Mami aur bhabhi ne jabardasti chudwaya

Guys bohot dino phele mujhe mera laptop mere special educator aur vice principal dena pada jabardasti aur abb finally laptop waapis mil to Gaya but un ne mere mom se mere laptop ka password pucha aur unhe login karke sab check Kia saare file (my bad) abb mujhe darr hai ki un koi spyware to nahi daal dia jo mere activity ko track karre 😬😬

Attention: A big rant coming your way so dekh lena padhne hain ki nhi
Hah toh background about me I am class 12 student with commerce and maths student IDK it is the best place to talk about things like mental breakdown all. So let's start mere 11th ke exams 14th of March se khatam huye and uske agle din se maine coaching join kar li with all the peak levels of motivations that I could gain from earlier bahut maja ata tha 1-2 classes hoti thee accounts ki ata tha practice karta tha eak alag hi maja aa rha tha april start hote hi maths and eco ki class shuru ho gyi and even school bhi shuru ho gaye. Thoda sa pressure hua but somehow main kafi ressilient rha roj ache se padhta backlog nhi hone deta lekin fir aya mera official breakdoen ka point accounts me test hua lekin number bilkul chude hue aye jisme main padh kar bhi gya frustration hua but koi nhi lekin sir ko dekh ke aisa laga ki yar BC is admi ne toh mere kuch expectation rakhi thee woh bhi nhi puri kar pya coaching me main starting woh overexcited bacha tha joh sabse pehle answer nikalne ki koshish karta doubts puchta and eak alag sa CHIGMA male attitude aa gya tha shayd thodi ego bhi coaching ki ladkiyon se bhi bat hone woh momint hi alag tha jab unhone pucha Ansh itna kaise padh lete ho tum? main toh eak bar hi pigal gya lekin woh hi chutiya reply maine bhi diya arey kha lekin MKC test me gande numbers ane se pura self-respect ki amma behn eak ho gyi and main eak alag hi rha me nikal gya pichle eak mahine se mere me woh Richyard Fenyman wali vibe ane lagi joh koi bhi physics ka numerical aur ghand phad questions bar me jake lap dance lete hu karta tha yah BJ. Lekin BC woh kismat humari kha meyesain muthi baji ki rha me kuch jyada hi age nikal gya rat ko 12 baje muthi marta tha suabh 5 baje uth ke school jata lekin yar woh post nut clarity wala kuch scene hi nhi hua dimag maa ki eyes chal hi nhi rha ladkiyon ke bat karne me eak jijhak. Hah pta hain ki ap koi ayega niche loduuuuuu hilaya mat kar leikin BC 1 week hote hi tharak roof top phad dete hain hormones peak par aa jate hain. Us time pe mera dimag aise trick karta hain ki lodu sun dekh abhi badhiya lag rha hain hain top of the world coaching me ijjat bani hui hain muth mar aur stress bhula de afsos main apne is dimag ke sharyantra me aa hi jta hua (bhayankar rone wala emoji) . Lekin tum soch rhe hoge ki nhi yar isme toh sab kuch theek hain main bat yeh hain ki maine IPMAT ki class bhi join kar rakhi hain toh time ka pta hi nhi chalta aur coaching me downfall hi chal rha hain whi school me comeback lekin wah ka kya hain andhe ghante exam se cum karne se bhi cumbak ho jta hain don't ask me why. Lekin main problem hain coaching eak toh BC joh maine yeh nyi coaching join kari hain sare hi kuch jyada hi ammeri ke ghode lagete hain. BSDK maths ki class me 150 rupee ki coffee lake questions solve karte hain bolte hain "Bruh you know what coffee is the best invention of this humankind I can't fucking imagine a day without it" tab toh indeed bol deta hun lekin man me main bhi bolta hun in bhak bsdk ke. Main toh galti se eak vada pav hi kha ke aja toh mami ko pura explanation dena padhta hain hain ki kyon main is dhuvidha me fassa and ghar ake kyon nhi kha lekin fir woh hi mummiyon ke dialogue paise kya ped pe ugte hain toh jah mere liye bori bhar kar la kaun samajye. Age badhte hain I wish thoda sa mera balance bane and eak kafi possitivity aye academic comebak hoye and female interactions aur badhe. (Kash woh sote huye yeh sochti ho ki yar main kabhi zinadagi me Ansh ke sath betray nhi karungi eak bar uski bandi ban jau toh and Ansh kitna shi banda hain padhta bhi hain topper bhi hain and nerd bhi nhi aur top notch meme language me bat karta hain) Chalo fir bhai ke prathana karne DM karna ho toh thodi der backchodi karte hain stress relief ke liye

Bachpan se hoshiyar tha....aur schizophrenic bhi tha (last year diagnose hua ye wala) Baap jabardasti NEET ke peeche pada hai Maine 2 saal khoob mehnat Kari but didn't worked out well pata nhi 360 se upar jaate hi nhi the (I had trouble remembering things normally...sab ulta pulta yaad hota tha, questions solve nhi hote the bcz of those imaginary chatters and destructive criticism from those voices) aur baap peechhe pada rha....abhi NEET 2024 diya....BAMS la sakta hu kya karu le loon? Ya admission leke college me hi phir se taiyari karu?(Ye mere baap ka plan hai) Tbh Mai thak chuka hu ye sab nautanki se.....BAMS me kuchh dhang ka scope hai kya? Otherwise majboori hai MBBS karne ki jise Mai ab lagan se to nhi karna chahta.... Please give your honest suggestions (Haan gareeb hoon private nhi afford kar paaunga....online coaching Li thi last year to wo bhi nhi li....partial tests me 540 ke around aate Hain aur full me max 478 gya tha.... Haan badtameez hoon kyuki apne baap ke behaviour se tang aa chuka hu...nhi wo alcoholic nhi hai) Yahan pe repost kar rha hu indianmedschool walo ne ban kar diya Aur haa agar doctors wali koi subreddit ho to bata do waha poonch loonga

This would have happened at the end of the season party.
Harsh - Show koi bhi jeeta but Rushali and I were the lion and lioness of the villa 😎🦁🦁
Arbaz - Bhai tumne to King Kaween bola tha. Sher Sherni to hum they 🤔😎
Harsh - Mai to bas romance karne Gaya tha Splitsvilla. Mujhse panga liya to dikha dunga fir 😡
Rushali - Bhai bas karde overacting. Splitsvilla over ho gaya. Waise bhi maine sabko bata diya hai that we are just friends and bahar se setting karke aaye they 😏
Raja - Harsh bhai ye thoda jyada ho raha hai. Ladki ne dil tod diya tera. Iska Phone utha ke fek 😶
Nayera - Please guys ye se sab faltu ki baate karke party ki vibe ki maa behen mat karo 😑
Siwet - Maa ke bare me bola ? tu ladka hoti to mu tod deta tera 😡
Anicka - Siwet wtf is wrong with you. Mu se hagna band karde. I'm fucking traumatized because of you. 🥲🥲🥲 Poore season ek task dhang se nahi hua tere se
Aniket - Dikki dekh tere wajeh se ye ladai ho gai 🙄
Deekila - Ayyyyyeeee maire ko dhokhaa diya saaaale neee !!! 😡😢😡😢
Aniket - sorry sorry... I wanna get married to you............some day........... eventually.................when I'm ready to settle down. Please calm down 🙏
Unnati - Ye marrige se yaad aaya, Arbaaz bhai bhabhi kaisi hai ? 🤣
Digvijay - Haan aur Tera bf kaisa hai ye bhi bata de sath me ? 😂
Ishita - See I told you I'm better for you than her 🙄
Kashish and Addy see that no one is noticing them and they start making out in front of everyone 😘
Adit/ Khanak - Guys we know you are doing this for attention but there are no cameras here. Please stop this falcon shit in public 🤮
Akriti - Hein. No cameras. To mai yaha kya kar rahi hu 🤔
Akriti - Guys tum sabne bohat pee rakhi hai. To tum sab ek kaam karo. Sab apne wallets and belongings mere is bag me daal do nahi to gum ho jayega. 🤑🤑🤑
Jash - Guys tum sabne bohat pee rakhi hai. To tum sab ek kaam karo. Sab apne wallets and belongings Akriti ke bag me daal do nahi to gum ho jayega. 🤪
Sachin - Akriti ye sab mat kar yaar. I know tera kya plan hai 🤦‍♂️
Akriti - Chotu jyada faltu ki bakwaas mat karna mujhse samjhe. Poore season tumko itne favors kiye hain. Meri wajeh se tum aaj yaha khade ho. Chalo ab favor return karo and niklo yaha se 😏
Akriti - Ayushman tum bade chup khade ho aaj. Kuch bol kuy nahi rahe ?
Ayushman - Bola bhi to editors ne kaat hi dena hai sab and tujhe hi dikhana hai. Kuy karu fir bekaar me mehnat 😐
And that was the last time they saw Akriti and their belongings 💀

Bhalu tujh mein thodi bhi sharam hoti na toh tu Meher wala video delete kar deti, but tu comments delete karne lagi. This clearly shows that u don't have a conscience. Never thought u could stoop so low for money. You are the sole reason that Meher's future could get spoiled. She is a kid now, but will get married in future, you have literally put the tag of an illegitimate child on that poor girl.You urself know that village people care about all these things, just imagine what effect will it have on her. In Islam it's considered a big sin to expose someone's past deeds in front of anyone, aur tune toh puri duniya k saamne dhindora peet diya apne mamu aur mami k bare mein. Ab naya drama start kiya hai iss chant aurat chalu ne apne vlogs mein, khala logo ko script deke rakha hai twins hone ki dua do, taaki iske blind subscribers dekhe, aur isko comments mein yeh hi dua de hamari Dabba rani ko twins ho jaaye. Ab bhabhi ko competition mein harana jo hai. Agar khud k liye acche ki umeed rakhte ho toh dusro k liye accha karna seekho Bhalu appi. Dusro ki life kharab karke kaise khushi milegi tumhe. I have zero sympathy for you now. I just hope Meher leaves for Maudaha soon, and get away from this witch and her greedy family.

I'm 19M staying in Hostel far from my hometown because I got admission in tier 4 city gov college
So the thing is When I visited home, my father caught me watching porn at 3 a.m.( pure din me privacy nai milti and hostel me to pata hi hota h ak room me 3-4 bande vha bi privacy nai milti), video wasn't even started and they came and grabbed me by my neck from behind and literally slammed me down like those WWE fighters do, literally😭), then he grabbed my phone and went into his room and came again then muje bi pakad k le gye apne room me(literally jese koi police bande ko pakad k khich k leke jati h) and they started parents talk at 3 a.m. to 6 a.m. for straight 3 hours at night....
First my mom started shouting k mobile JAPT kar lo iska pele to(literally word that is used with criminal), koi jarurat nai h kal nikalne ki, ticket cancel kar do(me next day college k liye nikal rha tha hostel), then suddenly they both started crying like muje bas apna bachha sahi salamat chaiye aur kuch nai chaiye zindgi me, so I got shocked and asked what happened?
Then they started ranting about how my mama's life is now at worst condition( in short: 15 years ago a girl started talking to him on phone like this for months and months and proposed him just few months ago of his arrange marriage with conditions like me kisi ko nai manaugi, me bhag k shadi nai karungi, Jo karna h tuje karna h and all, so he broke up a marriage which family arranged but that girl back outs after he broke up marriage and then depression and toxicity at peak for 6 years and all shit happened then usk baad kahi aur bi shadi k liye koi ha nai bol rha tha to mama ne maximum kaleshi aurat se shadi kar li kyunki vo Sundar dikhti thi, in all this my nana suffered from all sides like samaj se, apne sasural se and mama bi bohot kalesh karte the har din and all, because of this much depression and stress for 15 years, he got brain tumor and died even without seeing his grandchild jise mami ne Milne hi nai diye akhri dino me),
now they misunderstood at first that I was talking to a girl at 3 a.m. and i do this everyday so mom started shouting mama ne aese hi zindgi kharab kar di mre parents ki, tuje bi yhi karna he kya? and all, so I argued how time is changed now and I know this stuff because aaj kal college me kese kese lafde hote h pata hi he and tried to convince them don't worry that much about me(vahi vale jo aap soch rhe h )...
Then mom said exactly, that's why I don't want you to go to out of town, pata hi tha bachhe hath se nikal jate h teri tarah, and argued we know why you had to go to that shitty tier 4 college and not got admission in top colleges in tier 2 city like us, pele hi larkiyo k chakkar me Top colleges to chali gai, aese hi hostel me rha to zindgiya barbad karega tu, hame apna beta ankho k samne hi chaiye and all...
(Since childhood, i had to listen to mom k tane k how my "bua's" got love married and samaj me nak kata Diya and log kesi kesi bate karte he since I was in primary, even in that put me in all boys school till 10th, so I didn't had any female interaction till 10th and was in deep fear to talk in tution also then I started junior college and I didn't hard worked that much since I was busy and stuck in figuring out what is a girl and how to talk to girls and tried to get into situationship and all shit as late teenager), so I argued you were the person who was treating me like criminal, really i was even scared to save her phone number and literally memorized those and was clearing history regularly like I was dealing dru*s and i was cleaning it's chat history and all since they check my phone in every couple of days even now when I go home(by shouting parents he tere aesa kya Ganda and ILLEGALLY Kam kar rha h tu k phone Dene se Darna pade han?)
So I finally replied you were the reason I stuck into larkibazi(unhe vahi word use Kara tha isliye exact word), since bachpan se hamesa Ghar me aesa mahol rakha tha k dar lage, isliye Mera time waste hua important, so they again started shouting we were the one who were asking you and teasing you many times like larkiyo k sath ghumne gya tha kya?(Pure 2 saal me sirf 1 baar bahar cafe/restaurant me larkiyo k sath Jane ki himmat Hui thi inke dar se),Ya Aaj kal bohot bahar ja rha h kisi k sath han? (This were the efforts in just last sem because baju vale liberal Sharma ji apne larke k sath bohot Frank the aur ham ma-bap-beta nahi the)...
So I finally tried to end the argument by saying please don't worry much about me, me kisi bi hisab se nahi bigda hu while I was crying (people still taunts me at college for being too much sida aadmi, aaj bi kabi normally 7 baje bad hostel k bahar per nai rakhta me), but they still taunted me like so jao bachha to hath se nikal gya lagta he while they were crying..
And again at next evening my mom started scolding and shouting at me like how it's too low level to watch porn and that's why they get boys married at 21 In mom's hometown ( my fathers side family is less conservative and chill but my mom's side families are too much conservative and toxic, specially in their hometown ), and final argument they done was agar hame laga k tu aese hi hath se nikal rha he aesi hi gandi aadate rhi to me Teri 2-3 saal me shadi Kara dungi
Later on father tried to console me and chill the things like don't worry that much i ain't gonna let her do that, and I will send you those links if you really want to watch(he was joking)...
But the problem is mummy don't listen to papa many times and sometimes too much possessive about me that it becomes painful, please help...
Tldr: zindgi k maze chhor k sabse sidha larka bana Raha to bi mar pad rhi h parents se tu bigad gya karke😭

I'm 19M staying in Hostel far from my hometown because I got admission in tier 4 city gov college
So the thing is When I visited home, my father caught me watching porn at 3 a.m.( pure din me privacy nai milti and hostel me to pata hi hota h ak room me 3-4 bande vha bi privacy nai milti), video wasn't even started and they came and grabbed me by my neck from behind and literally slammed me down like those WWE fighters do, literally😭), then he grabbed my phone and went into his room and came again then muje bi pakad k le gye apne room me(literally jese koi police bande ko pakad k khich k leke jati h) and they started parents talk at 3 a.m. to 6 a.m. for straight 3 hours at night....
First my mom started shouting k mobile JAPT kar lo iska pele to(literally word that is used with criminal), koi jarurat nai h kal nikalne ki, ticket cancel kar do(me next day college k liye nikal rha tha hostel), then suddenly they both started crying like muje bas apna bachha sahi salamat chaiye aur kuch nai chaiye zindgi me, so I got shocked and asked what happened?
Then they started ranting about how my mama's life is now at worst condition( in short: 15 years ago a girl started talking to him on phone like this for months and months and proposed him just few months ago of his arrange marriage with conditions like me kisi ko nai manaugi, me bhag k shadi nai karungi, Jo karna h tuje karna h and all, so he broke up a marriage which family arranged but that girl back outs after he broke up marriage and then depression and toxicity at peak for 6 years and all shit happened then usk baad kahi aur bi shadi k liye koi ha nai bol rha tha to mama ne maximum kaleshi aurat se shadi kar li kyunki vo Sundar dikhti thi, in all this my nana suffered from all sides like samaj se, apne sasural se and mama bi bohot kalesh karte the har din and all, because of this much depression and stress for 15 years, he got brain tumor and died even without seeing his grandchild jise mami ne Milne hi nai diye akhri dino me),
now they misunderstood at first that I was talking to a girl at 3 a.m. and i do this everyday so mom started shouting mama ne aese hi zindgi kharab kar di mre parents ki, tuje bi yhi karna he kya? and all, so I argued how time is changed now and I know this stuff because aaj kal college me kese kese lafde hote h pata hi he and tried to convince them don't worry that much about me(vahi vale jo aap soch rhe h )...
Then mom said exactly, that's why I don't want you to go to out of town, pata hi tha bachhe hath se nikal jate h teri tarah, and argued we know why you had to go to that shitty tier 4 college and not got admission in top colleges in tier 2 city like us, pele hi larkiyo k chakkar me Top colleges to chali gai, aese hi hostel me rha to zindgiya barbad karega tu, hame apna beta ankho k samne hi chaiye and all...
(Since childhood, i had to listen to mom k tane k how my "bua's" got love married and samaj me nak kata Diya and log kesi kesi bate karte he since I was in primary, even in that put me in all boys school till 10th, so I didn't had any female interaction till 10th and was in deep fear to talk in tution also then I started junior college and I didn't hard worked that much since I was busy and stuck in figuring out what is a girl and how to talk to girls and tried to get into situationship and all shit as late teenager), so I argued you were the person who was treating me like criminal, really i was even scared to save her phone number and literally memorized those and was clearing history regularly like I was dealing drugs and i was cleaning it's chat history and all since they check my phone in every couple of days even now when I go home(by shouting parents he tere aesa kya Ganda and ILLEGALLY Kam kar rha h tu k phone Dene se Darna pade han?)
So I finally replied you were the reason I stuck into larkibazi(unhe vahi word use Kara tha isliye exact word), since bachpan se hamesa Ghar me aesa mahol rakha tha k dar lage, isliye Mera time waste hua important, so they again started shouting we were the one who were asking you and teasing you many times like larkiyo k sath ghumne gya tha kya?(Pure 2 saal me sirf 1 baar bahar cafe/restaurant me larkiyo k sath Jane ki himmat Hui thi inke dar se),Ya Aaj kal bohot bahar ja rha h kisi k sath han? (This were the efforts in just last sem because baju vale liberal Sharma ji apne larke k sath bohot Frank the aur ham ma-bap-beta nahi the)...
So I finally tried to end the argument by saying please don't worry much about me, me kisi bi hisab se nahi bigda hu while I was crying (people still taunts me at college for being too much sida aadmi, aaj bi kabi normally 7 baje bad hostel k bahar per nai rakhta me), but they still taunted me like so jao bachha to hath se nikal gya lagta he while they were crying..
And again at next evening my mom started scolding and shouting at me like how it's CHHAPRI and Tapori to watch porn and that's why they get boys married at 21 In mom's hometown ( my fathers side family is less conservative and chill but my mom's side families are too much conservative and toxic, specially in their hometown ), and final argument they done was agar hame laga k tu aese hi hath se nikal rha he aesi hi gandi aadate rhi to me Teri 2-3 saal me shadi Kara dungi
Later on father tried to console me and chill the things like don't worry that much i ain't gonna let her do that, and I will send you those links if you really want to watch(he was joking)...
But the problem is mummy don't listen to papa many times and sometimes too much possessive about me that it becomes painful, please help...
Tldr: zindgi k maze chhor k sabse sidha larka bana Raha to bi mar pad rhi h parents se tu bigad gya karke😭

Bhencod 10th khatam ho gayi ab kuch idea nahi hai ki kya karun. mami papa ko bola tha ki dummy mein admission kara do par nahi karaya abhi bas schhol ja rahan hun upar se isc mein hun. mere school ke kafi bacho ne chod diya school. parents keh reh ki foregin bhenjemge par idk how 10th mein bhi backchodi hui mere satth muhe apne aap padna tha toh kha tha ki tution nahi jaunga aur school ki kuch din kichuti demand kar raha tha 1 par week par nahi maane is wajha se mein tang aagya tha kyunki school ya tution mein bas ratne jaate the out of syllabus question pucho to dant dete hain. meien caclulate kiya tha ki 10th ka syllabus 3 moonths mein khatam ho gaye ga par is chakar mein kuch nahi hua upar se 10th ke marks a bekar aayenge meine soch tha ki 3 months ke baad 11th ka syllabus shuru kar doonga par mujhe bhaut gussas aata tha kyunki meine genuinely apne parents ki baat hamesha suni hai aur meine un hain jab meri baat sunne ko kha to unhone nahi mani hamesha se bas padh raha hun meri doston bhi nahi hai rant isliye kar raha hun kyunki dr sid warrier ki video dekh kar aaya hun, 9th tak mere badiya marks aate rahein hain even lockdown mein meine padhi kari pata nahi kyun parentsf fne meri ek bhi baat nahi maine in sabse buri baat ye thi ki gussa daba kar rakha taki arents ko bura na lage toh ab bhaut chutiastic feel ho raha hai

Ye kahani hai mere lockdown k summer holidays ki.... Hum gaav jate the to maasi ki ladki ( my lil sister) wo bhi 2022 k holidays pe aayi hui thi. Aur pehle hi batadu meri behen itni sundar hai jaise swarg se utri hui apsara. Mtlb bhai koi kitna hi khoobsurat ho skta hai uski Sare hadde isne paar ki hai... Badi fursat se banaya bhagwan ji ne isse... Aur mein averege si ladki Sare bhai beheno mein older.... Chahe kuch bhi hojaye iljaam mujh pe aana ( you know). Puberty ne bohot jaldi hit kr k jindagi barbadd kr rkhi hai ha puberty ki koi galti nhi fir bhi ( koi to chahiye jisepe blame kru). Ye sabh to thik hai but baat ye hui. April - may 2022 ka time chal rha tha bas subhe subhe kaam krna chalu harroj ki tarah. But the thing is naani naana thehre 1960-70 wale to tum soch skte ho unki kya soch hogi....ladkiyo ko kaam krna chahiye, ulta jawab nhi dena chahiye ( ye baat sahi hai but galti na ho to khudko defend krna ulta jawab dena to nhi hai, if I am right) ye baat hai mujh mein, mein honest hu bolne k pehle sochti nhi agar kuch kaand hojaye to realise hota hai..... Main story to ye Hum subhe uthe kaam krne lage wo sabh wagere chal rha tha.... Out of nowhere pata nhi kya hua meri behen jor jor se chilla k naani k saath jhagda kr rhi thi... Aur baat bhi kuch kaam k bare mein tha wo galt tarike se kr rhi thi usse wo hi baat nani samjha rhi thi... Uska jawab tha mujhe " pata hai mat sikhao".... Mtlb to wo sundar hai isiliye wo jra sa kuch kaam kr le usse bohot praise kia jata hai sabh ki taraf se..... Usse lgta hai wo hi sabh kaam krti hai vagere vagere. Itna chillam challi chali k samne wale ghar ki dadi chilayi uspe kaha aise kon baat krta hai nani se.... Uss bhi regret hua shayad... But sabh chal to waise hi chal rha tha. Iske wajah se koi mera kaam nhi dekhta tha.... Sabh mujhe neglect kr dete hai... Jitna bhi kuch bhi karu kisi k liye but koi notice nhi karege aur daat bhi pdti hai Tu krti hi kya hai....agar main kuch krti nhi to kisne dhoi bartan, kpde, ghar saaf kisne rakha. Bas iss baat se accha nhi lgta k meri koi value hi nhi ( ha ladko ka hi nhi ladkiyo k saath bhi aisa hota hai) main jitna bhi kr lu baad mein mujhe kehte hai tune kya kia, aur usne jra sa kaam bas akele kr lia uss kaam k liye usse bohot praise kia jata mtlb ok kro but main bhi to hu mujhe nhi lgta koi mera bhi kaam dekhe??mujhe bhi praise kare???. Aur meri ek bhi koi galti ho jae to mujhe itne taane mare jate hai, aise bola jata hai jaise maine kisi ka murder kia hai agar meri galti na ho to main jawab de deti thi aur agar jawab diya mtlb ulta jawab de rhi hai, baat nhi sunti, aur ye baat sabko ghar mein batayenge mama ko mummy ko maasi ko but kisine mujhe nhi pucha kya hu, wohi baat hai apne mummy papa keh rhe hai mtlb sahi ke rhe hai.Usne ek baar nana k liye chai banadi... Sabh ko bata rhe hai usne chai banai-usne chai banai.... Aur mein ye sabh dekh k soch rhi hu k bhai dekhlo sundar hona kitna important hai aur maasi bhi thodi rich hai agar paiso ki jarurat ho to mausi k pass se mil jayenge. Mummy nhi de skti single mother (mummy papa ka jhagda). Sare salary ghar mein khatam ho jati hai... But mummy bhi try krti thi paise bhejne ki. Baat ye hi paisa aur khoobsurti ho to duniya pairo k neeche rehti hai. Duniya k liye tum bhagwan ho. Aur ye hi chij meri behen krti hai galti ho fir bhi.agar galti ho to usse batayenge usse bhi problem hai usse aur kahagi chilaa k mujhe mat sikha, mujhe aata hai. Agar naana nani ne kuch samjhaute ki koshish ki to ulta jawab de k firse wohi chij bolegi mujhe mat sikha. Galti pe daato to ghar sar pe utha leti hai ro ro k.... I mean sabh theek hai... Behen bhi accha meri koi dushmani nhi usse but baat ye hi hai k insaan k bare main socho kon kon kya kar rha hai tumhare liye aur paisa hai to sabh hai vrna bhadd mein jao ( maine aisa dekha hai, but mere liye aisa nhi main inssan ka nature, behavior dekh k hi baat krti hu) . All it is Stories aur bhi hai but itna hi theek hai, agar mujhe lge post krna hai to krungi. Aur ye story maine isiliye post kia q ki family problems k wajah se trauma, depression, anxiety hai hi aur gaav jau to udhr bhi mental health k lag jate hai. Aisa lgta hai khud k pair pe kulhadi maar rhi hu. Aur pure ghar mein meri maami hi hai jinhone mujhe notice kia mere kaam ko dekha agar family function, gathering ho to Sare jimmedaari main khud se le leti aur meri behen tabh kuch nhi krti tabh wo aapne aap ko isolate kr leti hai. Ye sabh meri mami ne kaha mujhe. To bas ye hi hai sunadrta aur paisa ki kahani. But mujhe aacha lgta hai mami ne sabh dekha bai but aat bhi ye hai k mami bas functions k time hi aati hai, aise holidays pe nhi aati aur ye hi mujhe bura lgta hai. Jitne bhi family function hui hai har waqt Sare relatives ne meri tareef ki mujhe praise kiya but yaha ghar pe kisi ko kuch nhi pada mere bare main. Bas aacha nhi lgta sabh ghar k ho k aisa behave krte hai aur yehi batana
Thank you story padhne k liye unknown... ;) . Agar kuch galat lge to sorry :)

Last one is hilarious. (Still laughing at it) 1. Saba apne bhai bhabhi ke wajah se famous hui hai. Jabki the fact is ke wo youtube par bhale ke chipika ke photos ka thumbnail lagakar famous hui par instagram pe bahut pehle se usko collabs milte the aur wahan kafi followers the uske. (Correct me if I am wrong.

1. I used to think ke Madam ko janaab ki family ne regressive banaya. Lakin agar purane photos dekho insta par toh saba aur chipi dono hi western outfits carry Karte the . Ye toh pata nahi Shayad padosi deshon se zyada views aaye chipika ke channel par toh usne paison ke liye unn audience ke hisab se khudko dhaal liya.
   
2. Mujhe lagta tha ke cringika ki vocabulary kafi acchi hai. Par now scrolling through the reddit feeds I came across many videos jisse clear hogaya ke ye sirf confidently english bol deti hai baki nikalta toh uske muh se baingan hi hai.
   

Two examples of her great funny vocabulary.
Papa mai CANNOT place me aayi hoon meri milkshake wali dukan kahan hai... 😀😀😀
Jdj statement: He is the man to give me a life...
Please feel free to add more of her hilarious english statements.

Chalu appi ne sari family aur apne sasural walon kay liye suits liye but bhai, pyaru bhabhi aur ruhaan kay liye kch nahi. Something is not well between these guys.

Today was holi. There's a lady in my colony who is the mother of my sister's friend . Today as usual I went there to colour them. I coloured every single member of their family. So when I coloured them I find that lady beautiful hence I complimented her(without expectation of getting laid because I don't have a fantasy for bhabhi or aunty s*x like a typical Indian men). She reciprocated it nicely. However my mom came to know about this through her indirect contact and she has been pissed off and has been scolding me. She said that" ki kya mene yhi sanskar die hai tumhe. Tumne humlogo ki naak ktwa di. Auraton ki izzat karni chaiye. Har aurat tumhari ma aur behen ke saaman hai(Jo ki mein believe nhi krta)". Now my question to you guys is that where I was wrong? Is expressing your feeling towards a lady(irrespective of her age is wrong)? Also comments from women are also welcome.
Edit:-Okay toh abhi mummy se baat Hui thi aur unhone bola ki ki Jo tumne Kia galat nhi Kia but Jo un aunty ki family hai they are typical saas Bahu family patriarchal family where women are not given enough freedom. Actually that aunty was a school teacher but unhe job krne nhi dia unke husband ne because he is of conservative mindset and not open minded. Toh unhone bola ki agar kisi lady ko compliment karna bhi hai toh jinka parivar open minded ho unki lady ko compliment kro with respect.

I recently started watching their vlogs and I got really hooked into their content. Dabbas vlogs first.
And then I had the urge to check their oldest vlogs, they seemed genuinely happy and more comfortable with each other. Purane wale vlogs me fakeness ek actual comfort level hai.
Dabba ahiste baat kar rahi hai, Janab looks happier and more confident, wo zyada baat kar raha hai sabse, including his khalas. Abhi ekdum formal ho gaya hai. Madam ki motor hansi bhi thodi Kam hai and bakwas bhi.
Now they all look like they're putting up an act because koi option nahin hai aur. Dabba and bhabhi ke beech strain dikhta hai, Janab also seems to have become more formal. I don't think any of them like funny.
That Riza kid needs help, pura din ghar me rahegi, ulta seedha khaegi toh vitamin D kam hi hoga na.
I felt like Dabba ne shadi galat ki hai. One more connection in Maudaha opened a can of worms and impacted their whole life and business.
I seriously pity them at this point. Dabba started this experimtaly not knowing that it will blow up like this and now can't slow down because har jagah Paisa baandh diya hai Husband arlir nikamma hai. They should have gotten her married to someone in Mumbai who preferably is established in some way already, even as a small time YouTuber.
Madam and Janab too are in too deep, can't stop this bullshit and are forced to appear on camera when they're just getting trolled. Especially pipika - her mental health is scary at thi point.
And oh, I think madam didn't know how Shoaib's extended family would turn out. She was like goan ke log hai, and pata chali amma toh chor hain.

mujhe cuet ka form abhi fill krna hai and I dont have much idea about the course aur kya koi specific subjects lete hai issmei and I dont know what should I choose papa keh to rhe hai ye ye choose kro (course mei) but meko chahiye ki koi mera senior jo same subject le rkha hai ya idea hai kya lena hai vo bata de mere subject
STREAM - Medical (PCB)
had psychology as optional (mujhe psnd nhi vaise 1 paise ka interest nhi ismei papa ne jabardasti dila di so ismei to kuch nhi krna in future)

integrated school hai mera, hafte mein bas 1 din jana hota hai, aur allen(mumbai) mein padhti hu. i wont say mera 11th pura hi wasted hai but jitna aata bhi hai 11th ka usse mujhe kuch khaas faida nai horaha hai. physics mein concepts smjha hai mujhe aata bhi hai thoda bohot, par hard questions nai bante khudse, maths lack of practice k wajah se bigda hua hai, aur coordinate geometry nahi horha hai mujhse ;-; (please suggest something regarding this smjh nai aarha kaha se padhu coordinate geometry, sab aadha aadha padhke rakha hai). chemistry mein toh bhai merko starting mein kuch smjha hi nahi😭because i wasn't able to understand my coaching faculty, lec 1 se unki baatein smjhne ki koshish krrhi thi and us chakkar mein mera pura hi chemistry backlog ban gaya and then i realised aise toh nai hoga toh i started studying chem from yt and now i've covered most of the chapters, but chapter cover krne k chakkar mein again mera practice utne acche se nai hua (physical chem mein). allen ke tests mein i've been scoringgg reallyyy really loww ;-; itne kharab marks hai ki bata bhi nai skti ;-; aur parents wo marks dekhke bolrhe hai ki nahi hoga tujhse and stuff...but i'm still trying to get back on track. papa ne jabardasti last mein pw ka arjuna batch bhi dila diya to cover backlog. s
abhi allen mein approx 1 mahine ki chutti hai so im trying to cover backlogs, chem mein mainly thermodynamics aur ionic equil bacha hai, ioc ke basics acche se krne hai, maths toh pura hi practice krna hai, phyiscs mein bhi questions hi krne hai
so ab mujhe yeh smjh nahi aarha questions konse karu kaha se karu kitne karu because mujhe pure 11th ke hi sare chps ke questions krne honge. bohot hi fucked up sa lagrha hai ab, pata nai kuch ho bhi payega ya nahi....confused hu, koi help kardooo. thank you :)

integrated school hai mera, hafte mein bas 1 din jana hota hai, aur allen(mumbai) mein padhti hu. i wont say mera 11th pura hi wasted hai but jitna aata bhi hai 11th ka usse mujhe kuch khaas faida nai horaha hai. physics mein concepts smjha hai mujhe aata bhi hai thoda bohot, par hard questions nai bante khudse, maths lack of practice k wajah se bigda hua hai, aur coordinate geometry nahi horha hai mujhse ;-; (please suggest something regarding this smjh nai aarha kaha se padhu coordinate geometry, sab aadha aadha padhke rakha hai). chemistry mein toh bhai merko starting mein kuch smjha hi nahi😭because i wasn't able to understand my coaching faculty, lec 1 se unki baatein smjhne ki koshish krrhi thi and us chakkar mein mera pura hi chemistry backlog ban gaya and then i realised aise toh nai hoga toh i started studying chem from yt and now i've covered most of the chapters, but chapter cover krne k chakkar mein again mera practice utne acche se nai hua (physical chem mein). allen ke tests mein i've been scoringgg reallyyy really loww ;-; itne kharab marks hai ki bata bhi nai skti ;-; aur parents wo marks dekhke bolrhe hai ki nahi hoga tujhse and stuff...but i'm still trying to get back on track. papa ne jabardasti last mein pw ka arjuna batch bhi dila diya to cover backlog. s
abhi allen mein approx 1 mahine ki chutti hai so im trying to cover backlogs, chem mein mainly thermodynamics aur ionic equil bacha hai, ioc ke basics acche se krne hai, maths toh pura hi practice krna hai, phyiscs mein bhi questions hi krne hai
so ab mujhe yeh smjh nahi aarha questions konse karu kaha se karu kitne karu because mujhe pure 11th ke hi sare chps ke questions krne honge. bohot hi fucked up sa lagrha hai ab, pata nai kuch ho bhi payega ya nahi....confused hu, koi help kardooo. thank you :)

Chemistry : Thermodynamics, Gaseous State, Redox Reactions, (p-block, s-block, hydrogen)[ik delete ho gye but advance me toh hai hi](right?), Structural Isomerism, Structural Identification, GOC1, GOC2, Hydrocarbons (Baki chapter kar rakhe hai but question practice is 0, theory toh acche se aati hai, revise karna hai bohot time ho gya)
Physics : ghanta kuch nahi kara (nlm, projectile kara hai bas, diff int vector toh obv hai)
Maths : ghanta kuch nahi kara (wavy curve, std fn, aur bas trigo ke formulae yaad hai ncert ke)
I'm in regular school. Ha, nahi mil rahi dummy. Mana kar diya. They said 11th finals me acche marks laoge toh milegi (chud gye, just pass hua hu [result declare nahi hua abhi idk uno reverse na ho jae]).
12th start kardi school ne, har subject me ek ek ch kara kar test bhi le liye, mujhe jabardasti padhkar Dene padhe, schedule aur padhai chud gyi aadhe March ki toh. Kal electrostatics ka paper hai, maa chudae me de hi ni ra.
Parso se holidays hai, 3 April se school khulenge. 17 days (considering only March)
Yeah I don't regularly go, 3 times a week max.
I know the prerequisites for 12th but my question is, Organic poori khatam karu in holidays me? Advanced tak? Lectures BOHOT saare hai. Instead vo time me Physics aur Maths me dedeta hu. I've decided to cover them through the latest MANZIL Series.
Since saara time aese organic le jaega so instead I'm thinking to invest in other two subject and revise the rest chemistry I've done.
What would be your recommendations/suggestions?

Mitro unexpected tha.... surprise Diya usne 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. Internal chal rhe hai, dost se contact kr ke aagya college k pass samne aagya Bhai pehle to ignore Kia Maine kya pata kon hai firse mud k dekha to mujhe dekh k hass raha tha bhaiiiiii.......😭😭😭😭😭😭. Aisa bhagi mein uske pass hug krliya choda hi nhi bhai.....ek galti hogyi kisi ne record nhi Kia 🥲. Bhai sirf usse aur mujhe pata hai kitni yaad ati thi ro ro k sote the raat ko.....Bhai life mein kitne bhi problems ho patience aur wait Karo bhai ek din worth it hota hai.
Bhai pata nhi kitna time mein usse hug kr k rhi thi bohot royi Bhai...wo bhi roo Diya tha abh wo shant nhi baithega to Dona ka rone ka program chalu ho jata isliye wo ji chup baith gaya 😂. Direct station se aaya tha bags bhi the air bnb book kia tha...pehle to gye waha wo fresh hua....mein bhi gyi thi room 🫣. Baki aap samjhdar ho bhai jyada kuch nhi. Usne aapne haath se khana bhi khilaya mein aapna dhyan nhi rakhti wo bolta tha tujhe aapne hatho se khana khi launga. Abhi bol Raha hai next baar aauga to tere ghar hi AA jaunga tere mummy se baat kr k aapne saath le jaunga..... Jabh usne ye sabh bola mein to shock hogyi thi.... mujhe believe nhi ho rha tha aisa krne wala hai ye....ye din meri jindagi ka sabse special din hai....aur gajab ki baat to hum dono ki birthday ek hi din aati hai....bohot sare chije same hai bas gender alag hai dosto 😅. Is hi wajah se bohot jaldi connect hogye....
Fir hum 12 vje talak nikal gye bahar ghumne Khana to kha liya tha isliye dadar chowpatty chale gye beach PE waha pe bhi acchi hawa chal rhi thi sabh beach PE khel rhe the....acche vibes the .... college k pass hu beach hai waha pe ek gola Wale uncle hai mere pehchan k unse bhi bf ka intro karvaya.... paise nhi liya unhone harroj jati thi unke dukkan pe pr degungi kal 😁.
Fir beach ghumte ghumte 2 BJ gye abhi bhuk lag gyi.... dadar station chale gye, waha pe thodi obviously shopping kr Li usne karvai usko pata hai mere pass jyada kuch nhi hai....muje bhi uske paise waste krna nhi pasand usne jabardasti dilwa Diya 3 4 jhumke bhi leliye ☺️. Dadar station k pass famous hotel hai visawa waha pe khana kha k hum nikal gye bandra....itne sabh mein 3 BJ gye. Bandra mein mount merry ghum k aagye waha pe bhi beach k pass baithe k time spend Kia...sunset enjoy kia....6 bje gye...Ghar nikal ne ka waqt hogya tha Bhai jaise ye chij yaad aagyi rone lagyi mein bhayankar....wo tension mein kaise chup karvaunga 😂. 7 bje talak usko uske room k pass drop kr diya aur mein bhi ghar aagyi 8 bje talak... Abh soch rhe hoge tum log kiss wiss kuch nhi hua kya nhi bhai....baato mein itne busy the pata hi nhi chala Ghar se call alag aa rhe the kal firse milungi tabhi kr lungi kiss 🫣....
Thank you so so so so so much dosto sabhne bohot help ki thank you sooooooo much ye chij aapne jindagi mein nhi bhulungi mein
Arey haa...usse mara bhi tha Maine itna time lagaya milne k liye...chup chap maar bhi kha liya cutie hai mera 😘. Aur mujhe usse gift Dena possible nhi hua usne dediya accha nhi lag raha kal de dungi ☺️. Usne choclates laye the mere fav aur flowers ek rose alag se baalo mein laga ne k liye 🫶. Bas kisi ki Nazar na Lage meri cutie ko ♥️. Bohot precious hai, chupa k rakha hai Dil mein...yaa to shadi yaa life ki barbadi
Thank you so much everyone, unknown hoke bhi help krdi dosto love you all 🫶
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