Howdy! I'm Devon and its nice to meet you! Like the title said, I'm looking for a slow burn that leads to friendship that'll lead to a relationship. I am also going to therapy to continue bettering myself mentally.
Looks: 5' 10", auburn hair, a bit of a belly due to an addiction to energy drinks, freckled, baby face, wears glasses and hearing aids.
Just letting you know now that I am a part time dad to two boys in case that scares you. I am divorced. I am also conservative and will always vote that way. I don't smoke, do drugs, or drink(I might try a sip to see how it tastes, but that's about it). I love to cook/bake(pizzas, carrot cake, and pumpkin pies are my specialties), I love doing legos(Star Wars all the way), puzzles, watch tv/movies(anime, documentaries, thriller, cooking shows, fantasy, action), I love to sing along to classic country(I listen to almost all genres, but country will forever have my heart). I'm a terrible dancer, but it doesn't stop me from trying! When given the chance, I love going to the pew pew range. I love being in the mountains to unplug. I prefer a night in than a crazy night out. I love hosting friends and playing card/board games and feeding them.
I love laughing at everything, dumb stuff especially. If you have a deaf joke, I'd love to "hear" it haha I'm a total open book and good listener. My love language is Physical Touch and Quality Time.
I'm looking for a conservative/right leaning woman who loves to laugh and have fun, open-minded, compassionate, romantic, loves kids, a good listener, and doesn't take life too seriously. Hopefully you're out there. I don't want to give up just yet. Thank you!

Came across a long 1hr 30min taste (link here) testing video from four months ago of Keith from the Try Guys trying every flavor of Ben and Jerry’s. Even scoop shop exclusives, non-dairy and the more recent Topped flavors.
He tries all the flavors by conveyor belt, and gets a brief time to share his main impressions. He was visibly tired out by the end, and did say at times there were bits of previous ice cream in his mouth. He also tries a few ice cream with some crazy pairings by audience vote (taco shells! Hot sauce!)
His impressions align with some of this subreddit’s favorites, but conflicts with some favorites from Rhett and Link’s from Good Mythical Morning who really like peanut butter flavors in their own Ben and Jerry’s try every flavor video (part 1, part 2). Keith seems to enjoy most ice cream but does not enjoy cookie dough texture. Or perhaps the more bitter ice cream.
Keith said many of the Ben and Jerry’s flavors have similarities (80% similar) which I can agree with of what I tried. He goes over some of his favorites by the end and they tend to be the more different flavors.
He likes: * Phish Food (chocolate marshmallow) * Chocolate Fudge Brownie (good brownie) * their oatmeal cookie flavors (best cookie) * Churray for Churros * Pecan Pie (the pie crusts) * Chunky Monkey * Minter Wonderland (exclusive flavor; like Andes mint) * one of the scoop shop exclusive berry sorbet * prefers Peanut Butter Cup (mild) and PB Over the Top (best medium between mild and strong peanut butter) to Peanut Butter World (too strong for him, but Good Mythical Morning’s favorite peanut butter) * likes the Topped ice cream in general because of the flavor of the chocolate top * likes their cheesecake flavors (Pumpkin Cheesecake, Caramel Chocolate Cheesecake, and especially Cookies and Cream Cheesecake core) * some flavors with caramel (Lights! Caramel Action!) salty caramel gobs like Tony’s Chocolatey Love A-fair (special batch), Karamel Sutra core (the most caramel!) * Vanilla, the plain flavor
Dislikes: * He says all the non-dairy sucks but the FroYo versions are better in head to head challenges. Neither ever as good as the regular version though. * Does say Marshmallow Sky (Scoop shop) tastes like nothing
My thoughts: * I agree Phish Food deserves to be a fan favorite * I disagree with him about Change is Brewing. Think it’s an intense, flavorful, vivid coffee. He says it tastes like actual coffee because of coffee grounds which I’m all for!

Trying to clear my backlog of unredeemed stuff and make some money for an upcoming trip, so looking to hopefully clear this list down some, and honestly for most titles on the list I'd be willing to take $1-3 dollars for.
Here is my SteamRep page
And SteamTrades page
And links to Previous Posts I've made since I'm not sure how to update my flair to correctly show the number of trades I've completed.
I also have the Humble Choice coupons for the DLC for Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, Victoria 3, and Symphony of War: The Nephilim Saga, if anyone would be interested in paying for those as well.
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Universal Statistics (S1-S15)

Winners (Italics if dead, bold if alive):

S1: AiroKun (4)
S2: onstep (2), Qmos (3)
S3: xMisha (4), Zoroh (8), LUCRODIUM (0)
S4: Bornyo (2), carterwarterbear (4), Glarza (3), BuildingBard300 (0), sgouche (2)
S5: carterwarterbear (8)
S6: lapppp (6), LUCRODIUM (4)
S7: carterwarterbear (5), CHAINGE (10), Fcrm (4)
S8: Captureee (3), checog (5), CommanderK22_ (0), Dopamine (4), L1GHT1NG (2), RohanSmashBro (1), skyzfy (5), Ginzburg (1), Kaddyn (0)
S9: PotatoPlayer_ (9), soakle (5)
S10: Cloversss (7)
S11: CurdledDrip (7), SAYNAR (4), sgouche (6)
S12: onstep (7), YoriAsanagi (4)
S13: dahii (9)
S14: Ginzburg (5), soakle (6), PupperKun (6)
S15: brinkwhy (2), checog (4), MaxCringe (1), sgouche (0), skyzfy (4), BuildingBard300 (0)

Runner Ups (Italics if dead before last fight, bold if alive for last fight):

S1: sgouche (3)
S2: Bobbytheturtle (5), OblivionTU (3)
S3: swishduck (8), xtiger34 (1), zCent (0)
S4: benidk (7), CHAINGE (1), dahii (2), SiahStone (0), strategy (2)
S5: skyzfy (4)
S6: carterwarterbear (4)
S7: hypcr (4)
S8: Dyoza (1), LUCRODIUM (4), PupperKun (3), RollRealQuick (0), alcxz (0), DJoee (0), Glarza (0), Kxnani (1), Laqqy (0), m4ku (1), YoriAsanagi (0)
S9: sgouche (6), Blufferfish2009 (0)
S10: PupperKun (5)
S11: zCent (0), _1mmortal_ (3), Spongey (6)
S12: nsket (5), _carn (5)
S13: carterwarterbear (10)
S14: skyzfy (2), CurdledDrip (1), L1GHT1NG (0)
S15: SAYNAR (1), Glarza (1), Karasu994 (0), spittoon (1), Supersun_ (0), YoriAsanagi (1)

Third Places (Italics if dead before last fight, bold if alive for last fight):

S1: Glarza (3)
S2: TehBaconBrawlerZ (1), _1mmortal_ (3)
S3: Dargxn (1)
S4: bayweafs (0), lapppp (8), Davidsid (0), GrassPiece (1), ToeKun (0)
S5: ItsColinn (2)
S6: DripGodDavid (7), Cloversss (1)
S7: _carn (4), BENJADDD (0), GrassPiece (0)
S8: _1mmortal_ (0), Gleoss (2), spellygod (0), Zoroh (6), DogOfKrondor (0), HalfLechuga (0), harkuaa (0), ImmortalAbood (0), Paganize (0)
S9: carterwarterbear (7), benidk (0)
S10: soakle (6)
S11: dahii (1), Fcrm (3), soakle (1)
S12: skyzfy (5), dahii (1)
S13: sgouche (5)
S14: Bobbytheturtle (4), dahii (5), Fcrm (0)
S15: PotatoPlayer_ (4), Fireeypvp (2), GuyNamedKreo (0), kendawg_g (0), L1GHT1NG (0), Shqkster (0)

Top Frags:

S1: AiroKun (4) / CipherKai (4) / yuhFazz (4)
S2: Bobbytheturtle (5) / DEV0Y (5) / Gleoss (5)
S3: swishduck (8) / Zoroh (8)
S4: lapppp (8)
S5: carterwarterbear (8)
S6: DripGodDavid (7)
S7: CHAINGE (10)
S8: Zoroh (6)
S9: PotatoPlayer_ (9)
S10: Cloversss (7)
S11: CurdledDrip (7)
S12: onstep (7)
S13: carterwarterbear (10)
S14: sgouche (7)
S15: broccoliar (4) / checog (4) / dahii (4) / PotatoPlayer_ (4) / remyyyyyy (4) / skyzfy (4)

Most Kills (Team):

S1: N/A
S2: Bobbytheturtle (5), OblivionTU (3) / Gleoss (5), Zoroh (3)
S3: LUCRODIUM (0), xMisha (4), Zoroh (8)
S4: benidk (7), CHAINGE (1), dahii (2), SiahStone (0), strategy (2)
S5: N/A
S6: lapppp (6), LUCRODIUM (4)
S7: carterwarterbear (5), CHAINGE (10), Fcrm (4)
S8: Captureee (3), checog (5), CommanderK22_ (0), Dopamine (4), Ginzburg (1), Kaddyn (0), L1GHT1NG (2), RohanSmashBro (1), skyzfy (5)
S9: PotatoPlayer_ (9), soakle (5)
S10: N/A
S11: CurdledDrip (7), SAYNAR (4), sgouche (6)
S12: onstep (7), YoriAsanagi (4)
S13: N/A
S14: Ginzburg (5), PupperKun (6), soakle (6)
S15: brinkwhy (2), BuildingBard300 (0), checog (4), MaxCringe (1), sgouche (0), skyzfy (4)

First Damage:

S1: broccoliar
S2: broccoliar
S3: broccoliar
S4: Laqqy
S5: broccoliar
S6: broccoliar
S7: emi1iano
S8: Kaismartypants
S9: broccoliar
S10: Lighte
S11: onstep
S12: broccoliar
S13: broccoliar
S14: L1GHT1NG
S15: GitpaT24

Iron Man (Longest at Full Health):

S1: yuhFazz
S2: 527Max
S3: soakle
S4: Davidsid
S5: Bulbexe
S6: omchris
S7: Dawncy
S8: Captureee
S9: DogOfKrondor
S10: SpaceFenix
S11: zCent
S12: Cocunut233
S13: DogOfKrondor
S14: CHAINGE
S15: brinkwhy

First Blood:

S1: DEV0Y (St0rmplayz)
S2: RohanSmashBro (apa37)
S3: bayweafs (sr8611)
S4: Codwhy (vynil)
S5: Hecticity (sgouche)
S6: idklyn (Slooshyy)
S7: CHAINGE (DogOfKrondor)
S8: Kxnani (GodlySteal)
S9: sgouche (Xaturne_)
S10: CodeJoshua (Agentad)
S11: Kaddyn (GodlySteal)
S12: Cloversss (CAMKART100)
S13: dahii (broccoliar)
S14: DJoee (Fireeypvp)
S15: YoriAsanagi (Luca_Kgaming)

First Death:

S1: St0rmplayz (DEV0Y)
S2: WoodFired (Fall)
S3: broccoliar (Fall)
S4: vynil (Codwhy)
S5: sgouche (Hecticity)
S6: Stravilight (Explosion)
S7: Stravilight (Silverfish)
S8: GodlySteal (Kxnani)
S9: Stravilight (Iron Golem)
S10: ItsLittleT (Disconnected)
S11: Qv1k3903 (Lava)
S12: Shqkster (Lava)
S13: BuildingBard300 (Disconnected)
S14: iyvenus (Lava)
S15: Dopamine (Iron Golem)

Kills:

1st - carterwarterbear (38): DJoee (S4), Dargxn (S4), kirbey (S4), onstep (S4), _1mmortal_ (S5), _carn (S5), TehBaconBrawlerZ (S5), InProper (S5), nug17 (S5), Hecticity (S5), ItsColinn (S5), skyzfy (S5), Fcrm (S6), willif (S6), PupperKun (S6), Hecticity (S6), ArcticSeagull (S7), colbay (S7), YoriAsanagi (S7), RollRealQuick (S7), PupperKun (S7), AshRiolu100985 (S9), CommanderK22_ (S9), ChrisCD (S9), DogOfKrondor (S9), ScaryPumpkinFace (S9), fyechris (S9), LUCRODIUM (S9), vynil (S13), Colozi (S13), rae0vr (S13), Socrxte (S13), zCent (S13), painterwanabe (S13), DEV0Y (S13), FalkoYT (S13), onstep (S13), sgouche (S13)
2nd - sgouche (34): Blarkslol (S1), Flcnt (S1), Bulbexe (S1), SAYNAR (S4), PotatoPlayer_ (S4), BuildingBard300 (S7), Dawncy (S8), DJoee (S8), BuildingBard300 (S8), Xaturne_ (S9), BandaiNamco (S9), TOOOTH (S9), Ginzburg (S9), CodeJoshua (S9), O1OO (S9), Ginzburg (S10), AshRiolu100985 (S11), alexnv (S11), strategy (S11), FalkoYT (S11), BuildingBard300 (S11), Fcrm (S11), Cloversss (S13), Cahmn (S13), Fcrm (S13), Shu_MCSG (S13), SAYNAR (S13), MinimanTurtle (S14), bayweafs (S14), DogOfKrondor (S14), Shu_MCSG (S14), painterwanabe (S14), broccoliar (S14), GodlySteal (S14)
3rd - skyzfy (33): Erdql (S4), GrassPiece (S5), St0rmplayz (S5), Bulbexe (S5), SAYNAR (S5), xannydood (S6), TacoDab (S7), HalfLechuga (S8), _carn (S8), SAYNAR (S8), Agentad (S8), PotatoPlayer_ (S8), Flcnt (S10), alexnv (S10), Br1tishIdiot (S10), DumbThiccNick (S10), Fearx_ (S11), PotteryTNT (S11), zCent (S12), Spongey (S12), xtiger34 (S12), GodlySteal (S12), _carn (S12), Xaturne_ (S13), ChrisCD (S13), Stravilight (S13), QuillIsLost (S13), PotatoPlayer_ (S14), DJoee (S14), Zenithu (S15), _pbo (S15), remyyyyyy (S15), FroztiSnowman (S15)
4th - dahii (25): MaxCringe^teamkill (S2), ceije (S2), CHAINGE^teamkill (S4), benidk^teamkill (S4), Fearx_ (S10), Char1zo (S11), BoltsInCharge (S12), broccoliar (S13), Hecticity (S13), PupperKun (S13), FroztiSnowman (S13), CodeJoshua (S13), smurpes (S13), benidk (S13), skyzfy (S13), carterwarterbear (S13), Shqkster (S14), TacoDab (S14), _1mmortal_ (S14), ChrisCD (S14), sgouche (S14), CodeJoshua (S15), Cloversss (S15), Erdql (S15), Kaismartypants (S15)
5th - PotatoPlayer_ (24): HeyItsVincey (S3), brinkwhy (S6), St0rmplayz (S6), Zeesue (S6), _pbo (S7), violethearts (S7), Batusko (S8), Flcnt (S9), CurdledDrip (S9), Demomaker (S9), Gleoss (S9), Kxnani (S9), Hdud (S9), Cacedoupamso (S9), DJoee (S9), sgouche (S9), Agentad (S12), FalkoYT (S12), SpaceFenix (S12), Ginzburg (S12), benidk (S15), soakle (S15), Captureee (S15), Stravilight (S15)
6th - Fcrm (22): DEV0Y (S3), Qmos (S3), _1mmortal_ (S3), DripGodDavid (S5), GrassPiece (S6), nsket (S6), GrassPiece (S7), bayweafs (S7), onstep (S7), hypcr (S7), BuildingBard300 (S9), BeanJee (S9), JampoJohn (S9), lzmur (S9), strategy (S9), JampoJohn (S10), Dottedd (S11), alcxz (S11), smurpes (S11), BuildingBard300 (S12), JampoJohn (S12), 5idekick (S13)
7th - PupperKun (21): harkuaa (S6), jarecl (S6), zohhhh (S7), LUKAD0NCIC (S7), DogOfKrondor (S8), ImmortalAbood (S8), Gleoss (S8), Blufferfish2009 (S9), BoltsInCharge (S10), sgouche (S10), CurdledDrip (S10), Lighte (S10), soakle (S10), HackReality (S11), HalfLechuga (S14), benidk (S14), JampoJohn (S14), Yamatoww2 (S14), Cacedoupamso (S14), BocchiAurore (S14), onstep (S15)
8th - soakle (19): _1mmortal_ (S6), Bulbexe (S9), PupperKun (S9), JEREMIUH (S9), Fcrm (S9), carterwarterbear (S9), DEV0Y (S10), CAMKART100 (S10), bayweafs (S10), willif (S10), CipherKai (S10), TacoDab (S10), Kaddyn (S11), Markerss (S14), SeaToad64 (S14), BuildingBard300 (S14), Xaturne_ (S14), dahii (S14), skyzfy (S14)
9th - _carn (18): Bornyo (S2), xtiger34 (S3), YoriAsanagi (S5), broccoliar (S7), Kaismartypants (S7), Zeesue (S7), strategy (S7), Kxnani (S8), Paganize (S8), HalfLechuga (S12), MCBR (S12), CommanderK22_ (S12), Kaismartypants (S12), smurpes (S12), DumbThiccNick (S13), Cacedoupamso (S13), lzmur (S15), PupperKun (S15)
9th - onstep (18): DEV0Y (S2), Bobbytheturtle (S2), HalfLechuga (S3), flameh (S3), remyyyyyy (S3), Krbreb (S4), Stravilight (S4), Laqqy (S8), _1mmortal_ (S12), Bornyo (S12), Dottedd (S12), lzmur (S12), PotatoPlayer_ (S12), Freya_TheCatLady (S12), nsket (S12), GrassPiece (S13), _carn (S13), Fearx_ (S15)
10th - Cloversss (17): Normoh (S6), YoriAsanagi (S8), lzmur (S8), Ginzburg (S8), gartbak (S10), _pbo (S10), YoriAsanagi (S10), Ryfri (S10), colbay (S10), skyzfy (S10), PupperKun (S10), CAMKART100 (S12), JayshonYT (S13), nqho (S14), CurdledDrip (S14), SAYNAR^teamkill (S14), HalfLechuga (S15)
10th - CurdledDrip (17): ArcticSeagull (S4), Slooshyy (S4), Kxnani (S6), Cloversss (S6), skyzfy (S6), Kaddyn (S8), _1mmortal_ (S10), Glarza (S10), flameh (S11), Freya_TheCatLady (S11), GrassPiece (S11), PupperKun (S11), AdonisGaming (S11), Spongey (S11), zCent (S11), SPEEDYDIGS (S14), kendawg_g (S15)
10th - Zoroh (17): RioTsumiki (S2), Flcnt (S2), Bulbexe (S2), Kahooter (S3), zCent (S3), GodlySteal (S3), BENJADDD (S3), Vrehv (S3), ImChilly (S3), Dargxn (S3), swishduck (S3), ItsMeAR10 (S8), O1OO (S8), MCBR (S8), Shqkster (S8), Kaismartypants (S8), m4ku (S8)
11th - benidk (15): alexnv (S3), lasdarling (S4), Blufferfish2009 (S4), Gleoss (S4), ToeKun (S4), SiahStone^teamkill (S4), bayweafs (S4), lapppp (S4), BuildingBard300 (S10), MinimanTurtle (S10), Char1zo (S12), IhxveNoKB (S12), Fearx_ (S13), BoltsInCharge (S13), FalkoYT (S14)
11th - SAYNAR (15): BuildingBard300 (S5), Fcrm (S8), DripGodDavid (S10), Nuclearsugar (S10), Agentad (S11), JampoJohn (S11), _1mmortal_ (S11), dahii (S11), Fcrm (S12), YoriAsanagi (S13), Agentad (S13), ColdBacon (S13), FroztiSnowman (S14), L1GHT1NG (S14), Technical_Void (S15)
12th - CHAINGE (14): Aybel (S4), bayweafs (S6), BuildingBard300 (S6), DogOfKrondor (S7), BENJADDD (S7), HalfLechuga (S7), tonylmao (S7), willif (S7), Cocunut233 (S7), TheRealHagrid (S7), PotatoPlayer_ (S7), L1GHT1NG (S7), _carn (S7), Colozi (S12)
12th - lapppp (14): Codwhy (S4), azoof (S4), Fcrm (S4), Laqqy (S4), GodlySteal (S4), _1mmortal_ (S4), InProper (S4), strategy (S4), Dyoza (S6), YoriAsanagi (S6), violethearts (S6), Supersun_ (S6), Cacedoupamso (S6), DripGodDavid (S6)
13th - Ginzburg (13): onstep (S8), Kaismartypants (S9), Hecticity (S9), benidk (S9), Cloversss (S12), sgouche (S12), DJoee (S12), AiroKun (S12), Fcrm (S14), Glarza (S14), deccop (S14), 5idekick (S14), Bobbytheturtle (S14)
14th - _1mmortal_ (12): Hecticity (S2), CipherKai (S2), willif (S2), spellygod (S3), lzmur (S3), lapppp (S3), tonylmao (S3), PotatoPlayer_ (S6), Zoroh (S9), Axlur (S11), Shqkster (S11), skyzfy (S11)
14th - broccoliar (12): DripGodDavid (S2), Colozi (S5), MichaelPlayMC (S5), Kaismartypants (S6), Glarza (S8), xAarkus (S9), broccoliar^suicide (S9), strategy (S14), Fireeypvp (S15), GrassPiece (S15), ouicAurore (S15), BoltsInCharge (S15)
15th - checog (11): MangoPlayz (S1), KingPxrker (S1), Dottedd (S8), lapppp (S8), Cloversss (S8), RollRealQuick (S8), PupperKun (S8), YoriAsanagi (S15), Cahmn (S15), dahii (S15), PotatoPlayer_ (S15)
15th - DEV0Y (11): St0rmplayz (S1), CipherKai (S1), Stravilight (S2), MangoPlayz (S2), tonylmao (S2), Codwhy (S2), Batusko (S2), DumbThiccNick (S3), _1mmortal_ (S13), Shqkster (S13), alcxz (S13)
16th - LUCRODIUM (10): sgouche (S6), turicake (S6), strategy (S6), carterwarterbear (S6), tonylmao (S8), _1mmortal_ (S8), spellygod (S8), Zoroh (S8), FearThrows (S9), RollRealQuick (S9)
17th - Bobbytheturtle (9): Krbreb (S2), Glarza (S2), broccoliar (S2), soakle (S2), TehBaconBrawlerZ (S2), BoltsInCharge (S14), Hecticity (S14), Cloversss (S14), PupperKun (S14)
17th - swishduck (9): zCent^teamkill (S2), PotatoPlayer_ (S3), sgouche (S3), ToontownOnline (S3), hypcr (S3), LUKAD0NCIC (S3), soakle (S3), Fcrm (S3), CipherKai (S3)
18th - DJoee (8): St0rmplayz (S2), dahii (S5), ArcticSeagull (S9), swishduck (S9), zCent (S9), Ryfri (S9), MephisDomen (S9), Fireeypvp^teamkill (S14)
18th - DripGodDavid (8): brinkwhy (S5), Charrlottie (S6), Zebobo10 (S6), Digitale (S6), Codwhy (S6), BENJADDD (S6), DoDance (S6), omchris (S6)
18th - Glarza (8): DEV0Y (S1), L1GHT1NG (S1), yuhFazz (S1), MichaelPlayMC (S4), brinkwhy (S4), hypcr (S4), alcxz (S10), DogOfKrondor (S15)
18th - Gleoss (8): _carn (S2), QueenxPetty (S2), Dyoza (S2), bayweafs (S2), _1mmortal_ (S2), Davidsid (S4), _pbo (S8), alcxz (S8)
18th - Hecticity (8): sgouche (S5), RohanSmashBro (S5), Krbreb (S5), strategy (S5), idklyn (S6), soakle (S6), Batusko (S6), soakle (S13)
18th - strategy (8): skyzfy (S4), GrassPiece (S4), zohhhh (S5), broccoliar (S5), ethodog (S5), RollRealQuick (S6), alcxz (S7), Dawncy (S7)
18th - YoriAsanagi (8): Kaismartypants (S10), SAYNAR (S10), HalfLechuga (S11), painterwanabe (S12), SAYNAR (S12), L1GHT1NG (S12), skyzfy (S12), Luca_Kgaming (S15)
19th - GrassPiece (7): CurdledDrip (S4), Heracross (S11), JustinRockin (S11), SSGSS4Goku (S11), Socrxte (S11), Gogo_7895 (S11), bh1747 (S14)
19th - hypcr (7): sgouche (S4), GodlySteal (S7), downkey (S7), 5idekick (S7), skyzfy (S7), Hecticity (S8), broccoliar (S8)
19th - LUKAD0NCIC (7): olivieh (S3), dahii (S3), Captureee (S3), kirkfr (S3), emi1iano (S7), SpaceFenix (S7), Cacedoupamso (S7)
19th - nsket (7): xtiger34 (S6), Davidsid (S6), SPEEDYDIGS (S12), CurdledDrip (S12), bayweafs (S12), DogOfKrondor (S12), benidk (S12)
19th - Spongey (7): Luca_Kgaming (S11), Cahmn (S11), CAMKART100 (S11), IdkKiller (S11), YoriAsanagi (S11), soakle (S11), dahii (S12)
20th - CipherKai (6): Captinn (S1), checog (S1), Lynxo (S1), brinkwhy (S1), PotatoPlayer_ (S2), dahii (S10)
20th - DumbThiccNick (6): MemeDotJpeg (S2), CodeJoshua (S10), Fcrm (S10), Cahmn (S10), benidk (S10), GitpaT24 (S15)
20th - InProper (6): Qmos (S4), MinimanTurtle (S4), Dcrpy (S4), zohhhh (S4), Theheart33 (S4), CipherKai (S5)
20th - L1GHT1NG (6): _Dieter (S1), azoof (S7), sgouche (S8), hypcr (S8), AshRiolu100985 (S12), Luca_Kgaming (S12)
20th - RohanSmashBro (6): apa37 (S2), brinkwhy (S2), flameh (S2), RohanSmashBro^suicide (S2), azoof (S5), Xaturne_ (S8)
21st - BocchiAurore (5): willif (S13), flameh (S14), IhxveNoKB (S14), RohanSmashBro (S14), rae0vr (S14)
21st - Cacedoupamso (5): Cocunut233 (S6), CHAINGE (S6), CurdledDrip (S6), Br1tishIdiot (S9), _1mmortal_ (S9)
21st - lzmur (5): LZNAR (S3), Evzenitable (S8), ArcticSeagull (S15), DumbThiccNick (S15), spittoon (S15)
21st - remyyyyyy (5): benidk (S2), _1mmortal_ (S15), Lighte (S15), DrSliced (S15), BuildingBard300 (S15)
22nd - AiroKun (4): Zebobo10 (S1), broccoliar (S1), Glarza (S1), sgouche (S1)
22nd - Dopamine (4): BENJADDD (S8), CurdledDrip (S8), Demomaker (S8), Dyoza (S8)
22nd - Dyoza (4): Lynxo (S2), NotMyLights (S2), alcxz (S6), harkuaa (S8)
22nd - Shqkster (4): nug17 (S3), Zebobo10 (S3), MinimanTurtle (S11), _pbo (S14) 22nd - spittoon (4): centraleric (S2), chloesad (S2), Psykl0ne (S2), CAMKART100 (S15)
22nd - willif (4): Flcnt (S6), Bulbexe (S6), ItsMeAR10 (S6), Shqkster (S7)
22nd - xMisha (4): violethearts (S3), Krbreb (S3), benidk (S3), brinkwhy (S3)
22nd - yuhFazz (4): BardMain2 (S1), benidk (S1), UbiquityHD (S1), NickPlaysGames15 (S1)
22nd - zohhhh (4): Thermql (S7), TehBaconBrawlerZ (S7), _1mmortal_ (S7), GuyNamedKreo (S15)
23rd - 527Max (3): dahii (S2), bayweafs (S3), NickPlaysGames15 (S3)
23rd - 5idekick (3): sgouche (S7), nsket (S13), Agentad (S14)
23rd - Batusko (3): Ryfri (S2), BardMain2 (S3), benidk (S5)
23rd - Bornyo (3): BuildingBard300^teamkill (S4), dahii (S4), Kxnani (S12)
23rd - brinkwhy (3): SAYNAR (S6), _carn (S15), SAYNAR (S15)
23rd - Captureee (3): SPEEDYDIGS (S8), violethearts (S8), LUCRODIUM (S8)
23rd - OblivionTU (3): DJoee (S2), spittoon (S2), UbiquityHD (S2)
23rd - Qmos (3): Zoroh (S2), Captinn (S2), OblivionTU (S2)
23rd - Socrxte (3): Ginzburg (S11), onstep (S11), Markerss (S11)
23rd - violethearts (3): LUCRODIUM (S3), TacoDab (S6), _carn (S6)
23rd - zCent (3): stupidsylvia (S12), Bornyo (S13), Julse (S14)
24th - _pbo (2): harkuaa (S7), ArcticSeagull (S10)
24th - alexnv (2): Lynxo (S3), onstep (S3)
24th - BoltsInCharge (2): ArcticSeagull (S12), L1GHT1NG (S15)
24th - Cahmn (2): BocchiAurore (S13), Karasu994 (S15)
24th - Codwhy (2): vynil (S4), Shqkster (S4)
24th - colbay (2): SpaceFenix (S10), JayFleaYT (S10)
24th - Colozi (2): DumbThiccNick (S12), CHAINGE (S12)
24th - Dargxn (2): 527Max (S3), Demomaker (S6)
24th - Fireeypvp (2): zohhhh (S15), GodlySteal (S15)
24th - GodlySteal (2): IdkKiller (S12), Cocunut233 (S12)
24th - idklyn (2): Slooshyy (S6), Ryfri (S6)
24th - ItsColinn (2): Fcrm (S5), DJoee (S5)
24th - Kxnani (2): GodlySteal (S8), ArcticSeagull (S11)
24th - MephisDomen (2): _pbo (S9), HeyItsJBug (S9)
24th - NickPlaysGames15 (2): Ryfri (S1), ToeKun (S1)
24th - NotMyLights (2): Glarza (S15), zCent (S15)
24th - Ryfri (2): m4ku (S10), Spongey (S10)
24th - SiahStone (2): BardMain2 (S2), SiahStone^suicide (S2)
24th - smurpes (2): broccoliar (S12), HackReality (S12)
24th - Stravilight (2): ItsColinn (S4), broccoliar (S15)
24th - Technical_Void (2): Shqkster (S15), Supersun_ (S15)
24th - TehBaconBrawlerZ (2): Gleoss (S2), Batusko (S5)
24th - xtiger34 (2): _carn (S3), soakle (S12)
25th - alcxz (1): Pooliox (S11)
25th - bayweafs (1): sr8611 (S3)
25th - Blarkslol (1): TehBaconBrawlerZ (S1)
25th - Bulbexe (1): kirbey (S1)
25th - Captinn (1): swishduck (S2)
25th - centraleric (1): remyyyyyy (S2)
25th - ChrisCD (1): SamaGoz (S13)
25th - CodeJoshua (1): Agentad (S10)
25th - ColdBacon (1): DogOfKrondor (S13)
25th - CommanderK22_ (1): CAMKART100 (S9)
25th - deccop (1): CHAINGE^teamkill (S14)
25th - Digitale (1): stupidsylvia (S6)
25th - DoDance (1): Thermql (S6)
25th - Erdql (1): Fcrm (S15)
25th - ethodog (1): Captureee (S5)
25th - FearThrows (1): lapppp (S9)
25th - flameh (1): KingPxrker (S2)
25th - Flcnt (1): willif (S1)
25th - fyechris (1): Colozi (S9)
25th - Gogo_7895 (1): colbay (S11)
25th - HackReality (1): Kxnani (S11)
25th - HalfLechuga (1): Tunaisheree (S11)
25th - harkuaa (1): Dargxn (S6)
25th - JampoJohn (1): vynil (S12)
25th - jarecl (1): SpaceFenix (S6)
25th - JEREMIUH (1): SAYNAR (S9)
25th - Kaddyn (1): GodlySteal (S11)
25th - Kaismartypants (1): ItsMeAR10 (S11)
25th - KingPxrker (1): xDiversity (S1)
25th - kirkfr (1): NotMyLights (S3)
25th - Krbreb (1): skyzfy (S3)
25th - Lighte (1): Lighte^suicide (S9)
25th - LZNAR (1): spittoon (S3)
25th - m4ku (1): DripGodDavid (S8)
25th - MaxCringe (1): CurdledDrip (S15)
25th - MemeDotJpeg (1): TOOOTH (S2)
25th - nug17 (1): Kaddyn^teamkill (S3)
25th - rae0vr (1): Luca_Kgaming (S13)
25th - smurpes (1): SPEEDYDIGS (S13)
25th - solnyy (1): Aybel (S3)
25th - SPEEDYDIGS (1): IIsauxe (S14)
25th - spellygod (1): Batusko (S3)
25th - TacoDab (1): GrassPiece (S14)
25th - ToontownOnline (1): solnyy (S3)
25th - TOOOTH (1): spellygod (S9)
25th - Tunaisheree (1): Kaismartypants (S11)
25th - UbiquityHD (1): _1mmortal_ (S1)
25th - xannydood (1): HalfLechuga (S6)
25th - Zebobo10 (1): Shqkster (S3)

PvE Deaths:

Fall (11): WoodFired (S2), DumbThiccNick (S2), 527Max (S2), broccoliar (S3), willif (S3), carterwarterbear (S3), broccoliar (S6), Luca_Kgaming (S9), hi______________ (S11), Pooliox (S14), NotMyLights (S15)
Lava (7): ScaryPumpkinFace (S6), Qv1k3903 (S11), xtiger34 (S11), Shqkster (S12), ethodog (S12), iyvenus (S14), zCent (S14)
Disconnected (5): Hendysaurus^disqualified (S2), saltbag^disqualified (S2), dahii (S8), ItsLittleT (S10), BuildingBard300 (S13)
Creeper (4): AiroKun (S2), AiroKun (S3), Dottedd (S9), Xaturne_ (S11)
Burning (2): Shqkster (S9), Agentad (S9)
Iron Golem (2): Stravilight (S9), Dopamine (S15)
Suffocation (2): Ryfri (S3), Stravilight (S12)
Anvil (1): alcxz (S14)
Explosion (1): Stravilight (S6)
Fire (1): vynil (S15)
Skeleton (1): BENJADDD (S2)
Silverfish (1): Stravilight (S7)

Participations:

15 (1): _1mmortal_ (S1-S15)
14 (1): sgouche (S1, S3-S15)
13 (1): Fcrm (S3-S15)
12 (3): broccoliar (S1-S3, S5-S9, S12-S15), BuildingBard300 (S4-S15), skyzfy (S3-S8, S10-S15)
11 (3): benidk (S1-S5, S9-S10, S12-S15), dahii (S2-S5, S8, S10-S15), SAYNAR (S4-S6, S8-S15)
10 (3): PotatoPlayer_ (S2-S4, S6-S9, S12, S14-S15), Shqkster (S3-S4, S7-S9, S11-S15), soakle (S2-S3, S6, S9-S15)
9 (5): _carn (S2-S3, S5-S8, S12-S13, S15), CurdledDrip (S4, S6, S8-S12, S14-S15), onstep (S2-S4, S7-S8, S11-S13, S15), PupperKun (S6-S11, S13-S15), YoriAsanagi (S5-S8, S10-S13, S15)
8 (6): bayweafs (S2-S4, S6-S7, S10, S12, S14), GodlySteal (S3-S4, S7-S8, S11-S12, S14-S15), GrassPiece (S4-S7, S11, S13-S15), HalfLechuga (S3, S6-S8, S11-S12, S14-S15), Stravilight (S2, S4, S6-S7, S9, S12-S13, S15), zCent (S2-S3, S9, S11-S15)
7 (13): Agentad (S8-S14), alcxz (S6-S8, S10-S11, S13-S14), ArcticSeagull (S4, S7, S9-S12, S15), brinkwhy (S1-S6, S15), carterwarterbear (S3-S7, S9, S13), Cloversss (S6, S8, S10, S12-S15), DJoee (S2, S4-S5, S8-S9, S12, S14), DogOfKrondor (S7-S9, S12-S15), Glarza (S1-S2, S4, S8, S10, S14-S15), Hecticity (S2, S5-S6, S8-S9, S13-S14), Kaismartypants (S6-S12, S15), strategy (S4-S7, S9, S11, S14), willif (S1-S3, S6-S7, S10, S13)
6 (5): _pbo (S7-S10, S14-S15), DumbThiccNick (S2-S3, S10, S12-S13, S15), Ginzburg (S8-S12, S14), L1GHT1NG (S1, S7-S8, S12, S14-S15), Ryfri (S1-S3, S6, S9-S10)
5 (17): Batusko (S2-S3, S5-S6, S8), BENJADDD (S2-S3, S6-S8), BoltsInCharge (S10, S12-S15), Bulbexe (S1-S2, S5-S6, S9), Cacedoupamso (S6-S7, S9, S13-S14), CAMKART100 (S9-S12, S15), CHAINGE (S4, S6-S7, S12, S14), CipherKai (S1-S3, S5, S10), DEV0Y (S1-S3, S10, S13), DripGodDavid (S2, S5-S6, S8, S10), Flcnt (S1-S2, S6, S9-S10), JampoJohn (S9-S12, S14), Kxnani (S6, S8-S9, S11-S12), lapppp (S3-S4, S6, S8-S9), Luca_Kgaming (S9, S11-S13, S15), lzmur (S3, S8-S9, S12, S15), Xaturne_ (S8-S9, S11, S13-S14)
4 (28): AiroKun (S1-S3, S12), Bornyo (S2, S4, S12-S13), Cahmn (S10-S11, S13, S15), Captureee (S3, S5, S8, S15), CodeJoshua (S9-S10, S13, S15), Colozi (S5, S9, S12-S13), Dottedd (S8-S9, S11-S12), FalkoYT (S11-S14), Fearx_ (S10-S11, S13, S15), flameh (S2-S3, S11, S14), Gleoss (S2-S3, S8-S9), hypcr (S3-S4, S7-S8), Krbreb (S2-S5), LUCRODIUM (S3, S6, S8-S9), MinimanTurtle (S4, S10-S11, S14), RohanSmashBro (S2, S5, S8, S14), RollRealQuick (S6-S9), SpaceFenix (S6-S7, S10, S12), SPEEDYDIGS (S8, S12-S14), St0rmplayz (S1-S2, S5-S6), TacoDab (S6-S7, S10, S14), TehBaconBrawlerZ (S1-S2, S5, S7), tonylmao (S2-S3, S7-S8), violethearts (S3, S6-S8), vynil (S4, S12-S13, S15), xtiger34 (S3, S6, S11-S12), zohhhh (S4-S5, S7, S15), Zoroh (S2-S3, S8-S9)
3 (31): 5idekick (S7, S13-S14), alexnv (S3, S10-S11), AshRiolu100985 (S9, S11-S12), azoof (S4-S5, S7), BardMain2 (S1-S3), checog (S1, S8, S15), ChrisCD (S9, S13-S14), Cocunut233 (S6-S7, S12), Codwhy (S2, S4, S6), colbay (S7, S10-S11), CommanderK22_ (S8-S9, S12), Dargxn (S3-S4, S6), Demomaker (S6, S8-S9), Dyoza (S2, S6, S8), FroztiSnowman (S13-S15), harkuaa (S6-S8), ItsMeAR10 (S6, S8, S11), Kaddyn (S3, S8, S11), Lighte (S9-S10, S15), Lynxo (S1-S3), NotMyLights (S2-S3, S15), nsket (S6, S12-S13), painterwanabe (S12-S14), Qmos (S2-S4), remyyyyyy (S2-S3, S15), smurpes (S11-S13), spellygod (S3, S8-S9), spittoon (S2-S3, S15), Spongey (S10-S12), swishduck (S2-S3, S9), Zebobo10 (S1, S3, S6)
2 (47): 527Max (S2-S3), Aybel (S3-S4), Blufferfish2009 (S4, S9), Bobbytheturtle (S2, S14), BocchiAurore (S13-S14), Br1tishIdiot (S9-S10), Captinn (S1-S2), Char1zo (S11-S12), Davidsid (S4, S6), Dawncy (S7-S8), Dopamine (S8, S15), Erdql (S4, S15), ethodog (S5, S12), Fireeypvp (S14-S15), Freya_TheCatLady (S11-S12), HackReality (S11-S12), IdkKiller (S11-S12), IhxveNoKB (S12, S14), InProper (S4-S5), ItsColinn (S4-S5), KingPxrker (S1-S2), kirbey (S1, S4), Laqqy (S4, S8), LUKAD0NCIC (S3, S7), m4ku (S8, S10), MangoPlayz (S1-S2), Markerss (S11, S14), MaxCringe (S2, S15), MCBR (S8, S12), MichaelPlayMC (S4-S5), NickPlaysGames15 (S1, S3), nug17 (S3, S5), O1OO (S8-S9), Pooliox (S11, S14), rae0vr (S13-S14), ScaryPumpkinFace (S6, S9), Shu_MCSG (S13-S14), SiahStone (S2, S4), Slooshyy (S4, S6), Socrxte (S11, S13), stupidsylvia (S6, S12), Supersun_ (S6, S15), Thermql (S6-S7), ToeKun (S1, S4), TOOOTH (S2, S9), UbiquityHD (S1-S2), Zeesue (S6-S7)
1 (88): _Dieter (S1), AdonisGaming (S11), apa37 (S2), Axlur (S11), BandaiNamco (S9), BeanJee (S9), bh1747 (S14), Blarkslol (S1), ceije (S2), centraleric (S2), Charrlottie (S6), chloesad (S2), ColdBacon (S13), Dcrpy (S4), deccop (S14), Digitale (S6), DoDance (S6), downkey (S7), DrSliced (S15), emi1iano (S7), Evzenitable (S8), FearThrows (S9), fyechris (S9), gartbak (S10), GitpaT24 (S15), Gogo_7895 (S11), GuyNamedKreo (S15), Hdud (S9), Hendysaurus (S2), Heracross (S11), HeyItsJBug (S9), HeyItsVincey (S3), hi______________ (S11), idklyn (S6), IIsauxe (S14), ImChilly (S3), ImmortalAbood (S8), ItsLittleT (S10), iyvenus (S14), jarecl (S6), JayFleaYT (S10), JayshonYT (S13), JEREMIUH (S9), Julse (S14), JustinRockin (S11), Kahooter (S3), Karasu994 (S15), kendawg_g (S15), kirkfr (S3), lasdarling (S4), LZNAR (S3), MemeDotJpeg (S2), MephisDomen (S9), Normoh (S6), nqho (S14), Nuclearsugar (S10), OblivionTU (S2), olivieh (S3), omchris (S6), ouicAurore (S15), Paganize (S8), PotteryTNT (S11), Psykl0ne (S2), QueenxPetty (S2), QuillIsLost (S13), Qv1k3903 (S11), RioTsumiki (S2), saltbag (S2), SamaGoz (S13), SeaToad64 (S14), solnyy (S3), sr8611 (S3), SSGSS4Goku (S11), Technical_Void (S15), Theheart33 (S4), TheRealHagrid (S7), ToontownOnline (S3), Tunaisheree (S11), turicake (S6), Vrehv (S3), WoodFired (S2), xAarkus (S9), xannydood (S6), xDiversity (S1), xMisha (S3), Yamatoww2 (S14), yuhFazz (S1), Zenithu (S15)

Semi-finals Round 2 (Candy Corn Division Vs Pumpkin Pie Division)
Deano Vs Budwin Bruna Romano Vs Boomer
Vote one male and one female that you want to proceed to the final round.
Voting is for 4 Days. :) (May 16, 2024 - May 20, 2024)
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N.B.: I'm mainly looking for the games listed in the title and at the bottom of the thread. Feel free to post other offers, but if I haven't responded to your comment(s) by my next posting, I likely wasn't able to find a trade that interested me.
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For sale (for Steam Gift Cards or gifted Steam Wallet balance):
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• Dark Souls™: Prepare To Die™ Edition (removed from Steam Store; $350 $400 or best offer)
• Fall Guys (removed from Steam Store)
• Fall Guys - Dragon Hugger Pack (removed from Steam Store)
• Fall Guys - Icy Adventure Pack (removed from Steam Store)
• Marvel's Avengers - The Definitive Edition (removed from Steam Store)
• Spec Ops: The Line (removed from Steam Store)

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• Humble Hunie Sakura Bundle (can also trade for a full "charity" bundle (Australia Fire Relief Bundle or similar))
• Humble Sekai Project Bundle (can also trade for a full "charity" bundle (Stand with Ukraine Bundle or similar))

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For trade:
*signifies that a game is tentatively up for trade, assuming I buy the bundle
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• Nioh 2 – The Complete Edition
• Soulstice
• Warhammer Age of Sigmar: Realms of Ruin – Ultimate Edition

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• A Little to the Left
• Black Book

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• Superliminal
• The Talos Principle Gold Edition
• The Witness

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• Destroy All Humans! 2 - Reprobed
• Life is Strange: True Colors
• Scorn
• There Is No Light: Enhanced Edition

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• Hellpoint
• Remnant: From the Ashes
• Tails of Iron

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• Hell Pie
• OTXO
• The Red Lantern
• Twin Mirror

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• Arkham Horror: Mother's Embrace
• Blood Rage: Digital Edition
• Gloomhaven - Solo Scenarios: Mercenary Challenges
• Small World
• Small World - A Spider's Web
• Small World - Be not Afraid...
• Small World - Cursed!
• Small World - Grand Dames
• Small World - Royal Bonus
• Splendor
• Splendor - The Cities
• Splendor - The Strongholds
• Splendor - The Trading Posts
• Terraforming Mars

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• A Short Hike(?)
• A Story Beside(?)
• Aces & Adventures(?)
• Arcade Spirits(?)
• Battlestar Galactica Deadlock(?)
• Beyond Blue(?)
• Cat Quest(?)
• Cook, Serve, Delicious! 3?!(?)
• EARTHLOCK(?)
• Harmony's Odyssey(?)
• Homeworld Remastered Collection(?)
• Lacuna – A Sci-Fi Noir Adventure(?)
• Minecraft: Java Edition - MCC Island Jingle Jam Rewards Pack(?)
• Monster Prom(?)
• Sifu Deluxe Cosmetic Pack(?)
• Spirit of the Island(?)
• SUPERHOT(?)
• Tinytopia(?)
• Toodee and Topdee(?)
• Train Valley 2(?)
• Turbo Golf Racing(?)
• Valthirian Arc: Hero School Story(?)
• Xenonauts(?)

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• Angry Birds VR: Isle of Pigs

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• Dark Deity
• Edge Of Eternity
• Eiyuden Chronicle: Rising

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• CRYPTARK
• Dead Estate
• Paint the Town Red

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• Lost Castle
• My Time At Portia

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• Toodee and Topdee

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• WWE 2K23

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• Chivalry 2
• Disco Elysium - The Final Cut
• The Forgotten City
• GRIME
• Spiritfarer®: Farewell Edition

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• Back 4 Blood
• Batman: Arkham Asylum Game of the Year Edition
• Batman: Arkham City - Game of the Year Edition
• Batman: Arkham Knight Premium Edition
• Batman™: Arkham Origins
• Injustice 2 Legendary Edition
• Mad Max
• Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor Game of the Year Edition
• Middle-earth: Shadow of War Definitive Edition
• Mortal Kombat 11
• Mortal Kombat 11 Ultimate Add-On Bundle
• Mortal Kombat XL

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• Alan Wake Collector's Edition
• Bendy and the Dark Revival
• Pathologic 2

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• CODE VEIN
• .hack//G.U. Last Recode
• Katamari Damacy REROLL
• TEKKEN 7

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• A Juggler's Tale
• Spirit of the Island

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• Boomerang Fu
• PlateUp!
• ROUNDS
• Stick Fight: The Game
• Ultimate Chicken Horse

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• Fae Tactics
• Flynn: Son of Crimson
• Ikenfell
• Ring of Pain
• Void Bastards

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• After the Fall® - Deluxe Edition
• Zero Caliber VR

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• Patch Quest

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• Five Dates
• Late Shift

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• Demon Turf
• Pumpkin Jack

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• Trover Saves the Universe

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• Coromon
• The Dungeon Of Naheulbeuk: The Amulet Of Chaos
• Jack Move

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• Road 96
• SuchArt: Genius Artist Simulator

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• A Short Hike

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• Cloudpunk
• Ghostrunner
• Severed Steel

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• Eternal Threads
• Turbo Golf Racing

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• Lethal League Blaze
• OlliOlli World
• WWE 2K BATTLEGROUNDS

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• Dragon Fist: VR Kung Fu
• The Walking Dead: Saints & Sinners

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• Celeste

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• Blasphemous
• Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night
• Hollow Knight

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• Behind the Frame: The Finest Scenery

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• Bionic Commando: Rearmed
• Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen
• Lost Planet 3 - Complete
• Mega Man Legacy Collection
• STRIDER™ / ストライダー飛竜®

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• Aground
• Calico
• Evan's Remains
• StarCrossed
• Teacup

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• Into the Radius VR

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• Aliens: Fireteam Elite
• Founders' Fortune
• Monster Prom 2: Monster Camp

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• Nomad Survival
• Scarlet Tower

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• The Citadel
• Viscerafest
• WRATH: Aeon of Ruin

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• The Blackout Club

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• BIOMUTANT
• Edge Of Eternity
• Golden Light

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• Call of the Sea
• Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice

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• 112 Operator
• 911 Operator
• The Amazing American Circus
• Armello
• Backbone
• Calico
• Euro Truck Simulator 2
• Farming Simulator 17
• Ghostrunner
• Guilty Gear X2 #Reload
• Lust from Beyond: M Edition
• Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine
• Orbital Racer
• Pathfinder: Kingmaker - Enhanced Plus Edition
• PAYDAY 2
• Pilgrims
• Soulblight
• Space Crew: Legendary Edition
• Starfinder Core Rulebook (Paizo key) and Starfinder Adventure: Junker's Delight (Paizo key)
• Strange Brigade
• Stygian: Reign of the Old Ones
• System Shock 2
• System Shock: Enhanced Edition
• Ticket to Ride
• XCOM® 2
• X-Morph: Defense Complete Pack

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• Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game
• Fobia - St. Dinfna Hotel
• Othercide
• Shady Part of Me

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• The Last Campfire

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• Sakura Swim Club

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• Summer in Mara
• Townscaper

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• The Long Dark: Survival Edition

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• Stranded Sails - Explorers of the Cursed Islands

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• Conan Chop Chop
• Grow: Song of the Evertree

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• Styx: Shards of Darkness

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• Hard West
• John Wick Hex
• Phantom Doctrine
• Red Solstice 2: Survivors

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• Arizona Sunshine

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• Backbone
• Blade Assault
• First Class Trouble
• Super Magbot

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• Golf Gang
• Maid of Sker

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• Vampire: The Masquerade - Coteries of New York
• Vampire: The Masquerade - Shadows of New York
• Werewolf: The Apocalypse — Heart of the Forest

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• Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl

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• Crown Trick

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• Guts and Glory
• Hello Neighbor

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• Day of the Tentacle Remastered
• Grim Fandango Remastered
• Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
• STAR WARS®: Knights of the Old Republic™ II

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• Duke Nukem Forever
• PGA TOUR 2K21
• WWE 2K Battlegrounds

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• In Sound Mind

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• Little Big Workshop
• Not Tonight

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• Brigador Deluxe Edition
• Verdun

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• Resident Evil 0
• Resident Evil 6
• Resident Evil

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• EVERSPACE™

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• Cultist Simulator
• GWENT: The Witcher Card Game - Ultimate Starter Pack (GOG key)

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• The LEGO® NINJAGO® Movie Video Game

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• Legend of Keepers: Career of a Dungeon Manager
• Legion TD 2 - Multiplayer Tower Defense

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• STAR WARS™: Squadrons (Origin key)(?)

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• Bionic Commando
• Street Fighter V

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• As Far As The Eye
• Impulsion

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• Orcs Must Die! 2 - Complete Pack

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• Bartlow's Dread Machine

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• Blaston

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• White Day: A Labyrinth Named School

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• The Walking Dead

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• Total Tank Simulator

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• Archangel: Hellfire - Fully Loaded

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• XCOM® 2

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• Black The Fall
• Goetia

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• Among the Sleep - Enhanced Edition

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• Dear Esther: Landmark Edition
• This War of Mine

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• Tom Clancy's The Division™ (Uplay key)
• Tom Clancy's The Division™ - Survival (Uplay key)

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• Highway Blossoms
• HunieCam Studio
• KARAKARA
• Sunrider Academy
• Sunrider: Liberation Day - Captain's Edition

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• A Kiss For the Petals - Remembering How We Met

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• Hacknet
• Satellite Reign

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• The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing: Final Cut

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• The Elder Scrolls: Legends: 2 Card Packs (Skyrim) 1 Event Ticket 100 Gold 100 Souls
• ESO Vanity Pet: Bristlegut Piglet and 15 Days of ESO Plus

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• Ame no Marginal -Rain Marginal-
• KARAKARA
• Memory's Dogma CODE:01
• Narcissu 10th Anniversary Anthology Project
• Narcissu 10th Anniversary Anthology Project - Season Pass

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• A Kiss For the Petals - Remembering How We Met
• Sakura Angels
• Beach Bounce
• Beach Bounce - Soundtrack
• Blue Rose

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• Lionessy Story
• My Personal Angel
• Natural - Beyond Nature -
• Postmen Of Horizon (removed from Steam Store)

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• The Reject Demon: Toko Chapter 0 — Prelude

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• Koi-Koi Japan [Hanafuda playing cards]
• Mahjong Pretty Girls Battle
• Mahjong Pretty Girls Battle : School Girls Edition
• Poker Pretty Girls Battle: Texas Hold'em
• Pretty Girls Mahjong Solitaire

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• Guns of Icarus Alliance
• Guns of Icarus Online
• Impossible Creatures Steam Edition
• Lethal League
• Tempest: Pirate Action RPG
• Tempest - Treasure Lands
• Tempest - Original Soundtrack
• Warhammer 40,000: Space Wolf
• Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide

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• Tenta Shooter
• Gun Gun Pixies
• DUSK
• For The King
• Book of Demons
• PlateUp!
• Kingdom Two Crowns
• White Day: A Labyrinth Named School
• Warhammer 40,000: Gladius - Relics of War
• Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
• Steel Rats™
• Hue
• Sifu Deluxe Edition Upgrade Bundle (Epic key)
• Gal*Gun: Double Peace
• The Invisible Hours
• Synergia
• ROCKETRON
• Project Nimbus: Complete Edition
• Dead Age
• Spirit Hunter: NG
• Slain: Back from Hell(?)
• Cook, Serve, Delicious!
• Tower of Time
• Danger Scavenger
• Survive the Nights
• Valfaris
• Nongunz: Doppelganger Edition
• This War of Mine

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• Knights of Pen and Paper +1 Edition
• Knights of Pen and Paper 2 - Here Be Dragons

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• 112 Operator
• 911 Operator
• Book of Demons
• Broken Age
• Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons
• Crying Suns
• Crying Suns
• Dear Esther: Landmark Edition
• Driftland: The Magic Revival
• Liberated (GOG key)
• Moon Hunters
• Out of Reach: Treasure Royale
• Wanderlust: Travel Stories (GOG key)
• WARSAW
• X-Morph: Defense + European Assault, Survival of the Fittest, and Last Bastion DLC (I believe this redeems as the linked Complete Pack, minus the soundtrack)
• ΔV: Rings of Saturn(?)

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• Arcade Paradise
• Calico
• Say No! More
• Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game
• Fobia - St. Dinfna Hotel
• Phoenix Point: Year One Edition
• Deliver Us The Moon
• Morkredd
• Rogue Heroes: Ruins of Tasos
• Spirit Hunter: NG
• Survivalist: Invisible Strain
• Warhammer: Vermintide 2
• ENDLESS™ Space 2
• Surviving the Aftermath
• The Long Dark

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• Duck Game
• SCP: Secret Files
• WWE 2K23
• The Jackbox Party Pack
• Outward (redeems as the base game only, not the linked Definitive Edition)
• Outward - The Soroboreans
• Outward Soundtrack
• Blade Assault
• Founders' Fortune
• Hokko Life
• Monster Crown
• Othercide
• Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous - Enhanced Edition
• ScourgeBringer
• Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey
• HOT WHEELS UNLEASHED™
• Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor Game of the Year Edition
• Sonic CD (removed from Steam Store)
• LEGO® Harry Potter: Years 1-4
• LEGO® Harry Potter: Years 5-7
• STRIDER™ / ストライダー飛竜®
• Bionic Commando
• Full Metal Furies
• Ultra Street Fighter® IV
• Starbound
• Mafia III: Sign of the Times
• BioShock 2
• Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor Game of the Year Edition
• Sherlock Holmes: The Devil's Daughter
• The Mean Greens - Plastic Warfare
• Crusaders of the Lost Idols Legendary Starter Pack
• Project CARS (removed from Steam Store)

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WANT:
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• 5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel
• Astebreed: Definitive Edition
• Avernum: Escape from the Pit
• BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger
• CrossCode
• Dead Rising 4
• Dungreed
• Mega Man X Legacy Collection 2
• Mega Man Zero/ZX Legacy Collection
• Mortal Kombat Komplete Edition
• Myst (2021)
• NBA 2K23
• NECROPOLIS: BRUTAL EDITION
• Omensight: Definitive Edition
• OPUS: Echo of Starsong - Full Bloom Edition
• OPUS: Rocket of Whispers
• OPUS: The Day We Found Earth
• Power Rangers: Battle for the Grid
• RAGE
• Resident Evil Village
• The Jackbox Party Pack 5
• The Jackbox Party Pack 6
• The Jackbox Party Pack 7
• Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap
• Zombie Army 4: Dead War

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• any extra copies of WWE 2K23

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I have pumpkin pie cookie who is helping a lot but the guys Plasma discharge is why to fast as for treasures i have squishy jelly watch miraculous remidy and explores monocle at this point I'm fine with one star or none at all I just want yo level up my cookies
Let's goooooooo Dark cacao cookie mvp whooooooooi

Sorry some of these are so delayed!
u/TyeDyeAmish Thank you for the "Hello" postcard with the rainbow smiley faces. You asked me a question on the back to it, so I'll write back soon. Love your little blue bear return address stickers!
u/comingtogetyoubabs Thank you for the Neil Gaiman New Year postcard! I have had a slow start (for me) and only read 3 books this year so far, but am hoping to read A TON over the summer :)
u/travel4me22 x2 Thank you for the postcards of Wang Zhaojun's tomb and Parker Ranch in Hawaii (200,000 acres is crazy!). Sorry I didn't thoroughly read these sooner, but they were both thanking me for birthday cards: the pie card, which I did send, and a turtle card, which I did not send! I hope everyone got their thank you postcard and I just got an extra one on top of that!
u/typical-ad-897 Thank you for the evil stepmother from Snow White film frame postcard! Love the little purple monster sticker on the back!
u/pinkpengin Thank you for the beautiful handmade card made with scraps of paper and cardstock! I love the textures. Your handwriting is so cute! I'm doing great using up my supplies and haven't bought any new carding stuff all year so far, except glue tape! I'm probably going to do another weird word offer because I got a lot of takers and they were super fun to make, and I learned some new words! Also, love these little puffy stickers!

A really tasty snack ive been making is canned pumpkin, Greek yogurt (i usually get chobani zero sugar vanilla) , pumpkin pie seasoning, and granola. I usually mix in a lot of pumpkin but you can use less or more depending on how much you like pumpkin flavor then save the rest.

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So, if you’re just joining us, I work at a haunted zoo now. Since I’ve gotten some rest, it feels like I’ve got my head on straight, at least, so I’d like to continue where I left off.
I sat on the floor in the office after meeting the ghost until I’d settled my rattled mind (and realized I’d forgotten to ask her name, how rude is that?). I took a deep breath and got up off the floor. Walking over and falling into the rolling chair in front of the large screen of camera views, when I brought up the camera that covered the area in which I’d spotted her, she was still there, and it seemed she hadn’t moved an inch.
Sitting there, at a loss, I continued to watch her. The ghost hung around for another five minutes or so, appearing to look at a few things off-screen, though I’m not sure what. Then she walked off into the forest and left the view of the cameras. I wasn’t sure if she vanished into the ether or if she’d gone looking into the trees to look for something.
But that wasn’t the end of the job interview, so let me jump back there. It continued into what kind of animals the zoo had, with Andrew asking me how much experience I had with dangerous animals.
I took a moment to consider the question. “So, ah…I’ve been going hunting and fishing with a neighbor since I was sixteen,” I told him. “We always have to keep an eye out for gators, bears, and hogs. Then there’s snakes, of course…snapping turtles… Since I’ve lived here my whole life and been aiming for a job with wildlife for a long time, I know a lot about the animals in Arkansas in general. But good advice for all of the above is avoid them, so I’ve had encounters, but I don’t know if you’d say I have experience with them.”
“That’s fine,” Andrew said, nodding. “That’s an answer I’m satisfied with. Now, the ghost was the appetizer, Ripley; here’s the main course. To start with, the pay isn’t twenty-five an hour. It’s fifty.”
Staring in shock for a moment, I asked, “Are you serious?”
“Yeah. But that’d be weird to post online considering what applicants think we need, so I halved it.”
“That’s… Okay, why?”
“The animals are already here. You just can’t see them.”
I stared at him for a long moment, some disbelief worming its way into my expression, before saying, “Sorry, what?”
“There’s a chance you’d naturally never see them, or at least some of them,” he continued casually. “It depends on both your genetics and how long you stay on the job. I can naturally see six of them, but that’s it. Suzanne can see all of them, and more. Some are what people would label demons or ghosts. Or magic. Mostly you’d call them cryptids. The ghost was just a warm-up; I mentioned her first because it never takes more than a week to see her if you work the night shift. If you manage to handle her okay, soon you’ll be able to see the animals too. The more time you spend on the grounds, for weird reasons,” he said, wiggling his fingers in the direction of the back door, “the more you’ll be able to see.”
“So, this…this is a zoo for cryptids,” I echoed slowly. He nodded once, waiting to find out what kind of reaction I would have. I gestured vaguely around the room. “If this is a hidden camera show, will you cut me a check for showing up and participating?”
Andrew coughed out a chuckle and shook his head. “No joke. There are a ton of stories out there that have been written to death, pulverized until they’re not the Grimm stories of old and instead they’re Disney films. A lot of those stories come from what some humans have seen. There are dozens of other worlds pressed up against ours, and occasionally things come through by accident. If they’re smart, they’ll lay low and then make their way back when they can. If not, they become local folklore until someone helps them back. I’m just from London, but Suzanne is from somewhere else. She hires people like us for this zoo. Humans.”
Sighing, I shook my head. “That makes no sense. Why would she hire a muggle for a magic zoo?”
Andrew burst out laughing at that, and then waited to gather himself before he continued. “Fair point, but this is less about magic and more about animals, and you’re missing some information that will explain it. First of all, if I misjudge an employee, and they think they can make bank by outing the endangered and valuable animals we have, it’s easy to relocate the zoo.”
“Because magic?” I asked.
“Exactly,” he replied, ignoring the thread of skepticism in my tone. “That means it isn’t the end of the world if that happened, though it is a pain in the arse. But second…let me ask you a question. Speaking of reality shows, say the Discovery Channel put out a call to replace Steve Irwin when he passed. Imagine they had a line out the door,” he said with a gesture, “of people who thought they had the skill and natural talent to replace him, to take on everything he’d been doing his whole life. How many do you reckon would lose an arm, a leg, or their life, by the end of the day?”
My lips parted in surprise and I narrowed my eyes at him. “You’re saying people from…wherever…they’re just as dumb as humans, but they’re worse, because they actually think they can handle these things.”
Andrew pointed the pen at me. “Things. Exactly. You called them things. Suzanne and her friends grew up with them and would call them animals. These animals have dispositions and temperaments that we’ve studied for as long as there have been scientists. Where Suzanne’s from, they know the weaknesses of these animals, and also they’re in enclosures here, even if you and I can’t see the walls because they’re invisible things called ‘wards’. If I hire someone who’s got magic on top of all that, they’ll have almost no instinctive fear.
“Everything here is nocturnal, and every one of them is a hunter. Some of these things? Humans see them and they pass out. Not that I want you passing out, but I need someone who is scared of these things, who knows to stay out of the enclosures no matter what. Not someone who thinks they can train them to do tricks, who gets close enough for them to grab a mouthful of hair and drown them. Once, we had a night shift manager injured, and once killed, because they didn’t take these animals seriously enough.”
Thinking back to the Sea World orca incident I knew he’d been referencing, I remembered wondering how someone at that level of her profession could be so careless as I watched the video on YouTube. It made sense when he explained it like that. I hesitated before mentally throwing my hands up and going all in. “So, why put this place here, then? If they’re endangered and also dangerous, why have a zoo at all instead of just a small reserve?”
He pursed his lips, looking disappointed in me. “Ripley. You know that already. You already said as much.”
Thinking back through our conversation, I said, “The rich humans who pay top dollar to see supernatural animals.”
“Not humans,” he told me. “But people, yes, and they are rich, and they’re making donations and spending their money on a ticket here because everything we have is endangered.”
“So…”
I just let my voice trail off and my mind started to drift. Andrew remained silent, letting me do so. There’s that thing people say, ‘I believe that you believe it,’ which is just a kinder way of saying, ‘Bullshit.’ Parents say it about closet monsters. Psychologists say it to people who say they’ve been abducted and probed by aliens. I wanted to say it to Andrew.
But I also wanted a job. If it meant working overnight at an empty zoo, that was fine. When it came down to it, especially when I took the tone of our conversation into account, this was a zoo specifically focused on preserving endangered ‘animals’, and it was allegedly doing important work. Also, if this turned out to be the real deal and I started seeing the animals, I would deal with it, just like I would deal with an enclosure that had a lion or tiger or gorilla. If it came with a ghost and invisible creatures, I really didn’t see what the difference was, if I couldn’t go in the enclosures either way.
On that note, I’d like you to imagine a kid who looks at a roller coaster, watching everyone screaming and grinning as they go up and down and all around and they’re like, ‘Heck, I could do that! That looks like a blast!’
Then they get on, the first drop hits, and they realize they’ve made a terrible mistake.
“All right,” I sighed. “I can’t say I’m going to turn down a job just because it’s going to be scary. Especially not one with this paycheck.”
Andrew smiled. “Awesome. There’s an adjustment process for anyone working here, similar to a dog that gets adopted, actually. I know the general guidelines of, ‘three days, three weeks, three months’ in terms of milestones, until they finally feel they’re where they’re supposed to be,” he told me, “and you can think of your time here along those lines. I really think you’re a great fit, and once you reach the milestone of working here for three months, I’ll officially consider you our new night shift guard. And I hope you’ll stay with us for many years.”
I nodded and smiled at the flattery of an employer wanting me to work a great job for them for a long time. I’d never had a dog, but those milestones were well-known among anyone who knew animals, especially dogs. The first three days, the dog is getting to know its new digs, exploring, and decompressing. At three weeks, they’ve gotten used to their environment and are starting to get comfortable with their surroundings and the routines of the humans they live with. By three months, they know the rules and follow them, they trust you, and they feel they are where they’re meant to be. I could only hope to be so lucky.
I saw the ghost two days ago and she has yet to make another appearance (for those who are curious, I asked, and her name is Leila), and I still hadn’t seen any animals. I did hear one, though, I feel compelled to note. A growling roar sounded from the lake on occasion, echoing across the vast zoo, sending a shiver down my spine. Whatever that animal was, it sounded gigantic.
Andrew said there was apparently a group that wanted to visit for a birthday and they were offering a huge donation, so he let me know they were making an exception and that this group would be walking through the park that night. That meant I’d be watching people watching animals that, as far as I could tell, weren’t there.
It was anticlimactic. Even the three people who came for the tour just looked like people, not like aliens or something eldritch from another dimension, and I stayed in the security office the whole time. Andrew was the one giving the tour. I watched them spend about five minutes at each enclosure, the hour or so that they were there passing without incident. It was clear that they were able to see all the animals, though, since they motioned excitedly at each enclosure and spoke to Andrew, who presumably answered any questions they had.
If they could see the animals, that was that. There was still that niggle in the back of my head, from my twenty-three years of life never encountering anything like ghosts or cryptids, telling me that this was ridiculous. Waiting for someone to knock on the door, a camera mounted on their shoulder, to tell me that it was a big joke and they wanted to see how long I’d play along. But from all I saw, this was a real place with real, invisible animals.
I do carry a taser and pepper spray in my capacity as a security guard. Though it isn’t for the animals, since they’re in the enclosures; they’re actually for the rare instance of a break-in. Andrew mentioned that it had happened several times it the past, someone trying to steal an animal in the hopes of selling it on the black market. They’d been successful before, but apparently my predecessor Roger was good at his job, and mostly they left in handcuffs.
I’ll be honest, I’m not a huge fan of confrontation, but my job was to call Andrew and then confront the person, not kick their ass. That’s what the police were for, or rather, the people Andrew would call in lieu of police in certain situations.
Fifty bucks an hour. That’s the key here.
Andrew hadn’t set up direct deposit, since he was sticking with a strategy of waiting to see if I’d continue to work there once I found out myself dealing with the animals (I’ve decided I am going to just call them animals). Instead, I got an old-fashioned check after my shift every Friday. The number on the first check was delightful. I went out that evening and had a big dinner at the local diner, order my most expensive favorites on the menu and a big slice of pie for dessert.
When it came to the paychecks in general, though, I had this weird feeling of not wanting to tell my dad and brother about the fact that it was actually $50/hr. I previously mentioned that my dad, his name’s Nathan if you’re curious, works at a local grocery store. Our town has a couple food franchises, but I think its size is just short of whatever threshold Walmart uses to decide where to open. He earns $14/hr. and that’s after the tiny raises he’s gotten over the past thirteen years.
That’s not to say he’d feel bad about not making as much as me. On the contrary, he would be ecstatic for me and really proud. But, like me, he’d be suspicious. That hourly rate was the biggest hint that this was more than just a private zoo for cryptids. And as soon as that fat check cleared without problems, my dad wouldn’t be satisfied with reassurances; he’d want to come visit the zoo and look around.
I’d told him it’s a private preservation with scheduled (expensive) visits only and that it had only eleven animals, so he’d been appeased by me brushing off the idea of a visit. Also, I took a few photos of my workplace; one of the security room, one of me sitting in my chair, one photo of the many screens I watched, and a selfie where I was feigning sleep out of boredom, slouched in my chair with my mouth open in a faux snore. That let him feel like he knew where I was and what I was doing, and that I was safe.
But if I told him I was making double what he thought, my father would practically order me to quit. No job was worth my safety, he’d tell me. I was quite of the opposite opinion, however, considering how crucial any and all conservation efforts were these days. Especially with the steep extinction levels due to humans competing with other animals for space, not to mention climate change. Working in any job that helped preserve species and keep ecosystems in balance, or put them back in balance, was so important.
Then again, my father would also point out something I had realized right away: the fact was that I was working with endangered species that were not from Earth. I wasn’t helping my planet. To be honest, though…that didn’t matter to me. Especially after that talk with Andrew about why he hired a human for this job, I figured whichever dimension these animals came from had the equivalent of us, razing forests to the ground, clouding the planet with pollution, and leaving the animals with no avenue of recourse when yet more land was taken from them.
I really do hope to keep working here for a long time, though, and not just because of the money. I can’t help it; I want to know what these things were, and I want to work with them, to do the job of a zookeeper. The same way you go up to the chain-link fence to get close to a carnivore on the other side who thinks you’d make a nice afternoon snack. You just want to be closer to them, to experience that incredible, daunting feeling of being in their presence.
Unsurprisingly, it wasn’t long before I got what I wanted.
The day after we had the tour go through, I was doing my sweep when I saw the ghost again. She was sitting on a small boulder in the same area I’d seen her the first time, looking identical, blood covering the front of her slashed shirt, the wounds visible underneath. I stopped and stood there for a moment before I decided to raise my hand in a small wave.
The young woman cocked her head at me and raised a hand in the air in an imitation of my gesture, her expression showing a bit of curiosity.
She was low-key, seemingly not concerned with my presence, looking at me as a novel phenomenon in her world. I wondered what that world consisted of. Was she always here, sometimes visible and sometimes not? Or did she have another world next to ours, in the ether, where she left everything in this world behind and floated in her disembodied form? Did she still feel emotions? Was that really curiosity on her face, or was I projecting? Did she feel happiness? Fear? Did she have the option of moving on, or was she stuck here?
Many questions that I might never get the answers to. And that was assuming Andrew knew the answers, since I’d never met Suzanne Cooper and he hadn’t even mentioned that possibility. This place was clearly her baby, but I’m sure running it was a lot of work. Plus, if she was rich enough to own it, she was rich enough to have other businesses and charities to run.
When it comes to the enclosures, they’re all wrapped by a barrier of some kind, though never one that seems adequate. There was not a single place with the ugly metal weavings of a chain-link fence, and no stretches of circular razor wire. Instead, there are nice fences. Black iron, or wrought steel fencing in a similar style to the one circling the perimeter of the zoo, just shorter and with different patterns. Or a spaced picket fence, the wood stained in some tone of brown, or a split two-rail fence. As if to say, ‘This is the border of your enclosure, but we’re just letting you know out of courtesy.’
When I started to pass enclosure number seven last night, a young woman’s voice spoke, “Hello.”
I startled, unaware that I hadn’t been alone. “Oh. Hi,” I said, staring at her standing a few yards in.
She had been next to a large tree and I hadn’t seen her. This enclosure was behind a picket fence, and she walked through the large area of wild grasses and flowers that stretched across the other side of the fence. There were fewer tall grasses closer to the fence, which I guessed was because it had been tromped down by her regular pacing along it when there were visitors, or if she wanted to see the various enclosures of the zoo. Her sudden appearance was a bit weird, considering I had been expecting to see a cryptid and instead I was looking at, it seemed, an attractive Asian woman.
She wore a black kimono, the soft silk robe draped gently over her body, with beautiful patterns of cherry blossoms, more so over her left side, and red and blue birds with their wings spread. A sash wrapped around her abdomen, she wore socks and sandals on her feet, and her hair was up in those rolls that gave volume to the style.
I was no expert on any fashion, much less that of another country, so I just assumed it was all traditional Japanese clothing. Most likely, the visitors who came liked to see a certain time-honored style and that’s what she stuck with. Or maybe she played on stereotypes. That would be amusing.
“I’m Yui. It’s nice to meet you,” she spoke, arriving at the border of the fence and holding out a hand for me to shake.
I’d been standing about three yards away from her, and I’ll be honest, muscle memory tried to kick in. But I only made it two steps, my hand starting to rise, before I froze, the hand falling limply at my side. “Nice to meet you, too,” I answered, my voice quiet.
Damn. I wonder how many times that honey trap works back where she comes from.
The pleasant look on her face faded, and she lowered her hand. “You won’t shake hands with me? Isn’t that rude?”
“I mean, I kind of like my hand where it is. You know, attached to me.”
Her demure smile widened into something more amused. “I would never do something so revolting.”
Looking her up and down, as if more visual information would give me more knowledge of what she was, I asked her, “What would you do?”
“I would be less wasteful,” she said softly.
A finger of ice trailed down my spine, and I had the sudden image in my head of her grabbing my outstretched hand in an iron grip and yanking me over the fence, leaving me to sprawl on the ground. Then killing and consuming me efficiently, without a single careless step, the same way humans slaughtered pigs, using everything from the hog but the squeal. I was struck with a shiver at the idea of her consuming everything from me but my screams.
Slowly, I took one step further down the path, then another. Just as I got to a walking pace, though, I realized the woman had started walking too, in the same direction. I’d have eventually gotten to the end of her enclosure and keep going, leaving her behind, but she spoke up. “Are you leaving?”
I came to a stop, meeting her gaze again. “My job is to walk the zoo every hour. Then I’ll get back to the security room and stay there until my next walk.”
“Have you met the others yet?”
I hesitated before saying, “Just Leila.”
She blinked languidly. “That means nobody welcomed you here.”
“Andrew did.”
She didn’t reply to that. Instead, she slowly started to lean forward, and I flinched backward a few steps further as I saw insect legs start curling out from her back.
No. Not insect. Arachnid.
The eight legs ended in small ‘paws’ with tiny claws, a layer of hairs covering the leg from top to bottom, like any typical tarantula. I took two more slow steps back and my mouth went dry as the jointed legs just kept lengthening, until they were large enough to lever her off the ground.
My gaze had been on the spider legs, but my heart skipped a beat as I realized her human legs had melded together and turned into a bulging abdomen. Her skin was shifting to a carapace, eventually all the way up to her shoulders and down her arms, her fingers elongating and her nails stretching to claws. From there down, her body was that of a pale tarantula with pedipalps the size of my arms and piercing fangs in her jaws that looked like they could take my head off.
There was a moment, my vision blurring, where I was worried that I might piss myself. The part of my brain that still had its humor intact in that moment told me that I should keep an emergency set of clothes in my car, or at the very least, start wearing Depends to work.
“I show you my true form,” she said softly, her voice now raspy like an eighty-year-old after a lifelong smoking habit. “Welcome to Suzanne Cooper’s zoo. The night shift guard for many years was Roger, before he retired and the zoo moved, and I miss him dearly. What should I call you?”
I choked on my words. There was no way my throat was going to cooperate enough for me to clearly get a sentence out. Instead, I realized my legs had taken control of the situation themselves, unsatisfied with my conscious brain’s decision to stand and stare, taking steps backward. I backed up a yard, then five yards, then ten.
My mind focused on the fact that spiders don’t waste anything, and pictured my demise. I’d be wrapped in a cocoon, killed, and made nice and mushy before she had me for dinner.
The whole time, my brain was a frenzied mess, my pupils were probably the size of dimes, and I was staring at that tiny, pathetic fence between her and me. There was so much adrenaline pumping through my body that I felt like my bones were vibrating. The fence was, to my eyes, the only thing between us. The only thing keeping her from tackling and killing me. My only hope was that she’d do it quickly.
But she didn’t move. As I absorbed her innocent, polite words, the look on her face was calm, and I wondered if this was typically the way a conversation went before she devoured her prey. I wondered how many people she’d eaten. Not humans, not people from Earth, but the ones from where she came from. The fact that she doesn’t scare the shit out of those people means they’re staggeringly dumber than humans.
Finally, I rounded a corner, both relieved at having her out of my sight and worried that she would take that moment to come find me. When she’d been within eyeshot, I had at least known where she was and could run in the other direction. But I didn’t hear the sound of faint footsteps moving rapidly toward me. All was quiet, in that deep, smothering way that only an empty business in the middle of the night in small town America could be.
My hands trembling, I barely paid attention to anything but the confirmation that my surroundings were free of the colossal spider as I finally got back to the door. Grabbing the handle and letting my eyes dart around for about ten seconds and my ears prick for the slightest sound, I finally swiped my key card across the pad and went inside, shutting the door behind me and engaging the backup deadbolt.
Maybe that was why they had decided on keycards. If I was running from something and panicking, using an actual key or inserting the card like at a hotel would keep me from getting to safety considering my hands were shaking enough to mix a margarita.
Walking over to my chair, I fell into it, letting my body flush itself of terror as I looked up at the cameras. There she was, still in arachnid form, exactly where I’d left her behind that rinky-dink fence, casually looking around and slowly pacing back and forth. I stared at her as my racing heart gradually slowed, and a minute or so later she turned on her eight legs and walked back into the trees.
Whatever invisible fences the enclosures have apparently work, which is nice, because I wasn’t keen on getting killed by one of the creatures here. And that’s what brings me here, spilling out everything that’s happened so far. Because nearly passing out from terror isn’t something I wanted to deal with at work, obviously, but I keep going over what she did in my head again and again, and I feel like I reacted like a child who spotted a wolf spider on their bed. I started to worry for my overactive sense of self-preservation, at least in my capacity as an employee here.
The spider didn’t even try to hurt me, and so I was feeling a bit foolish. Even annoyed, actually, at the fact that I’d freaked out so hard and took off instead of trying to engage in at least basic conversation. I got the sense that she wasn’t at human-level intelligence, but I was never going to be able to hold any level of conversation with an alligator.
Sure, she did mention that she wouldn’t be so crass as to yank off my hand because she’d rather just have my entire corpse, but wouldn’t a wolf do the same if it was hungry? Wouldn’t any carnivore? Actually, they probably would’ve been satisfied with one of my hands. The fear here was from the fact that she turned into a giant spider. If she’d turned into Clifford, I would’ve reacted the same way, if not better than, meeting Leila.
With that, I decided I’m staying on the job. Considering how frustrated I can get with foolish people, it’s a bit hypocritical, and I’m being a bit of an idiot. But…there are definitely wards keeping them in their enclosures. Also, I signed up for creatures for another dimension, whether or not I believed in them at the time, and I will not let encountering my first one in an objectively boring way be the reason I quit.
The money is a factor, I’ll grant you. Of course it is. And I can’t spend it if I’m dead, but all signs point to surviving as long as I don’t do anything dumb. Also, yes, I’ll admit there’s a not-so-little voice in the back of my head that’s desperate to know what else is here. I never thought I’d do something like this, but finding out these things are real, I honestly do want to learn more about them.
Still, though, I decided to call Andrew at the end of my shift to ask if the pepper spray and taser I carried worked on a certain spider, as well as the other animals I’d yet to meet.
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Origin Statistics

Winners

S1: TayUHC, Charrlottie
S2: Julse, ArcticSeagull
S3: Kaddyn
S4: CodeJoshua, Markedbooboy
S5: ArcticSeagull, Charrlottie, olivieh
S6: Chasmic, Kaddyn, Markedbooboy, Ninetals38
S7: Charrlottie, Chasmic, TheSlimeBrother, fruitlogic
S8: Forgot_N, Markedbooboy, RuneTactics, TheSlimeBrother
S9: Kaismartypants, TheSlimeBrother
S10: fruitlogic, Jahrod, jimmyjegs, Theheart33
S11: Flouzemaker
S12: Kaddyn, AUD_ODD, stupidsylvia
S13: fruitlogic, bayweafs
S14: AirInAirOut, ScaryPumpkinFace
S15: MarcC5M, DogOfKrondor
S16: Kaddyn, Greeples, RuneTactics
S17: AirInAirOut, fruitlogic, BuildingBard300

Runner(s) Up

S1: TitaniumDino25, ranmari
S2: TayUHC, TitaniumDino25
S3: TehBaconBrawlerZ
S4: AshleyMashley, TayUHC
S5: Flouzemaker, Kaddyn, The_Glaceon
S6: GamingStarr, korzieeTV, The_Glaceon, ToeKun
S7: CherriTart, korzieeTV, lazys, lasdarling
S8: Biwitch, fruitlogic, Jordtim, nug17
S9: CodeJoshua, Jordtim
S10: Brodator, Codwhy, DogOfKrondor, lasdarling
S11: Chasmic
S12: Flouzemaker, Nyxbee, TehBaconBrawlerZ
S13: BuildingBard300, ranmari
S14:
S15: CodeJoshua, ItsLittleT
S16: ArcticSeagull, Markedbooboy, TayUHC
S17: CAMKART100, Kaddyn, lasdarling

Most Kills

S1: ranmari, ArcticSeagull (3)
S2: TayUHC (4)
S3: Kaddyn (5)
S4: CodeJoshua (4)
S5: ArcticSeagull (6)
S6: ranmari (3)
S7: fruitlogic (4)
S8: Forgot_N (5)
S9: Jordtim, Kaismartypants (5)
S10: AshleyMashley, CodeJoshua (3)
S11: Blufferfish2009 (3)
S12: Kaddyn (9)
S13: ranmari (5)
S14: _Fost_ (4)
S15: ItsLittleT (5)
S16: Kaddyn (6)
S17: AirInAirOut (5)

Most Kills (Team)

S1: TitaniumDino25 (1), ranmari (3)
S2: TayUHC (4), TitaniumDino25 (2)
S3: Kaddyn (5)
S4: CodeJoshua (4), Markedbooboy (1)
S5: ArcticSeagull (6), Charrlottie (0), olivieh (2)
S6: Chasmic (2), Kaddyn (2), Markedbooboy (0), Ninetals38 (1)
S7: Charrlottie (2), Chasmic (1), TheSlimeBrother (1), fruitlogic (4)
S8: Forgot_N (5), Markedbooboy (3), RuneTactics (1), TheSlimeBrother (1)
S9: CodeJoshua (2), Jordtim (5)
S10: AshleyMashley (3), CodeJoshua (3), HalfLechuga (0), ToeKun (0)
S11: Blufferfish2009 (3)
S12: AUD_ODD (0), Kaddyn (9), stupidsylvia (1)
S13: BuildingBard300 (0), ranmari (5)
S14: AirInAirOut (3), ScaryPumpkinFace (3)
S15: CodeJoshua (2), ItsLittleT (5)
S16: Greeples (2), Kaddyn (6), RuneTactics (0)
S17: AirInAirOut (5), BuildingBard300 (2), fruitlogic (3)

First Blood

S1: PBDGabe
S2: JoshC2
S3: TayUHC
S4: CodeJoshua
S5: ArcticSeagull
S6: ranmari
S7: ArcticSeagull
S8: Kaddyn
S9: Kaismartypants
S10: Brodator
S11: Kaismartypants
S12: Kaddyn
S13: Kaimaxon
S14: stupidsylvia
S15: Kaddyn
S16: Kaddyn
S17: Kaddyn

First Death

S1: PBDGabe
S2: lippylee
S3: silvaasaur
S4: Jaceon02
S5: Cinnamiinii
S6: Cheetah_16
S7: Codwhy
S8: TheSheepMasters
S9: Psykl0ne
S10: AshRiolu100985
S11: Theheart33
S12: Blufferfish2009
S13: TehBaconBrawlerZ
S14: pkee
S15: nug17
S16: fruitlogic
S17: ArcticSeagull

Ironman

S1: RuneTactics
S2: RuneTactics
S3: AshleyMashley
S4: Ninetals38
S5: Kaddyn
S6: Ninetals38
S7: TheSlimeBrother
S8: Ninetals38
S9: Kaddyn
S10: Jahrod
S11: Chasmic
S12: Charrlottie
S13: fruitlogic
S14: MercuryParadox
S15: AirInAirOut
S16: AirInAirOut
S17: BoltsInCharge

First Damage

S1: Cinnamiinii
S2: ArcticSeagull
S3: ToeKun
S4: TayUHC
S5: ranmari
S6: nug17
S7: Kaimaxon
S8: KatyLawson
S9: TheSheepMasters
S10: AdonisGaming
S11: ranmari
S12: TheSheepMasters
S13: PBDGabe
S14: ItsLittleT
S15: broccoliar
S16: BoltsInCharge
S17: Kaimaxon

Kills

1st Kaddyn (45): Alisa_Muffins (S1), RuneTactics (S1), CodeJoshua (S3), ToeKun (S3), ArcticSeagull (S3), Julse (S3), TehBaconBrawlerZ (S3), ArcticSeagull (S4), Squabblez (S5), ToeKun (S5), olivieh (S5), OhMatias (S6), Jordtim (S6), flintflint04 (S7), Cheetah_16 (S7), TheSheepMasters (S8), Ninetals38 (S8), bayweafs (S8), TheSonicJoey (S8), hdjr (S9), ToeKun (S9), TastyBaconZ (S9), AshleyMashley (S10), CodeJoshua (S10), HalfLechuga (S11), Blufferfish2009 (S12), IBliuu (S12), MxlonPeach (S12), jimmyjegs (S12), fruitlogic (S12), CodeJoshua (S12), korzieeTV (S12), ranmari (S12), Nyxbee (S12), AshleyMashley (S13), ArcticSeagull (S15), fruitlogic (S16), MarcC5M (S16), lasdarling (S16), AirInAirOut (S16), Kaismartypants (S16), Markedbooboy (S16), AshRiolu100985 (S17), Charrlottie (S17), Kaimaxon (S17)
2nd ranmari (21): AshleyMashley (S1), Forgot_N (S1), ArcticSeagull (S1), Bofishkix (S2), AdonisGaming (S3), Cinnamiinii (S4), Charrlottie (S6), Forgot_N (S6), GamingStarr (S6), CraftinDragQueen (S10), Kaismartypants (S10), ArcticSeagull (S11), TheSheepMasters (S12), The_Glaceon (S12), Flouzemaker (S12), TehBaconBrawlerZ (S12), jimmyjegs (S13), CodeJoshua (S13), nug17 (S13), Kaimaxon (S13), Kaismartypants (S13)
3rd ArcticSeagull (18): Cinnamiinii (S1), ToeKun (S1), Kaddyn (S1), Charrlottie (S2), Forgot_N (S2), AlesandroDeMoor (S2), TitaniumDino25 (S5), DashingPrune (S5), Smeshi (S5), Cheetah_16 (S5), Flouzemaker (S5), Kaddyn (S5), Codwhy (S7), Jaceon02 (S8), Flouzemaker (S8), HalfLechuga (S10), BuildingBard300 (S11), CommanderK22_ (S16)
4th CodeJoshua (17): ghostblurr (S3), ranmari (S3), Jahrod (S4), Charrlottie (S4), TastyBaconZ (S4), TayUHC (S4), The_Glaceon (S6), Charrlottie (S8), ArcticSeagull (S9), Marky_Ross (S9), GoodAshVibes (S10), AdonisGaming (S10), Kaimaxon (S10), Kaismartypants (S12), nug17 (S12), MinimanTurtle (S15), Kaismartypants (S15)
5th fruitlogic (11): nug17 (S7), WolfeXCIX (S7), CherriTart (S7), lazys (S7), lasdarling (S10), BuildingBard300 (S12), Greeples (S13), ranmari (S13), Kaddyn (S17), Markedbooboy (S17), lasdarling (S17)
6th Kaismartypants (10): Psykl0ne (S9), Kiinako_ (S9), BlueSenpai_ (S9), Kaimaxon (S9), Jordtim (S9), Theheart33 (S11), Blufferfish2009 (S11), AshleyMashley (S12), Charrlottie (S13), RuneTactics (S13)
7th AirInAirOut (9): jimmyjegs (S14), _1mmortal_ (S14), lemondani (S14), RuneTactics (S16), CAMKART100 (S17), MarcC5M (S17), CommanderK22_ (S17), BoltsInCharge (S17), AshleyMashley (S17)
8th Forgot_N (8): Hrray (S6), Kaddyn (S8), Chasmic (S8), fruitlogic (S8), Jordtim (S8), AshRiolu100985 (S8), nug17 (S10), Flouzemaker (S10)
8th Jordtim (8): nug17 (S6), CodeJoshua (S6), AshleyMashley (S8), Charrlottie (S9), Biwitch (S9), CodeJoshua (S9), TheSlimeBrother (S9), Kaddyn (S9)
8th Markedbooboy (8): AshleyMashley (S4), DogOfKrondor (S8), KatyLawson (S8), nug17 (S8), Randehh (S16), stupidsylvia (S16), BoltsInCharge (S16), Greeples (S16)
11th TayUHC (7): TitaniumDino25 (S1), JoshC2 (S2), ArcticSeagull (S2), RuneTactics (S2), NikoAnimation (S2), silvaasaur (S3), Blufferfish2009 (S9)
11th TheSlimeBrother (7): lasdarling (S7), Biwitch (S8), fruitlogic (S9), BuildingBard300 (S13), HalfLechuga (S14), CodeJoshua (S17), Kaismartypants (S17)
13th AshleyMashley (6): The_Glaceon (S3), ranmari (S4), Ninetals38 (S4), Charrlottie (S10), bayweafs (S10), ArcticSeagull (S10)
13th Chasmic (6): ToeKun (S6), lasdarling (S6), SiahStone (S7), Kaimaxon (S8), Blufferfish2009 (S8), Brodator (S11)
13th Flouzemaker (6): TheSlimeBrother (S5), TheSonicJoey (S5), Kaddyn (S7), Blufferfish2009 (S10), ranmari (S10), Kaismartypants (S11)
13th Julse (6): Jaceon02 (S2), TayUHC (S2), AshleyMashley (S3), SullyMLG (S3), Jordtim (S7), The_Glaceon (S7)
17th BuildingBard300 (5): TayUHC (S9), BuildingBard300 (S15), DogOfKrondor (S16), MinimanTurtle (S17), _1mmortal_ (S17)
17th Greeples (5): Kaddyn (S4), ScaryPumpkinFace (S13), TheSlimeBrother (S13), BuildingBard300 (S16), _1mmortal_ (S16)
17th ItsLittleT (5): RuneTactics (S15), Kaddyn (S15), DogOfKrondor (S15), AirInAirOut (S15), AshRiolu100985 (S15)
17th stupidsylvia (5): Jordtim (S12), pkee (S14), Charrlottie (S14), Charrlottie (S16), ArcticSeagull (S16)
17th TheSonicJoey (5): Kaimaxon (S5), The_Glaceon (S5), ArcticSeagull (S8), BuildingBard300 (S9), warriorcat (S9)
17th ToeKun (5): Charrlottie (S1), MxlonPeach (S4), Greeples (S4), Redhorn01 (S5), WackoFlipper (S6)
23rd _Fost_ (4): Blufferfish2009 (S14), TheSlimeBrother (S14), Markedbooboy (S14), stupidsylvia (S14)
23rd Blufferfish2009 (4): jimmyjegs (S11), AdonisGaming (S11), AshRiolu100985 (S11), Flouzemaker (S14)
23rd Brodator (4): BuildingBard300 (S10), Kaddyn (S10), ranmari (S11), Kaddyn (S11)
23rd Charrlottie (4): DogOfKrondor (S7), korzieeTV (S7), Forgot_N (S11), Blufferfish2009 (S16)
23rd Cheetah_16 (4): korzieeTV (S5), ranmari (S5), Hrray (S7), Kaddyn (S14)
23rd ScaryPumpkinFace (4): Kaddyn (S13), BuildingBard300 (S14), MercuryParadox (S14), CAMKART100 (S14)
23rd TehBaconBrawlerZ (4): TayUHC (S3), TitaniumDino25 (S3), Charrlottie (S3), Charrlottie (S12)
23rd TitaniumDino25 (4): ranmari (S1), Mrgooon (S2), ranmari (S2), Blufferfish2009 (S13)
31st _1mmortal_ (3): Cheetah_16 (S14), CommanderK22_ (S14), _Fost_ (S14)
31st CAMKART100 (3): bayweafs (S14), Kaismartypants (S14), DancersTalon (S14)
31st Cinnamiinii (3): PixalaOfficial (S2), Kaddyn (S2), Julse (S7)
31st jimmyjegs (3): ToeKun (S10), Codwhy (S10), Charrlottie (S11)
31st Kaimaxon (3): TheSonicJoey (S9), Flouzemaker (S13), bayweafs (S13)
31st lasdarling (3): TayUHC (S16), MercuryParadox (S17), BuildingBard300 (S17)
31st MarcC5M (3): Charrlottie (S15), MercuryParadox (S15), ItsLittleT (S15)
31st RuneTactics (3): AdonisGaming (S1), TitaniumDino25 (S2), CodeJoshua (S8)
31st SiahStone (3): ArcticSeagull (S7), Cinnamiinii (S7), AdonisGaming (S7)
31st warriorcat (3): MarcC5M (S9), TheSheepMasters (S9), nug17 (S9)
41st bayweafs (2): PBDGabe (S13), TitaniumDino25 (S13)
41st BoltsInCharge (2): TehBaconBrawlerZ (S16), TheSlimeBrother (S17)
41st Jahrod (2): Forgot_N (S10), Brodator (S10)
41st MxlonPeach (2): pkee (S12), AUD_ODD (S12)
41st Ninetals38 (2): korzieeTV (S6), WIBB0L (S8)
41st olivieh (2): AshleyMashley (S5), ceije (S5)
41st PBDGabe (2): PBDGabe (S1), CharityTheGreat (S13)
48th AshRiolu100985 (1): CodeJoshua (S15)
48th Bofishkix (1): Cinnamiinii (S2)
48th Codwhy (1): Theheart33 (S10)
48th DancersTalon (1): ItsLittleT (S14)
48th flintflint04 (1): TheSheepMasters (S7)
48th HalfLechuga (1): AshleyMashley (S14)
48th IBliuu (1): stupidsylvia (S12)
48th iiJoffie (1): DogOfKrondor (S6)
48th Jaceon02 (1): Flouzemaker (S7)
48th JoshC2 (1): SullyMLG (S2)
48th KatyLawson (1): AdonisGaming (S8)
48th korzieeTV (1): warriorcat (S6)
48th MercuryParadox (1): CommanderK22_ (S15)
48th nug17 (1): HalfLechuga (S12)
48th OhMatias (1): Kaismartypants (S6)
48th TastyBaconZ (1): ToeKun (S4)
48th TheSheepMasters (1): Kiinako_ (S7)

Kill/Death Ratio (KDR)

1st Chasmic - 6.00 (6/1)
2nd AirInAirOut - 4.50 (9/2)
3rd _Fost_ - 4.00 (4/1)
3rd ScaryPumpkinFace - 4.00 (4/1)
5th Kaddyn - 3.46 (45/13)
6th Julse - 3.00 (6/2)
6th SiahStone - 3.00 (3/1)
8th fruitlogic - 2.75 (11/4)
9th Markedbooboy - 2.67 (8/3)
10th ItsLittleT - 2.50 (5/2)
11th ranmari - 2.10 (21/10)
12th Brodator - 2.00 (4/2)
12th Jahrod - 2.00 (2/1)
12th olivieh - 2.00 (2/1)
15th CodeJoshua - 1.89 (17/9)
16th Greeples - 1.67 (5/3)
16th stupidsylvia - 1.67 (5/3)
16th TheSonicJoey - 1.67 (5/3)
19th Forgot_N - 1.60 (8/5)
19th Jordtim - 1.60 (8/5)
21st ArcticSeagull - 1.50 (18/12)
21st CAMKART100 - 1.50 (3/2)
21st warriorcat - 1.50 (3/2)
24th TayUHC - 1.40 (7/5)
24th TheSlimeBrother - 1.40 (7/5)
26th Kaismartypants - 1.00 (10/10)
26th Cheetah_16 - 1.00 (4/4)
26th TehBaconBrawlerZ - 1.00 (4/4)
26th _1mmortal_ - 1.00 (3/3)
26th MarcC5M - 1.00 (3/3)
26th BoltsInCharge - 1.00 (2/2)
26th MxlonPeach - 1.00 (2/2)
26th Ninetals38 - 1.00 (2/2)
26th PBDGabe - 1.00 (2/2)
26th Bofishkix - 1.00 (1/1)
26th DancersTalon - 1.00 (1/1)
26th flintflint04 - 1.00 (1/1)
26th IBliuu - 1.00 (1/1)
26th iiJoffie - 1.00 (1/1)
26th JoshC2 - 1.00 (1/1)
26th KatyLawson - 1.00 (1/1)
26th OhMatias - 1.00 (1/1)
43rd Flouzemaker - 0.86 (6/7)
44th TitaniumDino25 - 0.80 (4/5)
45th jimmyjegs - 0.75 (3/4)
46th ToeKun - 0.71 (5/7)
47th AshleyMashley - 0.60 (6/10)
47th Cinnamiinii - 0.60 (3/5)
47th lasdarling - 0.60 (3/5)
47th RuneTactics - 0.60 (3/5)
51st BuildingBard300 - 0.56 (5/9)
52nd Blufferfish2009 - 0.50 (4/8)
52nd bayweafs - 0.50 (2/4)
52nd Codwhy - 0.50 (1/2)
52nd TastyBaconZ - 0.50 (1/2)
56th Kaimaxon - 0.43 (3/7)
57th MercuryParadox - 0.33 (1/3)
58th Charrlottie - 0.27 (4/15)
59th HalfLechuga - 0.25 (1/4)
59th Jaceon02 - 0.25 (1/4)
59th korzieeTV - 0.25 (1/4)
59th TheSheepMasters - 0.25 (1/4)
63rd AshRiolu100985 - 0.17 (1/6)
64th nug17 - 0.12 (1/8)
65th AlesandroDeMoor - 0.00 (0/1)
65th Alisa_Muffins - 0.00 (0/1)
65th AUD_ODD - 0.00 (0/1)
65th BlueSenpai_ - 0.00 (0/1)
65th ceije - 0.00 (0/1)
65th CharityTheGreat - 0.00 (0/1)
65th CherriTart - 0.00 (0/1)
65th CraftinDragQueen - 0.00 (0/1)
65th DashingPrune - 0.00 (0/1)
65th GamingStarr - 0.00 (0/1)
65th ghostblurr - 0.00 (0/1)
65th GoodAshVibes - 0.00 (0/1)
65th hdjr - 0.00 (0/1)
65th lazys - 0.00 (0/1)
65th lemondani - 0.00 (0/1)
65th lippylee - 0.00 (0/1)
65th Marky_Ross - 0.00 (0/1)
65th Mrgooon - 0.00 (0/1)
65th NikoAnimation - 0.00 (0/1)
65th Nyxbee - 0.00 (0/1)
65th PeashooterZ4 - 0.00 (0/1)
65th PixalaOffical - 0.00 (0/1)
65th PixalaOfficial - 0.00 (0/1)
65th Psykl0ne - 0.00 (0/1)
65th Randehh - 0.00 (0/1)
65th silvaasaur - 0.00 (0/1)
65th Smeshi - 0.00 (0/1)
65th Squabblez - 0.00 (0/1)
65th WackoFlipper - 0.00 (0/1)
65th WIBB0L - 0.00 (0/1)
65th WolfeXCIX - 0.00 (0/1)
65th Zevulpes - 0.00 (0/1)
65th Biwitch - 0.00 (0/2)
65th Hrray - 0.00 (0/2)
65th Kiinako_ - 0.00 (0/2)
65th MinimanTurtle - 0.00 (0/2)
65th pkee - 0.00 (0/2)
65th Redhorn01 - 0.00 (0/2)
65th SullyMLG - 0.00 (0/2)
65th Theheart33 - 0.00 (0/2)
65th CommanderK22_ - 0.00 (0/4)
65th The_Glaceon - 0.00 (0/5)
65th DogOfKrondor - 0.00 (0/6)
65th AdonisGaming - 0.00 (0/7)

PvE Deaths

Gravity (4): Redhorn01 (S3), Kaimaxon (S7), AshRiolu100985 (S9), TehBaconBrawlerZ (S13)
Left (3): AdonisGaming (S2), PeashooterZ4 (S3), PixalaOffical (S3)
Creeper (3): Jaceon02 (S4), Zevulpes (S6), DogOfKrondor (S10)
Zombie (2): lippylee (S2), Cinnamiinii (S5)
Markedboboy (2): iiJoffie (S6), ranmari (S6)
Lava (1): Cheetah_16 (S6)
Fire (1): Jaceon02 (S7)
Suffocation (1): Kaismartypants (S8)
Silverfish (1): AshRiolu100985 (S10)
Skeleton (1): nug17 (S15)
Enderman (1): ArcticSeagull (S17)

Participations

17(2): Charrlottie (S1-S17), Kaddyn (S1-S17)
16(0):
15(0):
14(0):
13(1): ArcticSeagull (S1-S5,S7-S11,S15-S17)
12(0):
11(1): Kaismartypants (S6,S8-S17)
10(3): AshleyMashley (S1,S3-S5,S8,S10,S12-S14,S17), ranmari (S1-S6,S10-S13), CodeJoshua (S3-S4,S6,S8-S10,S12-S13,S15,S17)
9(1): BuildingBard300 (S9-S17)
8(4): Flouzemaker (S5,S7-S8,S10-S14), nug17 (S6-S10,S12-S13,S15), fruitlogic (S7-S10,S12-S13,S16-S17), Blufferfish2009 (S8-S14,S16)
7(4): AdonisGaming (S1-S3,S7-S8,S10-S11), ToeKun (S1,S3-S6,S9-S10), Kaimaxon (S5,S7-S10,S13,S17), TheSlimeBrother (S5,S7-S9,S13-S14,S17)
6(6): Forgot_N (S1-S2,S6,S8,S10-S11), RuneTactics (S1-S2,S8,S13,S15-S16), TayUHC (S1-S4,S9,S16), Markedbooboy (S4,S6,S8,S14,S16-S17), DogOfKrondor (S6-S8,S10,S15-S16), AshRiolu100985 (S8-S11,S15,S17)
5(6): Cinnamiinii (S1-S2,S4-S5,S7), TitaniumDino25 (S1-S3,S5,S13), The_Glaceon (S3,S5-S7,S12), Jordtim (S6-S9,S12), lasdarling (S6-S7,S10,S16-S17), jimmyjegs (S10-S14)
4(11): Jaceon02 (S2,S4,S7-S8), TehBaconBrawlerZ (S3,S12-S13,S16), Cheetah_16 (S5-S7,S14), korzieeTV (S5-S7,S12), Chasmic (S6-S8,S11), TheSheepMasters (S7-S9,S12), bayweafs (S8,S10,S13-S14), MarcC5M (S9,S15-S17), HalfLechuga (S10-S12,S14), AirInAirOut (S14-S17), CommanderK22_ (S14-S17)
3(7): Julse (S2-S3,S7), Greeples (S4,S13,S16), Ninetals38 (S4,S6,S8), TheSonicJoey (S5,S8-S9), stupidsylvia (S12,S14,S16), _1mmortal_ (S14,S16-S17), MercuryParadox (S14-S15,S17)
2(19): PBDGabe (S1,S13), SullyMLG (S2-S3), Redhorn01 (S3,S5), Jahrod (S4,S10), MxlonPeach (S4,S12), TastyBaconZ (S4,S9), Hrray (S6-S7), warriorcat (S6,S9), Codwhy (S7,S10), Kiinako_ (S7,S9), Biwitch (S8-S9), Brodator (S10-S11), Theheart33 (S10-S11), pkee (S12,S14), ScaryPumpkinFace (S13-S14), CAMKART100 (S14,S17), ItsLittleT (S14-S15), MinimanTurtle (S15,S17), BoltsInCharge (S16-S17)
1(43): Alisa_Muffins (S1), AlesandroDeMoor (S2), Bofishkix (S2), JoshC2 (S2), lippylee (S2), Mrgooon (S2), NikoAnimation (S2), PixalaOfficial (S2), ghostblurr (S3), PeashooterZ4 (S3), PixalaOffical (S3), silvaasaur (S3), ceije (S5), DashingPrune (S5), olivieh (S5), Smeshi (S5), Squabblez (S5), GamingStarr (S6), iiJoffie (S6), OhMatias (S6), WackoFlipper (S6), Zevulpes (S6), CherriTart (S7), flintflint04 (S7), lazys (S7), SiahStone (S7), WolfeXCIX (S7), KatyLawson (S8), WIBB0L (S8), BlueSenpai_ (S9), hdjr (S9), Marky_Ross (S9), Psykl0ne (S9), CraftinDragQueen (S10), GoodAshVibes (S10), AUD_ODD (S12), IBliuu (S12), Nyxbee (S12), CharityTheGreat (S13), _Fost_ (S14), DancersTalon (S14), lemondani (S14), Randehh (S16)

Debutants

S1 (14): AdonisGaming, Alisa_Muffins, ArcticSeagull, AshleyMashley, Charrlottie, Cinnamiinii, Forgot_N, Kaddyn, PBDGabe, ranmari, RuneTactics, TayUHC, TitaniumDino25, ToeKun
S2 (10): AlesandroDeMoor, Bofishkix, Jaceon02, JoshC2, Julse, lippylee, Mrgooon, NikoAnimation, PixalaOfficial, SullyMLG
S3 (8): CodeJoshua, ghostblurr, PeashooterZ4, PixalaOffical, Redhorn01, silvaasaur, TehBaconBrawlerZ, The_Glaceon
S4 (6): Greeples, Jahrod, Markedbooboy, MxlonPeach, Ninetals38, TastyBaconZ
S5 (11): ceije, Cheetah_16, DashingPrune, Flouzemaker, Kaimaxon, korzieeTV, olivieh, Smeshi, Squabblez, TheSlimeBrother, TheSonicJoey
S6 (13): Chasmic, DogOfKrondor, GamingStarr, Hrray, iiJoffie, Jordtim, Kaismartypants, lasdarling, nug17, OhMatias, WackoFlipper, warriorcat, Zevulpes
S7 (9): CherriTart, Codwhy, flintflint04, fruitlogic, Kiinako_, lazys, SiahStone, TheSheepMasters, WolfeXCIX
S8 (6): AshRiolu100985, bayweafs, Biwitch, Blufferfish2009, KatyLawson, WIBB0L
S9 (6): BlueSenpai_, BuildingBard300, hdjr, MarcC5M, Marky_Ross, Psykl0ne
S10 (6): Brodator, CraftinDragQueen, GoodAshVibes, HalfLechuga, jimmyjegs, Theheart33
S11 (0):
S12 (5): AUD_ODD, IBliuu, Nyxbee, pkee, stupidsylvia
S13 (2): CharityTheGreat, ScaryPumpkinFace
S14 (9): _1mmortal_, _Fost_, AirInAirOut, CAMKART100, CommanderK22_, DancersTalon, ItsLittleT, lemondani, MercuryParadox
S15 (1): MinimanTurtle
S16 (2): BoltsInCharge, Randehh
S17 (0):

Over the course of the past few months I have been working on compiling a list of my 500 favorite songs. It was sort of challenge that I gave myself and I'm super pumped with how it turned out. There were a few rules (only 5 songs per artist being the big rule, among a few others), and here's the list I came up with. Thought it was fun, so wanted to share here and see if it might spark any discussion about song placement, lack of songs/artists, or see if anyone had any similar lists. All thoughts are welcome! (and if you don't care to comb through all 500 songs for your favorite song or artist I'm more than happy to help you track 'em down)

1. Trash Panda - Aging out of the 20th Century
   
2. Djo - Roddy
   
3. The Beatles - Don't Let Me Down
   
4. Snail Mail - Heat Wave
   
5. Phoebe Bridgers - Savior Complex
   
6. Joji - SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK
   
7. The Shins - The Fear
   
8. Talking Heads - This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody)
   
9. The Cranberries - Linger
   
10. Post Animal - Ralphie
    
11. Hop Along - Not Abel
    
12. The Beach Boys - Heroes And Villains
    
13. Electric Light Orchestra - Livin' Thing
    
14. The Monkees - As We Go Along
    
15. Blondie - Heart Of Glass
    
16. The Strokes - Oblivius
    
17. Chet Baker - It's Always You
    
18. The Beatles - Rain
    
19. Electric Light Orchestra - Telephone Line
    
20. Husbands - Must Be a Cop
    
21. Faces - Ooh La La
    
22. The Flaming Lips - Do You Realize??
    
23. Frank Ocean - Nights
    
24. Harry James - It's Been a Long, Long Time
    
25. The Turtles - Happy Together
    
26. Etta James - At Last
    
27. The Zombies - The Way I Feel Inside
    
28. The Beatles - Here, There And Everywhere
    
29. The Beach Boys - God Only Knows
    
30. Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1
    
31. Briston Maroney - Sinkin'
    
32. John Lennon - Oh My Love
    
33. Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass - Ladyfingers
    
34. Squirrel Flower - Headlights
    
35. The Backseat Lovers - Maple Syrup
    
36. The B-52's - Rock Lobster
    
37. George Harrison - All Things Must Pass
    
38. Snail Mail - Ben Franklin
    
39. Laura Elliott - Grass Stains
    
40. Djo - Chateau (Feel Alright)
    
41. Tame Impala - Eventually
    
42. The Backseat Lovers - Snowbank Blues
    
43. Claude Debussy - Clair de Lune
    
44. The Weeknd - Save Your Tears
    
45. Talking Heads - Thank You for Sending Me an Angel
    
46. The Zombies - Time of the Season
    
47. The War On Drugs - Nothing to Find
    
48. Queen - Brighton Rock
    
49. The Dream Academy - Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want
    
50. The B-52's - Strobe Light
    
51. The Cranberries - Dreams
    
52. Fugees - Killing Me Softly With His Song
    
53. Molchat Doma - Тоска
    
54. Tyler, The Creator - ARE WE STILL FRIENDS?
    
55. The Mamas & The Papas - Dream A Little Dream Of Me
    
56. The Chords - Sh-Boom
    
57. The Beatles - The Abbey Road Medley
    
58. The Ronettes - Be My Baby
    
59. The Who - Baba O'Riley
    
60. Dr. Dog - Where'd All the Time Go?
    
61. M83 - My Tears Are Becoming A Sea
    
62. Billie Eilish - everything i wanted
    
63. Outkast - Hey Ya!
    
64. Nat King Cole - Orange Colored Sky
    
65. The Notorious B.I.G. - Hypnotize
    
66. Four Tops - Reach Out I'll Be There
    
67. Foreign Air - Shut Up and Show Me
    
68. Leonard Cohen - So Long, Marianne
    
69. dodie - If I'm Being Honest
    
70. Briston Maroney - June
    
71. Post Malone - Sunflower
    
72. John Lennon - Isolation
    
73. Buddy Holly & The Crickets - Not Fade Away
    
74. Phoebe Bridgers - I Know The End
    
75. Kanye West - All Falls Down
    
76. Alvvays - Adult Diversion
    
77. John Lennon - Beautiful Boy (Darling Boy)
    
78. Clairo - Amoeba
    
79. The Beach Boys - I Know There's An Answer
    
80. Paul McCartney - Let Me Roll It
    
81. Frank Ocean - Ivy
    
82. Radiohead - Motion Picture Soundtrack
    
83. Djo - Mutual Future (Repeat)
    
84. Phoebe Bridgers - Scott Street
    
85. Childish Gambino - Me and Your Mama
    
86. Pink Floyd - Astronomy Domine
    
87. The Pied Pipers - Dream
    
88. The Beach Boys - All I Wanna Do
    
89. Djo - Change
    
90. Второй этаж поражает - Крайности
    
91. Little Richard - Lucille
    
92. King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Shanghai
    
93. Chet Baker - Deep In A Dream
    
94. The Beatles - It's All Too Much
    
95. Post Animal - Dirtpicker
    
96. The B-52's - Love Shack
    
97. EDEN - foreve/over
    
98. Kanye West - Ultralight Beam
    
99. The Zombies - Going Out Of My Head
    
100. Talking Heads - Found a Job
     
101. Snail Mail - Pristine
     
102. Tom Tom Club - Genius of Love
     
103. Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World
     
104. WILLIS - I Think I Like When It Rains
     
105. Chet Baker - But Not For Me
     
106. Naked Eyes - Always Something There to Remind Me
     
107. Tyler, The Creator - GONE, GONE / THANK YOU
     
108. Djo - Half Life
     
109. Trash Panda - Check Please
     
110. Briston Maroney - Deep Sea Diver
     
111. Beach Fossils - This Year
     
112. Momma - Medicine
     
113. Hop Along - Prior Things
     
114. Talking Heads - Road to Nowhere
     
115. Electric Light Orchestra - Turn to Stone
     
116. Briston Maroney - It's Not My Fault
     
117. Tyler, The Creator - NEW MAGIC WAND
     
118. Snail Mail - Headlock
     
119. Phil Collins - Take Me Home
     
120. Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know
     
121. The Beach Boys - Do It Again
     
122. Tame Impala - Breathe Deeper
     
123. Ella Fitzgerald - Misty
     
124. Phoebe Bridgers - Waiting Room
     
125. Kanye West - Runaway
     
126. Daft Punk - Get Lucky (feat. Pharrell Williams and Nile Rodgers)
     
127. Dire Straits - Money for Nothing
     
128. Kendrick Lamar - Alright
     
129. Black Country, New Road - Concorde
     
130. George Harrison - If Not for You
     
131. Harry Styles - Cherry
     
132. Ms. Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop (That Thing)
     
133. Paul McCartney - Junk
     
134. Wings - Maybe I'm Amazed [Live]
     
135. Talking Heads - Houses in Motion
     
136. Del Water Gap - Ode to a Conversation Stuck in Your Throat
     
137. Pixies - Where Is My Mind?
     
138. Queen - Seven Seas Of Rhye
     
139. Paul McCartney - Jet
     
140. Sufjan Stevens - Death with Dignity
     
141. A Flock Of Seagulls - I Ran (So Far Away)
     
142. Tame Impala - Let It Happen
     
143. Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love
     
144. Clairo - Management
     
145. Tommy James & The Shondells - I Think We're Alone Now
     
146. Fergie - Clumsy
     
147. Childish Gambino - This Is America
     
148. Prefab Sprout - The King of Rock 'N' Roll
     
149. Joy Again - Looking Out for You
     
150. Beach House - Space Song
     
151. John Lennon - Mind Games
     
152. The Weeknd - Gasoline
     
153. Weezer - Buddy Holly
     
154. Phoebe Bridgers - Sidelines
     
155. Tame Impala - New Person, Same Old Mistakes
     
156. Lana Del Rey - A&W
     
157. The Dillards - I've Just Seen a Face
     
158. The Doors - Break on Through (To the Other Side)
     
159. Julie London - I'm Glad There Is You
     
160. 2Pac - California Love
     
161. Dean Martin - Everybody Loves Somebody
     
162. Snail Mail - Anytime
     
163. The Strokes - The Adults Are Talking
     
164. Jordana, TV Girl - Better in the Dark
     
165. Juice WRLD - Hide (feat. Seezyn)
     
166. The Wild Reeds - Get Better
     
167. Finom - Mine
     
168. Hop Along - One That Suits Me
     
169. The Killers - Mr. Brightside
     
170. Michael Cera - Clay Pigeons
     
171. Clairo - Bags
     
172. Prince - Let's Go Crazy
     
173. The Zombies - She's Not There
     
174. Blackstreet - No Diggity
     
175. Frank Sinatra - I've Got You Under My Skin
     
176. John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads
     
177. Harry James - I'm Beginning to See The Light
     
178. The Clash - London Calling
     
179. Charles Bradley - Changes
     
180. Buddy Holly - (Ummmm, Oh Yeah) Dearest
     
181. Eagles - Seven Bridges Road [Live]
     
182. Moxie - Honey
     
183. Faces - Stay with Me
     
184. Post Animal - How Do You Feel
     
185. New Order - Age of Consent
     
186. Natalie Imbruglia - Torn
     
187. Lana Del Rey - Doin' Time
     
188. Twin Peaks - Blue Coupe
     
189. Kanye West - Gold Digger
     
190. Fruit Bats - The Bottom of It
     
191. Frank Sinatra - Somethin' Stupid
     
192. Lorde - Perfect Places
     
193. Martha Tilton - Exactly Like You
     
194. King Crimson - 21st Century Schizoid Man
     
195. Glen Campbell - Southern Nights
     
196. Claire Rosinkranz - Frankenstein
     
197. Guillemots - Made-Up Lovesong #43
     
198. Fleetwood Mac - Say You Love Me
     
199. Frankie Valli - Can't Take My Eyes off You
     
200. The Crickets - Don't Ever Change
     
201. Paul Anka - Put Your Head On My Shoulder
     
202. George Harrison - Isn't It a Pity
     
203. Trash Panda - Off
     
204. Super Besse - Holod
     
205. Beyoncé - Hold Up
     
206. Charlie Burg - I Don't Wanna Be Okay Without You
     
207. Eagles - Peaceful Easy Feeling
     
208. Ella Fitzgerald - It's A Lovely Day Today
     
209. PERMSKY KRAY - Дорогой Человек
     
210. The Little Dippers - Forever
     
211. The B-52's - There's a Moon in the Sky (Called the Moon)
     
212. Patti Page - Old Cape Cod
     
213. Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
     
214. The Soggy Bottom Boys - I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow
     
215. Trash Panda - Things Will Never Change
     
216. Hop Along - Well-dressed
     
217. Sixpence None The Richer - Kiss Me
     
218. TV Girl - Daughter of a Cop
     
219. LAUNDRY DAY - Jane
     
220. Tyler, The Creator - EARFQUAKE
     
221. Sigue Sigue Sputnik - Love Missile F1-11
     
222. Joji - Gimme Love
     
223. The Backseat Lovers - Pool House
     
224. The Weeknd - Take My Breath
     
225. Mild High Club - Homage
     
226. Doc Watson - Am I Born to Die?
     
227. Daniel Caesar - Streetcar
     
228. The Kinks - Sunny Afternoon
     
229. John Lennon - #9 Dream
     
230. Tame Impala - Elephant
     
231. Chuck Berry - You Never Can Tell
     
232. Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
     
233. KIDS SEE GHOSTS - 4th Dimension
     
234. Soft Cell - Tainted Love
     
235. The B-52's - Song for a Future Generation
     
236. Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
     
237. Lana Del Rey - Blue Jeans
     
238. Billie Eilish - Halley's Comet
     
239. Glenn Miller - In the Mood
     
240. Kid Bloom - Control
     
241. The Cinematic Orchestra - To Build A Home
     
242. Marvin Gaye - I Heard It Through The Grapevine
     
243. Brenda Lee - If You Love Me (Really Love Me)
     
244. TV Girl - Lovers Rock
     
245. Art Lown - Knew You Well
     
246. Dean Martin - Ain't That A Kick In The Head
     
247. Miniature Tigers - Like or Like Like
     
248. Electric Light Orchestra - Sweet Talkin' Woman
     
249. The Hunts - Ages
     
250. The Cars - Good Times Roll
     
251. Bill Withers - Lovely Day
     
252. Drake - God's Plan
     
253. Kansas - Point of Know Return
     
254. The Neighbourhood - Stargazing
     
255. The Clash - Rock the Casbah
     
256. Hop Along - What the Writer Meant
     
257. Briston Maroney - Under My Skin
     
258. Jack Stauber - Buttercup
     
259. King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Ya Love
     
260. Ginger Root - Loretta
     
261. Thompson Twins - Hold Me Now
     
262. Frank Ocean - Pyramids
     
263. Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God)
     
264. Destroy Boys - I Threw Glass at My Friend's Eyes and Now I'm on Probation
     
265. Mild High Club - Dionysian State
     
266. Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
     
267. Kevin Abstract - Empty
     
268. The Frights - Crust Bucket
     
269. Stealers Wheel - Stuck In The Middle With You
     
270. The Shins - Fighting in a Sack
     
271. fun. - We Are Young (feat. Janelle Monáe)
     
272. Lil Uzi Vert - Money Longer
     
273. Miniature Tigers - Cannibal Queen
     
274. The Doors - Touch Me
     
275. Jean Dawson - Clear Bones
     
276. King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Catching Smoke
     
277. Molchat Doma - Люди Надоели
     
278. The Go-Go's - Our Lips Are Sealed
     
279. Billie Eilish - ocean eyes
     
280. BOYO - Crown
     
281. The 1975 - Somebody Else
     
282. Husbands - She's a Betty
     
283. Syd Barrett - If It's In You
     
284. Trash Panda - Atlanta Girls
     
285. Frank Ocean - Godspeed
     
286. Alice Phoebe Lou - Glow
     
287. Childish Gambino - Redbone
     
288. New Order - Blue Monday
     
289. Post Animal - Schedule
     
290. Harry Styles - Fine Line
     
291. Harry James - I'll Get By (As Long As I Have You)
     
292. Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again
     
293. Chet Baker - I Fall In Love Too Easily
     
294. The Cranberries - Put Me Down
     
295. John Mayer - Edge of Desire
     
296. George Harrison - All Those Years Ago
     
297. Electric Light Orchestra - The Diary of Horace Wimp
     
298. Alex Clare - Too Close
     
299. Eric B. & Rakim - Know The Ledge
     
300. Peter Frampton - Show Me The Way [Live]
     
301. Simon & Garfunkel - Mrs. Robinson
     
302. Black Eyes - Deformative
     
303. The Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody
     
304. Bonny Light Horseman - Deep In Love
     
305. The Walker Brothers - The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore
     
306. Cage The Elephant - Cigarette Daydreams
     
307. Hot Flash Heat Wave - Raindrop
     
308. Clairo - Sofia
     
309. Kendrick Lamar - PRIDE.
     
310. Camille Saint-Saëns - The Swan
     
311. Weezer - Say It Ain't So
     
312. C418 - Sweden
     
313. Lana Del Rey - Let The Light In (feat. Father John Misty)
     
314. The Postal Service - Such Great Heights
     
315. Pickin' On Series - Those to Come
     
316. Lana Del Rey - Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he's deep-sea fishing (feat. RIOPY)
     
317. John Mayer - Moving On and Getting Over
     
318. Field Medic - POWERFUL LOVE
     
319. Cage The Elephant - Flow
     
320. Joji - Run
     
321. The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again
     
322. Boston - Peace of Mind
     
323. Ben E. King - This Magic Moment
     
324. David Bowie - Starman
     
325. Beastie Boys - Sabotage
     
326. Harry Belafonte - Banana Boat (Day-O)
     
327. Gene Krupa & His Orchestra - Rhumboogie
     
328. The Cardigans - Lovefool
     
329. The Kinks - You Really Got Me
     
330. The Zombies - She's Coming Home
     
331. Michael Jackson - Thriller
     
332. Moxie - Blue Skies
     
333. The Mamas & The Papas - Straight Shooter
     
334. Peter, Paul and Mary - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
     
335. Green Day - Brain Stew
     
336. Dua Lipa - Levitating (feat. DaBaby)
     
337. The Police - Roxanne
     
338. Britney Spears - Toxic
     
339. Tears For Fears - Head Over Heels
     
340. Rex Orange County - Pluto Projector
     
341. The Strokes - Call It Fate, Call It Karma
     
342. Portugal. The Man - Feel It Still
     
343. The Black Crowes - Twice As Hard
     
344. Ted Nugent - Stranglehold
     
345. fun. - Some Nights
     
346. Wings - Silly Love Songs
     
347. Paramore - Still into You
     
348. Peter Frampton - Baby, I Love Your Way [Live]
     
349. The Monkees - Last Train to Clarksville
     
350. Royel Otis - Oysters In My Pocket
     
351. The Backseat Lovers - Growing/Dying
     
352. Nelly Furtado - Say It Right
     
353. Post Animal - Goggles
     
354. Erik Satie - Gymnopédie No. 1
     
355. Childish Gambino - IV. Sweatpants
     
356. Steely Dan - Dirty Work
     
357. ABBA - Lay All Your Love On Me
     
358. Still Woozy - Goodie Bag
     
359. Arlo Parks - Black Dog
     
360. Goth Babe - Weekend Friend
     
361. George & the Handsomes - Sleepy Beats
     
362. boygenius - 20
     
363. The Mills Brothers - You Always Hurt The One You Love
     
364. Travis Scott - SICKO MODE
     
365. Pinegrove - Need 2
     
366. The Backseat Lovers - Sinking Ship
     
367. Franz Schubert - Ave Maria
     
368. Zac Brown Band - Knee Deep (feat. Jimmy Buffett)
     
369. Justin Timberlake - Mirrors
     
370. Simon & Garfunkel - Cecilia
     
371. The Cranberries - Zombie
     
372. Daniel Caesar - Japanese Denim
     
373. Billie Holiday - Easy Living
     
374. ISLAND - By Your Side
     
375. Phil Collins - Tomorrow Never Knows
     
376. Bob Dylan - The Times They Are A-Changin'
     
377. The Four Freshmen - Day By Day
     
378. Fleetwood Mac - The Chain
     
379. Billy Joel - Big Shot
     
380. Billie Eilish - Happier Than Ever
     
381. Yot Club - down bad
     
382. Rihanna - Stay
     
383. Fleetwood Mac - Landslide
     
384. Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky - Swan Lake, Op. 20, Act 2: No. 10, Scene. Moderato
     
385. The White Stripes - Fell In Love With a Girl
     
386. Alvvays - Easy On Your Own?
     
387. Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit - If We Were Vampires
     
388. Blackway - What's Up Danger (with Black Caviar)
     
389. Albert Hammond - It Never Rains in Southern California
     
390. Matt Maltese - Jupiter
     
391. John Denver - Mother Nature's Son
     
392. Childish Gambino - Sober
     
393. Claire Rosinkranz - Pools and Palm Trees
     
394. The Cars - Just What I Needed
     
395. The Doors - Light My Fire
     
396. Blondie - Tomorrow Never Knows
     
397. King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Hell's Itch
     
398. The Japanese House - Saw You In A Dream
     
399. Franz Schubert - String Quartet No. 13 in A Minor, Op. 29 No. 1, D. 804
     
400. The Drifters - White Christmas
     
401. The 1975 - Robbers
     
402. George Harrison - Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea
     
403. The Frights - Tongues
     
404. Paramore - Ain't It Fun
     
405. Billy Joel - Pressure
     
406. Frank Sinatra - My Way
     
407. Art Lown - Going Back to Carolina
     
408. Bruno Mars - Just the Way You Are
     
409. Under The Rug - Lonesome & Mad
     
410. The Mamas & The Papas - Dedicated To The One I Love
     
411. Foster The People - Sit Next to Me
     
412. Weezer - Undone - The Sweater Song
     
413. Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
     
414. Tia Blake - Plastic Jesus
     
415. Los Bravos - Bring a Little Lovin'
     
416. Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
     
417. Minnie Riperton - Les Fleurs
     
418. Billy Idol - Dancing with Myself
     
419. Cody Fry - I Hear a Symphony
     
420. Gringo Sapiens - Driver's Licence
     
421. Vacations - Relax
     
422. Glitter Party - time waits
     
423. Steve Lacy - Bad Habit
     
424. The Crystals - Then He Kissed Me
     
425. The Pied Pipers - Mairzy Doats
     
426. Mitski - Bug Like an Angel
     
427. James Ray - I've Got My Mind Set On You
     
428. Clairo - Bubble Gum
     
429. Masayoshi Takanaka - SEXY DANCE
     
430. Nat King Cole - (I Love You) For Sentimental Reasons
     
431. Sleigh Bells - Crown On the Ground
     
432. Olivia Rodrigo - favorite crime
     
433. No Doubt - Just A Girl
     
434. Foreigner - Long, Long Way from Home
     
435. Heart - Crazy On You
     
436. The Hunts - Darlin'
     
437. David Bowie - Heroes
     
438. Alice Phoebe Lou - Hammer
     
439. Thee Oh Sees - Toe Cutter - Thumb Buster
     
440. Roar - I Can't Handle Change
     
441. TV Girl - Birds Dont Sing
     
442. Laufey - From The Start
     
443. Chas McDevitt Skiffle Group - Freight Train (feat. Nancy Whiskey)
     
444. Metro Boomin - Am I Dreaming
     
445. Liana Flores - rises the moon
     
446. POP ETC - Speak Up
     
447. Jean Knight - Mr. Big Stuff
     
448. The Platters - Twilight Time
     
449. Derek & The Dominos - Layla
     
450. King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Homeless Man in Adidas
     
451. Charlie Burg - Lovesong (The Way)
     
452. Hot Flash Heat Wave - Gutter Girl
     
453. ABBA - Fernando
     
454. Mitski - My Love Mine All Mine
     
455. Savannah Conley - More Than Fine
     
456. Young the Giant - Mind Over Matter
     
457. Future Crib - Yer Movin'
     
458. Bob Dylan - Like a Rolling Stone
     
459. benches - Violent
     
460. Musical Youth - Pass The Dutchie
     
461. Olivia Rodrigo - vampire
     
462. Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone - City Of Stars
     
463. Maya Hawke - Thérèse
     
464. Current Joys - A Different Age
     
465. Wayne Newton - Danke Schoen
     
466. La Roux - Bulletproof
     
467. Jason Segel, Walter - Man Or Muppet
     
468. U2 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
     
469. The Raconteurs - Steady, As She Goes
     
470. The Ink Spots - Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall
     
471. Ace of Base - The Sign
     
472. Vulfpeck - 1612
     
473. Nordista Freeze - Hey GiGi
     
474. The Chainsmokers - New York City
     
475. Suki Waterhouse - Johanna
     
476. Pete Rodriguez - I Like It Like That
     
477. Calvin Harris - Summer
     
478. The Rare Occasions - Notion
     
479. a-ha - Take on Me
     
480. Rush - Working Man
     
481. Traffic - Dear Mr. Fantasy
     
482. Starbuck - Moonlight Feels Right
     
483. Van Halen - Drop Dead Legs
     
484. The Troggs - Wild Thing
     
485. Led Zeppelin - Good Times Bad Times
     
486. The Byrds - Turn! Turn! Turn! (To Everything There Is a Season)
     
487. Cream - Sunshine Of Your Love
     
488. Justin Timberlake - SexyBack (feat. Timbaland)
     
489. David Bowie - Suffragette City
     
490. Ludwig van Beethoven - Sonata No. 14 in C-Sharp Minor, Op. 27, No. 2 "Moonlight"
     
491. Avicii - Wake Me Up
     
492. The Who - La-La-La-Lies
     
493. The Spinners - The Rubberband Man
     
494. MGMT - Time to Pretend
     
495. Hootie & The Blowfish - Only Wanna Be With You
     
496. Sheck Wes - Mo Bamba
     
497. Claire Rosinkranz - 123
     
498. Ringo Starr - Photograph
     
499. The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
     
500. Duran Duran - Rio
     

My cat, Pumpkin Pie, was 13.4 lbs at his last vet visit. He's not overweight, just very large. He can easily reach doorhandles and such, as well as put his front paws on the kitchen counter with his back paws still on the ground.
He needs a vertical scratching post, but I have had concerns because
A. He might pull them over when he tries to scratch and B. Scratching posts don't seem tall enough for him to stretch out comfortably.
Unfortunately I've had no luck on convincing my family to get him a cat tree, and he didn't like the ones you hang on a doorknob.
Does anyone have any advice on finding a scratching post for a larger cat?