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Optical isomerism smaj nhi aa rha 😭😭

2024.05.16 20:21 kisaan_Troll Optical isomerism smaj nhi aa rha 😭😭

bhai organic padh rha tha. sabh shi chal rha tha lekin ye bc optical isomerism kuch lund samaj nhi aa rha mujhe pata nhi esa kyu lag rha hai ye sab out of syllabus hai. kyuki maine kahi ncert mai likhja hua dekha nhi ye pos,cos ,r confriguration , s confriguration ye erethyro theo wagera wagera . koi bata do ye sab hai kya neet ke syallabus mai aur padhna jaruri hai kya ?
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2024.05.16 18:45 username_archie Meri gaand ka dard - physical education madarchod

English already bigad chuka h pe ka toh syllabus hii lund hai (cbse aur icse ko mila k banaya h) padhne k liye chutt koi resource nhi h ... Wo ek zaki saudagar padhaya h 2023 m toh wo bhi bkl upar upar se karaya h ab pyq har baar alag alg chiz k ke mai panic krri hu gaand gota m muh m aagaya h , kal paper h meri gaand m pata nhi konsa keeda tha jo PE liii Upar se zaki ne notes bhi paid rkhe hain aur videos baar baar dekhna aand lgra uss bhadwe k Ab mujhe bhut bura h ... Mujhe sch m du chahiye the ab itni mehnat krne k baad itni gaannd ghis ne k baad aankho k saamne sb bikhar ta dekh nhu paari Jeevan m pehli baar itna padhi thi pr sb gud gobar hogaya Hath m time h sb h pr phir bhi gaand marwaungi kal mai Thank youu universe ❤️
Help kr sakte ho toh pls kro Resource batao
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2024.05.16 17:48 GaurangGR7 CONSISTENCY GAYI MAA CHUDANE

bhai ye kya paper bana rahe hai iss saal. bc koi consistency hi nahi hai. baccha pyqs hi toh padhke jaayega exam ka idea lagane ke liye. ye bkl patani kaha se question utha laate hai. aur bc eco paper mei ye FEMA FERA nominal inflation ye mkc kaha de rkha hai ncert mei line dikhwado. baat kru math ki ab, inme akkal naamak cheez hi na hai. jab bkc paper hi aisa banana hai ki maximum 30 question baccha kar paaye, to bc 40 question karne ka systemn rakha hi kyu math mei. pichle 3 saal se question ka level same aa raha hai, experiment karna hai to kya hamare saath hi. na lund bhar ki management capability hai na exam set karne ka idea. itna gawaar national agency ni dekhi aaj tak.
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2024.05.12 16:59 RevolutionaryCod7600 Dont know where iam lagging

Dont know where iam lagging
Almost studied every chapters in physics and chemistry , fked up both jee mains 1 and 2 !! Mene literally saare pyq solve kare thai from 2019 to 2023 of every chapter , but mene yeh ek galti kari ki i didnt gave mocks before exam ... Isiliye exam meh fk up hogaya aur bhot ghatiya percentile aayi hai !! But meh itna bhi ghatiya expect nai karra tha ( got 68 percentile btw ) mujhe bhot sharam aati hai kehte hue ki joh banda bass gine chune chapters bhi karke jayega usko mere seh zada percentile aajayega ...... Mehnat kiya but idk kya haal hogaya hai mera jee mains gaya toh gaya phir socha ki bake entrance meh aacha karuga eamcet kiya usme bhi kuch nai hua and aaj comedk diya usme bhi kuch nai hone wala hai !! I observed one thing ki exam ke samay mera dimag soch nai pata tricky ya difficult questions ko kaise approch kare ... Piche timer laga rehta hai isliye woh tricky questions ko chodh deta hu ki aage jake karuga but end meh chooth jaate hai aur jitne mark kiya woh bhi galat hojate hai !! Chapters saare 5-6 baar revise kiya hu but exam meh clearly yadh nai aate cheeze .... Esa lagta hai padha toh hai but yadh nai aara !! Easy questions hi solve ho paate hai mujse .... Iam really hopeless in life mujhe koi college nai milne wala hai , drop is the only option i have mujhe pls bata doh meh kya lack karra hu kuch sudhar nai raha hai zindagi meh !! Comedk mocks bhi deta tha toh usme bhi number nai aate thai banda kare toh kya kare ek mock test meh bhi 100 above score nai hua jee mains meh !! Let me share u some stats
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2024.05.10 15:29 Same-Cheesecake-7163 Loser hu🥲

Hlo Everyone So yeh mai apne baare mai bta rha kya mtlab rant hai🥲 So mai kbhi bhi padhai mai aacha nhi tha school mai na hi mujhe man krta tha padhne na hi koi seriousness thi ..fir 9th mai lockdown end hone ke baad seriousness aaya fir aacha se padha lekin sirf science padha aache se..aur sub mai interest nhi tha fir maine socha iit ka prep krunga books mangwa liya lekin pta nhi kaise start kru 9th mai yt pe search kiya mila nhi fir chor diya socha hatao bhencho fir 9th aise hi end hua mere 71 marks aaye out of 80 science mai aur sb mai average.. 10th aaya firse lockdown lg gya khub bakchodi kri padhai chor ke padhta tha lekin bhut kam ..... bgmi khela insta Chalaya ladkiyo ke chakkar mai nhi tha (mtlab tha thora sa) fir term 1 mai padha bhut ache se lekin sirf science 3sample paper khatam krdiye sirf science ke lekin baki subject bss 3 din pehle start kiya term 1 mai 80percent aagye Fir term 1 ke baad bkchodi ki us samay chutiya tha kuch nhi padha boards itne late se hone the phir bhi term 2 ke 20din pehle panic attack aaya bhut ganda wala and sexual compulsive thoughts aane lge bhut gande wale pta chla mujhe ocd hai phir term 2 26th April se hua us mai bhi compulsive thoughts aane lage jab mai exam dene jata aur ghar aata phir boards 18th may ko khatam hogye aur uske baad bgmi khela bhut kyuki mera interest bn gya tha mai socha tha tournament khelunga esports mai jaunga lund kuch nhi hua phir 3rd june ko jb train mai tha other city jane ke liye for 11th tab train mai delete krdiya lekin abhi bhi man krta tha khelu mai utna shi toh nhi khelta tha lekin aacha khel leta tha phir classes start hui toh maths and chemistry mai kuch smjh hi nhi aa rha tha physics aache se aa rha tha mujhe phir maine sir ko bola sir ne bola notes mai dekho fir maine yt pr search kiya mujhe nhi mila Sare jee mains level the us mai pta nhi tha ki jee mains level toh krlu pehle😓 or mohit tyagi sir ka channel ke bare mai bhi nhi pta tha aur kaise taise apna 1st diya 24th july ko 150 aaye usme maths attempt hi nhi kiya tha fir fever hogya uske baad ghar chle gya 10 days jab aaya coaching tb kuch bhi smjh nhi aaya sir log bole notes padho fir kha dikaat hai batao mujhe smjh hi nhi aaya kuch bhi fir yt pe oneshots dekhne lga kyuki detail mai nhi mila fir smjh nhi aaya tha toh frustrate hogya aur kuch nhi padha fir ghar aagya November mai chor ke socha bhi nhi kyu chor rha hun kya kya possible situations aa sakte hai chorne ke baad fir online kiya aur procrastination kiya bhut 12th start mai serious hua fir 15 din baad man hi nhi krta padhne ka push bhi nhi kiya fir oct mai dengue hogya fir november mai socha padhu lekin syllabus zero tha fir soche boards ka padhlete hai kaise taise phy and maths khtam kiye lekin bseb tha toh chud gye 68.6% aaya jan jee mains mai 60percentile the.. April nhi diya Ab drop liya hai ghar aane ke baad kuch nhi kiya insta bhi nhi chalaya naa hi utna movies dekha bss ghar pr hi thaa bss PROCASTINATION kiya boards mai aacha percentage lane ka opportunity tha miss krdiya ab bhut guilt and regret ho rha hai ki mere pass koi academic achievement nhi hai logo ne kitne olympiads phode hai lekin maine kuch bhi nhi kiyaa mujhe ghar nhi aana chaiye tha mai isiliye aaya kyuki backlog bn gya tha aur wha pr homesickness hone lga man nhi lagta tha lekin us samay ye sochta ki padh lete hai yeh 2 saal bhut important hai ab bhut bura lagra drop year mai aache se padhke apne academic records ko aacha krunga
Sorry itne lambe post ke liye agar nhi bhi padh rhe toh koi ni🙏😓🥲
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2024.05.03 14:56 PomeloSharp1865 Which College is ready to spread their fuxking leg

Mkc sabki i hve 92ile in jee and 54k vit no quota no home state middle class fuck do i do idc what college just tell me even if it is shit NAME the shit
HOW DO U ENTER A FUCKING COLLEGE konsi counselling konsa lund kiski chut me dalna h batao
Aur kismat se mai powerful bangya ILL FUCKING BURN THE WORLD TURN THE WORLD INTO ASHES mkc bhagwan chut dedeta accha female quota leke chala jata shadi karleta koi career banane ki tension nhi ya koi caste dedeta
EVERY MOTHERFUCKER DESERVES TO DIE CALL ME SATAN BITCH ILL MAKE MY HOUSE WALLS WITH YOUR CORPSES GONNA DRINK INFANTS BLOOD FUCK UU I ROAST YOUR GENITALS ACID GONNA MELT U ALL BITCHES
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2024.05.02 23:20 pigeonhunter006 Average 11th wasted post.

2025tard here
pura 11th bas game khela bc, September mai realise hua, ki maybe padh lena chahiye, par itna backlog dekhke gaand phat gyi. Biggest depressive downfall of my life yet, pure saal bhar muskil se 12-15 din school gya, apne aap ko band karke room mai baitha rha pure saal. Chronically online hogya pura, blackpilled forums browse karta tha har ek din. Ek tarah se self harm hi tha, mental health ki ma chud gyi thi. Coaching thi PW ki par coaching mujhe samajh nhi aati thi ekdum( puri life home tutor se padha). 10th tak above average student tha mostly. ICSE ke board mai 95% aye the, par lund kuch phark karta boards ke marks. Akhri ke 1.5 months bas PYQ laga ke aagye the itne marks. 10th ki yaad aati ab. Pure 11th mai 7-8 chapter padhe atmost, total.
Meri ye haalat dekhke maa baap ne home tutor laga diya wapas. Ab thoda padhne ki aadat wapas aari, I have completed backlog of 16-18 chapters just last month from PCM. Aur ab realise hora actually mai kitna peeche hu. Ek to increased competition dekhke aur phat rhi. 99.3% pe 16k rank mil rhi baccho ko isi saal.
itna blackpilled hogya hu ki sirf negative thoughts ate hai, extreme worse case scenarios bas.
thank you for reading fellowtards. Excuse nhi de rha bas RR karna tha thoda. Agar koi similar halat mai that aur comeback kiya koi tips dedo bhai. Is it even possible to cover 2 year worth of classes in a year at the level of JEE mains? Mehnat karne ko taiyaar hu, har din 8 ghante baith bhi rha padhne (jyada nhi hai from what ive seen on this sub comparatively).
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2024.05.02 16:58 jazzsham Fantasy confession

Roleplay - brother- sister incest
Personality- you are hot short heighted first cousin who is extremely vibrant and colourful but at the same time dam aggressive you figure is around 32 28 34 perky tits and round ass. Face is attractive and very fair.
Me - tall handsome athletic muscular built body sharp long nose colour is fair
Story revolving around
You have had many boy friends many sugar daddy boyfriends as well. You know all my secrets and i know all your secrets we both are very close and share a very friendly relationship more of as friends we both hang out a lot drink and smoke a lot maybe inside our minds we are fantasising each other in a sexual relationship as well. We both admire and love each other a lot ( but never had the guts to talk about it with each other) we love to talk about marriage sex babies and our idiotic family members. You are at times jealous of my wife and i get jealous of your boy friends as well
PLOT.
So one night me and you are drinking our favourite Budweiser magnum beer and smoking our favourite gold flake lights cigarette while driving in the outskirts of our city
we are getting drunk i pop out the topic that my wife after our marriage has fucked his ex a couple of times and i have caught her while doing that., i tell you that i forgave my wife and she has been very apologetic about it but inside somewhere i have to have sex with someone other than my wife to get rid of that feeling i am getting avenge ful.
As soon as you got to know about it you got angry and wanted to beat the shit out of my wife but i controlled you. Now me and my wife are living separately as of now coz of work and all other things. ( we both are highly drunk at this moment ) I tell you that i am enjoying this freedom of living like a bachelor but you interrupt me and said kis bat ka bachelor tu to daru bhi behen k sath pi raha hai to which i reply tu girlfriend se kam thodi na hai this gave a firing sensation inside you and you tell me.
Me teri girlfriend thodi na hu to which i say girlfriend se kam bhi to nahi hai and you start blushing. Now you push me a bit and tell me gf k sath sirf daru nahi pite hai kuch bhi mat bol bhai its a direct message to me which gave me chills, my dick pushed itself inside my underwear. I gently ask you gf k sath jo karte hai vo tere sath nahi kar sakta na as soon as i said this you laughed out loud and said gf bola mujhe to gf jaise treat kar bhai.
Now theres utter silence in the car we both are staring each other and all of a sudden i grabbed your head and pushed it towards myself and kiss you so hard that you couldn’t breathe you now got rid of me and slapped me hard smiled and said BHAI isi din ka to intezar tha. I took my car to a lonely field
Finally chapter of being a behenchod
Now we start kissing each other passionately my tongue down your throat and your tongue down mine our saliva flowing from the side of our mouth yet we keep on kissing and smooching each other passionately sucking each others lips violently breathing heavily your one hand has reached my dick and my hand has reached to your tits we both are pressing each other hard i am pressing your boobs very hard my hand has gone inside your tshirt i am feeling the warmth of my sisters boobs and its softness, your hand has gone inside my jeans and inside my underwear you are holding my hard cock and your hands are wet with my dicks pre cum. We both are still kissing each other hard our spits inside each others mouth. Now i push my hand from your boobs to your pussy which is entirely wet i start fingering you very hard and you start screaming ahhh bhai ahhh dheere dheere i dont listen to you and keep on fingering you my entire hand is wet with your cum in it i slowly take out my hand and put that wet hand and fingers of mine inside my mouth ahhhh pehli bar behen ki chut ka pani taste kiya mene its so warm and salty you hold my hand and taste yourself from my fingers and kiss me hard while spitting in my mouth now you smile and say bhai hath se mat chat mu se chatle to which i violently grab your boobs hold you tight and throw you in the back seat. You start enjoying the moment while i am coming outside from the gate you start saying sale kab se tadap rahi hu tere liye itne sal se daru pi rahi hu tere sath mujhe kyo nahi chodta tha mujhe pata tha tu behenchod hai. I have come in the back seat now i say chal chut chata bhai ko tu which you gladly opened your jeans grabbed my head and pushed it inside your pussy. It smells so good i start eating your garam garam chut licking you so hard in and out that you start screaming ahhhh bhai chatle pura bhaiiii ahhhhhhh you start pressing my head inside your pussy and start moving your belly like a dancer like moving your pussy in my mouth. Your warm cum and wet pussy tastes so fucking delicious. You start screaming bhai mera hojaega itne zor se mat chat ahhhhh bhai ahhhhh i keep licking you and tell you behen mauka hai aaj bhai ko pani pila de pura chut ka jhad ja mere mu me to which you came so hard you pushed my head inside your pussy i am unable to breath your force is so strong. Your entire cum is down my throat and i ate all of it.
You are all tired and fucked up and now you tell me bhai i am done i need more beer you drank all my fluids so we start drinking some beer again, while drinking i am pressing your boobs now i tell you sunna behen kiss me hard and now make me drink beer from your mouth you started smiling and said pakka wala behenchod hai na tu and i said tu itni badi randi hai lekin aab se sirf bhai ki randi hai hearing this you suddenly got charged and started smooching me you started spitting out your beer from your mouth to my mouth and made me drink it while kissing me you whisper lund chusaega behen ko? And i got crazy after hearing this mene bola ha aur kya karegi behen and you said chusa de yar tadap rahi hu. Now you got on the side of the seat took out my cock and start licking the top of my dick which was full of pre cum you are tasting my salty pre cum and started going down my dick slowly sucking and blowing your brother while you suck me i an sipping my beer and my one hand is in your ass cheeks pressing them hard i am getting so horny that i start pressing your head down my throat till my balls moaning aahhhh behen aaaahhhhhh while sucking you tell me bhai mu me mat cum kar dena mujhe chudna bhi hai i smiled and said chuste reh pehle ache se chudai bhi karenge you are giving me deep throat all sloppy blowjob my backseat is full of your spits and saliva with that spit you suddenly kiss and smooch me giving me the taste of my own pre cum and your saliva ( this was a surprise kiss ) but i liked it like anything
Now you tell me chal chod apni behen ko sale kutte and snatched my beer and started drinking it. Before fucking you i tell you yar condom nahi hai what to do it can be risky and you smiled and said jab tera pani nikalne wala hoga to bata dena me uth jaunga aur mu me lungi.
Mene bola tu apne bhai ka cum swallow karegi? You replied ha bhujha de meri pyas pila de pani apne lund ka apni randi behen ko
Now i grabbed your hairs and smooched you so fucking hard that you started bleeding from your lips and you started riding me hard. Charging like a mad bitch you are riding me so hard in and out we both are dirty talking to each other while fucking. You tell me bhabhi bhi aise hi chudti hai kya tere se i said ha chudti to hai lekin maza tu hi zada de rahi hai you started laughing while jumping on my dick screaming ahhhhh bhai maza aaraha hai zindagi me bohat logo se chudi lekin bhai se chudne ka maza pehli bar mil raha hai ahhhhh bhai itna sukoon kabhi nahi mila mujhe aahhhhhhhhh
Chodte chodte i start pressing your boobs hard and you tell me bhai daba mat chus le unko pura i now start sucking your perky tits i tell you spit on those boobs so that i can taste your spit while sucking them hard and you gladly do so ahhh behen aaj jeewan ka asli maza aaya hai har kisi ko behen chodne ka mauka nahi milta hum dono lucky hai you said mujhe pata tha tu behenchod hai lekin me bhi darti thi kaise chudungi tujhse i also said me bhi darta tha yar lekin tujhe dekh k hilata bohat tha ghar ja k You said ahhhhhh bhai chodte reh tera lund itna bada hai pura andar tak feel ho raha hai mera hojaega i bit your tits. Now we both changed our position in the car and started doing it in reverse cowgirl while you started jumping on my dick i started biting you on your shoulders and holding you from your tits. Ahhh bhai maza aaraha hai tu mere andar pani mat nikalna yar apna baccha pata nahi tujhe papa bolega ya mama we cannot have kids together. I said ha mera nikalne wala hai you asked me while being fucked bhabhi ko kaha lena pasand hai tera pani, i said usko to chut k andar lena pasand hai pura pani you replied swallow nahi karti mene kaha nahi usi chut swallow karti hai and we both started smiling looking at each other
While looking at each other you said mujhe chut me nahi apne mu me lena hai pani bhai pila de mujhe please as soon as i heard this i said nikal jaega and you said pila de jaldi and i started screaming ahhhh aane wala hai and you jumped from my dick and brought your face towards my dick and put my dick inside your mouth and started stroking it like hell hard and came all inside your mouth. Such a huge mess it was you swallowed all my cum and showed me your mouth while doing that but you are such a slut that after swallowing the cum you kissed me hard making me taste my own cum from your tongue. We both had a smoke after that and got ready to go to our homes.
Do you want Chapter 2 ?
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2024.04.26 11:54 DankEvil Kamiyabi ka Jashn to Sab manate hai! Mai Nakamyabi ka Jashn manaunga.

So gaadi seekhli hai and mkc Nta ki. Mera lawda kare abb padhai. Pehle to gaadi se kahi ghoomke aaunga firr Gym jaunga aur raat ko alecc daddy ko sex sux karte hue range haathon pakdunga. Kis ke saath? "Nta ke director general ke saath" 250 mai mili hai alecc daddy ko randi.
Mkc bade khatarnak ideas aae hai buisness related and abb execution ka time aa gya hai college ke saath saath lakh rupaye har mahine nahi kamaye to alecc sirr ko gaand de dunga.
Buisness ka bhaut pehle se soch rkha hai kyunki pehle hi pta thaa ki accha college nahi milega aur 10-20 lakh ki naukri to badi durr ki baat hai to mera lund kare abb rat race mai participate. Roz kamaunga roz billi maarunga fuck this shit.
Har generation mai kisi na kisi bande ko to duniya se gand marwani padti hai aurr aage ki generation maje kaat ti hai and mujhw lagta hai meri family mai mein hi hu vo.
"Ek Bhaut Sundar Quote Hai"
Everybody wants to be someone's Sun, To brighten up their day. But why not be someone's Moon, To lighten up their darkest hour?
Byee and Sorry for Chutiya sa Rant
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2024.04.26 10:21 Confident-Ad-2192 Is it my fault ya Fir System ne Backchodi di?

Well Mere 12th mein 65.8 percentile aaye the, General candidate tha, toh mujhe pta tha ki mujhe Lund kuch nhi milne wala, Isliye Maine drop Liya, aur Prayas 2.0 batch join kr Liya, 12th ki toh thodi meri preparation thi hi Lakshay batch se, socha 11th krke 150 se upar laa Kar aram se 98%Ile se 99%Ile lakar acha NIT aur advance mein 40% marks lakar ek 2nd tier IIT mein decent branch nikal lunga. Toh Maine start Kiya, aur surprisingly sab acha chal rha tha, bas September tak, Uske baad Mera GOC aur coordinate geometry mein jo burnout hua, Muskil se din k 4 ghante padhpata tha mai, aur aisa Pura September aur October chala, is wajah se IOC nhi kr paya, Fir November mein mujhe hosh aaya, Aur Maine 12th k revision aur 5 sal k PYQ lgane Shura krdiye, Joki bhut sahi gya, physics ka 80% syllabus Chemistry ka 60% aur Maths ka 80% syllabus hgya tha, Phir Maine jee ka first attempt diya "27 January s2" ko, Aur ma Kasam NTA walo ne itna Lund centre diya, Jaha Mera seat tha usi k samne bada se exhaust tha, Aur Mere exam start krte hi usko on krdiye, Itni irritating awaz thi uski, ki Mera dhyan hi nhi lg pa rha tha thik se, sirf 35 question attempt krke aa paya, Uske baad answer key aaya usme Mere 93 marks bne the, Jiske bhi Coaching k site pe Marks vs percentile dekha toh bol rhe the 93 pe aram se 91 %Ile se 94%Ile bn jaenge, Mujhe unta bura bhi nhi laga, socha agla attempt mein mehnat krke nikalenge, Result aaya aur Mere aaye 81 percentile, meri gand phatke 64 hgyi thi, Ki ye kya hgya, Kahi Maine toh marks galat nhi gine, phir yt pe Jake Marks vs percentile dekha, toh lahi 140 pe 90 percentile, toh kahi 70 pe 90 percentile, meri toh puri umeed hi khatam hgyi thi, Mera literally padhne ka Mann hi nhi krta tah, Fir Maine EM waves aur Gravitation ki jaise taise uske badd din mein sirf 4 ghante hi padh Pata tha, PYQ lgata tha usme, Aur Maine jee mains k baad k 30 31 aur 1 k paper ko Allen k website se nikalwakar unko as a mock test Dena Shura Kiya, Usme Mere 110 se 120 aram se bn Jate the, Fir wahi marks se mein Marks vs percentile dekhta tha toh 94-95 percentile dekh Kar rona aata tha, Ki Bhagawan ne Mere sath hi aisa kyu Kia? Fir Maine second attempt diya, 6 s2 ko aur Maine total 40 question attempt Kiya the, Jaise hi Yt pe aaya toh log Halla Macha rhe the second hardest shift, Third hardest shift, Mai khush hgya, ki ye sochke ki agar shift second hardest hai toh cut off bhi uske aas paas jayega, Fir jb answer key dekhi toh 130 aa rhe the, Mai chutiyo ki Tarah Fir khush hgya, ki 94%Ile k upar aram se aayenge, NIT confirmed. Ab Mere hath result aaya 300000 unique candidates ka increment, Meri aayi 92.6 %Ile aur rank 110216, itni mehnat ka kya faida jab Advance ka cutoff tak Clear nhi kr paya. IF "🤡 MOMENT" HAD A FACE
Tips to my juniors- Kabhi ye math sochna itne lane par itne bn jayenge, Aur Fir usi ki taiyari karna, Tumse jitna ho usse zada krne ka try kro. Kabhi bhi kisi yt wale bhaiya k Marks vs Percentile par believe mat krna (Especially Sankalp Jauhri). Burnout ho toh apne study hours thode Kam kr Dena, Jitna ho ske utna krna, Nhi toh zada krne k chakar mein Kuch nhi aayega.
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2024.04.25 12:53 raddy101 please read this ager jee accha nhi hua toh !!

for an hour ye subreddit dekh rha hu and the number of people ive seen here who are 'suicidal' is just so concerning for me . kya chal rha he bhai , yall really think ager jee nhi hua , you dont get into a good college toh tumhari life kharab he ? you choose suicide ?? seriously??
so i choose to write this for everybody who feels like failure or suicidal (pura padhna)
  1. Ager jee nhi hua toh jee ki mkc , gaand maraye jee , there are various fields , careers , economic opportunities in this day and age , use internet wisely ,research kro
  2. Kya tumhe sacchi 'jee' hi krna he ? is your interest really towards engineering ya tum forcefully aye ho ? or is it that u are just unaware what u wanna do in life . if you are not sure what you want to do in life then 'EXPLORE' , 'RESEARCH' , how would u know that you want to pursue a career jab tumhe uske baarein me kuch ptha hi na ho ? jis bhi field me thoda sa intrest he uspr research kro . kuch hard lgta he toh lagega hi , starting me toh sab hard hi hoga na bhai
  3. Check your interests , for example : if you are someone who has an interest towards animation , toh explore kro , videos dekho , what software is needed , what skills are needed , what are the opportunities in this field . As i assume ki tumhe tumhara intrest mil gaya ho , grind kro bhai bas tagde hone par dhyaan do
  4. Lot of online courses are available on various platforms , just grind kro bhai . and abhi jitne bhi marks me college lag jaaye local vgera udhar lag jao , and abhi free time hoga toh discover kro cheezein jisme tumhe interest he.
  5. Remember bhai koi bhi college se ho, ager bande me skills nhi ho toh vo kuch kaam ka nhi he , Why should a company pay me ? mujh me aisa kya he that a company should put money in me? jab ye mindset rkhoge then youll find your own answers , skills badhao , focus on getting better and better everyday
  6. BAS AAGE BADHTE RHO , KAAM KRTE RHO , DO THINGS WHICH ARE IN YOUR CONTROL , DO WHAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO , it might be anything like painter , guitarist , graphic designer , stylist . Ha bhai paise kam kamagoe par dukhi toh nhi rhoge na and jab tum apne skills pe itna kaam krte ho utni hi tumhari value badhti he and the chances of earning good also increases , jis kaam me tumhe maja ata he us kaam me mehnat krne me bhi maja ata he and thus you see u can make decent money and live a comfortable life
  7. Life is unfair , random . new cheezein ati he baaki chali jaati he , what we all can do is 'KEEP LEARNING'
  8. If u have failed even after giving your best , you should now consider yourself as a 'WARRIOR' already
  9. Dosto kitna kuch krna he life me , dost bannae he , maje krne he , kuch naya seekhna he , kuch bada banna he , ghar walo ko liye kitna karna he and I say with all my confidence tumhare jo bhi goals he , tum sab kr sakte ho. zindagi ager di he toh acche se jeete he na yaar
  10. I am aware ki me kitna bhi tumhe smjha du at the end of the day you are going to feel sad and depressed , ghar wale naraz honge tumse , relatives ke call ayenge (unki mkc ) but bro 'THIS TIME SHALL PASS' . Sit with your feelings today , write a journal , talk to a close friend of yours , be aware , think about the things which are in your control ( other exams) . apne parents ko bhi smjho unke prespective se , unse baatein kro , apni thoughts share kro and ager tumhare aise parents nhi he jo itne supportive ya tumhe samjah skte toh sehe le aur thoda , ab tujhe kam marks aaye somewhere tu kahi kaam pad gaya hoga aur usme kuch kharab baat nhi he , ye hi zindagi he aisa hi he yaha iska mtlb ye nhi ki tum sab give up krdoge , Brother thode time baad sab theek hoga trust me ager nhi hua toh its definitely not the end
  11. After reading all my yapping , i just want everybody to go sit with yourself , ask yourself , 'mujhe kaise zindagi jeeni he?' ager life meaningless he toh 'NEW MEANING BANAO' After reading this i want everybody to tell themselves 'its okay bro you did your best' .Be your own friend , ptha he kisi ka support nhi hoga abhi , apne khudke dost bano , YOU NEED YOURSELF . kaha bhaag rhe ho , kya karna chahte ho tum , apne aap se pucho , apne aap ko jaano . tumhara focus apne aap ko jaan naa he
  12. Would like to end this by saying my favourite lines , "Preoccupied with a single leaf you wont see the tree, Preoccupied with a single tree you wont see the entire forest "
  13. I LOVE YALL BRO , GAAND FAAD DO YAAR MKC , BAS AAGE BADHNA HE ABSE , BAS JEETNA HE , AAGE HAAR BHI JAAYE HUM FIRSE UTHKE JEETENGE !!! LAGA REH
(i think some will say ki ye sab vo bacche kr skte he who are 'privileged' and 'financially stable' , okay agreed par bhenchod tum sucide kroge?? paise nhi he toh waiter ban jao , kuch kaam dhundlo , kisi ke neechein kaam krlo but suicide as an answer just sounds rubbish , log kya sochenge vo sochna band krdo , log lund pe baje bhai atp , vo log tumhare ghar khaana khilane nhi aayenge , vo log tumhara khayal nhi rkhne vale he )
ager aur kuch puchna he , share krna he , toh krdo dosto , apne opinion btao , kuch new share kro , something more interesting or something jo mene miss krdiya ho . kuch baat krni ho toh dm kro boss
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2024.04.25 05:36 daddyshome3145 mujhe meri aukaat dikh gayi.

bhai genuinely kya lund percentile aayi hain. It's a wake up call aur ab toh do or die wali situation hain, janta hu ki mere jaise chaman chutiye ki bitsat mein rank aane ke chance bhi negligible hain cause sab bolte hain ki 95ile and above walo ke hi bits mein dhangki rank aati hain but ye sochke beth gaya toh mera kuch na hona life mein isliye ab ek mahina pura de dunga baki bhagwaan ki marzi.
Please agar kisi ke ache aaye hain ya fir koi bits ke bhaiya didi ye post dekh re hain toh give me some suggestions and yeah thats all
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2024.04.24 22:43 sigma___mohit Bhai kuch bhi mil skta ky kuch bhi .

Bhai kuch bhi mil skta ky kuch bhi .
I m from Bihar btw idhr homestate me saare lund clgs h (koi theek thak sa pvt milega ky jiska avg package thoda shi ho aur fees bhi thik thak like gcet , kiet type)
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2024.04.24 18:24 PragmaticMind_ Competitive Exams don't mean shit anymore

Main ek dropper hu. Is saal jab tak maine jan ka mains nhi diya tha tab tak meri is JEE exam ke liye bohot zyada izzat thi. Main ye maanta tha ki is exam se main apna talent prove kar skta hu. But phir 27S1 ho gyi aur mere marks bane the 174... Phir bohot mind fuck hone ke baad meri ab life ki philosophy badal gyi sirf us ek shift se..... Literally, mazak bhi nhi kar rha. But phir bhi maine kaha survive to karna hi h... To april attempt ki taiyari kari aur thodi si adv ki... Ki shayad is bar luck mujhe completely fuck na kare. But abhi jab itni cheating ke instances dekhe aur padhe tab mujhe ye samajh mei aaya ki aaj ke time mei aapko aise competitive exams ko crack karne ke liye sirf hard work talent necessary nhi h. Aapko atyant hi zyada luck chahiye ki aapki ek sundar si shift ho mains mei. Ya phir aap us reddy jaise bande ki tarah tapai kar le. Maine bhaisab apni zindagi ke almost 4 saal is exam ko diye h. Aur yaha pe aise chuttad log exam mei chhap ke seat le jaate h. Yaa to india ka chhod ke bahar niklo kuch bhi karke... Jaha bhi jaoge yaha se toh kam hi hectic hoga ya phir kuch aisa set up karo ki tumhare bachho ye lund exam mei pisna na pade. Nhi h yrr ab point in exams ka.... Sab chutiyap h. Main bhai January se lekar april tak kamse kam 5-7 years mental age mei aage pohoch gya hu... Existential crisis chal rhi h abhi... IIT jaane tak ka motivation nhi h mere pas abhi... Samajh nhi aa rha hu kyu... Lagta h ki iit jaake bhi kya kar lenge ab... Job to waha pe bhi nhi lag rhi... Aur ladkiya waha bhi diversity quota se hire ho jayengi.... Main udhar bhi chutiyo ki tarah ghum rha honga.... Bas maa-baap ki wajah se ye life end nhi kar rha hu main nhi toh kuch rakha nhi h yaha.
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2024.04.23 08:02 Ok-Moment-9825 General surgery department of RML Lucknow should be the last place you all should opt for.

After dropping out from AIIMS Patna ortho , I joined RML Lucknow Gen Surgery department firstly I always wanted to join gen surgery but switched to ortho in the last moment, since neet counseling was pending I kept on thinking let's leave ortho and join some other branch which is a common thought in every first year residents life but eventually due to some reasons I also felt that my endurance has radically reduced as I am a sports guy this was very new for me plus the fast food and no sleep in ortho was ruining my health further the other thing that I now noticed is the brain fog I had for the last 1.5 years has also contributed in me making blunders. I left orthopedics suddenly within 2 days after doing it for 3 months and came back to my home filled up neet pg counselling only lucknow colleges and branches, I was eventually alloted gen surgery in rml Lucknow this department is literally a Gaay ka tabela, with no facilities arrogant faculties and srs some acad jr are also lund ka Baal. I told my parents fuck it aiims nai chodna tha wo bhi apna home college .Even they scolded me that I am a mad guy and now I have to do it , but I was adamant PG nahi karna manjur hai par aisi jgh se nai krunga Inke elective ot se jyada sterile AIIMS Patna ka toilet hai literally. Kuch bhi ho jaye iss college me mat jana AIIMS Patna ka ortho was okay the problem was with me that I was not patient enough. Aur jaha bhi join kr rhe ho pata krlo ek baaar wha ke interns se whi sach bata payenge asli fir resident se baat Krna . Kyuki Maine yha ek JR2 hai Dileep Gautam 35000 rank pr gen surgery join kiya hai mere ko literally jhoot bol diya department ke atmosphere ke baare me . Isliye beware and never trust anybody specially in this field.
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2024.04.21 16:07 Mindless_Mistake_604 Hot seexy gori punjaabi cousin ko mere kaale dost ne chooda aur apna lund chusaaaya linnk in desscriiption for fullvedio

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2024.04.21 09:05 Significant_Sun630 Guys 8s1 pe 94 marks ban rha

Mujhe pata hai ki JEE ka koi accha college nahi milega but still konse pe mechanical mil sakta. Aur JEE ke marks se maharashtra ke koi college mein milega kuch ya itne marks pe lunde fekenge sab colleges mere pe🤡🤡
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2024.04.18 22:00 Icy-Concept2099 Madharchod hostlers

10 baje se sone ki koshish karrha hun bc 2 din pehle shift hua kota mein ye bhen ke lund chutiye patani kya panchayat kar rhe hai 10 baje se bc 2 bajne ko aya abhi tak khatm nahi hua Inka bc ek baar bol ke bhi aya ki bhaiya shant rho sona hai tabbhi nahi man rhe in ma ke lodo ne Puri strategy ek hi din mein banani hai . Fun fact bc 24 tards aur 26 tards saath mein baithe 😃 hai aur advice derhe ek dusre ko 😃😃😃😃😃
Bc agar ye group mein nahi hote toh pakka Gand mein chaku dal deta 😭.
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2024.04.08 05:20 ls0002 Adult stories

Aaah..!! Papa chodo na..
Kamla apne pita ki ki god men beth to gayee magar uske chuteron men Daleep ka lund buri tarah se chubh raha tha isi liye woh baar baar wahan se uthne ki koshish kar rahi thi, “kia huya Beti baar baar kyon uth rahi ho” Daleep ne apni Beti ko kamar se pakre huye hi kaha, “kuch nahi pita jee bas aise hee” Kamla apne pita ka sawaal sunkar sharam se paani paani hote huye boli …. aur majbooran woh ab bina hile apne pita ki god men bethi rahi ….!
Kamla ko mahsoos horaha tha ke uske pita ka lund uske chup hokar bethne ke bad buri tarah se uske chuteron ke beech ghuskar chubh raha tha ….. Kamla ko kuch samajh men nahi aaraha tha ke woh kia kare, “Beti tumhen pata hai bachpan men tum meri god men bethkar hi khaana khaati thi” Daleep ne Kamla ke chup hokar bethne ke bad apne haath ko uski kamar se lejaakar uske chiknepet par rakhte huye kaha …..!
Kamla ne apne pita ki baat ka koi jawaab nahi diya …. aur chup chaap wahin par bethi rahi ….. achaanak Daleep ne apna mooh Kamla ki peeth par rakhdiya ….. aur woh apne haath ko apni beti ke jawaan chikne pet par phiraane laga, apne pita ke haath ko apne pet aur uske mooh ko apni peeth par mahsoos karke Kamla ki saansen buht zor se chalne lagi ……. aur use apne poore jism men ajeeb kism ki sihran ka ahsaas hone laga …..!
Kamla bhi ab garam hone lagi thi …. aur use apni pita ki harkaton se maza aaraha tha ….. Kamla itna garam hogayee thi ke ab woh khud apne chuteron ko zor lagakar apne pita ke lund par daba kar hila rahi thi, “beti tumne to aaj mujhe tere bachpan ki yaad dilaadi tu bata tumhen kesa mahsoos horaha hai?” Daleep ne apni Beti ke chuteron ke hilne se khush hote huye usse sawaal kia ….!
“Pita jee mujhe acha lag raha hai” Kamla ne sirf itna kaha ….. Kamla ki baat sunkar Daleep ko jese green signal mil gaya isi liye Daleep ne ab apne haath ko apni Beti ke chikne pet se phislaate huye upar uski chuchyon ke kareeb lejaane laga, apne pita ke haath ko apni chuchyon ki taraf jaata huya dekhkar Kamla ki saansen buht zor se chalne lagi …. aur uska dil agle pal ke baare men sochkar buht zor se dharkne laga …..!
Daleep ka haath uski Beti ki chuchyon ke bilkul nazdeek puhnach chuka tha aur woh apne haath ko bina roke upar karta jaa raha tha …… Kamla mahsoos kar rahi thi ke uske pita ka haath jese jese uski chuchyon ke kareeb ho raha tha wese wese uska lund zor ke jhatke khaa raha tha …. aur uski saansen tez hoti jaarahi thi ….!
“Nahi pita jee bas” Achaanak Kamla ko jaane kia huya usne apne haath ko apne pita ke haath par rakhdiya …. aur uske haath ko apni chuchyon ke paas hi rok diya, “are sorry beti men to bhool hi gaya ke hamari beti jawaan hochuki hai lagta ab tumhare liye jaldi hi koi dulha dhoodhna parega” Daleep ne Kamla ke haath ko apne haath par parte hi kaha …..!
“Pita ab men jaon” Kamla ne tez saansen lete huye kaha, “beti bas ek baar mujhe tum ek kiss dedo jese bachpan men toffee lene ke bad deti thi” Daleep ne apni Beti ke pet se apne haath ko hataate huye kaha, “pita jee mujhse nahi hoga mujhe sharam aarahi hai” Kamla ne jaldi se apne pita ki god se uthkar uske kareeb hi sofe par bethte huye kaha …..!
Kamla ki haalat buht kharaab hochuki thi uski choot se uttejina ke maare paani tapak raha tha, “Beti apne pita se kesi sharam theek hai agar tum sharma rahi ho to men hi tumhen kiss kardeta hoon” Daleep ne Kamla ki baat sunkar khush hote huye kaha ….. apne pita ki baat sunkar Kamla ki haalat aur ziyadah kharaab hone lagi kyonke ab Daleep khud use kiss karne waala tha …..!
“Beti aisa karo tum apna sir meri god men rakhkar apni aakhen band karlo men khud hi apni phool jesi beti ka kiss loonga” Daleep ne Kamla ke haath ko pakarkar use apne paas kheechte huye kaha ….. Kamla ko to kuch samajh men nahi aaraha tha ke woh kia kare bas use chup chaap apne pita ki baat ko maanna tha isi liye woh chup chaap apne pita ki god men sir rakhkar let gayee …..!
“Ohhhh meri sweety tum kitni achi ho” Daleep ne apni Beti ke ke sir ko apni god par mahsoos karte hi khush hote huye kaha ….. aur apne haath se Kamla ke ek gaal ki chikoti leli ….. Daleep ab thora jhukkar apni Beti ko kiss karne ke liye neeche jhukne laga, Kamla ne jese hi dekha uska baap use kiss karne ke liye neeche horaha hai usne apni aankhon ko band kardiya …..!
uttejina ke maare Kamla ki saansen ab bhi buht zor se chal rahi thi ….. Daleep neeche jhukte huye apni beti ki chuchyon ko buht gor se dekh raha tha kyonke Kamla ki badi badi chuchyan buht zor se upar neeche horahi thi, Daleep ne ek nazar apni Beti ke gulaabi labon par daali ….. aur apne honton ko uske gaal par rakhdiya …..!
Kamla ko jese hi apne pita ke hont apne gaal par mahsoos huye uski choot se uttejina ke maare buht ziyadah paani nikalne laga ….. Daleep apne honton ko wese hi apni Beti ke gaalon par rakhe huye uske honton ko ghoor raha tha, Daleep ka dil kar raha tha ke abhi apni beti ke honton ko apne mooh men lekar jee bharkar choose magar woh aisa nahi kar sakta tha ….!
“Aaahhh Pita jee ab hato na” Kamla ne sisakte huye kaha, “beti itne saalon bad tumhen kiss kia hai ke ab tumse door hatne ka man hi nahi karraha hai” Daleep ne apni Beti ke gaalon par wese hi apna mooh rakhe huye uski saanson ko apne honton se takraate huye mahsoos karke kaha …. Daleep ab apne honton ko apni beti ke gaalon par ragarte huye uske honton ke kareeb lejaane laga …..!
“Aaahhh Pita jee bas kariye na kia karrahe hen” Kamla ki aankhen band thi magar woh apne pita ke labon ke hilne se samajh chuki thi ke uska pita apne labon ko uske honton ke kareeb laaraha hai, “Beti thori der chup raho aur mujhe apni gudia se khelne do” Daleep ne apni beti ke honton ke bilkul kareeb puhanchte huye kaha ….!
Kamla ne apne pita ki saanson ko apne mooh ke itna kareeb mahsoos karke apni aakhon ko khol diya ….. Kamla ne jese hi apni aankhon ko khola uske saamne apne pita ka chahra aagaya, Daleep ne jese hi dekha uski beti ne apni aankhen kholdi hai usne jaldi se apne honton ko apni beti ke gulaabi honton par rakhdiya …..!
Kamla ka poora jism wese hi buht ziyadah garam hochuka tha jese hi usne apne honton par apne pita ke honton ko mahsoos kia woh apne hosh khobethi ….. aur uski choot se paani ki nadyan bahne lagi …. Kamla ko us waqat khud samajh men nahi aaraha tha ke aaj uske saath kia horaha hai, Kamla ne maze se apne pita ke baalon ko zor se pakarliya ….. aur apne honton ko zor se apne pita ke mooh men dabaane lagi ….!
Kamla men aaye achaanak is badlao ko dekhkar Daleep bhi heraan hogaya …. aur woh apni beti ke honton ko buri tarah se choosne laga, Kamla ko to koi hosh hi nahi tha jese hi woh maze ki dunya se nikli to use ahsaas huya ke usne kia kardiya hai ….. Kamla ne jaldi se apne pita ke baalon men se apne haathon ko hataakar use dhaka dete huye apne aap se door kardiya ….. aur bhaagte huye wahaan se nikalkar apne kamre men aagayee ….!
Kamla baathroom men ghus gayee, Kamla ne jaldi se apne kapre utaare … aur shower ke neeche aakar thande paani se apne jism ko shaant karne lagi magar apne garam jism par thanda paani parte hi uska jism thanda hone ke bajaye ziyadah garam hone laga …..!
Kamla ka jism ab bhi apne pita ke saath hone waale seen ko sochkar garam horaha tha use khud samajh men nahi aaraha tha ke aaj use kia hogaya hai woh ek baar jharkar bhi itna garam kyon hai…. Kamla ko achaanak ek idea aaya aur woh baathroom men neeche bethkar ungli ko apni choot men daalkar andar baahar karne lagi, Kamla apni ungli ko tezi ke saath apni choot men andar baahar karte huye apne pita ke saath hone waali kiss ko yaad karrahi thi 5 minute men hi Kamla ka jism jhatke khaate huye jharne laga …..!
Kamla ko jharne ke bad kuch sukoon mahsoos hone laga ….. aur woh apne jism ko shower ke neeche lejaakar thanda karne lagi ….. Kamla 20 minute tak apne jism par thanda paani giraati rahi tab jaakar uska jism poori tarah thanda huya ….. aur woh apne kapre pahankar baathroom se baahar nakal aayee …..! Uss nay kuch faisla ker liye tha……….
Kamla ka dil buht zor se dharak raha tha ….. Kamla ka yeh sochkar hi haal bura ho raha tha ke agle pal kia hone wala hai yeh sochte huye Kamla ka poora jism tap kar garam ho chuka tha aur pany pita kay kamre tak puhanch gayee aur darwaza khol ker andar chali gayee …..!
Daleep nay apni beti ko dekha aur jaakar darwaza andar se band kardiya …… aur waapas apni beti ke paas aakar uske haath ko pakadkar use apne bed ki taraf lejaane laga ……!
Kamla ka uttejina ke maare bura haal tha uski choot se itna ziyadah paani nikal raha tha ke uski poori panty geeli hoochuki thi …… Daleep ne apni beti ko apne bed tak lejaakar bithadiya ….. aur khud bhi uske saath bed par beth gaya,
“Beti tum wapis kiyoun chali ayeen” Mukhesh ne bed par bethte hi apni beti ki taraf dekhte huye kaha ….. Kamla ne apne pita ki baat ki baat sukar apna kandha neeche kardiya ….. aur kuch boli nahi kyonke use buht ziyadah sharam aarahi thi …..!
“Batao na Beti … Daleep ne apne hathon se apni Beti ke sir ko pakarkar upar karte huye kaha, “Pita jee humen buht sharam aarahi hai” Kamla ne apne pita ko dekhte huye kaha, “acha choro bas yeh batao ke kia tum bhi meri tarah yeh sabh karna chaahti ho” Daleep ne Kamla ke haath ko pakarkar choomte huye kaha …..!
“Pita jee mujhe kuch nahi pata magar aapko dekhkar mujhe bhi kuch hone laga hai” Kamla ne apna kandha phir se neeche karte huye kaha, “Ohhhh beti iska matlab tumhara dil bhi apne pita ke saath sabh karne ko karta hai” Daleep ne Kamla ki baat sunkar khush hote huye kaha ….. aur apnni beti ka haath pakarkar apni pent ke upar seedha apne khare lund par rakhdiya …..!
Kamla ka poora jism apna haath apne pita ki pent par parte hi sihar utha kyonke Daleep ka lund poori tarah se tana huya tha jo Kamla ko apna haath wahan par rakhte hi mahsoos huya, “pita jee ek baat kahon?” Kamla ne Daleep ki taraf dekhte huye kaha, “haan Beti batao kia baat hai” Daleep ne khush hote huye kaha, “pita jee mujhe itni sharam aarahi hai ke men aapka saath nahi depaongi agar aap apni aankhen band karke mere saath yeh sabh karen to mujhe sharam nahi aayegi ….. aur men aapka saath bhi doongi” Kamla ne apna kandha neeche karte huye kaha ……!
“Theek hai Beti men apni aankhen abhi band kardeta hoon magar phir sabh kuch tumhen hi karna hoga” Daleep ne apni Beti ki taraf dekhte huye kaha, “theek hai pita jee magar aise nahi ek minute” Kamla ne bed se uthkar almari se apni Maa ka ek dupata utha liya …. aur apne pita ke paas aate huye use uski aankhon pe kas ke baandh diya …..!
“Are Beti tumne to sach men mujhe andha banadiya” Daleep ne apni aankhon par pati bandhne ke bad kaha, “Pita jee abhi to aapki baahon ko bhi baandhna hai” Kamla ne apni saari ko apne jism se alag karte huye kaha, “Beti yeh theek nahi hai phir to men tumhen choo bhi nahi sakta” Daleep ne Kamla ki baat sunkar pareshaan hote huye kaha …..!
“Pita jee aap chinta mat karen men aap ko kissi shikaayat ka moka nahi doongi” Kamla ne apne pita kaha ….. aur uski shart o uske jism se alag karte huye usko seedha bed par letaate huye uske donon baazon ko upar karke baandh diya ….. Kamla ne apne pita ko baandhne ke bad bed se utarte huye apne poore kapron ko apne jism se alag kardiya ….. aur bilkul nangi hogayee …..!
“Are Beti mujhe baandhkar kahan chalee gayee tum?” Daleep ne chilaate huye kaha …. Kamla apne pita ke paas jaate huye uski pent ko kholne lagi …. aur pent ko apne baap ke jism se alag karte huye door fenk diya, Kamla ka jism yeh dekhkar aur ziyadah garam hone laga ke uske pita ka lund pent ke hatte hi usnke underwear men bada tamboo banakar jhatke khaaraha tha …..!
Kamla kuch der tak apne pita ke lund ko aise hi underwear ke andar jhatke khaate huye dekhti rahi ….. aur phir woh thora upar hote huye apne pita ke seene ke baalon par apna naram haath phiraane lagi, “Aaahhhhh Beti kitna tarpaogi aao na apne pita ke seene se lag jao” Daleep ne apni Beti ka naram haath apne seene par mahsoos hote hi zor se sisakte huye kaha …..!
Kamla ka bhi uttejina ke maare bura haal tha woh kuch der tak apne haathon ko apne pita ke seene par phiraane ke bad apne honton ko uske seene par rakhdiya …. aur paagalon ki tarah apne pita ke poore seene ko choomne lagi, “Aaahhhhh Beti Ohhhhhh” Daleep apni beti ke honton se apne seene ko choomne se sirf zor se sisak raha tha …..!
Kamla ab apni donon taangon ko phelakar apne pita ke upar aagayee ….. aur apni badi badi chuchyon ko apne pita ke seene par ragarne lagi …… Kamla aisa karte huye buht zor se sisak rahi thi ….. aur apne chuteron ko buht zor se apne pita ke lund par uske underwear ke upar se ragar rahi thi ……!
“Ohhhh Beti kyon khud bhi aise tarap rahi ho ….. aur mujhe bhi tarapa rahi ho meri baahon ko kholdo phir dekho men tumhen kitna pyaar deta hoon” Daleep ne sisakte huye apni beti se kaha, “Aaahhhh pita chup karo …. aur apni Beti ki chuchyan ka ras chakho” Kamla ne thora upar hokar apni ek chuchi ko apne pita ke honton par rakhte huye kaha …..!
Daleep apne beti ki chuchi ko apne honton par mahsoos karte hi apna mooh kholkar Kamla ki chuchi ko jitna hosakta tha apne mooh men bharliya ….. aur use buht zor se choosne laga, “Aahhhh Pita aaj apni Beti ki chuchi ke ras ko poori chaat lo Ohhhhh ….. aur batao ke aapki Beti ki chuchyon men ziyadah test hai ya Maa ki chuchyon men” Kamla ne apni chuchi ko apne pita ke mooh men jaate hi uttejina ke maare zor se sisakte huye kaha ……!
Daleep apni beti ki baaton ko sunakar paagal horaha tha ….. aur uttejina ke maare buht zor se se Kamla ki chuchi ko chooste huye apne daanton se bhi halka kaat raha tha, “Oyeeee Pita jee kia apni Beti ki chuchyon ko khaa jaane ka iraada hai kia?” Kamla ne apni chuchyon par apne pita ke daanton ke lagte hi zor se chilaate huye apni chuchi ko uske mooh se nikaalte huye kaha …..!
“Aaaahhh beti kyon nikaala sach men tumhari chuchyon ka ras tumhari Maa se kahin ziyadah acha hai” Daleep ne apni beti ki chuchi apne mooh se nikalte hi zor se chilaate huye kaha,
“Ohhhh pita lo ab meri doosri chuchi ka ras chakho” Kamla ne ab apni doosri chuchi ko apne pita ke honton par rakhte huye kaha …..!
Daleep apni Beti ki doosri chuchi ko bhi wese hi choosne laga jese uski pahli chuchi ko choosa tha ….. aur Kamla bhi maze se apne haathon se apne pita ke baalon ko sahlaane lagi ….. kuch hi der bad Kamla ne apni chuchi ko phir se apne pita ke mooh se nikaaldiya …… aur buht zor se haanfne lagi,
“Aaaahhhh Beti kia huya?” Daleep ne achanak apne mooh se Kamla ki chuchi ke nikalne se sisakte huye kaha …..!
Kamla ne is baar apne tapte honton ko apne pita ke honton par rakhdiya …… aur buht zor se hanfte huye apne pita ke honton ko choomne lagi …… aisa karte huye Kamla ki chuchyan seedhe uske pita ke seene men dab gayee thi, Daleep ne jese hi mahsoos kia ke uski beti uske honton ko choom rahi hai to usne apna mooh kholkar Kamla ke donon honton ko apne mooh men bhar liya aur unhen buht zor se choosne laga …..!
Kamla ko apne pita ke saath kissing karte huye apne poore jism men maze ka ek naya ahsaas horaha tha ….. Daleep ne achaanak apne beti ke honton ko kholte huye uski jeebh ko pakarkar apne mooh men bharliya ….. aur apni beti ki shahad se ziyadah meethi jeebh ko zor se choosne laga ….. Daleep ki is harkat se Kamla ka poora jism kampne laga ….. aur woh uttejina men aakar apne pita ki jeebh ko pakarkar chatne lagi, donon baap beti kuch der tak aise hi ek doosri ke honton aur jeebh se khelne ke bad hanfte huye ek doosre se alag hogaye ……!
Kamla aur Daleep donon ki sansen ek doosre se alag hote hi buht zor se chalne lagi …… wo donon buri tarah se hanf rahe the, “pita jee kesa laga aapko apni beti ke honton aur jeebh ka swad?” Kamla ne kuch der tak hanfne ke bad apne pita se pooch, “beti ab men kia bataon shahad se bhi ziyadah meethi to tumhari jeebh thi” Daleep ne apni beti ko jawaab dete huye kaha ……!
“Pita jee abhi to shuruat hai” Kamla ne itna kaha ….. aur apni ungli ko apne pita ke mooh par rakhdiya ….. Daleep apni beti ki ungli ko apne honton par mahsoos karte hi apna mooh kholdiya ….. aur Kamla ki ungli ko apne mooh men lekar choosne laga, “pita jee ek minute men apni ungli par koi tasty cheez lagaati hoon” Kamla ne apni ungli ko apne pita ke mooh se nikalkar apni choot ko thora upar karte huye usmen daaldiya ….. aur use poori tarah se apni choot ke paani se geela karte huye baahar niakaaldiya ……!
“Beti tumhari ungli to wese hi tasty thi” Daleep ne apni beti se kaha, “pita jee lo ab is chakho” Kamla ne apni ungli ko phir se apne pita ke honton par rakhte huye kaha, “Aaahhh beti tumhari ungli se to buht achi gandh aarahi hai kia lagaya hai ismen?” Daleep ne apni beti ki ungli se aati huyee khushboo ko soonghte huye apni saanson ko zor se peeche ki taraf kheenchte huye kaha …… aur apna mooh kholkar apni beti ki ungli ko apne mooh men bharkar chaatne laga …..!
Daleep ko is baar apni beti ki ungli ka swad itna acha laga ke woh uski ungli ko buht der tak apne mooh men bharkar chaatta raha, “pita jee kesa tha swad?” Kamla ne apni ungli ko apne pita ke mooh se nikaalte huye kaha, “Ohhhh beti tumne to mujhe paagal banadiya hai magar beti sach bata yeh kis cheez ka swad tha” Daleep ne apne mooh se apni beti ki ungli ke nikalte hi buht zor se sisakte huye kaha ……!
“Pita jee kia aapko pata nahi chala ke woh kis cheez ka swad tha?” Kamla ne neeche hote huye apne pita ke lund par underwear ke upar se hi apne hathon ko pherte huye kaha, “Ohhhh Beti mujhe to laga ke woh tumhari choot ka lazeez paani tha kyonke tumhari ungli buht ziyadah namkeen thi” Daleep ne sisakte huye kaha …..!
“Waah pita jee aapne to sach men pahchaan liya” Kamla ne apne pita ke underwear ko uski taangon se alag karte huye kaha, “Beti men itna bhi budhu nahi ke apni beti ke choot ka itna lazeez swad bhi na pahchaan sakon” Daleep ne apni beti ki baat sunkar khush hote huye kaha …..!
Kamla ne jese hi apne pita ke underwear ko uski taangon se alag kia uske pita ka lund poori tarah tana huya nanga hokar uski aankhon ke saamne lahraane laga,
“pita jee aapka to buht zor se jhatke khaaraha hai” Kamla ne apne pita ke lund ko gour se dekhte huye kaha ….. aur apna ek haath badhakar apna pita ke lund ko apni muthi men pakarliya ……!
“Ohhhhh Beti yeh pagla to tumhari choot ki ser karne ke khayaal se hi kab se naach raha hai” Daleep ne zor se sisakte huye kaha,
“Aaahhhh pita aapka to buht garam hai” Kamla ne apne pita ke lund par apna haath aage peeche karte huye kaha,
“Ohhhhh beti ise zor se sahlao” Daleep ne apni beti ke naram haathon ko apne lund par mahsoos karte hi zor se sisakte huye kaha ……!
Kamla ab buht tezi ke saath apne pita ke lund ko apni muthi men bharkar aage peeche karne lagi ….. Daleep ke mooh se buht zor ki siskyan nikal rahi thi …… achaanak Kamla ne thora neeche jhukkar apne pita ke lund ko choom liya,
“Aaahhhh Beti” Kamla ke aisa karne se Daleep ke mooh se zor ki sisaki nikal gayee ….. aur uske lund ke cher se precum ki kuch boonde nikalne lagi …….!
“Pita jee aapka paani bhi kuch kam tasty nahi” Kamla ne apni jeebh nikalakar apne pita ke precum ko chaatne ke bad kaha,
“Ohhhhh beti to apne pita ke lund ko apne mooh men lekar pyaar karo na” Daleep ne zor se sisakte huye kaha,
“haan pita jee lekin sirf men nahi aap bhi mujhse pyaar karenge” Kamla ne kaha ….. aur woh udhar se uthte huye apne pita ke mooh ke paas aagayee ……!
Kamla ne ulta hokar apni donon taangon ko pheladiya ….. aur apni choot ko apne pita ke honton ke kareeb rakhte huye seedhe let gayee,
“Aaahhhh Beti itni achi gandh kahan se aarahi hai Ohhhh Beti kahin yeh tumhari choot to nahi” Daleep ne khushi se chilaate huye kaha ….. Kamla ne apne pita ko koi jawaab diye bager uske lund ko apne haath men pakarkar choomne lagi …. aur apni choot ko peeche dhakelte huye apne pita ke mooh par dabaane lagi …..!
Kamla ke aisa karne se uski choot seedha Daleep ke honton par dabne lagi ….. Daleep bhi samajh gaya ke yeh uski beti ki choot hai isi liye woh Kamla ki choot ko apne honton se choomne laga, Daleep ne thori der tak apni beti ki choot ko choomne ke bad apni jeebh nikaalkar uski choot par phiraate huye uske cher men phiraane laga …..!
Kamla apne pita ki jeebh ko apni choot par mahsoos
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2024.04.06 18:18 thekotlinkid Done with life, in a good way

Check my old post for my background. Zyada yapping nhi karunga. I come from a middle class family like most of you, I hope to motivate you through this glance at my past.
TLDR: I was 13 I made a list of things I'll do by the time I hit 30, I am almost 19 and today I checked the last thing off. Done with life. The next paras are just more details. I hope you reading this have a good day and a good career. Enjoy if you're bored and want to read about a random stranger.
12 saal ka tha, 6 saal hogye aaj shuru kie hue isliye ye likh rha hu. Shuru se hi technology ke maamle me acha acha. Papa mere software developer lekin zyada success nahi mila unhe. Wo chahte the beta lawyer bane, lekin nahi ji, bete ko pasand tha cheeze kholke dekhna. Yuhi ek din laptop khol dia. Tagdi cheez thi bc, first time ek ~70°C silicon chip se ungli jalake roya tha.
Yuhi karta gya, padhai me theek tha, better than average, gharwale khush. Chip chip ke coding seekhta tha, 14 saal ka tha aur kafi kuch seekh gya tha. College ke londo ke assignments karta tha kurkure aur chocolates ki treats ke lie.
Gujarat board se CBSE kar lia class 8th, academics fucked kyuki late join kia, waha shuru hogyi meri academic downfall. Moj masti nahi rukni chaiye, aur meri moj masti toh ye computers ke baare me seekhna tha. Kept on going. Papa theek thaak kama rahe the, so kabhi koi issue nahi rehne dia padhai me.
COVID aur 9th dono shuru hogye, 8th me to ache se padha nahi. 9th online, class ke naam pe minecraft aur coding karta tha. By this time papa ki job chutt gyi, but he being the great man he was had a good savings amount. He had a startup he worked on side by side.
They planned on launching a new product, I worked on it quite a lot too. But he miscalculated the time, aur esse 3 saal lag gye (launched a few days ago). Har mahine savings me se 1-2 lakh rupee ja rhe the in salaries and stuff.
Couldn't see him struggle to mene socha lemme start working, a week in aur mujhe ek 50$ ki gig mili. I remember me Allen ja rha tha aur mene papa ko call pe kaha tha papa bank account me paise kaise daalte hai mujhe dalwane hai. Almost the best day of my life. Us din jab coaching se Ghar aaya to laga damn mere baap ko merepe proud hai thoda sa hi sahi.
$50 -> $150 -> $100 -> $300 aur fir finally I started making more than my dad. 12th Tak I made enough to buy a house (50% loans tho). Got my dad 3 sets of shoes jo ki me khud marjata lekin khudke lie na leta (it was 45K inr). Mummy ko bhi shoping le gya ek din.
Only L I took in 11th was crush se "not ready for a relation" mil gya. Felt like a Fucking clown
12th shuru and my acads were bad, kabhi interest hi nahi tha is bakchodi me. Class me bhi leetcode ke hard wale questions solve karta tha. Coaching me lund dhyan dia, teachers chodd gye, aur mene Jana band kar dia. Papa ne kaha padhai pe dhyan de so kaam bhi secretly karta tha kyuki sirf unse itna manage nahi hota, me secretly paise daal deta tha wallet me.
Life was all fucked, itna sab karke bhi lagta tha kuch nahi Kiya, kabhi geniune happiness nahi dekhi. Ye next Jo mention karunga usne mujhe real human jaisa feel karaya hai.
November me library me Jaa kar padhne laga, ek ladki mili, kafi cute si. uspe crush aagya fuck. December yuhi nikal gya. January me mains dia, was mid NGL, but mene kabhi try hi nahi Kiya so koi fikar nahi.
February me us ladki se first time baat ki, and baat karne ke 5 din baad pata chala she used to like me. 3 din pehle usse first date pe le gya ek bookstore (she likes reading). Sab books ke lie mene pay kar dia, uski smile dekh ke jitni Khushi mili I've never felt that. She made me feel like I'm a real human, abhi usse baat karke Ghar aaya hu.
Is mahine ke end me I'll join my dream job. Im going to retire my dad aur unhe gaav bhejunga is mahine, his dream. Away from all this city rush, araam se zindagi jiyenge. Im making more then enough to handle my family alone.
Jo bhi chaiye tha life me I have it, job bhi hai. Koi college join kar lunga. Jis tarah se sab chal rha hai I'll be able to marry her in a few years, retire by I'm 35 or 40. Ma baap khush hai, bandi mil gyi, future ki koi tension nhi. Ab bas ek new goal dhundh rha hu.
My girlfriend hates it when I say this, lekin, kal agar mar jau to regret nahi hoga. I'm satisfied with life.
May y'all prosper in life.
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2024.04.06 00:19 Significant-Bag1151 NMIMS Mumbai!

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2024.03.24 18:27 Zestyclose-Captain-8 JKBOSE ki mkc

They are the most shitty and incompetent exam taking organisation, Bihar Board kai saath full competition chalraha hota hai unka, parso hamara 12th ka physical education ka paper tha and around 1 lakh students daite hai uska paper, guess what bc nai question paper mai 12th likha tha and 11th ka question paper thama diya, literally saare j&k mai 12th kai student ko 11th ka paper thama diya, PE ka exam hi cancel kardiya ab in bkl ne ab 30th March ko hoga (JEE kai liye aur time zaya), ab wo chohdo bc kal physics ka paper tha Inka and jo inne syllabus diya tha usme explicitly mentioned tha ki konsi derivations karni hai and konsi nahi karni, and guess what 3 derivations asi ayi thi jo syllabus mai explicitly mentioned tha ki nahi karni hai, and mcqs mai bhi 1-2 aise questions aye the Jo deleted topics sai thai, direct Eddy currents ka sawal aya tha bruh, like itni badi exam taking organisation aise blunder kaise karsakti hai, they won't even apologize for their mistakes and physics mai jo 10-15 marks out of syllabus the unka bhi kuch nahi hone wala, even tho Maine kuch karke wo derivations kar hi di but yaar why were they there if it was mentioned ki nahi hogi, kalse sochraha hu ki ye chutiya system wale log hamara future decide karenge, lund jiye mairi aisi zindagi
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