Maine bhabhi ko rat mein choda

Liebe Carbonara Jünger, ich als statiatischer Ausreißer in diesem sub mit einem Portfolio kleiner als 2 Millionen und einem Gehalt unter 90k (im Monat) habe folgendes Problem zu dem ich eure Meinung und Rat einholen möchte.
Ich möchte eine BU abschließen und habe mir dafür eine Patientenquittung von der Krankenkasse geholt. Also alle Diagnosen und Abrechnungen die über mich gemacht wurden der letzten paar Jahre. Ich weiß, dass ich nichts dramatisches hatte, aber was zählt ist ja nur was auf dem Papier steht. Nun seh ich die Quittung durch und sehe, dass mir zwei mal "Nervenleiden im Lendenwirbelbereich" diagnostiziert wurde, also hartes KO für eine erschwingliche BU ohne krasse Ausschlüsse.
Beide Male von der selben Ärztin bei der ich seit über 6 Jahren nicht mehr war, außer: Ich bin 2021 zu ihr um eine Kopie meine Akte zu bekommen. Ich bekomme einen dicken Stapel mit alten röntgenbildern, blutmesswerten etc, aber keine Kopie der akte, also Notizen von ihr über mich. Das ist mir erst später aufgefallen. Außerdem hat sie gesagt, sie rechnet mich ab als Erkältung, denn für das Gespräch mit ihr bzw Kopien rausrücken will sie noch Geld haben bzw abrechnen können. Wie sich nun rausstellte: sie hat eine Erkältung und eben Rückenleiden abgerechnet.
Ich also einige Monate später nochmal zu ihr (andere Stadt und telefonisch praktisch nicht zu erreichen) und habe die vollständige akte gefordert, also ihre Notizen über mich. Sie sagte das sei nicht üblich, nicht möglich, mache sie nicht. Ich kannte meine rechte nicht und bin abgezogen. Zweites Mal rückenleiden abgerechnet.
An diesem punkt (Rückblickend weil ich ja erst jetzt sehe was sie da abgerechnet hat) kann ich nicht umhin böswilligkeit zu vermuten, denn ich habe auch klar gesagt wozu ich die Unterlagen will, versicherungsanträge..
Diese Woche also die Patientenquittung der Krankenkasse gesehen, das ganze festgestellt und frage mich was ich mache. Nach Krankenkassenauskunft bin ich darauf angewiesen, dass die Ärztin die Diagnose korrigiert. Und so oder so brauch ich die akte, wer weiß was die da noch drin stehen hat was mich im BU Schadensfall rauskegeln würde. Einschreiben schicken mit Forderung der Unterlagen, dann weiter? Oder mit ihr sprechen und die Situation erklären und auf ihren guten Willen hoffen? Meine Gedanken gehen schon so weit, was wenn sie mich quasi erpressen wollte, was dann?
Ich bin ratlos wie ich am besten vorgehen soll.

Meri mains mein 94.2%ile aayi, pure khaandan ka star tha main basically aur end mein chudh gya. Maine puri koshish Kari yeh main keh sakta hu without any regret. Still parents kabhi kabhi jaane Anjane mein kuch aisi baatein bol dete hain Jo hurt Kar jati hai. Mere papa mujhe kehte hain tune mehnat nahi Kari, not in a toxic way just if you had you would've made it Wali baat. Ispr mujhe gussa aata hai because main gaand ghisi hai in 2 Saal. Mera result dekhkr mere teachers aur dost jinki 99+ aayi hai woh shocked the kyunki batch toppers mein hoti thi meri ginti, teachers kehte the top 5k mein aana hai kuch bhi karke aur main 90k rank laya. Tut chuka hu, existential crisis mode mein hu, ki topper nhi toh aakhir hu kon main? Hu kya main? Mere hone ka point kya hai? Ghar se Bahar nhi ja rha kyunki lag rha hai saari duniya mujhe hi dekh rhi hai, saari duniya soch rhi hai, "baatein karta tha, aukaat mein kuch tha nahi", nahi padha ja rha lekin koshish abhi bhi Kar rha hu. Aaj bhi yahi hua, papa ne bol diya ki thodi aur mehnat Kari hoti toh.... main chilla padha ki kuch nhi karna mujhe, mere bas ka kuch nhi hai akela chhodh do. Is baat pe papa ne realise Kiya shayad ki I am hurting. After all clear na hone ka mujhse zyada dukh hai kya kisi ko? Console Kar rhe the, meri aankho mein aasu the lekin ek bhi baha nahi. Utne mein ek baat suni. "Bohot garv hai mujhe tujhpr aur tune Jo kuch bhi Kiya uspr". Life mein pehli baar suni yeh cheez. Fir nhi ruke aasu. Kamre ki light off karke leta hua tha toh shayad kisi ko dikhe nhi. Saari ummeed kho chuka hu main. Karna toh chahta hu life mein kuch lekin Kar nhi pa rha kisi wajah se. Sach kahu toh aur jeena bhi nhi chahta lekin itni Himmat bhi nhi ki kuch action le Saku. Kuch point nhi tha, bas suna hai dard baatne se Kam ho jata hai toh yeh lamba sa para likh diya. I am sure aap mein se bohot log same cheez experience Kar rhe ho. Maybe yeh relatable lage? Maybe kuch positive impact ho iska? Main nhi karna chahta aur kisi ko bhi disappoint, kyunki fir khud se bhi nazre nhi mila paunga. Thak gya hu, tut gya hu.

storytime.
din tha accounts aur business ka, mahaul tha tense aur anxious kyunki math aur gt fuck karke baithe the hum. do or die ka naara lagakar ratri jaagran karne ke baad thodi ummeed si dikhai de rahi thi.
fast forward, centre. 'global widom schol'. jo thodi ac classroom ki khwaish thi use marte hue mehsoos kiya humne. par abhi meri katni baaki thi. waah, iss school mein toh benches hi nahi hain 😊. computer lab wali kursiyan thi humare seats, library wale stools the humare tables. classroom itna chhota ki koi 2 kadam chal ke bhid jaye bkl diwaar se. stool ko straddle karke, manspread karke baithna pada jaise porno mein the hum.
fir shuru hui bakchodi invigilators ki. ek toh theek thi, doosri saali bhais ki aulaad iski maa ne kya khaakar paida kara tha bhagwan jaane, moti shakal dekh rahi thi sirf. saala paper shuru ho chuka aur chudail ki bacchi paper hi nhi deri, chai pee rahi thi suar kahin ki.
finally baati paper jab bacche chillane lage, fir sign karane laati 5;10 pe accounts ke paper ke beech. saala yahan gaand fatt rhi hai aur ye mothers name likhwa rahi thi madarchod teri aakhein noch lungi mai. fir kehti 'beta time 4;45 likhna' maine toh likh diya bhenchod 5;15. ab karaa change. fir mujhe stink eye de ke chali gayi.
paper toh accha gaya lekin khoon ubalta hai uski shakal yaad karke. note- i should become a writer. dhanyavad.

Ye meri pehli post hai. Isse pehle kabhi Reddit pe koi bhi post nahi ki. 1 mahine se follow kar raha hu iss subreddit ko, socha mai apni problem bata du. Meri mains mein 42 percentile aayi hai. Ab situation aisi hai ki mujhe Pune ke ek private college mein ECE mil raha hai (starting with S) average college h. But mai soch raha hu drop year lene ka. I'm really really confused as to what to do. Mujhe pata hai drop year bohot mushkil hoga aur 42 se 90 tak jaana nearly impossible hai, but I'm prepared for it. Please koi kuch advice ya suggestions dedo PS: Agar mai drop leta hu toh mujhe board bhi repeat karna padega kyunki aggregate 75% nahi bann raha aur improvement mai nahi de sakta kyunki BITS usse consider nahi karta

Ye meri pehli post hai. Isse pehle kabhi Reddit pe koi bhi post nahi ki. 1 mahine se follow kar raha hu iss subreddit ko, socha mai apni problem bata du. Meri mains mein 42 percentile aayi hai. Ab situation aisi hai ki mujhe Pune ke ek private college mein ECE mil raha hai (starting with S) average college h. But mai soch raha hu drop le lu. I'm really really confused as to what to do. Mujhe pata hai drop year bohot mushkil hoga aur 42 se 90 tak jaana nearly impossible hai, but I'm prepared for it. Please koi kuch advice ya suggestions dedo.
P.S : Agar mai drop leta hu toh mujhe board bhi repeat karna padega kyunki aggregate 75% nahi bann raha aur improvement mai nahi de sakta kyunki BITS usse consider nahi karta

So i fucked mains .....but vit chennai mein cse mil rhi hai cat 1 mein.....and bits ki prep bhi thik thaak hai....so in case bits fuck ho gya to kya vit chennai theek rhega ....Op ko Tell crow plzz..

Maine abhi google kiya and found out that Dodge Challenger India mein below 30 lacs mil rhi hai.
Aisa kaise ho rha hai? Itni acchi American Muscle Car, India mein. ~27 lacs ko?? How
Also. I'm below 18 so don't expect me to know how this happens. Just curious

Well, Bhai maine classes 9 lectures late join Kari, mujhe kuch samjh nahi aata tha, vectors, mole concept, algebra sab hard lagta tha. Allen ke minor test mein meri batch rank 54/79 aayi, 1050/1496 in ncr in mains. Abhi atomic structure, kinematics etc chal raha he, 2d ke questions mostly bilkul bhi samajh nahi aa rahe, har question mein online solution dekhna pad raha hein, kaise honge questions samajh hi nahi aa rahe.
10 June ko firse minor test hein, syllabus atomic structure, kinematics, log, sequence and series he.
Kinematics mein sabse zyada dikkat aa rahi he, module ke questions toh jaise taise online solutions, hints dekhar jaise taise thoda bohot samajh kar hi ho paa rahe he, sir Jo solved examples karwate he unko bhi practice kar leta hu.
Mein kya karu ki atleast meri 400-600 rank AA jaein, I am happy in that. Bohot kharab rank aayi he kya mooh dikhaunga parents ko.

I got a rank of 130 something in BA JMC in CET and I'm pretty sure I'll get into Christ where I've applied for English with creative writing. SNU mein bhi International Relations ka bhar rakha hai and usmein toh obv admission ho jayega.
Par IPU mein best collegeskonse hain? I've got a few admission calls but koi idea nahi hai badhiya konsa hai. Google par bhi nahi mila. Mujhe LLDIMS aur JIMS Vasant Kunj se mail aaya hai.
Ab ek aur problem hai. Mujhe management mein jaana hai but creative field ko combine karte hue. Toh ya toh main Editorials mein jaaungi nahi toh Pol. Science (if from DU or BHU) ya Int. Relations. Mujhe kaafi log bol rahe hain, coaching waale teachers bhi, ki English mein aage koi scope nahi hai BA ke baad. And Journalism and Mass Com ka koi point nahi hai. Which is true. I only want to go in Print Media toh fir ye photography, film making wagerah mein time waste kyu karu. I'm not interested at all in that.
Toh main kya karu fir. Christ se English ya fir IPU se BA JMC?

I was a dropper, gonna join College this year. I am gonna tell you why most of the people like you and me are gonna fail jee.(Not talking about competition and reservation, you can't do jackshit about it) Classes 1st se 10th Tak syllabus easy rehta h, itna easy ki agar consistently roz 3 ghante ya exam ke last week mein bhi padh liya, to exam mein 85% to aaram se aa jate the. Kyunki ye sab memory based tha, maths mein khud hi kaafi theorems ratne ko rehti thi. Tumhe itne saalo se ek cheez nhi thi, aur vo hai mehnat karne ki aadat. But 11th and 12th mein studies mein tumhe apna brain use karna hota h, Jo tumne itne samay mein Kara nhi, aur nahi tumme mehnat karne ki aadat h, ab tumhara brain mehnat karega hi nhi. It will always procrastinate. Tumhare paas vaise hi koi reason nhi h, tumhe aur mujhe pade-pade sab mil gya h. Hamare parents aur grandparents ko majburi thi, to unhone mehnat Kari. Hame kaunsi majboori h? To ab bacche par itna burden padta h aur vo phir sehen nhi pata. Tujhe jee aur college ko chorke koi aur bhi reason chahiye hoga, jaise tu foreign country mein jana chahta hoga etc. Ye tera motivation h Jo tujhe bahut Kam Lena hoga, but zaruri h. Watch David Goggins, that guy will tell you ki mehnat kya hoti That's what I think most people go through. Edit - I am no topper, I am an average student. I didn't clear mains (89%ile), and I am going to join a tier 3 college. Just sharing my experience so that juniors won't have to realise this the hard way and waste their time.

I'm 18 currently in class 12th. Jb Maine 10th pass Kiya mera result 66.4% tha below avg student hu mujhe jee ke bare mein dost ne bataya or bola dono sath me hi preparation krenge fir bola avi 10th ke baad admission nhi lene agle saal admission lenge 11th me ek saal drop le ke 9th 10th ka basics strong kr lo pta nhi kaise ye bakchod wala idea Maine maan bhi liya or addmission nhi liya lekin us saal Maine kuch bhi nhi padha sir video games, movies, social media yhi sb Kiya pure ek saal waste kr diye fir 11th me addmission liya socha ab se padhunga fir whi haal hua padhai ka aadat hi chut gya to kaise padhta 11th bhi pura waste kr diya ek single chapter bhi nhi padha 2 saal se book copy touch bhi nhi Kiya Aisa bhi nhi tha ki Mai bohot enjoy kr rha tha lekin padhne ka bilkul maan nhi krta tha padhai se maan hi hat gya Ghar mein bhi sab bolna chor diye hai dost log ke sath reh ke Nasha bhi krne lga hu avi 12th me gya online batch liya hu pw ka sb kuch hai padhne ke liya sara resource for bhi ab maan hi nhi kr rha padhne ka 12th ka class 1 April se start hua ek single lecture nhi attend Kiya hu mujhe bhi nhi pta hai ki Mai ky kr rha hu din bhar phone use krna or raat ko soo Jana kabhi kabhi to suicide krne ka bhi Maan Kiya hai. I wasted 18 years of my life😭😓

There's this guy in my coaching who happens to live near my house and hence, he drops me off home everytime. We are quite close and I have a crush on him and I think he does too.
We don't have classes for two days but our physics teacher takes extra classes on off days so I was asking him if he was sure that there were no extra classes, because if that was the case then I'll make plans to hang out. ("Agar classes nahi hongi so main toh ghumne ka plan banaungi.") So he asked where do I wanna go ("Accha batao kahan chalna hai?") but at first, I didn't read his text and went off saying my own thing that my dad and I are planning to go on a road trip but then again it might not be possible as he's busy with his university's work (my dad's a professor). And then when I did read and UNDERSTOOD his text, I did try to ask him to hang out by saying stuff like all my friends are kinda busy so i don't know if I'll be able to hang out.. but he was only like "Dukh Dard Peedha" ("Pain Agony Misery"). Actually I know he kinda feels awkward to initiate things again after I've ruined things because of my dumbness... But he also hesitates a bit...
One day he sent me a snap of him hanging out with his friends and actually one of his friends took his phone and pretended to be him and texted me that let's all hang out together after next mock test. And then he clarified the next day that whatever conversation I had, it was with his friend(🤡). And his friend was also there, and he said that "this guy was saying I wanna come here with (the nickname he calls me) so I thought it was my responsibility as a sincere friends to make things easy for him but I guess he would have liked it for only the both of you and not a group".
We both know that we like each other but none of us has made any moves to take things onto the next step.
I want to use this opportunity to make a move but I also don't want to sound desperate.
Hence, I need some advices on this situation.
Thanks for reading.
Tldr: My crush asked me out but I'm dumb. So now I'm caught up in a mess and need some advices.
Update: Since, we live in the same locality we often run into each other. So I saw him today evening talking with his friend group while I was out for a evening walk. And he said "Bas yahin gully mein hi aise ghum rahi ho. Papa ko bolo kahin ghumane le jaye." I don't know it kinda felt like he was mocking me.🤡
Update': It was our friend's birthday today and he invited both of us to hang out.. so nothing interesting happened because mostly we were in group.. but he picked me up and dropped me home as well because we are literally almost neighbours.. so this is it.. (meri kismat mein padhayi hi likhi hai romance nahi🤡)

They killed my dog that I had raised and made me sign the papers. I don't particularly hate my father because even he did not have a say but it was my mother's doing. She is in her school doing whatever the fuck she does and made me kill what I could call my child. 9 days to jee. Drop year. Already depressed as fuck. Everything is falling apart. I force myself to live and study everyday. Now she does that. Aaj ke din na padhai hui na hone vali hai. Emotional bakchodi on top. Kyun karra hun jee. Kiske liye kar raha hun. Melatonin ke gummies pade hain mere pass sleeping problems hain. Kya hi karna hai behen ki chut 20 gummies kha lunga apne aap full apne kutte ki tarah hi mar jaunga. Voh bhi neend ki tarah site hue mara hoga main bhi mar jata hu. Kutte ki ma ka bhosda baki sab bhi chuda hi hua hai. Bas one more reason to hate life. Aur voh behen ka loda nadi mein doob gaya tha fir bhi madarchod bach gaya. Uske severe physical trauma hua mental fits ki vajah se fir bhi bhagwan ne bacha liya. Ek mahine tak dhudhte rage fir bhi ni mila fir bhi bhagwan ne bacha liya. Aur in behen ke Lodon ne mar diya. I could basically not do much for him because mujhe jee pe focus karna hai. There were ways to save him but they instead chose to "euthanize" him. Pretty sure that's what awaits me if I am in a similar condition. Conditional love hai bhai. Kai bar kaha hai mujhse chor denge terko ek do bar ghar ke bahar rat mein bhi nikala hai. There is literally no hope. Let's see how my mind pulls me out this time. Agar kisi ko background pata hoga to he must know main vaise bhi mentally chuda hi hua hun it's the final straw. Like the official mini form of tragedy. Let's observe how my mind pulls me out of this vortex. Let's see how I save myself. Let's sit and watch.

Guys agar kisike 130+ aarahe ho mocks mein toh meri madad kardo , Mera marks ka plateau aagaya hai around 85-95 marks pe . But jiske liye target kar raha hu usme mujhe atleast 15 more marks chaiye aur woh nikal ke hi nahi de rahe hain . Yaar 8-9 din bache hai please koi tareeka hai Number output ko aur badhau . I tried ioc , oc , main marks ka increase mereko physics and maths mein dekhna hai . Please advise kardo . This will be my Last Jee Adv Attempt 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Toh bhay bohot din ho gye mujhe rote hue aur i decided to drop this year (got 94.2 (tukke se) actual is 57%ile) got 6 months for jan attempt
Toh (starting from today kyunki 02:37 am pr likh rha hun )abse har roz mai post kra krunga ki maine apna daily goal pura kra ya nhi. There will be 4 points i will cover everyday :
CONCLUSION (jisse tumhe sbse pehle pta lge ki maine goal complete kra ya nhi )
HOW DAY WENT
WHAT I LEARNT TODAY (jo kuch bhi mujhe important pta lga ya observe kra maine )
abhi ke liye 3 h age add kr dunga
fayda : is se ham dono ka fayda h tumhe meri glti se seekhne ko milega (tum bhi mere saath shuru kr skte ho comment mein completed ya kuch likh dena ) aur mujhe rahega ki mujhe post krna h toh daily goal complete krna padega.
gonna improve : currently my sitting ability is 1.5 hr with focus toh i'm gonna improve this aur i got this bad habit of opening insta and reddit again and again
restriction : study goal khtm krke hi instagram kholunga (break mein bhi nhi kholunga) aur ye post likhne ke liye raat mein open krunga ye sub jis se mujhe ye rhe ki sona bhi h toh time waste na ho
studying from prayas dropper batch (actually gonna start from 27) tb tk advance ke liye padhunga (ik stupid h pr is se mujhe pressure handle krne ka intro milega aur satisfaction ki maine mehnat kri h kam se kam quit nhi kra ) aur improvement ke liye bhi padhunga har roz 2 ghnta (khair this point i'll cover later )
guys pls u can give me sarcasm aur gali bakna jiss din maine goal pura nhi kra (hr roz krunga goal pura) i'll take it as constructive feedback
goal : jee mein 95+%ile (kyunki nit ece iss baar bhi mil jayegi) aur adv mein iit (is ke liye hi drop le rha)
toh yeah u can join me if you want
213 din 213 post

So, I was traveling from Greater Noida to Delhi, and the fare for the trip was quoted at ₹550. The driver picked me up, and we were en route. After 10-15 minutes, when we were on the expressway, the driver said "Sir ek request hai, meri shift end ho gayi thi 30 minute pehle he aur aapka pickup Greater Noida aana tha to main aa gaya kyunki mera dost jo doosra driver hai woh yahi rehta hai. To main usko pickup kar loon?" at first, I outright denied the request. Then he said "Sir please, mujhe wapis ulta aana padega aur fir usko gadi deke ghar jaaunga." I was initially a bit hesitant, but I eventually agreed. I asked him where he would pick up the other driver from, and he mentioned that he would be waiting near AMITY College. I was like route me he h to itna problem nahi h. 5-7 minutes before reaching AMITY he called the other guy, but he didn’t stop at amity. I asked him where is the other driver he was picking up? He said "Sir wo Amity nahi aaya, usko aane mein 30-35 minute lag jaayenge to thoda aage bulaya hai." I found it little shady and straight up said No we are not doing that but he started requesting agin "Sir please sir chalo lo, subah 6 baje se car chala raha hoon, bohot help ho jaayegi, pair bhi dukh rahe hain and all other bs." So I agreed with him k chl lo pr jlde krna. That mf went to Noida sector 18 and drove for good 25-30 minutes and then picked up his friend who was the other driver. I must say, the original driver was very polite in all his requests and very thankful after picking up the other driver. After that, we continued on to our destination. Upon arrival at our destination and the end of the trip, the fare, which was originally quoted at ₹550, came to a total of ₹850. The new driver then asked me to pay ₹850. So we started arguing on the fare price Me: "Main kyun doon bhai ₹850, meri original trip to bas ₹550 ki thi." Driver 2: "Kaise nahi doge gadi mein nahi tha tu pure time." Me:"Maine thode bola tha 18 jaane ko, mera to seedha route tha tekro uthane ke liye hum 18 mein itna andar aaye." Driver 2:"Arre toh they toh gadi mein he AC ki maze toh le he re they." Me: "Abe thoda dimag kharab hai meri trip hote itne toh main pakka deta tere vo dost roo raha tha please please karke toh main mana tha ki haan chalo, ek toh tumhare liye favour kiya khud late pahuncha aur mere se bol raha hai trip aur paise do kya sense hui baat ki? Pehli bar chalata hai kya cab?" Driver 2: "Paise toh pure doge." At that moment, I opened my car door (I am an advocate) and retrieved my court ID card and said Me: "Ye dekh( showing my ID) aur ye jo samne ghar hai na yahi jana hai 8 londe baithe hain ab tu bol police bulau ya un 8 londo ko?" After hearing this he became a little hesitant and said Driver2:“"Pata nahi kaha se aate hain do ₹550 he." He took the money and drove off.
tl;dr: I booked an Uber from Greater Noida to Delhi and the fare was ₹550. During the ride, the driver requested to swap with another driver, which resulted in a 25-30 minute detour from the dedicated route. Upon reaching my destination, the fare price had increased to ₹850, and the new driver insisted that I pay the full amount.

I got 97.34%ile in jee mains jan attempt, glitch ki wjah se april attempt de ni paaya, UP HS h, kuch ni mil rha itne pr achha, guidance na milne ki wjah se koi aur entrance (cuet, vitee, bitsat session 1) ni bhre cuz sabne kha tha itni percentile pr nit mil jayega (41.5k rank, general) Ab mera 26 ko advanced ka exam h, but genuinely mujhe bhot doubt h kuch hoga (maths bhot strong h meri, chemistry achhi-ish h, but physics mein cutoff clear bhi doubtful h...) so i was wondering kispr concentrate krna chahiye, try my best with advanced? Or just throw myself into studies for bitsat session 2

Mai 2023 ka pass out student hu ajj first time cuet dene gya aur guess what physics bekar gya😃 Mai March se apne domains padh rha hu aur one shot me pura syllabus khatm kr diya safal batch se notes revise kre subah subah formula revise kre paper aya aur hag diya bc 34 ques kre aur usme se max tukke Maree hai idk what's wrong with me kitna bhi try kr lo yeh science padhne ka mere se nhi hota Ghar walo ke khene pe science le liya 11th me kyuki lockdown tha aur free meh mil rhi thi meri life ki sabse biggest mistake thi science background meh jana mera shurwat se interest social science meh tha lekin science leli🤡 Bc kal aur ajj itna padhayi ki sab chize revise marri aur bc paper bhi fuck kr diya idk ab du meh ba ke courses milenge ki nhi milenge north campus toh pakka nhi milega uske liye 750+ chahie hote aur mere 600 ajaye woh bhut baddi baat hai lekin ajj bhut bura laga tbh yeh physics ke paper meh 60 min kaise beet gye pata bhi nhi chala 💔😂 Bs kal physical ka phir legal phir eng gt and bio Anne wale papers me accha perform krna hai ab Thank you for reading 🙏
Chalo choro mai waise bhi du sol meh hu pichle sall ek pvt college me addmission kra diya tha mere maa bapp ne lekin maine woh college chor diya uske chutiyapa ke karan 🤡 Yeh waise bhi mere last chance tha iske badd se physics ko haat nhi lagaunga kya krunga agar iss sall admission nhi hoga waise Mai bhi 2nd year meh ajaunga lekin ha ek baat confirm hai ki cuet pg ya masters krunga toh regular hi krunga waise bhi mera science field me janne ka Mann nhi 22 ko legal ka paper hai agar llb ke course meh bhi admission mil gya toh mai bhut khush rhunga nhi krni yeh science madarchod rat race nhi hoti science bhenchod
Ajj pata nhi Aisa lag rha hai ki itni mehnat ke badd bhi paper bekar gya toh bura lag rha hai choro kya hi bolu 💔

Haan sahi padha aapne, maine farts hi likha hai. Jaise Bachpan mein school mein sikhate the na God is omnipresent. Waise hi farts bhi omnipresent hain. Sab jagah hote hain. Ek baar mujhe kaam tha ek teacher se toh main unki class mein gayi. Jaise hi maine unki class mein enter kiya. Mujhe bohot hi gandi smell aayi. Kisi bachche ne fart kiya tha. It smelled putrid, it actually smelled like a dead animal.
Main ek baar dusre ek teacher ke class mein gayi thi toh woh apne dupatta muh pe rakh ke khade the aur bol rahe the ki subah toilet jake aana chahiye school mein.
Mere tuition mein bhi ek ladke ka digestion itna kharab tha ki kya kahoon. Woh baitha baitha itna ganda fart karta tha. Upar se dusre ladke bhi usko dekhle khud bhi fart karne lage. Phir do teen ladke aise the ki woh shamelessly zor zor se fart karne lage aur phir hanste the. Mujhe us ladke ki mummy ko batana pada ki woh bohot fart karta hai. Toh uski mummy ne kaha ki uski dawai li hai.
Mere khud ke class mein pichle saal sirf ek baar aisa hua tha ki kisine bohot hi smelly fart kiya tha. Mujhe already pata tha ki woh kaun ho sakta hai. Ek hi ladki aisi thi jo underweight thi aur theek se khana nahi khati thi, uski mummy ne mujhe kaha tha ki aap isko bolna khaye. Maine us ladki ko puchha aur usne accept kiya ki usne hi fart kiya hai.
Mere Nani jab mere Ghar rehne aaye the na. Toh jab mujhe fart karna hota toh main unse dur chali jati thi. Maine nani se kaha I respect you so, I am standing away from you while I fart. My Nani said it's okay, you don't have to. She said that sometimes nanaji used to fart and cover her face with the blanket.
Mere papa ek baar bata rahe the ki unke ek neighborhood mein ek family rehti thi. Unki beti chhoti thi toh woh bolti thi humare Ghar mein koi fart nahi karta hai.
I don't know why par mujhe farts Hindi mein bolna achha nahi lagta. Family ke samne bol leti hoon. Lekin bahar ke logon ke samne farts hi bolti hoon.
Apne kabhi yeh omnipresent farts experience kare hain, aisi jagah mein jahan aap kuch bol nahi sakte out of respect?
Edit- jab mein tuition mein Sanskrit mein parts of the body padhati hoon aur jab foot ko sanskrit mein पादः bolti hoon tab bachche bohot smile karte hain.

Maine irshaad hi kiya tha ki tum vah vah karne lagi, Maine shuru bhi nahi kiya tha ki tumne aakho mai umeed jaga li
"Kya maine itna acha likha hoga?" Mai khudse yeh puchne laga, Jawab se pehle apki awaaz aagayi "jaldi shuruvat kijiye, hum sun ne ke liye bekarar hai"
Apke chehre pe muskaan dekh mai phir kho sa gaya, Shuruvat karne vala hi tha ki mai madhosh hi ho gaya
Mai apne lafz bhul gaya, Kyon Ki aapki muskan mein mai khud kho gaya
Ghazal toh apko sunani thi, Par kya sunau uski aab samajh na thi
Himmat karke kuch lafzo ko baya kiya par voh hume jamme nahi, Apne phir bhi has ke vah vah kardiya vaha hum Jame ke jame reh gaye.
Unn lafzo mein meri kabiliyat nahi mera pyaar tha Apki hasi mai kya chupa hua aaj bhi koi Raaz tha?
~Yash.

My main focus has been doing B.Tech. in AIML. With my MET(1st phase) score being 70 and 91% being the overall percentage in ISC (93.25% if i exclude chem <- idk if that’s relevant or not), i am getting to hear from others that i can “hopefully” pull off same branch in Manipal University Jaipur. And with my 42k rank in VITEEE i can “probably” get Electronics and Communication in main campus (cat. 4 or 5). But the main problem here is that i got an offer letter from Shiv Nadar University that i got selected for provisional admission in pursuing Electrical and Computer Engineering which is only valid till 30th of May, before that i need to pay them a good amount of money. Now i am just blank kyuki SNU ka toh admission 100% pakka hain but its branch seems kinda risky to me (like handle kar payunga ki nahi) but dusre haath mein VIT aur Manipal ke branches toh June mein finalise honge, tab tak toh wo provisional admission ka date bhi nikal jayega :((….just want anyone to guide me in the slightest way possible. Upar se SNU ko sab praise kar rahe hain aur wahi MUJ ko sab gaali de rahe hain- ye baat bhi mujhe doubt mein chhor raha hain ki “will MUJ be worth it?”