Hamari chudai ki kgahani

Ye bkl ko maine dm kiya baat karte karte pata chala ye meri hi society ka hai, strange coincidence. toh bkl ko maine park me aane ke liye convince kiya for proof. to ye 26tard nahi hai 24 tard hai mains mein iske 97%ile thi aur bits me 290 karke aaya hai. toh smart toh laga mujhe.
Main mudde ke baat about alleged leaked questions. toh bol raha tha ki uske father tcs ion me hi kaam karte hai aur unko paper mile the digitally toh usko compress karke upload karne ka kaam tha unka. like they give pdf of doc the type of one they have in archives and then convert it into format that can be accessed by lakhs of computers at once on the exam day. (PAR MUJHE PATA NAHI KI SACH BOL RAHA THA YA JHOOT, CONFIDENCE USKA KUCH ALAG HI HAI, although hamari society mein bahot tcs ke hai but they are also mass recruiters so pata nahi).
Dusri kaam ki baat deleted syllabus ke question kyon daale. bolta jaan boojh ke taaki sab ko fake lage aur jyada faile na (toh I ASKED TOH FIR DALA HI KYON?) kehta reddit ne uska loneliness dur kiya tha toh in return wahi gifting shit (VICHITRA PRANI HAI BHAI). kehta mera toh delhi cs pakka hai, par bolta lonely hai koi dost nahi hai aur dummy me tha.
TLDR; Banda padhne mein thik thak lag raha tha par mentally hila type ka tha. (matlab jyada bhavnao me bah gaya type shit) overall jo paper ke docs dikha raha tha genuine lag rahe the. par bhadwe ne share nahi kiye. showoff type hi karne aaya tha. bol raha tha raat ko maths aur chem ke daalne waala tha par ban hogaya. 😂🤣 BUT I STILL DON'T TRUST HIM NEITHER SHOULD YOU!

As I clearly mentioned only females. No males DM me. Ek hawsi chudasi maa chahiye ish hawsi madarchod bete keliyem. maa ek dum hawas se bhari hui chudasi ho. Ushe apne bete se chudna bahot pasand ho. Bete ke lund ki pyasi maa, din raat jo bete se lagatar chudti hi rahe...
Ghar me bhi maa nangi rahe or bete sath bahar jate time adhi nangi hoke jaye taki beta jab chahe tab chudai kre maa ki

Cuet ke do exams de chuka hu, thik thak gaye...but 2023 CUET aspirants se maine pucha to unhone bataya ki jab NTA answer key launch karta tab usme bhi galatiyan hoti (misprint) and agar NTA walo ne tumhare galat marks kaat liye to tumhe challenge karna hoga 200 rupees per question deke...hmmm. Matlab lo bhi hamari aur paise bhi hamse lo🤡🤡🤡🤡Galati kardi CUET form bharke
NTA MC 10 BAAR

Bhai logon sach bolu toh aaj ke paper ke baad mujhe nhi lagta ki main accounts acha de paunga 😔but haar nhi maanenge chaiye yeh accounts kal hamari gndh hi maarde prr haar nhi maanenge hum bhi accounts ki Maar denge hum delhi se hai, gndh maarna toh hum janm se hi seekh ke aate hai 😁

It's summer time, all my cousins (all of em are below 12 year old) are over here. I live in a joint family, so there are a lot of cousins who came over. They are a complete pain in my ass. They touch my stuff without even asking for permission. They have already destroyed my childhood toys and misplaced everything from which I can remember my childhood. If I scold them for misbehaviour, unki maa log meko sunna deti hai. Those people come here for a couple of weeks and destroy everything. They act like they own my place. They have occupied my room too saying ki Ghar bohot choota hai. They break windows and do shit and nobody even cares. Unke Karan mere papa ko bohot karche karne padd rahe hai, like taking them out for ice creams, dinner at restaurant etc. And those people (their moms) don't even pay a penny. Wo log hamari cars kahi bhi lejate hai, and agar wo sab kahi bahar jaate hai ghumne toh meko kabhi bhi nahi bulate hai. I am angry as fck mei ye sab kissi ko bol bhi nahi sakta. Aiesa lagta hai sabko sooth du but yaa nahi kar sakta . Sorry for bad sentences, but I can't help .

Bhaii me centre dr. Ambedkar nagar me rakh diya .. 25km from city centre haiii...
Inhe kon btaye ki uska alag station hai usko alag city consider karooo na ... indore ka matlab kahi bhi rakh doge kya poore district me...
Mera toh mind f**** up ho gaya
Upar se bolte aapke mobile ki responsibility hamari nahi hoge....
Bklll

So I was just going through results ka rr and then i came to realise how i was waiting for mera 10th term 1 and 2 ka result bilkul aisse hi roz 4-5 baar reddit scroll kr ke taaki koi update mile. Ab 12vi bhi hone ko aayi hai. I know its easier said than done..but ab kya kru soch kr result ka. My journey here on CBSE has been nothing but very insightful. Kuch bhi daalu response zaroor milta tha..doubt ho ya random rant. I loved being a part of this community and ab finally jaane ka time aagya. Ye toh parampara pratishta and anushaan hai. Agle saal bhi hamari tarah naye batch ke bacche wait krenge impatiently result ke liye..conspiracy banayenge..theories daalenge. Chalo bhai ab bas pray krungi yall also get a good score kal and even if not…CUET hai haath mein💯 Sab ho jaayega. All the best yall. Agar nhi aya kal toh 10 rs waale bande ki wajah sey aur 10rs mil jaayenge mujhe💀

Mujhe pata hai ki coachings mainly focus on 12thies ... But mai drop year main.
Allén kota ka soch rha hu... Mijhe jaan hai ki kya ye worth it hai..
Location: Bhopal.. Yaha ka allen chutiya hai fiitjee gya tha issaal sare teachers to yee orange t shirt walo ne lee liye hai...
Inka fitjee walo ka star batch alag hi chlta hai..
Soch raha hu online Karlu par ghar hai nhi itna acha ki ho jaye...
Papa ke paise kharach nhi karwana kyuki conditions hamari uthni achi hai nhi..
Papa ko probe karke unki respect badhana chata hu.. Mera baap mujhe human jaisa tak treat nhi karta.. naukar smajhta hai... Waise hi sare resetdaar hai.. It's ka patra in my relatives...
Mko prove karna hai...
Allen wale kota ke baache mujhe plzs dm kare...

Hamari batch literally unlucky aur manhoos hein..sab experiment hamare saath hue..term 1 term 2 ka chutiyapa..na school attend kar paaye 10th ke vkt phir 11th late se shuru hua at least mere case mein toh school walo ne result ke baadh school shuru ki thi aur Bhagaya tha syllabus mein..abhi yeh "competency wala chutiyapa..paper mein gand mardi aur abhi result ka chutiyapa 🙂🥰

Bhai pata nai kyu Diploma valo ko sab tuchh aur nichi prajati k prani k tarah treat karte he sab log, ya to ham sab k liye exist hi nai karte ya phir Diploma k baad hamari Degree sabko JEE valo ki comparison me low level lagti he, aesa nai he bhai ham log bi tum logo k sath hi padh rhe hote he(han par mene diploma Kiya tab mujhe pata nai tha k sab colleges me D2D k quota nai hote to ham sab college me admission nai le sakte), Bhai ham logo ko diploma me last 2 sem me 10 cgpa sivay CS/IT me tier 1-2 STATE government colleges me bi admission nai milta, mere 9 cgpa the phir bi muje tier 4 city k shitty Government College Jana pada(mene diploma IT me Kiya tha isliye degree bi IT me hi karna tha isliye kash ECE le leta tier 1 State government college me🥲)
ham logo ka biggest concern for seats SC/ST nai he plastic aur Environmental engineering branch vale he vo sale diploma aesi koi bi branch me kar lete he phir BTech me branch change karke CS/IT le lete he, aese imbalance k vajah se hi aab DDCET(like JEE but for diploma students) aa gya just this year..
Kher aap apni rai to batao yha bi sab aesa hi sochte he? ya phir kuch aur?

So aaj mai ek get together me gyi thi after a long time hamari hi colony ki... (pta ni kis baat ki...) Aur waha bahut se bache bhi aye the... to mai mera bhai (in 10th) aur ek aur bacha (7th me) hum log baith ke ipl dekh rhe the aur normal baate kar rhe the... fir thodi der baad 2 7th&8th class ki ladiya aayi aur mere se aise hi baat krne lagi ... wo aise hi to nhi tha .. ajib sawal puchh rhi thi (cringe types... like do u read ffs? aise hi kuchh bekar prashn) 🤣 I was like wtf? Ye kya faltu baate krre ho...to bolne lagi ki arey aap to bahut innocent ho , aapka koi bf hai? maine bola nhi hai aur unse puchha ki kyu...tum logo ka hai kya ... and one of them said yesss and usne bola ki..... uska bf hai aur wo bhi uski bua ka beta ... cousin ... fucking incest 😵 achha thik hai iss age me kisi se bhi attraction ho jata hai lekin uska bf hai ...
Baat to dono aise krri thi ki jaise kaunsa teer maar liya ho 🤣... But jo bhi hai mujhe abhi tak samajh nhi aa rha ye kya ho rha hai🤧 I am sad :(
Han ik ye post iss sub ke according nhi h but just wanted to share :)
(ff= fanfiction)

Unacademy ne ek jee advanced ke liye 21 din ka crash course nikala hai mere ghar ke pass offline centre pe 999/- ke liye. Basically kya hua hai ki jo teachers padha rahe hai woh fiitjee ke top teachers the magar kyuki FIITJEE ne 3 mahine salary nahi di toh almost saarw top faculty ne leave kr diya. Mai toh last batch ka tha centre ke aur unn top teachers se padhna toh sapne se kam nhi tha . Toh mains qualify ho gaya mera toh mai wahi padh rha tha kuch din se. Basically FIITJEE ke purane baccho ke liye hi hai ye batch kyuki teachers ne yahi soch kr shuru kiya tha.
Aaj ek naya ladka aaya batch mei . Normal looking guy. Maine conversation strike up ki bhai kaisa gaya mains . Tph kehta mai neet ka hu magar mains theek hi tha. Maine percentile poocha toh kehta 98.5 physics mei 100 thi. And I am like tf.
Ab isne mujhse poochi meri toh meri toh G fat gayi maine toh bol deya kam hi hai rehne de.(94.59). Toh ye doosre bcche se maths ke notes maangne laga kyuki isko bass cutoff clear krni hai adv ke liye. Mujhe laga neet theek hi gaya hoga . Toh maine poocha ki bhai neet kaisa hua toh kehta, "theek hi tha 710 ban rahe ,ek question controversial hai shayad sahi ho jaye toh 715". THE FUCK BHAI ITNE CASUAL HOKE BOL DEYA MAI AUR BAAKI BACCHE BASS DEKH RAHE HAI. Hamne poocha bhai teri toh under 100 rank hai toh kyu padh rha hai adv ke liye , kehta " harshvardhan koi baccha tha uska bhi neet aur jee adv doni clear ho gaya tha uski 1200 rank aayi thi mujhe usse bas acchi chahiye"
BHENCHOD 1200 SE ACCHI? HAMARI PADHTE PADHTE HALAT KHARAB HAI AUR HAM 3K SOCH RAHE AUR YE 1200 KEH RHA
Bhai mat padho sab log, kuch nhi kar payenge ham log

Bhalu tujh mein thodi bhi sharam hoti na toh tu Meher wala video delete kar deti, but tu comments delete karne lagi. This clearly shows that u don't have a conscience. Never thought u could stoop so low for money. You are the sole reason that Meher's future could get spoiled. She is a kid now, but will get married in future, you have literally put the tag of an illegitimate child on that poor girl.You urself know that village people care about all these things, just imagine what effect will it have on her. In Islam it's considered a big sin to expose someone's past deeds in front of anyone, aur tune toh puri duniya k saamne dhindora peet diya apne mamu aur mami k bare mein. Ab naya drama start kiya hai iss chant aurat chalu ne apne vlogs mein, khala logo ko script deke rakha hai twins hone ki dua do, taaki iske blind subscribers dekhe, aur isko comments mein yeh hi dua de hamari Dabba rani ko twins ho jaaye. Ab bhabhi ko competition mein harana jo hai. Agar khud k liye acche ki umeed rakhte ho toh dusro k liye accha karna seekho Bhalu appi. Dusro ki life kharab karke kaise khushi milegi tumhe. I have zero sympathy for you now. I just hope Meher leaves for Maudaha soon, and get away from this witch and her greedy family.

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Baat aisi hai ki mere ek classmate ne meri english ki copy li thi work complete krne ke liye. Pehle to maine usey nhi di pr fir jab jo jyada dimag kharab krne laga to maine na chahate hue usey copy dedi. Aaj copy diye hue 1 week ho gya hai, Aur uss bkl ne abhi tak copy wapis nhi di. Aur kal last day hai copy me W.C.(workk complete) dalwane ka aur fir ek list banke principal pe jayegi. Meri copy complete hai aur Check bhi. Aaj jab maine us bande se bola ki kal copy le aana vrna mai PT sir se kehke teri pitai krwa dunga to wo bkl bol rha hai ki jyada se jyada ek danda hi to maar denge. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mujhe itna gussa aa rha hai mann kr rha hai uska sarr phod du. Hamari mam bhot strict hai agar unse bolunga ki ye meri copy leke gya tha aur wapis nhi de rha to wo ulta mujhe hi datengi. Aur ek din me mai dobara wo copy nhi bana skta. 1 week baad hamare school me exams shuru hai. Shayad usne meri copy kahi kho di ya fir jaan boojh ke nhi de rha Agar wo meri copy kal nhi laya to kasam se ya to wo zinda rhega ya mai

kind of blast from roadies to every one who didnt watch and is wondering why siwet and diggy have so much beef You know the funny part is I always felt like digvijay wanted to be in prince’s gang and look being honest is one thing but learning a loyal tag to your gang esp in a show like roadies is equally valid and for digvijay i always felt like he was a solo player and not a team player. At first i did admire him a lot but then he always kept ditching his gang to save his own ass and used to taunt and say stuff like gautam sir ko game samajh mey nahi aaya and stuff just cus he did not get saved😙😭😂😂. Abey why would gautam save you when u literally ditched ur gang so many times and also gautam brought you into the game in the first place. I remember in one episode gautum even told digvijay indirectly like tumhey kisi aur gang leader ko impress karney ki chakkar mey (prince) apni hi gang ko sabotage karoge kya (not in exact words)
so idk if its the hurt that prince always treated shiwet like his brother or his hurt of not getting the same love from prince he secretly always wanted ,he still taunts shiwet for that very reason as it is.
P.s: digvijay waisey toh sabko hilata hai apney words sey lekin finally ek milgayi jiskey words sey woh hiljata hai
HAMARI ISHITA😂😙
and about his connection genuinely never liked unnati never will

I was talking to my mother kal, she said Beta BITS se engineering then work for a couple of years and come back set up a factory in our hometown. For context our hometown is a tier 3 City in UP and I have always been clear to my parents about wishing to pursue chemistry. She asked how Will you do chemistry (money wise) I said bits mein you will spend 30L for 4 years, usse behar I will do Chemistry from a good central uni for 2L in 4 years and worst case (0 scholarship) masters in Germany will cost 25L total. She then got angry and said "hum tumhaari responsibility nahi"? and "tumhe kyun paida kiya 40 ki umar mein taaki tum hamari dekhbhaal karo". My dad supports me, he also wants me to be in India but he accepts that I have my own life which may be away from them Am I in the wrong for wishing to pursue chemistry? (PS - going abroad is not for fun, it's because US, Germany etc are the only places where my skills will be valued as a chemist)

All the best do well enough ki tum ch**yo ko engineering ki seat na khani pade. Hope you get medical college with regarded professors, terrible infrastructure and excessive workload. Best of luck a*holes. Bas hamari seats mat lena already kai advanced ke sapne dekhne walo ko ineligible kar diya hai ab counselling me bhi aukat mat dikhana.

Roleplay - brother- sister incest
Personality- you are hot short heighted first cousin who is extremely vibrant and colourful but at the same time dam aggressive you figure is around 32 28 34 perky tits and round ass. Face is attractive and very fair.
Me - tall handsome athletic muscular built body sharp long nose colour is fair
Story revolving around
You have had many boy friends many sugar daddy boyfriends as well. You know all my secrets and i know all your secrets we both are very close and share a very friendly relationship more of as friends we both hang out a lot drink and smoke a lot maybe inside our minds we are fantasising each other in a sexual relationship as well. We both admire and love each other a lot ( but never had the guts to talk about it with each other) we love to talk about marriage sex babies and our idiotic family members. You are at times jealous of my wife and i get jealous of your boy friends as well
PLOT.
So one night me and you are drinking our favourite Budweiser magnum beer and smoking our favourite gold flake lights cigarette while driving in the outskirts of our city
we are getting drunk i pop out the topic that my wife after our marriage has fucked his ex a couple of times and i have caught her while doing that., i tell you that i forgave my wife and she has been very apologetic about it but inside somewhere i have to have sex with someone other than my wife to get rid of that feeling i am getting avenge ful.
As soon as you got to know about it you got angry and wanted to beat the shit out of my wife but i controlled you. Now me and my wife are living separately as of now coz of work and all other things. ( we both are highly drunk at this moment ) I tell you that i am enjoying this freedom of living like a bachelor but you interrupt me and said kis bat ka bachelor tu to daru bhi behen k sath pi raha hai to which i reply tu girlfriend se kam thodi na hai this gave a firing sensation inside you and you tell me.
Me teri girlfriend thodi na hu to which i say girlfriend se kam bhi to nahi hai and you start blushing. Now you push me a bit and tell me gf k sath sirf daru nahi pite hai kuch bhi mat bol bhai its a direct message to me which gave me chills, my dick pushed itself inside my underwear. I gently ask you gf k sath jo karte hai vo tere sath nahi kar sakta na as soon as i said this you laughed out loud and said gf bola mujhe to gf jaise treat kar bhai.
Now theres utter silence in the car we both are staring each other and all of a sudden i grabbed your head and pushed it towards myself and kiss you so hard that you couldn’t breathe you now got rid of me and slapped me hard smiled and said BHAI isi din ka to intezar tha. I took my car to a lonely field
Finally chapter of being a behenchod
Now we start kissing each other passionately my tongue down your throat and your tongue down mine our saliva flowing from the side of our mouth yet we keep on kissing and smooching each other passionately sucking each others lips violently breathing heavily your one hand has reached my dick and my hand has reached to your tits we both are pressing each other hard i am pressing your boobs very hard my hand has gone inside your tshirt i am feeling the warmth of my sisters boobs and its softness, your hand has gone inside my jeans and inside my underwear you are holding my hard cock and your hands are wet with my dicks pre cum. We both are still kissing each other hard our spits inside each others mouth. Now i push my hand from your boobs to your pussy which is entirely wet i start fingering you very hard and you start screaming ahhh bhai ahhh dheere dheere i dont listen to you and keep on fingering you my entire hand is wet with your cum in it i slowly take out my hand and put that wet hand and fingers of mine inside my mouth ahhhh pehli bar behen ki chut ka pani taste kiya mene its so warm and salty you hold my hand and taste yourself from my fingers and kiss me hard while spitting in my mouth now you smile and say bhai hath se mat chat mu se chatle to which i violently grab your boobs hold you tight and throw you in the back seat. You start enjoying the moment while i am coming outside from the gate you start saying sale kab se tadap rahi hu tere liye itne sal se daru pi rahi hu tere sath mujhe kyo nahi chodta tha mujhe pata tha tu behenchod hai. I have come in the back seat now i say chal chut chata bhai ko tu which you gladly opened your jeans grabbed my head and pushed it inside your pussy. It smells so good i start eating your garam garam chut licking you so hard in and out that you start screaming ahhhh bhai chatle pura bhaiiii ahhhhhhh you start pressing my head inside your pussy and start moving your belly like a dancer like moving your pussy in my mouth. Your warm cum and wet pussy tastes so fucking delicious. You start screaming bhai mera hojaega itne zor se mat chat ahhhhh bhai ahhhhh i keep licking you and tell you behen mauka hai aaj bhai ko pani pila de pura chut ka jhad ja mere mu me to which you came so hard you pushed my head inside your pussy i am unable to breath your force is so strong. Your entire cum is down my throat and i ate all of it.
You are all tired and fucked up and now you tell me bhai i am done i need more beer you drank all my fluids so we start drinking some beer again, while drinking i am pressing your boobs now i tell you sunna behen kiss me hard and now make me drink beer from your mouth you started smiling and said pakka wala behenchod hai na tu and i said tu itni badi randi hai lekin aab se sirf bhai ki randi hai hearing this you suddenly got charged and started smooching me you started spitting out your beer from your mouth to my mouth and made me drink it while kissing me you whisper lund chusaega behen ko? And i got crazy after hearing this mene bola ha aur kya karegi behen and you said chusa de yar tadap rahi hu. Now you got on the side of the seat took out my cock and start licking the top of my dick which was full of pre cum you are tasting my salty pre cum and started going down my dick slowly sucking and blowing your brother while you suck me i an sipping my beer and my one hand is in your ass cheeks pressing them hard i am getting so horny that i start pressing your head down my throat till my balls moaning aahhhh behen aaaahhhhhh while sucking you tell me bhai mu me mat cum kar dena mujhe chudna bhi hai i smiled and said chuste reh pehle ache se chudai bhi karenge you are giving me deep throat all sloppy blowjob my backseat is full of your spits and saliva with that spit you suddenly kiss and smooch me giving me the taste of my own pre cum and your saliva ( this was a surprise kiss ) but i liked it like anything
Now you tell me chal chod apni behen ko sale kutte and snatched my beer and started drinking it. Before fucking you i tell you yar condom nahi hai what to do it can be risky and you smiled and said jab tera pani nikalne wala hoga to bata dena me uth jaunga aur mu me lungi.
Mene bola tu apne bhai ka cum swallow karegi? You replied ha bhujha de meri pyas pila de pani apne lund ka apni randi behen ko
Now i grabbed your hairs and smooched you so fucking hard that you started bleeding from your lips and you started riding me hard. Charging like a mad bitch you are riding me so hard in and out we both are dirty talking to each other while fucking. You tell me bhabhi bhi aise hi chudti hai kya tere se i said ha chudti to hai lekin maza tu hi zada de rahi hai you started laughing while jumping on my dick screaming ahhhhh bhai maza aaraha hai zindagi me bohat logo se chudi lekin bhai se chudne ka maza pehli bar mil raha hai ahhhhh bhai itna sukoon kabhi nahi mila mujhe aahhhhhhhhh
Chodte chodte i start pressing your boobs hard and you tell me bhai daba mat chus le unko pura i now start sucking your perky tits i tell you spit on those boobs so that i can taste your spit while sucking them hard and you gladly do so ahhh behen aaj jeewan ka asli maza aaya hai har kisi ko behen chodne ka mauka nahi milta hum dono lucky hai you said mujhe pata tha tu behenchod hai lekin me bhi darti thi kaise chudungi tujhse i also said me bhi darta tha yar lekin tujhe dekh k hilata bohat tha ghar ja k You said ahhhhhh bhai chodte reh tera lund itna bada hai pura andar tak feel ho raha hai mera hojaega i bit your tits. Now we both changed our position in the car and started doing it in reverse cowgirl while you started jumping on my dick i started biting you on your shoulders and holding you from your tits. Ahhh bhai maza aaraha hai tu mere andar pani mat nikalna yar apna baccha pata nahi tujhe papa bolega ya mama we cannot have kids together. I said ha mera nikalne wala hai you asked me while being fucked bhabhi ko kaha lena pasand hai tera pani, i said usko to chut k andar lena pasand hai pura pani you replied swallow nahi karti mene kaha nahi usi chut swallow karti hai and we both started smiling looking at each other
While looking at each other you said mujhe chut me nahi apne mu me lena hai pani bhai pila de mujhe please as soon as i heard this i said nikal jaega and you said pila de jaldi and i started screaming ahhhh aane wala hai and you jumped from my dick and brought your face towards my dick and put my dick inside your mouth and started stroking it like hell hard and came all inside your mouth. Such a huge mess it was you swallowed all my cum and showed me your mouth while doing that but you are such a slut that after swallowing the cum you kissed me hard making me taste my own cum from your tongue. We both had a smoke after that and got ready to go to our homes.
Do you want Chapter 2 ?