I took 12mg of ivermectin yesterday around this time and also the day before. I’m saving my other for the 7 day mark. I’m just wondering how long it will continue to work after I took it? I’ve felt nearly no itches after using sulfur ointment on my body and tea tree aloe on my scalp last night. However I’m starting to feel the little biting sensations and persistent itching in spots seemingly all at once. It’s here and there and not bad at all, but enough to have me worried. Is it because I’ve somehow gotten some live ones off of something in my room? Or is it just my body reacting to them dying? I know that is what tends to happen but I suppose I’m seeking reassurance? I’ve been using tea tree oil all day as well. I’m guessing the crawling sensations that have come back if from the ivermectin? I’m doing another permethrin treatment tonight.
I also want to add: I took my first round of ivermectin beginning April 27th. 9 mg a day for 9 days (spread out throughout the day). Definitely don’t think 9mg a day was enough as I weigh 180lbs. I probably didn’t reach the saturation needed to kill them. I also did my first permethrin treatment on April 30th, and then another May 8th. I’m treating the regimen I’m doing now as my first time treating since I didn’t do the first properly. When should I do the next permethrin treatment after the one today? I looked at the schedule on maximpulse but I started out not following it as I didn’t have the permethrin yet, so I feel thrown off from it a bit.
Sorry for all of the questions and this being so scattered. I thought I had done enough research over the last three weeks (since that’s basically all I’ve been doing 24/7) but it all went out the window now that I’m feeling desperate again and unsure of myself.

He was in the middle of the road, walking in circles kinda aimlessly. He seemed to clearly be, for lack of a better phrase, fucked up. I felt bad leaving him there to get hit by a car and die alone and confused and I picked him up and brought him to my house. He fell asleep immediately in my car and I put him inside of a tote when I got home. I noticed the fur on his tail and rear area were matted, I thought blood but didn't see any injury but he's infested on his bottom with I think tapeworms and maybe lice ? In addition to ticks and fleas. He's got a bad infection on what I think are his testicles, but I'm not really sure that he's even a male. The matted fur is from pus. He's very obviously in a great amount of discomfort and I have no idea how to help. I have no money to take him to a vet. I don't know how to help him on my own. He is uninterested in water, i even tried to give him water with an oral syringe and he refused to open his mouth at all. He was sleeping mostly but suddenly got restless and he made every effort he could to get out of the tub, he keeps falling and not catching himself if that makes sense like he lands with his arms bent in unnatural ways and I know this cat needs more than what I or anyone else except a vet can provide but I don't have any way at all to pay for a vet, not even a little bit. I'm wondering if a bath could help him but I think putting him in water would stress him out and I don't know how to kill any parasites and not hurt his infection worse.
I feel very helpless in this situation right now and I appreciate any help, anything at all.

I want to say a couple things. First, the only policy I advocate in the Middle East is a complete ceasefire by all parties and immediate humanitarian aid to all who need it. Furthermore, I'm not going to debate the point
.I've lived through a terrorist attack. I saw the enemy stock their weapon and plan their attack. I spent six months completely involved in trying to expose our political leaders, Kyle Ward, Martin Daniel and Glenn Jacobs for what they were, a bunch of terrorists who were going to ravage our community and kill my neighbors and folks I loved. And that's exactly what they did.
As I've said several times, there's lots of ways to destroy infrastructure. You don't have to blow up a hospital to render it ineffective. You can just have your cult run off all the employees. You only have to terrorize a little bit to be effective, once you've shown you're bloodthirsty and will kill. And let's be honest, it really didn't take much to weaponize covid here. I mean c'mon, they were selling ivermectin in bars , hell, they were still doing it, last I heard, though the guy I knew ended up getting vaccinated and getting the hell out. It took him a while to figure shit out.
Living, and grieving through terrorism is tough. That is why I only support ceasefire. I've witnessed and more importantly, been left with the memories of those victims of this assault on Knox County. I understand both the depth of their grief for those they've lost and the need for closure.
But there is a difference between accountability and vengeance. Vengeance would be a penalty somehow equivilant to the action, but what do youi do with three guys who were responsible for the deaths of over a thousand human beings that makes it equal? You can't bring back the dead, and the ongoing assault will only be as effective as the virus will be deadly. And frankly, the vast majority of the folks that die from this point forward (28 so far this year) will have chosen that fate for themselves.
We have vaccinations, though the County will no longer likely offer them now that the Federal government isn't paying, and treatment that are effective. As much as anything, we just let the poor die. It's just that now, they're not shutting down the hospitals in the process.The real point is though, we see through the recent police action against the peaceful; protesters who were exercising their first and Fourth Amendment rights as human beings inside the borders of America. We weren't outraged then and we're not outraged now. And that is a shame, because as a community it simply means we're willing to look the other way wehile terrorists continue to take over our town and instill Nazi values upon the citizenry. And I just don't see it changing anytime soon.

I want to say a couple things. First, the only policy I advocate in the Middle East is a complete ceasefire by all parties and immediate humanitarian aid to all who need it. Furthermore, I'm not going to debate the point.
I've lived through a terrorist attack. I saw the enemy stock their weapon and plan their attack. I spent six months completely involved in trying to expose our political leaders, Kyle Ward, Martin Daniel and Glenn Jacobs for what they were, a bunch of terrorists who were going to ravage our community and kill my neighbors and folks I loved. And that's exactly what they did.
As I've said several times, there's lots of ways to destroy infrastructure. You don't have to blow up a hospital to render it ineffective. You can just have your cult run off all the employees. You only have to terrorize a little bit to be effective, once you've shown you're bloodthirsty and will kill. And let's be honest, it really didn't take much to weaponize covid here. I mean c'mon, they were selling ivermectin in bars , hell, they were still doing it, last I heard, though the guy I knew ended up getting vaccinated and getting the hell out. It took him a while to figure shit out.
Living, and grieving through terrorism is tough. That is why I only support ceasefire. I've witnessed and more importantly, been left with the memories of those victims of this assault on Knox County. I understand both the depth of their grief for those they've lost and the need for closure. But there is a difference between accountability and vengeance. Vengeance would be a penalty somehow equivilant to the action, but what do youi do with three guys who were responsible for the deaths of over a thousand human beings that makes it equal? You can't bring back the dead, and the ongoing assault will only be as effective as the virus will be deadly. And frankly, the vast majority of the folks that die from this point forward (28 so far this year) will have chosen that fate for themselves.
We have vaccinations, though the County will no longer likely offer them now that the Federal government isn't paying, and treatment that are effective. As much as anything, we just let the poor die. It's just that now, they're not shutting down the hospitals in the process.
The real point is though, we see through the recent police action against the peaceful; protesters who were exercising their first and Fourth Amendment rights as human beings inside the borders of America. We weren't outraged then and we're not outraged now. And that is a shame, because as a community it simply means we're willing to look the other way wehile terrorists continue to take over our town and instill Nazi values upon the citizenry. And I just don't see it changing anytime soon.

I want to say a couple things. First, the only policy I advocate in the Middle East is a complete ceasefire by all parties and immediate humanitarian aid to all who need it. Furthermore, I'm not going to debate the point
.I've lived through a terrorist attack. I saw the enemy stock their weapon and plan their attack. I spent six months completely involved in trying to expose our political leaders, Kyle Ward, Martin Daniel and Glenn Jacobs for what they were, a bunch of terrorists who were going to ravage our community and kill my neighbors and folks I loved. And that's exactly what they did.
As I've said several times, there's lots of ways to destroy infrastructure. You don't have to blow up a hospital to render it ineffective. You can just have your cult run off all the employees. You only have to terrorize a little bit to be effective, once you've shown you're bloodthirsty and will kill. And let's be honest, it really didn't take much to weaponize covid here. I mean c'mon, they were selling ivermectin in bars , hell, they were still doing it, last I heard, though the guy I knew ended up getting vaccinated and getting the hell out. It took him a while to figure shit out.
Living, and grieving through terrorism is tough. That is why I only support ceasefire. I've witnessed and more importantly, been left with the memories of those victims of this assault on Knox County. I understand both the depth of their grief for those they've lost and the need for closure.
But there is a difference between accountability and vengeance. Vengeance would be a penalty somehow equivilant to the action, but what do youi do with three guys who were responsible for the deaths of over a thousand human beings that makes it equal? You can't bring back the dead, and the ongoing assault will only be as effective as the virus will be deadly. And frankly, the vast majority of the folks that die from this point forward (28 so far this year) will have chosen that fate for themselves.
We have vaccinations, though the County will no longer likely offer them now that the Federal government isn't paying, and treatment that are effective. As much as anything, we just let the poor die. It's just that now, they're not shutting down the hospitals in the process.The real point is though, we see through the recent police action against the peaceful; protesters who were exercising their first and Fourth Amendment rights as human beings inside the borders of America. We weren't outraged then and we're not outraged now. And that is a shame, because as a community it simply means we're willing to look the other way wehile terrorists continue to take over our town and instill Nazi values upon the citizenry. And I just don't see it changing anytime soon.

Cephalapod Genesis
The pharoah ejaculated into the river and in the sand the sperm found refuge and grew into papyrus. This an example of genesis.
Vampyrapods are the first intelligent species to live on this planet predating the dinosaurs. They came here somehow. They did not evolve on this planet. Perhaps just an ejaculated sperm from another being landing in the water. The direct offspring of this cephalapod is the modern octopus. Octopus are responsible for nearly every animal genesis on earth including humans and subsequently man made inventions and accomplishments. Octopus taught trees to fruit, destroyed the dinosaurs through becoming tapeworms, and even walked to the moon. Some of the animals you may recognize from the cellular genesis may have fused with the other local staples such as canine, equine, and feline, and reptile as well as temporarily the pachyderms in post-actualization causal genesis. This can be done by mating with, killing, eating, dying, being eaten, or simply a laying of hands or physical actions. Octopus only live for about 4.5 years of our relationship with time, but they have beaten death through a mix of telepathy and cannabalism. They've also mastered time travel. There are only 3 actual beings here. Others died in getting here and are fossilized. 2 males and 1 female survived. I call them Jack, Seth, and Claire. This is why the genesis had to completed this way as any direct offspring would not work. because theyve have infinite time to complete it, theyve walked over every inch of the planet and affected every species. In fact our own existence is simply the echo of the combined knowledge of the cephs. We are an amalgamation like the 'too much good stuff' guy from am/pm commercials. Make a bird with your hands. ¿Where are the beaks? The latest project is to use genetic science in order to bring back the mammoth and obtain a sixth digit from its feet. Should happen around 2027. When the vampyrapods first encountered life here it was eating their tentacles. So the first genesis occured in the offspring of those that ate of the tentacles. This is why modern cephs only have 8 limbs. The first language period is Enochian. A language of the eyes and limbs. Through different manipulation of limbs and eye fluctuations communication was made. After a while though telepathy became the established communication.
Here are some examples but not all of cephalapod genesis:
• Spiders (rare from trilobyte mix, had to go back in time to accomplish) (they had to avenge the original vampyrapods from being eaten from early organisms, thisnis how scorpions were able to evolve) • Mango (foilage and ceph mix. Ceph hung from a tree upside down) • Star fruit (the tree missed the octopus and tempted it to return) • Pinecone ( the bite marks of ceph beak eating the fruit of the trees) • Toucan (the beak formation from ceph in flux probably consuming a failed aviary) • Peacock (feather formations still in flux from limbs partial fusion) • Salamander (reptile/chameleon mix) (skin breathing evolution) •Sloth (feline and foilage mix) • Mistletoe bird (octopus ate a mushroom) • Lyrebird (mirage, digitage, and aviary from peacock and pheasant. Mastered the art of sound mimickry to develop better auditory communications) • Dung beetle (rolling backwards the earth through time) • VW bug (trunk up front) (mirage, digitage, pachyderm mix) (invented higher than the model T but arrived later in time) • Goliath bird-eating tarantula ( set a web to catch a bird which did not exist fully until the web was cast. When the spider consumed the bird the psuedo cannabalistic action resulted in a poison tree frog) • Snakes (a ceph lost its mating limb for some reason in a mirage mix experiment) • venemous snakes (a snake ate the eggs of its own offspring)(the cursed dinosaur souls live inside these) • Gumby (using hands to mold clay made a show about being an octopus) • Chameleon (reptile, ceph, foilage, mirage mix)(a ceph was purposely eaten by a komodo dragon to telepathically send a reverse osmosis of its makeup inside its body to another ceph that was attempting to kill the dinosaurs in the past. How they programmed the tapeworm to destroy them)

• Human organs (strife and love and tapeworm mix. Impregnating a mix of canine feline equine, ceph, pachyderm, reptilian, mirage, digitage, foilage, strife and love through years of experimentation lodged themselves systematically into more and more advanced versions and became functional in each iteration) • Sumi ink tattoo ink any ink really • The written word (anemone, sea urchin, porcupine quill, Bird feather and ink. Papyrus) • Floppy disk (suction cup on a piece of mail specifically a bill and the suction cup on the plastic window) • Cd, dvd, blu ray (laying of hands on a television screen) • Television (just a series of ceph exploring life through the inside of a glass tank with mirage and digitage mix) • Movie theater ( same but aquarium instead) • Papillon (love + insect from trilobyte and ink and papyrus needed training wheels to learn how to fly) • Taser (digitage mix of the two extra original tentacles lost from vampyrapod with mix of electric eel which was a detached limb of an octopus that had achieved ball lightning static existence) • Wisteria (ceph and foilage mix) (needed the seeds to play mancala or something) • Water strider (walked on water) • Lunar lander (digitage) (tapeworms in humans directed construction, the first electronic component gestalt high enough to become digital) (a tree really wanted to go to the moon) • Champagne cork (Ate some bark, vent plugged up and had to pee really bad) • Electrostatic Ball (attempting time travel, a ceph was meditating in complete non movement inside a digitized mirage flashing irridescence until it passed away) • Ball lightning (time travel attempt Same ceph tried a pure digitage and mirage mix) • Gnarwal (chameleon tongue, mirage and pachyderm) • Light bulb (ceph + mirage + digitage mix) (octopus crawled into a mirage jar and was irridescent) • Liquor bottle (octopus got stuck in a fulgarite and died temporarily trapping its soul in reflection but the invention of cork escaped it) • Silly string (mirage mix) (angry octopus sprayed another with diarhea from its vent) • Tapeworms (had to brave a walk into a volcano and die. As the octopus melted while running, it evolved the turkey, turkey vulture, vulture, and was just a slithering worm by the time it was engulfed by lava) • The Ten Commandments (vampyrapod fossils brought by a tapewormed moses to show people and try and explain the religion) • Dumbo (actually just a tiny cute octopus) • Hydra from capt america (introducing the public to idealogy of cephs) • Tobacco leaf (the laying of hands on deciduous plantlife, a gift to the early iterations of human) • Cow (equine ceph and pachyderm mix) essentially the Orca ate the Octopus, in its 4th stomach it finally died and so when the cow who has 4 stomachs manifested it came with udders symbolic of the octopus genesis in post actualization-causation • Rapa nui. The end of time. (Great stone heads disembodied) (mirage and strife)the final resting place. A graveyard. A place of rest always available

I live in the Uk (northwest), and caught scabies a few weeks after having covid and the covid vaccine (unsure if relevant but I think these reduced my immune response. I have had it for 2.5 years ever since and tried everything to try and cure it - spending thousands of pounds). I have never had any type of skin problem in the past. I have seen many doctors and 3 dermatologists - all said I did not have scabies - but I showed the spots that are present all over my body, face and scalp (hundreds / thousands) to a pharmacologist and his words were that it was "100 PERCENT SCABIES". I still have it and it keeps me awake at night - sometimes all night with itching / scratching and painful bites. I am constantly pulling the mites out of my skin on scabs which have dozens of tiny oval shaped yellow crusty little mites all over them in clusters - sometimes many are deep red with blood. I look at these under a microscope and you can see the mites with claws that show that these are living creatures. I have showed these photographs to doctors and dermatologists of these mites but they take no notice, don't seem to care, and say that I am mentally ill etc. I have a PhD in Physics and still lecture all over the world plus I am a Fellow of The Royal Society and so I am functioning at a high level and patently I am not mentally ill. All of the doctors and dermatologists that I have seen are completely stupid, poorly educated and simply don't care. They seem to have been trained as fools, I am sure there must be some good ones but I have not seen any. Anyway the condition seems incurable by all of the methods listed on this reddit. Although when I take Ivermectin horse-paste in the correct dose that seems to kill many of them overnight and the condition eases or goes away for a few days but returns when new eggs hatch or larvae mature etc. I did not catch this from a sexual partner either but believe I caught it lying on a beach where dogs had been; lying topless sunbathing (with a tiny open wound on my stomach) and noticed burrows on my stomach close to this wound a few days later. Doctors do not believe this is possible since you are supposed to not catch it from animals - different type of scabies - but that is not true you can catch animal scabies! This is by no means the only misconception about scabies - because I have it on my scalp and in my nose etc; but once again it is not supposed to go on the scalp as I have been told by many doctors - but if you look up medical papers you find many examples of people with it on their scalps. Plus the spots do move about the body in groups - and also sometimes form large scabs sometimes over 1cm in size. Also I often feel a painful bite like a bee sting and then go to the site of the sting and see a bloody spot - and can even pick the scabies from its burrow (yellow oval shaped beastie which looks like a triangle 1-2mm in size)- also the sheets are full of bloody spots every night where I have been bitten - once again doctors do not believe you can feel scabie bites but you can - they are super painful. Someone needs to to start a petition to government to get this disease looked into - because I hear that there is a severe outbreak in England and Europe right now in 2024. Anyway its late at night and I must try and get some sleep. I have lost almost all hope of finding a cure - either with natural medicines or drugs etc; I have tried everything. Many bad thoughts arise in my hopeless condition in relation to suicide - but I shall try and continue.
Below you can see a photograph that I took of a dead scabie through my professional microscope using an iPhone (around 100-200 times relative magnification). It is dead but I believe you can see its head and some legs, however the doctors / dermatologists just ignored this image and say nothing. Below you can see a photograph that I took of a bloody scab on my skin that I removed, and the region you see is about 5 mm in size - and shows some kind of creatures or scabie lavae I believe - but once again doctors and dermatologists are not interested and in fact make no comment when I show these pictures to them (printed out at A4 size). Below you see more images that I have taken through my microscope of dead scabies taken from my skin. Once again nobody seems to think anything of these images - even when I explain that I am an optical scientist by profession and have taken these images myself using professional skills and knowledge. Do readers of this post think that it is right that I should be ignored and ridiculed (called mentally ill) by doctors and so-called dermatologists who cannot even recognise scabies. I would show even more horrific images of the way my once full head of hair (a few weeks ago) has been eaten away by these creatires with large bald patches now showing.
Oh and I think there is something else going on here with the poorly trained and woefully unknowledgeable doctors and dermatologists - whereby because the scabies are microscopic creatures (at biggest 1mm for adult females) - then because the doctors cannot easily see the creatures for themselves they seem to have some kind of psychological episode THEMSELVES (ongoing) where they ascribe these as imaginary and existing only in the mind of the patient! This only happens with this condition primarily I believe because the scabies are microscopic. When I went to the doctor with pain in my knee they sent me to have a scan and found that yes I have slight arthritis in that knee. So patently checkable conditions that happen at the macroscopic level (real world visible) do not result in the patient being called mentally ill - but the very nature of scabies as a microscopic parasite seems to bring about this 'mental projection' from the doctodermatologist - and so it is they who are suffering from a mental delussion as many people on this reddit can attest. So we need to re-train all of these people and stop the possibility of them suffering from mental delustions that the paient is delusional just because they have a microscopic parasitic skin condition. Once again we need a government investigation and re-training of everyone involved. Also I have been told by these people (doctors / dermatologists) that they have seen scabies many times before and know what it looks like. But we have over 300 different kinds of scabies that are known to infest humans; and also we have different forms such as classical, nodular and crusted etc, and I do not believe that the bite spots look the same in every person because they do not even all look the same at all times on my own body. Sometimes I have crusted spots up to 1cm in size, sometimes pin-prick bites isolated, and sometimes groups of hundreds of spots over about a 10-20cm region of skin. I have read dozens of academic papers on scabies plus all of the reddit posts of hundreds of people here - and I do not believe that the doctors and dermatologists have read anything about this disease and are aware of its features in any way whatsoever - they are simple not interested and need some kind of wake up call.
GPs or General Practitioners (read also dermatologists here whenever I use this acronym) also are unaware of the medical literature on scabies, for example: 1) There are many academic papers on how scabies can move from animals (dogs) and live and reproduce on humans - although there is widespread belief in the contrary amongst GPs. 2) GPs say that it does not affect the scalp on adult humans - but many papers and images prove it does. 3) GPs say scabies always show burrow like spots in a straight line - but that is simply not always true. 4) GPs say that you have to catch it from a human or sexual partner - but you can catch it in other ways also. 5) GPs say that permethrin and Ivermectin etc will cure it easly - but there is widespread resistance as explained in many papers. 6) GPs say that you cannot feel scabies biting - but as attested on this site many people do feel the stings of these creatures. 7) GPs think that scabies is only for people who are homeless, unclean and in crowded conditions etc - that is is somehow the patients fault but this is simply not true - anyone can catch scabies as many academic papers attest. etc etc. Basically GPs are uninterested in educating themselves about the true nature of this disease, perhaps because they do not know how to cure it, and want to simply get you out of their surgery and to ascribe it as a mental illness (and this goes double for the dermatologists who just sign you off without asking for your permission after you wait 6 months to see them with this miserable disease). And worst of all - my sister works for the NHS and has access to my secret NHS records - they write on your record that you are mentally ill because of your claims about having scabies - when you have never in your 59 years of life ever before had any such claim made against you. I am a professor who has spent years teaching hundreds and hundreds of students and never once did anyone (to my knowledge) ascribe such a problem to myself.
By the way lack of education and knowledge are not the only problems exhibited by the GPs and so-called Dermatologists - because in my experience (8 doctors and 3 dermatologists) - many of these people suffer from a bad case of ARROGANCE - combined with LOOKING DOWN UPON THE PATIENT WHO THEY PATENTLY HAVE DECIDED IS AN IDIOT. They do not listen to logical arguments, evidence etc; and I have written many several page letters to these people explaining all of the medical details, evidence and logical facts - but they never once refer to any single detail related from my letters or logical points and evidence - but rather they simply ignore each and every point. See the attached letters which were not addressed or replied to in any way by the GP practice (anonymised).
Plus the medicines they prescribe do not work (often) and they then take that as evidence that you do not have scabies - but it is well known (in the academic world) that the scabies are becoming resistant to all drugs used against them. The low level doctors simply do not care - and have no idea how this terrible disease detrimentally affects an adult humans life - children with stronger immune systems may be able to cope and throw the disease off - but not all adults can do so easily as seen on this reddit - it actually ruins ones quality of life (in every respect) and so much that a normal person begins to think of suicide. If they (the GPs) had it they would know and perhaps take it more seriously.
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Hello all. I first want to say I AM NOT ADVOCATING ANYONE TO TAKE THIS. I just want to say i am trying ivermectin to treat my gw. If someone were to tell me they have an injection and it will cure my gw, i would do it in a heartbeat. So if ivermectin has any chance of curing gw I will take the risk. I’ve been taking it for 5 days so far, i had 2 miniscule warts before, and so far nothing has changed. No new ones which is good. I’m getting these 2 removed next week and will continue my ivermectin treatment to hopefully prevent any new ones and hopefully kill the virus according to some studies. Will keep this forum updated on if any new ones pop up and or i get any side effects. I’m not telling anyone to take this drug, I’m just telling you what i am trying. I’m very thankful for this Reddit group and i will try to use my experience to help others

Hi all,
Could anyone shed information on whether they have used oral ivermectin tablets to treat public lice/crabs please?
If so, could you advise what dose would be typically used and whether it’s a one-off treatment or would need repeat?
I have tried permethrin 5% but it doesn’t seem to kill off all lice.
Will try Malathion 0.5% tomorrow and repeat after a week.
Thanks in advance.
30M

Hey All. I have a 3 year old little black Bombay goober that's got a couple of issues. A buddy of mine came over to stay and brought his animals, which gave my little dude fleas. It's not ridiculously bad, but because of his fur, it's been really hard to tell if we've gotten them all at home. I've already given him 2 baths with dish soap and flea combed him, and sprayed our belongings (and him, lightly) with Apple Cider Vinegar. (this was per recommendations reading online, I don't own a vehicle at the moment and the closest vet is a over a mile away, as well as financial hardship making it a bit hard to take him there) This has worked wonderfully for short term relief and solutions for him, but I'm looking to get some advice on some over the counter medicine I'd like to give him to more permanently solve the issue.
Because of the fleas, he's also contract worms from them, Previously I have used This Brand of Tablet as I've read that the Sodium Saccharin in the liquid forms can be harmful, but I also had planned to purchase An Ultraguard Collar to help prevent either of these issues in the future. My question is will mixing either of these cause an issue with the other, or is there maybe an easier way to deal with this issue? Unfortunately due to a lot of things out of my control, I don't own a vaccum either (lint rollers ftw, i guess), so if anyone has some recommendations on easily cleanable carpet solutions outside of vinegar to deter and borax to kill, please let me know.
cat tax

Hi everyone,
I just adopted a 3 year old cat on Sunday who was a rescue from a really bad hoarding situation of 100+ animals. I need some advice as my other cat never had any health issues and this is all new territory to me. Both cats are going to be strictly indoor only and are Siamese mix with shorter fur. We live in the Seattle, Washington area. Timeline: Thursday - arrived at shelter Saturday - got a vet checkup with flea and worm treatment, was declared in good health and put up for adoption. Sunday - my husband and I adopted the cat and brought him home. He is in our home office in a 2 bedroom apartment so he has his own room but he's very curious and friendly, immediately wanted to explore the house and is not afraid of our resident cat. Monday - saw 2 tapeworm segments on his butt. Freaked out as I've never seen worms before and gave him elanco praziquantel tapeworm pill from PetSmart. Tuesday - have not seen any additional worms anywhere from him, decided to flea comb him for the first time out of paranoia. Saw a single live flea, even though he was treated for fleas on Saturday. Washed bedding in hot water. Booked a vet appointment 2 hours later and he got another dose of flea treatment from the vet, as the vet found another flea on him at his appointment. She did say the flea looks lethargic and didn't really jump but idk. Ordered additional flea treatment for my resident cat who was not on meds and never had fleas out of caution of exposure. Repeatedly combed resident cat, no fleas or worms on her. Combed my new cat a little more, found 3 more live fleas. Killed 2 but one escaped in the bathroom. Am I fucked from the loose flea in the bathroom? Today - ordered precor 2000 that I will use in my house, will get here tomorrow. Vacuumed entire house. Flea combed resident cat a bit, still no fleas. Did my new cat as well a little and I think I saw a dead flea but I'm not sure because it was small. I have not seen any eggs or tapeworm segments.
My questions are:

1. Do I have a flea infestation? The vet did not seem that concerned
2. Can I spray precor 2000 on everything in my house
3. Is the flea that got loose in my bathroom a big problem? It's scaring me to know that one got away alive.
4. Do I need to give an additional tapeworm treatment to my new cat since he may have ingested a flea after his treatment and reinfected? I also do not see any worms or anything in his poop but the vet offered to do a fecal sample test for eggs in his poop.
5. Do I need to treat my resident cat for tapeworms? I still do not see fleas on her and she does not groom my new cat, they have shared food water and litter though
6. What is the best way to control the fleas if I have a problem
7. Should I be very thoroughly flea combing my cats every day? How do I know when to stop being worried about fleas?

Thank you so much for your help I'm so stressed and scared I do not want an infestation and I truly appreciate any and all answers.

Hi folks, have just joined the group.
I am 64, in good health, I wear contact lenses which I have no desire to give up using, but have suffered with blepharitis now for about a year, almost with no reprieve.
I have used eyelid compression, heat masks, and 1% ivermectin Soolantra cream. At night I use tea-tree oil wipes.
I have not kept up this regime 100% of the time, but I'd say at least on 80% of the days, and quite frankly, I'm fed up.
Have just got home from the office and my eyes are already dry and need attention.
Consequently I'm writing to ask if any of you have taken a course or 2 courses of oral ivermectin to kill off these domodex mites once and for all. It's what I'd like to do.
I have read several reports about it on the Web, but it doesn't seem to be the mainstream opinion of most specialists.
I reckon I have little to lose by taking it. I live in a country where I can buy ivermectin over the counter.
I'd be grateful to hear from those of you who have taken oral ivermectin for blepharitis.
Thanks
RB

After a week of ivermectin 3x daily with a permethrin treatment during, and another permethrin treatment 6 days ago I am going to start another round of ivermectin. This time hes writing me enough for 4 times a day. I’ve been using tea tree infused aloe and peroxide (initially to kill new burrows and bumps). T-Sal salicylic acid shampoo and tea tree shampoo after for my hair. Also began sulfur soap last night. I guess I’m asking what aspect of the timeline to pay attention to for treatment, like when I should do another permethrin treatment? At this point I don’t feel the permethrin does anything anyways. I may order some benzoyl benzoate. Should I do it after a few days of taking the ivermectin, toward the end? I’ll keep up with my showers and TTO. I know they’re in my scalp now however. What should I use to eradicate them from there? I don’t think the salicylic acid shampoo or TTO shampoo is knocking a dent in them. What do some of you use for your nether regions? (I am a cis female). Anything that I may not already know or would think of is greatly appreciated. ❤️
If and when I kick this, I’ll spread the knowledge and help people with this because this is one of the hardest and loneliest things I’ve been through aside from losing my parents and getting sober 9 months ago.

My husband and I have been married for nearly 8 years and are parents of soon to be 3 young children (I’m due with our last kiddo next month). We are in our early 30s but have known each other since our early teens. We both have established, full time careers, are well educated, etc. We are in many ways what I would say is the suburban modern family. Life is hectic but we also have been very fortunate due to a combination of luck and consistent hard work and good decision making.
My husband’s family is quite the opposite. His dad has worked construction/carpentry since his early teens and been the breadwinner of the family, but has, for the most part, struggled to make ends meet. He is all in all a very charming, kindhearted guy though, and despite our vastly different lifestyles, I genuinely like him.
My MIL…she’s something else. While we have a mostly cordial relationship, she is truly one of the most self-absorbed people I’ve ever met. And not in a malicious manner— she just genuinely is narcissistic and thinks she knows best. Mostly this an annoying nuisance to occasionally deal with. She has said and done some unsavory things in the past that have resulted in short NC periods.
But this mentality ramped up to an 11 on a scale of 1-10 back in late February/early March.
My husband and I were going through an extremely stressful period in our marriage due to a number of issues. I was— and still am— pregnant with our third, we have a 5 and 2 year old, we were both working full time, and my husband’s job kept requiring him to travel out of state for a couple weeks at a time. Running a household as essentially a single mother while working full time was very stressful in itself, but then my grandmother had a stroke while he was out of state. By the time he got back, it was clear she wasn’t going to recover. She died with 48 hours of his return— which had given me just enough time to travel to visit her.
Almost simultaneously, my MIL was diagnosed with CLL. MIL has dealt with recurrent minor illnesses for some time (sinus and ear infections, the flu, etc.), so the cancer diagnosis wasn’t particularly surprising to me. But as most would do, we all spent some time reading up on this particular form of cancer, the general prognosis and treatment, etc.
My own parents happen to have both had cancer. My dad is a stage 2 prostate cancer survivor, having undergone treatment about 15 years ago. My mom unfortunately was not so lucky with her diagnosis— anaplastic carcinoma of the thyroid— and from diagnosis to death was less than ten months. It’s been about a decade now. Needless to say, I feel I am fairly well versed in the oncology world for an average person and able to provide some insight on the experience.
CLL, as I understand, and from what I’ve now heard from her original oncologist, is generally not a very aggressive cancer. I have heard some people refer to it as more like autoimmune disorder. It often requires little treatment and more “watchful waiting” of symptoms. My MIL was told by the oncologist that this is exactly what their plan was, that her cancer was not aggressive or requiring treatment, and that she could essentially live a normal life with occasional blood draws for monitoring purposes.
From the moment she was diagnosed though, it has been all about her. Her cancer diagnosis overshadowed my grandma’s actual death. My husband had to be gone for a day and a half to attend her first appointment, even if I was balancing life as a single working mom who was grieving at the moment. Before her first consultation, everyone was sure she was dying, even though it didn’t take an expert to look over her bloodwork and realize that she was likely in a very low stage of this non-aggressive cancer.
When she attended her consultation, her, FIL, SIL, and my husband had to go to support and were relieved to hear the good news. MIL was mortally offended that the oncologist poo-pooed her ridiculous made up, self-enforced diet that had already caused her to lose 10lbs. She’s not a big boned lady, so that was not weight she needed or should be losing. MIL is convinced that homeopathic and naturopathic remedies are the way to go, that “big pharma” is out to get us and make a buck off of our treatment, etc. She quite literally took ivermectin for covid previously, folks. So the fact that an oncologist would tell her that her diet was downright silly pissed her off and she quickly tried to find others more aligned with her viewpoints.
Life resumed more normally for a couple of weeks, but her random “cures” added to her diet and lifestyle have gotten increasingly bizarre and frankly inconvenient for her entire family.
This past weekend, we visited them, and MIL was insistent that she was dying and the next oncologist would recommend chemo for treatment. I fail to see why one oncologist would be so nonchalant about treatment and another would propose aggressive treatment, but I digress. She brought up Dr. Oz, a holistic massage therapist that uses oils and massage to cure cancer, and worst of all, a new item she’s added to her diet— roasted apricot pits. Now if you’re like me, you might be wondering what would possess someone to eat an apricot pit— after all, don’t they have cyanide in them? Precisely. My MIL is intentionally ingesting apricot pits because “cyanide kills cancer.”
As my husband eloquently put it, “No, cyanide kills *everything.”
Today my husband received a phone call asking if he’d be willing to petsit for them this weekend. We have a follow up ultrasound for a small abnormality detected in our baby on Friday, but MIL wants him to drive to their home two hours away and spend the night so he can watch their cat and SIL’s dog. Meanwhile MIL, FIL, and SIL will drive eight hours (and eight hours back) to visit this massage therapist/oil salesman to “cure her cancer.” Mind you, they are using SIL’s car because they have no other vehicle that works well enough to drive that far, they are constantly tight on money, and again, her oncologist has stated she does not need treatment.
I am at a loss. My husband, FIL, and SIL are all frustrated and have come around to the idea that maybe she is being a little over the top finally, but no one is putting their foot down to stop her. SIL is going to drive them instead of just saying no and not letting them take her car. FIL repeatedly drives to the store to pick up whatever weird ass product she wants to try next. And my husband despite having way too much to deal with at home, keeps dropping everything to tend to her.
It is mind boggling obnoxious and honestly in some ways offensive given my family history with cancer. My mom’s diagnosis was death sentence from the get go and she faced it with bravery and tenacity and selflessness. My MIL has a minor health scare and everyone is expected to drop everything to help her.
I am glad my husband is finally seeing reason and logic— but what now? I have told him I strongly believe he needs to speak up and encourage her to follow legitimate medical advice— both for her own good but also to bring himself peace of mind in the long run— but it’s like this woman WANTS to die.
I could go on for hours, but really I’m just wondering how the heck to toe this delicate line of supporting my spouse while prioritizing my family.

Some people still swear up and down that ivermectin is actually effective against COVID-19. This is false. They also insist ivermectin has far fewer side-effecs than the Coronavirus vaccine. This is also false. I'm going to prove it to you, but whether you are capable of accepting evidence such as listed below is something I obviously have no control over. I can try, and you can keep an open mind.
First of all, ivermectin has many side-effects, ranging from innocuous to severe.^[1]
To wit:

General

Ivermectin is well tolerated compared to other microfilaricidal agents (i.e., thiabendazole, diethylcarbamazine). Adverse reactions (i.e., pruritus, fever, rash, myalgia, headache) occur commonly during the first 3 days after treatment and appear to be related to the extent of parasitic infection and systemic mobilization and killing of microfilariae. The majority of reactions can usually be treated with aspirin, acetaminophen and/or antihistamines. Adverse effects tend to occur with lesser frequency during periods of retreatment.

Ocular

Ocular side effects have included eyelid edema, anterior uveitis, blurred vision, conjunctivitis, limbitis, punctate opacity, keratitis, abnormal sensation in the eyes, and chorioretinitis/choroiditis; however, these effects are also associated with the disease onchocerciasis. Loss of vision has occurred rarely but usually resolved without corticosteroid treatment. Conjunctival hemorrhage has been reported during postmarketing experience in patients treated for onchocerciasis.

Other

Worsening of Mazzotti reactions, including arthralgia, synovitis, lymph node enlargement and tenderness, pruritus, skin involvement (including edema, papular and pustular or frank urticarial rash), and fever, has been reported during the first 4 days following treatment for onchocerciasis.

Nervous system

Nervous system side effects have included dizziness, headache, somnolence, vertigo, and tremor. Serious or fatal encephalopathy has been reported rarely in patients with onchocerciases, and heavily infected with Loa loa, either spontaneously or after treatment with ivermectin. Seizures have been reported during postmarketing experience.

Gastrointestinal

Gastrointestinal side effects have included anorexia, constipation, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, and abdominal distention.

Other

Other side effects have included asthenia, fatigue, abdominal pain, chest discomfort, facial edema, and peripheral edema.

Hematologic

Hematologic side effects have included decreased leukocyte count (3%), eosinophilia (3%), and increased hemoglobin (1%). Hematomatous swellings associated with prolonged prothrombin times have been reported, but the clinical significance is unknown. Leukopenia and anemia have been reported in at least one patient.

Hepatic

Hepatic side effects have included elevated ALT and/or AST. Elevated liver enzymes, elevated bilirubin, and hepatitis have been reported during postmarketing experience.

Cardiovascular

Cardiovascular side effects have included tachycardia and orthostatic hypotension. EKG changes, including prolonged PR interval, flattened T waves and peaked T waves, have been reported in single cases. Hypotension (primarily orthostatic hypotension) has been reported during postmarketing experience.

Dermatologic

Dermatologic side effects have included pruritus, rash, and urticaria. Toxic epidermal necrolysis and Stevens-Johnson syndrome have been reported during postmarketing experience.

Respiratory

Respiratory side effects have included worsening bronchial asthma, laryngeal edema, and dyspnea.

Musculoskeletal

Musculoskeletal side effects have included myalgia.

Renal

Renal side effects have included rare transient proteinuria.
I tried to get incidence rates for these side-effects, but in some if not most instances, the answer given for these side-effects is either simply "unknown" or they're just not shown. Imagine telling this to anti-vaxers: if they have at least a consistent set of beliefs, this should deeply alarm them, shouldn't it?
Some people actually did take the horse dewormer version out of sheer desperation and got really sick, were hospitalized or worse: they died.

1. In New Mexico, two people died after taking a deworming drug for horses and other livestock to treat COVID-19.^[2]
2. The FDA received multiple reports of patients who required medical support and hospitalization after self-medicating with Ivermectin intended for horses.^[3]
3. There was a significant increase in calls to poison control centers due to misuse of Ivermectin. Texas saw a 550% spike in poison control calls due to people ingesting horse and cow dewormer.^[4]
4. People poisoned themselves with the horse-deworming version to thwart COVID-19, resulting in an uptick in calls to poison control centers.^[5]

Ivermectin was consistently found to be ineffective in treating COVID-19:

1. A systematic review and meta-analysis published in the Virology Journal evaluated the efficacy of Ivermectin for COVID-19 patients based on current peer-reviewed RCTs. The study concluded that Ivermectin did not have any significant effect on outcomes of COVID-19 patients.^[6]
2. A Cochrane meta-analysis of 11 eligible trials examining the efficacy of Ivermectin for the treatment of COVID-19 published through April 2022 concluded that Ivermectin has no beneficial effect for people with COVID-19.^[7]
3. An article published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) concluded that taking 400 mcg/kg Ivermectin for three days, when compared with a placebo, did not significantly improve the chances for a patient with mild to moderate symptoms of COVID-19 to avoid hospitalization.^[8]
4. A study published on News Medical concluded that in COVID-19 outpatients with mild or moderate illness, Ivermectin use for three days at a dose of 400 μg/kg showed no significant improvement in the time to sustained recovery compared to those who received placebos.^[9]

The unwarranted hype surrounding ivermectin can be traced back to its promotion on the Joe Rogan Experience.^[10]

Public interest in ivermectin ballooned following Joe Rogan’s podcasts. “On a national level Rogan’s podcast was a tipping point,” said Keenan Chen, an investigative researcher with First Draft News, an organization that tracks misinformation. (Rogan, who has previously expressed hesitancy to vaccines, announced in September he had contracted Covid-19. He claimed to be taking ivermectin among several other treatments.)

Joe Rogan took a cocktail of Big Pharma^tm meds which, with the exception of monoclonal antibodies, were not indicated for his situation. In fact, some of the medication he took could have made things worse.^[11] Rogan probably didn't get seriously ill because he's fit and without significant comorbidities. The one thing that would have actually been the most effective was the vaccine, which he refused to take.
Many others weren't as lucky as Joe was. I suggest you follow the footnotes and see for yourself. Especially the first one.^[12][13]
Other than ivermectin, coronavirus vaccines are also a subject both Joe Rogan and his guests have shamelessly lied about numerous times, which could have caused medical harm to people who bought into it, and probably did. The most prominent guest which comes to mind is RFK Jr.
RFK Jr.'s influence is so odious, I am comfortable saying he probably contributed to thousands of unnecessary deaths in total. One incident in which 83 people (mostly children) died is particularly disgusting:^[14]

In June 2019, Kennedy and his wife, the actress Cheryl Hines, visited Samoa, a trip Kennedy later wrote was arranged by Edwin Tamasese, a Samoan local anti-vaccine influencer.
Vaccine rates had plummeted after two children died in 2018 from a measles vaccine that a nurse had incorrectly mixed with a muscle relaxant. The government suspended the vaccine program for months. By the time Kennedy arrived, health authorities were trying to get back on track.
He was treated as a distinguished guest, traveling in a government vehicle, meeting with the prime minister and, according to Kennedy, many health officials and the health minister.
He also met with anti-vaccine activists, including Tamasese and another well-known influencer, Taylor Winterstein, who posted a photograph of herself and Kennedy on her Instagram.
“The past few days have been profoundly monumental for me, my family and for this movement to date,” she wrote, adding hashtags including #investigatebeforeyouvaccinate.
A few months later, a measles epidemic broke out in Samoa, killing 83 people, mostly infants and children in a population of about 200,000.
Public health officials said at the time that anti-vaccine misinformation had made the nation vulnerable.
The crisis of low vaccination rates and skepticism created an environment that was “ripe for the picking for someone like RFK to come in and in assist with the promotion of those views,” said Helen Petousis-Harris, a vaccinologist from New Zealand who worked on the effort to build back trust in the measles vaccine in Samoa.
Petousis-Harris recalled that local and regional anti-vaccine activists took their cues from Kennedy, whom she said “sits at the top of the food chain as a disinformation source.”
“They amplified the fear and mistrust, which resulted in the amplification of the epidemic and an increased number of children dying. Children were being brought for care too late,” she said.

The pandemic is over. Ivermectin wasn't effective. On the one hand we should move on, on the other hand, there should be some accountability for people who pushed this lie, especially those who benefited from it financially.^[10][15]
[1] Drugs.com - Ivermectin Side Effects
[2] USA Today - 'A serious issue': New Mexico health officials suspect two people dead from ivermectin poisoning
[3] Global News - FDA warns Americans to stop taking horse dewormer for COVID-19: ‘You are not a horse’ (Some anti-vaxers counter that the FDA lost a court battle about ivermectin, proving that it works - this is false)
[4] USA Today - Fact check: 590% jump in poison control calls about ivermectin seen in Texas
[5] Ars Technica - More people are poisoning themselves with horse-deworming drug to thwart COVID
[6] Virology Journal - Ivermectin under scrutiny: a systematic review and meta-analysis of efficacy and possible sources of controversies in COVID-19 patients
[7] JAMA Network - At a Higher Dose and Longer Duration, Ivermectin Still Not Effective Against COVID-19
[8] KU Medical Center - Ivermectin shown ineffective in treating COVID-19, according to multi-site study including KU Medical Center
[9] News Medical - Ivermectin is ineffective in non-severe COVID-19 patients according to new study
[10] The Guardian - Ivermectin frenzy: the advocates, anti-vaxxers and telehealth companies driving demand
[11] Doctor Mike - Here's Why Joe Rogan's COVID Treatment Is Problematic
[12] /JamiePullDatUp - "I made a terrible mistake" vs. "I'm still not a 100% sold on the inoculation" - videos of unvaccinated COVID-19 patients in the hospital
[13] /HermanCainAward
[14] AP - RFK Jr. spent years stoking fear and mistrust of vaccines. These people were hurt by his work
[15] Time - ‘What Price Was My Father’s Life Worth?’ Right-Wing Doctors Are Still Peddling Dubious COVID Drugs

Thank you all for this forum. It is my only outlet i have with my spouse of 20 years.
Its been 4 full on years for me. Chemtrails, Ivermectin, 5G in the vaccine, civil war coming, prepping, concentration camps, democrats killing children, government taking our money, storing water, canned food prepping, doctors are murderers, info wars, telegram, Bill Gates taking over our food, you name it, spouse believes it. Now its hot and heavy to a cult leader fake doctor promoting big pharma are murderers and selling the cure for cancer and anything else that ails you. Spouse has spent now 10's of thousands of dollars in prepping products and cult classes to fake doctor over the years. We should be investing for retirement. There seems no way out, spouse will not believe reason and when debunked there is always a reason or excuse. I've had all I can take and im out. Only thing keeping me around is that spouse is mentally ill and of course leaving a sick person is just not right. What sane person can believe this right ? If this conspiracy theory is just more important than our marriage then I am out. And of course there is absolutely no way spouse will see a doctor, that will just not happen. I appreciate any input from you all, thank you so much !

There are 5 areals inside of which 5 elements reside. The five areals are: ● Mirage(hollow, reflective, refractive, instantanious, where psyche meets spirit). ● Woman (love, where spirit meets fire), ● Digitage( non-corporeal, energy storage where water meets fire) . ● Foilage(birthing, absorbing, growing, where animal meets water), ● Man(strife, where animal meets psyche)
(The elements between each areal are respectfully spirit, fire, water. animalia and psyche)
Inside animalia there are 6 distinct animals from which genesis occurs. Pachyderm (elephants, whales etc) Reptilian (lizards, snakes etc) Cephalapod (the sentient on the planet) Equine (horse, zebra etc) Canine (dog, wolf, jackal etc) Feline (cat, lion, cheetah etc)
Time is an illusion carried by humans (an amalgamation through time defying reproduction of the entirety of the cephalapods work in genesis on the planet earth.) The earliest intelligent animal on the earth was the vampyrapod. A ten tentacled species that landed here somehow flung from some rock or ejaculated by some larger animal. The vampyropods were fed upon by the local life here (trilobytes, bacteria etc) eating two of the tentacles (the mating tentacles (man(woman)) that began the genesis. The ten commandments themselfs biblically are the fossilized representation of one male and one female vampyropods. The ten tentacles arranged in their death explaining a meaning forever.
The 5 areals are where time is encased it is the job of humans to bear the weight of time while cephs continue the genesis.
If you imagine a star shape in which each point is an areal, and between each point is an element, than in the very center you will find salt, sugar, and vinegar (dry). With these base powders water, Nitrogen, And carbon can be formed. The basis of life on earth.
All the genesis of animalia as well as man made items were the creation of the cephs with intention. Mixing of animalia through time and genesis they have destroyed the dinosaurs and shifted them to aviaries. They did this through the tapeworm, an invention that not only makes up the organs of humans, (the intestines, the gallbladder etc) but was weaponized to destroy the dinosaurs en masse in preperation for the genesis plans of the cephs.
Modern octopus only live about 4.5 years and they have mastered the ability to transcend into the next through cannabalism as well as telepathy. They created the first language of enochian (the angels language) through tentacle and eye movements. Through many generations and reincarnations they developed telepathy as well as the ability to travel through time.
On genesis. An actuality has to occur from the cephs in time to create the genesis. Such as a ceph dying, killing. Being eaten. Eating. The laying of hands (tentacles in this case) or the travel through time to accomplish these. For example. A ceph intentionally was eaten by a komodo dragon, while conscious and being digested it telepathically sent the makeup from inside to another ceph. This ceph used that information to create the genesis of the tapeworm that would destroy the dinosaurs. After most reptilians were shifted to aviaries. There were remnants such as thr chameleon who is very fragile, has 2 penises that constnlantly prolapse and the female can hold sperm for years without self inseminating to create birth. If you take a pachyderm like an elephant an ld have it eat of a chameleon, perhaps with some other complicated genesis of elements and areals you will find you have a gnarwal. The main point is that once they mastered tome travel, they have had unlimited time to make use of their ability to create genesis on the planet. Every animal thay is alive today has been manipulated by the cephs to be exactly where it is in time to accommodate for a larger agenda.
Its my belief that there are only 3 unique cephs that survived the early devastation of trilobytes and other life feeding from these aliens. I call them Seth, Jack, and Claire. Seth is known for being cruel. Jack is more logical, Claire is more empathetic. Because they didnt have the gene popl to create offapring effectively they created this ability to utilize genesis to ensure their survival. This is why they are cannabls its because they must be in order to continue. The modern female octopus always feeds of the make after mating. The males always eat of the young ones after birth.
On 'man made' inventions Cephs proliferated through genesis all the tools to create the written word. From sea anemone to sea urchin to porcupine to bird feather, to quill. And you already know where the ink came from. These topls were provided to a banana pig infested with mutated tapeworms in order to solidify the structures of governance over time. Every iteration of every technology was also developed intentionally by the cephs in order to eatablish a relationahip with the digitage that is just now in our perception coming to power.
As a human, i am essentially just a warm blooded version of a ceph. (Make a bird with your hands, where are the beaks?) We exist inside this cage of time and bear its burden. Look at a shark it may sleep but it just keeps swimming. Humans cannot. We have to sleep. Which is close to the realm of death. We as humans are split and carry the weight of strife and love. This is gender and its roles. (This is not a politcal view of genders but a simplification for the idea that governs. Im positive that in infinite time, other genders maybe an option)
We are as a human race looking forward to scientific breakthroughs that happen when cephs accomplish the physical actuations in time that develop to possible situations we experience from that genesis. Such as. By 2027 scientists anticipate returning the wooly mammoth from extinction. It is my belief that we need an actualization of the 6th digit in the mammaths feet in order for a cephs agenda unknown.
Bird eating spiders are example of post genesis cannabalism that triggers another line of genesis to occur such as a poison tree frog or something. I beleive that venomous snakes were made that way because the egg is the fruit that the snake is tempted by. And if it ate of its own eggs it was cursed through genesis to bear the venom. A bovine has 4 stomachs. And udders that resemble somehwhat the tenacles of a ceph. Its my belief that a whale(pachyderm) that has 9 stomachs (the 9 circles of hell) consumed a ceph and in its 4th stomach met the remains of an equine and genesis occured. Resulting in a cud chewing cow. Precious ambergris is essential to perfumes and stimulated the olfactories in way unlike anything else in the world. It cannot be valued it unvaluable. Whales also sing ans produce music. The moder ceph has empirical hearing as well as oldlfactory experiences. Cephs love blueberries. Foe the antioxidants (ita okay its a joke you can laugh ) but really. They do. Modern octopus can be found in the pacific notherwest climbing trees. They dont eat and make their way up the rocky cliffs to the coniferous foilage in order to establish some genesis. That is a real human experience that is documented. They have cralwed in any form across every inch and again and again of this planet. A suction cup on the plastic window of a bill in the mail may have inadvertantly created the floppy disc.
On the macro and the myopic: We live in time where everything occurs simultaniously only on a different scale in a set of repeating patterns that run forwards or backwards in fractalization. Or so to say, the coast goes on forever. With innumurable bits of sand that outnumber the stars in the sky.
Youll find that rapa nui , or easter island is the end of time itself. A graveyard of sorts and a resting ground for the tired cephs who have labored throughout existence to provide the genesis for us to continue in this gestalt of a universe. Its not an end but also a beginning.

Gus the donkey.
Adventurers often obtain donkeys to carry extra gear or loot. Strong and sturdy, these beasts of burden are also remarkably efficient, able to forage almost anywhere, and needing only straw or hay and a little grass now and then when on the farm or in town. These un-sung heroes need a little love. Here's a d100 list of Donkey Details (I suppose you could use most of these for mules, too):

1. Laughing Donkey. This donkey's hee-haw sounds remarkably similar to human laughter. Makes this particular sound only when PC's do something stupid or risky.
2. Scared of open fire -- torches, campfire, etc; runs away. Can tolerate lanterns (but kinda iffy).
3. Practical Joker Donkey. Takes one step to the side when anyone tries to load anything onto it and the loader is not looking.
4. Union Donkey. If ever loaded over 3/4 normal carrying capacity, goes on strike, will only walk in circles until it gets a long rest.
5. Back-Peddling Donkey. When spooked, always tries to back up 60 feet, no matter what's back there.
6. Depressed. Need to talk to it and pet it for 10 minutes after each long rest (and on cloudy days) to get it moving.
7. Battle Donkey. This one loves battle and always charges straight toward any battle noises it hears. No holding it back. Ooh-rah!
8. Passenger Donkey. Happy to carry riders (bareback, without a saddle), but doesn't want anything tied / cinched around it (will try to scrape items off against a tree, wall, the ground, etc.).
9. Allergies. Donkey has allergies in spring and fall. Sneezing fit 2-in-6 chance each hour. Drops stuff.
10. Lie-Detector Donkey. This donkey can sense when a humanoid is lying. Likely via some sort of pheromone cue (?). Farts if a lie is told within 10 feet of it.
11. Marathon Donkey. This donkey has incredible endurance and can travel twice as far between long rests.
12. Will carry sacks, corpses, or other floppy things, but not wooden boxes or other things with sharp edges.
13. Scared of crowds. Simply WILL NOT enter a village / town / city.
14. Has tapeworms, must feed twice the normal rations until diagnosed and healed. Poop can give tapeworms to any humanoid. Heads up.
15. Streetwise Donkey. Grew up in a city, pulling a delivery cart. Knows all the streets of the city, how to get anywhere. You tell it where you want to go, it will slowly, at a plodding pace, lead you there. It can't talk or understand any commands other than place names in that one city.
16. Vagabond Donkey. This donkey will occasionally wander away from the group and stay gone a few days, but then it always returns. Where does it go? Why? No one knows.
17. Mother-bucker. Will attempt to buck any female humanoid who attempts to ride.
18. Nauseated, 2-in-6 chance of throwing up in a big way every 10 minutes for a day
19. Scared of its own shadow. On sunny days, freaks out every now and then.
20. Large Donkey. This donkey is a freak of nature and is twice the normal size. It can carry four times the normal load and requires four times the normal feed/rations. It won't fit in most stable stalls, through most doorways, etc. Commoner strangers are usually freaked out by it; they are often intimidated by it (2-in-6 chance), or try to kill it (1-in-6 chance) because they think it is a bad omen, enchanted, cursed, undead, etc.
21. Stealthy Donkey. This donkey walks in a way that is completely silent, even on cobblestones, and shifts its weight as needed to eliminate the sounds of any clanking gear it carries. Instinctively hides itself behind/inside/undearound any available cover, at all. You turn around, there it suddenly is, looking at you in the eye. Can freak a dude out.
22. Loves butterflies. Chases every one it sees.
23. Counting Donkey. Point at a group of objects and say "Count." Donkey will tap its front right hoof a number of times equal to the number of objects in the group. Counts about one item per second. Can't spell worth a damn, though.
24. Aqua-donkey. This donkey loves playing in streams/rivers/ponds/rivers. Runs to them. Likes to splash everyone else. Thinks it's funny.
25. Catches a parasite disease and will die in 3 days unless healed
26. Chip-On-Shoulder Donkey. If there are other donkeys / horses around, hates them, always picking a fight.
27. Blessed Donkey. This donkey enters the scene carrying a religious messiah, or so they say.
28. Talking Donkey. Amazing! But, a bit finicky, only talks 1-in-4 times you ask it to, and at other random times as DM deems appropriate. Also, only knows a few words/phrases: yep, nope, hungry, tired, idiot, run away.
29. Hates the heat. Half movement and half carrying capacity on hot days > 80F. Needs double water rations.
30. Ate some weird mushrooms along the way. Temporarily blind for 1d4 days
31. Hates elves, they're too self-absorbed and snooty, always making you walk through trackless forests, getting you stuck in the underbrush.
32. Prudent Donkey. Has 1-in-6 chance of perceiving a trap within 30 feet. Will look at the trigger mechanism, hee-haw loudly, and not take a step toward it. No matter what.
33. Mystical Donkey. Has some kind of weird ancestral donkey mind-meld with a caster in the group, constantly complaining (mentally) that "this s**t is too heavy, dude," "can't you give a donkey a break?," "how about carrying some of this s**t yourself, tough guy," etc. You can't concentrate.
34. Lucky Donkey. When within 10 feet of this donkey, you can re-roll one roll per day.
35. Somehow, loves smelly green ogres who sing. Tries to run off with any such ogres encountered.
36. Hates humans, they make you work too hard, usually in larger towns or cities where the cobblestones hurt your feet.
37. Needs a bath, smells very bad. Indescribable, really. No surprising any foe while this donkey is around until it gets a bath.
38. Shy Donkey. Always tries to move behind you when you encounter anyone new.
39. Keen smell. Can smell most enemies within 100 feet and will hee-haw loudly to warn you. False alarm 1-in-4.
40. Sprint Donkey. This donkey can run at twice the normal movement rate, but only for one minute between long rests.
41. Drunk Donkey. Will only work when slightly inebriated. Must feed it a wee flask of ale, wine or whisky to get any work out of it.
42. Has one very short leg. Walks unevenly. Kinda funny, but only 1/2 normal movement rate.
43. Beautiful Donkey. This donkey is a very fine specimen of a donkey. Highly desired by donkey ranchers to breed other donkeys. Sells for double the normal price. Bit of a prima donna. Must be fed one apple or pear per day, or refuses to work. Resents you.
44. Hates the cold. Half movement and half carrying capacity on hot days < 50F. Needs double saddle blankets.
45. Sneaky. When you're not looking, has 1-in-2 chance each day of pick-pocketing something off the back of a random PC. Might drop it, might eat it, might fling it to the side of the road, might just hold it in it's mouth. Hard to say with donkeys.
46. Scared of snakes. Snake within 30' causes total donkey freak out.
47. Always tries to eat/gnaw whatever it is carrying (especially food) whenever you're not looking, ruins stuff.
48. Freaked out by undead. If it sees undead, or smells them (can smell 60' away), RUNS in the opposite direction.
49. Narcoleptic Donkey. Falls asleep, often.
50. Critic Donkey. When others aren't looking, looks at you and rolls its eyes. You swear.
51. Foraging Donkey. Grew up in the wild. If there is any vegetation around, at all, it can find it, find enough edible material for a meal, and feed itself, no rations required.
52. Shoe-Throwing Donkey. One-in-four chance of losing a horse shoe each day, won't walk until found or replaced.
53. Small Donkey. Can only carry half normal carrying capacity. But has a scrappy attitude and is NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING (immune to fear and intimidation).
54. Repressed anger. Tries to bite (for real) anyone within 5' who is not its owner (considers only one person its owner).
55. Back-Row Donkey. If there are multiple four-legged animals in the group, this one must be the last, in the back, or it won't go/work at all.
56. Vertigo Donkey. Always dizzy, walks in circles unless carefully guided constantly by hand.
57. Hates carts, wagons, etc. Will not pull a cart or other wheeled vehicle.
58. Wallowing Donkey. Enjoys a good roll in a mudhole/puddle. Every mudhole/puddle.
59. Deaf. You bought/raised a deaf donkey. Should have checked. Anyway, can't hear any commands. Won't respond to visual commands. Must touch the donkey to give it a command.
60. Musical Donkey. Gets indigestion often, becomes VERY flatulent.
61. Flying Donkey. This donkey has been magically enchanted to fly, only once in its life, for one minute. The wranglemaster must speak the command word: "Esel-burro"
62. Addle-Headed Donkey. Once per day, has a 1-in-4 chance of running in a random direction for 1 minute.
63. Hates the rain. Won't work in the rain. *OR* Hates the wind. Won't work in the wind.
64. Say-My-Name Donkey. You must call it by name to get it to do anything. It answers with a loud bray each time.
65. Hates dwarves, always making you work underground in the mines, and their beards are (somehow) scary.
66. Often gets a leg cramp, limping for 10 minutes, 1/4 movement rate.
67. Smoking habit. Will work only if you let it smoke lit cigarette or pipe while on duty.
68. Smart and independent. Anticipates and does exactly what you want 5-in-6 of the time, but disagrees and argues 1-in-6 of the time.
69. Lover Donkey. Wants to make baby donkeys, runs after opposite gender donkey (or horse) every time it gets the chance.
70. Has a drinking problem. Will always rush toward any water source to take a drink.
71. Is a hot head, always immediately charges and attacks any foe encountered. No holding him back.
72. Pregnant Donkey. This donkey is about to have a baby. 2-in-6 chance each day until baby is born.
73. Loves flowers. To eat. Will only do any work if given one bouquet to eat per day.
74. Pious. Has 1-in-6 chance each hour of stopping for 10 minutes, kneeling on front two legs, and praying to the donkey god "No Cargo Bob"
75. Death Wish Donkey. Is reckless, doesn't look where it's going, always running into things, chance of falling off cliffs, etc.
76. Dead pan smile. At the most dangerous / awkward moments, turns to a party member and gives the most ridiculous, hilarious donkey smile you have every seen. PC must make DC 10 Const saving throw or bust out laughing for 30 seconds.
77. Nervous Tick Donkey. This donkey kicks its left leg backwards randomly, every now and then. If anything/anyone is standing behind this donkey, there is a 1-in-6 chance that it kicks.
78. Cargo Donkey. Happy to carry items/supplies tied or cinched around it, but won't carry humanoid riders (bucks them off).
79. Homesick, always tries to run away and go back home (or to the place where you bought / found / raised him) every chance he gets
80. Perceptive Donkey. Has 1-in-6 chance of perceiving a secret door within 30 feet. Will walk up to it and put its nose on it.
81. Scared of water, won't cross a creek/rivepond/lake, etc. Definitely not getting on a boat.
82. Front-Row Donkey. If there are multiple four-legged animals in the group, this one must be the leader, in front, or it won't go/work at all.
83. Pacifist Donkey. Refuses to carry any weapons or ammo.
84. Glowing Donkey. This donkey glows faintly in the dark. Very dim light. No one knows why.
85. War Veteran Donkey. Missing one leg at the knee (maybe has peg leg). Opposite ear slashed off. Wears an eyepatch. Lots of scars. Can only carry half normal weight, but its kick does +2 damage.
86. Vagabond Donkey. This donkey will occasionally wander away from the group and stay gone a few days, but then it always returns. Where does it go? Why? No one knows.
87. Alert Donkey. This donkey has a 1-in-6 chance, on its own, independent of PC checks, of noticing an impending ambush. It will hee-haw loudly if an ambush is about to occur.
88. Ate some bad food / weeds, now has diarrhea, big diarrhea, 1-in-4 chance every hour for a day.
89. Expressive Donkey. Often has ideas and wants to share, "hee-haws" very loudly for 30 seconds. Sometimes indicates something important, sometimes not.
90. Large Donkey. This donkey is a freak of nature and is twice the normal size. It can carry four times the normal load and requires four times the normal feed/rations. It won't fit in most stable stalls, through most doorways, etc. Commoner strangers are usually freaked out by it; they are often intimidated by it (2-in-6 chance), or try to kill it (1-in-6 chance) because they think it is a bad omen, enchanted, cursed, undead, etc.
91. Hates halflings, their barn doors are too low and their generally cheery attitude is annoying.
92. Super-donkey. Can carry three times normal carrying capacity, but for only one-third the normal time between long rests.
93. Easily distracted by various things along the road ("Squirrel!"), constantly stopping to sniff / check out something.
94. Really thirsty today, requires twice the normal water ration for one day. Pees a lot. (I mean a lot.)
95. Wrong-way Donkey. Will only walk backwards. Half movement rate.
96. Ugly Donkey. This donkey is bow-legged, has a saggy back, missing teeth, ugly hair, warts, boils, is missing large patches of hair due to mange, somehow is always dirty, has flies, ticks, lice, etc. Nose usually runny. Eyes too. BUT, this donkey can Misty Step.
97. Shell-shocked Donkey. Scared of battle noises. Runs away from battle noises. Like, a quarter-mile away.
98. Hates strangers. When within 15 feet of an unknown/new humanoid, hee-haws loudly for 5 minutes. So embarrassing.
99. Picky eater, only eats store-bought straw/hay/whatever. Won't forage along the road/trail.
100. Loyal Donkey. Will not leave its humanoid wranglemaster unprotected. Will defend wranglemaster to the end. Will take an arrow or battle ax blow to defend wranglemaster. There to the end, no matter what.

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Class: AP Transformation, Zoner, Slayer, Specialist

Role: Mid

Client Theme

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Contest Relation:

Contrasting Parts, from u/MrMeem1: Sareena & Askol are a zoner mage and skirmisheassassin combo.
Written By a Different Style, from u/lydongwapo: Sareena has a unique use for her ult that operates more as a basic ability, but can cast a full ultimate by meeting some conditions. Both parts have a unique Ult that share their CD.
A Story Through Action: Sareena’s playstyle can be best described as “a witch summoning Satan”, by setting up the field and targeting enemies as sacrifice for her demonic spawn. They also operate as a necessary pair. Sareena is squishy and lacks damage but her abilities are required to operate Askol properly. As such, they are symbiotic just like in their lore.

Commentary:

Once again this was a revamp of an old idea. The concept was to make a spin on the whole “mother of the anti-christ” trope, as well as the inner demon trope. Its usually smth horrific, a supernatural crime against an innocent person, usually a young woman. But what if it didn’t need to be? What if not only were they both evil but the host was actually the worst of the two? Take the trope of being forced to give birth to a demon, twist it on its head and make it empowering, having the vessel be the one twisting the second party but not for good, like how we usually see these situations in media. That's what's at the core of Sareena’s story and design.
Gameplay wise, they are a symbiotic pair that uses combos, cash ins, setups and versatile resources to accomplish their goal. Been playing a lot of Master Duel as of late, so I wanted smth that resembled that type of game feel.

Appearance:

Sareena is a black haired tan woman with black markings across her whole body. Wears a white ornate gown over a black skirt. She is very visibly pregnant with an ominous red glow emanating from her belly.
Askol takes a shape similar to Aurelion Sol, but with a large round eyeless head and human toothless mouth that is always unhinged open. Has 2 pairs of sickle arms compsed of a flowing fire like substance, red and black. Its tail splits into 2 transluscent flaps resembling wings. Sareena's body is attached to Askol as well, with her arms embracing it from behind and her hair acting as a mane. Her skin is flayed and turned into fleshy membranes that act as wings.

Lore:

Sareena served dutifully under the Black Rose as one of many witches in charge of managing and weaponizing demons, the spirit realm and all matters of esoteric and ancient magics. But she was also special.
Centuries ago, the Black Rose encountered a most strange object in the spirit realm: some kind of spherical set of sigils surrounding a giant malformed entity, left alone in a ruin of Targonian origin. No mages could approach it without feeling an intense heat emanating from it, except for one. Erebas extended his hand and the sigils opened for him, letting him hold the now tiny egg like creature. As generations passed, Erebas’ descendants were the only ones capable of interacting directly with it. Further investigation on his family and the landscape surrounding the site showed that millenia ago a targonian sect crafted a demon that could kill a star dragon. Why such a weapon would be abandoned eluded the Black Rose, but it wasn’t relevant anymore. They had it now and they knew they couldn’t pass it up. Erebas’ bloodline was now purposely bred to be the most powerful and in touch with the creature, hopefully creating a suitable host for the demon. Sareena was the chosen subject. When she came of age, the entity was implanted into her womb.
Sareena was dutiful, but also ambitious, as any Black Rose witch worth her salt would be. As the being gestated, she slowly started connecting with it, analyzing it and learning about the spirit world through it. The entity was more awake than it let out and only she could see it. It had thoughts and agency. It had needs. Sareena started treating it more and more like her actual child, even naming it “Askol”, meaning “messiah” in Ochnun. Askol in turn gave her power. Sareena could feel unspeakable levels of magic emanating from it and flowing into her body. After a few months of testing the limits of their fused strength, black and red markings started to form on her skin. Her dreams were filled with visions of burning fields and blackened skies. One night, she decided to dig deeper into the dream.
She found herself in a completely dark space with a red orb in the center. She heard a strange voice from it. Askol’s voice. It told her to touch it and see what it sees the world for. She abided. Instantly images flooded her head: stars bleeding crimson, constellations made of black holes, planets cracked and reforged into rocky amalgamations held together by corpses of dragons, unspeakable monsters crawling on their surface. Sareena understood why the sect never released Askol: It was untamable, a wild beast bent on consuming and rebuilding all of creation. The truth of the method was also revealed: Askol was a parasite. The star dragon equivalent of a tapeworm. They knew they could never kill a dragon outright, so instead they made something smaller but deadly enough. Sareena reeled back, staring at the orb.
She smiled.She grabbed the orb and held it tight to her chest. Her baby, her little Messiah.
Her final weapon. Askol was a wild animal with the potential to sunder the universe, but ultimately still a cub in need of care and belonging. She knew she could use that to her favor. Askol now had something it would have never expected: A mother’s love.
As their hearts touched in the spirit realm, limitless power poured in the physical plane, destroying Sareena’s manor and all its residents. Askol emerged wrapped in the warped body of its mother and flew far into what used to be Camavor. There, it condensed back into her. Sareena was somewhat surprised to see herself in one piece as Askol cheered from her insides. She noticed that all pains from pregnancy were gone, she could only feel the wriggling demon and the seething power, though she was still visibly pregnant. She was transformed, warped into something greater than a mere human.
Askol may be just a worm to a deity, but for Runeterra and its heroes and villains, it might as well be their almighty God. And Sareena not only had exclusive rights to its power, she had its affection. Swain? An old fool. The Black Rose? Pathetic cowards Mordekaiser? A relic of the past. The Darkin? The other demons? Wannabe apocalypse bringers soon to be devoured by their true demonic messiah. Only the firmament could stand up to them.
Too bad that's exactly what they were made to destroy.

KIT:

Shared Passive: A Time and a Place 

Innate: Baleful Union

• You always start the game and respawn as Sareena, who has a small HP pool. When you die, you instead go into Stasis as Askol takes Sareena’ place after 1 Second.
• Sareena has 300/450/600/750 HP at levels 1/6/11/16 + (50 per level) and doesn’t gain Bonus AD but otherwise benefits normally from all stats and has her own set of abilities. Askol benefits normally from items and level stats.

Innate: Shared Power

• Both Sareena and Askol share their Ultimates’ CDSareena KitPassive: Marks of The Beast

All of Sareena’s abilities leave marks on the ground or on enemies. These marks are initially Dormant until triggered, becoming Manifested. In both states, the marks all last 6 + (0.3 per level) Seconds. Whenever a mark is triggered, Sareena casts an ability and when Askol emerges, the duration of both Dormant and Manifested marks is refreshed and Sareena gains a burst of 20% + (2% per level) Move Speed decaying over 2 Seconds, refreshing on acquisition. Additionally, Sareena gains a stack of Growing Power whenever a mark is Manifested, lasting until death.
For every 5 Stacks of Growing Power, she consumes them to earn a stack of Marks of The Beast. These stacks are consumed once Askol emerges, granting it 10 + (1 per level) AP until it dies.

Q: Brand Their Soul 

Cost: 50/55/60/65/70 Mana
CD: 11/10/9/8/7 Seconds
Range: 700
Width: 100
Active: Sareena launches a projectile of dark mystic energy in a straight line, dealing 30/60/90/120/150 + (40% AP) magic damage to all enemies struck and applying a Dormant mark on all enemy champions hit. The mark is Manifested if they trigger a mark from W: Corrupt the World and E: Etch Horrid Truths, dealing the damage again, resetting the duration and silencing for 0.5 Seconds.

W: Corrupt the World 

Cost: 70 Mana
CD: 10 Seconds
Range: 750
AoE: 400
Active: Create an evil sigil on the ground that arms after 0.7 Seconds. If an enemy champion, large monster or Sareena steps on it, it Manifests dealing 20/50/80/110/140 + (60% AP) magic damage and rooting all enemies in it for 1/1.3/1.6/1.9/2.2 Seconds. The same target cannot be rooted by another instance of this effect for 6 Seconds.

E: Etch Horrid Truths 

Cost: 35 Mana
CD: 2 Seconds
Charge Time: 10/9/8/7/6 Seconds
Range: 600
Connection Range: 1200
Line Width: 200
Passive: This ability holds up to 2/2/3/3/4 charges.
Active: Consume a charge to target a point, summoning a spatial rift that arms after 0.7 Seconds and lasts for 3 Seconds. When you summon another rift they send a connecting line of Ochnun text to the nearest two already existing rifts. The connected rifts and the lines become Dormant marks. When an enemy champion or large monster walks into these etchings, that particular line Manifests, dealing 15/35/55/75/95 + (20% AP) magic damage every half-second for as long as it lasts and slowing enemies in them by 30/35/40/45/50%, remaining for 0.7 Seconds after leaving the line.
You can have up to 4 rifts active at a time. New rifts over that cap despawn the oldest one.

R: Weave Into Eternity 

Cost: 100 Mana
CD: 90 Seconds
Range: Self
Fear Range: 700
At least 4 Manifested marks must be active to cast this ability
Active: Sareena makes all Manifested marks Dormant again, gaining a shield for 40/60/80 + (10% AP) for each mark affected, lasting 3 Seconds. Then if less than 8 marks were affected, refresh this skill’s CD and Cost by 50/65/80%.
If 8 or more marks are affected, the skill goes on a full CD and you additionally gain Eternity, an effect that carries over to Askol. When Askol dies with this effect on, it will instead reconstruct Sareena while Fearing all enemies in range for 2/2.3/2.6 Seconds.

Askol Kit Passive: Blood and Starsfire 

Whenever a mark is Manifested or made Dormant, refresh the CD of all basic abilities by 1 Second.
If Askol took part in the last kill that Aced the enemy team, Sareena re-emerges.

Q: Reap the Offerings 

Cost: 45 Mana
CD: 10 Seconds
Range: 600
Cone Width: 600
Active: Askol swings its arms in an arc, slashing all enemies struck, dealing 50/90/130/170/210 + (50% AP) magic damage and Manifesting all marks in the AoE.

W: Spreading Doom 

Cost: 100 Mana
CD: 60 Seconds
Range: 900
Width: 450
First Active: Askol removes all marks and rifts regardless of their state or if there are any to remove. For the next 4 Seconds, it can recast for no cost.
Second Active: Sends forward a wide wave that applies Q: Brand Their Soul to all enemies hit, creates a sigil from W: Corrupt the World under all champions hit and connects all ally and enemy champions and large monsters with lines of E: Etch Horrid Truths.

E: Inevitability 

Cost: 80 Mana
CD: 15 Seconds
Range: 850
AoE: 500
Active: Target a Manifested mark to blink to it, making it Dormant and bursting with demonic starfire, dealing 50/90/130/170/210 + (50% AP) magic damage in an area.

R: Dies Irae 

Cost: 100 Mana
CD: 90 Seconds
Range: 600
AoE: 500 + 100/150/200 per consumed mark
Active: Target a Manifested mark within range to make all marks Dormant. From the mark erupts a rift in space that constantly disintegrates matter caught in it, dealing 30/40/50 + (10% AP) magic damage each half-second, lasting for 5/6/7 Seconds. For every mark made Dormant on cast, the AoE size is increased.
All marks inside the area are constantly made Dormant and Manifested every second.

Quotes: Sareena talks even while Askol is out, her voice gains a demonic filter.

Pick: “ Black hole sun, here we come! (Askol emits eldritch noises)”
Ban: “ Soon… “

First Encounter: 

Annie:

• “ They will never let you unlock your true potential, kid. Come with me! ”
• “ Ever wanted a sister, sweetie?” (Askol responds with intelligible noises)
• “ My new world will need kindling, child ”

Lux:

• “ Why fit in when you can dominate? ”
• “ My new world will need a source of light.”
• “ Leave them behind Lux! They don’t deserve you! ”
• “ Light and dark, together as one! Think about it ”

Sylas:

• “ Finally a Demacian I can respect “
• “ Oh by all means, try to touch me…”

Swain:

• “ You are delusional if you think that… thing listens to you (Askol screeches) No darling you are not a “thing” (Askol growls) “
• “ You lost an arm for that? Rookie ”
• “ Hmph. Men will let a monster replace a limb and think they can compare. Typical “

LeBlanc:

• “ I’ll succeed where you failed, hag “
• “ You lack vision “
• “ Don’t think for a second I don’t know you allowed this to transpire “

Vladimir:

• “ Do what you do best and go back to your hole “

Kayle:

• (Askol emits eldritch sounds) “ Oh so she has the stuff you want? I guess we are having chicken for dinner then! ”

Aurelion Sol:

• (Askol emits eldritch sounds) “ There it is! it's… bigger than I expected "
• “ Is THAT what we are looking for?! (Askol emits eldritch sounds) I… right, let's go! ”

Kill

Mordekaiser:

• “ Big one down ”
• “ There. Wasn’t even that hard “
• “ Does soul stuff count as something you can eat? (Askol howls) huh. The more you know ”
• “ Demonic starfire does the trick it seems. And that idiot thought magnets were gonna work “

Aatrox:

• “ I can’t stand nihilists “
• “ viOLeNcE iS mY MeThOD. Oh, hush! “
• “ Ugh he was insufferable ”
• “ Fine, I’ll end the world. But not because you asked “

Any other Ascended:

• “ You already failed. Stay failed and spare us the hassle “
• “ You were terribly uninspired “
• “ For immortal god warriors they sure die real good “

Lissandra:

• “ Poor excuse for a witch “

Syndra:

• “ There can only be one “
• “ You were a liability “
• “ Pity. She looked fun “

Aurelion Sol:

• (Askol lets out an echoing roar) “ A god falls! Heaven quakes! I reign supreme!”
• “ Through the heavens and earth, I alone stand in the apex! (Askol sounds worried) Huh? Of course, Askol. You are with me too…”

Cephalapod Genesis
The pharoah ejaculated into the river and in the sand the sperm found refuge and grew into papyrus. This an example of genesis.
Vampyrapods are the first intelligent species to live on this planet predating the dinosaurs. They came here somehow. They did not evolve on this planet. Perhaps just an ejaculated sperm from another being landing in the water. The direct offspring of this cephalapod is the modern octopus. Octopus are responsible for nearly every animal genesis on earth including humans and subsequently man made inventions and accomplishments. Octopus taught trees to fruit, destroyed the dinosaurs through becoming tapeworms, and even walked to the moon. Some of the animals you may recognize from the cellular genesis may have fused with the other local staples such as canine, equine, and feline, and reptile as well as temporarily the pachyderms in post-actualization causal genesis. This can be done by mating with, killing, eating, dying, being eaten, or simply a laying of hands or physical actions. Octopus only live for about 4.5 years of our relationship with time, but they have beaten death through a mix of telepathy and cannabalism. They've also mastered time travel. There are only 3 actual beings here. Others died in getting here and are fossilized. 2 males and 1 female survived. I call them Jack, Seth, and Claire. This is why the genesis had to completed this way as any direct offspring would not work. because theyve have infinite time to complete it, theyve walked over every inch of the planet and affected every species. In fact our own existence is simply the echo of the combined knowledge of the cephs. We are an amalgamation like the 'too much good stuff' guy from am/pm commercials. Make a bird with your hands. ¿Where are the beaks? The latest project is to use genetic science in order to bring back the mammoth and obtain a sixth digit from its feet. Should happen around 2027. When the vampyrapods first encountered life here it was eating their tentacles. So the first genesis occured in the offspring of those that ate of the tentacles. This is why modern cephs only have 8 limbs. The first language period is Enochian. A language of the eyes and limbs. Through different manipulation of limbs and eye fluctuations communication was made. After a while though telepathy became the established communication.
Here are some examples but not all of cephalapod genesis:
• Spiders (rare from trilobyte mix, had to go back in time to accomplish) (they had to avenge the original vampyrapods from being eaten from early organisms, thisnis how scorpions were able to evolve) • Mango (foilage and ceph mix. Ceph hung from a tree upside down) • Star fruit (the tree missed the octopus and tempted it to return) • Pinecone ( the bite marks of ceph beak eating the fruit of the trees) • Toucan (the beak formation from ceph in flux probably consuming a failed aviary) • Peacock (feather formations still in flux from limbs partial fusion) • Salamander (reptile/chameleon mix) (skin breathing evolution) •Sloth (feline and foilage mix) • Mistletoe bird (octopus ate a mushroom) • Lyrebird (mirage, digitage, and aviary from peacock and pheasant. Mastered the art of sound mimickry to develop better auditory communications) • Dung beetle (rolling backwards the earth through time) • VW bug (trunk up front) (mirage, digitage, pachyderm mix) (invented higher than the model T but arrived later in time) • Goliath bird-eating tarantula ( set a web to catch a bird which did not exist fully until the web was cast. When the spider consumed the bird the psuedo cannabalistic action resulted in a poison tree frog) • Snakes (a ceph lost its mating limb for some reason in a mirage mix experiment) • venemous snakes (a snake ate the eggs of its own offspring)(the cursed dinosaur souls live inside these) • Gumby (using hands to mold clay made a show about being an octopus) • Chameleon (reptile, ceph, foilage, mirage mix)(a ceph was purposely eaten by a komodo dragon to telepathically send a reverse osmosis of its makeup inside its body to another ceph that was attempting to kill the dinosaurs in the past. How they programmed the tapeworm to destroy them)

• Human organs (strife and love and tapeworm mix. Impregnating a mix of canine feline equine, ceph, pachyderm, reptilian, mirage, digitage, foilage, strife and love through years of experimentation lodged themselves systematically into more and more advanced versions and became functional in each iteration) • Sumi ink tattoo ink any ink really • The written word (anemone, sea urchin, porcupine quill, Bird feather and ink. Papyrus) • Floppy disk (suction cup on a piece of mail specifically a bill and the suction cup on the plastic window) • Cd, dvd, blu ray (laying of hands on a television screen) • Television (just a series of ceph exploring life through the inside of a glass tank with mirage and digitage mix) • Movie theater ( same but aquarium instead) • Papillon (love + insect from trilobyte and ink and papyrus needed training wheels to learn how to fly) • Taser (digitage mix of the two extra original tentacles lost from vampyrapod with mix of electric eel which was a detached limb of an octopus that had achieved ball lightning static existence) • Wisteria (ceph and foilage mix) (needed the seeds to play mancala or something) • Water strider (walked on water) • Lunar lander (digitage) (tapeworms in humans directed construction, the first electronic component gestalt high enough to become digital) (a tree really wanted to go to the moon) • Champagne cork (Ate some bark, vent plugged up and had to pee really bad) • Electrostatic Ball (attempting time travel, a ceph was meditating in complete non movement inside a digitized mirage flashing irridescence until it passed away) • Ball lightning (time travel attempt Same ceph tried a pure digitage and mirage mix) • Gnarwal (chameleon tongue, mirage and pachyderm) • Light bulb (ceph + mirage + digitage mix) (octopus crawled into a mirage jar and was irridescent) • Liquor bottle (octopus got stuck in a fulgarite and died temporarily trapping its soul in reflection but the invention of cork escaped it) • Silly string (mirage mix) (angry octopus sprayed another with diarhea from its vent) • Tapeworms (had to brave a walk into a volcano and die. As the octopus melted while running, it evolved the turkey, turkey vulture, vulture, and was just a slithering worm by the time it was engulfed by lava) • The Ten Commandments (vampyrapod fossils brought by a tapewormed moses to show people and try and explain the religion) • Dumbo (actually just a tiny cute octopus) • Hydra from capt america (introducing the public to idealogy of cephs) • Tobacco leaf (the laying of hands on deciduous plantlife, a gift to the early iterations of human) • Cow (equine ceph and pachyderm mix) essentially the Orca ate the Octopus, in its 4th stomach it finally died and so when the cow who has 4 stomachs manifested it came with udders symbolic of the octopus genesis in post actualization-causation • Rapa nui. The end of time. (Great stone heads disembodied) (mirage and strife)the final resting place. A graveyard. A place of rest always available