Sluthead

I got verbal abuse ban, WHY? I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING WRONG, MY TEAMMATES WERE SO BAD AND USELESS. PLEASE UNBAN ME STUPID FACEIT!!!!!!! I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING BAD, UNBAN ME PLZ! ALL I SAID WAS:
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animal
anorak
ape
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arsebreath
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Barbie-fucker
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Mr. Anger
Mr. Obsessed
Mr. Struggle
Mr. Talk
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oaf
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Sam Rea
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witch
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wommy
worm
wretch
xenophobe
yahoo
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yonker
yutz
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zitface
zoophile
Anyways, Merry Christmas and try to behave, fellas!

DAE BRIE BELLA USING BRYDAN'S KICKS JUST TO GET OVER? FUCK THAT SLUTHEAD HOE BITCH

Hi guys! I stumbled into here and I love your stories. You guys are fucking hilarious. But I just can't stay I don't think, because it also makes me so angry!
I just wanted to say that I'm the son of the fuckhead MIL.
Mum turned into a piece of shit quickly over the course of my wife and my relationship. She (and Dad) have fucked up beyond repair, and I finally came around to defend my wife and new family. I started off uninvolved as I thought 'hey, that's just what Mum's like, you have to forge your own relationship with her'. So many fucked things. So much disrespect. I could go on forever with stories, but I want to shout at all the son's of bitchfaced cunt sluthead fuck-knuckled cock-eating shitbag MILs that your loyalty lies with your new family and if there is disrespect, you should fucking step up.
We have not spoken for what, over a year now or something. Not counting. The proverbial straw was something small, but disrespected our wishes for the last time. She's tried email and texts. No response. No point anymore. She tries saying horrible, disparaging, inflammatory bullshit which doesn't get her the satisfaction of continued contact, no matter how abusive. She's tried facebook as a platform. Holy shit Mum, you don't even know how the thing works! Blocked. Dad innocuously commented on something one of my wife's friends posted. Didn't know you were actively creeping here, Dad! Blocked.
No looking back. Toxic fuckwits gone. Life improving. Quit smoking. Beat alcoholism (thanks, genes). Beating depression. Number 2 on the way. Their grandkids will never know them. So sad, too bad. Not my fucking problem you done fucked it all up. Jesus, what were you expecting? That I'll just leave my wife and come and live with you and do everything you say and look after you when you eventually go full-senile? You did this to yourselves and you will never understand that because you are incapable of introspection, admitting or rectifying your mistakes, apologising, basic manners and wondering for even one minute that the reason you've been cut-off from all contact might have something to do with your appalling behaviour.
Sons, your job is to protect your wife/SO so please step up. Do not leave it to chance and do not let them inappropriately enmesh themselves into your lives and do not let it go on for years - you only have so many.