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2024.05.18 23:32 BlindButterfly33 What Mental Illness Is Healy’s Mother Suffering From?

I’m rewatching the show right now, and am on season four. Seeing Healy’s flashbacks again and hearing about his mother made me wonder about her mental illness.
From the flashbacks, we learn that she sees things that aren’t there. His father says that only women can get the disease, and a bully in his childhood called his mother a lesbian, which caused Sam to ask if his mother was one. Given how people viewed being a lesbian at the time, I wouldn’t be surprised if she were being treated for that, but that doesn’t sound quite right. Obviously, that wouldn’t explain why she sees things that aren’t there. Does anyone have any idea what she might have, or why the first thing that kid in Sam’s class concluded was that she was a lesbian? It doesn’t make sense to me with the context we have.
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2024.05.18 23:11 kingJulian_Apostate (Potentially) unpopular opinion: The Golden Gate scene in 'Rise' is the best battle scene of the trilogy

Alright to start off, I actually prefer War and Dawn over Rise overall, mainly because they both have more compelling villains, but I consider all 3 to be very good movies. But for battle scenes specifically, I actually think Rise takes the cake here, and the main reason for this is that it shows us the audience Caesar's quality of leadership and some important character traits, which were very important to establish in the first instalment. That being said, the battle scene at the end of Dawn is more cinematographically impressive, I'd say.
Now I'm not judging these scenes by any sort military realism, because for films about talking Apes you've got to suspend your disbelief a little bit anyway. That being said, I really like how the Golden Gate scene shows strategy come into play and what the evolved Apes were capable of. The Policemen obviously had the advantage of technology, so we see Caesar's plan hinging on the advantage the Apes had - their climbing abilities and their strength (especially the Gorillas pushing the bus) to close the distance. It also sets up the position of Koba, Rocket and Maurice within their society as the future lieutenants of Caesar, since they all lead separate forces of Apes as part of Caesar's strategy. In this way we also see that Caesar places a lot of trust in these characters, again setting up relations for the sequels. In the end, the way the plan all comes together, with the police being swarmed from all directions, was very fun to watch.
This scene also highlights two character traits of Caesar. First is his reluctance to kill humans, which of course ties heavily into his character conflicts in the Dawn and especially war. Second is how Caesar does everything possible to preserve his apes - considering there were only about a dozen police and hundreds of apes on that bridge, Caesar probably could have just had his apes run straight at them as a horde and still overwhelm them, but this would have cost a lot more apes then his meticulous strategy did.
This also ties into the the battle scene in Dawn, which I consider to be the second best in the trilogy. Whereas Caesar devised a clever and careful strategy to defeat the humans with as few Ape losses as possible, Koba just rushed his Apes straight into the Human defences. It goes about as well as expected, and huge numbers of Apes are killed or wounded in the attack. You can argue that Koba only really wins here because his apes had a complete element of surprise, with the humans being vulnerable while they were celebrating the restoration of power in the city. Caesar always prioritized the safety of his apes, and even tried to avoid killing humans when possible too, while Koba only cared about getting revenge on the humans.
As for war, while this film is my favourite of the trilogy, I actually find the battle scenes to be worse than the ones in Dawn and Rise. The end battle scene especially I had some issues with. My main complaint here is that the Northern forces were just too well equipped. They had Ah-64 Gunships and M1 MBTs (or rather Chieftain tanks made up to look like M1's, but hushhh...). With that much firepower, a makeshift wall constructed by Ape-slaves shouldn't have been that much of an obstacle to them - the Gunships, or at least the tanks, could easily blast that down from a kilometres away. Caesar's sacrifice to blow up the wall felt a little bit like a forced sacrifice considering the Northern forces should have destroyed it long before that point (although I liked that it gave Red a redemption scene at least).
If I could have changed that scene, I wouldn't have had the Northern alliance be so well equipped. Considering the US government has long since dissolved, and the logistical apparatus to support such maintenance intensive machines would also have collapsed after the plague, it is entirely believable that even a remnant of the US military couldn't maintain these machines. Just have the Northern military troops have similar levels of equipment as the Alpha-Omega troops did, but to make Northern forces have much more men to have a numerical advantage - that way the construction of the wall makes more sense and you could have the rest of the plot play out mostly the same way so we can still get all of the character moments in that scene, which were very good. I'd also get rid of the avalanche because it took ridiculously long to arrive in the film (arrived just at the right moment for plot convenience, let's be honest), and it seemed to be raining the night before the battle so it's a wonder so much snow accumulated. Instead, I'd have the apes escape after Caesar's sacrifice to destroy the wall, and leave the outcome of the battle ambiguous, because after the apes had escaped and the Colonel had died, it really wouldn't have mattered much whether the remaining Alpha-Omega forces or the Northern alliance won. The film had already established that the evolved simian flu was spreading beyond control, so humanity's fate was sealed at that point; showing the entire Northern army being destroyed like that wasn't really necessary after Caesar's apes had escaped.
So all in all, I think Rise had the best battle scene of the trilogy because it shows the apes' using both their newfound intelligence and their physical abilities to overcome the technological disparity. It also managed to flesh out the characters while doing this, especially Caesar, in ways that were very important for the sequels.
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2024.05.18 23:02 Servall0ver I'm scared my weight is becoming a problem

I (16F) weigh 43kg and I'm 5'2. Literally just a week ago I weighed 48kg, the same weight I was when I was 13. I don't even know how because I genuinely thought I was eating more even though I reduced what I was eating in the mornings.
I usually eat a piece of bread for breakfast, a snack at school and then dinner when I get home. Its not a huge portion and I get full very quickly despite being really hungry when it comes to having dinner.
I never really have much of an appetite and even if I'm incredibly hungry, my stomach feels like it's burning kind of hungry, I get full after just a few bites.
I've had an on and off problem with eating for around 4 years that I never really went to the doctors about because whenever I asked my mother to call, she always forgot to. It was stupid things like losing my appetite, restricting what I was eating, not allowing myself to eat things like cakes or sweets. I know it was stupid and I had that yelled into me. But I just can't get better?? I try to eat more but it either disgusts me or makes me feel sick. I cant even distinguish whether I'm feeling hungry, full, or sick anymore.
Recently I've lost weight again. I can see my ribs through my sides and even my back and my hip bones. My hands have become more boney too. I feel like it's genuinely affecting me now because I always feel so sick and lightheaded. Whenever I stand up or move my head even a little too quickly I feel like I'm about to pass out. My body feels weak and my stomach constantly feels like its on fire. But I just can't eat more and it stressing me out more.
I genuinely don't know what to do because my mother won't phone the doctors and I can't because of exams. I'm genuinely scared I'm going to end up passing out or something. I'm in desperate need or some kind of guidance.
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2024.05.18 22:48 External_West_6842 WIBTA If I don’t give my friend $100 for her Birthday gift?

Ok I have a friend let’s call her Tracy. I’ve known Tracy since Feb 2023 we met on an influencer group on a brand trip. Around Aug 2023 I moved to her city. We started hanging out a lot and I noticed She still had her moments where she’s very tit for tat about money. I never had a problem with it because I was good for it, but in Jan I was relieved from my main source of income. I started to struggle and was even homeless for a while. I asked if I could stay with her and offered to pay. Stayed with her for only a month and I noticed how self absorbed she is. When I would talk to Tracy, she would always make it about her, cut me off or try to see how she can get out of something for nothing. When I would show her something cool that I did or created she would ask me to do it for free knowing that something that I would want to charge for it.
There was a point where I was really struggling so I asked to borrow some money. I did what I needed to do for her for the first half but it took me about two months to pay her the rest of the money back because I was still working to survive. Fast forward a couple months… Her birthday is at the beginning of the month and she spent about over $5000 on her birthday activities. She didn’t come out of pocket because a few homeboys and boys she’s messing with sent her the money. The only thing that she wanted from her friends was a specific cake. I was searching for the cake and I was gonna see if me and all of her friends could split it. She told me that she ended up finding and buying the cake then told her other friends to send her a $50-$100 donation towards the event. Then she said for me to just send her $100 to go towards the cake. I didn't do it cuz I didn’t budget that into my expenses.
I ended up leaving her birthday event early because I had an allergic reaction to something and broke out in hives. I almost passed out and left because I didn’t wanna make a big deal on her birthday. When I got back, she was making jokes about how She wanted to “know what I had an allergic reaction to in case she ever wanted to kill me.” . Then the next day she kept trying to force me to do what I suspected gave me a bad reaction because it was her birthday. She kept “jokingly” calling me selfish for not doing so.
Recently Ive been better about my money. I would tell Tracy about it thinking she’d be happy for me. Her first reaction was “good now give me $100.” When I tell her to ask people who have it she would say “They paid for my birthday already I want YOUR money”. I said that I’ll take her out on a nice date as a joke, but I don’t even want to do that because she previously admitted that she orders a bunch of stuff… Stuff she doesn’t even really want if somebody else is paying.
Right now, I am more comfortable financially to be able to to pay her the hundred dollars, but I really don’t want to, so would I be the asshole if I don’t pay her?
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2024.05.18 22:40 Agreeable-Ad4806 Revised examples for Purva Bhadrapada Nakshatra in media

Preface: Again, this is for Vedic astrology and uses sidereal placements. Purva Bhadrapada overlaps with the solar zodiac from 20°00‘ Aquarius to 3°20’ Pisces.
Here are media examples to help people better understand the manifestation of Purva Bhadrapada nakshatra. All of the examples feature celebrities with at least one primary placement in Purva Bhadrapada. By examining the roles these actors are chosen for, we can gain insight into how this nakshatra is perceived and how its qualities influence the individuals embodying these roles. Despite acting being a craft, some actors are naturally better suited to portray certain situations. This often results in a perfect match between the themes of a nakshatra's portrayal in film and the actors' own astrological placements, notably their Nakshatra placements.
Martin Scorsese PB Moon and Andrew Garfield PB ASC (Silence Official Trailer (2016) - Paramount Pictures), Billie Eilish PB ASC (Billie Eilish - bury a friend (Official Music Video)), Jack Black PB Moon (School of Rock (2003) Trailer #1 Movieclips Classic Trailers), Dylan O'brien PB Moon (AMERICAN ASSASSIN - Official Trailer - HD (Dylan O'Brien, Michael Keaton), Logan-Marshall Green (Upgrade Trailer #1 (2018) Movieclips Trailers), Paul Walker PB Moon (Hours TRAILER (2013) - Paul Walker Movie HD), Bill Skarsgard PB Moon (The Crow - Official Trailer (2024) Bill Skarsgård, FKA twigs, Danny Huston), Olivia Wilde PB Sun (A VIGILANTE Official HD International Trailer Starring Olivia Wilde) & (The Lazarus Effect Official Trailer #1 (2015) - Olivia Wilde, Mark Duplass Movie HD), John Stamos PB ASC (John Stamos Stars in "Secrets of Eden" Lifetime), Hozier PB Sun (the lyrics and imagery of this video are extremely Purva Bhadrapada) Hozier - Take Me To Church), Kaya Scoledario PB Sun (Spinning Out Official Trailer Netflix), Ryan Gosling PB ASC (THE FALL GUY Official Trailer 2 (Universal Studios) - HD), Camila Mendes PB Moon (Do Revenge Official Trailer Netflix), Bryan Cranston PB Sun (Breaking Bad Trailer), Sabrina Carpenter PB Moon and Milo Manheim PB Sun (Sabrina Carpenter - Feather (Official Video) Alexandra Daddario PB Sun (Anne Rice's Mayfair Witches Trailer: Starring Alexandra Daddario AMC+), Jacob Elordi PB Moon (2 HEARTS Official Trailer (2020) Jacob Elordi, Tiera Skovbye), Tom Blyth PB Moon (Billy The Kid (EPIX 2022 Series) Official Trailer), Daniel Gillies PB Sun (COMING HOME IN THE DARK Trailer (2021) Daniel Gillies Suspense Thriller Movie), Matthew Gray Gubler PB Sun (KING KNIGHT Trailer (2022) Angela Sarafyan, Matthew Gray Gubler), Jon Hamm (Corner Office (2023) Official Trailer - Jon Hamm, Danny Pudi, Sarah Gadon), Rachel Weisz PB Sun + Moon and Sam Claflin PB Moon (MY COUSIN RACHEL Official Trailer FOX Searchlight), Chris Pine PB Moon (Jack Reacher Movie Trailer), Madison Beer PB Sun (Madison Beer - Make You Mine (Official Music Video), Sharon Stone PB Sun (Basic Instinct - Trailer (1080p)), Michael Jackson PB Moon (Michael Jackson - Thriller (Official 4K Video), and Jenna Ortega PB Ascendant (most of her depictions in media emphasize her Rohini Moon, but this movie in particular was very emphatic of her Purva Bhadrapada rising: https://youtu.be/_fZXEMNG8Zg?si=hW8mPhAvXIqYxOQU).
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2024.05.18 22:36 ProofMasterpiece7955 Just came out to my Dad

Just came out to my Dad
My Dad was the last person I needed to come out to and honestly the scariest. This was his reaction. I'd say it's a good initial response? Certainly could have been wayyyy worse.
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2024.05.18 22:33 JulianSkies Blackriver Cases - Season 10 “Days of Fury” - Episode 2 “Visiting Omen”

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Season 10 “Days of Fury” - Episode 2 “Visiting Omen”

He had hoped for a boring day. Boring days are good at work, and Santos was already expecting to not have many of them for a while.
The first couple of days were boring, as usual- Blackriver is a small town, and the worst that had happened was Nila and Kessa making a few wellness checks after worried calls from neighbors. A couple of people in denial, a few ashamed at their own violent outbursts and a stern warning to Tamm about painting others’ properties without asking first.
This morning, however, began with an all-hands meeting. There were no meeting rooms in the office, so they made do in the general workspace room, they all stood there at the center while Keya looked them over.
“We have received a report from a neighboring city about a convoy of protestors making its way to Blackriver” she describes without tone. At this point nobody bothers interrupting.
“This convoy is comprised of approximately four hundred and seventy eight individuals of multiple species, primarily human and venlil but with operationally relevant representations of the entire spectrum of size and mobility types” her paws are behind her back, her ears focused directly ahead, her eyes centered to keep the entire team on the core of her focus “They have crossed multiple cities already, generally engaging in verbal sparring with any figure of authority, parading signs and banners denouncing all manners of authorities as well as occasionally engaging in physical altercations with officers.”
“They are also known to engage in vandalism. Though primarily aimed at exterminator and police precincts as well as public offices, they have already caused considerable collateral to others they have identified as ‘collaborators’” there’s a single heartbeat of waiting for breath before she continues “They have, however, not shown to be an incredibly organized group or one with a clear goal and objective. The convoy appears to contain only extremely emotionally charged people with no clear overarching goal.”
“We are incapable of dealing with the situation should they turn aggressive, as such we will be simply maintaining watch and relocating the populace should they become a problem.” Then, she picks up her holopad and passes it to Lunek beside her “They can only follow one path with the entire convoy, the central street, therefore I have divided it into four sectors. One of each will be assigned to a sector.”
First her ears turn to the first target “Lunek, sector one at the entrance. As the most approachable member of the precinct your task is to give an initial image of harmlessness. Do not engage first, do not take initiative against them. Ensure the members of the herd in the area are warned of their approach. If they become aggressive, retreat and focus on the escape of the herd.”
She tilts her head a little bit, turning her ears the other way “Marik, sector two. Mostly the commercial area, your task is ostensive protection to lower the chances of them initiating aggression. Whereas protection of the herd is first priority your second priority is ensuring Tenve’s Hardware Store as well as Sunbreeze Meals and Watchful Café remain capable of providing anyone whose residences become damaged.” suddenly, she turns her head entirely to face Marik “Ostensive protection means dissuasion, ensure that they know they are not under threat and as long as those specific areas are not engaged, do not provoke”
Next in her line of fire is Santos “As our human officer you will be in sector three, nearby the precinct. They are liable to become most agitated in this area and your presence may serve to calm them. You are not to engage, if deemed necessary the precinct’s materials are considered expendable, do not attempt to stop them”
“Sector four, the exit of town, will be with me to ensure that they have fully left Blackriver and will not attempt to turn back” then she tilts her ears again “Aren, you will gear up with a CCG and remain out of view range, your task will be quick emergency response should the need arise.” she then points her tail at the last three officers “Vess, your task will be to inform the herd and ensure a clear path for the convoy while Nila and Kessa will gather all of our medical supplies and set a staging area out of the convoy’s range. Organize ambulance assistance from Striped Hill and Everrain”
Then, she turns her ears around to focus each one in turn “As any attempt at aggression will end only in negative consequences, and in order to reduce the apparent levels of threat you will be unarmed. The estimated time of arrival is a third of a claw, ready yourselves and be at your post in time. Dismissed.”
“Not sure if I like or I don’t that we had the cold bastard right now” Aren says, as soon as Keya had left the room “Maybe we should move in closer when the convoy gets to sector four?”
“Probably a good idea to be nearby” Santos adds with a sigh “They might take umbrage with her demeanor, hopefully they won’t be set off too hard.”
And with silent signs of agreement all of the officers of Blackriver depart for preparations. The first ones to leave the precinct are the ones in charge of support, the two girls set off early to find someone willing to permit usage of their lawn as a possible impromptu field hospital and a little while later Aren leaves with a heavy CCG.
Slowly, the clock ticks to the appointed claw… And soon enough, Lunek can see in the distance the incoming omen of people. At first a distant line in the horizon, slowly the dark mark on the road coalesces into distinct shapes, the shapes of hundreds of vehicles slowly rolling down the road.
When the first few get close to the initial buildings of the main street, the entire convoy slows down. Their process of preparation is seemingly laborious, each vehicle houses multiple people at a time, smaller cars full to the brim, flatbeds with more people on their cargo space than can safely be contained, even buses conscripted for the effort. They carry with them signs, flags, a multitude of symbols as they dismount their vehicles and start spreading out to fill the street.
They seem to naturally form two distinct yet highly mixed groups, at its most distinctive is the pack of humans who keep a good distance from each other. But they are not alone in this group as takkan, mazic, yotul, zurulian and even drilvar form this central group. But flowing around them, not avoiding their presence but never infringing in their space is the grey mass of venlil, packed tight together, and mixed in there adding color to the monochromatic flux are krakotl, tilfish, sulean, iftali, sivkit and even a seemingly very confused duerten.
And at the very core of the moving group are their vehicles, which gently start rolling forward again as the group starts moving. Lunek simply waits, silently, by the side of the road, his ears attentively swiveling from one side to the other, expression having given way to function. Before the first of the convoy even arrives close he turns to the side, making a pointing sign with his tail. A woman who had been watching from her yard flicks her right ear and runs back inside.
He continues to wait, scanning around at all times for the presence of… Anything. The street is empty of locals when the first visitors start to alight. The convoy is loud, their symbols carry a loudness of colors and their vehicles make as much noise as they can to draw attention, but those who walk seem content in allowing their tools to speak for them, for now. Lunek tries to make sense of the banners and signs, but the messages are disparate as the group- Some speak of injustices against their people, some speak of anger at invaders, some speak of betrayal.
“Fuck off, fireman!” comes the harsh bark of a human, causing Lunek to flinch. But flinch is all he does, he simply starts walking alongside the moving convoy.
The exterminator’s attention is drawn to the details of the few people he can distinguish amongst the mass. Something tickles at his pattern-recognition but he cannot quite ascertain what for a while, until a lightly limping mazic makes her way to the edge of the mass “Want to finish the job?!” she trumpets, her form towering over his.
“I’m just observing, ma’am.” Though the tremor of his voice is noticeable, he remains stoic. But her proximity makes him notice something about her body, marks in her wrists, neck and feet. Though mazic have powerful wrists and knuckles upon which they support the front half of their weight, her left wrist seems completely incapable of it, giving her a limp particular to a three-point walk. “To make sure there’s no impediment on your path” he notices the leathery skin around her left wrist is deeply blackened.
“Oh, ‘no impediment’ is that it? So everyone that lives here is an impediment?!” her voice booms.
“Ma’am” still, he does not yield nor does he break his pace following the convoy “We have not done anything other than inform our people of your presence…” for a half second all he hears is the sound of his own heart “We can’t do anything else.”
Those words, then, sealed his fate. The first shout to echo in his direction was a yotul howling “Yeah you’re useless!” and soon the avalanche came in multiple voices and languages “Can’t do shit!” “You’re just here to hurt people!” “Useless crap!” “Idiot!” and many more.
With every step and twitch the very average exterminator puts all of his focus on just being there. He lets himself cower a little bit, against the barrage it is difficult not to, but he continues to accompany. A few curious coats step out from their houses to watch, but the front of the convoy seems far too focused on the sole exterminator in view to bother anyone else.
A few steps ahead, an older venlil with a cane has moved the closest to the convoy as any watcher has up to now. Seeing her proximity to the increasingly rowdy crowd causes Lunek to speed up, quickly approaching her “Leva-”
But his words are stalled when she puts a paw on his shoulder, she gently puts her head against his for just a second “You’re doing good pup, keep at it” she mutters to him before breaking contact and turning around to walk back inside. He can spy her grandchildren looking on through the door. Lunek looks back at the still-shouting moving convoy, takes a deep breath, and continues to accompany them forward. A small pawful of them, however, seem to have fallen silent.
Once having reached the limit of his assigned zone, however, Lunek stops. He watches the convoy move forward, past the houses, now noisier than before. The initial hollering at him had turned into disjointed screams at some indistinct foe- Though the herd had been noticed of a foe, it was yet unaware of who, or what, said foe was. So for now it howled at the ineptitude of… Someone. And as the last of the convoy passes beyond the imaginary line of his duty, Lunek lets out a deep sigh and allows himself to sit down on the ground.
He stays there for a moment, without thought, simply letting the tension, confusion and fear permeate his body until a gentle paw touches his arm. He doesn’t need to look to identify it, he lets his lover use her strength to prop him up, raising him to his feet “Keina you shouldn’t-”
“Neighbor’s looking over Tiss” his wife wraps her arms and tail around him “I’m not leaving you alone.” she stays like that for a second, before breaking off “Do you need to go after them?”
“No”
Marik stalks through the sidewalk, moving with energy. His speed outpaces the movement of the convoy, his paws twitch to grasp at something that isn’t there and a deep and intense motion makes his short fur stand on end. He had let the convoy’s head move in front of him, simply standing still as he assessed as many as he could in the mass, and now he had begun to move towards the front again.
As he stalked forward he focused his sight on every member of the convoy that seemed of interest. A human whose clothes seemed suspiciously loose, a venlil whose movements were far too stiff, a gojid who kept his claws behind his back. He stared at each like they were his quarry, analyzing every piece of movement they made for threats, and yet aside from the challenge in the human’s gaze he saw no danger arise.
Tenve had closed his shop, so as the convoy moved forward Marik simply continued to follow along, scanning the crowd for threats. But the next point of interest arrives, and he rushes ahead placing himself in front of the only restaurant of the town. Sunbreeze Meals wasn’t a very common sort of restaurant, Blackriver did not have enough visitors for a normal restaurant to be profitable and was small enough most people had their meals at home, it most often served takeout for those farmers who’d spend so long in the field they would return home without the energy to feed themselves.
Sparing a look inside at the only five tables, Marik couldn’t keep a small thought away from his mind. How most who got their meals from Sunbreeze these days did so because they enjoyed the cooking rather than their need of work, ever since the sunspeck population has been brought under control and the maintenance of the fields had become much smaller. He feels the presence long before he can recognize what led him to feel it and turns to stare at a group of six that approach the entrance: Two humans, a tilfish, two gojids and a takkan had broken off from the convoy and approached the restaurant.
He traces his color band over each in turn, and they all bristle at his stare. One of the humans hesitates before continuing to walk inside, and Marik simply remains by the door with his arms crossed, left ear twisted as far back as he could to listen to the inside.
“What have you got here?”
“W-we mostly ha-have ready ma-made meals to go or- or- Or you can look over the menu”
“There’s no need to stutter, y’know”
“So-sorry-”
“Really, after everything y’all are still with this predator crap?”
The chimes on the door echo for the second time in sequence as Marik makes his way inside. The tilfish had started to lean over the counter while the other five had arrayed themselves behind her. They all turn their attention to him as he enters, including the venlil manning the counter. Marik keeps his gaze directly on the tilfish for a few uncomfortable seconds, before looking at the man behind the counter and making a simple sign with his tail, a short vertical bob with the tip and a slow horizontal swipe. It’s meaning simple: >Safe<.
After a few seconds someone else appears from the kitchen. The tall venlil carries a large stack of plastic boxes in his arms, all of them seemingly designed to attach to themselves so as to be carried with ease. He puts them down with a resounding crash on the counter, and opens up his voice with ice “Farmer’s Pots, good meal when you’re working and can’t go home.” With each word the owner of the restaurant and main cook comes closer and closer to the tilfish, until the last “Ten credits each.”
Nobody moves for a couple of seconds, and then one of the humans steps closer and brings a holopad over to the credit reader. There’s a noise indicating payment, and then the owner raises his head and tilts it to focus his favored eye and both of his ears at the man who paid “Now,” he shifts register in his voice and the language he speaks in “fuck off” he finishes.
With no small amount of surprise the group of six retrieve the stack of packaged meals, carefully walking out and back into the convoy. Marik stays behind for a moment “Didn’t know you spoke human”
“Pup’s enamored with their languages. Of course, first greek words he learns is swearing.”
Outside, Marik stalks further ahead to the next point of interest. He moves faster than the convoy, and has time to move in front of it. For a few meters the street is still clear as he arrives to find a group of people standing in front of the Watchful. Standing there were all of its employees, and even all of its regulars, twenty people total standing there as if they were having the most normal day. If not for their raised ears tracking every noise coming from down the street and their swaying tails swinging about like angry beasts.
One of them simply points his tail at the other side of the street as Marik comes closer, and the hunter doesn’t need a second command to understand the meaning. They have this, he has a less practical but just as important duty. He crosses the street quickly before the convoy starts coming closer, and heads towards the park.
As the regulars of the Watchful had feared, it took little time until a large group had broken off from the convoy. With the town on alert about the convoy they had found themselves bereft of prey and now this group had set out to find some, anyone who might be willing, or not, to listen to their grievances. And what is clearly a place designed for people to congregate looked most appetizing.
Marik shadowed the group as they moved through the park, but they were accompanied by nothing but silence. It wasn’t until they ran into the centerpiece of the park that he took initiative, stepping ahead of the group and simply… Standing there a distance away from the tree of many scions, between it and the group.
“What’s so important over there, fireman?” it was a venlil who asked, but his usage of an english word was not lost on Marik.
“A place you will respect” the exterminator has his arms crossed, the one good portion of his gaze set on the man who asked “This is a grave.”
Though the group that now prowled was large, those who heard were taken aback. One such, however, approaches closer. He was a venlil whose fur shifted between a soft, brownish color and a dirty white “A tradition of the tenets right? One of those family trees?” The man would have been distinctive in any other group due to his missing patches of fur around neck, wrists, even portions around his head. But such signs of long term damage were common in the convoy.
Interest. They had shown true interest, or at least one of them had. “No, but similar… The forgotten tree is a grave for the forgotten.” He felt like these people, at least the ones before him, could probably understand the meaning of this place “It is of no tradition. Someone, a long time ago, wanted to honor someone who was gone but whose name was not meant to be remembered. Someone who had disappeared in the system… So they borrowed on another’s tradition, and added a scion to this tree, with something in their memory. Others have done so similarly, until it became… A grave for the forgotten”
“Didn’t think you’d be worried about this kind of place” it’s a human that speaks up this time
“Our duty is to protect this town, what you think-” but Marik’s words are interrupted by that same venlil who had asked before. His demeanor suddenly shifts, his ears perk up and his entire body shifts forward for a moment. He hesitates, for a second everyone’s focus is on him, and then he runs towards the tree.
Marik follows behind, stopping just by the man’s side as he finds himself at the base of the tree. The man makes a direct line to somewhere, something he had found from the distance, as if it had called him. He finds a thick and heavy branch that had been bent down by the weight of its scions and memories, near its base and speaking of a memory left behind long ago is a braid of fur made of three colors, a dirty white, a soft brown and a dark grey, bound by the braids are two beads.
The man raises up a paw, but does not touch it. As if cradling it, he recites the words engraved in one of the beads “I will cross every star to return home” others have come closer to listen to the man’s hoarse voice “There will always be a home for you” he reads of the second one. The names on the beads have been scratched out. The man falls on his knees “S-she kept her promise and… I couldn’t keep mine…”
Marik steps back as he watches two others come closer to comfort the man. He looks as a few others approach with more caution, looking up at the tree with a bit more reverence than they had before. Then, he turns around and starts heading back towards the main street.
Gazing out as the convoy gains a new flux, some leave it as it passes to move towards the park while others leave the park to rejoin the convoy, Marik simply stays there at the side of the street looking as stern as he could. Though the noise of the convoy remains great, here in this portion it seems to die down a little. A thought crosses his mind as he turns an ear as far back as he can, a thought he can’t help but voice “I wonder how many are looking at their own graves…”
As the convoy progresses, Santos simply stands by the front of the precinct, hands in his pockets. He watches the convoy arrive, heart beating fast, constrained hands the only reason he hasn't started shaking quite yet. He starts tapping his right foot as he watches the first few people cross by without noticing what this place is yet, everyone knows where the precinct is, so aside from the words printed on the sign by the entrance there is no other marker of what this building’s purpose might be.
Of course, it is impossible for nobody to notice. The entire convoy seems to stop as soon as a zurulian riding on the shoulders of a human points a claw at the building and says something. A large group breaks away at the command, all of them holding disparate signs and messages. They turn on the building with enough roars that whatever they are attempting to transmit is lost on him.
Santos is thankful his hearing isn’t nearly as good as his coworkers’, as the cacophony is already overwhelming him. He changes stances slightly, taking his hands out of his pockets and crossing his arms. This prompts a small group to turn their looks at him, the focus easily identifiable with the humans in their midst, focus which made the hair in the back of Santos’ neck stand on end. Living in this place had refined his sense of danger, but he didn’t need that to realize what could happen.
It was a group of five that approached, four humans and a venlil. “Didn’t think they’d be letting humans live out here in the boonies” said one of his kin.
Santos just shrugs “Got hired to work here. Honestly, rural folk get a needlessly bad reputation, most of the time they just don’t care as long as you’re not bothering them”
“Really? In my-”
Santos interrupts the man “Cut it out” there are many ways in which humans make themselves obvious, many of which are their eyes. Santos did understand the fear of them and why it was primal, it was not the fear of the eyes but the fear of attention, it was knowing you were under the scrutiny and judgment of another that set off that emotion. It was rarely the eyes that showed this attention for most species, but for humans it was, and the man’s clear gaze on his badge made the entire situation clear to him “Stop beating around the bush and say it already.”
Someone else is who speaks. The tall woman starts not with words, however, but by spitting on Santos’ uniform “You fucking traitor” her voice is both fierce and cold at the same time. A very emotional coldness.
“There we go” he sighs “Just… Move on. We’re not getting anything out of this conversation”
“Why?” It was the venlil in the group that started this time “These people hate you, they hate you for what you are! Why do you work for them?!”
Santos rubs his eyes and sighs “Because someone has to. Change only happens when you make it happen, simple as that”
“Change?!” another one of the humans howls “Do you think those people can change?! You know the truth, those fuckers have never done anything good!”
“You know, if you had read your history books…” Santos stares at the one who had just had their outburst “You’d remember that we once thought the very same about the police” there’s the sound of glass breaking, but he doesn’t reaction “And a lot of us still do”
The human staring him down shifts their gaze slightly at the broken window of the precinct, then back at Santos “A broken window is easy to fix” he shrugs “As I was saying. Same shit.” he crosses his arms again “There’s a role those people play, a role that needs to be played because it’s important. Different name, different problems, still the same shit. Gotta fix this, I’m doing my part” he then stares at the venlil in the group “You do yours. Simple as that.”
“Role?!” the venlil of the group steps closer “What role could they possibly have?! They only exist to hurt people!”
Santos steps back, and raises his eyes a little bit. Of course, the classics had shown themselves in this instance. With as many humans as there are in the crowd there were now quite a few objects in the air, most clearly aimed at the precinct behind him. Though given the failed arc of some of them it was clearly not just the humans indulging in such a tried and true method.
“I used to be a wildlife preserve ranger” Santos then focuses his gaze on the aggravated venlil “This is a frontier town, if you walk in the brushes with shorts you’ll walk out with your ankles numb. The athai out there are rather harmless, but they keep the sunspecks under control.” He takes another step back “Since coming here I’ve been pest control, had to catch an exotic animal set loose, investigated a murder, helped stop a child from taking her own life, stopped large scale fights, helped a dozen people avoid being arrested for self defense and helped break a fucking siege
Santos cracks his knuckles “There’s roles. Jobs that need done and there is one fucking organization doing it all. That is a problem.” Then, he sighs and takes a few more steps to the side, offering indifference from this point on “There’s nothing I can say that would make you calm down.” he says one final time “Just make sure not to injure yourselves in the process, alright?” His words seemed to be enough to make the small group cease trying to interact, as the convoy had begun moving again. Though the one human who had called him a traitor gets one final parting shot at the precinct “Where the hell did you get an egg in this planet…” Santos says with a raised eyebrow as the projectile impacts the front door.
Keya stands by a large sign, the same one that welcomes you into Blackriver on one side and sees you out at the other, the official limit of the town. Her arms behind her back, her attention directly towards the front of the convoy as they march. Something gains the whole of her attention, the car in the front. Someone draws her focus, a human with a megaphone on top of the car. The man shouts words of encouragement at the people behind him with the megaphone before turning to his holopad, then he bends over downwards to discuss something with the driver.
She simply remains there, waiting for the convoy to pass. But instead of moving on out of the city, here the convoy stops completely. Keya observes as the further end of the convoy starts to slowly compact upon itself, and her ears pick up something “Alright everyone, start getting ready, next town over is more than a claw away, make sure you’ve left nothing behind” the words were not meant for her, nor for anyone too far. They come from the same man she had seen standing on top of the car, but he had now climbed down and was talking with a group of multiple species.
It is clear they have some degree of leadership, though the convoy does not stop cleanly nor does it begin to organize with alacrity they do respond to the group’s organization. So Keya keeps her focus on them as they point, wave and talk between themselves, others and devices. But at least one of them has noticed her attention, a gangly and light-skinned human with fire-red hair, the man that was atop the car. He starts walking in her direction, before turning around for one final set of commands as he walks backwards “And make sure the guys at the back got all the crap! We’re here to be heard, not to trash the city!” he says before turning back again to head towards her. A venlil with pure white fur erupts from inside the car he was riding, quickly dashing to his side as they notice where he was going.
In a few moments both have come up to her, the human looking down at her with the venlil bristles at his side “Saw anything interesting, fireman?”
“What are you doing here?”
“What? Isn’t it obvious?!” it was the venlil that roared a response “You saw all of it! You know what they’ve done to us! What they’ve done to everyone! And you still work for those brahking monsters! It’s like you’re thankful they made you a cripple!”
The human puts a hand on the venlil’s shoulder, calming her demeanor just a little bit “We’re here because honestly, we’re all too tired of being fucking ignored is what. So what the fuck are you gonna do?!”
“I have put the wrong emphasis” Keya says with her lack of tone. She can see the human shiver just a little bit “My task is to ensure the safety of this town. Your convoy is a danger. We have eight field-capable officers, we cannot ensure the safety of the residents against a group like yours. People will take actions for reasons, you have broadcast your reasons clearly. You have chosen this place for a reason which I cannot ascertain.”
She makes sure her ears are trained towards both the human and the venlil, an action which causes the venlil to cower behind her partner “We do not house government agencies. This is a farming town of little note. The local precinct is a simple precinct, we have no regulatory or command authority. The town population is approximately double that of the number of your convoy. We have no individuals of appreciable social or political reach. There is nothing in Blackriver of interest to people attempting to change government policy, nor have there been actions taken here that I can identify as being cause for retaliatory actions within the context of your message.”
“I must ensure this does not happen again and the only way of doing so is minimizing our attractivity as targets. A logical assumption of your choice of quarry would be a town with the presence of politicians, a large city with constant news coverage, cities housing important government agencies or those containing the Regional Firebases”
“So I ask again. What are you doing here?”
The two remain silent for a few seconds, before the human turns around with a mouth noise “Whatever, I don’t need to explain myself to someone that won’t listen. Come on!” he starts to stalk back towards the car, but stops once he notices his venlil companion wasn’t moving.
The snow-white venlil has their focus on Keya, who offers a simple low forward swipe of her tail, a sign to proceed. Still, the venlil seems frozen in place until the human comes back and grabs hold of their paw with a gentle touch. At which point both finally return to the convoy.
Keya remains at the side of the road, watching as the convoy readies itself again to leave. People get back inside cars, they hop on the back of trucks and load themselves into buses. She continues to watch as the convoy takes its time riding out, making their way out of the town.
Once it is finally gone, multiple footsteps sound behind her. When she turns around she meets her officers, having returned from their assigned positions “They have left. I expect your reports of what happened in each sector by the end of your shifts” she states plainly, before looking at Santos “They did not appear to have a specific reason for targeting Blackriver.” The question remains unspoken.
The human officer just shrugs “Sometimes, you don’t know what you’re doing. We’re just a little town, I doubt they even know what exactly they’re angry about.” He looks at the tail end of the convoy as it leaves “Town was probably just a place they felt safe going to.”
“D-do you think we might get more like that” Lunek says, at the back of the group.
“Who knows…” Santos sighs “But if human history applies anywhere here… This is just a sign of worse things to come”
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And thus the omen passes by. Feelings, emotions of all sorts, without a plan or a reason other than just their own rage and distress.
Did any of these even know what they were doing? And how much worse can it be when they do?
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2024.05.18 22:06 Infamcus Con’s “It’s like a superpower” line hits hard. I’m glad I decided to rewatch Succession.

The entire last 20 minutes of this episode are amazing from an already amazing episode overall. From the “That’s business 102” joke to the “You’re not serious people” line it has many parts that make this one of my favorite episodes.
Two things take the cake for me. The first is the rewatch factor. Knowing what happens next, leaves a huge cloud over everyone’s heads. Logan’s last attempt to manipulate his children all at once; the kid’s tired of it; and Con’s actual “getting melancholy everywhere”.
Con’s lines hit harder the second time around. I could go on and pick the lines apart and how knowing what happens next affects this scene but I feel like it’s something that should be experienced. Just letting my thoughts out.
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2024.05.18 22:02 ansi09 The Weekly Colosseum Codex Has Been Published May 18-2024

The Weekly Colosseum Codex Has Been Published May 18-2024
Source: https://blog.colosseum.org/accelerator-cohort-jupiter-developers-sns-records/

🚀 Colosseum Accelerator Cohort 1

Colosseum has announced the inaugural Colosseum accelerator cohort!
The group is made up of 10 winners from the recent Solana Renaissance Hackathon. 1,071 teams submitted products in the competition, resulting in 34 winning projects.
From the pool of 34 winners, Colosseum selected 10 startups that showed they had the technical talent, speed, vision, and competitive drive required to build standout products that will grow the Solana ecosystem.
The following startups will be joining Colosseum Cohort 1:
Ore: A new digital currency that allows anyone to mine using a novel proof-of-work algorithm on the Solana blockchain.
Urani: An intent-based swap aggregator bringing protection against toxic MEV at the application layer.
DBunker: An open network for DePIN financial derivatives and supply-side aggregation.
DeCharge: An EV charging network integrated with Solana, offering globally compatible hardware for affordable access.
Torque: A protocol for builders and dApps to deploy user acquisition strategies natively onchain.
Legends of the Sun: An old-school combat battle arena game with onchain wagering and an open marketplace.
MeshMap: A DePIN network enabling generalized 3D mapping data for mixed reality applications.
BlockMesh: A DePIN network that allows anyone to easily monetize their excess bandwidth.
Banger: A marketplace to buy and sell tweets while supporting creators, curators, and fun.
Rakurai: A new Solana client boosting TPS with proprietary scheduling & pipeline optimizations.
Over the next month and a half, these founders will progress from devnet to mainnet as they continue to iterate, test, and refine their products.
The program will culminate in a virtual demo day for investors across the venture ecosystem, with a recording of the event released after for the broader crypto community.
Congrats to all the teams that made it into the Colosseum Accelerator program!

👷‍♀️ Jupiter Working Group for Developers

The Jupiter Working Group for Developers is a proposal to enhance the Jupiter ecosystem by bringing together developers who are passionate about DeFi.
This working group's goals would be to foster innovation, improve existing tools, and create new opportunities for developers within the Jupiter community.
The group would work focus on enhancing and refining existing open source SDKs and APIs to add more essential features.
In addition to enhancing existing Jupiter SDKs and APIs, the group would accelerate the development of new SDKs like the Perps SDK to meet the high demand from developers and cater to a wider range of use cases.
There would also be a focus on supporting open-source projects like a Telegram bot, sniping tool, and Perps dashboards.
Active community contributors would be supported and recognized, with training, resources, and incentives to make their contributions more impactful, ensuring they continue to grow the Jupiter ecosystem.
Developers that want to contribute should reach out to @sssionggg with their thoughts and feedback.
Jupiter Working Group for Developers

📛 SNS Records V2

SNS Records V2 is designed to enhance the reliability and security of domain records within the Solana ecosystem.
Developed by Bonfida, this initiative addresses staleness and verification issues to ensure the integrity and reliability of on-chain domain records. This gives developers accurate and secure data, and more trust in the applications they build.
SNS V2 has 2 important features:
Staleness Mechanism: Ensures that domain records are current, preventing outdated information from being inherited by new domain owners. This is crucial for maintaining accurate and relevant data across apps.
Right of Association Mechanism: Verifies that the records are owned by the domain holder, preventing impersonation and enhancing trust in on-chain identities.
With mechanisms in place to prevent staleness, developers can rely on up-to-date data that records are owned by the legitimate domain holder.
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Bonfida provides assistance and resources to help developers seamlessly integrate Records V2 into their projects, including code examples and setup support.
SNS Guide: Records V2

💎 Developer News

Transaction Commitment Levels Solana's transaction commitment levels of Processed, Confirmed, and Finalized play a crucial role in ensuring the network's reliability and security by providing clear indication of a transaction’s state. Mastering these commitment levels is essential for building reliable and high-performing DApps that meet user needs effectively and give developers the appropriate level of transaction finality for their specific use cases.
Payments on Solana Solana has quickly become the preferred blockchain for payments with its robust infrastructure and speed of transactions with fintech giants like Stripe, PayPal, Visa, and Shopify integrating Solana for payment solutions. This article covers the advancements and within the Solana ecosystem, focusing on various payment tooling products and protocols developed by different teams and examples of specific projects building the future of Solana's global payment infrastructure.
Bonkathon Developer Resources Whether you're taking part in Bonkathon or not, this comprehensive set of resources will guide you through every step of Solana development with a detailed getting started guide, video tutorials and self-paced courses, tooling, SDKs, and APIs and open source projects to learn from.

💸 Funding

Zeta Markets has raised $5 million in a strategic round, increasing its total funding to $13.5 million. The round was led by Electric Capital with participation from notable angel investors like Anatoly Yakovenko of Solana and Mert Mumtaz of Helius.
Seeds Labs, the developer of the Web3 game Bladerite, has raised $12 million in a seed funding round with participation from investors including Solana Foundation. The funding will support the continued development of Bladerite and its game asset market, aiming to create a sustainable economic system within the game.
AgriDex, a Solana-based platform that tokenizes and trades agricultural commodities, has raised $5 million in a pre-seed funding round to grow the current team to build the platform to tokenize and list more agricultural commodities.

⚙️ Tools & Resources

optimisoor is a dashboard to monitor and analyze LST distributions on Sanctum using SolanaFM APIs and GenesysGo's Shadow Drive.
jito-test is an example of how to send a Jito bundle using Solana web3.js v2 preview.
Audius Music is an Unreal Engine plugin that allows developers to utilize the Audius API to stream music from the Audius track catalog within their games.

⚡ Quick Hits

Bubblemaps analytical tools adds Solana support - u/bubblemaps
Create Solana dApp adds support for Anchor 0.30 - u/beeman_nl
Add your open source Colosseum Hackathon project to Awesome Solana repo - u/joeymeere
Metaplex Startup Program introduces the inaugural cohort - u/metaplex
New or Lesser Known Solana Groups to Follow - u/therealchaseeb
Shyft adds Meteora DeFi data to superindexer - u/Shyft_to
How Star Atlas Differs From Other Blockchain-Based Games - Crypto Gaing Experts
Real world problems solved by building an entire game on the blockchain - u/tax_cuts

🎧 Listen to This

Validated

In this episode, Austin chats with Andrey Falaleyev, CTO of Neon, an EVM that lets devs build and deploy dApps from EVM chains to Solana, all while maintaining compatibility with the EVM opcode set.
Andrey discusses Neon's decentralization and security, elucidating technical details around how Neon's parallelization works. He also sheds light on the kinds of teams interested in building on or migrating over to Neon.
Parallelizing the EVM on Solana w/ Andrey Falaleyev (Neon)

Bonus Episodes:

Solana’s Filecoin Integration, Ethos, and DePIN with Austin Federa - DWeb Decoded
Aaron Stanley interviews Austin Federa, the Head of Strategy at The Solana Foundation. They discuss Solana's Filecoin integration, the concept of DePIN and its importance in the Solana ecosystem, the role of meme coins in stress testing, Solana's performance and architectural decisions, and the upcoming Fire Dancer upgrade.
The Future Of Liquid Staking On Solana FP Lee - Lightspeed
FP Lee (Sanctum) discusses the growth of liquid staking on Solana, launching LSTs, value accrual, solving liquidity issues & some of the products sanctum is building.
Solana: The Promise of Stablecoins & Blockchains - Circle
Austin Federa, Head of Strategy at the Solana Foundation, sits down with Circle Director of Community, Sam Sealey, to discuss the future of stablecoins and their role in the global economy.
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2024.05.18 21:57 Briannahell AITA for kicking my parents out of my home because they were homophobic?

Ok, so I (25 f), was hosting a birthday party for my nephew's 17th birthday (I was hosting because his mom/my sister doesn't like house parties) at my house. My nephew is gay, and my family all accepted him (or so I thought) so having a couple of pride flags in my house shouldn't be much of a problem? My nephew asked for rainbow decor and how could I say no, I'm an Ally and I could afford it, so it shouldn't have been a problem. Anyway, the day comes, and him and his friends start to pile in. My sistehis mom and his dad/my brother in law had a doctors appointment so they didn't join us, but my parents/my nephews grandparents did. The event was running smoothly, until my nephew cut the cake. It was rainbow tiered (which he asked for) but when he gave a slice so my parents/his grandparents, they both threw away the cake, and started to make a scene, screaming that 'NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE ABOUT YOUR STUPID LGBT WHATEVER BULLSHIT ALL THE DAMN TIME' and throwing his pride flags in the trash. I told them to leave firmly, maybe calling them old hags in the process. Still, they storm out and blast all the rest of the family a dramatised version of the story, and now I have over 150 messages from family members I don't even talk to, telling me that I shouldn't shove the community in everyone's face all the time. I added a few pride flags and had a rainbow cake because my nephew wanted it, is that so bad? Anyway my nephew hasn't been talking to anyone, and my sistehis mom is telling me I am the a**hole and I should apologise. I don't see what I've done wrong, but AITA?
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2024.05.18 21:42 RESPECTATOR_DE_FEMEI WIBTA if I did not disclose to my(28m) fiance(27f) that my zodiac sign is not Taurus(as I claimed it was when we met)?

Long story short, on our first date 4 years ago I lied to my date about my zodiac sign. We met on a dating app and I saw she mentioned her sign in her bio, so I knew she believed in astrology. Before the date, I googled which signs were compatible to hers. And I made sure to mention that I am born on the 27th of April. She smiled and told me she had a feeling I was a Taurus.
Things went great between us and we got engaged a few months ago. I never lied to her about anything else but I did not come clean about the star sign lie. There was no one to blow my cover because my family and I don't speak, so they never met. And I met her right after I moved to a new city so all my friends were new. She only met one of my old friends and I told him to never tell her when I am born. One time she saw my ID but I told her they put in the wrong date and it would be too much of a hassle to get it fixed.
I have never been much of a birthday guy so it didn't make a difference to change it to the 27th of April. I told her I don't like parties but she would spend a lot of time baking me a cake and making sure the day felt special and we would go out. I always loved how much effort she put into that day.
Sometimes I would wonder if this was immoral, but I knew astrology was made up anyway so objectively it wouldn't make a difference. But the thing is, this stuff is pretty important to her. I sometimes hear her watching tiktoks about astrology. When a friend tells her she is dating a new guy she asks about his star sign. And a few years ago she asked me the time I was born at and paid an astrologer to do a compatibility chart for us. She was really happy when that lady told her we were very compatible.
It feels wrong to start a marriage on a lie. But on the other hand, it also feels wrong to destroy a great relationship due to something some idiots invented thousands of years ago. WBTA if I did not come clean?
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2024.05.18 21:31 Illustrious_Fan9974 Balance changelogs that i wish to be applied

[---Buffs---]
HANK!
  1. Charging time : 3s-2.5s
  2. Added tank trait
  3. Its GONNA Blow (Sp ) : 10%-15% efficiency
  4. Hp value 10800-11600
( Despite this SHRIMP got huge BUFFS yet still staying on the bottom of the tiers ,is really unideal For that being. This should make him put more pressure and be a little defensive on close range scenario's . Also his sp where he gets his speed buff should be increased as it is only a 10% increaseal )
BARLEY
  1. HP value: 4800-5000
  2. Reload speed increased by 5%
( I tried not to give everyone a DMG change since DMG inflation is continuously rising over time.... Soo tried some alternative options tbh. )
TARA
  1. Both of her spawnables hp from SP increased by 800 ---( 2400-3200)---( 3000-3800)---
( Nobody's Talkin about how she fell off in the last few months.
BTY tried a different buff for her. What I've seen is what her spawnables hp from both of her SP is still the same even aftrr the universal stat buff. No wondy why her spawnables are soo fragile RN. )
JANET
  1. Attk range: 8.33-9 blocks/tiles
( Hot take but the only thing that i suffer when playing janet is how low her range is.... As a marksman, she just..... Doesn't seem too have enough range, AKA underwhelming ..... Havin that low of attk distance also makes her more fragile, TBH i think this single buff is enough to give her a substantial improvement. )
DARRL
1.Steel hoops SP : Effect duration 2s-3s
  1. Projectile amount : 5-4 DMG Distribution ==> 480--600 per projectile
  2. Rolling reload: now also grants CC immunity for 1s
( Darrls viability is slowly descending due to better picks and HCS ( OFC ) but instead giving a basic Hp Buff, i thought what about buffing his steel hoops, as now he can be more aggro with his playstyle as he will be alot tankier . Also with the second change, he can do more consistent chip DMG even at max/mid range)
DOUG
  1. Base healing: 1200-1600
  2. Teammates after reviving by his super will get 25% Shield for 3s
ASH
  1. FULL Rage gained from receiving DMG : ==>125%- 100% of his base hp
  2. Rage bar now decays 15% slower
( He is also powercrept due to not having a HC as tanks get the most benefit from it and get the most sufferings without it...BUT, recently i am seeing that, as more characters are getting HCs, tanks HCs are also getting powercrept. Those HCS are still Strong tho ...... But i dont think a single HC will make him alot better. This change should let him be more AGGRO tbh )
[--MISCELLANEOUS BUFFS--]
HIEST SAFE: Base HP increased by 25% Upto ==>(80000-100000 hp)
 2. Now has a Damage cap of 5000 per second 
( Do i need to say somtin?.... HIEST recently has been INSANELY powercrept due to more high DMG dealing characters as well as balance changelogs, this sure is a necessary change RN)
[---DeBuffs---]
ANGELO
  1. movement speed reduced to fast when charging attks ( from very fast)
  2. SCR : 2-2.5 shots
  3. Main attk DMG : 4400-4000
( Absolute insane marksman RN... The HIGH DMG combined with his insane speed is ridiculous )
MELODIE
  1. Dash range reduced by 25%
  2. Base SCR : 4-5
  3. SCR from notes cut in HALF.
Misc: 1. After hitting a main shot, notes will no longer Dmg target's on the middle of the attacker ( Nerf )
( INSANELY high mobility and Very fast SCR... Considering how easy to hit shots TBH.... Also nobody's giving a Fuck about it... But for some reason, when applying her basic attk, the notes appear literally from her a-- inside..... , Dealing 2760 per attks... Even if all 3 of your notes are charged, u still do insane Dmg with that goffy ahh gimmick. [ 920 from basic attks+ 1840 from the notes ] this substantially increases her Burst DMG value... also once she gets her super... its pretty easy to cycle it with her notes as the notes charge rate is the same as the base SCR, aka 4 hits......Allowing her to do absurd teamwipes . Also the inability to charge notes from special targets will make her an insane Victim of spawners like Nita and Jessie )
PIPER
  1. DMG value: ==>3400-3200
  2. Autoaimer (gadget) : knockback removed, and increased slowness by 300% ( 0.5-2.0s slow ) and DMG increased to 800 from 160
( Having two jail free cards as a marksman are already insane, soo one of them should be tuned down, this gadget change will let her intruder's aproch slower but will not cancel their attks . Mainly the intention is , there should be a way to counter her Greatly in close scenarios.
And talk about her DMG, IMO way overtuned, way too much rewarding when shot hits , needs a balance between like what happened to Nani. )
SANDY
  1. HCR : 60%-40% ( 1.66-2.5 supers )
( His HC is incredibly strong AF, As if it wasn't enough..... )
JESSIE
  1. HCR : 60%-50% ( 1.66-2 Supers )
( got overtuned TBH, getting that much 10k hp turrets are just too overwhelming )
BELLE
--HYPERCHARGE TWEAKS--
  1. DMG boost: 25%-20%
  2. Speed boost: 26%-18%
( BELLEs high DMG boost from her HC makes her soo much deadly, so does the speed which also does insane job )
BYRON
  1. Base healing/DMG: 760-720
( Ok i am sorry, but IMO his Dmg/heal got way overtuned.... I already Kinda doubted that after this change he might need a small Nerf... But at the same time... I think he will still be really Good )
CHARLIE
  1. Spiders hp decay increased ( 10%-20%) Upto 10-5s spiders endurance .
  2. Victims can now heal and reload when they are in her cocoon with 30% less efficiency.
  3. Attk unload delay: 500ms-750ms
( IDK how to balance her super TBH. She has to be one of the most unserious character supers I've seen. A fast paced multiplayer game where u always have to be active, Havin a character who literally makes u being idle for a decent period of time.... Like even if the super was 3s, she still will be good... Bcuz of how her super works. her Allie's including herself, gets a huge advantage in many scenarios, because 5s is still enough to do the impossible in ongoin matches, atleast in competitive. Soo increasing the decay again will let her and her allies do less amount of crazy plays and other shit. But if u have any ideas, just let me know how to balance her super properly
but what can i see for now which needs a deserved change is that the spooders gadget Imo is still pretty braindead and strong at the same time.... 10s of endurance if doesn't get damaged helps her soo much for control , this especially helps with single non pierce attkers . This should do the damn job .
*BUFFS , DEBUFFS and CHANGES *
MANDY
--CHANGES--
  1. first star power is now baseline. it is replaced with THE new SP ( In my sight's)..... Which increases the upper and lower view point by 15% in focused mode...
( IMO her 1st SP is a must for her kit..... So i tried making her 1st sp baseline as I think, she is quiet unviable without it....)
CHESTER
--buffs--
  1. Main Attk DMG: ==( 1280-1400)
  2. SCR : 7-- 6 bells
  3. Poprocks super now have a throwing range similar to other spawners like Nita.
--REWORKS--
  1. 2 nd sp now reveals enemy's ammo bar and charge rate ( CHARGE RATE bar amplifies like lous freeze bar)
  2. 1 st SP now removes one cap bell attack and cycles between 2-3 bells
(Although OUR Mighty JESTER dosent have any good competitive purposes, he still feels awfull in Ladder as well.... bumping the DMG will make his long range shots more rewarding and reworking his 1st SP will reduce his Burst DMG buuuut, this SP will indeed increase his Consistency over DMG even more...)
KIT ( SIZABLE REWORK )
--Buffs--
  1. after leeching out from an allie, he will gain 33% of his super back
  2. Super duration when leeched on allies 10s-12s
--DEBUFFS--
  1. MAIN attk DMG : 2000-1600 ( revert)
--changes ( Reworks )--
1.Power hungry ( SP) : renamed to " Enter context ". When leeched to an allie, his allie will passively Charge its super similar to kit himself, but it will be 20% less effective.
  1. Cardboard box ( gadget) : renamed to "Enter context" will increase leached allies movement speed by 25% for 5s
  2. Overly attached ( SP) : renamed to " Enter context" . Will get 40% DMG when super is applied to opponents and targeted victim will receive 20% more DMG from all source's. The Dmg buff also Includes kits super DMG.
  3. Cheeseburger ( Gadget) : will now heal kit even if he isn't leeched to any allies. But it will be 30% of his max HP. And now has a maximum healing cap of 4000 . ( small Nerf) so no more Kit + Big tank combo.
  4. After leeching out of an Allie, he will gain 25% DMG reduction for 5s
( Tried to make him actually decently supportive rather assassin type. Hot take but kits whole system is just messed up. From gadgets being not supportive enough to SPs being very situational. One thing i also noticed that, supportive characters who has shorter range generally suffers more than the other supports. And not to mention, his super is not that consistent. After leeching out of an Allie, he literally losts his whole damn super and considering he has no other way to fastly charge his super except attacking others opponents, which he suffers again cuz he has short range , low burst and low Hp. So He has to passively charge it most of the time. Which takes a while where 20s to be exact. So i tried to make his super just a little more cyclable and tried making his whole gadget, SP reworked . To make him supportively better. Soo lastly, WDYT? Did i overdo it, or like overbuffed him? Let me know tho. For any improvements)
CHUCK
--Debuffs--
  1. Cant place polls in a HIEST safe ( in a radious of 4 tiles )
--Buffs--
  1. Reload speed 2000ms-1800ms
  2. projectile speed 1750-1860
--CHANGES ( small reworks) --
1 .autoaiming outside the polls will no longer place one , instead all poles now need to be placed manually.
  1. Reroute gadget will pick up the nearest pole instead of last placed pole. The gadget Will Still pick up poles even if the super is Charged
( Outside heist and few hotzone maps.... He recently started to become outshined by other controllers. His kit is really weird as it only works decently on specific modes and maps. Soo kinda tried to rework some of his base stats .
And this change to his super will let him do more good pole placements soo he can do more controlling attribution for his team.. although WDYT?.
SAM ( SIZABLE REWORK)
--Changes--
  1. 1st SP is now baseline. it is replaced with ( insert name ) which upon deploying his super, he will be immune to all CC for 1.5s
  2. 2nd SP is now reworked, after launching his super, after 10s, he will instantly charge his super. (Doesn't passively charge bty )
  3. 2nd gadget is now reworked as well to ( insert name ) . It is like sprouts one, when knuckle Busters are on the ground , using this gadget will automatically home in to himself and will deal 1800 DMG
( He is completely dependent on his 1st SP ... IMO making it baseline is important, second of all... Both of his 2nd gadget and SP is Dogshit.... It really need some love... Soo tried this Rework to remove some of Sam's weaknesses. Also. Is the first SP rework good or just made it too strong ?, let me know)
OR, ( Quickfix)
  1. knuckle Busters pickup timing reduced by half .
  2. Hp Value: 10800-11200
FANG
--debuffs--
  1. SRR : 45hits
  2. Super DMG: 2400-2200
--buffs--
  1. Main attk DMG : 2720-2800
  2. Super dash speed: 4000-4500
HYPERCHARGE Tweaks
  1. HCR : 20%-30% -- ( 5-3.33 supers)
(fresh kicks SP has been always a must pick for his kit, and now because of his buffed SCR , this SP just straight makes him to be able to destroy low-mid ladder player matchmakings . Although he is counterable in competitive matches. But knowing the fact that 70% of the whole player base are casuals, i think he actually needs a super Debuff, cuz NOBODY likes to get teamwiped in a matter of seconds. He was already pretty solid IF U PLAYED HIM well enough which most of the people weren't. After his SRR buff, he already became STUPIDITY braindead as it is pretty EZ TO cycle supers.
Now i just wanna make him skill based as how he was before sep 2023. The main thing that i noticed was his SRR change is what made him less skill
Tried to revert it. But also giving him some buffs to balance thing's out.
GUS ( Rework to supportive gimmicks )
--Buffs--
  1. spirit heal: 1600-2000
--CHANGES--
  1. Hitting a Spirit Charged attk on a wall will now spawn a Ghost as well
  2. Kooky popper( gadget) : added knockback but DMG is cut in 1/4th . 2000-500
  3. 2nd gadget: removed HP sacrificial ( 5%-0% ) And next attk upon Activation will spawn 2 spirits
( Really hoping this will make him shine again, tried to make him supportively viable by making the spirits actually useful for healing his Allie's. Keep in mind that the sprits healing buff is an indirect buff to his 1st SP as well. Allowing his allie to heal upto 4000 which is pretty substantial. And adding some kind of CC to him soo he can atleast retreat with THIS but added additional nerf to it for a compensation. )
LOU
DEBUFFS:
  1. Hypothermia SP : Max DMG reduction. 50%-35%
BUFFS:
  1. Hp value: 6400-7000
  2. SCR : 8-7 shots ( without SCR gear )
HYPERCHARGE tweaks (DEBUFF)
  1. Hypercharged super insta freeze -70% of the freeze bar will be filled
( Same is COLGATE, not any big problems on his main kit, except his HYPERCHARGE.... Buuut supercell really likes to kill a character whos main issue isn't his base kit. also his hypothermia SP is kinda getting slept on as how secretly STRONG AF it is. You can still almost insta freeze any enemy with HCed super combined with Cyro Shyrup )
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2024.05.18 21:28 Honest_Service_8702 Chocolate birthday cakes free

Chocolate birthday cakes free
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I accept donated ingredients, but it's not necessary to pick up something. If you donate expired/rotting food I will block you.
I do not do special requests, bake sales, and non profits, so don't ask. If you see something posted you want to pick up to give to a charity that would be great.
But do not try to arrange something for me to make things for a specific reason. My anxiety cannot handle it.
Please do not come here and suggest I take a class, or sell baked goods. That is ablist, unsupportive, and upsetting.
I am autistic, and am the only one doing this, so please be kind.
I still have these two chocolate birthday cakes.
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2024.05.18 21:15 Trick_Weapon Blazers Offseason Trade Preview and Partners - Long Form

In this second part of my "series", I am taking a look at the potential trades for the Blazers. If you'd like to read the first part on Toumani Camara, the link is here: Offseason Review: Toumani Camara : ripcity (reddit.com)
Without a clear consensus on draft prospects where 8-10 guys are all within the same tier, this draft cycle will see a lot of teams looking to move around and potentially trade down. The Blazers are in a unique position with 4 picks in the top-40, a few veteran players which will interest teams, and an all-star caliber player they might be looking to trade away. Now that the order is settled, I want to look at the Blazers assets, objectives, and 5 teams who are likely trade partners.
Primary Trade Assets:
Offseason Objectives
Not only are assets important, but the overall objectives of the offseason. The way I see it, here are the Blazers objectives:
With that in mind, let’s talk about 5 trade partners who I think we will be having constant conversations with: Philadelphia, Detroit, Orlando, Detroit, Chicago, and Memphis. Please note all these trades are frameworks, the point is really to think about the primary value each team is getting back, along with the matching salary. The exact number of picks, the type of picks, the filler contracts, and the sweeteners are really guess-work. I wouldn't read too much into it.
Philadelphia:
Detroit:
Orlando
Chicago
Memphis
I think my next post will be my NBA draft big board. Please share your thoughts below, and if you are curious about any other potential trade partners, happy to think about them more!


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2024.05.18 21:08 OldMedium8246 How to organize a birthday party?

My son is turning 1 in a few weeks and I am SO excited. My husband and I booked a shelter at a local park that we get all day, but party is just from 2-4. I’ve ordered personalized invitations and mailed out the majority of them. Finishing up this weekend. I bought dinosaur-themed plates and cups. I bought his birthday outfit and a back-up. Bought a little dinosaur decoration for his high chair and some cake toppers. Plan to order his cake soon. Already have some streamers from previous parties. I haven’t gotten his gift(s) yet but money is tight and of course we’re getting him something special, but I know either way he’d be happy with just a box lol. Getting balloons the day or two before, I took a few days off of work just for prep and our local party store does the orders same-day or next day for helium balloons, you can’t order this far in advance. For food we’re just going to order pizza and wings. Will be 20-30 people.
If I’m missing any of the tangible things needed let me know, but I’m mainly concerned about how the party will actually run. What do you DO at a 1 year old’s birthday party? I thought maybe a short party game or two would be fun. Perhaps a game, then food, then sing happy birthday and cake? I know there’s a tradition where the person with the next birthday pulls the knife out of the first cake cut. I still hate most holidays because I don’t know any of the traditions and feel dumb, but I love birthdays and Christmas and want to make them special for my son. And in this case since he won’t remember, not look stupid in front of everyone else. ☹️
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2024.05.18 21:00 Just_Because4 I am very happy with how the character has been written so far (mostly rambling post)

Put the spoiler tag to be sure.
I realize Penacony's quest is yet to finish, and Acheron will most probably be explored further down the line as the story progresses even beyond Penacony, but I wanted to get this out just as I am feeling it (plus, I dare to say that we do have a big picture of who Acheron is by now, so I doubt something drastic will happen to change this, but only time can tell).
This sentiment originates from the direct parallel from her Genshin Impact counterpart: Raiden Shogun, or more specifically, Ei. I am not going to get into details regarding this character, that's not the point of discussion I want to convey here. What I wanted to point out is how this character has been a hot spot for controvery for three years within the Genshin community. And with her being my favorite character from that game, it just infuriates me how she has always been so "villainified" and misunderstood, taking all her negative attributes to hyperbolic extremes that make her out to be worse than she actually is. I guess I can only blame the writing for this. I would also try to add anything related to Raiden Mei from Honkai Impact, but I am not familiar with the game, and I do NOT speak about things I don't know.
But with Acheron, the atmosphere feels different, more positive even. And I guess it is also due to her writting. I cannot think of anything she has done that can be considered morally grey, or even bad. She has been one of the key people in freeing Penacony from Ena's dream. Everything that surrounds her just makes the audience respect her. She fought against millions of demons in a futile attempt to save her planet. She endured the, debatably, most dangerous Aeon the game has. She has taken upon herself the meaningless task of guiding the lost souls to rest. Her ultimate goal is to kill the very same being that made her life, and many other lost souls, a misery. She has also shown numerous times she never retorts to violent means if she can solve the issue without it (She has been taunted to fight by 6 people so far: Duke Inferno, Aventurine, Welt, Sam, the Dream Master and Boothill. Out of them, only two were struck down, because they wouldn't accept any other solution but to fight). Her presence even clashes with what we know of Self-Annihilators. Despite being close to becoming a shell of what she once was, and currently being an Emanator of Nihility no less, her view of what life is is actually very hopeful and warm. She is a hero and a warrior through and through, and I am happy to see that the general reception of her character seems to be a positive one.
The only thing I can think of that can make her look like a bad person is that if you got stuck into believing that what happened in the Rondo Across Countless Kalpas trailer was all literal. But I'd dare to say that you need to be too illiterate to not notice that it was mostly a metaphorical way of portraying the Nihility within herself, and what happens when anyone interacts too closely to what she went through, specially when that someone is a memetic entity of the Rememberance.
I know this may sound nonsensical, as they are different characters, so of course they are treated differently. You may be correct, I just found it curious that my favorite characters from both games turned out to be the "Raiden Mei" iteration of each game. So this is just the feeling of relief after seeing that "she" went from being hated and misunderstood endlessly for years, to being actually decently written, with a lot of positive traits that make her a very likeable character.
Was this post a stupid rant? Yes. Was it unnecessary? Possibly. But you could say that doing meaningless things is part of the beauty of Nihility.
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2024.05.18 20:56 Yurii_S_Kh Anatomy of sin: how adultery darkened David's mind

Anatomy of sin: how adultery darkened David's mind
Julius Schnorr von Carolsfeld, “David's Repentance.”
Joab's trickery
When we read how Joab carried out David's orders, we realize: the commander disobeyed the king:
And it came to pass, when Jo´ab observed the city, that he assigned Uri´ah unto a place where he knew that valiant men were. And the men of the city went out, and fought with Jo´ab: and there fell some of the people of the servants of David; and Uri´ah the Hittite died also. (2 Sam. 11:16-17)
Joab makes Uriah's death look like an accident rather than the result of betrayal: he simply puts a warrior in the hot seat. Along with Uriah, other warriors died.
Why does Joab do things his own way and not directly fulfill David's order? On the one hand, it is obvious: as an experienced military commander, he quickly noticed the king's blunder and corrected it accordingly. On the other hand, when we read about his command to notify David of the event, we realize that Joab is not as simple a man as it may seem at first glance. What did Joab want? Let's look at the text of the commander's command to notify the king of the event:
Then Jo´ab sent and told David all the things concerning the war; and charged the messenger, saying, When thou hast made an end of telling the matters of the war unto the king, and if so be that the king's wrath arise, and he say unto thee, Wherefore approached ye so nigh unto the city when ye did fight? knew ye not that they would shoot from the wall? Who smote Abim´elech the son of Jerub´besheth? did not a woman cast a piece of a millstone upon him from the wall, that he died in Thebez? why went ye nigh the wall? then say thou, Thy servant Uri´ah the Hittite is dead also. (2 Sam. 11:18-21)
1) It is striking that Joab is clearly not trying to avoid problems. Instead of telling the story of Uriah's death right away, the commander offers to recount the entire battle.
2) Joab thinks through David's future response in great detail. This suggests a commander who is portraying the king, expressively imitating the intonation and manner of speech of royalty in anger. It is beyond the scope of this article to go into the details of why Joab puts the story of Abimelech's death into David's mouth. Here we will only note that the commander anticipates the king's reaction (as we know from the subsequent story, David did not react in the way Joab portrayed). Why did Joab need all of this?
Joab versus David
It is paramount to note that the relationship between David and Joab was hardly a good one. The warlord had despicably murdered men who were dear to the king: Abenir (2 Samuel 3 ch.) and Absalom (4 Samuel 18 ch.). After the death of Abenir, David, realizing that he was dependent on Joab, nevertheless dared to openly voice his disagreement with the warlord:
And the king said unto his servants, Know ye not that there is a prince and a great man fallen this day in Israel? And I am this day weak, though anointed king; and these men the sons of Zeru-i´ah be too hard for me: the Lord shall reward the doer of evil according to his wickedness. (2 Sam. 3:38-39)
We can assume that Joab was the most experienced strategist of his day (it was not for nothing that David put him in charge of the whole army). It is noteworthy that among the other commanders of King David were very worthy men: “Isbosef the Ahamanite, the chief of the three; he lifted up his spear against eight hundred men, and smote them once” (2 Sam. 23:8). Another, “Eleazar the son of Dodo...The Israelites went out against them, and he stood and smote the Philistines until his hand was weary and stuck to his sword. And the Lord granted a great victory that day, and the people followed him only to pick up the slain.” (2 Sam 23:9-10). Joab was a ruler over such worthy men among others. It is quite possible that Joab saw a worthy rival in David. Realizing that he could not become king, the warlord was simply trying to show his superiority over David.
Returning to the story of Joab sending a messenger to notify David of Uriah's death, we can assume that he played David's reaction to show his superiority over David: "that my actions could so easily make David mad." We do not know with what intonation, facial expressions, and gestures Joab imitated David's reaction. But it is possible that he portrayed the king's helplessness, perhaps even hysteria.
It is also worth noting here that Joab, though not directly, still obeyed the king and, in fact, gave some of the soldiers (including Uriah) to be killed. Why did he do this? It can also be explained by his cold strategic mind as a military commander. He was willing to use such an occasion to demonstrate to David his superior strategic thinking - if he had followed David's plan, the soldiers would have realized that any one of them could be in Uriah's place. In any case, the fact that Joab gives some of the soldiers to the death, fulfilling the king's orders, hardly makes him look good from a Christian moral standpoint.
Three versions of Uriah's death
When we read how the messenger at Joab's command notified the king, we realize that he is not quite listening to the warlord and lays out his own version:
And the messenger said unto David, Surely the men prevailed against us, and came out unto us into the field, and we were upon them even unto the entering of the gate. And the shooters shot from off the wall upon thy servants; and some of the king's servants be dead, and thy servant Uri´ah the Hittite is dead also. (2 Sam. 11:23-24)
Thus we have three versions of the account of the battle in which Uriah was killed. The first is that of the author of Scripture himself (2 Kings 11:16-17); the second is that of Joab (2 Kings 11:18-21), and the third is that of his messenger (2 Kings 11:23-24). Comparing them, we find differences that deserve separate attention. In the messenger's account, the arrows killed Uriah as Joab's army (which included Uriah) pursued the enemy to the gates of the besieged city. In the Scripture author's account, the enemy came out of the city, fought Joab's army, and in the course of doing so, Uriah was killed. It can be assumed that the messenger seeks to make Uriah's death as accidental as possible (no one is safe from archers) and at the same time justifiable (the troops had taken the upper hand over the enemy and in their pursuit of victory had come very close to the city). The messenger does his best not to piss David off. He realizes that it is hardly worth it to anger the king (contrary to what Joab said).
David's derangement
As we read of King David's reaction to the messenger's news, we can hardly remain indifferent:
Then David said unto the messenger, Thus shalt thou say unto Jo´ab, Let not this thing displease thee, for the sword devoureth one as well as another: make thy battle more strong against the city, and overthrow it: and encourage thou him. (2 Sam. 11:25)
Here we can see the depth of David's confusion. On the one hand, he tries to convey his speech in such a way that the messenger does not understand what is going on between the king and the commander. But the king himself does not understand what is going on: he does not know that the commander has deliberately changed his plan in order to ridicule his reckless strategy. He was waiting for news that Joab had carried out his orders: to kill one Uriah. When he heard that the commander had “failed miserably” (instead of killing one Uriah, he allowed other soldiers to die), the king decided to encourage his commander.
It is noteworthy that the author of Scripture does not tell us how the events unfolded: how the messenger reacted to David's words, how he returned to Joab, how they captured the city... But we, the readers, who realize the darkness of the events, understand one thing: David, instead of surrendering to grief and sorrow over the death of his loyal soldiers (as he had done before and would do in the case of Absalom's death), wants to encourage Joab. Instead of surrendering to anger at the commander who “badly” carried out an order, David encourages the one who, in correcting a flaw in the king's order, gives up his soldiers to die.
Every sin darkens the mind. That is why we must not think: I will sin and then repent. We don't know what happens after we sin. It is likely that David too was justifying his desire to give himself over to lust. Perhaps he too thought that afterward he would repent and all would be well. He hardly thought about the fact that he would then kill Uriah and have his firstborn son by Bathsheba die. He did everything he could to make his sin known to as few people as possible. And that only led to everyone finding out about his sin.
Sin is never worth committing. To paraphrase the apostle Paul, one of the Christian's mottos can be summarized as follows: “I will die, but I will not sin!” (Hebrews 12:4) Let us not forget that today's “petty idleness” can lead to a breeding ground for countless and shameful passions. For example, today's idleness can become shameful slander and gossip. And when we sin, we will immediately confess our sin, being broken and if possible mourning for what we have done. For the sin we have committed darkens our mind and corrupts our soul. Only sincere confession, brokenness, rethinking and change can restore the health of mind and soul after sin. May the Lord help us never to justify consenting to sin, but to really fight against sin, even to the point of shedding blood! (Hebrews 12:4)
Source: JesusPortal
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2024.05.18 20:51 psc4813 ABC how to make it lighter but still work as exterior frosting for wedding cake?

ABC how to make it lighter but still work as exterior frosting for wedding cake?
I made a practice vanilla american butter cream for one tier of the cake I am making for my daughter's wedding and it was dense and heavy. I'd read that whipping it up creates air bubbles, which get in the way of smooth frosting for the exterior of the cake, so I didn't whip it up much.
Full disclosure: I didn't use cream, I used whole milk. Do you think that would have made a difference? I didn't use much milk. Adding any liquid was questionable because the butter just kept absorbing all the sugar.
What can I do to lighten up the frosting but keep the texture smooth?
Exterior frosting is issue in this picture (I'm still learning how to get it super smooth; I've now bought tools to help):
https://preview.redd.it/3qbtqwk6e81d1.jpg?width=2401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78770b395f4708d1d05ec5216e9a226d2609272d
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