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Kto je Zoroslav Kollar?

2024.02.26 18:41 shadyyxxx Kto je Zoroslav Kollar?

Zijem v zahranici a otec je zaryty Smerak, konspirator a veri hoaxom (podla neho Covid nebol, vsetko je vina Matovica, akoby postihnute bolo iba Slovensko). Ako sa to tu casto opakuje, nie je s nim ziadna rec a ziadne ine fakty, ako tie z dezole sceny, neakceptuje. Takisto, ako nie je ochotny prijat a akceptovat LGBTI. Pri poslednej debate minuly vikend odrazu spomenul meno z titulky a aby som si pozrel jeho videa na YT, hlavne jeho rozne pozdravy Lipsicovi, B. Kollarovi a podobne. Vraj vsetko popravde rozprava, uz ako to zacalo pocas Meciara, a vysvetluje vraj vsetko okolo Lipsica a SUP, atd., a vraj sa velmi dobre pocuva a ze ma velmi prijemny hlas. Poslal mi 3 videa.
Zacal som pozerat jedno, a okrem toho ze nejaky extra prijemny hlas na pocuvanie podla mna nema, moja vnutorna chakra okamzite vycitila jednu loz za druhou. Niekoho, kto sa nepravom tvari ublizene. Chudak, musel vsetok svoj majetok niekam previest, aby on neprisiel. Ja sice ziaden majetok nemam a neviem, ako to chodi, ked ma niekto na ucte desiatky milionov, ale ak by som mal ciste triko, urcite by som sa nebal a nemusel prepisovat svoj majetok na svojich synov alebo spravcovske firmy ๐Ÿค” No, mozno sa mylim.
Kazdopadne, toto meno sa mi zjavilo pred 3 dnami prvy krat v zivote, a to som uz co-to prezil. Navyse, dnes niekde na mna skocil nejaky post, kde sa uvadzalo, ze Z.K. je vlastnikom polit. strany Hlas.
Takze asi viem, odkial vietor fuka, ale vedel by mi niekto mozno podat nejake dalsie info? Google search podsuva masy bulvaru a nemam popravde chut sa tym prekusavat.
Vrela vdaka.
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2024.02.11 16:29 Creative-Base9158 Prestala som chodit domov k rodicom.

Ahojte. Byvam v Bratislave, rodinu mam 3 hodiny cesty vlakom. Zvykla som domov chodievat kazdy 2./3. tyzden na vikend. Par mesiacov dozadu sa do rodicovskeho domu pristahovala sestra s partnerom a ich 2 malymi detmi, predtym zili v zahranici. Dom nie je prisposobeny na dvojgeneracne byvanie, kuchyna, kupelna je spolocna. Mama im vari a zabezpecuje aj servis okolo ich deti (vodenie do/zo skolky), ok, ich vec. Problem je ten ze odkedy sa sestra s partnerom nastahovali do domu rodicov sa tam uz necitim komfortne. Sestra sa tam sprava ako keby jej to tam patrilo a jej partner to je katastrofa, ide si dezinfo, pije, detom sa nevenuje, krici po nich, chodi tam iba v trenirkach... Deti su nevychovane, neposluchaju, robia bordel, dovoluju si. Vzdy som z vikendu odchadzala totalne psychicky vycerpana, cely cas som si tam kusala do jazyka, prestala som domov k rodicom chodit rada tak ako predtym. Vyvrcholilo to nedavno tym ze mi z penazenky zmizlo 10 Euro, takze niekto mi isiel do mojich osobnych veci a ukradol mi ich. Rodicia to odmietali riesit a uzavrelo sa to s tym ze som len urcite mala zle spocitane peniaze a nic mi vlastne nezmizlo. Rozhodla som sa preto ze domov k nasim prestanem za takychto okolnosti chodit. Nebola som doma uz par tyzdnov, dnes mi mama volala a len vycitky, ako si nic nevazim, ze na nich kaslem, nepridem ich ani pozriet. Rodicom som situaciu vysvetlila, co mi vadi a preco uz domov chodit nebudem. Takisto som im povedala ze oni mozu prist hocikedy za mnou do Bratislavy na vikend, mam pre nich volnu izbu a viem im pripravit bohaty program. To odmietaju, pretoze deti su predsa tie co maju navstevovat rodicov a nie naopak. Tak ja uz neviem. Doma je to s prichodom sestry extremne toxicke a nemam chut si nicit kvoli tomu vikendy, rodicia to ale nechcu pochopit. Neviem ako mam tuto situaciu riesit. S rodicmi mam fajn vztahy a chcela by som sa s nimi stretavat.
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2024.01.04 19:15 Mayank-maximum Hello welcome to the parody of libergandu and chodi chut gayi

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2023.12.08 08:54 Imaginary-Help-5649 Moja mama sa prilis boji o mna

Pozn. Mam 17 rokov.
Boli prazdniny a bolo asi 8 vecer. Mala som chut sa ist prejst. Akurat sa zotmelo. Byvam na okraji mesta na velmi bezpecnom mieste. Realna za 6 rokov, co tu sme, som ani raz nepocula o nejakom vlamani ci o takom niecom. No moja mama o tom nechcela ani pocut. Absolutne mi to zakazala a donutila otca, aby isiel so mnou. Aj ked som nikoho nestretla, bolo mi to celkom trapne a uz fakt nemam chut odvtedy chut sa ist poprechadzat. Pride mi to sialene, hlavne kvoli tomu, ze niektori moji spoluziaci byvaju mimo BA a estr tu chodia na kruzky a privhadzaju domov regulerne o osmej, deviatej, zatial co moji rodicia ma nikde nepustia samu po zotmeni a bodka. Napriklad chodim aj na futbal a treningy su ze od 17.10 do, v podstate dokedy si trener zmysli a kedze sa uz stmieva skoro a z nejako ineho, divneho dovodu, mi v ziadnom pripade nedovoli ist busom a kazdy krat ma tam otec dovezie. Akoze, nie ze by som sa nejak velmi stazovala, je to rychlejsie, ale realne vsetci ostatni su schopni sa tam dopravit sami, navyse nemozem potom ist napr do obchodaku so spoluhrackami alebo tak. Navyse mam osem hodin v skole jeden den a prichadzam domov po zotmeni a vzdy mi vyvolava, ze kde som, ze uz by som mala byt doma atd., aj ked som odisla zo skoly hned po skonceni hodiny.
Navyse, ma celkom dlhu historiu s podobnymi kuskami. V piatej triede mi nedovolila dochadzat domov sama a namiesto toho ma prihlasila do skd. Byvala som tri zastavky of skoly a navyse som mohla nastupit na hocijaky autobus, vsetky viedli do Rima, teda ku mne domov, takze som sa ani nemohla takto pomylit. Aj ked miesto, kde sme byvali, nebolo az take fajnove,.ako to, kde sme sa prestahovali, tiez sme nebyvali v Pentagone alebo tak, bolo to bezpecne a navyse v strede dna. Ale aspon som porazala male deti 1v5?7? vo futbale, to bola celkom sranda...
Navyse nam mladsieho brata, ktory ale kludne moze ist kam chce aj po zotmeni a casto chodi do Auparku, alebo neviem kde a vracia sa o siestej a mama s tym nema problem, jej problem je v tom, ze si mysli, ze ak pojdem vecer von, tak ma kazdy pojde znasilnit, zabit ci okradnut (mozno aj v takomto poradi?). Mam velku chut jej povedat, ze nech si riesi svoje komplexy s niekym inym, lebo realne ma to stve. Ani nemam plany ist do nejakeho baru alebo neviem co robit. Mam pocit, ze raz by som sa mohla vykaslat na jej zakazy a ist niekde aj napriek tomu, ale zase nie som velmi rebelsky typ, nevzopriem sa zakazom.
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2023.12.01 17:03 Silver_Mountain3459 Would you like to give him an Oscar?

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2023.10.13 19:30 tomasko8 Poker mensie friendly turnaje (M29)

Caute, hra tu niekto mensie turnaje v Hold'em ? Domace hry, alebo v bare, hocikde o par stoviek. Dlho som nehral a dostal som chut zahrat si, tak ak by bol niekto kto chodi hravat a chybal im hrac, alebo niekto kto by sa chcel pridat, mozme nieco vymysliet.
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2022.06.22 07:50 Pitiful_Look_4223 hi guys this is my first rap i made as a diss pls tell me your thoughts and suggest me a name to

lets end this
one for all , all for one
ya ya shit is reall now
aankhe khuli dikha bghwan
kitno ko mara leke hisab
khete ek kam kr ye sb chod de
me kheta hu ye mera kam
ye rapper real life me bole paise mt ginao
rap me khete bhai kitna aur rappero ne kmaya
me weekend me bina kam kiye bhi kmao
jitna tune puri life me nhi kmaya
jitna tune dekha na utse jyada me udao
ye hai wo panchi jo apno ke pnkh kat de
aur phir snitching ko diss ka topa phena de
asul nhi hai tere koi
jo rap krta hai tu wo kl rat sune mene
fame ke liye tune rap ko crap bnake rkha hai
wo phele wali vibe ka mjak bna rkha hai
ye shbdo ka khel hai
is khel me roger fedrer
ter paper me maru me stone
kru fly jaise mera nam ajey singh
indian hu isiliye i like to spice it up
choti age ka prodogy hu isliye rheti chin up
can control mob like i am modi ji in gujrat
can go deep like gabr in green space yar
can go high but my stamina is like S.rogers
but when i am on mike i make red see
of my opponents
chlo ab thora easy krte hai teri public bche bhi hai khuch
there was a time when i consider u like an idle
u were jus crazy on the beat like you are
mike henry for his show
i think you like an family but
no you dont desrve it
i also doubt uou are a man or not
u are like paytm ipo
i have high expactations
but now anyone can buy u like this is delhi 06
tune jo petition sign kri thi wo hogyi ab legal
congragulations meri jan ab ghr pe bne ga mtn
dhire dhire room se awaj ayegi dham dham ke
fir teryein adayein dekh ke shoayd wo dede extra vetan
you think i am being toxic ha but rb ka shukr kr it me meri jan
agar hota yha krishna to leta teri aise jisse chut jata tera psina
tu ghnta mharaj nhi tera raj ab raz nhi
hustle ke raja rheta hai reel so is game ko ab teri zrurat nhi
ha zururat nhi
ye beef game ka na mai pinioer
but is rap game ka tu hai ek priosner
dhyan se bhai dekh tera sabun niche gira hai
uthate hue pls utha liyo apne standerd
terhe ho rkha hai gupt rog
dhi chattega tu bich bjar me
tere fav hai choclate flavour
aja khilau tujhe apni car me
i am on a dite tbhi khau tujhe
me sanso ko control kru jb tere hu sath
mere hone na hone se teri fttik hai ..
lgti hai ab lgti tu mujhe chenal
jisko ignore bhi krdega nasir khan jan
jan jan kheke teri jan me lelunga
bchi khuchi ijjat teri bich bjar me bechunga
lge ye ochi mono rpg
tu yhe pe sbki favriote hai
lge me yamada kun aur tu meri 7 bitches
ha.. aur ek aur bat sara word play apnish..
raga ka pyar mile tujhe jese baba ka pyar ho
shudhi hogyi teri to ye le 69 line ka sath bro
nind udgiye teri jb hu tere sath ye glt kam
pr ek bat sun le ye sb to hai ek mjak
sorry i was talking about your carrier bro
teri life me tu dekhta hsi bar bhot
ye le meri car keys kr do meri car park
chlo ab thoda game reff ki bari
ya lge tere chera nhi tu man without the face
apni hi crush ko tu mare what a fetish?
bna tu richy but sirf tere name me hai rich boi
krma ko smbal kuyi karma is a bitch boi
the thing goes around it come back too
the life s a cricle and it is not the bad tho
i am lethal like Fentanyl
u cant digest me
i am like ard kun i am just trying to hide it
ye trailer wanna wait for a movie night ?
hitting for the verse change
but u dont deserve itn
doing it for the public cause they are mad they love me
but lets mark the elphant in the house
ur fans are greath cause they are still supporting you
when they know u are nothing
i will pawn you
for a dollar
and that is your fucking cost
you are nothing but just a Yuri Tolochko copy
i cant love you cause i am not a pansexual
but lets face the truth whenever u came late at house
u have more money then a begger on the streat
cause they are ur main customer
and take gift from ur friend of 101 lines
101 nights it will deff going to heart
4 min 11 sec is your stamina
u are a lot closer tu your death then you think
this all is a game
and i am here is going to win
i am magnus carlesan
stay away from me there is berlin wall between us
u are like nazis i am going to fukking kill you
now this is the max u will get so enjoy it
u are mgk i am em
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2022.02.09 18:14 Baaputaapu Chichle prahna, Gehre Utar by Bacha Lal Unmesh

Kon jat ho bhai?
Dalit hun sahab
Nahi matlab kisme ate ho?
apke gali mai ate hai
apke gandi nali mai ate hai
aur apke alag kiye hue thali mai ate hai sahab
Mujhe laga hindu mai ate ho?
ate hai na sahab, apke chunav me

Kya khate ho bhai?
jo ek dalit khata hai sahab
Nahi matlab kya kya kahte ho?
aap se maar khate hai
karz ka bhar khate hai
aur tangi mai nom to kabhi achar khate hai
Mujhe laga tum murga khate ho?
Khate hai na sahab, apke chunav mai

Kya peete ho bhai?
jo ek dalit peta hai sahab
Nahi matlab kya kya peete ho?
chua chut ka ghum
toote armano ka dum
aur nangi ankhoon se dheka gaya saara bharam sahab
Mujhe laga tum sharab peete ho?
Peete hai na sahab, apke chunav mai

Kya mila hai bhai?
jo ek dalit ko milta hai sahab
Nahi matlab kya kya mila hai?
zilat bhari zindagi
aapki chodi hui gandagi
aur 30 par bhi aap jaise parjeeviyon ki bandagi sahab
Mujhe laga Vaade mile hai?
Milte hai na sahab, apke chunav mai

Kya Kiya hai bhai?
jo ek dalit karta hai sahab
Nahi matlab kya kya kiya hai?
100 din talab mai kam kiya
paasine se tar subah ko sham kiya
aur raste mai jaate hue thakoroon ko salaam kiya sahab
Mujhe laga koi bada kam kiya?
Kiya na sahab, apke chunav mai prachar
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2020.12.31 07:39 duaforisitikhara123 Nazar Utarne Ki Dua In Quran

Agar apko kisi ki buri nazar lag gayi hai ya aap apne gharwalo or karobaar ko kisi ki buri nazar se bachana chahte hai toh aap nazar na lagne ki es choti si dua ko padhiye. Es dua ko padhne se fauran buri nazar utar jayegi. Ye behad asardaar or kamyaab dua hai kisi ki bhi nazar ko utarane ke liye. Bachon ki nazar utarne ki dua ke taur par bhi ise parh sakte hai. Bachche phir se hanste khelte nazar ayenge. Har sakht se sakht aur buri se buri buri nazar ko dafah karne ke liye is nazar uthrne ki dua in quran jarur phadhye.
Hum roj marra ke dino me kayi martaba aise logo se milte hai jo jaane anjaane mai humko apni nazar ka shikhar bana lete hai. kayi martaba toh humko ehsaas bhi nahi hota aur hum nazar e bad ka shikar ho jate hai. Halaki ki nazar is qadar khatarnak hai aap ki jaan tak le sakti hai iskliye aapke liye lazmi hai ki app jitni jaldi ho sake nazar Lagne Ki dua humare molvi ji se le aur isko parhe taki aapki iski gitafat se azadi ho paye. Nazar kisi ko bhi aur kabhi bhi lag sakti hai aur iska ilaaj behad zaroori hai.
Inshan apne bache ke liye behad parwaah karta hai or usko har buri nazar se bachana chata hai. Kayi martaba toh aapko kafi waqt lag jata hai ye pata karne mein ki aapka bacha buri nazar ka shikar hai. agar aap apne bache ko nazar se bachana chahte hai to aaj hi buri nazar se bachne ki dua hasil kare. Aise haal mein aapke liye zaruri hai ki aap nazar ki dua ka wird kasrat se kare taki aapka bacha jald se jald uski giraft se chut jaye.
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2020.10.11 13:59 savitabhabhikichut darr-ke-chakkar-me-maa-ki-chut-chodi

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2020.10.11 12:17 savitabhabhikichut darr-ke-chakkar-me-maa-ki-chut-chodi

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2020.10.11 12:14 savitabhabhikichut darr-ke-chakkar-me-maa-ki-chut-chodi

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2020.10.11 12:12 savitabhabhikichut darr-ke-chakkar-me-maa-ki-chut-chodi

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2020.10.11 12:04 savitabhabhikichut any one here for Fun and read this darr-ke-chakkar-me-maa-ki-chut-chodi

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2019.07.13 20:16 anony993 Chudai ki kahani by rohan- part 1

Hello friend's, mera Naam rohan(fictional character ) hai. Aaj mai aao ko ek kahani sunane jaraha hu. Aasha karta hu ki aap logo ko ye kahani pasand aaye. Ab aap logo ka bagir time waste karte ho mai apni kahani start kar ta hu. Mai re family mai srif 4 log hai mai yani rohn, mere father, mother aur sister geeta. Ham log delhi mai rahte hai. Main 19 year ka hu aur 12th class mai padh ta hu. Mere choti sister geeta 17 year ki hai aur wo 10th mai hai. Hamara 3 bhk ka flat hai. 2 bedroom 1study room. Jaise ke aap logo ko malum hai ki Delhi mai rahne ka sab se bada nuksaan hai ke har hafte koi na koi guest aap ke yaha aate rhate hai khaas kar ristedaar. Isse ke karan mare mama ke beti.. Seema jo indoor mai rhati hai uska admission Delhi university ho gaya tha iss waja se wo v hamare ghar mai hamare sath rahne aane wali the. Iss baat ko le jai mai aur geeta bahut khus the. Kio ki hamari aapas mai kafi banti the. Hamlog akshara summer holidays mai indoor jate the jis ke karan ham ache friends v ban gaye the. Hala ki seema mujse 2 saal badi the par hamare bich mai age ka koi issue nahi tha. Aage ki kahani se phale mai aap logo ko sema ke figure ke bare mai bata deta hu. seema ka figure slim hai aur uske boobs 32 ka hai. Seema ka boobs kuch kuch aam ke aakar ka hai. Aur uski gand 34 ka hai jisko koi v dekh le wo uska diwana ho jaye ga. Seema ka rang ekdam safed hai aur uss je lips ke niche til hai jis ke karan wo aur v sexy lagti hai.
Jab seema admission ke liye mama ke sath hamare ghar aayi to mere father ne tab he kha diya tha ki seema hamare sath he rahegi... Hostel lene ki koi jarurat nahi hai. Iswaja se mai aur mere sister v bahut khush the. Ab mai seema aur geeta ek room mai rahte the aur papa aur mummi dusre room mai. Seema ke aane ke baad 4 months kaise nikal gaya pata v nahi chala. Ham log har roj masti mazak kar te rha te the. Mai, seema aur geeta jis room mai rha te the us room mai 2 bed hai. Par haam log jyada tar ek bed pe he so the. Sone ke time mai shorts mai sota hu aur mai underware sone ke time kabhi nahi pahanta jis ke karan subha subha mere shorts mai tent bana huwa milta hai. Seema aur geeta dona lose nighty mai soti hai. Jimai do no mast maal lagti hai. Abhi tak mai ne kabhi v seema ko le ke Galat nahi socha tha nahi maira waisa nature tha par bol te hai na jaise jaise age badta hai waise waise aapko sex ki pyaas lagti hai. Mere sath v kuch waisa he huwa. Pata nahi mujhe kab porn movies dekh ne ka aadat lag gaya. Aur jab tak mai porn dekh ke apna maal nahi nikaal ta tha tab tak mujhe nind nahi aata. Ek din kuch aais huwa ki geeta study room mai he padh te padh te so gai. Mai aur seema ussi time movie dekh rahe the. Movie dekh ne ke baad jab mai apni bahen ko check karn ne gaya ki wo av tak aai kio nahi. Phir maine dekha ki wo so chuki hai. Uske baad mai aur seema v dress change kar ne ke baad door band kar ke sogaye........ Uss raat mai ra lund achanak khada ho gaya jis ke waja se mera nind khul gaya phir maine dekha ke mera ek leg seema ke uper hai aur mera 7" inch ka lund shorts ke bahar nikla huwa hai aur wo seema ki gaand ko press kar raha hai jiske waja se seema ka nighty v uske gand mai phasa huwa tha. Saayad wo v nighty ke Ander kuch nahi pahni the. Ye seen dekh ke mera pasina nikalne laga. Mai ne kabhi socha v nahi tha ki mai apni cousin ke sath is position mai apne aap ko paunga. Is ke waha se mai apna control khoraha tha kio ki uss position mai seema ki nikli huwi gaad bahut jabardast lag raha tha. Phir mai dheere dheere seema ka night dress uski gaad se hata ne laga phir kuch 15 ya 20 minutes pe mujko safalta mil gaya. Uske baad mai himmat kar ke uski gaand masalne laga, karib 5 minute ke baad phir mai he apna ek ungli se uski chut ko dheere dheere shala ne laga iske waja se mujhe aur joosh aarha tha. Jo ki ab bardasht ke baahar tha. Mere shalane ke waja se uski chut v bahut gila hogaya tha. Phir maine apna lund ko pakad ke halke halke uski chut ko shalane laga. Uske baad shalate shalate accidentally mera lund ka top uski chut ke ander chala gaya. Kya batau uski garam chut ki feeling pate he aisa maza mil rah th ki mai bata nahi sak ta. Bas man kar raha tha ki pura ka pura lund ek he baar mai daal du....... Par mai waisa kar nahi paya kio ki ye mera first time tha jiske karan mai ra maal turant nikalne wala tha. Ab tak mujhe v mahsoos ho raha tha ki seema jag gai hai.. Sayad jab mera lund ta top uske ander gaya tab uskaa nind khul gaya hoga ya phir usse phale se he jagi hogi.... Mujhe pakka nahi malum tha par itna malum tha ki wo sone ka natak kar rahi hai....jis se mujhe v koi problem nahi tha. Jab mera maal nikal ne wala tha to mai ne apna lund ta top uski chut se nikaal ke uski gaand par apna lund rakh ke jhar gaya. Phir maine ussi ki night dress se uska gaand aur apna lund saaf kar ke so gaya. Tab sayad 3:30 am horaha tha......
To be continue........
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2015.01.31 19:32 gaandmasti 10 Logo ko share karo jaldi fal milegaa

'' BRA '' ki mehak churai nahi jati '' PANTY '' ki jhalak chupai nahi jati kitni bhi choti ho GF ki mosambi 1 bar chuus lo to bhulai nahi jati .. .
Pee Raha Hu Brandy..
Chaahiye 1 Randi,
Magar Kya Karu Maarket Me He Itni Mandee..
Ki Haath Se Hilaani Padti He Apni Dandi..
Happy thandi.. Without Randi...๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
. Girlfriend: ''Can You Tell Me?? What is My Bra Size??'' . Boyfriend: ''36.....'' . Girlfriend: ''WOW!!! How do you know??? . Boyfriend: ''Yesterday I Opened it.'' . Girlfriend: ''But in my Bra, there is no Number?'' . Boyfriend: ''So what Babe..... I am an Engineer, from Load I can Calculate Area...'' . Engineer's ki jai ho!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜
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Ladkiya 4 Cheezo ki diwani hoti hai 1) Make up 2) Mobile 3) Shopping 4) Niche dekh . . . ... . . . . . . . . . .
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. . . abey ghochu apne niche dekh ๐Ÿ˜
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Ek Sadhu se ek bhakt ne Pucha-
Aap Hamesha Zameen Pe Kyu Bethtey Ho ? . . Sadhu Ne Bahut Khubsurat Jawab Diya- . . . . . . "Tujhe Koi Taqleef Hai madarchod ?๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Teacher: what is your best friends name. Student: Madanlal Darshanlal Chodhary. teacher: its very long, any short name. . . Student: Ma. . Dar. . .Chod.๐Ÿ˜„
GHATAK MESSAGE:-
Ek ladki apne boyfriend se: Kabhi tumne BOOBS se dudh piya hai???
Ladka (sharmate hue): Nahi...
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Ladki: To bachpan me kya BAAP KA LUND chus ke bada hua hai bhenchod.?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚
Ek Kisaan 1 murga leke aaya. Us murge ne aate hi 150 murgiyo koj chod diya.
Ye dekh kar kishan bahut khush hua. Sham tak us murge ne sari batakho (duck)or Baki janwaro ko b chod diya,
ye dekhkar kishan kuch pareshan hua. Agle din jab subah hui to murga khet me mara pda tha
or upar giddh mandra rhe the. Use dekhkar Kishan bola, "mar gaya bhosdi k,
harkate b to teri aisi thi" tabhi murge ne ek aankh kholi or bola "chup madarchod , Acting kar raha hu bhenchod, inme se ek ko niche to aane de , Fir dekh kaisi gaand marta hu inki" )๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Has kya rahe ho ,saalo Murga bilkul tum par gaya hai๐Ÿ˜‰
Its not that "Sabbra Ka Fal Meetha Hota Hai"
But Its real meaning is that "Sab" "Bra" "Ka" ''Fal'' meetha hota hai.๐Ÿ˜œ ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ˜
Baba bhosdiwale Kahte hai ki-
"Machhi aur ladki khud pakad k khao toh hi asli maza hai,
Lund aur kanoon kabhi haath me na lo,
Naukri aur Goti pe kabhi laat na maaro,
Lohe par hathoda aur chut par lauda tabhi maaro jab woh garam ho,
Kismat ki karni, chut ki garmi aur lund ki besharmi nahi rukti,
Aur sambhaal ke sex karo Qki, bandook se nikla foulad aur chut se nikli aulad kabhi wapis nahi jaati." ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Ekdum kadak!! -
Girl:- mei hu ladki jheel ki, chut meri steel ki, chod sake na hathi ghode, tu kya chodega maa ke loude...
Boy:-naam hai mera pappan pillo, lund ka weight chappan kilo, jamin par maru toh kuva khod jaye... tu to kya teri ma bhi chud jaye..๐Ÿ˜‚
 At sex toy shop... 
Girl: Duplicate lund ka section kaha hai? CLERK: waha par hai Mam Girl : wo red. wala kitne ka hai? CLERK::O hawas ki rand! wo aag bujane ka cylinder hai. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
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