh kahi 70 pe 90 percentile, meri toh puri umeed hi khatam hgyi thi, Mera literally padhne ka Mann hi nhi krta tah, Fir Maine EM waves aur Gravitation ki jaise taise uske badd din mein sirf 4 ghante hi padh Pata tha, PYQ lgata tha usme, Aur Maine jee mains k baad k 30 31 aur 1 k paper ko Allen k website se nikalwakar unko as a mock test Dena Shura Kiya, Usme Mere 110 se 120 aram se bn Jate the, Fir wahi marks se mein Marks vs percentile dekhta tha toh 94-95 percentile dekh Kar rona aata tha, Ki Bhagawan ne Mere sath hi aisa kyu Kia? Fir Maine second attempt diya, 6 s2 ko aur Maine total 40 question attempt Kiya the, Jaise hi Yt pe aaya toh log Halla Macha rhe the second hardest shift, Third hardest shift, Mai khush hgya, ki ye sochke ki agar shift second hardest hai toh cut off bhi uske aas paas jayega, Fir jb answer key dekhi toh 130 aa rhe the, Mai chutiyo ki Tarah Fir khush hgya, ki 94%Ile k upar aram se aayenge, NIT confirmed. Ab Mere hath result aaya 300000 unique candidates ka increment, Meri aayi 92.6 %Ile aur rank 110216, itni mehnat ka kya faida jab Advance ka cutoff tak Clear nhi kr paya. IF "🤡 MOMENT" HAD A FACE
Tips to my juniors- Kabhi ye math sochna itne lane par itne bn jayenge, Aur Fir usi ki taiyari karna, Tumse jitna ho usse zada krne ka try kro. Kabhi bhi kisi yt wale bhaiya k Marks vs Percentile par believe mat krna (Especially Sankalp Jauhri). Burnout ho toh apne study hours thode Kam kr Dena, Jitna ho ske utna krna, Nhi toh zada krne k chakar mein Kuch nhi aayega.
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2024.04.25 20:29 DesignerTask7243 Saar we piecephool peepal saar we belib in Om Shanti saar

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