Bhosdi mein lund

So gaadi seekhli hai and mkc Nta ki. Mera lawda kare abb padhai. Pehle to gaadi se kahi ghoomke aaunga firr Gym jaunga aur raat ko alecc daddy ko sex sux karte hue range haathon pakdunga. Kis ke saath? "Nta ke director general ke saath" 250 mai mili hai alecc daddy ko randi.
Mkc bade khatarnak ideas aae hai buisness related and abb execution ka time aa gya hai college ke saath saath lakh rupaye har mahine nahi kamaye to alecc sirr ko gaand de dunga.
Buisness ka bhaut pehle se soch rkha hai kyunki pehle hi pta thaa ki accha college nahi milega aur 10-20 lakh ki naukri to badi durr ki baat hai to mera lund kare abb rat race mai participate. Roz kamaunga roz billi maarunga fuck this shit.
Har generation mai kisi na kisi bande ko to duniya se gand marwani padti hai aurr aage ki generation maje kaat ti hai and mujhw lagta hai meri family mai mein hi hu vo.
"Ek Bhaut Sundar Quote Hai"
Everybody wants to be someone's Sun, To brighten up their day. But why not be someone's Moon, To lighten up their darkest hour?
Byee and Sorry for Chutiya sa Rant

Ich habe kürzlich berufsbegleitend mein Bachelor Studium in Betriebswirtschaft mit Schwerpunkt Controlling abgeschlossen und würde gerne im Bereich Controlling arbeiten. Nach über 30 Bewerbungen ist meine Erfahrung auf dem Arbeitsmarkt leider etwas ernüchternd. Ich habe 10+ Jahre Berufserfahrung im Vertrieb und bekomme immer wieder Rückmeldung, dass ich ein grundsätzlich interessanter Kandidat bin. Schlussendlich scheinen jedoch andere Bewerber vorgezogen zu werden, die bereits Berufserfahrung in dem Bereich Controlling haben.
Ein Großer Faktor ist hierbei die Nutzung von Excel lund PowerBI. Macht eine zusätzliche Weiterbildung Sinn und gibt es überhaupt sinnvolle Angebote in dem Bereich oder sollte ich mich einfach weiter bewerben?

Well Mere 12th mein 65.8 percentile aaye the, General candidate tha, toh mujhe pta tha ki mujhe Lund kuch nhi milne wala, Isliye Maine drop Liya, aur Prayas 2.0 batch join kr Liya, 12th ki toh thodi meri preparation thi hi Lakshay batch se, socha 11th krke 150 se upar laa Kar aram se 98%Ile se 99%Ile lakar acha NIT aur advance mein 40% marks lakar ek 2nd tier IIT mein decent branch nikal lunga. Toh Maine start Kiya, aur surprisingly sab acha chal rha tha, bas September tak, Uske baad Mera GOC aur coordinate geometry mein jo burnout hua, Muskil se din k 4 ghante padhpata tha mai, aur aisa Pura September aur October chala, is wajah se IOC nhi kr paya, Fir November mein mujhe hosh aaya, Aur Maine 12th k revision aur 5 sal k PYQ lgane Shura krdiye, Joki bhut sahi gya, physics ka 80% syllabus Chemistry ka 60% aur Maths ka 80% syllabus hgya tha, Phir Maine jee ka first attempt diya "27 January s2" ko, Aur ma Kasam NTA walo ne itna Lund centre diya, Jaha Mera seat tha usi k samne bada se exhaust tha, Aur Mere exam start krte hi usko on krdiye, Itni irritating awaz thi uski, ki Mera dhyan hi nhi lg pa rha tha thik se, sirf 35 question attempt krke aa paya, Uske baad answer key aaya usme Mere 93 marks bne the, Jiske bhi Coaching k site pe Marks vs percentile dekha toh bol rhe the 93 pe aram se 91 %Ile se 94%Ile bn jaenge, Mujhe unta bura bhi nhi laga, socha agla attempt mein mehnat krke nikalenge, Result aaya aur Mere aaye 81 percentile, meri gand phatke 64 hgyi thi, Ki ye kya hgya, Kahi Maine toh marks galat nhi gine, phir yt pe Jake Marks vs percentile dekha, toh lahi 140 pe 90 percentile, toh kahi 70 pe 90 percentile, meri toh puri umeed hi khatam hgyi thi, Mera literally padhne ka Mann hi nhi krta tah, Fir Maine EM waves aur Gravitation ki jaise taise uske badd din mein sirf 4 ghante hi padh Pata tha, PYQ lgata tha usme, Aur Maine jee mains k baad k 30 31 aur 1 k paper ko Allen k website se nikalwakar unko as a mock test Dena Shura Kiya, Usme Mere 110 se 120 aram se bn Jate the, Fir wahi marks se mein Marks vs percentile dekhta tha toh 94-95 percentile dekh Kar rona aata tha, Ki Bhagawan ne Mere sath hi aisa kyu Kia? Fir Maine second attempt diya, 6 s2 ko aur Maine total 40 question attempt Kiya the, Jaise hi Yt pe aaya toh log Halla Macha rhe the second hardest shift, Third hardest shift, Mai khush hgya, ki ye sochke ki agar shift second hardest hai toh cut off bhi uske aas paas jayega, Fir jb answer key dekhi toh 130 aa rhe the, Mai chutiyo ki Tarah Fir khush hgya, ki 94%Ile k upar aram se aayenge, NIT confirmed. Ab Mere hath result aaya 300000 unique candidates ka increment, Meri aayi 92.6 %Ile aur rank 110216, itni mehnat ka kya faida jab Advance ka cutoff tak Clear nhi kr paya. IF "🤡 MOMENT" HAD A FACE
Tips to my juniors- Kabhi ye math sochna itne lane par itne bn jayenge, Aur Fir usi ki taiyari karna, Tumse jitna ho usse zada krne ka try kro. Kabhi bhi kisi yt wale bhaiya k Marks vs Percentile par believe mat krna (Especially Sankalp Jauhri). Burnout ho toh apne study hours thode Kam kr Dena, Jitna ho ske utna krna, Nhi toh zada krne k chakar mein Kuch nhi aayega.

Behanchod 11th mein gym jana band kiya tha taki pura saal focus khali padhai mein karu ab saala saand jaisa ho gaya hu January mein behan chod 27s1 mila usme 86% aaye is baar bhi behanchod 6s1 isme 92% aaye ek percent se cutoff reh gaya behanchod par advance deke bhi kya hi kar leta mein aaj mera janam din bhi par kuch karne ka mann nahi kar raha papa ne subah se wish tak nahi kiya itna bura lag raha hai mujhe ya khud par hi gussa aa raha manipal mein bhi 100 marks aaye lund kuch milega utne mein vit mein saale rank manipulate karte hai ab bits bacha hai par saala sab 150+ wale bits de rahe kyuki utne mein acchi rank nahi aayi fuck yaar kya hoga ab

bhai genuinely kya lund percentile aayi hain. It's a wake up call aur ab toh do or die wali situation hain, janta hu ki mere jaise chaman chutiye ki bitsat mein rank aane ke chance bhi negligible hain cause sab bolte hain ki 95ile and above walo ke hi bits mein dhangki rank aati hain but ye sochke beth gaya toh mera kuch na hona life mein isliye ab ek mahina pura de dunga baki bhagwaan ki marzi.
Please agar kisi ke ache aaye hain ya fir koi bits ke bhaiya didi ye post dekh re hain toh give me some suggestions and yeah thats all

8th mein aaya tha coding ka shauk. Kyunki future is technology. Thoda websites mein python seekhne ki koshish ki (yt nahi tha mere paas). Kuchh khaas seekha nahi, utna junoon bhi nahi tha seekhne ka. Socha koi na, mains clear, adv clear, IIT-B CSE -> Harvard -> Google. 10th ke baad socha tha IIIT-H jaunga, CSE se placement hoga kahi, andha paisa. Mera 11th 12th mein bifocal subject CS hi tha (maha hsc). Lund subject bhai. Object variable pointer function inke 34 prakaar, phir 200 symbols, functions andar lo bahar lo bulao g maro, 3-4 languages hai sabki alag masti, isme bhi code jaldi banana hai chhota banana hai dimaag lagana hai... hatt bc. Mujhe nahi karna ye.
Lekin jaise jee gaya hai (27s1 89%ile, 6s1 118) cse toh vaise bhi nahi milne wala. Socha ece kar lunga. Mujhe uska bhi khaas pata nahi, par cse se zyada bearable hai (ye bhi tha 11th 12th mein hume). Mujhe interest hai research, art, chemistry, linguistics etc. Lekin inka scope hi nahi hai yaha. Dost bola graphic designer ban ja... vo kamate kaha hai.
main kya karu ab? mhtcet ka prep toh chal hi raha hai.

Mujhe pata hai ki JEE ka koi accha college nahi milega but still konse pe mechanical mil sakta. Aur JEE ke marks se maharashtra ke koi college mein milega kuch ya itne marks pe lunde fekenge sab colleges mere pe🤡🤡

10 baje se sone ki koshish karrha hun bc 2 din pehle shift hua kota mein ye bhen ke lund chutiye patani kya panchayat kar rhe hai 10 baje se bc 2 bajne ko aya abhi tak khatm nahi hua Inka bc ek baar bol ke bhi aya ki bhaiya shant rho sona hai tabbhi nahi man rhe in ma ke lodo ne Puri strategy ek hi din mein banani hai . Fun fact bc 24 tards aur 26 tards saath mein baithe 😃 hai aur advice derhe ek dusre ko 😃😃😃😃😃
Bc agar ye group mein nahi hote toh pakka Gand mein chaku dal deta 😭.

Aaj mera viva (oral) tha, toh mein school Gaya mere 2 dosto ke saath udhar hum log sath mein bathe hue ek dusre ka lund dekh rahe the ki hamne ek ladki peeche aapne phone mein kuch dekh Rahi thi Mere dost ne perfume lagaya aur bola usko impress karne Jaa Raha huin, woh uske paas jaake usse baat karne laga, wapis aane ke baad bola ki woh ek "rizzlord" hai, hamare teacher ne hamara oral liya aur hum log Ghar jaane lage, mere dost ne jaate jaate ladki ko kuch bola aur flirt karne laga.
Fir hum log Ghar jaane lage, tabhi meri gf ka call aaya ek date ke liye toh mein uske paas chala gaya, ussne bola ki "Bhai Tera dost bkl hai kya?" Mene bola ki haan bhai thoda sa chutiypa Kara usne Aaj koi nahi sorry help nahi kar paya kyunki muche laga usko sad lagta agar usko pata chalata ki tu meri gf hai, chalo koi nahi hum log aapna date continue karte hai, hum log fir cafe gaaye aur waha par meri gf mein ek subreddit par post Kiya.
Abhi mein aur woh saath mein Ghar Jaa rahe hai 💖💖

bhai log yrr ek baat baatao , yeh sala exam kon last 5-7 din baache hain aur ekdum BC mein pura porn addict bann chuka hu , raat kon soone jata hu toh neend nhi lagti , aur procastinate karta rehta hu , fir potty ke bahane phone leekar WC mein jata aur tabb porn nhi dekhta bs potty karte karte gaano pr vibe karke , ek ghanta barbad karta , fir ata toh dekhta ki 12:30 hogaye , fir soochta ab sookar kya faayeda , padh leta hu , fir padhne bethta , toh youtube pr kissi cute girl ka reaction channel mil jata , waha bc 2 bajj jaate raat ke , fir 2:30 baje coffee leekar ata ki ab padhunga toh sala fir stratergy dekhne lagta youtube pr , fir bc 4 bajj jaate toh lagta kii ab kya hii hoga bc , hilane lagg jata , 2 baar hilata , ek ghante mein , 10 min ke gap mein , fir gaano pr vibe karta aur soojata , fir 12:30 baje uthta ,aur khana khata fir gaane sunkar vibe karta , alag - alag chehre banata mirror mein dekhkar , fir khana khata , fir soota , fir uthta , khane keliye kuch banata , chai banata , fir vibe karta , porn dekhta , youtube pr random videos dekhta , fir 8:30 papa aate toh unke saamne , koi solving session , yah padhai ki video khol leta ,for 9:30 baje takk chalti bss , fir khata , fir sabke saath 11:30 takk tv dekhta , fir sab soojate fir mein vibe karta , fir wahi 12:30 baje wala chochla , sala lund padhai nhi hoorahi yrr , aag kal kuch batado kaise kaaru , aur sala bs mughe kuch aisa recommend kardo ki mein apne GOD mode mein jakar , mehnat karluu , pleaseee!!

Hi readers, main Sunil apni kahani ka agla part leke aap sab ke saamne hazir hu. Aasha karta hu ki aap sab ko pichla part pasand aaya hoga. Agar aapne pichla part nahi padha hai, to pehle usko zaroor padh le.
Pichle part mein aap sab ne padha tha, ki mujhe apne ghar ke paas waale mandir ke pandit ki biwi bahut pasand thi. Wo hamare ghar ke saamne hi rehte the. Uski patni ka naam Anu tha, jisko imagine kar-kar ke main subha-shaam muth maarta tha.
Fir ek din maine usko bol diya ki main usse pyar karta tha, aur usne mujhe jawab mein thappad maar diya. Uske baad meri himmat hi nahi padi dobara poochne ki. Fir ek din achanak pandit ji chal base, aur meri Anu se baat ban gayi. Ab wo chudai ke liye ready thi. Chaliye ab aage badhte hai.
Anu mujhse milne ke liye aur sex karne ke liye tadap rahi thi. Mera bhi kuch aisa hi haal tha. Main ab agle din ki wait kar raha tha jab main usse milne wala tha.
Fir agle din main ghar se bike par college ke liye nikla. Main college nahi gaya, aur seedhe apne friend ke paas gaya. Maine uski shop par bike park ki, aur usko bola ki mujhe wapas chhodh kar aaye. Fir wo mujhe activa par bitha kar wapas chhodhne aaya.
Maine apna muh dhak liya tha, taaki kisi ko pata na chal jaye. Fir main pandit ke ghar ke saamne utra, aur jaldi se darwaza khol kar andar chala gaya. Maine Anu ko pehle se bol rakha tha ki wo darwaza khula rakhe.
Jab main andar gaya, to Anu meri wait kar rahi thi. Usne white colour ki kurti, aur maroon leggings pehni hui thi. Uska bhara hua badan un kapdon mein bahut sexy lag raha tha. Wo kisi cake ki tarah lag rahi thi jisko main aaj khaane wala tha.
Mujhe dekh kar wo smile karte hue mere paas aayi. Fir hum dono gale mile, aur jaise hi main usse gale mila, uske mote boobs meri chhati mein dabb gaye. Maza hi aa gaya doston usko gale se laga kar. Mujhe josh chadh gaya, aur main uski gardan par kiss karne laga. Tabhi usne mujhe roka aur boli-
Anu: Yaha nahi, upar chalte hai.
Fir usne baahar ke darwaze ki kundi lagayi, aur mere aage-aage upar jaane lagi. Main uske peeche tha, aur seediyan chadhte hue uski matakti gaand dekh kar uttejit ho raha tha. Upar jaate hi maine usko baahon mein bhar liya, aur apne honth uske hontho se mila diye.
Ab hum paaglon ki tarah ek-doosre ke honth choosne lage. Kya swaad tha uske hontho ka, ek-dum zabardast. Main honth chooste hue uske chootad dababe laga jisse wo aur uttejit hone lagi. Kya soft chootad the uske, dabane mein bahut maza aa raha tha. Uske badan ki khushu meri vaasna ko aur badha rahi thi.
Takreeban 10 minute tak hum dono ek-doosre ke honth chooste rahe. Jab hum alag hue, to hum dono ki saanse chadhi hui thi, aur uske hontho ki lipstick main khaa chuka tha. Fir maine usko deewar ke sath lagaya, aur uski kurti utaar di. Andar se uske bra mein kasse hue gore-gore boobs baahar aa gaye.
Main uski gardan choomne laga, aur clevage mein muh daal kar usko chaatne-choomne laga. Badi garmi thi uski cleavage mein, aur mujhe bada maza aa raha tha. Maine choomte hue usko ghuma diya, aur uski peeth choomne laga. Fir maine uski bra ke hook khol kar usko utaar diya.
Ab main uski nangi peeth choomte hue neeche gaya, aur uski leggings neeche kheench kar utaar di. Uske badan par ab sirf panty bachi thi neele rang ki. Panty mein uski gaand kya kamaal lag rahi thi. Fir maine panty ke upar se uski gaand par kiss kiya, aur panty utaar di.
Ab wo nangi doosri taraf muh karke khadi thi. Fir maine uske chootadon par kiss kiye, aur usko ghuma liya. Wo sharma kar mujhse apni chut chhupane lagi. Lekin maine uske hath hataye chut mein aur apna muh daal liya. Main uski chut ko chaatne laga, aur wo pagal hone lagi. Chut bahut paani chhodh rahi thi.
Fir maine usko bed par litaya, aur apne saare kapde utaar diye. Mera tagda lund dekh kar wo khush ho gayi. Main uske upar aaya, aur taange khol kar lund ko chut par ragadne laga. Wo ahh ahh ki siskiyan bhar rahi thi, aur gaand utha kar lund andar lene ki koshish kar rahi thi.
Tabhi maine zor ka dhakka maar kar poora lund uski garam chut mein utaar diya. Wo ahh ahh karke tadapne lagi. Lekin maine uske upar bhaar daal kar usko hilne nahi diya. Fir main dheere-dheere lund andar-baahar karke usko chodne laga.
Kuch der tak usko dard hua, lekin kuch hi minto mein uska dard chala gaya, aur usko maza aane laga. Ab wo meri taraf dekh kar smile kar rahi thi. Maine apne honth uske hontho se lagaye, aur tezi se dhakke deke uski chut chodni shuru kar di. Chut ke paani se chap-chap ki aur jaanghon se jaanghen takrane se phat-phat ki awaaz aa rahi thi. Jannat ka maza agar kahi mil sakta tha, to wo mujhe mil raha tha.
Fir hamne position change ki. Wo mere upar aayi, aur lund chut mein leke uchalne lage. Maine uske uchalte hue boobs pakde, aur neeche se bhi dhakke dene laga. Uske chehre par mujhe charam sukh nazar aa raha tha. Kuch der uchalne ke baad wo mere lund se utri, aur fir ghutno par aa kar apne aap hi ghodi ban gayi. Maine socha pandit ki biwi poori shaukeen thi.
Fir maine peeche se uski chut mein lund dala, aur ghapa-ghap usko chodne laga. Thap-thap ki awaazo ke sath main usko full speed mein chod raha tha. Wo ahh ahh karke mere lund ka maza le rahi thi. 10 minute aur chodne ke baad maine apna maal uski gaand par nikaal diya.
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So hey jeetards, I'm talking to those who wanked off the entire 2 years. You have the pdfs of every book imaginable, every course ke lectures, you are in every telegram group for the lectures but in the end lund kuch padha hai and you in your mind know ki youve fucked up bad.
I was the same. Cse in renowned private insti(t-2 types) Not VIT.(scored 5x.xx ile in mains)
Abb you have nothing to lose. Abb last ke 10 dino mein kitna hi revise karloge jab lund kuch nahi padha.
Now abb jee mains is like an easy paper to like understand. Paper pattern is kinda similar hi. Same pattern of ques aate hai. There is a chance that you can “Hack” the paper pattern.
For now fucking forget adv. Your focus is just a decent marks/percentile in mains.
Now Again I'm saying this is for those who have nothing to lose. You have to understand the paper. What's better than going through pyqs and mocks? Bro sunn tu bass paper de. More like mocks pel kar de. Don't sit for complete 3 hrs. Max tera paper 1-1.5 hrs mein khatam ho jayega. Now abb the most important step. YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MARKS. Gand marane jae marks. You only care about the ques you didnt do/you did wrong. Every ques is based on a concept/micro-concept.Uss micro-concept ko itna samajh lo ki bass wo ques hojae
Aage. Every paper has 90 ques. Ie 90 new concepts learned every paper. Now sunn. BKL TUNE 2 SAAL GAND MARAI HAI. ABB 10 DIN ACHE SE GAND GHISS MC. tu din ke jitne paper de sakta hai de. I rem i used to pull 16 hrs days. Give 5-6 at least everyday. The more the better. Now you'll realize ki bc ye to concepts/ ques repeat hore hai. And wo jo feeling aati hai na. Orgasmic bhai orgasm aa jayega paper dete hue tumhe when you realize tumne 40+ ques solve kare hai. You'll get addicted to giving mocks.
Mocks ese dena jinme ques ke ans ko dhang se explain kara hoa ho. Ache solutions diye ho.
You're gonna get a decent percentile and rank. Inti hojaegi ki logo ko batane mein sharam nahi aaegi.
Tldr: use mocks to learn concepts.
Then again do this on your own risk.

madarchod sala bhn ka lauda expect kar raha hai ki smajh aye lund smajh aa raha hai bhosdikae
aur youtube mein koe maa ka lala kyu nahi banaya hai bhnchod sahi video madarchod bc bhag bhn ki chut optical experiment fuck you

Average student , never got less than 85 to 90% but bc is preboards i got 76% sab mein 60s except hindi 50s 🙂 (lund subject) . Pata nahi ab kese improve kru .

Ich bin in der glücklichen Lage, dass ich eine ziemlich große Auswahl habe, wo ich nach meinem Abitur Physik studieren möchte. Man hat mir gesagt, dass ich eine Chance habe, in Oxford oder Cambridge im Vereinigten Königreich oder an einer der Ivy Leagues / MIT usw. in den USA angenommen zu werden, obwohl ich etwas skeptisch bin, was meine Chancen angeht. Ich könnte natürlich auch in Deutschland bleiben, ich habe überlegt, an der LMU oder in Heidelberg zu studieren. Ich überlege auch, in Schweden an der Universität Lund zu studieren da mir die Art und Weise, wie die schwedischen Kurse ablaufen, gefällt.
Was sind die Hauptunterschiede zwischen dem deutschen, englischen, amerikanischen (und vielleicht schwedischen) System?
Ist es ein Nachteil, in Europa studiert zu haben, wenn es um die Zulassung zu einem Master-/Promotionsprogramm im Vereinigten Königreich oder in den USA geht?