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2014.03.28 23:34 Kimber_James Some mods should just resign.

Mod abuse.
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2015.07.24 16:59 AlphaFerg Electronic Sports Writers Association

The Electronic Sports Writers Association (ESWA) has been created for two reasons. 1 - To identify and pursue the needs and interests of writers within the esports industry. 2 - To provide resources and aid to writers within the esports industry.
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2016.03.16 01:07 Iamilluminated For those who appreciate normality in any form

For those who appreciate normality in any form
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2024.05.19 20:53 ramdytis3c Unposted Tracks - Part2 [Out 2024-05-17] [B2Simple Records]



Ground Work - Psico (Original Mix) / Key Cm, BPM 127, 7:18, MP3 17.78 Mb
Ground Work - Silver Sand Man (Original Mix) / Key Ab, BPM 134, 6:56, MP3 16.73 Mb
Ground Work - Tranziente (Original Mix) / Key Fm, BPM 100, 7:29, MP3 18.27 Mb
Grum - Higher State (Original Mix) / Key Ebm, BPM 128, 4:07, MP3 9.97 Mb
Gunjack - ACID CITY (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 145, 6:14, MP3 15.21 Mb
Gunjack - ACIDF4K (Original Mix) / Key Fm, BPM 146, 6:10, MP3 15.05 Mb
Gunjack - MDUB9 (Original Mix) / Key Bm, BPM 142, 6:21, MP3 15.52 Mb
Gustavo Bassani - Additive Rhythm (Original Mix) / Key Dbm, BPM 135, 5:45, MP3 13.92 Mb
Gustavo Reinert - I Wanna (Original Mix) / Key Dbm, BPM 130, 4:56, MP3 12.17 Mb
Gustavo Reinert - Paqueta (Original Mix) / Key Ebm, BPM 128, 6:00, MP3 14.73 Mb
Hackerbeatz - Find A Way (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 126, 5:05, MP3 12.73 Mb
Hackerbeatz - Woke Up (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 125, 4:40, MP3 11.76 Mb
Haley Maze, Thoré - Reflections (Original Mix) / Key Dbm, BPM 120, 3:22, MP3 8.34 Mb
KBeat - In This Moment (Original Mix) / Key Fm, BPM 134, 5:21, MP3 13.04 Mb
KLBR - Hourglass (Original Mix) / Key Ebm, BPM 139, 6:00, MP3 14.64 Mb
KOII - Prisoner (Kanif The Jhatmaster Remix) / Key Fm, BPM 78, 3:36, MP3 9.26 Mb
KREZUS, ØNELY - reset (Original Mix) / Key Em, BPM 166, 1:50, MP3 4.61 Mb
Kai 5 - No Rules (Original Mix) / Key Em, BPM 137, 6:18, MP3 15.34 Mb
Kairos Grove, Lake Matisse - Fairytale (Original Mix) / Key A, BPM 120, 2:18, MP3 5.92 Mb
Kalondoly - Focus (Original Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 105, 3:01, MP3 7.45 Mb
Kana - Black Star (Original Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 100, 4:12, MP3 10.16 Mb
Kana - Life (Original Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 107, 5:00, MP3 12.10 Mb
Kana - Love Me (Original Mix) / Key Em, BPM 100, 5:53, MP3 14.23 Mb
Kana - Stereo Love (Original Mix) / Key E, BPM 110, 4:05, MP3 9.88 Mb
Kangding Ray - Four Intertwined Spirals (Original Mix) / Key Dbm, BPM 136, 6:12, MP3 15.20 Mb
Kangding Ray - Polar (Original Mix) / Key Em, BPM 140, 6:24, MP3 15.68 Mb
Kareful, LOSTMANE, pale fortress - Sentinel (Original Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 115, 2:20, MP3 5.79 Mb
Kareful, LOSTMANE, pale fortress - Sentinel (slowed) / Key F#m, BPM 101, 2:39, MP3 6.54 Mb
Kareful, LOSTMANE, pale fortress - Sentinel (sped up) / Key Bbm, BPM 126, 2:07, MP3 5.28 Mb
Karin, Drop The Cheese, DJJINA - BUM BUM BUM (Extended Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 130, 3:38, MP3 9.06 Mb
Karin, Drop The Cheese, DJJINA - BUM BUM BUM (Original Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 130, 2:37, MP3 6.63 Mb
Kathy Brown, Bimbo Jones - Dance (The Future Collective Remix Extended) / Key Dbm, BPM 125, 4:21, MP3 10.70 Mb
Kathy Brown, Bimbo Jones - Dance (The Future Collective Remix) / Key Dbm, BPM 125, 2:39, MP3 6.63 Mb
Kaybee, Joey SLVR - Fallen Angels (Extended Mix) / Key Cm, BPM 124, 5:48, MP3 14.05 Mb
Kaydell - Dia y Noche (Original Mix) / Key Ebm, BPM 128, 2:41, MP3 6.57 Mb
KeTrab - Acid Domination. (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 150, 6:50, MP3 16.95 Mb
KeTrab - Arsonists ! (Original Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 150, 7:02, MP3 17.46 Mb
KeTrab - Back to Acid (Original Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 150, 6:50, MP3 16.95 Mb
Kemyo - Miks Am (Original Mix) / Key Bbm, BPM 137, 5:07, MP3 12.65 Mb
Ken Silver - Dreams (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 130, 3:21, MP3 8.18 Mb
Kev Wright - The Molecule (Beat Laundry Remix) / Key C, BPM 115, 5:43, MP3 13.83 Mb
Kev Wright - The Molecule (KPAXX Remix) / Key Fm, BPM 123, 6:42, MP3 16.17 Mb
Kev Wright - The Molecule (Original Mix) / Key Cm, BPM 123, 6:54, MP3 16.66 Mb
Kevin Yost - I1 (Yost's Extended Rework) / Key Dm, BPM 124, 9:59, MP3 24.00 Mb
Kevin Yost - T2 (Card Remix Version) / Key Dm, BPM 122, 9:02, MP3 21.75 Mb
Kholiqov - Who You Are (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 105, 2:49, MP3 6.92 Mb
Kidd Evil - Pa Bajo (Original Mix) / Key Fm, BPM 128, 4:04, MP3 10.05 Mb
Kidd Island - Takes Over (Original Mix) / Key Fm, BPM 126, 3:52, MP3 9.62 Mb
Kiesse - Lock Me Free (Extended Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 123, 5:18, MP3 13.04 Mb
Kikko Esse - 4Pm (Original Mix) / Key Cm, BPM 125, 6:10, MP3 15.15 Mb
Kikko Esse - Deep Mind (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 125, 6:43, MP3 16.46 Mb
Kikko Esse - Make It (Original Mix) / Key Fm, BPM 123, 6:22, MP3 15.64 Mb
Kikko Esse - Take It Easy (Original Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 125, 5:58, MP3 14.67 Mb
Kiko, Etienne De Crecy - Superdata (Original Mix) / Key Fm, BPM 124, 6:01, MP3 14.61 Mb
Kiming Dollo - Gorgon town (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 124, 1:54, MP3 4.95 Mb
King G - Glory (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 116, 6:05, MP3 14.85 Mb
King G - Go On (Original Mix) / Key Cm, BPM 115, 5:26, MP3 13.30 Mb
King G, X-Soul RSA - Teamwork feat. X-Soul RSA (Original Mix) / Key F#m, BPM 116, 6:56, MP3 16.89 Mb
Kirill Dark - Hold Me (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 124, 2:41, MP3 6.53 Mb
Kito Jempere - Love Myself But I Can't Make It Love (Album Version) / Key Abm, BPM 159, 1:58, MP3 5.04 Mb
Kito Jempere - Love Myself But I Can't Make It Love (School Band Version) / Key Abm, BPM 159, 1:32, MP3 4.00 Mb
Klaudia Gawlas - Dark Space (Original Mix) / Key Em, BPM 146, 6:12, MP3 14.99 Mb
KllangBunker - Rescurrection (Original Mix) / Key Ebm, BPM 140, 6:00, MP3 14.44 Mb
KllangBunker - Trap (Original Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 142, 5:28, MP3 13.17 Mb
Knox - Too Strong (Instrumental) / Key Em, BPM 124, 7:04, MP3 17.21 Mb
Knox - Too Strong (Original) / Key F#m, BPM 124, 7:04, MP3 17.21 Mb
Kora, Stang - Wasting Time (DCVCV Extended Mix) / Key Bm, BPM 128, 4:51, MP3 11.93 Mb
Korsakow - Here Comes the Sun (Original Mix) / Key Bbm, BPM 127, 7:08, MP3 17.35 Mb
Korsakow - Soul Brother (Original Mix) / Key F#m, BPM 121, 5:41, MP3 13.87 Mb
Krespo - Party (Extended Mix) / Key Ebm, BPM 127, 5:19, MP3 12.93 Mb
Krespo - Power (Extended Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 124, 5:12, MP3 12.62 Mb
Kriss Bergasa - Dale Con Perreo (Extended Mix) / Key Bm, BPM 128, 5:18, MP3 12.88 Mb
Krizman Toni - Late Night (Original Mix) / Key Ebm, BPM 130, 5:44, MP3 13.98 Mb
Kuss - Stay Like This (Original Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 141, 4:38, MP3 11.38 Mb
L/F/D/M - Chalet (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 135, 4:02, MP3 9.91 Mb
L/F/D/M - China Town (Original Mix) / Key C, BPM 139, 5:59, MP3 14.60 Mb
L/F/D/M - Push (Original Mix) / Key F#m, BPM 126, 4:57, MP3 12.12 Mb
L/F/D/M - Scaredy Cat (Original Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 137, 5:29, MP3 13.41 Mb
LLLIT - Sampler Dub (Lamebot Remix) / Key Gm, BPM 126, 3:55, MP3 10.02 Mb
LUĐØ - Planeta Morado (Original Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 135, 6:01, MP3 14.71 Mb
Lad - Ron Ron (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 138, 6:25, MP3 15.75 Mb
Lamyadon - Bantayan (Original Mix) / Key Em, BPM 110, 4:27, MP3 10.97 Mb
Larry Ababio - Kinda Loving (Extended Mix) / Key Bbm, BPM 128, 6:02, MP3 14.66 Mb
Laureano Sánchez, Alex Lyng - Cerca Del Mar ft. Dani Barranco ((Canarias)) / Key Cm, BPM 140, 3:05, MP3 7.53 Mb
Laurent Simeca - Feel Good (Original Mix) / Key Ebm, BPM 130, 4:57, MP3 12.00 Mb
Laurent Simeca - Feel Good (Radio-Edit) / Key Ebm, BPM 130, 2:55, MP3 7.13 Mb
Lausen - Acid Inhaler (Original Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 133, 4:47, MP3 11.52 Mb
Lausen - Creeper (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 133, 5:28, MP3 13.17 Mb
Lausen - Dry Ray (Original Mix) / Key Bm, BPM 127, 5:14, MP3 12.60 Mb
Lausen - Get In (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 135, 5:59, MP3 14.40 Mb
Lausen - Orange (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 84, 4:59, MP3 11.98 Mb
Lausen - Silver & Black (Original Mix) / Key A, BPM 134, 6:03, MP3 14.54 Mb
Lausen - Slot (Original Mix) / Key Bbm, BPM 137, 5:54, MP3 14.20 Mb
Lausen - Vaporized (Original Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 132, 6:09, MP3 14.78 Mb
Leffingwell - Plastique (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 128, 5:38, MP3 13.82 Mb
Lefrenk - New Groove (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 136, 5:55, MP3 14.45 Mb
Lefrenk - Profundo (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 137, 5:28, MP3 13.34 Mb
Lefrenk - Swing (Original Mix) / Key Bbm, BPM 136, 4:53, MP3 11.94 Mb
Lefrenk - Tesis (Original Mix) / Key Em, BPM 136, 5:13, MP3 12.74 Mb
Lenn Wated - Pim Pam (Arnau Ariza Extended Remix) / Key Am, BPM 129, 5:27, MP3 13.44 Mb
Lenn Wated - Pim Pam (Arnau Ariza Remix) / Key F#m, BPM 129, 2:59, MP3 7.49 Mb
Lenn Wated - Pim Pam (J.Moral Extended Remix) / Key Fm, BPM 126, 4:19, MP3 10.71 Mb
Lenn Wated - Pim Pam (J.Moral Remix) / Key Fm, BPM 126, 3:24, MP3 8.52 Mb
Lenn Wated - Pim Pam (Jaidek Extended Remix) / Key Bbm, BPM 125, 5:11, MP3 12.79 Mb
Lenn Wated - Pim Pam (Jaidek Remix) / Key Fm, BPM 125, 3:04, MP3 7.72 Mb
Levii, Joseph Feinstein - Let You Go (Extended Mix) / Key Bm, BPM 122, 4:12, MP3 10.48 Mb
Levii, Joseph Feinstein - Let You Go (Original Mix) / Key Bm, BPM 122, 3:14, MP3 8.15 Mb
Lewinsky, EIIVI - Move It (Extended Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 127, 3:52, MP3 9.52 Mb
Lewinsky, EIIVI - Move It (Radio Edit) / Key Gm, BPM 127, 3:23, MP3 8.37 Mb
Linear System - Blue Magic (Original Mix) / Key Bbm, BPM 144, 5:53, MP3 14.27 Mb
Lisi & Bill - Haunted By Love (Original Mix) / Key Cm, BPM 120, 6:45, MP3 16.52 Mb
Lisi & Bill - Never Enough (Original Mix) / Key Em, BPM 121, 5:50, MP3 14.35 Mb
Liu, Alex O'Clock - Bad Boys (Extended Mix) / Key Bbm, BPM 128, 5:15, MP3 12.85 Mb
Liz Van Gretsch - Burn This City (Original Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 95, 3:55, MP3 9.54 Mb
Lo Fi Jack - Grooves (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 86, 2:40, MP3 6.66 Mb
Locasena - Can't Stop (Original Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 134, 5:37, MP3 13.59 Mb
Logo alloy, Zam T - What I Gota Do Boy (Original Mix) / Key Em, BPM 120, 6:02, MP3 14.60 Mb
Lois (fr) - Fire (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 129, 5:55, MP3 14.44 Mb
Loopover - Hant (Original Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 140, 4:54, MP3 11.78 Mb
Lorenzo Chi - Under Deep (Original) / Key Fm, BPM 123, 4:49, MP3 11.79 Mb
Lorenzo Chi - Under Deep (WhoisBriantech House Of Bx Dub) / Key Gm, BPM 125, 7:12, MP3 17.51 Mb
Lorenzo Oppo - Schranz (Original Mix) / Key Bbm, BPM 82, 4:42, MP3 11.58 Mb
Lost In Bass - I'm Here (Original Mix) / Key F#m, BPM 140, 5:30, MP3 13.45 Mb
Louis Millne - W.Y.G.D (Original Mix) / Key F#m, BPM 128, 6:45, MP3 16.56 Mb
Low Detail - shadowsintheforest (Original Mix) / Key Cm, BPM 119, 1:38, MP3 4.74 Mb
Luca La Rocca, Ivision - Nobody Stranger (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 140, 5:32, MP3 13.39 Mb
Luca Maniaci - Evanesco (Original Mix) / Key C, BPM 140, 5:36, MP3 13.56 Mb
Luca May - Orizon (Trance Progressive) / Key Fm, BPM 138, 5:00, MP3 12.21 Mb
Lucalag - Night Shift (Original Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 124, 5:49, MP3 14.37 Mb
Lucalag - Northern Lights (Original Mix) / Key Cm, BPM 124, 5:49, MP3 14.37 Mb
Lucianno Villarreal - Lo fi pattern (Original Mix) / Key Dbm, BPM 123, 6:46, MP3 16.40 Mb
Ludwig Berger - leeching off the glow-work of organ rooms (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 140, 3:13, MP3 7.84 Mb
Ludwig Berger - like aurochs who fraternized with syntax of the riverbed (Original Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 148, 2:48, MP3 6.83 Mb
Luigi Di Buono - Las Mujeres (Original Mix) / Key Dbm, BPM 128, 4:45, MP3 11.72 Mb
Luis Baro - Sintilate (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 128, 6:46, MP3 16.50 Mb
Luis Miranda - Awamba (Original Mix) / Key Dbm, BPM 139, 4:40, MP3 11.36 Mb
Luis Miranda - Sincopada (Bruce Zalcer Remix) / Key Am, BPM 140, 4:19, MP3 10.54 Mb
Luis Miranda - Sincopada (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 140, 5:39, MP3 13.75 Mb
Luis Miranda - Termination (Original Mix) / Key Cm, BPM 138, 5:34, MP3 13.53 Mb
Lukas Stern - Check my Groove (Original Mix) / Key Dbm, BPM 148, 5:04, MP3 12.52 Mb
Lumonde - Feel Alive (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 142, 8:04, MP3 19.67 Mb
Lumonde - Forever United (Original Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 142, 6:51, MP3 16.76 Mb
Lysergic - Reconexion (Original Mix) / Key F#m, BPM 126, 7:02, MP3 17.30 Mb
M Wagner - Marcy Av (Original Mix) / Key Cm, BPM 126, 4:42, MP3 11.58 Mb
M Wagner - Never Gone (Original Mix) / Key A, BPM 132, 4:46, MP3 11.74 Mb
M Wagner - Rome Generator (Original Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 96, 2:31, MP3 6.35 Mb
M!KE V - There For You (Original Mix) / Key C, BPM 124, 3:00, MP3 7.55 Mb
M. Vaughan - Cold Read (Original Mix) / Key Bm, BPM 106, 4:39, MP3 11.35 Mb
M87 - Dream (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 143, 5:53, MP3 14.26 Mb
MAINCREED - Falling. (Loved & Held) (Original Mix) / Key Db, BPM 135, 2:55, MP3 7.44 Mb
MAINCREED - Inner Peace. (Satisfied & Fulfillment) (Original Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 130, 3:11, MP3 8.09 Mb
MAINCREED - Offline. (Thankful & Be Present) (Original Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 132, 3:25, MP3 8.66 Mb
MAINCREED - Summer. (Hope & Bright Future) (Original Mix) / Key F#, BPM 155, 3:36, MP3 9.10 Mb
MAINCREED - Toxic Habits. (Performance & Expectations) (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 132, 3:46, MP3 9.50 Mb
MAINCREED, YUILA - Hopeless. (Vulnerable & God) feat. YUILA (Original Mix) / Key Bm, BPM 126, 3:57, MP3 9.96 Mb
MARK HAMILTON - Acid on My Drinks (Ademir Remix) / Key Em, BPM 138, 10:16, MP3 25.07 Mb
MARK HAMILTON - Acid on My Drinks (DJ Deep Noise Remix) / Key Bm, BPM 138, 5:48, MP3 14.36 Mb
MARK HAMILTON - Acid on My Drinks (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 150, 3:44, MP3 9.41 Mb
MORVN, Jimmy Moon, Alure - Got No Love (Extended Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 126, 3:03, MP3 7.66 Mb
MVCA, Avi Snow, maybealice - Open Waters (Original Mix) / Key Em, BPM 120, 2:52, MP3 7.22 Mb
Maf3sto Musique - Umber (Original Mix) / Key Bm, BPM 113, 8:17, MP3 20.34 Mb
Mahe Schulz, Hombres Buenos Hacen Deep - Salvation (Edit Mix) / Key Bm, BPM 126, 2:06, MP3 5.39 Mb
Mahe Schulz, The Watermelon Summer Crew - Sunshine People (Edit Mix) / Key Em, BPM 122, 2:09, MP3 5.54 Mb
Mairos, DJ FISH (Official) - Detroit Memory (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 120, 5:57, MP3 14.45 Mb
Majed Salih - Morssk (Original Mix) / Key F, BPM 119, 5:42, MP3 13.70 Mb
Malyne, Lewii, Luminatix - Nothing Left (Original Mix) / Key Fm, BPM 142, 5:05, MP3 12.43 Mb
Mandabrat - Angels Cry Too (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 120, 5:28, MP3 13.27 Mb
Manu Soto - Somalie (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 125, 6:35, MP3 16.01 Mb
Mao Al - Deconstruction (Original Mix) / Key Em, BPM 140, 5:48, MP3 14.19 Mb
Marc Brauner - Margarita (Original Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 124, 6:15, MP3 15.03 Mb
Marcello Perri - Drug Addict (Original Mix) / Key Ebm, BPM 129, 7:27, MP3 18.42 Mb
Marco Bailey - Full Steam (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 131, 5:10, MP3 12.65 Mb
Marco Herzing - Gallus (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 139, 5:32, MP3 13.60 Mb
Marco Herzing - Prince Chelios (Original Mix) / Key Dbm, BPM 136, 6:07, MP3 15.02 Mb
Marco Wellisch - Bammbule (Original Mix) / Key Cm, BPM 127, 8:08, MP3 19.74 Mb
Marco Wellisch - Down to His Knees (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 125, 7:35, MP3 18.44 Mb
Marco Wellisch - Fine Tune (Original Mix) / Key Cm, BPM 124, 6:31, MP3 15.88 Mb
Marco Wellisch - StundenTräumer (Original Mix) / Key Cm, BPM 120, 8:56, MP3 21.68 Mb
Marcus Code - I Feel The Sunlight (Original Mix) / Key Ebm, BPM 126, 6:08, MP3 14.98 Mb
Marcus Soulbynight - Deep Faith (Original Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 124, 5:56, MP3 14.35 Mb
Mareke - I Waked for Love (Original Mix) / Key Cm, BPM 128, 5:16, MP3 13.00 Mb
Mariline - Tu Cuerpo (Extended Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 125, 4:37, MP3 11.38 Mb
Mariline - Tu Cuerpo (Original Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 125, 2:23, MP3 6.03 Mb
Marina George - BPD (Original Mix) / Key Bbm, BPM 140, 8:58, MP3 21.66 Mb
Mario Conte - Naikeland (Original Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 120, 7:32, MP3 18.18 Mb
Mario Conte, Fabio Spzz - Cubalibre (Original Mix) / Key Cm, BPM 125, 8:19, MP3 20.06 Mb
Mario Tapon - Body Grooving (Original Mix) / Key Em, BPM 124, 6:16, MP3 15.32 Mb
Mario Tapon - Keep Moving (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 124, 6:12, MP3 15.16 Mb
Mark Dekoda, Droplex - Seductive (Original Mix) / Key A, BPM 136, 5:39, MP3 13.72 Mb
Mark Pharrow - Boogity Bump (Extended Mix) / Key Em, BPM 126, 3:59, MP3 9.72 Mb
Mark Pharrow - Boogity Bump (Radio Edit) / Key Em, BPM 126, 2:59, MP3 7.34 Mb
Marlldexx - Voodoo Drums (Original Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 126, 5:24, MP3 13.19 Mb
Martin Ikin - Hustlin' (Extended Mix) / Key F#m, BPM 129, 4:49, MP3 11.66 Mb
Martin Yorston - Crazy (Original Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 132, 6:22, MP3 15.57 Mb
Martin and Morales - Wet (Original Mix) / Key Bm, BPM 128, 7:38, MP3 18.60 Mb
Marzziano - MUSIC IS THE KEY (Original Mix) / Key Bm, BPM 128, 6:06, MP3 15.07 Mb
Massa - Inner Depths (Original Mix) / Key Bbm, BPM 169, 6:33, MP3 16.01 Mb
Massa - Miracle Worker (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 127, 6:48, MP3 16.62 Mb
Massa - The Seed (Original Mix) / Key Bbm, BPM 127, 6:12, MP3 15.18 Mb
Mastik Groove - Eternal (Original Mix) / Key Em, BPM 135, 5:49, MP3 14.11 Mb
Morris DJ, Ferreck Dam - Impetus feat. Morris DJ (Original Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 128, 4:04, MP3 9.80 Mb
Morris DJ, Ferreck Dam - Impulsive Techno feat. Morris DJ (Original Mix) / Key Em, BPM 127, 5:23, MP3 12.98 Mb
Morris DJ, Ferreck Dam - Metamorhic feat. Morris DJ (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 127, 5:46, MP3 13.90 Mb
Moses (IN) - Made To Rave (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 145, 5:01, MP3 12.07 Mb
Mosfamous - Feeling B (Original Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 132, 6:35, MP3 15.97 Mb
Mosfamous - Galactica (Original Mix) / Key F#m, BPM 128, 7:36, MP3 18.42 Mb
Mossed - Side A (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 138, 5:43, MP3 14.09 Mb
Mossed - Side B (Original Mix) / Key Bm, BPM 137, 5:44, MP3 14.13 Mb
Mossed - Side C (Original Mix) / Key Em, BPM 136, 6:20, MP3 15.56 Mb
Mossed - Side D (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 141, 6:23, MP3 15.70 Mb
Mossed - Side E (Original Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 137, 6:07, MP3 15.08 Mb
Mossed - Side F (Original Mix) / Key Fm, BPM 140, 5:34, MP3 13.75 Mb
Mr. Nunez - Morena (Original Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 127, 6:07, MP3 14.87 Mb
Mr. Nunez - The Warning (Extended Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 126, 6:06, MP3 15.14 Mb
Mr. Nunez - Toma (Extended Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 130, 5:55, MP3 14.72 Mb
MusicbyAden - Yore (Original Mix) / Key B, BPM 120, 3:44, MP3 9.20 Mb
NERGY - Move Your Feet (Extended Mix) / Key Dbm, BPM 126, 3:37, MP3 9.13 Mb
NMN - Haptico (Original Mix) / Key Bm, BPM 138, 5:49, MP3 14.22 Mb
NMN - Haptico (The Fabric Of Reality Remix) / Key Gm, BPM 135, 5:22, MP3 13.13 Mb
NMN - Ocularcentrismo (Original Mix) / Key Fm, BPM 134, 6:00, MP3 14.65 Mb
NMN - Retina (Original Mix) / Key Ebm, BPM 133, 6:05, MP3 14.85 Mb
Nachtwaker - Selfhelp (Original Mix) / Key Ebm, BPM 128, 6:11, MP3 14.98 Mb
Naems, Koriz - Inside Your Mind (Extended Mix) / Key Ebm, BPM 140, 2:47, MP3 7.51 Mb
Nalestar, Agezzi, Nick Palm - Old Friends (Original Mix) / Key Bbm, BPM 122, 3:03, MP3 7.44 Mb
Namhar - A Moment Of Chaos (Original Mix) / Key Fm, BPM 145, 5:45, MP3 13.82 Mb
Napsoul - Nobody Knows (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 115, 6:09, MP3 14.92 Mb
Nastro - Hit The Club (Original Mix) / Key Dm, BPM 136, 6:07, MP3 14.78 Mb
Nastro - On Fire (Original Mix) / Key Gm, BPM 137, 5:29, MP3 13.27 Mb
Natalie Greffel, musclecars - Ha Ya! (Eternal Life) (Original Mix) / Key Am, BPM 116, 7:40, MP3 18.69 Mb
Nathan Barato, Gettoblaster - The Move (feat. Tony Duke) (Original Mix) / Key F, BPM 129, 5:31, MP3 13.44 Mb
Nausica, Danny Rhys, Gloria IT - La Flaca feat. Gloria IT (Extended Mix) / Key Am, BPM 128, 5:18, MP3 13.17 Mb
Nautica, LVGA - See Me Fly (Club Mix) / Key Am, BPM 125, 3:55, MP3 10.02 Mb
Ned Bennett - Big Band Accelerator (Original Mix) / Key Dbm, BPM 144, 5:29, MP3 13.40 Mb
Neil Landstrumm - Hybrd (Original Mix) / Key Abm, BPM 138, 6:07, MP3 14.73 Mb
Neil Landstrumm - Techno For Tash (Original Mix) / Key Ebm, BPM 134, 5:49, MP3 14.01 Mb
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2024.05.19 19:27 Zebra-Kick This is my everyday vitamin regimen... After all the trial and errors.... Some might say this is too expensive but at the end of the day it's about what you like and what price your willing to pay to stay healthy. I usually use vitamin code for men by garden of Life but since they're out I grabbed..

The garden of Life organics men's once daily. Surprisingly it has a pleasant smell to it too.
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2024.05.19 18:59 CummyBot1001 Don Quixote: Messenger of the Index (LoR Spoilers)

Don Quixote: Messenger of the Index (LoR Spoilers)
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Credit to u/No-Bag-818 for the initial idea: Yan ID idea
My version of Don Vismok owes its existence to their boredom ramblings, so read the post first, if you'd rather. Personal notes about character choice can also be found below.
Gameplay
This design of Don Vismok revolves around mostly SP management. Being a negative coin ID, the ID's base power value is naturally high, so I tried not to go overboard with the Rupture count application (though must still be plenty enough for a Rupture team to benefit from it).
Starting at 0 SP, Don's 얀샋ㄷㅇ애ㅜ (Distorted Don) passive will drain her SP to the comfortable clashing range in 1-2 turns, or you can use Will of the City to help expedite the process. This essentially eliminates the factor of RNG in coin rolling, allowing for early heavy offense on Don's part. However, as 얀샋ㄷㅇ애ㅜ will constantly drain her SP at a nasty rate of 10 per turn (the same amount of minimum SP gained from winning a clash), she must keep on clashing to keep herself from distorting. Will of the City, every LoR player's favorite child, also restores a bit of SP to keep you from distorting, and Sword of Volition heals a small 5 SP on kill.
This means that Don Vismok shall not distort if her clashing is managed carefully. Reckless, unopposed offense, however, brings forth doom. Introducing everyone's favorite magic trick:
Distorted Blade
A 7-attack weight Mass Attack EGO level skill that replaces EGO corrosion. It triggers the Rupture equivalent of Sinking Deluge and, assuming your Rupture team has decent Rupture applications, wipes the floor with any non-boss mooks just like in LoR, but it comes with a heavy disincentive: the 7-attack weight means it can, and sometimes will, target your entire team. Following the suggestion of the original post by u/No-Bag-818, I put a temporary Max HP reduction to allies that are unfortunately staggered by the funny guillotine. It is not permanent to not discourage players in case they accidentally fail to manage SP properly, but the second time this happens should be more than a sufficient warning to any incompetent (or newbie) manager.
The defense skill is straightforward enough, resting/defending for a turn to gain a power boost next Scene.
Yan Vismok is also one of the best support units in LoR, restoring Light, drawing pages, and buffing dice rolls. Without Light and cards, I turn to Limbus' EGO resources. Will of the City, my beloved, gives you a free EGO resource with the only condition that it lands a hit. Don Vismok's other two passives also give 1 to 2 EGO resources with a hefty increased damage bonus. So while on-field Don is Rupture-focus, off-field she should be versatile and able to fit any team, just like the all-rounder Yan.
Character Design
So, why Don? Why not Sinclair to be honest Sinclair fits Yan to a Tee but he already got like Philip and I ain't wanna play with him no more, why not Mister Salt, why not anyone else but the gremlin Don? Allow me to share an EGO analysis of Don on Twitter (courtesy of u/necronatural).
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It's a bit far-fetched but bear with me. A man/woman enamored with the idea of justice (rebelling against the Index/dreaming of becoming the ideal fixer) but breaks down and becomes the exact opposite of their ideals (becoming a Distortion working for the Index/performing violent acts in the name of justice, but only causing harm and deaths). It would also be extremely relevant for the quixotic, idealistic Don to distort after having her ideal completely shattered, aye? Canto 7, anyone?
The sin affinities of Yan would most definitely be Gloom, Sloth, and Wrath, though since the ID would have to contain 1 sin of LCB Don, I go with Envy to replace Wrath. Other skills and sin affinities are a bit of a mix-and-match, except for Distorted Blade, Yan's signature move, which I believe should always be Sloth. Yan after succumbing to the City's will essentially has no free will left, leaving his fate to be destined by pieces of paper, portraying his submission to a higher force/unwillingness to get back to his path.
Anyway, tell me if I cooked. Thank you all for reading.
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2024.05.18 09:21 Powermetalbunny A Gift From The Void

The new gift-specific dialogue from the 1.6 update has me absolutely tickled pink! This one especially… I also haven’t practiced my creative writing in a while, and I decided it needed to happen sooner rather than later, so here, have a short story! Sorry if it's boring… I’m a little rusty!
“A Gift From The Void”
It was only yesterday… No one was quite sure where it had come from. There had been a sinister cackling noise ringing through the night air and Abigail had mentioned seeing an unidentifiable shape soaring through the sky during her walk home from the cemetery. The townsfolk gossiped and speculated about what it could have been that evening, but by the next morning they still hadn’t come to any reasonable explanation. It was only yesterday, and yet the entire village seemed to have already put it out of their minds and moved on. The scandal and chatter following the “Anchovy Soup Incident” at the Summer Luau several years back had lasted far longer than this… Even now Sam was still getting sideways glances whenever he got within a 20 foot radius of the soup cauldron, but this just blows over in less than a day? The priorities of small town people were strange.
Things had gone back to that same semblance of backwater, middle-of-nowhere kind of normal, and now the night had become just the same as any other Friday evening. Sebastian was playing a round of billiards with Sam, and while Sam was preoccupied with lining up the cue with his intended target ball, the farmer strolled into the saloon and up to the bar. Heads turned and raised to the newcomer for a moment before returning to whatever it was that had been previously holding their attention. Sebastian caught the sudden flourish of movement out of his periphery, but didn’t pay it much mind. The farmer ordered a coffee and a plate of the night’s special, and struck up a conversation with Gus about a peculiar egg that had materialized in their coop seemingly out of nowhere the night before. Apparently they’d decided to tuck it away into the incubator and wait to see what… if anything hatched from it.
Sebastian had never really been one to eavesdrop, but the wait for Sam to make his move was becoming boring, and sometimes the stories that passed around the saloon on Friday evenings got interesting depending on who all was involved. The story didn’t really go too far into detail. The farmer poked at their food until it had cooled enough to not scald the inside of their mouth, then they took a few bites before bringing up the events of the previous evening. What first started off as a funny story seemed to turn into some deep discussion with Gus about the mysteries of life. Eventually, Willy and Elliott were caught up in the mirth and it turned into a medley of strange tales from faraway lands and once-upon-a-times. Obviously exaggerated sightings of fearsome creatures on a midnight stormy sea, legends of colossal white whales, references to works written by masters of the mystery genre, as well as some from a trashy neo-noir novel or two that had probably been picked up from a bookstore clearance shelf.
Willy stroked his beard and mused about some daring battle between himself and a fish of questionable proportions that seemed to grow larger each time he told the story. Sebastian had heard this one before. The fight over the line had gone on for over an hour before the shadow of the fish rose near to the surface, and just before Willy could land the monster of a catch, it dove below again, taking the whole fishing rod overboard and nearly Willy himself with it.
Elliott gulped down the last few swigs of ale in his tankard, slapped the farmer firmly on the back, snorted and chuckled in an ungraceful yet jolly display that only ever crept out of him when he’d had a bit too much to drink.
“That fish becomes more miraculous each time he talks about it!” Elliott shook his head and smiled as he leaned almost a little too far forward. There was a slight sway to his posture and he tried to straighten his body back in line with the barstool. “To life, and her many little silly tricks of fate, my friends!” he declared. He raised the empty mug, and with his free hand, delicately tucked a few strands of stray hair behind his ear with the tips of his fingers. He rested his elbow back on the bar before he could lose his balance and sighed contently. Elliott’s cheeks were practically glowing red at this point and it was a wonder that he wasn’t slurring his words yet.
“Aye, you’ve all heard my fish story haven’t ye?” Willy chuckled. “How ‘bout the one about the Baba Yaga?” the farmer’s head tilted and they gazed curiously at the fisherman. Willy rested his foot on the crossbar of the barstool, lifted the rim of his hat out of his line of sight, and leaned into the counter. “Some know ‘er as the cannibal witch… others say she’s just a misunderstood haggard ol’ woman who lives alone out in woods or marshes. It’s said she lives a rickety old house that stands on chicken feet, and she likes to lure weary travelers into ‘er home, only to gobble ‘em up once they let their guard down. Apparently she’s especially fond of the taste of children…” He laughed in a hoarse tone and made strange spider-like gestures with his calloused hands as if he were telling campfire stories to a group of kids. The farmer’s nose wrinkled at the outlandish notion of some feral old woman devouring toddlers, and Willy laughed heartily at their reaction. “I think that last part the parents like to add into the story to frighten the little ones. It keeps ‘em from wondering into the forests and swamps alone at night.”
Sebastian rolled his eyes and glanced back to the pool table. He watched the cue ball clack into the twelve before the twelve bounced off the barriers in the corner of the table and rolled slowly to a stop on the felt surface without pocketing. Sam huffed and stood back upright.
“You really aren’t very good at this, are you?” Seb chimed as he returned his full attention to the game at hand. Sam grinned and laughed.
“Nope!”
“Watch and learn….” Sebastian took aim at the cue ball, and after a single firm strike, drove it into the tiny gap between the two and seven. The cue stopped hard, but the two and seven sped to the opposite corners of the foot of the table, each dropping into one of the corner pockets simultaneously. Sam scoffed and paced about the pool room, but looked back over his shoulder just in time to catch Sebastian with a triumphantly cheeky grin on his face. Sam clicked his tongue and lightly thumped the base of his cue stick into the floorboards.
“Show-off…” he mumbled.
Elliott lifted the rim of the empty vessel to his lips, then chuckled again as he noticed the absence of ale and gestured it in Gus’ direction.
“Good sir, my glass is empty and…. I’m a writer!”
“Maybe you should stop for tonight…” the farmer interjected. “You won’t be sober enough to start your next chapter in the morning!” Elliott rolled his eyes and leaned against the bar counter. He tried to give one of his best theatrically exasperated sighs, but when the exhale turned into a case of the hiccups, they knew he was down for the count. He smiled defiantly and tried his best to look dignified through the sudden spasms in his diaphragm and soused thousand yard stare.
“I-am fiiine… ne’re betta’…”
“…..Aaaand, there he goes…” Leah giggled from the end of the bar counter. “It’s like dropping a ton of bricks on a peach.”
“I oughtta’ help the ol’ scallywag home, I s’pose!” Willy groaned as he stood from the bar stool. He smiled as he hoisted one of Elliott’s arms over his shoulders and stood him up from the bar stool. “C’mon you menace… Let’s get ya home before you make a fool of yourself in front of all the lassies!” he chuckled. Sam took a moment to appreciate the situation at the bar counter. He shook his head and laughed, then took another shot at the 12 and missed horribly yet again.
“Easy does it there!” Emily cooed as she cleared away the empty tankard. “Try not to drop him too hard!” Elliott wobbled towards the door as Willy struggled to keep him upright, and just before they stepped out into the lukewarm summer evening, the farmer waved one last farewell and called out to the well marinated dandy-man as he staggered away.
“Nighty-night! Sleep tight, Rapunzel!” they chirped. Elliot responded to the joke by blowing an overly exaggerated kiss over his shoulder and daintily waiving his fingertips at the company in the saloon, then he nearly tripped over himself as he turned back to the path home. A couple of snorts, giggles and guffaws rose up over the music and chatter in the saloon and quickly melted back into the white noise once the moment passed.
Seb looked Sam in the eyes with a determined glare and smirked.
“Eight in the corner pocket….” Seb didn’t have a clear shot, but leaned over the table, reared back the stick and spiked it into the cue ball. It ricocheted from the bumper, side-swiped the eight, and put just enough force into the edge to cause it to spin sideways into the pocket he’d called. Sam laughed and scratched at the back of his head.
“Awwww, man…” he groaned. “You got me again!” Sam leaned against his cue stick and looked over the table before his eyes lit up in anticipation. “How about a best three out of five?” Abigail giggled at Sam’s request as she stretched and leaned back into the sofa.
“Give it up, blondie! He cooks your goose at this game EVERY single time…. You’re doomed.” She teased. “It’s getting late anyways…”

It had been almost a month since the odd shape had been spotted flying over town at this point. Seb and Abby had talked in depth about it, and though most of the other townsfolk had come to the conclusion that it had merely been some sort of exotic bird flying out toward the fern islands, Abby was positive she hadn’t been mistaken. In fact she was adamant that the form looked human. She hadn’t seen or heard any wings flapping and the “squawking” sounded more so like the laugh of an old woman than the cries of a bird. The figure seemed to levitate or hover effortlessly and without the use of any physical or mechanical assistance. It was slumped over as if it was curled up or sitting and just…. Floated away.
The long night spent coding and researching the relevant programing issues at the computer, had caused Sebastian to rise late. He was groggy, didn’t have much motivation to bother rolling out of bed, and it was almost noon at this point. He could hear the rain pattering against the roof of the house and the rumble of distant thunder. As lazy as he felt, a smoke sounded pretty good about now. The sound and sight of the ocean on rainy days also had a way of clearing his head and a little stroll would probably do him some good.
He didn’t pass anyone on the way out of the house. Robin was likely at her aerobics club, Maru, at work in the clinic, and who knew where Demetrius was… Out shoving dirt samples into test tubes, or measuring the volume and PH of the current rainfall? As long as he wasn’t dissecting frogs. Out of all of Sebastian’s childhood memories, that was the one that stuck in his head and haunted him. Back then, Maru had only just been born, and while Robin was busy keeping her entertained, fixing her bottle or changing diapers, Seb was wandering the house trying to find something to occupy his time. He’d wandered into his step-father’s study and there on the examination tray was a deceased frog pinned on it’s back, limbs splayed like Da Vinci’s “Vitruvian Man” with it’s belly sliced open. Sebastian had cried and pouted over that for several days and had given Demetrius the silent treatment for even days longer intermixed with spells of arm crossing, head turning and the occasional stuck out tongue and blown raspberry. He cringed at the thought even now.
The hinges creaked as he pushed the front door open and paused. The summer was starting to give way to autumn and the parched ground soaked up the rain and turned loose the pungent, almost overpowering scent of petrichor.
Sebastian flipped the hood of his pull-over around his head and tightened up the drawstrings. He took a moment to smell the aroma of wet grass and earth that drifted through the air and held the fragrance in his lungs as he closed the door behind him.
He began his slow, steady march toward the beach and lost count of his steps after he’d passed the old Community Center. He’d barely noticed the changing of terrain under his feet as he moved almost subconsciously toward the ocean. The raw, muddy dirt paths of the mountain, the crunch of rough stones and shuffle of old, dead pine needles that carpeted the ground… They’d transitioned into the grass and cobblestone of the town plaza at some point, but they all seemed to blend together into “just steps” after a while. His inner thoughts distracted him to the point where he barely paid attention to his surroundings until he felt his footfalls sinking and shifting underneath him, and he knew he’d hit sand. He heaved a deep sigh of the salt air and looked over the horizon as he paced toward the docks.
When the sky was this gray and muted, the color of the sea seemed to take on it’s own jewel-like quality and without the blue sky to draw attention away from it, the eyes of each breaking wave became a splendor to watch. They erupted into columns of aquamarine, sapphire and sodalite laced with the bright, almost pearlescent white of the sea foam before curling over, crashing into the tides and giving way to the next one.
Sebastian came to a stop at the furthest reaching section of the wood panels and straightened up his posture as he groped into his pockets for the pack of cigarettes he’d brought with him. He selected one from the box, tucked it between his teeth and plunged his fingers back into the pocket for his lighter. He curled his left hand in front of his face, to protect the fire from the wind, flicked open the lid and thumbed the igniter. The flint sparked into a flame as it spun and lit up the end of the cigarette to a smoldering red glow. He pulled in a breath and held it for a moment before letting it out and watching the smoke dance away in the wind. It still wasn’t quite as satisfying as that first breath of rain when he’d stepped out of the house. Another sigh escaped Seb’s lips as he stared back at the oncoming crests of seawater and his mind started to drift again.
He imagined the city lights blazing somewhere across the ocean like stars, and thought about starting over somewhere far away. Disappearing, and reappearing somewhere else like a shadow moving through fragments of darkness and light, somewhere where no one knew him. Just vanishing and leaving everything behind. His parents, his sister, his friends… the thought excited him for a moment, before giving way to an intense feeling of regret and sadness. Maybe even a little shame. Having everyone was frustrating, but would having none of them be better or worse? He’d never known anything else. The same friends he’d grown up with, the same smell of the changing seasons in the mountain air, the same four walls of his bedroom, the sound of his sister’s laugh, or the taste of his mother’s cooking… even the way his stepfather overreacted to the littlest things was something he'd grown used to. He took another long breath.
The waves lapped and pounded at the underside of the dock so loudly he couldn’t hear the patter of oncoming footfalls against the wood and he was caught unaware when a sudden presence made itself known.
“Hey.” The start was enough to make him tense up, and he almost tripped over his own feet. Seb whirled around and when he found himself face to face with the farmer, he relaxed again.
“You scared the absolute crap out of me…..” He said as he rolled his eyes. He flicked his thumb against the filter of the cigarette to knock away the ashes and looked over the docks. They were alone.
“Sorry….” There was an awkward moment of silence between the two of them before Sebastian tried to force conversation.
“What are you up to out here?” He asked. He wasn’t really interested in the answer, but felt obligated to return the acknowledgement of his presence. The farmer held up the rod that was firmly clasped in their right hand and gestured to the ocean.
“Fishing!” Seb raised an eyebrow and cocked his head at the response.
“In the rain?” he asked. His tone was almost dismissive. The farmer nodded.
“Willy said that there’s a number of fish that only come out when it’s raining, so I wanted to see what bites.” They began. “Some fish just like it better this way I guess.” There was another long pause. “…and you?”
“Hanging out…” Seb shrugged and adjusted the collar of his hoodie.
“In the rain?” The irony of the retort wasn’t lost on either of them though only the farmer seemed to find it amusing.
“Some people just like it better this way too…” Seb declared as he shifted his posture and crossed his arms over his chest. “I like to come out here where it’s quiet and have some alone time with my own thoughts.” There was a brief moment of guilt when Sebastian realized that he hadn’t actually ever bothered to ask the farmer’s name, but his introverted nature snubbed it out pretty quickly.
“Well, if you’re out here for some alone time, I won’t keep bothering you. I’ll go find a spot to fish and leave you to it.” At least they could take a hint. The farmer turned to leave and Sebastian suddenly regretted the entire conversation. Maybe he came off as cold and bristly? Either way, they hadn’t meant any harm. Just engaging in basic pleasantries. He found himself compelled to say something else just so the conversation wouldn’t end on such a sour note, then the thought of the flying figure and the appearance of the strange egg in the farmer’s coop a while back suddenly popped into his head.
“Wait….” Sebastian flicked away the spent cigarette and stamped it out with the toe of his shoe before he continued. The farmer turned back in his direction. “I was just curious… do you remember what happened a couple of weeks ago? The night that… thing… flew over Pelican Town?” The farmer’s eyes narrowed and they nodded slowly. “That was the night that strange egg just showed up in your chicken coop, right?” The farmer looked bewildered. Seb chuckled soundlessly when he realized that, for at least a moment, he was acting like the epitome of some small town country boy who was nosing into someone else’s business. The farmer was likely confused because they hadn’t spoken to Sebastian about it directly. How could he know about that? They didn’t have to ask before he preemptively put the question to rest. “I was in the saloon playing pool with Sam the night after it happened. I overheard you talking about it with Gus, Willy and uh- …Rapunzel.” He explained. A tiny snort escaped the farmer’s nose as they stifled a laugh and they nodded again.
“Right… I still don’t know where it came from.” They rested the handle of the fishing pole on the dock like a staff or walking stick and looked up at the sky as if they were contemplating something. “I don’t know if the egg had anything to do with the flying figure, or if it was just a coincidence… they did both appear on the same night.”
“Everyone in town says that the flying thing was probably just some weird bird heading toward the islands…” Seb droned. He shoved his hands into his pockets to sooth the chill in his fingers. “If that IS where the egg came from, then maybe it was just a bird…” The farmer briskly shook their head before they answered.
“No, I don’t think so.” They rested a hand on their hip, fidgeted with the line strung through the fishing rod and seemed to gaze off into the distance towards the island in question. “That wouldn’t make sense considering what hatched.” Sebastian’s head snapped upright to meet their gaze. Now this was getting interesting.
“It actually hatched?!” He piped as his eyes widened inquisitively. “What was it?”
“A chicken…. And those can’t fly long distances.” The farmer chortled as they watched Sebastian’s face droop back to some semblance of apathy. He looked mildly disappointed.
“Aww…. Well that’s kind of anticlimactic.” He groaned.
“Yeah, sorry it’s not more exciting than that…” There was a sudden gust of wind and both of them had to brace against the pelting of raindrops that came with it. “It is a pretty peculiar looking chicken, if that makes you feel any better.”
“Really?... How so?” He gazed back at them expectantly and waited for them to go into detail.
“The feathers are jet black and the comb and wattles have a bit of an odd shape to them. The eyes are also bright red, like an animal with albinism and they’re almost reflective in the dark too… like a cat’s eyes.” They paused and rested their hand over the lower half of their face as if they were taking a moment to recall more of the specifics to memory. “And there’s just something about the way it clucks.” They added. “It doesn’t really cluck like a normal hen, but it sounds more like… an echo of a cluck, I suppose.”
“What?....” Sebastian laughed as his expression shifted again. The description of the noise sounded completely ridiculous. Not a cluck, but an echo of a cluck? They may as well have likened it to a phantom voice or the cry of a specter. Something that eluded the range of sounds that most humans would ever have the chance or perception to experience. The farmer lifted their eyes back to Sebastian’s as if they’d suddenly remembered something else.
“She started laying eggs a couple of days ago. They look just like the one that appeared in the coop that night…” They let the fishing pole drop from their hand to the wood planking of the dock and slipped their arm out of the left strap of their backpack. “I actually have one with me if you want to see it….” They slid the other strap off of their shoulder and swung the bag around their right side, letting it come to a rest in front of them as they knelt down. Seb took a few steps closer and stooped to get a better look as they dug through the contents.
They gingerly grasped what looked like a tiny bundle wrapped in a kerchief and began to slowly peel away the corners of the fabric, exposing what was probably the most bizarre looking egg he’d ever seen in his life. It was black and somewhat glossy, unlike the calcified matte shells of most chicken eggs, and the surface seemed to be covered in tiny indents or fissures that exposed flecks of a bright, almost luminescent red underneath. The farmer held the egg out to Sebastian as they stood up straight and nodded, silently offering to let him hold it for a closer look. He gently cupped the egg in his hands, tucked his arms in close to his body and cradled it in his palms like a cautious child trying to hold a hamster. It was heavier than he’d expected it to be, and surprisingly warm.
The color reminded him of magma or hot coals. Something like the intense heat glowing through crackling obsidian after a volcanic eruption or a dying fire. He leaned his head even closer to the egg as he examined the texture of the shell, and his nose wrinkled a bit when he caught the scent. It was sulphurous, and almost earthy smelling, but not overpoweringly so.
“It’s not rotten, is it?” he asked as he gently turned the egg over in his hands.
“See, that’s the strange thing about it. It can’t be…. That egg was just laid this morning.” They explained. “All of the eggs that hen lays have that… little whiff of something burning to them.” The rain was starting to slow up a bit. The farmer thought for a moment and giggled at the notion of what they said next. “I’m not inclined to say that they’re edible either… at least, not to people, and I wouldn’t be keen on being the first one to test that.” Sebastian winced at the thought…and smell, and stifled a laugh.
“Me neither…” He smiled softly when the red speckled pattern caught his attention again. “It does look really cool though!”
He really did have a nice smile. It was kind of a shame that he didn’t let people see it more often. His eyes brightened, and his face looked softer and more approachable, yet also, inquisitive and curious. It was a look of fascination and wonder. Like a kid who’d just discovered dinosaurs and outer space for the first time, or someone who’d just felt their first taste of freedom and didn’t quite know what to do with it. An imaginative or inspired sort of expression.
“Since you like it so much, why don’t you hang onto it?” the farmer beamed.
“Can I?” Sebastian’s eyes lit up again and he gazed back at the farmer with a delighted look on his face.
“Sure! Hens lay eggs every day or so. There’ll be more before long!” they chimed. Sebastian chuckled as he curled his fingers about the egg and sheltered it from the rain.
“Thank you!” He gazed at it for a few moments more as the farmer hefted the rucksack back onto their shoulders and pulled the fishing rod from it’s resting place on the dock. “Hey, this might sound kind of stupid….” He began as he gazed back and forth between the farmer and his new prize… “But, do you think it’ll hatch if I put it under my pillow?” he laughed awkwardly at his own question when he realized how foolish it must have sounded, but was pleasantly surprised when the farmer’s response was more optimistic than he had expected.
“Umm, I don’t know… Maybe! It’s worth a try anyway, and stranger things have happened.”
“Only one way to find out I guess!” Sebastian said smiling in anticipation.
“Good luck! You’ll have to let me know what happens!” They scanned out over the tides as if looking for something before turning back to Sebastian. “I should hurry and find a spot to fish before the rain stops again, but it was really nice talking to you!”
“Yeah, you too!” Seb agreed. “I’ll see you later!” He distracted himself for a moment, making sure the egg was tucked away safe and warm in his hoodie pocket, when he suddenly realized something. “Hey, wait!...” he quickly turned back to where the farmer had been standing just a minute before, but by the time he’d remembered what he’d needed to ask, they’d already trotted too far out of earshot to be able to hear him. “Aw, man… I forgot to catch their name again.” He lamented. “I’ll have to remember to ask them next time… Next time for sure.”
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2024.05.18 00:53 Zestyclose-Debate858 Need 2 partners. Also looking for the best gift. Can offer 2 4 star stickers

Need 2 partners. Also looking for the best gift. Can offer 2 4 star stickers
Can add a 3 star as well
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2024.05.17 23:00 CompetitiveApexMod NA Pro Scrims - May 17, 2024

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2024.05.17 21:38 HFY_Inspired The Prophecy of the End - Chapter 25

Chapter 25 - The Job Offer
Previous Chapter
The massive shuttle rocketed through the atmosphere as Trix reached out to nudge the throttle down slightly. Josh was right, it wasn’t anything like flying an Aircar. At first it consisted of programming in the destination, desired speed, height, and letting the computer do all the work. When she expressed dissatisfaction at that, Ma’et had kicked the boys out of the cockpit and showed her how to access the manual flight stick. That was where things began to get fun.
And then when turning down the gravitic inertial compensation so she could FEEL the power of the shuttle pressing her back in her seat, feel the vibration of the wind against the shuttle as it roared through the skies, feel her body pulled to one side or the other as she sent it into a tight turn… that was when the world fell away entirely. The skies opened up in a vast vista before her.
Ma’et sat beside her, occasionally mentioning a tip or trick here. A small adjustment to make there. The shuttle had zero control surfaces, it handled like a brick - but it compensated for all of that with sheer, raw power. The power to smash through the sound barrier like it was made of paper. The power to soar effortlessly a few feet above the waves, or to rocket up into the stratosphere with ease. Gravity was a mere suggestion, one which Trix rejected entirely.
After a few minutes Ma’et went into the back to speak with the others. “I think our girl is completely hooked. She picked that up faster than anyone I’ve ever seen before.”
Josh walked over to Ji, handing him a small pill and a cup of water. While most of the crew was fine with the reduced inertial compensation and the feeling of actual motion that Trix was putting the shuttle through, Ji was the exception. He was definitely looking very green about the gills. “Guess we’re seeing thousands of years of flight instinct coming to the fore. That’s the best explanation I can come up with at least.”
“I was wondering about that.” Ma’et sat down next to the captain’s head and smacked the side of his head lightly. “Would a species that evolves from birds be naturals at flying? If she’s any indication the answer is ‘yes’.”
“I don’t know how universal it was. In the races there were some pretty decent pilots but you ask me, Trix outflew them all. S’why I’m thinking maybe she’d be a natural pilot.”
Josh glanced over at them. “I think she’s better than me. And I’ve been flying this thing for decades.”
Ma’et nodded. “She took to every bit of instruction we gave her like it was second nature. I don’t know if it’s because she descended from a flying species or what, but she’s a natural. If the rest of the planet has as many naturally skilled pilots as she is, then every captain this side of Mars will want to hire them on.”
“Well, that’s assuming we let her fly stick in the first place.” Min pointed out. “I think that first bit where we had her on autopilot actually made her mood WORSE.”
“Either way, I want to see whether or not she can take those flight skills and upgrade ‘em to zero-g.” Alex sat up and tapped the conference button on his breath mask and turned off the translator. “Crew meeting. Amanda, you there?”
Amanda had spent most of the morning in the Presh manor, going over some of the finer details of the proposals for exchange between Terrafault and the locals. Meaning while they were out joyriding above the ocean, she was up to her neck in paperwork thousands of kilometers away. “I’m here, Alex. What’s going on?”
“We’re on the shuttle. I put Trix at the helm. She’s phenomenal. I’m taking an official vote. All in favor of offering her a position on the ship as pilot?”
“Aye.” Ma’et and Min-ah spoke as one. “Sure.” was Josh’s response.
“Wait. Pilot? Hold on, Al….”
Ji raised a thumb, but didn’t speak - concentrating on keeping his mouth closed as much as he could. “Par?”
“There are a number of advantages it would bring. I have not interacted with her as much as you have, but our conversations have been pleasant. I vote yes.”
“Hold on, hold on!” Amanda tried to interject. “Alexander, before you go tearing off and….”
“Too late. Six to one, you’re outvoted. Do me a favor and draw up an employment contract.” Alex pushed the leave button on the chat, smiling. He missed whatever response Amanda made but he was sure it was spectacular judging by Min and Ma’ets reactions to it.
He unbuckled himself from the seat restraint, and made his way up to the cockpit. “How’s it going up here?”
“Fine, fine.” Trix made a dismissive gesture. “I’m doing fine up here. No need to check in on me.”
“That’s not why I’m here. Do me a favor, and put the autopilot on back to the Presh mansion. I’ll send Ma’et up here to watch it. But you and I need to have a little chat, so out of the cockpit for now.”
Trix looked up at him in surprise, then frowned and pushed the release button on the control stick. She pulled up the list of previous destinations just as Ma’et had showed her before, and touched the control to send the shuttle back to land near the capitol of the Presh lands.
In the back of the shuttle, Ji was looking decidedly unwell, and Josh was at his side. Ma’et scrambled back up front while Trix took a seat on the center couch, and Alex sat down opposite her.
“So, Trix, not gonna beat around the bush here. You were great in the race. You took to the shuttle just fine. I want to see how well you do flying a bigger ship. My ship.” he gestured up above his head.
“What, like now? I thought we were heading back to the Presh?” Trix glanced up, as though she could see the massive bronze ship out there through the ceiling of the shuttle.
“We are. But I don’t mean right now. I mean, I want to hire you as a pilot. For our trip out to JR692 to survey minerals. Off planet, on my ship.”
Trix froze up entirely at this. Not even a direct impact to her helmet by a challenge round could have been more unexpected and surprising, and she found herself entirely unable to respond. Unable to THINK.
Alex took her sudden silence as indecision, though, and decided to just press forward. “Honestly it’s a huge decision, it’s not something I’m expecting a yes or no right now on. You haven’t been around us very long, just a few weeks here on the planet. But you’ve gotten along superbly with Ji and Min. That alone makes me think you’d do well up on the ship.”
“I… uh, I hadn’t…” Trix stumbled over her words for a moment, then coughed suddenly. “I’m not sure. Uh, I really don’t know how to fly a space ship.”
“I know. I’m not expecting you to know how to right away. Flying outside an atmosphere with no gravity is worlds different than flying an aircar or the shuttle, and you’ve got zero experience. But to be blunt, I have a good gut feeling about you and I want to give you a chance to learn and join us.” Alex held up a hand, ticking off points on his fingers.
“First, we are a seriously social species. We make friends easy and quickly. That means when we find someone we like we want to be around them. That’s already a big point in your favor. Second, after we complete our survey mission your testimony to Kyshe can help alleviate her worries about whether or not we can be trustworthy. Third, ours is a small crew and we have to split duties. If you’ll join us and take on the role of pilot, that will reduce the load on the rest of the crew. And lastly, in the future I hope that our two societies will be able to interact a lot more closely. But people will be reluctant to take that first step. If you join us and it works out well, then others who would be reluctant will be more likely to do the same in the future.”
“However!” Alex let his hands fall back to his sides. “With all that said, it’s not all sunshine and roses. It’s going to be a lot of work to learn how to fly the ship. It’s going to be long hours spent learning and training, and lots of the training will be boring. If you do decide to come with us, then it means spending a lot of time in close quarters with the crew. We won’t be able to return until we complete our survey mission, which normally lasts at least a full month. During which there WILL be a lot of tedious chores that need to be done around the ship, and you’ll be expected to help out. We split the chores fairly, and you won’t be made to do anything unreasonable that the rest of us won’t do.”
Alex leaned back on the seat, and crossed his arms. “So that’s the offer. I want you to become the first Sovalin to work alongside Humans. You’ll be paid fairly, you’ll have good accommodations and recreation available, but it’s going to be a lot of work and if you agree you can’t back out anytime soon. Our current plan is to head to JR692 in roughly a week. Take as much time until then to decide. If you have any questions at all, don’t hesitate to let us know.”
—--
Kyshe glared irritably at the human across from her desk. He had arrived at her request, alone and without any of the rest of his crew. “Captain. Thank you for agreeing to meet with me.”
“Always happy to be here. Since I wasn’t escorted by soldiers this time I take it I’m not in trouble?” Alex grinned and tried to lighten the mood with a joke.
“I would not go that far. The only reason I did not order your arrest is because I am trying, very hard, to afford you the benefit of the doubt. And I would appreciate it very much if you would explain to me why I should continue to exercise that restraint.” One of her wingtips, adorned with a metal sheath similar to the ones that Sophie often wore, tapped against the floor as she sat waiting in her chair.
“Okay, I’m assuming this isn’t about us breaking the sound barrier out over the ocean.” Kyshe glared and nodded. “So it’s about the job offer. There’s really not a whole lot to explain really. I felt like Trix could be a good fit with the crew and it seemed like a natural way to put my ideals into practice.” Alex leaned forward as he spoke. “I’m not trying to force her into anything, she’s free to refuse and we won’t hold it against her. It’s not a big deal.”
Kyshe closed her eyes and shook her head. “I’m having a difficult time believing it’s so simple. You said your people wouldn’t use ours as labor. Yet now you attempt to lure one of our young adults into your employment?”
“Now hold on. We’re not trying to use her for labor! The job that I offered to her was Pilot, not janitor or anything.” he protested.
Kyshe opened her eyes and banged a fist on the table. “You expect me to believe that?” Her hand swept out around in a big arc. “She’s a farmer! Nearly everyone in this valley is! She’s used to hard work day in and day out. Not flying starships. You seriously expect me to believe you don’t just want to dump all the difficult tasks on her?”
“Okay. Point taken, I can see why you’re concerned about that. And, to be fair, she WILL be doing more than just piloting. We all do.” Alex held up a hand. “The crew has seven members total. On a starship. Even with all the automation we have, that’s still running fairly bare bones. We all of us, myself included, have to do dozens of things every single day to keep things running smoothly. Equipment checks. Replacing worn out components. Making meals for everyone. But even though she WILL be expected to help out, there’s nothing at all we’ll be asking her to do that we won’t also be doing. That’s just the nature of being on a small ship.”
Kyshe continued to tap her wingtip on the floor. “It is perhaps the fact that you’re trying to hire an untrained farmhand that most concerns me. It seems as though it would be much, much easier to simply look for someone already trained as a pilot. The M’rit for example often ferry resources up to orbit. I’m sure that one of their pilots would be a much better fit.”
“Eh, that’s a bit doubtful. They may have experience with your ships and systems but from what I’ve seen, ours are going to be pretty alien to them as well. They’ll likely require just as much training. Hell, if anything Trix might have an easier time because she won’t have to un-learn what she already knows. Plus we’ve already built up a rapport with Trix. That’s important when you’re spending weeks and months together. That’s a big reason why I offered the job to her in particular.”
Kyshe grunted noncommittally, and Alex stood up. “It was a gesture made in good faith, Matriarch. When I spoke of our two peoples standing beside one another this is pretty much what I had in mind. Humans and Sovalin working together. On a ship, on a planet, on a station, whatever. But working together as a team is the important part.”
Kyshe looked unconvinced so Alex continued. “Matriarch, if the offer is going to cause difficulties then I’ll retract it. I hadn’t thought it’d upset you this much, and I’m not willing to lose what little faith you have in me over this.”
“I’m very, very tempted to tell you to do exactly that.” Kyshe muttered. “I already feel like we’re placing far too much trust in you as it is.”
“Yeah, I understand. And I’ll leave it up to you. I really do want to have her join us up on the ship, but earning your trust is more important. That said, I think maybe you should talk to her directly? She’s been around us the longest out of any of your people, after all.”
Kyshe hesitated at that, wondering whether or not the girl had somehow been influenced by the Humans. Ultimately, she nodded. “That’s reasonable.” She sat there in thought for a few minutes, then stood up and walked over to the other side of the desk. “I won’t make any choices until I speak with the girl. But I do question the necessity of this. Do you truly need to take her with you?”
“No, we don’t. It’s not at all necessary.” Alex admitted. “We can still continue on with our original mission without another crew member. But just because it isn’t necessary doesn’t mean it isn’t a good idea. Matriarch, every single thing I know about Humans and everything I’ve seen here on the planet tells me one thing - sooner or later our societies WILL become friends or allies. The big question is gonna be ‘when’ because I am sure it’ll happen. I for one want that to be ‘sooner’. I think it’ll be better for your people if we can cooperate quicker. I think my people have been alone in the void too long and need new friends to help us grow as a people. And your people have been betrayed by ‘friends’ and could use someone to help you regain the independence that was stolen from you. We have plenty of reasons to come together.”
Kyshe grimaced as she leaned back against the desk. “I wish I could share in that sort of optimism. I admit I would prefer if everything went as well as you say it will. I simply doubt things will go as smoothly and as easily as you claim.”
“Probably not, if I’m being honest.” Alex stood up as well and gestured out the window. “I know I often talk big, but that’s because I like to dream big. I know that I’m moving quickly but that’s just how I do things. Sometimes it gets me in trouble and sometimes everything works out well but either way I live without regrets.”
Kyshe pressed a button on the desk she leaned against, and an aide came in. “Please call Trksehn into the office. I’d like to discuss this with her.” As the aide left, Kyshe nodded towards the Captain. “Just know, Captain, that I will hold you responsible if something does occur.”
—--
Trksehn walked into the office, and upon sighting the Matriarch immediately took a knee, placing a closed fist in front of her respectfully. “Matriarch, you have summoned me.”
Kyshe motioned to the aide who tugged on the girl’s arm. “The Matriarch doesn’t enjoy the more formal expressions of respect.” they whispered into her ear.
“Thank you for coming promptly. We wish to speak with you about the offer you’ve received.” Trix glanced over and noticed that Captain Alex was present in the room. She raised a hand to him in greeting.
“So, uh, if you two are going to be talking, maybe I should go?” He offered, taking a step towards the door.
“No. Stay. There may be questions we have for you.” The Matriarch commanded, and he froze, before stepping back to the chair he’d vacated shortly before. “Have a seat.” Kyshe told Trix as she gestured to the empty chair next to the Captain.
“The reason I called you here is because I have a number of concerns with the Captain’s proposal to you.” Kyshe began, as she moved back to her chair on the opposite side of the desk from the others. “I know you have not had much time to consider it, and I do apologize for that. My primary concern in this matter is with your well being.”
“Uh, in what way Matriarch?” Trix shifted uncomfortably in the chair. The Matriarch was clearly quite unhappy and being in the presence of an unhappy leader was incredibly intimidating.
“We know so little about the Humans. We still have little more than the Captain’s reassurances that they are as they say - here to befriend us, to offer help. He speaks passionately about wishing to walk beside us as friends and allies. As you have been around the Humans the longest, I wish to hear your thoughts on the matter.”
“Yeah, he’s said the same to me.” Trix glanced over to the captain and back. “And to the others in the Hab. The rest of the crew makes jokes about it.”
“Do you believe that he means what he says?”
“Well, the crew thinks he means it. Or more like…” She hesitated a moment, not sure how he’d take this. “Well, to be honest from what I hear they all think he’s being overly optimistic. And they, uh, often claim he has other motives.”
Kyshe's eyes narrowed at that. “And have they specified what those ‘other motives’ are?”
Trix glanced over at the Captain, who was not looking particularly comfortable with the way the conversation was going. “Yeah, most of the crew thinks he’s attracted to our people.”
“Now hold on. HOLD ON. That is absolutely DEFINITELY not why I offered you a job!” he immediately protested.
Kyshe was a bit stunned by the girl’s statement and the captain’s outburst, and she found herself trying very hard not to smile at his discomfort. “Well, Captain? Are you attracted to us?”
“Matriarch, that has absolutely no bearing whatsoever on the topic at hand!”
“His face is red. According to Ji, that’s a sign of embarrassment.” Trksehn helpfully pointed out. Indeed, he was blushing rather hard at the way the topic had shifted.
“Indeed?” Kyshe could not suppress her smile now. “Captain, you never mentioned attraction to us in any of our previous conversations.”
“That’s because it’s irrelevant! Whether or not I find you all appealing has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with whether or not our species can earn your trust!” He shot to his feet as he said this. “I most certainly am not inviting Trix to join up just based on her attractiveness!”
“But you do find her attractive?” Kyshe pressed him on this, clearly enjoying his frustration and embarrassment.
“That’s not relevant. It has nothing at all to do with anything!" Kyshe and Trix sat there waiting for an actual answer, and he sighed and sat back down heavily in his seat. "Okay, yes. She’s gorgeous. So are you. And Sophie back on the station. But!” He made a cutting motion with his hands. “None of that makes any difference at all. It doesn't earn me your trust and it doesn't help you all out in any way. I didn't mention it because it's absolutely inconsequential.”
“No, but perhaps it does explain why you’re going to such great lengths to try to befriend us.” Kyshe’s face turned thoughtful as she said it. “Do you think that by aiding us in trying to escape the Bunters’ influence that you’ll be able to find a partner among our kind?”
“NO! I'm trying to aid you because I don't want an incredible species with immense potential to be trapped in sevitude!”
“Hmm.” Kyshe glanced over at the captain as if she’d not heard a single one of his protests. “I am sure that there are many who might be interested in your people, but whether or not you could be accepted would be quite another thing entirely…”
“The crew just like to joke and make fun. It’s not serious!”
“Well, that’s at least partially true, Matriarch.” Trix was enjoying watching him squirm, but he was becoming more frantic as Kyshe pressed him on it. “They enjoy jokes at his expense.”
“See? It’s just my crew giving me a difficult time!”
Kyshe nodded, but continued on anyway. “Whether they’re joking or not, at least now I believe I understand your motivations better. I won’t say I share in them,” She glanced the human up and down, “But then at least you are not as repulsive as the Cetari or the Fwenth. I am certain that if we were to put out the offer, there may be a number of females who would wish to court you…”
Alex buried his head in his hands. This conversation had gone completely off the rails and he desperately tried to find a way to steer it back to safer ground. “Please, no. I swear to you on my ship, that my purpose in helping you all is NOT due to my attraction to your species! I’m NOT trying to find a partner!“
“Very well.” She dropped the topic for now, but mentally made a note of how easy it was to rile up the captain on this subject. His response made him particularly fun to tease. “Trksehn, back to the relevant point. The Captain’s offer to hire you for his ship. I’ve spoken with him about it. May I hear your thoughts on the matter?”
Trix sat in silence briefly before she answered. “It’s kind of surreal. When they landed and I spoke about flying my aircar I was just trying to make conversation. And now they’re talking about me flying out in space. I wanted to race the Firelands Challenge just for fun and because I thought it might make me stand out to the men of the valley, but this?” She waved a hand as she spoke. “The attention I’m getting from everyone is way outside anything I ever expected!”
“I would say that you are indeed standing out. From my understanding on the subject, you’ve become a celebrity overnight.” Kyshe stood up and walked over beside the younger woman. “I am not particularly a fan of the challenges, but I am not ignorant of their influence. I have had reports given to me of the fans you’ve acquired. And of the fact that not everyone is particularly pleased with your success.”
Trix was surprised by this. “Wait, really? You know about all of that?”
“Of course. I take care to know the goings on here in the valley, and you’ve made a name for yourself. It’s always important for a Matriarch to know of all the major goings on of her people, and I was apprised of your success within an hour of the challenge.”
“Thank you, Matriarch.” Knowing she had achieved global fame from her race was still mostly just a thought. But actually hearing it from her Matriarch made it all the more real. “It’s been, uh. Kind of weird?”
“I can imagine. Fame thrust upon someone who is unfamiliar with it can be quite overwhelming. In truth, I should have reached out to you sooner to offer my aid should the need arise. The Noarala may be a small Teff but all those who live under the Presh are my responsibility, and any assistance you need is available if you ask.”
Trix nodded, then turned to face the Captain. “Thank you again, Matriarch. For the Captain’s offer, though, I think it’s an offer in good faith. I spoke with Min about it and what he said to me is true. The others fly the ship but that often isn’t their primary duty. They all share in the work and responsibilities on the ship, and Min thinks I would fit in well. I don’t know the others as well as Ji and Min but they have offered their support.”
Kyshe ignored the captain for now and focused her attention entirely on the young avian. “It is a major decision. You would be apart from us, from our protection. If they would mistreat you, offer offense or harm…”
Trix actually laughed at that. “I don’t think they’d do that. Not deliberately. I’ve spent enough time around them that I don’t worry about that at all.”
Kyshe visibly relaxed at the younger woman’s confidence. “But then you would also be away from the rest of the society. Away from males, for some time.”
Trix nodded at that. “Yeah, that part worries me too.”
“Wait up. Worried why?” Alex’s face had regained its normal color and he looked back and forth between the Matriarch and Trix. “Are you dating… errr, I guess exploring? Or what’s that about?”
“Extended time away from males can be distressing.” Kyshe explained. “Not necessarily exploring or becoming accepted is required. Simply being around other males can be calming.”
“Okay, that’s actually news to me.” Alex had to sit and think about that. “Could you be a bit more specific? What you mean by ‘distress’, and how long until it becomes a problem, things like that?”
“It can vary, but usually after a few weeks signs and symptoms begin to appear. Frustration, more hostile and aggressive behavior is the most common issue encountered.” Kyshe answered, and pressed the aide call button on her desk. As the smaller male walked in at her call, she immediately instructed him. “Go gather information on Rhenima for the humans.”
Meanwhile Alex had tapped the page button on his breath mask. “Hey, Josh. I’m hearing about something you never mentioned, wondering if it’s a concern. Something about emotional distress for Sovalin who are away from males too long. Ring any bells?”
“Not off the top of my head, no. I’ll have to go over the data dumps for info there.” Josh’s voice was clear over the comms.
“Get together with Par. Look up something like ‘Renimah’. The Matriarch’s also getting us info it sounds like, so if you come up short I’ll try to get the details to you as well.”
“We shall begin looking into it immediately, Captain.” Par responded immediately, and Alex closed the channel. “Sorry. I just asked our medic about it and he wasn’t familiar, but we’re going to start looking into that. Our plans right now are to spend about four weeks out doing the mineral survey, and with travel times that’s pushing it.”
“I had thought it might. Still, while it is tremendously unpleasant, it is not life threatening. The trip could still proceed despite the circumstances, but it would virtually cripple any productivity until it can be remedied.” Kyshe glanced between the Trix and Alex. “Trksehn, we are still a number of days out from the planned departure date. Do you require more time to consider?”
“Well…” Trix shrugged slightly. “The past few weeks I feel like the Humans have been better company than my friends. I’ve had a lot of fun with them modding my aircar. We don’t have much in common but we still always find plenty of things to talk about. I don’t know if it’s because of what happened in the race but I almost kinda want to just go to get away from everything back here.”
“An understandable feeling. Though, perhaps, a bit extreme - usually when on the run from unwanted fame it is normal to retreat to a remote location in the plains or perhaps spend some time in the temples. Not to escape the planet itself.” Kyshe smiled and patted the young woman on the shoulder. “I’ve no desire to restrain you against your will, I simply wish to ensure you’ll be safe.”
“She’ll be as safe as the rest of us, that I can promise.” Alex cut in suddenly. “We’ll be adjusting her duty roster so she won’t have to do any EVA, and we won’t be getting into any fights this far away from Human space. Piracy isn’t a thing out here and if the Tanjeeri show up, we plan to hightail it. Errr, I mean run away rather than stay and fight.”
Trix looked slightly apprehensive at that. “Do Tanjeeri just… I mean, do you expect to see them out there?”
Alex shook his head. “The first time we encountered them they were chasing a ship they’d damaged. That’s been more than five weeks ago. There’s a chance they’d still be in the system, so we do plan to gate out a fair ways from the system proper. We scout from way outside, if the Tanjeeri are there we abort and look for an alternative. If they’re gone, we carefully complete our survey and grab the most valuable minerals we can before we come back here. Either way, no fighting.”
Trix sat in silence as she weighed that up, and spoke confidently to Kyshe. “Matriarch, I would like to take them up on their offer. If I refuse, I will always wonder what I would have missed.” She lifted her wings confidently.
Kyshe shot a glare over at Alex, then nodded. “Very well. Captain, I expect to be seeing you back here in six weeks. Not one feather missing or injured, do you hear me?”
“Clear as a bell, Matriarch.” Alex lifted his hand in a very human-style salute and nudged Trix. “C’mon, let’s go before she changes her mind.”
—--
“Not even one day later and I’m already regretting this decision.” Trix slumped forward over the table, and dropped the stylus from her hand.
Amanda reached over and grabbed the implement as it rolled across the tabletop before it had a chance to fall to the ground. “Stop overreacting. It’s not THAT bad.”
“It absolutely is that bad!” Trix complained as she tapped the board. “Half the questions and fields on here don’t make sense!”
“I told you, just skip the ones you don’t understand and we’ll come back to them afterwards.”
“I did that!” Trix shoved the board over to Amanda. “And I got to the end and it said I missed fourty-seven fields and it wants me to go back and re-enter them.”
Amanda picked up the board and skimmed it. “Wait. I think you broke the form. Did you really try to put in over sixty names for your immediate family?”
“I don’t know. Maybe? It asked who I was related to and so I started writing in the Teff.”
“The form is for close personal relations. Like, your mother and father, your brothers and sisters…” Amanda went down the list. “Nothing here for schooling, no dependants, we’ll have to go over the indemnity clauses later. Independent Contractorship involves a slew of confidentiality and non disclosures, so we’re going to have to waive sections C and D but there will be forms 8114-A and 8114-B to fill out instead. Oh, we should absolutely also begin discussing whether or not you’re going to be pa-HEY!”
Alex had picked up the quickboard, and threw it over his shoulder onto the grass. He slid his own over to Trix. “Yeah, welcome to Proxima. Always in direct competition with Sol as to who can produce the most ridiculously boring paperwork in the galaxy. Here. Sign your name on the line on the bottom. Press your thumb print next to it. You’re not working for Terrafault, you’re working for ME.”
Trix groaned and reached over to take the stylus from Amanda, scribbling her signature down. “You couldn’t have told me that an hour ago before I sat down to start all this?”
“Nope. I had to do some on-the-record statements with Kyshe about your employment, and Par had to record ‘em. Lots of boring legalese like this crap. Anyway, welcome to your new job. Here’s your first two weeks of payment.” Alex fished a large bar of metal out of his pocket and dropped it down on the table.
“Eh? Payment? What’s this?”
“One solid kilogram of Silver. 99.9% pure. To be honest, not that expensive to us. But for reasons we have no idea about, Silver’s hard to find on your planet. So in local currency… probably around 32 or 33 hundred moyu.” Alex sat down and thumbed the off button on the signed quickboard. “Standard pay for a fully licensed pilot is around 3000 credits per week, at least in the private sector. But our credits are worthless here, but a rough conversion tells us that a kilo of silver is roughly the same. Since you’re going to be a trainee for this trip, we felt like half pay was a good compromise. First two weeks up front, and you’ll get one more of these bars every two weeks. So two more until we’re back here on Kiveyt to decide how we want to…You okay there?”
Trix’s jaw had dropped as she started at the small heavy wafer. Her AIRCAR had cost 2500 moyu and that was two YEARS of saving up for it working overtime on the farms. Now she was paid more than that, every two WEEKS. She tentatively reached out and lifted it up. It felt heavier than she thought it would.
Amanda walked back from picking up the quickboard where Alex had thrown it, and lightly smacked him on the back of the head with it. “Fine then. If she’s not on the Terrafault payroll though that means her cut is coming out of yours.”
Alex snorted at that. “Manda, you think that’s gonna matter? After the bonuses we get from this op it won’t matter. I’m already planning on doubling everyone’s cut as it is, and we’ll still have enough to buy a damn fleet carrier afterwards if we want to. But if you really, REALLY want to try to adapt and adjust that paperwork for Sovalin then knock yourself out.”
Amanda sat down opposite of Alex and Trix, and set the board down in front of her. “You realize that the reason I’m so adamant about all the paperwork being completed is to protect everyone from liability? To make sure that there’s no confusion about her employment? To try, god forbid, to avoid any complications or problems that being vague will cause?”
“Sure. And I’m telling you right now, there’s no need. I take full responsibility.” Alex responded to her diatribe with a big grin. “C’mon, Manda. After all the shit we’ve been through convincing the Matriarch to, y’know, not arrest or murder us and then even more to let her allow Trix to go up there in the first place. After all that you think there’s any actual confusion left?”
Trix glanced up at the two bickering humans. “You said I get one of these every two weeks. But if I complete training I get double that?” She balanced the bar on her palm and stared down at it.
“Yep. Once we get some decent asteroid mining ops going the price of silver’s gonna plummet. Best to spend it before that happens. But by then we’ll have good trade avenues with Terrans open, so we’ll just pay you in credits that you can spend normally at that point.” Alex put his elbow on the table, propping his head up with his hand. “As for the training, it’s fairly easy. There’s a licensing exam that’s just proving that you know how to fly to a bunch of boring pencil pushers. Completing that will be a cakewalk if we can get some practical experience under your belt.”
“Oh. But I don’t know if I’m going to do well as your pilot yet. I know absolutely nothing about flying a space ship.” Trix carefully placed the silver back on the table. Alex picked it back up and put it in her hand.
“Doesn’t matter. You’re flying with me, you’re learning, you’re getting paid. If you do well then that’s perfect and we can talk licensing. If you don’t do well, no harm done. Maybe we find another role for you or maybe you come back home. Either way you walk away with silver in your pocket and a fun story to tell everyone and impress the guys.” He smiled and gestured to her room. “You should probably start deciding what you want to take with you. Kyshe is sending along several months worth of food to bolster our supplies and to make sure your nutritional needs are fully met, so I’m heading over with Josh to start loading it all up on the Shuttle. We’ve committed to a departure date four days from now.”
“I’ve never really packed for something like this. What do I bring?”
Alex didn’t answer verbally, but instead made a short, sharp whistle with his lips followed by a shout. “MIN!”
The engineer was on the other side of the courtyard, and immediately jogged over when called. “Yeah?”
“Go with Trix and help her pack up for the trip. Six weeks worth of clothes, hygiene supplies, whatever.” Alex glanced over at Trix. “Sorry, actually I just assumed you’d be more comfortable with another woman helping you pack. I can call Ji over if you prefer.”
“No, no. I’d rather Min help me.” Trix stood up from the table and jerked her head over towards her room. “Thanks, Min. Sorry to be a bother.”
“No problem. Gets me out of lifting the heavy shit to put in the shuttle.”
—--
Next Chapter
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2024.05.17 10:11 Joy1067 Of Arrogance and Valor

“Incredible!”
The rebel reeled from the punch, the fist slamming through his protective helmet and cracking his jaw. He choked out a sob at the pain and the feeling of several of his teeth being knocked down his throat.
“This? This is what you send to try and rebel against the Imperium?! THIS?!”
A harsh kick was sent into the rebels stomach, making him cough up the rations he had that morning and a few of the once missing teeth. He grabbed his stomach and his body made to tilt forward and lay in the dust.
Only he was stopped as an armored gauntlet grabbed him by the throat and forced him to stand. His hands came up and grabbed at his attackers wrist as he stared into his own grim reaper.
Said killer wore the helmet of the Macraggian Auxilia, his faceplate being that of a stylized skull. His rank was shown proudly in the form of a centurions plum, blue and white horsehair picked out atop a gilded mount on the top of his helmet.
“Incredible. It’s truly incredible what passes for rebellion these days hm?”
The soldiers behind the centurion laughed or smiled as they watched their leader hoist the rebel up as if the rebel was some game beast that was just recently hunted. Pressure in the form of steam shot out of the centurions wrist, betraying the hidden augmented limb under the armor. The rebel tried to speak, scratching at the Centurion’s arm.
“What? Speak up damn you, and speak clearly. I have no time or patience to hear some long speech about tyranny or whatever else. We have your city to burn insurgent.”
And burn it would. Two large tanks with massive flamers could be seen in the back, protected by infantry and assault vehicles. The main force would break the walls, the infantry would kill the people, and the tanks would burn the rest to ashes.
“Aghh….thill….you….thasard!”
The rebel said, spitting blood and bone fragments from his shattered jaw through what was left of his faceplate.
“Ah. Nothing interesting to say. Oh well.”
The rebel tried in vain to speak again but was silenced as the centurion forced a power gladius through his mouth. He was then unceremoniously dropped to the dust, choking on blood as he watched the Macraggian soldiers march on his home. The last thing he saw before dying was his killer, taking his helmet off and smiling in a wide, cocky manner. ————————————————————————
“Don’t spare the body men, he was a rebel. March over him.”
Tiberius Victor, Centurion of the 3rd Macraggain Legion, yelled as he wiped the grim that had built up over his helmet. He scowled at the filth that adorned his armor and sighed.
“Bloody rebels will pay for more than just rebellion. Look at this! They scratched my faceplate! And that bastard I just killed dared to spit blood at me! Oh they will pay tenfold.”
He chuckled and shrugged as he replaced his helmet. He rolled his head and drew the lapistol he had holstered at his side. He examined it for a moment before shaking his head.
“Ugh….to easy.”
He holstered the pistol again and flourished his gladius as he grabbed the handholds of a Leman Russ tank that was about to pass him by. He climbed up until he stood on top of the tank and crouched down, using his newfound height to look over his army and the objective.
The city was massive….but so were the last three he had burned. Both Imperial Army and even Ultramarine Legion Command had told him he was too far ahead and that he needed to slow down. But where was the fun in that? Besides, the campaign has been far too easy thus far. He had suffered very few casualties, his men were never hungry and his tanks never ran dry on fuel, and the enemy bled. Oh how they bled.
He sighed.
“Easy. Far too easy. Captain?”
The command hatch the tank he rode popped open and a woman in the dirty coveralls and goggled helmet of a tank commander. She looked around, rubbing her eyes before turning and smiling widely. She gave a crisp salute, one which he lazily returned, before nodding.
“Aye my Centurion?”
“Do we have any more wine about? I’m parched from all these victories we keep piling on.”
The captain cringed then turned towards the city.
“Uh….my centurion? Wouldn’t you rather have some water?”
Tiberius turned his head towards the captain, the tilt of his head betraying the cocky smile hidden beneath that the captain and the rest of the army had come to love and hate.
“Captain….are you questioning me?”
“I-no! No, of course not my centurion! But uh….well….”
He made a ‘go on’ motion with his hand, not bothering to stand up from the relaxed position he had taken. He had laid down on his side, his sword hand having sheathed his gladius to prop his head up.
“Well….shouldn’t uh….shouldn’t wine be saved for victory?”
The centurion stared at her for a moment. A very long moment. Perhaps….to long of a moment.
“I….I apologize my centurion! I will-“
Laughter. The centurion was laughing, something he rarely did outside of combat or when around the campfires at night. He laughed loudly and caught the attention of several other Auxilia soldiers.
“True! Haha! I knew I kept you around for something Captain. Fine, me and you shall share the first bottle of wine after that….excuse for a city burns. Return to your duties captain.”
He waved the captain off then turned his head back to the city, not moving out of his relaxed position. She knew better then to consider him lazy or incompetent, she had seen him in action.
She saluted and quickly went back down into her tank. ————————————————————————
He held his helmet in the crook of his arm. He breathed in deeply, smiling as he watched the city burn. Something grabbed his boot and looked down, only to scowl in disgust.
A woman, her lower half aflame with one leg missing, held onto his boot and shin guard.
“Please….mercy! We surrender!”
He raised an eyebrow and followed the trail the rebel left in the dust to see several more wounded and scared rebels. One held up a white rag on a piece of rebar as a white flag.
Several of his auxilia aimed their rifles at the rebels as a sergeant began to moved forward with a pair of restraints.
He was stopped by Tiberius’s sword.
“Sergeant? What are you doing?”
“Uh…taking prisoners sir?”
The centurion tilted his head and smiled widely.
“Prisoners? I don’t recall ordering anyone to take prisoners.”
He lifted his boot and stomped on the wounded woman’s head, smiling wickedly at the crunch he heard under his foot.
“Uh….no my Centurion but legion command has-“
“Legion command? You are taking orders from Ultramarines instead of telling me that such orders have come through?”
“There was no time sir! The orders came fro-“
Tiberius put his helmet on and shoved the sergeant to the side, ripping the rifle from the soldiers hands.
“I see no space marines here soldier. I see soldiers and I see rebels. We kill rebels because we are soldiers.”
He took aim at the closest rebel, put his finger on the trigger and-
“Thats enough Centurion.”
He stopped. He slowly turned his head towards the new, feminine voice behind him.
“Excuse me troo-“
He stopped again and stared. She had to have been 10 feet or at least close, this goddess in blue and gold. Her short, cropped hair was golden blonde and a green, metallic laurel wreath was wrapped around her head to add to her noble features. She came with several ultramarines as an honor guard in tow but he was sure she could handle anything thrown her way with ease.
“The Lady of Macragge.”
He whispered in awe before looking around. Those under his command had shared his awe but where he shook himself free, the rest still stared.
“Damn you all, our Lady is here! Bow damn you! All of you bow!”
He paced up and down the line, ensuring his auxilia bowed. He then turned towards the rebels and pointed at the guards who stood over them.
“Them too, cmon now. Bow!”
The rebels resisted the guards orders and movements. The centurions rage grew as he stormed over and pulled his gladius from its sheath.
“I command thee BOW.”
He sliced the back of the knees of one of the captives, the man yelping in pain before yelling in agony from his nearly cut tendons. The rest fell in line quickly.
Tiberius marched towards the Primarch, her honor guard bringing their weapons to bare only for him to kneel down and stab his gladius into the dirt.
“My Lady. Centurion Tiberius Victor of the 3rd Macraggian Legion reporting.”
The Primarch stared down at the Centurion before her eyes went up and around. She took note of the rather large number of prisoners and the burning cityscape around them.
“A good campaign Centurion?”
Tiberius nodded, smiling widely under his helmet.
“Yes my Lady. I only wish it weren’t so boring, so easy! But it is done.”
It took every ounce of self control to not scowl at his arrogant and cocky nature. He spoke as if he had stomped on a bug rather than a rebels skull. Yet….something about him caught her attention.
“Remove your helm centurion.”
He did so without delay, removing his helmet and setting it at her feet. His hair was cut in the traditional military ‘high and tight’ fashion and he was mostly clean cut save for a well trimmed mustache that went no further than the corners of his mouth.
“I recall telling my command staff to recall you back as you had pushed to far ahead. Yet we stand here at the city we were meant to take, the one we were meant to hold. The one….that is currently burning to ashes around us. What do you have to say for yourself Centurion?”
He said nothing for a long time. Then, to her surprise, he laughed. The auxilia around them slowly looked at each other, their faces hidden beneath their helmets but all were worried or tense.
“Hahah! Ah….I say mission accomplished my Lady. I also say that this light really brings out the color of your eyes.”
He laughed again and slowly stood up while extending his arms out wide.
“I say I give you the best gift this galaxy can offer to someone like you from someone like me.”
His smile grew into the same cocky, full of himself grin those under his command knew so well.
“I give you victory, my Lady Juno.”
He held his gladius up and flourished it, letting the blade catch the firelight of a dying city.
“Victory.” ——————————————————————————
Edit: Forgot to give credit! My bad! Thanks to u/AllenXeno122 for their amazing artwork and giving me something to work with concerning the character.
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2024.05.17 05:32 Fast_Love_596 Bird Brothers --> How to flip the bird to Queen Beatrice. Twice. [Suzerian: Rizia][3.0.8]

Bird Brothers How to flip the bird to Queen Beatrice. Twice. [Suzerian: Rizia][3.0.8]

Tutorial:

  • Follow the order in which decrees and decisions are made.
  • Pick dialogue options that are polite or nice.
  • Get no unrest, revolt, or crisises.
  • Take advantage of auto-skips where you don’t need to pay budget or authority for some decisions if you sign specific decrees in advance.
  • A = Authority
  • B = Budget
  • E = Energy

Prologue:

• King was your burden
• Go to Zille [+1 Wehlen Relations]
• ask king about protests
• Become close friends with Pabel
• Go To University [+1 B]
• Pales is hopeless to win.
• Crack down on traitors [+1 A, +1 Tyrant]
• Comply with Kidnappers
• Wehlen crushes rebellion. Zille is lost.
• Restore your province, Valenqiris [+1 B]
• Fall in love with Lena, father was right.
• commit to being a good husband for your family.
• welcome migrants to Valenqiris
• Attend but do not speak at Su Omima
• Go to the boat with Lena and Vina
• Become a believer of Wruhecism [+2 Religious]
• Help father out: Increase Gold and Taxes [+2B, +1 B per turn]
• Meet with Duke [+1 Pales Relations]
• Keep mouth shut about Duke Reinhart's offer
• Rush to see Valero
• Warns you not to follow in his footsteps.
• Become king of Rizia.
Government: Reform
Economy: Mixed Approach [+1 A]
Foreign affairs: Third Way [+1 relations with Pales, Derdia, and Morella]
Military focus: None [+1 B]

TURN 1 [A: 9] [B: 10] [E: 3]

[1] Have your coronation. Continue without interruption (maintains tradition). Greet your subjects alone. Welcome to Rizia.
(Coronation Celebrations: Fund none) [B: 10]
[2] Go eat breakfast, greet your family. After a lengthy conversation, have Vina join the council.
[3] Meet Hugo and Titus. Listen to Hugo talking about the factions in Rizia. Drink at another time.
SIGN DECREE:
1. Sovereign Clemency
[4] Meet Sazon, advise Vina not to get attached to Manus. meet your council and be nice. Discuss all relevant information about Rizia.
(Arrange concert: Yes. +1 opinion to Toras, Sazon, and Azaro Houses) [B: 10 → 9]
[5] Go to the Archsanctuary, let people protest. Recite a Whruhecist Proverb to the protesters. Stand your ground when one of the protesters charge at you. Thank Titus but don't punish the protesters. Visit tombs and hear their stories. Do the ritual. Build the Sallabes Sanctuary [9 → 7]. See the visions from Sal. Leave.
SIGN DECREES:
  1. First Small Energy Sale
  2. Raise Base Income Tax
  3. Expand Esquiris Offshore Field
  4. Zpana Hydrodam
[6] Security Situation. Discuss with you councilors about security. don't send foreign intelligence back. Lespia joins ATO. Enjoy the Concert.
(Football League Investment: Auto-Skip)

TURN 2 [A: 3 → 6] [B: 0 → 7] [E: 2 → 3]

SIGN DECREES:
  1. Housing for the Poor
  2. Tax on Non-Whruhecist Communities
  3. Monquiz Port
[1] Talk to Vina. Discuss geopolitics with your councilors. Don't fund the ATA [B: 3].
[2] Bring Elena. Trade deal with Sordland: When Alphonso brings up the wine deal, say " Is there another way to rephrase this, Mr. President" and Elena will catch on to the trade terms. Alphonso agrees to sell more wine based on demand instead of a quota. For the second deal, ask about the Koronti and confer with Elena. She'll explain the benefits of tourism in Valenqiris. Agree to the trade deal. Tell Gus to call your butler by his name.
(Build Statues: Statues of Toras)
[A: 0 → 1]
[B: 3 → 2]
[3] Talk with Vina. Mourn loss of Lena. Say you'll still have Vina as your successor and that you will suggest a partner but never force her into a marriage. Have yourself a bath. Let Pabel inside. Listen to his theory and agree to open a Potential Investigation behind your father’s death. Thank Pabel and say your goodbyes.
(Save the Arufelde: Donate [B:2 → 1])
(Ban Malenyevist Propaganda: Ignore)
[4] Private audience with Golden Guard. Salute the guards. Talk with Titus but don't drink. Examine weapons and call it a day.
[5] Friendship day: Let Smolak speak. In speech, speak of peace and cooperation. When the bombing happens, protect your Mother. Say to Smolak that you'll get to the bottom of this attack.

TURN 3 [A: 1 → 4] [B: 1 → 10] [E: 3 → 3]

SIGN DECREES:
  • Romus Toras Hospital
  • Military Equipment Factory
  • Geological Survey
[1] Talk with the council. Condemn the attack. After listening to Lucita and Titus, Fund Titus Golden guard for extra authority. [B: 4 → ] +1 authority per turn. Ask Titus to begin an investigation to uncover your father’s murderer. Investigate everyone except Pabel.
(Zille statement: Denounce Su Omina)
[2] Visit Queen Beatrice: Greet Beatrice. Play nice for now, we don't want to double-cross her. Yet. Say to the Queen you'll be diplomatic with Wehlen. Agree plan for Rumburg to fully import Wehlen Oil in exchange for extra budget to Rizia's treasury. Make sure you do the full deal to get max negotiating power later. [E: 3 → 0] -2 energy per turn, +2 budget per turn.
(Send Diplomatic envoy: Auto-skipped)
[3] Family visit to Iza: Pet the dogs. Criticize Rico for his words. Pick the Old-fashioned gun. Don't agree with Rico's plan to use Su Omina. Never transfer police to Rico. Talk with Hugo about Vina. Intentionally miss the boar. At the end, have Hugo go with his son Rico.
(Police Transfer to Iza: DENY!)
[4] Iza play: Watch Manus. Talk to him about reforms and agree to pass them. Let Vina and Manus dance.
(Golcondolists want to pass: Allow)
[5] Meeting with Rusty Morrow: Deny his bribe. Say you want Worker rights first.
[6] Visit to Montaklar: Talk with Lucita. Be polite and nice. Let her send a task force to Pales (improves red foreign intelligence to yellow). Throw away the Pales map. Thank her for her suggestions.
(Tax Subsidies to provinces: Auto-Skipped)
TRAIN UNITS: (improves red division size to yellow corps-szied)
+1 Support Division
+1 Tank Division

TURN 4 [A: 0 → 4] [B: 1 → 12] [E: 0 → 0]

Corps-level Divisions + average naval fleet = average power projection (authority penalty removed)
(Welfare Protesters: Disperse Protesters)
[A: 4 → 5]
SIGN DECREES:
  • Havas Coal Mine
  • Excavate Topes Rezenid Site
[1] Pales dispute: Don't put a naval blockade on Pales. Do not escalate tensions.
(Confederacy support: Send financial aid [B: 8 → 7])
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[2] Meet with Duke Reinhart. Order Titus to keep up the good work with the Su Omina investigation + secret investigation on. Be Diplomatic with Reinhart. Agree to Buy Pales oil field. Let Pales have ownership of the Aureus Field in exchange for exclusive exploitation rights for Rizia. [-5 budget, -3 budget per turn, +6 energy per turn in future + 6 energy after deal is signed] Tell Duke you have a daughter. Leave the Dukedom.
[3] Call from Prime minister Alvarez: Refuse all his demands. Do not sell the gas rights. Never cut ties with Pales. Meet at the AN.
[4] Attend Assembly. Tell Rusty to watch his attitude. Thank Manus. Override the RNC majority vote to pass the Worker Protection Act. [B: 2 → 0] - 1 budget per turn, horrible worker rights turned into acceptable worker rights
[5] Talk with your mother about Vina's future. Good luck with appeasing Wehlen.
(Cooperate with Wehlen: Yes. To get Zille back for free)
(Wine exports soared high!)
[B: 0 → 2]
[5] AN session. Do not insult Morella or Derdia. Don't react when Smolak delays Zille transfer. Applaud politely when Smolak ends his speech. Never react to Lespia's speech. When it's your turn, talk of cooperation, trade, and unity. Acknowledge Smolak's actions as reasonable, say you want peace for the sake of Zille. For Morella, tell the Chancellor that you're supportive of changes to the MITZ. For Derdia, say you want Morella and Derdia to come to a compromise regarding the Golcondolists. Last for Pales, announce that your nation's are moving on and forward to reunification.
(Transit system fails report: Fix In turn 6)
[6] Go to the wine opening ceremony. Make a speech about wine, boast about your province, and make sure to tell everyone that they'll be rewarded if they stay loyal to their king. Uncork the wine and drink. Celebrate the release of Romus the Red Wine. Go upstairs and rest in bed with Bruno.
Sordland Investment opportunity: Skip (Want to do it but for the players with default Sordland save files, I'll make the guide work without the successful run of Bird Anton Guide)

TURN 5 [A: 2 → 9] [B: 2 → 9] [E: 0 → 0]

[1] Wehlen trade deal. Talk to all of your councilors. During negotiations, Say these words for maximum negotiating power:
  1. The pleasure is mutual, Mr. President. Thank you for meeting me.
  2. That's indeed over the top, Mr. President. I'll ensure that my papers refrain from such slander in the future.
  3. You are right. Neither of us want Arcasian greed to spread across Merkorpa.
  4. The violence you mention is the responsibility of a select few individuals. They are being dealt with.
  5. Wehlen is our direct neighbor and our historical ally. We will always prioritize relations with your country over Rumburg.
  6. I agree that closer cultural and economic ties could benefit both nations.
First term to trade deal: Tell me about trade deal, Mr. President
  1. An interesting offer. And the rate is indeed favorable.
  2. You may be right. Access to Oil alongside natural gas would grant us more flexibility, not to mention more options for trade with our neighbors.
  3. As a stakeholder in Rizia’s royal mining company, I have a vested interest in keeping gold production consistent.
  4. I never heard of Wehzek woodcarvings.
Second term to trade deal: Is the bilateral migration agreement what it sounds like?
  1. I can extend those rights to the Wehzeks currently living in Zille. But to every citizen in Wehlen?
  2. Wehlen does have a lot of untapped potential. With the right path of development, it could be restored to the glory days of the 1920s.
Third term to trade deal: I’m interested in hearing more about this anti-terrorism Pact.
  1. They’re a dangerous terror organization whose fight for ‘freedom’ has cost many innocents their lives.
  2. I hope you have concrete evidence to back up that accusation, Mr. President.
  3. Yes, their religious fanaticism makes them even more dangerous.
  4. That's it?
  5. Or what?
  6. I am all for proactivity. If we don't nip terrorism in the bud now, we will pay a steep price later.
  7. I see. A small contribution towards the greater fight against terrorism. (only appears if you have enough ships)
  8. Not everything, what’s this about a three-year timeline?
  9. Do not doubt my kingdom's ability to deliver on its promises.
Enact these trade agreements:
  • Imports: Oil (any more lowers negotiating power)
  • Exports: Wine and Small arms
  • Promise aid against BFF
  • Do not ban Bluds and Deridans
  • Full rights to Wehzeks
In the end, You said enough for Smolak to be satisfied with the trade deal. Both of you shake hands. The high negotiating power will make Zille transfer easier to get. [+1 budget per turn, +3 energy per turn]
(Zille resistance: Fund Neither)
[2] MITZ: Listen to all the board members. Talk about pollution, share-ownership, and Valgsland pulling out of MITZ. Vote against nationalization but not dismiss Morella's concerns. You will enter into renegotiations.
[3] Security Council meeting: Listen to public opinion on the Crown. After hearing of Titus's findings, Continue investigating Su Omina by funding it [B: 9 → 8]. When Hugo mentions the instability in Iza, order Lucita to send the police in Brenas under her command to restore order. For Bludish Migrants, they’re being processed in Rizia’s borders due to Wehlen’s preparations for Operation Bear Trap.
(Fund Political Parties: Fund None)
[4] Secret Meeting with Titus. Skip Estela's option but listen to the rest of the suspects. Afterward, investigate Sal as he may know about plants with the whole drink thing back at Plavo.
[5] Hegel calls. Be polite. Agree to renegotiate with Morella in MITZ for improved worker rights. Accept military aid from Valgsland to boost naval power.
[6] Morella trade deal: Don't eat the Biscuit, listen to Alma. Say you want to improve the situation in the MITZ. Say you want to reallocate Lespia's shares to Rizia. Say your willing to sweeten the deal. Agree with Alma with these conditions. You'll improve worker rights for every Rizian company active in MITZ. Pay for reparations for the Arufelde River (cheaper because of donation made in Turn 2). Build pipeline through Morella. Last, hold talks with Derdia over border disputes. At the end, offer to split MITZ 50-50 for agreeing to all these conditions. Again. Do not take the Biscuits.
[7] Flight back to Rizia: Sign these terms to own 50% of the MITZ by buying Lespia's shares.
  • Stricter Labor Regulations
  • Reparations for River (cheap, -1 B)
  • Energy Pipeline
  • Speak with Derdia on Morella's behalf
[8]Seal the deal with Morella. Suggest having Vina be sent as a diplomatic envoy to Pales.
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SIGN DECREES: (after Morella deal)
  • Support Vehicle Factory
  • Tank Factory
  • Sell First Batch of Military Equipment
  • Naturalization of Citizens
(Incident with Tourists: send them back to Sordland)
[9] Visit to Oil Field: Agree to talk with Manus and Vina. Interrupt both of them by talking about Pales first. Refuse their blessing for their love. Send her as an envoy to Pales to meet the duke. Say that you want her to get with the Duke. Tell her he's very handsome. Vina talks back but Manus calms her down. Tell Manus that you don't want him dating your daughter. He agrees to break up with her.
Royal yacht: Scrap Yacht

TURN 6 [A: 0 → 7] [B: 1 → 6] [E: 0 → 4]

**DO NOT PRESS THE TRANSIT CRISIS BUTTON! SIGN THESE DECREES!
  • Invest in Public Transportation
  • Buy First Batch of Military Equipment
  • Expand Border Guards
(Global media campaign: Fund none)
(Vendonesam support: Send an Infantry Division)
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[1] Royal Council meeting: Energy demands are stable. Act surprised that the RRP won the elections. Thank Vina for her efforts. get ready to transform Rizia into Merkorpa’s gas field.
[2] Begin the Palesco Scheme. We're going to get that energy through diplomacy.
• Do not declare war.
• Go for diplomacy.
• Never. Ever. Provoke Pales by attacking first.
• Never attack the Palesian Soldiers holed up in the castle.
[3] Pales Diplomacy: Shake the Duke's hand, don't interrupt. Say you want peaceful resolution and suspect that the attack was an inside job.Go for these actions:
• De-escalate tensions with Duke
• Release soldiers hold up in the castle
• Launch joint investigations
• Agree that Palesco deal is put on hold
[4] Alignment of the six stars: Consult with Sal to figure out any red flags regarding Valero's death. Say you want Rizia turned into a Nurist state and a secular state.
(Fund religious charities: Auto-Skipped because of 0 budget)
[5] Investigation results:
• Arrest Lucita for betraying Rizia with the Golden Guard
• Ask Reinhart to send Vina back to Rizia
• Palesco deal goes through
• [-1 Lucita Azaros]
[6] Sign Palesco deal. Make your speech polite and move on to a new future.
[E: 3 → 9, + 6 energy per turn]
SIGN DECREES:
  • Small Second Energy Sale
  • First Medium Energy Sale
  • Romus Toras University
  • Anti-Narcotics Campaign
[7] Sovereign Memorial: Talk with Vina and Your mother. Don't touch the letter or interrupt her. At the end of the memorial, burn the letter as your mom did.

Turn 7 [A: 1 → 9] [B: 0 → 5] [E: 4 → 14]

Enact Decree
  • Increase Education and Healthcare Funding
Invite Sal: YES
[1] House of Delegates: Have Sal say a prayer. Reassure RPP Delegates that Rizia won't become Derdia. Public is happy that living standards have increased and the nobility are content with your rule. End the session with another Hailita.
(Fund Resistance in Zille: NO [B: 2])
Deepening Involvement in Vendonesam: Dispatch naval forces to support [-1 Military ship, - 1 Submarine]
SIGN DECREES:
  • Decriminalize Homosexuality (helps boost Derdia relations)
  • Third Small Energy Sale
[2] Make a trade deal with Derdia. Participate in the duel, have Titus as your representative. Tell him to chant a prayer at St. Wruhec. Don't stop the fight. Be nice to the priest and agree to remove the Golcondolist ban [A: 3 → 0]. During talks, do two things:
1. Keep promise to Morella PM, Alma by acting as an intermediary between Derdia and Morella. Azmal agrees with your terms.
2. Form an energy partnership [-2 energy per turn, +2 budget per turn]
That's it. Thank the priest. Tell him he's welcome to Rizia anytime.
[3] Meet with Hugo. House Toras is happy with your rule. Tell Hugo that Manus is no threat and you're going to have Vina marry the duke. Reassure him you're not going to execute Lucita. Call Manus about the reforms but don't agree to end his mother's exile. Call Rico to warn him of acting up. Do not dispose of Manus. Summon Titus and ask him about the investigation. Make Titus New war councilor.
(Pardon Sazon Dutchess: NO)
(New war councilor: Make Titus your new war councilor)
[4] Visit Iza. During the speech, say Rico turned the university into a environment of hatred. Say there is no one rizian Identity. Announce that Rico Toras will be deposed as Duke**. In the end, put Iza under control of the Brenas province with a democratic council in charge. [-1 Rico Toras]**
(Protestors of Aureus Oil field: Improve Environmental Protections [B: 3 → 0]
[5] Meeting with Hugo: He is sad that Rico was forced to step down as Duke of Iza. Be stern but nice to Hugo. Tell him Rico would’ve kept raising tensions in Iza. Do not grant Rico any positions. Spread your arms and Hug Hugo.
[6] Talk to Rumburg. Have a lovely chat with Beatrice. It may be our last before Rizia forges its own path. Refuse Beatrice's offer to use BFF in Zille.
Train Units (to get Overwhelming Power Projection soon:
+1 military Ship
+2 submarines
[7] Talk to Pales. Keep the map on the wall. Be sincere when talking to Duke Reinhart. Offer him a military alliance and a spot in a new international alliance you envision with Derdia, Morella, Pales, and Rizia. See if the Duke is interested in marriage. Tell him you'll ask Vina first before deciding on anything. Leave with an optimistic outcome.
[8] Family dinner. Tell Vina about the marriage offer by Reinhart. Persuade Vina to Marry the Duke. Use facts and logic to convince her. Let her decide whether to marry the duke for the sake of Rizia. She agrees to marry the Duke. To celebrate the new marriage, give her your wife's wedding ring. For lineage, go for the Toras Bloodline to get back support from House Toras.

TURN 8 [A: 0 → 8] [B: 0 → 6] [E: 12 → 14]

(Invest in new Industry: Renewable Energy [B: 12 → 9])
SIGN DECREES:
  • Energy Subsidies For Industries
  • Sell First Batch of Military Ships
  • Buy Second Batch of Military Equipment
[1] Meet with Titus. Titus discovers Lespia was behind the plot in Zille Bombing. Release evidence that Lespia was behind the Zille Bombing. Don't fund the ATA or Su Omina [B: 2]
(Confederacy wins war: Host public banquets in honor of the victory
[A: 2 → 4]
[B: 2 → 0])
Troops return home: Click on the option where Rizia welcomes them back as brave soldiers to get the units you've sent back. (If you don't get the units, reload save or turn 8).
+1 Infantry Unit
+1 Military Ship
+1 Submarine
Overwhelming Power Projection!
SIGN DECREES:
  • Sell First Batch of Support Vehicles
  • Sell First Batch of Tanks
[2] Last meeting with Lespia: Leave the teapot alone. Refuse all his demands. Do your best to make Alvarez as mad as you can. He's a murderer.
(Mediate with Morella and Derdia: Support with minimal effort
[A: 3 → 2])
[3] Council Meeting: Listen to your councilors. Laurento wants to form the South Merkorpan Pact. Tell him to go ahead with the plan. Elena talks about the economy. Manus talks about reforms. Agree to hold a private meeting.
(Form Intermerkorpum: Fund with large budget for new alliance [B: 5 → 2])
GRACE Trade Grows: [+1 budget per turn]
[3] Begin plans to make a strong yet agreeable constitution in Rizia's history with Manus. When he asks about discussing reforms with houses, go for option 1 with you being transparent with all the houses. We’re going to coup-proof Rizia in Turn 9 and avoid protests. Go for these reforms:
  • King is head of state
  • Centralize Provinces
  • House of Lords with no legislative powers (option 1)
  • Grant justices life tenure
At the end, agree to let Vina help Manus work together. Even though they broke up, Vina has sway over some of the nobility and commoners in Rizia.
[4] Meeting in Wehlen: Greet Smolak and his son. Be nice and polite. He's impressed by how much you modernized your military that he agrees to give Zille back for free. Invite Smolak to Vina's wedding.
(Derdia and Wehlen Request Mediation: support with minimal effort.
[A: 1 → 0]
[B: 2 → 1]
Wine exports Quadruple: [B: 1 → 4]
[5] AN Session: Vote no for Agnolia's recognition of Heljiland. Smolak keeps his word and announces to the world that Wehlen will Return Zille. Nod at him. Clap your hands. Soon, Wehlen will become a member of Intermerkorpum.
Low energy prices [B: 4 → 1]
[6] Lunch Time: Speak with Titus. Learn the truth behind your father's death. Speak with the murderer of your father in private. After listening, arrest Sal for Murdering your father. He needs to take responsibility for the poisoning of Valero. [-1 Sal Ignacius]
[7] Vina's wedding. Celebrate Vina and Axel's wedding.

TURN 9 [A: 1 → 9] [B: 1 → 8] [E: 12→ 11]

SIGN DECREES:
  • Remove Provincial Police
  • Remove Provincial Levy Obligation
(Reports of Protests happen: Ignore them, bug in 3.0.8 ver.)
[1] Mediation with Derida and Morella: Tell both leaders to calm down. Say you allowed Golcondolists to worship. For the pilgrimage, offer to send a company of Rizian Armed Forces [-250 Manpower]. Both agree to these terms and open up diplomatic ties.
[2] Mediation with Derdia and Wehlen: Tell Smolak that OBF raises alarms. Ask about holy sites. Make suggestions on alternative ways to have Pilgrims reach the holy site in Sordland. At the end, Create a sea route for the Golcondist Pilgrims to reach Sordland [-1 Battle Ship]. Agree to allocate more funds to the project. Smolak accepts![B: 6 → 5]
[3] Final vote on MITZ: Greet the chancellor. When Prime Minister Alma gives 50% of MITZ to Rizia, vote YES. YES. YES. Join her for the photo.
All members join alliance talks because:
  • Morella joins because of MITZ renegotiation + Derdia Mediation.
  • Derdia joins because we removed Golcondolist Ban + Decriminalize Homosexuality.
  • Wehlen joins because of Zille handover + BFF assistance.
  • Pales joins because of Palestream pipeline + de-escalation during false flag attack + Duke’s marriage with Vina.
[4] Formation of South Merkorpan Pact: Talk about reasons for forming the Pact. Offer to create a large energy stockpile [-5 energy]. Ask each leader for their approval. The priest votes yes, the prime minister votes yes, and the duke votes yes. Call him son and form Intermerkorpum. Sign the documents as "Romus Toras". Congratulations for a giant boost to authority!
[A: 1 → 11]
[E: 11 → 6]
SIGN DECREES:
  • Residence and Work Permits For Migrants (unlocks green tourism, culture, and worker rights)
  • Tenant Protection Laws (Great Welfare and Living Conditions)
  • Sell First Batch of Submarines
  • Sell Second Batch of Military Ships
  • Sell Second Batch of Support Vehicles
(Valgsland offers aid: Accept aid offer [B: 15 → 17]
[5] Tea with Beatrice: Get kicked out of Grace. Give her the middle finger [2/2]
[6]Return of Zille: Comfort Estela. Say you'll change square names. In your speech, speak of historical moments and never criticize Wehlen. Zille has returned home.Have Zille returned to the province of Brenas. Today marks the dawn of a new era.
[7] Reform Conversations: Let the heads of the noble houses speak. Say you will be head of state. Nobles must adapt to changing world. Explain to them the new changes you propose. Say to the Nobles that you will appoint Daria de Rav as “Prime Minister”. Make these compromises.
  • Give each house a seat in the judiciary
  • Give the House of Lords legislative powers with the approval of both houses.
Rico, Hugo, and Manus vote aye. Only Taddeus opposes the reforms (he can't coup us since the military and police are under the control of the crown now).
(Rizia-Palesian Unification: Agree to Fund Unification Plans [B: 17 → 15]

[TURN 10 [A: 0 → 15] [B: 16 → 10] [E: 6 → 7]

SIGN FINAL DECREES. Don't sign any more Decrees after (Triggers protests) You will get -1 budget per turn but make up with budget gains from selling military gear.
  • Permanent Work Permit for Labor Hands
  • Equal Gender Pay
  • Sell Second Batch of Tanks
  • Sell Third Batch of Tanks
  • Sell Third Batch of Support Vehicles
  • Sell Second Batch of Military Equipment
Max budget! It's Romus the Rich!
[1] 1958 Rizia Charter Law: The populace loves you! Sign the new constitution. Make your speech. Appoint Manus Sazon as Head of Government. We fooled the nobles.
[2] Last meeting with the Royal Council: Have one last meeting with your councilors who despite having their own agendas, stuck with you to the very end. Say your final goodbyes.
[3] Beach with Axel Reinhart: Ask him about his marriage with Vina. Order a drink. Listen to Axel's concerns back in Pales. Say that the new constitution is there for a new era of peace. Lespia got bamboozled so much they're pissed off at Rizia but can't do anything about it since they're in ATO. Talk about Intermerkorpum. When Axel brings up Rizia taking care of Pales, tell him to accept Centralization politely. Axel accepts the terms and Pales rejoins Rizia!
[4] Fate of the Prisoners: DO not execute anyone!
[5] Final Speech: Announce your speech to the people. Rizia is now a regional powerhouse rivaling Lespia and Valgsland. The constitutional monarchy remains with the support of the nobility and people. The best place to live in Merkorpa. Say all the achievements you made in your reign.
Ending: Romus the Great and Rayne The Conqueror
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Bird Brothers How to flip the bird to Queen Beatrice. Twice. [Suzerian: Sordland]

Introduction:

A fun, protest-free guide to flip Beatrice twice. We'll dine on Thornbough and drink Qalus wine with Romus the Great! Steam version coming soon.

Prologue:

  • Middle Income
  • History background (going for canon Anton background)
  • Political Debate Group
  • Marry Monica
  • Don't join youth groups
  • Vote for USP
  • escort refugees back
  • Accept Soll's offer [MP]
  • Spend time with family by sacrificing work
  • Join internal opposition, make Sordland a better place (helps with Gasom negotiations)
  • Vote for Alphonso & help him
  • Tell Alphonso to step down
  • Promise democracy

Promises:

Economy: Free Market-> Mixed Economy
Foreign policy: Neutral
Immigration: Relaxed
Focus: Health
[GB: [8]
[PW: [2]

Turn 1

  • Get inaugurated. Talk with Serge.
  • Work with reformists
  • Promote Free market
  • Refuse to meet with Marcel
  • [Campaign Finance Bill: Veto]
  • First megaproject: Skip [8 GB]
  • Don't invest in Armandine Stocks [2 PW]
  • Go to ball. Say to the reporter you'll work together with reformists and didn’t want other political parties be silenced. Be nice to Monica. Stick with family. Burn out cigar. RIP Bernard Circas.

Turn 2

  • Comfort Monica, Give Franc reassurance, and Hug Deana.
  • Meet with Nia, Lileas, Valken, and Iosef
  • [Reaction to unrest: Visit Affected Towns in Person]
  • Refuse Tusk's bribe
  • [Economic Relief Plan: Don't enact]
  • Go to Bernard's Funeral
  • Meet Deivid, talk about foreign policy. Write a diplomatic letter to Rumburg comdemning their closure of their embassy in Lachaven.
  • Tourism Preservation Act: SIGN [8 → 7 GB]
  • Discuss reforms to constitution.
  • Reject Emergency from Justices

Turn 3

  • Be nice to Franc. Let him cook. Drink beer together with Franc. Tell him everything about your time during the civil war and the coup. Reassure Franc. He now thinks of his problems as little compared to yours.
  • Be nice to Serge and give his children private education and covet extra expenses [2 → 0 PW]. Thank him for driving you. (Brotherhood achieved)
  • Support the Worker Rights Act. Hear out Paskal’s healthcare plan and Ciara's education reform plan.
  • Invest 2 GB into Gasom In exchange for having Alphonso listen to your demands for better work conditions for workers in Gasom's Narbel branch. [7 → 5 GB]
  • Meet with protesters. Shake hands with Katarina and Denis. Gain huge applause. Leave peacefully as Serge escorts you out safely.
  • [Stability Order: Don't ban youth groups]
  • GREEN Act: VETO [5 GB]
Constitution Changes (Pluralist)
  • Limit Vetos
  • Remove Supreme Court Voting Rights
  • Assembly and Supreme Court can Impeach President
  • Confidence vote
  • 3% Election Threshold
  • Do not change Decrees
  • Two term limit
  • Justices are Immune
  • Keep MOH
End changes. You will need entire USP's support for the new constitution to pass.
  • Keep EPA at 49% (avoid the energy crisis, helps with gas synergy)
  • Meet with Business Council. Talk with Tusk. Refuse his offer for tax breaks.
  • Fund all ministries [5 → -7 GB]

Turn 4

  • [SIGN Worker Rights Act -7 → -8 GB]
  • Regional Investment: None
  • Give funds to Ministry of Justice. Form the Anti-Corruption Police. (Marcel and Tusk need to be gone)
  • Walk with Monica. Refuse to let her hold the speech.
  • Raise taxes on Large Corporations [-8 → -6 GB]
  • Visit Leiren School. Demand changes to school for the little girl. Don't touch Soll's Portrait.
  • Reform the education system and keep education state-owned.
  • Gruni Development Plan: Mechanize Existing Farms [-6 → -7 GB]
  • Meet with Tory. She'll support your constitution.
  • Play Chess with Lucian. Win by playing either side, go aggressive. Use the rook to exploit the back rank. Decoy Queen. You win the match.
  • Meeting with Alvin. Promise him VP (break it later). He'll support your constitution like the buffoon he is. Talk about democracy. Ask for USP votes. Everyone claps.

Turn 5

  • Reject both aid offers [-7 GB]
  • [VETO Religious Harmony Bill]
  • Keep Immigration relaxed
  • Party with Petr
  • Benfi Festival. Let Curtan speak. Do nothing as Monica roasts the mayor. At the last moment, stand up for her. Say you will take her up her concerns layer. Let the speech continue.
  • Agree to support Monica’s women rights cause. She'll learn from this event as a mistake and learn not to air her views in public but push them through in the Assembly. Deana gives you a giant cookie to eat.
  • Have the Anti-corruption police focus on the Oligarchs.
  • Buy better equipment for the armed forces. (Iosef Doctorine) Thank both Iosef and Valken.
  • Negotiate with Hoorten to agree with cheap steel prices in exchange for recognizing Heljiland as Agnolia's. Enter a military alliance with Agnolia.
  • Negotiate with Smolak to import cheap oil but only close borders when he does Operation Bear Trap.
  • Talk about democracy. Call Kibener a moron. Support Richer. Leave.

Turn 6

  • Be lenient to refugees. Remove Conscription and modernize the Army. Salute both generals.
  • Listen to economy ministers. Agree to make more Investments in economy.
  • Economic Investment Project: Morna Port [-5 → -7 GB]
  • Agree to abolish the Special Zone with Lileas plan.
  • Central Bank Reinforcement Act: VETO [-7 GB]
  • Keep healthcare state-owned. Give better equipment and health staff to rural areas.
  • Frens Richer supports your constitution.
  • Pick Underhall Construction for Port [-7 → -8 GB]
  • Build new rural schools.
  • Ban Creationism and enforce Evolutionary Education.
  • Gasom Divestment: Sell 1/3rd of shares.
  • Victory day: Agree with NFP to have a unified statement that Bluds are Sords.
  • Gasom shares profit: low [-8 → -6 GB]

Turn 7

  • Refuse Marcel's offer to overthrow Tusk but agree to privatize companies.
  • Go privatization path. Tell Lucian what Marcel offered you. Be transparent.
  • Have SSC majority state-owned and Nedam Fully Privatized to keep conservative support. [-6 → -3 GB]
  • Unified Education Language Act: [VETO]
  • Refuse bribes from Marcel and Tusk. Don’t sell the shares to them and let the Oligarchs fight over them.
  • Accept Serge’s pocket watch. Go down the hall. Tell Gloria to speed up the Voting process. Tell Alvin to get his vote in. Proposal passes with 225 ayes and 26 nays. Accept the alliance with the PFJP.
  • Rumburg Whisleblower: Accept him into asylum!
  • Answer the reporter’s questions. Say you trust justices to make the right decision and you knew Soll came to the assembly for the constitutional vote. Watch the movie with family and politely ask Soll to leave.
  • Don’t trade with Lespia. They will nag you with EPA restrictions.
  • Tell Franc it’s not the end of the world he couldn’t get into college. Send Franc to Military Academy.
  • Successfully do the ceremony in the Day of Descension at Deyr.
  • Order Salad. Persuade Edmonds to vote for the new constitution. Agree to meet with Heron.
  • Do not take Heron's deal.
  • New constitution passes with 7 ayes and 4 nays! Hug Petr!
  • Listen to all ministers
  • Meeting with the Cabinet. Let Petr talk and clap for him. Listen to reports of every minister. Simon is sad that GDP shrank by 4% but is happy that unemployment decreased from 16% to 14%. Not to worry as these changes are temporary. Gus talks about Gruni rural plan going well. Paskal talks about improved healthcare in rural areas. Iosef wants to increase military production. Have him bring the SAF closer to Agnolia's military and allow him to boost military production. Deivid talks about foreign relations. Ciara discusses new schools being built. Support Lileas for her efforts to abolish the Special Zone. Nia talks about Bergia. Reassure her that Lilea’s decree will solve the Blud Problem. Next, announce that you will form an alliance with the PFJP. Focus on campaigning for next term. Let Karl continue his investigations on the Oligarchs.
  • Make a national speech. Say the future of Sordland lies in our hands.

Turn 8

  • Watch Franc depart from your home.
  • PW increases for passing Constitutional reforms [0 → 1 PW]
  • Fund USP mayors [1 → 0 PW] Sign three decrees and have the Centralization Act pass through the assembly (you have support of the USP conservatives and PFJP reformists):
  1. Value Added Tax [0-2]
  2. Free Trade and Commerce Commission
  3. Rural Education Institutes [-2-3]
  • Gasom Financial Report: Medium Returns [-2 → 0 GB]
  • Bergia Standardization and Unity Measure: SIGN [0 → -1 GB]
  • Take all collectibles in office. Drink with Petr. Hear him out. Call Evelyn and Lucian. Be ready for the scandal.
  • Agree with Lucian to Investigate Livia.
  • Share the blame with Petr for the spy scandal.
  • Political Briefing: Listen to your ministers update you on current events.
  • Petr takes the blame for the scandal. He’s your friend to the very end.
  • Agree on all points brought up by Monica and Ciara. Support the creation of a women rights commission and send the bill to the Assembly.
  • Select new Vice President: Pick Gloria (Lucian won't betray you as you won against him in the chess match. He'll actually respect you and not leak the Collusion with Alvin to the press.)
  • Keep Gendarmerie under the military.
  • Launch an investigation on HOS. Do Not Call Marcel. (we'll arrest him soon)
  • Let Paskal enact mandatory vaccinations to stop a Polio epidemic from spreading in Sordland.
  • Less Smoke Bill: SIGN [-1 → 0 GB]
  • Healthcare spending: State-of-the-art medical school
  • Congratulate Deana for trying her best at school. Make fun of Calvin (Alvin's son). Have a Rizian dinner with Monica and Deana.
  • Attend the Aschaf Anniversary (Do not bring armored convoy or locals will pelt you). Raise Mansoun’s hand, grab the red candle, light the torch together with Leke, and make a speech. Focus on unity and reconciliation. Hug Mansoun at the end and the crowd erupts with applause.
  • You are very popular among everyone except the socialists. Thank both Lucian and Gloria.
  • Industrial Expansion Plan: Military Industry [0 → -2 GB]

Turn 9

  • Women Liberation Act: SIGN [-2 → -4 GB]
  • Going back home. Order pizza. Fran calls you. Have a chat. Invite Serge to watch a football game while you eat pizza.
  • Morna Port opens!
  • Human Dignity Bill: [VETO]
  • Children Future Act: [VETO] (Make up loss by recovering economy and launch an expansion plan) [-4 GB]
  • Meeting with Leke. Listen to his concerns and support his Minority Rights Act by signing It through a decree.
  • Sign Alcohol Tax [-4 +1 = -3 GB]
  • Sign Luxury Tax [-3 +2 = -1 GB]
  • Don't fund youth groups [-1 GB]
  • Marcel Koronti Investigation. Arrest Marcel. Thank Karl and Nia for their efforts in the ACP.
  • Emergency Call. Go to the meeting, do not start a war with Rumburg. Order Iosef and Valken to deescalate the situation. Agree to hold a military parade.
  • Night at home. Show Monica the photo.
  • Election Speech. Arrest Tusk. Say your speech to the crowd.
  • Mixed Economic: Success! [-1 → 0 GB].
  • Listen to Simon of everything that's gone right for the economy. At the end, enact a plan to give housing to homelessness. [0 → -2 GB]
  • Tuomas Interview. Don't kick Rumburg out of OMEC. Mess up the interview on purpose.
  • Meeting with Lileas. Eat dinner, she's appalled by your reforms and alliance with PFJP but still decides to support you. Enjoy the meal.
  • Military Parade. Do whatever you want.

Turn 10

  • Merkorpa Cup. Sit down next to Soll, ask if he could assist you should Rumburg declare war on Sordland. Talk with Alphonso and Soll about their actions.
  • Alliance of Nations. To sanction Rumburg’s nuclear program, don’t clap for anyone's speech. When Hoorten is being lashed out by Hegel, stand up for him to support. When it's your turn, talk about peace and ideals built upon the AN. Then, talk about the issues addressed in the AN. Sanction Rumburg by exposing their BFF arms supply and nuclear program provided by Agent Hailstone. If failed to get a report of AN sanctioning Rumburg, reload save and try again.
  • Phone call from Rumburg. Reject the Queen's demands. She declares war on Sordland.
  • After years of turmoil, schemes, and crisis. Sordland is now a strong independent nation. He saw Rayne reform the constitution to a democracy envisioned by Arton S. Wisci, crushed the oligarchs from corrupting Sordland’s institutions, and turned Sordland into an economic miracle in Eastern Merkopa. Seeing the achievements of Rayne and the eventual war with Rumburg, Deivid announces that he will retire to take care of his health. Please thank him for his service, hug him, as you go through one final challenge.
  • Dinner at Home. Spend time with your family, thank them for sticking together, and prepare for war.
  • War plan meeting. Salute the generals, keep Franc in the Frontline (he wants to fight to protect his family and friends). Let both Deivid and Colonel Soll enter the war room. Follow Iosef's and Soll's advice on war against Rumburg. Call upon Agnolia to support your military. Go for Iosef’s pincer plan, have the Agnolians attack Dome, and take Thornbourgh in the second phase of war. Thank Soll and Deivid.
  • War speech. Go nuts. Insult Rumburg for declaring war on Sordland (AN sanctions on nukes is enough to win war). To war!

Turn 11

  • Capitulation of Rumburg. Congratulations. You won. Give Beatrice the Bird [1/2]
  • Election Speech. Give your speech to the citizens of Sordland.
Ending: Rayne the Bird Bro
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Aye yo! Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve had plenty of good experiences at the Bent Paddle and they make some pretty good brews. But I’m confused at the idea of charging people $30/$40 to enter their anniversary party and then having to spend more money to buy beer at regular or near-regular prices. Before anybody gets cranky about, “well, they have to pay for staff and entertainment and porta pottys etc etc. The math works out to around 3000 attendees (per BP’s website) X $30 = $90,000 plus beer sales which = a shit ton. Is this just a money grab? Why not have a free festival or at least charge $10 entry to cover entertainment (which is all local/regional). Am I off base here or am I right in feeling like they’re pickin’ our pockets and laughing all the way to the bank? I mean, how bout some love to your customers like Castle Danger’s or Wild State’s anniversary parties = free + entertainment etc?!?
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