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Kal se Allen shuru
2024.06.09 19:05 Amie_28 Kal se Allen shuru
Socha tha neet m marks la k finally ye coachings se chutkara milega. 13 hote hi aakash m daal dia tha, saare teen years bs aakash k lectures aur exams m nikl gye. Mental health chud gyi. Na kabhi koi family function attend Kia na hi kahi ghumne gye, na hi dost bacha koi. End m kya hua? Nhi aaye marks. Mind blank hogya paper m, smjh hi nhi aa rha tha kya likha h ye q m. 5 bar davai khani padi exam k din. But ab sab gya.
Ab kal firse ye sab shuru. Is bar to aur bhi zyada darr lg rha h. Pressure m mujhse kuch nhi ho pata. Is saal ka result dekh k to aur pressure feel ho rha. Maa khe rhi h agle saal 720 nhi aaye to koi fayda nhi drop ka. Lmao yu hi thore aa jayenge 720. Jaan hi nhi rhi mere m kuch krne ki. But I'll have to do more than my best this year Varna agle saal ki inflation fir chodegi.
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Ab kal firse ye sab shuru. Is bar to aur bhi zyada darr lg rha h. Pressure m mujhse kuch nhi ho pata. Is saal ka result dekh k to aur pressure feel ho rha. Maa khe rhi h agle saal 720 nhi aaye to koi fayda nhi drop ka. Lmao yu hi thore aa jayenge 720. Jaan hi nhi rhi mere m kuch krne ki. But I'll have to do more than my best this year Varna agle saal ki inflation fir chodegi.
2024.06.09 18:08 Much-Campaign3988 bhupesh on top
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2024.06.09 14:17 Iamharshit69 Tmkoc ending according to me
It's the year 20XX.
It's a sweet yet breezy night on the eve of Ganesh Chaturthi at Gokuldham.
The clock has just passed 8:30 p.m. and one can hear voices coming through the doors of the clubhouse.
The voices are rough and old, yet there's some sweetness to it. They are familiar voices. It's Bhide, Iyer and Popatlal, discussing about banishing someone from Gokuldham's Cultural Fiestas.
Bhide's still savoury about how he couldn't properly see off Sonu, who is spending her honeymoon in the UK. He keeps muttering "mein yeh Gada family ko chorunga nehi. Mujhe Sonu ko permission hi nhi dena chaiye tha 😠🥸!!".
Hearing this, the newly promoted Senior Scientific Research Head of his department, Mr S. Iyer, with a smirk, says " main toh abhi ke abhi usko ban karne ka bolta hain. Atmaram, yeh decision meh main tumraha hundred percent saath dega. 😈"
Adding to the conversation, a merry and ecstatic Popatlal says " Bhide, jo bhi ho, tum kisi aur ka gussa Tapu and Sonu peh maat nikalo. Un logo ko shanti se apna honeymoon manane do, bhai. 😪"
Bhide, with his frowning eyebrows, yells " haan Popatlal, tum toh bologe hi. Akhir shaadi-shuda jo ho gaye ho aab 😒. Jaab tum ek beti ke baap banoge na, taab tumhe pata chalega kitna tension hota hain! Choro yesaab, bhabi ko phone lagao aur pucho ki Mahila mandal hain kaha? Aur balance ka bahana maat dena please!! 😑"
With a bit of irritation, Popatlal agrees to Bhide and calls his wife.
A sudden phone starts ringing but is subdued by bursts of laughter coming from a group of jolly and giggling women climbing the clubhouse's stairs.
These are very familiar faces with a new one added to the flock. They are Daya Bhabi, Madhvi Bhabi, Anjali Bhabi, Komal Bhabi, Roshan Bhabi, Babita Ji and Mrs. Popatlal 😊😇.
Coming to the entrance of the society is a mediocre yet busy departmental store. The store is bigger than its predecessor "All-In-One Abdul's Soda Shop" but smaller than a typical commercial departmental store. Yet the customers keep flooding in, even in the late hours of the day. The owner is Abdul and today he's in a hurry. He won't be able to make it to the society meeting.
His wife called saying his little baby boy won't eat until his father arrives.
But, keeping Abdul occupied are three young men. Gogi, Goli and Pinku.
Pinku, sipping the masala soda, says " Goli, chinta maat kar, bhabi ko pata hi nhi chalega, pee le ek glass 😂".
Adding to it, Gogi says " oye Pinku! bilkul sahi kaha. Oye balle balle karke pee leh ek glass masala soda, Doctor Gulab Kumar!! 😇😂 "
Goli, in a grim voice, replies
" Gogi, Pinku tumlog engineers ho, doctors nahi. Tumhe kya pata yeh masala soda peene se mere diet peh kinta assaar padega! 😒
Aur Gogi, wo meri hone wali biwi hain, uski baat toh sunni hi padegi na. 😑 Abhi Mehta Uncle ko hi dekhlo. 🫤 Kabhi Anjali aunty neh baksh diya unko? 😓 Aur toh aur wo mummy se aur Abdul uncle se almost regularly meri khabar leti rehti hain. 😔
Aur Pinku, teri bhi toh girlfriend hain na? Tu kya uska baath nhi manta?! 😏"
Interrupting their gossip, Abdul hastily
says " Baccho, I mean Goli sena, jaldi peeo soda. Mujhe late ho raha hain!! 😓 "
Pinku adds " Abdul uncle, aab toh aap paas ke neighbourhood peh shift ho gaye ho. Chinta maat karo. Jaldi ghar pauch jaoge. 😄"
Coming to the much-celebrated compound of Gokuldham, stands a beautifully decorated pandal. Passing by it, are two men, heading towards the clubhouse from the A-wing. They are Sodhi and Haathi bhai.
Haathi bhai's everlasting smiles 😁😋 are spreading more as his son's wedding date is inching closer.
Sodhi's spirits are high as ever 😊👌, due to a hefty increase in sales, in his inaugural car showroom.
On their way, Sodhi has a quick glance to his right and finds the evergreen Taarak Mehta climbing the old, rusty metallic staircase attached to the B-wing. Sodhi zestfully raises his right arm, waves at Taarak, and shouts " Ooooo Mehta Saaab(Saheb) jaldi ajaao aap dono, humlog clubhouse meh wait karenge. 😊"
Mehta Saab(Saheb) turns, looks at them, nods with a grin and climbs all the way up.
Upon reaching the first floor, Taarak enters through a door and walks into a room to find three people talking among themselves.
It's an old familiar face sitting on the wheelchair, smiling and bidding adieu to the other two, Nattu Kaka and Bagha.
It's Champak Chacha in the wheelchair.
Taarak surprisingly greets everyone and asks
"arreh Nattu Kaka aur Bagha? 🤨 Ap dono yeha? 🤨 Iss vakt? 🤨 sab kuch theek hain na mere param mitra ke sath? 🤨"
Laughing to this Nattu Kaka says that he has come to thank "Seth ji" for increasing his salary for the third time in two years. 😊
While, Bagha, the newly appointed Manager of Gada Electronics-2, has come to thank "Seth Ji" for granting him a small vacation, which his wife, Bawri kept insisting on, ever since their marriage. 😄
After this,
Both leave hastily yet joyfully.
Then, Champak Chacha smiles and says to Taarak "arreh Mehtus! Jaa bedroom ke andaar ja. 😄
Waha beheta hain. Bohot Kush hain aaj. Jaa bedroom meh jaa. 😄 "
Taarak is taken aback by Nattu Kaka's salary hike and Bagha's wish fulfilment all done by his beloved friend, who is being joyful on top of it. He predicts something weird yet marvellous has happened to his beloved friend,
and, quickly storms to the bedroom.
Upon entering, he finds a joyous and grinning face sitting on the bed, with a suitcase full of money.
Taarak whispers "arre JETHALAL!! Kya baath hain bhai ... akhir hua kya ajanaak jo tum itne khush ho? 😃🤔"
a sharp and shrewd voice answers,
" .. MEHTA SAAB!! aiye! aiye! 😃😃
Kya batau apko ( ahh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ) 😄😄
akhir Sundaar aah hi gya pahar ke niche!! akhir lauta hi diya mere saare paise!! 😁😁"
Mehta Saab, with his protruding eyes, asks
" kaab? kyse? yeah chamatkar kyse ho gya? 😯😧"
Jethalal says " haan haan sab batahu 😮💨. Sab Bapuji ke kaaran hain 😁! Akhir Bapuji ki pravachan neh isko bhi badal dala!! 😌😮💨
Chaliye clubhouse jaate jaate sab vistar se batata hu!😄"
Mehta Saab nods to Jethalal and both head towards the drawing room.
Both seek Champak Chacha's blessings 😇
and head for the clubhouse.
It's a calm and beautiful night. 🌙
The stars are dazzling in the sky. 🌃
Jethalal and Mehta Saab have started strolling around the pandal, talking to each other before entering the clubhouse.
A mild breeze is blowing. 🎐🍃
Everyone is feeling the festive season.
It's a blissful night at Gokuldham.
It's almost 9 p.m.
Champak Chacha gets a phone call from his friend Ramji Kaka, and starts talking to him merrily.
Abdul has reached home by now and is having dinner with his family.
Goli, Gogi and Pinku are at Goli's house, having a sleepover because tomorrow's a holiday and they need to prepare for the function. Bhide will let them know of the plans later on.
Somewhere in Ahmadabad, ACP Mr Pandey has caught a much-wanted and notorious con man named Sundarlal. He is happy and is eyeing yet another promotion.
Back at Gokuldham, the Mahila Mandal has taken their seats in the clubhouse.
An annoyed Bhide is about to start the meeting. Suddenly Bhide’s phone rings!!
Bhide, with excitement and disappointment both, receives the call, yelling, “Haan Tapu, Sonu ko phone do 😒”
Tapu and Sonu have called Bhide to greet him and everyone else as they know everyone’s going to be there for the Ganesh Chaturthi meeting.
Upon knowing it is Tapu and Sonu’s call, almost everyone gets up and starts walking towards Bhide.
THAT TYPICAL CHAOTIC/INTENSE/DRAMATIC TMKOC BACKGROUND MUSIC STARTS PLAYING
Bhide starts lecturing Tapu, walking away from everyone.
Everyone starts running after Bhide's phone. 🤳🚶⬅️🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶♀️..
Bhide won't stop lecturing Tapu. 🤬 Tapu wants to talk to others. 😓
Sonu’s voice can be heard, saying, “Baba!!! main thik hoon, app Tapu ko mat danto!! 😥😓
Suddenly,
Jethalal and Mehta Saab enter the clubhouse!!
Iyer and Popatlal immediately start mocking Jethalal.
The Mahila Mandal wants to talk to Sonu.
Jethalal goes " Babitaa jiiiii.. 🤩"
Bhide, while screaming on the phone, hears Jethalal
and yells, " Jethalaaaaaaal!!!!! firse late?!!! 🤬"
Babita ji looks at Jethalal and says, “ Jetha ji! 😅😄”
Iyer goes, “Jethalaaaaal, tum kab sudhrega? 👿”
Popatlal starts saying, “Nhi cancel, meeting cancel!!
Jethalal tum bohot late ho. 😤”
All of a sudden,
Jethalal, Bhide, Iyer and Popatlal start arguing.
Tapu and Sonu want to talk to everyone.
Madhvi bhabhi screams, “Ahoo! aap phone do na!
Sonu see baat krni hai! 😡 Kyun Tapu ke piche padh gye ap?” Daya bhabhi wants to talk to Tapu.
Sodhi is trying to calm things down by grabbing Popatlal from behind.
Hathi bhai can’t even get up and is already feeling hungry!
Chaos has started hitting the roof.
Everyone has started talking and screaming.
The usual hustle and bustle has started.
Seeing all this, Anjali bhabhi turns towards Taarak and asks him to do something.
Taarak Mehta sees all this.
Turns towards us. Breaks the fourth wall. Smiles
and
Says, " Dosto, yehi hain humari Gokuldham Society! Aab vakt hain aapse vida lene ka. Paar aap dukhi maat hoiye ga.
Aap log baas HAASTE RAHIYE! MUSKURATE RAHIYE! Aur.. "
pauses, with a tear in his eye, smiles and says, " Dilo meh Yaadh rakhiye hum sabko.. Hum Hain..
TAARAK MEHTA KA OOLTAH CHASHMAH" :) THE TITLE SONG STARTS PLAYING
Thank you :)
(I HAVE NOT WRITTEN THIS IT HAS BEEN TAKEN FROM QUORA)
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It's a sweet yet breezy night on the eve of Ganesh Chaturthi at Gokuldham.
The clock has just passed 8:30 p.m. and one can hear voices coming through the doors of the clubhouse.
The voices are rough and old, yet there's some sweetness to it. They are familiar voices. It's Bhide, Iyer and Popatlal, discussing about banishing someone from Gokuldham's Cultural Fiestas.
Bhide's still savoury about how he couldn't properly see off Sonu, who is spending her honeymoon in the UK. He keeps muttering "mein yeh Gada family ko chorunga nehi. Mujhe Sonu ko permission hi nhi dena chaiye tha 😠🥸!!".
Hearing this, the newly promoted Senior Scientific Research Head of his department, Mr S. Iyer, with a smirk, says " main toh abhi ke abhi usko ban karne ka bolta hain. Atmaram, yeh decision meh main tumraha hundred percent saath dega. 😈"
Adding to the conversation, a merry and ecstatic Popatlal says " Bhide, jo bhi ho, tum kisi aur ka gussa Tapu and Sonu peh maat nikalo. Un logo ko shanti se apna honeymoon manane do, bhai. 😪"
Bhide, with his frowning eyebrows, yells " haan Popatlal, tum toh bologe hi. Akhir shaadi-shuda jo ho gaye ho aab 😒. Jaab tum ek beti ke baap banoge na, taab tumhe pata chalega kitna tension hota hain! Choro yesaab, bhabi ko phone lagao aur pucho ki Mahila mandal hain kaha? Aur balance ka bahana maat dena please!! 😑"
With a bit of irritation, Popatlal agrees to Bhide and calls his wife.
A sudden phone starts ringing but is subdued by bursts of laughter coming from a group of jolly and giggling women climbing the clubhouse's stairs.
These are very familiar faces with a new one added to the flock. They are Daya Bhabi, Madhvi Bhabi, Anjali Bhabi, Komal Bhabi, Roshan Bhabi, Babita Ji and Mrs. Popatlal 😊😇.
Coming to the entrance of the society is a mediocre yet busy departmental store. The store is bigger than its predecessor "All-In-One Abdul's Soda Shop" but smaller than a typical commercial departmental store. Yet the customers keep flooding in, even in the late hours of the day. The owner is Abdul and today he's in a hurry. He won't be able to make it to the society meeting.
His wife called saying his little baby boy won't eat until his father arrives.
But, keeping Abdul occupied are three young men. Gogi, Goli and Pinku.
Pinku, sipping the masala soda, says " Goli, chinta maat kar, bhabi ko pata hi nhi chalega, pee le ek glass 😂".
Adding to it, Gogi says " oye Pinku! bilkul sahi kaha. Oye balle balle karke pee leh ek glass masala soda, Doctor Gulab Kumar!! 😇😂 "
Goli, in a grim voice, replies
" Gogi, Pinku tumlog engineers ho, doctors nahi. Tumhe kya pata yeh masala soda peene se mere diet peh kinta assaar padega! 😒
Aur Gogi, wo meri hone wali biwi hain, uski baat toh sunni hi padegi na. 😑 Abhi Mehta Uncle ko hi dekhlo. 🫤 Kabhi Anjali aunty neh baksh diya unko? 😓 Aur toh aur wo mummy se aur Abdul uncle se almost regularly meri khabar leti rehti hain. 😔
Aur Pinku, teri bhi toh girlfriend hain na? Tu kya uska baath nhi manta?! 😏"
Interrupting their gossip, Abdul hastily
says " Baccho, I mean Goli sena, jaldi peeo soda. Mujhe late ho raha hain!! 😓 "
Pinku adds " Abdul uncle, aab toh aap paas ke neighbourhood peh shift ho gaye ho. Chinta maat karo. Jaldi ghar pauch jaoge. 😄"
Coming to the much-celebrated compound of Gokuldham, stands a beautifully decorated pandal. Passing by it, are two men, heading towards the clubhouse from the A-wing. They are Sodhi and Haathi bhai.
Haathi bhai's everlasting smiles 😁😋 are spreading more as his son's wedding date is inching closer.
Sodhi's spirits are high as ever 😊👌, due to a hefty increase in sales, in his inaugural car showroom.
On their way, Sodhi has a quick glance to his right and finds the evergreen Taarak Mehta climbing the old, rusty metallic staircase attached to the B-wing. Sodhi zestfully raises his right arm, waves at Taarak, and shouts " Ooooo Mehta Saaab(Saheb) jaldi ajaao aap dono, humlog clubhouse meh wait karenge. 😊"
Mehta Saab(Saheb) turns, looks at them, nods with a grin and climbs all the way up.
Upon reaching the first floor, Taarak enters through a door and walks into a room to find three people talking among themselves.
It's an old familiar face sitting on the wheelchair, smiling and bidding adieu to the other two, Nattu Kaka and Bagha.
It's Champak Chacha in the wheelchair.
Taarak surprisingly greets everyone and asks
"arreh Nattu Kaka aur Bagha? 🤨 Ap dono yeha? 🤨 Iss vakt? 🤨 sab kuch theek hain na mere param mitra ke sath? 🤨"
Laughing to this Nattu Kaka says that he has come to thank "Seth ji" for increasing his salary for the third time in two years. 😊
While, Bagha, the newly appointed Manager of Gada Electronics-2, has come to thank "Seth Ji" for granting him a small vacation, which his wife, Bawri kept insisting on, ever since their marriage. 😄
After this,
Both leave hastily yet joyfully.
Then, Champak Chacha smiles and says to Taarak "arreh Mehtus! Jaa bedroom ke andaar ja. 😄
Waha beheta hain. Bohot Kush hain aaj. Jaa bedroom meh jaa. 😄 "
Taarak is taken aback by Nattu Kaka's salary hike and Bagha's wish fulfilment all done by his beloved friend, who is being joyful on top of it. He predicts something weird yet marvellous has happened to his beloved friend,
and, quickly storms to the bedroom.
Upon entering, he finds a joyous and grinning face sitting on the bed, with a suitcase full of money.
Taarak whispers "arre JETHALAL!! Kya baath hain bhai ... akhir hua kya ajanaak jo tum itne khush ho? 😃🤔"
a sharp and shrewd voice answers,
" .. MEHTA SAAB!! aiye! aiye! 😃😃
Kya batau apko ( ahh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ) 😄😄
akhir Sundaar aah hi gya pahar ke niche!! akhir lauta hi diya mere saare paise!! 😁😁"
Mehta Saab, with his protruding eyes, asks
" kaab? kyse? yeah chamatkar kyse ho gya? 😯😧"
Jethalal says " haan haan sab batahu 😮💨. Sab Bapuji ke kaaran hain 😁! Akhir Bapuji ki pravachan neh isko bhi badal dala!! 😌😮💨
Chaliye clubhouse jaate jaate sab vistar se batata hu!😄"
Mehta Saab nods to Jethalal and both head towards the drawing room.
Both seek Champak Chacha's blessings 😇
and head for the clubhouse.
It's a calm and beautiful night. 🌙
The stars are dazzling in the sky. 🌃
Jethalal and Mehta Saab have started strolling around the pandal, talking to each other before entering the clubhouse.
A mild breeze is blowing. 🎐🍃
Everyone is feeling the festive season.
It's a blissful night at Gokuldham.
It's almost 9 p.m.
Champak Chacha gets a phone call from his friend Ramji Kaka, and starts talking to him merrily.
Abdul has reached home by now and is having dinner with his family.
Goli, Gogi and Pinku are at Goli's house, having a sleepover because tomorrow's a holiday and they need to prepare for the function. Bhide will let them know of the plans later on.
Somewhere in Ahmadabad, ACP Mr Pandey has caught a much-wanted and notorious con man named Sundarlal. He is happy and is eyeing yet another promotion.
Back at Gokuldham, the Mahila Mandal has taken their seats in the clubhouse.
An annoyed Bhide is about to start the meeting. Suddenly Bhide’s phone rings!!
Bhide, with excitement and disappointment both, receives the call, yelling, “Haan Tapu, Sonu ko phone do 😒”
Tapu and Sonu have called Bhide to greet him and everyone else as they know everyone’s going to be there for the Ganesh Chaturthi meeting.
Upon knowing it is Tapu and Sonu’s call, almost everyone gets up and starts walking towards Bhide.
THAT TYPICAL CHAOTIC/INTENSE/DRAMATIC TMKOC BACKGROUND MUSIC STARTS PLAYING
Bhide starts lecturing Tapu, walking away from everyone.
Everyone starts running after Bhide's phone. 🤳🚶⬅️🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶♀️..
Bhide won't stop lecturing Tapu. 🤬 Tapu wants to talk to others. 😓
Sonu’s voice can be heard, saying, “Baba!!! main thik hoon, app Tapu ko mat danto!! 😥😓
Suddenly,
Jethalal and Mehta Saab enter the clubhouse!!
Iyer and Popatlal immediately start mocking Jethalal.
The Mahila Mandal wants to talk to Sonu.
Jethalal goes " Babitaa jiiiii.. 🤩"
Bhide, while screaming on the phone, hears Jethalal
and yells, " Jethalaaaaaaal!!!!! firse late?!!! 🤬"
Babita ji looks at Jethalal and says, “ Jetha ji! 😅😄”
Iyer goes, “Jethalaaaaal, tum kab sudhrega? 👿”
Popatlal starts saying, “Nhi cancel, meeting cancel!!
Jethalal tum bohot late ho. 😤”
All of a sudden,
Jethalal, Bhide, Iyer and Popatlal start arguing.
Tapu and Sonu want to talk to everyone.
Madhvi bhabhi screams, “Ahoo! aap phone do na!
Sonu see baat krni hai! 😡 Kyun Tapu ke piche padh gye ap?” Daya bhabhi wants to talk to Tapu.
Sodhi is trying to calm things down by grabbing Popatlal from behind.
Hathi bhai can’t even get up and is already feeling hungry!
Chaos has started hitting the roof.
Everyone has started talking and screaming.
The usual hustle and bustle has started.
Seeing all this, Anjali bhabhi turns towards Taarak and asks him to do something.
Taarak Mehta sees all this.
Turns towards us. Breaks the fourth wall. Smiles
and
Says, " Dosto, yehi hain humari Gokuldham Society! Aab vakt hain aapse vida lene ka. Paar aap dukhi maat hoiye ga.
Aap log baas HAASTE RAHIYE! MUSKURATE RAHIYE! Aur.. "
pauses, with a tear in his eye, smiles and says, " Dilo meh Yaadh rakhiye hum sabko.. Hum Hain..
TAARAK MEHTA KA OOLTAH CHASHMAH" :) THE TITLE SONG STARTS PLAYING
Thank you :)
(I HAVE NOT WRITTEN THIS IT HAS BEEN TAKEN FROM QUORA)
2024.06.09 12:52 Remarkable_Hippo_924 ReNeet ReEval pe ladna chodo pehle NTA ki Maa chodo
Stay together and stay strong let's kick this NTAs corrupt ass
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2024.06.09 09:17 Worldly_Spell6262 Result not showing
maa ki choot is institute ki , chutiya IIT madras madarchod ka bacha , bc kutto ki tarah 3 ghante se try kr rha hu , khul hi nai rha haramkhor . 3400 leke torture kr rhe madarchod ke bache , agar bc result upload nai kia tha toh bhen ki lendi nikal kyu dia ?????? . yar india me kisike pas bhi dimag nai hai kya ye kya ho rha hai
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2024.06.09 08:48 Various_Beat_2368 Yaar Aaj Jee vaale is sub me kyu nhi hai?
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2024.06.09 08:36 cuzz_Lifesucks Should we take full drop in mhtcet or not?
Yrr bohot jyada confused hu mein bczz mereko ake Barr lagta ki Jo bhi college milega voh lelenge but baad mein lagta hai ki mereko drop Lena chahiye toh baad mein atleast score toh badhayenge Prr baat aise hai ki I am avg student aur jee ka experience bhi hai ( jee ki maa ki) and the main problem ye hai ki mereko khud prr ki confidence nhi hai, there are soo many questions mein confusion hai mujhe 1) is I am eligible for engineering or not? 2) if I take a drop can I be the consistent with my study or not? 3) agar consistent bhi bohot hardly mein rahungi toh kya chances bhi hai mere? And upar se mein general category se belong karti hu aur nahi hi mere pass EWS certificate hai Soooooooo I am damn confused yarr koi toh bhi bata do plzzz.....
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2024.06.09 07:50 tnaripsA1 Starting Prep For NEET 2025
 | Hey i gave neet this year, it was my 1st attempt and i got 452 marks 5 may ke baad se mai bas time pass hi kar raha tha and jabse maine book kholkr bhi nhi dekhi Ab bhot ho gaya timepass finally decided to start for drop year maa chudaye ye NTA aur ye re neet isse mera to kuch fayda nhi hoga Yakeen 2.0 2025 se karunga ab start Uska bhi backlog hogaya but ab .... My teachers.... Phys - MR sir Physical - sudhanshu sir Ioc hitesh sir Oc yogesh jain sir Bio one shot kar lunga kisi ke bhi submitted by tnaripsA1 to JEENEETards [link] [comments] Aaj ka last day hoga reddit par fir delete kardunga reddit and sidha neet ke baad aunga (hope so aisa hi ho) Please kuch questions ke answers dedo jiska is saal selection hogaya wo Bio ke alawa phys and chem ki bhi ncert padhni hai kya? Short notes ke liye ek alag book banau ? Ya rough paper pr Question practice jitni class me hogi utni bas ya aur karni . hogi ? Aur ab next year se pattern change ho ga kya neet ka ? Mtlb hard ayega ab paper ? Bio ka note nhi karu to chalega na ?And please kisi ka ypt ka grp hoga dropper ka to add kardi please |
2024.06.09 06:11 DragHaving Chud gye guru
11k rank at 141. I was expecting around 7-8k (uspe bhi jee mains ke basis se accha nhi milta) but ye toh zyada hi hogya. Is saal har entrance ne aspirants ki maa chodi hai. Be it neet, jm, ja, cat
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2024.06.09 05:57 Ok_Ninja_3910 TMKOC storylines (Ep. wise)
1.........epic court scene 2.........tappu sonu balcony romance (1:55) 3.........om babita e namaha (1:00) 4.........bagha as child labour inspector 5.........entry of chempak 7........ Ram bolo bhai ram (6:06) 10......i love you message to komal (12:25) 11.......rasik bhai shareholder (11:30) 14........jetha kidnaped 18 .......champak as principle 20 .......jaisa aap kahe 28........shayri 33........ah shayog andolan 45 .......kidney...sheikh 58........sunder ladies scheme 1 ka 3 64........bagha as teacher 68........sweety aarop on jethalal 75........tappu shaadi 85........ Sodhi on terrace ..drunk 88........makarsankranti ...jetha vs sodhi 91........dr hathi stuck in auto 112......kaam wali bai 129......tappu paper leak 130......iyyer babita fake fight (april fool) 134......dental checkup 138......aye blue saree 139......minakshi washing powder 144......tiku jini wadi 151......kitty party...daya madhvi fight 162.......chor in society(tappu sena khujli powdr 167......Popatlal entry 175......GPL 1 188......bunty 190......babity bdy 200......london 230......keri 244......popatlal weds keri (actually not) 250......red cherry mobile 260......tappu sena ad on tv 275......champak jetha shoes 278......swimming 284......hotel blue queen ( baka palty entry) 294......ice tea...sharab 296......popat nanga balcony 300......tmkoc in ahmedabad 310......bhide computer 328......holi..mahabaleshwar 335......truck stuck 341......jal devta 346......parents meeting.sonu 355......saadi sale 362......garba andolan 368......games in society 374......chai piyo ..biscuit khao 378......builder..black money 384......sai bhakt mandal(10-10 balti se nahaya) 387......pani tanker 390......GPL 2 412......jethalal hair 416......bhootni 430......koyal 437......daya dahi handi 465......peter ferdnendis 500......credit card 507......Bagha entry 515......society me painting 538......tappu haircut (ganja) 546......World cup hawan 547.......babita miss call (popatlal) 555......bum bum bole (bhang episode) 568......sunder hide at jetha's house (holi) 576......iyyer transfer chennai farewell party 608......bhide mango buisnes 617......bhook hartaal 625......GKM 640......chaddi gang 642......nai nai to bhi ek crore ka turnover 650......popatlal chata bdy 687......Ganesh Utsav 3G 704......ghode ki murti...ft gokhuldam wasi 730...... Mehta/bhide lottery ₹500 750......mallika mobile ( babita fake friend) 765......mansik santulan 778......theme park 790......rann of katchh 801......jethalal in pakistan 810......popatlal sanorita 820......holi..farm house/ Kanji Manji 836......new society renovate (sundarlal) 839......dance competition (iyer wins) 851......abdul new shop 865......gandhi maidan 869......babita suitcase 881......jethalal tubelight 890......scooter bhangaar 910.....bol bacchan 920......jethalal rishwat 927......choco moco 932......Mukti maa 936.....Abdul upliftment episodes 946.....Jetha's phone in washing machine 947.....Jetha hit by motorbike, passport japt 951.....Tapu school Mahabaleshwar trip 954..... Daya Jetha Romance 960......la ula dance 963......Popatlal london rishta cancel 965......Ganesh utsav and antakshari 985.....Chanya choli box 994.....Mr Ching Chu Lee Tony Tv 997.....Sala Shanti Havan Dukhmanjan Maharaj 1010....donation for eyes 1022....jethalal in "tan man kudrati upchar" 1025....gulabo 1054....Jethanand sansar tyag 1059.....26th Jan Sonu as Bharat Mata 1060.....Popat Bhide Sodhi shouting Saibaa 1063.....Bagha removed from shop 1064.....Coffee On Iyer Laptop 1067.....Tapu friends call Jetha's mobile 1068.....Jetha lost ring Tapu mobile promise 1070.....Tapu sena Mobile 1072.....Bhide breaks Sonu's phone 1079.....Tapu sena expelled from school exposed 1084.....Girl on terrace locked 1095.....sheru 1125.....kachi keri gogi stuck on tree 1147....3 truck 1158.....khote classes 1179.....Mehta kavita Addair 1180.....Aree waa ye Fatakdi kon hai 1189.....mak associate 1200.....paris 1237.....dr hathi under tree 1257.....champak hichki 1266.....sachin retires 1270.....rakesh sithi 1280.....onion kalabazari 1290.....bulbul 1320.....bagha cooker bhide 1330.....fitness jethalal kamar lock 1365.....bandya beta (scooter) 1375.....old sodhi re entry 1385.....amitabh bachan 1390.....nariyal ka ped 1400.....sunder election 1410.....bhide nature camp 1425.....GPL 3 1445.....CID ajay deewaan 1470.....hong kong 1500.....mumbai darshan 1510.....cycle yatra 1550.....jeevdaya ben 1559.....statue statue 1573.....Bapuji drunk Natak 1590.....bhide 1 lakh new scooter 1600.....tarak anjali college 1650.....khushi 1668.....Paper stand paper chori 1670.....popatlal weds sapna 1690.....jethalal wear sweater 1700.....mk gandhi clg 1725.....tappu sena shopping 1735.....bawri mom dad 1760.....renovation 1830.....babita paan masala ad 1850.....tappu sena clg bunk 1860.....tarak jetha chai 1870.....bhide gold coin 1914.....iyyer babita talak 1940.....madhvi mango buisness ( cheap rate) 1950.....bawri sagai 1970.....miss cycle 1983.....jethalal ke hath me lota fasna 2000.....bawri ko chede 2005....10 Cr saari 2023.....Mahila mandal ganesh utsav aayojan 2031.....Wah wah kya baat hai promotion 2034.....Mr Sharma biwi ko secret 2040.....All in one bhai Navratri DJ 2051.....Popatlal Kaveri 2056.....Sonu home made chocolate business 2067.....nattu bagha pagaar andolan 2074.....50 lac cash old notes 2085.....Nakli sharab 2096.....Pagal aadmi 2107.....Tapu sena swachta abhyan 2111.....Bhide scooter chori by Don Baadal 2126..... Republic day celebration 2127.....Bhide Conch 2130.....Ganpat Tanvi school 2139.....Bapuji gayab for swachta 2145.....Swatch bharat 2148.....Tapu B'day 2153.....New Tapu entry 2159.....Holi popatlal baal gayab 2170.....ratnavali 2225.....tubelight popat shadi 2235.....GOA 2250.....Tumsang washing machine 2270.....komal weight loss 2290.....notice board chori 2296.....chai taka tak chai 2306.....cheda electronics 2320.....golmaal 4 2330.....paani ki tanki me purani notes 2344.....chintu in gada electronics 2350.....bandarpada jua adda 2360.....bapuji stuck on door 2372.....XYZ 007 2378.....Nimbu chori from tree 2385.....pinku parents series 2418.....iyyer holi colour 2445.....tappu sena scooter accident 2507.....jethalal in senorika island 2530.....daravni dulhan 2557.....new dr hathi entry 2576.....jethalal pani puri sceme 2590.....popatlal 1crore lottery 2602.....BYJUS (promotion) 2610.....jetha ki dukan bik gayi 2635.....Simba promotion 2644.....Tmkoc in gujrat (kite festival) 2657.....super X 100 mobile (gogi kaand) 2687.....sonu left tmkoc 2694.....tmkoc singapore trip 2711.....titto mobile neta sevaklal
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2024.06.09 01:40 Familiar-Visit4036 Yaar ye har roz ka light cutoff se pareshan ho gaya hu.
Inlog bc roz subah 4 baje light kaat rahe hai. Aur dupeher ko teen teen chaar chaar ghanta waps se kaat te hai. Pure neend ki maa behan kar ke rakhi hai.
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2024.06.08 20:01 Intelligent_Term5495 NTA teri maa ki chut bhenchod sale
Abe sale bhenchod... Teri maa ki chut sale bhen ke laude... Sala 6 mahine mai meri hairline ki maa chod di tune uske baad sale tujhe 4th floor pe chai peeni hai bhenchod... Sale bhen ke laude, 4th floor pe teri amma chai banari h kya bhenchod ya fir tumhara peem moneyster jiska lund chuste ho udhar jake fir woh seedha muh mai chai deta hai bhen ke laude... Sale tere pure khandan aur commitee ki ek din na gandi wali gand marunga bhenchod... Tu sale 18k ki rank diya mujhe jee mai madarchod... Tu sala bhenchod NEET ke lie conference baithaya... Aur jee walo ko bhenchod tune apni choti lulli dikha ke bhaga diya bhosdike... Bhosdike sale cuck teri biwi ko choda tha maine madarchod... teri choti lulli kisiko nahi pasand... Teri biwi bhi end mai aake ek GENERAL male se hee chudti hai bhosdike... Tera NTA ki choti lulli wala reservation kahin kaam nahi ayega teri biwi ke samne bhosdike... Uske baal pakad ke peeche se leta hun na toh NTA ki mkc chillati h woh bhenchod... Gand mara sale tu... Tera pura khandan, biwi, bacche aur aage ki generation sala sadak pe chudne ka kaam karegi bhenchod...
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2024.06.08 19:45 hfbvm2 Experience 10 years after the rat race for placements
I have seen a lot of people going through a tough time with the results and I thought it would be a good idea to share my experience as an bright student turned failure.
1. Schooling
Like most of you I had 80% percentile in my 10th and 12th. I did not want coaching because I thought I was super smart. Instead I spent my time coding websites and making logos on freelancer and earning 100-200$ a month. Spent it all on a gaming pc. When my school ended I had to give AIEEE, and the other one for Architecht. For some reason I signed up for both, my AIEEE was in the lacs and my Architect exam went really well and I had good colleges. The IIT/NIT dream was up.
2. College
Nokia Morph was a concept phone that attracted me to nanotech, I saw othe inspirational future science videos and decided this obscure field was what I wanted to do. So I joined nanotech at Amity Noida in a dual degree Btech + Mtech. An year in all I wanted to do was party and sax sux. I was studying 39 minutes before an exam and passing it, so I started to care even less. What took me down was too less attendance and me and my friend failed. Had to take an year drop. I switched to Btech just to get the course done with. I hated research, it was the same thing every day, mixing chemicals, changing ph, changing concentration, baking more, baking less. I had an amazing project of purifying water, and my professor took the project to a research centre and now is working on bringing the technology to the world.
The biggest difference for me was how rich the people were there. In my first year I used to get 12,000 rs for my monthly expenses and my friends would be spending that in a night in a night club. But I never felt left out and I formed a lot of very close friendships.
3. Career
Tier 4 college and obscure field that I dont want to work in. CS had advanced a lot and the jobs I was getting were from startups paying 10k a month. Thats where the connections I made in college came in, A friend had a friend who gave a reference to the country manager in an FMCG for me. 3 months later I was working for them in a marketing role, Moot diya teri IIM ki degree pe. It was a team of 3 sales and 2 marketing. After an year the 3 sales quit, and then covid happened, company couldnt recruit and my manager moved to sales, I moved to managing the marketing. I started with the bare minimum salary and 11/2 years later I had doubled it, I moved to a sales role and again 11/2 year later I got an increase of 50%. The company has given me a roadmap that I should follow for my dream role of becoming a regional CEO. This week I have the opportunity to move to the biggest FMCG in the world. Again with references coming in, because I know someone who knows someone. Doesnt matter if I am competing with 15 years experience because I am at the top of what I am doing and I love doing it.
All fo my friends did well too, they stayed in the field, moved to Europe on Marie curie fellowship (70% of my batch and juniors are on this research grant in europe). They have received permanent residency + they can get Direct PGreen Card/Golden visa anywhere int he world due to their field. Those who left the field either already had rich parents and good connections or they now had friends who were rich with good connections.
4. The takeaway
Your college defines your future for just a very few people. 2.4 million kids were competing this year, when you will start your first job, you will be competing with 10-12 million people. To excel in life you have to know what is going to be needed in 4 years and the right people to get you there. My college is rightfully a shitty college selling shitty courses. My colleagues in Biotech and Mechanical are not doing well, the ones in Nuclear and Nanotech did well. Mostly because the professors cared, the institute had expensive machinery and the biggest credit goes to three courses, English, Behavioral sciences and Foreign language. All of which you can figure out on your own. Behavioural sciences is the key to sucess in your career, you come out polished and ready. Which is one of the big reason why the batch mates got to work in foreign universities, they aced their interviews, Even if they had shitty marks or backlogs. and were not IIT/NIT. Your MBA might get you an interview with an MNC in their graduate program, but half of those will go to people with references who perform well in interviews.
50% of the careers are not even visible to you right now. From my field we have :
Trade marketing : The bank guys that harass you in the malls, why they are there, the stand they have, the ROI is someone's job. Every random banner or physical advertisement is the job of someone, who is partially sales and partially marketing. They deal mostly with data, so engineers are preferred.
Revenue growth management : He decides the pricing of things you consume, combined role dealing with logistics, finance, sales and marketing. A role you cannot possibly study for and is one of the higher paid ones.
In my team we are all engineers working sales and marketing, because the skills needed for most roles are present in people with engineering degrees.
Other careers that are in demand but overlooked :
Nursing Specialists and other medical assistants : If you have a nursing degree (malaysia, UK, phillipines, not india) you can get direct Residency/Green card and a good pay in western countries. Most hospitals are trying to reach out and offer home services, especially dialysis. They prefer to hire male nurses and very high pay. Our country looks down so much on this field, while outside you will be well respected for being in the medical field, countries are trying to outdo each other to attract nurses. Doctory nahi mili toh dentist mat banna please. Physiotherapist, Mental Health profession, Nutitionists are more a boon than that, they do miracles everyday.
Veterinarian : If you can study outside and work, holy shit this field prints money. I have 4 cats and 5% of my salary is just vet bills for regular stuff. Dogs are even more expensive. And there is a huge shortage of them, because its a looked down on profession. My vet makes more money per hour than I do, but society will say wow to my field and look down on his.
Financial Analyst, Management Analyst : Highly prefer engineers who are presentable. You get paid amazing and they burn you out for 3 years day and night. You leave the job and join a relaxing job in an MNC at ananalyst position.
Nanotech, Nuclear, Automation / Robotics, Industrial Engineers : If you can breathe they will hire you, Arms and Legs Optional, college to bhul jao. Global talent visas can get you into any country once you have 2 years expereince.
This is not for people who got into Tier 1 & 2. Its for those who are still wondering where to go and what to do, One year into your career, your marks and ranking will be worthless and the rat race will start again. And the best advice I can give you is to not lose hope, work at a comfortable pace and be good looking. or charming.
You can ask me anything, and I will try my best to help you. I am only 30, so hopefully I am not that detached from reality.
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1. Schooling
Like most of you I had 80% percentile in my 10th and 12th. I did not want coaching because I thought I was super smart. Instead I spent my time coding websites and making logos on freelancer and earning 100-200$ a month. Spent it all on a gaming pc. When my school ended I had to give AIEEE, and the other one for Architecht. For some reason I signed up for both, my AIEEE was in the lacs and my Architect exam went really well and I had good colleges. The IIT/NIT dream was up.
2. College
Nokia Morph was a concept phone that attracted me to nanotech, I saw othe inspirational future science videos and decided this obscure field was what I wanted to do. So I joined nanotech at Amity Noida in a dual degree Btech + Mtech. An year in all I wanted to do was party and sax sux. I was studying 39 minutes before an exam and passing it, so I started to care even less. What took me down was too less attendance and me and my friend failed. Had to take an year drop. I switched to Btech just to get the course done with. I hated research, it was the same thing every day, mixing chemicals, changing ph, changing concentration, baking more, baking less. I had an amazing project of purifying water, and my professor took the project to a research centre and now is working on bringing the technology to the world.
The biggest difference for me was how rich the people were there. In my first year I used to get 12,000 rs for my monthly expenses and my friends would be spending that in a night in a night club. But I never felt left out and I formed a lot of very close friendships.
3. Career
Tier 4 college and obscure field that I dont want to work in. CS had advanced a lot and the jobs I was getting were from startups paying 10k a month. Thats where the connections I made in college came in, A friend had a friend who gave a reference to the country manager in an FMCG for me. 3 months later I was working for them in a marketing role, Moot diya teri IIM ki degree pe. It was a team of 3 sales and 2 marketing. After an year the 3 sales quit, and then covid happened, company couldnt recruit and my manager moved to sales, I moved to managing the marketing. I started with the bare minimum salary and 11/2 years later I had doubled it, I moved to a sales role and again 11/2 year later I got an increase of 50%. The company has given me a roadmap that I should follow for my dream role of becoming a regional CEO. This week I have the opportunity to move to the biggest FMCG in the world. Again with references coming in, because I know someone who knows someone. Doesnt matter if I am competing with 15 years experience because I am at the top of what I am doing and I love doing it.
All fo my friends did well too, they stayed in the field, moved to Europe on Marie curie fellowship (70% of my batch and juniors are on this research grant in europe). They have received permanent residency + they can get Direct PGreen Card/Golden visa anywhere int he world due to their field. Those who left the field either already had rich parents and good connections or they now had friends who were rich with good connections.
4. The takeaway
Your college defines your future for just a very few people. 2.4 million kids were competing this year, when you will start your first job, you will be competing with 10-12 million people. To excel in life you have to know what is going to be needed in 4 years and the right people to get you there. My college is rightfully a shitty college selling shitty courses. My colleagues in Biotech and Mechanical are not doing well, the ones in Nuclear and Nanotech did well. Mostly because the professors cared, the institute had expensive machinery and the biggest credit goes to three courses, English, Behavioral sciences and Foreign language. All of which you can figure out on your own. Behavioural sciences is the key to sucess in your career, you come out polished and ready. Which is one of the big reason why the batch mates got to work in foreign universities, they aced their interviews, Even if they had shitty marks or backlogs. and were not IIT/NIT. Your MBA might get you an interview with an MNC in their graduate program, but half of those will go to people with references who perform well in interviews.
50% of the careers are not even visible to you right now. From my field we have :
Trade marketing : The bank guys that harass you in the malls, why they are there, the stand they have, the ROI is someone's job. Every random banner or physical advertisement is the job of someone, who is partially sales and partially marketing. They deal mostly with data, so engineers are preferred.
Revenue growth management : He decides the pricing of things you consume, combined role dealing with logistics, finance, sales and marketing. A role you cannot possibly study for and is one of the higher paid ones.
In my team we are all engineers working sales and marketing, because the skills needed for most roles are present in people with engineering degrees.
Other careers that are in demand but overlooked :
Nursing Specialists and other medical assistants : If you have a nursing degree (malaysia, UK, phillipines, not india) you can get direct Residency/Green card and a good pay in western countries. Most hospitals are trying to reach out and offer home services, especially dialysis. They prefer to hire male nurses and very high pay. Our country looks down so much on this field, while outside you will be well respected for being in the medical field, countries are trying to outdo each other to attract nurses. Doctory nahi mili toh dentist mat banna please. Physiotherapist, Mental Health profession, Nutitionists are more a boon than that, they do miracles everyday.
Veterinarian : If you can study outside and work, holy shit this field prints money. I have 4 cats and 5% of my salary is just vet bills for regular stuff. Dogs are even more expensive. And there is a huge shortage of them, because its a looked down on profession. My vet makes more money per hour than I do, but society will say wow to my field and look down on his.
Financial Analyst, Management Analyst : Highly prefer engineers who are presentable. You get paid amazing and they burn you out for 3 years day and night. You leave the job and join a relaxing job in an MNC at ananalyst position.
Nanotech, Nuclear, Automation / Robotics, Industrial Engineers : If you can breathe they will hire you, Arms and Legs Optional, college to bhul jao. Global talent visas can get you into any country once you have 2 years expereince.
This is not for people who got into Tier 1 & 2. Its for those who are still wondering where to go and what to do, One year into your career, your marks and ranking will be worthless and the rat race will start again. And the best advice I can give you is to not lose hope, work at a comfortable pace and be good looking. or charming.
You can ask me anything, and I will try my best to help you. I am only 30, so hopefully I am not that detached from reality.
2024.06.08 14:57 Middle_Tomatillo1843 Light kyu ni arhi sec23A me dophr se pure weekend ki maa chor dete hai ye sale!
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2024.06.08 11:59 Electronic_Truck_955 Suummary of the press conference reposting because post ka reach ki g mari fir takedown bhi kardiya👍
The conference was scripted the only two unscripted questions were about why the results were declared on 4th june with the elections result allegedly if it was planned to divert media coverage and also that the court order petition 551 states that the formula of normalization was to be applied on any entrance examination except medical and engineering. Dono question ki maa chod di bhadwe ne using whataboutism and only yapping about his committee. The point of the conference was to establish the fake-fact that only 1600 students have/had issues with result so even if some actions are taken it wont make any difference. SO JUST 1600-COMITTEE-1600-COMMITTEE-TRANSPARENT-NO INTEGRITYHARMED-CHAI PILO
NO ONE IS BUYING THIS NO ONE IS BELIEVING ONLY 1600 STUDENTS ARE AFFECTED AND THE NUMBER WONT BE PROVEN UNLESS PROPER INVESTIGATION AND SATISFACTORY PROOF. THE CAUSE OF HYPERINFLATION OF ALMOST 2 TO THREE TIMES ISNT STATED. 1. The order also stated that the rank increase of the students given with grace marks should not affect the normal students by any means 2. Supernumerary seats were to be made to control hyperinflation THEY WERE VIOLATING THESE TWO POINTS STATED BY THE CLAT RELATED ORDER 2018
HE WAS STUTTERING THE WHOLE CONFERENCE AND THE LADY IN THE RIGHT SIDE WAS SELECTIVELY ACCEPTING THE QUESTIONS WHICH CAN BEANSWEREDA but well none of it was answered properly Dont lose hope no one is buying this at least not Alakh pandey. He'll get even more points to state in his legal notice and if they dont respond to that then maybe an FIR is gonna be the way. Let's not lose hope
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NO ONE IS BUYING THIS NO ONE IS BELIEVING ONLY 1600 STUDENTS ARE AFFECTED AND THE NUMBER WONT BE PROVEN UNLESS PROPER INVESTIGATION AND SATISFACTORY PROOF. THE CAUSE OF HYPERINFLATION OF ALMOST 2 TO THREE TIMES ISNT STATED. 1. The order also stated that the rank increase of the students given with grace marks should not affect the normal students by any means 2. Supernumerary seats were to be made to control hyperinflation THEY WERE VIOLATING THESE TWO POINTS STATED BY THE CLAT RELATED ORDER 2018
HE WAS STUTTERING THE WHOLE CONFERENCE AND THE LADY IN THE RIGHT SIDE WAS SELECTIVELY ACCEPTING THE QUESTIONS WHICH CAN BEANSWEREDA but well none of it was answered properly Dont lose hope no one is buying this at least not Alakh pandey. He'll get even more points to state in his legal notice and if they dont respond to that then maybe an FIR is gonna be the way. Let's not lose hope
2024.06.08 11:49 Glad_Song_5199 Gali Gali mein shor hai, Subodh Kumar chor hai 🗣️
woh toh achha h upper middle class wala hu, ab bas B.Tech ke baad ye desh chhorna h agla aim.
Ye maa ke ♥️day banate rahe apni kameeti aur chai pilate rahe reporters ko. Ghinn aa rahi hai India, oh sorry Bharat ka ye haal dekh ke. Ye sab dekh ke andar ki deshbhakti marte Jaa rahi hai.
NEET waalo ko bhi yahi salah dunga ki mat faso iss rat race mein, jinko sarkari mil gya congrats, aur jinka nahi hua please please ek baar dubara soch lena drop lene se pehle cuz Non Trustable Agency pe kuch bharosa nahi kar sakte ab.
Aur chaahe JEE waale ho ya NEET waale ho iss c#utiya system ke liye apni jaan se mat khelna. Aur jo already Jaan de chuke hai bhagwan unki aatma ko shanti de🙏
BEST OF LUCK aage ki journey ke liye♥️
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Ye maa ke ♥️day banate rahe apni kameeti aur chai pilate rahe reporters ko. Ghinn aa rahi hai India, oh sorry Bharat ka ye haal dekh ke. Ye sab dekh ke andar ki deshbhakti marte Jaa rahi hai.
NEET waalo ko bhi yahi salah dunga ki mat faso iss rat race mein, jinko sarkari mil gya congrats, aur jinka nahi hua please please ek baar dubara soch lena drop lene se pehle cuz Non Trustable Agency pe kuch bharosa nahi kar sakte ab.
Aur chaahe JEE waale ho ya NEET waale ho iss c#utiya system ke liye apni jaan se mat khelna. Aur jo already Jaan de chuke hai bhagwan unki aatma ko shanti de🙏
BEST OF LUCK aage ki journey ke liye♥️
2024.06.08 11:04 baby_blue67 Isko dekh ke lagta hai ye 10th bhi passed hai????
Iski maa ki chut, Subodh Kumar Singh ki maa ka bhosda
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2024.06.08 09:44 Child_Protecter Happy birthday abdul, yeh le soda pi aur kal shubhe 5 baje tanki chalu krdena aur society ke aur bhi bohot saare kaam hai aur teri dukaan ki mkc.
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2024.06.07 22:52 Prior-Occasion5604 I don't know what to say but
Jb result aaya mein udhas tha kyuki 550+ hi bn rhe the aur cutoff dekh ke dra hua tha bs itna tha ki wapas bdhayi nhi chalu kr skta jldi se. Raat mein mein mera bhai,mummy aur papa saath mein baithe the mein yhi bta rha tha ki kitni muskil hona rha mere liye start krna mein chahata tha koi smje itne mei baat boldiya ki ishe bdhiya math leleta shi rhta kyuki kmse km kbhi option khtm nhi hote yeh nhi toh ,toh mummy boldi kya krna h bms krna h mein bola krna mbbs hi h bs abhi deemag kaam nhi kr rha, mummy boli ki bhaiya ka bhi toh nhi hua math liya tha toh mein bola ki thik h n uske pass scope h abhi bhi jee nhi nikla toh koi private college end mein toh skill dekhengey mera neet mein mbbs nhi hua tb kya mtlb hua toh bhai maa baap ke samne ki gand mein dal lo Jo bol rhe (2 saal bdha h mujhse) us samay mujko pehle se Rona AA ri thi apni halat pe ki itna cutoff chla gaya aur phir uska aise bolna kyuki jb mein kuch bhi glti se boldu jaise abe,kya be toh bawal hojata h ki kaise bol rha pgl kaise boldiya lekin idhr kuch nhi hua jb yeh chiz bhaiya bola toh mummy hasne lgi mujko bekar lg gya aur thoda gusse mein chla gya phir papa aaye thoda gusse mein lene ki kyu aise gya darwaza kyu patka toh btaya unko. Papa bole sb glti mummy ki h mummy roni lgi aur out of nowhere yeh debate laa di ki chota wala toh kuch sunta hi nhi h yeh h woh remember pehli attempt mein 550+ bs sleep schedule bekar thi isliye mummy ko dikkat h ,bhaiya ka sleep schedule shi pdhayi bekar. Fir tbse leke aajtk papa toh aache se baat kiye mgr mummy bhai lg rha ghr mein hi boycott kr rhe koi nhi puch rha ki beta zyada pressure toh nhi h, kya chl rha deemag mein manlo agli saal nikal bhi liya kya bolunga ki jb sbse zyada zarurat thi koi puchne TK nhi aya itna bekar lg rha n khudke ghr mein aur bhai se bhtt umeed thi mujko kyuki 5 attempt diya jee ka kishi mein nhi nikla aur mein hmesa saath tha uske akhirkaar jitni bhi ldayi hojaye rhega toh bhai hi n mgr is case mein koi baat hi nhi kr rha mujhse akdam akela chorh diye h bs papa ko chodke I love you papaji lekin woh bhi office mein bsy rhte h bs raat ke time aapate h phir Sona rhta h joki mukko nind bhi nhi aa rhi yeh sb sochke
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2024.06.07 21:06 MidnightChemical4373 Scammer khi
 | Please do report this id i dont know why but i regret ke yeh small town bois ko kyun reddit ka pata chal gaya hai ye randi ke bachey paise haram ke khaate literally he was from so small town in karachi please do report this account and mee too will take action cause i got support from my familly background and i can definitely catch him just he packed and said payment krwado bykea krwaraha hun and then just blocked and apni maa ki chut mei legaya paise submitted by MidnightChemical4373 to pakistoned [link] [comments] |
2024.06.07 19:44 AnybodyWorth6882 Hmm 15 days ho gaye hai hamlog ka break up ho gaya voh move on kar gaya hai apne life mein he seem happy and I guess koi ladki bhi aa gayi hai ab uski life mein ...move nahi ho pa Raha bahut panic anxiety aati usko yaad karke mainly subha or raat mein hamlog ka relationship long distance tha 2.6 y
I want to show you guys something i know sab busy hai itna time nahi hoga kisi but still this guy who break up with me because I don't want kids and he wants isne mujhe yeh letter likha tha jab 1 saal hua tha .....
its now officially been 1 year of our relationship and i can't imagine how fast it was. its like i got in the relationship yesterday only hahaha ik you also feel it like this. you asked for a love letter so here it is hehehehe. i have already told everything about you, let's go back in the time from where it all started, shall we?
mujhe yaad nhi achhe se date but around 1-5th march smth main soch liya tha tujhe propose karne ka and i asked my friends how to do it, sab apne apne ways bata rahe the jo ki actually good and jainwin the but out of all them main apne man ka suna and sabse niche way se propose kiya, BY PICKUP LINE WTFFFFF. sounds so lamee ik but it is what it is kavisha. on 11th march around 6 pm i proposed to you, you came after tution and saw my text hehehehe and idk how you felt, you must have felt really good didn't' you? 😾 (also before i say love you in this text mujhe clear karna hai that ki i believe in love you texts it was like it's not just those texts in which i belive carry on ho gya tha anger mein 😭😭😭😭 okay so keeping that aside) so you you said "me too" it was the best thing. i can't describe those butterflies they were undesirable dear. it was the best day like for real. then humlog bahut awkward the bahut zyada hi the and honge ki achhe se jaante nhi the but relationship mein the 😭 main sochta tha main aur( k) argument karenge? ehhhhh kabhi nahi 😭 but i was so wrong ofxo its important to have arguments. humlog like saath mein grow kiye, to being awkward to being okay to being in true love and to being tharki we grew up. i can hear you anytime if i imagine like you are something i carry with myself everytime and everywhere. i didn't imagine a long distance relationship to be this good and idk when this distance will end how we will be, we will love each other like crazy 😭 i really don't know( k) how did you accept me, aisa toh nhi na ki ab karli toh chalo karna padega 😾😾 (ik aisa nhi hai, nahi hai na dear? 🥺) you are the best human being i ever met truly and the fact that we are the same what we were in the starting and what we are now. BUT ON TOP OF ALL THAT, HUM DONO HI KAISE AAYE RELATIONSHIP MEIN MATLAB WO DONO JO AAJ TAK SHIP HI NHI HUYE EKDUM UNEXPECTED THE YE COUPLE LIKE FR MAIN KHUD IMAGINE NHI KIYA THA KABHI BUT KAISEEEEEE, but here we are together 😭😭 i love you so muchh. you are legit perfect for me, you are everything i want, no one else (k) 😾 main chahta hun ki main teri awaaz zindagi bhar tak sunta rha hun aur tera chehra zindagi bhar tak dekhta rahun. kavisha listen to me, i am not going to leave you even if we are at our lowest okayy? 😾
i am always here for you( k), you can tell me whatever you want, you can express your feelings and what and how are you feeling to me, just believe in yourself dear, you got this, we got this 🫂❤️ i love you like a kid, a boy, a man and also like an elder person i love you in everyway possible my love 🫂 oh yes happy 1 year 😭😭 i hope this brings a smile on your face 😾 and i also hope you say me i love you in vc i am dying to hear that 🥺 i love youuuu baby (hahahahahhaha baby bol diya) mwwwaaaahhhh 🫂❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💟♥️❣️❤️🔥 (SAARE HEARTS LELO)
Lowest pe bhi nahi chhorega?. Jab main apne life mein sab se low point pe thi tab chala gaya .
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its now officially been 1 year of our relationship and i can't imagine how fast it was. its like i got in the relationship yesterday only hahaha ik you also feel it like this. you asked for a love letter so here it is hehehehe. i have already told everything about you, let's go back in the time from where it all started, shall we?
mujhe yaad nhi achhe se date but around 1-5th march smth main soch liya tha tujhe propose karne ka and i asked my friends how to do it, sab apne apne ways bata rahe the jo ki actually good and jainwin the but out of all them main apne man ka suna and sabse niche way se propose kiya, BY PICKUP LINE WTFFFFF. sounds so lamee ik but it is what it is kavisha. on 11th march around 6 pm i proposed to you, you came after tution and saw my text hehehehe and idk how you felt, you must have felt really good didn't' you? 😾 (also before i say love you in this text mujhe clear karna hai that ki i believe in love you texts it was like it's not just those texts in which i belive carry on ho gya tha anger mein 😭😭😭😭 okay so keeping that aside) so you you said "me too" it was the best thing. i can't describe those butterflies they were undesirable dear. it was the best day like for real. then humlog bahut awkward the bahut zyada hi the and honge ki achhe se jaante nhi the but relationship mein the 😭 main sochta tha main aur( k) argument karenge? ehhhhh kabhi nahi 😭 but i was so wrong ofxo its important to have arguments. humlog like saath mein grow kiye, to being awkward to being okay to being in true love and to being tharki we grew up. i can hear you anytime if i imagine like you are something i carry with myself everytime and everywhere. i didn't imagine a long distance relationship to be this good and idk when this distance will end how we will be, we will love each other like crazy 😭 i really don't know( k) how did you accept me, aisa toh nhi na ki ab karli toh chalo karna padega 😾😾 (ik aisa nhi hai, nahi hai na dear? 🥺) you are the best human being i ever met truly and the fact that we are the same what we were in the starting and what we are now. BUT ON TOP OF ALL THAT, HUM DONO HI KAISE AAYE RELATIONSHIP MEIN MATLAB WO DONO JO AAJ TAK SHIP HI NHI HUYE EKDUM UNEXPECTED THE YE COUPLE LIKE FR MAIN KHUD IMAGINE NHI KIYA THA KABHI BUT KAISEEEEEE, but here we are together 😭😭 i love you so muchh. you are legit perfect for me, you are everything i want, no one else (k) 😾 main chahta hun ki main teri awaaz zindagi bhar tak sunta rha hun aur tera chehra zindagi bhar tak dekhta rahun. kavisha listen to me, i am not going to leave you even if we are at our lowest okayy? 😾
i am always here for you( k), you can tell me whatever you want, you can express your feelings and what and how are you feeling to me, just believe in yourself dear, you got this, we got this 🫂❤️ i love you like a kid, a boy, a man and also like an elder person i love you in everyway possible my love 🫂 oh yes happy 1 year 😭😭 i hope this brings a smile on your face 😾 and i also hope you say me i love you in vc i am dying to hear that 🥺 i love youuuu baby (hahahahahhaha baby bol diya) mwwwaaaahhhh 🫂❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💟♥️❣️❤️🔥 (SAARE HEARTS LELO)
Lowest pe bhi nahi chhorega?. Jab main apne life mein sab se low point pe thi tab chala gaya .
2024.06.07 19:06 batman_fo_ryou It looks cringe to me
 | Ye sab mere maa baap ki dua hai tak to tgeek tha i MiSs YoU DadDy jAn!🥵 ok theek hai bhai teri gari hai its freedom of speech but sentence to right way me likh le. Whats your thoughts submitted by batman_fo_ryou to chutyapa [link] [comments] |