Mere dost ne meri ma ko choda

so today morning at around 8 i saw this cute guy around 20, he was wearing a Barcelona jersey, the yellow and red one with blue jeans oversized ofcourse,
i got up from my seat to offer my seat to this old lady and she said nahi mere ghutno me taqlif hai baar baaar utth nahi paati, then this prick saw a chance and sat on my seat while i was talking to the lady, so to the guy:
bkl bsdk saale meri seat pe baithta hai, agli baar dikh gaya na wahi taange tod dunga, harami halkat, saale teri naak me hook daal ke tere intestine bahar kheech lunga, tere shareer me cement bhar ke taj mahal ka pillar bana dunga, agli baar meri seat ko haath bhi lagaya to.
ps: im (m19) not gay.

Salam everybody!
Aap sab logon ke nek dil se ek darkhuast. Jaise kuch log jaan rahe honge, kal se CUET ke imtahanat shuru hai. Aur kal mera bhi test hai, agar aap logon ko waqth mil paye, to meri or mere dosto ke qamyabi ke liye zaroor dua kareyega! JazakAllah Khair
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Ahoj,
potreboval bych nejake dalsi nazory na tuto situaci, zeptal jsem se sveho jednoho jedineho kamarada, kazdopadne bych rad znal i dalsi nazor, pripadne radu a s mamou se o tomhle neda bohuzel racionalne bavit.
Zakladni info o mne, za mesic mi bude 21, v roce 2022 jsem dokoncil studium SS, obor IT, bohuzel ale to nebyla uplne stastna volba, ucitele naprosto tragicti, z IT umim prd prave z duvodu kvality vybrane skoly a toho, ze jsem proste byl salamista, ktereho to moc nezajimalo a samostudium bylo takrka cizi slovo. Od roku 22 do soucasnosti pracuji u stejne firmy, delam prodejce pro jednoho z operatoru, penize jsou celkem fajn, ale perspektiva do budoucna takrka nulova a rozhodne to neni idealni prace, jediny co me tam drzi jsou penize a prave kompletni neznalost/neschopnost, kterou jsem si vinou spatne skoly a meho postoje k zivotu vyslouzil, bydlim sam, dokazal jsem se komplet postavit na vlastni nohy. Otec podnika, ma takovou mensi, troufnu si rict ale uspesnou firmu, zamestnava cca 10-15 lidi v oboru stavebnictvi, drive nas vztah nebyl uplne vrely, tudiz treba nemohl/nechtel ovlivnit vyber me skoly, do jiste miry za to muze vztah co mel s mamou, u ktery ja bydlel, nejakou cestu k sobe jsme si nasli az posledni 3, mozna 4 roky s tim, ze ted za mnou prisel s tim, ze by byl rad, kdybych sel opet studovat a nejakym zpusobem pracoval ve firme s vidinou, ze by mi ji rad jednou predal, coz ruku na srdce je krasna vidina oproti tomu bejt prodejce na lince..:-)
Ted co se tyce te skoly, co jsme se bavili, tak jsou 2 moznosti, budto SS s maturitou, nebo VS a nejak nedokazu rict, ktera cesta bude lepsi. Samozrejme vejska a titul stavebniho inzenyra je proste "prestizni", urcite do budoucna i vice perspektivni, ale musim brat v uvahu to, ze proste z SS umim prd, nemam ani zaklady v oboru a zaroven nejsem uplne studijni typ, musel bych se hooodne hecnout, dohnat vsechno a hrotit to s tim, ze buh vi, jestli bych uspel, otec rikal, ze za jeho dob lidi, co s nim na VS byli a nemeli stavarnu jako stredni, ale treba gympl, tak i tak meli dost velky problem to zvladnout, takze to me dost desi. Jedna se o prezencni studium, takze bych se na praci musel vybodnout a vysavat rodice, coz ale i kdyby to bylo dalkove, tak vzhledem k tomu, jak hodne bych se musel ucit by prace stejne nepripadala v uvahu.
Varianta druha je udelat si druhou SS s maturitou, normalne stavarnu, coz mi mozna prijde schudnejsi varianta, je to jen dalkove, takze bych do toho na zkracenej uvazek mohl zustat v praci kde jsem, coz bych byl rad, abych nemusel vysavat rodice do 26 let, mel bych zaklady stavebnictvi a zbytek by me otec naucil pry za chodu, az bych skolu mel dodelanou. Je to urcite jednodussi a jistejsi varianta, ale zase ne tak perspektivni a taky dve maturity, proste k cemu...
Otec je tak 40/60 VS/SS, trosku mi veri, ale zase ne tak moc, coz se mu nedivim, proto opravdu berte v potaz to, ze ted jsem znalostma v hajzlu, uceni mi nikdy nijak extra neslo, zachranovaly me vseobecne znalosti nez to, ze bych se ucil a pochybuju, ze z niceho nic budu mit nejakej dar a dokazu se na VS ucit z niceho nic,ja tak 30/70 VS/SS, kamarad byl 50/50, tak by me zajimal i dalsi nazor, kam by jste sli vy byt v me situaci.
Diky za odpovedi

Aaj mere best friend ka birthday tha, mei dummy student hu lekin aaj mere coaching ki chutti thi toh soocha 11th mei pehle baar school chala jao. Meine phone par baat kari school ke management se aur mujhe aane ki permission mil gayi thi par jab school bus mere ghar ke samne khadi thi aur mere hi interzaar kar rahi thi mujhe mere papa inshara de kar bulate hai aur kehte hai, school ke principle ne aane se mana kardiya hai(bkl sali). Haar din jab mei meri coaching ki van ka intezaar karta hu toh mujhe bus jaate hua dikhti hai par jaa nahi sakta school aur dosto se mil nahi sakta.
10vi ka result aaya ahr mere main 5 me 93 bane aur best five mei 94.4 par koi khushi nahi hai kyoki ye marks kuch nahi kehte. mere awaare classmate jisne baas last mahine mei answers raate maar diye uske lag bhagh mere jitni hi aa rahe hai. Mujhe marks se problem nahi hai but meri problem hai ki meine jo marks laane ke liye saal bhar dil lagakar padha aur chizo ko samajne ki kohshis kari out of genuine curiosity and passion of learning, uska koi outcome nahi tha. Mere parivaar wale bohot khush hai lekin mujhe koi khushi nahi ho rahi. Also i know acche marks aaye hai par jitne expect kare the utne nahi aa rahe. ss mei 99 hai, english mei 90 science mei 89, aur maths mei 91, pata nahi kya galat likha tha. ek toh meri handwritings aids dene wali hai aur presentation raadi hai uska kuch aasar hoga, but it doesnt matter and shouldnt really think about it.

Aaj mere best friend ka birthday tha, mei dummy student hu lekin aaj mere coaching ki chutti thi toh soocha 11th mei pehle baar school chala jao. Meine phone par baat kari school ke management se aur mujhe aane ki permission mil gayi thi par jab school bus mere ghar ke samne khadi thi aur mere hi interzaar kar rahi thi mujhe mere papa inshara de kar bulate hai aur kehte hai, school ke principle ne aane se mana kardiya hai(bkl sali). Haar din jab mei meri coaching ki van ka intezaar karta hu toh mujhe bus jaate hua dikhti hai par jaa nahi sakta school aur dosto se mil nahi sakta.
10vi ka result aaya ahr mere main 5 me 93 bane aur best five mei 94.4 par koi khushi nahi hai kyoki ye marks kuch nahi kehte. mere awaare classmate jisne baas last mahine mei answers raate maar diye uske lag bhagh mere jitni hi aa rahe hai. Mujhe marks se problem nahi hai but meri problem hai ki meine jo marks laane ke liye saal bhar dil lagakar padha aur chizo ko samajne ki kohshis kari out of genuine curiosity and passion of learning, uska koi outcome nahi tha. Mere parivaar wale bohot khush hai lekin mujhe koi khushi nahi ho rahi. Also i know acche marks aaye hai par jitne expect kare the utne nahi aa rahe. ss mei 99 hai, english mei 90 science mei 89, aur maths mei 91, pata nahi kya galat likha tha. ek toh meri handwritings aids dene wali hai aur presentation raadi hai uska kuch aasar hoga, but it doesnt matter and shouldnt really think about it.

So well mere 10th boards theek thaak gaye
I am weak in maths so iss subject mein kuch pursue nahi karna mujhe and plzz mera ek doubt clear kar do ki kya hum computer ko maths se replace kr sakte hai as mere maths mein kam aaye so I have to replace it with computers
Baaki Agar computer ko replace karke percentage bane to meri 80% hai but revaluation karani hai English mein to maybe 81% bhi hojaye
So mere school walo ne pehele bola tha ki ek subject replace hojayega but now they r only taking the marks of core 5 subject that includes maths jisse meri percentage is going down to 72 and they r not even taking all 6 subjects jisme meri 77% ban rai hai. So they r not giving me pcb because mere well itne acche nahi ban rahe marks and they r not taking computers into accounts because according to them it will only gonna be replaced if someone has failed in that subject like tf bhai best of 5 core 5 kab se ban gaya.
So plzzz help me bhai as I am very confused ki kya karu,neet karna nahi jo dummy karne lag jau,commerce mein man nahi lagta

Mummy boli ki abb jo aagye wo aagye, dekho kaha mistakes ki thi....... Jab unko bola ki kaha mistakes ki hai tho unko laga ki excuse de raha .. Dostko ke sath thi share kar diya par idar mann barne aagya.
Sab main lagbhag >85 hai, eng 94, maths 90, sanskrit 83, sci 81(pata nhi itne kam kese hue paper tho acha gaya), sst 87, ai 82(how mere tho isme ache aaye the school mein) Best 5 lekar 87.2%
1st of all,, sanskrit ke liye school mei koi teacher hi nhi tha jo padha wo yt se(master sahab ki jai🙏🙏 ) mrks 66 aagye par portfolio ka sirf 18 diya jab ki unhone bola tha ki koi teacher nhi hai tho full dedege.. Puri school mei sirf do sanskrit ke student the aur usko ig 19/20 diye portfolio ka(his total is 89) (Mereko bhi agar 20 dedethe tho 87.6≈88% mil gathe) 2nd sci, abhi tho pcm student hu tho lag raha hai ki bio mei hi kathe hoge(interest hi nhi hai mera bio me) but still school mei maths aur sci mere best the... Aur hamara school bhi buhut hard papers banata tha(to prepare us🤓) aur me top 5-10 mei bhi aa ja tha puri school mei SOCH RAHA HU KI RE EVALUATION KE LIYE BHEJ DO but mummy nhi maan rhi🥲 Maths thik hai aur eng bhi Par sst jaha pe 90+ sabka confirm hota hai udar 87 aagye And lastly AI,, school mei ai mei hamesha 90+% aathe the,, aur mera friend jisko last exam mei Mujhse 7marks kam the ushe boards mei mujhe se 7mrks zyada hai:salute: Mujko portfolio mei 94/100 hei aur usko 98,99 hai🤯🥲🥲(happy for him tho uskha result bhi meine hi check kar ke diya 'after asking him') Aur ai mei tho extra questions bhi attempt kiye the thora hard tha mere liye wo paper but not as hard to just get a 38...
Ending: school chtiya aur mei bhi chtiya ki mene sirf 2 din(mostly 1-2 din) padhai kari and not utilized all the 4 days for my preparations Shayad agar karta to 90+% aa jathi Abhi tho 1 mihine baad nani nana ki anniversary mei bhi jana hai. AUR WAHA PURA PARIWAR AYEGA. abhi tak tho jin relatives ne pucha aur wish kiya wo ache hai magarrr(still relatives piche tho bahut lag the hai like bhncd tumne kab meri fees bari???)

Jee ni hua pehle s1 me to socha chlo 2nd me nikal lunga fir boards diye boards theek gye the meko laga tha 75+ ajayenge Aram se fir lag gya jee ke liye behenchod paper se 1.5 hafte pehle asthma hogya poore curriculum ki ma chudgyi dhang se ni padhpaya aur vo bi ni nikla result aya as expected me bits me judgya tayyari set thi mocks me 220+ board ka result aya aur m chudgya pehle to meko laga tha bits consider 60% in boards fir asal criteria ab dekha to lole lag gye ... Mere parents mere board ke result se bahut khush hai ham bahar bi gye the maine bahut situations tackle kri kyuki aur Maine ek tution ni lagai in whole 11/12 so they were proud that I was on my own but uhe abi bi lagra me bits dunga par I'm not eligible kis muu se btau bhai unhe 😔 mere rishtedar ache hai dost ache hai in these terms but bimario ne apni ma chudwali poore 2 saal yehi hua hai

So let me start by telling abt how my jee journey has been till now. Mera bachpan se (mtlb 5th-6th) se hi IIT B Jane ka sapna tha 🤡. Mujhe nit aut iits ke bare mein kafi pehle se pata hai. Kyunki mere papa nit trichy se hai, chacha nit warangal aur dusre chacha IIT B se hai (under 100 air thi). Isliye bachapan se hi soch Raha hoon ki IIT B jaunga. There was no pressure from my parents to do engineering. 10th mein 96 percentage the (100 percetage in maths and science). 10th ke result ke baad bada confidence aaya 🤡. Fiitjee aur aakash dono ke entrance mein 75% scholarship mil gayi. Aakash ki coaching join ki. 11th ke aadhe khatam hone Tak aukaat pata chal gayi thi, isliye tha ki bas NIT T miljaye. Let's cut to the present. Baki ki story kisi aur din. 11th poori barbaad hogayi. 12th mein mehnat karke saara portion khatam Kiya upto mains level. Physics and Chem ka 75% portion advanced level Tak tha. Mocks mein bhi acha score karna laga. Jan AYJR mein expected 99.2 %ile Tha. But got the dreaded shift 27 S1. Result ke din zindagi upside down hogayi soch Raha tha ab focus hokar advanced ke liye padhunga lekin sirf 97.1 percentile bani ( scored 205 marks). 27S1 ke sadme se jab Tak nikal paaya tab Tak boards aagye the. Boards ke baad 1 mahina tha jee S2 ke liye. Mai bas revision karta tha aur mocks deta tha. Score kafi fluctuate hone laga tha. Kabhi score 220+ to kabhi 180. Easy questions mein silly errors karne ki buri aadat hogayi thi. AYJR April mein silly errors ke Karan sirf 98 percentile expected aai. Fir 4S2 mein 60 questions attempt karke aaya. Score check karne par sirf 182 hi Bane. Maths mere expectation se bohot lengthy thi, iske Karan mark for review questions ko check karne ka time hi nahi mila aur wo almost saare mark for review galat hogaye. Chem ke ek question mein structure correct banaya lekin no of bonds galat gin liye. I could have genuinely scored 225+ easily but due to me being stupid gave a lot of time to maths and fucked up physics and chem. Sirf 98.2 percentile hi bani.. Ab advanced se koi hopes nahi, maths adv level ka ghanta kuch nahi aata. My father wants me to go to bits, lekin I can't seem to justify the 24 lakh fees. We don't have a ton of money and 24 lakh is a very significant amount for us. Jab bhi padhne jaata hoon, man hi nahi hota, somehow I just don't get motivation to study for bits.. Drop ke liye papa maan nahi rahe. I genuinely believe ki drop year mai I will do better because burnout is not an issue for me (atleast for now) aur social life ki chinta nhi hai. 11th aur 12th itne lonliness mai guzri hai ki ab farak nhi padta. Sirf ek acha dost ban paya. Aur 10th ka friend group poora break hogaya. Ek ladki, kafi close friend thi ab msg karne par reply bhii nhi deti. Last proper female interaction 10th mein hi tha.. Anyways it is what it is. You guys suggest what should I do now. Take a drop or prepare for bits?

Bhai is saal 75 nahi age to nxt year as a private candidate ke throw exam dunga to bhai ager kisi ne ese diya hai hai to plz mere ko dm ya is postbpe comment karo mujhe kuch information chahiye plzzzz🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Aaj subha mere papa ko principal ka call aaya unhone bola ki mujhe school bhej de toh mere papa ne bola ki usske toh itne aache marks bhi nahi hai toh principal ne bola ki vo school ka topper hai(bc 82% mai school ka topper💀)
Jab mai school pahucha toh pata chal ki mai hi akela hu jiske 80% se uper hai
Behenchod mere school mai bacho ke 90% se uper aate the pre board mai(mai 5 ya 6 position mai tha)
Bc abhi tab visvas nahi ho raha.

So yesterday board exams came out . I didn't know because my father took my phone with him(I don't know why) and I woke up late. My bestie called me and told me that results are out so I checked my result on my mom's phone. I got 87% and got scolded by her which I deserved. I called my dad from my mom's phone and told him the result and he was happy and it and congratulated me. At about 2 when he came back he assured me that I scored good. Then I got a call from by bestie on my mom's phone ( my phone was in my dad's office switched off) that all the students have came to school with sweets and meeting teachers, and asked me we should go too. I asked my dad if I can go he totally denied saying kya karna hai jaake, tumhari dost ke 75% aaye hai vo kyu itna kar rhi hai jaane ke liye. I didn't say anything as I don't expect than to let me go ANYWHERE. Me and my bestie have been making a plan to hangout to a mall, play on trampoline there, eat something and come back and our one more female friend would go with us . I asked him in evening about this and he totally denied. Ulta daantne lag gye. Maine kaha aap hi chor dena aap le lena bas hum teen ladkiyan hai. He shouted on me and kehte abhi toh Agra hoke aaye hai(Mera Mann bhi nhi tha). Before you say itna toh sabke karte hai , they have NEVER allowed me to hangout anywhere even with only girls boys ka toh sawaal hi nhi hai . Main almost ab college main hu muje laga ab toh kahi jaane denge. Par nahi school bhi nhi jaane de rhe teachers ko mithai Dene ke liye ki tumari dost ke 75% aaye hai usko kyu itni Khushi ho rhi hai. I have always seen my friends hanging out with eachother but I have never spent any time with my friends other than school . Aakhri baar main apni bestie last board ke exam main mili thi. 10th Main kehte the 12th main jaane denge . Ab 12th bhi ho gye, result bhi ho gye admission bhi ho gya fir bhi nhi . Mera kabhi boyfriend nhi Raha hai na koi hai aur na hi maine kabhi koi aisi har harkat ki hai ki unko Shak bhi ho. Ek 11th main tuition thi school ke paas Jana pe main padti bhi thi aur friends bhi the par ek baar paas ke ek book shop pe apni friend ke saath gayi thi toh unhone woh bhi churwadi aur colony main koi tuition lagwa di . They don't even let me go to to a shop with my friend. Meri ek friend apni friends ke saath Amritsar gyi hai aur baaki bhi saare bacche kahi na kahi gye hai par sirf main hi hu jo kahi nhi Jaa sakti. I cried a lot last night ki kya reason hai ki Ghar se nahi nikalne dete aur kyu nhi nikalne dete and I got my eyes swollen this morning. I don't know mere hi parents aise kyu hai . Kyu mujhpe itna Shak karte hai and more thing that I forgot to tell that I'm almost in college and I still have to submit my phone at night to my parents.

So yesterday saw my 10th result bohot bura laga mere dada ji ka bday tha unhe pata chala ki result aya kyuki mere ek cousin Jo same 10th mai hai usne pehle hi apna result bata diya tha usse 96% aye aur muje 75-85 ke bhecch mai aye offcourse real percentage nhi reveal kar rha kyuki mere dost bhi follow karte Mera acc coming back mere dada ji ka phone ya papa ne phone handover kiya and I was literally shaking bohot bura lag rha phele mene happy birthday wish Kiya fir unhe result bataya aur unhone acha mene toh bola tuje acha hi yega aur mai rone lag gaya unhone pata chala ki mai roo rha tha toh muje samajha rhe thi ki kitne aye isse koi farak nhi padta and all but mai aur baat hi nhi kar paya fir mere bua (woh cousin ke mom ka) phone aya mene ekdam dhere awaz mai result bataya aur fir emotional hogya unhone ne bhi bola acha hai roo mat mere mai aur baat karne ki himaat hi nhi I feel like my parents don't deserve me baki sare dost 90+ la rhe hai aur sabke mumi status wagera laga rhi i feel bad and ashamed ki mene apne parents ko kitna disappoint kardiya mere mumi bohot sad thi but papa bole tikhe hai jo huya so huya ab agee pe dhyan de but kya karu kush samajh nhi a rha hamesha woh result yaad a rha hai raat mai soh nhi pa rha ekdam ese daar sa gaya hu sab dost maza kar rhe aur muje breakdown ho rha hai panick attacks a rhe....... I know I will do better sabko disappoint kardiya tution wali ma'am ko mumi papa ko family ko 🥲

Dijagnoza je relativna fimoza i kratak frenulum. Kako god gledam, frenulum (deo koji spaja kožicu sa penisom) će morati u nekoj meri da strada, makar radio i samo seckanje frenuluma.
U dilemi sam. Seks mogu da imam uz blago zatezanje. Ne pomažu nikakvi saveti sa stranih subredita gde su ljudi mahom protiv obrezivanja. Ni steroidne kreme ni vežbe.
Zanima me da li je neko ko se obrezivao imao probleme u smislu smanjenog osećaja zadovoljstva, pošto tu ima najviše nervnih završetaka, a i sam osećam tu najviše zadovoljstva, tačno ispod frenuluma.
U suštini, kakav vam je osećaj tokom odnosa sad kad ste obrezani i da li se iko kaje?

So imma final year CS student, aur bhai mere job nahi lagi hai, par bhai kuch karne kaa jonoon hai, maa baap ko kush karna hai aur apna future bhi banana hai, so pls guid me...
Background : from tier 2 private cllg, know programming well, (typically mern stack ka 14 aur 200+ leetcode wala ) mere ek baar toc mei acche aye the to subject thoda acha lagta hai mujhe 🙂 ab yaad nahi kuch, maths to ghatna yaad hai mujhe shuru se padha hai sab kuch ( 12th ke bhi thode concepts revise karne honge), aur baki sab subjecta ka bhi same haal hai DSA ko chhod kar bas programming aati hai muze
1) How and where to start 2) What are some good resources 3) What best in your opinion ( offline/online) 4) What are good online classes in you opinion or experience ?
TLDR : launde ne bass backhodi ki hai cllg mei GATE ke liye guidance maang raha hai

meri coaching ka teacher jo chem padhata hai thoda sa arrogant hai aur hamesha ye assume karke padhata hai ki baccho ko poori 11th ki chem aati hogi is wajah se concepts clear nahi hote mere aur understanding nhi aa rahi also jab teacher se kuch basic ya 11th ka doubt pucho to kehta hai beta tu uganda chala ja not even kidding he literally says this so should i buy lakshya jee 2025 for chemistry only is the faculty good???please respond if you are reading this and dont have any answer atleast comment anything for good reach