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2015.04.22 06:28 SwagmasterEDP the thicker the skin, the better the roast

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!
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2024.05.21 22:59 Bitter-Programmer-73 YURRR! I JUST STARTED MY FIRST EVER REDDIT COMMUNITY!

WELCOME TO THE SIN FAMILY!
In this community i will be reacting to you guys memes, quotes, funny clips etc.
you can say anything you want but if ANY harsh comments are made i feel like is not right will be deleted or banned from the community!
if you better ideas to improve the community pls send a message in my dm or message me on any platform @ Sosintreal !
FOR THOSE WHO ARE NEW! - I am a Content Creator that goes by SoSintreal (sin) - i react, make music, go live on twitch, make tiktoks etc. I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY!
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2024.05.21 22:58 SufficientTrade9532 Question about admin forwarding messages to groupchat on telegram

Can I hide my name if the admin forwarded a message of mine into a group chat or is that only something the admin can do?
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2024.05.21 22:58 CaptainCuddles_ 20-29 PST PC - Long term bestfriend/gaming buddy/gaming duo

Heya! I thought I'd make a post in attempt to search for [someone I can vibe with and play with, talk to, and hang out with often].
I currently play games such as: Valorant, League (mainly arams), DbD, CS2, OW2, and Minecraft (though I have a ton of other multiplayeco-op games in my library).
I am someone who likes to mess around/banter, and I'm very positive, upbeat, and outgoing (but not abrasive or obnoxious, more on the chill side). I'm quite playful and silly as I like to make jokes, and keep things lighthearted, and [I'm looking for someone similar who can also maintain a positive attitude] (i.e. outgoing, upbeat, etc.).
(Keep in mind, I don't rage or get upset at games, and I don't get along with those who do as it freaks me out and puts me off. Though if we play a competitive game, I'll still try my best and I won't get upset if we lose and I hope you won't either. - But please don't troll on purpose)
If you're interested, please feel free to send me a chat with your [discord tag] and [a bit about you] and [which games we share] (PLEASE NOTE: I will ignore low effort messages that fall short of this request). Also please be either PST, MST, CST, or EST at the very least, as I am not a fan of playing with high ping as I'm on the very west coast of Canada.
Thank you for reading, may you have a great day, and I look forward to hearing from you!
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2024.05.21 22:56 Bluelobster212 28 [F4M] #London / Anywhere - Looking for the love of my life

Hey :) Ultimately I want to find my best friend and lifelong partner. Open to chatting to guys in the UK and anywhere around the world. A bit of info about me:
My dream guy is:
Those things are core compatibility factors that are important to me. Other than that , I'd love to learn more about your interests and hobbies even if they aren't ones we share currently :)
Please send a message with your age, location a picture if possible in your message :)
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2024.05.21 22:55 colourful-moth- Next episode

Omg hahaha just finished watching ep 7 but the part in the sneak preview for ep 8 where Freddy says that him a jazz are seeing each other and Hugo instantly goes knocking on her door with flowers saying that he still wants to throw a hat in the ring cracked me UP. It was so funny.
I’m so looking forward to next episode, especially the drama with vanderpump (can’t believe that’s what he actually goes by, can you get any posher?) and Tristan.
Also by the looks of things Rez is such a hypocrite (who would’ve thought).
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2024.05.21 22:54 tiffforever123 30 [F4M] Canada - Looking for someone to experience life with

Hey everyone (:
■ READ EVERYTHING BEFORE SENDING A MESSAGE ■
Young lady seeking a life partner to love and be loved in return . Dating apps are long and exhausting so I'd rather get straight to the point and be direct.
■PLEASE SEND AN INTRODUCTION AND PICTURE ■
●IF ITS SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH DONT MESSAGE ME
If you don't think we'd be a good match don't message if you don't have the capability to communicate and get to know me .
https://imgur.com/Okqs2IZ
Send message via chat ! My Dm/pm doesnt work (:
I'm black , 5'3 , born and raised in Montréal , Introverted, Demisexual. Healthcare worker .
I'm kind , loyal , supportive and looking for the same in a partner who also values honesty , communication, commitment.
I want to go through life with someone that's willing to grow , heal , learn , openminded , We accept each other for who we are but are open to criticism and respect, love , kindness is the center of our relationship.
Location: Montréal Canada
Interests : working out , concerts , hockey fan, romance novels .
Looking for : life partner 28-40 Someone willing to take things slow , open minded , emotional available and can communicate must be a good texter, phone calls , video call is a must
Religious beliefs : Christian but mostly spiritual / liberal views .I believe in God
Deal-breaker: I can't date someone without a job , doesn't take accountability, doesn't apologize, any form of abuse will not be tolerated . Men with children unfortunately.
Likes : Beards, sense of humor, family oriented, liberal views , British accents . Puts 100% in all aspects of their life ( friendships, job , Relationships, mental health , self care )
I take pride in communicating effectively, effort being reciprocated so I expect the same in my partner.
I don't see myself living anywhere else so if you're open to long distance relationship keep in mind I'm not moving and if you aren't either then there's no point in us talking .
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2024.05.21 22:53 Bluelobster212 28 [F4M] #London / Anywhere - Looking for the love of my life

Ultimately I want to find my best friend and lifelong partner. Open to chatting to guys in the UK and anywhere around the world. A bit of info about me:
My dream guy is:
Those things are core compatibility factors that are important to me. Other than that , I'd love to learn more about your interests and hobbies even if they aren't ones we share currently :)
Please send a message with your age, location a picture if possible in your message :)
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2024.05.21 22:52 Affectionate_Run3921 My FIRE playbook

I replied to a post the other day and received some requests to share more about my story as to how I grew my annual earnings from 28k to 750k, and my net worth from a starting point of being in debt to what is now on track to be $10M+ when I retire early in a few years at 55. This happened slowly but steadily over the course of a 30 year career. I replied that my story was not very exciting, and that I’m not sure how replicable it is and perhaps its not all that relevant to many of you. But, I am happy to share it here in hopes there is some value for someone.
Take it as just one guy’s plan, about how to get a little rich very slowly. For me, the formula has been to focus on growing my earnings without much lifestyle creep, and invest all I could for the long term.
I grew up lower middle class. Far from poverty, but we didn’t have a lot. As a kid, I wanted more and set very specific goals towards finding ways to make money and to one day retire early. I didn’t know any successful people, but figured it starts with going to college. No one else in my family had done that, but I went off to a state school and put myself through 4 years to get a Bachelors in Business Wanted to try something entrepreneurially after, but couldn’t afford to and needed to get a job to start paying back the loans.
I had read every career and business book I could get my hands on. The job search strategy I chose was to get hired in an entry level role at a branch of a Fortune 500 company and work my way up, or leave in a few years and apply what I had learned to my own business. I got a couple interviews but wasn’t getting hired because I lacked experience.
Sales seemed to be the best place to start from what I had read, and I ended up getting hired in a sales job at a small company earning $28k. Once I had a year of experience I again started applying to big companies. I don’t want to get into what company or specific field I’m in, but it’s not FAANG / tech, not healthcare, and not banking/finance. I really don’t think industry/field matters as much as size of company does. Big, publicly held corporations benchmark compensation levels and tend to structure pay similarly to be competitive.
Also, everyone says pick a field you are passionate about. That’s great advice, but I think the culture of the company matters most. I targeted large, growing industries and researched company culture. Speaking to people first hand instead of relying on online reviews, which often have negative bias. My 21 year old logic was to work backwards - big successful companies with a good culture will have the most opportunities for me to grow, advance and earn more over time.
I finally got in the door and landed a sales job at a small district of a Fortune 500, making 60k. I outperformed my peer group and built a name for myself internally and externally in the market over my first 2 years. By now I was making 80k and ready to move up, but there were not any openings expected anytime soon. Around this time, I got recruited by a different company as a manager and accepted. My comp jumped to 130k. More importantly, this company was performing better, had a better culture, and had more internal opportunities. I made it known I was here to grow and make contributions to the business, and wanted to advance. Management liked the enthusiasm and I delivered on results. I also constantly invested in my own professional development. I learned everything about our customers and competitors, and brought forward ideas and strategies to stay ahead of the game. A few more years of this, and I moved out of sales and into other departments to learn more about the business and grow my experience - Operations, Marketing, etc.
25 years and a series of promotions later I was promoted to be one of a handful of Vice Presidents running the company. There are obviously a lot of variables and this path isn’t for everyone, and it’s up to you what applies for you. For me, the themes that worked were: Out work and outperform others. Keep a positive attitude. Seek mentorship. Be a lifelong learner. Build relationships at all levels of the company - treat everyone the same regardless of position or title. Be quick to adapt to constantly changing environments. And most importantly, never comprise your integrity. It’s everything you have. Performance is only table stakes. You need a good attitude and people skills to go with it if you’re going to advance. High performance gets you exposure to upper management, and how you show up in those exposures becomes your image over time. Image carries the most weight for promotions based on studies. It’s up to you to manage yours.
Outside of work, my wife stayed home and we raised our family very comfortably on my growing salary. We lived well but didn’t spend any more when I made 750k than we did at 200k. We paid off all debt as soon as possible, including our house, allowing us to maximize the amount we were able to invest over a long time period.
I hope that aspects of this are helpful to some of you. Happy to answer any questions here but no private messages please. Too many scams. Best regards.
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2024.05.21 22:50 Cool_Personality_636 My wife has vaginismus

Please can someone read and share their thoughts. Would really appreciate it.
I’m a young 21 male who got married at 19 to a beautiful woman the same age as me. From the very start, we were unable to have sex as it would just be really painful to the point where I felt bad looking at her go through the pain so I stop every time we try (we used to try at the start but not anymore). Before marriage, there was a lot of chemistry between us and we would both get turned on from just being close to each other. When we got married, we would try and try but it wouldn’t get anywhere at all. We tried to seek help from doctors who say that it is a psychological problem rather than a physical one. My wife and her ex boyfriend were having fun one time and he put it inside of her which she didn’t want to happen but didn’t exactly say for it not to happen at the time however she did state previously to him that she did not want to have sex before marriage for religious reasons. When she was explaining it to me, her words were “before I had even got the chance to say no, it was already in and I didn’t even feel it. As soon as I realised, I told him to get off.” I don’t really agree with that part because she was naked infront him at the end of the day. I know men and when they’re in a relationship in that situation, shit will happen because the tension is so high from both sides. I understand it was a mistake from her part and she understands that too which is why I’m not hung up about it.
Anyways, she had opened up to me about it during our talking stage, which I appreciated and accepted her for it but did not realise how badly it was going to affect our relationship.
We’re now coming up to 2 years into our marriage and we haven’t tried doing it for the past 5 months.
I’ve always wanted to flirt with my wife and send dirty messages and pictures but it’s like what is all that for if we cant have sex? I really do love her and can’t see my life without her but at the end of the day, I have urges which are not being fulfilled. Can I really go my whole life in a marriage without sex? Am I just expecting sex to be this amazing thing as I haven’t had it before? If I leave her, it’ll make me feel like shit leaving her out to dry by herself.
We’ve been through therapy for a short while which only got a conversation going but didn’t really help the way I expected it to. We’ve spoken to a couple people who have had vaginismus about our situation but they say the usual things like oh it will get better and you guys will be able to have sex. How will that happen if there’s no effort being put into it? We’re both tired of trying and using dilators all for it to just be painful and not get any improvement whatsoever.
It’s messing me up inside. I’ve become soo moody to a point where I don’t want to go out. I would rather just stay at home and do nothing. My friends ask me all the time how marriage is and I have to lie and say it’s going good because our situation is so messed up. They even joke about sex and I have to go along with it because I can’t just tell them oh we haven’t had sex yet because they wouldn’t understand.
I haven’t cried in the past 6+ years even during family deaths but I cried about this. Shows how messed up I am inside about this whole situation.
I’m not the type of person to go out of my way and speak to someone about it because I’ve always been a reserved person. I keep things to myself which isn’t turning out good because it’s all just being bottled up. How long can I keep this up for? My wife and I have questioned how long will we last like this?
We’ve talked about divorce about 3-4 times and she has told me many times that she’ll leave me if it makes me feel better as I will just get married again and be able to have my needs met. I don’t want that but I want that. Somehow it makes sense to want both. I want her in my life and to be able to have sex. It feels like I’m asking for too much but isn’t that just the basic needs of men?
There’s a surgery called Botox or something which numbs the muscle that contracts in the vagina which has 100% success stories. It’s costing £3,000 but we can’t afford that. Both our families can’t pay for it. Seems like it’s costing £3,000 to fix our marriage but it’s something no one can afford. I don’t want to cry for help and beg for money.
Can someone tell me something. Anything please.
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2024.05.21 22:48 Amirbernia Pinterest is never a chatting app

Pinterest is one of the laggiest apps I've ever experienced when chatting with my friends.
I can't send images properly, send pins, or even reply to specific messages. The notifications are terrible, and I don't receive any direct message notifications. Browsing is difficult, and it lacks features like zooming.
It will never be a proper chatting app until the developers fix these issues. I'm on the latest update and still experiencing significant bugs, particularly with the direct messaging options.
Pinterest is only suitable for browsing media and images where people can see cute pictures and such; it is not designed for chatting at all.
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2024.05.21 22:48 skvrim Anyone else tired of seeing posts that objectify women?

I’ve enjoyed this subreddit for a long time because it can be cool to see screenshots of people’s games and mods and pretty pictures of Skyrim, but it’s gotten really gross to see post after post after post of people modding all the women to look like sex dolls. I recently messaged the mods asking what they planned on doing to make this subreddit more welcoming to women who enjoy Skyrim and don’t want to feel dehumanized and they saw it but none of them responded, so I guess they support this. I’m unsubscribing. I hope one day there will be a subreddit for cool pictures of Skyrim that doesn’t support the objectification of women, but I guess this one isn’t it.
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2024.05.21 22:46 mtomba VR&E Entitlement Question

For background I'm currently on transition leave awaiting my medical retirement. My proposed VA rating is 100%. I have a degree in Finance but have not even taken a finance class in over 5 years and I have never worked in the industry. My goal is to get a job in a niche field of finance that realisitcally can only be broken into either during on campus recruiting as an undergrad or as grad student at a top business school.
I applied for VR&E and was supposed to have my initial meeting with my counselor at 0800 this morning. The counselor never joined the call. I waited until 0838 when I emailed him and included pictures of my screen in the call with the message "The VRE meeting Host has not joined or unlocked the meeting. Please standby" at this point I got an out of office reply. The counselor calls me at 0906 and claims he was in the meeting. Regardless he says I won't be entitled and that it would be a waste of time to reschedule.
Is there anyway I can appeal this? Can I request a new counselor? I'm not even sure if I've been officially denied because we never actually had the meeting. Thanks in advance for any help!
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2024.05.21 22:44 MetalMaiden13666 I was in a perfect loving relationship with the man of my dreams;then,one day,out of the blue,he started to treat me awful

Well..untill months ago,I really had it all.I met my beloved one back in 2020,I fell in love deeply,probably the very first time I ever loved someone completely,trully,without expectations,without any interest beside his pure nature,personality,intimacy,compatibilty,trust,etc..And he showed in actions more than words that we were feeling exactly the same way about each other.He had to leave due his military life,I thought I wouldnt survive,so much pain,from being apart. He promised find a way to come back,But wasnt a sure thing,so we couldnt be a relationship,cause we didnt know if we could ever meet again.Meanwhile,he was having other ppl out there,and I also tried my best to move on.I couldnt obviously.Then one year and half later,he did came back,and was the most absolutely wonderful thing that ever happened ,he brought me back to life.We decided never be apart again,and commited completely to each other.Was a perfect year for us,I felt loved,he also said that we had it perfect,making plans day and night,fully comminted to each other.Then,when I planned and paid a wonderful summer vacation on a amazing beach hotel,he started to treat me like shit,complaining about everything,etc,which was shocking ,he was the sweetest,and most humble guy ever,all about simple things,and no matter how tired,bad weather,drunk he was,he was wonderful to me.Accusing me of talking to other ppl,critising everything,paranoid,grabing my phone etc.Till I saw by accident while he was scrolling angry,pic with a ugly" woman" (i thought it was a man at first,)he claimed he never had anything with her,and just forgot to delete it.Clearly lie,i saw he posted pic with her before when we werent together,which was painful,cause he never even posted anything about me.Anywayss..I went nuts ofc,all the bad treatment,accusations,while I was paying for a great time and doing all I could to cheer him up,and put up with that bad mood.He got a lil better in the following months,but never got back to normal;till a month ago,he snaped.Serioulsy,he doesnt even look or sound like the same person,constantly criticizing everything I do,(all I do is try to make him happy,reassure him,validating him,and not do the things he dont like),I literally stopped a huge list of things that are my passion,I changed my work for a low payer one ,that I cant barely pay my bills,cause he was too jealous and said that my job was the only thing he hates.I dont even like myself now.I was happy,funny,loved life,dancing,spontaneous,smart,talkative,super smiling..Recently all I do is crying.He called me all kinds of stuff,that I still cant believe it.He hide his phone at all costs,and the only time I asked to see ,he snaped even harder,like never before,I lost my mind completely,and had a few nervous and mental breakdowns, the last time was the worst,I destroyed my apt while kicking him out,cause I saw messages,, when I asked to check ,he deleted the recent conversations with exes that he claims was before was.So;all the accusasions,poor treatment,broke promises,lies,etc,he still playing the victm.But keep saying he loves me.I love him.I cant believe I am putting up to all this,I am just confused. He changed,I really cannot recognize him,and it wasnt scalating,was really from one day to another.I dont know wt to do.
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2024.05.21 22:44 Avkn_Sparrow Sparrow meets Ambassadors, Social moderator and fans :)

Sparrow meeting the LKWD Ambassadors!
When is the next one?
Hello Avakin Redditors! Incase you don't know me, my name is Sparrow, I normally post around here and Instagram, not only that, I talk to many of you in the Avakin world and chill.
The next meet up incase you don't know is on the 23rd of May 3pm UTC (4pm GMT London time) in the VIP Lounge! Just stay in the server that you are in and they will hop onto your world! Just be sure its after 3pm UTC (Coordinated Universal Time)
So who did i meet first?
LKWD Riri was the first member of the ambasador that I have met and what an excitement it was! Here are the questions I have asked:
Hello Riri, tell me what is your role working with Lockwood? My role is community Ambassador and I help with the community.
What is the best part of the job role you were given? Helping the community of course!
Then we took a picture and hopped she went!
LKWD Arabella was next one that came onto the same sever but realised there was another LKWD staff member, we had a quick chat and basically said I was sweet as I admired her outfit and off she went. She is also lovely.
LKWD Rylee She has been with me the most of my experience in the event! We did mess around and interactions after the questioning (which shows they're human haha) But was amazing to meet Rylee, even called me funny 🤷‍♂️ Here are the questions I asked:
Hey Rylee! What is your role in LKWD? My role is community Ambassador and I listen to the community. Do what I can do telp everyone out!
In the future, will there be a way for someone like me who can get promoted to also help the community like what you guys do? Yes! But more information is yet to come. Please stay Tuned!
Do you enjoy the role that you have? Yes, community matters to me a lot
After the questions, we pretty much took pictures with the other community and have a little giggle! Rylee was amazing to hang out with.
LKWD GIA is another Ambassador that hang out with Rylee and me, she was just admiring everyones outfit and forced someone to dance with her (haha) another amazing person and I hope I made her smile with the paper game we played hehe.
Would love to meet more LKWD out there to listen to their stories some day, but honestly, such an honour to meet the staff members, keep up the good work guys and such pleassure meeting you all.
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Stormynight I have to also mention Stormynight before having to end this thread. I want to give Stormynight a shoutout for what she does as a Social Moderator! She is really supportitive, community loves her, and how she helps with some tips and tricks when she sends her mail out. She is amazing person!
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Conclusion of everything
This event shows that Lockwood does listen to the community and is willing to listen to us. We have all these social medias (including Discord) to be heard. And it's just thrilling and amazing to have meet them face to face. They are hard working people and are willing to give their time for us to listen to us to then forward the feedback up. I want to say that I appreciate all the Lockwood staff members and Social moderators for what they do. They should have a lot of love and respect, and can imagine the stress they go through.
But for everything that I have witness, community should know that they are being heard loud and clear, LKWD is here to help us and they're hands down the most friendliest staff you'd ever meet so make sure you book that date on the calander and meet them.
So, keep working hard and show the community what you guys got! I really appreciate the event today. I am so happy to be part of this community. I am still learning about content creation as we speak and more videos are coming through! But do know I am a massive supporter.
Take care everyone
Avkn Sparrow
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2024.05.21 22:44 Lemon_Poppyseed_60 Well, this is lovely.

Well, this is lovely.
The app is insisting that I don’t have Internet service near the customer, even though I was able to message them, send them a photo of the delivery, and access other apps.
Can’t move forward with the delivery because I’m now “too far from the address”, and a live assistant is apparently not something that’s working right now.
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2024.05.21 22:44 Ok-Log297 Is Severance the retelling of the story of Joshua???

I think a lot of Severance is really explained by how episode 2 opens. I've noticed this before, but kept forgetting to dive into it. But last night I put on episode 2 to fall asleep to, heard it again, and decided to look into it today.
So iMark shows up for work at the beginning of Ep 2 on his first full day as MDR supervisor. He's looking at the list of his new duties, he's doing all the office prep stuff, and the whole time they're playing "Joshua Fit the Battle of Jericho" as the music.
I truly believe there are no mistakes in this show. Everything has a reason.
So as I'm falling asleep last night, all I'm hearing is the music, I'm singing along in my head and thinking about being in second grade and performing this song with my class for one of the pagents, and then thinking, once again, "why this song?"
Some background: the Battle of Jericho itself, is where they marched around the city once a day for six days, blowing their ram horns (goat reference), and on the 7th day they marched around seven times, blowing their horns until the walls crumbled and they took the city. All fine and well. But... then I started thinking, "ok, but of all the songs they could use as Mark is setting up the office, WHY that song?"
More background: Joshua was the right hand/second behind Moses. He was with Moses when God gave Moses the commandments, but not when Moses wrote them down. Then Joshua was one of the 12 spies Moses sent into Canaan to see if they could settle there, and they were all asked to keep a good tone to the reports. The job of the spies was to map the land, see what the other settlements were doing, figure out if they could be taken over, and report back on the general state of what they had (agriculture, forestry, other resources, etc). When the spies returned, 10 gave mixed or negative reports, with only Joshua and Caleb giving glowing one. Because of this, only Joshua and Caleb were promised spots in the Promised Land. After Moses died, God appointed Joshua as his successor. Joshua then started leading them into Canaan to find places to settle, and the first battle that happened was the Battle of Jericho.
So... what if Petey is our Moses, and Mark is our Joshua? And Because Mark would have been with Petey as they wandered around, they learned what the floor was like, but then Petey wrote and left the "commandments" (aka the Map) when Mark wasn't there.
So now Mark is in charge. And though Petey/Moses is alive on the outside, and giving oMark some direction before he dies (about spying!), iMark is now his full successor inside. He was appointed by the Board/Cobel (the "god" in Severance, who, by the way, iMark never heard the voice of). At this point in time, for the innies, Petey is as good as dead. And, as an aside, there ARE 12 spies, because once they decide to join with O&D, there are 12 of them! (4 in MDR + 8 total in O&D) I double checked in the scene and have a picture.
So, the questions...
  1. What is the battle of Jericho?
  2. The next is the first battle of Ai, which they lose. What is it?
  3. The first battle of Ai is lost because one of them looted JerJericho for their own personal gain, which they weren't supposed to do, and beyraybetrayed the group. So who is the betrayer here? Who gets "paid off" by the company?
  4. What will be the successful battle for Ai? (Season 2 or 3?)
I just think with all the religious stuff with Kier, Cobel, etc., and the song, "mapping the land" and the innies trying to figure out what's going on and them spying... it's too similar.
To answer some of the questions:
  1. I believe the Battle of Jericho is the innies breaching the MDR locked wall that gets installed. By the time it's installed, Petey is truly dead, so both oMark and iMark are his successor in the Moses/Joshua parallel. It's only at this point the battle could happen.
The MDE takes place, and Helly picks defiant jazz. That can symbolize the horns being played around the city walls. IIRC, the way iMark is dancing is even like a little marching step move. After Milchick leaves, the innie gang leaves MDR with Graner's keycard. The walls of Jericho have, indeed, come tumbling down! They then go and make a tentative deal to join forces with O&D, creating the full 12 spies.
  1. The battle at Ai, that they lose the first time, could be them waking up in the final episode and it being thwarted. It's not clear (yet) what/how much they accomplished. TBD
  2. The reason the first battle at Ai is unsuccessful is because someone betrayed the group at Jericho by looting. So, if this analogy holds, did someone decide to take a payoff of some sort after the first overtime contingency test in episode 9? Maybe to stay out of the breakroom? I'm not pointing fingers, but Milchick was offering a lot of new incentives to Dylan, so I guess we'll have to see?
  3. If the 1st battle of Ai was the OTC in ep 9, then the second would have to be some sort of repeat. But in Joshua's story, the second time he goes with a small contingency and confronts the leaders, I believe (who think it'll be easy to take them down). Meanwhile, the city is lost and 12,000 perish. So... are they going to wake again but have a much better plan this time???
Some additional thoughts:
• I can see iIrv, when he puts the egg in the Kier book, being one of the spies being fed up with "the word of God" and broken promises.
• When iMark takes Helly on her "mental health walk" she eventually agrees to help clean up the map. And when they're with the big O&D group, they talk about trying to find out what else is going on down there, exploring, and mapping. This was the job of the 12 spies that Moses sent into Canaan.
• Even if you think about Petey, he looks old. Like older than he should, given what we could guess his age is. And he's wandering alone, lost in his own desert (the greenhouses) for awhile.
Also, he loves the robe. After Mark takes him in, we basically only see Petey in that robe from that point forward. It just reminds me of how many different biblical stories we re-enacted in various school plays, and the boys were always in their dads' bathrobes when they played any biblical characters.
We don't know a lot about Petey's real backstory, but when he leaves Mark's house after Cobel breaks in, he goes into one of his fugue states where he can't tell the difference between reality and being on the severed floor. He's holding the map he drew, and thinks he's following that as he walks across the bridge and into town. As though he is wandering, again, in his own mind desert. And Moses wandered, alone, then died on a mountain while looking over the Promised Land. Petey, after wandering alone, walks out of the convenience store, sees Mark in the distance, and collapses. So does Mark represent, in some way, the idea of the promised land (uncovering what Lumen is really up to on the severed floor) to Petey?
(My whole point there is that Petey really does fit the idea of being the Moses in this dissection of the story, lol)
TL;DR: could Petey be Moses, Mark be Joshua, and the whole show ultimately be about trying to lead the innies and their outies to their promised land (aka the truth of what's really happening on the severed floor)?
Anyway... it seems to fit. And I can't think of another reason to choose that song, out of any song they could have picked, to play during that scene. It was the real transfer of power, when iMark truly became the new leader, taking over even the mundane tasks of leadership in this culture that signaled, to them, that iPetey was gone.
Sure, it could be a stretch. But I'd love to hear anyone's thoughts, especially anyone who might be able to dissect the biblical stories better! 😊
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2024.05.21 22:43 thislittlelight65 "I'll just run one more dungeon for this Zodiac book before bed, what's the worst that can happen?"

Queue into Qarn and see the following:
I wish this were a squadron joke
When the rest of the team stood around for about a minute and a half in silence before even running up the stairs, I strongly considered making a polite remark about jobstones before taking the timeout and just going to sleep.
...At the same time, I don't mind helping noobs out, and thought "fuck it, let's give this a shot."
We wiped at least twice before the first boss before the tank toggled their stance (I do commend them for using mits). Definitely a few times on the first boss itself, though it was my bad for not warning newbies about Doom beforehand (though it's a rite of passage honestly). By that point, the timer was 20min down and I was once again thinking how to nicely word a "glhf" message, but sunk cost fallacy had already set in.
Silver lining to taking trash one pack at a time is that the bees weren't an issue, and they figured out the pressure plate puzzles pretty quickly. Second boss was funny if only because the tank was kiting the boss and directly cleaved the healer a couple times.
Slowly creeping along, we eventually managed to get to Adjudicator, and despite a lack of interrupts we DPS it down on the second try. The clear was... less satisfying than I thought it would be. I offered a bit of advice and was more than eager to hop on out of there ASAP without even waiting for a response.
I fully acknowledge many other players would have been more helpful than me in this situation. Leaving was likely the right thing to do instead of enabling uneducated players but I was tired, out of fucks to give, and didn't want to subject some mentor to such a cursed party in progress.
At least they were friendly, so I don't think it was out of maliciousness. I just hope they gear up properly before dragging another poor babysitterDPS into their shenanigans. (I checked their lodestones today and saw the GLA was a PLD now, so that's a start!)
https://preview.redd.it/80yiso1ocu1d1.png?width=639&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e453bf7bc6c1aabf213c479785f847db32d6e0b
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2024.05.21 22:42 AshLlewellyn How do I get past the rough and confusing start of the game?

I purchased the game yesterday. Saw a bunch of content about it and felt like it was my vibe, I liked the unique style of survival the game had, the low-poly graphics reminded me of old Resident Evil games I quite liked, and overall this seemed like my thing. Even now, after what I'm about to say after what comes down to a poor new-player experience, I still think this game is for me and I just need to know what I'm doing wrong here.
That being said, I booted up the game, the tutorial was fine and kinda funny but still left me kinda confused about the game at large, then I started playing. Chose the Burglar 'cause I like stealth classes and I saw it could Hotwire cars. NICE. Then I spawned in Muldraugh, tried searching my house to see if there was anything of use, only thing I found was a screwdriver, then a zombie barged through the window. "No way I can kill this thing with a screwdriver, I'm running." As I ran, I almost faced a massive horde of zombies, but quickly learned that my walking speed is faster than any zombie, so I just anticlimactically avoided all of them and kept walking through the neighborhood. Tried entering houses, but all the windows were locked and I couldn't break them with my screwdriver for some reason. As I tried to run from one horde, I would inevitably attract the attention of another, leading me to quickly accumulating hundreds behind me, and while they weren't threatening, I couldn't do anything with them around, so I just kept walking until I finally lost them. Had to go to sleep, so I left.
Today I got home, booted up the game. Reasoning that, like other survival games, I was screwed if I didn't get a good start, I decided to start again, this time in Riverside as a Burglar again, reasoning that, with less zombies, I'd have more time to think and learn. This attempt was considerably shorter. I ran around the house, didn't find anything even remotely useful (yes, not even a screwdriver this time), walked around the neighborhood again avoiding zombies, didn't find ANYTHING. Eventually managed to sneak into a house. Last I had checked, there was a single zombie following me. Found a frying pan there, NICE. Didn't know how to equip it, so while I was trying the zombie jumped through the window I accidentally left open. Since I couldn't equip my weapon, decided to fight the bitch with my bare hands, and I was doing surprisingly well. Then 10 seconds later 6 or so zombies I hadn't seen before jumped inside the tiny house and I didn't know how to jump out the window, so I died, at least having had a somewhat more interesting and fun experience this time since I was fighting for my life there.
Then for my final attempt so far, I decided to go back to Muldraugh, hoping that I'd get it right this time. Chose Burglar again 'cause I'm nothing if not persistent. This time I managed to grab a Griddle Pan and a Rolling Pin in my starting house, so once the first zombie barged through my window, I blew her head off with my terrifying pan. Perfect. Then I started running and, once again, there were just too many zombies in every corner. This was not really fun to deal with because they were never really a threat, just a nuisance. By just walking I managed to avoid all of them, but that also meant I wasn't doing anything other than running away. Eventually I decided to try and grab some car, that was the selling point of the Burglar after all. It seemed that not a single car in this massive city where the apocalypse has JUST STARTED had fuel on their vehicle. Either that or I'm missing something, either way I couldn't check because I was always being chased by at the very least 20 zombies and there were always at least 5 next to every car, meaning I never got the chance to actually learn how vehicles worked as I would always have to leave the car and run away after a few seconds otherwise I'd be overrun. I managed to kill like... two enemies, but those were the ones I managed to find isolated, but I rarely got this sort of opportunity. Eventually, after a long time running, I got lost in the middle of the woods. Found a place with a bit of water to drink so I wouldn't die, but then another horde showed up and I ran deeper into the woods. That was when I figured out that this game has a map, and once I looked into it I realized just how far away from civilization I was. There was no coming back, I had to delve deeper into the woods until I could find SOMETHING. That something never came. Eventually I ate my last bit of food, began to get exhausted as the night came, started bleeding outta nowhere and realized my shoes (alongside nearly every piece of clothing in my body) had been worn off by walking through the woods, found a random zombie and decided to end it all there, I had my weapon but I didn't care, I just let it bite me 'cause that run was done.
So here's the real question: what am I supposed to do? There's no way to find a safe house in the city due to the sheer amount of zombies walking around, it's impossible to fight the zombies since they're always stacked in large groups of 10 or more, I can't learn the game mechanics because there's always the constant pressure of a horde chasing me and I just don't know what should my initial objective be. So that's what I'm asking here. What should I look forward to doing first? What am I doing wrong? Are my poor decisions the cause of my frustration here? And mostly: what can I do to make this fun? Because so far the game has been a mix between frustrating and tedious in a way I really don't think it's supposed to be, considering how immersive, high stakes and engaging everything I saw in other people's gameplay seemed to be.
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