Dadaji aur ma
Ek lakh ki bhains!
2024.05.21 13:33 halfhumanhalfgoddess Ek lakh ki bhains!
Main tuitions deti hoon primary class ke bachchon ko. Mere tuition mein ek ladki aati thi woh 5th class mein thi aur uska Chhota Bhai 1st class mein.
Ek baar mujhe us ladki ne kaha, ma'am humare pas ek lakh ki bhains hai, aapko kharid ni hai? I said, no.
Phir 10-15 din ke baad phir usne mujhse wahi question puchha, ma'am humare pas ek lakh ki bhains hai, aapko kharid ni hai? I said, no again.
Phir usne mujhse woh same question puchha ek month ek baad. Mera answer same tha. She kept asking kuch 3-4 baad aur puchha.
Phir vacation ho gaya aur woh log apne gaon chale gaye. Uski mummy ne video call Kiya aur mujhse baat ki, phir meri student yani, unki beti ko phone diya maine usse bhi baat ki. Phir unhone apne chhote bete se kaha ki jao ma'am ko apna gardan dikho. Us ladke ne mujhe apna garden dikhaya, bataya ki kaunsi kaunsi Vegetables unhone ugayi hain aur yeh bhi bataya ki usne apne dadaji ki help ki hai is kaam mein.
Maine uss ladke se puchha ki yeh toh batao apki ek lakh ki bhains Kahan hai, mujhe dekhni hai. He said, woh farm pe gayi hain.
Story thodi funny hoti agar yeh question maine uski behan se puchha hota.
Edit- har story ka koi moral ho yeh jaroori nahi hai but if want the moral of the story then here it is.
Moral- koi aapko kitna bhi apni cheez bechne ki koshish kare agar nahi chahiye toh mat kharido.
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Ek baar mujhe us ladki ne kaha, ma'am humare pas ek lakh ki bhains hai, aapko kharid ni hai? I said, no.
Phir 10-15 din ke baad phir usne mujhse wahi question puchha, ma'am humare pas ek lakh ki bhains hai, aapko kharid ni hai? I said, no again.
Phir usne mujhse woh same question puchha ek month ek baad. Mera answer same tha. She kept asking kuch 3-4 baad aur puchha.
Phir vacation ho gaya aur woh log apne gaon chale gaye. Uski mummy ne video call Kiya aur mujhse baat ki, phir meri student yani, unki beti ko phone diya maine usse bhi baat ki. Phir unhone apne chhote bete se kaha ki jao ma'am ko apna gardan dikho. Us ladke ne mujhe apna garden dikhaya, bataya ki kaunsi kaunsi Vegetables unhone ugayi hain aur yeh bhi bataya ki usne apne dadaji ki help ki hai is kaam mein.
Maine uss ladke se puchha ki yeh toh batao apki ek lakh ki bhains Kahan hai, mujhe dekhni hai. He said, woh farm pe gayi hain.
Story thodi funny hoti agar yeh question maine uski behan se puchha hota.
Edit- har story ka koi moral ho yeh jaroori nahi hai but if want the moral of the story then here it is.
Moral- koi aapko kitna bhi apni cheez bechne ki koshish kare agar nahi chahiye toh mat kharido.
2024.05.21 11:28 Relative_Chemical_50 HSC Result Rant
Jeeneetards pe dekh raha tu bacho ke HSC me mostly sab 80+ bol rahaa even koi koi 90+ aur yaaha dekh raha tu mostly sabka 60-80 range me dikh raha ha bhut kam logo ka 80+ dekha ..sachai kya ha me tu puri tarah se Tut Gaya hu 74% aay ha ,🤡...kash ma gavv me college le liya hota tu aaj itne gande number nahi dekhne ko milte 🥲
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2024.05.21 09:59 Her6our6 Showtime!
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2024.05.20 17:35 Daddy_Bol_BKL Avg 10th grader questions
1) notes khud ke banaye or online lele If yes... kiske/kahase notes le
2) online leactures dekhna worth it h? Konse teacher acche h YT pe
3) konsa reference aur question bank lena chaiye (math ma RD solve kare?)
4) syllabus kab tak khatam karna chaiye
5) kitne saal purane previous question paper practice karna chaiye
6)perfect time table kaise banaye
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2) online leactures dekhna worth it h? Konse teacher acche h YT pe
3) konsa reference aur question bank lena chaiye (math ma RD solve kare?)
4) syllabus kab tak khatam karna chaiye
5) kitne saal purane previous question paper practice karna chaiye
6)perfect time table kaise banaye
2024.05.20 10:33 TrustworthyBasis This is interesting! Sindh High Court mei ek case chal raha and the case’ judge was Justice Salahuddin Panhwar.
 | Case mei Grade-17 k ek officer sahab aye aur unko justice sahab ne poocha k whats his position. Toh afsar sahab ne jawab dia Grade-17 officer. Judge sahab ne unse poocha aap ne kya parha hai toh afsar sahab told the judge that he has done BA in Maths. submitted by TrustworthyBasis to PAK [link] [comments] Phr judge sahab ne unse kaha k maths k spelling sunaye but afsar sahab failed to give the proper spelling of Maths. Jis k bd court mei sab log hansnay lagay. Justice Salahuddin was astonished k jis banday ne MA kia hai Maths mei usko Maths k spelling nahi atay. Lekn sabse important baat ye hai k iss k bd court room mei sab hanstay rahay, judge sahab surprised thay and life goes on! Mulk issi trha chal raha hai! |
2024.05.19 16:09 campbejk94 Turbo-Electric Liner "Strathnaver", from the Far Eastern Review, March 1932
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2024.05.19 10:17 CaptYondu Start a Trend Part 2: Seat exchange with a lower class only
Earlier when I posted about having someone being compensated full fare when asking to exchange for an unfavorable seat (eg: SL to MB), it had some caveats.
New Proposal is exchange seats with one class lower coach only. Eg. Someone wants lower berth in 2A, then go to 3A and ask the person to move. 3A guy won't mind the upgrade and no 2A guy is troubled.
Win Win for all!!!!!!!
Indicative scenario "SiMa'am, Aapko lower berth 3A mey aaraam se milegi aur koi bhi exchange ke liye maan jaega"
2A>3A>3E>SL
You want to exchange, you can't trouble another guy. "You cant have your cake and eat it too."
So if you get a lower in SL take it and do the AC compromise, but don't make another person compromise.
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New Proposal is exchange seats with one class lower coach only. Eg. Someone wants lower berth in 2A, then go to 3A and ask the person to move. 3A guy won't mind the upgrade and no 2A guy is troubled.
Win Win for all!!!!!!!
Indicative scenario "SiMa'am, Aapko lower berth 3A mey aaraam se milegi aur koi bhi exchange ke liye maan jaega"
2A>3A>3E>SL
You want to exchange, you can't trouble another guy. "You cant have your cake and eat it too."
So if you get a lower in SL take it and do the AC compromise, but don't make another person compromise.
2024.05.19 06:04 Amazing_Scientist643 Big ass
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2024.05.19 03:41 higgs4242 MOG DPP WORTH IT ?
Ek do din se mog ki maths ki dpps kar raha tha * marked question kar liye un ch ke jismein mujhe cum confidence h 22 ko h mera exam or kuch karu kya ? Phy chem revise kar kar ke thak gaya hu neend mein bhi formula puchlo abh toh fir bhi marks nahi aate . Bc maths mein 80 ban jaaye ffs mujhe probability aur p and c nahi karna ma chudaye wo ch taati h saale
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2024.05.19 03:38 OfferMaterial6214 Advice needed!
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2024.05.18 20:57 Kshitij-The-7th Im scared
So today, I finished off my CUET exams. I'll be honest physical ed and GT mere ma baap ne karne ke liye karwaliya... Im getting around 170/200 in PE and GT ko main dekhra ni hun. My main issue is my eco, pol, history and english. I calculated my marks and they are approx 194/200 in eco, 188/200 in pol and history and unknown/200 in english ( amazing admin of my centre took our english question papers just before GT aur phir wapas nahi mile )... I am assuming between 200 and 188 for english as I am rather good with the language.
As a general category male, do you think I'll have any chance of getting a BA english honors or BA psychology honors seat from DU ( I know koi to miljayega but I am thinking more along the lines of Hansraj, Ramjas, Hindu etc ).
I dont wanna do law but my parents say ki CUET se DU ni hua to CLAT hi karna padega warna no college for me :(
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As a general category male, do you think I'll have any chance of getting a BA english honors or BA psychology honors seat from DU ( I know koi to miljayega but I am thinking more along the lines of Hansraj, Ramjas, Hindu etc ).
I dont wanna do law but my parents say ki CUET se DU ni hua to CLAT hi karna padega warna no college for me :(
2024.05.18 08:19 drishonn This is what I got for 93.6% in Medical
 | anyways sbko gifts milte dekh bura lag rha hai bc itni mehnat ki aur marks laye aur mila kuch bhi nhi ye bhi nhi ki puche kya chahiye sheher ke newspaper mei naam bhi aya (bohot chhoti si jgh pr kone mei but firbhi) submitted by drishonn to CBSE [link] [comments] ulta bc kal se papa ne ek kaam de rkha hai jismei meko laptop ke aage aankh phodni hai and to question my existence ki bc mehnat kri hi kya na kisiko frk pdta hai bs dusro ke saamne chaude hote hai ye kehkr bete ke itne aye utne aye fir naashte ke time thoda mobile chla lo to sunaenge pdhai ho rhi hai na theek hai pdho pdho dadaji to mu pr boldiye acche nhi hai kuch milega nhi chhodo ab cuet pr dhyaan do raha saha drop year BEHENCHOD YAR dost bhi nhi hai aese samay mei ki share kr sku |
2024.05.18 07:19 Amazing_Scientist643 Randi
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2024.05.18 05:47 sidhumoosewala1 This is satisfying
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2024.05.18 02:17 BluntVoyager Super Troopers White VHS?
 | Anyone ever seen one of these before? All the ones i’ve seen are on black tapes. Found it at a yard sale from like a 40 yr old lady, i really doubt they did a tape swap submitted by BluntVoyager to VHS [link] [comments] |
2024.05.17 21:42 LocksmithSerious9776 Bioderma Shower Oil for $4 !!!
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2024.05.17 21:06 AskAdministrative150 2222222 baby
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2024.05.17 14:24 menahihu Expose : Truth of nios board ( less than 75% in board )
 | Namaste Hnn bhai tera paper bekar gaya na pata chal gaya ki 75% nahi bana ga aur tujhe asa post ka nicha nios jarur ek option mil ga .......... Chal ma nios board ka sach bata tha hoon submitted by menahihu to JEENEETards [link] [comments] Let's start Nios ( National Institute of Open Schooling ) ek asa board hai jisma regular school nahi jana hota and self study karni hoti hai & iska fees bhi less hai ....... jaisa cbse ma practical dena jata ho dummy ma wasa hi isma aapka study center hota hai Note:- kisi agent sa mt krna 13000 ,20k,8k fees le leta hai loot le ta hai agar karna hai toh nios ma total fees ka link le lo :- https://sdmis.nios.ac.in/home/fees
https://preview.redd.it/ygiquwy7cz0d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=63ef1c9585eab9f12f2ae00d203d845a4adc6abe 2) AB exam ki baat ati hai jo theory exam hota hai usma bhi nios wala marks bahut kaam deta hai jo copy check krta hai agar aapka 88 marks ana tha toh 44 aya ga proof ye raha so aap 70% sa jada bana hi nahi sakta overalll bahut rare case hoga https://preview.redd.it/z6hnkdk9cz0d1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=00a46c150379961702e26fc3019eef0f2456573d 3) Top 20%ile ki baat kr leta hai toh wo bhi myth hai wo release hi nahi hota uska proof ye last year ka 2023 ki pdf ka https://preview.redd.it/0ssi25ibcz0d1.png?width=932&format=png&auto=webp&s=9fb561244799e7bd807d40cd073e9fa945814205 And dekho kuch hoga state board ka unko lagta hoga humara board ma improvement nahi hota so please ek bara apna board ka helpline pr call krna ka liya pucha lena aur charges bhi ek case bata tha hu optional to read :- me kisi ko janta tha jo mp board sa tha usa lagta tha ki mp board ma improvement nahi hota and usna school sa contact kiya school wala bola ki again dena hoga ye improvement nahi hai aur loot liya 13000 rs le liya aur improvement exam diya so beware maine bola tha usma hota hai lekin suna hi nahi ..... Now kya karna chahiya uska baat kr leta hu :- dekho ab tumhara board ma improvement nahi hota ya paper hard ata hai so koi other open board sa exam doa as a fresh student kyu ki 2 different board ki marksheet allow nahi hai joosa ma bs nios mt opt krna mera according agar tumhari iccha hai toh kr sakta ho 5-6 open board hai unka uper search karo then lo Me naam bata deta hu jinka mujhe naam pata hai :-
aur oct/nov wala diya toh result a jaya ga tum pata chal jaya ga ki 75% bana toh yaha toh open board ma open demand 4 month ko chor ka baki month chalta hi rehta hai so wo de dena 75% bana gaya then no tension bs thoda hustle ho jaya ga oct/nov ma lekin april tak sab sorted ho jaya ga Baki aapki iccha hai aapko kya sahi lagta hai and kya karna hai bs thoda research kr lena krna ka phele sa hi ........ jisma pura read kara thanks ...... copy paste old post because student still nios ka trap ma fasna ja raha hai na guys please upvote bhi kr dena jaha bahut log nios recommend kr dete hai kyuki unko nahi pata hota hai.... ye YouTube pr teacher khud ka fayda ka liya kuch bhi bana raha hai ..... |
2024.05.17 11:56 This-Concern-1859 What is the point of life?
I have spent the first 10 years of my life sleeping on floor, right beside my parents bed and hoping that one day it will all change. I will have a better life coz bollywood taught me that. My parents got me admitted in this okayish private school, jiske fees ka jugaad karna was the toughest thing every single quarter. Hamesha udhar hi lena padta tha. Isliye, I tried my best to study hard and top the class every single time. I did that. I also helped my mom with her chores coz health issues kaafi the unko. Dad could and would never buy any health insurance, no savings but haan 30-40 lakhs ka loan he has saved for us, so maybe yay!! On top of it, I got admitted into this psychology course and I understood too much about my grief, inta jitna janna meri sehat ke liye bilkul accha hi nahi tha. mera bhai is exact dad ka photocopy. Essentially na ma ko kabhi izzat milti na mujhe. My dad wanted me to pursue UPSC but lenders ghar aane lage aur cheezei bhaut kharab ho gayi. I had to take up jobs in college to pay for fees and then had to support my dad. Padhai ne poori back seat leli aur poora focus bus paisa earn karna. 9-5 ke baad jab ghar aao to mummy apni zindagi ko kosti, bhai hamesha earphones lagake baitha rehta aur mai unki sunti. Kayi baar is chakkar me papa se bhot behes bhi hui aur bhai se to pucho hi mat. Shayad chup rehna hi behtar hai. Then, I relocated to BLR for sometime (I was making almost 1+ lakh/pm and I thought acche logon ke beech me rehne se maybe mai kuch accha kar paun). 7 months baad maa ki tabiyat zyada kharab ho gayi hai aur ab mujhe wapas yahan aana pada. Ghar ke haalaat dekhti hun to man karta hai ki apna sar kahin jaake fod lun. This doctor has recommended a surgery jo ab unavoidable hai. sadly, na mediclaim hai aur na hi paise. Wo 7 mahine pehli baar maine life me peace feel kiya. subha uthke bina lade brkfast milna, raat ko khane ke baad bina roye sona. paise mere paas BLR me bhi nahi the kyunki mai sab ghar bhijwa deti except rent and for minor grocery lekin calmness was bharpuur.
Kaash mai apne apko bacha paun.
On that note guys, ye bus rant hai. shayad is ummeed se ki koi relate kar paye, ya pata nahi. Sorry agar kisi ka keemti waqt waste hua ho.
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Kaash mai apne apko bacha paun.
On that note guys, ye bus rant hai. shayad is ummeed se ki koi relate kar paye, ya pata nahi. Sorry agar kisi ka keemti waqt waste hua ho.
2024.05.17 08:16 Professional-Rate604 Suicide attempt looking real good now
They killed my dog that I had raised and made me sign the papers. I don't particularly hate my father because even he did not have a say but it was my mother's doing. She is in her school doing whatever the fuck she does and made me kill what I could call my child. 9 days to jee. Drop year. Already depressed as fuck. Everything is falling apart. I force myself to live and study everyday. Now she does that. Aaj ke din na padhai hui na hone vali hai. Emotional bakchodi on top. Kyun karra hun jee. Kiske liye kar raha hun. Melatonin ke gummies pade hain mere pass sleeping problems hain. Kya hi karna hai behen ki chut 20 gummies kha lunga apne aap full apne kutte ki tarah hi mar jaunga. Voh bhi neend ki tarah site hue mara hoga main bhi mar jata hu. Kutte ki ma ka bhosda baki sab bhi chuda hi hua hai. Bas one more reason to hate life. Aur voh behen ka loda nadi mein doob gaya tha fir bhi madarchod bach gaya. Uske severe physical trauma hua mental fits ki vajah se fir bhi bhagwan ne bacha liya. Ek mahine tak dhudhte rage fir bhi ni mila fir bhi bhagwan ne bacha liya. Aur in behen ke Lodon ne mar diya. I could basically not do much for him because mujhe jee pe focus karna hai. There were ways to save him but they instead chose to "euthanize" him. Pretty sure that's what awaits me if I am in a similar condition. Conditional love hai bhai. Kai bar kaha hai mujhse chor denge terko ek do bar ghar ke bahar rat mein bhi nikala hai. There is literally no hope. Let's see how my mind pulls me out this time. Agar kisi ko background pata hoga to he must know main vaise bhi mentally chuda hi hua hun it's the final straw. Like the official mini form of tragedy. Let's observe how my mind pulls me out of this vortex. Let's see how I save myself. Let's sit and watch.
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2024.05.16 15:14 snubbulle FU*K NTA!!!!
Bhai paper pyq se etna zayda hard kyu tha?!?!?! I was fucking preparing for cuet from past 2 months literally was studying 6-7 hrs everyday solved each and every pyq but jab exam hua ek toh baar baar teacher ajata ha aur uske bhi time se paper nai dete aur bc enka kya jara ha paper toh humara ha dimag ka bhosda bana dala ha en logo ne bhai upar se ghar wale baar baar bolte rahte ke kasa hua kasa hua tu toh sata din padhti rahte thi abh toh sahi hua hoga North campus toh pakka ess baar bc ma kya bolu ke teacher ne ghanta ka paper 40 min me leliya!?!??! (Science)
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2024.05.16 08:48 Exotic_Landscape_709 Yaar 11th ma is sir ko dekhta tha jab 11 th wasted hui toh realize huya hai ki yeh sir kitna bada wala chutiya tha aur pagal vali bata aur time waste krta tha 2026 tard pls don't follow him.
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