Maa bete ki chudai ki kahaniya

A friend of mine works for a startup here in Gurgaon and yesterday we spoke after a year (he spends around 12 hours between Monday to Friday so hardly has anytime for socialising) to which he apologised for not able to keep up. Anyways he wants to leave the company but not without securing another offer and has a 2 month official notice period. Now the story takes a turn, he told me his manager resigned after constant abuse from the CEO (he does to everyone like Maa Behen ki gali, treats everyone like labours, doesnt allow non veg in the office premises), he wanted an immediate release but was pressured into serving the notice period because the CEO is in SGP getting clients for the business. His business has taken a hit since this year because of market as per his claims but my friend says its because he burnt bridges on every front. Because of him, even my friends mental health has taken a hit for the worse. Yesterday he told me he got a call from his manager saying that they filed a case of sexual assaulting the CEOs sister during his absence against him and was asking for character certificate from my friend to which my friend politely declined. He's saying he will be asked for the same by the CEO as well. He feels he will be kicked out unless he supports and with no means. What should he do? He has no clue how to move forward.

Ik meri akh kashni Dooja raat de oh neendre ne mareya Sheeshe nu tarred pe gayi Waal waundi ne dhyan jadon mareya…
Ik meri akh kashni haye… Ik meri sass ni buri Bhedi royi de kikkar ton kaali Galle kathe veer bhundi Nitt deve mere mapeyan nu gaali Ni kehna uss chandri da Ni main lachiyan da baag ujaadeya
Ik meri akh kashni Dooja raat de oh neendre ne mareya Ik meri akh kashni….. Dooja mere deor nigda Bhaida goriyan ranna da shonki Tuk tuk nehde baithda Rakh samne rangeeli chonki Ni aisse gall ton dardi Ajje dheek vi na khund nu utaareya
Ik meri akh kashni Dooja raat de oh neendre ne mareya Sheeshe nu tarred pe gayi Waal waundi ne dhyan jadon mareya Ik meri akh kashni Teeja mera kantt jiwein Raat chann-ni ch dudh da katora Fikar sandoori rang da Ohde naina ch gulaabi dora Ni ikko gall maadi osdi Layi lag nu hai maa ne vagadeya ki
ਕਾਸ਼ਨੀ - ਹਲਕੇ ਅਸਮਾਨੀ ਰੰਗ ਦਾ
ਉਨੀਂਦਰੇ - sleep deprived (ਉਨੀਂਦਰ - adjective ਜਿਸਨੂੰ ਸੌਣ ਸਮੇਂ ਵੀ ਨੀਂਦ ਨਾ ਆਉਂਦੀ ਹੋਵੇ Ex. ਉਨੀਂਦਰ ਵਿਅਕਤੀ ਰਾਤਭਰ ਮੰਜੇ ਤੇ ਉਸਲਵੱਟੇ ਲੈਂਦਾ ਰਿਹਾ)
TARER ਤਰੇਰ s. f. A crack, a crevice;
WÁHṈÁ ਵਾਹਣਾ v. a. To plough; to comb, to use (an ox, ass, mule)
ROHÍ ਰੋਹੀ s. f. Stiff loamy soil; a sandy desert, a wilderness, a jungle; the name of a district in the Punjab; a stream or bed of a stream.
KIKKAR ਕਿੱਕਰ s. f. The name of a tree (Acacia Arabica, Nat. Ord Leguminosœ):—kikkar dí gúṇd, s. f. The gum of the Acacia Arabica:—paháṛí kikkar, kábalí kikkar. An other kind of kikkar tree (Acacia Fanesiana).
KATHṈÁ ਕਥਣਾ v. a. To tell, to say, to relate, to narrate:—kathṉá mathṉá, v. n. To say, to tell, to compose.
BHUNṈÁ ਭੁਨਣਾ v. a. To parch, to roast, to bake in hot ashes.
ਚੰਦਰੀ - wicked, evil, bad, unfortunate. chaṇdarí, dá. Son of a wretched woman (abuse.)
NIGURÁ ਨਿਗੁਰਾ a. Having no religious teacher, without principle.
RANN ਰੰਨ s. f. A woman, a wife:—bhoṇ rohí, mahaiṇ lohí, talwár sarohí, rann jaṭṭí, hor sabh kháṉ dí chaṭṭí. Land rohí, a buffalo bluish black, a sword sarohí, wife a Jaṭṭí, all else is a penalty, (i. e., worse than nothing for eating.)
TÍK ਤੀਕ prep. To, up to, till.
ਫਿੱਕੜੇ - ਫਿੱਕਾ (?)
ḌORÁ ਡੋਰਾ s. m. A line, a cord, a thread, a string; an ornament worn by the bride at weddings; a ladle; strings (of the border of a Khes and Dutahí) twisted (used in the plural); a red line in the eye;—a. Deaf:—aṇdhá dojakhí te ḍorá bihishtí. The blind go to hell, and the deaf to heaven.—Prov. (The blind are supposed to be suspicious and treacherous; the deaf simple and innocent):—ḍorá deṉá, v. a. To pour ghee on food:—ḍore paiṉe, v. a. To have red lines into the eyes.
ਲਾਈਲੱਗ - láí lagg, s. m. f. One who has no mind of his own, but is led by others, one who minds everybody's say.

Hello hello
Malai afno lagi ra family ko lagi garmi maa lagaune plain t-shirt kinna thiyo. Kata sasto ramro paaucha hola.size s dekhi XXL samma. Family ko sabai lai kinum ki socheko. Dhanyabad hai ta

Namaste mujhe yhe Janna h ki Mera upsc ka attempt kab aayega Mera date of birth h 2005 xx July ( mid ) , and mene 12 me ek baar fail ho gaya tha ( 2023 me ) iss saal mene phir se 12 th diya 68 % se pass hu abhi me bsc karne wala hu ( ji bilkul jee main and advanced dono me Mera selection nhi ho rha ) to ab me konse year me upsc cse de sakte hu aur hamre yha jo final result hoga bsc 3rd year ka around mid aug yha mid September me aata h . . Aur koi bhala aadmi mujhe guide kare to accha hoga mere liye kyuki mere maa baap ke mujhe shayd failure bata diya h

storytime.
din tha accounts aur business ka, mahaul tha tense aur anxious kyunki math aur gt fuck karke baithe the hum. do or die ka naara lagakar ratri jaagran karne ke baad thodi ummeed si dikhai de rahi thi.
fast forward, centre. 'global widom schol'. jo thodi ac classroom ki khwaish thi use marte hue mehsoos kiya humne. par abhi meri katni baaki thi. waah, iss school mein toh benches hi nahi hain 😊. computer lab wali kursiyan thi humare seats, library wale stools the humare tables. classroom itna chhota ki koi 2 kadam chal ke bhid jaye bkl diwaar se. stool ko straddle karke, manspread karke baithna pada jaise porno mein the hum.
fir shuru hui bakchodi invigilators ki. ek toh theek thi, doosri saali bhais ki aulaad iski maa ne kya khaakar paida kara tha bhagwan jaane, moti shakal dekh rahi thi sirf. saala paper shuru ho chuka aur chudail ki bacchi paper hi nhi deri, chai pee rahi thi suar kahin ki.
finally baati paper jab bacche chillane lage, fir sign karane laati 5;10 pe accounts ke paper ke beech. saala yahan gaand fatt rhi hai aur ye mothers name likhwa rahi thi madarchod teri aakhein noch lungi mai. fir kehti 'beta time 4;45 likhna' maine toh likh diya bhenchod 5;15. ab karaa change. fir mujhe stink eye de ke chali gayi.
paper toh accha gaya lekin khoon ubalta hai uski shakal yaad karke. note- i should become a writer. dhanyavad.

TL;DR - Pedda hotels lo check-in, check-out appudu deggarundi anni check cheskondi - Minibar lo open chesina or khaali bottles undochu. Scam cheyadanki chustunnaru hotel vallu.
Rant - [M here] Recent ga okay trip ki vere city velli, akkadi pedda 3 star overrated overpriced hotel lo rendu rojulu undatam jarigindi. Elago samvatsaram ki okasari alaga bayatiki ostam kada, ochinappudu kodiga peaceful ga, luxurious ga, and relaxed ga undachu kada ani book chesa. Room lo ki enter avvagane ardam ayindi not worth 10k/day ani (4-5k ayte ok).
Train lo 9hrs travel chesi vella kabatti check in appudu basic amenities work avtunayo ledo chusanu anthe, but minibar lo enni bottles unnayi ani chudaledu. Freshup ayyi, vachina pani meeda bayataki poya. Ekkuva money petti room teeskunna kabatti vadu oka club lounge access ichadu free ga - snacks + 60ml alcohol free in evening ani. Ayna avi muttaledu as taage intention ledu kabatti- just chai and biscuit tinnanu, and dinners kuda swiggy chesa.
Unna 2 days lo tea coffee tappa inka emi tagaledu hotel lo, evening daka bayata tirigi ochi fresh yo ayi, kodiga office work cheskuni, padkunna.
Check out appudu reception deggarki ochi keys icha. valla boy ni pampi room check cheyamannadu. Inthalo Minibar use chesara ani adigadu receptionist , nenu no annanu, and just Lounge access lo evo oka chai taaga anthe annanu. oka 1 min tarvata valla boy phone chesi one kaali vodka quarter bottle seal teesi undi room lo ani cheppadu and techi chupettadu. Ledu, nenu muttaledu adi. Asala adi undi ani kuda teleedu ani nijam cheppi convince cheyadanki try chesa. Vadu oppukole, kaali bottle ela ostadi room lo ki meeru tiyyakunda ani antadu. room check in mundu anni lekka petkune restock chestam antadu. Ledu asalu tagaledu nenu, god promise, meeru free ga istene taagaledu, inka chargable minibar lo di enduku open chesta anna. Asalu ye glass use avvaledu room lo unnavi, ye chilled water bottle use avvaledu, as it is untayi chuskondi, quarte vodka bottle nundi ela tagostadi ani anna, inka kavalante edaina test chesko blood alcohol content kosam ani kuda anna, vallu nammaledu.
Asalu aa boy na room ke vellado teliyadu. Aa bottle na room lonidena teliyadu. Bottle ekkada dorkindi anedi adgaledu, and Asalu adi filled bottle eh unda room lo checkin appudu ani kuda chuskoledu - ee rendu nenu chesina thappu. staff vallu taagindi maa account lo rasi dabbul lagadanki chustunnaro teliyadu. Room lo nen leni time lo evaraina staff ochi taagaro teliyadu or petti poyaro teliyadu.
Receptionist emo aa quarter vodka ki 700₹ katti teerali antadu. Nenu emo nen touch cheyaledu or tagaledu, nenu ivvanu dabbulu daniki ani oka 10 mins back and forth ayyaka, anni nijale cheppa 2 days ippudenduku intha chinna dani gurunchi abaddam enduku chepta, and inka return train time aytundi nenu vellali ante, sare vellandi ani kanikaram chupinchi kattakunda ne vellamannadu.
Chi dinemma jeevitam, trip motham enjoy chesi last lo eedito godava enti ani chiraku esi mood spoil ayyindi. Scam oo kado ardam kaledu, but na opinion ayte staff negligence adi.
So bondhas, one quick tip - pedda hotels lo check in appudu minibar lo prati bottle valla mundu count cheyandi -kaali or open unnavi fridge nundi teeseyamanandi and restock cheskomanandi, or minibar contents photo teesi pettukondi every day. Ee last minute scam talakayi noppi undadu.

Life ki sach m lag chuki h 19 ki hu, 17 m 12th krliya tha aur abhi Tak college ka kuch pta nhi h 4 saal (11th-2nd drop) se neet ki tyari kri lekin iss bar bhi state quota se mil jayega college jiski fees 12lakh + h jo m afford ni kr skti.
Parents m bs maa h jo khud struggle kr rhi h aur depressed h. Recently ran away from house (with mom, my mom's family knew) kuki waha toh halat aur bhi kharab thi aur mmy zeher khane ja Rahi thi
Mujhe samjh ni ara meri galti kaha h , mujhe pta h life fair nahi hoti lekin iska mtlv ye thodi ki har jagah se m hi pilu , mene toh wo sab kuch Kiya Jo mujhe supposedly karna chahiye tha
1- sab classes m 94% + leke ayi
2- kabhi intentionally kuch galat ni kiya kisi k liye
3- hmesa chup rahi taki sar k upar chath ho
4- bewajah mar khayi , gaaliya suni , wo sab kuch suna or dekha Jo ek bache ko sunne or dekhne se pehle mar jana chahiye
5- anxiety attacks ate the toh khud toh wrap krke Beth jati thi
6- dosto ne apni aukat dikhai
7- family toh chalo family kehlane layak thi hi nhi
8- jab mmy ki Jaan m baat aai toh himmat dikhai or unko leke aai us nark se bahar
9- hmesa sbko hosla dete gyi ki sab thik honaega, krlenge hum kuch
10- jab mmy ko sath leke ayi toh mmy ne kuch kam pakda kharche k liye toh padai k sath Ghar sambhala
Na jane kya kiya kya nahi Lekin kuch bhi thik nahi ho rha
Maa kehti h tu pad m apni jewellery bech dungi lekin uske alawa toh hmare pass kuch h bhi nahi toh agar jarurat pad gyi toh kya krenge
Bhai bhi wahi bnta ja rha h jisse dur bhagi thi itni himmat krke.
Mmy kehti h tu koi choti moti job krne ki mat soch , apne career m focus kr m tujhe achi jagah dekhna chahti hu . Unko prove Krna h sabko ki wo galat the aur mujhme potential h lekin mujhse ab nhi hota.
M thak chuki hu , M THAK CHUKI HU

Man nowadays people just want to be "ese jawab deti/deta hun ki dekhna abhi sabki totte udd jayenge aur log bolenge ki itne chote baat se itna bada jawaab de diya" aur bc audience bhi chutiye..... ese types ke jawab ko hi highlight karte hain joh uss tone meh di jaati hain no matter if it makes sense or not. Mazaak udaakar jawab dena, pretend to be badass banke jawaab dena.
Normal satiiq jawaab toh dena hi naa hai aaj kal ke logo ne. I am not talking about the upper humans who doing interviews or seek attention by these shit acts. Aaj kal ke haarrr average social media user harr ghar ki kahaani aur harr parivaar ke genz sab ke sab ese hi hain. I have experienced it.
Bhai meri maa esi hai. Meh aur kya bataun. Aur woh toh social media bhi use nahi karti..... unki gene hi wesi hai. And woh bhi esa jawaab nahi deti joh sach meh log ke reaction "waah kya bola hai" wese rahe. Ese jawaab joki poore hypocritical ho. Aur wahi gandi se aadat mujhme aayi hai jiske wajah se meh socially kisi se bhi baat karne ko zyada darta hun. 4 saal se yeh gene ko hatane ki soch rha hun naa jaane kya kya karke. Lekin last meh mazaak sabke saamne mera hi banta hai agar meh bolna shuru karta hun toh. I am a hypocrite by my gene not by my character. And my whole family is fucking hypocrite. I dont know what people will think about me after reading this. Like "yeh toh apni hi family ki beizzatti kar raha hai toh isse bada chutiya aur neech kon hoga" then go ahead. Isi darr se meri maa ki buraai yaa asliyat kisi se bol nahi paata. Jitna jhelta hun meh unko kya kya sunta hun meh unse mere papa ke jaane baad woh sirf mujhe hi pata hai. Naa khana acha banati naa kaam sahi se karti naa cleanliness naa koi common sense naaa koi sportsmanship ki kahin galati hai toh hai ya kahin haar gaye toh haar gaye. Harr baat par arguement taane aur torchur. And nothing fucking else. Kabhi bhi kisi bhi maa ko suna hai ki "tu mare ya jiye ek hi baat hai re" apne bete ko bolte hue. Lekin meh suna bhi hun aur jhela bhi hun. Isiliye aaj meri maa mere saath rehte hue bhi. Apna khana khud banata hun. Apne khaaye hue jhoote bartan khud maajta hun aur apne kaam khud karne ki harr koshish karta hun taaki mujhe kisi par bhi koi bhi kaam par nirbhar naa hona pade. Kismat waale ko jin jin ko achi maa mili hai joh yeh sab harkatein nahi karti hai aur understandable aur loving hai. Sach bolun toh mere papa bhi meri maa se pareshaan the. Aur wahi akele the jiske wajah se control bhi rehti thi mummy...... papa se gaali khaa khaake. Lekin abb. I can't abuse her nor lift any hand on her. My mom is so salty that even after loosing any arguent. She comes to beat me with any random thing or say very shit lines like the above she said to me.

So a guy was sitting on a ladies seat at sec 51 where the metro starts. Metro just aayi hi thi And it stops at 51 for 5 minutes. Then the lady came after like 2 mins and asked him to stand up.
As he was standing up She idk why said "bevakoof".
And then bhai ka ego hurt ho gaya jo hona bhi chahiye ig.
Then he started shouting ki tamaeez mein reh, ek chaate mein sula dunga, maa ch**da le etc
Then the girl shouted something and said Ki bevkoof har baat mein maa behan lana band kar.
Fir ek uncle aagye beech mein faltu comedy karne ki meri seat lele etc. Maza kharab kardiya

I am from India and have been listening to Anjum from his Mein mixtape days. What got me hooked to him was his unrelenting spirit to strive for greatness and his God consciousness which reflected in his lyrics. He is influenced by Allama Iqbal so that explains a lot. But as time has passed and the duo has seen unprecedented success, I feel like his lyrics(relating to God and faith) have gone towards veiled defenses of his being a good man regardless of his indulging in things that religiously are evil. I'll give some examples from before and after fame: Before fame: - "Mujhay aik buzurg ne kaha tha chotay aise zindagi guzaar le ke tujhse maut daray Maula madad, tera he tou aasra hai Mera kisi se bhi kya muwaazna hai?" - "Ab mujh jaisa mehez aik insaan bhalla Kya bolay ga khuda ke kaam mein" - "Everytime I write songs umeed jaati toot Ke bas ye aakhri, ke bas ab aur nai Ke mere mein ab dunya se larnay ka zor nai Par Maula Madad keh ke, hum agay barhtay rehtay" - "Tu bada tu haathi hum fly hum sath aaye jaise ababeel You know how it goes brother" - "Apni bebasi ka khud zimmedar mai Heavy kisam ki khud parasti ka shikaar mai But I’ve been looking for a reason to get over you Aks mayassar hai tera ek huu ba huu Something tells me tu khush hai jo duur hai Khuda ki koi behtari is me zarur hai Mai kabhi samjha nai mili hui rehmaton ko Maa kehti thi Raheem Woh Ghafoor hai" - The entire verse from Fikar e Aakhirat
Just the fact that the tone of talking about self is equal times calling himself bad and at fault and also self boasting(flex rap)
Now some lines after the success: - "Music haram woh bolein, Phir mere upar kis Khuda ka saaya hai." - "Kaza meri namazein sab kabar azaab hi Par dil mera saaf, kia uska kio hisaab bhi?"
The tone has shifted from self criticism to defense of self in terms of faith. The only redeeming song I can think of lately is Day Dreamer. This is in no way a criticism of anything just an observation and an opinion of mine. You're free to have your own. But the constant ladkiyan, sharab, nashe, taur flex has really reduced the grandeur of Talha Anjum in my eyes since he always has said he despises these things in general in music. Although nashe and sharab has always been there for the sake of "being real". But when your audience is impressionable teens, you can't just shy away from the responsibility of not influencing them in a bad way. And I do understand that this is probably irrelevant to many but the purity and innocence in his lyrics and how he talked about faith were major factors for me liking him(being a stan even). That innocence and purity is now not present in his art for me. The only rappers I can think of who still have that are probably Jani and a little bit of JJ47

I have spent the first 10 years of my life sleeping on floor, right beside my parents bed and hoping that one day it will all change. I will have a better life coz bollywood taught me that. My parents got me admitted in this okayish private school, jiske fees ka jugaad karna was the toughest thing every single quarter. Hamesha udhar hi lena padta tha. Isliye, I tried my best to study hard and top the class every single time. I did that. I also helped my mom with her chores coz health issues kaafi the unko. Dad could and would never buy any health insurance, no savings but haan 30-40 lakhs ka loan he has saved for us, so maybe yay!! On top of it, I got admitted into this psychology course and I understood too much about my grief, inta jitna janna meri sehat ke liye bilkul accha hi nahi tha. mera bhai is exact dad ka photocopy. Essentially na ma ko kabhi izzat milti na mujhe. My dad wanted me to pursue UPSC but lenders ghar aane lage aur cheezei bhaut kharab ho gayi. I had to take up jobs in college to pay for fees and then had to support my dad. Padhai ne poori back seat leli aur poora focus bus paisa earn karna. 9-5 ke baad jab ghar aao to mummy apni zindagi ko kosti, bhai hamesha earphones lagake baitha rehta aur mai unki sunti. Kayi baar is chakkar me papa se bhot behes bhi hui aur bhai se to pucho hi mat. Shayad chup rehna hi behtar hai. Then, I relocated to BLR for sometime (I was making almost 1+ lakh/pm and I thought acche logon ke beech me rehne se maybe mai kuch accha kar paun). 7 months baad maa ki tabiyat zyada kharab ho gayi hai aur ab mujhe wapas yahan aana pada. Ghar ke haalaat dekhti hun to man karta hai ki apna sar kahin jaake fod lun. This doctor has recommended a surgery jo ab unavoidable hai. sadly, na mediclaim hai aur na hi paise. Wo 7 mahine pehli baar maine life me peace feel kiya. subha uthke bina lade brkfast milna, raat ko khane ke baad bina roye sona. paise mere paas BLR me bhi nahi the kyunki mai sab ghar bhijwa deti except rent and for minor grocery lekin calmness was bharpuur.
Kaash mai apne apko bacha paun.
On that note guys, ye bus rant hai. shayad is ummeed se ki koi relate kar paye, ya pata nahi. Sorry agar kisi ka keemti waqt waste hua ho.

I had a relationship in past where I was cheated. I caught my girl having sex with my best friend. It was three years ago. In the meantime I had flings and hookups but deep down I want to have a lovely relationship. But I cant.
Even if I go into relationship someday I may doubt her actions unnecessarily. Se hoyto khub loyal kintu amar biswas korte ba completely trust korte osubidha hobe.
Ami chai ekta suitable relationship kintu emon baje trust issues hoyechhe je ami janina ami ki korbo. ami kothao bolechhi oneker sathe bondhubandhob sobar sathe, sobar ekta kotha chance nite. Kintu aabar jodi cheat hoi tokhon? ager bar cheat hoye 6 maas barite bose chhilam depressed hoye. Sob mone porto. Can you guys help me?

I'm 22(f), a software engineer, but I work from home so I stay with my family. Me and my mom never had a great relationship from the starting because she never seems to understand me and we almost disagree on each and every topic. So naturally, I don't tell her much what's going on in my life even when we live under the same roof. Now few weeks ago me and my brother joined gym together. Mind you, my brother is 5 years younger than me. We took 1 month membership as I was not sure how consistent I will be plus my brother is shifting to a new city for his college next month. Now after going for almost and about 2.5 weeks i want to extend my membership and maybe even take a personal trainer. I told my mom that and she's furious. She doesn't want me to take a personal trainer and also maybe discontinue the gym as my brother will be not there anymore. I seriously can't understand why. I told her that I'm given a diet, she didn't even listen that what the diet was and she says that I'm not fat so I don't need to follow diet and all. Also she's concerned that i'll gain weight once I leave the gym. It made me snap and we had a fight. And now here comes the drama "tum jaise baccho ki to maa honi nahi chahiye" "jo karna hai Karo meri aisi bhi konsi value hai" "ek kaan se suno meri baat aur dusre kaan se nikaldo, mai mar gayi hu yahi socho" All this just because I want to be fit, follow a diet and take a personal trainer that too with my own money. Now I have decided to do things my way, as i always have, to lie and hide. I'm going to take a personal trainer and not going to tell her that. But abhi diet ka idk how to manage. Any advice will be helpful.