Mas morto que o cla uchiha

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Obito's actions during the Nine Tails Attack on Konoha left the villagers suspecting the Uchiha Clan for it. That's fucking racist, is it not? I mean, they right, but that's quite an abundance of prejudice there. The Uchiha Clan began to harbour feelings of hatred due to their mistreatment. Fugaku Uchiha is the head of the Uchiha Clan. He also has 2 sons named Itachi and Itachi, and a daughter named Sasuke. Itachi died in the Kyuubi Attack, so it's only Itachi and Sasuke now. They are kinda important.
Uchiha Shisui R.I.P.'d himself after getting his eye stolen bye Danzo Shimura and giving his last remaining one to Itachi.
The Uchiha Clan wanted to plan a coup to take over Konoha, and as compensation for their isolation and mistreatment, steal the village's tendies for themselves, that'll show them. Uchiha Itachi was sent to work for the ANBU as a spy, but little did they know, they dun goofed. Itachi was actually a double agent. He proceeded to monitor the Uchiha's activities and snitch to the Konoha Council Elders.
"What do they plan on doing?" asked Hiruzen, the (arguably worst) 3rd Hokage.
"It seems they want to overthrow the authorities and steal Konoha's sacred tendies. This is inevitable." explained Itachi.
"OH NO!! THEEEY WAAAANT 2 STEEL ARE TENDEEES? WE HAVE 2 KILL THEM, ITACHI U DO IT." ordered Danzo Shimura, taking delight of the opportunity that had arisen.
"Wait, Danzo. We have to come to a peaceful, rational conclusion here. We can't just ask Itachi to kill his own cla-"
"#REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU BUMBLING DEADASS, MOTHERFUCKING PIPE SMOKING ASS, BITCHASS, HOKAGE ASS FOOL. YOU ARE A SHIT HOKAGE. I MAKE THE DECISIONS HERE, GOT IT? Itachi, just fuck up your clan." Danzo shouted angrily as he interrupted Hiruzen.
"K..." said Itachi solemnly, as he walked off to make preparations to annihilate his own kin. Shisui's death had made him realise that there was no other way. Although, at least he could spare one member's life.
Meanwhile, Obito was sneaking around the village, confirming where each and every tendie was located. That is...before Itachi caught and approached him.
"Hey." Itachi initiated the conversation.
"Fuck...! Ahem. I mean, yes?" said a flustered Obito as he was almost caught by Itachi eating a stolen tendie.
"I need your haxor skills to help me with something." Itachi requested.
"NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME." sang Obito internally.
You can't see because his face is hidden behind his mask, but Obito smiled ominously.
Obito began attacking the Uchiha Police Force, whilst Itachi bravely took on the helpless civilians and 2 year old shinobi. There was particularly one 2 year old he had trouble with: Donald J. Uchiha.
"I've managed to kill almost everyone on this district, but it seems you're a grade higher than the rest..." Itachi complimented the toddler.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!! YOU CALL YOURSELF AN UCHIHA? YOU'RE JUST FAKE NEWS! YOU FUCKING CHAD." yelled Donald in anger.
"Hmph. Sorry, but... *cuts his head off "I have no time to bother with you. GG, fodder." said Itachi hastily.
Izumi also appeared, but Itachi activated his Mangekyo and used SuckYourHomie on her, giving her visions of being endlessly fingered by his Susano'o hands. He then killed her peacefully. He was venturing to his house, where he would undoubtedly meet his father in Mortal Kombat.
Meanwhile, at the Police Force Headquarters...
Screams were echoing throughout the area.
Kamui's behind you*
"psshh.....nothin personnel.....kid.....a certain clan member wanted me to dispose of you. I'll be taking your eyes now..." Obito said as he confiscated every dead Uchiha's Sharingan from their eye socket.

S T E A L 1 0 0

"Good, I've levelled up. The plan is going smoothly..." Obito had finished taking out the trash. He returned and waited for Itachi to finish his job. But he was waiting an awfully long time...just what was taking him so long?
"Come in, there are no traps. Except Haku, lol." Fugaku remarked.
"...who?" a confused Itachi asked.
"Forget it, Haku isn't important yet. Anyway, I see you've aligned with the other side..." Fugaku said quietly.
"Mom, dad. I..."
"We already know, Itachi." Mikoto Uchiha interrupted.
"You truly are a kind child. Compared to you, our pain will end in an instant. Promise me one thing, keep Sasuke safe." Fugaku requested.
"Accept quest?

YES <----

NO

Yes, father." Itachi tearfully agreed. He was shaking profusely.
With one huge swing of his sword, he cut Fugaku's back the fuck open, like a piñata being demolished by a savage 6 year old. He was about to kill Mikoto, too. But then he said...
"...mom. I've been waiting for this moment my whole life..." Itachi said with a slightly disturbing smirk on his face.
"W-what is it, Itachi? Hurry up and kill me, too." Mikoto requested anxiously.
"Sorry, mom. But now that father's out of the way, I'm going to have my way with your body!!" Itachi revealed.
"W-what?! Itachi, what are you sayi-" Mikoto was interrupted by Itachi pushing her onto the floor with her face down.

"MOM, YOU ARE MY NEW LIGHT!! OFFER YOUR MILF BODY TO ME!!"

Itachi tore off Mikoto's clothes and grabbed her soft, plump, juicy ass.
"S-stop it, Itachi! What the hell are you doing to your own mother!" Mikoto screamed.
"I'm going in..." Itachi whispered as he activated his Mangekyo Sha-fuck-your-mother-ringan and watched in minute detail as his mother's ass was jiggling endlessly.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Your thing is inside me!!"

Mikoto screamed in a mixture of agony and ecstasy, mixed with a little bit of incest.
Itachi's Uchiha cock was throbbing inside Mikoto's drenched puss. Next, he wanted the S U C C.
"Mom...gib me the S U C C." Itachi demanded.
Mikoto gave him the S U C C. She then got her large, bouncy tig bitties and titfucked him.
"M-mom, I'm going to...!

SUSANO'O!!

"ITACHI, I'M CUMMING!" Mikoto yelped.
It was the final spurt, Itachi awakened his Susano'o and decimated his own mother's puss and came all over her face.
What a moment. That was an event that neither would forget. Unfortunately, one other person would never forget that peculiar sight, either...
"...Nii-san?" an innocent voice emanated from the door...
Itachi and Mikoto, panicked, gazed at the door's direction.
"S-sasuke?!" Mikoto muttered, out of breath.
"So, you came...Sasuke... (nah, I'm the one who came, ayy lmao)." Itachi calmly stated.

"NII-SAN, WHAT THE FUCK!!" a 7 year old Sasuke screeched.

Uchiha Obito: The Tale Of a Boy's Descent to Darkness (Road to the Tendies Jinchuuriki) Part lll - Tobi, Rookie of the Akatsuki releases next week! See you next Thursday!