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2022.04.08 18:03 betaj_muthmaar betaj_muthmaar

Bazaaru randiyon ki chudai ka chudaikhana
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2024.05.19 13:52 Both-Historian-3798 Shit posting

Shubhi— looks dumb, thodi neg vibes hai Harsh- i don’t think itni baadi baaton k bac rushali ko chhorega Dig n unnati- task kaafi achha kia, dig was nice Ruru- needs to shut up n perform ( less barking more biting pls) Chorkriti— needs to shut tf up Jerkwant- needs to speak something ffs
Shobika- stop w the victim card Yuvraj- bematlb ka fasega Ameha— dikhna band ho gayi hai Shivi- good choice w addy
Addy kashish anicka—- great performance very entertaining!! Maza aaya!!
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2024.05.19 08:38 L19survivaliste Ja mēs zaudējam kaut vienu spēli starp SVK un USA, mēs netiekam tālāk. Čempionāts noslēdzies.

Ja mēs zaudējam kaut vienu spēli starp SVK un USA, mēs netiekam tālāk. Čempionāts noslēdzies.
Mums der: 1.Uzvarētas abas spēles un iegūt 6 punktus, 2. Uzvarēt vienu spēli dabūt 3 punktus un uzvarēt otru spēli papildlaikā un iegūt 2 punktus. Šie abi scenāriji der gadījumā, ja citās spēles SVK un USA negūst punktus.
SVK ir spēle ar mums un SWE (Zveidriju), ja viņi zaud, ir ļoti labi.
USA ir spēle pret KAZ( Kazahstānu). Maza iespēja ka USA zaudēs.
Kas nozīmē, ka visas cerības uz Slovākiem. Mums jāuzvar abas komandas. Slovāki paliktu 5tajā vietā, mēs 4tajā. USA-3šajā.
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2024.05.18 17:41 DontDoItBob Desi vs first world countries - my observation so far

Har jagah k log kuch na kuch ulti sidhi chije krte hai. Hum desi bhi krte hai. To socha ek post share Kru. Offend nhi krne ka mujhe kisi Ko, bs jo observe Kia hai vo likha.. sahi aur galat aap decide kro.
India Mai humne observe krke yahi sekha hai patiently wait nhi krna. Jaha place mile ghus jao.. chahe vo tum ho, ya tumari gadi. Bs ghusa do. Jaha free ka kuch mile tott pado..
Fortunately maine kuch countries solo ghumi hui hai and Starting ke time Maine kuch ese cheje observe ki dusare countries Mai mujhe thodi odd lagi. Fir logically socha to sense banne lagi. Abhi bhi I'm not perfect but Haan thoda control/change Aya hai. Ye post likhne ka idea es liye aya kyuki abhi Mai Apne parents k sath West Mai hu and firse Wahi cheje dekhne Ko Mili jo maine ki thi. But this time ye thoda alag hai. Abhi Kuch cheje India k Metro cities Mai Hoti hai kuch nhi. maine points likhe hai, Aajo samjhata hu..
Waiting in queue - example deta hu: ek line hai, aur counter hai do. But line counter 1 ke aage hai. To hum assume krte hai ki "yaha aja, dekh 2 no. ke aage Khali hai"
Humme na sikhaya hai na bataya kisi ne ki bhai patience kya Hoti hai. Chahe vo Line Mai chup chap khade hona ya apni turn ka wait krna, ye I guess India Mai sirf airport checkin counter par he hota hai.
Sidewalk/footpath - Hum bc chalte hai jese hum Malik hai eske. West mai mostly log will not utter a single word. They'll just patiently wait ki Kahi se thoda rasta mile to cross kre. Otherwise vo apke piche chalte rahege.
Constant stare - Ye wali chej to bhai.. ladki, ladka, gay, trans, lesbian, homeless, kutta, bili, raincoat wala kutta, rubber shoes wali bili. Humko dekhna he hai jee bhar k, ache se. (Yes, pets ke bhi yaha pakade hote hai) Bhahar se nikale but Restaurant ke andar kya chal rha hai Humme dekhna he hoga Ruk ke. lol.
Greetings - kisi cafe mai gye. Counter par ladki: "hi, how are you guys?". We: "2 cappuccinos double double".
Usse pehle menu dekhna hai apun logo ko ekdam bich Mai khade hoke. Rasta block ho rha ho, koi baat nhi.
Loud burp (डकार लेना)- tum khana kha lo ya beer pi lo. डकार to ese Lena hai jese bc dushman desh ka tank udana ho. Restaurant ho, train mai, plane mai ya kahi open area. Kya kare Maza nhi ata bina liye. 2-3 funny stores bhi hai burp ki mere pas bta Dena if interested Mai share kr duga
Fukare/bloddy show off - Rear windshield par for some reason 'haryana' ya 'punjab' likha hoga. I'm sure local must assume ye car owner ka Naam hoga. And Custom number plates Apne surname ya cast ki (concept mast lagta hai mereko)
Rules - vo kya hai ji. Road wale ya pedestrian wale. Road wale I can't explain to Brampton driving subreddit dekh Lena. Pedestrian wale simple hai, J walk krna. Sidewalk pr bhi yaha signal hota hai ki kab kare road cross. And people follow. Road chahe Khali bhi kyu na hu. Par you know sab log signal ka wait nhi krte.
Phele aap - 500m counter ke piche khade ho jao ya building ka darwaja open krna ho. Yaha log chup krke door pakad lege apke liye. Counter se dur khade ho ese he, par vo tumare piche khade ho jayege and sayad he ye puche ki "are you guys in line?"
We so emotional - this is something that make us special I guess. Recent Ek incident share krta hu.. city cruise par gaya tha parents k sath. Waha bar counter par Indian ladka tha. Naam se notice kra parents ne. To baate krne Lage. Maine bhi bhai Ko hello kra. 1 hr baad jab exit k time usko parents ne bye bola and usne mere parents k feet touch kre. Then I thought humare sanskar har jagah sath rehte hai.
Homeless people - Humare wale Gareeb hath jodd k paise ya khane k mangte hai. Yaha walo Ko to govt paise k sath fresh Syringes bhi deti hai. Lol.
Neverending Thank you and sorry - Har ek chej par tumko thank you bolege and sorry bolne ka to Act bhi nikal Dia hai. 'The Apology Act' in Canada.
So that's it. Sayad kuch cheje apko pta bhi na pata ho ki aap unintentionally kr dete hai. Jese Mere liye Line toddna tha, lol.
Let me know if you have observed similar behaviour ya kuch aur chej jo mere se miss ho gyi ho.
Ek aur chej.. paise jodo aur ghumane jao. Duniya bhut badi hai. Bhut kuch Naza sekhne aur dekhne Ko milta hai :)
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2024.05.17 19:37 Flashy-Condition992 Delhi metro kinda kalesh in Noida metro

So a guy was sitting on a ladies seat at sec 51 where the metro starts. Metro just aayi hi thi And it stops at 51 for 5 minutes. Then the lady came after like 2 mins and asked him to stand up.
As he was standing up She idk why said "bevakoof".
And then bhai ka ego hurt ho gaya jo hona bhi chahiye ig.
Then he started shouting ki tamaeez mein reh, ek chaate mein sula dunga, maa ch**da le etc
Then the girl shouted something and said Ki bevkoof har baat mein maa behan lana band kar.
Fir ek uncle aagye beech mein faltu comedy karne ki meri seat lele etc. Maza kharab kardiya
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2024.05.17 17:21 lapata_panipuri thandi hawa jahan, hum wahan 🐾

thandi hawa jahan, hum wahan 🐾
Doggos resting near entrance and exits of a shopping mart, AC ka maza lete hue (✷‿✷)
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2024.05.14 05:17 ActiveDistance9402 Got D1 in maths and C in science feels bad

So yesterday saw my 10th result bohot bura laga mere dada ji ka bday tha unhe pata chala ki result aya kyuki mere ek cousin Jo same 10th mai hai usne pehle hi apna result bata diya tha usse 96% aye aur muje 75-85 ke bhecch mai aye offcourse real percentage nhi reveal kar rha kyuki mere dost bhi follow karte Mera acc coming back mere dada ji ka phone ya papa ne phone handover kiya and I was literally shaking bohot bura lag rha phele mene happy birthday wish Kiya fir unhe result bataya aur unhone acha mene toh bola tuje acha hi yega aur mai rone lag gaya unhone pata chala ki mai roo rha tha toh muje samajha rhe thi ki kitne aye isse koi farak nhi padta and all but mai aur baat hi nhi kar paya fir mere bua (woh cousin ke mom ka) phone aya mene ekdam dhere awaz mai result bataya aur fir emotional hogya unhone ne bhi bola acha hai roo mat mere mai aur baat karne ki himaat hi nhi I feel like my parents don't deserve me baki sare dost 90+ la rhe hai aur sabke mumi status wagera laga rhi i feel bad and ashamed ki mene apne parents ko kitna disappoint kardiya mere mumi bohot sad thi but papa bole tikhe hai jo huya so huya ab agee pe dhyan de but kya karu kush samajh nhi a rha hamesha woh result yaad a rha hai raat mai soh nhi pa rha ekdam ese daar sa gaya hu sab dost maza kar rhe aur muje breakdown ho rha hai panick attacks a rhe....... I know I will do better sabko disappoint kardiya tution wali ma'am ko mumi papa ko family ko 🥲
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2024.05.13 14:31 carzspaindia Dost ki khushi mein balle balle karne ka maza hi kuch aur hai!

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2024.05.12 20:01 mainhuabhinav Cheater 🤡 ka nuksaan karadiya

mere april attempt me ek bnda mere side me aaya , wo sbse last me enter kiya jab sirf 5 min ka counter aata h
my shift was 9s1 , he asked me ki kitna aata h and jan percentile wgera , and i know ki sab kuch wrong ans krna hai , and when i started the paper he was constantly cheating and saying bhai thoda batade thoda karade baar baar ,becz laude centre ne sirf 1 sheet (single sheet of a4) di thi rough ke liye bc har 20 min ke baad rough sheet mang rha tha me , to usko lga mereko aata h paper,
after that and i know invigil. wgera ko batunga to bs time waste hoga and i just ignored him and mene apna computer shift kr liya right side since he was on my left side , but screen was still visible to him
when 85 mins remaining i started maths , ek maths ka trigno ka sawal maine 5 min lgakar solve kiya , something cos3 alpha type ka and he fking cheating infront , i was very angry that time, ki bc pehle hi maths weak h itni muskkil se hua qs aur isne 2 sec me copy krke meere jitne marks le liye , bina kuch mehnat kiye ,mera man kr rha tha uska ek zor se punch mardu , maine kuch nhi kiya kyuki time na waste ho
THEN mujhe smjh aaya TAB mene dimag lgaya like jab bhi mere swal ho jata tha wo meri screen pe dekhta tha and jo mai apnu screen pe mark karu wo mark krne apni screen pe chale jata tha ,
then mene bs qs solve krke ans pta lgkr glt option mark krdiya , aur wo bsdkwala wo glat ans mark krna chale jata tabhi me apna ans shi mark krleta , usi qs ko firse select krke .ase uske 0 number se -1 de diye sara paper uska
when paper khtm huya , i said bhai kitne copy kiye , he laughed and said only 37(i did 52) and he was hella
, then i revealed the truth . AND HE WAS SHOCKED , and then he said bhai kya kardiya and tbhi me centre se bahr aagya and bhot sukoon mila
GUYS YE MERI INVENTION H CHEATERS KO MAZA CHAKHANE KI, TUM BHI TRY KRNA
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2024.05.12 18:24 Ill-Outside-9940 Fun flips>>>>>>>Crax

Fun flips>>>>>>>Crax
Akele vibe karne ka maza hi alag h. I am a single child and I guess I like my own company more rather than being an extrovert.
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2024.05.12 14:41 Turbulent-Parsnip-54 JEE ne le li, ab seniors ki help lungi

so fucked up my jee pretty bad aur mental health ki lagi padi hai (already dropper hun), i didn't fill many forms for other good private colleges, BITSAT mere bas ka nhi hai kyunki ek toh fee itni aur na mujhse clear hoga, research related kuchh exams dungi par pata nhi usme interest hai bhi ya nhi aur baad me kahin regret na ho (interest toh btech me bhi hai ya nhi pata nhi bas 10th me 11th-12th ke ques karne me maza aata tha toh le li, 11th-12th me 11th-12th ke ques nhi kar payi), so kindly recommend some colleges for btech and if i should have mtech/mba goal in mind in case i realise my college is fucked up ? (which i will) OR should i give up on btech dream fearing the current placements scenario aur locally bsc karke paise bacha lun kam se kam?
don't know if this post belongs here, new to reddit.
Edit: i am from uttarakhand
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2024.05.12 11:14 man_of_water_ KIET me padhne walon...

Tell me about KIET. Sab kuchh bata do.
Faculty kaise hai. Environment kaisa hai college ka. Campus kaisa hai. Padhayi kaisi hai.
Fest wagera ka kya scene hai. Maza kar sakte hain ya strict hai.
Placement wagera kaisa hai. Companies aati hain ya nahi.
Aur ek aur question AKGEC aur KIET me kaun sa jyada achha hai saare aspects me
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2024.05.10 11:49 TimelySwimmer4247 What's up with these systumm chhapris?

Bhai aajkal har koi locality mein Jo theka wagera pe baith ta hai velle log woh sab bhaichara bana liye hain,, thar,fortuner badi badi gaadiya pakad ke ghum rhe hai,, ye sab log,, like ek ek gundo ka group bana pada hai,, gunda bolu yaa kya samjh nahi aata,, par inn logo ka "connections" hota hai boht saara,, ek call laga lenge aur tum sab ki gand mardenge ek ek ki jisne unka Bhai ki disrespect Kiya,, mujhe ye sab samjh nahi aata ye gunda gardi wagera,, ye sab chizzo mein gusna chhaiye kya bhai? Aap mein se koi hai aise group mein? "Ek call lagaunga,, 10 aadmi tere Ghar ke saamne aake Teri Gand fad denge"
Mein toh kabhi nhi gussa inn chizzo mein,, mein padhta likhta hu Ghar baithke,, par inn chizzo mein gusna sahi hai kya? Kyuki agar bhaichara on top kiya phir khudki protection bhi achha khaasa mil jayega agar kisi se dusmani wagera hogya,, dhamki wagera Dene ko maza aayega ....par ye log smoking drinking karte honge,, mein ye sab nhi karta (aur sunna hai ladkiya bhi attract hoti hai itna connection aur bhaichara rakhne se)
TLDR: ye gunde mawaali bhaichara on top Wale groups mein kuchh value rakha hai,, yaa aise hi vellapanti hai ye sab?
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2024.05.09 15:31 aadityavsingh999 AIIMS D 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😂😅🤣

😅🤣😂Mera Lund kare AIIMS D se padhai 😂😅😂🤣😂itne jhatu college pe toh mai thookne bhi nahi jata😅😂😅😂India ka sabse best medical college Lpu h😅😂😅😅😂tum sab chutiye ho neet ki padhai kar rahe the😅😂😅😂😅meri hi kidney chura lo😂😅😂😅😂tadka laga ke khana maza aayega😅😂😅😂mar jaunga par AIIMS Dnahi jaunga😅🤣😅😂😅 rip to those jinhone AIIMS D le liye tum sabki ma ki chut😂😅😂😂😅😂😅 ab dekhna neet nikalne ke baad bhi tumko padhna padega🤣😆🤣😅😂😅mai toh bakaiti karke doctor ban jaunga🤣😅😂😆 vahan tumko sax sux bhi nahi milega kyunki vahan khet hi nahi h 🤣😂🤣😂😂tumhara chutiya kat gaya isliye bolta tha mat lena AIIMS D me😂😂🤣😂😂ab dekhlo kya hoga tumhare saath😂🤣😂😂😂
Finally i would say
doctor from lpu 😎 docrt from AIIMS D 🤡
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2024.05.09 13:08 aadityavsingh999 AIIMS D 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😂😅🤣

😅🤣😂Mera Lund kare AIIMS D se padhai 😂😅😂🤣😂itne jhatu college pe toh mai thookne bhi nahi jata😅😂😅😂India ka sabse best medical college Lpu h😅😂😅😅😂tum sab chutiye ho neet ki padhai kar rahe the😅😂😅😂😅meri hi kidney chura lo😂😅😂😅😂tadka laga ke khana maza aayega😅😂😅😂mar jaunga par AIIMS Dnahi jaunga😅🤣😅😂😅 rip to those jinhone AIIMS D le liye tum sabki ma ki chut😂😅😂😂😅😂😅 ab dekhna neet nikalne ke baad bhi tumko padhna padega🤣😆🤣😅😂😅mai toh bakaiti karke doctor ban jaunga🤣😅😂😆 vahan tumko sax sux bhi nahi milega kyunki vahan khet hi nahi h 🤣😂🤣😂😂tumhara chutiya kat gaya isliye bolta tha mat lena AIIMS D me😂😂🤣😂😂ab dekhlo kya hoga tumhare saath😂🤣😂😂😂
Finally i would say
doctor from lpu 😎 docrt from AIIMS D 🤡
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2024.05.07 08:40 Golgappa-King How are you guyz navigating through this puzzle?

Feeling lost and bored nowadays, I used to love khaali baithna but ig it's not so good now. Don't know what to do, maza nhi aara life me. (Age 24)
Career wise: switch krna h(current job me got a bad rating this time so no hike also this job has 0 work) but don't have skills and tbh mera kaam krne ka Mann bhi nhi h, thinking of giving government exams but 1-2 years down the line I feel waha bhi I will be bored(I know I can clear them, but 3-4 hrs roz prep krne ka mood bhi nhi h), family business h but usme bhi jyada scope nhi and vo bhi boring sa h, lala type business.
Love life: Unable to vibe with anyone, I go on 1-2 dates every week but barely any second dates, (I am not even stuck on my ex) Don't have much stuff to talk about since itna kucch interesting hua nhi life me(I am not awkward or anything, like we talk for 1-2 hourse but you know that feeling ki nahi yaar can't go forward). Parents will start looking for arranged marriage soon but marriage ka bhi abhi mood nhi h
What should be my path forward !!!!
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2024.05.04 19:32 limitlessblaze Yaar bhaari nostalgia ho raha hai

Itne exams aur preparation ke posts dekh ke apne din yaad aa gaye. Tab itna social media ka hype nahi tha, in fact smart phone hi bandd ho jaate the. Lage rehte the raat raat bhar. Na neend na bhookh pyaas na family na kuch. Bas kitaabein aur hum. I know tum sab bhi tension mein jee rhe ho but in sab ke baad na jeet ka maza hi kuch aur hai. Lage raho. Dikha do sab ko jinhone taane diye hain aur sunaya hai bas. Jao kaam karo ab.
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2024.05.03 09:14 New_Quantity_5195 Kuch samajh nhi aaraha hai

Civil-majdoori boht hai dhoop mae kaam nhi karna merko Architect:-drawing sae nafrat hai Cse/IT:- ghanta koi interest nhi hai isme coding ka C bhi nhi aata
Koi batao konsin stream loon😑 lena private mae hi padega 🤡 220k rank hai
Mera style:- mathematics mae theek thaak intrest hai, majdoori bilkul nhi karni AC mae kaam karna hai Data kae sath khelne mae merko hamesha sae interest hai boht maza aata hai
To agar aage chalke data science/analytics mae jaana ho to abhi konsi strean loon??
Ya fir data science mae merko jaana bhi chahiye?
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2024.05.02 16:58 jazzsham Fantasy confession

Roleplay - brother- sister incest
Personality- you are hot short heighted first cousin who is extremely vibrant and colourful but at the same time dam aggressive you figure is around 32 28 34 perky tits and round ass. Face is attractive and very fair.
Me - tall handsome athletic muscular built body sharp long nose colour is fair
Story revolving around
You have had many boy friends many sugar daddy boyfriends as well. You know all my secrets and i know all your secrets we both are very close and share a very friendly relationship more of as friends we both hang out a lot drink and smoke a lot maybe inside our minds we are fantasising each other in a sexual relationship as well. We both admire and love each other a lot ( but never had the guts to talk about it with each other) we love to talk about marriage sex babies and our idiotic family members. You are at times jealous of my wife and i get jealous of your boy friends as well
PLOT.
So one night me and you are drinking our favourite Budweiser magnum beer and smoking our favourite gold flake lights cigarette while driving in the outskirts of our city
we are getting drunk i pop out the topic that my wife after our marriage has fucked his ex a couple of times and i have caught her while doing that., i tell you that i forgave my wife and she has been very apologetic about it but inside somewhere i have to have sex with someone other than my wife to get rid of that feeling i am getting avenge ful.
As soon as you got to know about it you got angry and wanted to beat the shit out of my wife but i controlled you. Now me and my wife are living separately as of now coz of work and all other things. ( we both are highly drunk at this moment ) I tell you that i am enjoying this freedom of living like a bachelor but you interrupt me and said kis bat ka bachelor tu to daru bhi behen k sath pi raha hai to which i reply tu girlfriend se kam thodi na hai this gave a firing sensation inside you and you tell me.
Me teri girlfriend thodi na hu to which i say girlfriend se kam bhi to nahi hai and you start blushing. Now you push me a bit and tell me gf k sath sirf daru nahi pite hai kuch bhi mat bol bhai its a direct message to me which gave me chills, my dick pushed itself inside my underwear. I gently ask you gf k sath jo karte hai vo tere sath nahi kar sakta na as soon as i said this you laughed out loud and said gf bola mujhe to gf jaise treat kar bhai.
Now theres utter silence in the car we both are staring each other and all of a sudden i grabbed your head and pushed it towards myself and kiss you so hard that you couldn’t breathe you now got rid of me and slapped me hard smiled and said BHAI isi din ka to intezar tha. I took my car to a lonely field
Finally chapter of being a behenchod
Now we start kissing each other passionately my tongue down your throat and your tongue down mine our saliva flowing from the side of our mouth yet we keep on kissing and smooching each other passionately sucking each others lips violently breathing heavily your one hand has reached my dick and my hand has reached to your tits we both are pressing each other hard i am pressing your boobs very hard my hand has gone inside your tshirt i am feeling the warmth of my sisters boobs and its softness, your hand has gone inside my jeans and inside my underwear you are holding my hard cock and your hands are wet with my dicks pre cum. We both are still kissing each other hard our spits inside each others mouth. Now i push my hand from your boobs to your pussy which is entirely wet i start fingering you very hard and you start screaming ahhh bhai ahhh dheere dheere i dont listen to you and keep on fingering you my entire hand is wet with your cum in it i slowly take out my hand and put that wet hand and fingers of mine inside my mouth ahhhh pehli bar behen ki chut ka pani taste kiya mene its so warm and salty you hold my hand and taste yourself from my fingers and kiss me hard while spitting in my mouth now you smile and say bhai hath se mat chat mu se chatle to which i violently grab your boobs hold you tight and throw you in the back seat. You start enjoying the moment while i am coming outside from the gate you start saying sale kab se tadap rahi hu tere liye itne sal se daru pi rahi hu tere sath mujhe kyo nahi chodta tha mujhe pata tha tu behenchod hai. I have come in the back seat now i say chal chut chata bhai ko tu which you gladly opened your jeans grabbed my head and pushed it inside your pussy. It smells so good i start eating your garam garam chut licking you so hard in and out that you start screaming ahhhh bhai chatle pura bhaiiii ahhhhhhh you start pressing my head inside your pussy and start moving your belly like a dancer like moving your pussy in my mouth. Your warm cum and wet pussy tastes so fucking delicious. You start screaming bhai mera hojaega itne zor se mat chat ahhhhh bhai ahhhhh i keep licking you and tell you behen mauka hai aaj bhai ko pani pila de pura chut ka jhad ja mere mu me to which you came so hard you pushed my head inside your pussy i am unable to breath your force is so strong. Your entire cum is down my throat and i ate all of it.
You are all tired and fucked up and now you tell me bhai i am done i need more beer you drank all my fluids so we start drinking some beer again, while drinking i am pressing your boobs now i tell you sunna behen kiss me hard and now make me drink beer from your mouth you started smiling and said pakka wala behenchod hai na tu and i said tu itni badi randi hai lekin aab se sirf bhai ki randi hai hearing this you suddenly got charged and started smooching me you started spitting out your beer from your mouth to my mouth and made me drink it while kissing me you whisper lund chusaega behen ko? And i got crazy after hearing this mene bola ha aur kya karegi behen and you said chusa de yar tadap rahi hu. Now you got on the side of the seat took out my cock and start licking the top of my dick which was full of pre cum you are tasting my salty pre cum and started going down my dick slowly sucking and blowing your brother while you suck me i an sipping my beer and my one hand is in your ass cheeks pressing them hard i am getting so horny that i start pressing your head down my throat till my balls moaning aahhhh behen aaaahhhhhh while sucking you tell me bhai mu me mat cum kar dena mujhe chudna bhi hai i smiled and said chuste reh pehle ache se chudai bhi karenge you are giving me deep throat all sloppy blowjob my backseat is full of your spits and saliva with that spit you suddenly kiss and smooch me giving me the taste of my own pre cum and your saliva ( this was a surprise kiss ) but i liked it like anything
Now you tell me chal chod apni behen ko sale kutte and snatched my beer and started drinking it. Before fucking you i tell you yar condom nahi hai what to do it can be risky and you smiled and said jab tera pani nikalne wala hoga to bata dena me uth jaunga aur mu me lungi.
Mene bola tu apne bhai ka cum swallow karegi? You replied ha bhujha de meri pyas pila de pani apne lund ka apni randi behen ko
Now i grabbed your hairs and smooched you so fucking hard that you started bleeding from your lips and you started riding me hard. Charging like a mad bitch you are riding me so hard in and out we both are dirty talking to each other while fucking. You tell me bhabhi bhi aise hi chudti hai kya tere se i said ha chudti to hai lekin maza tu hi zada de rahi hai you started laughing while jumping on my dick screaming ahhhhh bhai maza aaraha hai zindagi me bohat logo se chudi lekin bhai se chudne ka maza pehli bar mil raha hai ahhhhh bhai itna sukoon kabhi nahi mila mujhe aahhhhhhhhh
Chodte chodte i start pressing your boobs hard and you tell me bhai daba mat chus le unko pura i now start sucking your perky tits i tell you spit on those boobs so that i can taste your spit while sucking them hard and you gladly do so ahhh behen aaj jeewan ka asli maza aaya hai har kisi ko behen chodne ka mauka nahi milta hum dono lucky hai you said mujhe pata tha tu behenchod hai lekin me bhi darti thi kaise chudungi tujhse i also said me bhi darta tha yar lekin tujhe dekh k hilata bohat tha ghar ja k You said ahhhhhh bhai chodte reh tera lund itna bada hai pura andar tak feel ho raha hai mera hojaega i bit your tits. Now we both changed our position in the car and started doing it in reverse cowgirl while you started jumping on my dick i started biting you on your shoulders and holding you from your tits. Ahhh bhai maza aaraha hai tu mere andar pani mat nikalna yar apna baccha pata nahi tujhe papa bolega ya mama we cannot have kids together. I said ha mera nikalne wala hai you asked me while being fucked bhabhi ko kaha lena pasand hai tera pani, i said usko to chut k andar lena pasand hai pura pani you replied swallow nahi karti mene kaha nahi usi chut swallow karti hai and we both started smiling looking at each other
While looking at each other you said mujhe chut me nahi apne mu me lena hai pani bhai pila de mujhe please as soon as i heard this i said nikal jaega and you said pila de jaldi and i started screaming ahhhh aane wala hai and you jumped from my dick and brought your face towards my dick and put my dick inside your mouth and started stroking it like hell hard and came all inside your mouth. Such a huge mess it was you swallowed all my cum and showed me your mouth while doing that but you are such a slut that after swallowing the cum you kissed me hard making me taste my own cum from your tongue. We both had a smoke after that and got ready to go to our homes.
Do you want Chapter 2 ?
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2024.05.01 10:35 No_Significance9913 CID re-run update

So guys Today is Third day of retelecasting of CID on sony tv on first day They air two episodes from 2014-2015 era And one episode was from Rajat era and On yesterday they air all 2012 and pre 2013 era Episodes after that Today sony Tv telecast The kajal era Episodes I didn't watch All of them But 2 episodes dekhe and As far i know they are From Goa Series 2011 in which 2 episodes Was telecast Which Was specially Shoot in Goa and both episodes were interconnected ngl maza aya dekh ke But i am Sad They are not airing The Golden era Episodes :⁠-⁠(
There was Some faults in the airing i noted Yesterday and today also As in one whole episode Screen was flickering And Today i see a Big blunder in intro Of show Like how can sony do this with Their most popular show ??? Like literally jab Ek break ke baad CId wapis aya tou intro mein bgm crime ptrol ka bajra tha wtffffff!!! Disgusting!!
Anyways this was all regarding the re runs of Show on sony tv , thx!!
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2024.05.01 07:06 Weird_Prior_4912 Every day is a fun day 🤭

Yesterday I was on my way going to the market with my mother and on the main road there was a large crowd and two youngsters basically of my age (16-17) were arguing with elder men who were of there father's age , so i asked a person what happened and he said those two boys were rash driving there bikes and because of them a person fell. The onlookers got angry and stopped them but the boys started arguing saying it was not there fault and they won't apologize.
After that i listened what they were saying and there conversation goes like, "bacche ho bacche ke tarah raho, dhang se baat kar rahe iska mtlb ye nahi ki sarr pe chadhne lagoge, maar denge ro doge " To which one of the boys replied, "aukat me rahiye samjhe na? Pehchaan rahe hai kon hai? " (He then pointed to his friend and said )" Vidhayak ji ka beta hai, sabka aukat hi naap ke rakh denge"( His friend felt embarrassed and stopped him) . This sparked a fire in all the uncles 😭, the age barrier dissapeard and then unfiltered gaali started pouring from uncles mouth 👄. One of them said "betichod tumhare vidhayak ki bhi maa chod denge aur tumhari maa bhi chod denge" (Fir Uncle apne bike se utre) "ruk wahi pe aaj dikhate hai kiska aukat kya hai, abhi gardan pakad ke nala me phekenge tab bulana vidhayak ji ko wahi kudd ke nikalenge" ( ladke 5'5 ke skinny londe aur uncle 5'8 ke tagde fitt aadmi) . Rest of the people stopped that man while the boys fled on there bike 🤭.
Phir mummy ne bola jaldi chalne toh chala gaya, lekin mere 'fun' ka daily quato complete ho gaya 😽. New gen londe jab apni aukat me aate hai toh maza hi aa jata hai 🥰.
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2024.04.28 06:38 Lost-Solid-9966 Sasural Simar Ka - August 19 2011 - Part 3/3

Sasural Simar Ka - August 19 2011 - Part 3/3
Guyss weekend ka maza Li jiye nalle janab aur psycho pipdi ke sath
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2024.04.27 22:15 ____hel_ya_bi Sabko NEET ke liye ATB

Ab ek week baad neet ka exam hai toh tum sabko meri taraf se ATB...jaake mast paper deke aana aur fir jab tak results nhi aate maza karo...
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