Guys I can’t believe I watched most of Gypsy and Nick’s interrogation for the first time. I don’t know how I got through her’s, but both were quite interesting and telling. They were NIGHT AND DAY differences in Gypsy’s understanding and intelligence and Nick’s.
I’m just going off of memory so correct me or jump in and add details to discuss:
Gypsy: 1) They gave her a comfy sofa, pillow/stuffed animal, blanket. She was super polite to the officers and kept saying “thank you sir.” She made random small talk with them about movies and shows she was interested in. Idk how girlie kept it together knowing her mom was DEAD. I truly believe she felt her superficial charm and southern politeness would get her out of there and she’d “get it over with/behind them.” (something Nick said in his interrogation about her.) 2) At one point she says how people look at her in handcuffs and says, “I didn’t kill nobody, I don’t smoke, do drugs, drink. I didn’t do nothing! I’m a good girl.” Which seems like a normal sentence, but the way she said it you could tell she was trying to convey that SHE didn’t belong. She’s worried about how she appears to others. 3) She lies a LOT starting with her age. 4) She keeps saying she doesn’t know why she’s there 5) Once the detective says the mom is dead, she puts on a performance of shock and feigns concern. She is like omg did she have a heart attack? She has health issues. Omg don’t tell me it was suicide!!! She had bipolar disorder. Girl, WHAT?! 6) She doesn’t give up any information until the officer mentions Nick and he knows Nick did it. He still pushes her to answer “why.” She finally is like “he didn’t get along with my mom.” She didn’t let them be together, and “that’s why Nick hated her.” (Noting: no mention of abuse. She basically says it was to be with Nick, which Nick also says in his reason why.) 7) I skipped a lot and saw how she listens under the door. 8) the detective gives her MANY chances to come clean and basically in the end he says she might face murder charges and girly pop is SHOOK. He tells her he knows she pulled the strings and she is soooo offended and keeps denying. She cries some more and yells out “I want a lawyer, sir!” 9) At some point she claims Nick raped her and “how she hopes he can get the help he needs.” 9) They give her time to put her boots on and take her away in handcuffs.
Nick: 1) He hasn’t slept in however many hours they were detained. He said he was worried about Gypsy the whole time meanwhile his princess is taking naps on a comfy couch. I don’t know how long they had them there, but he’s handcuffed and has a desk and a chair. That’s about it. 2) They do both get the same food, but Nick didn’t eat it since he ate something before and he was worried sick about Gypsy. The way Nick starts describing it was my first hint that he may be a bit more “different” (intellectually) than Gypsy. He says something like “They’re called ham sandwiches. Sometimes they make those with Mayo.” 3) He doesn’t know what coercion means. He says it’s punishment and the female detective says “yes, like trickery“ while reading him his Miranda rights. He clearly should’ve had a lawyer present during this. 4) He gives the clean version of events that she was kicked out of her home and they ran away together. 5) The detective clearly knows this guy loves her more than she loves him. She says “Gypsy told us everything and you’re not saying it. I know you love Gypsy but don’t put her in that difficult position.” So this is when Nick goes into detail about everything, at least his version of events. He talks about the events leading up to, during, and after. He says many times he loves her so much he did this for her and there’s no one else he’d do this for. 6) Basically Nick tells this detective everything, or in MUCH more detail, likely closer to the truth than Gypsy’s version. They take pictures like they did with Gypsy. What stuck with me is how this man can accurately remember numbers over everything else. He remembered his hotel room number, which I don’t think most people remember after checking out. His story consistently stays with 4 stabs and neck slash. 7) Towards the end, the detective leaves and he’s muttering to himself a lot. I skipped over much of it since it was repetitive, but it’s very sad and he’s clearly worried about Gypsy. At one point he questions to himself besides being honorable, where will the truth get him. 8) At the end of the video, he’s taken away in handcuffs barefoot. He asks to see Gypsy one more time.
My opinion: At first I was happy she was being released and getting a second chance at life. I didn’t know much about the case so I looked at her interviews. I soon felt like things were off with Gypsy, I just couldn’t put my finger on it. My bullshit radar went off when I finally heard her say she didn’t identify as a murderer and she pinned everything on Nick. Looking at the interrogation tapes, it’s my opinion that he struggles with something developmentally. His parents said he was diagnosed with autism in grade school. It disturbs me how he didn’t want to murder, but Gypsy talked him into it multiple times. I fully believe he was done dirty in the interrogation and outcome of the case. He did seem to tell much of the truth during his interrogation. Gypsy’s interrogation was lie after lie until she realized it wasn’t going to work with the detective who interviewed her. He knew and you could tell he was getting increasingly frustrated at her trying to manipulate and detail the conversation. If you haven’t, please go watch the videos. Let me know your thoughts.

WPA – A Completely Average Roadtrip
Disclaimer: Not canon, and I don’t use patreon so please don’t spoil me. Also, any opinion held by a character is that of the characters and not my own. Enjoy.
Town of Ljosalfington, local time 14:00, week 7
Emma Booker
“Again Illunor, I warned you before that this is a utility vehicle, not a party rated smart-limo. I am already compromising more than I should by allowing you to use the sample cooler as a minifridge, one which I can’t even use!” I said as I loaded the materials I had just purchased into the back of the high-G All terrain fusion-ethanol-electric hybrid 24th-century legacy pickup truck that I had printed out earlier this week, carefully avoiding the heavy ordinance hard point.
“That is hardly an excuse for that abysmally cramped leg space barely fit for cattle, never mind the bare minimum for standard decorum suitable for nobility. If this is what a car is like, then I don’t see why you care for your technology,” complained Illunor, who was sitting around idly with a malformed garish bowl of icecream that he had stashed away from lunch.
“If it bothers you so much, perhaps you could help next time with your ‘bigger-on-the-inside’ magic,” I retorted as I slid the last core sample into the back before covering it up with a tarp and strapping it down.
I had originally planned to visit Ljosalfington by myself to acquire much needed exo-materials to test various mana manipulator configurations as I worked to develop my first wand as not all of the materials I needed were procurable locally from Elaseer. I eventually yielded, much to my regret, to allowing Illunor to come with me as he insisted on wanting to deliver a letter personally in town after Thacea had pointed out the wisdom of not travelling alone.
We continued our back and forth for a bit yet as I finished securing my payload a voice called out to me from the direction of the town.
“Excuse me a moment, I couldn’t help but notice but are you from the academy?”
I turned to see an elf dressed in a plain brown buttoned up tunic matched by a slightly shabby pair of trousers with what appeared to be a lute upon his back and a plain and unenchanted longsword on his belt gesturing at our robes. Mine especially were new and unusual, tailored by the academy to go over my armour and allow access to the anchor points and allow me to exit my armour with minimal hassle. Illunor scoffed at what was evidently a commoner’s arrogance at approaching nobility and turned his head away in disgust. I glanced at Illunor and shook my head before turning to face the new man. I had time to spare, and any opportunity to engage in a hearts-and-minds dialogue with the locals outside the bounds of the managed environment of the academy was more than worth the time to chat. Especially as most of the other locals seemed to be content in ignoring me.
“Yes, we are currently studying at the Transgracian Academy. I am Cadet Emma Booker representing the United Nations of Earth and Luna from Earthream, and my aloof compatriot is Lord Illunor Rularia of the Vunerian courts. We were just about to head back but are in no rush. May I ask your name and what brings you by?” I asked with my hand outstretched in greeting.
“Ah yes, yes. My name is Edhel Redoehdelnif, a wandering bard by trade like my father and his father before him. My apologies, Cadet Emma Booker, I am unfamiliar with Earthrealm,” said Edhel as he grasped my hand with both of his and shook it tepidly yet vigorously. Or rather, tried to, as the motors on my suit resisted his efforts.
“News doesn’t seem to spread all that fast around here, so it makes sense you haven’t heard of us. We’re a new realm, and only just got here. Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Edhel Redoehdelnif,” I replied.
“Absolutely fascinating! And a knight no less, or perhaps a squire? I’m sure you have many stories to tell of Earthrealm. Say, by chance are you about to head back to the academy? I have business in Elaseer and the usual coach has been absent as of late so I would rather not go it alone,” said Edhel.
I was hesitant to bring a stranger back in the car with me, even if Illunor was present. However, the opportunity that meeting a bard presented was too good to pass up from an intel perspective and to win the favour of the populace at large.
“That is a great idea. I think I have room for one more…” I paused before gesturing towards Illunor, “provided everyone is ok with it that is.”
Illunor gave a huff and turned his head away in silence.
“Very well, I will allow this. But he will not be joining me in your sorry excuse for a coach,” said Illunor dismissively.
Illunor approached the backseat expectantly and the door opened for him automatically, allowing the dlc kobold to gracefully enter and lounge across the length of the seats, once again ignoring the seatbelts. I sighed as I made my way to the driver’s seat, and Edhel entered from the passenger side as he marveled at the automatic doors and the interior.
“What a strange carriage this is! Although I must say, shouldn’t you be retrieving your horses? I didn’t see any harnesses or sense any artifices,” inquired Edhel as he attempted to make himself comfortable on the car seat, lute in front of him.
“Oh no, this thing doesn’t need horses or magic,” I said with a chuckle as EVI started the car. The elf raised his eyebrows at the sudden hum of the engine and made an expression of alarm when the car started driving itself without my input. “See, purrs like a kitten.”
“Earthrealm must have some large kittens if they purr like that,” noted Edhel, “but you must be concealing the enchantments somewhere. Such a thing as this with such strange yet precise craftsmanship is only possible in the crownlands.”
“Nope, no magic,” I said cheerfully.
“Then how?” Asked Edhel.
“It’s rather simple really. Are you familiar with the workings of a mill?” I asked, deciding to keep things surface level and elementary to avoid provoking the IDOV threshold.
“Somewhat, though I confess to not being familiar with their workings. Are you suggesting this is akin to a mill?” Asked Edhel perplexed.
“It’s the same principal. A mill works by taking a source of rotation such as a waterwheel or windmill, transferring that rotation along a series of rotating shafts and interlocking gears, and finally putting that energy to work by rotating a millstone,” I began as the car pulled out onto the smooth cobbled road in the direction of Elaseer. A notification popped up in the corner of my vision indicating my recon drone swarm had shifted from a holding formation to a convoy screening formation, and while the roads were clear I kept the speed at 60km/h to account for my passenger’s apparent distaste for seatbelts.
“Rotation…” muttered Edhel. He turned to face one of the wheels and EVI pinged an alert for a probable match for a detection spell, “fascinating.”
“Edhel, what are you doing?” I asked.
“Oh, yes, perhaps I should have asked first. Yes, I can see how it all fits together. But the source of this rotation? I see no mighty river or great wind to power this, so where does it come from?” Asked Edhel, not really apologizing. Elven arrogance, it seemed, was not limited by class.
The act reminded me of Sorecar when he inspected my gun, but where the armourer had been respectful with it, Edhel was more flippant. I considered the possibility that he was a spy sent by one of her peers or the crownlands, though this did not mesh with the methods I had seen so far. Edhel may have been just overly enthusiastic. In either case, I quickly decided to only reveal the antique design for the ethanol engine, and not that of the batteries or the emergency coupler to my suit’s fusion reactor.
“Right, well please ask first next time. As to your question, I won’t bore you with the details, but the rotation is generated by creating a periodic sequence of explosions inside of a machine – a manaless artifice – called a combustion engine, said Emma.
“So that’s what that sound is…” pondered Edhel, “are these artifices typical in Earthream?”
“You are awfully inquisitive for a commoner,” noted Illunor as he inspected his nails for dirt, “and rather accepting of something which should be impossible.”
“I wouldn’t be much of a bard if I wasn’t, my lord,” said Edhel shifting uncomfortably in his seat, “perhaps some music might set the mood better?”
“That would be preferable, bard. I have heard enough of the Earthrealmer’s Road Trip Playlist and would like to listen to some music of real culture,” said Illunor.
The bard agreed and proceeded to awkwardly play a ballad about an adventurer who slew a hydra in some frozen wasteland. Partway through, I politely interrupted the Edhel to point out the seat controls much to his fascination and Illunor’s grumbling at their common nature, and after some adjustment the bard went on playing and I half-heartedly listened while I paid attention to the road and my drone feed.
Particularly after EVI detected something unusual and alerted me to its presence.
”Attention Caded Booker. There is a disabled vehicle blocking the primary route to destination. Heat signatures in the woods are consistent with that of an ambush.”
“Damn it,” I muttered.
I glanced at the drone feed to see a broken cart strewn horizontally across a wooden bridge over a brook. On the surface it looked like a pair of civilians who required aid and assistance, but off in the woods were several heat signatures, several of which held weapons of varying levels of enchantments. Occasionally one of the pair on the bridge would talk with them, suggesting they were in cahoots rather than hostages. I recalled crossing that very bridge not a few hours earlier, so the blockade was very recent.
“EVI, did we pass that cart on the way here?” I asked.
”Negative,” replied EVI.
I grimaced. I had been trained to handle road-side ambushes, but it was only something that was a theoretical possibility. Something that should only occur in a warzone or a corrupt and unstable polity. I knew I had the capacity to handle such an encounter, even non-lethally, but that didn’t change the fact that these were civilians and as such were the responsibility of local law enforcement. Combined with the fact that I had passengers I was responsible for and engaging the ambush was a risky option.
“EVI, give me a list of alternative routes,” I commanded.
”Affirmative. Here is a list of routes in order of recommendation,” replied EVI.
I looked over the routes superimposed on a map of the region and quickly dismissed taking a shortcut through the forest and cutting through farmland. A detour caught my eye that extended the journey by roughly ten kilometers and I immediately sent a pair of drones to scout it out before committing to the detour.
“Are you alright, Cadet Emma Booker? You seem distracted,” asked Edhel, snapping me back to reality.
“Yeah, I’m fine. I’m just focused on driving,” replied Emma.
“I suppose it must be quite taxing to command an artificed carriage of this complexity. Perhaps it might ease your mind if you were to regale me a tale of a hero of your realm?” Said Edhel, strumming a complex tune from his lute as he spoke as each and every pluck triggered a low-level spell.
“Well, that may be a problem. We don’t have any monsters to fight, and wars are a thing of the past,” I said while desperately tip-toeing the subject of aunt Ran, the subject of war, and our voyages through the cosmos, “though we are not without the adventurous spirit. We certainly have many stories of grand voyages. Some mythical and fictional such as The Odyssey as told by the Greek poet Homer and some historical such as the race to the south pole.”
“The south pole,” muttered the bard, “so you have explored all of Earthrealm then? I suppose that makes some sense, if you have artifices such as this then traversal of a globe would be quite manageable.”
“You are quite perceptive,” I said, not wishing to elaborate.
“A great performer knows his audience,” said Edhel with a charming, honest, almost human smile.
I felt a pang of homesickness as an intrusive thought reminded me that I could have gone to a real college surrounded by friendly faces my age, engaging in nightly holostreams and dreaming of adventures in the stars from the safety of a college dorm room. The sight of Illunor in the rear camera was the only thing that kept me grounded, as I almost felt like I was back at home on a road trip rather than returning to a fantasy feudal court, constantly evading death at every turn with the fate of humanity on the line. As such, and prompted by EVI, I barely had the wherewithal to take the planned detour.
A fact which did not pass by Edhel.
“I believe you may have taken a wrong turn, Emma,” he commented.
“Nah, I’m just taking the scenic route. I came from that direction on the way here, and you have inspired me to see the other road and I figure it should only add a few extra minutes to our travel time,” I said, gesturing at a paper map which I had referenced exactly once, “though on that subject, you seem to know these lands quite well. Do you have any recommendations on places to visit in the Nexus to scratch that itch?”
Illunor raised his eyebrow at the detour excuse, knowing full well this was not part of the plan. I worried that he might complain about the issue and but thankfully remained silent as he snacked on the contents of the misused sample storage unit. Edhel himself took on a more pensive posture.
“I’m happy to have been such an inspiration, Emma, though I am sure an explorer such as yourself has little need of such. I would normally suggest the skyward fountains of Verdellan or the cloud tides of Asturia, but that may be too casual for someone of your calibre. Perhaps the severed chasm or the fire marsh of Bhandahova may be more to your liking. Or perhaps…” Edhel leaned in, “I have heard rumours of a dragon in the glassy obsidian wastes of Vurcanar.”
I chuckled at that, knowing how I was fortunate enough to fish a dragon scale out of the nearby lake for the ECS. “The thought of going dragon hunting had certainly crossed my mind…” I mused aloud.
“Yet you sound hesitant. Perhaps it is too much for a newrealmer. Perhaps a slime or a dire rat might be more appropriate,” he said with a tease.
“No, it’s not like that! It’s” I stammered, before attempting to change course after realizing I had been goaded, “what I mean is, I was under the impression that dragons were an endangered species. Where I come from, hunting endangered animals is usually illegal, and big game hunting in general is frowned upon. We do make exceptions in the case of problem animals such as if a large predator starts hunting humans, but as a rule we prefer conservation and try to find ways of coexisting with wildlife such as the use of barrier fences and scaring away dangerous animals rather than being forced to cull their numbers. Having a species go extinct would prevent future generations from appreciating them and risks destabilizing the ecosystem they are a part of. Now if this dragon was actively razing villages and eating civilians and livestock, that would be one thing, but this does not look to be the case. I don’t imagine the Nexus has any settlements in this wasteland, and the dragon clearly wants to be left alone. Killing an innocent dragon would be murder.”
I grinned to myself after delivering a diatribe that would have made my tenth grade social and environmental studies teacher beam with pride, though by the expressions of my passengers my view did not appear to be shared. Edhel’s mouth was agape in shock and fascination, while the Venurian in the back seat merely huffed in disapproval.
“I assure you Newrealmer, there are no innocent dragons,” stated Illunor with a hint of terseness breaking through his otherwise regal demeanor.
“Illunor, I understand that Venurians have personal reasons for not liking dragons, but you can’t just extend that disdain to their descendants or those uninvolved just because they are the same species,” I said.
“If I may interject on your behalf, my lord, I believe I can address Cadet Emma Booker’s concerns,” said Edhel with a bow. Illunor nodded in approval.
“Very well, you may proceed,” he said.
“Thank you, my lord. My dear Emma, you must understand that dragons are not simple animals driven entirely off of instinct as it appears to be the case in Earthrealm. They are monsters. Intelligent, long-lived, violent, greedy, cruel, territorial, selfish flesh-eating monsters. They are evil by the very nature of their being, unable to change by their own accord, and unwilling to change when His Eternal Majesty offered them freedom from their nature. It isn’t that they want to be evil. As intelligent animals – intelligent monsters – dragons are capable of understanding morality, and many have tried to overcome their evil nature at great expense to themselves. A well intended and noble sentiment, yet a doomed one as like all animals, they all succumb to their nature in the end. Overcoming one’s nature is impossible,” said Edhel. His eyes took on a stoic, almost remorseful gaze as he spoke, and Illunor nodded with approval.
I was appalled by this claim, not by the contents so much as how blatantly false it was. As a representative of the human race, I was a living counterexample to his whole argument. We had remained physiologically unchanged as a species since the last Ice Age, and yet in spite of that, in spite of our many flaws, we had found peace and balance. If we could do it, anyone could do it.
“Will all due respect Edhel, that is nonsense. Monsters aren’t born, they are made. It is the mark of any intelligent species can adapt their behaviour to their environment for better or worse, and under the right care any so-called monster can grow to be a force for good,” I began, but while I searched for the right words Edhel shook his head.
“I appreciate your race is an empathetic one, Emma, your idealism is unfounded. As flesh eaters, a dragon must take the life of another animal or person to survive, or they will perish. As such, every dragon has taken a life. As long-lived creatures, they will have amassed a significant number of kills. As the land can only support so much animals, a dragon must be fiercely territorial and aggressive to remove competition, lest they starve. As such, even the most kind-hearted dragon alive must be violent and greedy, and their intelligence fuels this even more so if they know a bountiful land of morsels exists just outside their range.
Now perhaps a multitude of dragons may find a way to co-exist together in some settlement, but to support such a venture would require a large territory of prey, or a livestock animal. Perhaps they could support a large colony by farming grain for their livestock, but that would require effort on their behalf. As large animals, such efforts require a great deal of energy. Yet that size makes it easy for them to intimidate smaller races to do their labour for them, and to keep their client race in line dragons must be cruel. And even so, as their numbers grow so do their needs. As such, they must expand into the lands of their neighbours to survive until there is nothing left to devour, at which point they must turn against their own lest they starve. As such, it is the nature of dragons to conquer and devour. That is why there is no such thing as an innocent dragon,” finished Edhel.
I was speechless, not because I believed Edhel had a point, but because I was horrified at how easy he found it to rationalize the extermination of an entire sapient species. If this was how the elves thought, then it wasn’t the dragons who were the monsters. I suppressed that dark thought. Edhel’s thought process was a product of his culture, not a feature of his elven heritage. If there was any hope of peace between our people, I needed to show him there was another way of being. I needed to prove that co-existence was possible, no matter one’s nature.
I took a deep breath to steady myself before replying.
“That- that is a callous way of seeing things,” I began, though the shock was still there in my voice, “you speak as though there is no natural equilibrium with a dragon, that their only state of being must be to be cruel, to devour, to conquer. But I see things differently. In fact, I might wonder if a fledgling civilization might see the presence of a dragon as a boon rather than a curse. Being intelligent, the locals may be able to come to some agreement with the dragon. Perhaps they might leave some land as a hunting ground or offer up a share of their cattle or guard the dragon as it sleeps. In exchange, the dragon might allow them to build a town outside its mountain and protect them in times of danger. An equitable exchange. A civilization might even create artificial lairs to attract dragons for this very reason. True, some dragons may behave tyrannical towards their town, but a well armed populace of a large city would be more than capable of fighting such a threat, and a rational dragon might reason that threatening their own populace would put their reliable source of food and shelter at risk. You see, it’s all a matter of perspective.”
“You certainly are an imaginative one, Emma, to wonder up a quixotic world where the hare and the fox live together in harmony as equals. Even so, you seem to have ignored one key detail to such a society. What would happen should the dragon not be fed for months on end?” Asked Edhel with his eyebrow raised.
“The same thing as stranded a dozen starving, stranded Elves!” I spat back.
[Alert: Vehicle speed above recommended limit for conditions. Recommendation: slow down. ]
“I am driving slow!” I seethed, not realizing I had sped up with manual control enabled.
“I grow tired of this common prattle,” interjected Illunor just in time to prevent an awkward silence, “bard, play us another song.” “As my lord wishes,” said Edhel with a bow before turning to me with another smile, “perhaps a more soothing melody would be in order? A love song perhaps, to honour Cadet Booker’s compassionate nature?”
I said nothing as Edhel began to strum his lute again to the tune of a love story of a pair of doomed lovers named Ramian and Junette, hating his cheeky knowing grin that only served to get under my skin further as I focused on calming down and slowing the car back to a more reasonable pace before investigating a priority alert which I had been blinded to moments prior.
[Alert: hostile roadblock is absent, location unknown.]
Shit.
“Illunor, we may have a problem,” I said.
“Shush, Newrealmer, have you no class? We are almost at the best part! I’m sure it can wait,” replied the contextually clueless lizard.
I had never wanted to throttle Illunor as much as I did now.
“Illunor, shield, now,” I said with a raised voice.
“I don’t see-“ he started, pausing mid-sentence as his ears perked up.
[Alert: Multiple manafield and spell signatures detected!]
I took evasive maneuvers as Illunor tried to piece together a shield spell, fumbling it twice as panic appeared to set in and providing me with a reminder that Illunor was a civilian, not a soldier. A hail of arrows pelted the exterior of the truck, piercing but not penetrating the composite armour. I was tempted to do nothing but just drive away from the arrow fire, but a foreboding premonition of danger filled me as I recalled Sorecar’s hunter-seeker arrows.
Seeking to avoid that fate, I triggered the active defenses.
The smoke screens deployed around the vehicle, obscuring the sight of any who depended on visible light to see me. A barrage of decoy flares equipped with wooden cores shot upward at angles and diffusing to the side like a pair of giant wings which when combined with the MFD, short for mana-field dampener, inside the vehicle meant that the pelting hail of arrowfire softened to a whirr as the arrows whiffed over the top of the truck, retargeted away from the soft flesh of my passengers and even invoking friendly fire amongst the ambushers.
In the chaos, EVI and my drone swarm fed me complete tactical information on the ambush. Of the 26 individuals at the first blockade, 20 were accounted for, and 3 had died from friendly fire. Ahead at the bridge, 5 more of them were at the bridge where a barrier had been hastily erected to cage me in as the river valley was too deep to cross.
“Illunor, we need a bridge,” I said, taking stock of the wellbeing of my passengers.
The bard was huddled down low and suppressing his manafield, but otherwise rather composed. Illunor, on the other hand, was cowering in the gap between the seats with his hands covering his eyes and his tail tucked in.
“A bridge is no small request, Ne- Cadet Emma Booker,” replied Illunor, “and your ‘Emeffdee’ has blinded me to the outside of this moving death trap.”
“If I drop it, can you at least make a ramp?” I asked as I circled the battlefield. Or tried to, at least, as earthen ramparts emerged from the ground from a yet unseen source to cut off other avenues of escape.
“A ramp? Surely you don’t mean-“ he stammered.
“Yes or no,” I said.
Illunor paused, before taking an unsteady breath.
“Yes. But not with that Emeffdee,” he replied.
“Good. Steady your nerves and prepare to make a ramp ahead of us on my signal,” I said, “in the meantime, get your seatbelt on. This is going to be hairy.”
As I circled around to make my approach on the bridge, the final combatant made his appearance on a nearby tree, revealing himself as an elven mage. An alert focused on the air around him indicating he was preparing an unknown high-tier spell, and I locked the predator drone on him indicating the elf as a high-priority target if our escape plan failed, and I was forced to use lethal force.
If I was forced to kill.
It was one thing to know you may have to kill in the line of duty, but it was much harder to reconcile that with reality. No number of simulations could match the real thing, and a part of me wanted to simply offload the responsibility to EVI to keep my hands clean, but to do that would be betraying my duty as a human being. I breathed in deep and tried not to think about it, instead hoping to rely on the ace I held in my sleeve instead.
“EVI, ready the spell jammer,” I said unevenly.
“Acknowledged, the prototype Exo-Radiation Wave-Field Distruptor is primed. High risk target identified and locked, permission to engage?” EVI asked, forcing me to address the dreaded question.
“Negative,” I replied, “hold your fire. If the ramp fails, then you have permission to engage,” I said.
“Affirmative, on your mark,” replied EVI.
I lined up the truck with the bridge and bolted through the smoke, keeping a careful eye on the mage as I went. His spellform took on a more concerning shape as I accelerated, and I realized I could not afford to let him finish his spell. I triggered the spelljammer.
A terrible roar erupted from an array of speakers printed from mana-resistant materials that would have made Godzilla herself beam with pride. The sound was decidedly unnatural, gnarly, dubstep drop composed of an electric eel, a whale, a mountain lion, and a tyrannosaurus rex all being simultaneously assaulted by a swarm of angry cybernetic murder hornets as an equally chaotic wave of mana blasted outwards from the exterior of the truck, with the interior thankfully sheltered by audio and mana dampening.
The ambushing assailants cowered and panicked, and it was enough to cause the Elven mage’s spell to backfire in his face as his form exploded into ashes, meeting a horrific fate which I had tried so desperately to help him avoid. With all the combatants momentarily incapacitated or dead, I lowered the dampener and turned off the smoke.
“Ramp!” I shouted, snapping the lizard back to reality.
The Venerian nodded and hastily formed an earthwork ahead of us right before the blockade, and the truck leapt off the ramp with a not insignificant amount of air beneath our wheels. I braced for impact, regretting skimping on the shocks in the name of preserving materials, but the impact never came.
[Alert: Friendly spell designated ‘Feather Fall’]
Illunor thankfully had enough wherewithal to gently land the steel brick, and I sped off into the distance away from the trap that had unfolded behind us, leaving the interior of the truck in an awkward silence as we each processed our brush with death in our own way. “How many are dead?” I asked EVI.
“6 hostiles confirmed dead,” replied EVI.
I drove on in silence. Those were six deaths I had tried to avoid, and I became lost in thought as I wondered what I should have done differently to avoid the confrontation entirely.
Edhel broke the silence with a bout of laughter.
“Terrific! Absolutely terrific! Why, I can conjure up many a tale from this encounter alone! I live for this kind of inspiration!” Exclaimed Edhel a little too chipperly considering the circumstance.
“I would rather not hear stories about how I bravely ran away,” I moaned in deadpan sarcasm.
“You think too little of yourself, Cadet Emma Booker. It is plain to me that you are no ordinary rabbit. Make no mistake, I see it as a privilege to bear witness to the roar of a vorpal hare!” Said Edhel as he supressed his laughter, “though I am afraid with all the excitement that I must finish my song some other time.”
“How about I play some of our music?” I offered after the elf revealed his thrill-seeking side.
“Splendid, I would like that. Perhaps something of your ‘Roadtrip playlist’ you speak of? It sounds like a collection of your voyages,” said Edhel.
“That would be an improvement on the truth,” said Illunor dismissively as he eased from his state of shock, “it is little more than noise under the pretense of music.”
“Illunor…” I muttered to myself before turning the mic on, “no, no it’s not like that. I have terabytes of pre-recorded songs from various artists back home which can be played by… an artifice called a speaker. A playlist is a set of songs which are grouped together, usually to listen to in specific situations such as studying, partying, or travelling. The latter collection is what Illunor is referring to.”
I very deliberately chose not to reveal my ‘Unfortunate Daughters’ playlist.
“An artifice which plays music, and a magicless one at that. I must say, Emma, I fear for the bards in your realm,” said Edhel with a laugh.
“Your fear is misplaced, Edhel. Entertainers live like kings where I come from,” I retorted with a smirk of my own, “well, the ones with talent at least.”
“Well, well, I suppose I have to hear my competition!” Said Edhel with a laugh.
“Do as you must, though let it be known that I warned you,” said Illunor as he watched a play on his sightseer.
I had EVI compile a list of songs that left out content offensive to Nexian sensibilities or violating OpSec and as it compiled I mused over what type of sample spread I wanted to show off. Then it struck me. What better way to show off our culture than with some good old blue jumpers and nova rock! Sadly, jumpers were unavailable to show but I still had a whole list of modern artists to choose from.
Moments later, the car speakers sprung to life to the tune of ‘Innocent Youth of Mine. Edhel’s eyes lit up like a child visiting a zero-g gravity park for the first time, seemingly star-struck by the antique electric guitar and the synthesizer-drums in particular.
“What… what is this? I have never heard anything like this!” Proclaimed Edhel.
“Dreadful, isn’t it?” said Illunor, doing what he did best and pretending to hate it.
“Oh there is a lot more where that came from,” I said with a cheeky grin of my own, “this one is called ‘Innocent Youth of Mine’ by ‘Cannons and Poppies’. It’s part of the Nova Rock genre.
“And those strange instruments?” Asked Edhel.
“Oh, you mean the electric guitar and the synthesizer. They are electronic instruments, taking advantage of channeled and modulated electricity to create near any sound we can imagine,” I replied.
“Channeled electricity… are you suggesting these sounds were made by some form of lightning?” Asked Edhel.
[Suggestion: Avoid topic of electricity due to OpSec risk]
I nodded at EVI’s warning, thankful that it caught me before I discussed the very thing that all of my equipment ran on.
“It’s not exactly lightning, but close enough,” I said.
“If I had not witnessed to your display of power earlier, I might have perhaps been more skeptical of such a claim, but I suppose a lady must keep her secrets.” said Edhel with a raised eyebrow and chuckle, “but I digress, this music is most interesting.”
“There is a lot more where that came from,” I said with a cheeky grin of my own.
“If I ever have a prisoner in need of torture, I will turn to you first,” replied Illunor, “if you are willing to subject your peers to this madness then I cannot imagine what you would force upon your enemies before dunking them in ice.”
“In your dreams,” I retorted.
I played a few other songs including Astrodesee’s ‘Meteor Struck’, the Martian classic ‘Hotel Cydonia’ and even ‘Switching to Warp’ before Elaseer emerged from the distance, and I pulled up outside the gate to drop Edhel off.
“Here already?” Asked Edhel.
“Well, yeah. I was just running a quick errand, I didn’t want to go too far,” I replied casually.
“That was a distance worth at least five days of walking by foot, and you call that a ‘quick errand’?” Asked Edhel. I shrugged, and he laughed.
“Well in any case, thank you for allowing me passage in your car. I must apologize for my lack of gift or payment…” said Edhel. “Don’t worry about it, it was on the way,” I replied.
“I see, how generous. Perhaps we might one day meet again?” Asked Edhel.
“Maybe, but I’m not sure how likely that is. The academy takes up most of my time,” I replied, “though you never know. I still have a lot of quest hours to complete.”
“Is that so? In that case, I hope we meet again! Goodbye Cadet Emma Booker and farewell Lord Illunor Rularia,” he said. “And good travels to you, bard,” said Illunor.
I waved off Edhel and drove back to the academy, Illunor still sulking in the back seat.
“Perhaps next time, you should steer us away from danger?” Suggested Illunor.
“I tried, but we were tracked,” I replied.
I groaned inwardly at the additional work needed to fix the truck. EVI compiled a list of upgrades for future engagements, batting away my idea for a ‘turbo mode’ and a ‘jump boost’. Though at the end of the day, meeting the bard wasn’t a complete loss. It felt good to talk to someone almost normal for once, and I hoped I met him again.
Edhel Redoehdelnif
I watched as Cadet Emma Booker’s vehicle went off into the distance, getting one last look at the Earthrealmer’s strange artifice before turning towards the gate. The voyage was an exotic experience, not unlike that of a fever dream or a peak into a world completely alien to my own. Indeed, it was a struggle to contain my excitement and enthusiasm and process the experience rationally as I made my way through the southern gates of Elaseer and turned the corner of an alley before entering an impossible structure that did not exist.
“You are earlier than expected,” said the shadowy figure of my handler as I made my way to the meeting hall.
“The Earthrealmer’s means of transportation proved far more expedient than anticipated, my lord” I spoke as I knelt before him, “even with her unexpected departure from the anticipated road and the ambush we traveled for scantly more than an hour.”
“Yes, I will require a full report from you. Perhaps you can shed some light on the ‘smoke dragon’ my men claim intervened on the Earthrealmer’s behalf,” said my handler.
“Smoke Dragon, my lord?” I asked.
My handler responded by activating his sight-seer, revealing how the ambush had appeared from the outside. The Earthrealmer’s uncanny artifice traversed down the road, a pair of manafields displaying proudly from within until the archers began their assault. The artifice then transformed as smoke billowed out from its pores and wings sprung forth above until it was the form of a mighty wrym with a pair of glowing eyes springing forth from its ever extending head where it then gave forth a terrible unholy roar which sent waves of mana outward. The mage working to seal the area and trap their mark vapourized in an instant as his spell backfired. It was apparent to Edhel that his exceptional experience in the carriage was merely a muted rendition of the events unfolding around them.
It would seem the hare had the shadow of a dragon.
“I do have some insight, though I must confess the Earthrealmer did very little in the way of direct action. I suspect she has some unseen means of commanding and scrying through her artifices,” I said, “one which does not utilize magic as we know it.”
“Such a statement is heresy,” said my handler, “but such special circumstances are your reason for being. I will require you submit your memories for verification. What is your appraisal of the new realmer?”
“The girl is far more dangerous than a surface appraisal would suggest, though she prefers to conceal that power rather than utilize it out of a misplaced sense of compassion. Her people appear to have a boundless creative drive through which such artifices are birthed, though again it is misdirected towards more common applications. I believe that if properly tamed, this human animal may provide us with great works of art,” I said with a bow.
“I see. Does the girl know you work for us?” Asked my handler.
“She may harbour some suspicions, though did not voice them outright beyond concealing her knowledge,” I said, “though nothing significant. Provided our next meet is under believable circumstances such as a festival she should view me as cordial.”
“She has indeed proven clever,” conceded my handler, “very well, I will make arrangements for your paths to cross again. Perhaps I will arrange for her to be a contestant at the next inter-academy tournament. In the mean time, prepare your report and don’t wander far. This is a priority assignment.”
“As you wish, my lord,” I said with a bow and a smile.
Emma Booker had proved to be an interesting animal indeed, and I hoped our paths crossed again.

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I feel like one of the reasons the valley is great is because the cast aren’t influencers. Yeah I’m sure they sell some stuff here and there on Instagram but it’s not their main job. I’m not sure why but it makes reality shows much less enjoyable when the people are hocking their brands and are all over social media. Southern charm is falling into this. VPR can’t have a famous line without it ending up on a tshirt a week later. Why are we watching scenes of lala in her office? What does she need an office for? What does Tom need an assistant for? It’s just not entertaining for some reason and I’m not sure why. We want to see their “real” lives. Not a day in the life of influencing.

Hello everyone! I know it's been a long time but with the DLC on the way and work slowing down for a bit, I've decided to start writing guides again. With the DLC a month away, I've decided to focus my efforts on guides that will help prepare for the DLC and have a few others that are just about ready as well.
With all of the patches over the years, the questlines have been changes fairly significantly. It is now nearly impossible to "break" any questlines by accident but many of my previous guides were made to avoid that happening. Given that, they have lost some of their purpose and aren't as optimal as they previously were. I have went through the game again and learned all of the new tricks to optimize the questlines so that you can take the least amount of steps possible to receive all of the questlines best rewards.
So what this guide is meant for is to help with getting characters through the game with all of the unique quest rewards as optimally as possible. So there should be nothing unnecessary within this guide and it will take you from location to location without consideration for level or build. Given that, you may need to do side objectives and leveling for your personal run, but you can just continue following from where you left off. Due to Reddit's character limit, I have to separate this guide into two parts but both halves are already available.
I hope everyone enjoys the guide and please let me know if you have any suggestions, fixes or feedback!

Second Half

WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD

Limgrave

• Grab the First Step Grace once you enter Limgrave
• Head South-East to grab the Seaside Ruins Grace
• Head East to grab the Agheel Lake South Grace
• Rest at the Grace to receive Torrent
• Cross the bridge South-East to grab the Bridge of Sacrifice Grace
• Talk to Irina nearby and get the letter from her.
• From the Agheel Lake South Grace: Head South-East and use the Spirit Jump to grab the Starlight Shard from the stone astrolabe nearby.
• Head North and use the Spirit Jump to get down into the forest below.
• Head North-East until you hear howling from the nearby ruin
• Head South-East to grab the Fort Haight West Grace
• Go inside Fort Haight to kill the Knight at the top and grab the Dectus Medallion (Left)
• From the First Step Grace: Head North to grab the Church of Elleh Grace
• Fast Travel to the Church of Elleh Grace and talk to Witch Renna to get the Spirit Calling Bell and Spirit Wolf Ashes
• Talk to Merchant Kale to get the Fingersnap Emote
• Head North-East to grab the Agheel Lake North Grace
• Head South-East and dodge roll into the talking tree to talk with Boc
• Head North then North-East to grab the Murkwater Coast Grace
• Hop down the hole nearby and head South to kill the Invader for Reduvia
• Follow the river back North to talk with Yura
• Head back South and go inside the nearby cave to grab the Murkwater Cave Grace
• Knock the boss to half HP and accept the surrender for the Grovel for Mercy Emote
• Reload and exhaust his dialogue then hit him 3 times without killing him to make him hostile.
• Let him hit you to below half HP to get the Extreme Repentance Emote
• Either Die or use the Extreme Repentance Gesture near him to stop hostilities.
• Reload and talk to him again to get permission to open the chest nearby. Open it to enter the Mistwood Ruins.
• Head North-East to grab the Third Church of Marika Grace and rest at it to allow fast travel again.
• Head North and use the Spirit Jumps to get to the very top of the cliffs
• Head West into Summonwater Village and kill the Tibia Mariner for a Deathroot
• Head South and use the tombstones poking out of the cliff going South-West to get down to the graveyard.
• Continue South-West onto the ruin to talk with Kenneth Haight and get the Erdsteel Dagger. You can kill him for a Golden Seed as he has nothing more to offer.
• Travel back to Murkwater Cave Grace and talk with the boss again to get the Calm Down Emote
• From the Murkwater Coast Grace: Head North and then up the river and use the Spirit Jump to grab the Saintsbridge Grace
• Head West and then up the cliffs going South to help Iron Fist Alexander and get the Triumphant Delight Emote
• Head North and up the opposite cliff into the tomb to grab the Deathtouched Catacombs Grace.
• Proceed through the Deathtouched Catacombs as desired but make sure to pick up at least 1 Grave Glovewort [1] as you progress.
• Kill the boss of the Deathtouched Catacombs and open the chest to grab the Deathroot
• Leave the cave and follow the road South-West to grab the Warmaster's Shack Grace
• Head North to the arena and kill the Invader to get the Hammer Talisman
• From the Warmaster's Shack Grace: Follow the road going West to grab the Stormhill Shack Grace.
• Talk with Roderika to get the Sitting Sideways Emote and Spirit Jellyfish Ashes

Stormveil Castle/Limgrave 2

• Follow the road North that turns to go South-West into the castle to grab the Castleward Tunnel.
• Defeat Margit, the Fell Omen and grab the Margit, the Fell Omen Grace
• Head West to grab the Stormveil Main Gate Grace.
• Rest at it to enter Roundtable Hold.
• Inside Roundtable Hold, talk with Gideon, Brother Corhyn and Ensha to receive the Prayer Emote and What Do You Want Emote
• Jump over the railing and let the Invader bow to get the Reverential Bow Emote then kill him for the Taunter's Tongue.
• From the Stormveil Main Gate Grace: Talk with Gostoc in the building nearby.
• Accept or Decline him. If you Decline you can open the main gate now.
• DO NOT KILL Gostoc. If you do you will miss out on an optional reward later.
• Choose any way you like to make your way through the castle until you grab the Secluded Cell Grace before the boss room.
• From the Secluded Cell Grace: Head South past the troll and into the room straight ahead to talk with Nepheli Loux.
• Head back to the boss room and defeat Godrick the Grafted.
• Grab the Godrick the Grafted Grace and rest at it.
• Head North-West, go through the door, and follow the path to the left to hop down.
• Turn around and grab the Shabriri Grape
• Continue to the outside and grab the Lake-Facing Cliffs Grace
• Return to the Roundtable Hold
• Talk with Roderika and Hewg back and forth until dialogue is exhausted.
• Talk to Rogier and tell him about Godrick to receive Rogier's Rapier +8
• Talk to the Finger Reader and the Fingers for the Rapture Emote
• Talk to Nepheli then Gideon and Nepheli again for the Arsenal Charm and to progress Nepheli's questline.
• From the First Step Grace in Limgrave: Interact with the message nearby for the Bravo! Emote
• Head South-West onto the beach and follow the cliff to find a cave to grab the Coastal Cave Grace
• Kill the boss of the cave for Tailoring Tools and Sewing Needle
• From the Coastal Cave Grace: Talk with Boc to give him the Sewing Needle

Note: Roderika's Crimson Hood is in the Grafted Scion room in Stormveil now and a Golden Seed is where she was at Stormhill Shack.

Liurnia Lake

• From the Lake-Facing Cliffs Grace: Rest at the Lake-Facing Cliffs Grace.
• Talk with Boc and Hyetta to give Hyetta the Shabriri Grape and get the As You Wish Emote.
• Head North-West and grab the Liurnia Lake Shore Grace
• Head North-West to grab the Laskyar Ruins Grace
• Follow the road North-West to talk with Rya in the pavilion and accept her request.
• Head West to grab the Scenic Isle Grace
• Head North-West to grab the Boilprawn Shack Grace
• Talk to Blackguard Big-Boggart and buy Rya's Necklace from him.
• Talk to him again and buy at least one Boiled Prawn from him for the Spread Out Emote
• Head North-East to grab the Academy Gate Town Grace
• Head North and kill Diallos on the ruins of a building for Diallos's Mask and Hoslow's Petal Whip. This does not affect any unique future rewards
• Continue North-West and use the portal in the pavilion to grab the Northern Liurnia Lake Shore Grace to the South-West
• Go North-East and through the illusory wall to grab the Road to the Manor Grace
• Follow the road to the manor for the Main Caria Manor Gate Grace.
• Make your way through Caria Manor as desired.
• Defeat the boss for the Royal Moongazing Grounds Grace
• Leave through the back of the boss room and head West to the ruin furthest West to find an illusory floor.
• Enter the basement that the illusory floor leads to and interact with the message.
• Leave the room and continue South-West to grab the Ranni's Rise Grace.
• Go up the elevator and accept Ranni's proposal
• Go down to talk with Iji, Blaidd and Seluvis then back up to talk with Ranni.
• Leave the tower and head to the tower to the South-East to talk with Seluvis and accept his proposal
• From the Boilprawn Shack Grace: Head North-West and grab the Fallen Ruins of the Lake Grace at the furthest West ruin.
• Head West and talk to White Mask Varre and choose the topmost option both times.
• Head North-West and grab the Temple Quarter Grace
• Go South-West into the forest to kill the Invader for a Shabriri Grape and Banished Knight Halberd +8
• Grab the Revenger's Shack Grace
• From the Temple Quarter Grace: Go North and grab the Academy Glintstone Key from behind the Dragon
• Head North-West from the Dragon to grab the Foot of the Four Belfries Grace for later use.
• From the Fallen Ruins of the Lake Grace: Head South-West to the pavilion to grab the Folly on the Lake Grace.
• Go South until you hit the wall then head West up the road to talk with Nepheli Loux
• Continue West to grab the Village of the Albinauric's Grace
• Follow the path South-East and roll into the conspicuous pot to reveal Albus
• Talk to Albus to receive the Haligtree Secret Medallion (Right)
• Continue through the village to defeat the boss.
• From the Scenic Isle Grace: Head East to talk with Rya and give her Rya's Necklace for the Volcano Manor Invitation.
• From the Scenic Isle Grace: Head directly South and into the cave to grab the Lakeside Crystal Cave Grace
• Continue through the cave as desired and kill the boss
• Leave through the back of the boss room to talk with Latenna to receive her Ashes.
• From the Laskyar Ruins Grace: Head East and talk with Hyetta to give her a Shabriri Grape
• Continue East into the ruin and go inside the basement hidden beneath the wooden planks to grab a Shabriri Grape
• Leave the basement and head North-East to grab the Liurnia Highway North Grace
• Follow the road North going down to grab the Gate Town Bridge Grace
• Rest at the grace and talk to Hyetta nearby to the North to give her another Shabriri Grape and tell her what they are.
• Rest at the grace and talk with her again.
• Head East to use the Spirit Jump then grab the Starlight Shard from the stone astrolabe slightly West.
• Follow the road North to kill the Tibia Mariner for a Deathroot
• Head East from the Tibia Mariner and use the tombstone sticking out of the cliff to make your way down to grab the Jarburg Grace for later.
• From the Laskyar Ruins Grace: Head North-West and go through the portal to grab the South Raya Lucaria Gate Grace
• Use the nearby gate to grab the Main Academy Gate Grace
• Head North-East past the seal and interact with the Invasion Sign to assist Yura and receive the Ash of War: Raptor of the Mists
• Talk with Yura nearby
• Go South-West and interact with the seal to grab the East Raya Lucaria Gate Grace
• Head North-East and grab the Bellum Church Grace for later
• Follow the cliff North-East to grab the Grand Lift of Dectus Grace
• Head South and follow the cliffs on the East side to use the Spirit Jump and kill the enemies at the top of the tower. Note: If you jump just right, you can land Torrent on the very top of the tower and avoid any climbing.
• Head South-East from the tower to grab the Frenzied Flame Village Outskirts Grace
• Go East and use the tombstones poking out from the cliffside to get to the bottom, open the door to the North and grab the Black Knife Catacombs Grace.
• Proceed through the Black Knife Catacombs as desired but make sure to pick up at least 1 of each of the Grave Glovewort [2], Grave Glovewort [3] and Grave Glovewort [4] as you progress.
• Kill the Black Knife boss behind the illusory wall for the Black Knifeprint
• Kill the other boss inside to grab a Deathroot from the chest.
• From the Frenzied Flame Village Outskirts Grace: Head South-West into the village then North-West to kill the Invader for the Fingerprint Grape and Vyke's War Spear
• Grab the Church of Inhibition Grace just to the North
• From the Bellum Church Grace: Talk with Hyetta nearby to give her the Fingerprint Grape
• Use the hole in the back of the church to follow the slope down going North-East to grab the Ravine-Veiled Village Grace for later.

Raya Lucaria/Liurnia Lake 2

• From the Main Academy Gate Grace: Go up the lift to enter Raya Lucaria and proceed through it as desired to grab the Schoolhouse Classroom Grace.
• Kill the Red Wolf of Radagon
• Grab the Debate Parlor Grace
• Proceed through the area that goes North-West up the stairs and over the balcony as desired to grab the second Academy Glintstone Key at the end.
• From the Debate Parlor Grace: Head North-East up the stairs to kill Moongrum, Carian Knight
• Defeat Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon
• Grab the Raya Lucaria Grand Library Grace
• From the Lake-Facing Cliffs Grace: Go South-West into the Church of Irith and talk with Thops to give him the second Academy Glintstone Key and recieve the Erudition Emote.
• Reload the area and kill the scarab for Ash of War: Thop's Barrier
• From the Schoolhouse Classroom Grace: Go outside and around the corner to grab Thop's Barrier
• From the Ravine-Veiled Village Grace: Climb the ladder nearby and proceed through the Ruin-Strewn Precipice as desired to grab the Ruin-Strewn Precipice Overlook Grace.
• Summon Great Horned Tragoth to receive the Casual Greeting Emote.
• Kill Magma Wyrm Makar
• Grab the Magma Wyrm Makar Grace
• Go up the lift at the back of the boss room to grab the Abandoned Coffin Grace
• Return to the Roundtable Hold
• Kill the Invader for Clinging Bone
• Talk to the Finger Reader Enia for a Talisman Pouch
• Talk to Corhyn to get him to progress his questline.
• Talk with Roderika and upgrade the Spirit Ash of your choosing to +4 using the Grave Gloveworts picked up in Deathtouched Catacombs and Black Knife Catacombs.
• After upgrading, talk with Roderika again to get the Curtsy Emote.
• Talk with Rogier again and he should mention going to sleep.
• Reload and talk with the sleeping Rogier. Repeat this 3 times for the Spellblade Armor Set.
• Talk with Fia and cuddle her, then cuddle her again and exhaust her dialogue to receive the Weathered Dagger.
• Talk with D to show him the Deathroot and accept his proposal then show him the Weathered Dagger.
• Reload and go into the locked room behind Blacksmith Hewg to talk with Fia and get the Twinned Armor Set.

Caelid

• From the Third Church of Marika Grace: Go North-East and use the portal to grab the Bestial Sanctum Grace behind the doors.
• Go South-East to grab the Farum Greatbridge Grace
• Run across the bridge and hug the southern cliff going South-West to use the Spirit Jump behind the Minor Erdtree and grab the Fort Faroth Grace
• Go West and use the Spirit Jump over the edge of the southern cliff to get down then head South to grab the Church of the Plague Grace
• Head West and fall down the cliff safely. There is a large spot where it's easily doable.
• Go North-West to grab the Sellia Under-Stair Grace
• Head South-West to grab the Inner Aeonia Grace
• Kill Commander O'Neil to the South for the Golden Needle
• From the Church of the Plague Grace: Head West and fall down the cliff safely again.
• Talk to Gowry in the shack to give him the Golden Needle.
• Reload and talk to him again to receive the Golden Needle.
• From the Church of the Plague Grace: Talk to Millicent to give her the Golden Needle
• Reload and talk to her again to receive Prosthesis-Wearer Heirloom
• Reload then head West to fall down the cliff safely again.
• Talk with Millicent in the shack.
• Reload and talk with Gowry in the shack.
• Follow the road South to grab the Southern Aeonia Swamp Grace.
• Go South-West and then South-East to grab the Impassable Greatbridge Grace
• Use the portal to grab the Chamber Outside the Plaza Grace
• Go North to talk with Finger Maiden Thorelina for the Polite Bow Emote
• Go up the stairs to talk with Jerren for the Heartening Cry Emote
• Continue North and use the elevator at the back to reach the portal to Radahn.
• Kill Starscourge Radahn
• Grab the Starscourge Radahn Grace
• Talk with Blaidd to exhaust his dialogue
• Talk with Alexander to exhaust his dialogue

Altus Plateau/Mt Gelmir

• From the Abandoned Coffin Grace: Head North-East to grab the Erdtree-Gazing Hill Grace
• Talk with Rya just to the South to teleport to Volcano Manor
• Grab the Volcano Manor Grace
• Talk with Tanith nearby to receive Drawing-Room Key
• Open the doors and grab the Letter from Volcano Manor from the table
• Talk with Rya and exhaust her dialogue.
• Talk with Recusant Bernahl and exhaust his dialogue.
• From the Warmaster's Shack Grace: Go North and invade Old Knight Istvan for the Scaled Armour Set
• From the Volcano Manor Grace: Talk to Tanith to receive Magma Shot
• Grab the second Letter from Volcano Manor from the table
• Talk with Rya and exhaust her dialogue.
• Talk with Bernahl and he will begin selling new Ashes of War.
• Talk with Patches in the hallway near the grace then talk to him again to receive the Letter to Patches
• From the Erdtree-Gazing Hill Grace: Head East across the battlefield to grab the Altus Highway Junction Grace.
• Go East and then North into the hole in the cliff to grab the Amber Starlight Shard
• From the Altus Highway Junction Grace: Follow the road North to grab the Forest-Spanning Greatbridge Grace.
• Use the portal and head South to talk with Goldmask
• From the Altus Highway Junction Grace: Go North again and talk with Brother Corhyn to tell him about Goldmask
• Go North-West down the cliff to Second Church of Marika
• Talk with Yura to get Nagakiba
• Kill the Invader for Eleonora's Poleblade and the Purifying Crystal Tear
• Continue North and use the Spirit Jump to get to the top of the cliff.
• Head West across the bridge to grab the Bridge of Iniquity Grace
• Go East across the bridge again and follow the road to the Writheblood Ruins.
• Invade Magnus the Beast Claw in the easternmost ruin for the Great Stars.
• From the Bridge of Iniquity Grace: Cross the bridge East and use the Spirit Jumps to get back down to the bottom.
• Head North-West to invade Rileigh the Idle for Crepus's Vial
• Continue North and jump onto the West wall of the Shaded Castle.
• Continue through the Shaded Castle as desired to grab the Shaded Castle Inner Gate Grace
• Jump onto the wall South of the grace and use it to jump onto the pathway to the West
• Head North up the path and open the chest to grab Valkyrie's Prosthesis.
• From the Erdtree-Gazing Hill Grace: Go North to talk with Millicent and give her the Valkyrie's Prosthesis
• Continue North up the slope then West to kill the Tibia Mariner for another Deathroot.
• Head North-West into the ravine to grab the Seethewater River Grace
• Follow the path looping around to grab the Seethewater Terminus Grace.
• Head South-West to kill the Magma Wyrm
• Talk with Alexander who is in the lava near the Magma Wyrm to receive the Jar helmet. You can use the solid magma rock on the edge of the cliff to avoid damage while talking with him.
• Continue South and East to grab the Craftsman's Shack Grace
• Head North-East to grab the Primeval Sorcerer Azur Grace.
• Talk with Primeval Sorcerer Azur for Comet Azur
• Head North-East across the rock bridge and into the building to grab Gelmir Hero's Grave Grace
• Kill the boss Red Wolf of the Champion to grab another Deathroot from the chest.
• From the Forest-Spanning Greatbridge Grace: Use the portal and go South again to talk with Goldmask and Brother Corhyn again.
• Follow the road North then South-East to grab the Windmill Village Grace
• Head North-East through the village to kill the Godskin Apostle
• Grab the Windmill Heights Grace and rest at it
• Talk with Millicent nearby and exhaust her dialogue.
• From the Altus Highway Junction Grace: Head up the stairs to the East and through the doors to grab the Outer Wall Phantom Tree Grace.
• Head South-East into the church to grab the Minor Erdtree Church Grace.
• Talk with Melina at the Minor Erdtree Church Grace for the Outer Order Emote.
• From the Outer Wall Phantom Tree Grace: Head up the stairs North-East and follow the road North for the Outer Wall Battleground Grace
• Find the Servant standing on the road just South of the grace and defeat the enemy that spawns from it for the Viridian Amber Medallion +1.
• From the Magma Wyrm Makar Grace: Invade Great Horned Tragoth for the Bull Goat Armour Set
• From the Volcano Manor Grace: Talk with Tanith to receive the Serpentbone Blade
• Talk with Patches to report your success
• Grab the Red Letter from the table
• Talk with Recusant Bernahl for the Letter to Bernahl
• Talk to Rya in the other room.
• Use the secret passage in the third room to grab the Prison Town Church Grace.
• Proceed through the area as desired to grab pull the lever and raise the shortcut bridge next to the Prison Town Church Grace.
• From the Prison Town Church Grace: Cross the bridge and kill the Godskin Noble
• Grab the Temple of Eiglay Grace
• Grab the Serpent's Amnion from nearby

Underground

• From the Fort Haight West Grace: Head North-West to the crater and descend inside of it.
• Proceed as desired until you reach the Nokron, Eternal City Grace.
• Continue proceeding as desired to the boss room.
• Kill the boss to learn more about yourself and grab the Grace.
• Head North-East along the bridge until you hit the forest.
• Follow the cliff leading North-West to grab the Ancestral Woods Grace.
• Jump down onto the roofs to the South-West and proceed as desired through the area until you grab the Night's Sacred Ground Grace
• Head North-East past the Mimic's and up the stairs to open the chest and grab the Fingerslayer Blade and Great Ghost Glovewort.
• Use the portal nearby then head far North-East until you reach the cliff's edge near the jellyfish.
• Head North along the cliff to jump down and grab the Aqueduct-Facing Cliffs Grace.
• Go East and make your way down to progress through the area as desired until you reach the boss room.
• Talk with the NPC curled up outside the boss room to give him the Twinned Armor Set and receive the Inner Order Emote.
• Kill the Boss Duo to grab the Great Waterfall Basin Grace.
• Use the coffin just North-West of the grace and grab the Great Waterfall Crest Grace.
• Head West across the branches then further West to grab the Deeproot Depths Grace.
• Follow the cliff North and then West to grab the Nameless Eternal City Grace.
• Go East and onto the rooftop to make your way up the branches and grab the Across the Roots Grace on cliff near the top.
• Enter the area North and kill Fia's Champions to get Fia's Mist.
• Grab the Prince of Death's Throne Grace

Leyndell

• From the Prince of Death's Throne Grace: Use the nearby portal to enter Leyndell Capital.
• Head South to grab the East Capital Rampart Grace.
• Proceed through the area as desired to grab the Avenue Balcony Grace(the fastest way is by going West across the rooftops)
• Continue proceeding through the area as desired until you reach the West Capital Rampart Grace.(the fastest way is by going straight North-West and climbing up the wing.)
• Follow the path South and then go down the branch to the West.
• Jump onto the roof and enter the building to find a familiar area.
• Proceed through this area as desired, but just make sure you grab the Seedbed Curse from the North most room on the top floor.
• Once you get to the bottom floor, Invade Vargram the Raging Wolf and Errant Sorcerer Wilhelm to receive the Raging Wolf Armor Set.
• From the West Capital Rampart Grace: Follow the path South and then go up the branch to the East to the boss room.
• Kill the Golden Shade boss and grab the Erdtree Sanctuary Grace.
• Head East and up the branch, into the building and then out of the building.
• Once you get out of the building, go West to jump down onto the rooftop and enter the window.
• Climb onto the branch and grab the Golden Order Principia from the floating chair.
• Head North out of the building again and grab the Queen's Bedchamber Grace.
• Kill Morgott, the Grace-Given
• Interact with the thorns, grab the Elden Throne Grace and rest at it.

This is the end of the First Half of the guide but I will be posting the Second Half immediately. I hope everyone enjoyed the guide and hope you'll stick around for more or check out my other Guides.

Second Half

Tropes : Enemy to lovers, Slow burn, Forced Proximity, Morally grey Characters.
Book Blurb :
Leanne seeks only one thing above all: freedom from Marco, the gang leader responsible for her parents' death and the crippling debt they left behind. Her dreams of escaping from him and pursuing a higher education seem within reach, until her grandmother's life is threatened, forcing Leanne change her plans to save the only family she cares for.
Just as she looked forward to a brighter future, fate takes a cruel turn, trapping her in the body of Faith, a wealthy werewolf outcast in a world different to her own. To reclaim her own body, Leanne must help Faith by finding the portal that bridges their worlds.
Amidst their dangerous quest, they encounter Darius, a charming yet enigmatic man who offers his help. But as Leanne delves deeper into this foreign world, she cannot shake the growing unease beneath Darius's façade and his true intention.
With time slipping away, Leanne and Faith must learn to trust each other and confront their inner demons to survive and return to their rightful place.
Will she find her way back to her world in time, or will she be forever bound to a world where hope is but a distant memory?
Link : Under The Moon's Embrace - StaR - Wattpad

Hello everyone! I know it's been a long time but with the DLC on the way and work slowing down for a bit, I've decided to start writing guides again. With the DLC a month away, I've decided to focus my efforts on guides that will help prepare for the DLC and have a few others that are just about ready as well.
With all of the patches over the years, the questlines have been changes fairly significantly. It is now nearly impossible to "break" any questlines by accident but many of my previous guides were made to avoid that happening. Given that, they have lost some of their purpose and aren't as optimal as they previously were. I have went through the game again and learned all of the new tricks to optimize the questlines so that you can take the least amount of steps possible to receive all of the questlines best rewards.
So what this guide is meant for is to help with getting characters through the game with all of the unique quest rewards as optimally as possible. So there should be nothing unnecessary within this guide and it will take you from location to location without consideration for level or build. Given that, you may need to do side objectives and leveling for your personal run, but you can just continue following from where you left off. Due to Reddit's character limit, I have to separate this guide into two parts but both halves are already available.
I hope everyone enjoys the guide and please let me know if you have any suggestions, fixes or feedback!

Second Half

WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD

Limgrave

• Grab the First Step Grace once you enter Limgrave
• Head South-East to grab the Seaside Ruins Grace
• Head East to grab the Agheel Lake South Grace
• Rest at the Grace to receive Torrent
• Cross the bridge South-East to grab the Bridge of Sacrifice Grace
• Talk to Irina nearby and get the letter from her.
• From the Agheel Lake South Grace: Head South-East and use the Spirit Jump to grab the Starlight Shard from the stone astrolabe nearby.
• Head North and use the Spirit Jump to get down into the forest below.
• Head North-East until you hear howling from the nearby ruin
• Head South-East to grab the Fort Haight West Grace
• Go inside Fort Haight to kill the Knight at the top and grab the Dectus Medallion (Left)
• From the First Step Grace: Head North to grab the Church of Elleh Grace
• Fast Travel to the Church of Elleh Grace and talk to Witch Renna to get the Spirit Calling Bell and Spirit Wolf Ashes
• Talk to Merchant Kale to get the Fingersnap Emote
• Head North-East to grab the Agheel Lake North Grace
• Head South-East and dodge roll into the talking tree to talk with Boc
• Head North then North-East to grab the Murkwater Coast Grace
• Hop down the hole nearby and head South to kill the Invader for Reduvia
• Follow the river back North to talk with Yura
• Head back South and go inside the nearby cave to grab the Murkwater Cave Grace
• Knock the boss to half HP and accept the surrender for the Grovel for Mercy Emote
• Reload and exhaust his dialogue then hit him 3 times without killing him to make him hostile.
• Let him hit you to below half HP to get the Extreme Repentance Emote
• Either Die or use the Extreme Repentance Gesture near him to stop hostilities.
• Reload and talk to him again to get permission to open the chest nearby. Open it to enter the Mistwood Ruins.
• Head North-East to grab the Third Church of Marika Grace and rest at it to allow fast travel again.
• Head North and use the Spirit Jumps to get to the very top of the cliffs
• Head West into Summonwater Village and kill the Tibia Mariner for a Deathroot
• Head South and use the tombstones poking out of the cliff going South-West to get down to the graveyard.
• Continue South-West onto the ruin to talk with Kenneth Haight and get the Erdsteel Dagger. You can kill him for a Golden Seed as he has nothing more to offer.
• Travel back to Murkwater Cave Grace and talk with the boss again to get the Calm Down Emote
• From the Murkwater Coast Grace: Head North and then up the river and use the Spirit Jump to grab the Saintsbridge Grace
• Head West and then up the cliffs going South to help Iron Fist Alexander and get the Triumphant Delight Emote
• Head North and up the opposite cliff into the tomb to grab the Deathtouched Catacombs Grace.
• Proceed through the Deathtouched Catacombs as desired but make sure to pick up at least 1 Grave Glovewort [1] as you progress.
• Kill the boss of the Deathtouched Catacombs and open the chest to grab the Deathroot
• Leave the cave and follow the road South-West to grab the Warmaster's Shack Grace
• Head North to the arena and kill the Invader to get the Hammer Talisman
• From the Warmaster's Shack Grace: Follow the road going West to grab the Stormhill Shack Grace.
• Talk with Roderika to get the Sitting Sideways Emote and Spirit Jellyfish Ashes

Stormveil Castle/Limgrave 2

• Follow the road North that turns to go South-West into the castle to grab the Castleward Tunnel.
• Defeat Margit, the Fell Omen and grab the Margit, the Fell Omen Grace
• Head West to grab the Stormveil Main Gate Grace.
• Rest at it to enter Roundtable Hold.
• Inside Roundtable Hold, talk with Gideon, Brother Corhyn and Ensha to receive the Prayer Emote and What Do You Want Emote
• Jump over the railing and let the Invader bow to get the Reverential Bow Emote then kill him for the Taunter's Tongue.
• From the Stormveil Main Gate Grace: Talk with Gostoc in the building nearby.
• Accept or Decline him. If you Decline you can open the main gate now.
• DO NOT KILL Gostoc. If you do you will miss out on an optional reward later.
• Choose any way you like to make your way through the castle until you grab the Secluded Cell Grace before the boss room.
• From the Secluded Cell Grace: Head South past the troll and into the room straight ahead to talk with Nepheli Loux.
• Head back to the boss room and defeat Godrick the Grafted.
• Grab the Godrick the Grafted Grace and rest at it.
• Head North-West, go through the door, and follow the path to the left to hop down.
• Turn around and grab the Shabriri Grape
• Continue to the outside and grab the Lake-Facing Cliffs Grace
• Return to the Roundtable Hold
• Talk with Roderika and Hewg back and forth until dialogue is exhausted.
• Talk to Rogier and tell him about Godrick to receive Rogier's Rapier +8
• Talk to the Finger Reader and the Fingers for the Rapture Emote
• Talk to Nepheli then Gideon and Nepheli again for the Arsenal Charm and to progress Nepheli's questline.
• From the First Step Grace in Limgrave: Interact with the message nearby for the Bravo! Emote
• Head South-West onto the beach and follow the cliff to find a cave to grab the Coastal Cave Grace
• Kill the boss of the cave for Tailoring Tools and Sewing Needle
• From the Coastal Cave Grace: Talk with Boc to give him the Sewing Needle

Note: Roderika's Crimson Hood is in the Grafted Scion room in Stormveil now and a Golden Seed is where she was at Stormhill Shack.

Liurnia Lake

• From the Lake-Facing Cliffs Grace: Rest at the Lake-Facing Cliffs Grace.
• Talk with Boc and Hyetta to give Hyetta the Shabriri Grape and get the As You Wish Emote.
• Head North-West and grab the Liurnia Lake Shore Grace
• Head North-West to grab the Laskyar Ruins Grace
• Follow the road North-West to talk with Rya in the pavilion and accept her request.
• Head West to grab the Scenic Isle Grace
• Head North-West to grab the Boilprawn Shack Grace
• Talk to Blackguard Big-Boggart and buy Rya's Necklace from him.
• Talk to him again and buy at least one Boiled Prawn from him for the Spread Out Emote
• Head North-East to grab the Academy Gate Town Grace
• Head North and kill Diallos on the ruins of a building for Diallos's Mask and Hoslow's Petal Whip. This does not affect any unique future rewards
• Continue North-West and use the portal in the pavilion to grab the Northern Liurnia Lake Shore Grace to the South-West
• Go North-East and through the illusory wall to grab the Road to the Manor Grace
• Follow the road to the manor for the Main Caria Manor Gate Grace.
• Make your way through Caria Manor as desired.
• Defeat the boss for the Royal Moongazing Grounds Grace
• Leave through the back of the boss room and head West to the ruin furthest West to find an illusory floor.
• Enter the basement that the illusory floor leads to and interact with the message.
• Leave the room and continue South-West to grab the Ranni's Rise Grace.
• Go up the elevator and accept Ranni's proposal
• Go down to talk with Iji, Blaidd and Seluvis then back up to talk with Ranni.
• Leave the tower and head to the tower to the South-East to talk with Seluvis and accept his proposal
• From the Boilprawn Shack Grace: Head North-West and grab the Fallen Ruins of the Lake Grace at the furthest West ruin.
• Head West and talk to White Mask Varre and choose the topmost option both times.
• Head North-West and grab the Temple Quarter Grace
• Go South-West into the forest to kill the Invader for a Shabriri Grape and Banished Knight Halberd +8
• Grab the Revenger's Shack Grace
• From the Temple Quarter Grace: Go North and grab the Academy Glintstone Key from behind the Dragon
• Head North-West from the Dragon to grab the Foot of the Four Belfries Grace for later use.
• From the Fallen Ruins of the Lake Grace: Head South-West to the pavilion to grab the Folly on the Lake Grace.
• Go South until you hit the wall then head West up the road to talk with Nepheli Loux
• Continue West to grab the Village of the Albinauric's Grace
• Follow the path South-East and roll into the conspicuous pot to reveal Albus
• Talk to Albus to receive the Haligtree Secret Medallion (Right)
• Continue through the village to defeat the boss.
• From the Scenic Isle Grace: Head East to talk with Rya and give her Rya's Necklace for the Volcano Manor Invitation.
• From the Scenic Isle Grace: Head directly South and into the cave to grab the Lakeside Crystal Cave Grace
• Continue through the cave as desired and kill the boss
• Leave through the back of the boss room to talk with Latenna to receive her Ashes.
• From the Laskyar Ruins Grace: Head East and talk with Hyetta to give her a Shabriri Grape
• Continue East into the ruin and go inside the basement hidden beneath the wooden planks to grab a Shabriri Grape
• Leave the basement and head North-East to grab the Liurnia Highway North Grace
• Follow the road North going down to grab the Gate Town Bridge Grace
• Rest at the grace and talk to Hyetta nearby to the North to give her another Shabriri Grape and tell her what they are.
• Rest at the grace and talk with her again.
• Head East to use the Spirit Jump then grab the Starlight Shard from the stone astrolabe slightly West.
• Follow the road North to kill the Tibia Mariner for a Deathroot
• Head East from the Tibia Mariner and use the tombstone sticking out of the cliff to make your way down to grab the Jarburg Grace for later.
• From the Laskyar Ruins Grace: Head North-West and go through the portal to grab the South Raya Lucaria Gate Grace
• Use the nearby gate to grab the Main Academy Gate Grace
• Head North-East past the seal and interact with the Invasion Sign to assist Yura and receive the Ash of War: Raptor of the Mists
• Talk with Yura nearby
• Go South-West and interact with the seal to grab the East Raya Lucaria Gate Grace
• Head North-East and grab the Bellum Church Grace for later
• Follow the cliff North-East to grab the Grand Lift of Dectus Grace
• Head South and follow the cliffs on the East side to use the Spirit Jump and kill the enemies at the top of the tower. Note: If you jump just right, you can land Torrent on the very top of the tower and avoid any climbing.
• Head South-East from the tower to grab the Frenzied Flame Village Outskirts Grace
• Go East and use the tombstones poking out from the cliffside to get to the bottom, open the door to the North and grab the Black Knife Catacombs Grace.
• Proceed through the Black Knife Catacombs as desired but make sure to pick up at least 1 of each of the Grave Glovewort [2], Grave Glovewort [3] and Grave Glovewort [4] as you progress.
• Kill the Black Knife boss behind the illusory wall for the Black Knifeprint
• Kill the other boss inside to grab a Deathroot from the chest.
• From the Frenzied Flame Village Outskirts Grace: Head South-West into the village then North-West to kill the Invader for the Fingerprint Grape and Vyke's War Spear
• Grab the Church of Inhibition Grace just to the North
• From the Bellum Church Grace: Talk with Hyetta nearby to give her the Fingerprint Grape
• Use the hole in the back of the church to follow the slope down going North-East to grab the Ravine-Veiled Village Grace for later.

Raya Lucaria/Liurnia Lake 2

• From the Main Academy Gate Grace: Go up the lift to enter Raya Lucaria and proceed through it as desired to grab the Schoolhouse Classroom Grace.
• Kill the Red Wolf of Radagon
• Grab the Debate Parlor Grace
• Proceed through the area that goes North-West up the stairs and over the balcony as desired to grab the second Academy Glintstone Key at the end.
• From the Debate Parlor Grace: Head North-East up the stairs to kill Moongrum, Carian Knight
• Defeat Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon
• Grab the Raya Lucaria Grand Library Grace
• From the Lake-Facing Cliffs Grace: Go South-West into the Church of Irith and talk with Thops to give him the second Academy Glintstone Key and recieve the Erudition Emote.
• Reload the area and kill the scarab for Ash of War: Thop's Barrier
• From the Schoolhouse Classroom Grace: Go outside and around the corner to grab Thop's Barrier
• From the Ravine-Veiled Village Grace: Climb the ladder nearby and proceed through the Ruin-Strewn Precipice as desired to grab the Ruin-Strewn Precipice Overlook Grace.
• Summon Great Horned Tragoth to receive the Casual Greeting Emote.
• Kill Magma Wyrm Makar
• Grab the Magma Wyrm Makar Grace
• Go up the lift at the back of the boss room to grab the Abandoned Coffin Grace
• Return to the Roundtable Hold
• Kill the Invader for Clinging Bone
• Talk to the Finger Reader Enia for a Talisman Pouch
• Talk to Corhyn to get him to progress his questline.
• Talk with Roderika and upgrade the Spirit Ash of your choosing to +4 using the Grave Gloveworts picked up in Deathtouched Catacombs and Black Knife Catacombs.
• After upgrading, talk with Roderika again to get the Curtsy Emote.
• Talk with Rogier again and he should mention going to sleep.
• Reload and talk with the sleeping Rogier. Repeat this 3 times for the Spellblade Armor Set.
• Talk with Fia and cuddle her, then cuddle her again and exhaust her dialogue to receive the Weathered Dagger.
• Talk with D to show him the Deathroot and accept his proposal then show him the Weathered Dagger.
• Reload and go into the locked room behind Blacksmith Hewg to talk with Fia and get the Twinned Armor Set.

Caelid

• From the Third Church of Marika Grace: Go North-East and use the portal to grab the Bestial Sanctum Grace behind the doors.
• Go South-East to grab the Farum Greatbridge Grace
• Run across the bridge and hug the southern cliff going South-West to use the Spirit Jump behind the Minor Erdtree and grab the Fort Faroth Grace
• Go West and use the Spirit Jump over the edge of the southern cliff to get down then head South to grab the Church of the Plague Grace
• Head West and fall down the cliff safely. There is a large spot where it's easily doable.
• Go North-West to grab the Sellia Under-Stair Grace
• Head South-West to grab the Inner Aeonia Grace
• Kill Commander O'Neil to the South for the Golden Needle
• From the Church of the Plague Grace: Head West and fall down the cliff safely again.
• Talk to Gowry in the shack to give him the Golden Needle.
• Reload and talk to him again to receive the Golden Needle.
• From the Church of the Plague Grace: Talk to Millicent to give her the Golden Needle
• Reload and talk to her again to receive Prosthesis-Wearer Heirloom
• Reload then head West to fall down the cliff safely again.
• Talk with Millicent in the shack.
• Reload and talk with Gowry in the shack.
• Follow the road South to grab the Southern Aeonia Swamp Grace.
• Go South-West and then South-East to grab the Impassable Greatbridge Grace
• Use the portal to grab the Chamber Outside the Plaza Grace
• Go North to talk with Finger Maiden Thorelina for the Polite Bow Emote
• Go up the stairs to talk with Jerren for the Heartening Cry Emote
• Continue North and use the elevator at the back to reach the portal to Radahn.
• Kill Starscourge Radahn
• Grab the Starscourge Radahn Grace
• Talk with Blaidd to exhaust his dialogue
• Talk with Alexander to exhaust his dialogue

Altus Plateau/Mt Gelmir

• From the Abandoned Coffin Grace: Head North-East to grab the Erdtree-Gazing Hill Grace
• Talk with Rya just to the South to teleport to Volcano Manor
• Grab the Volcano Manor Grace
• Talk with Tanith nearby to receive Drawing-Room Key
• Open the doors and grab the Letter from Volcano Manor from the table
• Talk with Rya and exhaust her dialogue.
• Talk with Recusant Bernahl and exhaust his dialogue.
• From the Warmaster's Shack Grace: Go North and invade Old Knight Istvan for the Scaled Armour Set
• From the Volcano Manor Grace: Talk to Tanith to receive Magma Shot
• Grab the second Letter from Volcano Manor from the table
• Talk with Rya and exhaust her dialogue.
• Talk with Bernahl and he will begin selling new Ashes of War.
• Talk with Patches in the hallway near the grace then talk to him again to receive the Letter to Patches
• From the Erdtree-Gazing Hill Grace: Head East across the battlefield to grab the Altus Highway Junction Grace.
• Go East and then North into the hole in the cliff to grab the Amber Starlight Shard
• From the Altus Highway Junction Grace: Follow the road North to grab the Forest-Spanning Greatbridge Grace.
• Use the portal and head South to talk with Goldmask
• From the Altus Highway Junction Grace: Go North again and talk with Brother Corhyn to tell him about Goldmask
• Go North-West down the cliff to Second Church of Marika
• Talk with Yura to get Nagakiba
• Kill the Invader for Eleonora's Poleblade and the Purifying Crystal Tear
• Continue North and use the Spirit Jump to get to the top of the cliff.
• Head West across the bridge to grab the Bridge of Iniquity Grace
• Go East across the bridge again and follow the road to the Writheblood Ruins.
• Invade Magnus the Beast Claw in the easternmost ruin for the Great Stars.
• From the Bridge of Iniquity Grace: Cross the bridge East and use the Spirit Jumps to get back down to the bottom.
• Head North-West to invade Rileigh the Idle for Crepus's Vial
• Continue North and jump onto the West wall of the Shaded Castle.
• Continue through the Shaded Castle as desired to grab the Shaded Castle Inner Gate Grace
• Jump onto the wall South of the grace and use it to jump onto the pathway to the West
• Head North up the path and open the chest to grab Valkyrie's Prosthesis.
• From the Erdtree-Gazing Hill Grace: Go North to talk with Millicent and give her the Valkyrie's Prosthesis
• Continue North up the slope then West to kill the Tibia Mariner for another Deathroot.
• Head North-West into the ravine to grab the Seethewater River Grace
• Follow the path looping around to grab the Seethewater Terminus Grace.
• Head South-West to kill the Magma Wyrm
• Talk with Alexander who is in the lava near the Magma Wyrm to receive the Jar helmet. You can use the solid magma rock on the edge of the cliff to avoid damage while talking with him.
• Continue South and East to grab the Craftsman's Shack Grace
• Head North-East to grab the Primeval Sorcerer Azur Grace.
• Talk with Primeval Sorcerer Azur for Comet Azur
• Head North-East across the rock bridge and into the building to grab Gelmir Hero's Grave Grace
• Kill the boss Red Wolf of the Champion to grab another Deathroot from the chest.
• From the Forest-Spanning Greatbridge Grace: Use the portal and go South again to talk with Goldmask and Brother Corhyn again.
• Follow the road North then South-East to grab the Windmill Village Grace
• Head North-East through the village to kill the Godskin Apostle
• Grab the Windmill Heights Grace and rest at it
• Talk with Millicent nearby and exhaust her dialogue.
• From the Altus Highway Junction Grace: Head up the stairs to the East and through the doors to grab the Outer Wall Phantom Tree Grace.
• Head South-East into the church to grab the Minor Erdtree Church Grace.
• Talk with Melina at the Minor Erdtree Church Grace for the Outer Order Emote.
• From the Outer Wall Phantom Tree Grace: Head up the stairs North-East and follow the road North for the Outer Wall Battleground Grace
• Find the Servant standing on the road just South of the grace and defeat the enemy that spawns from it for the Viridian Amber Medallion +1.
• From the Magma Wyrm Makar Grace: Invade Great Horned Tragoth for the Bull Goat Armour Set
• From the Volcano Manor Grace: Talk with Tanith to receive the Serpentbone Blade
• Talk with Patches to report your success
• Grab the Red Letter from the table
• Talk with Recusant Bernahl for the Letter to Bernahl
• Talk to Rya in the other room.
• Use the secret passage in the third room to grab the Prison Town Church Grace.
• Proceed through the area as desired to grab pull the lever and raise the shortcut bridge next to the Prison Town Church Grace.
• From the Prison Town Church Grace: Cross the bridge and kill the Godskin Noble
• Grab the Temple of Eiglay Grace
• Grab the Serpent's Amnion from nearby

Underground

• From the Fort Haight West Grace: Head North-West to the crater and descend inside of it.
• Proceed as desired until you reach the Nokron, Eternal City Grace.
• Continue proceeding as desired to the boss room.
• Kill the boss to learn more about yourself and grab the Grace.
• Head North-East along the bridge until you hit the forest.
• Follow the cliff leading North-West to grab the Ancestral Woods Grace.
• Jump down onto the roofs to the South-West and proceed as desired through the area until you grab the Night's Sacred Ground Grace
• Head North-East past the Mimic's and up the stairs to open the chest and grab the Fingerslayer Blade and Great Ghost Glovewort.
• Use the portal nearby then head far North-East until you reach the cliff's edge near the jellyfish.
• Head North along the cliff to jump down and grab the Aqueduct-Facing Cliffs Grace.
• Go East and make your way down to progress through the area as desired until you reach the boss room.
• Talk with the NPC curled up outside the boss room to give him the Twinned Armor Set and receive the Inner Order Emote.
• Kill the Boss Duo to grab the Great Waterfall Basin Grace.
• Use the coffin just North-West of the grace and grab the Great Waterfall Crest Grace.
• Head West across the branches then further West to grab the Deeproot Depths Grace.
• Follow the cliff North and then West to grab the Nameless Eternal City Grace.
• Go East and onto the rooftop to make your way up the branches and grab the Across the Roots Grace on cliff near the top.
• Enter the area North and kill Fia's Champions to get Fia's Mist.
• Grab the Prince of Death's Throne Grace

Leyndell

• From the Prince of Death's Throne Grace: Use the nearby portal to enter Leyndell Capital.
• Head South to grab the East Capital Rampart Grace.
• Proceed through the area as desired to grab the Avenue Balcony Grace(the fastest way is by going West across the rooftops)
• Continue proceeding through the area as desired until you reach the West Capital Rampart Grace.(the fastest way is by going straight North-West and climbing up the wing.)
• Follow the path South and then go down the branch to the West.
• Jump onto the roof and enter the building to find a familiar area.
• Proceed through this area as desired, but just make sure you grab the Seedbed Curse from the North most room on the top floor.
• Once you get to the bottom floor, Invade Vargram the Raging Wolf and Errant Sorcerer Wilhelm to receive the Raging Wolf Armor Set.
• From the West Capital Rampart Grace: Follow the path South and then go up the branch to the East to the boss room.
• Kill the Golden Shade boss and grab the Erdtree Sanctuary Grace.
• Head East and up the branch, into the building and then out of the building.
• Once you get out of the building, go West to jump down onto the rooftop and enter the window.
• Climb onto the branch and grab the Golden Order Principia from the floating chair.
• Head North out of the building again and grab the Queen's Bedchamber Grace.
• Kill Morgott, the Grace-Given
• Interact with the thorns, grab the Elden Throne Grace and rest at it.

This is the end of the First Half of the guide but I will be posting the Second Half immediately. I hope everyone enjoyed the guide and hope you'll stick around for more or check out my other Guides. We also have a Website, Youtube and Discord so be sure to check them out!

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My partner and I are about to close on our very first home! As elder millennials we were doubtful we'd ever be able to afford to own, but we found a charming place within shouting distance of our budget. One of the reasons it's in our budget is that it's tiny (<900 s.f.); another is that it has ... no floors. Or rather, every room but one has only painted concrete slab. (There's no basement and it's single-story, so I assume this is the home's foundation.) We really love the look and feel of traditional hardwood floors, so we're hoping to install something to that effect in the bedrooms, hallway, and living room. (Kitchen and bath are still under debate.)
After several weeks of research, I'm pretty overwhelmed from the wide variety of options and often conflicting advice I've encountered. I'm starting to think floating engineered hardwood over a (floating) cork underlayment might be our best option. We're reasonably experienced DIYers (though as lifelong renters we've never done flooring before), but I'm pretty sure we could install it ourselves (with some patience and practice), and it would result in a reasonable balance between the look and feel we want and the price we can afford.
But again with all the conflicting information I'm concerned that this is actually a terrible idea and we'll regret it as soon as we've finished. So, am I way off base? More details if they're helpful:
1) We're both academics working from home most of the time, so whatever we install has to be comfortable to walk on a lot. 2) The largest room (the living room) will function as a library for our ~2.5k books, with bookshelves lining almost every inch of wall. 3) It'll just be the two of us; no kids, no pets (except maybe eventually a cat). 4) The house is in southern New Mexico (USA) which has a very arid climate, so moisture/humidity is unlikely to be a major concern.
So what do y'all think? Is this doable or am I dreaming?

My partner and I are about to close on our very first home! As elder millennials we were doubtful we'd ever be able to afford to own, but we found a charming place within shouting distance of our budget. One of the reasons it's in our budget is that it's tiny (<900 s.f.); another is that it has ... no floors. Or rather, every room but one has only painted concrete slab. (There's no basement and it's single-story, so I assume this is the home's foundation.) We really love the look and feel of traditional hardwood floors, so we're hoping to install something to that effect in the bedrooms, hallway, and living room. (Kitchen and bath are still under debate.)
After several weeks of research, I'm pretty overwhelmed from the wide variety of options and often conflicting advice I've encountered. I'm starting to think floating engineered hardwood over a (floating) cork underlayment might be our best option. We're reasonably experienced DIYers (though as lifelong renters we've never done flooring before), but I'm pretty sure we could install it ourselves (with some patience and practice), and it would result in a reasonable balance between the look and feel we want and the price we can afford.
But again with all the conflicting information I'm concerned that this is actually a terrible idea and we'll regret it as soon as we've finished. So, am I way off base? More details if they're helpful:
1) We're both academics working from home most of the time, so whatever we install has to be comfortable to walk on a lot. 2) The largest room (the living room) will function as a library for our ~2.5k books, with bookshelves lining almost every inch of wall. 3) It'll just be the two of us; no kids, no pets (except maybe eventually a cat). 4) The house is in southern New Mexico (USA) which has a very arid climate, so moisture/humidity is unlikely to be a major concern.
So what do y'all think? Is this doable or am I dreaming?

Anderson, South Carolina, a city known for its rich history and vibrant culinary scene, boasts some of the finest steakhouses in the region. For those seeking a sublime dining experience, we present a comprehensive guide to the 18 top-rated steakhouses in Anderson for 2024. From classic American cuts to innovative culinary creations, these establishments offer something for every steak aficionado.

1. Sullivan's Metropolitan Grill

Sullivan's Metropolitan Grill is an institution in Anderson, renowned for its prime cuts of beef and impeccable service. The restaurant, housed in a beautifully restored building, provides an elegant yet comfortable dining atmosphere. Signature dishes include the Filet Mignon and the New York Strip, both cooked to perfection and served with a selection of delectable sides.

2. SummaJoe’s Searing Pans

SummaJoe’s Searing Pans is celebrated for its commitment to locally sourced ingredients and its innovative take on traditional steak dishes. The Ribeye Steak, grilled to your preference, stands out as a customer favorite. Pair your meal with a glass of wine from their extensive list for an unforgettable dining experience.

3. J. Peter’s Grill & Bar

J. Peter’s Grill & Bar offers a casual yet sophisticated setting, perfect for enjoying a sumptuous steak dinner. Their Cowboy Ribeye is a must-try, offering a rich, buttery flavor that melts in your mouth. The restaurant also features a range of sauces and toppings to enhance your steak experience.

4. Tucker’s Restaurant

Tucker’s Restaurant combines a rustic charm with modern culinary techniques to deliver some of the best steaks in Anderson. Their Bone-In Ribeye is particularly noteworthy, known for its juicy, tender texture and robust flavor. The cozy ambiance makes it an ideal spot for a romantic dinner or a special celebration.

5. Carson’s Steak Warehouse

Carson’s Steak Warehouse is a popular destination for steak lovers, offering a wide selection of premium beef cuts. The Porterhouse Steak is a highlight, providing the perfect balance of tenderness and flavor. The relaxed, welcoming atmosphere ensures a pleasant dining experience for all patrons.

6. Creekside Bar-Be-Que

While primarily known for its BBQ, Creekside Bar-Be-Que serves up some of the finest steaks in Anderson. The Sirloin Steak is grilled to perfection, offering a smoky, savory taste that is sure to delight your palate. The family-friendly environment and friendly service add to the appeal of this local favorite.

7. The Galley Restaurant

Located by the lake, The Galley Restaurant offers stunning views and an impressive steak menu. Their T-Bone Steak is a standout, combining the best of both the strip and tenderloin cuts. Enjoy your meal on the outdoor patio for a truly memorable dining experience.

8. Mr. Rivers Breakfast Joint

Though primarily a breakfast spot, Mr. Rivers Breakfast Joint surprises diners with its exceptional steak offerings. The Steak and Eggs is a hearty dish, featuring a perfectly cooked steak alongside fluffy eggs and crispy hash browns. It's an excellent choice for a robust start to your day.

9. Earle Street Kitchen and Bar

Earle Street Kitchen and Bar prides itself on offering a farm-to-table dining experience. The Grilled Hanger Steak is a popular choice, known for its rich, beefy flavor and tender texture. The casual yet chic atmosphere makes it a great place for a relaxed meal with friends.

10. The Pompous Pig

The Pompous Pig is another BBQ joint that excels in steak offerings. The Smoked Ribeye is a customer favorite, featuring a deep, smoky flavor that is both unique and delicious. The laid-back vibe and friendly staff make it a beloved spot among locals.

11. Doolittle’s

Doolittle’s offers a diverse menu with a focus on high-quality steaks. The Bacon-Wrapped Filet is particularly noteworthy, combining the savory flavor of bacon with the tender juiciness of the filet. The restaurant's cozy interior and attentive service add to its charm.

12. Arnold’s Famous Hamburgers

Arnold’s Famous Hamburgers might be known for its burgers, but its steak offerings are equally impressive. The Steak Sandwich is a hidden gem, featuring tender slices of steak served on a toasted bun with all the fixings. It's a must-try for steak and sandwich lovers alike.

13. The Hook and Anchor

The Hook and Anchor is a seafood and steakhouse that offers a delightful surf and turf experience. The Grilled Ribeye pairs wonderfully with their fresh seafood offerings. Enjoying a steak here means indulging in high-quality meat with a perfect sear and excellent flavor.

14. Magnolia 23

Magnolia 23 combines Southern hospitality with top-notch steaks. The Prime Rib is a highlight, slow-roasted to ensure maximum tenderness and flavor. The elegant setting and warm service make it a perfect spot for special occasions.

15. Red Tomato and Wine

Red Tomato and Wine offers a sophisticated dining experience with a focus on quality steaks. The Tomahawk Steak is a standout, known for its impressive presentation and exquisite taste. The restaurant's extensive wine list complements the meal perfectly.

16. The Boathouse Grill

The Boathouse Grill provides a relaxed atmosphere with a focus on grilled specialties. The Peppercorn Steak is a must-try, featuring a robust flavor profile that pairs well with their signature sides. The waterfront views add to the overall dining experience.

17. Cattleman’s Roadhouse

Cattleman’s Roadhouse is a go-to destination for steak enthusiasts. The Kansas City Strip is a popular choice, offering a perfect blend of marbling and tenderness. The rustic decor and hearty portions make it a favorite among locals and visitors alike.

18. Harbor Inn Seafood

Harbor Inn Seafood, while primarily a seafood restaurant, delivers exceptional steak options. The Steak Neptune, topped with crab meat and hollandaise sauce, is a unique and delectable choice. The restaurant’s nautical theme and fresh ingredients ensure a delightful meal.

Conclusion

Anderson, South Carolina, offers a diverse array of steakhouses that cater to all tastes and preferences. Whether you are seeking a classic steakhouse experience or something with a modern twist, these 18 top-rated establishments promise to deliver unforgettable meals in 2024. Each venue, with its unique ambiance and menu, contributes to Anderson’s reputation as a prime destination for steak lovers.

Surf II: The End of the Trilogy is a gonzo comedy from 1984 that parodies old beach-party films. The film, written and directed by Randall M. Badat, stars Eric Stoltz, Eddie Deezen, Linda Kerridge, Jeffrey Rodgers, and Peter Isacksen. The movie features a combination of camp, sci-fi, horror, and adult situations. It also incorporates Southern California surf culture. It was released to theaters in the US on January 11th, 1984, and then again later in the year with the title Surf II: The Nerds Strike Back. Clearly looking to capitalize on the Revenge of the Nerds popularity considering that film had been released in the summer.
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I may be a bit biased when it comes to surfing movies. I love surfing. When I was younger I had a 9 foot board and loved catching waves off the coast of Santa Monica or on the Hawaiian island of Oahu. It’s a serene experience. So a comedy about surfing, set in Los Angeles, featuring freak zombie surf punks is going to be all the way up my alley. And I would be lying if I said I wasn’t excited about finding this gem.
Menlo Schwartzer, an evil scientist who despises surfers, creates a special Buzz Soda that transforms anyone who drinks it into a zomboid sleazo surfer who preys on other surfers. Two stoners must locate the source of the bad soda and stop its production permanently.
There is virtually no emphasis on acting here. Eddie Deezen has the most demanding character traits and even that’s not reaching very far. The screenplay isn’t much. A simple and easy to follow story that has a few Troma-esq scenes of absurdity. A weirdness that translated into the characters. Strange off-the-wall stereotypes that have extremely unique looks and personalities. I think that's why I have such an affinity for '80s Punk style in films. It's so exaggerated. Surf II is no exception. Punks, Jocks, Dorks, Dweebs, Sluts, and Surfers are all on display in bright neon colors dressed in the weirdest threads the costume designer could find. I can’t say it doesn’t fit the era.
Also speaking to the times is the outstanding soundtrack. Much like Valley Girl from 1983, this soundtrack is a mix of new wave, punk, and surf rock including songs from The Beach Boys, Dick Dale, The Circle Jerks, Wall of Voodoo, and Oingo Boingo! Love me some Danny Elfman and Oingo Boingo. I can’t think of any music that would fit the surfing scenes any better. Big KROQ vibes that only exacerbate the Los Angeles feeling more and more. I think I am in love with this movie.
There is definitely a charm to this movie. The jokes are written pretty well and I found myself chuckling more than a few times. However, overall the writing doesn’t do enough. I like the banter and characters, but I really wanted them to push the absurdity harder and lean more into the comedy duo of Eric Stoltz and Jeffrey Rogers. They are truly an unappreciated stoner duo. They hilariously spit bullshit while cruising the coast in their orange VW bug. The scene where they are scamming with two chicks in the lifeguard tower is gold. Really based on this role alone I would have put Eric Stoltz into more films. It's a shame he’s apparently hard to work with. Eddie Deezen’s Menlo Schwartzer character isn’t a far reach but he’s got some great scenes. I loved the Cleavon Little cameo. He’s pretty funny as Principal Daddy-O! and they utilize him well.
This one grew on me. I started out rolling my eyes and by the end I was laughing and smiling. It’s so much fun and a perfect movie to watch as we edge closer and closer to summer. It’s not trying to be something that it isn’t. This is a campy time-waster that is better than most of the schlock we are used to. I’ve seen a lot of people that just didn’t get it or didn’t understand the humor. And truth be told, it’s an acquired taste. But RottenPop is safely putting this one at Three and a half stars.
Surf II: The End of the Trilogy
Release Date: January 11th, 1984
RottenPop Rating: ★★★½
Director: Randall M. Badat Writer: Randall M. Badat Starring: Eric Stoltz, Eddie Deezen, Linda Kerridge, Jeffrey Rodgers, and Peter Isacksen
Studios: Arista Films
Country: USA
Genres: Comedy

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• He gets messages from biracial people and parents of biracial kids that appreciate him sharing his story.
  
• He, once again, called himself a martyr. (He loves this term. On Positively Unfiltered he called himself a “martyr for halfricans”)
  
• The lives that he changed by sharing his story and letting people know that someone in a “celebrity” space goes through the same things makes him feel good.
  
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Chile, a land of stunning diversity, stretches from the Atacama Desert to the Patagonian ice fields. Its wildlife is equally varied, with Andean condors soaring above and penguins dotting the southern coasts. The majestic Andes mountains and pristine lakes offer breathtaking landscapes. In vibrant Santiago and charming Valparaíso, Spanish, the official language, resonates through bustling markets and lively streets. Chilean culture thrives in its folk dances like the cueca, rich culinary traditions featuring seafood and empanadas, and passionate celebrations of music and poetry, inspired by legends like Pablo Neruda. This South American gem enchants with its natural beauty, linguistic richness, and cultural depth.

Howdy, how are you? I figured it was time for me to update my post on here. I'm a 30 year old guy who calls Kentucky home. I'm a country boy in search for friends that could possibly become more. Maybe become my queen bee? Maybe my passenger princess? Absolutely no pressure with the relationship stuff if you'd like to strictly be platonic. I'm just here to offer a little southern charm if you ever just need someone to talk to, or want someone to listen to music with or what have you.
As far as I go, I'm a pretty open minded person. Music wise, I listen to mostly country and it's sub genres, but also enjoy most other genres. Feel free to share your spotify playlist if you'd like to. As far as interests go I enjoy anything to do with any that's mechanical. Loves dogs (live with two if you'd like pics), anything to do with the outdoors, playing guitar and drums, playing video games (Xbox mainly), watching Youtube, etc. I'm a welder that is fresh out of school. I'll leave some other details for when you message.
Feel free to send a message, for some reason, my chat feature doesn't work for some reason, so refrain from going through that trouble. I have discord if you'd like to chat there, but again, absolutely no pressure to do so. Have a great day!

Howdy, how are you? I figured it was time for me to update my post on here. I'm a 30 year old guy who calls Kentucky home. I'm a country boy in search for friends that could possibly become more. I'm just here to offer a little southern charm if you ever just need someone to talk to, or want someone to listen to music with or what have you.
As far as I go, I'm a pretty open minded person. Music wise, I listen to mostly country and it's sub genres, but also enjoy most other genres. Feel free to share your spotify playlist if you'd like to. As far as interests go I enjoy anything to do with any that's mechanical. Loves dogs (live with two if you'd like pics), anything to do with the outdoors, playing guitar and drums, playing video games (Xbox mainly), watching Youtube, etc. I'm a welder that is fresh out of school. I'll leave some other details for when you message.
Feel free to send a message, for some reason, my chat feature doesn't work for some reason, so refrain from going through that trouble. I have discord if you'd like to chat there, but again, absolutely no pressure to do so. Have a great day!

Howdy, how are you? I figured it was time for me to update my post on here. I'm a 30 year old guy who calls Kentucky home. I'm a country boy in search for friends that could possibly become more. Maybe become my queen bee? Maybe my passenger princess? Absolutely no pressure with the relationship stuff if you'd like to strictly be platonic. I'm just here to offer a little southern charm if you ever just need someone to talk to, or want someone to listen to music with or what have you.
As far as I go, I'm a pretty open minded person. Music wise, I listen to mostly country and it's sub genres, but also enjoy most other genres. Feel free to share your spotify playlist if you'd like to. As far as interests go I enjoy anything to do with any that's mechanical. Loves dogs (live with two if you'd like pics), anything to do with the outdoors, playing guitar and drums, playing video games (Xbox mainly), watching Youtube, etc. I'm a welder that is fresh out of school. I'll leave some other details for when you message.
Feel free to send a message, for some reason, my chat feature doesn't work for some reason, so refrain from going through that trouble. I have discord if you'd like to chat there, but again, absolutely no pressure to do so. Have a great day!

Howdy, how are you? I figured it was time for me to update my post on here. I'm a 30 year old guy who calls Kentucky home. I'm a country boy in search for friends that could possibly become more. Maybe become my queen bee? Maybe my passenger princess? Absolutely no pressure with the relationship stuff if you'd like to strictly be platonic. I'm just here to offer a little southern charm if you ever just need someone to talk to, or want someone to listen to music with or what have you.
As far as I go, I'm a pretty open minded person. Music wise, I listen to mostly country and it's sub genres, but also enjoy most other genres. Feel free to share your spotify playlist if you'd like to. As far as interests go I enjoy anything to do with any that's mechanical. Loves dogs (live with two if you'd like pics), anything to do with the outdoors, playing guitar and drums, playing video games (Xbox mainly), watching Youtube, etc. I'm a welder that is fresh out of school. I'll leave some other details for when you message.
Feel free to send a message, for some reason, my chat feature doesn't work for some reason, so refrain from going through that trouble. I have discord if you'd like to chat there, but again, absolutely no pressure to do so. Have a great day!