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2024.05.19 16:21 Bsilv2325 To buy or not to buy?

We bought our house back in 2015. Current balance is around $92,500 at 3.325%. I really don’t like living here. It’s a town I always swore I would move away from but being young and dumb I bought a house here. It’s 2 bedroom 1.5 bath, 1204 sqft (850sqft above grade). Small lot.
I am currently a stay at home mom, no plans of that changing in the future. Husband works. No car loans, no student loans, no debt other than the house.
We found a house we love and have to decide if we want to make an offer, but we’re stuck. We’re used to having a lot left over and could pay our current house off in 2 years.
Current house could sell for 275k+, walk away with 164k. Put 100k down on the next house. Have 47k left after closing closets.
Current budget: Mortgage $624 Phones: $50 529: $100 Netflix: $12.71 Internet: $69.96 Credit card $2,000 ($500 weekly) Therapy: $300 ($210 reimbursed when submitted) Massages: $264 Roth: $100 (he has other retirement accounts through work) Taxes/Insurance/1 utility: $600 Money market: $200 (30k total in account) $30 per person per week spending money: $240 Vacation/Day trips: $200 = $4736.67 + $809 preschool (ending August) = $5,545.67
Possible new (adding only changed amounts): 387k at 6.625% (with points) Mortgage: $1,838 Tax, ins, 1 utility: $845 (No preschool) = $6,219.67
These are my husbands checks (take home) since starting at his new company. Varies based on what he’s working on, where, OT, on call, etc. can possibly increase by $12 an hour all the time in a year or 2.
June: $8,092.08 July: $6,823.62 Aug: $7,629.88 Sept: $7,605.63 Oct: $6,367.84 Nov: $7,331.78 Dec: $9,958.49 Jan: $7,140 Feb: $7,022 March: $8,608 April: $6,800
Currently, we have about $2,000 a month left over (not including preschool). If we bought this house it could vary from $500-$900+ at the end of the month.
Would we crazy for selling our super affordable house in a town we hate living in to move somewhere we actually want to be with less financial freedom?
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2024.05.19 16:13 AutoNewspaperAdmin [Entertainment] - Jake Gyllenhaal, Sabrina Carpenter star in bloody ’Scooby Doo’ skit on ‘SNL’ finale NY Post

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2024.05.19 15:54 Rizzamatazz Wdyt about handing out Babybel for Halloween? 🎃

Wdyt about handing out Babybel for Halloween? 🎃
I would've been thrilled to get as a kid
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2024.05.19 15:52 hammyheadpark Found some cool sealed product 7 hours up North

Found some cool sealed product 7 hours up North
On a cottage weekend right now with the gf and decided to stop in at some random stores in towns and found these waiting for me for years it was fate to say the least
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2024.05.19 15:50 StorageBig1648 Low oil pressure

Serviced my audi a4 2010 2.0 tdi 168hp , low oil pressure after service , no noises , no leaks , engine is running fine and no code showing up just the dash light. Any advice?
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2024.05.19 15:21 Hemlo_Agent Overwatch's average player count is the highest it's been since the game launched on Steam

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2024.05.19 15:09 DrYangHF7 Guan Yin Citta Dharma Door cured my paralysis (瘫痪)

I am grateful to the Greatly Merciful and Greatly Compassionate Guan Yin Bodhisattva for offering me this precious opportunity to share my experience of practising Buddhism with you.
I am 62 years old. Today, I can eat, sleep and walk like a normal person. However, did you know that I once was a paralyzed woman who could not even get up from bed, had difficulty turning over, and could not take care of myself? Through practising Buddhism and reciting Buddhist scriptures, I have completely freed myself from the misery of hell. I want to tell you with hard facts that practising Buddhism and reciting the scriptures has not only given me a second life, but has also benefited me immensely. I want to share with you how I transformed myself from paralysis to health within four years without undergoing any surgery! May my presentation plant the seeds of bodhi in your hearts, so that more people will have faith in Guan Yin Bodhisattva who has boundless supernatural power, and recite Buddhist scriptures as soon as possible to be free from suffering and gain happiness!
1. When I was young, I opened two bars so I created bad karma, and karmic retribution is right on my heels!
I am the eldest daughter of my family and the eldest daughter-in-law of my in-laws family. Both my mother and mother-in-law are Buddhist practitioners and urged me to practise Buddhism as well. However, because of my youthful ambition and good fortune, at the age of about 36, I ran two bars and enjoyed the pleasure of earning money, not bothering to practise Buddhism at all. By then, I was young and foolish, in the bars I gained filthy money by means of woman’s charms, which invariably created a lot of bad karma. How many people lost their morals and conscience for my sake of monetary gain? How many families have been broken up behind the scenes? How many people have done many things against ethics and morality under the paralysis of alcohol? I hereby express my deepest repentance to Guan Yin Bodhisattva! Karmic retribution is inescapable. I planted the evil cause so I reap the evil effect. The bad karma I created within two years of running the bars has brought me a tragic retribution 13 years later! (So, dear fellow practitioners, please take this as a warning!)
In 2010, I was 49, my predestined 369 calamity arrived. One day in July, my karma exploded. I suddenly collapsed at home kitchen while stirring frying vegetables. In an instant, I felt that the sky was falling, and I had nowhere to turn for help. An otherwise healthy me entered a life of hell on earth from then on. Every day, I ate, drank, pooped and peed in bed, had difficulty turning over, couldn't wash my hands and face, had trouble swallowing, so it was worse than death. I was paralyzed in bed from then on. The doctor said I had a herniated disc in my lower back. All the bones in my back were misaligned. Both knee bones were necrotic and so swollen. I have visited all the local city and provincial hospitals, big and small, to seek medical care. I almost spent all the several hundreds of thousands of RMB I had gained from my bar business. However, the condition got worse and worse.
2. Since encountering the excellent Guan Yin Citta Dharma Door, I have been practicing Buddhism hard to overcome any obstacles on the way and finally achieved a new life.
Perhaps it was the blessing from my family members who had been making offerings to the Buddha and practising Buddhism for years. Thanks to the mercy of Guan Yin Bodhisattva, I finally encountered the Guan Yin Citta Dharma Door in 2012 when I was in the most desperate situation in my life. The person next door to my bar heard that I was sick and came to see me. She brought me Buddhist scripture, recitation device, Buddhism in Plain Terms, counters and many other Dharma gems. She told me the Guan Yin Citta Dharma Door was very efficacious, and asked me to try it. Although I could not move on bed, I listened all Master Lu's recordings like a thirst. I was pleasantly surprised to hear cases of patients who had been cured of cancer and serious illnesses by practising Buddhism and reciting the scriptures. The recordings of Master Lu's programs were like a bright beacon in the darkness, bringing me hope for life and giving me great encouragement. I felt I was awakened by a powerful energy, stirring up my strong desire to live. I told myself: I must survive; I must save myself! I started to practice Buddhism and recite scriptures as if I had grabbed a lifeline.
I am illiterate, so I had to lie in bed every day and learn to recite word by word with the recitation device. Due to the heavy karma, there was no virtuous and the high-minded practitioner around to teach me how to burn the Little Houses in a rational and lawful way. I foolishly took an ashtray instead of a plate to burn the Little Houses, which resulted in the ashtray blowing up. In order to eliminate karma quickly, I was foolishly reciting the Heart Sutra and Amitabha Pure Land Rebirth Mantra after ten o'clock at night, which resulted in the light bulbs breaking several times (Here, I sincerely remind my fellow practitioners: Master Lu enlightened us not to recite the Heart Sutra and Amitabha Pure Land Rebirth Mantra after ten o'clock at night. Please make sure to read the Introduction to Guan Yin Citta Dharma Door carefully in order to avoid practising Buddhism irrationally). Therefore, we must follow the instructions of Master Lu, and never do what the Master does not allow us to do. The whole process of reciting Buddhist scriptures to eliminate karma is very bumpy. It is really easy to create karma, but very hard to eliminate it! However, I firmly believed that the Bodhisattva is infinitely powerful. As long as I diligently practised Buddhism, my fate would definitely get changed. Hence, I relied on the blissful cases in Master Lu's recordings as my spiritual support. I kept persevering, not afraid of any difficulties, and recklessly recited Buddhist scriptures.
Since I ate, drank and pooped in bed, my aura was very bad. As I could not get up by myself, so I had to lie in bed to recite the sacred Buddhist scriptures. I felt guilty and torn, wondering if this was the appropriate way to recite the sacred Buddhist scriptures. Will it affect the effect of the recitation? Gratitude to Guan Yin Bodhisattva for Her compassion, and I dreamed of Master Lu that night. Master Lu who was dressed in a black suit smiled at me and kindly comforted me: “don't worry.” After I woke up, I was very grateful for Master Lu's compassion. Master Lu knew about my special situation, so this is a sympathy and a condolence to me. After I recited Buddhist scriptures 4 to 5 months late, my neck and head were able to turn significantly. Such a Dharma blissful change thrilled me. All the trials and perseverance I had gone through in the past had not been in vain. Guan Yin Bodhisattva has boundless supernatural power, which had given me a glimmer of hope for recovery! (Here, I sincerely remind my fellow practitioners: In the absence of illness, recitation of Buddhist scriptures must be respectful. A point of respect harvests a point of benefit.)
3. The unique characteristics of attending the Dharma conference and formally acknowledging Jun Hong Lu as my master allow my physical health to improve with Dharma joy
In February 2017, I befriended a fellow practitioner. She invited me to attend the Macau Dharma Convention together. I thought to myself: “can I take the bus by myself?” “Can I attend the conference?” With a strong faith from my inner heart, I attended the conference via keeping reciting the Great Compassion Mantra on the trip. Unbelievably, I arrived at the conference as I wished with the blessing and protection of Guan Yin Bodhisattva, although my bulky legs could only barely support my body in the seat. I was in tears when I listened Master Lu's wise words and saw the holy icon of Guan Yin Bodhisattva. On the night of the conference, I dreamed of Guan Yin Bodhisattva! Gratitude to Greatly Merciful and Greatly Compassionate Guan Yin Bodhisattva for saving me from suffering and giving me a new life. At the end of the Macau Dharma Convention, I instantly made two vows: to be a vegetarian for 15 days per month and liberate 10,000 fish.
Before I attended the Macau Dharma Convention, I had to take a break whenever I walked two steps, and my body was not able to move much. After returning, my legs started to become strong enough to support my body and I could walk on flat ground. Despite they were not very flexible, they were no longer the same as when I was paralyzed like a limp in bed. My whole body is getting better and better in essence, vital energy, and spirit. I was very surprised! Master Lu has enlightened that there are many Buddhas and Bodhisattvas coming to bless attendees at each Dharma conference!
In August 2017, before the Dharma Convention in Malaysia, my fellow practitioners urged me to formally acknowledge Jun Hong Lu as my master. Since I am an illiterate, compassionate fellow practitioners helped me to fill out the application form of seeking discipleship. My fellow practitioners told me that there were so many people wanted to formally acknowledge Jun Hong Lu as their master that I might not be able to reach my wish this time. Then, I had to wait for the opportunity next Dharma Convention. I told myself that whether I could reach my wish or not this time, I would actively participate in Master Lu’s Dharma Convention. Considering my age, it is a blessing for me to attend one more Dharma Convention. To my surprise, one week later, my application for seeking discipleship was approved. Gratitude to Greatly Merciful and Greatly Compassionate Guan Yin Bodhisattva!
On the day of seeking discipleship, I was very excited. During the process of seeking discipleship, I heard a voice in stereo that was very loud. When I opened my eyes, I was surprised to see Tathagata Buddha, and many other Bodhisattvas coming down from heaven. At that moment, I saw that the upper half of Master Lu's Dharmakaya appeared transparent with a huge lotus flower. I was suddenly moved to tears. I was oblivious to the fact that Master Lu had come to my side until the time of issuing the discipleship certificate. Master Lu was very compassionate and empowered me with blessing. Master Lu enlightened, "Because five people opened their eyes during the worship ceremony, they have no lotuses planted in the pure land. But it's okay, when the ceremony is over, you can go to the front and kowtow to ask the Bodhisattva (to plant a lotus)." I then rushed to the front to worship. Before I finished worshiping Bodhisattva, a young fellow practitioner came over. He asked, "How do you feel? Did you see anything?" I said, "I saw Tathagata Buddha." He asked, "How are you sure that was Tathagata Buddha?" I said, "Both my mother and mother-in-law are Buddhist disciples, and Tathagata Buddha has curly hair."
I was grateful for the compassionate blessing from Guan Yin Bodhisattva and Master Lu. When I returned home after seeking discipleship, I made two vows: to be a vegetarian for the rest of my life and never kill (animals). The power of a vow outweighs the force of karma. After I made the vows, Master Lu’s Dharmakaya came to help me heal my legs in my dreams. Once, I saw Master Lu’s Dharmakaya passing by my room while I was half-squinted. Master Lu asked me, "Which foot is uncomfortable? Where is aching?" Instantly I woke up and then I found that my feet didn't feel as heavy as they used to be and I walked more lightly. I excitedly shared the news with my old father, "Master Lu has come to bless me again!" I am grateful to Master Lu for his compassionate care for every sentient being. Every time I dreamed of Master Lu, he would always compassionately endow me with abundance of blessing, and I was always surprised by the improvement in my health.
In a short time, I could not only separate my feet and take turns to walk up and down the stairs independently. Moreover, I could bend back and forth freely with my arms crossed. The bones in my back, which were all misaligned and uneven, were now completely normal again. Previously, I couldn't raise my hands to wash my face, brush my teeth or comb my hair because the bones in my back would pull the nerves and cause severe pain when I raised my hands. In those days, whenever I sneezed or defecated, I felt like to cheat death on pain. In those hellish day I went through unimaginable pain and suffering. Now, however, I can take care of myself completely and move around freely. Sometimes I get a little tired after walking for too long, but I can recover after 10 minutes of rest in bed. Although it is still slightly bumpy while I was walking, if you don't look closely, you can't see it. My family was overwhelmed to see the dramatic change from being paralyzed and bedridden to walking independently since I practised Buddhism. My old father, who was taking care of me at the bedside, complimented me straight away: you have completely changed, becoming healthier and healthier now! I was so excited that I had tears in my eyes. Without the rescue of Greatly Compassionate Guan Yin Bodhisattva and Master Lu, I really wouldn't have the blissful transformation I have today!
In 2019, at the Dharma conferences of Indonesia and Singapore, I pleaded with my fellow practitioners to be merciful to give me the opportunity to volunteer. According to the rules of the Dharma conference, I was already overage. However, I was adamant that I must do volunteer work. Guan Yin Bodhisattva has given me a second life, so I have to serve all sentient beings physically. I am grateful for Greatly Compassionate Guan Yin Bodhisattva who helped me out. When I came back from the conferences, I found that I could bend and squat easily and freely, and I had no problem even sitting on the floor. I am grateful to Guan Yin Bodhisattva for compassionately helping me to eliminate my karma at every conference, so that I can obtain incredible blessings and improvement occur every time.
4. The incredible blessing of setting up the Buddhist altar accelerated my health recovery and created a medical miracle.
From the time I set up the Buddhist altar in 2017, I insisted on offering Bodhisattvas incenses morning and evening every day. At first, the body was still straight and could not bend and bow. For two years, in front of the Buddhist altar, I prayed for Bodhisattvas to bless me so that I could recover my health a little better so I can use my own experience as an example to convince sentient beings to gain faith on Dharma and practise Dharma. Gradually, I was able to stand to offer incense to Bodhisattvas, to bend and bow, and finally to kneel in front of the Buddhist altar to recite the scriptures. I was full of Dharma joy! Initially, my back still hurt from kneeling. With the karmic obstacles being removed, my back didn't hurt anymore. Sometimes when I went out with fellow practitioners to set up the Buddhist altar, particularly on the Buddha's Birthday, I could kneel to recite the Eighty-eight Buddhas Great Repentance for an hour and a half. My fellow practitioners couldn't keep it up, so I was the only one who kept it up until the end. I am so grateful to Guan Yin Bodhisattva for Her compassionate blessing!
At one time, the doctor at the provincial hospital told me that I had to have surgery to put two steel plates into the bone, but I refused. Because I firmly believe that with the of blessings of Guan Yin Bodhisattva and Master Lu, I am afraid of nothing. Buddha is an extraordinary doctor. The only way to recover completely is to repent sincerely and practise Buddhism. I can now move as freely as a normal person. This medical miracle achieved was completely relied on practising Buddhism, reciting scriptures, being a vegetarian, helping new practitioners to set up Buddhist altars, volunteering at Dharma conferences, and actively propagating the Dharma. To improve my family economic financial, I went out to work on construction sites as a helper, do cleaning and housekeeping!
Those patients who were once slightly paralyzed did not recover as quickly and well as I did, even with surgery.
Dear readers, when you see such a dramatic change in me, what are you hesitating for? Hurry up and pick up the Buddhist scriptures to recite! I am the living example, the ironclad evidence. Guan Yin Bodhisattva does exist, and She is Greatly Merciful and Greatly Compassionate, answers any prayers.
Thinking of the bad karma I created in the two bars when I was young, I feel grievously sinful. I have earned ill-gotten wealth, but the karma was produced, and karmic retribution is inescapable. If one hasn't been retributed, the time hasn't come yet. After I got old, all the retribution came to me. Not only did I use up all my money, but I also had to suffer from physical illness and paralysis. I advise everyone to remember Master Lu's enlightenment: Do not do anything that is evil; Do not fail to do good no matter how petty the deed; Do not engage in evil no matter how trivial the deed. Dear readers, please consider it carefully before earning any money, and don’t commit such deep sins as I did for the sake of monetary gain, or else the consequences will follow you!
Without the merciful salvation and blessings of Guan Yin Bodhisattva and Master Lu, I would not have been reborn today! I made a few great wows: honour the teacher and respect his teachings, live an ascetic life for lifetime, be a vegetarian lifetime, not kill, not eat eggs, not smoke, not drink; transcend the cycle of rebirth for good and attain enlightenment in one lifetime. In this life, I will follow Guan Yin Bodhisattva to cultivate my mind and change my behaviour and never quit. I will follow my benefactor, the Compassionate father, Master Lu, to propagate Guan Yin Citta Dharma Door and never stop! Although I am over 60 years, I will continue using my own experience as an example to convince sentient beings to gain faith on Dharma and practise Buddhism. Together with my fellow practitioners, I will get up early and go home late to help set up Buddha altars for new practitioners. No matter how far and how difficult the trip is, I will always be strict with myself. I will go wherever I am needed. Even if I am eating, as soon as I receive a mission for propagating Dharma, I will put down my chopsticks and set off without delay.
Guan Yin Citta Dharma Door is peerlessly efficacious, and Guan Yin Bodhisattva is Greatly Merciful and Greatly Compassionate, saves beings from suffering, has supernatural power, and answer all prayers. As long as we have a devout heart and we persist in reciting Buddhist scriptures and practicing Buddhism, no difficulty can defeat us! My physical changes are the most powerful evidence! May my true presentation give some inspiration to those people who are still suffering from illnesses, so that they can acquire faith to practising Buddhism, and pick up the Buddhist scriptures to recite. May more sentient beings having affinity with Buddha break free from delusion and attain enlightenment, balance egoism and altruism, and free from suffering and gain happiness.
My deepest gratitude to the Greatly Merciful and Greatly Compassionate Guan Yin Bodhisattva!
My deepest gratitude to all Buddhas and Bodhisattvas from ten directions and three periods of time!
My deepest gratitude to the Dharma protectors!
My deepest gratitude to the selfless and altruistic Master Jun Hong Lu!
If there is anything that is not rational or in line with the truth in the presentation, I’d like to seek forgiveness from the Greatly Merciful and Greatly Compassionate Guan Yin Bodhisattva, all Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, Dharma protectors, and Master Jun Hong Lu.
I’d also like to seek forgiveness from my fellow Buddhist practitioners.
I, not my fellow practitioners, will be responsible for my own karma!
Shared by: Dharma Practitioner Ganen, Gratitude and Namaste!
Translated by: Frank
Statement by Translator
  1. Story was translated from Chinese into English by meaning, not word by word. If there is anything that is not rational or in line with the true meaning of the Chinese version, I’d like to seek forgiveness from the Greatly Merciful and Greatly Compassionate Guan Yin Bodhisattva, all Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, Dharma protectors and Master Jun Hong Lu.
  2. Author Ganen was interviewed by Frank during the translation for the detailed information.
Propagation
It would be greatly appreciated if you would forward this presentation to all sentient beings you know, sick or healthy. You will accumulate immeasurable merits and virtues. Saving a life is more meritorious than building a seven-floor pagoda!
Would you like to change your destiny?
We will show you how to do the Five Golden Buddhist Practices of Guan Yin Citta Dharma Door: (1) making vows, (2) reciting Buddhist scriptures (sutras and mantras), (3) performing life liberation, (4) reading Buddhism in Plain Terms, and (5) repenting. You will personally witness how you and your family can achieve physical and mental stability, relief from illness and grievances, wisdom growth, academic progress, career advancement, and family happiness through Dharma. It’s free of charge.
Contact
Buddhist practitioner: Lily
Email: [sunnypurplelily@gmail.com](mailto:sunnypurplelily@gmail.com)
WeChat: HanJing20210820
原文如下:
从瘫痪卧床到行走自如做家政,心灵法门创造了医学奇迹
感恩南无大慈大悲救苦救难广大灵感观世音菩萨摩诃萨!
感恩十方三世一切诸佛菩萨!
感恩龙天护法金刚菩萨!
感恩恩师慈父卢军宏台长!
感恩师兄们!
感恩大慈大悲观世音菩萨慈悲,让我能有这个宝贵的机会与大家分享我的学佛经历。我今年62岁,现在是一个能吃、能睡、能走路的正常人了。但是,你们可曾知道,曾经,我是一个连床都起不了、翻身都困难,生活完全无法自理的瘫痪老人!如今,通过学佛念经,我把自己从地狱的苦海里完全挣脱了出来。我要用铁一般的事实告诉大家:学佛念经不仅给了我第二次生命,更让我受益无穷。我要跟大家分享,在这患病的四年里,在没有经历任何手术的情况下,如何让自己从瘫痪到健康的蜕变!愿我今天的分享给有缘人种下菩提种子,让更多的人相信观世音菩萨法力无边,早日学佛念经,离苦得乐!
1. 年轻时开酒吧造恶业,得现世报!
我是家中的长女、婆家的长媳。母亲和婆婆都是学佛人,都劝我也学佛。但是,由于年轻时好胜心强,加之财运不错,36岁左右,我经营两家酒吧,享受挣钱的快乐,根本无心学佛。年轻愚痴的我经营酒吧时靠女色来赚取黑钱,赚的都是不正之财,无形中造了很多恶业。在这种灯红酒绿中生活,我为了金钱利益,让多少人丧失了自己的道德与良知?背后又造成多少个家庭的破裂?又有多少人在酒精的麻痹下做出多少违背伦理道德的事情?弟子在此向观世音菩萨深深忏悔!因果报应丝毫不爽,种恶因得恶果。开酒吧这两年中我所造下的恶业,在十几年后让我得到悲惨的现世报!所以,请大家引以为戒!
2010年我49岁,正逢“三六九”关劫。7月的一天,我的业障大爆发,在家炒菜时突然间倒下。瞬间,我感觉天塌下来,叫天天不应,叫地地不灵。一个原本健康的我从此进入人间地狱般的生活。每天,我吃喝拉撒都在床上,翻身都很困难,没法自己洗手洗脸,吞咽困难,简直生不如死。我从此瘫痪在床。医生说我是腰椎间盘突出。后背的所有骨头都错位。两个膝盖骨头坏死,肿得很大。当地市里、省里大大小小的医院我都看过了。我几乎把我做酒吧生意所赚到的几十万块钱都花光了。然而,病情越来越严重。
2. 得遇殊胜法门,坎坷学佛路中坚持不懈地修行换来重生
也许是家人一直供佛学佛的福德。承蒙观世音菩萨慈悲,在我人生绝境之时,我终于在2012年得遇心灵法门。以前我开店隔壁的人听说我病倒了,就来看我。她给我送来了经书、念佛机、《白话佛法》、计数器等很多法宝。她告诉我心灵法门很灵验,让我试试。我躺在床上虽然无法动弹,却如饥似渴地把师父的录音听了个遍。听到人们通过学佛念经把癌症、重症都治愈的案例,我惊喜万分。师父的节目录音就像黑暗中的一盏明灯,让我看到了生活的希望,给了我很大的鼓舞。在这个过程中我像被一股强大的能量加持唤醒,激起了求生的强烈欲望。我告诉自己:我一定要活过来;我一定要自己救自己!我像抓住了救命稻草似地开始拼命学佛念经。
我不识字,只能每天躺在床上跟着念佛机一字一句地学着念。由于业力牵引,身边没有遇到善知识教我如理如法地烧送小房子。愚痴的我曾拿个烟灰缸代替盘子烧送经文组合小房子,结果烟灰缸炸掉了。为了抓紧时间消业,我晚上十点后还在念《心经》和《往生咒》,结果家里的灯坏了好几次(趁此机会我诚心提醒师兄们:师父开示,晚上十点后不要念诵《心经》和《往生咒》,请师兄们一定要好好看《心灵法门入门手册》,避免操作不如理不如法)。所以,我们一定要听师父的话,师父不让做的就不做。念经消业的整个过程非常坎坷。真是造业容易,消业难啊!但是,我坚信菩萨法力无边,只要精进努力,一定会得到改变的。于是,我依靠师父录音中的法喜案例作为精神支撑。我一直坚持不懈,不怕万难,拼命念经。
由于吃喝拉撒都在床上,气场非常不好,自己又无法起身,只能躺在床上念经。我内心愧疚又纠结,不知道这样念经是否如理如法?会不会影响念经效果?感恩菩萨慈悲,当晚我就梦见师父了。师父身穿着黑西装,一边慈祥地笑着一边安慰我:不要担心。醒来后,我非常感恩师父的慈悲。师父知道我的特殊情况,这是对我的宽容和安慰啊。后来,大概念经差不多4~5个月后,我的脖子和头也能明显地转动了。这样法喜的变化,让我激动万分。我过去所经历的磨难与坚持都没有白费。观世音菩萨法力无边,让我看到了康复的一丝希望!(作者提醒:师兄们,在没有病痛的情况下,念经一定要体态恭敬,一分恭敬一分受益。)
3. 参加法会与拜师的殊胜,让我的身体不断法喜蜕变
2017年2月份,我结识了一位师兄。她邀请我一起去参加澳门法会。我心想:我能自己坐车吗?能去法会吗?凭着内心坚定的信念,路途中我一直念《大悲咒》。虽然我笨重的双腿只能勉强支撑着身体坐在座位上,但在观世音菩萨一路加持护佑下,我竟然能够如愿到了法会现场。现场听到师父开示、看到观世音菩萨的圣像,我泪如雨下。大法会当天晚上,我就梦到了观世音菩萨!感恩大慈大悲救苦救难观世音菩萨救我于苦海,给了我新的生命和生活。澳门法会结束,我当即发愿:一个月吃素15天,放生一万条鱼。参加澳门法会前,只要走两步路我就要歇一歇,而且我的身体没办法大幅度活动。
澳门法会回来后,我的双腿开始变得有力,可以支撑起身子在平地上走路了。虽然还不是很灵活,但是比起原来像软泥一样瘫痪在床的状态,已经不可同年而语了。我整个人精、气、神也越来越好。我非常惊喜!师父开示过,每场法会有很多佛菩萨来加持大家!
2017年8月,马来西亚法会前,师兄们让我拜师,但我不识字。慈悲的师兄们帮助我代笔填写拜师申请表。师兄们告诉我,这次拜师的人太多,有可能排不上队,得等到下一场法会才有机会。我告诉自己,无论这次能不能拜师,我都一定积极参加师父的法会。我这么大年纪了,能参加多一场法会都是我的福报啊。让我惊喜的是,一个星期后,我的拜师申请通过了。感恩观世音菩萨慈悲!
拜师当天,我激动万分。在拜师过程中,我听到一个非常立体、非常响亮的声音。我睁开眼睛时,我竟然看到了如来佛祖,还有好多菩萨都从天上下来了。这时,我看到师父上半身的法身呈现透明状,有一朵大大的莲花。我顿时感动得泪如雨下。直到颁发弟子证的时候,我浑然不觉师父已经走到我的身边。师父非常慈悲,给我灌顶加持。师父说:“因为拜师过程中有5个人睁开了眼睛,所以莲花没有种上去。不过没关系,等拜师仪式结束后,可以到前面去磕头求菩萨。”我就赶紧跑到前面去拜。我还没拜完,就过来了一个年轻师兄。他问我:“您感觉怎么样?有没有看到什么?” 我告诉他:“我看到如来佛祖了。” 他说:“您怎么确定那是如来佛祖呢?”我说:”我家母和家婆是学佛人,如来佛祖头发卷卷的。”
感恩观世音菩萨与师父的慈悲加持。拜师结束回家我就发愿: 终生吃全素,不杀生。真是愿力大于业力,发愿后,师父又来梦里帮我治疗双腿。有一次,我半眯着眼睛看到师父从我的房间经过。师父问我:“还有哪只脚不舒服?还有哪个地方疼痛的?” 瞬间我就醒了,醒来我发现我的双脚没有了原来的沉重感,走起路来更加轻盈了。我激动地跟老父亲分享:“师父又来加持我啦!”感恩师父慈悲关怀着每一位众生。每次梦见师父,师父都慈悲给予加持,我的身体总会有惊喜的好转。
没过多久,我不仅可以分开双脚,轮流迈开步伐独立上下楼梯。而且,我双手叉腰,可以前后自如地弯腰。后背的骨头原本因为全部错位并高低不平,如今完全恢复正常了。原本我没办法把手举起来洗脸、刷牙和梳头,因为手一抬,后背的骨头扯神经会导致剧烈的疼痛。每次打喷嚏或排泄的时候,都有种痛不欲生的感觉,就像死里逃生一样。这种地狱般的日子让我历经常人难以想象的苦痛折磨。然而现在,我的生活可以完全自理并且行动自如。有时候走太久会有一点点累,但是卧床休息十几分钟就可以恢复过来。虽然走路还有一点点高低现象,但如果不仔细看,是看不出来的。看到我学佛念经以来,从瘫痪卧床到独立行走的巨大变化,我的家人无比震惊。当年在床头边照顾我的老父亲直夸我:现在整个人完全变了,变得越来越健康了!我激动得泪眼婆娑。没有观世音菩萨与师父的大慈大悲救苦救难,真的不会有我今天的法喜蜕变!
2019年印尼法会和新加坡法会上,我恳请师兄们慈悲给我做义工的机会。按照法会规定,我已经超龄了。但是,我坚决一定要做义工。观世音菩萨给了我第二次生命,我就要身体力行地为众生服务。感恩观世音菩萨的慈悲,让我能如愿以偿。从法会做完义工回来,我发现我可以轻松自如地弯腰和下蹲,就连坐在地板上也没有问题了。感恩菩萨每次法会上都慈悲帮我消业,让我每次都能有不可思议的加持,变化。
4. 设佛台的不可思议加持,加速我身体恢复健康,创造医学奇迹
从2017年设佛台起,我每天坚持上早晚香。起初,身体还是直直的,不能弯腰鞠躬。两年里,我每天在佛台前上香求菩萨加持,让我身体能恢复得更好一些,能为众生表法。慢慢地,我从站着上香到弯腰鞠躬,到最后可以跪在佛台前念经。真是法喜充满啊!刚开始跪着后背还是很痛。随着业障的消除,我的后背也不疼痛了。有时候和师兄们出去设佛台,遇到佛诞日,我跪着念诵《礼佛大忏悔文》足足有一个半小时的时间。许多师兄都坚持不下来,唯独我坚持到结束。真是感恩菩萨慈悲加持!
曾经,省医院的医生告诉我,必须做手术把两块钢板放进骨头里,但我回绝了。因为我坚信有观世音菩萨和师父两座靠山,我什么都不怕。在因果面前,佛是大药王。唯有诚心忏悔,学佛修行才能彻底康复。我完全靠学佛念经吃素、设佛台、参加法会做义工,积极弘法度人,才创造了医学奇迹:现在和正常人一样行动自如。我甚至去工地做小工,搞卫生、做家政弥补家用!那些曾经轻微瘫痪的患者就算做手术,也没有我恢复得快,恢复到如此好的状态。
读者朋友们,你们看到我如此天翻地覆的变化,还犹豫什么呢?赶快捧起经书念经吧!我就是活生生的例子,铁一般的证据。观世音菩萨真实存在,并且大慈大悲有求必应啊!
现在回想起年轻时开酒吧所造下的恶业,真是罪孽深重。不正之财赚到了,可是,因果报应丝毫不爽,不是不报,时候未到。在我人到老年时,所有的报应一涌而来。不但钱财全部用尽,还要遭受肉体病痛的瘫痪之苦,因果不空啊!奉劝大家一定要谨记师父的教诲:诸恶莫作,众善奉行!不以善小而不为;不以恶小而为之!挣任何钱财之前都要三思,切记不可为了金钱利益而像我一样造下如此深重的罪孽,否则果报如影随形!
没有观世音菩萨和师父的慈悲救度与加持,就没有我今天的重生!弟子许愿尊师重道、一生清修、终生吃全素、不杀生、不吃鸡蛋、不抽烟、不喝酒;一世修成,永断轮回。今生跟着观世音菩萨修心修行,永不退转。跟着恩师慈父卢军宏台长弘扬心灵法门永不停息!我虽然60多岁了,但是我要身体力行地为大家表法,起早贪黑地和共修组师兄们一起去助缘设佛台。无论路程多么遥远,多么艰辛,我都严格要求自己。哪里需要我,我就走到哪里。哪怕我在吃饭,只要接到弘法任务,我一定当即放下筷子,一刻也不能耽误地出发。
心灵法门灵验无比,观世音菩萨大慈大悲,救苦救难,法力无边,有求必应。只要我们有一颗虔诚的心,只要我们坚持念经修行,没有什么困难可以打倒我们!我的身体变化就是最有力的证据!愿我的真实分享给那些还在受着病痛折磨的人们一些启发,让大家生起学佛念经的信念,捧起经书念经,愿更多的有缘众生能够早日破迷开悟,自利利他,离苦得乐!
我的分享结束了,分享中如有不如理不如法的地方,请观世音菩萨慈悲原谅!请十方三世一切诸佛菩萨和龙天护法菩萨慈悲原谅!请师父慈悲原谅!请师兄们批评指正!我自己的业障自己背,不让师兄们背!感恩合十!
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2024.05.19 14:53 kayakero What are support and resistance in trading?

What are support and resistance in trading?

What are supports and resistances in trading?

Supports and resistances are an extremely important factor in the world of trading, which is why they are established as an essential factor in technical analysis.
At the support and resistance levels, the price will take on another trend (the opposite of what it has been doing) , due to the competition between supply and demand.
  • A support is a price that is below the current price (declining) and usually coincides with a previous minimum on the chart. When there is support, the normal thing is that the purchase exceeds the sale due to the decrease in price and, therefore, it increases again.
  • In resistance the opposite happens; an uptrend price stops and begins to decline (usually coinciding with a previous peak on the charts). When there is resistance, the usual thing is that the selling price exceeds the buying price, in this way its trend will change and it will begin to fall.
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This is a psychological factor, since it is the traders who operate at these levels and help to intensify the support and resistance levels.
It is worth remembering that the difference between support and resistance is virtual : Both are the same thing, except that the supports are below the current price and the resistances are above.
Needless to say, once a resistance is overcome, it becomes support , as it becomes below the price. The same thing happens the other way around . If support is pierced, it will become resistance since it is now above the last price.

What is the purpose of identifying supports and resistances?

1.- To guess the direction the price will take
The price will tend to move without hesitation between support and resistance, slow down when approaching one of these and, sometimes, bounce when it reaches it and is not able to cross the barrier. This alone is a key consideration to take into account when considering operations.
2.- To determine where to place your safety stop
If we know that the safety stop has to be placed where we do not expect the price to reach, it makes all the sense in the world that we hide it behind a support or resistance.
For example, if we open long, we will place a safety stop somewhere below the current price. If we place our stop just below the nearest support, we will be placing it in an area where it will be reached with a very low probability. That is, only when we have made a mistake with the direction of the price in such a way that it has been able to pierce the support, will our stop loss be triggered.
3.- To know how far we have to wait before entering a position
You may want to buy Exxon Mobil stock as a long-term investment. However, it is always advisable to wait for the price to approach its local minimum. Sooner or later the price will approach significant support and there you will have your opportunity to buy cheap.
4.- To recognize channel breakouts and be prepared for any price explosion
It is common for the price to shoot out after the breakout of a channel. If you have marked your supports and resistances well, you will know exactly when the price leaves the channel and you will be able to anticipate by placing conditional entry orders just outside the channel.

How to calculate supports and resistances?

Now we will focus on how to look at the chart to locate the supports and resistances that the price has found, and is likely to find.
To detect supports and resistances on a chart we must take into account the following aspects:
In general, supports and resistances are nothing more than "hard" levels in which the price chart advances with greater difficulty and in which, due to this, the price sometimes bounces and changes its course.
Knowing this, the easiest way to locate support/resistance is to look for the levels at which the price slows down or rebounds . Supports and resistances are not always determined by a very defined price. Sometimes, they are more like price ranges.
Regarding the relevance of supports and resistances, this increases the more price rebounds they have and the longer the time frame to which they belong. That is, support is more relevant if it is seen on a weekly chart than if it is only found on a 10-minute chart. What's more, any support or resistance seen in a higher time frame also affects any of its lower ones.
Since at Novatos Trading Club we have the daily charts as a reference for trading, we first look for the supports and resistances in the weekly charts , thus we locate the most relevant ones and, later, we can look at those visible only in the daily or lower frame.
If you trade on another time frame, say, 5 minutes, then move up to the 30-minute time frame to locate the most relevant supports and resistances.

Find support and resistance step by step

In summary, to locate support and resistance, we will start by looking , on the chart with a longer time frame than usual, for those points where the price clearly slows down and/or rebounds. I recommend you mark them with a horizontal line, since the relevant supports and resistances last over time: Additionally, there are also less visible (and usually less relevant ) supports/resistances that you can also easily locate:
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  • See if there are round number prices in the area. For example, it is much more likely that there will be support at $40, than at $37.84. Round numbers are typical brackets.
  • Look for congestion areas . The areas in which the price moves in a range usually define support/resistance.
  • You will find support/resistance in the middle of the notably long candles and also in the middle of the gaps .
  • Fibonacci retracements also contain support or resistance levels hidden in plain sight.
One last note: Sometimes you will see or read that a certain price "rests" on its moving average. This leads to common confusion. The price always rests on a support and the moving average can easily coincide with this support at any given time. Stockings, by themselves, do not serve as support or resistance.
Locating the supports and resistances of a value is basic and should always be your first step when analyzing a chart.
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2024.05.19 14:42 cgstories The Sleepover (part 2)

First Part
“Your house is really nice,” I remarked, placing my sleeping bag and pillow on the floor. I kept my backpack close, making sure the crucifix I borrowed from my parents was safely tucked inside one of its pockets. I really hope my mom doesn't realize it's missing.
I was the only one who had arrived at the Bardell’s house so far. Mrs. Bardell opened the door and greeted me with a big, never-ending smile that looked like it was permanently glued to her face. Her teeth showed through the wide grin, and her lips were covered in a thick layer of red lipstick.
“That's really nice of you," she responded with a smile. “I can see why you get along with my girls.”
Mary and Jane, seated across from me, both nodded and chimed in together, “Yes, she's great, Mom. We're happy we invited her.”
“So, when are the others getting here?” I asked.
“What others?” Mrs. Bardell appeared puzzled.
“Tammy and Harriette. They said you invited them too, and they promised they'd come.”
“Oh, they're not coming anymore. They called just before you arrived to let us know,” Mrs. Bardell explained. Her big, dark eyes moved between me and the twins. “Okay girls, just sit tight for a bit. Dinner will be ready soon.” Then she went into the kitchen.
Fantastic! Just fantastic! Some friends they are. Traitors!
“They didn't tell me…” I mumbled quietly, feeling betrayed. I quickly checked my phone and texted Tammy: So you're just not gonna show up?
The message was stuck on “sending…”
“Don't worry about it,” the twins reassured me. “We'll still have a great time tonight!”
Their idea of a good time was putting on a skit they had practiced the last few days. The twins disappeared upstairs, only to return dressed in their costumes. Mary had on a gray hoodie that I thought I'd seen before, and I noticed a dark crusty-looking red spot on the sleeve. Jane sported a baseball uniform. Mr. Bardell, wearing a smile like his wife, joined in the fun. He was down on all fours, wearing a dog mask that looked surprisingly lifelike.
I sat still on the sofa, feeling completely weirded out.
As Mary ambled around the living room, her hood shielding her face and her hands tucked in her pockets, Jane and Mr. Bardell engaged in a game of frisbee. Mr. Bardell crawled around like a playful pup, zooming across the room and even leaping over the couch. Quickly, I crouched down to avoid getting hit. He then sprang to his feet, his arms bent like a dog's, proudly holding the frisbee in his mouth.
Mary stopped and glanced back. “Cool dog,” she said.
“Thanks,” Jane said, mimicking a man’s low pitch. “What’s your name, son?”
“Eddie.”
My stomach sank. That was the name of our missing classmate.
“Would you like to play with him?” Jane continued.
“I should really get home, my mom–” said Mary.
“One throw won't hurt, would it?”
“I guess not.”
Jane grabbed the frisbee out of her dad's mouth and passed it to Mary. The frisbee soared into the dining room and plopped right onto a plate sitting on the table.
“Oh! It flew into my house,” said Jane.
“I'm sorry!” Mary said.
“That's okay, my daughters are getting a kick out of watching us.” Jane pointed up. “Do you see them over there? Second floor, window to the right.”
Mary waved.
“They told me you're a friend of theirs.”
“Not exactly friends… I mean, we went to the same school. I haven't seen them around in a while though.”
“Why don't you come inside and say hi?”
Before Mary could answer, Mrs. Bardell popped out of the kitchen, saying dinner was served. All eyes turned to me, waiting for me to make the first move.
xxx
You get to vote on the character's next move.
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2024.05.19 14:11 FiveKnuckleJuggle Panel Show Weekly Schedule: Sun May 19 2024

Panel Show Weekly Schedule: Sun May 19 2024

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Mon May 20 2024 10:30:00 GMT Have You Been Paying Attention? Season 12 Episode 2 Episode 2 - 🔗
Mon May 20 2024 21:00:00 GMT Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains Series 5 Episode 11 Episode Eleven - Rhod Gilbert is joined by guests Amy Gledhill, Emmanuel Sonubi and Michelle Visage to roll back the clock. What will they learn about each other - and who will be the most embarrassed? 🔗
Tue May 21 2024 02:00:00 GMT A League of Their Own (2010) Road Trip: Mexico Episode 1 Episode One - Jamie Redknapp, Jill Scott, Micah Richards, Mo Gilligan and Maisie Adam explore what Mexico has to offer. 🔗
Tue May 21 2024 05:30:00 GMT After Midnight Season 1 Episode 60 Jim Rash, Nat Faxon - Taylor Tomlinson welcomes actor Jim Rash and actor Nat Faxon. 🔗
Wed May 22 2024 05:30:00 GMT After Midnight Season 1 Episode 61 Andy Richter, Penn Jillette, Aasif Mandvi - Taylor Tomlinson welcomes comic Andy Richter, magician Penn Jillette, and actor Aasif Mandvi. 🔗
Wed May 22 2024 10:30:00 GMT Gruen Season 16 - Gruen: Series 16 Episode 2 Episode 2 - The world has gone ad - but the algorithm has delivered brand new Gruen. Returning for an unprecedented and ill-advised 16th season, Wil Anderson and a panel of know-it-alls will pull you out from under the influence. 🔗
Thu May 23 2024 05:30:00 GMT After Midnight Season 1 Episode 62 Marcella Arguello, Thomas Lennon - Taylor Tomlinson welcomes comic Marcella Arguello and actor Thomas Lennon. 🔗
Thu May 23 2024 09:30:00 GMT 7 Days (2009) Season 16 Episode 8 Thursday May 23 2024 - 🔗
Thu May 23 2024 09:30:00 GMT Taskmaster (AU) Season 2 Episode 1 Episode 1 - Contestants: Anne Edmonds, Jenny Tian, Josh Thomas, Lloyd Langford, Wil Anderson 🔗
Thu May 23 2024 21:00:00 GMT Taskmaster Series 17 Episode 9 Assistantbury - As the series climax approaches, Little Alex Horne risks raising notoriously prickly Greg Davies' hackles with a task in celebration of himself. Sophie Willan is baffled by mirror writing, John Robins proves to be a talented tailor, Steve Pemberton has an expletive-laden row with a bin, Joanne McNally finds a novel use for a cow's ear, and Nick Mohammed brings a tear to Greg's eye. 🔗
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Fri May 24 2024 21:00:00 GMT Have I Got News for You Series 67 Episode 8 Episode Eight - University Challenge host Amol Rajan takes charge, with Richard Osman and Baroness Ruth Davidson as the guests. 🔗
Sat May 25 2024 17:00:00 GMT Suurmestari Season 5 Episode 11 Make a new friend - Contestants: Eero Ritala, Joonas Nordman, Pamela Tola, Pirjo Lonka 🔗
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2024.05.19 14:10 -WalkWithShadows- What's behind $80?

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2024.05.19 14:01 ThrowAway7s2 "Sister Bay Baptist Church Was 'Swedish' Until 1934" from the March 22, 1962 Door County Advocate

Sister Bay Baptist Church Was 'Swedish' Until 1934

Sister Bay Baptist Church Was 'Swedish' Until 1934

The origin of the First Baptist church of Sister Bay dates back to the 1860's when a Sunday school work was begun in their pioneer home, by Anders Seaquist. He and his family had at first settled in Marinette, Wis., upon their arrival from Sweden, but later moved to Door county, where they had secured land near Ephraim.
As a believer in the Lord and His word, he saw the need for Christian teaching among the settlers' children. Through his efforts the Sunday school he established was held in the various homes in the settlement and gratefully received by the Swedish settlers.
The Norwegian settlers already had two churches in Ephraim, one Moravian and one Lutheran.
In 1873 the arrival of John Anderson and his family from Sweden, proved to be a great blessing. Anderson was a lay preacher and he gladly joined his efforts to Seaquist's work which was now extended to include a preaching service.
Life for these rugged pioneers was hard but their faith in God was strong. They were grateful for the freedom they enjoyed as they gathered for their services of worship.
Small churches were being organized throughout the state, under the leadership of a Rev. A. P. Ekman, a missionary from Swedish Baptist General Conference of America. In the summer of 1877 Rev. Ekman visited this area and encouraged these scattered countrymen to organize themselves into a church.
On July 19, 1877, the formal organization of the Baptist church was completed with Rev. Ekmans' assistance. This meeting was held in the log cabin home of Hans Gunderson, a school master from Norway. Although he was not a man of the church, he was glad to see church work set up in the community. Historical records state there were 14 charter members namely; Anders Seaquist, John Anderson, Mrs. Maria Anderson, C. P. Carlson, Mrs. Lovisa Peterson, G. J. Johanson, a Mrs. Johnson, Aaron Peterson, Thom Peterson, Mrs. Sofia Seaquist, Mrs. August Erickson, Oscar Anderson and two unrecorded names.
These few dedicated folk formed the nucleus of our church. During the first few years John Anderson continued as lay preacher and Anders Seaquist as S. S. Superintendent and as secretary of the new organization.
As the work grew it became evident that a pastor was needed. In 1881, the church decided to call as pastor, a Rev. Wassell recently arrived from Sweden. He agreed to come to Sister Bay to look over the field and decided to accept the challenge offered to him.
Duo to the small struggling congregation, the pastor's salary was understandably meager, therefore Rev. Wassell found it necessary to help support his family as a part time farmer. As the congregation continued to grow, the church was able to assume the pastor's living expenses with the help of the American Baptist Conference. Rev. Wassell, a hardy man of God, continued as pastor of the church for 25 years. During his pastorate, services were held at Ellison Bay, Newport and Baileys Harbor.
In 1882 the first church building was erected on the present site of the church. The land for this purpose was donated by H. J. Wiltse, grandfather of Glendon Wiltse, the present vice chairman of the church. A community canvas preceeded the erection of the building. Due to the scarcity of money, many willingly volunteered work in procuring materials and in the construction. Simple in design, a large room with wooden benches, an enormous wood stove and kerosene lights, it however served its purpose until growing numbers literally pushed out the walls and made an addition necessary in 1902. The first parsonage was built in 1905; Rev. Wassell was still the leader when these improvements were made.
One of the problems that eventually came up was the question of language. The Swedish tongue had been used exclusively but it was now realized that a common language was necessary in order to [meet] the needs of a growing community of different nationalities. Seeing this need, Rev. Wassell resigned in order that a man more conversant with the English language might be called.
Rev. L. J. Olson took over the pastorate in 1906 and under his leadership plus other succeeding pastors, the Swedish language gradually gave way to English and the work has been extended and enlarged.
The present church building was erected in 1916 to accommodate the increasing congregation. Additional Sunday school facilities, an enlarged basement and other improvements were added in the thirties. The most recent remodeling was done in 1959 and included a pastor's study and a modern kitchen.
During the early years a German American Baptist church had been in existence at Newport for many years but had disbanded. In 1907 it was decided to establish a Mission work at Newport among the Scandinavian people. This was carried on in the rented old church building which was later purchased. A new church building was erected at Newport in 1924 and 4 years later in 1928 the Mission was organized into a church with 36 charter members.
As early as 1903 the church had a library it was reorganized and enlarged in 1944-45 and is added to year by year, filling a definite need for both children and adults.
The Sunday school work has continued faithfully through the years. Classes are held for all ages and the present membership is 215. C. P. Carlson was the superintendent following Anders Seaquist and others in succession have been;
J. P. Gothin, C. Palm, A. Magnusson, C. Wassell (All short terms); Axel Anderson served 29 years and 4 months; John Seaquist served 35 years; Leonard Peterson served 2 years and Winfield Anderson served since 1955.
Another activity is the Daily Vacation Bible school which has been conducted for two weeks each summer since it was started by Pastor Sanders in 1934.
On Feb. 19, 1934, the name of the church was officially changed from Swedish Baptist to First Baptist church of Sister Bay.
The church was happy to participate in the organization of the First Baptist church of Sturgeon Bay, In Feb. 1943 and endeavored to aid them financially when necessary.
A momentous decision was made by the church at New Years 1948, when it was decided to assume the support of a missionary family to Japan. Rev. and Mrs. Francis Sorley and son were assigned to us. The following year, on Mar. 22, 1949, the church assumed partial support of Dr. and Mrs. Charles Merchant and family, missionaries to Assam, India.
The ministry of music has always had a large part in the development of our church. We have been blessed with many and varied musical talents which have added much to the effectiveness of the work. A mixed choir has sung more or less regularly through the years. The first male chorus disbanded in 1943 after 25 years; however another male chorus was again organized in 1950.
Other organizations in the church are: Ezra Bible class; King's Daughters' class; Mission circle; Senior Fellowship group; C.Y.F. (high school age) G.M.G. (grade school girls); A.W.A.N.A. (grade school boys). The present membership of the church is 255. The Sunday morning worship service is being broadcast over WDOR for the 6th consecutive year.
Over 84 years have passed since the church was organized by a few persons who banded themselves together to promote their own spiritual growth, but who also had a vision of the need for spreading the gospel.
Church Registry of Pastors
Charles Wassell, Sept. 5. 1881 to Dec. 1, 1906.
L. J. Olson, Dec. 1, 1906 to July 1, 1909.
A. E. Carlson, Aug. 1909 to July, 1914.
Erick Anderson, July, 1914 to Feb., 1918.
J. S. Lundgren, July 6, 1918 to Oct. 25, 1920.
N. Werner Nelson, May, 1921 to Nov. 19, 1925.
O. C. Wieden, May 1, 1926 to Aug. 1, 1933.
C. B. Sanders, Feb. 1, 1934 to Jan. 31, 1939.
Anton Anderson, June, 1939 to Oct. 1, 1940.
Lawrence Sellin, Oct. 1, 1940 to April, 1943.
Eric Scherstrom, Oct., 1943 to Oct. 6,1946.
Aymond Anderson, Oct. 13, 1946 to Mar. 27, 1955.
Bernard Hogan, July 6, 1955 to Mar. 27, 1960.
James Campbell, June 2, I960—
[author not stated
Obituary for James Campbell: https://www.haaselockwoodfhs.com/obituary/James-CampbellIV ]
https://archive.co.door.wi.us/jsp/RcWebImageViewer.jsp?doc_id=1e8fc801-90a4-4104-8e86-19a1ea0947dc/wsbd0000/20151119/00000232&pg_seq=30
Courtesy of the Door County Library Newspaper Archive
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2024.05.19 13:54 ClimateShitpost Almost 80% of US capacity additions are solar and storage - combined with BTM solar, spot power will go to zero 10am to afternoon like all of summer

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2024.05.19 13:52 ClimateShitpost Almost 80% of US capacity additions are solar and storage - combined with BTM solar, spot power will go to zero 10am to afternoon like all of summer

Almost 80% of US capacity additions are solar and storage - combined with BTM solar, spot power will go to zero 10am to afternoon like all of summer
Side note: the wind additions are a bit disappointing at 8 GW for the whole US?
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2024.05.19 13:43 KurvixRLON 2010 Yeti 2.0Tdi 103kw 4x4 6s

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