Bhai ne bahin ko choda

Bhai female interaction bhot kam hai mera ek do ladkiyon se baat kari toh unhone rude keh diya (tho they were interested) ab mere hisaab se toh bass main riyal hu bass jaisa hu vaisa hu. Somebody told me female friends ladko ko sober karti hain. But I don't have any.

Ali je med železniško postajo in grajskim gričem kakšna OK telovadnica? Morda tudi na Poljanah bi bilo OK. Zanima me klasična vadba z utežmi, morda tudi tek na tekalni stezi. Moji kriteriji enostavni, ne maram le gneče in ko se oprema razpada.
Športno društvo Tabor ima staro in slabo opremo, Situla je pomalo daleč, čez tire in vedno je preveč gneče.

English already bigad chuka h pe ka toh syllabus hii lund hai (cbse aur icse ko mila k banaya h) padhne k liye chutt koi resource nhi h ... Wo ek zaki saudagar padhaya h 2023 m toh wo bhi bkl upar upar se karaya h ab pyq har baar alag alg chiz k ke mai panic krri hu gaand gota m muh m aagaya h , kal paper h meri gaand m pata nhi konsa keeda tha jo PE liii Upar se zaki ne notes bhi paid rkhe hain aur videos baar baar dekhna aand lgra uss bhadwe k Ab mujhe bhut bura h ... Mujhe sch m du chahiye the ab itni mehnat krne k baad itni gaannd ghis ne k baad aankho k saamne sb bikhar ta dekh nhu paari Jeevan m pehli baar itna padhi thi pr sb gud gobar hogaya Hath m time h sb h pr phir bhi gaand marwaungi kal mai Thank youu universe ❤️
Help kr sakte ho toh pls kro Resource batao

Ovo iskreno nikada nisam razumeo: zašto neke osobe traže sebi partnera koji im je zabavan? Mislim, svako može sam sebe zabaviti, ako vam je do smeha i zabave, odete na jutjub i slično pa gledate zabavu tamo. Međutim, jutjub ne može da vas voli, da vas zagrli ili da ide u šetnju sa vama. I onda postoje osobe koje odbiju nekog ko bi mogao da ih voli samo zato što nije "zabavan"? Mislim, koja je logika u takvim izborima partnera?

Ajde budite realni, niste tatini sinovi/cerke, niste u SNS, nemate "startni kes" iliti nasledstvo da bilo sta probate, nemate stan u nekom vecem gradu GDE SU SVI POSLOVI, zavrsili ste fax i prvi ste na birou jer nemate vezu za posao.. Kako zapoceti BILO STA i ziveti normalno?
Beograd je Srbija, to je jasno. Hoces nesto da radis? Idi u Beograd jer u okolnim mestima nemas priliku za posao, pocetnik si i nemas iskustva? Ok, plata max 700e mada je i to puno, a ti sad plati sve neophodno i prosta matematika ti govori da je to nemoguce. Za NS je ista prica.
Hoces bilo sta da probas sam da pokrenes ali nemas vezu i budzet? Nemoj ni da pomisljas, gubis vreme.
Zavrsio/la si faks i ocekujes da se zaposlis? A ko ce da te preporuci? Recimo imas coveka koji cete preporuciti ali sigurno nije za dzabe, pripremi 5-10k e za radno mesto, a ti ih nemas.
PA KAKO DA SE ZIVI NORMALNO OVDE JA STVARNO NE VIDIM NACIN, MOZE NEKO DA BACI NEKI HINT?

Exam centre was in middle of nowhere and fans were barely working. 3 classes ko EIK SAATH baithaya. 2 bacche eik seat pe side by side 30 cm se kam duri. Mere room ke bahar 6A likha tha par andar 7A likha tha. Invigilators ke naam pe just college pass outs laga diye aur wo bhi gine chune gawar the. Unhone paper to time we diya par open cheating allow kar di. Like invigilators bagal me khade and bacche baat kar rahe hai.
Like not even kidding, open cheating chal rahi thi and they were just ignoring. Class me bahaut Shor Ho raha tha and I couldn't focus because of that. Lagbhag 30 minutes Baan Maine invigilator se Nola ki Shor knatam karwae paper Dene me dikkat Ho rahi hai
Us bande ne literally ja ke bola “Baccho shor kam karo bahar aawaj chali jaegi” 💀 I was speechless. Like bhai cheating kar rahe hai sab aur tu invigilator hai apna kaam to kar. Hame 1st exam khatam hone ke baad class me 20min baithaya aur usne pata chala ki mere se eik seat bagal wale ne mujhse and uske aage wale se copy kiya and kuch na aate hue bhi uske hum dono se acche Numbers aayenge like WTH.
Physics ke exam ke baad bahar nikla pani bharne to pata chala ki balti me se nikal ke paani peena hai jo obviously utna saaf nahi dikh raha tha and jo uncle nikal ke de rahe the wo bhi pure paseene me the. So mai to pyaasa hi wapas class me chala gaya.
Maths ke same cheez repeat hui. It’s baar sabko pata tha ki invigilators nikamme hai to kai baccho ne to group bana ke cheating ki.
And eik aur baat, BRO 2ND PAPER ME BIOMETRIC HI NAHI LIYA ! I am so fucking scared and angry at the same time. It’s just a shit storm
I can’t remember all the crazy shit (because trust me there was a lot) so I’ll add it when I get more free time.
Peace and the hell with you exam administration…

Impatient ho raha hu, kisi ne helpline ko dubara call kiya?

I didn't knew anything about CUET like I thought it's just a single paper but I was wrong, Today Physics and Mathematics paper took place but I missed those, aaj aake jab papa ne bataya ki cuet ka admit card aa gaya I opened and saw, First I thought something is wrong ki dates aaj ki de rakhi hai, meri fatt chuki hai delhi mei rehta hu toh English, Chemistry and biology ka 29 ko hai aur kal 17 ka hai papa ne bahut daanta ki kal tera P.ed ka exam hai tujhe kuch hosh nahi par mene papa ko ab tak nahi bataya ki mera Physics and maths aaj choot gaya, mere JEE mei itne hai ki IPU ka college mil jayega par ab mujhe batado ki cuet ke subject test me college kese kese milte hai plz

First I will give you my story and then tell you the issue.
Story- I took Non med, because i didnt know what to do. Joined Aakash & started preparing for IIT. At coaching, i could understand everything but when i went home i just didnt want to open the modeules, revise notes or do anything. I just couldn't study. I gave myself reasons- I am doing this for my parents, i am doing this to prove myself, etc but none worked. I just didnt want to study. I had very low marks in tests, teachers ne bhi motivate & scold kara but I JUST COULD'NT study. Pata nahi kaise ek saal hogaya. In currently in 12th. In april- March, mere ko feeling aane lagi ki Jee is not the problem, I dont like BTech. I am in the wrong heat.
i dont want to make the same mistake again, bina research kare decision lena like in 11th.
Issue- I am thinking to do CUET with PCM and do BCOM/ BBA in a DU? Is it the right choice? Scope hai iska kuch..Thoda bahut parents ko ye sab bataya...They thinks BTech is very helpful, life me madad karega etc...I didnt say much.
Yes, i dont like PCM, but it is the only way? Because it is alteast better than going in a college and doing something for 4 years that i dont like?!
Please guide me. There's a bit more to the story. I have shared the relevant bits.

Maths ke paper me time waise hi 1 ghante ka(90 secs per question) usme bhi gadho ke bacho ne is type ke questions diye ki steps hojaye answer ke aas paas bhi na pohocho aur questions ko Kam lengthy nhi banaya retards ne.itna Ganda exam past life me kabhi nhi Gaya Aur inke sign wali bakchodgiri ne itna disturb Kiya na koi focus hi na kar ske upar se Bhai rough work ka kya Mai dang se questions kar hi nhi paa rha atleast sheets hi provide karwadete itni kya hi problem hai I feel so tired have to convince my parents to not take tomorrow's exam(fayda waise hi nhi hai kaun dega 18 attempts Wale ko DU)

Bhai Mera centre itna door para hai plus Delhi traffic subha eco ka exam Diya jiske liye 5:30uthna para tha fir maths at 5 abb 8 baaj gaye and aab bhi Ghar nahi pauchne mei 15 20 min lagega Bhai jinka centre pass mei hai unko toh advantage mil hi Raha hai plus meri Puri body mei abb dard hi dard hai unki bechnces bhi class 1 ya 2 ki thi
And beech exam mei college ke baache biometric le rahe rhe mera almost 10 15 mins waste Kara and unko like aata hi nahi tha biometric Lena meine bola 2 min ruk jao bhar du omr but bhai mane hi nahi and then invigilator paper collect karne Lage jaldi mei meine even though sahi option mark karke rakha tha mere booklet pe meine omr galat bhar diya Fir kuch bacho ko Bina biometric ke bhej Diya? Like what and meine CUET course liya tha online and waha ek grp hai of multiple people from mulyiple regions and Bihar waale bata rahe hai waha dabake cheating ho Rahi hai
Bhai itni mehnat almost bekar lag Rahi hai kal bst and accounts but body mei like ek boond energy nahi hai and kalka centre aur door hai
I don't think this is a fair exam sab luck hai acha centre jinka ka hai vo already advantage mei hai
It's so heart breaking ki mehnat karne ke baad bhi koi faal nahi mil Raha I mean at this point I don't know anything

i am a partial dropper and my last hope is bitsat to get something. i studied my ass off for jee but i fucked up(27s1 and 6s1) and also my anxitey during lastg 15 min of exam(fuck you. i hate my self). during the last 15 minutes i went from 60 correct:5 wrong to 35 correct:25 wrong. i hated myself for every part of it. uss last ke 15 min me maine aapne aap ko chod diya. my bitsat is on 24 i am now getting nervous for my exam fuck it. kaise bhi krke acha chala jaye. please give me a paper that i know. bohot downfall ho gaaya mera. i see my friends on insta everyday roaming somewhere and enjoying time, mai 3 saal se ek kamre me band hu. bhai log mai to apna college ka fest bhi attend nhi kiya💀💀. btw i motivated a boy for jee studies we studied together uske 99.5% aaye🤡🤡🤡. mera adv ka cutoff bhi clear nhi hua

(I am not punjabi, to fir mai hindi mein hi question puch rha hoon)
•Bi*ch I'M Back(sidhu ne insta story pe play kiya tha older version ek baar)
•Signed To God(prod. by intense, sidhu bhai ne jab poster dala tha iska tab bhi prod. by intense tha lekin moosetape mein banglez&kidd vala version release kiya tha + I think Byrd ke paas bhi ek aur version hai iska)
•GOAT(complete older version with malton's verse)
•Brown shortie(with mist's verse, poster ke caption mein bhi likha tha ki isme mist ka feature hai)
•Burberry(aka Versace bag, 100 times better than Burberry)
•Moosedrilla(prod. by harj nagra)
•These days(video phele hi bnake gye hain sidhu bhai,lekin older version ki)
•G-Shit(with AR Paisley)
•Power(with nseeb,as he already mentioned in an interview ki isme uska bhi verse tha)
•IDGAF(prod. by Byrd)
•inke saath saath aur bhi songs ke alternate versions present hain jo ki vo isme add kr skte hain like DRIPPY(aka Hitman 2 Hitmaker, idk why they changed tracks name), Athra Style(with Jenny johal)
•inke saath kuch leaked tracks bhi release kiye ja skte hain like 0008,Real OG,Kille
•saath mein kuch tracks like pittal(full track kabhi release hi nhi hua,full track 3:04 ka tha kuch),Boss&Confession(with proper mix mastering)

So I joined offline coaching finally kyuki meri mummy ko mujhe bs ghr se bahar dekhna h!!! Pehle kbhi offline nhi Kia aur introvert hu upar se 2 saal se ghr p hu jo thoda bht personality development hua tha 12th m vo bhi ud gya🥲
Kl mera first day h aur batch ka bhi I don't know shitt kya krna hota h kaha Jana hota h kl kuch hoga bhi ya sirf bakchodi? Kisi ne mujhse kuch puch lia to? Mujhe kisi se baat karni pdi to? Khair this is what going inside my head rn...social anxiety at its peak🙂

Sara time OMR aur Signature Dene aur lene me nikal diya ek ldki ne OMR mark bhi nahi kiya and teacher ne sheet cheen li it's NTA baby Fuck U NTA mere 8 questions chuute jo ki mere ko ate the numerical the vo 😔😔😔 usme kam se kam 2 ya 3 min lagta per numerical but kya he kar sakte h aur Maths bilkul CUET pyq jesi nahi aai lol 😔😔

Ko sem danes probal odpreti HBO Max na NEO, mi je napisalo da ga moram posodbiti samo ne vem kako. Nism gvislšn al moram sam posodbit al moram počakat da pride Max ven in bo NEO sam posodobil. Katerkoli odgovori so dobrodošli.

Bhai paper pyq se etna zayda hard kyu tha?!?!?! I was fucking preparing for cuet from past 2 months literally was studying 6-7 hrs everyday solved each and every pyq but jab exam hua ek toh baar baar teacher ajata ha aur uske bhi time se paper nai dete aur bc enka kya jara ha paper toh humara ha dimag ka bhosda bana dala ha en logo ne bhai upar se ghar wale baar baar bolte rahte ke kasa hua kasa hua tu toh sata din padhti rahte thi abh toh sahi hua hoga North campus toh pakka ess baar bc ma kya bolu ke teacher ne ghanta ka paper 40 min me leliya!?!??! (Science)

Mai 2023 ka pass out student hu ajj first time cuet dene gya aur guess what physics bekar gya😃 Mai March se apne domains padh rha hu aur one shot me pura syllabus khatm kr diya safal batch se notes revise kre subah subah formula revise kre paper aya aur hag diya bc 34 ques kre aur usme se max tukke Maree hai idk what's wrong with me kitna bhi try kr lo yeh science padhne ka mere se nhi hota Ghar walo ke khene pe science le liya 11th me kyuki lockdown tha aur free meh mil rhi thi meri life ki sabse biggest mistake thi science background meh jana mera shurwat se interest social science meh tha lekin science leli🤡 Bc kal aur ajj itna padhayi ki sab chize revise marri aur bc paper bhi fuck kr diya idk ab du meh ba ke courses milenge ki nhi milenge north campus toh pakka nhi milega uske liye 750+ chahie hote aur mere 600 ajaye woh bhut baddi baat hai lekin ajj bhut bura laga tbh yeh physics ke paper meh 60 min kaise beet gye pata bhi nhi chala 💔😂 Bs kal physical ka phir legal phir eng gt and bio Anne wale papers me accha perform krna hai ab Thank you for reading 🙏
Chalo choro mai waise bhi du sol meh hu pichle sall ek pvt college me addmission kra diya tha mere maa bapp ne lekin maine woh college chor diya uske chutiyapa ke karan 🤡 Yeh waise bhi mere last chance tha iske badd se physics ko haat nhi lagaunga kya krunga agar iss sall admission nhi hoga waise Mai bhi 2nd year meh ajaunga lekin ha ek baat confirm hai ki cuet pg ya masters krunga toh regular hi krunga waise bhi mera science field me janne ka Mann nhi 22 ko legal ka paper hai agar llb ke course meh bhi admission mil gya toh mai bhut khush rhunga nhi krni yeh science madarchod rat race nhi hoti science bhenchod
Ajj pata nhi Aisa lag rha hai ki itni mehnat ke badd bhi paper bekar gya toh bura lag rha hai choro kya hi bolu 💔

13 MAY
Jis din result nikla to papa ne bola ki "Ki jyaada nhi but me bhot khush hu."
I was bamboozled that how is he so happy at me getting just 90.4 ( humare ghar me 95 se niche to ijjat nhi milti)
Ese eee chize khe rhe the ki
" mere to bas 60s me aaye the, tu to sidha 90 le aaya"
"puri family me bas tu hai jo 10th me 90 laaya"
" tu jonsa gift mangenga ledunga"
I was so happy
16 MAY
aaj mummy ne bola ki papa phone pe kehre the
" sab logo ke 95 aaye he, iske Sirf 90"
"isko agle saal ghar se nikalne dunga, Sirf padhai karega"
" Iss saal jitna ghumna hai ghumle, agle saal kahi nhi bhejdunga"
And yes, my suspicion was correct. The worst part is that he didn't say this to my face. Mummy papa ki gossip chal rhi thi mere baare me.
Aur boards se kuchh time pehle bhi yahi hua tha.
" hum ese hi vishwas kr rhe hai uspe, isne aage Jaake kuchh nhi krna"
This was the sentence he said, again not to my face but to my mom.
Bhai kamre me pada hua hu aadhe ghante se lock krke ro rha hu.
Samajh nhi aara kuchh bhi.
Log keh dete hai don't care what other people think about you. Kya btau unko ki woh other people mere mummy papa hi hai.
Bhai koi kuchh bta to please merko kuchh samajh nhi aara pleaseee.

Haan sahi padha aapne, maine farts hi likha hai. Jaise Bachpan mein school mein sikhate the na God is omnipresent. Waise hi farts bhi omnipresent hain. Sab jagah hote hain. Ek baar mujhe kaam tha ek teacher se toh main unki class mein gayi. Jaise hi maine unki class mein enter kiya. Mujhe bohot hi gandi smell aayi. Kisi bachche ne fart kiya tha. It smelled putrid, it actually smelled like a dead animal.
Main ek baar dusre ek teacher ke class mein gayi thi toh woh apne dupatta muh pe rakh ke khade the aur bol rahe the ki subah toilet jake aana chahiye school mein.
Mere tuition mein bhi ek ladke ka digestion itna kharab tha ki kya kahoon. Woh baitha baitha itna ganda fart karta tha. Upar se dusre ladke bhi usko dekhle khud bhi fart karne lage. Phir do teen ladke aise the ki woh shamelessly zor zor se fart karne lage aur phir hanste the. Mujhe us ladke ki mummy ko batana pada ki woh bohot fart karta hai. Toh uski mummy ne kaha ki uski dawai li hai.
Mere khud ke class mein pichle saal sirf ek baar aisa hua tha ki kisine bohot hi smelly fart kiya tha. Mujhe already pata tha ki woh kaun ho sakta hai. Ek hi ladki aisi thi jo underweight thi aur theek se khana nahi khati thi, uski mummy ne mujhe kaha tha ki aap isko bolna khaye. Maine us ladki ko puchha aur usne accept kiya ki usne hi fart kiya hai.
Mere Nani jab mere Ghar rehne aaye the na. Toh jab mujhe fart karna hota toh main unse dur chali jati thi. Maine nani se kaha I respect you so, I am standing away from you while I fart. My Nani said it's okay, you don't have to. She said that sometimes nanaji used to fart and cover her face with the blanket.
Mere papa ek baar bata rahe the ki unke ek neighborhood mein ek family rehti thi. Unki beti chhoti thi toh woh bolti thi humare Ghar mein koi fart nahi karta hai.
I don't know why par mujhe farts Hindi mein bolna achha nahi lagta. Family ke samne bol leti hoon. Lekin bahar ke logon ke samne farts hi bolti hoon.
Apne kabhi yeh omnipresent farts experience kare hain, aisi jagah mein jahan aap kuch bol nahi sakte out of respect?
Edit- jab mein tuition mein Sanskrit mein parts of the body padhati hoon aur jab foot ko sanskrit mein पादः bolti hoon tab bachche bohot smile karte hain.