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Happy Crying Dads

2014.06.06 19:02 NetTrap Happy Crying Dads

Post reactions to stuff that make dads cry tears of happiness.
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2008.09.10 21:53 Monkeys

This subreddit will be indefinitely joining in on the June 12th-14th protest of Reddit's API changes. Celebrate Monkey Day December 14th.
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2019.11.01 17:11 HannibalK ActualPublicFreakouts

A place to see people freaking out, going wild, and losing their cool in a public context. The freakout is king here. I can't define a freakout, but I know it when I see one.
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2024.05.18 23:09 Fogueo87 Stable Diffusion on AWS

Can anybody share their experience running SD on cloud services, particularly on AWS? – at this point I'm mostly experimenting, using services like Stability.AI, Civitai, my laptop (too small), or my kid's gamer PC (not a place for my NSFW experiments). I'm thinking whether I shall upgrade my own PC, get my own GPU server, or rent cloud precessing. In the near future I'm planning on doing some machine learning stuff different than image and video generation.
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2024.05.18 23:08 EngineerLate2269 Super Junior Leeteuk, Shindong, and Eunhyuk performed with Boom who was donning blackface + other racist stuff that SuJu had done.

Super Junior Leeteuk, Shindong, and Eunhyuk performed with Boom who was donning blackface + other racist stuff that SuJu had done.
On August 27th 2011 at the Seoul Jamsil Studio, MBC's special chuseok program, "Idol Athletics Championship", took place for the third time and entertainer Boom who was recently discharged from the army, along with SUJU's Leeteuk, Shindong and Eunhyuk took the stage to start this celebration.
Sungmin and Kyuhyun were also participants in the "Idol Athletics Championship" and they were watching Boom and the other 3 members performing. Boom decided to cosplay as Stevie Wonder.
Almost half of the group did blackface/blackface-related stuff. These 3 performed with a guy with blackface, Shindong did blackface to imitate Oprah, Yesung did blackface to cosplay as Nick Fury, Ryeowook putting Yesung's blackface as his pfp and laughed at it, and Henry defended Yesung's blackface and compared it to a blonde wig.
More than half of the group mocked Desis. Yesung, Shindong, Sungmin, Eunhyuk, Ryeowook, and Kyuhyun were tasked to make an Indian choreography in 20 minutes on Shinhwa Broadcast to compete with Shinhwa. Both Shinhwa (all 6 members) and the 6 SuJu members called themselves "12 Indians". The production team gave the 6 SuJu members the song (Benny Lava), the Taj Mahal background, outfits, and props.
Yesung put a snake around his neck, Shindong dressed up as a belly danceIndian girl, Sungmin, and Eunhyuk (1986 liners) were the snake charmers and played the flute, Ryeowook was the snake himself, and Kyuhyun wore a Turban.
At the beginning of the performance, Yesung used his hand to charm the snake that was around his neck. Then, he started dancing and the other members started dancing too. Kyuhyun was in the center for a short time and he lifted his leg when he was in the center. After that, Shindong was in the center and held a sari and the other members ran around him in a circle. Afterwards, they came very close together. Kyuhyun was behind Shindong, Ryeowook and Yesung were beside Shindong and Sungmin and Eunhyuk was under Shindong's sari.
Following that, Sungmin and Eunhyuk came out of the sari and played the flute. Then, Ryeowook danced to look like a snake and Sungmin and Eunhyuk used their flutes to make it seem they hypnotized Ryeowook. The other 3 members did a dance move behind Sungmin, Eunhyuk, and Ryeowook. Lastly, they shook their hips at the end of their performance.
Leeteuk, Heechul, Yesung, Shindong, Eunhyuk, and Donghae invited girl groups (Gugudan, Weki Meki, fromis_9, WJSN, CLC) to their show (Super TV). Siwon wasn't there and Ryeowook and Kyuhyun were in the military. Each SuJu member had to team up with a girl group. WJSN were split into 2 groups. Leeteuk the other half and Donghae got the other half. Each team were given props/instruments, and Donghae and his team got the Sogo.
Donghae suggested Tunak Tunak Tun as their performance song and WJSN suggested Xuan Yi do the intro/Bharatanatyam dance. Since Donghae is the team captain, he was there with WJSN for their whole practice section. He allowed Xuan Yi to practice and perform the Bharatanatyam dance. He was seen holding a tablet and watching Xuan Yi practising the Bharatanatyam dance while making funny faces.
After they finished practising, they were ready to perform. At the beginning of the performance, Xuan Yi did the Bharatanatyam. Then, The other girls and Donghae came behind her. After that, she made funny faces while bobbling her head and wearing a Charlie Chaplin moustache. Afterwards, the other girls started bobbling their heads and Donghae started dancing with them. Even though Donghae didn't suggest Xuan Yi do the intro or do the Bharatanatyam dance and make funny faces, he's still guilty of accepting the idea of WJSN suggesting Xuan the intro and letting Xuan Yi mock the Bharatanatyam dance while making funny faces and wearing a Charlie Chaplin moustache.
Kyuhyun thought India was uncivilized, so he brought a spoon to India and Henry mocked Indians by using a stereotypical Indian accent. Heechul danced to Tunak Tunak Tun while bobbling his head and doing a mudra gesture on Knowing Bros. In a pre-debut video, Leeteuk, Shindong, Sungmin, and Eunhyuk were dancing to Tunak Tunak Tun. Shindong moved his arms to make Eunhyuk move his head and Eunhyuk hobbled his head when Shindong did that (idk how to explain it but they were clearly mocking the dance).
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2024.05.18 23:07 Inevitable-Cable7736 Hilbert Curve animation

I am doing an EE (extended essay) for one of my IB requirements and have picked to do a study on Hilbert's Curve. After watching your video on space filling curves and locality I would like to use some of the same animations as you for my paper. If anyone knows how I could get some of these animations, or specifically the animations about translating a point from 2D to 1D space that would be very helpful. Thanks
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2024.05.18 23:07 Cold-Cut-9760 Anyone trying to train SQL with ChatGPT ? Prompt Engineers help me...

Hi everyone, recently, I have been using GPT-4 a lot to improve my level in SQL, more precisely in terms of querying an existent database, not in creating database from scratch or architecturing it.
Indeed, this gem is very good for generating exercises to push my limits and improve my querying level.
However, recently I haven't been able to find the perfect prompt to encourage GPT to provide me with exercises related to what I'm asking for.
It's mind blowing how he struggles to deliver exactly what I want and he seems to be missing the point.
What I want ChatGPT to do is give me an exercise every time I ask for it. This exercise should push me to use the different functions, clauses, joins, mathematical operations, that is to say everything that is possible to query using SQL. To put it simply, I must be able to provide a complete report, around a single theme, where each step or instruction leads naturally to a next one and this for each exercise with a completely different situation from the previous one.
Obviously, I don't want it to force me to use all the principles at the same time in a single query to answer the exercise. I prefer that he pushes me to use a few at the same time.
Here is examples of typical exercise that I would like to solve and which I thought about 30 minutes ago :
Example 1 :
1.Calculate the turnover of companies for each region. 2.Identify regions that generated over 2 million in revenue. 3.List the top-revenue-generating company within each region that generated over 2 million in revenue. 4.Highlight the highest revenue-generating sale for each of the top company by region that generated over 2 million in revenue. 
Example 2 :
1.Gather all book sales that occurred in the last 3 months. 2.Calculate the number of sales for each book within this 3-month period and sort the results by the highest sales count. 3.Determine the total revenue generated by each book from the sales made in the last 3 months. 4.Filter out books that contributed less than 20% of the total revenue. 5.Identify the book with the highest sales count in the last 3 months. Identify the book that generated the most revenue in the last 3 months. Identify the book with the least sale count in the last three months. 
Example 3 :
1.Return the unique IDs and addresses for all stores controlled by our video game company. 2. Return the quantity of each video game in stock for each store. 3. Calculate the actual stock for each video game based on the sales that occurred in each store. 4.Identify videogames with stocks below the safety stock (threshold). 5.Identify stores that have more than three items below the safety stock. 6.Identify stores that have between 3 and 5 items below the threshold as "Not a priority", between 6 and 9 items as "Priority", between 10 and 13 as "Critic", and more than 14 as "Maximum priority"
As you can see, these types of exercises would push me to use as many SQL functions and clauses as possible while at the same time practicing with joins and CTE. When I ask ChatGPT to do these kind of exercices, it goes insane and send me the same exercice with one or two minor differences and keep giving the same type of exercices with a slightly different situation.
I don't wanna give up but it's almost as if I won't find the good prompt that would allow ChatGPT to give me these kind of exercices around a unique theme, a unique situation that would push me to generate a large report based on logical and linked instructions. Because when I ask GPT to give me exercises to train, here is how it looks :
Example of SQL exercise gave by ChatGPT
What it does is separate the instructions, and there is little link between them. It feels strange, and I can't see how it will help me train CTE and have a better grasp of JOINS. This is not the type of exercise and directions I am looking for. I'm not sure how to explain it, but I'm hoping someone would understand. I am confident that if I could create an appropriate prompt, it would provide me with the activities I am looking for.
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2024.05.18 23:06 420blaze123 Who is this

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2024.05.18 23:05 _lovesdoves1122_ Which action verbs have given you your best performances?

Teachers always say that objectives should be active. I think I watched a video of Paul Newman awhile back and to this point he said something along the lines of “Crowd him. Every actor knows what that means.” (The verb here being “to crowd”). And he’s totally right, I know exactly what he means.
Could you guys share some of your favorite verbs that you’ve used while acting?
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2024.05.18 23:05 Sharky4days If Kim was a 'Pine'

If Kim was a 'Pine'
I used the color of her hair and freckles (pinecone). The colors from the snare drum were from the drums on the video game version of it but also from volume 4 (page 36).
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2024.05.18 23:05 saltyc_man I need help with something

I need help with something
One of my YouTube videos was reported. All the information on the report is in the image above. The video in question is an AI cover of the song Eat It except performed by Caseoh. The only image used in the video as well as the thumbnail is the image of Caseoh outside of Waffle House. YouTube, as YouTube does, didn't tell me the exact problem so there's nothing I can do right now. I need to know what the problem is so I can fix it before my most popular video is removed. Please tell me what I can do.
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2024.05.18 23:04 willtomorrow [Online][PF2E][18+]Abomination Vaults[Fridays 6-9pm PST]

Hey all I'm Will. I am looking for a single player to join a very customized, RP'heavy PF2E Abomination Vaults Campaign. Had a player with a sudden schedule change just starting out (haven't even set foot in the Vaults yet).
You'd be rolling a 1st level toon and joining a group that is already a couple of session in. This is a casual and friendly Pathfinder table about character RP and development. There is lots of combat as a result of the context of the module, but also lots of space for character moments in between.
I am using this campaign to introduce my wife to TTRPG after she caught the bug from Baldur's Gate III, so we're not at all interested in rules lawyers, powergamers or meta builds in these sessions, but rather are looking for someone interested in playing a well developed personality that is afforded the opportunity to grow over time.
Abomination Vaults+ 18+ Weekly on Friday Nights, 6-9pm PST Looking for 4th player. Discord Voice/Video (mandatory) Foundry VTT RP/Combat focused campaign.
If you're interested in learning more or getting an invite, feel free to drop me a DM.
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2024.05.18 23:04 VexFume New painter learning base coating, need tips

New painter learning base coating, need tips
As the title suggest I'm looking for pointers. I used Citidel Chaos Black Spray Paint and thinned down Vallejo red paint. I have basic synthetic brushes and The Army Painter Wet pallete. I'm not sure if I used too much water to thin, or my paint strokes are terrible, or maybe both combined. I watched a ton of Youtube videos yet I am clearly not getting a smooth base coat. Any suggestions would be great.
https://preview.redd.it/vxfvk257291d1.jpg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bd96db5395169aba9a1cc02b81d3ec2730d04de
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2024.05.18 23:03 saltyc_man Please help me

Please help me
One of my YouTube videos was reported. All the information on the report is in the image above. The video in question is an AI cover of the song Eat It except performed by Caseoh. The only image used in the video as well as the thumbnail is the image of Caseoh outside of Waffle House. YouTube, as YouTube does, didn't tell me the exact problem so there's nothing I can do right now. I need to know what the problem is so I can fix it before my most popular video is removed. Please tell me what I can do.
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2024.05.18 23:02 ThisSpinach8060 Re: Stop posting ppls expired/missing plates!

Earlier, when I posted telling ppl to stop posting ppls cars with expired/missing license plates; one of the most common defenses used was “these mfrs are raising our insurance costs!!!”.
Wrong! And I explained all the shit in this video just to get down voted.
Maybe y’all will believe him!
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2024.05.18 23:02 Cold-Cut-9760 Anyone trying to learn SQL with GPT ? Facing a tough situation rn..

Anyone trying to learn SQL with GPT ? Facing a tough situation rn..
Hi everyone, recently, I have been using GPT-4 a lot to improve my level in SQL, more precisely in terms of querying an existent database, not in creating database from scratch or architecturing it.
Indeed, this gem is very good for generating exercises to push my limits and improve my querying level.
However, recently I haven't been able to find the perfect prompt to encourage GPT to provide me with exercises related to what I'm asking for.
It's mind blowing how he struggles to deliver exactly what I want and he seems to be missing the point.
What I want ChatGPT to do is give me an exercise every time I ask for it. This exercise should push me to use the different functions, clauses, joins, mathematical operations, that is to say everything that is possible to query using SQL. To put it simply, I must be able to provide a complete report, around a single theme, where each step or instruction leads naturally to a next one and this for each exercise with a completely different situation from the previous one.
Obviously, I don't want it to force me to use all the principles at the same time in a single query to answer the exercise. I prefer that he pushes me to use a few at the same time.
Here is examples of typical exercise that I would like to solve and which I thought about 30 minutes ago :
Example 1 :
1.Calculate the turnover of companies for each region. 2.Identify regions that generated over 2 million in revenue. 3.List the top-revenue-generating company within each region that generated over 2 million in revenue. 4.Highlight the highest revenue-generating sale for each of the top company by region that generated over 2 million in revenue. 
Example 2 :
1.Gather all book sales that occurred in the last 3 months. 2.Calculate the number of sales for each book within this 3-month period and sort the results by the highest sales count. 3.Determine the total revenue generated by each book from the sales made in the last 3 months. 4.Filter out books that contributed less than 20% of the total revenue. 5.Identify the book with the highest sales count in the last 3 months. Identify the book that generated the most revenue in the last 3 months. Identify the book with the least sale count in the last three months. 
Example 3 :
1.Return the unique IDs and addresses for all stores controlled by our video game company. 2. Return the quantity of each video game in stock for each store. 3. Calculate the actual stock for each video game based on the sales that occurred in each store. 4.Identify videogames with stocks below the safety stock (threshold). 5.Identify stores that have more than three items below the safety stock. 6.Identify stores that have between 3 and 5 items below the threshold as "Not a priority", between 6 and 9 items as "Priority", between 10 and 13 as "Critic", and more than 14 as "Maximum priority"
As you can see, these types of exercises would push me to use as many SQL functions and clauses as possible while at the same time practicing with joins and CTE. When I ask ChatGPT to do these kind of exercices, it goes insane and send me the same exercice with one or two minor differences and keep giving the same type of exercices with a slightly different situation.
I don't wanna give up but it's almost as if I won't find the good prompt that would allow ChatGPT to give me these kind of exercices around a unique theme, a unique situation that would push me to generate a large report based on logical and linked instructions. Because when I ask GPT to give me exercises to train, here is how it looks :
Example of SQL exercice gave by ChatGPT
What it does is, it seperates the instructions and they have not much link between them. It feels weird and I don't see how it would allow me train CTE and have a better understanding of JOINS, This is not the type of exercise and instructions that I am asking for. I really don't even know how to explain it but I guess someone would understand me here. I am pretty sure if I was able to formulate a correct prompt, it would for sure give me exercises I wish to get.
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2024.05.18 23:01 Legarad Why are remote controls so bad?

I have to stop working because my mother and my grandmother, who are older than 70 years old, cannot use the control because it is very sensitive to all the up, down, left and right buttons. Sometimes I think it looks like a video game Joystick because I sometimes have a problem too. And if we finish with the phone application it is even more complicated. Does Google not know how to make a normal remote control?
I even tried to connect my Nintendo Switch pro controller and it's still uncomfortable to manipulate the Chromecast. That part of Chromecast needs improvement.
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2024.05.18 23:01 generalcasp Sure! Here's a rephrased version of the video caption using slightly different vocabulary: "See-Through & Rapid Wireless Charger ⚡️ #technology #devices #advancement"

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2024.05.18 23:00 jonathlee Finally Completed Extermination Stage 4.2 (Rockets week)

Finally completed Extermination Stage 4.2. Did some tweaking. Used 3 bots, dropping them in the following order: Hellburner Angler Siren (to get that last charge to get the Titan out).
Here's the video: https://youtu.be/9mqQFToXALo
The first time I completed it, I was using Argon and a pair of Oxy on the Luchador. It is a lot easier to kill. Decided to try using Cinders, a bit tougher.
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2024.05.18 23:00 Ornery_Common9935 CapCut crashing EVERY TIME I try to change the font!

https://reddit.com/link/1cv76h0/video/5ua5qa7b191d1/player
I've NEVER in my life seen this when any other editing software that I've used. For some reason, CapCut crashes EVERY TIME I try to change from one font to another. It'll let me change EVERY other parameter except the font. If ANYBODY out there has EVER seen this issue before, PLEASE reach out to me and tell me what I need to do to fix it, if anything. I've included two videos, the one that shows it crashing and one that shows it running as it should on my much less powerful home computer. I've also included my system specs. I've run every diagnostic I know how, my drives are up to date, I've run scan after scan, I've reinstalled the OS...I don't know what else to do. This is the only program that I've EVER seen behave this way. It runs on my home computer, my laptop, my wife's laptop...EVERYWHERE EXCEPT my $7000 main editing system!
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2024.05.18 23:00 EggEnvironmental6696 Reply: Listening to PLI lectures v. Reading binder

Hefty-Mood-9508 posted this question an hour ag.
Has anyone passed the exam with primarily/solely watching PLI lectures and doing the practice questions? I am happy to put in the work, but I found that my learning style is very much auditory. I went through law school and passed the mpre and bar almost exclusively through listening to lectures on repeat. I did not find reading the casebook or bar prep outlines useful, but I was wondering if the information covered in the PLI videos is comprehensive enough to do the same.
Hefty-Mood-9508, I didn't attend law school, didn't pass MPRE/bar, and didn't listen to lectures on repeat. I haven't passed the patent bar yet. I recommend listening-and-taking notes during both optional Claims Drafting Module & "Amendments & Prosecution" because both are useful during the 2100 Prime Questions, MiniExam6, Gene Quinn's "De-bugging Method" (see photo) is described in the Claims Drafting Module. He demonstrates its use for 2100 Prime Questions & Exercise 6. Because the Exam is a multiple-choice exam, I recommend doing all the Prime Questions, T/F, Miniexams; I haven't done either Post-Course or Patware questions yet. Other Test Takers may have a different opinion, perspective, and their opinion, perspective may be better than my opinion, but I don't think that you can "listen to the audio during your commute" and pass the Exam. Cheers
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2024.05.18 23:00 mi_aquamarine Rule

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2024.05.18 23:00 AutoModerator What is #VALZUBIRIAGENDA and some ideas and insights

The 3 basic parameters of hashtag #Valzubiriagenda:

  1. We artists and everyone else can write and self-publish art- and artist-related books: memoirs, biographies, art books and art catalogs. Books are forever. Pamphlets and brochures are not books.
  2. We announce a schedule of increasing prices of our art pieces, which includes quantities (scarcity numbers) per price point and overall (the total quantity of art pieces we might ever make). This helps art traders, art investors and art collectors speculate or even stop speculating and instead join a community of investors working together to hopefully skyrocket to the higher announced prices in a shorter span of time.
  3. We can use the NFT world, because NFTs provide the tracking (who owns what) and trading.
We can also not be involved with NFTs. Stores and individuals can help sell art using online presence and our catalogs in the stores. If this trends, or once this trends, even expensive art can be sold by neighboring businesses, without exclusivity. Commission systems do not have to be standardized. Art investors can produce their own catalogs to leave at the cafés. Even the cafés can produce their own catalogs.
Valzubiriagenda NFTs
NFTs only came about a few years ago. But I had been working on this since the 1990s. I wrote a book, Valzubiriagenda, along with fellow artist Silverio Perez, and released it in 2018 (Amazon and elsewhere), tackling everything related to #1 & #2. We'll come up with #3 in a later book/ memoi marketing book.
Any artist, including tangible artists can release 10,000 NFTs if the artist chooses to do so. For tangible artists, the NFT first becomes an Art Commission Contract for sight unseen, yet-to-be made art. Once the art is made, the NFT becomes proof of ownership that the actual, tangible art is theirs.
Warehousing our tangible art
Another related idea is that the tangible art may be warehoused by the artist so that the NFT traders continue to trade. This means that even 10-ton 10-foot tall sculptures can be owned and traded by anyone without worrying about shipping, reshipping, scratches, smudges, parts breaking off, etc. The newness of the pieces remain because they are stored by the artist, source, gallery, etc. The art piece gets shipped to the art collector, the ultimate owner.
An artist who makes ceramic coffee mugs - smaller art pieces, can release 10,000 NFTs with a schedule of increasing prices so that NFT traders can trade immediately. The 10,000 coffee mugs can get damaged, so as they are made, they continue to be stored by the artist, until the time when art collectors decide to have the art pieces shipped to them.
Why only now?
I decided to write as many book-length memoirs as I can before I came out to promote this.
I'm an artist and an author. Both need time to "master." I would not even fully use "master" on myself, because there's always something new, even to my own art, my own writing and publishing.
I am now claiming that I'm the visual artist who has produced the most artist memoirs in the world. I have 5 on Amazon. I count Valzubiriagenda as both a marketing book and a memoir-of-sorts, because it has a lot of my own life lessons on writing and publishing. I would not care to contest my claim of having the most memoirs. I will release 5 more over the next 3 years.
BARTER! Get help to write, photograph art and publish your books!
Anyone can hire 11 ghostwriters for 11 memoirs. If you can make art, but you cannot write, then barter your forever art with those who can help you produce forever books.
I don't feel the pressure of writing and publishing because I feel my focus should be on art students and art experts who would study my art and my books 100 years from now. Don't expect relatives and friends to read your books.
I call myself the Dollman
For my NFTs, I am proposing to make dioramas - my original, costumed, bejeweled porcelain dolls in backdrops that will also have precious metals and gemstones. This way I can incorporate precious metals and gemstones in my work, to make sure that people perceive my art as expensive, just in case I myself don't become "famous" - there's no need to get world famous. We are artists and all we need to do is to satisfy the art niche.
Use your laptop now!
I will encourage you to start writing your book-length memoir. Write, Edit and then Self-publish it. Get help. Why wait a hundred years for someone to write about you when all you need is a laptop and a nearby coffee shop.
Don't start counting chickens before the eggs hatch. I have encountered a lot of would-be writers who immediately see themselves as bestselling. world famous assets to society. Two even wanted me to sign NDAs (Nondisclosure agreements), because they did not want me to steal their book ideas.
Here's a suggestion. I would not personally do it. From one manuscript can come 2 books: The Original Draft (unedited, with misspellings, considered to be an art piece, scanned pages(?) of your handwritten original effort), and The Final Edition (edited).
PROVENANCE!
Another way to enhance our investability, tradability and collectability is PROVENANCE - how art ownership proceeds through time. The way this can be done is also through publishing books. Everyone can write their memoirs, biographies, art books and art catalogs, including traders, investors and art collectors. In effect, we artists can continue to be included or mentioned in even more books, without any additional effort by us.
You as an investor, reseller, trader, art collector should be able to publish a catalog with 250 works by 250 different artists, but they need to agree to this right from the start - it's your money, you should require them to follow your version of the hashtag #valzubiriagenda parameters, which preferably should include permission for you to publish their art. Why would you track down 250 artists later?
No exclusive contracts
If you're a café, you can call for artists, and come up with a book with for example, 30 artists, with a chapter devoted to each artist's profile and images of the artist's art.
You can distribute your catalogs to businesses and individuals near and far and online.
The book Valzubiriagenda even cites that funeral homes and janitors closets can sell art, with or without exclusivity. Airline catalogs can include million dollar art pieces. Car manufacturers, showrooms and even car repair shops can sell art as well. Everyone should be able to do this, anywhere in the world, especially not just because of the pandemic, but right now, we are in really bad economies.
What's with the name #Valzubiriagenda
I was into conspiracy theories in 2018, and this term, "The Mandela Effect," was popular. I had read many times that an artist coined the term, but I had to research online, for her name, many times, before remembering it. I'm not good at remembering names. It took me a year and a half to finally tell you that Fiona Broome coined "The Mandela Effect."
I also thought I might have to research trademarks and copyrights just to come up with a generic name. So I decided on "Valzubiriagenda." I was not really sure at first, but I decided to use it as the title for my book (with co-authoartist Silverio Perez) so that there would be no turning back and I can move on.
Am I a FUTURIST?
Someone I recently met this May 2022 just called me a futurist.
In the 1990s, I proposed to a pension fund that they can raise billions of dollars, especially for emergencies, or as needed, or out of desperation, if the pension fund purchases a quantity of art from an artist who not only has a current, reasonable price, but an announced future price that the artist wants to reach.
That future price would obviously be higher than the current price. The art commission contract for multiple art pieces can be taken to the fund's financial lender for a loan. The higher future price can be used for financing purposes.
The pension fund's treasurer, a publicly elected official, said this idea might work, but we had to keep this a secret and discuss this some more, because other pension funds might copy and do this prematurely. This idea had to come from the two of us. The treasurer needed his votes and I needed credentials.
Added into the pot was my idea that I, as the artist, will also write one book-length artist memoir. This was and still is a strong factor, because the leadership and marketing books I had read then mentioned a strong tip. If you want to advance in your field, write a full-length book that is related to the field.
Unfortunately, the elected official, the treasurer of the pension fund, who was also a friend, passed away - he was old and had ailments. At that point in time, I cannot just approach another pension fund treasurer to share this idea with.
I realized I had to write a few memoirs. I needed to set an example for other artists, so I needed to write more than one memoir. Then I felt I should also make ready another book - the how-to of what I'm up to. I wrote Valzubiriagenda, which was a memoir of sorts. I knew how long it would take me to write a book, so I had to make sure I can also consider this book a memoir.
In 2008, I imagined that someone like Bernie Madoff, or a fund like Lehman Brothers, would be desperate enough to use this to save themselves and their companies. I was not ready. I had only written 1 manuscript for a memoir.
In 2012, I released Dollman the Musical, A Memoir of an Artist as a Dollmaker. Once again, I was not ready because writing it depressed me a little, and I knew I had to write more.
In 2014, I released 3 memoirs, and re-released Dollman the Musical. Besides releasing regular books, I released special editions of the 4 books, which had a "Special Secret Insert for Bankers," which explains my ideas of an announced schedule of exponentially increasing prices, to satisfy investors, and the publication of artist memoirs, to satisfy art collectors.
In 2014, I also issued out a press release. Google "Can Billion Dollar Artist Save Investors and World Economy Valentino Zubiri PRWeb August 19 2014" and you will see the press release.
What I did was stake a claim on my ideas. I did not promote my books and the press release. I just wanted them to stay online, like a sleeping giant or a dormant volcano. I even designed 3 of the book covers to look like indie books from the 1980s. I was planting the seeds, thinking they will eventually grow and bear fruit in the future.
In 2015, I was interviewed by Richard Syrett, about one of my memoirs, Hocus Pocus Lately. This book is my memoir with paranormal stories. I could have pursued promoting my paranormal stories, but I wanted to be known first as a visual artist and memoirist, so I allowed myself one interview related to Hocus Pocus Lately. Richard Syrett has(had?) his own syndicated radio show, The Conspiracy Show with Richard Syrett, about the paranormal. He also guest hosts on Coast to Coast AM, another internationally syndicated show about the paranormal.
In 2018, I released Valzubiriagenda (co-authored by artist Silverio Perez, a fellow artist). Finally, this book is "the how-to of what I'm to."
I'm going to end this with some strangeness. In 1986, a lady at a religious gathering went into a trance and left a good number of messages. Supposedly, anyone who got into a trance would have messages, but once the trance was over, the person would not remember what was said.
I was not part of the group, but the lady turned her head to face me. She "foretold" that whatever I would decide to do in the future, it will take time, but it will be the right thing. This is one of my stories in one of my memoirs, Hocus Pocus Lately.
The Tulipmania of 1634-37
I discovered that there was this incident of rare tulips becoming collectible during the Dutch Golden Age. There were tulips so rare and so well-desired that their prices equaled to that of a house. You can read more about this online (Wikipedia) or watch a few YouTube videos about it.
Here is the most useful idea that I gleaned from the Tulipmania. The tulip bulbs remained safe inside nurseries. The traders were carrying the deeds of ownership to the tulip bulbs.
Then NFTs came to the forefront
I started learning PHP, an HTML scripting language, and MySQL, the database that PHP can connect to in the background, in 1999, when there were only 3 books about PHP and MySQL at the bookstores.
By 2014, I was trying to figure out how to make the "ledger," or database that can be used to update ownership and who can be contacted. If we are trading art, then the art ownership should be updated.
Then NFTs came about. This can be used as our ledger. Everyone can immediately trade NFTs of future, yet-to-be made art pieces, especially because it takes time to make tangible art.
NFTs actually went a step ahead, by allowing digital art to be traded.
The only setback with NFTs, in my opinion, is that it still lacks a commission system for resellers and representatives.
For example, if a café wants to represent me, then they can promote me at their café and on their online pages. If I make one piece of art that will be exclusively represented by a gallery, then that commission will be different and more specific. As ownership is transferred, the subsequent owners should be able to reset the commission. We should also have the option of giving commissions to hundreds of representatives at one time with different percentages if need be.
The recent crypto crash
Lately, we have observed that NFTs and cryptocurrencies have been behaving like the stock market and other markets. They have been fluctuating.
I believe that it is time for a trend which discourages fluctuation of prices.
I have also seen YouTube videos where social influencers are encouraging us to be on the lookout for exponentially profitable ventures, because we have all seen this happen with the exponential increase of Bitcoin and Ethereum.
Let's see if #Valzubiriagenda trends
We can announce present and future art prices. The galleries won't do this (yet?) because they follow a more traditional approach to the business of art.
We have a choice of using incrementally or exponentially increasing prices. We still reserve the right to change things in the future, so everyone should know to follow the latest update.
If this trends, if you as an artist simply announces that you will write an artist memoir, or that you will include the future works in future art books, you might have more art traders, investors and collectors approaching you.
Get your pen, paper and calculator
Imagine yourself as an artist, where you are right now. Let's just say you still do not have a book about yourself and your art yet. Imagine now that you have a memoir out there. Don't you think it makes sense to charge more than what you are charging now? Writing and publishing books is just the beginning. I'm just standardizing this approach. The books also say to do other related projects. In my case, getting Dollman the Musical onstage is one idea. You will have other related projects, but the publication of memoirs, biographies, art books and art catalogs will help all of us.
You can also imagine that a law firm that has meeting rooms, with someone who wants to form a local #valzubiriagenda group, can have meetings. A local café can do the same. Local photographers for your art, writers, editors, book designers, proofreaders and others can join in.
I suggest have printed books to share. 15 copies of your memoir or art books will be better than an e-reader or laptop or your phone to show. These gadgets can be stolen, sabotaged, broken, have coffee spilled on them, etc. 15 printed books means simultaneously showing to 15 people. You can even give them away to potential resellers, investors, traders and collectors.
When it rains, it pours, as in the days of Noah
There's a saying, "When it rains, it pours." There is a negative interpretation and a positive interpretation.
Negative: When trouble comes, they cascade to even more.
Positive: When opportunity comes knocking, more follow suit. We can assume that if one gets our art because of #valzubiriagenda, more want to do it now, because of the rising prices, and FOMO - fear of missing out. What will they lose if they miss the boat?
As I have said earlier, if the #valzubiriagenda trends, if you announce a future memoir or art catalog, you might have an increase of investors, traders and art collectors who would want to check you out. You might encourage more sales. Just remember to write and publish that memoir and art catalog.
There's this saying, "As in the days of Noah." Imagine Noah, building his ark, with members of his own family, putting all his time and effort into it. Noah was a nice guy. I'm sure every once in a while a neighbor offered him coffee, or chai latte, or whatever refreshing drink they might have back then.
Here's the lesson to be learned. Just because they offered him some type of bubble tea drink, or coca cola, they still didn't make it to the ark. Rubbing shoulders with actors does not make you an actor. I have told my artist friends to write their memoirs. They told me that once they see me succeed, after all these many years of seeing my seemingly useless efforts, then they will write their memoirs and follow the road that I had paved for them.
Good luck to them, but if I were you, act now, get my art or make art. Support the 5-year old artist whose parent promised to release a comprehensive art catalog. If you get that 5-year old's art, and mine, I would be honored to be in the same art catalog that you will produce. I'm already successful at that point. You have gotten the mission just right.
I have already claimed to have written the most book-length artist memoirs in the world. Dethrone that claim. Barter. Use ghostwriters. Success to me means facing God one day and saying, I wrote my memoirs and left the world a legacy of books and art. I will not tell God, smiling and proudly, that I encouraged a run for my art by announcing a schedule of exponentially increasing prices that reached 9 figures. I'm sure God knows we had fun.

JOIN THIS GROUP

If you want to try out #valzubiriagenda, in any capacity, join this group. Let others know about this group as well.
If you are an artist, you can let everyone know here that you will produce your memoir, art catalogs, etc. It's okay if you don't know how to go about publishing yet, I will discuss this. Please be honorable enough to produce what you promise to produce.
If you want to meet fellow artists, investors, resellers, etc., join us here.
If you are a book writer, editor, proofreader; if you can photograph art pieces; if you are a book designer, etc., join us here. Let us know if you charge, barter for art, or both.
If you have your own tips and knowledge to share, join us here.
If you have underaged artists you are managing (parents, etc.) join us here.
Join this group if you want to sell works. Post your works. You web links. I'm sure I will.
You can announce meetings in your area. You might have meeting rooms, a café, restaurant, etc. where people can meet. In the future, you can have the regular show and tell, where books can be shown and shared.

Thanks for reading. Please let me know if I need to edit some parts. Please share and join this group. - Valentino Zubiri, Dollman, Artist, Memoirist
Underaged artists are welcome here, so please be mindful of your language. We cannot post your adult-oriented art pieces, but you can direct us to a separate page or community. There will be limits to your posts, and there will be adult-oriented art that we cannot allow to be posted.
Thanks for reading. Please let me know if I need to edit some parts. Please share and join this group. - Valentino Zubiri, Dollman, artist & memoirist
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2024.05.18 23:00 snail_that_ran_away I remember the video but couldn't figure out the title or lyrics of the song, please help me find!

The video was something with a teenage boy on a boat, I am not sure if there was a friend. They fight. One takes the boat and goes away. It was shown that the boat reaches a waterfall and he falls down.. but he is dreaming or unconscious, he falls in the crowd cheering for him. The song ends with the other friend pulling him out of ths water and saves him. If anyone can figure it out please suggest! One of my friend used to like this song a lot, but i can't figure it out. It might be around 6-8 years old pop song.
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