Bahan se maza

Har jagah k log kuch na kuch ulti sidhi chije krte hai. Hum desi bhi krte hai. To socha ek post share Kru. Offend nhi krne ka mujhe kisi Ko, bs jo observe Kia hai vo likha.. sahi aur galat aap decide kro.
India Mai humne observe krke yahi sekha hai patiently wait nhi krna. Jaha place mile ghus jao.. chahe vo tum ho, ya tumari gadi. Bs ghusa do. Jaha free ka kuch mile tott pado..
Fortunately maine kuch countries solo ghumi hui hai and Starting ke time Maine kuch ese cheje observe ki dusare countries Mai mujhe thodi odd lagi. Fir logically socha to sense banne lagi. Abhi bhi I'm not perfect but Haan thoda control/change Aya hai. Ye post likhne ka idea es liye aya kyuki abhi Mai Apne parents k sath West Mai hu and firse Wahi cheje dekhne Ko Mili jo maine ki thi. But this time ye thoda alag hai. Abhi Kuch cheje India k Metro cities Mai Hoti hai kuch nhi. maine points likhe hai, Aajo samjhata hu..
Waiting in queue - example deta hu: ek line hai, aur counter hai do. But line counter 1 ke aage hai. To hum assume krte hai ki "yaha aja, dekh 2 no. ke aage Khali hai"
Humme na sikhaya hai na bataya kisi ne ki bhai patience kya Hoti hai. Chahe vo Line Mai chup chap khade hona ya apni turn ka wait krna, ye I guess India Mai sirf airport checkin counter par he hota hai.
Sidewalk/footpath - Hum bc chalte hai jese hum Malik hai eske. West mai mostly log will not utter a single word. They'll just patiently wait ki Kahi se thoda rasta mile to cross kre. Otherwise vo apke piche chalte rahege.
Constant stare - Ye wali chej to bhai.. ladki, ladka, gay, trans, lesbian, homeless, kutta, bili, raincoat wala kutta, rubber shoes wali bili. Humko dekhna he hai jee bhar k, ache se. (Yes, pets ke bhi yaha pakade hote hai) Bhahar se nikale but Restaurant ke andar kya chal rha hai Humme dekhna he hoga Ruk ke. lol.
Greetings - kisi cafe mai gye. Counter par ladki: "hi, how are you guys?". We: "2 cappuccinos double double".
Usse pehle menu dekhna hai apun logo ko ekdam bich Mai khade hoke. Rasta block ho rha ho, koi baat nhi.
Loud burp (डकार लेना)- tum khana kha lo ya beer pi lo. डकार to ese Lena hai jese bc dushman desh ka tank udana ho. Restaurant ho, train mai, plane mai ya kahi open area. Kya kare Maza nhi ata bina liye. 2-3 funny stores bhi hai burp ki mere pas bta Dena if interested Mai share kr duga
Fukare/bloddy show off - Rear windshield par for some reason 'haryana' ya 'punjab' likha hoga. I'm sure local must assume ye car owner ka Naam hoga. And Custom number plates Apne surname ya cast ki (concept mast lagta hai mereko)
Rules - vo kya hai ji. Road wale ya pedestrian wale. Road wale I can't explain to Brampton driving subreddit dekh Lena. Pedestrian wale simple hai, J walk krna. Sidewalk pr bhi yaha signal hota hai ki kab kare road cross. And people follow. Road chahe Khali bhi kyu na hu. Par you know sab log signal ka wait nhi krte.
Phele aap - 500m counter ke piche khade ho jao ya building ka darwaja open krna ho. Yaha log chup krke door pakad lege apke liye. Counter se dur khade ho ese he, par vo tumare piche khade ho jayege and sayad he ye puche ki "are you guys in line?"
We so emotional - this is something that make us special I guess. Recent Ek incident share krta hu.. city cruise par gaya tha parents k sath. Waha bar counter par Indian ladka tha. Naam se notice kra parents ne. To baate krne Lage. Maine bhi bhai Ko hello kra. 1 hr baad jab exit k time usko parents ne bye bola and usne mere parents k feet touch kre. Then I thought humare sanskar har jagah sath rehte hai.
Homeless people - Humare wale Gareeb hath jodd k paise ya khane k mangte hai. Yaha walo Ko to govt paise k sath fresh Syringes bhi deti hai. Lol.
Neverending Thank you and sorry - Har ek chej par tumko thank you bolege and sorry bolne ka to Act bhi nikal Dia hai. 'The Apology Act' in Canada.
So that's it. Sayad kuch cheje apko pta bhi na pata ho ki aap unintentionally kr dete hai. Jese Mere liye Line toddna tha, lol.
Let me know if you have observed similar behaviour ya kuch aur chej jo mere se miss ho gyi ho.
Ek aur chej.. paise jodo aur ghumane jao. Duniya bhut badi hai. Bhut kuch Naza sekhne aur dekhne Ko milta hai :)

When the Seeker of Truth instills contemplation of the truth in their heart, during separation [from the Beloved], remembrance of the truth gives them rapture. Then, this remembrance of the truth leads them towards the pleasure of familarity and unites them with the essence of truth.
-Makhdoom Mahmood Mastwaar Qalandar
Book: Asrar-e-Mastwaar
Urdu: Talib-e-Haq jab apne dil mein Yaad-e-Haq ko basa leta hai tou firaq mein Zikr-e-Haq use maza deta hai, phir yeh Zikr-e-Haq use lazzat-e-ashnai ki taraf le jata hai aur phir yehi Zikr-e-Haq us ko Zaat-e-Haq se mila deta hai.

Bhai 550+ scorers jinka syllabus ache se kara hua tha unka smjh aata hai fir bhi, bhai jo scratch se hi start kar rahe hain poora batch follow karne ka plan hai, why tf you guys are buying those allen achieveleader test series and all?
Kabhi match nahi hota unka and tumhare batch ka syllabus, sabse budhiman toh yakeen wale hain, bhai tumhari chemistry ka toh ek hi part chalta hai pehle pehle tum kahan se follow karloge unhe? Last year one of my overexcited friend joined Allen leader test series (if i remember the name correctly), uske july test main electrostats tha, konsi coaching kara deti hai electrostatics uss time tak?
Mere friend ne tests dene ke liye fir aage ka padhna start kia saath saath, ab wahan wo poora padh nahi paa raha because back of the mind uske hai ki ye toh batch main ache se padhna hi hai, batch classes miss ho rahi hain because time toh utna hi hai, at the end usse kuch handle hi nahi hua, achiever ke part tests hogye, yakeen ka syllabus hone lag gaya, and ab wo beech main jhool raha hai, toh aisa kuch mat hone do.
Batch tests hi kitne log miss karne lagte hain, wo toh ekdum matched hi chalega wo do na bhai, jab 50-60% syllabus ho jayega tab khareed lena jo khareedna hai, uss bahane purana syllabus revise bhi hota rahega, aaj jo topic pdha hai kal jakar uska test dedia toh ofcourse acha perform karoge it's not your actual preparation level.

so i was feeling a bit low (suicidal hi) but last time suicidal bola tha toh sab kehre thee choti choti baat pe suicidal ho jaate hai toh ab nahi bolungi..anyways i m considering bds but agr khuda na khaasta nhi mila toh bsc nursing b ho skta hai govt college se toh i want a suggestion that ki bds/bvsc/bams ya bsc nursing from a good govt college which is more preferred??...
also my reason for not taking a drop is basically mental stress... jitna 2 saal mei hua hai i dont wanna risk it one more time plus i dont think so i can increase my marks to that much level i mean mai thoda sa unsure hu toh mai kisi ko disappoint nhi krna chahti dubara(parents ko toh lgta hai sab bahane hai anyways)
also i am also looking for some online mental health counselling or something like that because i think i really need to talk to somebody varna mai aise hi toxicity mei reh reh kar mar jaungi...i m open to paid ones as well!

It's 13 may my result was announced at 11.50 am .. i was little nurvous bcause i thought i might have passed anyway.. I have seen many people passed exams who don't know anything.
First let me start my story since childhood
Mai bachpan se thoda sa padhayi mai nalayak tha school skip krne ke bahane bnata tha ()... Dheeere dheeere . 8th class tak avg student se achha ho gya tha padhne me aacha score kia 9th k kuchh mahino baad COVID aagya tha 9th v online exam deke nikal gyii..kuchh nhi padha saal bhar bass kuchh games khelta tha youtube chalata .. uss time thoda sa ethical hacking me thoda sa pair rakh dia... class 10th me April me mere dad ko COVID hua ..and he passed away (2021) it was the most painful moment but mai itna dumb/ch##ya tha, tab kya sahi h kya galat iska koi smz nhi tha , Papa k gurajrne ke 3 din baad hi mai gaming mai guss gya ye soch k ki youtube krunga aur paise se ghar sambhal pauga(first & worst decision of my life) .. uss time pubg m tha , papa k guzarne ke un 13 dino v mai 9 10 ghante game khelta tha rec krta achha video nhi nikalta delete kr deta tha...(Device 3gb + screen cracked) Itna time waste hua 59% score kia thodi bahut padke kyuki exam time me game khelta tha.. bolta tha sabko mai v scout ki trh lakho kamauga ..... 10th barbaad Hui 59%. Score kia ghar pariwar me case wase ka chakkar (family issue) toh ham 3no (mai , Meri bhen, mummy) ne hometown chhor dia 100 km door rhne lage fir meri... Kuchh din baad meri ek sabse badi bhn(didn't mention above) , unhone suicide kr lia zeher kha k (kisi ladke se pyar th) (June 2022) kuchh mahino baad meri 11th class start Hui aur mai nalayak tha kuchh aata tha nhi , aur sab teachers se argue krta tha .... Ki mujhe chemistry smz nhi aati , (ofc base clear nhi tha toh)... Unse yahi bolta rha mai apna dekh lunga aap musse mat kaho , aur sake samne bezzti marte the sir log , 11th me 25% attendance gyi jata hi nhi tha mummy ko mna kr deta tha Ghar baithke game khelta sabke taane sunta... Kuchh videos upload Kiye fir chhor dia upload karna( kuchh nhi hoga sochke). 11th me compartment (physics) . inn dinoo andrew tate , iman gadzi , kuchh podcast sunn leta tha... Ghar pe mummy ne support Kia kisi ko na bata k .. same 12th gyi Kam attendence , padhayi v nhi kia .. last month mai Thora bahut padhh let tha .... Exam time me 'pass ho hi jaunga' soch k Thora bahut game khel leta tha.....
Recently mai local mai digital marketing ka job krne lga tha Aaj 3rd day tha 10k/m pe AAJJ JAB RESULT AAYA toh dekha ki ESSENTIAL REPEAT (failed) abb kya kruu bahut ghabrahat ho rhi h ...
Private addmission ka process kya h bta dena , mai toh ek rassi(rope) khareedne jara 🥺

mere april attempt me ek bnda mere side me aaya , wo sbse last me enter kiya jab sirf 5 min ka counter aata h
my shift was 9s1 , he asked me ki kitna aata h and jan percentile wgera , and i know ki sab kuch wrong ans krna hai , and when i started the paper he was constantly cheating and saying bhai thoda batade thoda karade baar baar ,becz laude centre ne sirf 1 sheet (single sheet of a4) di thi rough ke liye bc har 20 min ke baad rough sheet mang rha tha me , to usko lga mereko aata h paper,
after that and i know invigil. wgera ko batunga to bs time waste hoga and i just ignored him and mene apna computer shift kr liya right side since he was on my left side , but screen was still visible to him
when 85 mins remaining i started maths , ek maths ka trigno ka sawal maine 5 min lgakar solve kiya , something cos3 alpha type ka and he fking cheating infront , i was very angry that time, ki bc pehle hi maths weak h itni muskkil se hua qs aur isne 2 sec me copy krke meere jitne marks le liye , bina kuch mehnat kiye ,mera man kr rha tha uska ek zor se punch mardu , maine kuch nhi kiya kyuki time na waste ho
THEN mujhe smjh aaya TAB mene dimag lgaya like jab bhi mere swal ho jata tha wo meri screen pe dekhta tha and jo mai apnu screen pe mark karu wo mark krne apni screen pe chale jata tha ,
then mene bs qs solve krke ans pta lgkr glt option mark krdiya , aur wo bsdkwala wo glat ans mark krna chale jata tabhi me apna ans shi mark krleta , usi qs ko firse select krke .ase uske 0 number se -1 de diye sara paper uska
when paper khtm huya , i said bhai kitne copy kiye , he laughed and said only 37(i did 52) and he was hella
, then i revealed the truth . AND HE WAS SHOCKED , and then he said bhai kya kardiya and tbhi me centre se bahr aagya and bhot sukoon mila
GUYS YE MERI INVENTION H CHEATERS KO MAZA CHAKHANE KI, TUM BHI TRY KRNA

so fucked up my jee pretty bad aur mental health ki lagi padi hai (already dropper hun), i didn't fill many forms for other good private colleges, BITSAT mere bas ka nhi hai kyunki ek toh fee itni aur na mujhse clear hoga, research related kuchh exams dungi par pata nhi usme interest hai bhi ya nhi aur baad me kahin regret na ho (interest toh btech me bhi hai ya nhi pata nhi bas 10th me 11th-12th ke ques karne me maza aata tha toh le li, 11th-12th me 11th-12th ke ques nhi kar payi), so kindly recommend some colleges for btech and if i should have mtech/mba goal in mind in case i realise my college is fucked up ? (which i will) OR should i give up on btech dream fearing the current placements scenario aur locally bsc karke paise bacha lun kam se kam?
don't know if this post belongs here, new to reddit.
Edit: i am from uttarakhand

I don't have a quiet environment at home aur online drop liya hu toh kaafi introverted lonely retarded bhi hu , i want to join a library but also i am a big big introvert agr mai library jayunga toh hamesha yehi soch mai rhunga ki mai thik toh lag rha kahi chuitya toh nahi dikh rha aur aas pass ke logo ko dekhne lag jayunga aur aise kaafi shant hokar padhta hu mai but knowing that library bilkul shant hokar padhna hota mujhe pata hai mujhe bhot chull machegi awaaz nikalne ke liye , smjh nahi arha library jaau yaa na jaau ghr pe shaant environment nahi hai kaafi disturbance hai plus online drop vaise hi kaafi lonely hota toh soch rha tha library ke bahane hi kam se kam bhr toh jayunga nahi toh din bhar ghr pe hi sadata rehta hu
Pls help guys, share your experiences with library , is it worth it ?

When the Seeker of Truth instills contemplation of the truth in their heart, during separation [from the Beloved], remembrance of the truth gives them rapture. Then, this remembrance of the truth leads them towards the pleasure of familarity and unites them with the essence of truth.
-Makhdoom Mahmood Mastwaar Qalandar
Book: Asrar-e-Mastwaar
Urdu: Talib-e-Haq jab apne dil mein Yaad-e-Haq ko basa leta hai tou firaq mein Zikr-e-Haq use maza deta hai, phir yeh Zikr-e-Haq use lazzat-e-ashnai ki taraf le jata hai aur phir yehi Zikr-e-Haq us ko Zaat-e-Haq se mila deta hai.

Bhai aajkal har koi locality mein Jo theka wagera pe baith ta hai velle log woh sab bhaichara bana liye hain,, thar,fortuner badi badi gaadiya pakad ke ghum rhe hai,, ye sab log,, like ek ek gundo ka group bana pada hai,, gunda bolu yaa kya samjh nahi aata,, par inn logo ka "connections" hota hai boht saara,, ek call laga lenge aur tum sab ki gand mardenge ek ek ki jisne unka Bhai ki disrespect Kiya,, mujhe ye sab samjh nahi aata ye gunda gardi wagera,, ye sab chizzo mein gusna chhaiye kya bhai? Aap mein se koi hai aise group mein? "Ek call lagaunga,, 10 aadmi tere Ghar ke saamne aake Teri Gand fad denge"
Mein toh kabhi nhi gussa inn chizzo mein,, mein padhta likhta hu Ghar baithke,, par inn chizzo mein gusna sahi hai kya? Kyuki agar bhaichara on top kiya phir khudki protection bhi achha khaasa mil jayega agar kisi se dusmani wagera hogya,, dhamki wagera Dene ko maza aayega ....par ye log smoking drinking karte honge,, mein ye sab nhi karta (aur sunna hai ladkiya bhi attract hoti hai itna connection aur bhaichara rakhne se)
TLDR: ye gunde mawaali bhaichara on top Wale groups mein kuchh value rakha hai,, yaa aise hi vellapanti hai ye sab?

So now I'm pretty sure I'm taking a 2nd drop. Scoring around 550. Had planned ki iss baar toh aakash nahi hi jaana. Par yaar ek dost ne aake bola ki 550s mein aa rahe toh aakash free ka padhayega iss saal. Toh I'm more confused now.
Meine socha tha ki agar iss drop lungi toh Mr sir ko pura ka pura follow karungi. Jo bhi bolenge wahi karungi.
Upar se hamare branch ke jo physics teacher ke wajeh se mera physics kharap hua hai toh kyun jaun udhar jabki I need work on physics only. But the only thing is aakash ka test series. Agar join karungi toh uss bahane mujhe test series free mil jaayega na. Par classes bhi karna padega. Toh mein kya karun ab

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Finally i would say
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Finally i would say
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When the Seeker of Truth instills contemplation of the truth in their heart, during separation [from the Beloved], remembrance of the truth gives them rapture. Then, this remembrance of the truth leads them towards the pleasure of familarity and unites them with the essence of truth.
-Makhdoom Mahmood Mastwaar Qalandar
Book: Asrar-e-Mastwaar
Urdu: Talib-e-Haq jab apne dil mein Yaad-e-Haq ko basa leta hai tou firaq mein Zikr-e-Haq use maza deta hai, phir yeh Zikr-e-Haq use lazzat-e-ashnai ki taraf le jata hai aur phir yehi Zikr-e-Haq us ko Zaat-e-Haq se mila deta hai.

Roleplay - brother- sister incest
Personality- you are hot short heighted first cousin who is extremely vibrant and colourful but at the same time dam aggressive you figure is around 32 28 34 perky tits and round ass. Face is attractive and very fair.
Me - tall handsome athletic muscular built body sharp long nose colour is fair
Story revolving around
You have had many boy friends many sugar daddy boyfriends as well. You know all my secrets and i know all your secrets we both are very close and share a very friendly relationship more of as friends we both hang out a lot drink and smoke a lot maybe inside our minds we are fantasising each other in a sexual relationship as well. We both admire and love each other a lot ( but never had the guts to talk about it with each other) we love to talk about marriage sex babies and our idiotic family members. You are at times jealous of my wife and i get jealous of your boy friends as well
PLOT.
So one night me and you are drinking our favourite Budweiser magnum beer and smoking our favourite gold flake lights cigarette while driving in the outskirts of our city
we are getting drunk i pop out the topic that my wife after our marriage has fucked his ex a couple of times and i have caught her while doing that., i tell you that i forgave my wife and she has been very apologetic about it but inside somewhere i have to have sex with someone other than my wife to get rid of that feeling i am getting avenge ful.
As soon as you got to know about it you got angry and wanted to beat the shit out of my wife but i controlled you. Now me and my wife are living separately as of now coz of work and all other things. ( we both are highly drunk at this moment ) I tell you that i am enjoying this freedom of living like a bachelor but you interrupt me and said kis bat ka bachelor tu to daru bhi behen k sath pi raha hai to which i reply tu girlfriend se kam thodi na hai this gave a firing sensation inside you and you tell me.
Me teri girlfriend thodi na hu to which i say girlfriend se kam bhi to nahi hai and you start blushing. Now you push me a bit and tell me gf k sath sirf daru nahi pite hai kuch bhi mat bol bhai its a direct message to me which gave me chills, my dick pushed itself inside my underwear. I gently ask you gf k sath jo karte hai vo tere sath nahi kar sakta na as soon as i said this you laughed out loud and said gf bola mujhe to gf jaise treat kar bhai.
Now theres utter silence in the car we both are staring each other and all of a sudden i grabbed your head and pushed it towards myself and kiss you so hard that you couldn’t breathe you now got rid of me and slapped me hard smiled and said BHAI isi din ka to intezar tha. I took my car to a lonely field
Finally chapter of being a behenchod
Now we start kissing each other passionately my tongue down your throat and your tongue down mine our saliva flowing from the side of our mouth yet we keep on kissing and smooching each other passionately sucking each others lips violently breathing heavily your one hand has reached my dick and my hand has reached to your tits we both are pressing each other hard i am pressing your boobs very hard my hand has gone inside your tshirt i am feeling the warmth of my sisters boobs and its softness, your hand has gone inside my jeans and inside my underwear you are holding my hard cock and your hands are wet with my dicks pre cum. We both are still kissing each other hard our spits inside each others mouth. Now i push my hand from your boobs to your pussy which is entirely wet i start fingering you very hard and you start screaming ahhh bhai ahhh dheere dheere i dont listen to you and keep on fingering you my entire hand is wet with your cum in it i slowly take out my hand and put that wet hand and fingers of mine inside my mouth ahhhh pehli bar behen ki chut ka pani taste kiya mene its so warm and salty you hold my hand and taste yourself from my fingers and kiss me hard while spitting in my mouth now you smile and say bhai hath se mat chat mu se chatle to which i violently grab your boobs hold you tight and throw you in the back seat. You start enjoying the moment while i am coming outside from the gate you start saying sale kab se tadap rahi hu tere liye itne sal se daru pi rahi hu tere sath mujhe kyo nahi chodta tha mujhe pata tha tu behenchod hai. I have come in the back seat now i say chal chut chata bhai ko tu which you gladly opened your jeans grabbed my head and pushed it inside your pussy. It smells so good i start eating your garam garam chut licking you so hard in and out that you start screaming ahhhh bhai chatle pura bhaiiii ahhhhhhh you start pressing my head inside your pussy and start moving your belly like a dancer like moving your pussy in my mouth. Your warm cum and wet pussy tastes so fucking delicious. You start screaming bhai mera hojaega itne zor se mat chat ahhhhh bhai ahhhhh i keep licking you and tell you behen mauka hai aaj bhai ko pani pila de pura chut ka jhad ja mere mu me to which you came so hard you pushed my head inside your pussy i am unable to breath your force is so strong. Your entire cum is down my throat and i ate all of it.
You are all tired and fucked up and now you tell me bhai i am done i need more beer you drank all my fluids so we start drinking some beer again, while drinking i am pressing your boobs now i tell you sunna behen kiss me hard and now make me drink beer from your mouth you started smiling and said pakka wala behenchod hai na tu and i said tu itni badi randi hai lekin aab se sirf bhai ki randi hai hearing this you suddenly got charged and started smooching me you started spitting out your beer from your mouth to my mouth and made me drink it while kissing me you whisper lund chusaega behen ko? And i got crazy after hearing this mene bola ha aur kya karegi behen and you said chusa de yar tadap rahi hu. Now you got on the side of the seat took out my cock and start licking the top of my dick which was full of pre cum you are tasting my salty pre cum and started going down my dick slowly sucking and blowing your brother while you suck me i an sipping my beer and my one hand is in your ass cheeks pressing them hard i am getting so horny that i start pressing your head down my throat till my balls moaning aahhhh behen aaaahhhhhh while sucking you tell me bhai mu me mat cum kar dena mujhe chudna bhi hai i smiled and said chuste reh pehle ache se chudai bhi karenge you are giving me deep throat all sloppy blowjob my backseat is full of your spits and saliva with that spit you suddenly kiss and smooch me giving me the taste of my own pre cum and your saliva ( this was a surprise kiss ) but i liked it like anything
Now you tell me chal chod apni behen ko sale kutte and snatched my beer and started drinking it. Before fucking you i tell you yar condom nahi hai what to do it can be risky and you smiled and said jab tera pani nikalne wala hoga to bata dena me uth jaunga aur mu me lungi.
Mene bola tu apne bhai ka cum swallow karegi? You replied ha bhujha de meri pyas pila de pani apne lund ka apni randi behen ko
Now i grabbed your hairs and smooched you so fucking hard that you started bleeding from your lips and you started riding me hard. Charging like a mad bitch you are riding me so hard in and out we both are dirty talking to each other while fucking. You tell me bhabhi bhi aise hi chudti hai kya tere se i said ha chudti to hai lekin maza tu hi zada de rahi hai you started laughing while jumping on my dick screaming ahhhhh bhai maza aaraha hai zindagi me bohat logo se chudi lekin bhai se chudne ka maza pehli bar mil raha hai ahhhhh bhai itna sukoon kabhi nahi mila mujhe aahhhhhhhhh
Chodte chodte i start pressing your boobs hard and you tell me bhai daba mat chus le unko pura i now start sucking your perky tits i tell you spit on those boobs so that i can taste your spit while sucking them hard and you gladly do so ahhh behen aaj jeewan ka asli maza aaya hai har kisi ko behen chodne ka mauka nahi milta hum dono lucky hai you said mujhe pata tha tu behenchod hai lekin me bhi darti thi kaise chudungi tujhse i also said me bhi darta tha yar lekin tujhe dekh k hilata bohat tha ghar ja k You said ahhhhhh bhai chodte reh tera lund itna bada hai pura andar tak feel ho raha hai mera hojaega i bit your tits. Now we both changed our position in the car and started doing it in reverse cowgirl while you started jumping on my dick i started biting you on your shoulders and holding you from your tits. Ahhh bhai maza aaraha hai tu mere andar pani mat nikalna yar apna baccha pata nahi tujhe papa bolega ya mama we cannot have kids together. I said ha mera nikalne wala hai you asked me while being fucked bhabhi ko kaha lena pasand hai tera pani, i said usko to chut k andar lena pasand hai pura pani you replied swallow nahi karti mene kaha nahi usi chut swallow karti hai and we both started smiling looking at each other
While looking at each other you said mujhe chut me nahi apne mu me lena hai pani bhai pila de mujhe please as soon as i heard this i said nikal jaega and you said pila de jaldi and i started screaming ahhhh aane wala hai and you jumped from my dick and brought your face towards my dick and put my dick inside your mouth and started stroking it like hell hard and came all inside your mouth. Such a huge mess it was you swallowed all my cum and showed me your mouth while doing that but you are such a slut that after swallowing the cum you kissed me hard making me taste my own cum from your tongue. We both had a smoke after that and got ready to go to our homes.
Do you want Chapter 2 ?

Yesterday I was on my way going to the market with my mother and on the main road there was a large crowd and two youngsters basically of my age (16-17) were arguing with elder men who were of there father's age , so i asked a person what happened and he said those two boys were rash driving there bikes and because of them a person fell. The onlookers got angry and stopped them but the boys started arguing saying it was not there fault and they won't apologize.
After that i listened what they were saying and there conversation goes like, "bacche ho bacche ke tarah raho, dhang se baat kar rahe iska mtlb ye nahi ki sarr pe chadhne lagoge, maar denge ro doge " To which one of the boys replied, "aukat me rahiye samjhe na? Pehchaan rahe hai kon hai? " (He then pointed to his friend and said )" Vidhayak ji ka beta hai, sabka aukat hi naap ke rakh denge"( His friend felt embarrassed and stopped him) . This sparked a fire in all the uncles 😭, the age barrier dissapeard and then unfiltered gaali started pouring from uncles mouth 👄. One of them said "betichod tumhare vidhayak ki bhi maa chod denge aur tumhari maa bhi chod denge" (Fir Uncle apne bike se utre) "ruk wahi pe aaj dikhate hai kiska aukat kya hai, abhi gardan pakad ke nala me phekenge tab bulana vidhayak ji ko wahi kudd ke nikalenge" ( ladke 5'5 ke skinny londe aur uncle 5'8 ke tagde fitt aadmi) . Rest of the people stopped that man while the boys fled on there bike 🤭.
Phir mummy ne bola jaldi chalne toh chala gaya, lekin mere 'fun' ka daily quato complete ho gaya 😽. New gen londe jab apni aukat me aate hai toh maza hi aa jata hai 🥰.

My first post on Theth Punjabi verbs My second post on some Theth Punjabi terms My third post on some Theth Punjabi terms My fourth post on many-many Theth Punjabi verbs My fifth post on many Theth Punjabi terms My sixth post on many Theth Punjabi verbs My seventh post on many Theth Punjabi verbs
As always, my posts have video examples. Please check the above linked ones as well!
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Pheyraa Maarii Aavaa'n / پھیرا ماری آواں
Pheyraa in Punjabi means visit/round/quick-check
In Punjabi we say "Pheyraa Maarnaa" / "Pheyraa PaavNaa" In Urdu/Hindi we say "Chakkar Lagaana"
Jhang Punjabi Drama: "Halaa NabeyRaa Kar, Mein Maal Valloo'n Pheyraa Maarii Aavaa'n" (Achhaa K'hatam Karo, Mein Jaanvaro'n Kii Tarf Chakkar Lagaa Aaoo'n)
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KeDii-Hikk TaRii Ditti / کَیڈی ہِکّ تڑی دِتّی
In Punjabi the Theth word for warning/threat is "TaRii" In Urdu/Hindi the word "Dhamkii" is used (Also in Punjabi)
TaRii is used in both Punjabs, and is so common even in Urdu our journalists like this word.
Jhang Punjabi Drama: "Nhii Eh Men' TaRii HuN Vekh Laa, KeDii-Hikk Es Dittii Aa" (Nahi Yey Mujhay Dhamki Ab Dekh Lo, Kitni BaRii Usne Dii Hai)
Other examples of KeDa/AeDa in Punjabi
KeDay KooR Mareyndaa Ae (Kitnaa JhooT Boltaa Hai) KeDaa-Hikk Till Aa 2:35 (Kitni Jaan Hai / Kitnaa Zor Hai) KeDii-Chass-Haayi (Kitnaa Maza Thhaa) KeDaa Trikkha (Kitnaa Tez) KeDaa Changgaa (Kitnaa Achhaa) KeDaa SohNaa (Kitnaa K'hoobsurat)
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Khairii-Mehrii / خَیری مہری
K'hair is an Arabic word for Peace/Safety/Well-being (It is part of Theth vocabulary) Mehr is a Persian word with the same meaning In Urdu we say "Sahi-Salaamat"
^{In Punjabi grammar addng ee'n/ee/ay to the end of words gives the addition of in/with/on/at Such as: Raatee'n/DihaaRii/Gharay/Schoolay/Umray/Hatthay/Hatthee'n/Akkhee'n/Kannee'n/Nukkray/etc}
Khairii-Mehrii means "With Khair and Mehr" Means peacefully, with safety, without any trouble
Beautiful phrase in Punjabi for asking of people
"Shaalaa K'hairii-Mehrii Gharay AppRan" (May they reach home safely)
Sargodha Comedy: "SaaDay Dohve'n Leylay K'hairii-Mehrii Baddhay Niii...Tey MuR Raatee'n Asaa'n Kay Khaadhaa Ae?"
Mandi Bahudin: "Har K'hairii-Mehrii Shae Shae K'hraab Kar ChhaDDday O" (1:31)
Sargodha Punjabi Promoting Youtuber: "Tey K'hair-Mehr Hondi Haayii"
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MoDHaa-DeyvNaa / موڈھّا دیونڑا
In Urdu/Hindi we say "Saath Denaa" In Punjabi we say "NaaL-KhloNaa" / "MoDHaa-DeyvNaa" Means to be with someone, to stand with them, to support them in need
Sahiwal Popular Punjabi Poet: "Matlab Taaii'n Har Koi MoDHay Deyndae, Sadaa Koi Nhoo'n Naal Khlondaa!"
Same poet: "Oh Kidday Gaye JehRay Aahday Hann Asii'n Meesam Ten' ChhoRsaaye'n Nhi? Bhaave'n Mulkkh Nu MoDHay DeyvNay Pae Gaye, Taa'n Vii Ten' Asii'n KanD Karsaaye'n Nhi"
Mandi Bahudin Good Vlogger: "Doojay Eh Ba Punjabi Industry Saarii Nu Us MoDHa Dittaa Haayii"
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KaiR LaiNii / کَیڑ لَینڑی
In Punjabi we say KaiR-LaiNii or Saar LaiNii or Pataa Karnaa
Theth Punjabi: KaiR-LaiNii Urdu/Hindi: K'habar Lenii
Mandi Bahudin Good Vloggers: "Mein Kidaaiiyo'n Vi Nahi...Mein Aakhyaa Baa' Etho'n La'gghda Pyaa'n, KaiR Lvaa'n So" (Mein Kahee'n Se Bhi Nahi....Mein Ne Sochaa Ke Yahaa'n Se Guzar Raha Hoo'n, Uski K'habar Le Loo'n)
Same channel: "Mein DiTTHa Mein Aakhyaa DeRay Tey JaNaa Treejaa DihaaRaa Koi Nhi Aonda Pya, KaiR Lvaa'n!"
Mandi Bahudin Old Man: "Hikki-Doojay Dii KaiR-BaiR Lyii" (2:33) (Eik Doosray Kii K'habar Lii)
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NabeyRaa-Kar / نبیڑا کر
In Punjabi a decision, conclusion of finishing up something is called "NabeyRaa" (from NabeyRnaa) or "Mukk-Mukaa" (from MukaavNaa)
Jhang Punjabi Drama: "Halaa NabeyRaa Kar, Mein Maal Valloo'n Pheyraa Maarii Aavaa'n" (Achhaa K'hatam Karo, Mein Jaanvaro'n Kii Tarf Chakkar Lagaa Aaoo'n)
Jatki Comedy: "Chaachi Ehnu BhonkaN De, Aapaa'n Deg Da NabeyRa Kariiye"
Famous Qwali by NFAK "Othay Amlaa'n De HoNey Ne NabeyRay"
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Takko-Na / تکّو نا
In Punjabi "Takko-Na" means "Check this out!"
Urdu slang for this is "Arey Check Karo!"
"Takko" also means in Punjabi like "Look.....Try to understand/Let me explain" (Like "Vekho...")
Because TakkNaa and VekhNaa are synonyms, hence we say "Koi VekhaN-TakkaN Aalaa Vi Hovay" "Bandaa Vekh-Takk Laindaa Ae" "Tusii'n HuN Nikkay Nu Koi Cartoon Vakhaao-Takaao....Mein Nikalnaa'n"
Chakwal Vlogger: "Eh Vekh....Takko Na Baadshaao!"
Chakwal Tiktokker: "JitNaa Svaab SajjNaa'n-Beyliyaa'n Labbh Pvay, OtNa Ee Changgaa Aa MainDi Taa'n Eh Neeyat Ae" (1:13)
Pothohari Drama: "Takko....JvaaNi Ch Banda Bhukkh Bardaasht Karii SakNaa...BuDHiyaa'n Umraa'n Ch Roz Roz Faaqa Karna Changga Nahi"
TakaaNaa in Punjabi means to show Just like "VakhaavNaa" (I have 5-6 video examples of TakaaNaa in this post)
Just like "Takko Na Yraa" means "Dude check this out!" "Takaa Na Yraa!" means "Show already man! I'm curious!"

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