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Hey y’all throwaway account because... well you read the title lol. So I have a two part question... I tend to like the voyeuristic type of porn every once in awhile and there seems to be a lot of this Japanese bus/train porn. The basic premise being that ahem, relations occur on a crowded bus or train.
It’s always made me giggle a bit because of the extras... I mean I’m assuming that these are porn shoots where they rented a bus, filled it with extras, and then had two people bang in the middle. (The extras are just so funny, like imagine you gotta be really quiet and serious and two inches away from your face are two people just going to pound town.)
But then I read how chikan (public groping and assault) is a legit problem in Japan. And it got me wondering... those are porn extras, right? Right?!? I mean there’s no way that people are just getting filmed being assaulted and it’s being uploaded to pornhub, right?????? Probably an extremely stupid question and I’m just paranoid, but I guess weirder things have happened.
And then I started thinking about the larger picture- how do we know videos (esp in the kink world) are porn productions and filmed ethically?? I don’t want to accidentally consume something where someone was hurt, and isn’t that one of the reasons why pornhub purged a few weeks ago? Porn industry professionals, anyone with knowledge on Japan and their apparent love for fucking on buses, please sound off. 😅
Hello everyone!
Intro:
http://www.reddit.com/weeabootales/comments/34acu7/weebs_in_japanese_university_intro/ Again, I super apologize for the delay. You can put your pitchforks and torches down, because I have a story for you. This kid, despite the fact that he did not have a mean-spirited personality, (he was very nice, just weeby and creepy) managed to alienate most of the other exchange students. In fact, he is still alienating us
today from his own country, which I will get into.
I usually don't like seeing this "Be me... Don't be weeb" crap on here, but in order to make the story more enjoyable, I shall bite my tounge.
You could be me if you want. White guy. Speaks Japanese, has a passion for the Japanese culture.
Being Jo is recommended. Swedish. Hell of a guy. Speaks Japanese.
If you're female, Kaz is someone you could be. Hong Kong-er. Great friend. Professional manga artist. Fashion and accessory designer. She was amazing.
I'm not telling you what to do, but try, please try not to be Lin. Half-Vietnamese, Half-white. Australian. Obsession with anime and JRPGs. Somehow shits money. We will get into that.
Now, onto the story.
My first encounter with Lin was not like most of the stories on here. It was positive. It was the 1st day of October, and all of the exchange students were being bussed over to the dormitory from the airport (Narita, so 3-4 hour bus rides.) After everyone was shown to their rooms and settled in, it was that night's Welcome Dinner. Basically it was white people speaking Japanese with each other and pigging out on monstrous plates of sushi. Everyone, eager to speak Japanese, spoke to the other with little regard for race or ethnicity. I thought it was a little strange but went along with it anyway; it turned out to be kind of fun.
As we get talking and he helps me wire up my internet, He seems a little nerdy, which is okay. We all have met people, like that, right? People who are nerdy enough to have interesting things to say and make great friends, but not nerdy enough to take it over the top? Yeah, you know who I'm talking about.
So, as classes start and as the year starts going by, I start to notice that he never really leaves his room. While me, Jo, and the other exchange students are going out together to see Tokyo and generally having a good time, he would stick to himself. Now, there is nothing wrong with an introvert, but I mean
he would never come out of his room, and people started seeing him as the weird kid, so I started to have sympathy for him because I know what it's like to be that kid.
Now I know why.
Here are some reasons he couldn't handle Glorious Nippon:
Slobs are not appreciated. By anyone. So, not wanting him to feel left out, I invited him to go to Akiba (Akihabara) with me. As I walked up to his room to knock on his door, I noticed something. Something that was different than the hallway or the other rooms in the vicinity.
The
smell.
I don't want to say it was rancid (yet), but let's just say it was not a bed of roses.
This can't possibly be his room, right? I thought to myself.
Please don't let this be his room.. I prayed to whatever god was listening to my head rants.
As he opened the door and invited me in, noting that he had slept in till noon, I was prepared for what I saw. Clearly, no god exists; he would not have allowed this travesty to take place.
There was clutter
everywhere, on his floor, his desk, you name it. Tons of anime and JRPG posters adorn the walls, and some of them weren't even nice. His desk was so piled up with various crap (trash, his school books, etc.) that you weren't even sure the desk was made of wood.
He then starts to explain to me all of the series that he is into (Kill la Kill, Guuren Laggan, etc.) and why they are the 'best things to ever exist in history' and how 'the West can't keep up' with glorious culture. Oh god.
Oh, and the smell I mentioned earlier? I think something died in his trash pile.
I didn't say anything to him. We just left. I pretended not to notice.
The Japanese do not take kindly to thoughts of chikan. Now, for those who live in Japan or have been here, you know about the schoolgirls. Fairly normal to see them, not a big deal, except to Lin.
There were times ( and this was fairly often) where he would stare at them intently, as if he had just seen Sasuke himself standing there. He would tell me that he thought schoolgirls and maids are the cutest things in the world. Being something of a good guy, I let him know quietly that it was very rude and to please not do that. The girls were clearly quite perplexed and disturbed by the staring.
It got worse.
There were times when he would... (Author's note: I cringe at the thought of writing this) go up and talk to them, with really broken Japanese, telling them how beautiful and cute they were and how much he loved schoolgirl uniforms.
I think somewhere I just wanted a hole to emerge from the ground and swallow me up right then and there, I wanted there to be a giant rock that I could crawl under.
Japanese Ethics class is no place for Shin Megumi Tensei, but for Lin, every class was. One of the classes that we all had in common was this Japanese Philosophy course. Me, being a political science major and a history buff, was mildly interested.
It comes time for our midterm presentations, a big part of our grade.
He gets up there, no presentation, or anything for that matter, and starts describing the plot points of this series.
At this point, the class is thinking to themselves
What the serious fuck in this? So, we all nudge him by trying to get him to make comparisons between the plot points of the game and aspects of Japanese philosophy, but to no avail.
He made it a point in every class to bring up some anime show or JPRG plotline, the most common being Shin Megumi Tensei. But, the teachers, being Japanese, are very polite and would not tell him to can it.
I now know more about that game than I ever wanted to.
He shits money. As some point when the semester is almost over and it coming time for his six months of stalking schoolgirls to end, Lin decides he needs.. mementos to remember his Utopia by.
I go up to his room one more time, and was pleasantly surprised to find that the clutter on his desk had been organized...
...only to make room for more clutter.
But this time, he has bags and bags of crap, all bought of Akihabara. Cosplay clothes, keychains, phone cases, backpacks, you name it, he's got it.
I'm not even sure how he could go home with all that crap, he only brought one over-stuffed luggage bag with him for the semester, so how the shit was he going to transport this crap back to Australia?
He's going to ship it.
And for those of you who live here, had lived here, or had been here, you would know that that stuff is
not cheap.
My guess was he had to have spent over 500USD or 50,000JPY on this crap.
I have more, but I have already droned on long enough, so stay tuned for the next part.
PS. Sorry if my writing skills make it hard to understand, I'm not the best.