Ladki ki gand

Hi guys so my total score is like around 730(30 no nta ki gand se nikalunga for eng) N I m opting for pol sci hons.So, Seeing all the blunders which students r facing so will this Yr cutoff go down or not. Eng+gt ka bhi buran gya h

Main tuitions deti hoon primary class ke bachchon ko. Mere tuition mein ek ladki aati thi woh 5th class mein thi aur uska Chhota Bhai 1st class mein.
Ek baar mujhe us ladki ne kaha, ma'am humare pas ek lakh ki bhains hai, aapko kharid ni hai? I said, no.
Phir 10-15 din ke baad phir usne mujhse wahi question puchha, ma'am humare pas ek lakh ki bhains hai, aapko kharid ni hai? I said, no again.
Phir usne mujhse woh same question puchha ek month ek baad. Mera answer same tha. She kept asking kuch 3-4 baad aur puchha.
Phir vacation ho gaya aur woh log apne gaon chale gaye. Uski mummy ne video call Kiya aur mujhse baat ki, phir meri student yani, unki beti ko phone diya maine usse bhi baat ki. Phir unhone apne chhote bete se kaha ki jao ma'am ko apna gardan dikho. Us ladke ne mujhe apna garden dikhaya, bataya ki kaunsi kaunsi Vegetables unhone ugayi hain aur yeh bhi bataya ki usne apne dadaji ki help ki hai is kaam mein.
Maine uss ladke se puchha ki yeh toh batao apki ek lakh ki bhains Kahan hai, mujhe dekhni hai. He said, woh farm pe gayi hain.
Story thodi funny hoti agar yeh question maine uski behan se puchha hota.
Edit- har story ka koi moral ho yeh jaroori nahi hai but if want the moral of the story then here it is.
Moral- koi aapko kitna bhi apni cheez bechne ki koshish kare agar nahi chahiye toh mat kharido.

Ek story sunati hoon. If you have not listened before. Ek woman hoti hai aur uska husband war se wapas aata hai. Toh woh pehle jaisa nahi rehta. Woh rude behave karta hai aur loving nahi rehta pehle ki tarah. War ka uske mental health pe asar hua hota hai. Toh uski wife ek hermit ke pas jati hai aur madad mangti hai. Ki uske husband ko pehle jaisa karne ke liye woh kya kar sakti hai. Woh hermit bolta hai ki jungle mein jao aur ek tiger ka ek whisker har roz tod kar lana. Toh woh woman ek tiger jo ek cave mein rehta hai wahan jati hai aur ek bowl of milk leke usko deti hai. Pehle toh woh tiger gussa hota hai baad mein, Woh tiger bhi uske saath peaceful rehta hai. Kyunki woh uske liye har roz aise hi bowl of milk lati hai. Toh phir jab woh tiger uske saath familiar ho jata hai toh woh ek karke whisker tod ke hermit ko deti hai. Toh itna karne ke baad hermit usko bolta hai, ki jaise tumne ek tiger itne fierce animal ko carefully aur bravely tumne apne saath friendly bana liya toh tum apne husband ko bhi pehle jaisa bana sakti ho. Phir us woman ne love, affection, aur patience se apne husband ko wapas pehle jaisa bana liya.
Last year mere class mein ek new ladki aayi thi. I teach her cause I'm the teacher. Yeh bilkul normal baat hai ki jab bachcha pehli baar school start karta hai, apne parents, yani Primary caregiver se seperate hota hai toh usko seperation anxiety hoti hai. Sab bachche different hote hain toh kuch bachche bilkul nahi rote, kuch bachche thodi der rote hain. Aur kuch bachche kuch dino ke liye rote hain, again absolutely normal Ki bachcha first time school aa raha hai toh thoda toh rota hai.
So, jo new girl mere class mein aayi thi woh pehle din ro rahi thi. Maine usko pacify kiya toh woh chup rehti phir thodi der baad woh phir rona start kar deti. Aur yeh bhi hota hai ki koi bachcha pure time roye ga nahi but jaise hi chhuti time pe mummy ko dekha they'll start crying. She also did the same mummy ko dekh kar rone lagti. Kuch dino tak usne yahi kiya. I talked to her mother and asked her to say nice things about school, like you'll get to make new friends there or you'll learn new things and your teacher is your friend type of things to her daughter. Her mother did tell me ki woh bachchi unke alwa kisi ke paas nahi rehti.
Phir us chhoti ladki ki yeh baat mujhe bohot alag lagi ki jab mein koi activity karvati thi class mein toh suddenly she'll say, mere samne muh kyun bigad rahi ho? To me. Aisa usne Kai baar Kiya toh ek baar maine keh Diya but I wasn't even looking at you.
She would suddenly start crying in the class and also cry when her mother dropped her off at school.
I was very nice to her, very kind to her. She would cry a lot in the beginning toh, andar se toh ek baar mujhe bhi gussa aa gaya tha. Lekin I was very calm and super nicely I would say that I was her friend and she can play with me, be with me and learn new things. She did this for 10 to 12 days then slowly she started asking me to make her do the activity that I had helped her do the day before. and slowly she started talking to me. The first time jab us chhoti bachchi ne mere samne smile Kiya aur mujhse kaha ki she wants to sit next to me.
Mujhe bilkul waise hi feel hua jaise us lady ko feel hua tha after she made the tiger gentle towards her. Bohot hi rahat mehsus hui, bohot Khushi bhi mehsus hui.
Edit- because I like dad jokes. Ek sunati hoon.
Tiger ke papa ko kya kehte hain?
Baghdad...

Usually I don't participate in per episode discussion but this time I have so much to say. These are my populaunpopular opinions. Do chime in yours.

1. Iss baar editors ko kya ho gya h? Itne saare flaws slip ho rhe h. You can very clearly tell that they are trying to cover-up something. Ate someone's opinions. And even they do not cover up refuting statements of contestants. But whatever it is, it's easier for us to see the truth.
   
2. Dig-vijay ko har kisi ke beech me dig karne ki bhut buri aadat hai. Editors usse savage dikhane ki koshish kar rhe h pr aysa ho nhi rha h. Ar uski smile sach me acchi nhi h. Congratulations on being an ideal match with a girl who's committed to someone else.
   
3. Devangini was right. She wasn't anyone's priority. Akriti ke paas bhut baar power ayi, but she didn't saved her once. And to me, she is the prettiest among all. She is beautiful on the inside and out. Divyansh did won the season he got the best girl. Speaking of him, he is a child. 4 saal ka baccha bhi itni zid nhi krta.
   
4. Anica did mention that harsh and rushali had a common friend. Lo and behold, who's that common friend? Shubi !! First episode me harsh bol rha tha, Maine ek ladki ko baithe dekha fir mujhe koi ar dikhai hi nhi diya. No babe you saw a friend of your gf/friend/crush/whatever sitting and you knew what to do. And this was the part I was talking about ki anica ne inhe pehle hi expose Kiya tha ar aab sabkuch samne aa rha h. Editors ne try bhi nhi Kiya cover up karne ka (but whoever is at that editting chair needs to get a bonus, for what they did with shit wet and harsh). And I don't think rushali bhi koi dudh ki dhuli Hui h.
   
5. Adit I love you but I hate you on the show. And next time jab urvashi ayegi to bhi sirf 30 sec ka screen time milega adit ko. I wonder if urvashi knows usse spiltsvilla me kyun bulaya gya h.
   
6. Shobhika is dead weight. And no it's not complicated you were committed. You don't give exclusivity to someone with whom you have a "complicated" relationship with.
   

Ye mat kro wo mat kro hostel walo ka lund chuso aur day scholars ki gand marao bas 2 kaam hai

Hi, I am a stranger. Currently mere career ki gand Mari hui hai. Though I am earning but maja nahi araha hai. Behenchod masters ke liye bhi colleges accept nahi kar rahe hai. Jobs se bhi reject, colleges se bhi reject. Abhi Betichod karu toh karu kya?

Har jagah k log kuch na kuch ulti sidhi chije krte hai. Hum desi bhi krte hai. To socha ek post share Kru. Offend nhi krne ka mujhe kisi Ko, bs jo observe Kia hai vo likha.. sahi aur galat aap decide kro.
India Mai humne observe krke yahi sekha hai patiently wait nhi krna. Jaha place mile ghus jao.. chahe vo tum ho, ya tumari gadi. Bs ghusa do. Jaha free ka kuch mile tott pado..
Fortunately maine kuch countries solo ghumi hui hai and Starting ke time Maine kuch ese cheje observe ki dusare countries Mai mujhe thodi odd lagi. Fir logically socha to sense banne lagi. Abhi bhi I'm not perfect but Haan thoda control/change Aya hai. Ye post likhne ka idea es liye aya kyuki abhi Mai Apne parents k sath West Mai hu and firse Wahi cheje dekhne Ko Mili jo maine ki thi. But this time ye thoda alag hai. Abhi Kuch cheje India k Metro cities Mai Hoti hai kuch nhi. maine points likhe hai, Aajo samjhata hu..
Waiting in queue - example deta hu: ek line hai, aur counter hai do. But line counter 1 ke aage hai. To hum assume krte hai ki "yaha aja, dekh 2 no. ke aage Khali hai"
Humme na sikhaya hai na bataya kisi ne ki bhai patience kya Hoti hai. Chahe vo Line Mai chup chap khade hona ya apni turn ka wait krna, ye I guess India Mai sirf airport checkin counter par he hota hai.
Sidewalk/footpath - Hum bc chalte hai jese hum Malik hai eske. West mai mostly log will not utter a single word. They'll just patiently wait ki Kahi se thoda rasta mile to cross kre. Otherwise vo apke piche chalte rahege.
Constant stare - Ye wali chej to bhai.. ladki, ladka, gay, trans, lesbian, homeless, kutta, bili, raincoat wala kutta, rubber shoes wali bili. Humko dekhna he hai jee bhar k, ache se. (Yes, pets ke bhi yaha pakade hote hai) Bhahar se nikale but Restaurant ke andar kya chal rha hai Humme dekhna he hoga Ruk ke. lol.
Greetings - kisi cafe mai gye. Counter par ladki: "hi, how are you guys?". We: "2 cappuccinos double double".
Usse pehle menu dekhna hai apun logo ko ekdam bich Mai khade hoke. Rasta block ho rha ho, koi baat nhi.
Loud burp (डकार लेना)- tum khana kha lo ya beer pi lo. डकार to ese Lena hai jese bc dushman desh ka tank udana ho. Restaurant ho, train mai, plane mai ya kahi open area. Kya kare Maza nhi ata bina liye. 2-3 funny stores bhi hai burp ki mere pas bta Dena if interested Mai share kr duga
Fukare/bloddy show off - Rear windshield par for some reason 'haryana' ya 'punjab' likha hoga. I'm sure local must assume ye car owner ka Naam hoga. And Custom number plates Apne surname ya cast ki (concept mast lagta hai mereko)
Rules - vo kya hai ji. Road wale ya pedestrian wale. Road wale I can't explain to Brampton driving subreddit dekh Lena. Pedestrian wale simple hai, J walk krna. Sidewalk pr bhi yaha signal hota hai ki kab kare road cross. And people follow. Road chahe Khali bhi kyu na hu. Par you know sab log signal ka wait nhi krte.
Phele aap - 500m counter ke piche khade ho jao ya building ka darwaja open krna ho. Yaha log chup krke door pakad lege apke liye. Counter se dur khade ho ese he, par vo tumare piche khade ho jayege and sayad he ye puche ki "are you guys in line?"
We so emotional - this is something that make us special I guess. Recent Ek incident share krta hu.. city cruise par gaya tha parents k sath. Waha bar counter par Indian ladka tha. Naam se notice kra parents ne. To baate krne Lage. Maine bhi bhai Ko hello kra. 1 hr baad jab exit k time usko parents ne bye bola and usne mere parents k feet touch kre. Then I thought humare sanskar har jagah sath rehte hai.
Homeless people - Humare wale Gareeb hath jodd k paise ya khane k mangte hai. Yaha walo Ko to govt paise k sath fresh Syringes bhi deti hai. Lol.
Neverending Thank you and sorry - Har ek chej par tumko thank you bolege and sorry bolne ka to Act bhi nikal Dia hai. 'The Apology Act' in Canada.
So that's it. Sayad kuch cheje apko pta bhi na pata ho ki aap unintentionally kr dete hai. Jese Mere liye Line toddna tha, lol.
Let me know if you have observed similar behaviour ya kuch aur chej jo mere se miss ho gyi ho.
Ek aur chej.. paise jodo aur ghumane jao. Duniya bhut badi hai. Bhut kuch Naza sekhne aur dekhne Ko milta hai :)

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Basically i'm 20 ,doing my bachelor's fucking my clg is tier-3 , there are some girls but i don't have tactics to approach em' and whenever i try to approach em' bc kuj n kuj glt ho jata heh bhai meri kundli k ajeeb s greh heh kya? Bc aj tk kisi k saath relation m nhi aya , pta nhi kitne hi saal ho chuke heh ki mene kisi lrdki c online chats nhi ki , bkchodi ho rkhi heh uppr s jb reddit m yeh grp dekho to aur gand jlne lgti heh . I don't act creep among girls. What to do and how to heal from this feeling??