Chans with jailbait

This post is 100% facts, so if you get deeply offended then just log off lol, cyber-bullying isn’t real.
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Daniel Park:
If Daniel is your favorite character, then you are probably addicted to kpop/kdramas and get way too emotionally attached to Daniel despite him being the blandest and most inconsistent protagonist. In addition to the Jiho hate comments you bust out, you also post stuff like “OMG Daniel’s fat body looks like his big body. jUsT mAKe hIm sKiNnY aLrEaDy” and “Daniel is so incorruptible, what a pure-hearted soul”. Ah yes, attacking a group of people without trying to reason with them because they are allied with a deplorable company while also conveniently leaving out the detail that this group of people rebelled against the company to save your life -> Totally incorruptible.
Vasco (Euntae Lee):
If Vasco is your favorite character, you workout every single hour to get his physique and binge watch Athlean-X, Greg Doucette, and THENX for “muscle-building tips", but then eventually just give up and resort to the One Punch Man challenge. (which you don't even follow consistently)
Zack Lee:
If Zack is your favorite character, then you are severely addicted to shonen anime. Also, you main Little Mac in smash. You keep saying shit like “WTF JUST MAKE ZACK WIN ALREADY HE HAS NEVER WON” when your dumbass clearly didn’t read the God Dog arc, where Zack beats up Scott Kwon. Whenever Zack goes blue eyes mode and sacrifices his principles to unlock an extra couple moves, you say “LETS GIVE IT UP FOR ZACK’S REDEMPTION” when it’s clearly not a redemption arc.
Jay Hong:
If Jay is your favorite character, Vanilla is your favorite ice cream flavor, you have a matching tattoo with your ex, you order Pumpkin spice at Starbucks all the time or if it's not available you don't drink coffee, and your favorite color is cardboard. Every single time a new iPhone or new MacBook comes out, you impulsively spend your money that you got from running a twitter feed for a NGO. You also fight with other Jay stans to get top comment, explaining how great Jay is even if he is not even in the chapter. You keep hoping for his backstory, but let’s be honest: it’s probably going to be as cliche as most rich family stories.
Logan Lee:
If Logan is your favorite character, you binge watch alpha m and teachingmensfashion in order to obtain tips on how to unironically become an "alpha male". You're also self-proclaimed as red-pill and MGTOW despite still lusting for women like a simp.
Vin Jin:
If Vin is your favorite character, you think beating people up and breaking glass is badass. You probably claim that you are from "the hood" and whenever someone looks at you the wrong way, you keep repeating the fact that you know MMA and can fck them up.You also won’t shut the fuck up with your annoying ass repetitive “LET ME SEE VIN’S EYES” or “VIN JIN BACKSTORY?” comments.
Jace Park:
If Jace is your favorite character, you think Death Note is a good intellectual anime and you probably love debating with other people for no fcking reason to prove that you are superior to them when in fact you are probably just an overweight doomer who lives in his mom’s basement. You have the list of logical fallacies (lol does anyone actually point these out in an argument?) set as your computer wallpaper.
Crystal Choi:
If Crystal is your favorite character, then you are a hardcore feminist who think women should be ruling the world and men should be their subservient slaves. You have an orgasm every single time Crystal beats up someone, and think that she’s actually Gun tier because she was trained by Gun lmao. You seethe at anyone that calls Crystal a hypocrite.
Zoe Park:
If Zoe is your favorite character, then you are either a 12 year old girl who thinks that Zoe is best girl for Daniel, or you are probably a coomer (hopefully under 18 lol)
Jake Kim:
If Jake is your favorite character, you have a high perception of yourself that you have all the hot takes unlike those trashy webtoon commenters when in fact you are just part of the NPC bandwagon that says “Oh wow Jake is well written.” You keep telling yourself that you will learn MMA, shave your hair, and get two scars just to feel like Jake, but never actually commit to it because you know you would look stupid. I also bet that Jake and Big Deal were your favorites only after you read their backstory, because that’s probably when PTJ decided to copy Tollywood movies.
Jerry Kwon:
If Jerry is your favorite character, you think posting dog pics with the skyrim “WHOLESOME 100” constitutes as an actual meme, when it’s literally the most low effort thing anybody can produce. You love talking about how “Jerry Kwon underrated” as a character, which I do somewhat agree with. But then you say shit like “JERRY KWON IS AS STRONG AS JAKE GUYS HE WASN'T''T TRYING AGAINST XIAOLUNG AT ALL C'MON GUYS JERRY IS ACTUALLY REALLY STRONG”, and always complain like a little bitch how PTJ isn’t portraying power scaling accurately since Jerry has the best hardware since he’s like top 5 in size, but is still getting emasculated by Warren.
Jason Yoon:
If Jason is your favorite character, you are severely addicted to TikTok e-boys.
Brad Lee:
If Brad is your favorite character, you are one of those people that use bulk season as an excuse to eat junk food everyday and when someone tells you that you’re fat, you say “NO NO IT'S ALL MUSCLE SEE?!?!?!???”
Lineman:
If Lineman is your favorite character, you are boring and can’t accept the fact that he’s nothing more than a side character.
Old Face:
If Old Face is your favorite character, you have amazing taste in literature because Old Face is actually one of the only good characters left. You recognize his practical desire to survive yet relate to his inner hatred of being complacent in an environment that only rewards degeneracy. Your sigma senses are able to pinpoint Old Face’s inner desires to seek a thrill that will hopefully get him out of his figurative prison of complacency, which is argubly more dangerous than Sinu’s gay dungeon.
Eli Jang:
If Eli is your favorite character, you are either superficially dense and just enjoy Eli because he is hot and fits the mold for a “traditional manhwa protagonist”, or you think having a bipolar shift between emotionless/bland to stupidly wild and crazy makes a badass character. You tell everyone that Eli’s wildness powerup during the 3a arc is the best powerup in Lookism but when someone asks you for a clear definition, you stutter and shift the conversation to how badass Eli is when he protects his fat daughter although he can’t even do that against Gun and Tom Lee lol.
Jiho Park:
If Jiho is your favorite character, you are most likely a 14-year old edgelord who only started liking Jiho when he became an insomniac. You won’t shut the fuck up about “negative character development” and like the Jake fans, you claim that you are above the trashy webtoon commenters but all you really do to support that is just complain that the series went downhill because Daniel’s fat body got skinny (ok but u are right abt that). You probably watched Joker 74 times and can enact the dancing scene from memory. In your free time, you watch school shooter documentaries that get progressively racist with every act of violence Jiho commits. Also, you crawl to the lookism discord server as your safe space because you can’t handle the Jay and Daniel fans doxxing you for justifying Jiho pushing Daniel. I’m sure this community is non-existent now since every one of you dropped Lookism after 371.
Johan Seong:
If Johan is your favorite character, you are definitely a dog person who attacks others if they like cats. Whenever someone says that they don’t like Johan because he’s too edgy or angry, you aimlessly flock to Johan’s rescue and say shit like “Well Johan is actually a deeper character than that” when in reality he’s just someone who acts tough but is actually filled with shame lol. You feel vindicated whenever the “WHO WOULD WIN A 4 MEN CREW FREE FOR ALL FIGHT PRESENT DAY” poll shows up because you know that Johan will receive the most votes yet having a sense of dread at the same time because he might be temporarily nerfed (to oblivion) because of his blindness. Also, (insert degenerate trans furry joke here because Johan reference?!?!?!?)
Duke Pyeon:
If Duke is your favorite character, you love engaging people in epik rap battles where your best line is “When I open the door, I see you on the floor”. You constantly love yelling “BRING BACK DUKE HE’S UNDERRATED” and then being quiet for 200 decades.
Goo Kim:
If Goo is your favorite character, you spend all day looking at Goo edits on YouTube because there are a shit ton of them. You always pull up the stupid pOg fAcE whenever someone asks why Goo is your favorite character, and whenever the argument of who would win in a Gun vs Goo fight comes up, you ruthlessly attack anyone that says Gun would win. You are also the type of person to say “Well, he’s not like the other gangsters.” Yeah, you’re right, Goo isn’t like other gangsters. He’s more retar-(I have been advised to not continue this joke any further)
Gun Park:
If Gun is your favorite character, then you probably think that Gun is the best villain within Lookism all because he has a little bit of a Darth Vader effect, despite not actually being as scary, and actually being the pussy himself on numerous occasions. Like the Goo fans, you spend all day looking at Gun edits because of the numerous Indonesian fans pumping them out. You exclaim to everyone that Gun’s backstory will be the most interesting and riveting because it's confirmed that Gun is part of the Yakuza despite Jake having more Yakuza-like tattoos than Gun. You also attack every Goo stan in the stupid Gun vs Goo debate, and think that wearing a shirt with “Louis Vuitoon” disgustingly splattered all over while being a shitty narrarator makes you badass.
Sinu Han:
If Sinu is your favorite character, you think lying guilt-tripping your close friends is cool and badass. You preach about how he is the best written character in the entire series but we both know that the main reason he is best written is because of his short amount of screentime and not because of his inherent qualities or whatever lol. You admire PTJ for making an emotionally manipulative simp appear to be some sort of Tollywood protagonist and love using Itachi Uchiha as a comparison point for Sinu despite both of them being ridiculously different, and will constantly say “OMG Sinu pulled an ITaChi on BiG dEaL.”
Kouji:
If Kouji is your favorite character, I know for a fact that your Roblox username used to be heckerman69, and that you actually touted yourself as a pro hacker when in reality you’re just a script kiddie whose greatest feat is making “Hello World” pop up in your screen with Scratch.
Samuel Seo:
If Samuel is your favorite character, you’re completely degenerate. End of story.
James Gong:
If James is your favorite character, then I’m sure that you and the council of 5 James Gong fans are eagerly waiting for him to bust in with his bus and little Eli army and say “I jUsT wAnT tO cOnNecT tHe dOtS.” I would predict that you were a masochistic fck who was happy when Jiho pushed your favorite character because you already thought (unlike the Daniel fans) that this would be for the best for James’s character. And now you are seething in anger because PTJ sidelined your favorite character when there was a huge chance for him to become very involved with the plot. But hey, you just need to be patient now? Right? RIGHT?!?
Mary Kim:
If Mary is your favorite character, you are probably a different type of feminist that thinks that women can be just as cool as men, therefore Mary is the “queen of Lookism” just because she beats up gangsters. Either that, or you’re also a coomer like Zoe simps, and your “man of culture” hobby consists of searching for rule 34 of a cartoon character.
Mira Kim:
If Mira is your favorite character, you are an upbeat person who is very positive and only loves to spread “good vibes only”. You unironically say “YASSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEN” and think that good character development constitutes as that person becoming redeemed because uWu wholesome vibes amirite?!?!?! You are also a self-proclaimed “My Little Pony” enjoyer because it teaches good lessons for the youth to learn and prosper from, and the overall good vibes of the show makes you shit out glitter and rainbows like Mira’s personality.
Joy Hong:
If Joy is your favorite character, you think Harley Quinn is a deep character because of her pigtails.
Yui Kim:
If Yui is your favorite character, you are a tier 5 sub for Pokimane, and attack anybody that calls her fat or ugly. You resonate with Yui and think that she is overhated or something only because she became nice to Zack. You ship Yui x Zack and think that Zack bashing people into cars would make a great fit for her.
Olly Wang:
If Olly is your favorite character, lmao you probably have strict helicopter parents that make you relate to a fictional character’s struggles, but then again if you relate to Olly then we might need to call CPS. You are one of those people that think that Olly Wang is STILL the strongest crewhead and can still beat a killing intent Jake, rage mode Johan, animal instinct Eli, and heated Samuel with no difficulty. When the 138th “WHO WOULD WIN IN A 4MEN CREW HEAD FIGHT PRESENT DAY” poll shows up, you immediately vote Olly and start totally civil debates with the Johan fans on why Olly would win. You start your arguments with the godly phrase “Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook” and end them with “NOW DO NOT REPLY TO ME AGAIN.”
DG:
If DG is your favorite character, you keep blurting out the DG IS JAMES LEE theories and keep shoving it in our face that DG is going to be a foundational character to the story. Although your theories are proven to be right , lets be honest, you copied those theories from a korean youtuber and you are nothing but a plagiarizing crook, so stfu with the “I knew James Lee was DG, I’m so smart.” You constantly pump out annoying comments like “James Lee is legendary” or “James Lee vs UI DANIEL WHEN?”. If you still think DG is a good character, then I’ll tell you this: genderbent DG is Belle Delphine.
Chuck Kwak and Justin Peng:
If this duo is basically your favorite character, you probably smoke crack and weed 24/7 because omg #sigmamalegrindset amirite?!??!?!? You are sick of your favorite characters being used as a power scaling stepping stone for other no-characters like Taegon, Jake, Johan, James Gong, Daniel, Rob and Bob. But now since you see Max and Derek being the duo that gets cucked now since they lost badly to Jacky, you’re finally happy and believe that they are free of the curse, but let’s see if you will be holding that smile after their double agent arc. Your room’s probably a mess now, you should clean it up.
Rob and Bob:
If these dudes are your favorites, then you simp for a fatass and a weird weaboo furry looking dude. You love arguing how Max and Derek are the best duo when even the WEBTOON TRANSLATORS don’t give two shits about them lmfao. Hopefully now you can empathize with the Chuck and Justin fanbase as these two are going to end up getting beaten by even Kouji at some point lets be honest.
Warren Chae:
If Warren is your favorite character, you think you’re so cool because you simp for le underrated character when literally everyone and their mother simps for him. I had always trashed Daniel’s systema powerup because I felt like Daniel could pull anything out of his ass and it would be justified with a cheap flashback. Now I realize Warren’s SMK powerup is even worse because it’s the same asspully nature but the author won’t feel the need to dignify it with a flashback. Instead of wanting Warren to seek help for his brain damage, you think that leaving words out of your conversation is so uWu qUiRKy. You have the Warren spiderman scene and Warren slapping Kouji’s ass set as your phone lock screen and home wallpaper respectively, and think that Warren x Sally is the cutest ship out there when in reality it’s literally some recycled cuckold fanfic.
Jasmine Huh:
If Jasmine is your favorite character, you’re definitely a girl who is fed up with PTJ sexualizing girls and giving them huge tits to make them jailbait. As a result, you tout Jasmine as the best girl because she doesn’t need tits to be a good character or smth. Yes, I really how PERFECTLY the author portrayed an abusive father suddenly making his daughter into a mythomaniac. You get distressed whenever someone labels Jasmine as a hoe or worst girl, and make a huge apologist comment about her actually being one of the most loyal girls in the series.
Sally Park:
If Sally is your favorite character, you have no personality. At least the Crystal fans have a somewhat valid reason to be a feminist, you just want to defend Sally’s lust and her stupid Jeli fujo headcanons.
Heather Kim:
If Heather is your favorite character, you have no personality AND you attack anyone that calls Heather a r*pist, despite it being kind of true ngl.
Eugene:
If Eugene is your favorite character, you are a self-proclaimed smug troll that tries to flame everyone but when someone tells you to mic up on discord, you flake out like a pussy. All talk, no show.
Mandeok Bang:
If Mandeok is your favorite character, you are either glad that PTJ is giving black people the representation they deserve, or pissed because PTJ is cUltuRAlLy aPprOpRiAtIng sTerEoTyPeS with the afro. You love how Mandeok is the biggest dude in Lookism, but also avoid addressing that he might actually die soon because of that. You order KFC for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and brag to everyone that you have the n-word pass because you sucked BBC that one time.
Cap Guy:
If Cap guy is your favorite character, you are the type of person to view a blank piece of paper as art because you can project your own inner thoughts and feelings onto it or some bs like that. Or or, you’re one of those annoying Jay simps that say “OMG JAY SAID THAT HE SAW DANIEL YESTERDAY HE MUST BE CAP GUY.” Stop reading webtoon lol, or else I’ll get top comment and edit it to korean raw spoilers.
Alexander Hwang:
If Alexander is your favorite character, I have to commend you for having such great taste in characters as Alexander is one of the 3 doovine gods revered on this sub. You definitely know in your heart that Alexander is one of the strongest characters in the series as he was able to get away with pinching Gun’s cheeks, and he completely bodied the degenerate Samuel Seo. Keep up the great work!
Vivi:
If Vivi is your favorite character, jeez I think you’re either looking into her too deep or you are a superficial fuck who only likes characters that have gOoD fAsHiOn sense. Look here you coomer, Vivi looks like a fucking hobo most of the time, good fashion sense my ass. Everyone attacks Vivi, but then you’re one of the knuckleheads that defend her by saying “Oh c’mon guys, it's obvious that her father brainwashed her or something”. But we all know the true reason you like Vivi: you think Vivi x Xiaolung is actually a good relationship.
Xiaolung:
If Xiaolung is your favorite character, you really need to go outside if you actually resonate with this character. You despise anyone that calls Xiaolung fodder when he lost to Jake really badly, and you keep shoving in everyone’s faces that Xiaolung is underrated or smth. Okay dude, if you think a fanfic OC power scaling marker with a last minute shoved in backstory makes you underrated, then I guess I can’t argue with that. But at least Taesoo is still alive, your favorite character might actually be dead with an off screen execution LMFAO.
Taegon Wi:
If Taegon is your favorite character, you are also a hardcore Bruce Lee fan and have a pair of nunchuks in your room that you practice with when your wife is out with her boyfriend who she calls “Big Daddy”. You fantasize about beating up the boyfriend with the nunchucks when he drops your wife off in time for your bedtime story, but you freeze after seeing his “H” gang tattoo.
Hwangho:
If Hwangho is your favorite character, you keep saying “OH CMON Man I swear he’s at least Jerry level he was just unlucky with Johan” but deep down ur angry that PTJ didn’t dignify the strongest character with a backstory or smth lol.
Sowol Jin:
If Sowol is your favorite character, you love strong independent women characters that assert their dominance on femboys. You call PTJ a misogynist for not giving the female exec a backstory.
Huseong Ha:
If Huseong is your favorite character, I could insert some stupid furry joke or smth here, but instead I’m sure you spam the harambe memes with the caption “rEtUrN tO mOnkE”, when your chinese zodiac is actually a sheep.
Enu:
If Enu is your favorite character, you are a furry and I have no respect for you. “She’s just cute, I'm not attracted to her I swear” is complete cope.
Eden:
If Eden is your favorite character, you are also a furry but at least you are self-aware of that. I still have no respect for you.
Darius Hong:
If Darius is your favorite character you are peak sigma male. You work out while listening to sigma male tips compilation #357. people ask you to be your friend but you instead respond by sexually harassing them, never stop the grind.
Ethan Hwang:
If Ethan is your favorite character, you are peak sigma male like the Darius enjoyers, but more specifically you are part of the sigma autistic bodybuilding community because let’s be real: Ethan is a sigma autistic bodybuilder himself (Tell me that face he makes isn’t autistic I dare you). You join the Darius enjoyers in their escapades and only ship Etharius, which is the only good gay ship in Lookism. Unlike the cringe Bob and Rob fans, you didn’t get mad when the webtoon changed Ethan’s name to Doyle, because you knew in your heart that the name doesn’t matter, only the raw sigma energy that is preserved regardless. Never stop the grind.
Wally Lee:
If Wally is your favorite character, you think being mentally insane because of long exposure to drugs makes someone an amazing character. You are not a crackhead like the Chuck and Justin fans, but you for sure do more extreme and borderline illegal drugs so that you can say to the world ‘OMG WALLY REFERENCE”. You strongly identify as a plantsexual, and your Twitter page consists of weird and degenerate Wally x Jiho fanart, with your most viewed video is the one of the dude eating his eyeball because he tripped on LSD.
Steve Hong:
If Steve is your favorite character, you like an old cheap man that uses an underage boy to do their tasks. Yeah, it sounds weird when I say it out loud, right? Whenever someone asks you why this old plot device errrrr I mean character is your favorite, you’ll point to the scene where Steve aims a gun at Choi and say “OMG SOOO BADASS DUDE HAS BALLS OF STEEL” yet when someone explains how Steve is a hypocrite for criticizing Choi for using kids in the 4 men crew business yet using Daniel as an agent, you become quiet. You’re also one of the annoying idiots that plead for a Jay backstory because you’ll get to see more of Steve, but when someone says “Well ackshually, there is a possibility that Steve is homophobic thus the estranged relationship between him and Jay”, you either cower like a soycuck with the “NO HE”S NOT HOMOPHOBIC SHUT UP” or you say “yea, so what? He’s based.”
Sophia Alexander:
If Sophia is your favorite character, you simp for an ultra masculine woman which in turn makes you an ultra feminine man. Every single time some random Russian text like “София Александер - не что иное, как прославленный сюжетный прием, у нее нет никакой личности, кроме того, что она является женским бутлегом Джерри” shows up, you squeal with tears of ecstasy and jizz your pants for the 60th time today. You actually think that Daniel’s contrived fat loss, systema training, and mountain climbing training is a well written plot line and say how “Daniel’s development is soooo amazing. It’s great to see him come this far from Day 1 itself-” Ok I’ll stop now, typing that almost made me barf.
Yenna Jang:
If Yenna is your favorite character- okay wtf do you see in her? She’s not strong, smart, and her entire existence was solely because Heather was horny and Eli didn’t study 5th grade Sex Ed. The only possible explanation for your Yenna simping is that…… she’s “cute”. Right, right, she’s “cute”, I can see why you would say that, discord mod.
Tom Lee:
If Tom is your favorite character, the Yenna simps are your colleagues in the important job of discord modding but your actual dream job is a pediatric urologist.
Senior Manager Kim:
If SMK is your favorite character, you are probably a snarky douche who thinks SMK is the best character because he is the only character that is in two manwhas, but unfortunately both of those manwhas are nothing but garbage fanservice cash cows. Like the Warren simps, you say SMK underrated but literally everyone simps for this dude and places him above UI Daniel in power scaling. If you resonate with this character, you are a couch potato fAmIlY mAn who thinks settling down after wagecucking for the glow in the darks is actually unique character development.
Jacky Lee:
If Jacky is your favorite character, you are a qUiRkY femboy with no personality.
Channing Choi:
If Channing is your favorite character, you get butterfly tattoos on your ass to stand out and get attention but you also have no personality.
Hudson Ahn:
If Hudson is your favorite character, you have no personality and think that One Night III is a great arc, when in reality the hallucination of glasses Jiho was the only badass character in that arc.
Taesoo Ma (I’m not going back to the comic for english translation):
If Taesoo is your favorite character, you resonate with this person because you only use your right hand while fapping to gay furry pron, and equate that to whatever the fuck Taesoo’s boring right hand bs problem was.
Daniel’s mom:
If Daniel’s mom is your favorite character, you are an upper middle class person who is currently studying liberal arts in a prestigious college. you sympathize with poor characters because you can’t imagine how hard it must be to not have airpods and 200mbps wifi
Johan’s mom:
If Johan’s mom is your favorite character, you pledge yourself to be extremely religious while also smoking weed everyday and breaking half of your religion’s commandments. When explaining something to a child, you use your annoying baby voice and coddle them instead of actually explaining it to them properly.
Duke’s grandma:
If Duke’s grandma is your favorite character, you are just like the Daniel’s mom fans. No explanation needed, they are the same character.
Gapryong Kim:
If Gapryong is your favorite character, you have at least six books pertaining to pick-up artistry and proclaim yourself to be a HVM seeking a polyamarous relationship. You love theorizing about Gapryong’s political views when he probably had none and was just doing politics to get away from his wife.
Charles Choi:
If Choi is your favorite character, you try to hype everyone up that Choi is going to be the best antagonist within Lookism, and seethe at anyone that disagrees with you. You keep making annoying Santa DILF jokes and won’t shut up about your own cringe theories behind the two body secret.
Oliver Jang:
If Oliver is your favorite character, you’re a cuck.
Lasol:
If Lasol is your favorite character, you think she will be relevant when its clear PTJ only cares about “BADASS HOT PEOPLE PUNCHING EACH OTHER IN THE FACE”.
Aru:
If Aru is your favorite character, you belong to the streets.
Taejoon Park:
If Taejoon is your favorite character, you’re also sad that he has no relevance to the repetitive and contrived plot in Lookism, but also relieved that he didn’t turn out to be like Jiho. You watch a shit ton of commentary channels on youtube that make fun of TikTok, but let’s be honest here: Every social media sucks.
Every new character introduced after Taesoo:
Just know that any new characters introduced from now on are nothing but plot devices that only serve to hype up the characters that the majority of the fans care about.
Namsoo:
If Namsoo is your favorite character, you are a chad believer who can make anything in your mind come to life.
Doo Lee:
If Doo Lee is your favorite character, you are the most holiest and based chad and I have nothing but the utmost respect for you. Doomen.
I know there are probably a few characters that I didn’t talk about, if your favorite character is them just know that your taste in characters is bad. Now I know what you will respond to this post with: “Stop being so mean, just let people enjoy things.” And to that I say, yes I agree, we should let people enjoy things. Let ME enjoy making fun of you.

Inspired by the Nagatoro ep1 translation discussions, with this quote:

You've been acting sus this whole time

this is just a minor example, I might dig up something much more interesting later.
More examples, quotes from various sources:

• Difference between Kobayashi san Chi no Maid Dragon Sub & Dub Episode 12 - this one is especially bad. "Pesky patriarchal, societal demands" - really? Who the hell hires these people?
• In 2015 (and around the time of GamerGate’s height), Funimation’s English dub of Prison School changed a line to insult another character as “one of those dumbass GamerGate creepshows.”
• Crunchyroll - English Localization of Princess Connect! Re: Dive Since the video of the change of “onii-chan” to “Mr. Nice Guy” was posted. Other players have been replying with other erroneous translations. Some of these include the insertion of recent memes like “bruh moment” and “GOAT“.
• dub-specific parody of Trump speech in Hajimete no Gal
• https://nicchiban.nichegamer.com/2019/10/yu-no-funimation-dub-changed-to-include-youre-such-a-misogynist-line/
• More Funimation at its finest (Hajimete no Gal)
• Megumin being referred to as 'jailbait' in official Konosuba LN.
• Incorrect translations: I saw a post on a blog which gave a very good example. From Madoka Magica’s first episode, the chracter says “Suge-! Madoka made kyara ga tachi hajimeta yo!” which literally means: “That’s great! Your personality’s finally starting to stand out too!” but Crunchyroll translated this to "Awesome! You're acting like you're a anime character, too!"
• Loads of easy lines are so poorly translated under Crunchy. For example, this line in World Trigger. The line is 「それは僕のやり方じゃない。」, which pretty obviously translates to "That's not my way of doing things." But Crunchy translate it to "It wouldn't be right." Why?
  
• Not entirely related, but apparently Crunchyroll likes to butcher their mobile games - https://www.reddit.com/gachagaming/comments/k5qtts/princess_connect_redive_published_by_crunchyroll/
  

What is the public opinion on garbage translations, when translators decide to:

• use slang (sus, bruh, amirite, rly, simp, etc.), often completely unfitting the situation
• insert dank memes
• insert completely unrelated references
• insert political commentary
• insert "woke" opinions
• change the meaning of the translated phrase to exact opposite
• insert religion mentions where there was none
• rewrite the phrase in a way that changes its meaning from original
• do not actually translate the phrase at all, and instead write something they think would fit the situation instead, often leading to contradictions later

?
So far overwhelming majority is in favour of having garbage translations. Apparently wanting good translations is being "an elitist" and is heavily frowned upon. I was thinking better of this sub crowd, guess I was wrong.

As I mentioned before, I mostly look for games online these days due to the perils of geography. In theory this gives me more options. In practice it seems that I get more “dead on launch” games. Maybe it’s because online games attract more flakes, or because people feel that without the burden of travel on them they can just go “stuff it” and throw the whole game away. Or maybe it’s because of people like the couple in today’s story, who we’ll call Creep-Chan and Wolfaboo.
This was going to be a gritty military sci-fi game about mercenaries on the frontier of an intergalactic war. I liked the premise and jumped in immediately along with five others. The GM introduced the setting, talked about the themes and ideas of the story, his expectations, what the world was like and so on. And I admit, I ate it all up. So much so that I’d quickly come up with a character concept. Very soon we had my character (A refugee from a failed colony world who had joined the space army because they had few other options), a grizzled veteran mercenary and two key NPCs (the tough as nails CO and his tough as nails second)
And that’s where Creep-Chan came in. You see, he already had a character created. No, it wasn’t for this setting, but rather a stock character of his that he was just going to adapt to the specific setting. If you’re getting a red flag here, then you have good reason. Creep-Chan’s character archetype that he liked to re-use was a barely legal Japanese Schoolgirl. With a katana. In a gritty ‘war is hell’ military sci-fi setting. Yeah, that sounds great.
But that wasn’t all! You see, Creep-Chan had written up a profile for his character already and shared it with the group. And in the middle of this, he’d added this lovely little note.

Sexuality: Straight (But I’d be okay if another woman tried to take advantage of her)

What. The. Hell.
I was… shocked, I think is the polite way to put it. I don’t think anyone else was entirely happy, especially not the GM. He tried to be as diplomatic as possible about it, and told Creep-Chan that maybe his borderline jailbait waifu was not the most appropriate character for the setting. Creep-Chan gave a quiet “okay” and said that he’d work on another character concept. And so he sat and sulked in the channel without talking to anyone for the rest of the session.
Which was okay, because thanks to Wolfaboo, we wouldn’t have gotten anything done anyway. She’d also come up with a character that was, in essence, even more inappropriate to the setting. The GM had given her a flat-out “no” on that, and she’d decided to be sensible and mature about it. Yep, she told the GM that he should change his setting to accommodate her super-special character. The GM put his foot down and told her that no, his game, his rules. And she retaliated. And so on. And we lost the rest of the session zero to the pair of them arguing back and forth, with Wolfaboo basically sticking to the point that her super special snowflake character was more important than his setting and story. The GM was refusing to budge either, and I can’t say that I blamed him.
He called an end to session zero well past the actual planned conclusion. By that point, we still only had two player characters done, two that had been rejected and one more player who’d basically been drowned out by Wolfaboo having a tanty. I was hoping that we’d have some sort of resolution by next session.
Which we did, in that the GM emailed everyone mid-week to say that he was cancelling the game. I’m not entirely sure that I blame him.

G

1. Chestnut: Hero Of Central Park (Director: Robert Vince)
2. Clifford’s Really Big Movie (Director: Robert C. Ramirez)
3. Pinocchio 3000 (Director: Daniel Robichaud)
4. The Polar Express (Director: Robert Zemeckis)
5. The Princess Diaries II: Royal Engagement (Director: Garry Marshall)

PG

1. A Cinderella Story (Director: Mark Rosman)
2. A Good Woman (Director: Mike Barker)
3. A Series Of Unfortunate Events (Director: Brad Silberling)
4. A Year In The Death Of Jack Richards (Director: B.P. Paquette)
5. Admissions (Director: Melissa Painter)
6. Agent Cody Banks II: Destination London (Director: Kevin Allen)
7. Arizona Summer (Director: Joey Travolta)
8. Around The World In 80 Days (Director: Frank Coraci)
9. Baptists At Our Barbecue (Director: Christian Vuissa)
10. Benji: Off The Leash! (Director: Joe Camp)
11. Bobby Jones: Stroke Of Genius (Director: Rowdy Herrington)
12. Boo, Zino + The Snurks (Directors: Lenard Fritz Krawinkel + Holger Tappe)
13. Catch That Kid (Director: Bart Freundlich)
14. Christmas With The Kranks (Director: Joe Roth)
15. Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen (Director: Sara Sugarman)
16. Ella Enchanted (Director: Tommy O’Haver)
17. Fat Albert (Director: Joel Zwick)
18. Finding Neverland (Director: Marc Forster)
19. First Daughter (Director: Forest Whitaker)
20. Funky Monkey (Director: Harry Basil)
21. Garfield (Director: Peter Hewitt)
22. George + The Dragon (Director: Tom Reeve)
23. Guarding Eddy (Director: Scott McKinsey)
24. Harry Potter + The Prisoner Of Azkaban (Director: Alfonso Cuarón)
25. Home On The Range (Directors: Will Finn + John Sanford)
26. Howl’s Moving Castle (Director: Hayao Miyazaki)
27. Living Life (Director: Jesse Harris)
28. Mickey (Director: Hugh Wilson)
29. Miracle (Director: Gavin O’Connor)
30. Motocross Kids (Director: Richard Gabai)
31. Napoleon Dynamite (Director: Jared Hess)
32. National Treasure (Director: Jon Turteltaub)
33. New York Minute (Director: Dennie Gordon)
34. Noel (Director: Chazz Palminteri)
35. Orient Express (Director: Sergiu Nicolaescu)
36. Proud (Director: Mary Pat Kelly)
37. Raise Your Voice (Director: Sean McNamara)
38. Scooby-Doo II: Monsters Unleashed (Director: Raja Gosnell)
39. Shark Tale (Directors: Bibo Bergeron, Vicky Jenson + Rob Letterman)
40. Shrek II (Directors: Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury + Conrad Vernon)
41. Sky Captain + The World Of Tomorrow (Director: Kerry Conran)
42. Sleepover (Director: Joe Nussbaum)
43. Soccer Dog: European Cup (Director: Sandy Tung)
44. Sons Of Provo (Director: Will Swenson)
45. Stalker (Director: Tony Spataro)
46. Strings (Director: Anders Rønnow Klarlund)
47. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses II (Director: Bob Clark)
48. Teacher’s Pet (Director: Timothy Björklund)
49. The Best Two Years (Director: Scott S. Anderson)
50. The Blue Butterfly (Director: Léa Pool)
51. The Bridge Of San Luis Rey (Director: Mary McGuckian)
52. The Dust Factory (Director: Eric Small)
53. The Easter Egg Adventure (Director: John Michael Williams)
54. The Home Teachers (Director: Kurt Hale)
55. The Incredibles (Director: Brad Bird)
56. The Keys To The House (Director: Gianni Amelio)
57. The Prince + Me (Director: Martha Coolidge)
58. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (Directors: Stephen Hillenburg + Mark Osborne)
59. The Story Of An African Farm (Director: David Lister)
60. The Terminal (Director: Steven Spielberg)
61. The Work + The Glory (Director: Russell Holt)
62. Thunderbirds (Director: Jonathan Frakes)
63. Thérèse: The Story of Saint Thérèse of Lisieux (Director: Leonardo Defilippis)
64. Torque (Director: Joseph Kahn)
65. Two Brothers (Director: Jean-Jacques Annaud)
66. Uh Oh! (Director: Jon Cope)
67. Undercover Kids (Director: Ralph E. Portillo)
68. Ushpizin (Director: Gidi Dar)
69. Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Movie (Director: Hatsuki Tsuji)

PG-13

1. 13 Going On 30 (Director: Gary Winick)
2. 50 First Dates (Director: Peter Segal)
3. A Dull House (Director: Ali Kiani)
4. AVP: Alien vs. Predator (Director: Paul W.S. Anderson)
5. After The Sunset (Director: Brett Ratner)
6. Against The Ropes (Director: Charles S. Dutton)
7. Along Came Polly (Director: John Hamburg)
8. Anacondas: The Hunt For The Blood Orchid (Director: Dwight H. Little)
9. Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (Director: Adam McKay)
10. Ayitha Ezhuthu (Director: Mani Ratnam)
11. Ball + Chain (Director: Shiraz Jafri)
12. Barbershop II: Back In Business (Director: Kevin Rodney Sullivan)
13. Battle Of The Brave (Director: Jean Beaudin)
14. Beyond The Sea (Director: Kevin Spacey)
15. Black Cloud (Director: Ricky Schroder)
16. Breakin’ All The Rules (Director: Daniel Taplitz)
17. Bride + Prejudice (Director: Gurinder Chadha)
18. Broom Flower (Director: Martin Landeo)
19. Buds For Life (Director: Gabriel Bologna)
20. Cape Of Good Hope (Director: Mark Bamford)
21. Catwoman (Director: Pitof)
22. Cellular (Director: David R. Ellis)
23. Centipede! (Director: Gregory Gieras)
24. Chasing Liberty (Director: Andy Cadiff)
25. Chicks 101 (Director: Lovinder Gill)
26. Chicks With Sticks (Director: Kari Skogland)
27. Connie + Carla (Director: Michael Lembeck)
28. Corn (Director: Dave Silver)
29. Crazy Like A Fox (Director: Richard Squires)
30. Cyber Wars (Director: Jian Hong Kuo)
31. D.E.B.S. (Director: Angela Robinson)
32. De-Lovely (Director: Irwin Winkler)
33. Dear Frankie (Director: Shona Auerbach)
34. Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (Director: Guy Ferland)
35. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber)
36. Duniya Hai Tumhari (Director: Samir Kumar)
37. Elvis Has Left The Building (Director: Joel Zwick)
38. Enta omry (Director: Khaled Youssef)
39. Envy (Director: Barry Levinson)
40. Evergreen (Director: Enid Zentelis)
41. Flight Of THe Phoenix (Director: John Moore)
42. Friday Night Lights (Director: Peter Berg)
43. Game Box 1.0 (Directors: David Hillenbrand + Scott Hillenbrand)
44. Ghost In The Shell II: Innocence (Director: Mamoru Oshii)
45. Godsend (Director: Nick Hamm)
46. Godzilla: Final Wars (Director: Ryûhei Kitamura)
47. Hidalgo (Director: Joe Johnston)
48. Hotel Rwanda (Director: Terry George)
49. House Of D (Director: David Duchovny)
50. House Of Flying Daggers (Director: Yimou Zhang)
51. I, Robot (Director: Alex Proyas)
52. If Only (Director: Gil Junger)
53. Illusion (Director: Michael A. Goorjian)
54. In Good Company (Director: Paul Weitz)
55. Incident At Loch Ness (Director: Zak Penn)
56. Jersey Girl (Director: Kevin Smith)
57. Johnson Family Vacation (Director: Christopher Erskin)
58. Kejar Amerika (Director: David Sungkar)
59. Killer Diller (Director: Tricia Brock)
60. King Arthur (Director: Antoine Fuqua)
61. La estación ausente (Director: Gustavo Letelier)
62. Ladder 49 (Director: Jay Russell)
63. Ladies In Lavender (Director: Charles Dance)
64. Laws Of Attraction (Director: Peter Howitt)
65. Little Black Book (Director: Nick Hurran)
66. Look At Me (Director: Agnès Jaoui)
67. Mean Girls (Director: Mark Waters)
68. Meet The Fockers (Director: Jay Roach)
69. Melinda + Melinda (Director: Woody Allen)
70. Million Dollar Baby (Director: Clint Eastwood)
71. Millions (Director: Danny Boyle)
72. Mountain Patrol (Director: Chuan Lu)
73. Mr. 3000 (Director: Charles Stone III)
74. My Baby’s Daddy (Director: Cheryl Dunye)
75. Nobody Knows (Director: Hirokazu Koreeda)
76. Ocean’s Twelve (Director: Steven Soderbergh)
77. Our Italian Husband (Director: Ilaria Borrelli)
78. Paparazzi (Director: Paul Abascal)
79. Pearl Diver (Director: Sidney King)
80. Perfect Opposites (Director: Matt Cooper)
81. Personal Sergeant (Director; Anthony V. Orkin)
82. Pizza: The Movie (Director: Donald GregorY)
83. Primer (Director: Shane Carruth)
84. Raising Helen (Director: Garry Marshall)
85. Ray (Director: Taylor Hackford)
86. Saint Ralph (Director: Michael McGowan)
87. Saved! (Director: Brian Dannelly)
88. Sci-Fighter (Director: Art Camacho)
89. Secret Window (Director: David Koepp)
90. Shadow Of Fear (Director: Rich Cowan)
91. Shall We Dance? (Director: Peter Chelsom)
92. Silver Hawk (Director: Jingle Ma)
93. Spanglish (Director: James L. Brooks)
94. Speak (Director: Jessica Sharzer)
95. Spectres (Director: Phil Leirness)
96. Spider-Man II (Director: Sam Raimi)
97. Starsky + Hutch (Director: Todd Phillips)
98. Steamboy (Director: Katsuhiro Ôtomo)
99. Surviving Christmas (Director: Mike Mitchell)
100. Taxi (Director: Tim Story)
101. The Alamo (Director: John Lee Hancock)
102. The Almost Guys (Director: Eric Fleming)
103. The Aryan Couple (Director: John Daly)
104. The Aviator (Director: Martin Scorsese)
105. The Best Bet (Director: Jack Neo)
106. The Big Bounce (Director: George Armitage)
107. The Bourne Supremacy (Director: Paul Greengrass)
108. The Chorus (Director: Christopher Barratier)
109. The Chronicles Of Riddick (Director: David Twohy)
110. The Cookout (Director: Lance Rivera)
111. The Day After Tomorrow (Director: Roland Emmerich)
112. The Final Cut (Director: Omar Naim)
113. The Forgotten (Director: Joseph Ruben)
114. The Good Shepherd (The Confessor) (Director: Lewin Webb)
115. The Great Challenge (Director: Julien Seri)
116. The Grudge (Director: Takashi Shimizu)
117. The Notebook (Director: Nick Cassavetes)
118. The Off Season (Director: James Felix McKenney)
119. The Perfect Score (Director: Brian Robbins)
120. The Phantom Of The Opera (Director: Joel Schumacher)
121. The Sea Inside (Director: Alejandro Amenábar)
122. The Seat Filler (Director: Nick Castle)
123. The Stepford Wives (Director: Frank Oz)
124. The Village (Director: M. Night Shyamalan)
125. The White Dragon (Director: Wilson Yip)
126. The Whole Ten Yards (Director: Howard Deutch)
127. Turtles Can Fly (Director: Bahman Ghobadi)
128. Van Helsing (Director: Stephen Sommers)
129. Vanity Fair (Director: Mira Nair)
130. Walking Tall (Director: Kevin Bray)
131. Welcome To Mooseport (Director: Donald Petrie)
132. White Chicks (Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans)
133. White Girl Young Pretty (Director: Christopher Egli)
134. White Rainbow (Director: Dharan Mandrayar)
135. Wicker Park (Director: Paul McGuigan)
136. Wimbledon (Director: Richard Loncraine)
137. Win A Date With Tad Hamilton! (Director: Robert Luketic)
138. Without A Paddle (Director: Steven Brill)
139. You Got Served (Director: Chris Stokes)

R

1. 11:11 (Director: Michael Bafaro)
2. 2046 (Director: Kar-Wai Wong)
3. 2BPerfectlyHonest (Director: Randal Cole)
4. 3-Iron (Director: Ki-duk Kim)
5. 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover (Director: Jordan Hawley)
6. 5x2 (Director: François Ozon)
7. A Cowboy’s Silver Lining (Directors: Bevan Bell + Anthony Howald)
8. A Day Without A Mexican(Director: Sergio Arau)
9. A Different Loyalty (Director: Marek Kanievska)
10. A Dot And A Line (Director: Elia K. Schneider)
11. A Home At The End Of The World (Director: Michael Mayer)
12. A Killer Within (Director: Brad Keller)
13. A Love Song For Bobby Long (Director: Shainee Gabel)
14. A Very Long Engagement (Director: Jean-Pierre Jeunet)
15. Ab-normal Beauty (Director: Oxide Chun Pang)
16. Adam + Evil (Director: Andrew Van Slee)
17. A Fond Kiss... (Director: Ken Loach)
18. Alexander (Director: Oliver Stone)
19. Alfie (Director: Charles Shyer)
20. Alive (Director: Frédéric Berthe)
21. Anna’s Eve (Director: Dantz)
22. Appleseed (Directors: Shinji Aramaki + Steven Foster)
23. Around The Bend (Director: Jordan Roberts)
24. Art Heist (Director: Bryan Goeres)
25. Aussie Park Boyz (Director: Nunzio La Bianca)
26. Back By Midnight (Director: Harry Basil)
27. Bad Meat (Director: Scott Dikkers)
28. Bandido (Director: Roger Christian)
29. Bcuz Of U (Directors: Mae Czarina Cruz, Cathy Garcia-Molina, John-D Lazatin)
30. Bear Cub (Director: Miguel Albaladejo)
31. Before Sunset (Director: Richard Linklater)
32. Being Julia (Director: István Szabó)
33. Bereft (Director: Tim Daly + Clark Mathis)
34. Berserker: Hell’s Warrior: Paul Matthews)
35. Birth (Director: Jonathan Glazer)
36. Black Sheep Squadron (Director: Drew Stone)
37. Blade: Trinity (Director: David S. Goyer)
38. Blast (Director: Anthony Hickox)
39. Blessed (Director: Simon Fellows)
40. Bloodline (Directors: Keith Coulouris + David Schrader)
41. Book Of Love (Director: Alan Brown)
42. Boricua (Director: Marisol Adler)
43. Born To Fight (Director: Panna Rittikrai)
44. Breaking Dawn (Director: Mark Edwin Robinson)
45. Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (Director: Beeban Kidron)
46. Brooklyn Bound (Director: Rich Devaney)
47. Brothers (Director: Susanne Bier)
48. Bullet Boy (Director: Saul Dibb)
49. Cavedweller (Director: Lisa Cholodenko)
50. Cero y van 4 (Directors: Carlos Carrera + Alejandro Gamboa, Fernando Sariñana + Antonio Serrano)
51. Chainsaw Sally (Director: Jimmyo Burril)
52. Charlie (Director: Malcolm Needs)
53. Childstar (Director: Don McKellar)
54. Chrystal (Director: Ray McKinnon)
55. Clean (Director: Olivier Assayas)
56. Closer (Director: Mike Nichols)
57. Club Dread (Broken Lizard’s) (Director: Jay Chandrasekhar)
58. Coalition (Director: Joseph Ariola)
59. Collateral (Director: Michael Mann)
60. Company K (Director: Robert Clem)
61. Control (Director: Tim Hunter)
62. Crash (Director: Paul Haggis)
63. Creep (Director: Christopher Smith)
64. Criminal (Director: Gregory Jacobs)
65. Crimson Rivers II: Angels Of The Apocalypse (Director: Olivier Dehan)
66. Cronicas (Director: Sebastián Cordero)
67. Crutch (Director: Rob Moretti)
68. Cube Zero (Director: Ernie Barbarash)
69. Dandelion (Director: Mark Milgard)
70. Dark Harvest II: The Maize (Director: Bill Cowell)
71. Dark Queen (Director: Ken LaVan)
72. Dawn Of The Dead (Director: Zack Snyder)
73. Dead + Breakfast (Director: Matthew Leutwyler)
74. Dead Birds (Director: Alex Turner)
75. Dead Clowns (Director: Steve Sessions)
76. Dead Cool (Director: David Cohen)
77. Dead Easy (Director: Neal Sundstrom)
78. Dead End Road (Director: Jeff Burton)
79. Dead Horse (Director: Paul Geiger)
80. Dead Meat (Director: Conor McMahon)
81. Dead Scared (Director: Rolfe Kanefsky)
82. Death 4 Told (Directors: Bo Buckley + C. Michael Close)
83. Death Valley (Directors: David Kebo + Rudi Liden)
84. Death Valley: The Revenge Of Bloody Bill (Director: Byron Werner)
85. Debating Robert Lee (Director: Dan Polier)
86. Decoys (Director: Matthew Hastings)
87. Dinocroc (Director: Kevin O’Neill)
88. Direct Action (Director: Sidney J. Furie)
89. District B13 (Director: Pierre Morel)
90. Dog Gone Love (Director: Rob Lundsgaard)
91. Don’t Forget The Struggle (Director: Drew Stone)
92. Pact With The Devil (Director: Allan A. Goldstein)
93. Down To The Bone (Director: Debra Granik)
94. Downfall (Director: Oliver Hirschbiegel)
95. Downtown: A Street Tale (Director: Rafal Zielinski)
96. Dracula 3000 (Director: Darrell Roodt)
97. Duck Season (Director: Fernando Eimbcke)
98. El padrino (Director: Damian Chapa)
99. Employee Of The Month (Director: Mitch Rouse)
100. Enduring Love (Director: Roger Michell)
101. Eros (Directors: Michelangelo Antonioni, Steven Soderbergh + Kar-Wai Wong)
102. Eternal (Director: Willhelm Liebenberg + Federico Sanchez)
103. Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (Director: Michel Gondry)
104. Eulogy (Director: Michael Clancy)
105. EuroTrip (Directors: Jeff Schaffer, Alec Berg + David Mandel)
106. Even Trade (Director: Michael Merrill)
107. Evil Eyes (Director: Mark Atkins)
108. Evil Remains (Director: James Merendino)
109. Exorcist: The Beginning (Director: Renny Harlin)
110. Face (Director: Sang-gon Yoo)
111. Face Of Terror (Director: Bryan Goeres)
112. Fakers (Director: Richard Janes)
113. Fascination (Director: Klaus Menzel)
114. Fight Night (Director: Derek J.W. Wybourn)
115. Fighting Tommy Riley (Director: Eddie O’Flaherty)
116. Four Dead Batteries (Director: Hiram Martinez)
117. Freeze (Director: John Simpson)
118. Garden State (Director: Zach Braff)
119. Gas (Director: Henry Chan)
120. Ginger Snaps II: Unleashed (Director: Brett Sullivan)
121. Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning (Director: Grant Harvey)
122. Going The Distance (Director: Mark Griffiths)
123. Guys + Balls (Director: Sherry Hormann)
124. Hair Show (Director: Leslie Small)
125. Harold + Kumar Go To White Castle (Director: Danny Leiner)
126. Harvest Of Fear (Director: Brad Goodman)
127. Haven (Director: Frank E. Flowers)
128. He Who Lives (Director: Kent Herriman)
129. Head In The Clouds (Director: John Duigan)
130. Head-On (Director: Fatih Akin)
131. Hellbent (Director: Paul Etheredge)
132. Hellboy (Director: Guillermo del Toro)
133. Hellbreeder (Directors: James Eaves + Johannes Roberts)
134. Hide + Creep (Director: Chuck Hartsell + Chance Shirley)
135. Highwaymen (Director: Robert Harmon)
136. Hittin’ It! (Director: David Daniel)
137. Home of Phobia (Director: Ryan Shiraki)
138. House Of Voices (Director: Pascal Laugier)
139. I Accidentally Domed Your Son (Director: Ryan Combs)
140. I Heart Huckabees (Director: David O. Russell)
141. I Love Cinema (Director: Oussama Fawzi)
142. Imaginary Heroes (Director: Dan Harris)
143. Immortal (Director: Enki Bilal)
144. In Enemy Hands (Director: Tony Giglio)
145. In My Country (Director: John Boorman)
146. In My Father’s Den (Director: Brad McGann)
147. Infection (Director: Masayuki Ochiai)
148. Inheritance (Director: Kris Kristensen)
149. Innocence (Director: Lucile Hadzihalilovic)
150. Innocent Voices (Director: Luis Mandoki)
151. Insight Of Evil (Director: Nigel Hartwell)
152. Intern Academy (Whitecoats) (Director: Dave Thomas)
153. Intimate Strangers (Director: Patrice Leconte)
154. It’s All Gone Pete Tong (Director: Michael Dowse)
155. Jack O’Lantern (Director: Ron McLellen)
156. Jackhammer (Director: Joe Castro)
157. Jailbait (Director: Brett C. Leonard)
158. Jennifer’s Shadow (Directors: Daniel de la Vega + Pablo Parés)
159. Jiminy Glick in Lalawood (Director: Vadim Jean)
160. Joy Road (Director: Harry A. Davis)
161. Justice (Directors: Jeanne-Marie Almonor + John Shulman)
162. Keane (Director: Lodge Kerrigan)
163. Kibakichi: Bakko-yokaiden II (Director: Tomo'o Haraguchi + Daiji Hattori)
164. Kill Bill, Vol. II (Director: Quentin Tarantino)
165. Killer Weekend (Director: Fabien Pruvot)
166. King Of THe Corner (Director: Peter Riegert)
167. Kinsey (Director: Bill Condon)
168. Knots (Director: Greg Lombardo)
169. Koma (Director: Chi-Leung Law)
170. Kung Fu Hustle (Director: Stephen Chow)
171. L.A. D.J. (Director: Thomas Ian Nicholas)
172. Larceny (Director: Irving Schwartz)
173. Latin Dragon (Director: Scott Thomas)
174. Layer Cake (Director: Matthew Vaughn)
175. Lila Says (Director: Ziad Doueiri)
176. Looking For Kitty (Director: Edward Burns)
177. Lost (Director: Darren Lemke)
178. Love On The Side (Director: Vic Sarin)
179. Lovesick: Sick Love (Director: Wolfgang Büld)
180. Lucky (Director: Steve Cuden)
181. Madhouse (Director: William Butler)
182. Mail Order Wife (Directors: Huck Botko + Andrew Gurland)
183. Man On Fire (Director: Tony Scott)
184. Marebito (Director: Takashi Shimizu)
185. Maria Full Of Grace (Director: Joshua Marston)
186. Marie + Bruce (Director: Tom Cairns)
187. Matando Cabos (Director: Alejandro Lozano)
188. Mean Creek (Director: Jacob Estes)
189. Meet Market (Director: Charlie Loventhal)
190. Men Without Jobs (Director: Mad Matthewz)
191. Method (Director: Duncan Roy)
192. Mickeybo + Me (Director: Terry Loane)
193. Mind The Gap (Director: Eric Schaeffer)
194. Mindhunters (Director: Renny Harlin)
195. Modigliani (Director: Mick Davis)
196. Monsoon Wife (Director: Marlin Darrah)
197. Moscow Heat (Director: Jeff Celentano)
198. Murder-Set-Pieces (Director: Nick Palumbo)
199. Musafir (Director: Sanjay Gupta)
200. My Name Is Modesty: A Modesty Blaise Adventure (Director: Scott Spiegel)
201. My Summer Of Love (Director: Pawel Pawlikowski)
202. Near Death (Director: Joe Castro)
203. Never Die Alone (Director: Ernest R. Dickerson)
204. New Police Story (Director: Benny Chan)
205. Night Watch (Director: Timur Bekmambetov)
206. Nine Lives (Director: Dean Howell)
207. No Witness (Director: Michael Valverde)
208. Noise (Director: Tony Spiridakis)
209. Nora’s Hair Salon (Director: Jerry LaMothe)
210. November (Director: Greg Harrison)
211. Nursie (Director: Joe C. Maxwell)
212. Off The Lip (Director: Robert Mickelson)
213. On The Outs (Director: Lori Silverbush + Michael Skolnik)
214. One Last Ride (Director: Tony Vitale)
215. One Point O (Directors: Jeff Renfroe + Marteinn Thorsson)
216. Only Human (Directors: Dominic Harari + Teresa Pelegri)
217. Out Of Season (Director: Jevon O’Neill)
218. Outlaw Street Cars: Death Or Glory (Director: Drew Stone)
219. Overserved (Director: Joseph Gatto)
220. P.S. (Director: Dylan Kidd)
221. Paper Cut (Director: Archie Borders)
222. Parasite (Director: Andrew Prendergast)
223. Phil The Alien (Director: Rob Stefaniuk)
224. Playing Clandestine (Director: Shannon Christian)
225. Post Impact (Director: Christoph Schrewe)
226. Poster Boy (Director: Zak Tucker)
227. Premonition (Director: Norio Tsuruta)
228. Puerto Vallarta Squeeze (Director: Arthur Allan Seidelman)
229. Purgatory House (Director: Cindy Baer)
230. Pursued (Director: Kristoffer Tabori)
231. Quality Of Life (Director: Benjamin Morgan)
232. Quiet Kill (Director: Mark Jones)
233. R-Point (Director: Su-chang Kong)
234. Rage + Discipline (Director: Brian Clyde)
235. Raising Genius (Directors: Linda Voorhees + Bess Wiley)
236. Rancid (Director: Jack Ersgard)
237. Rapid Fear (Director: Geoff Cox)
238. Raspberry Heaven (Director: David Oas)
239. Red Dust (Director: Tom Hooper)
240. Redemption (Director: Jose H. Garofalo)
241. Renegade (Director: Jan Kounen)
242. Resident Evil: Apocalypse (Director: Alexander Witt)
243. Retrograde (Director: Christopher Kulikowski)
244. Return To Sender (Director: Bille August)
245. Riding The Bullet (Director: Mick Garris)
246. Ripper II: Letter From Within (Directors Jonas Quastel + Lloyd A. Simandl)
247. Romasanta: The Werewolf Hunt (Director: Paco Plaza)
248. Rory O’Shea Was Here (Director: Damien O’Donnell)
249. Rottweiler (Director: Brian Yuzna)
250. Running (Director: Steven A. Milling)
251. S.C.I.E.N.C.E. (Director: Jordan Noce)
252. Samaritan Girl (Director: Ki-duk Kim)
253. Sandtown (Director: Roberto Monticello)
254. Satan’s Little Helper (Director: Jeff Lieberman)
255. Savage Island (Director: Jeffery Scott Lando)
256. Saving Face (Director: Alice Wu)
257. Saw (Director: James Wan)
258. School For Seduction (Director: Sue Heel)
259. Second Best (Director: Eric Weber)
260. See This Movie (Director: David M. Rosenthal)
261. Seed Of Chucky (Director: Don Mancini)
262. Seeing Other People (Director: Wallace Wolodarsky)
263. Sepemb8er Tapes (Director: Christian Johnston)
264. Serial Killing 4 Dummys (Director: Trace Slobotkin)
265. Sensual Life (Director: Ken Kwapis)
266. Shadows Of The Dead (Director: Carl Lindbergh)
267. Shallow Ground (Director: Sheldon Wilson)
268. Shaun Of The Dead (Director: Edgar Wright)
269. She Hate me (Director: Spike Lee)
270. Shelf Life (Director: Mark Tuit)
271. Show Me (Director: Cassandra Nicolaou)
272. Siblings (Director: David Weaver)
273. SideFX (Director: Patrick Johnson)
274. Sideways (Director: Alexander Payne)
275. Silver City (Director: John Sayles)
276. Simple Revenge (Director: Brian Averill)
277. Skarecrow (Director: Ben Dixon)
278. Skinned Deep (Director: Gabriel Bartalos)
279. Soul Plane (Director: Jessy Terrero)
280. Spartan (Director: David Mamet)
281. Spider Forest (Director: Il-gon Song)
282. Spirits (Director: Victor Vu)
283. Stage Beauty (Director: Richard Eyre)
284. Starkweather (Director: Byron Werner)
285. Stateside (Director: Reverge Anselmo)
286. Stealing Summer (Director: Adam Zuehlke)
287. Stella Street (Director: Peter Richardson)
288. Straight Into Darkness (Director: Jeff Burr)
289. Strange Bedfellows (Director: Dean Murphy)
290. Street Tales Of Terror (Directors: J.D. Hawkins + Corey Shields)
291. Suburban Secrets (Director: Joseph W. Sarno)
292. Sugar (Director: John Palmer)
293. Summer Storm (Director: Marco Kreuzpaintner)
294. Survival Of The Illest (Director: Greg Carter)
295. Suspect Zero (Director: E. Elias Merhige)
296. Tae Guk Gi: The Brotherhood of War (Director: Je-kyu Kang)
297. Taking Lives (Director: D.J. Caruso)
298. Target (Director: William Webb)
299. Team America: World Police (Director: Trey Parker)
300. Tempesta (Director: Tim Disney)
301. Temple Of Fear (Director: Jennifer Abbott)
302. The 24th Day (Director: Tony Piccirillo)
303. The Assassination Of Richard Nixon (Director: Niels Mueller)
304. The Beautiful Country (Director: Hans Petter Moland)
305. The Best Thief In The World (Director: Jacob Kornbluth)
306. The Black Shoe Drifter (Director: R. Clifford Olson)
307. The Bloodletting (Director: Shaun Paul Piccinino)
308. The Breakup Artist (Director: Vincent Rubino)
309. The Butterfly Effect (Director: Eric Bress + J. Mackye Gruber)
310. The Calcium Kid (Director: Alex de Rakoff)
311. The Clearing (Director: Pieter Jan Brugge)
312. The Curse Of The Komodo (Director: Jim Wynorski)
313. The Defender (Director: Dolph Lundgren)
314. The Deviants (Director: Reid Waterer)
315. The Door In The Floor (Director: Tod Williams)
316. The Eavesdropper (Director: Andrew Bakalar)
317. The Edukators (Director: Hans Weingartner)
318. The Eliminator (Director: Ken Barbet)
319. The Eye II (Director: Danny Pang + Oxide Chun Pang)
320. The Football Factory (Director: Nick Love)
321. The Girl Next Door (Director: Luke Greenfield)
322. The Grey (Director: Shane Dax Taylor)
323. The Gunman (Director: Daniel Millican)
324. The Halfway House (Director: Kenneth J. Hall)
325. The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things (Director: Asia Argento)
326. The Hidden Blade (Director: Yôji Yamada)
327. The Hillside Strangler (Director: Chuck Parello)
328. The Holy Girl (Director: Lucrecia Martel)
329. The I Inside (Director: Roland Suso Richter)
330. The Keeper (Director: Paul Lynch)
331. The Ladykillers (Director: Joel Coen)
332. The Last Letter (Director: Russell Gannon)
333. The Last Run (Director: Jonathan Segal)
334. The Last Shot (Director: Jeff Nathanson)
335. The Libertine (Director: Laurence Dunmore)
336. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Director: Wes Anderson)
337. The Life: What’s Your Pleasure? (Yo Puta) (Director: María “Luna” Lidón)
338. The Long Weekend (Director: D.W. Gordon)
339. The Machinist (Director: Brad Anderson)
340. The Mailman (Director: Tony Mark)
341. The Manchurian Candidate (Director: Jonathan Demme)
342. The Merchant Of Venice (Director: Michael Radford)
343. The Motorcycle Diaries (Director: Walter Salles)
344. The Passion Of The Christ (Director: Mel Gibson)
345. The Punisher (Director: Jonathan Hensleigh)
346. The Purifiers (Director: Richard Jobson)
347. The Right Way (Director: Mark Penney)
348. The Rockville Slayer (Director: Marc Selz)
349. The Scare Hole (Director: J.S. Cardone)
350. The Ski Trip (Director: Maurice Jamal)
351. The Uninvited Guest (Director: Guillem Morales)
352. The Woodsman (Director: Nicole Kassell)
353. Three-Way (3-Way) (Director: Scott Ziehl)
354. Three...Extremes (Directors: Fruit Chan, Takashi Miike + Chan-wook Park)
355. Tony ‘n’ Tina’s Wedding (Director: Roger Paradiso)
356. Toolbox Murders (Director: Tobe Hooper)
357. Touch Of Pink (Director: Ian Iqbal Rashid)
358. Trauma (Director: Marc Evans)
359. Triad Underworld (Director: Ching-Po Wong)
360. Tropix (Directors: Percy Angress + Livia Linden)
361. Troy (Director: Wolfgang Petersen)
362. True Vinyl (Directors: Scott Falconer + Scott Hatley)
363. Twisted (Director: Philip Kaufman)
364. Unconscious (Joaquín Oristrell)
365. Undertow (Director: David Gordon Green)
366. Unstoppable (Director: David Carson)
367. Up Against The 8-Ball (Director: Troy Curvey, Jr. + Miguel A. Núñez Jr.)
368. Up + Down (Director: Jan Hrebejk)
369. Up In Harlem (Director: Paul E. Eliacin)
370. Vampires: The Turning (Director: Marty Weiss)
371. Vendetta: No Conscience, No Mercy (Director: Daniel McCarthy)
372. Vera Drake (Director: Mike Leight)
373. Vital (Director: Shin’ya Tsukamoto)
374. Wake Of Death (Director: Philippe Martinez)
375. Walk On Water (Director: Eytan Fox)
376. Water (Director: Jennifer Houlton)
377. We Don’t Live Here Anymore (Director: John Curran)
378. Werewolf Warrior (Director: Tomo’o Haraguchi)
379. When Will I Be Loved? (Director: James Toback)
380. White Skin (La peau blanche) (Director: Daniel Roby)
381. Wild Roomies (Director: Oliver Robins)
382. Wilderness Survival For Girls (Director: Eli B. Despres + Kim Roberts)
383. Winter Solstice (Director: Josh Sternfeld)
384. Wolf (Director: Miguel Courtois)
385. Woman, Thou Art Loosed (Director: Michael Schultz)
386. Yes (Director: Sally Potter)
387. Yesterday (Director: Darrell Roodt)
388. Zombie Nation (Director: Ulli Lommel)

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1. A Dirty Shame (Director: John Waters)
2. Bad Education (Director: Pedro Almodóvar)
3. Ma mère (Director: Christophe Honoré)

From first look of the "new supposed unofficial Wiki" (or so goes the consensus),
"Pill - Beats By Dre" ad (not even an .onion link, it leads directly to JPG on postimg.org) is spammed in the Video - Movies / TV, along with other shitty spam image links.
A link that shall go unnamed is the very first link in the Forums / Boards / Chans section, it's an obvious fed honeypot for jailbait/nn child "models" and it's not even an .onion link.
Sites that have been down for ages are linked, some are tagged as "down" but have still not been removed.
TorShops, the biggest .onion scammer on the entire network, is clearly linked in the Hosting / Web / File / Image section.
Most of the links in the commercial section are scams, many are affiliated with TorShops.
And while registrations are open, editing privs are closed. Open editing privs usually result in vandalism anyways, so it comes down to the admins/janitors to clean up links and filter out the bad from the good.
I help run AYW with a couple other people, the URL is the first link in the sidebar. We need other Wikis; wikis that are innovative in some way with organization and owned by capable and dedicated onion denizens. As such a .05 BTC bounty is being presented by me for anyone who creates a new wiki that isn't total shit. Bounty will be rewarded after 1 month of continuous uptime.

Hey guys. First time post here. Sorry if this is a story you've heard a thousand times already, but I could really use some encouragement right now.
Been fapping for almost 30 years. Last girlfriend/sex/intimacy I had was about 16 years ago, right about the time I discovered internet porn. Relationships don't come easy for me, and having a steady stream of porn has made it easy to ignore the issue. As sad as that is, foreveralone would be bearable...if that's all there was to it.
But as you know, there so much is more to it. Porn has changed me. Over the years, I've discovered that in that moment of need/desire/excitement, I can ignore almost any sort of common sense. I've watched myself become someone I hate, someone I don't even recognize. I'm convinced that if people knew what I did, wouldn't have any friends or family left.
Early on, I discovered a "Barely Legal" magazine a roommate left out. If my first teenage fapping to Penthouse was like doing drugs, the younger stuff was like crack. It was intense. I couldn't resist. Once I discovered the internet had sites like MET and other "teen" sites, I was lost. There were times I'd occasionally run across clearly illegal stuff, but it was rare. But the feeling was so intense, I wouldn't care.
Nowadays, the illegal stuff is easier to find. I discovered sites like Motherless and the various Chans that have borderline illegal stuff. From there, it's an easy line to cross and I'm searching for "jailbait" and pthc. I also find myself looking at guys, animals, whatever. I watch people and animals who are being abused, who can't defend themselves, and I get off on it. I barely recognize myself.
I find myself being more reclusive. I'm guilty. I'm ashamed. I look at girls rather than talk to them. I see young girls, and I am immediately ashamed by what I think. It closes me off from the world.
I used to babysit when I was younger. I was good at it because I could easily connect with kids in my care. I was one of those guys that "kids and animals" immediately took to. Nowadays, I'm just another "creepy old guy".
I'm scared of getting caught with this stuff. I don't keep any on my comp, but I'm sure the tracks are everywhere. I have no illusions about anonymity on the internet.
But I'm more worried about what it's doing to my soul. I'm not religious. I've gone that route, but it didn't work. I've tried filters and accountability emails. They're pretty much useless. I know that the change I need to make is in myself. No one can do it but me.
I need to look for healthier expressions of basic human intimacy and affection. I'm 42 and single. I'm not giving up the hope that I can someday have a normal relationship and maybe a family. I could really use some help and encouragement to make this life change.
Just to be clear, I've never done anything inappropriate in real life, I've never come even close to abusing anyone, or acting out. That's why I'm here. I have more and more intrusive thoughts. My private and public selves are getting farther and farther apart. It's tearing my soul apart.
I need to do something soon. I need to live without the secrets. I need to be whole again.
Thanks.

This is old news, but Google 'reddit' and you get links for Jailbait, Nsfw, Gonewild as the first results.
When I created an account a little over a year ago I was trying to find a new geeky home. SomethingAwful's forums lost their appeal to me, Digg seemed overrun by 14 year old spouting nothing but memes, and the chans all seem like a great place to not associate yourself with.
The subreddits I like to visit often are filled with great people, informative opinions and lots of help.
There is always a downside to any community, though, and Reddit's is its' "adult" subs. Let me be clear: I do not begrudge the existence of the NSFW subs. I'm an adult and do not have a prudish view towards sex. However, when I tell non-redditors about this wonderful site and the great community, and they google "reddit", they will immediately be shown the link to /jailbait, /nsfw and /gonewild. I can no longer feel comfortable letting people know about this site.
And then there's posts like this:
http://www.reddit.com/WTF/comments/l6neu/dozens_of_reddit_posters_hound_the_op_for_nude/
Reddit admins: You need to take control of this situation. You need to figure out some way to get those links off of Google's results. Force reddits that are marked as nsfw to not be crawled by Google. You need to bring the hammer down on subreddits that skirt the law (jailbait I'm looking at YOU).
It's gotten to the point where I'm spending less and less time on reddit, and more time on higher quality sites like HN [1]. Eventually I'll find someplace that is less brazen about its' darker side, a place where uninformed people may mistakenly label me as a pedophile [2]. I know that I am not the only one that feels this way, and I would hate to see such a vibrant, healthy community get dragged down and gain notoriety in the general public's mind as a safe haven for sexual predators.
Reddit, get your shit together.
[1] I know HN is different than Reddit, but until I can find a 1:1 replacement for reddit then smaller sites like it will have to do.
[2] Yes I know it's not technically pedophilia, asshole. In fact it's more like hebephilia, even though you like to call yourselves ephebophiliacs. The argument always go, "Oh, but pedophilia is prepubescent! This isn't that!". Fuck off, some of these girls are clearly under 14, even if they have hit some stage of puberty already.

In 2008 I handed myself to the police for the possession of indecent images or pseudo-images of children. In 2009, after months of bail followed by re-bail, I was eventually charged with 6 counts of possession of indecent images or pseudo-images of children and one count of making indecent images or pseudo-images of children. SEE EDIT 3 FOR CORRECTION AND LINK TO MY CHARGE SHEET I plead guilty and was sentenced to a 3 year C.P.O* with a requirement to register as a sex offender for 5 years.
You can AMAA, but I will not answer anyone attempting to break my anonymity.
C.P.O = Community Punishment Order
I am likely to receive a lot of hate over this, to which I shall not rise. People are entitled to their opinions. Just keep this in mind before you post.. YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
EDIT 1 - CLEARUPS: I said I am in the UK so people can have some idea of the law that I faced. I went to the police as it was the only way I could get help. If I went anywhere else the police would end up being called anyway. I downloaded a 300MB RS link of about 800 selfshot Jailbait I found on a, now defunct, chan (not 12, if you're wondering).
EDIT 2 - CLARIFICATION OF CHARGES: In the UK, images are judged on the COPINE scale (google it). Being charged of six counts means that there was at least one image in every level of the scale in my possession. The act of downloading an image is classed as "Making" a copy of said image. Hence the charge. I received the minimum conviction because I plead guilty at the earliest opportunity. And the vast majority of the images were classed as level 1 on the COPINE scale. I have no restrictions in place with regard to use of the Internet, cell phones or cameras. I am not considered to be a threat to the community.
EDIT 3 - RE-CLARIFICATION OF CHARGES: After finding my charge sheet, it seems I made a slight error with initial post. I was 1 count of possession and 5 of counts of making. This is because during the investigation, the overall possession of illegal images, regardless of level is counted as one offence. The "making" charges are produced by taking one image of each level that is present and making a charge. *FOR ALL YOU WHO THINK I AM TROLLING, HERE IS MY CHARGE SHEET http://imgur.com/cKCAv.jpg *
Edit: formatting