How to make a monkey on the keyboard

r/MechanicalKeyboards for all the Click and None of the Clack!

2012.07.08 14:47 ripster55 r/MechanicalKeyboards for all the Click and None of the Clack!

/MechanicalKeyboards is about typing input devices for users of all range of budgets. We provide news / PSAs about the hobby and community hosted content. Feel free to check out our other resources and links to related communities.
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2009.02.25 08:00 pallaviwensil r/Spanish: Learn, teach or discuss the 2nd most spoken language by natives

This is the biggest Reddit community dedicated to discussing, teaching, and learning Spanish. Answer or ask questions, share information, stories, and more on themes related to the 2nd most spoken language in the world by native speakers.
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2010.03.24 16:48 Everyone deserves a good keyboard

Non-mouse and non-audio input devices for the discerning fingertip.
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2024.05.29 04:47 TheLastofKrupuk AI Companion

I am ronery and want a partner to play this game with me.
So I wants to train an AI that looks at the screen and makes appropriate keyboard and/or controller presses to learn and play the game, and uses ChatGPT so that I can flirt or talk with said person in chat.
I remember seeing some videos about teaching AI to identify objects on a screen, so maybe it can learn visual mechanics that way.
How do I go about this?
Or rather, I want to be the mathematician and go “aha, a solution already exists!” i.e. has someone already made something like this?
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2024.05.29 04:15 spruce_springsteen90 Crew bosses should get paid more than planters generally and the good ones should make even more than the fastest planters

Crew bossing takes a lot of skills. You have to know how to drive off road, quad, read maps, manage land, work with helicopters, use avenza, estimate the size of areas accurately, communicate effectively, lead people, and many other things.
Sure planting is a hard job, but a fucking monkey could do it if you had enough bananas 🍌 🐒. You can basically pick up planting in a season and become proficient at it in a few years. To get good at crew bossing could take up to a decade. Planting basically involves one skill that you practice and get good at whereas crew bossing involves a whole suite of unrelated skills. Good crew bosses can make a contract. They can get you to the block on time and keep you moving day after day. They are invaluable to a company and really form the backbone of a camp. Without good crewbosses, things will literally blow apart at the seams.
Good crew bosses are skilled and efficient workers who put in long hours. They deserve to be compensated handsomely at at least the rates of the best planters.
If you think its so easy and youre a planter, you should try it 😉
Now dont even get me started on supervisors
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2024.05.29 03:53 precisionshots 2024 G16 Review from a Photographer!

Long Post Ahead!
TLDR: don’t get if you are used to MacOS and MacBooks, especially if you depend on it for on-the-go work needs. Great for gaming, not so much when it comes to professional creative work.
Hello all! I recently picked up a 4070 Zephyrus G16 with 16 GB of RAM to take with me on my work trips! I was also interested in seeing how it would potentially perform as my main work machine. Comparing it to my 14” MacBook Pro M1 Pro with 16 GB of RAM.
Since ASUS has been marketing the G16 towards creatives a bit more this year, I thought my thoughts on it would be helpful! To give some context, I am a photographer who does sports photography for a living, in case anyone else like me is interested in picking it up, I hope this helps!
First off, I want to commend ASUS for releasing a a great looking machine. This thing definitely gives my MacBook a run for its money in terms of build quality and how well it looks. I love the OLED display and how color accurate it is, even right out of the box. I’ve started watching more content on it due to the Dolby Vision and OLED display combo. I also love the keyboard and the size of the keys. The keys have some travel but no click to them. The speakers are definitely better than my MacBook, but I haven’t compared it to a 16” MacBook.
Gaming on it is a great experience. I use G Helper and installed all the latest updates and I absolutely love it. I’ve been gaming on it a lot more than my current PC build just because of the great display it has. Most of the games I play average about 60fps on Cyberpunk with quality DLSS, 90fps on Baldur’s Gate, 80fps on RDR2 and 110fps on Helldivers 2 with most graphics maxed out at its native display, which are more than enough for me personally.
However, when it comes to actual using it for my work, it comes short of expectations when coming over from MacOS.
The biggest problem I’ve encountered is just getting the programs I use for work to run as seamlessly as they do on my MacBook. I use PhotoMechanic and Lightroom Classic and occasionally use Photoshop. All of that usually takes about an hour to an hour and a half to complete on my MacBook.
When it came to trying that workflow on the G16, I just kept coming up with issues. PhotoMechanic was slow on loading photos when it came to scrolling through and trying to tag photos. It took three or four tries to get Lightroom to properly import photos from PhotoMechanic, and even took a couple tries to get all of the photos to import. And Lightroom seemed to perform so poorly compared to my MacBook. It took forever for an adjustment to reflect in the photo. It took maybe two or three seconds for the actual photo to appear when switching, which add up when there’s 150-200 photos that need to be edited. By the time I finally got to being able to caption and add tags, it had already been around two hours. And this was all while it was plugged into the charger. I can’t imagine what it would’ve been like on battery.
I think while the display is great, and definitely was color accurate. It couldn’t be used for prolonged periods like with my MacBook. My MacBook Pro has been a tank over the past two and half years. I take it with me outside in hot weather, no chargers nearby while on buses or on planes and often leave it in media rooms with the screen on due to time constraints. I often do all these without a second thought on making sure I left in hibernation or making sure that the screen will turn off after a certain amount of time, something that I doubt I could do with the G16.
Overall, I still love the machine for gaming and entertainment. I think however, without serious tweaking and compromising, the G16 comes short to using as a machine for professional creative work. But those are just my honest opinions on it as a photographer. I’m curious to know what anyone else thinks. I appreciate you if you’ve read it this far!
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2024.05.29 03:49 Ok_Bookkeeper_4577 How do you not go insane with a high conflict BM?

I have so much anxiety I can barely concentrate on work. Her latest gripe is that SS15 often wants to do things in our city on her weekends with his friends or with football in our city. She only has EOWE so I get it and we always offer to swap weekends when we can although in some cases she even refuses to do that.
The last incidence we were on vacation (flying back that day) while SS15 was at his moms and he randomly texted us asking if he could get an Uber for Teens to his friends house for a memorial day bbq/pool party because his mom was at work all day and wouldn’t even be home until it was time for us to pick him up. He had used Uber for Teens ONE TIME at our house to get him to practice when neither of us could take him. He claimed his mom said it was ok to go to the bbq via Uber.
Well my SO didn’t believe him so texted BM just asking if it was true, who flipped her shit asking how our son knew about Uber and clearly we had let him Uber before and Uber is only for adults. SO explained Uber for Teens but now she is texting is this:
I just cannot with the accusations. My SO keeps telling her how insane that all sounds but she just doubles downs and is saying what a great parent she is and what shit parents/step parents we are. It doubly hurts because when SS15 lived at his mom he literally did not take daily baths, did not brush his teeth twice a day if at all, had a locked and no parental controls iphone she got him at the age of 12, and when he was getting Fs there was zero consequences and he was still going out with his friends every day (but he had a curfew so good job I guess?). At our house the internet shuts off at bedtime, his phone has parental controls which we exercise if he falls behind in school or acts up, he takes a bath every day, etc. she also lets SS8 play a ton of fortnite with his friends who say shit like “black african monkey”.
He has had all As and Bs since coming to live here, plays football now, and has a healthy social life. He still has struggles with ODD and emotional outbursts, missing assignments so its very hard work and BM is just making us second guess ourselves. Are we doing something wrong?? How do you reconcile a high conflict BM’s opinion with what is real, or not? Obviously if she has a point we don’t want to ignore it.
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2024.05.29 03:35 Dabadabade What are your thoughts on these types of posts?

Look I love this franchise by heart which would lead me to consume every single piece of media as possible and it didn’t really bother me from the top of my head about the change skin colours and whatnot.
But I have seen these types of posts before on mostly Twitter and Tumblr, and I’m surprised to see so much of these types of posts like these. Like I genuinely want to know why y’all obsess over a fictional character’s skin colour so much like… why?
Monkey Punch already pointed out himself there is no official canon in the Lupin universe. Therefore it doesn’t really matter whether or not Goemon was tan in Part I and not in Part V. But it’s an obsession for some reason, people just keeping bringing it up because it really bothers some people. If it really bothers them then simply leave like I don’t understand why they’re complaining so much as if TMS is actually going to listen to them…
And I’m not saying that Jigen, Goemon, or Zenigata being tan bothers me because as I said before I enjoy watching Lupin III rather then focusing on something completely different.
So if you headcanon Goemon having black skin? Cool. Headcanon Zenigata being tan? Awesome. But don’t go off making these comments about them being supposedly the different skin colour.
Like some people are saying it’s racism that TMS white washed some characters in the modern entries… I mean isn’t it racism to say you don’t like to see having someone with a skin colour you don’t to see them as? Do y’all even hear yourselves?
Sad to hear coming from a fanbase that’s supposedly chill and cool. Also it’s one of the main reasons why I had to take a break from the fanbase and show for months because of that.
So if you have a problem with that? Please just keep it to yourself because you probably have no idea how negative you sound over a show that’s meant to be enjoyed by many people over decades.
Sorry about the rant post but after seeing that thread I just have to say what I have to say something about that.
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2024.05.29 03:17 AvocadoWeary7778 🚨🚨READ READ READ🚨🚨PLEASE READ IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR ALL NEW APES, BEFORE THE BOTS ATTACK AS THEY ALWAYS DO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A REAL UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT WE ARE TRYING TO DO AND THIS IS EXPLANATION IS A GREAT PLACE TO START !!! REMEMBER 🦍💎STRONG TOGETHER 🦍💎

‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨EXPLANATION OF WHAT WE ARE TRYING TO DO HERE, THIS IS DUMBED DOWN TO EASY TERMS FOR EVERYONE EVEN PEOPLE WHO ARNT INTO STOCKS AND ARE HERE FOR FUN CAN UNDERSTAND TAKE 5 MINUTES THIS WEEKEND AND TRULY UNDERSTAND ALL OF THIS INFORMATION ‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨 CREDIT: BIG BRAIN APE MAXIMUM PURPOSE
Please read this I copied and paste it from a super smart ape!!!!
Please read this I copied and paste it from a super smart ape!!!!
Alright lets get into it.
But before we do, I need to explain exactly what it means for a company to be "shorted" and as a response, be "short squeezed"
Ill explain in monkey speak first:
Imagine a store has a supply of 100 bananas for sale at 1.00 per banana.
Now, a certain animal (lets call this animal a bear) thinks that the cost per banana will drop from 1.00 dollar to 0.50 cents. They go to the store and they borrow 50 bananas promising to return them. The bear, now in debt to the store, sells those bananas at 1.00 each and collects 50 dollars. Then, the market price for a banana drops to 0.50, they go and buy back the 50 bananas (now at 0.50 cents) paying 25 dollars, then return them back to the person they bought them from. This relieves the bears from their debts and they pocket 25 dollars in the process.
This is the process of shorting a company. They will "Borrow" or "Short" a companies shares when they think it will drop. They sell those shares. The market price drops. Then they buy them back at a low price. Then return them to who they borrowed from and make some serious money.
Typically, this is done to companies who are not looking like they will have very much growth (i.e., GameStop in an increasingly electronic world. Or FFIE in a world where Chinese electric cars are being restricted from sales in the USA for foreign policy reasons.)
Now, a short squeeze happens when another animal (lets say a bull (or maybe an ape would actually be better)) decides that they don't really want the price of bananas to drop because they really really really really like bananas. So the ape goes to the store and buys all the available bananas as well as buying them from the bears. Now, since there's no more available, and bananas are in demand, the price rises up to 1.50, instead of dropping.
Now, the bears are in a dilemma. They need to return the bananas to the person they bought them from. If they don't, the person they borrowed from is going to start charging them late fees for every day that they don't return the bananas.
As you can imagine, the bears would be SUPER angry about this, and fight the apes tooth and nail to try to get them to sell. They will tell everyone (via the media) that the apes are bad. They will publish false information about the cost of bananas. They will try to borrow bananas from other people to make it seem like bananas arent worth anything.
BUT, if the apes hold onto their sweet, juicy bananas, then the bears cant get find any to buy even if they wanted to. So the apes eventually will say "I will give you my bananas back for a premium cost of 10 dollars. Now, the apes who bought all the bananas for 100 dollars will sell them back to get 1000 dollars instead.
Essentially, the apes can make the price whatever they want, because the bears are paying a late fee for every day that they don't return the original bananas. At some point, the late fee will become so expensive that they will pay whatever it takes to get the bananas back.
This is known as a short squeeze. And the apes can potentially make lots of money on those bananas.
Applying this to the market, if FFIE is being shorted, and you all decide you want to squeeze them. Then hold, your shares, the shorter will pay whatever it takes to get those shares returned.
Now, there are a few things that are required to make a short squeeze happen:
  1. There needs to be an entity (hedge funds) who shorted the stocks, betting the price would decline. Very simple to find out as it is public information.
  2. There needs to be an entity (You mad lads) who wants to make money off their shorts (this is a bit harder as y'all get scared of the fight back by them and sell out).
  3. Time investment to make the hedge funds sweat about losing money on the shares they borrowed.
PHEW! That was tough. You did good though, Now, you are all experts on the idea behind a short squeeze.
Lets see if FFIE has the requirements needed to begin a short squeeze:
  1. The shorts. On April 30th, and in my Last Post , I showed an image that the company FFIE was absolutely being shorted. In fact, 98% of the total shares of the company were being shorted. So yes, FFIE met requirement number 1.
Now, there has been ALOT of debate regarding the current number of shorts. And I'll help resolve WHY this debate has been ongoing. I believe that much of this debate lies in the differences between the terms "short volume" and "Short interest"
Many have been screaming that the short interest of a company is only posted every 2 weeks. Which is absolutely true.
Others have been posting that the shorted volume of FFIE is at VERY high numbers. Which is also true.
For those that don't understand the market, the short interest and short volume are interchangable. That is why so many of you have been so confused.
Im here to tell you, THEY ARE NOT THE SAME.
There are very clear differences between the two numbers and their reliability, in terms of a squeeze is extremely different. Ill try to make it simple for you and put your questions and confusions to bed.
STRAP IN! THIS IS TOTALLY NOT GOING TO BE BORING!
Official definition online for short interest from the fintel website:
"collected by FINRA from brokers twice a month and distributed by the stock exchanges. So, twice a month all the brokedealers add up all the short positions held in all of their custodial accounts — that means yours, mine, and all the hedge funds — and send the totals to FINRA."
Yawn am I right?
Yeah that was literally ctrl. C then ctrl . V onto this text. Doesn't seem too intuitive does it.
What the heck does this mean? Ape speak please?
The short Interest is the number of shares shorted by all of the different hedge funds. It is a comprehensive list of all the numbers of the total number of short shares.
However, it only represents a snapshot in time. Typically, it is a snapshot in time from the day that it is required to be reported. The most recent numbers came on today (5/24).
In general, this number can be manipulated. Think of it like taking a picture. Because that number is based on a snapshot in time, and hedge funds know when the picture will be taken, they can hide the number of shorted shares during the picture, and then once the camera takes its picture, they go back to normal. It is a way that the bears can lie about the fact that they borrowed shares.
Official definition online for short VOLUME from the FINTEL website:
the accumulated trades published to the consolidated tape. Every trade that is made is published in real time to the tape. At the end of the trading day, every trading venue publishes their volume numbers, which includes both Short Volume and Total Volume.
Jesus. That was a difficult read. Are you still awake?
Okay again. Super easy to understand. Right? Right? Yeah not so much. I hate the technical terminology used but I guess I can explain.
The short VOLUME is is a more accurate measure of how a particular stock is being shorted. I think of it more like a video tape. It is a collection of all shorting trades made, and is posted every day. It is a lot of information to sort through, but the numbers speak VOLUMES to the efficiency of a possible squeeze (haha volume. Get it?)
In the end, if the VOLUME of shorted shares remains high, then the company is relying on the price of the stock to decline, or trying to hold out when a squeeze is happening in the hopes that the price of the shares drop again. This is the number we care about. This number is COMPREHENSIVE of all shorted stocks (including off-exchange/darkpool numbers and retail shorts)
DONT WORRY ILL EXPLAIN WHAT OFF EXCHANGE/DARK POOL IS LATER
Here is another explanation in terms a dumb ape would understand:
Okay so using the previous "APE vs BEAR banana in supermarket example"
Lets start where the Apes have purchased all the bananas and we think the bears have shorted banana sales.
So, lets imagine that the laws require that the Bears post publicly exactly how many bananas they borrowed from the lender. They are required to post this information every 2 weeks. They know they have to post soon. Therefore, to scare the apes into thinking they aren't actually squeezing, they take their picture of their borrowed bananas and post it. In the picture (since they had time to organize their efforts) it shows that they, in fact, didn't borrow any bananas. Now the apes would be panicked right? They have all these bananas for no reason. But a SMART ape would understand that they could use that photo to manipulate us. They obviously just quickly hid the fact that they borrowed bananas for the picture. The bears used the required "short interest picture" to scare you all into thinking your bananas were worthless, and encourage you to sell them.
Instead, its better to look at the security footage of the bears hiding their borrowed banana receipts. We'd be able to catch them red handed! Thus, we look at the "short volume" of bananas. The problem is, each bear individually posts their volume every day, and doesn't compile it in one clear video for us. Why would they? The more we know, the more we can charge for our bananas.
Plus, there are also dozens (if not hundreds) of bears all posting, accurate, but misleading, numbers. They make a united effort to throw as many confusing, and non-relevant videos into the mix to divert our attention.
This is EXACTLY what you have seen posted all week. Various people posting different volume numbers. And while each volume number they posted is accurate, they are only a partial truth.
FREE BANANA TO ANYONE WHO CAN TELL ME WHERE WE GET THE COMPILED, ACCUATE DATA.
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Well, with the report of the "snapshot" that is released every 2 weeks, we also get another bit of information. The total number of exchanged shorts "off exchange."
Are you still following? This is where it gets even more confusing.
With the report, FINTEL also publishes a number known as the "off exchange short volume"
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This number is the most accurate number to describe how many shares of a stock are currently being shorted. As we learned above, the "short interest" isn't reliable as the bears can hide their numbers during the picture.
However, at some point, some smart person (probably being super angry at how the bears could lie using short interest pictures) made a law that requires them disclose the number of currently exchanged "off market/dark pool" exchanges that were made.
An off market exchange is what happens when a bear decides to trade with another bear out of the public eye.
Why would they do this?
Back to our "ape speak" example
Okay so the bears know that they have their upcoming (2-week) picture that gets released. They want to make it seem like they don't have any owed bananas.
What do they do? How can they just lie for a picture?
The answer is in off market exchanges. You see, the bears found out that they can trade their shorts WITH EACHOTHER.
So for the picture, Mr. Black bear gives all his receipts to the polar bear. Then, when the Mr. Polar bear takes his photo, he gives them to Mr. Black bear (since he already took his photo).
These off market exchanges tend to SKYROCKET during a few times. One of which, is when hedge funds try to hide how much of an investment they have in their shorted shares.
So, over the next few days, we will see many people posting "OMG THEY ARENT EVEN SHORTING BECAUSE THE SHORT INTEREST IS DOWN FROM LAST POST"
Well, of course its lower. The last posted information, the hedge funds didn't know they would be squeezed. Therefore, they didn't feel the need to hide the short interest. Now, they need to hide it to scare you. So they create fear by lowering that number. But when that short interest number goes down, and off exchange goes up, it means they are still holding shorts, but just covering it up for their short interest reports.
Okay, so lets look at these numbers and see what it means for squeezers.
LONG STORY SHORT, THEY HAVE NOT NOT RETURNED THEIR SHORTS. They are simply trying to manipulate us into believing that they did.
In fact, they went from 36 million shorts UP to 64 million shorts (likely a bit less as this number includes transfers of shorts both ways).
But still, they have hope. Let's strip it away from them and make it KNOWN that they are manipulating. Time to HOLD and TIME TO BUY.
When you hold/buy shares, then the second requirement and third requirement for the squeeze are in our hands entirely.
Now, I know there's alot more to say, but I know people are waiting for my post so Im going to cut it short here. Ill make another post this weekend regarding the specific trading patterns we saw on the day-to-day that imply that the bears were trying to make us panic sell our shares.
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Good Luck everyone. DMs are open for questions and corrections that might be needed.
With love,
MP- guardian APE
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2024.05.29 03:11 rohan_spibo Update: Bloons TD 6 v43.0 - Update Notes!

Update: Bloons TD 6 v43.0 - Update Notes!
Available now for most platforms please restart your storefront or be patient if it does not appear for you, these updates can take some time to be rolled out to every region due to how the storefronts are set up.
Update Video: https://youtu.be/97SrSDiSNfk

Key New Features

New Awesome

Game Changes / Additions

Bug Fixes & General Changes

Event bug fixes

Map Specific Fixes

Tower Specific Fixes

Tack Shooter
Ice Monkey
Glue Gunner
Monkey Sub
Monkey Buccaneer
Heli Pilot
Super Monkey

Hero Specific Fixes

Gwendolin
Etienne
Geraldo
Corvus
Platform Specific fixes
Balance Changes

The combination of towers you are able to pass round 1 with can change quite a lot in any overall strategy, especially for more restrictive game modes, so for this update we have made an effort to open up new starter combinations with improvements to a number of initial placement towers.

Tower Balance

Dart Monkey
While we have been working to increase this niche with many new maps, Juggernaut’s functions sub-optimally for the majority of current maps in the game as the knockback doesn’t scale well without good rebound opportunities; to help with this we’re increasing their knockback force slightly with even more emphasis on the less-favored crosspath. We are slightly reducing the cost of Super Monkey Fan Club to overall improve the value of taking multiple to maintain higher uptime
Boomerang Monkey
Boomerang base price is being slightly reduced, already a decent start in many cases though this seemed enough to make slight game start changes and price it differently to other towers. The main attack for MOAB Domination has been scaled up as overall it is a good upgrade but the pierce on this main attack was previously unchanged from the T3. Glaive Lord’s main thrown attacks will now be able to bounce back again and hit the same target multiple times, this can be a very powerful effect so there is a cooldown on how frequently any single Bloon can be re-targeted.
Bomb Shooter
Bloon Crush does its job locking down all movement in an area, but we feel it could see more damage to reduce the stall time without the balance really changing much. Bomb Blitz was recently refitted to a cheaper price range while proportionally keeping a similar power level for the cost, however seeing it now in this spot we feel keeping higher damage will give it the edge it needs to feel more impactful than spamming Recursives.
Tack Shooter
Tack is a very powerful base tower technically, but it is unable to achieve high uptime of that potential power in many early rounds, so some base cost is moving into the cheaper xx1 and xx2 upgrades to make it easier for other towers to start alongside the tack. Additionally, while we’ve held out on this change as there are strong use cases in prior upgrades, Blade Maelstrom lacks the single target punch to last late in Modern Bloons. While it is designed as a high pierce cleanup of low tier Bloons we want to try shifting some pierce to single target damage to feel good for longer.
Glue Gunner
Increased duration has limited use on upgrades that completely destroy targets anyway, so a better crosspath benefit is being added onto 401 glue puddles. Bloon Solver’s pierce is being reduced as it is over-overkill for how many Bloons you realistically see at once, but this reduction should not be noticed for most players. Glue Splatter stands out as weirdly expensive for T2, and is rarely even needed so we’re significantly cutting its price to bring it down to a more affordable range with less pierce, we hope this should make it more worth considering for splatter coverage over piercing. Now that Glue Storm is extremely good for damage type & debuff support we’re removing the bonus speed reduction that should otherwise require xx2 crosspath and lowering the duration of the Glue Storm. New Relentless Glue finally offers something quite powerful so cost is slightly increasing.
Sniper Monkey
Lower tier Shrapnel crosspathing balance doesn’t feel great currently, so the damage crosspath benefits at T1 & T2 are improving. Even with the high damage per shot, Cripple MOAB still has low value outside of debuff capability, we feel that these shots pack enough of a punch now that they should do a little collateral damage - so lets do it! (we’ve also increased shrapnel pierce at this tier to not tip crosspath balance too far to one side).
Monkey Sub
Bloontonium Reactor’s unsubmerged damage is increasing to encourage unsubmerged possibilities. The bonus to Lead on Reactor currently doesn't apply to T5, so this bonus is being carried up and improved along with a small price reduction to Energizer as strategies using it have fallen somewhat in viability. Nautic Siege Core’s hero buff is being improved as currently this is an under-utilized part of the tower.
Monkey Buccaneer
While buccaneer is technically already a very good starter tower for maps that happen to have ideal spots allowing it to attack in both directions we feel this situation isn’t common enough that the tower should be priced around that expectation - this reduced cost is added back to top and bottom T3 upgrades as they do not need the buff. As the paragon has exceptionally powerful scaling mechanics as well as being a paragon that continues to produce cash the XP Unlock requirement is increasing, this increase will not affect players who have already unlocked it.
Monkey Ace
Minor catchup changes to some parts have fallen out of line slightly due to balance changes for other parts of the Ace.
Ace - Goliath Doomship
A lot of stats shuffled around here; this should keep the power level roughly similar overall but with proportionally more of that power coming from the seeking attacks, and less from micro aiming the faster firing frontal gun.
Heli Pilot
Overall Comanche cleanup and stats shuffle; with the goal of improving baseline non-buffed performance and making it less demanding of Geraldo’s Pickle for high damage.
Mortar Monkey
Artillery Battery use has really exploded (!) and over the past few updates it has been sitting fairly steady in a great spot, the current power level feels good but we don’t want to create too big of a gap from the T3 yet so only a very slight cost increase. Blooncineration’s 025 crosspath currently works so much better with external buffs so we're tweaking the 205 crosspath to feel better in some situations.
Wizard Monkey
Wizard has a weaker base tower so the base cost is going down in exchange for a small price increase to the cost to value ratio for the effective Arcane Mastery. As Fireball becomes very forgotten at higher tiers and is hard to even see at Dragon’s Breath, we’re improving the crosspath and adding even more projectiles at T3 for wider explosive coverage. As Shimmer is the slowest de-camo in the game it is important that it not miss when it does trigger, so pierce is greatly increased. Wizard Lord Phoenix’s Wall of Fire hasn’t had any meaningful upgrade progression, so its damage is being increased. Magus is one of the more in-depth Paragons to use effectively so having it as one of the cheapest to unlock didn't feel right, the unlock XP requirements for this and Ninja are being swapped around.
Super Monkey
Super Monkey projectiles already travel most the map length so that total distance is being reduced and adding back via the range-focused middle crosspath. The recent Robo/Tech Terror nerfs had a larger impact on the Anti-Bloon, so it is seeing a larger compensatory price reduction. Legend of the Night’s special passive ability is being failsafe limited to 2 activations per round, per tower.
Ninja Monkey
While a great early game option, Ninja generally struggles with dominant crosspathing choices and also has relatively poor base tower value. Without going into every single change, T3s onward remain relatively unchanged with a lot of prices below T3 being moved around from less favorable crosspaths into bettehigher tier upgrades. Ninja Paragon is very simple to use so unlock XP requirements for this and Wizard Paragon are swapping around so Ninja is the faster unlock. This increase will not affect players who have already unlocked it.
Druid
Passive life generation is being removed in favor of the active ability being the only source of life generation, this allows druid-focus strategies to no longer ‘accidentally’ heal their Vengeance buffs away. Heart of Vengeance itself has been allowed to remain overpowered for a long time since life loss is not always an option in different challenges/modes, but with newer competitive modes being added over time that do allow for this mechanic to be, overindulged, shall we say, it feels due for substantial rebalance.
Banana Farm
Monkey Wall Street’s cost is being increased, but in return its special bonuses have been improved with more life generation and much more range for Banana collection.
Spike Factory
Spike Storm is now exceptionally strong so the ability cooldown is increasing a small amount along with the T5 cost. This comes along with a crosspath rebalance granting more 042 lifespan. Long Life Spikes can start creating a nice buildup of spikes in advance but most of the time feels fairly meh as a stepping stone into Deadly Spikes, a little price here is being shifted up to improve standalone upgrade value.
Monkey Village
Primary Expertise’s own attack is unreliable due partly to low bounce distance, so this is being increased. Base level Monkeyopolis continues to over perform, so the baseline cash generation is reducing.
Engineer
While better than many options, base Engineer still takes a lot of available starting cash so the cost is reduced slightly and being moved back up into Cleansing Foam & Bloontrap; also with a reduction to Double Gun’s price to reflect the lower value of the base tower. Sentry placements are slightly changing to improve their reliability, and will now spawn closer to the track depending on how much range the sentry has. Sentry Champion, while strong with them, is lacking without high buff support so we’re trying out an increase to the sentry damage on it.
Beast Handler
In going over our large list of price changes for Beast Handler’s lower tiers in 42 this change was received very positively, however we did not realize that in making this change we killed off all chance of dual-beast handlers being used as a round 1 starting option for under $650 in hard modes – So we gotta do that math all over again and convert it for difficulty, painful 😀 All T1 beast prices changed to allow 110 & 101 beast handler combos to be placed for under $650 in hard mode, all T2 & T3 prices shifted around to keep these same cost ratios.
Orca is very strong currently but Great White doesn’t do so much outside of max merge MOAB Takedowns, so damage is increasing to improve these non-maxed situations.
Similar to Sentries, Beast spawn placement will now scale closer to the track based on how much range the beast has.
Golden Eagle has stood out more than Condor against MOABs which has felt very wrong, last update it was nerfed against MOABs and now we are playing with the pierce & penalties to improve Golden Eagle further against non-MOAB-Class targets and for Condor more help with lower MOABs.
We’re slightly reducing beast reposition cooldown as the tiny range leaves movement very tight, which is especially painful for Microraptor path given the low range.

Hero Balance

Quincy
Quincy’s Rapid Shot starts with an extremely short duration that slowly increases over levels, the difference between min and max is huge but it doesn’t feel too impactfully increased at any point through the leveling up process, so we are increasing the base duration and instead moving the buff up to max duration all into his Lv13 which currently doesn’t do much.
Gwendolin
Gwendolin’s Heat it Up was recently reworked to allow for much more frequent triggering from attacks, however the 4.5s internal cooldown still limits it from being scaled up far so that internal cooldown is now also being reduced. Additionally, Heat it Up’s bonus buff to damage against Lead targets has been improved slightly so we can get more out of that niche.
Obyn Greenfoot
Obyn isn’t necessarily the best support for every type of Druid to reach its highest DPS, but with his more easy reliable design it feels appropriate for him to solve Druid’s biggest weaknesses in a more laid back approach with:
Benjamin
Benjamin’s Cyber Security and Skimming levels have been swapped around so that the early game skimming cash snowball doesn’t come quite so soon, and Cyber Security can come in earlier where it will make a bigger impact proportionally to the lives being lost.
Admiral Brickell
We’ll probably regret this, but the nerf made people very sad, and that is not a life goal 😢
Etienne
Etienne's drones are prone to missing due to very low projectile speed, this speed is increasing a fair amount to help with this as drones already have an inability to directionally aim well.
Psi
Purple Popping is underwhelming with how late it comes online, so this is swapping around with level 11’s slightly faster pop speed.
Geraldo
Geraldo has been far too powerful for a while and all-round nerfs are coming to many outstanding aspects, however in return a little quality of life is coming with some more forgiving stock capacities and much more flexible Fertilizer; with the % benefit being reduced in return for improved replenish rate, maximum stock and the ability to now work on all Banana Farm types.
Corvus
As Corvus’s power is still considerably top-heavy the mid game performance is being improved with buffs to underused spells, but also top-end power of his 2 most powerful level 20 spells is being reduced to lessen the pressure to ‘need’ to get this far.
Relics
Minor tweaks to Heartless which feels it has no competitive edge over most other Relics & Monkey Boost which overperforms on all available tiles.
Some Relics required more functional changes. As more range is situational and sometimes detrimental Going the Distance has been merged with Durable Shots to also grant increased Lifespan, Durable Shots now instead increases the pierce of all towers. As ‘Popping White Bloons’ is also far too situational Deep Heat now also grants Frozen Bloon popping and improves the duration of Freezes.
Boss Bloons
Bloonarius
This is really just for fun, bringing increased variety of Bleed Bloons from higher tier Bloonarius
Dreadbloon
Rock Bloons in the higher tiers of Normal Dreadbloon are very outscaled, and so their health values are being increased.
Phayze
In Elite mode Phayze’s speed bonus while shielded is being reduced by 5% across the board as it felt just a little too quick.
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2024.05.29 03:08 KingBobaIV 23 [M4F] NYC/Anywhere - Agent Twilight Seeking for Thorn Princess - a Partner in Crime & Love

Calling all love and affection enthusiasts! Agent Twilight, hailing from the clandestine realm of SpyxFamily, embarks on a covert mission to unearth the perfect partner. If you possess the elusive blend of stealthy charm and wit, join forces with Agent Twilight for a romantic espionage adventure! Decode the secrets of our hearts together by applying within.
If you get the reference, I like you already! If you don't, that's okay but I definitely recommend watching SpyxFamily! It's an extremely cute and wholesome anime! On a serious note, falling in love sounds great right about now, okay but like when does it never? Let me go buy you your favorite flowers, get your favorite chocolates, and take you out on a cute, romantic date that will last for the whole day! I will take the time to plan everything out and if it goes great, maybe a second date too? Possibly fall madly in love with each other in the process? Sounds good with you? Bet, let's go!
I'm looking for a potential long-term partner to go on cute dates together, cozy up with some cuddles while we watch movies/shows and just be cute overall together! I'm hoping to meet someone who I can connect and vibe with! Down below is some stuff about me and what I'm looking for in a partner!
Here's a little about myself:
Here are some Fun Facts about me!
Here is who and what I am looking for:
If you have gotten this far and you feel like we can vibe well or share some common interests please don't hesitate to hit me up! You can send me a message through reddit chat or DM's whichever you prefer. Before you do message me though please tell me about yourself and also include your ASL, favorite foods and ideal kind of date so I know you've read all of this! DO NOT message me with just "Hi", "Hey", "How are you" or any kind of low effort message. I will not bother answering your message if you do that. Also I am strictly looking for females, if you are a male, please do not bother messaging me. I can't wait to hear from you! I hope you have an amazing and wonderful day!
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2024.05.29 03:02 Horibori To circumvent common questions about igneous here’s some answers on the godroll and what’s good

I’m seeing a large influx of posts asking whether x igneous post is good and wanted to clear up some questions and hopefully circumvent some of the igneous posts we’ve been seeing.
what is the best igneous roll?
The (generally) agreed upon best igneous roll is
Fluted Barrel
Ricochet rounds
Keep away
Precision instrument
Range/handling masterwork
This roll offers solid stats across the board. You have excellent range, excellent stability, and excellent handling
what if I don’t have fluted barrel?
Most barrels are fine on igneous as long as you can maintain solid stats across the board
does handling really matter?
Yes! There’s a large difference between an igneous with good handling and an ignous with bad handling. While having good range is great when you’re shooting down a lane, if you’re running the classic hand cannon/shotgun combo, that means you’ll be depending on igneous to deliver damage at midrange for you as well. In these scenarios it’s more likely you’ll win engagements if you can ready and ADS with igneous quickly.
Igneous has a base ready speed of .37 seconds and an ADS speed of .27 seconds
The Summoner has a ready speed of .32 and an ADS speed of .26
Rose has a ready speed of .3 seconds and an ADS speed of .23 seconds.
Without fixing igneous’s handling your opponent will start shooting at you earlier if you both ready and ADS at the exact same time. This is horrible for igneous as it’s already a gun with a slow TTK. Handling is a way to ensure you start fights on a more even ground.
what about stability?
Stability will depend on whether you play on controller or mouse and keyboard. I believe 50 is the golden number for both. Some have argued that you want 60 on controller, and some mouse and keyboard players have said 40 is enough. This stat, more than others, is going to come down to preference.
How much range do I want?
I think 80 range is solid. If you can go above 80 even better. But once you’re at 80 range you’ll hit 37.80 meters which is reasonable for this archetype.
what are some good magazine perks?
Ricochet rounds is generally the best you can get in this slot. But any of the perks that grant range are fine with lightmag (in my opinion) being second best as it helps with Igneous’s other weakpoint: the slow reload speed.
what about extended mag for AE?
All I’m going to say is that if you’re planning on using extended mag you better have a way to fix the reload speed. That means your third slot better have keep away or rapid hit. Another solution is to just use ophidians. Either way you don’t want to have 10 reload speed. Reloading for 3.37 seconds is something you’re going to feel in every single match.
What’s worth taking in the third slot?
A lot of things. Aside from keep away we have:
Rapid hit - arguably one of the best perks you can run on igneous and many have argued that it’s actually better than keep away depending on your preference.
Fragile focus - 20 range for the start of every engagement is great. I personally don’t like it because you can lose it easily in the middle of an engagement.
Rangefinder - it just make igneous more sticky. This is definitely something you may or may not feel so just give it a try.
what about encore/heal clip?
Encore I feel is better suited for 6s but is generally fine. Heal clip has a small fan following but I believe that heal clip’s power is dependent on how fast a gun can reload. I run heal clip on helio. But not on igneous
does precision instrument matter?
YES. And no. Precision instrument is a perk that grants consistency. Being able to 2H1B is great because sometimes you’re going to miss a headshot. But precision instrument is specific about when it works. Your third bullet needs to be a headshot. The first and second can be a headshot or a body shot. That’s very specific! It all comes down to the individual player. Do you like perks that help you with consistency? Do you like headseeker? You’ll probably want precision instrument.
There are also range benefits to having precision instrument but I won’t get into numbers.
If you feel confident in your aim, or you know you struggle to land that final 3rd crit, precision instrument might not be for you.
so what else is good?
The usual suspects. Eye of the storm will give you consistency as well but in a different way and can be preferred over precision instrument based on your individual skills.
Golden tricorn will let you 2H1B and can give you a bigger bonus if you run a subclass that gets grenade or melee kills often.
Opening shot is a classic
Moving target is also good.
I got a reload masterwork, is this roll bad?
It really depends on the individual roll. The best rule of thumb I can give is you want to maximize your stats while losing as little as possible. Sometimes, a reload masterwork is exactly what your specific roll needs.
why should I listen to you?
Because I like staring at D2foundry. But you don’t have to listen to me.
can I share my roll?
Yes, feel free to comment your roll below. I’d be happy to give input on any roll you’re trying to gauge. Or just brag about your good roll.
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2024.05.29 02:34 Estel-3032 Deck variety on the casual mode


Hello!
I've been thinking about how the game differs from ranked to casual lately. After reaching Master league I decided to step away from the ladder a bit and figure out how casual mode is adapting to Twilight Masquerade.
For this experiment I decided to play something incredibly silly (4x Teal Mask Ogerpon with 35 energies), partly because I thought that people would be playing silly/experimental/unoptimized things in casual and partly to save me some braincells since this deck is just attach/attach and dunk so matches go quickly on my way or against it. I had very little experience with casual before as I usually just sit on ladder with whatever things seem to be working in a given week.
Some of these matches were against players that were clearly new or unfamiliar with how their decks worked, their sequencing was all over the place and in quite a few occasions I could not make sense of what their plans were. But mostly games went on just fine.
Some considerations about the data:
1 - The silly deck I was playing can farm charizard all day long and zard still seems to be very popular in casual.
2 - Dragapult requires some brainpower to play and I think I faced a lot of people that were still figuring out how the cards interact
3 - I faced like 3 mimikyus (twice against gardevoir, once against unfezant) and 1 cornerstone ogerpon during testing which were basically auto-losses. I tried to boss them around for a bit, but the deck just wasnt cut to deal with the little fellow.
4 - sometimes people automatically concede before I can figure out what they are trying to do when they lead with something niche/weird, I haven't added them to the data below
5 - a lot of decks seem to be heavy on disruption so they end up with many dead cards in hand if there's nothing worth disrupting
6 - greninja (with and without frostlass) seems to be ridiculously good and consistent. Loved both my matches against them.
7 - On average I had only one mullingan per match. Once I had 11 and proceeded to be absolutely stomped by dialga + arceus. Good times.
8 - I saw a few weird/niche pokemon here and there but most decks I faced seemed to be somewhat functional. I imagine that a lot of people were testing stuff in there and that some bricked hands must have held them back, but overall, only a few of the matches were free wins (mostly against zards).
9 - I was surprised to see 4 Maccargo lists being played. That card seems to be soo bad. Still ripped holes in a few of my teal masks on occasion tho.
10 - I'm not an extremely competitive person, but I will try to write down results like this once the ladder resets to see how they differ from casual mode.
Today matches played: 50
Wins: 35
Losses: 15

meta decks (27)
tord Charizard (pidgey+bibarel):6 (6w)
dragapult + pidgeot: 6 (2w/4l)
dragapult + xatu:5 (5w)
chien pao:2 (2w)
miraidon: 2(2w)
lost box: 1(1w)
raging bolt + ogerpon: 2 (2l)
greninja ex + pidgeot:1 (1l)
greninja ex + frostlass: 1(1l)
gardevoir+monkey:1 (1l)

non-meta (23)
charizard + magcargo:4(4w)
future box:2(2w)
ancient box:2(2w)
blyssey ex:1(1w)
palafin:1(1w)
festival grounds:1(1w)
sinistcha + ogerpon:1(1w)
zoroark v-star:1(1w)
decidueye ex: 1(1w)
arceus+pikachu v:1(1w)
klawf/conkeldurr+bonnet: 1(1w)
toadscruel + ogerpon:1(1w)
Gardevoir + arceus:1(1l)
unfezant:1(1l)
dialga+arceus:1 (1l)
roaring moon + ogerpon:1(1l)
aegislash ex:1(1l)
cornerstone ogerpon ex: 1(1l)


This is the decklist I've used for this:

Pokémon: 2
4 Teal Mask Ogerpon ex TWM 211

Trainer: 8
1 Hisuian Heavy Ball ASR 146
3 Penny SVI 183
4 Nest Ball SVI 181
4 Gardenia's Vigor ASR 143
4 Bug Catching Set TWM 143
4 Boss's Orders PAL 265
1 Hero's Cape TEF 152

Energy: 1
35 Basic {G} Energy SVE 1

Total Cards: 60



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2024.05.29 02:29 Seanaldss The Manchester city fan perspective

Hello Andrew and JJ. Just finished listening to the podcast after a lovey Tuesday afternoon in Richmond Virginia. Decided to go through a walk in my neighborhood and mow the lawn while I listened. Per Andrew’s request, I thought I’d drop my thoughts on this season as a whole and the general feeling that city fans (not the ones hiding behind pep/haaland/Foden/KDB Avis) on twitter. MOST fans came into this season with fairly tame expectations, and the ranking of wants are as follows (from most fan groups and podcasts dedicated to the club). 1. The prem City fans generally care about the prem above all else. The monkey was lifted off the back last year in the UCL. The prem is what you start every year chasing, that’s your priority. Handle business in the group stage and figure out the knockouts when they come. 2. UCL. Nows a good of time as ever to start collecting those big ears. We got the first one, that’s the hardest. This is a free hit let’s see what can happen. (Not the mention it felt like a very weak crowd of teams this season). 3. FA cup. It’s actually something that’s been difficult for city during the pep era. We like to be involved in every competition and usually the quarters and semis fall in a very tough time for teams chasing UCL and prem aspirations. 4 that sweet sweet carabao. What used to be a staple of the Blues has become a distant memory. An ex lover that still seems like something you can go back to but in the end we can’t land. 5 the other good bits that came with winning the UCL (which we took full advantage of)
So how do we feel about it all? I think most city fans felt the Treble hangover at November and December from the players . The KDB injury, Kyle Walker all of a sudden being a staple piece after a season where he was not playing every single game and now basically being asked to play RB and RW, Julian alverez clogging things up in the center and although having a fairly impressive g/a contribution ultimately feeling like he’s in the way, and just the overall question of how much is in the tank for these guys.. the feelings were low on what would become of the season. I truly expected to be competitive in all competitions BUT had a feeling that we’d end up with a top 4 season, a deep UCL run, and maybe one of the cups. And I was not alone in this feeling either.
A treble, it’s only happened ONCE before in England. And it was the rags across town way back then. That’s what this team just accomplished. Not to mention they just did a 3 peat in the most competitive and challenging of leagues. Every pundit spoke about complacency settling in “it’s only natural, what’s left to play for, ect.” That constantly being mentioned throughout the season.
I truly believe if the Newcastle game Jan 13th didn’t end the way it did.. the 4peat doesn’t happen. KDB subs on late and does KDB things, and a name I’d said 98% of this sub didn’t know about until this year in Oscar Bobb has some of the most audacious bit of skill in a crucial moment to secure 3 points. Those are margins that make a season, and Those moments are not inevitable. For the majority of the season it was a 3 horse team a familiar adversary and an up and coming problem that I’m betting will be the top dogs these next few seasons.
Real Madrid knocking us out stings, but it’s Madrid in the UCL. I’ve felt that before, and I’d bet the house I feel it again.
FA cup against the rags is a stinger but again in the context of a 4 peat just getting accomplished it’s stomached.
Next season? Give us what we want. That sweeet sweet carabobbins. Send pep out the way he deserves. Check ya later fun boys 🫡
Insert favorite 115 meme here
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2024.05.29 02:01 GrandLineTheories EVIL Shanks Theory

By Grand Line Theories
I have developed a theory to prove that Shanks is indeed evil and not a kind-hearted man who cares for other people.
Chapter 1: Relations with the Government
My first point is when Shanks has a meeting with the Five Elder Stars. When Shanks enters their room, the Five Elder Stars aren’t at all alerted or concerned that an Emperor of the Sea entered their room, even when Shanks pulls out his sword. In fact, they have a casual discussion together. Furthermore, I believe that Shanks works for the government as a spy to try and capture the One Piece. Shanks also casually has a chat with Sengoku at Marineford.
Chapter 2: Luffy’s Childhood
Shanks acts like a paternal figure to Luffy, which is strange considering he would not need to befriend Luffy to get the One Piece. My explanation for this is that it is possible that you can only get the One Piece if you have the Will of D, Which Luffy has but Shanks does not. Shanks intends to use Luffy to get the One Piece. It also explains why Shanks lost his arm to a Sea King protecting Luffy even though he has Conqueror’s Haki and could have easily destroyed the beast, he let his arm be eaten to earn Luffy’s trust. This also explains why Shanks befriended Luffy, as before eating the Gomu Gomu No Mi, Luffy was just a little random runt. Luffy gets his powers from a devil fruit which was in a crate next to him. Shanks acts unhappy that Luffy ate the fruit, but I believe that he put the fruit there on purpose, knowing that Luffy would eat any food he can get his hands on. He probably does this because he knows that Luffy needs to be powerful if he will someday find the One Piece. Shanks probably got the fruit from the World Government, who probably told him the fruit’s powers, which explains how Shanks somehow knew the fruit Luffy ate was the Gomu Gomu No Mi, even though it is said that only a devil fruit user can tell their powers after eating the fruit. And this wasn’t any random fruit; Shanks gave him a literal God Fruit because he knows Luffy will need it if he is to become a powerful pirate. I theorize that The World Government is unaware of Shanks using Luffy. Shanks has the World Government thinking he has a special power to obtain The One Piece, when in reality it is Luffy, but if the World Government knew that they would ditch Shanks and use Luffy instead. This also could explain why Shanks is always so happy when Luffy gets a higher bounty because he knows he is closer to achieving his goal.
Chapter 3: Shanks’ Motive
I believe that Shanks' plan is to betray the World Government, and keep the One Piece for himself, for an unknown goal.
Chapter 4: Shanks’ Childhood
Shanks is 39 years old, while Rocks. D Xebec, Shanks’ possible Father, died 38 years ago. My theory is that Monkey D. Garp adopted baby Shanks, and took him in and trained him to be in the Navy. He then was sent to infiltrate Gol D. Roger’s crew, possibly causing Roger’s incurable disease, just so he could get information on the One Piece. It is also fairly strange that Shanks’ full name is never mentioned, and many theorists have suggested that he most definitely could be one of the World Nobles, whose only superiors are the Five Elder Stars and Imu, the secret monarch of the One Piece world.
Chapter 5: Conversation with Whitebeard
Shanks boards Whitebeard’s ship to tell him an important message. He tells Whitebeard to stay away from Blackbeard and to not send Ace after him because Blackbeard is too strong for Ace. This puzzled me, because it seemed completely unnecessary for Ace to not die in order for Shanks to get the One Piece, but then I remembered something. Ace is Luffy’s brother, and if Ace died to Blackbeard, then Luffy would likely go after Blackbeard to avenge his brother’s death, only to die himself, which would make all of Shanks’ hard work be for nothing. However, Ace got captured by the Marines instead and was sent to Impel Down which didn’t interfere with his plan, luckily for Shanks. Even though Ace would die in Marineford, Luffy would luckily survive which gave Shanks a lucky break.
Theory
So this is how the story goes. 1-year old Shanks is left behind after Rocks D. Xebec’s defeat in God Valley. Found by Monkey D. Garp of the marines, who brings him to the Five Elder Stars who decide to train him as a spy. After his training, Shanks’ first mission is to infiltrate the Pirate King Gol D. Roger’s crew. He infiltrates his crew, possibly causing Roger’s incurable disease leading to his death. Then assembles a crew and tries to find the One Piece as a pirate, but realizes he can’t without the Will of D., so he sets off in search of someone with the Will of D. Eventually, he finds Monkey D. Luffy, the very grandson of the man who adopted him. He gets Luffy to eat a devil fruit, then gains his trust by saving Luffy and purposefully losing his arm. Then, he gives Luffy his straw hat to further increase Luffy’s trust in him. Then he sets off waiting patiently for Luffy to become a powerful pirate, celebrating after Luffy’s recent achievements. Then he walks into the Five Elder Stars room and says he wants to talk to them about a certain pirate, probably Luffy. He probably is warning the Five Elders that Luffy is indeed close to getting the One Piece and that they should get ready to go in and recapture the One Piece from Luffy.
My theory is not complete, but bring all of the points together and you will find the truth of Red-Haired Shanks, the man who had us all thinking he was a kind and caring pirate, when in the truth he was simply using everyone he pretended to work with; His crew, Luffy, and the World Government to achieve his obscure and unknown true goal.
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2024.05.29 01:59 CobaltAzurean The World, the Flesh, and the Devil Pt1, Ch4.0: The Devil Is In The Details

The World, the Flesh, and the Devil Pt1, Ch4.0: The Devil Is In The Details
Deimos - Necralisk
Deimos, home of the famed Entratri family, heirs to the legacy of Albrecht himself, was slowly being consumed . The original Orokin structure, called the Necralisk, had long since become unrecognizable from the exterior due to the overwhelming Infested growth, also known as the Grey Strain, slowly and inexorably encompassing all before it on the small planetoid that lazily orbited Mars like a frozen cephalopod. As for the Entrati themselves, they were also losing the fight against the biological contamination that threatened to absorb them body, mind and soul. In fact, that was quite literally the reason why Wukong had taken upon the task before him; a possible means to defeat, or at least overcome, the effect of the Infestation upon the organic.
Wukong told Kahl-175 to stay close as an obfuscating mist fogged the senses of those around them as they passed through the vast halls and thoroughfares, although the mercurial monkey got the nagging and suspicious sense that the main caretaker bot, a machine with dual personalities of Loid and Chip, could somehow still detect him. Archaic script of the Orokin language shimmered as it was scrawled across broad swaths of the interior walls, the golden honeycomb textures left strangely unmarred with an almost kind of reverence.
After avoiding human, Tenno, Warframe, and the other members of the Entrati family in their respective alcoves, Wukong and Kahl-175 approached Kaelli’s area in the farthest room from the entrance, not including the lower levels of the laboratories dedicated to Void research, the obscuring cloud that surrounded the pair expanding outward to envelope the daughter of the famed family. The Infested ensconcement which rooted the youngest Entrati in place had the appearance of a closed flower bulb, which splayed open to reveal the earnest biologist, small reading glasses perched on her blue-skinned nose, which she pushed up with her elongated left arm, typical of the Orokin people. She did not appear to be pleased.
“Kahl! Where have you been? You disappeared days ago after asking me where the latest Archon sighting was, so I began to assume the worst had happened!”
Kahl-175 dropped his broad shoulders, mechanicals whirring, finding sudden interest in the condition of his boots, eyes downcast. “Kahl.. sorry. Was busy.”
“...Busy? You were busy? Too busy to use your comm?”
Kahl shook his head slowly, “No.. but yes.. hard to explain.” he stammered before looking sidelong to Wukong.
“My apologies. Kahl and I were extremely busy, and he really did want to contact you, but the work was vital and very relevant to why we’re here now.”
Kaelli swiveled her angry gaze to the space simian, ambient light reflecting and flashing across the facets of her glasses, and if he had wings, he would have felt the heat on them. “You, Ayatan? So either of you could have sent a message but-”
Kaelli,” Wukong spoke in a sharp tone and his own eyes flickered fiery for a moment, prompting Kahl-175 to uncomfortably shift weight from one boot to the other, as the mercurial monkey was unused to being severely rebuked, especially considering their reason for being here. He paused to see if she was going to continue, however she took a deep breath before nodding for him to proceed. “What would you do if you weren’t constrained by your current condition? If you were cured of the Grey Strain?”
The Entrati Daughter’s eyes widened, clearly in disbelief, quickly darting to Kahl-175 standing beside the space simian before returning to Wukong. “Impossible! There is no cure. Trust me, we have tried.. and tried… and tried with zero success. So many samples, so many trial and errors, nothing.” she said with a heavy sigh.
Wukong nodded slowly, “Perhaps that’s because you’ve been fighting in the wrong arena. Kahl, the blade.”
The grizzled warrior reached down to a side-pocket of his military fatigues and withdrew a small hilt, like that belonging to a sword or dagger, except no blade was attached. Kahl-175 flipped up U-shaped metal flanges on both sides of the hilt to form the crosspiece and reveal a slender, oblong crystalline grip. Once the crosspiece was fully extended, a quiet crackling sound like pieces of broken glass grinding together was heard as a five foot blade quite literally grew quickly upward from the hilt.
The celestial chimp’s eyes never left Kaelli’s face as she watched in rapt wonder at the swift process. Before she could ask, Wukong said, “Do you know what this is?” and she simply shook her head, short and tidy dreadlocks swaying with the motion. “This,” as Kahl firmly and confidently held the weapon tip down, “is Vitrica. It was used by Nihil, who was the Executioner of the Orokin Council of Seven, to dispense of various, shall we say, unwholesome elements of their empire. It’s quite a wonder, actually, a relic of a bygone age discovered by the Orokin in places better left undisturbed, and they used it as a tool to dispense judgment and retribution. In short, they glassed their enemies and malcontents.They were so impressed with it’s effects on cowing the population that they later emulated it with their technology.”
Kaelli blinked her eyes rapidly, finally managing to tear her eyes away from the beautiful blade, “Are you suggesting that you glass me? What kind of cure is that, exactly?” she asked in an incredulous tone.
“That’s not the cure, merely the first step, to remove you from your biological contamination. Vitrica, yes, can simply glass someone. However, it also pulls their oro, their essence or soul, into the seriglass hilt when thrust into the body, creating an oroshard. That’s how Nihil ultimately created the Cephalons, but it was an imperfect process. They used technology to digitize that energy but it wasn’t able to fully replicate it. That’s why there is always damage to the psyche, memory loss, gaps.”
“How could you possibly know all this?”
“Nihil is imprisoned on my ship, a trinket on a shelf thanks to the efforts of Nora Night, with literally no one else to talk to. We’ve discussed a great many things in fact, most of which are not remotely relevant to this conversation. His masters no longer hold any sway over him, as they are long gone, nor could he ever wish for freedom without some form of leverage to bargain with. I wanted some very specific knowledge concerning Vitrica and oroshards that I could probably discover on my own through other avenues, but it would take time, which is something that you and your family do not possess an indefinite amount of.”
Kaelli, ever the scientist, hungered for details, eyes behind her glasses boring into Wukong. “What happens after I’m glassed?”
Wukong inclined his head in pragmatic appreciation, “To the point, yes. Kahl and I have been retrofitting Tyr Regor’s cloning research facility on Uranus to provide the oroshard an organic environment to prompt the growth of a new body of Orokin origin.”
“Where did you get the Orokin sample?”
“The Unum of Cetus. The Orokin towers such as her’s use a very basic organic material that we’ve rendered down into amino. We would place your oroshard into a container full of amino, where-”
“My oro would suffuse the amino and basically instruct it to build a body.”
Another nod. “Exactly so. The spark of life, as it were.”
“A surprisingly solid theory. I’m impressed, Ayatan.” “Thank you; however it is just that, a theory. As such, there is significant risk after you’ve been glassed and contained within the oroshard that the process could fail within the amino tank and you’ll remain as is.”
Kaelli pursed her violet lips, bringing her hand up to her chin, tapping on it with her index finger. “So, my options are either that if I remain here, I will eventually succumb to the Grey Strain and become a mindless monster. Or I risk getting glassed and stuck as a crystal but I could be cured.”
“Yes. I can say even if the amino process fails, I can use the containment environment for Nihil for you instead, so you would possess some degree of existence, albeit limited. At least you would not, in your words, be stuck as a crystal.”
“And you said you visited Nihil in this place?” her blue eyes once again darting to Kahl and back to Wukong behind her gold-rimmed glasses.
“Yes.”
“And what happens to my old body, it will be glassed and stay here? What about my family?”
The celestial chimp turned his head to the left, looking over his shoulder in the direction of Kermerros, her brother and the one responsible for bringing the Grey Strain within the Necralisk and infecting the Entrati family, before turning back to face Kaelli. “That is up to you. I’m not familiar with your sleep patterns, if you sleep or hibernate for extended cycles, but I would suggest retreating within your.. encapsulation before you are glassed. It will draw less attention, at least for enough time for us to make it back to the ship and leave, as I don’t think your family is going to appreciate the risk you are considering taking.”
The youngest child of the Entrati family looked down at what Wukong had called her ‘encapsulation’, which struck her as a cold and sterile term for what it truly was: the slow and eventual consumption of not just her body, but her mind as well. And considering it tapered off at just below her collarbone, it didn’t appear to give her much time left at all. The soft glow of her blue eyes snapped up to meet Kahl-175’s and she quietly whispered, “Will it hurt?”
Wukong simply said, “Yes.”
Kaelli, eyes full of emotion that began to overflow and spill down her blue-skinned cheeks, reached up with trembling hands to remove her glasses, holding them out to the space simian, who took them into his taloned grip with surprising gentleness. “I’m ready.” and slowly retracted into the sconce after a final look at the Grineer tubeman, his own chiseled features grim and set except for the slightest of trembles about his chin.
Wukong once again swiveled his head to the left, and once he had Kermerros in his outer peripheral vision, said aloud in a subdued tone, “To the hilt, Kahl. Until the light is drawn out and into the oroshard.”
With a deep breath, Kahl-175 took a hesitant step forward and drew back, paused for the briefest of moments before powerfully thrusting forward, burying Virtrica the entirety of the blade into what Wukong had defined as Kaelli’s encapsulation. The glass effect spread hungrily, like frost on a cold surface, quickly devouring the fleshy material that ensconced the youngest Entrati, her blood-curdling scream resulting from the consumption of her body barely contained by the Infested bulb and the effects of Wukong’s dampening cloud that permeating the immediate area.
A soft cerulean glow suffused the hilt of Vitrica before Kahl-175, eyes riveted to the grip, one organic and the other cybernetic, and with a sudden twist of his wrist, snapped the hilt of the blade off before clutched it tightly to his chest and looking at Wukong.
Without another word, the mercurial monkey put a taloned hand on Kahl-175’s shoulder and hastily retreated from the Necralisk to their Skaut craft before anyone realized what they had done.
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2024.05.29 01:48 Chris_MIA The Super Scholar Manifesto

Academic Mindset of a Scholar
April 25
What does it mean to be a Super Scholar?
In the end to know X you need to think like X, is the concept of creatively understanding a perspective outside of your own, whether it is method of thought in creative or logical processes, or the knowledge that you know can match the mind you wish to understand.
Chess is a game of knowing your opponent, an unknown opponent is more challenging than a combatant, but after the first battle you begin to learn exponentially more with each fight. Seeking to better and fine tune your knowledge, observation, awareness, and troubleshooting for the perfect optimized solution.
The day comes you make it, you have achieved the success you wish to find with the help you needed, now you can help your community better, begin working with hardware to create moisture sensors on the farm fields to maintain perfect watering. Securing your world with motion sensors and the newest hardware sensors.
Super Scholars acknowledge it takes a village to survive, and thus it takes the same survival experience in one child to raise him or her well enough to be prepared for the future endeavors of civilization.
The bigger picture requires cleverness and a hint of humanity working together to grow into the unknown!
Learn to improve yourself day by day so that you may better help others tomorrow.
Scholar H M S Nav >>> Topic: Super Scholar Mentality --------------------------------------------------------------
Creative and Logical Processes of Thought
More on Creative thought and Logical processes in the future, but for the moment, keep the attached image below in mind when thinking of the brain. No, the physical location of left and right are not portrayed accurately to biology, but metaphorically understanding how your brain functions independently can help you optimize yourself in many different methods. Self Discipline comes with Self Analysis.
This is step One in my understanding of a student and their strength and weaknesses, things we often overlook with ourselves. So let me open my own learning methods to you, and you will find similarities, only the time spent on each will differ.
Firstly I want to saturate myself with as much information from a subject as possible, and who better to be flooded with information that some youtube video presentation, or more widely applied, a professional in the field. For some they are College Professors for others a personal tutor. Even if i do not understand it all, i want to be exposed to the words. (Listening)
Then i begin to study diagrams, sample code, and written physical medium (Visual) this is my longest period of interaction with the material, visually taking apart the pieces, defining the words i did not know just moments ago, and drawing (creatively) lines, arrows, connecting factors that let my brain process relationships (very much like a MySQL database).
Finally, i begin to solve the math problem, applying what I have learned, the code that I have now processed i will proceed now to use my motion to create (Kinestetic) this is the last step and second longest step out of the full 3 steps. Exposing myself now to paper and pencil, or clacking keyboard keys, just doing, motion, activity, become the creator and leave the consumer behind for that moment.
As a programmer overall, you realize your motivation to create does not come until you first create a self sustained application/ecosystem/api/framework. Once you see your creation and that it was you who made it, the possibilities expand and you begin to dream forward, imagine what you could achieve from here forth.
But until then, its a black college terminal screen with the prompt flickering;
"Enter employer ID to find your remaining work hours: "
type of programming... and that doesn't seem fun does it...
https://www.patreon.com/posts/academic-mindset-103020396
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2024.05.29 01:47 aikopetite AIW for yanking a kid off a play set at the park

babysitting my cousin today (2) and he’s playing well with all of the children at the park. A mom of 2 one an infant and the other a toddler come along and her main focus is the infant, toddler running around playing on its own .. that’s fine. My cousin is on the monkey bars but I’m noticing this kid (the toddler) is now by the sprinklers being mildly aggressive. Filling water in a bucket and tossing at unsuspecting children , shoving sticks in the sprinkler sprout stopping water from coming out, taking dirt and smearing it on swings so no one can sit. Kid couldn’t be more than 4 years old and already such a menace. Mom not paying much attention focus is still mainly on the infant. Kid now works his way up to where my cousin is playing. My little bundle of joy being the burst of happiness he is waves and says hi. Kid roars at him. So now I’m more alert and come closer to the set they’re playing on instead of sitting on the bench keeping a watchful eye like I was previously. My cousin unfortunately doesn’t get the hint and is still trying to say hi. Kid goes ROARRRRRR again. And my cousin just walks off to play with another kid. The toddler now I guess feeling left out walks towards my cousin and the new kid he’s playing with and gently pushes the other kid. Now I dont want to jump to conclusions so I decide to think positively maybe he wants to play tag or a friendly wrestle so I dont say anything. The kid the menace toddler pushes laughs it off and all 3 kids are now playing with the wheels at the park playing pirates or something they were pretending to be on a boat. I say to myself awww maybe he was just doing all the other stuff for attention kid being a kid. The other kid is time for him to go and his mom is calling him so he begins to walk off and says bye. The menace toddler gets visibly upset and starts shouting for him to stay and is stomping his feet. My cousin and the other kid start to feel uncomfortable and just scared so they back away from him both on opposite sides of him. I now call for my cousin to get off the play set because now I just feel uncomfortable it’s a wrap let’s go play somewhere else cuzzo. As my cousin walks towards the slide using that as a way to come off the play set. I am now at the side of the slide on the ground. Menace toddler runs up from the other side of the play set to where we are now and stops how fricken awkward but whatever. “HAWK TUH” spit flies towards my cousins head and in one quick motion without even thinking it through I yank the kid by the collar from the top of the slide over the side and on to the ground he starts crying very loudly and I pick my cousin up from the slide who now has spit on his hair and storm off. The mom NOWWWW pays attention and is I guess asking whats wrong and idk what he says to her but she makes eye contact with me glaring and I flip her the bird. She packs the infant and her menace kid in a stroller and leaves the park .
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2024.05.29 01:45 Chris_MIA The Super Scholar Mantra

Academic Mindset of a Scholar
April 25
What does it mean to be a Super Scholar?
In the end to know X you need to think like X, is the concept of creatively understanding a perspective outside of your own, whether it is method of thought in creative or logical processes, or the knowledge that you know can match the mind you wish to understand.
Chess is a game of knowing your opponent, an unknown opponent is more challenging than a combatant, but after the first battle you begin to learn exponentially more with each fight. Seeking to better and fine tune your knowledge, observation, awareness, and troubleshooting for the perfect optimized solution.
The day comes you make it, you have achieved the success you wish to find with the help you needed, now you can help your community better, begin working with hardware to create moisture sensors on the farm fields to maintain perfect watering. Securing your world with motion sensors and the newest hardware sensors.
Super Scholars acknowledge it takes a village to survive, and thus it takes the same survival experience in one child to raise him or her well enough to be prepared for the future endeavors of civilization.
The bigger picture requires cleverness and a hint of humanity working together to grow into the unknown!
Learn to improve yourself day by day so that you may better help others tomorrow.
Scholar H M S Nav >>> Topic: Super Scholar Mentality --------------------------------------------------------------
Creative and Logical Processes of Thought
More on Creative thought and Logical processes in the future, but for the moment, keep the attached image below in mind when thinking of the brain. No, the physical location of left and right are not portrayed accurately to biology, but metaphorically understanding how your brain functions independently can help you optimize yourself in many different methods. Self Discipline comes with Self Analysis.
This is step One in my understanding of a student and their strength and weaknesses, things we often overlook with ourselves. So let me open my own learning methods to you, and you will find similarities, only the time spent on each will differ.
Firstly I want to saturate myself with as much information from a subject as possible, and who better to be flooded with information that some youtube video presentation, or more widely applied, a professional in the field. For some they are College Professors for others a personal tutor. Even if i do not understand it all, i want to be exposed to the words. (Listening)
Then i begin to study diagrams, sample code, and written physical medium (Visual) this is my longest period of interaction with the material, visually taking apart the pieces, defining the words i did not know just moments ago, and drawing (creatively) lines, arrows, connecting factors that let my brain process relationships (very much like a MySQL database).
Finally, i begin to solve the math problem, applying what I have learned, the code that I have now processed i will proceed now to use my motion to create (Kinestetic) this is the last step and second longest step out of the full 3 steps. Exposing myself now to paper and pencil, or clacking keyboard keys, just doing, motion, activity, become the creator and leave the consumer behind for that moment.
As a programmer overall, you realize your motivation to create does not come until you first create a self sustained application/ecosystem/api/framework. Once you see your creation and that it was you who made it, the possibilities expand and you begin to dream forward, imagine what you could achieve from here forth.
But until then, its a black college terminal screen with the prompt flickering;
"Enter employer ID to find your remaining work hours: "
type of programming... and that doesn't seem fun does it...
https://www.patreon.com/posts/academic-mindset-103020396
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2024.05.29 00:54 IHaveAPhoneAndPc Any easy way to check if any key besides a specific one is pressed?

Currently, in my game, I'm setting up a pseudo-quick-time event. Essentially, you're directed to press a specific key on the keyboard, and if you either take too long to press it, or press the wrong key, you'll be sent off to the fail state. The "taking too long" part was easy, just an alarm and I was basically done. But, after browsing through the documentation, I couldn't figure out how to do the "press the wrong key" part. I probably just missed something though, this seems like it'd be a common and or easy feature.
Now, obviously, I could just make the longest if statement known to man, including every single key on the keyboard except the one I want the player to press, but... that doesn't seem ideal. So, I decided to ask Reddit first to see if I missed anything or if I'm just having a brain fart
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2024.05.29 00:01 Ironhide219 I stood up against disrespect and racist comments coming from my boyfriend. I am now heartbroken and confused because I loved him.

I am living in Europe for my studies. I am (F) in a relationship with a native guy from this European country for the last four months. It's my first ever relationship. One month into the relationship, he said something very horrible to me. I am dealing with mental health problems, and he was aware of that when he made the comment. He said that I am being forgetful around him and that it is not pleasant for him to repeat what he said. In response, I apologized and explained that I give him my full attention and if I forget something he told me, it is probably due to the various things I am handling currently, like my studies, my mental health and career. Before he said I was forgetful, he said that I might have a terrible brain disease like dementia because I am being forgetful. I thought he was joking, but he confirmed he actually believed I had a brain disease and I should do something about it. I stopped talking to him after that, but he apologized profusely and I accepted his apology.
About a month later, i was complaining about how the healthcare system in this European country doesn't work properly because I had to wait two months for a CT scan of my ankle. I compared the healthcare system to that of my home country, where access to healthcare is much faster with no long waiting periods. He responded by saying I don't have the right to complain about the system in this country, only people born and brought up here have that right. I knew it was a racist comment, and he apologized again.
On another occasion, he said I am not smart enough for him. Another time, when we were talking (we communicate in English), he rudely told me to make proper sentences and speak proper English, saying I was talking like a monkey because I wasn't making proper phrases. At that point, I was very offended and told him I would not tolerate disrespect. He apologized again, saying he is a stupid man with stupid words and that I should accept his sincere apologies.
I loved him, but now I no longer feel those feelings because of the horrible things he has said to me. He mentioned that he has been horrible to his mother but still considers her an important person to him, trying to justify his bad behavior. He also told me he is autistic and that's why he behaves like this. He said hatred comes naturally to him and he has a hard time understanding love. He is also right-wing in his ideology, while I align more towards the left. He claims to be very religious and believes in God's teachings but behaves the opposite. I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt for his bad behavior because he is 19 years old and I am older than him, thinking he has a learning curve due to his age, but I cannot tolerate disrespect and racism.
He has repeatedly said horrible things to me, and now I feel I have reached my limit and cannot take it anymore because it is affecting my mental health. I told him that I prefer we don't talk for some time and that I need a break. I noticed that right after, he unfriended me on Instagram and hasn't replied to my last message.
I am heartbroken that he thinks it's a breakup since he removed me from his Instagram. I haven't reached out to him, and neither has he. I would like to know what you think of this, as this is my first relationship and I stood up against disrespect. I don't think I did anything wrong. His apologies never seem sincere because he tends to repeat the same bad behavior. I am glad that we never had sex. I am asexual, and we have only engaged in kisses and cuddles so far, so I thought it is easy for me to get over this relationship. But I am still heartbroken that it didn't work out.
TL;DR : I am breaking up with my bf because he is not treating me with respect. I am heartbroken though.
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2024.05.28 23:44 Drekenof Crazy fans and some random shutdown

Crazy fans and some random shutdown
Hello everyone.
TL;DR : My PC’s fans are driving me crazy. I need help figuring out why my PC heats up so much.
In short :
  • 95°C / 100°C temp, even when not playing AAA games, just browsing with a few tabs or watching video in a browser.
  • Fans are going crazy for a couple of minutes, then the temp goes down, and so do the fans.
  • As soon as i start browsing again, the fans speed up again.
  • Random shutdown in summer, maybe? Hard to do correlation between events.
Until now, I've tolerated it, but for the past few weeks, it's been pissing me off. That's why need your help today. Soon, I will be looking for a new case and coolers to transfer the build and improve the flow, but if I could solve the problem beforehand, that would be great.
I humbly ask you to help me find a way to verify where the problem comes from (most likely between the chair and the keyboard) and how to solve it.
Long story:
I bought a PC (specs below) on 2017/12/24 (holy guacamolly, 6+ years already…). For many years (I can't remember exactly), the fans have been making a hell of a noise as soon as I open a few tabs in a browser or a game (and at the moment, I'm more on the Minesweeper side than AAA), watch Twitch, etc. Then, if I don"t "move" and nothing in particular happens, they calm down. Only to start up again a few minutes later when I touch the mouse and start browsing again.
The core temp app indicates 95° or 100°C.
The SpeedFan app 80°C.
Corsair app says 85°C.
Inside the BIOS, the temps are nearly the same too.
The problem appeared so long ago. If the temperature is this high almost all the time, I can't help thinking that the components must have malfunctioned since then. So I think there might be a problem with the temperature sensing, which has led the fans to run amok on a false alarm.
Another trouble I don't know if it's related: Randomly the PC just shut off. Sometimes when playing a game (high temp), sometime while just browsing 1 tab (45°C max). Sometimes it happens 1 time in a week, sometimes 2 or 3 times within 5 hours. This problem occurs for a couple of weeks or months. Then stop until next year. For now, it didn't happen for several months. I tend to think it happens more on summer but it was not true all the time. I can't find a true correlation between the events (PC placement, my activity, PC temperatures, room temperatures...).
Once a year, I clean the filters and the inside of the PC.
I haven't overclocked it, nor modified the BIOS.
All the drivers are up to date.
I've never used thermal paste. This is probably one of the first things to do, but it won't magically solve everything. The temperatures are far too high.
https://preview.redd.it/dene0zh7m83d1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=69846cde25fb978304b4baf9e49998bd8f727283
[PCPartPicker Part List](https://pcpartpicker.com/list/T4B8gB)
Case: Aerocool P7-C1 Glass Edition
Motherboard: Asus TUF Z370-Plus Gaming
Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-8700K CPU @ 3.70GHz
CPU fans: Cooler Master Seidon 120V
Graphic card:
  • Geforce GTX 1080Ti 11Gb
  • Intel UHD Graphics 630
RAM: 32Gb (F4-3200C15-16GTZ x2, Bank 1 and Bank 3)
PSU: be quiet! Pure power 10 L10-cm-700w
Hard Disk: 3000Gb TOSHIBA DT01ACA300
SSD Disk: 500Gb Samsung SSD 850 EVO
Wifi & BT: Wifi 867Mbps + Bluetooth 4.0
OS: Windows 10 Pro 64x
Screens:
  • iiyama PLE2483H on the Intel UHD Graphics 630
  • LG Ultragear on the Geforce
  • Philips FTV on the Geforce
Thank you everyone, for your time and advises.
May the FPS be with you.
EDIT: text layout
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2024.05.28 23:32 Umfriend Match Made in Heallven: Ideapad Pro 5 16 (APH8) and Lenovo Dock (40AY)

I wanted to do a video but I lack the talent, experience, time and equipment. So here is sort of my storyboard:
A Match Made In Heallven
Hi all, welcome to my A Match Made In Heallven video. This is a video about matching two devices: A Lenovo Ideapad Pro 5 16 (APH8 and APH9) and a Lenovo Thinkpad Universal USB-C Hub (40AY).
I will discuss:
  1. What is Heallven?
  2. Introduction of the Ideapad Pro 5 16
  3. What is Heaven with the Ideapad Pro 5 16
  4. Introduction of the Lenova Thinkpad Universal USB-C Dock (40AY0090XX/40AY0135XX)
  5. My Stairway to Heallven
1, What is Heallven?
Heallven is a place where everything is just perfect except for that one little thing that makes it Hell.
  1. Introduction of the Ideapad Pro 5 16
So my Ideapad 5 16 is a device with an AMD Ryzen 7 7840HS or 8845HS. It comes with a 100W USB-C PD AC adapter. It is a great machine with awesome performance and even reasonable graphics performance. It really packs a punch.
  1. What is Heaven with the Ideapad Pro 5 16?
I travel quite a bit with the Ideapad between my home office, real office and clients. At least at my own offices, I would love to have a single cable to my Ideapad that provides for external displays, USB devices (a real keyboard and mouse), Ethernet and, of course, POWER. So a Dock with PD (that works not only to charge/power the Ideapad when turned off but also while in operation). No clutter, just a very clean solution.
  1. Introduction of the Lenova Thinkpad Universal USB-C Dock (40AY0090XX/40AY0135XX)
Another great device. It has loads of ports through which I connect 2 25" 2560x1440 displays, ethernet, keyboard, mouse and a Dell USB soundbar.
  1. My Stairway to Heallven
So initially, I had a DELL WD19S 130W which was specced to deliver 90W over USB-PD. Connecting to the Ideapad and turning on, the Ideapad would complain: "The connected AC adapter has a lower wattage than the recommended AC adapter which was shipped with the system. To use AC power, Please connect the AC adapter which was shipped with the system. Press ESC to continue."
Now I had figured that given that the Dell Dock delivers 20V/4.5A, the Ideapad should work with the idea that while the Ideapad uses less than 90W it would charge and when it uses more (which is hardly conceivable) it would take the Docks power and augment it a bit with use of the battery. I am not an EE so maybe it is hard to have the power delivery configuration switch quickly but still...
Anyway, the Dell Dock can actually deliver 130W if coupled with a 180W AC adapter, which I bought (and through which the Dell WD19S 130W becomes a Dell WD19S 180W). No luck. Upon further review, Dell actually specifies 130W PD for Dell products, still 90W for others, so this was my bad.
Apparantly, just because we see USB-C, PD 3.0 and 100W, compatibility can be an issue. I understand that to some extent but thought: Surely, I can by a Lenovo Dock specced for 100W PD and everything would be Heavenly, no?
So I contacted tech support who referred me to Lenovo SmartFind through which I found the Thinkpad Universal USB-C Dock. It was specced to deliver up to 65W under PD 3.0. So I asked Tech Support on this and got "The USB hubs that you see via the link are all supported and will work with your device."
Hurray! Heaven is close! But no. It showed the same behaviour as the Dell Dock. Tech support now apologised and stated that if I add a slim tip 135W AC adapter to the Dock it will work as expected. Indeed, the product description states that "For 100W charging, an optional slim tip 135W power adapter is required (PN: 4X20E50558 (US) / 4X20E505xx). Sold separately.". So, I bought that AC Adapter.
No luck. I still, quite often but not always with the APH8, so far never with the APH9, get the Lower Wattage message, even though the compatibility matrix indicates compatibility. I also bought a FNIRSI USB-C tester. You learn something every day. Apparantly, during the USB PD handshake, the suppliers (Source) and taker (Sink) communicate capabilities. Sure enough, the USB-C AC Adapter provides 6 PDO (Power Delivery Objects) and one of these indicates 20V/5A (=100W). The 40AY however has 5 PDO and the highest indicates 20V/4.8A(=96W!).
But it gets worse: Connecting just the 40AY Dock, so not using the Ideapad AC Adapter, I *can* press ESC and continue to boot. However, _performance_ is _extremely_ bad (regardless of whether I get the Lower Wattage message). How bad? Pressing the Windows-key is very laggy. As in seconds. Sign-in sound is garbled. The best illustration I can come up with is running Time Spy under various conditions (all under Adaptive Power profile). I just ran a couple after each other, not scientific at all but it all seems roughly OK.
Run 1: AC Adapter. (3,216 / 2,871 / 10,134) Run 2: Battery. (3,065 / 2,733 / 9,837) Run 3: Dell Dock. (3,032 / 2,782 / 6,182) (Sound slightly garbeld) Run 4: Dell Dock. (2,853 / 2,779 / 3,366) (With HWiNFo, Sound slightly garbeld) Run 5: Dell Dock. (2,985 / 2,783 / 5,081) (Sound slightly garbeld) Run 6: Battery. (3,065 / 2,733 / 9,837) Run 7: Battery. (3,084 / 2,756 / 9,531) Run 8: AC Adapter. (3,242 / 2,898 / 9,905) Run 9: 40AY: After 15 minutes, 3D Mark still has not started yet. Yes, that bad. Hardly ever do two cores get over 600Mhz(!!). It is worse than my PIII-700Mhz PC running monte-carlo.
So all in all, not only is performance when using the 100W PD Lenovo USB-C Dock slower than the Dell Dock, it actually makes the laptop unworkable without attaching the AC adapter as well, using both USB-C ports. I do not understand how this can be. And why would the laptop absolutely require 100W? If you know none of your Docks actually support this, would it be possible to accept 90W? 96W even? Can't the laptop sort of work in PD-hybrid mode, using the battery as if and when the USB-C power falls a bit short. Again, not an EE or anything but this simply appears to me to be sloppy design choices. Not once has Lenovo support indicated that I should expect issues.
Really, can nothing be done? For all I care, have the Dock *lie*. Worst case, I think, is the voltage will drop by 4%. Or have the laptop accept 96W so that you at least know you have a Dock that will work with your device?
I am really anxious to try another dock because there are a lot out there that advertise 100W and I do not want to spend any more time on this which I must if they have the same issues.
Lenovo, please help and provide some clarity. Real clarity. Yes, Dock and Laptop and drivers are all up to date. That is not it. This is about either unfortunate designs or false advertising. Find some product specialist who, I am pretty sure, can asses what is going on within 15 minutes. Please.
Kind rgds,
Umf
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