Chote bhai se gand marwai

badiya result na aaya to sushant bhai se milne jaunga🙏

Aaj subh sapna dekha ki samay bhai arrest ho gye live show se 🥹🥹

ANSWER IS YES I AM IN 🫥
-yeah sab 10th mai start hota hai 9th tak toh bot aacha tha padhai mai but suddenly kam padhai karne ki wajah se mera thik tak no. aye it seems okay t me jab mera result aya 10th ka tab mai aur mera papa bank mai tha sudeenly papa ka pass phone aya result aagaya maine bank mai hi result check kiya i was shocked i got only 78% mera papa na mujhe bank mai sabka samne daat diya aur gharpe akee mujhe thode dande maare ab ate hai main story pa ab mai 11th mai tha sudenly my life changes pata nii kaise mi ek cool dude type ban gaya tha meri ek gf bhi bani lets name her disha starting mai hamara relation boht aacha chala [aacha batana bhul gaya usne mujhe poose kiya] badme mujhe uska asli rang dekkhne lage she was not the girl i ever wanted woh chote log aa sath rehti thi not in that sense ab kaise samjhau uska ek ex photo bf tha uski pic bhi leak ho gayi thi uska sath kiss karte hua which is okay phir usne meri ladai start karwadi woh ladka ladka mujhe aisa bolra hai waise bolra hai lte sedha kam karwati thi hamara thoda sexuall attachmment bhi tha badme ussi ki wajah se hamara break up ho gaaya 12th mai brreak up hua usne meri image school mai boht buri kardi jissa mera zeena haram kar diya tha hmari secret baatee saro ko bata diya karti thi meri imagge down karti rehti thi maine aaj tak uski baate kisi ko nahi batayi taki uski image kharab na ho but she did ab present mai ate hai i cleared 12th maine jee mains clear kar liya jaise taise mai boht avarage bacha tha school mai but drop year mai ho gaya jaise taise meri coaching na meri sari preparation kharab kardi uss coaching na mera moddules hi mera dono attempt ka baad diye woh bhi aadhe aur syllaubus bhi complete ni karwaya but now my parents are expecting from me to clear jee advance too which is not possible in just 40 days but mera parents nahi samajh rahe roj mujhhe boht sunate hai mera papa na meri 11th aur 12th dono kharab kardi gov. school mai lagake infact mera papa ne 12th mai mujhe jee bhi nii dena diya aur drop year mai apne pass rakhne ka chakkar mai kisi gandi sii coaching maii admission dilwa diya mera jan attempt mai 55 aye aur phir maine coaching chod di aur khude april atttempt mai padhai karke cuoff clear ki[that coaching ruined my career aur ab 25 bhi mang rahe hai bolre hai apki installment baki hai aur mera modules bhhi ni nera syllabus bhi complete nii karwaya]ab maai roj daaat khatta hu mujhe bola jata hai ki tu nikkama hai aur ab mujhe mera dost akee bolre hai meri ex -gf mera bare mai baate fela rahi hai but mai bhul chuka hu yeah sab par phir bhi yaas dila deta hai ab aisa lagra hai kuch nii bacha zindagi mai i think a really permanent sleep can fix me only you what i am talking about!!! bs ab kuch nii bacha 💌

EK WEEK KE LIYE BAN HO GAYA THA
PHYSICS : SALEEM SIR STARTED NLM TODAY BHOT BORING LECTURE LAG RAHA THA STARTING MEIN PAR ADHE GHANTE KE BAAD SE MINUTE MINUTE POINT AAYE AUR USMEIN MAJAA AAGYA
CHEMISTRY : Solutions chal raha tha aur aaj sir ne back titration ka rec lec diya pehla laga ki theory padhke ki kya hi hoha par fir uske baad uska ek question ka aaya 0.506 gm of Ba(SCN)2 wala bc itne saare concept lag gaye ek hi question mein aur sir ne jitni baatein boli thi yaad karne ko utni ki thi aur uska fayda mil raha hai
aaj ya phir kal (most probably kal all nighter pull of karke mole concept + redox ke akk sir ke sheet lagaunga)
Maths : Quadratic padhaya graph of quadratic thike sab badhiya hai par aaj ke 15 hw mein se mujhse sirf 12 bane aur wo bhi isliye bane kyunki wo sab seedha seedha class notes ke basis par hi they bhot irritated feel ho raha hai ki bc kal sab bana liye the (all 9 tah of 20/05/24) aur aaj 3 nahi bane aur wo bhi challenger
kal subah fir uthke fight marunga ye teen swaal agar nahi hua to kuch nayi approach sikh hi lunga
kal mera bitsat ka paper hai mere pure gharwalo ko pata hai ki kuch nahi hoga par fir bhi mein jaa rahu dene kyunki paise bhare hai bhai aur haa kal chemistry aur physics ki class evening ko karunga to kal thoda hectic ho jayega mere liye manage karna but i will try not to create any backlogs
Peace out

Bhai PCM me toh 75 percent se kam hai, but overall am I eligible for JEE Advanced 2024 ? Please tell me if you know everything

bhai dropper hu pichli baar bitsat main embibe se mock deke kaam chal gaya iss barr embibe walo ne fre hata diya tho batao inn dono main kaunsa leni chaiye .

bhai, second year dropper here, meko ye nahi samajh aa rha hai ki mai 4hr phy lect(around 2 lect 1.5x) kar rha hu yk 2024 2.O se. then 2h-3h chem (same as phy) baaki bacha hua time hai revision (daily + planned rev) and bio ncert ko de rha hu, hafte ke 3-4 chapter cover kar rha hu on avg (acc to mentor) but kya yahi karna hai is my qs? bas yahi karte rehna hai? coz ye thoda sketchy lag rha hai meko... idk what is wrong but it seems a little sketchy... last year ke notes hai toh notes nahi banane pad rahe
please thoda kuchh missing ya addition ho toh bta do. all the best to my bhai behen. thoda inactive from now on coz let the battle begin!

So ...the thing is ...i feel like a loser... Jo chiz mere dost 10 min me yaad kar lete h wahi chize mujhe yaad karne me 1 ghante lagte h why?? And me har din padhta hu jab jake 80 me se 78-79 ate h ..and woh log ek do pehele padh kar 75-73 lekar ajate h ...why?? board me 91 percentage lane ke liye starting se padhna start kar diya par mere dosto ne boards ke 2-3 mahine pehele padhai ki or unke 80+ % agaye ... sometimes I feel like ki itna padh kar kya hi fayda jab log Bina padhe mere jitne marks lekar ajate h ....than they say me " mene to padha hi nhi bhai to bhi mere tere jitne marks agaye hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 "

Well it's almost been 10 years i am away from home living in gurgaon and 2 years in delhi... and now in January 2024 meri zindagi ki pehli job lagi , salary aayi acha laga ... fr wo bolte hai next month bhi aao.... mene kaha ye toh gundagardi hai kehte hum nikal denge mene kaha okay kal milte hai. Toh bhai mai may tak toh agya hu ab iske baad job karni nahi kabhi zindagi me kyuki it is the worst thing when you don't want to do that thing but you are doing that daily and it starts building pressure on you mentally plus office politics bhai shab matlb apne aap ko sahi prove krne ke liye tum jhuth bol doge boss se apne colleague ke barey me jo tumhari team hai aur tumhara kaam kr rha hai ..... I'm done with this shit for now and it's paying me 30k jisme se 3k toh PF kaat lete hai.
So the main topic is i want to earn 50 lacs by the end of this year. I use to make videos / content for youtube, instagram and in 2023 i got 6k subs on yt and insta started growing but then i got this job and my reach gone down, ab man sa nahi krta ke videos banau dimag wahi chalta hai but fr ye job .... any ideas what i can do to make 50 lacs by end of this year.

Well it's almost been 10 years i am away from home living in gurgaon and 2 years in delhi... and now in January 2024 meri zindagi ki pehli job lagi , salary aayi acha laga ... fr wo bolte hai next month bhi aao.... mene kaha ye toh gundagardi hai kehte hum nikal denge mene kaha okay kal milte hai. Toh bhai mai may tak toh agya hu ab iske baad job karni nahi kabhi zindagi me kyuki it is the worst thing when you don't want to do that thing but you are doing that daily and it starts building pressure on you mentally plus office politics bhai shab matlb apne aap ko sahi prove krne ke liye tum jhuth bol doge boss se apne colleague ke barey me jo tumhari team hai aur tumhara kaam kr rha hai ..... I'm done with this shit for now and it's paying me 30k jisme se 3k toh PF kaat lete hai.
So the main topic is i want to earn 50 lacs by the end of this year. I use to make videos / content for youtube, instagram and in 2023 i got 6k subs on yt and insta started growing but then i got this job and my reach gone down, ab man sa nahi krta ke videos banau dimag wahi chalta hai but fr ye job .... any ideas what i can do to make 50 lacs by end of this year any good business ideas or ideas for content creation because i want to do something of my own not this job and haan milestone kafi bada hai but sanak hai ke krna hai bc.

Hi guys so my total score is like around 730(30 no nta ki gand se nikalunga for eng) N I m opting for pol sci hons.So, Seeing all the blunders which students r facing so will this Yr cutoff go down or not. Eng+gt ka bhi buran gya h

Bhai m attitude wala chapter chod krr gya and phla question ussi se start hua🫡 Although paper was easy af def much scoring than other papers

I know I'll get downvotes for this par pura padhke Jana specially 'ADIT'S FANS'
You know what iis sub mein agar koi baki contestants ki tarif karde ki I like this thing about them ek achha opinion bhi Dede to yeh log bolte hai fans agye But we all know this sub is biased towards Adit, agar koi Adit ke against apna opinion Dede to downvote karna start kar dete hai even defensive mode pe chale jate hai
Yaha pe Adit ke fans hai naki baki contestants ke accept it And also you gotta accept ki Adit apna khud ka stand nahi le Raha is liye show mein dikhta hi nahi AKRITI-SIWET gang mein dikh jata hai
And yesterday woh Bina baat ke controversy start kar raha tha yeh Siwet ki sangat mein uske jese Banta ja Raha hai sirf khali threatening karna
And about his connection usse mean vibes to ATI hai agar Adit use nahi roka hota to woh bhi controversy kar chuki hoti Koi in dono ko bolo yeh show sirf connection banane ka nahi hai mind games khelna hota hai And about their date 4 din mein kese pyaar hota hai Bhai koi batayega?
This sub is neutral so everyone can praise whoever they want unko FANS hone ki jarurat nahi hai
And about Last dome Adit first Siwet gang se milke Sachin ki disrespect karta hai fır Divyansh ko bolta hai like tumhe usme padna kyu hai woh log to tumhe kuch bol bhi nahi rahe
About UNNATI'S CASE - Permanent tattoos easily remove nahi hota About that story usme 'SIRF ADITYA' nahi tha She even Posted a reel in her story few days back ki 'HOW I FEEL WHEN THEY SPREAD RUMOURS ABOUT ME AND GOSSIP ABOUT ME WITH THEIR FRIENDS' I don't have the SS so I can't provide it And Adit usko courtroom ke baad Bina baat ke reel banake kyu criticise kar Raha tha even uske YouTube ke video mein uski photo thumbnail pe bhi Dali thi And Bro literally made a whole YouTube video just because SAKSHI (I forgot her surname) told that she doesn't like his content Adit ne to ek baar bola tha I won't open Reddit again because Reddit mein kisi ne bola they don't like his content
You can read this post regarding UNNATI'S relationship:- https://www.reddit.com/splitsvillaMTV/s/aBrDrI33My
Show mein to footage Mila nahi to bahar controversy karke dikhna chahta hai aur usko Jo itna defend kar rahe ho tum un Roadies ke fans se Kam nahi lagte tbh abhi woh sirf Siwet-Akriti gang ki chamchagiri karte dikh Raha hai
COURTROOM REEL :- https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6L58FtNW3i/?igsh=MWR0aW91ZnJmdm1zMg== (JABKI USNE KHUD 'RED FLAGS IN YOUR EX MEIN YEH BAAT BOLI THI)
SAKSHI'S video:- https://youtu.be/t61-JQ9gwaY?si=0IKxX2fJBhnOCkSi (BRO CAN'T TAKE NORMAL CRITICISM)
UNNATI'S VIDEO:- https://youtu.be/DkJGaIs50WQ?si=YM1VsUAPccFQ9w-q (FIRST KISNE POKE KIYA)
And Bhai kal kisine uske bare mein opinion dedi toh he said mein ise importance nahi deta hun and fir defensive ho gya
And in one of ADIT'S video Khank was calling Unnati dumb and all why she's jealous of her? https://www.reddit.com/Splitsvilla_15/s/oMBl8QNuSv See this post about Adit and Khank being problematic It's clear that they're poking the other group first and than when they reply they'll play victim card

Bhai kabhi bhi ye Nishant Jindal naam ke bande ka video dikhe turant skip krdena. Aaj tk sirf iska naam sun ra tha aaj glti se shorts me iska ek video agya usme isne non-IITians ko itna sunaya and bola "job lgne nhi waali lekin IIT hai toh ek call ghumao turant 50LPA ka package haath me lekin tumhe thodi na pata hoga tumm thodi na IIT kiye ho"
Abhi fir se agya ek and usme UPSC krne waalo ko gaali de rha and sbta ra UPSC sabse bada chutiyapa hai lekin indirectly usme bhi ye bkl bol ra IIT he sbh kuch hai.
Iss saale ki hr ek video mereko mentally tod rhi hai.

the app is crap , sudarshan sir teaching style might be good for some but here is my take

1. amount of lectures and it's time vs outcome : takes 2 hrs per lecture , 20 for mapping , 37 for physical geography , 32 for Indian geography( are you kidding me) , 10 for resources , 42 lectures for environment. now this sums upto how much? almost 140 lectures of 2 hours or 5 mths per day lecture .
2. after spending 5 months of your time you realise he mainly caters to those aspirants who are mainly Hindi speaking , are aiming for upsc 2 or 3 years later are at college.

For instance at start of environment he said don't read any book exam pattern has changed it is more current based. Literally 42 lectures later I can prove it , he almost made videos out of Shankar ias + he makes us remember protected area networks ( Bhai Kasam se 1 question aata h yaha se aur ispr meiney 30 hrs dia )
He didn't teach species , he didn't teach current , he said go to my YouTube for it.
Faltu bakwas krke book ko easy banakr sikha doge lekin question nhi banengay waha se I confirm
Baat ye h ki Bhai physical aur Indian if you do from any book and see pyqs , you will be able to solve , it is easy. But not the same for environment. And Bhai itna time Dena h kya is what you should think over.
Totally refrain doing sidhart arora , hima bindu s&t ( literally she called autism as mental re*ardation and claims herself as PhD biology).
We are very gullible , prone to manipulation and these faculties a bunch of them are very expert at manipulation , coz if 18 lakh people appear in this exam and 600 crack it , these don't survive teaching 600 , these target remaining population as it would be more profitable to cater evryone, taking everyone means being slow at pace , less information, less serious, more bakchodi. Choose wisely.

Main tuitions deti hoon primary class ke bachchon ko. Mere tuition mein ek ladki aati thi woh 5th class mein thi aur uska Chhota Bhai 1st class mein.
Ek baar mujhe us ladki ne kaha, ma'am humare pas ek lakh ki bhains hai, aapko kharid ni hai? I said, no.
Phir 10-15 din ke baad phir usne mujhse wahi question puchha, ma'am humare pas ek lakh ki bhains hai, aapko kharid ni hai? I said, no again.
Phir usne mujhse woh same question puchha ek month ek baad. Mera answer same tha. She kept asking kuch 3-4 baad aur puchha.
Phir vacation ho gaya aur woh log apne gaon chale gaye. Uski mummy ne video call Kiya aur mujhse baat ki, phir meri student yani, unki beti ko phone diya maine usse bhi baat ki. Phir unhone apne chhote bete se kaha ki jao ma'am ko apna gardan dikho. Us ladke ne mujhe apna garden dikhaya, bataya ki kaunsi kaunsi Vegetables unhone ugayi hain aur yeh bhi bataya ki usne apne dadaji ki help ki hai is kaam mein.
Maine uss ladke se puchha ki yeh toh batao apki ek lakh ki bhains Kahan hai, mujhe dekhni hai. He said, woh farm pe gayi hain.
Story thodi funny hoti agar yeh question maine uski behan se puchha hota.
Edit- har story ka koi moral ho yeh jaroori nahi hai but if want the moral of the story then here it is.
Moral- koi aapko kitna bhi apni cheez bechne ki koshish kare agar nahi chahiye toh mat kharido.

i read it this morning and did some diging and got that there is a video of this mf eligitaly drinking he is 17 below age and how the fk he got a lambo to drive without licence and when he crashed his alchol test came out to negative as reported in court this is no joke this is a serious offence actually a murder but the court oh my fking god the 17 year boy who was driving uske papa rich hai so no worries mfs indian laws are only for middle class peoples wahi apan agar bike ke sath bhi kahi jaye toh ye dikao wo diako or ek document bhi kam reh jaye toh u know how fked up they are and here rich dads spoiled kids after killing two persons will roam freely iski punishment toh padna jara :15 days help to traffic police are u serious , visit to thereapist oh my god and what about the kids who are suffering like hell in kota under pressure commiting sucide na unko koi thodi puchta hai ab bc un hone kiti padai kari hogi jaise taise engineer bane who knows unki family circumstances kya hai and all changed in one night and uss ladke ki family ke farak tak nahi pada i in india agar apke papa dada ne paise kamye hai toh hi u can make something out of it uss paise ka use karke or paise kamao amir ko bc elon musk bana do rights nahi previlages do mfs ko and lower class middle class ki marlo unke bacho ki marlo karte raho bc jee neet upsc usme se kuch nikal jayenge baki ko sadne do agar select hue toh thik warna sab thumhari galti oh my heaven i am in soo much rage but kya kar sakte hai nothing bas jhunjhuna bajake so jao and bhul jao na deko🙈 na suno🙉 na bolo🙊 kuch nahi ho sakta hai is system ka bhai log ho sake toh jaldi se bhar nikal jao sare [foreign] warna kya pata agle engineer tum ho atleat bhar kuch action ki umeed toh hogi culprit ke kilaf yaha toh bhul jao and bagwan ka har raat sukriya karo ki tumare samne aaj koi lambo nahi warna its ur mistake assholes

Having grown up in Punjab, surrounded by people from every religion, life was always a lot of fun, and communal harmony was at its peak. Despite of what the media or the internet might tell you about Sikhs, Punjab to me has always been a super tolerant community, with love shared by everyone, let them be Sikh, Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Jain, Buddhist etc. And I spent 2 months at home again, and nothing has changed, there is no support for a Khalistani movement or whatever people might think there is. Is there a distrust in the current central government? Yes, to an extent. Is there a hate for other communities or for India in general to be labelled as anti national? ABSOLUTELY NOT.
However, I have noticed this for a while now. Every single time someone who is visibly a Sikh posts anything on social media (which goes viral of course), the comments are full of "lassi this lassi that". When I was a kid and played video games online, the insults I would receive were always the classic MC BC which is also a terrible thing to say, and can be discussed sometime else, now if they open my profile and see I am from Punjab, it's usually being called a Khalistani (I didn't have anyone call me lassi yet, as I only spent 2 months earlier this year, and only played a handful of times, but enough number to be called a separatist).
Where did all of this come from? Why are we doing this to our own people? How insensitive can we be?
Because I don't want to violate rule four on the subreddit, I will just post the top 20 comments of a (super cringy) reel I saw last night, to highlight the growing problem.

1. Lassi mei Arora lemon dal li bhaii ne :smirk emoji :frog emoji
   
2. Lassi overflow ho gai :laughing emoji
   
3. Lassi at infinity :black check emoji
   
4. Perfect ad of red bull :laughing emoji
   
5. Lassi + bhang
   
6. Lassi mai chitta mila lia
   
7. aaram se bhai kahin milkha ka record na todh dio
   
8. Ab boldu lassi?
   
9. Lassi + sting
   
10. Lassi me sting mila di
    
11. Only Lawrence can control him :laughing emoji
    
12. After 3 pegs of lassi :thumbs up emoji
    
13. Lassi on steroids
    
14. Lassi me energy drink mila di :skull emoji x2
    
15. Lassi + bournvita
    
16. Smelled the comments from miles away :laughing emoji x5
    
17. Jungee X Junglee :check emoji
    

Bhai tuition mera faltu hai kuch material provide nahi karta Material ke naam pe mtg ke books diye hai aur bol rahe hai ki books se kya hota hai sirf pyqs karo Kuch tips and tricks nahi batate ya fir calculated tukke kaise voh sab Mera abhi 12th chalu hua and can you guys advice me what to study and how to?