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2024.05.21 17:11 miawiisjs Is my 20M boyfriend worth dumping? 22F
Is my 20m boyfriend of 3 months controlling? I’m 22f
Hello everyone, thanks for reading
For context, I’ve known him for almost 2 years now due to us living together. (I live in my mums house and he rents out the spare room) my mum only comes back twice a month to visit.
At first I thought it was too good to be true, the way he was treating me was amazing. So slow and respectful with things, paying for dates, bringing me gifts, telling me he loves me, and booking a holiday for my birthday.
I had a really bad gut feeling though that he wasn’t over his ex/ it was all too good to be true maybe he was cheating on for me for e.g (not sure why, maybe because he was still following his ex and her mum on Instagram).
Since then my mum says she has noticed a change in his behaviour, that he is not as considerate as he was e.g leaving bits like a ladder and mattress in the hallway and not opening windows and wiping surfaces dry like she asks. She also said that she doesn’t like the way he talks to me.
He makes jokes about my fake hair, about me not working hard in the day and makes jokes about what I do in the day. Also that I wouldn’t understand how expensive things are - like an MOT since I don’t have a car. He says his brother thinks he shouldn’t have to pay rent here anymore and then shortly after kept on saying how he needed help financially. He also makes mean comments about my dog saying his tail is stupid etc. He doesn’t like it when I go to resturants or places with my dad that we were meant to go to together either and makes me feel guilty for it. He says he loves me constantly and I am forced to say it back all the time otherwise he gets upset. He was jealous about my co worker, and doesn’t seem happy for me if I am going to a nice spa day with my mum or have treated myself to a new pair of sunglasses. “And you need another pair of sunglasses?”. He also told me he wouldn’t like it if I made more money than him and that he doesn’t like that I have gifts from my ex
The things that bug me the most at the minute is when he tells me to smile and constantly makes comments on my mood “you seem sad/grumpy.” “Can I see some happiness.” It makes me question if I am sad and grumpy, even when I didn’t think I was. He also doesn’t want s** as much as I do and makes me wait for it which is fine but it makes me feel unattractive to him. When he gets back from work now it also seems like he just wants to spend some time alone laying in bed.
I also worry if he just wants to use me to get on the property ladder since he makes comments about how my mum and dad will definitely help me out with a deposit and that he wants to beat his brother. Yet his parents cannot.
But besides all of this, he is a loving boyfriend I do believe, he texts me all day whilst at work, does compliment me, takes me on dates and trips and I still get the occasional gift, we laugh and he mainly cooks. He is also still paying the rent, drives us, pays for our groceries and dates. He says we need to save next year though for a house meaning less holidays and dinners next year
I have told him I am unable to help as much as I’d like due to currently going through redundancy. I do pay for some of the trips we have planned, do all the house work, gift him and sometimes pay for cafe dates.
Please tell me if I am overreacting? Your thoughts? Maybe it’s all a little intense right now due to us immediately living together and myself being made redundant, my grandad passing and having glandular fever. But this is my first proper relationship and I’m unsure if it’s right.
submitted by miawiisjs to relationship_advice [link] [comments]
Hello everyone, thanks for reading
For context, I’ve known him for almost 2 years now due to us living together. (I live in my mums house and he rents out the spare room) my mum only comes back twice a month to visit.
At first I thought it was too good to be true, the way he was treating me was amazing. So slow and respectful with things, paying for dates, bringing me gifts, telling me he loves me, and booking a holiday for my birthday.
I had a really bad gut feeling though that he wasn’t over his ex/ it was all too good to be true maybe he was cheating on for me for e.g (not sure why, maybe because he was still following his ex and her mum on Instagram).
Since then my mum says she has noticed a change in his behaviour, that he is not as considerate as he was e.g leaving bits like a ladder and mattress in the hallway and not opening windows and wiping surfaces dry like she asks. She also said that she doesn’t like the way he talks to me.
He makes jokes about my fake hair, about me not working hard in the day and makes jokes about what I do in the day. Also that I wouldn’t understand how expensive things are - like an MOT since I don’t have a car. He says his brother thinks he shouldn’t have to pay rent here anymore and then shortly after kept on saying how he needed help financially. He also makes mean comments about my dog saying his tail is stupid etc. He doesn’t like it when I go to resturants or places with my dad that we were meant to go to together either and makes me feel guilty for it. He says he loves me constantly and I am forced to say it back all the time otherwise he gets upset. He was jealous about my co worker, and doesn’t seem happy for me if I am going to a nice spa day with my mum or have treated myself to a new pair of sunglasses. “And you need another pair of sunglasses?”. He also told me he wouldn’t like it if I made more money than him and that he doesn’t like that I have gifts from my ex
The things that bug me the most at the minute is when he tells me to smile and constantly makes comments on my mood “you seem sad/grumpy.” “Can I see some happiness.” It makes me question if I am sad and grumpy, even when I didn’t think I was. He also doesn’t want s** as much as I do and makes me wait for it which is fine but it makes me feel unattractive to him. When he gets back from work now it also seems like he just wants to spend some time alone laying in bed.
I also worry if he just wants to use me to get on the property ladder since he makes comments about how my mum and dad will definitely help me out with a deposit and that he wants to beat his brother. Yet his parents cannot.
But besides all of this, he is a loving boyfriend I do believe, he texts me all day whilst at work, does compliment me, takes me on dates and trips and I still get the occasional gift, we laugh and he mainly cooks. He is also still paying the rent, drives us, pays for our groceries and dates. He says we need to save next year though for a house meaning less holidays and dinners next year
I have told him I am unable to help as much as I’d like due to currently going through redundancy. I do pay for some of the trips we have planned, do all the house work, gift him and sometimes pay for cafe dates.
Please tell me if I am overreacting? Your thoughts? Maybe it’s all a little intense right now due to us immediately living together and myself being made redundant, my grandad passing and having glandular fever. But this is my first proper relationship and I’m unsure if it’s right.
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2024.05.21 17:10 misterflocka [OH] Is this court extorting me?
I was driving down US-23 on a business trip early in the morning last week with minimal traffic. I was almost an hour into my trip and I saw a cop on the other side of the highway. I didn’t have cruise control on and looked down at my speedometer and realized I was speeding a bit. The speed limit dropped from 65 to 60 and I was allegedly going 77. I slowed down, but it was too late. The cop made a u-turn and slowly followed me then pulled me over.
I was cited for speeding. Which is technically fair. The fine is $165. However, the court offers a diversion program and traffic school if you haven’t received a ticket in two years.
Here’s the catch: You have to pay $250 just to enter the program. It is another $25 for the online traffic school (very fair price in my opinion).
When I asked the court if I could just pay the $165 and do traffic school, they said no, and they offer this higher fee to “cover all tickets” and they compared the program with local courts to make sure it’s a fair price. I got a simple traffic ticket, not a 29 MPH over the limit, I shouldn’t have to pay as if I got that ticket. It’s the same processing fees, the court just wants more of my money.
It’s like saying “if you don’t pay an extra $85 for your ticket, we will send over a guilty plea to the BMV and they will add 2 points to your license.” The $165 is fair. The $25 is fair. The $85 is not fair.
It just makes me upset that I feel like I am getting extorted to protect my perfect insurance record (never had an at-fault accident) and keep my safe driving discount, which took 5 years to earn.
Do I just pay the piper and not gripe that I’m getting a good deal? Every lawyer I talked to told me to take it, even though it’s not fair in my opinion.
submitted by misterflocka to legaladvice [link] [comments]
I was cited for speeding. Which is technically fair. The fine is $165. However, the court offers a diversion program and traffic school if you haven’t received a ticket in two years.
Here’s the catch: You have to pay $250 just to enter the program. It is another $25 for the online traffic school (very fair price in my opinion).
When I asked the court if I could just pay the $165 and do traffic school, they said no, and they offer this higher fee to “cover all tickets” and they compared the program with local courts to make sure it’s a fair price. I got a simple traffic ticket, not a 29 MPH over the limit, I shouldn’t have to pay as if I got that ticket. It’s the same processing fees, the court just wants more of my money.
It’s like saying “if you don’t pay an extra $85 for your ticket, we will send over a guilty plea to the BMV and they will add 2 points to your license.” The $165 is fair. The $25 is fair. The $85 is not fair.
It just makes me upset that I feel like I am getting extorted to protect my perfect insurance record (never had an at-fault accident) and keep my safe driving discount, which took 5 years to earn.
Do I just pay the piper and not gripe that I’m getting a good deal? Every lawyer I talked to told me to take it, even though it’s not fair in my opinion.
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Simplii Financial is a trademark and division of CIBC. Banking products and services branded Simplii Financial are offered by CIBC. You can access your money from any CIBC ATM in Canada without a fee. You can also withdraw money from any non-CIBC ATM displaying the Interac® or PLUS* signs. Additional costs may apply, including any fees from the owner of the other machine.
To get started with a No Fee Chequing Account, High Interest Savings Account or Personal Line of Credit please apply through the link, otherwise you will not receive the welcome bonus.
https://mbsy.co/6mpjfQ
When using my referral link or referral code (for mortgages), you must follow all the instructions to set up your new Simplii account and complete the eligible activities:
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2024.05.21 17:08 YouDontJump Simplii Financial Referral Reddit - $50 Signup bonus + potential for a $400 direct deposit bonus
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When using my referral link or referral code (for mortgages), you must follow all the instructions to set up your new Simplii account and complete the eligible activities:
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2024.05.21 17:07 JagjitSR Should Buy house and invest small amounts OR invest heavy while saving some for personal expense
So i am 24 and i am splitting off from joint family with my mom. We will be recieving lets say 70L. So after a lot of searching houses. I ended up realizing that flats at my area cost about 70L+. And unregistered house costing 40-45L. If i am to Go away from my native area then i get township project for 30-50L( 3-4K a month rent btw) and invest rest 20-30L
So my friend recommended you invest 50L in SIP, SMALL CAP , MID CAP ... and use rest for at least 5year of rent and expenses. Keep the rest 20L in any bank that gives interest on saving money so i still end up with more money with that 20L
While my mom sticking to old tradition of owning a house is priority i am really confused and woried for both our futures since mom earns about 20K per month while i still studing and owning a small it repair shop
I realise that even ownned house is gonna be taking our money away every year if not month. So i am in favour of my friend to be financially stable on my investment while i make my own source of income.
THAT is why i am here to ask for geniune help to learn what can go wrong and what is right in this situation
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So my friend recommended you invest 50L in SIP, SMALL CAP , MID CAP ... and use rest for at least 5year of rent and expenses. Keep the rest 20L in any bank that gives interest on saving money so i still end up with more money with that 20L
While my mom sticking to old tradition of owning a house is priority i am really confused and woried for both our futures since mom earns about 20K per month while i still studing and owning a small it repair shop
I realise that even ownned house is gonna be taking our money away every year if not month. So i am in favour of my friend to be financially stable on my investment while i make my own source of income.
THAT is why i am here to ask for geniune help to learn what can go wrong and what is right in this situation
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2024.05.21 17:06 iamdj01 FUCK THE HEDGE FUNDS🚨🚨🚨
🦍FUCK THE RICH, why? THIS IS WHY💎
THEY don’t think we can do it, THEY think we will let it die down, THEY think it’s over, who else is TIRED of letting everyone who THINKS they’re BETTER than US make all the decisions? I know I am THATS WHY I WILL HOLD in hopes that I am not alone and with our unity we can coincidentally get rich🚀💎
🚨🚨IF YOU ARE WITH ME MAKE IT KNOWN LETS ALL REASSURE EACH OTHER LETS ALL BE HERE FOR EACH OTHER AND LETS ALL BUY THE DIPS AND HODL STRONG WITH EACH OTHER LETS SHOW ALL THESE RICH FUCKS WE MAKE OUR OWN DECISIONS WE DECIDE WHEN WE’RE READY FOR THIS TO BE DONE NOT WHEN “experts” SAY IT IS THESE “experts” don’t know the struggles we’re all going through day to day, THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK BUT WE WILL MAKE THEM NOTICE US WHY?!?! BECAUSE WE SAID WE ARE NOT DONE BECAUSE WE SAID WE WILL BUY THE DIPS AND HODL NOT BECAUSE THEY TOLD US TO STOP 🦍💎🚀Dumb money and Eat the rich on Netflix both literally gave us the blueprint to what we need to do and what obstacles will be thrown our way but it’s up to US TO SAY WHEN WE ARE DONE AND WE ARE FAR FROM DONE‼️💯
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THEY don’t think we can do it, THEY think we will let it die down, THEY think it’s over, who else is TIRED of letting everyone who THINKS they’re BETTER than US make all the decisions? I know I am THATS WHY I WILL HOLD in hopes that I am not alone and with our unity we can coincidentally get rich🚀💎
🚨🚨IF YOU ARE WITH ME MAKE IT KNOWN LETS ALL REASSURE EACH OTHER LETS ALL BE HERE FOR EACH OTHER AND LETS ALL BUY THE DIPS AND HODL STRONG WITH EACH OTHER LETS SHOW ALL THESE RICH FUCKS WE MAKE OUR OWN DECISIONS WE DECIDE WHEN WE’RE READY FOR THIS TO BE DONE NOT WHEN “experts” SAY IT IS THESE “experts” don’t know the struggles we’re all going through day to day, THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK BUT WE WILL MAKE THEM NOTICE US WHY?!?! BECAUSE WE SAID WE ARE NOT DONE BECAUSE WE SAID WE WILL BUY THE DIPS AND HODL NOT BECAUSE THEY TOLD US TO STOP 🦍💎🚀Dumb money and Eat the rich on Netflix both literally gave us the blueprint to what we need to do and what obstacles will be thrown our way but it’s up to US TO SAY WHEN WE ARE DONE AND WE ARE FAR FROM DONE‼️💯
2024.05.21 17:06 Mediocre_Cattle_1381 Update on Cricket!
 | I posted a while ago about my cat who has a not so great track record with cars. Before we were not sure if she would make a full recovery but as of right now, she is completely recovered and is back to being the little chaotic cat she is and loves to give the dogs a run for their money. She has gotten outside a couple times but she doesn’t go far thankfully. We are still trying to keep her inside as an indoor cat but she seems to think otherwise. submitted by Mediocre_Cattle_1381 to CalicoKittys [link] [comments] |
2024.05.21 17:06 GhettoWedo74 Need MORE POWER for these desert & mountain trails, "THIS" should do it!
 | I've been riding ebikes ever since the Pandemic, like most of us, I wanted a way to get outta the house, go a distance, but not be stuck in a car, well an ebike was the perfect solution, & within a short while I sold my cars & been commuting by ebike full time, ever since. submitted by GhettoWedo74 to ebikes [link] [comments] I just got a Raev GTX, which I use for getting around, but with all these single track desert & mountain trails, I need a more capable bike, & don't want to have to put another $5k+ into a SurRon/Talaria to make it more capable, so the AdmitJet Armor was an EASY CHOICE!! It's a 12kw(25.2kw peak power)with a 72v/70ah battery(150a continuous,300a peak power) a range of 115 miles(realisticly, more like 65-70 miles) & a top speed of 85mph, & 0-60 in 5 seconds, I'd say it's a DIRT WEAPON!! 😈 What made me choose this over the rest, was not only its larger size, it's almost double the power & battery capacity of other offerings, & has a 4 speed, with clutch, just like a normal dirt bike, so feels a lot more familiar to someone who rode dirt/street bikes their whole life. There's a lot of YouTube videos, so if anyone else is looking at a SurRon, or Talaria, look around first, there's definitely better offerings for the money! 💯 |
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2024.05.21 17:05 Significant-Usual-98 Noah The Pilgrim - Chapter 1-3: Northstar
Noah The Pilgrim
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'Noah.'
You can't feel your body, you try to move but receive no feedback from your arms and legs. You open our eyes, or were they always opened? It's difficult to tell when only darkness surrounds you.
'You're here again.'
It's that same voice you heard before waking up in that pod. You try to speak but fail. It feels like you left your body behind, existing only inside your mind.
'Allow me.'
From the dark, a circle of light emerges, filling your vision. The light is not blinding, nor is it too bright to obfuscate the dark, it's just bright enough to reach your eyes without prompting discomfort.
It's the Star. That much, you know for certain.
Normally, you'd feel hopelessly scared, but somehow, all you feel is soothed by its light.
'I remember telling you we wouldn't see each other for a long time. Why are you here?'
Although you wished to answer the question, you could not. Both because you have no control over your body, and because you don't know the answer.
'...'
You recall the AI telling you the purpose of the ship you're in. It was to study this star.
Why? What's so special about this particular star? Sure, it's on the very edge of the ever-expanding universe, but aside from that, it's just a star. A very odd-looking star, but a star nonetheless.
'What's so special about me... Nothing.'
A shiver runs down your spine. It feels as though you've forgotten a significant thing about yourself, and you're sure this star has something to do with it.
'How are you feeling, Noah?'
Like shit. That is what you wanted to answer.
You've been going with the flow ever since you woke up in that pod, not asking yourself neither how or why you've been put in that place, only nodding your way to the bridge.
You've been bombarded with memories that you're sure aren't yours, but your own memories also feel shrouded in a thick haze, and yet, you didn't bother to even think about why it was, only accepting that as truth without understanding this strange phenomenon.
When confronted with things beyond your current knowledge you refuse to acknowledge it by not asking yourself what it is, or by illuding yourself into thinking it's a dream.
Even now, you refuse to acknowledge this impossible place you've found yourself in.
'Why is it that you turn away?'
What to blame for that? You didn't even feel the need to ask anything about yourself. Randomly remembering things as though you were reading them off a manual, taking whatever FYARN says as an absolute truth, and not even reacting to the abhorrent state of the Odyssey.
When FYARN told you about the relationship between the alien and the human races, it told you how superior humans were, and it also told you that the human race lost the war. You didn't bother to call out that clear discrepancy then because you felt as though it didn't concern you, despite being clearly at the forefront of that conflict.
When FYARN asked what you remembered, you simply stated you didn't remember nearly anything, and yet you've made no strive to fix that issue, accepting it as the absolute truth.
All there was left to blame was yourself.
'You're doing it again, turning away from the truth.'
Was it because your situation was impossibly bizarre?
Waking up in a half-blown spaceship could be enough to drive a man to the brink with how random and impossible that notion was. Especially when that man was just a salary man, living month to month, working an unfulfilling job, all while being called the best.
'Perhaps. But I believe that the issue lies much, much deeper.'
The utter darkness shifts and contorts unexplainably. Moving shadows take formless shapes before you. From black to grey, and from grey to different shades of it. Those shapes of impossible geometry cast shadows downwards, as the star stared at you from above.
The shapes expanded and contracted into euclidean and understandable structures. Tall rectangular towers filled the horizon, decorating a path akin to buildings in a busy city.
On the foot of one of those structures, you see a man dwarfed by the sheer size of the scenery.
'Who do you think that is?'
You approach him.
You see a young man that looks to be in his mid-twenties. Your brown eyes stare back at it, analyzing the bags beneath his eye sockets. The dark hair is neither too long nor too short, hastily combed to hide the laziness behind his look. You see a beard that has not been trimmed for weeks, but also lacks thickness, each singular hair isn't particularly long either; and some even appear to be in-grown.
He's wearing a white tuckered-in buttoned shirt with a pair of jeans. A black backpack weighed on his back as he walked through this empty street.
A position you could imagine yourself in, every day of the week.
If you had failed to piece together who that was, it became clear once you noticed the empty look on his face.
It's obvious who that is.
He is a man whose bright dreams have been crushed under the weight of mankind.
How cruel, to be forced to gaze into a dirty mirror...
'You are starting to see it. Let's go further.'
The ractangular towers floated away, as the man continued to walk into the grey void.
Four white walls covered both you and the man, grey shapes transformed into a chair and desk, inviting the man to sit on it.
It was a plain desk and a plain chair, and when the shapes stopped transmogrifying themselves, a plain computer, monitor, keyboard, and mouse rested atop the desk.
Fitting for a plain man. You watch him sitting down in the chair, putting his backpack on the floor beneath the table.
From the backpack, he conjured a notebook and a set of pencils and erasers. He quickly turned the computer on.
This was his job.
The monitor remained grey despite how the man typed on the keyboard. The notebook remained grey despite how the man scribbled on it with the pencil.
A humanoid figure came to be from the geometric mess of grey nearby. It passed by the working man. "G'day Noah." It spoke, as he vanished into the white walls that surround you.
The man didn't bother to respond, he didn't bother to stop his work, and he didn't even bother to look up from his notebook.
Another humanoid figure passed by, holding what looked to be sheets of paper. "Hey Noah, could you sort these documents out for me? I'm swamped today..."
The man looks at the thick collection of papers in the figure's hands. He just started his shift and already lacks the energy and motivation to keep going with his day.
And despite that, he did not want to disappoint.
He points to the empty space on his desk, motioning for the figure to leave it there.
The figure places the paperwork on the man's desk. "Thanks, I owe you big time for this!" After saying that, the figure disappeared into the white walls of the room.
He did not speak a singular word.
You recall this... Feeling.
'Do you remember their names, Noah?'
You could not.
'Do you remember their faces, Noah?'
You could not.
'These people, you used to see them every day. Why do you not know who they are?'
What was the point of it? Why did it matter? Why did they matter?
'Because they are people.'
To you, those figures were nothing but placeholders for those who did the same thing as you. They were nothing special, just like you. So why bother to recall their faces?
'We must go further.'
The white cubicle ceased to be, alongside the man in plain clothing.
The towering rectangles swiftly returned, and with it came a young adult in his early twenties.
Your brown eyes stare back at his. The short dark hair looked as though it was combed for hours until it was perfect. You see a trimmed beard, neatly cut with a blade most sharp. You see that his face has been recently subjected to a daily skin-care regime.
This young man looks to be full of energy.
He's wearing a white tuckered-in buttoned shirt with a pair of jeans. A black backpack was strapped to his back as he walked through this empty street.
Again, you know who this is, yet you don't have the guts to accept it.
'...'
The ringing tune of a cell phone came from the young man's pockets. He promptly picked it up.
"Hey, Noah!" You hear the voice coming from the other side of the call. "The boys and I are going to throw a party today in my place to celebrate finishing high school. You better show up tonight!" It sounds like the voice originates from a man. He is yelling at the phone.
You watch as the young man smirks. "You can bet I'll be there." He answered. "I'll be done with today's interview and head there as soon as possible."
"Great... Something came up, catch you later bud!" And just like that, the call ended. The young man pocketed his phone.
You know how the rest of that day went. The young man passed the interview and secured his spot in a large IT company, then he went to his friend's place and had the best night of his life.
Those memories were the ones you revisited endlessly.
The grey shapes and humanoid figures vanish, returning to utter blackness.
Once again, all you see is the star.
'What happened, Noah?'
You couldn't say. Maybe it wasn't some big thing that happened, but rather a large quantity of small things that eventually crashed down upon you like an avalanche that built up for a long time.
Friends leaving to live their own lives.
Underappreciation of your career.
Your incapacity to form meaningful relationships.
The feeling of being small in the greater scheme of things.
The notion of your life being wasted for nothing.
A lack of accomplishment that was caused by a lack of problems.
You letting your physical appearance go.
But, even amongst all of those aggravating motives, there was one thing that always pained your heart to even recall. For that reason, you refused to acknowledge and even think about it. A trend that would continue for the upcoming years of your life.
Your dream.
Once adulthood came and expectations weighed on you, you had to choose. Live a comfortable life, or throw it all away in exchange for an idea that probably wouldn't even work, to begin with.
You refused to let go at first. Holding unto what little hope there was left for that dream of yours.
In three short years, your life shifted completely.
Friends grew distant, and now all you had as a replacement for them were faceless figures who spoke to you about a job you never really wanted.
Those very same figures held you in high regard, always saying how talented you were or how impressive your skills were. In truth, you never felt like what you did was worth the effort or the praise.
All you ever did in that company was half-assed at best, yet they praised you like their savior. You grew complacent under those who put you on a pedestal.
Your salary increased, and so did the responsibilities, but never were it challenging or engaging. It felt tasteless and odorless.
You refused to even respond to small talk from those people. How could you? If you did, they would shower you with praises you didn't deserve. That theory was proven time and time again.
All you did every day was sitting on a chair, eyes glued to the screen to meet an assortment of numbers and labels. This was nothing. There were people out there, changing the world, fixing the real problems, and you're there, sorting out numbers for a company created to sort out data for a company created to sort out data.
A null uroboros.
Twenty-eight years of a human's life, and for what? To waste away like a gear on a machine?
You remained ignorant of your ignorance. There were no problems since you had more than enough money from your ever-increasing salary you felt you didn't deserve.
You couldn't even bring yourself to quit, afraid to face the consequences, afraid to be replaced. A fact you understood fully well, yet you refused to acknowledge.
Clinging to a feeling of guilt, you couldn't help but hold on to this life. Your life, Noah.
You longed for a change, but wouldn't bring yourself to change it.
Your dream that you lived for so long ago, is something you couldn't even remember. You hid it away in a dark corner of your mind, hoping to never face it again, or else you would break down.
That is what happened.
The coldness of the world is what happened.
You wouldn't go as far as to say that you were a victim of fate.
Instead, you'd say you were a victim of yourself.
'And yet, you're here now. In an impossible place. In an impossible life.'
Are you to waste away on this place as well?
'You had conviction, but lacked guidance.'
Can you even muster that much courage? You fear what the future could bring.
'I presented you this chance for a reason, so you may show them that your soul is the brightest of them all.'
Fear is born for there is hope, but bravery is born for there is fear. You recall someone telling you that once, but...
'Remember this, Noah.'
Where does the courage to take a step forward come from? When it's so dark that you can't see the path ahead, how should one muster enough courage to make the right call?
'Whenever you feel lost, or alone; Whenever you feel like there is no way forward;'
Your vision starts to blur. The star begins to fade.
'So you may never lose your way again;'
Looks like it's time to return to reality.
'I, am your...'
This is my first HFY story, and also my very first OC story. I plan to post at least one of these per week while also posting it on my Patreon. Noah The Pilgrim will always be two to three chapters ahead in there, so if you'd like to directly support this writer, or just want to read more, feel free to check it out.
This has been Lushi, and I'll see you next week.
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You can't feel your body, you try to move but receive no feedback from your arms and legs. You open our eyes, or were they always opened? It's difficult to tell when only darkness surrounds you.
'You're here again.'
It's that same voice you heard before waking up in that pod. You try to speak but fail. It feels like you left your body behind, existing only inside your mind.
'Allow me.'
From the dark, a circle of light emerges, filling your vision. The light is not blinding, nor is it too bright to obfuscate the dark, it's just bright enough to reach your eyes without prompting discomfort.
It's the Star. That much, you know for certain.
Normally, you'd feel hopelessly scared, but somehow, all you feel is soothed by its light.
'I remember telling you we wouldn't see each other for a long time. Why are you here?'
Although you wished to answer the question, you could not. Both because you have no control over your body, and because you don't know the answer.
'...'
You recall the AI telling you the purpose of the ship you're in. It was to study this star.
Why? What's so special about this particular star? Sure, it's on the very edge of the ever-expanding universe, but aside from that, it's just a star. A very odd-looking star, but a star nonetheless.
'What's so special about me... Nothing.'
A shiver runs down your spine. It feels as though you've forgotten a significant thing about yourself, and you're sure this star has something to do with it.
'How are you feeling, Noah?'
Like shit. That is what you wanted to answer.
You've been going with the flow ever since you woke up in that pod, not asking yourself neither how or why you've been put in that place, only nodding your way to the bridge.
You've been bombarded with memories that you're sure aren't yours, but your own memories also feel shrouded in a thick haze, and yet, you didn't bother to even think about why it was, only accepting that as truth without understanding this strange phenomenon.
When confronted with things beyond your current knowledge you refuse to acknowledge it by not asking yourself what it is, or by illuding yourself into thinking it's a dream.
Even now, you refuse to acknowledge this impossible place you've found yourself in.
'Why is it that you turn away?'
What to blame for that? You didn't even feel the need to ask anything about yourself. Randomly remembering things as though you were reading them off a manual, taking whatever FYARN says as an absolute truth, and not even reacting to the abhorrent state of the Odyssey.
When FYARN told you about the relationship between the alien and the human races, it told you how superior humans were, and it also told you that the human race lost the war. You didn't bother to call out that clear discrepancy then because you felt as though it didn't concern you, despite being clearly at the forefront of that conflict.
When FYARN asked what you remembered, you simply stated you didn't remember nearly anything, and yet you've made no strive to fix that issue, accepting it as the absolute truth.
All there was left to blame was yourself.
'You're doing it again, turning away from the truth.'
Was it because your situation was impossibly bizarre?
Waking up in a half-blown spaceship could be enough to drive a man to the brink with how random and impossible that notion was. Especially when that man was just a salary man, living month to month, working an unfulfilling job, all while being called the best.
'Perhaps. But I believe that the issue lies much, much deeper.'
The utter darkness shifts and contorts unexplainably. Moving shadows take formless shapes before you. From black to grey, and from grey to different shades of it. Those shapes of impossible geometry cast shadows downwards, as the star stared at you from above.
The shapes expanded and contracted into euclidean and understandable structures. Tall rectangular towers filled the horizon, decorating a path akin to buildings in a busy city.
On the foot of one of those structures, you see a man dwarfed by the sheer size of the scenery.
'Who do you think that is?'
You approach him.
You see a young man that looks to be in his mid-twenties. Your brown eyes stare back at it, analyzing the bags beneath his eye sockets. The dark hair is neither too long nor too short, hastily combed to hide the laziness behind his look. You see a beard that has not been trimmed for weeks, but also lacks thickness, each singular hair isn't particularly long either; and some even appear to be in-grown.
He's wearing a white tuckered-in buttoned shirt with a pair of jeans. A black backpack weighed on his back as he walked through this empty street.
A position you could imagine yourself in, every day of the week.
If you had failed to piece together who that was, it became clear once you noticed the empty look on his face.
It's obvious who that is.
He is a man whose bright dreams have been crushed under the weight of mankind.
How cruel, to be forced to gaze into a dirty mirror...
'You are starting to see it. Let's go further.'
The ractangular towers floated away, as the man continued to walk into the grey void.
Four white walls covered both you and the man, grey shapes transformed into a chair and desk, inviting the man to sit on it.
It was a plain desk and a plain chair, and when the shapes stopped transmogrifying themselves, a plain computer, monitor, keyboard, and mouse rested atop the desk.
Fitting for a plain man. You watch him sitting down in the chair, putting his backpack on the floor beneath the table.
From the backpack, he conjured a notebook and a set of pencils and erasers. He quickly turned the computer on.
This was his job.
The monitor remained grey despite how the man typed on the keyboard. The notebook remained grey despite how the man scribbled on it with the pencil.
A humanoid figure came to be from the geometric mess of grey nearby. It passed by the working man. "G'day Noah." It spoke, as he vanished into the white walls that surround you.
The man didn't bother to respond, he didn't bother to stop his work, and he didn't even bother to look up from his notebook.
Another humanoid figure passed by, holding what looked to be sheets of paper. "Hey Noah, could you sort these documents out for me? I'm swamped today..."
The man looks at the thick collection of papers in the figure's hands. He just started his shift and already lacks the energy and motivation to keep going with his day.
And despite that, he did not want to disappoint.
He points to the empty space on his desk, motioning for the figure to leave it there.
The figure places the paperwork on the man's desk. "Thanks, I owe you big time for this!" After saying that, the figure disappeared into the white walls of the room.
He did not speak a singular word.
You recall this... Feeling.
'Do you remember their names, Noah?'
You could not.
'Do you remember their faces, Noah?'
You could not.
'These people, you used to see them every day. Why do you not know who they are?'
What was the point of it? Why did it matter? Why did they matter?
'Because they are people.'
To you, those figures were nothing but placeholders for those who did the same thing as you. They were nothing special, just like you. So why bother to recall their faces?
'We must go further.'
The white cubicle ceased to be, alongside the man in plain clothing.
The towering rectangles swiftly returned, and with it came a young adult in his early twenties.
Your brown eyes stare back at his. The short dark hair looked as though it was combed for hours until it was perfect. You see a trimmed beard, neatly cut with a blade most sharp. You see that his face has been recently subjected to a daily skin-care regime.
This young man looks to be full of energy.
He's wearing a white tuckered-in buttoned shirt with a pair of jeans. A black backpack was strapped to his back as he walked through this empty street.
Again, you know who this is, yet you don't have the guts to accept it.
'...'
The ringing tune of a cell phone came from the young man's pockets. He promptly picked it up.
"Hey, Noah!" You hear the voice coming from the other side of the call. "The boys and I are going to throw a party today in my place to celebrate finishing high school. You better show up tonight!" It sounds like the voice originates from a man. He is yelling at the phone.
You watch as the young man smirks. "You can bet I'll be there." He answered. "I'll be done with today's interview and head there as soon as possible."
"Great... Something came up, catch you later bud!" And just like that, the call ended. The young man pocketed his phone.
You know how the rest of that day went. The young man passed the interview and secured his spot in a large IT company, then he went to his friend's place and had the best night of his life.
Those memories were the ones you revisited endlessly.
The grey shapes and humanoid figures vanish, returning to utter blackness.
Once again, all you see is the star.
'What happened, Noah?'
You couldn't say. Maybe it wasn't some big thing that happened, but rather a large quantity of small things that eventually crashed down upon you like an avalanche that built up for a long time.
Friends leaving to live their own lives.
Underappreciation of your career.
Your incapacity to form meaningful relationships.
The feeling of being small in the greater scheme of things.
The notion of your life being wasted for nothing.
A lack of accomplishment that was caused by a lack of problems.
You letting your physical appearance go.
But, even amongst all of those aggravating motives, there was one thing that always pained your heart to even recall. For that reason, you refused to acknowledge and even think about it. A trend that would continue for the upcoming years of your life.
Your dream.
Once adulthood came and expectations weighed on you, you had to choose. Live a comfortable life, or throw it all away in exchange for an idea that probably wouldn't even work, to begin with.
You refused to let go at first. Holding unto what little hope there was left for that dream of yours.
In three short years, your life shifted completely.
Friends grew distant, and now all you had as a replacement for them were faceless figures who spoke to you about a job you never really wanted.
Those very same figures held you in high regard, always saying how talented you were or how impressive your skills were. In truth, you never felt like what you did was worth the effort or the praise.
All you ever did in that company was half-assed at best, yet they praised you like their savior. You grew complacent under those who put you on a pedestal.
Your salary increased, and so did the responsibilities, but never were it challenging or engaging. It felt tasteless and odorless.
You refused to even respond to small talk from those people. How could you? If you did, they would shower you with praises you didn't deserve. That theory was proven time and time again.
All you did every day was sitting on a chair, eyes glued to the screen to meet an assortment of numbers and labels. This was nothing. There were people out there, changing the world, fixing the real problems, and you're there, sorting out numbers for a company created to sort out data for a company created to sort out data.
A null uroboros.
Twenty-eight years of a human's life, and for what? To waste away like a gear on a machine?
You remained ignorant of your ignorance. There were no problems since you had more than enough money from your ever-increasing salary you felt you didn't deserve.
You couldn't even bring yourself to quit, afraid to face the consequences, afraid to be replaced. A fact you understood fully well, yet you refused to acknowledge.
Clinging to a feeling of guilt, you couldn't help but hold on to this life. Your life, Noah.
You longed for a change, but wouldn't bring yourself to change it.
Your dream that you lived for so long ago, is something you couldn't even remember. You hid it away in a dark corner of your mind, hoping to never face it again, or else you would break down.
That is what happened.
The coldness of the world is what happened.
You wouldn't go as far as to say that you were a victim of fate.
Instead, you'd say you were a victim of yourself.
'And yet, you're here now. In an impossible place. In an impossible life.'
Are you to waste away on this place as well?
'You had conviction, but lacked guidance.'
Can you even muster that much courage? You fear what the future could bring.
'I presented you this chance for a reason, so you may show them that your soul is the brightest of them all.'
Fear is born for there is hope, but bravery is born for there is fear. You recall someone telling you that once, but...
'Remember this, Noah.'
Where does the courage to take a step forward come from? When it's so dark that you can't see the path ahead, how should one muster enough courage to make the right call?
'Whenever you feel lost, or alone; Whenever you feel like there is no way forward;'
Your vision starts to blur. The star begins to fade.
'So you may never lose your way again;'
Looks like it's time to return to reality.
'I, am your...'
This has been Lushi, and I'll see you next week.
2024.05.21 17:05 Citron92 Kill la kill: I spit on your grave (Part 44: Rat Bael and friends on the other side)
 | https://preview.redd.it/2zqfpqde5s1d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=29b1992562a1e153df13dac76160202827dd888d submitted by Citron92 to Dbmlore [link] [comments] New Orleans, USA, April 25th, 1926 So looks like the waitress in that cafe was lucky enough to get enough money from Charlotte LaBoeff to buy her restaurant. When we left the cafe, we followed her to the real estate office of the Fenner Bros. and we waited about an hour, sitting on a bench. Every second I spent on Isaac's shoulder as a frog was me sunbathing, contemplating life, and daydreaming about torturing and murdering Nonon. As Tiana ran out of the office, she beckoned us to follow us. Tiana: Come along! I gotta show you guys! We followed her down the street for a couple of blocks before we found the old dilapidated building she was planning to buy. Only seeing the outside of the building, the Fenner brothers came up to the realty sign and removed it. Tiana: Everything looks peachy keen Mr. Fenner, and Mr. Fenner. Fenner 1: We have the paperwork ready to sign first thing after Mardi Gras. Tiana: I'll do you one better. I'll sign them tonight when I see you at the Labouff masquerade ball! The two brothers ignored her, putting the wooden sign into their car and driving off with it. Suddenly, an older black woman appeared behind Tiana. Tiana's mother: Table for one please! She was holding a big sauce pot with a red ribbon on it. Tiana: Mama! Tiana's mother: Here's a little something to help you get started. Tiana: Ah! Daddy's gumbo pot. Oh. Tiana hugged her mother and she spoke again. Tiana's mother: I know. I miss him too. Well now, hurry up and open the door. Upon opening the door, Tiana shut the doors immediately and both her and her mother began to hyperventilate. Something was terribly wrong. Isaac: T-Tiana is it? Is something wrong? Suddenly, a hole was smashed through the door by a big furry arm as Tiana and her mother ran over to Isaac and his behind him, screaming! Tiana: What the hell is that? Isaac reached for his plasma saw and turned it on. It whirred loudly before both doors were slamme open and a dozen of those rat-humanoid monsters barged out! Ryuko: Shit! Rat bastards! Come on Isaac, you can take them down! Tell Wiz and Boomstick who's boss! Issac: Oh I will. I'm an exterminator too on top of being an engineer! Nonon never seeing these monsters before put her hands on her ears and screamed "Oh my G-d" over and over again as Isaac ran into the fight with me and Buzz as frogs on his shoulder! Isaac: Mourir monsteurs! Isaac slashed through the horde, swinging quickly and broadly as he cut them down multiple at a time! He jumped high into the air and used his summoned swords magic to shoot two rat bastards, impaling them before clapping and blowing them along with any nearby rat bastards up! Nonon: What are those things? Oh my G-d! Gamagoori as a big bullfrog woke up and climbed out of Nonon's pocket. Gamagoori: Rats! The monsters Wiz and Boomstick created to try and slow Ryuko down so she can't save Mako! Come on! We gotta fight them! As Isaac cut them up, we saw two cheese pukers emerge from the open door, I called it out to him but saw a big mass of bricks on the roof. Ryuko: Cheese pukers! Don't let them get close! I'm gonna take them down! Isaac: Ryuko wait no! I hopped off his shoulder with Buzz and we hopped onto the wall, climbed up before hopping over to the mass of bricks, me and buzz then began to push them off all at once slowly before they all fell onto the stationary cheese pukers, causing them to explode! Blood, guts, and rotten cheese slurry splattered all over the street, the sight and sent caused Tiana, Nonon and her mother to puke. Gamagoori hopped out of Nonon's pocket and hopped over to the wall and climbed up with us. Gamagoori: I'm gonna help! Isaac! More are coming! More rat bastards charged at Isaac, but he began to cut them all down as they got close. The ones that tried to swipe and swing at him were easily dodge as Isaac was very fast. He dodged, dashed and even did backflips to avoid their attacks all while cutting them down with one swing of his powerful plasma blade! Emerging from the door once more was a big, muscular rat monster with crusty, disgusting fur with dead, diseased rat fetuses stuck to it. It ripped one out and threw it at Isaac, he dodged it quickly! Isaac: Tiana duck! Tiana, Nonon and her mother ducked as the diseased rat-humanoid corpse flew over their heads, mere inches from their scalps. Isaac then used his summoned swords magic again and threw two glowing blue swords into it before clapping and blowing it into bloody chunks! None of it's diseased biomass hit us or our human friends bellow. Isaac: That's not all... We heard a tapping sound, it became more rapid as Tiana, Nonon and her mother squeaked in fear and all three got rolled into a ball to protect themselves. Out of the doorway was the last rat bastard, but the most horrific looking one. It was as big as the doorway, it had six spider legs, it's body was a big mass of gray fur with two rat bastard heads and a human head wearing a crown in the middle. The human head was familiar however, with the burned scar over it's left eye and brown hair. Ryuko: Santa told me... Those rat bastards are from a mix of rodent DNA and DNA from Z-Zuko! That's Zuko's head? The Zuko head stared at Isaac for a moment before it's mouth opened up, revealing hideous, rotten needle-like teeth! Zuko head: Rarrgggghhhhh! It ran over to Isaac, trying to get one of it's disgusting heads to bite him, but he jumped around and avoided it! He whirred his plasma saw loudly before jumping behind it but before he could cut it's three heads off, the new rat bastard spun around and bit his plasma saw, holding it in place. One of it's spider legs swept Isaac's legs and he fell to the ground. It then slowly began using it's heads that bit onto the plasma saw while having it's mouths avoid the cutting blue blades press on further, as the plasma saw was pushed further to Isaac's neck, he sweated profusely! Isaac: You! Mon-steur! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Isaac struggled with it before Tiana ran up behind it with a random wooden plank she used as a club and hit it over the human head! It let go and pulled back and turned towards Tiana, hissing at her before Isaac began to slowly overpower the two rodent heads still pushing on! The two head's teeth accidentally slipped on the blade and Isaac soon cut through their heads, killing two of them. Tiana jammed the wooden plank down the human Zuko head's throat but it bit down and bit the plank in half! Isaac's plasma saw then cut the human head off after cutting through the two other rodent heads from behind! Isaac then kicked the newly killed monster off of him high into the air before Isaac dropped his plasma saw, grabbed it by the legs and swung around with it like a track and field throwing ball before releasing it and it flew high into the sky, so high as a matter of fact that we eventually lost visual contact with it as it travelled so high. Isaac took some deep breaths before picking up his plasma saw, turning it off and holstering it on his side. Tiana: Are they gone? Nonon: What were those things? Isaac: You didn't run into them? They're the race created by Wiz and Boomstick to kidnap Mako. They're monsteurs me and Ryuko fought. If you want to travel with us, you better not be dead weight. You did nothing to help. Ryuko, Buzz and Gamagoori can't fight at their best right now because of you. So you can do your part or get out. Nonon: Yes sir. I'll-gulp try. Tiana: T-thank you for saving me. You are very strong and handsome! Isaac: Ma plaisir. Tiana: Did you fight in the great war? You are French after all. Isaac: Great war? World War o- oh... No I didn't. What year is it again? Tiana: 1926! Isaac: 1926! I'm only 26. I... I was 18 in- Tiana: 1918. Did you fight? Isaac: Errrr... That's not important. Anyway, I'm going inside your new restaurant. I'll check for any more of those rat bastards. Tiana: Thank you. Can you tell me when it's clear? Isaac: Oui. Isaac proceeded into the ruins before me, Buzz and Gamagoori hopped down a hole from the ceiling, landing on his shoulder. Isaac: I should of known we travelled back in time in this world. We're in 1926. I wouldn't be born until 1992. Ryuko: Dang. We're 92 years in the past. Yet again we were in the 15th century months ago. Gamagoori: What are you talking about? Ryuko: Me and Isaac going through these worlds, some of them are in the past, one was in 1482! This is the second historical world we've been sent into to find the next dimensional stone. Buzz: Interuniversal and time travel I see. Your civilization is more advanced then I thought. Ryuko: Well, it's magic really. Buzz: Magic! Interesting. I wonder if I can use any. Ryuko: We'll find out. Gamagoori: I hope you guys know what you're doing. Will the dimensional stones lead us to Mako? Ryuko: Yep! Sure will. It will lead us to Mako, we'll save her from Death Battle and we'll kill Wiz, Boomstick and their raping ringmaster. Gamagoori: I just hope we don't get stuck in the past. I hope you know what you're doing. Also I want to be human again. Ryuko: We'll get there eventually. Meanwhile, in the streets of New Orleans, Prince Naveen was joining a street band playing Jazz as everyone was surrounding him, the women were especially fawning over him. His fat servant ran over to him! Lawrence: Prince! Naveen: Dance with me, fat man! The prince took his servant's hand and began to dance around with him for a minute before he announced a proposal to the crowd. Naveen: Drinks are all on me! Everyone was cheering, but the servant grabbed the prince and pulled him closer to question him. Lawrence: How are we going to pay for all of that? You have no money! Either you go and slip out when nobody's looking, or get a job! Lawrence pointed over to a man behind a horse shoveling it's poop into a bucket. Naveen: Eugh, fine Lawrence. But first, we dance! He pulled Lawrence even closer and began to dance with him. The prince let go of Lawrence and he stumbled into the band and his head ended up inside of a tuba! Naveen: Ha ha! You're finally in the music! Get it? Because your head is inside of a tuba? Ha ha! Lawrence: Get me out of here! Naveen and a member of the band pulled at Lawrence before both the prince and his servant were flung out of a tuba and up against a wall! Lawrence: Agh! How degrading! This is... Oh hello? Looking up, a slender figure in a black suit and black top hat appeared, he had a top hat with a skull and crossbones on it. This man looked suspicious but he greeted both of them kindly. Dr. Facilier: Gentlemen! Enchante? He lowered his walking stick, allowing the prince to grab on so he can be lifted up. Dr. Facilier: A tip of the hat from Dr. Facilier! How y'all doing? He handed the prince a purple business card. Naveen: Tarot readings? Charms? Potions? Dreams made real? Naveen and Facilier began to walk around a corner into an alleyway. Dr. Facilier: I'm in the business of visiting royalty. Lawrence followed him. Naveen: Lawrence! Lawrence! This remarkable gentleman has just read my palm. Lawrence: Over this morning's newspaper. Sire, sire, this chap is obviously a charlatan. I suggest we move on to a- Dr. Facilier: Don't you disrespect me little man! Don't you derogate or deride! You're in my world now. Not your world. And I got friends on the other side! An echo was heard, saying "Friends on the other side". Dr. Facilier: That's an echo, gentlemen. Just a little something we have here in Louisiana, a little parlor trick. Don't worry. Dr. Facilier led the two to a door under a sign saying "Dr. Facilier's voodoo emporium", and once leading them in, him and his shadow sat them down at a table as Dr. Facilier high-fived his shadow then took a seat and continued his singing. Dr. Facilier: Sit down at my table, put your minds at ease, if you relax it will enable me to do anything I please. I can read your future, I can change it 'round some, too, I'll look deep into your heart and soul. You have a soul too, don't you Lawrence? Lawrence: Yes? Dr. Facilier: Make your wildest dreams come true! I got voodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I ain't even tried! And I got friends on the other side. Dr. Facilier pulled out a deck of tarot cards and shuffled them before the duo as he continued to sing at them. Dr. Facilier: The cards, the cards, the cards will tell the past, the present, and the future as well! The cards, the cards, just take three, take a little trip into your future with me! Naveen and Lawrence picked three cards before Dr. Facilier took them and told them to the duo. He started with the prince first and continued to sing about his tarot card readings. Dr. Facilier: Now you, young man, are from across the sea. You come from two long lines of royalty. I'm a royal myself on my mother's side. Your lifestyle's high but your funds are low. You need to marry a lil' honey whose daddy got dough! Mom and dad cut you off, huh playboy? Naveen: Eh, sad but true. Dr. Facilier: Now y'all gotta get hitched, but hitching ties you down. You just wanna be free, hop from place to place But freedom takes green! It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need. And when I looked into your future it's the green that I see! He then turned to Lawrence and read his tarot card results to him in a musical fashion. Dr. Facilier: On you little man, I don't wanna waste much time. You been pushed around all your life, you been pushed around by your mother and your sister and your brother, and if you was married, you'd be pushed around by your wife. But in your future, the you I see is exactly the man you always wanted to be! Dr. Facilier crossed his arms and expected the duo to shake his hands. Dr. Facilier: Shake my hand, come on boys. Won't you shake the poor sinner's hand? Naveen shook reluctantly as Lawrence shook with a mischievous grin on his face. Once they did that, the curtains came down and an army of singing masks began to sing as Naveen and Lawrence were suddenly bound to their chairs! Dr. Facilier: Yes! Are you ready? Voodoo spirits: Are you ready? Dr. Facilier: Are you ready? Transformation central! Voodoo spirits: Transformation central! Dr. Facilier: Reformation central Voodoo spirits: Reformation central! Dr. Facilier: Transmogofication central! Dr. Facilier then pulled out a talisman and clipped Naveen's finger with it, getting blood into it and initiating a curse with it. Can you feel it? You're changin', you're changin', you're changin', all right! I hope you're satisfied, but if you ain't, don't blame me! You can blame my friends on the other side! The musical number ended as Dr. Facilier danced around with the voodoo spirits! Voodoo spirits: You got what you wanted! But you lost what you had! Dr. Facilier then dashed forward on his knees before blowing, and everything went dark. Back at Tiana's new restaurant, Isaac emerged from the doors, me, Gamagoori and Buzz were in his pockets as he approached Tiana. Isaac: Good news Tiana, it's all clear! Tiana: Oh thank you! You're my hero Isaac! Now, I just need to make some changes around here, so I may turn this into my dream. It will have to wait. I have to eventually go to the masquerade ball tonight. Isaac: Oui. |
2024.05.21 17:05 HumanTrophy Looking to make $100/wk
I’m a mechanical engineer. I make decent money, but a very long series of horribly timed financial hits (dog getting sick, wife being laid off, car being smashed while it was parked in a lot, it goes on) have put me in the red. I really need to figure out a consistent extra $100/wk.
I currently commute 100 miles/day (round trip), so I’d prefer to not do DoorDash/ubeanything with driving.
I also screen print as a side gig, but I tend to sell maybe 3-4 shirts/wk and need something more consistent. Also, my house isn’t wired for a large production dryer so I can’t really do large volume printing for like local softball teams or business, etc.
Things like tutoring are possible, but sometimes I get stuck in traffic so it’s hard to have a set schedule after work.
Any ideas?
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I currently commute 100 miles/day (round trip), so I’d prefer to not do DoorDash/ubeanything with driving.
I also screen print as a side gig, but I tend to sell maybe 3-4 shirts/wk and need something more consistent. Also, my house isn’t wired for a large production dryer so I can’t really do large volume printing for like local softball teams or business, etc.
Things like tutoring are possible, but sometimes I get stuck in traffic so it’s hard to have a set schedule after work.
Any ideas?
2024.05.21 17:05 AppropriateGround623 Can bio essentialists stop sugarcoating and being politically correct when they rationalise “patriarchy” and gender differences?
I came across two articles. First one being this:
https://theconversation.com/the-evolutionary-history-of-men-and-women-should-not-prevent-us-from-seeking-gender-equality-88703
The article essentially justifies gender differences, arguing that they are deeply rooted within biology and human nature, but somehow also asserts that it’s not a bad news for feminism or gender equality movement. The author argues that we must understand human nature to change our society. In the whole article, they only gave naturalistic fallacy or example of natural desire for sugar to claim that what is natural isn’t always morally right, and we have to moderate our consumption of sugar despite it being inherently desired.
These arguments won’t convince anyone. There are multiple ways in which they can be easily disproven or rejected. Starting with naturalistic fallacy, people will argue that since evolution doesn’t care about morality, as author says, so do they. Second, what is natural isn’t always bad either. So, male dominance would be argued as morally correct. The sugar example is even more ridiculous. We need water to survive as well, and can only consume it in a moderate amount. So, essentially you find yourself arguing for patriarchy in one way or the other. You are just saying don’t take it to some “extreme.”
There are simply no solutions given regarding how we shall deal with these differences, and how to make men less violent for instance. If it’s in male nature to be aggressive, good luck changing that.
Here’s the second article:
https://www.skeptic.com/reading_room/from-sex-to-gender-modern-dismissal-of-biology/
The author was less politically correct, as in he argued that biologically induced gender differences should be celebrated. But he is also politically correct when he argues that accepting men and women have biological differences, such as male interest in STEM majors, doesn’t mean we should accept unequal opportunities for men and women. In his own words: “These differences should not be ranked in terms of inferior or superior, nor do they have any bearing on the worth or dignity of men and women as a group.“ I don’t even understand how one can pull up such arguments. If men have interest in working with things, and as the author argues that this difference is natural, then men should get priority in stem fields over women. Because that’s essentially their biological imperative. Overlapping won’t serve as counter argument, because even the authors are emphasising on generalisation. Obviously, those who are working in stem majors are superior to those who take non-stem majors. They make more money, inventions, and have more social prestige in general as well. It’s not hard to see how accepting these biological differences is not accepting male dominance over women as well.
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https://theconversation.com/the-evolutionary-history-of-men-and-women-should-not-prevent-us-from-seeking-gender-equality-88703
The article essentially justifies gender differences, arguing that they are deeply rooted within biology and human nature, but somehow also asserts that it’s not a bad news for feminism or gender equality movement. The author argues that we must understand human nature to change our society. In the whole article, they only gave naturalistic fallacy or example of natural desire for sugar to claim that what is natural isn’t always morally right, and we have to moderate our consumption of sugar despite it being inherently desired.
These arguments won’t convince anyone. There are multiple ways in which they can be easily disproven or rejected. Starting with naturalistic fallacy, people will argue that since evolution doesn’t care about morality, as author says, so do they. Second, what is natural isn’t always bad either. So, male dominance would be argued as morally correct. The sugar example is even more ridiculous. We need water to survive as well, and can only consume it in a moderate amount. So, essentially you find yourself arguing for patriarchy in one way or the other. You are just saying don’t take it to some “extreme.”
There are simply no solutions given regarding how we shall deal with these differences, and how to make men less violent for instance. If it’s in male nature to be aggressive, good luck changing that.
Here’s the second article:
https://www.skeptic.com/reading_room/from-sex-to-gender-modern-dismissal-of-biology/
The author was less politically correct, as in he argued that biologically induced gender differences should be celebrated. But he is also politically correct when he argues that accepting men and women have biological differences, such as male interest in STEM majors, doesn’t mean we should accept unequal opportunities for men and women. In his own words: “These differences should not be ranked in terms of inferior or superior, nor do they have any bearing on the worth or dignity of men and women as a group.“ I don’t even understand how one can pull up such arguments. If men have interest in working with things, and as the author argues that this difference is natural, then men should get priority in stem fields over women. Because that’s essentially their biological imperative. Overlapping won’t serve as counter argument, because even the authors are emphasising on generalisation. Obviously, those who are working in stem majors are superior to those who take non-stem majors. They make more money, inventions, and have more social prestige in general as well. It’s not hard to see how accepting these biological differences is not accepting male dominance over women as well.
2024.05.21 17:05 Snushy_101 LearnWorlds vs Thinkific: An In-Depth Comparison for 2024
 | Want to create and sell online courses but torn between LearnWorlds and Thinkific? From course creation tools to marketing features, we'll explore everything you need to know about online courses and online learning to make an informed decision. By the end of this breakdown, you'll have a clear understanding of which platform aligns best with your online course goals. Stay tuned for an insightful look at how LearnWorlds and Thinkific, two online learning platforms, stack up against each other. submitted by Snushy_101 to NutraVestaProVen [link] [comments] Useful Links: Key Takeaways
Choosing the Right PlatformBudget ConsiderationWhen deciding between LearnWorlds and Thinkific, consider your budget carefully. Both platforms offer various pricing plans with different features and limitations. Compare the costs and features to ensure you select the platform that aligns with your financial resources.Technical ExpertiseEvaluate your technical expertise before choosing a platform for your online courses. Thinkific is known for its user-friendly interface, making it suitable for beginners. On the other hand, LearnWorlds provides more advanced customization options that may require some technical knowledge.Integration NeedsDetermine if you require specific integrations or marketing tools offered by either LearnWorlds or Thinkific. Think about whether you need third-party integrations for email marketing, analytics, or other functionalities. Make sure to choose the platform that caters to your unique integration needs.https://preview.redd.it/7tro8f9los1d1.png?width=612&format=png&auto=webp&s=82dae0075f6c0fd76e9b9544d1cc3ef181ccf65b Unlock the power of online courses! 💡 Dive into LearnWorlds' free trial now and start sharing your wisdom with the world. Core Features and ComparisonFree PlansBoth Thinkific and LearnWorlds offer free plans, but they differ in their offerings. Thinkific's free plan allows unlimited courses, whereas LearnWorlds limits it to three. However, LearnWorlds provides more customization options compared to Thinkific's basic features.App IntegrationsWhen it comes to app integrations, Thinkific stands out with over 90 available integrations, including popular tools like Mailchimp and Zapier. On the other hand, LearnWorlds does not specify the exact number of integrations available, potentially limiting flexibility in connecting with other platforms.AI Tools for Course CreationIn terms of AI tools for course creation and engagement, both platforms offer innovative solutions. Thinkific provides advanced analytics and insights to optimize course performance. In contrast, LearnWorlds offers interactive video features and a built-in social network for students to enhance engagement.
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Final RemarksAfter comparing LearnWorlds and Thinkific, you now have a clearer picture of their features and functionalities. Your decision should align with your specific needs and goals. User feedback can guide you in making the right choice for your online course platform. It's crucial to prioritize what matters most to you and your audience.Take the leap into online course creation! 🎓 Start your free trial with LearnWorlds and begin your journey to financial freedom. Selecting between LearnWorlds and Thinkific is a critical step in establishing your online course business. Make an informed choice based on the key factors discussed. Your platform will be the foundation of your online courses, so choose wisely. Frequently Asked QuestionsWhat factors should I consider when choosing between LearnWorlds and Thinkific?When choosing between LearnWorlds and Thinkific, consider factors like your budget, desired features, ease of use, customer support, scalability, and customization options to ensure the platform aligns with your specific needs and goals.How do the core features of LearnWorlds and Thinkific compare?LearnWorlds and Thinkific offer similar core features like course creation tools, multimedia support, marketing capabilities, analytics, and student engagement features. However, they may differ in terms of pricing plans, integrations, and user interface design.Can you provide an in-depth analysis comparing LearnWorlds and Thinkific?In-depth analysis involves evaluating aspects such as pricing structures, course delivery options, customization flexibility, marketing tools effectiveness, customer support quality, community building features, and scalability potential. Conduct thorough research to determine which platform best suits your requirements.How can user feedback help in decision-making between LearnWorlds and Thinkific?User feedback is valuable for understanding real experiences with each platform. Consider reviews on ease of use, customer service responsiveness, feature satisfaction, technical support efficiency, update frequency, and overall user satisfaction to make an informed decision based on actual user perspectives.Which platform offers better integration options: LearnWorlds or Thinkific?Both LearnWorlds and Thinkific offer integration options with various third-party tools like email marketing software, payment gateways, analytics platforms. Evaluate the specific integrations you require for seamless workflow automation and choose the platform that aligns best with your integration needs.Useful Links: |
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Simplii Financial is a trademark and division of CIBC. Banking products and services branded Simplii Financial are offered by CIBC. You can access your money from any CIBC ATM in Canada without a fee. You can also withdraw money from any non-CIBC ATM displaying the Interac® or PLUS* signs. Additional costs may apply, including any fees from the owner of the other machine.
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2024.05.21 17:04 xX_Gh0stZz_Xx What would your plan be with this budget?
 | I'm 25, live with my girlfriend who I split everything with 50/50 except food since we eat different things usually. I meal prep or eat pretty cheap food as much as I can (I haven't eaten out at all this year) I currently work retail as an assistant department manager at a grocery store making $17/h. This place doesn't allow overtime, so I'm looking into getting a second job. submitted by xX_Gh0stZz_Xx to povertyfinance [link] [comments] I have two giant bills coming up: my annual phone bill, and my bi-annual car insurance. Both are going to cost about $900. My savings account has $2300 in it because I haven't been budgeting for these two bills until two months ago, which isn't enough to cover them all the way. But to top that off, my car broke down two weeks ago and has been in the shop since then, so I'm expecting a bill between $400-$1200 from there. My savings could potentially go to zero, but hopefully not. I have no credit card debt, but I do use credit cards to get the 1.5%-3% cashback on everything I purchase. It adds up! My current plan
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2024.05.21 17:04 misterflocka Is this court extorting me?
I was driving down US-23 on a business trip early in the morning last week with minimal traffic. I was almost an hour into my trip and I saw a cop on the other side of the highway. I didn’t have cruise control on and looked down at my speedometer and realized I was speeding a bit. The speed limit dropped from 65 to 60 and I was allegedly going 77. I slowed down, but it was too late. The cop made a u-turn and slowly followed me then pulled me over.
I was cited for speeding. Which is technically fair. The fine is $165. However, the court offers a diversion program and traffic school if you haven’t received a ticket in two years.
Here’s the catch: You have to pay $250 just to enter the program. It is another $25 for the online traffic school (very fair price in my opinion).
When I asked the court if I could just pay the $165 and do traffic school, they said no, and they offer this higher fee to “cover all tickets” and they compared the program with local courts to make sure it’s a fair price. I got a simple traffic ticket, not a 29 MPH over the limit, I shouldn’t have to pay as if I got that ticket. It’s the same processing fees, the court just wants more of my money.
It’s like saying “if you don’t pay an extra $85 for your ticket, we will send over a guilty plea to the BMV and they will add 2 points to your license.” The $165 is fair. The $25 is fair. The $85 is not fair.
It just makes me upset that I feel like I am getting extorted to protect my perfect insurance record (never had an at-fault accident) and keep my safe driving discount, which took 5 years to earn.
Do I just pay the piper and not gripe that I’m getting a good deal? Every lawyer I talked to told me to take it, even though it’s not fair in my opinion.
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I was cited for speeding. Which is technically fair. The fine is $165. However, the court offers a diversion program and traffic school if you haven’t received a ticket in two years.
Here’s the catch: You have to pay $250 just to enter the program. It is another $25 for the online traffic school (very fair price in my opinion).
When I asked the court if I could just pay the $165 and do traffic school, they said no, and they offer this higher fee to “cover all tickets” and they compared the program with local courts to make sure it’s a fair price. I got a simple traffic ticket, not a 29 MPH over the limit, I shouldn’t have to pay as if I got that ticket. It’s the same processing fees, the court just wants more of my money.
It’s like saying “if you don’t pay an extra $85 for your ticket, we will send over a guilty plea to the BMV and they will add 2 points to your license.” The $165 is fair. The $25 is fair. The $85 is not fair.
It just makes me upset that I feel like I am getting extorted to protect my perfect insurance record (never had an at-fault accident) and keep my safe driving discount, which took 5 years to earn.
Do I just pay the piper and not gripe that I’m getting a good deal? Every lawyer I talked to told me to take it, even though it’s not fair in my opinion.
2024.05.21 17:04 YouDontJump Simplii Financial Referral Reddit - $50 Signup bonus + potential for a $400 direct deposit bonus
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Simplii Financial is a trademark and division of CIBC. Banking products and services branded Simplii Financial are offered by CIBC. You can access your money from any CIBC ATM in Canada without a fee. You can also withdraw money from any non-CIBC ATM displaying the Interac® or PLUS* signs. Additional costs may apply, including any fees from the owner of the other machine.
To get started with a No Fee Chequing Account, High Interest Savings Account or Personal Line of Credit please apply through the link, otherwise you will not receive the welcome bonus.
https://mbsy.co/6mpjfQ
When using my referral link or referral code (for mortgages), you must follow all the instructions to set up your new Simplii account and complete the eligible activities:
If you open a No Fee Chequing Account by October 31, 2024 and add an eligible direct deposit of at least $100 a month for 3 straight months you'll earn an additional $400 direct deposit bonus!
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Simplii Financial is a trademark and division of CIBC. Banking products and services branded Simplii Financial are offered by CIBC. You can access your money from any CIBC ATM in Canada without a fee. You can also withdraw money from any non-CIBC ATM displaying the Interac® or PLUS* signs. Additional costs may apply, including any fees from the owner of the other machine.
To get started with a No Fee Chequing Account, High Interest Savings Account or Personal Line of Credit please apply through the link, otherwise you will not receive the welcome bonus.
https://mbsy.co/6mpjfQ
When using my referral link or referral code (for mortgages), you must follow all the instructions to set up your new Simplii account and complete the eligible activities:
- If you open a No Fee Chequing Account or High Interest Savings Account, you must make a deposit of at least $100 within 6 months after account opening, and maintain a minimum balance of $100 for at least 30 days.
- If you open a Personal Line of Credit, you must use or spend a minimum of $100 from the account within 6 months of opening the account.
- If you open a Simplii mortgage, you must fund your mortgage within 120 days.
If you open a No Fee Chequing Account by October 31, 2024 and add an eligible direct deposit of at least $100 a month for 3 straight months you'll earn an additional $400 direct deposit bonus!
2024.05.21 17:03 bighugzz SWD Looking for What Career to Switch to?
Basically title. I have a Computer Science Degree and 3 YoE working with a large tech company in Canada. I left that position to help my mother who has late stage MS and was going through a divorce. Tried building a startup for a year, and with the current job market I was bait and switched into an IT support role that will end in in August at my 1 year mark.
Over the past 1 and 1/2 years I've sent out 700 applications. All have been rejections and ghostings. I'll be honest I haven't applied to much in the past month or two. I just don't see a point. I genuinely think that CS and SWD is dead at the junior level and you have to basically be a unicorn to get hired. I don't believe it will get better.
So from the advice of family, counsellors, and friends I am trying to think of what I could do for a career switch. My degree feels useless for anything else, unless I pick IT but after doing it for a year I know I don't want to do it ever again.
I have been told to apply for product management roles still in tech, and that my degree would help. But I've sent about 50 applications with a tailored resume for that and have been ghosted for all of them so I don't have high hopes.
At 31 years old I feel like going back to college isn't really an option. My girlfriend wants us to get married and start having kids, and doing that while I'm going to school and making no money doesn't feel like the safest bet. Not to mention this whole of experience of having my degree mean nothing has kind of jaded me towards any schooling (not just universities) and I no longer see any value post secondary education.
Trades isn't promising for me as I have a bad back from landscaping as a teenager. It has never completely healed and I've tried getting it resolved for years but doctors, physio, and chiro have no idea what's wrong with it.
I feel very lost as a result and don't see a future for myself. If anyone has any thoughts or guidance they can share I'd really appreciate it.
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Over the past 1 and 1/2 years I've sent out 700 applications. All have been rejections and ghostings. I'll be honest I haven't applied to much in the past month or two. I just don't see a point. I genuinely think that CS and SWD is dead at the junior level and you have to basically be a unicorn to get hired. I don't believe it will get better.
So from the advice of family, counsellors, and friends I am trying to think of what I could do for a career switch. My degree feels useless for anything else, unless I pick IT but after doing it for a year I know I don't want to do it ever again.
I have been told to apply for product management roles still in tech, and that my degree would help. But I've sent about 50 applications with a tailored resume for that and have been ghosted for all of them so I don't have high hopes.
At 31 years old I feel like going back to college isn't really an option. My girlfriend wants us to get married and start having kids, and doing that while I'm going to school and making no money doesn't feel like the safest bet. Not to mention this whole of experience of having my degree mean nothing has kind of jaded me towards any schooling (not just universities) and I no longer see any value post secondary education.
Trades isn't promising for me as I have a bad back from landscaping as a teenager. It has never completely healed and I've tried getting it resolved for years but doctors, physio, and chiro have no idea what's wrong with it.
I feel very lost as a result and don't see a future for myself. If anyone has any thoughts or guidance they can share I'd really appreciate it.