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A Guide to Buying Promotional Products!

2017.08.18 15:41 optiglitch A Guide to Buying Promotional Products!

Here I will list all of the promotional products that I sell. You can also view them all from my website, http://www.promotional.pro - This is meant to give everyone a wide variety of selection when purchasing promotional products for their events or gifts for employees. You can be invoiced after receiving your product if you are a valid business with ranking on Dun and Bradstreet.
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2024.05.22 00:12 Zealousideal-Talk912 Evolution TCG Not Fulfilling My Order or Responding to Emails

Did a little searching and ended up on this thread: https://www.reddit.com/OnePieceTCG/comments/18eh8xd/scam_or_legit/ I am in a bit of a related situation that I'm not sure how to navigate through.
Has anyone been able to Evolution TCG or gotten a response from evolutiontcg.nl@gmail.com?
I preordered a case of One Piece OP06 in November 2023 but they have not sent anything. They have not responded to any of my emails and I ended up calling my credit card company to issue a chargeback/dispute. The representative said that since it is a preorder and it has been more than 4 months since the purchase date, they are not able to file a dispute because the company never gave me an estimated delivery date. I have to obtain a delivery date from them or else they can't file a dispute, but Evolution TCG has not responded to any of my emails.
It seems that they can keep stonewalling me and ignoring my emails while simultaneously not refunding me or responding to any of my questions and I can't do anything about it.
What are my options here?
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2024.05.22 00:12 lts-ATrap Front pocket leather wallet

I looked at a bunch of old threads and saw a lot of the same suggestions. I’m looking for a vertical style front pocket leather wallet similar to craft and lore port but a little classier or more polished if that makes sense. I love the port wallet and it has enough space for everything I carry, just want to change it up a little.
I’ve had open sea leather kam+ and three sons leather Mitchell wallet. It needs to have a minimum of two outside card slots and one middle slot. I’ve looked at popov but it’s very similar to craft n lore.
I’m looking at maybe little king goods V1 or Benjamin Bott double wren. I’m hoping someone may have some suggestions for a smaller less known creator.
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2024.05.22 00:10 Bobcatbubbles Looking for bottles suggestions for a red wine tasting night (details below) :)

Hi All! I’d love to know which bottles you all would select for my upcoming red wine event given the following categories. In terms of access, I’m located in the Eastern US so the bottle must be available or able to ship to the this area. In terms of price, I’d like to aim for $50-$125 per bottle, but willing to expand up to $200 for two or three of the bottle categories (for example, for the older vintage selection). Everything must be a red wine. Open to bottle idea or any other comments you have!
Flight 1: Intro to Old World vs New World
-1 bottle Spanish Tempranillo
-1 bottle US Merlot or Pinot Noir (can’t quite decide on the US option)
-1 bottle Aussie Shiraz
Flight 2: Varietal Comparison
-1 bottle Gamay (light bodied)
-1 bottle Sangiovese (medium bodied)
-1 bottle Cabernet Sauvignon (full bodied)
-1 bottle Tannat or Touriga Nacional (big and bold)
Flight 3: Vertical (old vintage versus new vintage; what tertiary notes come with time in the bottle)
-1 bottle 1990 (bday girl’s year)
-1 bottle Recent Vintage (let’s say 2015 forward)
Flight 4: Dessert and Fortified reds
-1 bottle of Port
-1 bottle of Madeira (or another idea)
-1 bottle of sweet Lambrusco (or another idea)
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2024.05.22 00:09 devoct95 Can't decide what to pay down

So I have 8k in credit card debt and about 5k on a loan don't know what one to pay down first kinda thinking the loan? Then work on the credit card
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2024.05.22 00:09 antonioblevins08 Ways I can benefit from my good credit.

I’m 24 years old. I have an 839 credit score through FICO. I own 4 credit cards and only use my Amex Hilton and Chase Freedom Unlimited. I keep all my accounts at $0 I just paid off my car. I’m scared that with no open line of credit my score will begin to drop. Is that the case? If so, what are some good ways to use credit for passive income? I thought of maybe buying a second vehicle and renting it out on Turo.
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2024.05.22 00:09 Gl33p Short Explanation of How to Get PSXONPSP660.bin Working Properly on Miyoo Mini Plus/Onion OS

I kinda had a bad time with this, and thought I could offer a more direct resource for anyone else trying to get PCSX - ReARMed to detect the PSXONPSP660.bin bios.
I suspect most people are like me, and didn't realize they were supposed to have an updated official bios installed when running PSX - ReARMed. Now a whole can of worms has opened, because GameSwitcher has sorta poisoned your setup, by generating save states bound to the HLE BIOS by the time you saw this message.
So, while it is indeed as simple as dropping the bios into the BIOS folder, there are a couple things that need to happen first, and gameswitcher is going to be kind of an annoyance here.
So, the first thing you need to know, is that the save states, and saves are associated with the default HLE bios. Despite the fact that you have placed the BIOS file in the correct directory, the game will still load with the fallback HLE bios EVEN IF YOU RESET THE GAME.
First of all, I recommend downloading the file explorer from the package manager before you begin anything.
1.) Download PSXONPSP660.BIN bios from it's github.
2.) Rename PSXONPSP660.BIN to PSXONPSP660.bin (lowercase 'bin').
3.) Place PSXONPSP660.bin in the /BIOS directory at the root of your SD card
NOTICE
Gameswitcher is a headache now, because if you boot into the game, it automatically defaults to it's save states that are associated with the HLE BIOS. Yes, even if you reset the game. So we need to do some cleanup for any game that you wish to use with the new bios.
WARNING!
Proceeding with this next step is necessary to get the new bios working with any game you have previously played with the default HLE BIOS. We have to delete those save states and you WILL LOSE ANY PROGRESS made on the HLE BIOS.
4a.) It is possible that the saves will still work, so we will leave them for last, and start with the save states. From root go to /Saves/CurrentProfile/states/PCSX-ReARMed/
4b.) Inside this directory you will see all of the save states GameSwitcher has generated associated with your games. Find the game you intend to play with the new bios, and delete it's save state.
5.) Once finished deleting save states, exit file explorer. For good measure, Hover over 'Games' in the Home screen, press Select, and 'Refresh all roms'.
6.) Turn off device.
7.) Restart device.
8.) Try to start game. If you receive the bios compatibility warning again, you unfortunately have to axe everything. Also GameSwitcher became involved again, and has regenerated save states associated with the HLE bios for that game...essentially undoing everything we have done, but it was worth doing to see if your saves could be recovered, right?
Go into file explorer and perform steps 4a-4b again and move to step 9.
9.) From root go to /Saves/CurrentProfile/saves/PCSX-ReARMed/
10.) Find your game in the list, and delete it's save file
11.) Follow steps 5-7 again.
Your game is no longer associated with any save states or saves that are associated with the HLE bios. You are good to go, and running on the proper bios version to date.
You will know it worked, once you boot the game and the bios compatibility notice no longer appears.
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2024.05.22 00:08 brandon1768 Stopped at the dollar store for nail clippers. Hot wheels stock was terrible. Found an open case sitting at the back room entrance. Cards hanging out, wasn’t hopeful. Figured I’d check it… FIRST SOUP IN THE WILD 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

Stopped at the dollar store for nail clippers. Hot wheels stock was terrible. Found an open case sitting at the back room entrance. Cards hanging out, wasn’t hopeful. Figured I’d check it… FIRST SOUP IN THE WILD 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼 submitted by brandon1768 to HotWheels [link] [comments]


2024.05.22 00:08 DirtyConsole64 Great News! Titans and Tyrants is now on the Tabletop Simulator Steam Workshop!

Finally, drafts, booster box openings, not having to place counters for food and adrenaline... If only I could quickly and easily expand my skillset to coding to automate the cards and counters. In any case, thank you to those that were waiting for this! Go pick it up and join the Discord if you're not there already!
Titans and Tyrants Alpha Set Package - Steam Workshop
Titans and Tyrants Discord Server
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2024.05.22 00:06 _Alpha_Mail_ First ever Ulta purchase

First ever Ulta purchase
It's worth noting I both shop at/work for Bath & Body Works so I get most of my fragrances there but I am a gourmand fiend and have heard a lot about this one so I wanted to buy it. I love it. It's got a nice sugary pecan kind of smell, and the projection isn't super overpowering.
By the way can anyone do me a favor and kindly explain what the rewards system is? The lady at the checkout took my info but then never really explained the perks. Do I get a dollar amount off a purchase if I spend enough or is it like I get a free product after a certain amount?
And second question, is it normal for them not to bring up the credit card? I had a script prepared in case I was asked about it but the cashier never did. I don't know if it's just because I'm a guy or maybe the cashier wasn't feeling it. Either way I was thankful.
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2024.05.22 00:05 Character_Detail_127 IMO!! Zitobox is soo much better than the rest of the sweeps casino!

Not only do they give you a daily bonus, have giveaways, they also send bonus codes every Friday via text and every Tuesday they release a new game with bonus coins. They also let you gain Zito points ( their version of sweeps coin) while playing with the credits they give you daily!! They can bee redeemed for gift cards or via PayPal. ITS 100% LEGIT! I have cashed out multiple times!!
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2024.05.22 00:05 ScariestPandaBear 32 [M4F] #Online #Kansas City - Nerdy and looking for the same! Just trying to meet new people and maybe we click!

Good Evening R4R people!
Not really sure if I will find anyone on here for the future, but I am open to just chatting for a bit and having some interesting conversations! Maybe get around to hopping on discord and playing some games in the future too!
I'll start off with the about me: White, 6'3", chubbiefat but I work out, go on walks two times a day and healthy everyday now, dirty blonde hair that gets curly as it grows out, blue eyes, glasses cause I'm blind as a bat, college educated, just trying to make my way in life.
I said nerdy because I do play video games (PC only - mainly path of exile, league of legends, and can work on buying other games in the future), and used to play table top games such as card games which I do eventually want to try to get back into. It might turn into just playing poker, but I had a lot of fun with card games and met a lot of my good friends through that.
About you: 18-45, similar interests or nerdy in some way (games, books, movies, etc), and just wants to enjoy the time together!
Hopefully I didn't scare you off, but send me a chat and tell me about yourself, what you are looking for, and we can always just have a nice conversation!
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2024.05.22 00:04 BenzCR huge credit card debt due to Young Living

I’m currently in deep cc debt sh*t due to my YL business. We live in a place where not everyone uses credit cards. So, I have let my downlines use my cc for their enrollment kits, Essential Rewards and enrollment of their own team members.
In the beginning, I was able account for everyone’s IOU to me, until I met a potential builder that I felt will be my ticket to reach Royal Crown. Her family’s is relatively well off because she’s a SAHM she doesn’t have a big cc limit. So I let her use my cc liberally. Trusting that she will pay me religously.
In the beginning, it all went well because she had great contacts because of her husband’s business. I was able to qualify for incentives trips because of all the people she’s been recruiting under her.
Eventually, the payments for my cc stopped coming. Then, I heard she and her family have moved out of the country.
I’m now left with this huge cc debt that I’m trying to make ends meet. I’m a professional accountant but I’m now selling shitty skincare via LIVE Facebook and TikTok channels so I can get extra income apart from my trickling YL commissions. **face palm* what happened to me?
My upline is no help, she let me go into this rabbit hole without any advice to take it slowly. She’s a lawyer but so greedy. She will edify you to heavens and but when it comes to situations like this— she goes incognito. She encouraged me to support this builder because of her potential but now doesn’t have any sound advice of my predicament. Manipulative and gaslighting at its finest.
I’m glad for this channel where I can vent out and hopefully others learn from me.
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2024.05.22 00:03 Nitach14 Switching from I3 to Hyprland

Hello, I'm using EndeavourOs I3, the default manager is LightDM. I've installed hyprland using pacman.
When try to launch hyprland from the login screen I get a black screen. When I launch hyprland from the terminal I get the errors
[backend/backend.c:224] Cannot create X11 backend: disabled at compile-time. [CRITICAL] m_sWLRBackend was NULL! This usually means wlroots could not find a GPU or enountered some issues.. [CRITICAL] Critical error thrown: wlr_backend_autocreate() failed!.
Curiously when I open console window using Ctrl + Alt + f3 and then launch hyprland everything seems to be working.
I'm running on a integrated graphics card, so no Nvidia problems. I'm not sure how to fix this, can anyone help?
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2024.05.22 00:03 MacDaddy228 Auto loan with credit card?

Recently posted in here asking about paying car note off with TSP loan and was heavily advised against doing so. So I just thought of another idea and wanted to see if this made sense/was possible. I have $5700 left on a navy federal auto loan at 6.59%. I have a capital one credit card with SCRA applied at 4%. (I know SCRA normally is 6%, but I applied SCRA to this card 7 years ago when I joined and it’s always been 4%). Can I pay the car off with this card or do a balance transfer? I would obviously still pay the card off as fast as possible but figured this would save me some interest money and also give me more flexibility with it.
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2024.05.22 00:02 legitmaxwu Generate surprisingly good (90% accuracy) Radar rules using Sigma reports

If you frequently see fraud slip through your Radar ML/rule protections, this is for you!
My cofounder and I are building in the fraud space right now, and we noticed for some of our customers, some pretty blatant fraud cases get through with low to medium risk scores.
We looked into their historical transaction data via Stripe Sigma (which includes all the features passed into Stripe's ML model!), and through some super simple techniques, were able to come up with a list of rules that identified fraud with a 90%+ rate on the historical data. As in, 90% of transactions that the rule flagged either resulted in a fraudulent chargeback, or an early fraud warning. We quickly set up these rules so that future cases would not happen.
Example rules:
:email_count_for_ip_weekly: >= 10
:total_charges_per_card_number_daily: >= 15
:authorized_charges_per_billing_address_hourly: >= 5
Shockingly simple, right? And interesting that these transactions got away with low to medium scores. My best guess is that Stripe's ML model has to fit across all of their customers, so some things that would be suspicious for your business might not be for another one.
For that same reason, I can't guarantee our methods will work for everyone. But if anyone here is interested in trying our tool, DM me! It's really simple-- just 3 steps. Probably would take like 5 minutes.
  1. Run a Stripe Sigma query I give you, get a csv file
  2. Open our web app and input the csv file (the data never leaves your computer, everything is done in the browser)
  3. See if there's any rules you can add!
The tool is probably very buggy since we quickly spun it up, so I would LOVE to hop on call to walk you through the steps and debug any issues as they come along. Would also love a chance to learn more about your fraud stories, and we're happy to share what we know and give general tips on using Stripe Radar.
But if that's too much, happy give you a link to the tool to try out. Just DM! Again, the tool runs entirely on your browser so your data will never leave your computer.
If enough people find value in this, I'd love to polish it up and release it publicly later on :)
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2024.05.22 00:01 ikieneng My fanfiction - episode 4!

My fanfiction - episode 4!
The next part is here! This episode is so long that I had to split it, and today, you're finally getting part 3 of 3.
You can find the previous episodes in the side bar! (Community info page in the app)
DISCLAIMERS (the same ones as before)
The point of this fanfiction is not to be a straight-up continuation of events with the same themes, intensity, and tone. If you go into it with those expectations, you are probably not going to like it. Rather, it’s supposed to be how I wish things went if these events were real life. The resolution you want for a real-life situation isn’t often the right choice for a show, but it can be incredibly beautiful. Think of what you’re about to read to be a separate show then.
Episode 1 of this fanfiction begins after the episode “2:00” (season 2 episode 4), so it replaces the episode “Cake” and the ones that follow it. This fanfiction expects you to have seen the entirety of seasons 1 and 2, so you should watch those first.
I myself am bursting into the story here. The narrator and me are the same. While my character is like 95% real me, don’t take events about my life described here as facts. Some aspects of my life have been changed for the story. In my head, I started writing like an “alternate me” character in 2016, fulfilling a lot of the things that I wish I had in life, adding that to my story. I’m not really from Ukraine. I speak fluent Ukrainian as a foreign language, I started learning it in 2014, and I’ve talked to tons of people from there, but I’m not from Ukraine. I also don’t have as much money as I do in the story. I wish lmao.
If you want to post your own fanfiction, feel free to do so! To get your own post flair for your fanfic, and to appear in the side bar, please message me.

Part 3 (days 3 and 4)

We’d wake up on day three, and still, nothing would be any different - we’re still locked up. We’d both feel really worried not knowing if we’ll have to forfeit our whole plan because we might run out of food and water and take the risky route - calling the police and getting ourselves into a situation where we’d have to be freed by force, which would be so dangerous because the Turners have proven that there’s nothing they’re not prepared to do to us to “get Jericho back”. Leanne would ask me “What do we do if we call the police, and Mrs. Turner comes up here and tries to hurt us?” At first, I’d insist that we start thinking about that when we do run out of food the next day, but she’d insist we should come up with a plan. I’d point at the corner on the edge of the attic facing Spruce Street, the corner that’s to one’s right when coming up into the attic,
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and say “Then you’d curl up and hide over there, and I’d take the radio, you’d take the metronome, and I’d sit down in front of you, shielding you, and if she gets in here before the cops do, we’ll defend ourselves. And we’d record everything on my phone. And we should probably hide behind the sofa. Maybe then, she might not notice we’re still up here at first. She’d probably be in a state of panic.” She’d look at me with sad, but touched eyes and just hug me and say thank you. I’d reply “Of course”. After some silence, I’d tell her “If anything happens to me… Please bring me back”.

She’d be touched by that, but say that if she reanimates me, the Church of Lesser Saints will come after ME as well because they’ll believe that I’ll be obligated to join. With a worried smile, I’d say “I know... But they’re probably already gonna do that, right? Because I won’t let them get to you!” We’d both nod with the same half-happy, half-worried expression. “And if things go terribly wrong and you have to bring me back, we can try again!”

I’d ask if I’m getting it right that the “great sins” they think she’s committing are not spending time with the Church and helping another family from the one that was assigned to her. She’d say yes and add that there’s a lot more they hate her for, like her “disobedient and rebellious streak”, disobeying their instructions, putting curses on people, and now, leaving the Marinos.
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After a few seconds of silence (out of shock that this is how the Church of Lesser Saints frames it), I’d be like “If you disobey so many of their instructions, then...”, look her directly in the eyes, and go “Good! Keep on disobeying them! I’m actually kind of stunned that this is how they frame your actions, because that is so manipulative. Wanting to have a life where you don’t have to worry about your every step being watched and controlled, where you can actually freely explore what you believe – not what they tell you to believe, but what YOU believe, where you can do totally normal human things like listen to music, and where you can go wherever you want and make some basic decisions for yourself and work wherever you want, that doesn’t make you...” (doing the “quote-on-quote” with my hands while I say it) “quote-on-quote ‘disobedient’ or ‘rebellious’, it makes you a normal human being. If they forbid every little thing that people do that makes you happy, if you then look for happiness elsewhere, that’s on them. You can’t take every bit of joy away from people and then expect them to just deal with it. You wanting to run away, that’s the logical result of their bullshit. And you didn’t ‘leave’ the Marinos, you were taken. Don’t let them think you’re at fault in any way!” She might have never heard any verbal confirmation before that her feelings about leaving are valid, and this would be so reassuring to her. She’d tell me that whenever she did things like not be there for meals at the Church, skip assemblies, or curse people without permission, she would be brought before May and the rest of the community, get questioned about her behavior, and she’d have to self-flagellate to receive forgiveness.
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I’d go really still and quiet when she mentions the self-flagellation, which she’d then explain is a frequent punishment. That would freaking break my heart... I’d ask her when was the last time she hurt herself, and it was a little less than two weeks ago, before she was forced to leave the Turners. Very carefully and quietly, I’d ask her if it would be okay if she can show me her scars and add “You do NOT have to if you’re not comfortable, PLEASE don’t do it if you’re not”, and after a second, she’d nod and show me her back. My heart would break for her even more seeing her scars, I’d just express how horrible it is that they made her do that… I’d show her some of my cut wounds from when I self-harmed, which I hadn’t done in like three and a half years at that point. I’d want her to know that way that I get the urge, that I really do, but I’d tell her that hurting oneself achieves nothing. All it does is make you feel horrible mentally and physically, and every time you do it, there’s a risk of infection and even death. I’d just tell her I understand while taking her in my arms. I’d ask her to please look me in the eyes and tell me she won’t hurt herself again, and that when she feels like doing it again, to please talk to me first. She’d quietly say “I promise” while looking me in the eyes, and after some longer embraces, we’d both smile a bit, that would make me really happy to hear! I’d ask that when we’re out of here, if we can call a doctor sometime soon and get them to look at her scars to make sure none of them are infected, if she’s comfortable enough, and she’d nod and smile at me a little bit some more.

We’d eat after that. We’d run out of tomato soup that meal, and I’d tell her that when we’re getting out of there, I’d get her all the tomato soup in the world! “We’re gonna fill a whole hotel fridge with tomato soup!” “And with Ben & Jerry’s?”, she’d ask, and I’d say yes and say that we’re probably gonna need more than one fridge. I’d say we’re gonna pick the nicest and most expensive hotel to stay at, an idea that she’d love! “You still think Allentown is a good idea?”, I’d ask her, and she’d think my reasoning from the day before makes sense and say yes. We’d look for the nicest hotel in Allentown online and see that there are “only” three-star hotels in Allentown. Leanne would ask if getting such an expensive place to stay is really okay, and I’d say “Money is not an issue, don’t worry about it” while reaching across her back and like caressing her right shoulder, looking her in the eyes, and smiling. “And besides, let’s spoil you, you fucking deserve it after all this!” We wouldn’t book anything yet because we wouldn’t know when we can get out of there yet, but looking at all those insanely nice hotels would lift our spirits a bit.

After eating the first half of that day’s rations (only two half day’s rations would be left after that…), we’d think that it would probably be a good idea if we started writing the document for the police right now. Writing it can take hours upon hours, and there’s no point in delaying the rescue to write the document after I leave if we can do it right now, so we’d begin right that moment. It would begin something like “My name is Daria Horenko, born July 30, 1999 in Odesa, Ukraine, residing in 501 Pembroke Ave, Philadelphia 19050, Pennsylvania...” (I don’t live there. I have no idea who does. Please leave them alone lmao) “...I sent this statement to my Facebook friend Liam [...] (residing in Tipperary, Ireland, using Facebook as Liam [...]) as a PDF file and told him to call the Philadelphia police and read this statement to them if I don’t come back online and confirm that I’m okay by 10 PM Philadelphia time / 3 PM London, UK time on December 22, 2022. If he is reading this to you, it probably means that there was no sign of life from me by that time, and that I’m not safe, probably kidnapped and locked up by Dorothy Turner, Sean Turner, Julian (I’m not sure about his surname, but I’m referring to Dorothy Turner’s brother - redhead, not very tall, moderately overweight) in the attic of their residence at 9780 Spruce Street, Philadelphia 19139, Pennsylvania”, and then document everything I’ve seen in chronological order and everything that Leanne has told me, with a link to our video and photographic evidence, references to DNA evidence that can probably be found in the hole in the basement if they haven’t covered it up by now, and a statement at the end saying that I’ve written it together with Leanne to make sure that everything is correct. That would take a really long time, hours for sure. But when it’s done, I’d run spell- and grammar checks on it and send it to my printer at home, to be queued for printing when I get home and turn it on. We’d also know that today (December 21) or tomorrow will be the day when we leave one way or another, so I’d schedule a text message to 911 in 30 hours from that moment. The message would say “This is a scheduled message. If you’ve received it, then Leanne Grayson (born October 13, 2001)...” (We only ever learn Leanne’s birth year from the gravestone. October 13 is Nell Tiger Free’s birthday, so October 13, 2001 being Leanne’s birthday is kind of my headcanon)
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“...and me (Daria Horenko, born July 30, 1999) are probably not safe, abducted and locked up against our will by Dorothy Turner, her brother Julian, and Sean Turner in the attic of their house at 9780 Spruce Street, Philadelphia 19139, Pennsylvania or somewhere else on the property. We need help immediately. The Turners should be considered dangerous and very clearly willing to use violence and intimidation. We need help NOW. Details in our prepared statement: [the link]”. Because we’re holding out hope that we won’t have to call the police from inside the attic, the document would include information on what our plan is to get Leanne (and me) out of there as safely as possible and call the police from the taxi, but that if we run out of rations, we won’t have a choice but to call the police while we’re unarmed and while the Turners still have the upper hand.

We would debate whether we should include information about the Church of Lesser Saints right away or tell the police about them later because we know how that sounds, considering that this would hurt the credibility of our testimony,
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but we’d modify the document and include the most important information about them as well, with more believable explanations - how they forced Leanne and other members to self-harm (meaning that current members or those who recently left), where they’re currently operating from in Lancaster,
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that they faked their deaths, that they forced Leanne to leave the Turners, and the necessary lie that they took the real baby, and that Leanne hasn’t seen it since that day and doesn’t know where they’ve taken it. We’d also include names and stuff, and most importantly, reference the baptism tape and say that it shows May and George watching us from the sidewalk outside the church less than three weeks ago, and that piece of evidence would change everything in regards to investigating the Church of Lesser Saints and make the police believe us. We’d add that it’s probably among the other DVDs in the Turners’ living room, and that I’ll try to get it when leaving the building if our original plan is still going to be an option, rip the DVD at home, and add a link to the video file to the document. We’d modify the scheduled text message as well, and we’d charge both phones, mine first because the scheduled message is so important, but it’s an iPhone, so we could charge it to 100% rather quickly and then charge hers. And we’d add that we’d want the police to get Leanne’s things from the Marino estate. All her stuff being there would be further evidence that she was taken suddenly and against her will. We’d also add what number Leanne can be reached at for now with the Samsung Galaxy phone. And then, I’d send the document to Liam on all platforms where I know how to reach him, followed by a message to alert the authorities if I’m not back online confirming that we’re both okay in what’s now probably more like 29 hours, the phone number of the Philadelphia police, and caps at the beginning saying that it’s an actual emergency.

Out of nowhere, I’d ask her if she’s seen “Titanic” lmao, and with her near total isolation growing up, she wouldn’t have seen it. “I’ve only seen movies on TV”. I’d be like “I can show you lots of movies if you want! I got several subscriptions to streaming services, and also a bunch of stuff offline on an external drive at home.”
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Back on talking about “Titanic”, I’d tell her it’s wonderful and so freaking romantic, albeit over-the-top at times for sure and a bit overrated. It has that glossy feeling and some superficial characters to it that all James Cameron movies have, but it’s still really wonderful. After explaining the plot to her (since she’s grown up so isolated), I’d tell her about one scene that I’m thinking about a lot from time to time - near the end of the movie, when old Rose is done telling the researchers her story, she says that she doesn’t even have a picture of Jack, and that has hit me so hard from the first time I’ve seen the movie.
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She has no physical memories of him, she can never see his face again, and she can never show people what he looked like. That just rips my heart. I’d ask Leanne if we can take some pictures together. We’d look pretty horrible because we haven’t been able to shower in days, but we wouldn’t care and take them anyway and really, genuinely smile so hard. I’d send them to her email address (leanne_grayson@icloud.com, that email address is on her resume in the show),
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manually sync my gallery with iCloud, and I’d send them to Liam. I’d ask what phone she got back at the Marinos’ and if she’s got any pictures of herself in her iCloud gallery, but she’d tell me she’s rarely ever taken pictures of herself, only for the resume she applied at the Turners’ for, and I’d be like “Whaaaaat? But you’re so beautiful!”, and she’d smile hard, a bit embarrassed. I’d look her straight in the eyes and say it again and say that I mean it for real, she is so incredibly beautiful! It’s probably so rare that anyone’s ever said that to her in her entire life (her mother definitely didn’t, and given that the Church of Lesser Saints believes that anything that feels good is dangerous,
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it’s rather unlikely that they did), Tobe saying it in “Balloon” might even have been the only time ever…
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I’d then add “Inside AND out!”, and she’d smile some more in a bit of embarrassment and then look me in the eyes and say “You, too, Daria!”, and as you’d expect, I’d smile so hard and even with my eyes!

It would be rather late by then, so we’d eat and listen to some more music together from the Spotify playlist I created for her and talk so much about what we’re hearing.

After dinner, she’d bring the topic up on her own (this is kind of making fun of these fan theories) - she’d tell me that some in the Church of Lesser Saints think she’s the Devil or Lilith because of her rebelliousness, and how she’s inspired doubt in some people in the Church. I’d make such a weirded-out face. After realizing she’s serious, I’d say “If you are the Devil, then hail Satan! Like, seriously, if YOU are what God is threatening will happen if we don’t follow him, then that’s literally the weakest threat I’ve ever heard of. Then God is the villain here. We need more people like you in the world!” Shy as she still is, she’d still be almost embarrassed to hear this (she’s so not used to compliments), and I’d make it clear I’m serious, that I really think she’s fricking wonderful and the sweetest, and that she clearly has a huge heart full of so much love, and that she deserves so much better than what she’s ever experienced! Almost in denial, she’d see in my eyes that I really mean it and just smile and hug me, and then, we’d both smile even more! I’d rub her back a lot in that moment and promise her again that everything will be okay. “I’ll make sure of that!”

After some more music together, knowing that tomorrow will be the day we leave, no matter which plan we’ll go with, we’d make sure we haven’t forgotten anything. Looking around, I’d realize I have to give her my earphones with a cord because the internal mic of my Samsung Galaxy S5 Mini is essentially useless. I’d tell her that when I call her the next day to tell her it’s safe to come downstairs now, she should answer the call, plug in the earphones, and then, it will take a few seconds until I can hear her, but then, it should be fine. We’d set a code phrase that I’ll mention to let her know if the Turners got me and it’s NOT safe to come down. She’d suggest “tomato soup”, and I’d smile and say yes, that’s gonna be our code phrase. “And if it IS safe to come down?”, she’d ask, and I’d suggest “ice cream”.

I’d realize that we should probably find her fresh clothes in the attic and a coat right now, so as I said, it’s not too obvious that she’s been locked up for a long time the second she walks out of the door, because if she’s in dirty clothes or nightwear, with it being obvious that she hasn’t showered in days, and I get her out of there and into a taxi to drive off while I got a gun, it would look as if I was kidnapping her, so we’d find her a nice dress and coat up there, and I’d turn around and close my eyes while she puts it on, and when she’s done, I’d tell her again that she looks amazing! 😊
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And she’d smile and thank me this time, sort of the way she says it to the makeup artist at the street fair in S3E5 “Tiger” in that typical way of hers that’s so adorable for real,
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and she’d look in my direction and say “You look really beautiful, too!”, really shy, before peeking me in the eyes for a moment, and we’d just look at each other for a moment. “Can I have your pictures?”, she’d ask me, and I’d say yeah, open my iPhone, and select ALL pictures of myself in my gallery and send them to her email address, and send her those that are too large via a Google Drive link (iCloud isn’t great for sharing files lol), and then, I’d take her Samsung Galaxy S5 Mini, download them all (which would take a while because that phone is ancient), and set one of the pictures we’ve taken together as her wallpaper, and then set it as my wallpaper on my iPhone as well! 😊

We’d consider if there’s anything else we’ve missed. She’d mention that parts of the floor screech, especially one tile, so when I sneak out, I gotta be careful on the stairs, especially with that one tile.
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After a few seconds, she’d ask me if we wanna book a hotel now, and I’d smile and say sure! “Did you like any hotels in particular, out of the ones we looked at?” She’d say “The one with the big jacuzzi looks great” with big eyes and enthusiasm in her voice, like she does during some of her conversations with Tobe in S3E5 “Tiger”. “You’ve ever been in a jacuzzi?”, I’d ask her, and she’d go “Nooo, but I wanna try!” in the same tone,
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and so, after lying down now, we’d look up which hotel she was talking about and book a two-room suite in that hotel in Allentown for three weeks. I’d add “So we can easily look out for each other, and so you’ll also have some privacy.”, and she’d smile and nod, that consideration would probably mean a lot to her.

We’d then get ready for bed. For the next day, I’d get some better clothes as well and put them on while she’s turned around with her eyes closed. I’d take the last ration of food out of my backpack, put the clothes I just took off at the bottom of it, above Leanne’s Bible (the porcelain baby and card are already in one of the other pockets), and put my phone and the chargers in another pocket. I’d look around and ask her if there’s anything else I should take with me to safeguard, and at first, she’d also look around because she wouldn’t know how to answer right away, but she’d then point at Mrs. Barrington with her face,
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and I’d be like “Well, I think she’s a little too big for my backpack, but I can talk to the police when we’re out of here, maybe we can try to get her!”, and Leanne would nod with a big smile again.

We’d lie down on the mattress and share the covers again. Just like the night before, I’d lie down on the side of the mattress that’s closer to the stairs, in case Dorothy changes her mind and tries to assault Leanne again… On the mattress, she’d suddenly hug me really tight, break into tears, and thank me over and over again, and I’d just hold her tight, say “Of course”, and assure her that everything’s gonna be okay, that we’ll get out of there tomorrow. I’d wipe some of her tears off her face 🥺 On the mattress, we’d just look each other in the eyes and both just smile more and more, and after a minute or two, she’d kiss me on the lips for a tiiiiny moment and then, we’d just smile at each other even harder! She’d say “I’m not supposed to do that” while still smiling just as hard and looking me directly in the eyes! “Says who?”, I’d reply. She goes “My aunts and uncles”, and I’d say “I don’t think they’re a reliable source!”, and we’d kiss each other some more and longer, and both feel each other’s smile on our lips, and peek at each other a few times in between 😊🥰❤️ We’d both put our arms around each other before telling each other good night and before I promise her one more time it’s all going to be okay!
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At some point during the night, she’d wake me up, and when she does, I’d realize I had a nightmare, like, not from my night terrors, and she’d tell me I had a nightmare, that I was sniffling in my sleep, and that I told her two days earlier to wake me up if this happens. Still feeling terrible (the feeling of immediate dread always takes a while to subside for me), I’d thank her. I’d ask what I was saying, and she’d say that I wasn’t speaking English. I’d consider if I should tell her for a moment, but then, I’d take a deep breath, look up for a second, and with a heavy voice, slowly say “What if we try plan A tomorrow, and I fail? I’m scared… I don’t wanna mess this up… I don’t wanna fail you…” And she’d slowly look at me and just say two words: “You haven’t!” I’d look at her and almost laugh a bit out of joy. I’d smile and just cuddle up to her a bit, and she’d do it back. I’d say I’ll try to listen to music for a while to calm down because doing something else makes it much easier for me to zone out of the feeling of dread again. “Why only you?”, she’d ask. “I don’t wanna keep you awake”, I’d say, “You need the sleep”, and she’d say “It’s okay” and just smile a bit, and so, we’d listen to some music together for about half an hour.

I’d tell her that my sleep is so horrible (she’d say she can tell) because I don’t have my meds, and I’m really fricking looking forward to taking them again. Without them, the quality of my sleep is terrible, and it takes so long for me to fall asleep at all if I don’t take them. She’d ask if I’ve taken them for a long time, and I’d say that I haven’t taken these particular meds for long because whatever I take, my body builds up some resistance to them pretty quickly, so after a while, I always have to get new ones, but I’ve taken sleeping meds for years now. “It sounds like they’re really helping you, right?”, she’d ask, and I’d nod and say “Yeah, they really do. I’m also taking antidepressants, and they were an absolute gamechanger for me. It’s okay if I don’t take them for a few days because they don’t work in the moment, but they like rewire your brain over time, and they’re the best thing that’s ever happened to my mental health. Before I started taking them, it was so hard for me to avoid bad thoughts or resist them, like, it was hell, but ever since then, it got sooo much easier, and not letting things get to me or not letting bad things really take over me is just so much easier now.” After a while, I’d say “I was at a psychiatric clinic voluntarily for six months, but I also had nowhere else to go, and the doctors and employees really abused their power. They only intervened when there was physical violence, they didn’t intervene in any other conflicts, so because of them, the patients constantly bullied each other. My doctor switched to another department while I was there, so I got a new one, and the new one wasn’t perfect, but at least, she cared. I got really lucky to get a place at a living group for mentally ill people, which was when I could finally leave. But honestly, all my experiences with mental health professionals since then have been better. I went to a different clinic for four or five days voluntarily in 2019, and even they were far better. “That sounds scary…”, she’d say. I’d reply “It was. But things got much better after that. I had lots of setbacks, like, you know, but if you get help, it’s always better.”

After the current song’s over, we’d lie down to try and sleep again. We’d smile at each other again in bed, and I’d give her a short-ish kiss before saying good night, and we’d both smile even harder after that 😁 And we would fall asleep for good after a while (it would still take me longer than her).

In the morning, Leanne would wake me up again. She’d show me that the door is unlocked and open by a little bit now (they’re “letting” her out for a few hours…),
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and we’d both just embrace and chuckle in huge joy, as we can go with plan A now, the less risky one! We’d remember to quiet down after a few seconds and whisper from then on out. I’d go to the toilet roll, take eight pieces, rip them into two bands of four pieces each, and roll each of them up into a little bunch. I’d give them to her and tell her to put them into the wall pieces of the door when she gets out (so it looks like the door is closed while it can’t actually lock) and give me an audible signal when the third floor is clear, so I’ll get out with my backpack, take out the toilet paper, and hide in her room.
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“Is there anything you want me to get from there?”, I’d ask. “No. Everything is here or at the Marinos’.” I’d go “Okay” and move on - since I’m almost definitely unable to come down to the second floor right away (I’m using American English in all of these episodes. “First floor” in American English = “ground floor” in British English; “Second floor” in American English = “first floor” in British English; “Third floor” in American English = “second floor” in British English, etc.), she’d give me a signal when coming back upstairs. We’d agree that when she comes back upstairs, if it’s safe to go to the second floor, she’d shout something, maybe in conversation, maybe some sort of cry, doesn’t matter, and if not, she’d kick something. She’d be locked upstairs again after that, so I’ll have to tell when to get further downstairs myself, which I’d do as soon as I’ve heard absolutely no sounds from inside the house for at least a few minutes. On the first floor, I’d get the DVD from March 11, 2001, and if the baptism tape isn’t clearly labeled among the tapes, I’d unplug the DVD player from the TV, turn on the player, open the DVD slot, and if the tape isn’t in there, I’d take all unlabeled tapes. I’d then listen in on the basement door for a few seconds, and if I hear no sounds from down there, I’d quietly open the basement door and go downstairs, and if no one’s there, I’d get out through the side entrance down there, out through the back gate, walk back to Spruce Street, drive my bike home, take a shower, watch the tape from March 11, 2011 like she told me I could, hide it somewhere at home, print out the document for the police, take it with me in an envelope, print out a second version of it to give to the taxi driver, so I can say “If I’m not back in an hour, please call the police for me and read this to them”. I’d then call a taxi (a taxi with a large trunk whose driver is allowed to drive to Allentown and back), load my gun, and leave for the Turners’ and get Leanne.

We’d see that Liam has replied by now. Of course, he’d be super worried, but he’s got our backs for the plan, and that would be really reassuring. We’d look each other in the eyes, and then, I’d hug her sooo tight for several seconds, and we’d have one loooong kiss (hoping it’s not the last time we see each other…) before she goes downstairs while looking back at me on the way before putting the toilet paper in the door. I’d then put on my backpack. Once Leanne loudly shouts “Mister Turner?”, that would be my signal, and I’d hide in her room for about 45 minutes before she’s “let” back upstairs and shouts “You can lock me in now, Mrs. Turner”,
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which is when I’d sneak into the storage/guest room and wait. It would take like five hours until I hear nothing for a while, which is when I’d sneak onto the first floor, look around to make extra sure no one’s there, and go to the living room. I’d get the tape from March 11, 2011, and the baptism tape would be among the labeled DVDs, and I’d put it into the box of the March 11, 2011 tape (I’d put the original DVD loose in there and use the spot inside the box for the baptism tape because it’s probably more important. I then wouldn’t hear anything from the basement, so I’d slowly and quietly go down there. No one would be there, so I’d leave as planned and go home and take a shower. I’d watch the March 11, 2011 DVD. I’d be surprised to see the interaction between Leanne and Dorothy for sure, but sort of knowing her, I wouldn’t think anything bad of it. I’d actually get it because of my past celebrity crushes (which I know isn’t what she was feeling for Dorothy) and the desire to meet them, especially with Blanche. I’d get why Leanne wouldn’t want the police to see it, it would look bad for her. I’d wrap up the DVD in a thick piece of paper and tape it to the back of my closet, between the closet and the wall. I’d burn the piece of paper in the DVD case in my bathtub with a bucket of water next to me just in case. I’d test if the DVD of the baptism tape still works (it does), rip it, upload the video file to Google Drive, add it to the document for the police, cancel my printing queue, print the document (two versions of it. The one for the taxi driver would just have a short introduction at the beginning, like, that I’m the person who ordered the taxi), order the taxi, pack my things for the next couple of weeks and anything that Leanne might need, so I’d include any clothes that I think could fit her, and go to the taxi. I’d tell the driver to get me one block away from 9780 Spruce Street (which isn’t actually a real address, by the way) and wait there for me. Before leaving for the Turner house, I’d give him the envelope with his version of the letter for the police and tell him what I said I would tell him. I’d then get my backpack with the gun in it from my luggage in the trunk, and walk to the Turners’ house.

I have already "written" so much more in my head, but I've now reached the end of what I've actually written down, so it will take longer until the next episode is out now! Hope you've enjooooyed this one!
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2024.05.22 00:01 scarsellaj The Hater’s Guide to the 2023-24 Bundesliga Season: Debriefing

I hope nobody else is doing this. And I hope you enjoy it because this is not going to be a regular occurrence. This season of German football was just too good to not write up. So let’s go over some storylines.
Bayer Leverkusen: 50. Fucking. Matches. Unbeaten. Do you realize how impressive that is? The fact that it was Never-kusen to do it is insane. Mostly down to Xavi Alonso being the next elite manager. He completely changed the Bayer team. Grimaldo, Frimpong, Wirtz, Boniface, Stanisic, Schick, Tapsoba. The building blocks of a title winning team. Congrats, boys, you saved German football. If you win this treble, it will be one of the greatest stories in football history. You ended the Bayern monopoly after years of stagnation. The goal now will be to keep the gang together. Alonso has already thwarted attempts for Bayern, Liverpool, and Madrid to sign him. The squad remains the big question. It’s not about whether key players will be sold, it’s about which ones.
Stuttgart: The amount of times I’ve double taked on 2nd place is comical. This team was fighting relegation last season. They only survived because they won the pro-rel playoff. Now they’re playing Champions League football next campaign. Guirassy surely was the story of the season. Deniz Undav regained his spot with Streets Won't Forget FC after his redemption campaign. Jee Woo-Yeong was a rock in midfield. Alex Nubel kept the ball out of the next making him a prime candidate as the next great German goalkeeper. More credit is due to their manager, Sebastian Hoeneß. Yes I Googled his name and copy and pasted it. The man got this team into the Champions League, a massive achievement for this club. A brilliant mind like that surely warrants a payday. Please don't let him get poached by Bayern.
Bayern Munich: An absolutely appalling season by the standards set in previous regimes. You have to understand, though. This Bayern was COOKED from the start. Thomas Tuchel bitched and moaned about Joshua Kimmich and Leon Goretzka's uselessness in a double pivot. He wanted a new No. 6. In the end, the Bayern board decided to use all their transfer funds on Harry Kane. The ROI on that move has been as advertised, with Kane only posting his best statistical season ever. The downside: Bayern went trophyless. You are reading that correctly. Not only that, they finished 3rd. Tuchel beefed with key players like Matthjs de Ligt and Kim Minjae. Injuries to guys like Gnabry and Coman also crippled the depth. Leroy Sane proved to be good strictly in the Champions League. Alphonso Davies was great but non-committal on his future in Munich. Eric Dier was brought in on loan and became a critical player in the second half of the season. Yes, that Eric Dier. It's now Kingsley Coman's first season without a league title since 2014. The Champions League could've been great, had it not been been for some fishy calls made in Real Madrid's favor in the semis, but it was not an elite team. Now they must truly rebuild, and first step is finding Tuchel's replacement. Which...nobody seems too keen on taking this job. The expectations are too high, and the rebuild is just too massive. You feel stupid for sacking Julian Nagelsmann now?
RB Leipzig: It was a growing year for the Red Bulls after bringing in so many new faces. Xavi Simons, Lois Openda, and Benjamin Sesko certainly excite but they are highly inconsistent. Openda still posted 24 goals across the season, with Sesko adding 14. Simons with 11 asissts was massive. Defensively, they were much more sound. Willy Orban managed to lock down the backline, finally. Mohamed Siamakan took large strides forward. Benjamin Heinrichs cemented himself as one of the lowkey ballers in Europe. The problem still remains doing it for longer. They were constantly hovering between 5th and 4th this season, and luckily results picked up at the back-end of the season to cement another season of European football. Marco Rose bought himself another season, where hopefully he will be able to shape the team to his liking. Stalwarts like Dani Olmo and Youssef Poulson might be moved on to generate funds. Leipzig clearly has ambitions now that the Bayern monopoly is on life support.
Dortmund: This team is a goddam headache. What the hell do you mean they made the Champions League Final and beat PSG convincingly to get there? Dortmund did that indeed. Their league form has been absolutely mid. They can string together some results but clearly lack the guile necessary to mount a title challenge. Or even a Pokal contention. But this is the current holder of the Vibes FC badge. Julian Brandt was the driving force of this team. He only had 15 goal involvements all season, but his passing was critical to set up the play. Niklas Fullkrug capitalized on his newfound status as the leader at the top. Gregor Kobel backstopped an otherwise leaky defense made up of aging Mats Hummels and the fat version of Niklas Sule. Jadon Sancho got exiled from Manchester United and came home. He wasn't the 20 and 20 player but he showed glimpses. Karim Adeyemi also took massive strides forward. Other standouts include Jamie Bynoe-Gittens becoming the next English player to develop abroad. Even if you don't win the UCL final, you managed to get Germany the 5th UCL qualifying spot.
Eintracht Frankfurt: Frankfurt's problems can boil down to a very simple reason: no real replacements. They lost Kolo Muani, Lindstrom, N'Dicka, and Kamada all in one summer window. The biggest loss was Oliver Glasner stepping down last year. Yet, they managed to get back into Europa League. Omar Marmoush only potted 12 goals across the season. The rest of it came down to collective effort. Ansgar Knauff showed some potential but is still too raw. Mario Gotze is still here and was already slowing down last year. This campaign all but confirmed it. Robin Koch fled the relegation of Leeds United to return to the German national team as their lead defender and a national team call-up. Kevin Trapp is still managing to keep himself under the radar but was still important for Frankfurt's fortunes. Dino Toppmöller deserves praise for this coaching job. Now the question will be is can he do it again?
Hoffenheim: Congrats, boys, you're going back to Europe. The Conference League should be an ample test of your mettle and growth as a club. But who are we kidding? For those who don't know, Hoffeheim are one of the few German clubs that benefit from a wealthy owner. 50+1 always has loopholes, and Deitmar Hopp has been willing to spend to get his club back into the big time. It hasn't worked to the extent some might hope, but it is indeed progress. A 32-year-old Andrej Kramaric was one of their standout players, and a mentor for young striker Max Beier. Both posted 14-goal seasons, enough to carry Hoffenheim up the table. USMNT fans got to watch the John Brooks redemption story. There were times where this team was outclassed by lesser opponents, though. Doesn't spell good for the next season.
Heidenheim: Bayer Leverkusen were the feel-good story of the season, but honorable mention goes to Heidenheim. Winning both the 3rd and 2nd division title is nice and all, but the Bundesliga is not the lower tiers. It's all good, though. A solid mix of German vets and young players created a hungry squad with a point to prove. Most would say a 2. Bundesliga club should focus solely on survival. Heidenheim said fuck that, let's shoot for a European spot. They just barely missed out but this is a massive step forward. Please for the love of all that is holy capitalize on the moment.
Werder Bremen: The club image restoration campaign continues. Werder is a former Bundesliga champion that has dropped to such a low they were in the 2. Liga just a few seasons ago. Since then they had relied on Niklas Fullkrug to carry them to survival. This latest finish is a massive improvement. Now without Fullkrug, they are carried by a rag tag group of German, Danish, Belgian, and American players. Ninth place will at least be a building block to getting back to cultural and football relevance. I wouldn't expect them to suddenly be a contender, though.
Freiburg: Christian Streich is usually applauded for the work he has done to keep Freiburg afloat in the top flight. This was another fruitful season, even if it seems anti-climatic. They had multiple players put 7 goals or more. Vincenzo Grifo was the top scorer, a midfielder, but added 8 helpers in addition. What more is there to say? The club is still fighting for its return to European competition after a pretty brutal time in the Europa gulag. Congrats, boys, you are now the West Ham of Germany.
Augsburg: Sorry you had to be Leverkusen's whipping boys on the final matchday, but someone had to be sacrificed for the Invincible run. Augsburg should feel lucky they finished 11th. 15 losses usually spells trouble, but they were rescued by clutch scoring from Ermedin Demirovic. It's better than previous seasons but don't you feel just a little bad about getting rid of Ricardo Pepi now? He won the Dutch league title with PSV. I don't know, you could've used him.
Wolfsburg: You know how Tree says "Detroit channeled a rear-ended Pinto?" Wolfsburg channeled a rear-ended Golf. It was an incredibly hot-and-cold season, which I guess should be expected when you employ Ralph Hassenhuttl as your manager. Yes, that Ralph Hassenhuttl, the man singlehandedly responsible for Southampton's relegation. Nico Kovacs was steering the ship into the abyss, and was promptly canned at the right moment. Replacing him with Ralph didn't improve anything. One day Wolfsburg would do something cool like beat Leipzig. The next they would lose to Union Berlin. Last season, Wolfsburg was just a few points outside a European spot. Now you've entered hell: mid-table.
Mainz: Bo Henriksen is at least trying to build something at Mainz. It was clearly not going to be easy. When you lose 4-1 to Union Berlin on the second matchday, that spells trouble. They did managed to get some decent results, but they were Bayern's punching ball one March day. 8-1...fucking hell (stoppppp! he's already dead!!). You managed to avoid the drop so I guess that's progress. You have an exciting young forward in Jonathan Berkhardt, and decent defensive stability with Sepp van de Berg and Philip Mwene. Don't get too excited, you have a long way to go before you're back at the big kids table.
Gladbach: There was a time when Gladbach were punching into European football. It's not this season, because this was a dumpster fire. Had Mainz not collected one more draw, Gladbach would've finished higher on goal difference. Which is -11...woof. The team lacked any defensive cohesion, and could barely string together a good run of form. Most times they had to keep rescuing themselves in squeaky bum time. USMNT fans won't want to hear it but Jordan Pefok and Joe Scally are not beating the mid allegations. Pefok only scored 5 goals. Scally still doesn't look like a legitimate starting right back. The legend of Julian Wiegl continues as he amassed ten yellow cards in a single season. They're a pretty young team so there is time to improve, but this is a real mess.
Union Berlin: The curse of the Champions League struck Union Berlin with a fiery vengeance. It is not unfair to say they were incredibly underprepared for the gauntlet that is elite European football. Almost all of the moves they made backfired. Bringing in Leonardo Bonucci for UCL experience only to find he was washed. He got exiled to the Turkish league for his fraudulent crimes. Brenden Aaronson was loaned in after he too fled relegation of Leeds United. He put up 4 goal involvements in one season...Medford Messi my ass. Roben Gosens was somehow the top scorer. He's a fullback. The honeymoon is over. It really took them until the final matchday to survive. That late penalty against Freiburg saved them for the drop. Good, you survived. Now don't fall off like that again. Your fans can be incredibly proud of you, considering you look way better than Hertha.
Bochum: Yea about what you expect with this club. They're a German yo-yo club. Yes, they do indeed exist. Sure, they still have a chance to stay up with pro-rel playoff coming up, but I don't expect much ever. Take your annual triumph over Bayern and get the fuck out. Getting absolutely bodied by Leverkusen to cement their title was a courtesy to you. Don't lose that playoff.
FC Koln: You guys fucking suck. I thought for sure Koln would at least put up more of a fight after getting promoted last season. Only collecting five wins?? FIVE? This is a goddam travesty playing out in real time. Yo-yo club status cemented. Given what I saw you'd be lucky to get back in to the top flight after this season.
Darmstadt: Darmstadt had two major problems that hindered their season. They couldn't defend, and they couldn't score. Double whammy if you ask me. Somehow you make teams look like Real Madrid. You got some wins over your relegation rivals. Take what you can, I guess. I think the 2. Liga is probably more your speed, though.
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2024.05.22 00:01 TheQnzFund Dads in debt - options?

Dad (62M) has been depressed last 6 months. Terrible disease and bout of depression for him. Long story short, he recently opened up that his mental illness is financially driven. As his son (26M) I’m looking to get in touch with the right person to figure out what we can do. I’m an engineer and have no experience dealing with this situation. Let me know what you think or who you think we can reach out to.
Also interested to know, if you have the experience, if this is something you think we can manage without defaulting/losing our house
Rough numbers (HCOL area): Dads income - 135k/yr - $6800/mo My income - 110k/yr - $5600/mo
Monthly bills (including mortgage, minimum credit card payments) - $8,300
Debt Home - 450k - 3.1k/mo Credit cards - 70k Student loans - 10k (mine) Utility - 7k
Savings 401k (dad) - 180k Bank (dad) - 26k Bank (me) - 30k
Again, looking for general advice, thinking about calling a debt consolidator to help us make a plan.
Thanks in advance.
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2024.05.22 00:01 greenerpickings Approved for CFF after Recon

Hi all, just wanted to add my data point.
Credit Score: 750 FICO Experian
Cards @ credit limit:
Applied for a CFF at the beginning of May and was denied due to too many recent accounts and high credit limit for my income. Called the recon line (888-270-2127) and was approved. They asked the following questions:
  1. confirm income (gave me my income, and I confirmed)
  2. source of income (employment)
  3. how long I've been employed (7 years; I assume they meant at my current job and current source of income)
  4. reason (for points)
Approved, but I had to transfer $2k from another card due to my limit vs income.
Also, another note, I have tried calling the recon line since the week after (as per the 7-10 business day message). When asked if I was referring to a recent application, I kept pressing 1 to confirm and kept getting the "we are working on it" message. Pressed 2 this time around and it went straight to an agent.
Edit: Formatting
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2024.05.22 00:01 clashblades Current State of the Game

This game has a lot of great aspects and some things that could definitely be improved. I am hopeful that the devs will continue to listen and improve some things. I haven’t seen a collective list of issues and thoughts on how to fix them. Let’s list some problems and try to offer reasonable solutions. I am not a believer in nerfs for the most part, but sometimes buffing everyone to be in line with overpowered heroes takes time and resources.
Eironn is meta defining with his opening skill. - Buff other units to be able to compete - Add new heroes with countering mechanics - Add an artifact that gives 2 rearmost allies immunity to first ability
Thoran has the most survivability and dmg potential. - Granny would be a good alternative with her healing and CC if Odie could not shred her in seconds and execute. Add +15 ex skill to be immune to execution. - Change ult to a dot that does the dmg over a few seconds instead of a burst that nothing can survive. (Potentially too strong of a nerf).
Rewards aren’t great. - Increase rewards for honor duel, arcane lab, etc.
Honor Duel - Improve rewards - Change matching system so that you fight against a relatively equal team. Don’t match a 2-win team with a 2-loss team early on. - Remove heroes from pool once they are mythic
Gold becomes scarce later in the game and with new seasons. - Reduce cost of equipment and artifact upgrades. - Increase gold rewards. - Allow us to sell old gear instead of converting it all into materials.
New Season Equipment starts at 0. - I don’t have an issue with this, but it needs to be explained so people understand it.
Lack of Yellow Temporal Essences. - Increase yellow temporal essence rewards. - Allow us to convert blues to yellows or break down reds to yellows at a ratio that makes sense.
Content and Equipment is Resonance Gated - I understand that the devs want to control our pacing, but a hard stop isn’t the way. Gate it based on difficulty curve. - Equipment chests are similarly gated so lift the restriction or tie that level of equipment to more appropriately challenging content.
Let’s add a side section for possible ideas and content we want to see:
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2024.05.22 00:00 North-Cheesecake9923 Having to undergo financial check for new job but unsure about address history

I need some advice regarding a financial background check required for my new job.
All my official documents (electoral roll, bank, HMRC, etc.) are registered at my parents' home, my permanent address, even when I was at university. After uni, I moved in with my brother and his girlfriend for a year before starting my master’s and then the new job. We've moved twice due to lease changes. While living with them, I updated my HMRC and one bank account to my current address to match work records. I’m not on the lease, council tax, or electoral roll at my brother’s address, but I do pay rent to him.
For my job's financial check, I need to provide address history. I’m concerned about ensuring the credit report matches the details I provide. I made an Experian account, listing my current address for the past three years, which shows my parents' address as my permanent one and my current address with my brother. This is because I gave them this information so that they can’t generate a report. No linked addresses appeared. Not even my parents and I do have a credit card issues at my parents address as it’s my permanent address.
I haven't pulled reports from the other credit agencies yet. Should I only list my parents' address? What if they ask for proof? The only documents I have with my current address are bank statements.
By the time the background checks are done, I’ll have moved back with my parents for 6-8 months.
What should I include in my address history to avoid issues, and what proof should I provide?
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