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2011.09.25 18:58 Vassosman A Division of Taco Corp.

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2024.05.21 22:20 aita_shlongushubby Am I (28M) wrong in this situation with my wife (30F)? She bends over backwards for her sister (26F) and went behind my back to help her illegally immigrate to the US.

I’m gonna lay out the whole context here, and it’s 2 years long so bear with me. A TL;DR isn’t really possible as there’s so much important context to whether or not IATA.
We’ve been married almost 10 years and she’s from overseas. She came here through our marriage. We were happy and doing extremely well for ourselves.
The problem started to 2 years ago. My friends wedding. Afterward we went out and then went to another friends house to continue partying. At the party one of the wedding guests started having a pity party about how he’s depressed because all these happy couples are around and he’s single.
For context. This guy is weird. He’s disrespectful to women, capitalizes on captive audiences (waitresses most often), and is overall a loser. He’s got a good job but that’s about it.
My wife, listens to his sob story and says “I have a sister!” and immediately starts FaceTiming her sister. This is something I’ve said isn’t okay. We’re not tinder, and we’re not matchmakers.
Beyond that her sister has a history of treating her poorly. She constantly told my wife she’s stupid growing up, well into adulthood. She blocked my wife for a whole year because my wife called her and told her not to go on boats with men she doesn’t know. Told my wife to live like she doesn’t have a sister. For a whole year I consoled my wife a couple times a week.
Anyways we were both drunk and with people so I’m not gonna start a fight right there. I figure I’ll talk to her about it maturely later. So I do. In the meantime, I switch to speaking Arabic with her sister and tell her this isn’t okay and isn’t what she wants.
Her and my wife to this day claim I was happy and supportive. They claim I was too drunk to remember. But there’s a few things wrong with this. I drove home, I take drinking and driving VERY seriously and would never, ever do it. In fact, if I know I’ve drank too much, I’ll hand my keys to a friend before the liquor starts hitting, just to avoid any possibility of making that bad decision.
Secondly, I switched to Arabic. I’m white. Arabic is a language I learned. When I speak it, I speak it very, very deliberately and remember the conversations perfectly. I know exactly what I said.
Anyways, when I talk to my wife later, I’m told how it’s wrong to prevent her from helping her sister and how her sister really likes this guy. A guy she talked to for 5 minutes. I told her it’s wrong to think of it as “helping” her sister in the first place and that her sister is a grown woman who can find her own partner.
So my wife says “okay I’ll tell my sister to stop talking to him”. That was the end of it. Or so I thought.
A few weeks later I’m at a different event and this guy let it slip they’re still talking. Immediately I’m upset and text my wife about how she lied to me.
She said her sister was really falling in love with this guy and separating them would be wrong. She said she did tell her sis to block him but when her sis went into a depression she told her she can unblock him and talk to him, behind my back.
Upset I told her we need to talk about going behind my back and how disrespectful of my boundaries this whole ordeal was. She said “it’s okay I’ll tell her to block him again”.
Over. Or so I thought for the next few months. A few months later I again am at an event with this guy and this time he’s smart enough to lie about them talking. But I’m a salesman and a bullshitter. You can’t bullshit me unless I trust you. I knew immediately he was lying but I let it go. I did ask my wife and she said no they’re not talking. So I believed her.
Well, a year and a half goes by. In that time her sister and her fought about how her sister could come to the US. We said we’d help her but it’s a lengthy process. At the time I had little animosity toward her sister and would’ve loved to see her come here and be near my wife again. She wasn’t happy with that and said it takes too long. This is her sister’s mindset.
Anyway. Her sister gets a B1 visa in the meantime, temporary business visitor and wants to come visit my wife. Lies through her teeth about her intentions to the immigration officer, telling them she wants to stay 90 days. They approve her for 60.
So we file for an extension ASAP so she can visit for 3 months. Staying with us the whole time. I wanted her to have fun on her visit so I arrange for my friends and I to go out. This guy shows up. She talked to him and told him our plans.
Immediately they disappear into the casino and come back holding hands and all kinds of PDA. I’m fuming because I know she’s a conniving word I won’t say here. I don’t say anything though and we go through the night and I let it go so I can have fun.
The next day he’s picking her up from my house and they’re out for the whole day. The next time my wife is off work, same story. Well, I thought you were here to visit her? And that’s where I put my foot down.
I got told it was wrong to try and control her, wrong to try and separate them, etc. etc. etc. Finally she blocks his number and he calls from a separate number. I turn off her SIM card because I’m not gonna support her going behind my back in my own home. He calls me and tells me he really loves her and just wishes I’d accept it.
I tell him very plainly I will never, ever accept it because it all stemmed from him, her, and my wife going behind my back. Primarily my wife, as she’s the only one of the three I should be able to trust is telling me the truth.
At this point, I feel as if my wife had an emotional affair, although it’s with her own family. She repeatedly chose to go behind my back, against a boundary I had told her repeatedly before this situation at my friend’s wedding after party ever transpired. If that’s not an emotional affair, I don’t know what is.
So I tell him bluntly to not call me anymore and I’m not going to change my stance, and his feelings don’t mean shit to me. He started to give me a sob story about how we’re friends and he I should be happy for him and I cut him off and told him to save his breath.
My wife is upset at me for how I talked to him. Another emotional affair. Trying to protect the feelings of this dude.
The next day, while my wife is at work I’m eating lunch at our dinner table and studying schoolwork her sister comes to the table and starts talking to me about this guy asking if I talked to him and I tell her plainly I did and what I told him.
She goes into a story about how she really loves him, she’s an adult woman and I shouldn’t be intervening etc. I told her I agree I shouldn’t ever have been involved and neither should my wife. I told her to save her breath with any talk of her feelings because I don’t care. She started crying telling me I’m cruel etc.
I told her at this point I’m done being nice. I’ve been lied to for 2 years and it’s over. I’m done being my laid back self and I’ve been pushed repeatedly and I’m standing up for my marriage and my boundaries.
I did turn her SIM card back on so she could call my wife and I, her hosts.
The next morning I wake up to my wife in tears calling me to her sisters room. Her sister is bawling her eyes out and packing her bags to go home. I talk her sister into coming for a car ride with my wife and I to talk things out.
Immediately in the car my wife starts berating her sister about how she’s selling her for a man and a whole host of other things. I calm my wife down and tell her that’s not okay to say to her sister. Because against what they thought I don’t want and would’ve never wanted this to cause a separation between them. I know how much my wife values family.
In the car her sister tells me she really loves this guy and that she can see them being a family one day etc. etc. etc. I tell her plainly don’t ever bring him around my house, if they do marry and have kids, don’t ever bring them around my house, and don’t consider me her brother in law because I will never do anything for her again after she goes home.
My wife is shocked, she’s shocked and they both wonder how I could be so cruel. I said I’m over it. I’m over hearing about this guy, I’m over being used, and I will never again trust her. She said she understands and resumes talking to this guy.
A few days later we’re in the car going to a family event with my family and I get asked if he can come. I said no, very politely. I said no, he’s not part of my family. I was told how terrible I am, and my wife and her sister both jump out of my car in a bad part of Chicago, an area neither of them know.
My wife calls my family and tells them I kicked them out of the car. So my family starts blowing up my phone screaming at me. Once I explained the situation my family said they’ll come pick them up but I hung around and kept driving by to make sure they were okay. Eventually my wife calls me and says they’ll get in.
So I pull over and they open the doors and my wife goes “I’m scared I don’t feel comfortable getting in the car with you”. So I drive away pissed off. This is a 85,000 car in a bad part of the city where carjackings happen every other day.
I go park somewhere but keep an eye on them to make sure they stay safe. A homeless guy passed them and my wife calls me to come get her. So I do and we go home.
Again her sister packs her shit and cries that she’s going home. I tell her to relax, sleep on it and we’ll talk in the morning. She does eventually and in the morning she decides she’ll stay.
A week goes by and I hear nothing about this guy from her. My friends and I all joked about him and made light fun of him. He caught wind of it and cried to my wife’s sister who told my wife, who came to me and aggressively told me to stop and leave them both alone. I got pissed off because this was a private convo between me and my friends and if he heard it and got his feelings hurt it’s on him.
This spiraled into a huge argument with me, my wife, and her sister. In the argument I asked her sister plainly if she planned to leave at the 90 day mark. She said no.
So I kicked her out of our house. Her and my wife went for a walk and I yelled out the front door to get her shit to the curb before the walk before I do, because if she doesn’t do it herself it’ll be thrown on the wet ground. They both thought I was joking before then I assume. Her sister comes in and packs her stuff and gets out. I said if you plan on staying here illegally it won’t be in my house. If the choose is between here or the streets, it’ll be the streets.
She went to stay with the boyfriend and his parents. His parents must not have liked her too much because within a couple weeks they made them both move out.
This was in January of this year.
Since then, I’ve been repeatedly goaded into accepting this. My wife has tried to get me to visit her sister, etc.
It came to a head recently at a wedding we went to for another friend. Her sister and this guy were there. I didn’t say a word to either one the entire night and all was fine.
Except my wife spent the whole night at their table because he wouldn’t dance or do anything to have fun. She can’t handle the idea that her sister might find something she doesn’t like about this guy. She has to be there just in case the relationship goes on life support.
This pisses me off, obviously. She’s more invested in their relationship than she’s been in ours for the past 2 years. Grown adults.
Well, today she was going to her sisters house. She had 2 bags. An ulta bag and a discovery bag. I asked what that is, and she said it’s for her sister. She pulled out taco shells and said it’s just small stuff she wants her to try. But I could see through the bag and saw beauty products. I’m not an idiot.
I looked in when she went to the bathroom and saw a fucking armoire full of shit. I looked at the receipt. $300. I was fucking livid.
I continued getting ready for work and said “her husband can’t buy her that?”. It’s confrontational, yes. But I said it politely, and was open to talking about it.
I get met with immediately hostility. I never raised my voice but I made it very clear I wasn’t being nice about this or anything anymore.
I told her “maybe she could pay you back and find you a new husband”. I’m going to give her a choice. Me or her sister now. Because this has gotten fucking ridiculous.
We pay for her to come here. She hired an immigration lawyer apparently, but doesn’t have money to pay me back for the flight or even pay for the Ubers they take or anything. My wife is trying to make up for this losers shortcomings. He’s too much of an idiot to see that her sister is using him.
By the way, this isn’t her first fiance. It’s not even her first western fiance. She’s been engaged to at least 3 different guys. One from France, another from Belgium, and a third from Canada before this guy. She was looking to immigrate. He’s a fucking idiot though so, oh well.
My wife’s sister is very materialistic. My wife is fortunately down to earth but is so far up her sisters ass because she thinks if she doesn’t do everything her sister wants that her sister will cut her from her life again. Which is exactly what would happen.
I told her that’s on her sister. I’m not asking her to never talk to her sister. I’m asking her to stop treating her sister like she’s a child and putting their relationship before ours. Stop bending over backwards for a grown woman who will throw you away the moment you’re inconvenient.
But it’ll never happen it seems and it’s the reason I’m strongly considering divorcing her. I’m over this fucking shit. Oh, and by the way, my wife claims that she’s scared of me etc. now when she tells the story to other people.
I have never and would never hit my wife. I’ve never given her any reason to be afraid of me. So to put that out there on me is absolutely fucking bullshit and I’ve lost all trust in her.
AITAH?
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2024.05.21 22:19 Fermule Character Chat: Tarvek

Hey and hi! I previously posted these Character Chats in order to fill the void when the comic was on involuntary hiatus, and I'm pleased to hear that it was received positively and people were asking for more. I couldn't really commit to it once the hiatus was over, since I've got a job and all. But good news, my whole team got laid off! I've got a lot more time on my hands now, so I think I'll keep this series going for a few weeks on Tuesdays and Thursdays or so. If anyone complains about me surfing reddit at work during my notice period... well, what are they gonna do, fire me?
Today my giant novely ouija board has selected Prince Aaronev Tarvek Sturmvoraus. Our first Spark, and first main character, but somehow our third Valois out of five picks.
Tarvek is a member of the large and complicated Valois family tree, descended from our pal Andronicus Valois, the Storm King. He is the son of Prince Aaronev Sturmvoraus VI of Sturmhalten and an unknown mother, and the older brother of Anevka Sturmvoraus. He and Anevka share the same grandmother with the von Bliztengaard siblings and Violetta, making them all cousins. The Selnikovs may also be close family members, as their main residence is in Sturmhalten. Tarvek also calls Zulenna a cousin at one point.
The Storm King conspiracy among the Fifty Families was said to be fizzling out in the time before the comic, but the Mongfish family (i.e. Lucrezia) got involved and whipped them all into shape. Besides making most of the Knights of Jove Lucrezia loyalists, part of this involvment was ensuring there was a suitable male heir to the Storm King using Spark sceince, which ended up producing, at minimum, Tarvek and Martellus von Blitzengaard. The degree to which Tarvek's mother was involved and consenting is unknown. While we don't know how much was done, Tarvek is a powerful Spark, physically fit, and quite intelligent, so mission accomplished I suppose (though Tarvek does wear these tiny pince-nez around, so he may have poor vision - nice going, Lucrezia).
We don't have a family tree or anything, so we need to take the story's word that Tarvek's claim for being a direct heir of Andronicus is one of the most direct, if not the strongest overall. Two of the strongest claimants, Tarvek and Martellus, share a grandmother, so presumably their legitimacy is either through her or her late husband. Grandmama is once referred to with the title "Dowager Princess of Sturmhalten", it's possible Aaronev inherited his title as Prince of Sturmhalten by being her son. On the other hand, Tarvek also says that his descent comes down through his mother, so maybe she's Grandmama's child instead? Or it's wrong to trace back things to this set of grandparents after all? The family tree is thrown for another loop when Orotine declares Martellus a third-place heir rather than the commonly assumed second-place, so now who's in second place and how's that guy related to Tarvek's family tree, and... it's at this point I throw up my hands in exasperation.
Tarvek spent some of his early childhood as a political hostage on Castle Wulfenbach, being raised with other hostages by von Pinn. Tarvek recalls this time fondly, and in particular became good friends with Gil, whose identity was still hidden. When the two of them were hunting for secrets, hoping to discover Gil's lineage, they discover a red-herring left by the Baron. While Tarvek didn't buy it and tried to dig further, he got caught. Along with some snitching from Gil, this got him expelled from the Castle. Of course, everyone was spying abord the Castle, and Tarvek was just the only one kicked out. My assumption is that the Baron wasn't worried about Gil's identity being exposed, but didn't approve of Gil getting close with Tarvek for one reason or another and arranged to destroy the friendship.
He spent his remaining childhood in Sturmhalten, where he was wrapped up in family scheming, including Aaronev's schemes with the Other. Besides Aaronev, he also spent time with Anevka and Violetta during this period, and received some Smoke Knight training. He later goes to Paris for his higher education, where he was a good student and made friendships with influential young people like Colette and Neena. He was also involuntarily dragged into Gil's college adventures, where he became, uh, "acquainted" with disreputable characters like Bangladesh Dupree and Zola. He's called back to Sturmhalten after completing his education.
As a young adult, Tarvek's goals are initially to learn all he can from the Other conspiracy in Sturmhalten, destroy them afterwards, use this knowledge to overthrow the Baron, become Storm King, get the Fifty Families under control, and bring peace and prosperity to his new empire. However, Aaronev is in charge in Sturmhalten, and has different ideas. Tarvek detests his father and the Other conspiracy he's involved with, but cooperates with them to stay in their good graces and learn all he can. Tarvek attempts to act as a moderating influence on Aaronev, but Aaronev is too far gone to pull back. Aaronev ends up capturing nearly all the young female Sparks in Europa beneath the Baron's nose, and destroys them utterly trying to implant copies of Lucrezia into their minds, while Tarvek doesn't do much more than watch.
Aaronev eventually subjects his daughter Anevka to the treatment, nearly killing her. The Circus of Adventure happens to be in town, and as an expert on the Muses, Tarvek recognizes Tinka as a van Rijn original when she performs. Tarvek has his men abduct Tinka, and uses her as the basis for building a masterpiece clank which would connect to Anevka's mind and allow her to move and speak while her body was comatose. For what it's worth, he does try to pay the Circus after the fact, but they naturally ran like hell out of town. Tinka is eventually damaged beyond his ability to repair by Aaronev.
After this, he also conspires (or pretends to conspire) with Anevka to use her clank body's voice box to imitate Lucrezia's ability to command revenants, and use that ability to overthrow Aaronev and the Baron. When the Circus comes back to town with Agatha in tow, she's found out as Lucrezia's daughter at a show, with more beans being spilled later when Agatha's drugged with a truth serum. Aaronev tries to throw her in the Lucrezia-machine, but Anevka launches her coup right then, and finalizes her voice box by studying Agatha's own voice. Tarvek, having fallen for Agatha basically immediately, attempts to smuggle Agatha out of town under Anevka's nose, but the Geisters eventually get Lucrezia in her head anyway.
Tarvek, at this point, wants to integrate Agatha into his plan to use Other technology to usurp the Baron, which means keeping her safely at his side. This means both cooperating with Lucrezia to learn from her to begin with and protect Agatha's body, and also sabotaging Agatha's efforts at surrendering herself to the Baron for the greater good. One his deals with Lucrezia is making a clank head imprinted with a Lucrezia copy, designed to fit onto Avenka's clank body. Tarvek lures in Anevka for Lucrezia, and after some back-and-forth betrayals, eventually deactivates Anevka's head and puts her in storage, essentially killing her for the time being. Juggling Agatha, Lucrezia, and now a second Lucrezia proves too much for Tarvek once the Baron's troops arrive in Sturmhalten, and he ends up slashed in the gut, shot, and abandoned in the ensuing chaos.
Tarvek ends up in the Great Hospital in Mechanicsburg, as one of many of the injured from Sturmhalten. Violetta, who had been assigned to Mechanicsburg by Tarvek to keep her out of the proverbial firing line, manages to get him out of custody in the hospital... but inside of Castle Heterodyne instead, which is something of a lateral move. After connecting up with Agatha, Taevek comes down with Hogfarb's Respelendent Immolation, either due to traipsing about Castle Heterodyne of all places while wounded, or, Tarvek speculates, as a poisoning attempt from his own extended family. Gil is recruited to help with curing him, and after extensive bickering, infections, distractions, complications, and one apotheosis, he's back in good health. Tarvek attempts to help fix the Castle, and aid Agatha however he can, including fighting with Lucrezia and Vole, and attempting to strangle Zola. His bickering with Gil during this time mostly puts him on the defensive and has Tarvek trying to justify his actions, but he eventually does has a quiet epiphany.
He eventually gets grabbed by Other in a case of mistaken identity, and his quick analytical skills wind up placing him in charge of the Wulfenbach fleet's grand strategy temporarily - it's at gunpoint, but Boris assesses that he's really doing what's in the best interest of the Empire. He has to scurry off when Klaus comes onto the scene, placing him in a perfect position to recruit the Empire's Vespiary Squad and their weasels when Klaus turns on them. Notably, he risks life and limb rescuing a squad member, who he needs of course, but also Jorgi, who mostly annoys him. He sends the Vespiary Squad to hiding places abroad. As the battle for Mechanicsburg wraps up, Tarvek ends up stabbed with a poisoned dagger by Martellus just before the time-stop.
Post time-skip, Gil dedicates extensive resources towards getting Tarvek out of the time stop. Tarvek isn't able to do much before being kidnapped by the Immortal Library, and then kidnapped by Mister Obsidian on behalf of Grandmama. He does manage to breathe a bit in Paris, before being kidnapped by Mister Obsidian again on behalf of Seffie, to be sent to England. But en route aboard a pirate vessel, he's (shockingly) interrupted by a kidnapping attempt, this time for Grandmama again. Martellus sent assassins after Tarvek to interrupt the interruption, leading to bloody battle between Seffie's pirates, Grandmama's Smoke Knights, Martellus' Knights of the Hunt, and poor Tarvek. After being rescued by Gil, Tarvek flips the script, and he and Bang kidnap Gil instead, changing course to England.
In England, he can finally, you know, not get kidnapped for a bit. He decides to join Agatha in the Royal Society, and despite nearly getting strangled by Higgs, manages to reach Agatha and help work on curing her of Lucrezia, and curing Gil of Klaus. After interminable delays like a undersea cult, briefly seeing beyond time, punching Tweedle, and a revenant attack, they eventually pull it all off.
Later, in the war against the Polar Lords, Tarvek is essentially given the role of Gil's official treacherous vizier. On paper, helping the Empire helps keep him safe to further his own ambitions, but in practice, Tarvek seems more focused on doing good by his friends than anything to do with becoming Storm King.
Whew! And that's the short synopsis!
As a Spark, Tarvek's specialty is masterwork clanks in the van Rijn mold. His Anevka clank maintains full sentience even after any organic parts it was attached to died off, and continues to be used by Lucrezia to devastating effect. He also has a knack for rapid analysis, such as being able to understand the Wulfenbach fleet's strategy with just a glance. It's possible his political aptitude, scheming skills and ability to anticipate people's actions are a byproduct of his spark, but it may also just be the natural result of his upbringing. He is unusually composed for a Spark, and is very rarely seen in the Madness Place, and never for very long.
Beyond the Spark and his cunning, Tarvek also received some Smoke Knight training, making him skilled in martial arts and sleight of hand. That said, he'd prefer not to get in fights, and his first resort use his Spark or guile to get out safely (his second resort is just shooting them, with a gun). He also has a passion for fashion design, particularly lady's fashion.
Besides his conquer-Europa ambitions, Tarvek seems primarily driven to help and protect the people he loves, but his preferred tactics for doing so are often underhanded, or screw over people that he doesn't particularly love. Tarvek is the kind of guy who has to come to the conclusion that mind-control slavery is bad in general, rather than bad for people I know. He does come to that conclusion on his own, so kudos for that, but for a lot of people it's not even something you have to think about. Tarvek is also quick to use "they'd kill me if I tried, I had no choice" as a defense, but never quite understands that there was always a choice available he didn't consider - die trying. That all said, Tarvek is in generally improving his character over time, and wants to do the right thing, both in the "greater good" sense and doing right by other people individually, and finds himself frustrated at himself that he's often failed. I don't want to discuss Tarvek's ethics too much further here, since there's a great deal to talk about and this is supposed to be a discussion thread! Why do I have to do all the work?
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2024.05.21 22:19 AvacodoCartwheeler A roadmap for getting laid while co-habituating

One thing that stands out to me is that the advice for getting laid while you are either cohabing and/or are going through a divorce is abstinence. It's good advice, to be sure, but in reality works about as well as teaching only abstinence in school - leaves you without the knowledge you need to succeed!
Basically, the steps below are designed to destroy her map of you. She knows what you do, she knows your routine, and women are pretty good at knowing the importance of suddenly different things. You will have to destroy her ability to know what to expect and normalize unpredictability.
  1. Set a pin for your phone!
1A. Start by imagining you have something to hide on your phone. Put it on vibrate, keep it on your person at all times around her, if you set it down, set it down facedown. Don't answer a single text message in front of her, but you can and should use it to check the weather or emails, or surf the web. She probably won't say a single thing, but she is GOING to notice this change and now she's suspicious. Silence her messages - she's used to you responding quickly and she WILL find reasons to contact you just to see if you respond quickly. You will need to slow down communication with her - normalize your replies taking a long time. If she calls don't always pick up. Let it go to VM, or text her that you are busy, or will call back, or whatever. The goal of 1A is to break her expectation of you replying quickly so that it doesn't really stand out when you go on dates later.
1B. Pick a few days each and every week to be out of the house. Don't share what you are doing immediately, make her work for it. She may or may not ask for a while, but she's paying attention. What should you do? Well, I suggest buying some new clothes, try out a few gyms, go for a hike, try out new places to eat by yourself, check out bars and find a few cool ones at different parts of the area you are in, try out a musical instrument lesson, go to car meets, go to biker meets (Harley dealerships have huge bike meets and they cook), play poker, go fishing.... It doesn't matter WHAT you do specifically, just that you ARE actually doing things, and you SHOULD be doing things you would never normally do. Take pictures. You should do this for a minimum of 1 month.
***Why? Well, you don't really know who you are as a single man, and this step is partly to help you figure that out, while shattering her map of 'what you do.' At the same time, you are learning to be less dependent on her for emotional support, simply by slowing down communication with her and creating that distance.
  1. This step depends on her, not you. She is going to question you about all these new things and probably outright accuse you of having another girl. Tell her you don't have one (don't get defensive), and if you can show a picture of what you were doing that triggered her accusations, then do it. Tell her you are doing new things because you are a single man again, and you need to discover who you are without her now. Tell her you have no interest in another relationship - that you have decided to work on yourself and focus on being happy. All of those things are true, and you should save the bulk of what you'll say for when she confronts you. The goal here is to get her to accept the IDEA you might actually be working on yourself and shutting her out - she's not going to buy it, but this casts doubt in her mind you found another woman, and that's good enough to continue to step 3.
  2. CHANGE YOUR PHONES PIN CODE! She probably has it by now. We are about to actually have something to hide.
  3. Sign up for whatever online dating apps, but you need to turn OFF banner alerts! This should be obvious, but don't bring her back to your house, no matter how sure you are your STBXW isn't going to be home or show up. Condoms... this will get you caught. Either buy and dispose of the whole pack (never bring them home) or find a really good spot to hide them in your car that she'll never find.
  4. Great, now you found some girl and she's making you happy, right? Getting laid, she probably makes you feel like a Million $s. Good. You'll want to see her constantly because you just realized how terrible you have actually been treated, don't. Your STBXW will say some hurtful and mean things and you'll want to drop that you are and have been banging someone else... don't. If your STBXW feels like she's getting more suspicious end things with 'new girl,' let the situation cool and find a new, new girl... or don't, and continue to work on yourself.
Why go through all of this? Because even if you stop at step 3 you've helped yourself! Interestingly, like many can attest to, the moment you find another woman she'll be interested in you again. The mere idea that you could do new things and be happy without her will bring her right back - like the happiness sucking harpie she is.
Lastly, I want to say one more time, that I think NOT sleeping around until after your divorce has been signed by a judge is by far the smarter thing to do. What I am describing here is essentially OPSEC for having an affair, but this level of effort is required because while she may be able to get laid without consequence, the system is not 'for you' and she will make sure you get every inch of the justice d*ck without any lube if she finds out you are plowing the younger, hotter, fun version of her.
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2024.05.21 22:19 Porzingod06 Quitting around AIP Season

Hello - does anyone have any experience resigning around the time AIP is paid out? My partner has already accepted a new job that starts 6/10 (so last day at Deloitte is 6/7) but doesn’t want to miss out on their bonus which would be paid 5/31. What are the odds Deloitte actually has the ability to be able to not pay once they found out they’ll be leaving? What is the best date for them to put in their “2 weeks” to ensure they still gets paid the AIP? Or are they just screwed?
I think they should just do Tuesday even though it’s not “2 weeks” but that’s just how the calendar falls with the holiday. They’re concerned with that not being enough time to give notice (I think they’re wrong) and was planning on telling their leaders tomorrow or Thursday.
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2024.05.21 22:19 parsimoniousgamer Comparing Shonen Jumps axe method to other magazines is interesting

So Weekly shonen magazine, the biggest rival to jump, just produced a new “hit”, Mayonaka heart tune, that just got a LCP. Lets look at its stats.
-Mayonaka Heart Tune 3 — 9,443 (12 day sales)
It has gotten an LCP by chapter 30 and is considered a new hit
Lets compare this to a recent similarly performing series in jump
-MamaYuyu 1 10,480 (10 days sales)
It got axed by chapter 30…..
Now obviously they have different standards, and jump cares a lot about toc and survey results, but still this is pretty funny. The same sales performance in jump that would nab you a LCP in WSM, gets you axed in jump.
So most here will be familiar with the minimum requirements for staying in the magazine at present. Its….
Weekly Shonen Jump
1.Sell at least 20-25k in volume sales for the first month (Roboco does 20k, kill blue does about 25k) Gag manga have slightly lower standards though.
2.Avoid the bottom 5 of the TOC for consecutive weeks. Unless there is editorial reason for being put low, or other promotional/magazine related reasons something is low.
Also, You can start at around 15k for volume 1 but you have to grow.
Obviously there are other contextual considerations like whats in the magazine, whats ending etc etc, but right now these are the general standards.
People call this harsh, but shonen jump has gotten more lenient of late. Regardless, this method has served it well… to generate a higher proportion of hits than most other magazine for a very long time.
Lets compare it to the second biggest shonen magazine though.
Weekly Shonen magazine.
1.Sell at least 7-10k in volume sales for the first month (Akabane Honeko no Bodyguard, yowayowa sensei and blue wolves of miba all sell less than 10k)
2.Avoid the bottom of the toc consecutively, but the requirements are less strict. WSM has more discretion with what they put at the bottom, with hajime no ippo and to your eternity put low at times just for editorial reasons.
WSM has more leeway for the mangakas, with break weeks very often, and has less stringent requirement for axing and gives them more time. It is still fairly strict and you will get axed eventually if you don’t perform.
So superficially, jumps method produces bigger hits, and magazines gives more leeway more the mangakas.
Let compare the hits each have produced in the last 4 years .since 2020
Shonen jump (numbers rounded)
Ruridragon 118,000
Sakamoto days (116,000)
Blue Box #12 (110.000)
Mashle (90,000)
Kagurabachi 2 (70,000 est)
Akane Banashi #8 (50,000)
Witch Watch #13 (45,000)
The Elusive Samurai #13 (40,000)
Undead Unluck #20 (30.000)
Nue's Exorcist #3 (30,000)
Kill Blue #4 (25,000)
Me and roboco (20,000)
Weekly Shonen magazine
Shangri-La Frontier #15 + Limited Edition (110.000)
Four Knights of the Apocalypse #14 (62.000)
A Couple of Cuckoos #19 (48.000)
Seitokai ni mo Ana wa Aru! #4 (48.000)
Megami no Café Terrace #12 (41.000)
Amagami-san Chi no Enmusubi #12 (31.000)
Gachiakuta #8 (27.000)
Medaka Kuroiwa Is Impervious to My Charms #12 (24.000)
Sentai Daishikkaku #12 (14.000)
Kanan-sama wa Akuma de Choroi #4 (14.000)
Mayonaka heart tune (10,000)
Yowayowa-sensei #4 (9.700)
Ao no Miburo #11 (8.300)
Akabane Honeko no Bodyguard #6 (6.000)
Observations
1.Jump produced 12 hits since 2020. Shonen Magazine 14. This is by their own standards though.
2.Jump had 37 axes in the same period, shonen magazine had 23 axes.
3.Even though the aggregate sales are higher for jump titles, the highest ceiling is similar. Shangri la vs ruridragon/sakamoto. Shangri la does have an anime though, which only gave a minimal boost.
4.Jump is still better at producing better selling titles more frequently. Magazine axe less and give more time and breaks to the mangakas.
What about series in other magazines?
Monthly Afternoon
Monthly afternoon is a seinen monthly magazine by kodansha, that values quality and gives a lot of time. They let series even with a few thousand sales, have a lot of time to build up an audience, which they eventually do. No idea what the internal process is, but my guess is that they also evaluate for quality on top of popularity.
Here is a series skip and loafer, that started with low sales, but is now critically acclaimed and selling pretty well with an anime.
Skip and loafer
Volume 1/ 2 068
Volume 5/ 8 914
Volume 8/ 28 766 /4 weeks
Volume 9/ 59 996 /6 — anime
Volume 10/ 74 262 /7
https://x.com/al_mavivi/status/1558278403664535552
This method of dealing with new series gives them more time to develop and find an audience. It may not produce as many big hits, but it works for the prestige brand they are trying to cultivate at afternoon and is doing a great job at it. They obviously introduce less and axe less, but that comes with the territory of more curation.
Obviously there are a lot more magazines to go through, shonen Sunday and champion, shoujo and josie magazines, but the post would get too long for all that. The general gist is almost all of them consider a few thousand sales good enough to start, and aren’t anywhere near as strict when it comes to voter survey results. And of course, they dont axe or introduce as many series as jump.
What I also think is interesting is that there seems a clear set of ways in how a magazine can configure their axe methods for different objectives.
  1. Do you want to produce the biggest hits?
  2. Do you care about quality and critical prestige?
  3. Do you want to give the mangaka more lenience and breaks?
  4. Do you want to give manga more time to develop an audience?
….
Jumps method prioritizes 1 , but considers 2
Magazines method prioritizes 1 , but considers 3
Afternoons method prioritizes 2, but considers 3, 4 and 1
What jump can learn from this?
The question people will ask of course, is why cant you do all 4? If someone figured that out, im sure they would do it. Problem is physical magazines have a finite set of slots, keeping something for too long prevents other things from being cycled in, which is why jump axes so much. People always wonder why jump don’t keep more than 20 titles in the magazine like other magazines. Other magazines do this where they have 25+ series, with a few taking breaks every few weeks. Jump only gives breaks to one piece, jjk and mha. But newbies could do with them too.
Also, others can also produce big hits, Blue lock was the biggest selling manga of last year, and it comes from magazine. Its stats early on
blue lock
1) 25k
5 ) 45k
20/ 197, 494
21/ 278, 301 — anime
22/ 346, 180
23/ 445, 253
Before that there were successes in other genres like Tokyo revengers, quintessential quintuplets etc.
Moreover, since the demographics of jump are changing, prioritizing quality on top of hits is also a good way of transiting into a new era. Look at monthly afternoons lineup after using its method.
https://x.com/al_mavivi/status/1607031535760203776
  1. Blue Period 12 — 154 652
  2. Land of the lustrous 11 — 133 430
  3. Yakuza fiancé 6 — 121 598
  4. Big Wind up 35 — 97 861
  5. Vinland Saga 26 — 80 278
  6. Skip and Loafer 10 — 74 262
  7. Darwin Jihen 4 — 66 211
  8. Heavenly delusion 8 — 31 926
  9. Medalist 9 - 30,000
No massive hits by jump standards, but lots of high quality, award winning, solid selling series….with mangaka who are certainly treated way better.
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2024.05.21 22:18 Get_Bent_Madafakas "MY EMOTIONS!" - Crafting a Sim around an emotional theme

I’m getting bored with my current game and considering starting up a whole new community. I like to create multiple households at once so I can bounce back and forth and have them interact with each other. I glanced at a list of the 18 different emotions, and wondered if maybe I could work with that for inspiration. Craft each Sim to be “themed” to a specific emotion, by selecting traits/jobs/abilities/life states etc. and then find interesting combinations to move into a household.
I decided that some of the emotions are unworkable. How to theme a Sim around “asleep”? Or “uncomfortable”? Some are a bit more questionable, like “scared” or “bored”.
Here are some of my ideas, please let me know yours!
“Angry” - easy one, that’s a Werewolf. Hot-headed, mean, or jealous for traits?
“Inspired” - a Musician, since Pluck For Inspiration is such a quick way to get there. Creative or art lover traits.
“Embarrassed” - perhaps an Alien? With poor impulse control who pees himself regularly. Loner or unflirty trait.
“Fine” - a Vampire with the Dampened Emotions ability.
“Dazed” - this one is a bit trickier. Maybe someone whose favorite hobbies are Unwinding at the Bubble Blower and getting into fights? Could be an Engineer or robotics enthusiast who gets zapped a lot.
“Possessed” is also weird, but fairly obvious. Lives in Strangerville and has a taste for the Bizarre Fruit.
“Energized” - works out all the time, Active trait, Athlete career. Drinks a lot of coffee.
“Playful” - Comedian career, tells lots of jokes. Goofball or childish traits.
“Focused” - a University student who gets focused on studying and reading, perhaps who goes on to become a Tech Guru or a Scientist.
Still considering:
“Happy”
“Sad”
“Confident”
“Flirty”
“Tense”
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2024.05.21 22:18 Brendansmomlikescash Large org to small org, right choice for my career?

At a career crossroads.
I've been an SDR at Company A for a year and 3 months. They were small when I joined, (I even had equity) but they got acquired by a larger firm about 8 months ago. Due to regulatory stuff the acquisition fully went through 2 months ago, and we've been getting integrated to all the systems this month. I was supposed to be beginning the transition to AE by now, but because of the acquisition and structure changes, I'm now not sure when that will happen. Closest to a guarantee I have is getting some small accounts to manage in July/August, and see how that goes. Best case I'm an AE by Q1 2025, and with a sales cycle of 6 months to a year, it'd be a while before I see any commission checks. My boss would have to really fight for me to get promoted, since they want all AEs to have 3-5 years of experience. A new AE also started this week.
I was getting frustrated over the last few weeks/months with how things were going, so I started putting feelers out. I'm in talks with these guys, call them Company B, I used to work with at my last job. It'd be a title promotion, more pay, fully remote, and I'd be closing deals, with virtually no cold calling. They're much smaller than Company A, though, probably about 3 or 4 years behind in terms of growth. Both are SaaS, but vastly different products for different needs.
Do I stay with the larger, global Company A for the experience and the chance of closing 6 and 7 figure deals in the next 18 months to 2 years, or leave for Company B to get that promotion and more pay, but run the risk of missing out on true enterprise and strategic sales?
How valuable is pure experience versus who you work for, what company trained you, and who you know? I so badly want to be done with cold calling that I'm worried I might be falling into a grass is greener fallacy.
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2024.05.21 22:18 lentilcracker When to start mat leave [on]

Hi everyone, I’m in Ontario and I am a director in healthcare. This is my first baby after a few losses (my last pregnancy ended in November of last year at 17.5 weeks) and I’m due December 24.
My job is very high visibility, high stress and high risk and a temporary backfill will need to be hired for my role to lead a few huge initiatives while I’m away. I’ll likely take about 15 months away. I won’t be able to work up until my due date, I’ll need to give my work a hard date I’ll be going off so I can overlap with my replacement for at least a few weeks.
I’m worried November 28 is too early, but I’m also worried I’ll go into labour early. I’m 36 next month and the baby is measuring a week ahead already and my pregnancy I think is going to be labelled high risk because of my history of loss. I’m moving from a reproductive endocrinologist this week to an ob-gyn so I can finally ask them questions. I’ve heard from so many other leaders at work they went off one or two weeks before and then gave birth early and had nothing ready and I’m scared that will be me. Work occupies a lot of my time and mental space so I like the idea of 3.5 weeks to get ready for the baby.
For other moms who had really demanding careers, how early did you go off? How much advance notice did you give? I think we will need to start recruitment in September for someone to start in November to begin to overlap with me so I’m thinking I need to notify my VP in August that I’ll be going off end of November.
Appreciate any advice ❤️
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2024.05.21 22:17 itkeepsgettingworse1 Healing and thinking

Its not the rejection and it's not the reflections on the things I've done wrong that gets me. It's the good memories. It's worrying if they are OK. It's thinking about what could have been and what was. Those are the things that make me cry. It's funny because the last time we spoke she all but screamed her seething hatred for me and I still am just worried about her safety, if she's taking her medication, if her son is happy. It's so stupid to love someone that wants nothing to do with you, but I can't help it because the words "I love you," are the only words I don't mess around with. I just have to hope she's ok and that's it... writing this makes me want to reach out and just see if she's taking her medication, but that would probably just make her angry. (It's for a health issue and last time we spoke she said it was not doing well).
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2024.05.21 22:17 SnowResponsible7638 AITAH for going not sticking around?

My best friend B (52f)and I(43f) have been thru it all together. My husband left me with four kids under 8yrs old and no money, she got an apartment next to me and watched the kids so I could work nights. She had to go overseas to take care of her mother, her three boys lived with me for a year. Anytime either of us had a work/kid/life issue we got it done together. There have been a few men but mostly it's been two single moms against the world for almost 20 years. Our kids are all grown now and have turned out pretty great except for J.
J is sweet and funny, but does not have a lick of sense or responsibility and is a fentanyl addict. His first time being busted he got 6 months upstate juvie rehab, a week before his release he ran away to meet a girl. Stupid, but he's a teen he'll do better... but rinse and repeat until now, J is 25, been in 7 rehab programs only to leave and on is felony probation. 4 months ago his mum calls me, J is in trouble. He's been on the streets a little too long (dumbass was ripping off his fellow junkies) and needs essentially a place to lay low. I found a 6 month program for him that would take him as soon as we found him.
When we finally found him he was was gross. The lovely staff at the rehab had to delouse him and treat some gnarly infected cuts.
He lasted 3 months and then got caught sleeping with an aide. They were both kicked out. I found him another place, that while a bit pricey I could swing it. He wanted to stay home for a few days. His mum said he could. A few days turned into 2 weeks of how "this time it's different" I'm not angry at anyone, just feel like I can't do this anymore . Our collective kids think I should push harder, AITAH for feeling like why bother?
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2024.05.21 22:17 SaltyAqua77 I just had a weird moment of feeling trapped

I’m sure this will go away but figured I’d ask. When I got a decent paying job at first I was happy and surprised how much I’d make (over $100k). I felt secure and abundant and splurged.
But then I started considering investing and retirement. This is why I feel trapped now, because it’s feel very difficult.
For example, it’s recommended to put $7k in Roth IRA and 15% in 401k.
On $100k salary, that’s like $1300/month for retirement, $600 for Roth. $2000 for simply renting a room in my parents house (I don’t even see how I would be able to ever save for a house). And that leaves like $1700 for myself. I mean gas is around $500/month, and since I eat o out that’s minimum $30 x 30 = $900. And then $65 for gym and $25 for movies, and $8 for YouTube. That leaves me with $200. This terrifies me.
I feel trapped. If I change my food spending that would be a massive change and discomfort. What the heck is going on? $2000 for rent is extremely low! This is Los Angeles. I’m 33M
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Building a Community While Working Remotely
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2024.05.21 22:16 PrestigiousEnergy805 Is it possible to return from mental illness disaster?

Mental Illness Recovery
Hi! Long story. In the first decade of this century, I made in the low 6-figures. I have a master's degree and more than half of a PhD.
Then some rough life changes happened, something terrible in my head unlocked, and things went south...like, really south. I have never physically hurt anyone, but by the time the dust had settled I had lost family, friends, my career and my network.
I finally hit bottom hard enough to get help and began the slow climb back. Through therapy, meds, meeting someone who supports me, and a great deal of work - things in my head have been under control for about 5 years now. In fact, I am pretty happy.
Career is now the problem. I have been in the same job for about three years. I generally do the work of two people because I am overqualified. I like the work, but I would like to get back into a leadership role with accompanying salary. Anyone who knows how to read a resume can see that I went from an important position to manual labor in order to survive for the better part of a decade.
I believe that this has permanently stranded my resume in the slush pile. Has anyone defeated this challenge and/or know how I might do so?
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I stumbled into the world of customer service advisor live chat jobs almost by accident. Burnt out from the traditional 9-to-5, I was searching for something that would give me more control over my time. That’s when I discovered these remote opportunities. Setting up my home office was an adventure—choosing the perfect chair, ensuring a strong internet connection, and creating a space that felt both professional and personal. The best part? The flexibility to schedule my work around my life, not the other way around.
The Perks of Customer Support Live Chat Jobs
One of the biggest perks of customer support live chat jobs is the ability to work from anywhere. Whether you're in your living room, at a café, or traveling, as long as you have a reliable internet connection, you’re good to go. This mobility is perfect for those who value freedom and want to escape the confines of a traditional office.
The best chat customer service jobs also come with a sense of accomplishment. Each interaction is a chance to help someone, to solve a problem, and to make a customer's day a little brighter. You’re not just providing a service; you’re building relationships and creating positive experiences.
Building a Community While Working Remotely
One of the unexpected joys of customer service chat jobs from home is the community. Even though you're not physically in an office, you’re part of a team. We connect through virtual meetings, share tips and strategies, and celebrate each other's successes. This camaraderie makes the job even more rewarding and helps you stay motivated and engaged.
Skills You’ll Gain from Online Customer Service Chat Jobs from Home
Working in online customer service chat jobs from home helps you develop a unique set of skills. You'll become a master of time management, learn to prioritize tasks efficiently, and develop excellent communication abilities. These skills are not only valuable for your current role but are also highly transferable to any future career paths you might choose.
Tips for Succeeding in Customer Service Chat Jobs from Home
Create a Dedicated Workspace: Having a specific area for work helps you stay focused and separates your work life from your personal life. Stay Organized: Use tools like calendars, task lists, and time management apps to keep track of your duties and deadlines. Keep Learning: The customer service field is always evolving. Stay up-to-date with the latest tools, technologies, and best practices. Communicate Effectively: Clear communication is key in customer support. Be concise, empathetic, and always aim to resolve issues efficiently. Take Breaks: Working from home can sometimes blur the lines between work and rest. Ensure you take regular breaks to recharge and avoid burnout. Why You Should Consider Customer Service Chat Jobs from Home
If you're looking for a career that offers flexibility, the ability to work from anywhere, and the chance to make a real impact, customer service chat jobs from home are an excellent choice. You’ll gain valuable skills, connect with a global community, and have the freedom to design a work-life balance that suits you.
So, Reddit community, are you ready to take the plunge into the world of customer service chat jobs work from home? This could be the opportunity you’ve been waiting for. Set up your home office, get connected, and start making a difference today. The future of work is here, and it's flexible, fulfilling, and just a few clicks away. Let’s make it happen! 🚀
Feel free to share your experiences, tips, and questions in the comments. Let’s support each other on this journey to a more flexible and rewarding career!Transform Your Career with Customer Service Chat Jobs Work from Home! Don't miss out on the chance to redefine your work life. Click below to learn more and start your journey to success today. Discover More and Apply Now!
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2024.05.21 22:15 luxfactusest What to put on my Resume as a 36 year old with no relevant work experience?

TLDR

I graduated in Computer Science in 2011, but instead of pursuing a career in tech I spent the next 7 years building and running a small travel agency with my brother. By 2018, I got burnt out, sold my shares, and with my savings decided to travel.
So with my savings, the privileged Westerner that I am, I relocated to Asia and Latin America where my Euro would go far, and went all-in on indiehacking.
My goal was essentially to build my own apps and make a living from that.
I was confident that within 2 years I'd be making a good living from this.
Well, 2 years pass. Still no money. Savings drying up. Picked up some freelance work on the side to pay the bills while continuing to indiehack..
2 years became 3, then 4, then 5... and now here I am 6 years later and I'm making less than $1k a month coding 50-60 hours a week.
Talk about sunk-cost fallacy...
The miserable money I am making is purely from my freelance work (which for the most part I hate... WordPress, or some frontend stuff, nothing backend heavy which is my real expertise).
So I've come to realise I suck at sales. I suck at marketing. And really all I want to do so is work on interesting technical problems.
And at the ripe age of 36, I can now understand why people get day jobs lol
And now to get to my question: How do I go about getting my first tech job?
I have 7+ years amateur experience (PHP, Python and JavaScript) But 0 years professional. So I understand I would need to start from the bottom as a Junior Developer.
I haven't applied for a job since I was 19. No idea how to go about writing a resume for someone in my circumstances.

Portfolio

I have a relatively large portfolio of personal projects (mostly apps and SaaS)
In terms of "real projects", my client work is either:

Qualifications

GitHub

Technologies

Laravel, Vue.js, SQL, Nginx, Docker, Ubuntu, Linux, git, Tailwind, JavaScript, PHP, HTML, CSS, Filament, Statamic, Alpine, Livewire, Nuxt, WordPress, Python, Django
Furthermore, I'm an EU national and open to relocating to a new country for work.
My biggest dilemma, is having no idea what to put in my resume since I have zero relevant work experience.
Should I just be upfront and say I have no professional work experience?
My gut feeling is that most employers aren't keen on hiring someone with my track record (i.e. being self-employed and freelance... ok fine... unemployed).
Furthermore, they might be concerned that I plan to open my own business in the future and go in competition with them. It's a reasonable concern.
So what to put on my resume as a 36 year old aspiring software/web developer with no relevant work experience?
No need to sugar-coat your answers. Be as blunt and direct as you want. I appreciate all advise.
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2024.05.21 22:14 UniqueSecretary5322 Urgent! Virtual live chat jobs - May 2024 (with Salaries!)

Hey Redditors! 🌟 Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to earn a living without leaving the comfort of your home? You're in the right place! Let's dive into the world of customer service chat jobs work from home. This is more than just a job—it's a lifestyle change that offers flexibility, control, and the chance to connect with people worldwide. Ready to transform your career? Let’s go!

Apply Now For Live Chat Jobs

Why Customer Service Chat Jobs Work from Home Are a Game Changer
Imagine starting your day with a cup of coffee, wearing your favorite comfy clothes, and logging into your computer to start helping customers solve their problems. No more commuting, no more office politics—just you, your device, and the opportunity to make a difference. Customer service chat jobs from home offer unparalleled convenience and the ability to create a work-life balance that suits you.
My Journey into Customer Service Advisor Live Chat Jobs
I stumbled into the world of customer service advisor live chat jobs almost by accident. Burnt out from the traditional 9-to-5, I was searching for something that would give me more control over my time. That’s when I discovered these remote opportunities. Setting up my home office was an adventure—choosing the perfect chair, ensuring a strong internet connection, and creating a space that felt both professional and personal. The best part? The flexibility to schedule my work around my life, not the other way around.
The Perks of Customer Support Live Chat Jobs
One of the biggest perks of customer support live chat jobs is the ability to work from anywhere. Whether you're in your living room, at a café, or traveling, as long as you have a reliable internet connection, you’re good to go. This mobility is perfect for those who value freedom and want to escape the confines of a traditional office.
The best chat customer service jobs also come with a sense of accomplishment. Each interaction is a chance to help someone, to solve a problem, and to make a customer's day a little brighter. You’re not just providing a service; you’re building relationships and creating positive experiences.
Building a Community While Working Remotely
One of the unexpected joys of customer service chat jobs from home is the community. Even though you're not physically in an office, you’re part of a team. We connect through virtual meetings, share tips and strategies, and celebrate each other's successes. This camaraderie makes the job even more rewarding and helps you stay motivated and engaged.
Skills You’ll Gain from Online Customer Service Chat Jobs from Home
Working in online customer service chat jobs from home helps you develop a unique set of skills. You'll become a master of time management, learn to prioritize tasks efficiently, and develop excellent communication abilities. These skills are not only valuable for your current role but are also highly transferable to any future career paths you might choose.
Tips for Succeeding in Customer Service Chat Jobs from Home
Create a Dedicated Workspace: Having a specific area for work helps you stay focused and separates your work life from your personal life. Stay Organized: Use tools like calendars, task lists, and time management apps to keep track of your duties and deadlines. Keep Learning: The customer service field is always evolving. Stay up-to-date with the latest tools, technologies, and best practices. Communicate Effectively: Clear communication is key in customer support. Be concise, empathetic, and always aim to resolve issues efficiently. Take Breaks: Working from home can sometimes blur the lines between work and rest. Ensure you take regular breaks to recharge and avoid burnout. Why You Should Consider Customer Service Chat Jobs from Home
If you're looking for a career that offers flexibility, the ability to work from anywhere, and the chance to make a real impact, customer service chat jobs from home are an excellent choice. You’ll gain valuable skills, connect with a global community, and have the freedom to design a work-life balance that suits you.
So, Reddit community, are you ready to take the plunge into the world of customer service chat jobs work from home? This could be the opportunity you’ve been waiting for. Set up your home office, get connected, and start making a difference today. The future of work is here, and it's flexible, fulfilling, and just a few clicks away. Let’s make it happen! 🚀
Feel free to share your experiences, tips, and questions in the comments. Let’s support each other on this journey to a more flexible and rewarding career!Transform Your Career with Customer Service Chat Jobs Work from Home! Don't miss out on the chance to redefine your work life. Click below to learn more and start your journey to success today. Discover More and Apply Now!
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2024.05.21 22:14 cvnt74 Always on baseline

So I've been on lamo for about six months now and as far as I can tell its going good. No major moodswings in either direction and I feel ... Alright I would say. My psych told me it would bring my mood to a baseline so I can live life without spiraling into massive depressive episodes at any given circumatance (Ive always been more on the depressed side rather than manic). And its doing its job, really. But here is the thing - its not that I miss my depressed ass. Its that the ups dont feel as good as they used to, as they should even. Little things, but also big things, that used to bring me so much joy are now leaving me with a "meh" feeling. As if I dont care about them anymore. I passed an exam? Meh. I got asked on a date? Meh. The sun is shining and I'm having icecream? MEH. THE LIST GOES ON. I miss small highs and lows, especially the highs. But I'd never trade them for my sanity. How do you guys cope with this?
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2024.05.21 22:14 UniqueSecretary5322 10 Companies That Hire for Remote Chat Support Jobs. Live Chat Jobs - You have to try this one

Hey Redditors! 🌟 Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to earn a living without leaving the comfort of your home? You're in the right place! Let's dive into the world of customer service chat jobs work from home. This is more than just a job—it's a lifestyle change that offers flexibility, control, and the chance to connect with people worldwide. Ready to transform your career? Let’s go!

Apply Now For Live Chat Jobs

Why Customer Service Chat Jobs Work from Home Are a Game Changer
Imagine starting your day with a cup of coffee, wearing your favorite comfy clothes, and logging into your computer to start helping customers solve their problems. No more commuting, no more office politics—just you, your device, and the opportunity to make a difference. Customer service chat jobs from home offer unparalleled convenience and the ability to create a work-life balance that suits you.
My Journey into Customer Service Advisor Live Chat Jobs
I stumbled into the world of customer service advisor live chat jobs almost by accident. Burnt out from the traditional 9-to-5, I was searching for something that would give me more control over my time. That’s when I discovered these remote opportunities. Setting up my home office was an adventure—choosing the perfect chair, ensuring a strong internet connection, and creating a space that felt both professional and personal. The best part? The flexibility to schedule my work around my life, not the other way around.
The Perks of Customer Support Live Chat Jobs
One of the biggest perks of customer support live chat jobs is the ability to work from anywhere. Whether you're in your living room, at a café, or traveling, as long as you have a reliable internet connection, you’re good to go. This mobility is perfect for those who value freedom and want to escape the confines of a traditional office.
The best chat customer service jobs also come with a sense of accomplishment. Each interaction is a chance to help someone, to solve a problem, and to make a customer's day a little brighter. You’re not just providing a service; you’re building relationships and creating positive experiences.
Building a Community While Working Remotely
One of the unexpected joys of customer service chat jobs from home is the community. Even though you're not physically in an office, you’re part of a team. We connect through virtual meetings, share tips and strategies, and celebrate each other's successes. This camaraderie makes the job even more rewarding and helps you stay motivated and engaged.
Skills You’ll Gain from Online Customer Service Chat Jobs from Home
Working in online customer service chat jobs from home helps you develop a unique set of skills. You'll become a master of time management, learn to prioritize tasks efficiently, and develop excellent communication abilities. These skills are not only valuable for your current role but are also highly transferable to any future career paths you might choose.
Tips for Succeeding in Customer Service Chat Jobs from Home
Create a Dedicated Workspace: Having a specific area for work helps you stay focused and separates your work life from your personal life. Stay Organized: Use tools like calendars, task lists, and time management apps to keep track of your duties and deadlines. Keep Learning: The customer service field is always evolving. Stay up-to-date with the latest tools, technologies, and best practices. Communicate Effectively: Clear communication is key in customer support. Be concise, empathetic, and always aim to resolve issues efficiently. Take Breaks: Working from home can sometimes blur the lines between work and rest. Ensure you take regular breaks to recharge and avoid burnout. Why You Should Consider Customer Service Chat Jobs from Home
If you're looking for a career that offers flexibility, the ability to work from anywhere, and the chance to make a real impact, customer service chat jobs from home are an excellent choice. You’ll gain valuable skills, connect with a global community, and have the freedom to design a work-life balance that suits you.
So, Reddit community, are you ready to take the plunge into the world of customer service chat jobs work from home? This could be the opportunity you’ve been waiting for. Set up your home office, get connected, and start making a difference today. The future of work is here, and it's flexible, fulfilling, and just a few clicks away. Let’s make it happen! 🚀
Feel free to share your experiences, tips, and questions in the comments. Let’s support each other on this journey to a more flexible and rewarding career!Transform Your Career with Customer Service Chat Jobs Work from Home! Don't miss out on the chance to redefine your work life. Click below to learn more and start your journey to success today. Discover More and Apply Now!
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2024.05.21 22:14 armedsnowflake69 If you advertise with Google Ads or Yelp, which gets you more leads?

My intuition is that most people looking for a landscaper are just googling what’s near them, but I’ve put a a lot into my Yelp account and pay for ads. I get almost 100% maintenance leads and I want about 50/50 maintenance/installs. Yelp agents don’t seem to be very helpful. And they charge $50 an hour for support.
Google Ads is a technical nightmare to me and managing their user interface seems to be a full-time job for someone. And they charge $50 an hour for support. I have a business listing but the one time I paid for ads got me nothing. I have no idea if I did it right though because like I said they’re interface is unintelligible to me.
Is it worth it to invest in straightening out my Google ads account?
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2024.05.21 22:13 UniqueSecretary5322 Are there remote customer service jobs that are chat-only?

Hey Redditors! 🌟 Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to earn a living without leaving the comfort of your home? You're in the right place! Let's dive into the world of customer service chat jobs work from home. This is more than just a job—it's a lifestyle change that offers flexibility, control, and the chance to connect with people worldwide. Ready to transform your career? Let’s go!

Apply Now For Live Chat Jobs

Why Customer Service Chat Jobs Work from Home Are a Game Changer
Imagine starting your day with a cup of coffee, wearing your favorite comfy clothes, and logging into your computer to start helping customers solve their problems. No more commuting, no more office politics—just you, your device, and the opportunity to make a difference. Customer service chat jobs from home offer unparalleled convenience and the ability to create a work-life balance that suits you.
My Journey into Customer Service Advisor Live Chat Jobs
I stumbled into the world of customer service advisor live chat jobs almost by accident. Burnt out from the traditional 9-to-5, I was searching for something that would give me more control over my time. That’s when I discovered these remote opportunities. Setting up my home office was an adventure—choosing the perfect chair, ensuring a strong internet connection, and creating a space that felt both professional and personal. The best part? The flexibility to schedule my work around my life, not the other way around.
The Perks of Customer Support Live Chat Jobs
One of the biggest perks of customer support live chat jobs is the ability to work from anywhere. Whether you're in your living room, at a café, or traveling, as long as you have a reliable internet connection, you’re good to go. This mobility is perfect for those who value freedom and want to escape the confines of a traditional office.
The best chat customer service jobs also come with a sense of accomplishment. Each interaction is a chance to help someone, to solve a problem, and to make a customer's day a little brighter. You’re not just providing a service; you’re building relationships and creating positive experiences.
Building a Community While Working Remotely
One of the unexpected joys of customer service chat jobs from home is the community. Even though you're not physically in an office, you’re part of a team. We connect through virtual meetings, share tips and strategies, and celebrate each other's successes. This camaraderie makes the job even more rewarding and helps you stay motivated and engaged.
Skills You’ll Gain from Online Customer Service Chat Jobs from Home
Working in online customer service chat jobs from home helps you develop a unique set of skills. You'll become a master of time management, learn to prioritize tasks efficiently, and develop excellent communication abilities. These skills are not only valuable for your current role but are also highly transferable to any future career paths you might choose.
Tips for Succeeding in Customer Service Chat Jobs from Home
Create a Dedicated Workspace: Having a specific area for work helps you stay focused and separates your work life from your personal life. Stay Organized: Use tools like calendars, task lists, and time management apps to keep track of your duties and deadlines. Keep Learning: The customer service field is always evolving. Stay up-to-date with the latest tools, technologies, and best practices. Communicate Effectively: Clear communication is key in customer support. Be concise, empathetic, and always aim to resolve issues efficiently. Take Breaks: Working from home can sometimes blur the lines between work and rest. Ensure you take regular breaks to recharge and avoid burnout. Why You Should Consider Customer Service Chat Jobs from Home
If you're looking for a career that offers flexibility, the ability to work from anywhere, and the chance to make a real impact, customer service chat jobs from home are an excellent choice. You’ll gain valuable skills, connect with a global community, and have the freedom to design a work-life balance that suits you.
So, Reddit community, are you ready to take the plunge into the world of customer service chat jobs work from home? This could be the opportunity you’ve been waiting for. Set up your home office, get connected, and start making a difference today. The future of work is here, and it's flexible, fulfilling, and just a few clicks away. Let’s make it happen! 🚀
Feel free to share your experiences, tips, and questions in the comments. Let’s support each other on this journey to a more flexible and rewarding career!Transform Your Career with Customer Service Chat Jobs Work from Home! Don't miss out on the chance to redefine your work life. Click below to learn more and start your journey to success today. Discover More and Apply Now!
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2024.05.21 22:13 Soft_Reference_6490 Writing out the things so I forget them and can hold them to continue building strength

I've posted all about my situation so many times. This will be the year I leave. I've read "why does he do that". I'm in therapy. I just need to post so I don't forget and so there isn't a journal laying around he can find.
After my mom's stroke last month, I've been focusing a ton on her care and healing and appointments. I also was finishing my 3rd technical degree. Hopefully the one that will land me a job so I no longer need to rely on social security.
Mom was working hard to be comfortable with the idea of coming to my graduation. He anxiety has been worse since the stroke. My husband decided he wanted to go to a car show instead of my graduation. I conceded to him with the excuse he seen my first graduation from college. He then changed his plans to ensure he'd be open the day of graduation.
Something he agreed to do for a friend last week during the car show caused an insane amount of stress Friday night. I was all proud for graduation the next day. I was planning to be in bed by 9 to be up early and ready. Then I had to deal with the responsibilities he agreed to because he was also at the cat show. He didn't get home till 1. I want in bed till almost 2 and up before 4:30.
He got up at 4 to go and get my dad. He was late getting back so I was nearly late to graduation. On my drive to graduation he called me to tell me I had his phone. And that he was going to "not start anything but he sure as shit would end it" because he got in an argument with my mom's boyfriend. He was trying to ask my mom about my phone number. She didn't understand and he was yelling across the yard instead of walking the fuck inside to explain. So I got extra extra stress on my drive/during my graduation. Mom ended up having to leave early because of the anxiety (she watched the playback though)... all because everything had to be on his terms. He hasn't worked in a year. Hasn't paid a dime to shared house expenses.
He even made me apologize for being snippy because he was late and in turn I was running late for graduation. I hate the whole situation and now there's even more tension in the house. I'm so close to mentally being in a place to tell him it's over I think. I just am so overwhelmed.
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