I’ve always preferred animals over people. Doesn’t matter what kind. If someone were to ask me if I was a dog person or a cat person, I’d probably answer both. It’s just that animals don’t lie, they kind of just do everything at face value. Humans though, they lie all the time. They can seem like your best friend until the moment they betray you. Animals don’t do that though. They didn’t.
My first pet was a fish. Just your garden variety guppies that every parent gets their kids if they are looking for the special connection only pets can give but don’t want to put in too much effort. They were basic, but they were mine. I loved them from the moment I got them until they eventually had to be buried in the backyard. They would be the first in a long line of burials.
My obsession with pets didn’t really affect me until I moved out into my own house. Before that, my parents had limited the number of animals I could have. A single-family dog, a couple of guinea pigs, a bird. It was frustrating but I understood their perspective, not everyone can take care of as many things as I do. When I moved out of the house to attend veterinary school, I prioritized finding a place that allowed pets. It wasn’t easy, most landlords might’ve said they allowed pets but after a while, they eventually evicted me due to how many I took in. It was a couple of years of bouncing around rental properties without enough money to afford my own house before I found Liz.
Liz was maybe the only person who I enjoyed for company other than my parents. I might’ve even thought of her as a sort of grandma. I found her through the usual websites, advertising a one-bedroom house that was apparently pet-friendly. It was a nice property, big enough to host my needs and strangely within my price range. When I showed up for the tour, I hadn’t expected the old lady that greeted me. All the messages I had sent portrayed the idea of a young woman, but Liz was somewhere in her 80s. She never let her age hold her back though and she always told you what she thought. I think that’s why I liked her. When I let her know, I wasn’t your average pet-owner I thought she would deny my application, but all she said was that if I kept the house clean, it didn’t matter what kind of zoo I was running.
It didn’t take me long to make that statement come true. I had secured a steady stream of income a while ago to pursue my obsession so as soon as I moved in and paid the first and last months rent, I began my search for pets. My first was a local dog I had found at an adoption center, Newt. He was a small terrier breed who had been living on the street that I had been watching for a while. So, as soon as everything was settled, I adopted him. He was so cute. Next was a bird that a classmate of mine had been looking to part with, a macaw named Orville. My classmate knew about my peculiarities and had no trouble parting with Orville for a couple hundred dollars.
The pattern continued for a bit. I got some geckos, twelve snakes, two bunnies, a chinchilla, a parakeet, around seven cats, a guinea pig, three more dogs, a donkey, two pigs, and chickens that I kept in the backyard. Still, even with all my pets I loved them all equally. I resorted to buying a cheaper alternative to my usual pet food from a website online to stay within my budget. And I obviously kept my promises to Liz, working every night to clean the house and yard. It was manageable but still difficult, but it didn’t matter. I loved them, and they loved me, so I didn’t care about the cleaning. But then it started to go bad.
I think it started when my rabbits first gave birth. I swore they had been spayed but when I came home from work and the litter was hopping around my house, I thought I had simply made an error. Nevertheless, I adapted. I bought a bigger pen for the rabbits and had to clean a little more, but nothing major. Then it was my dogs. Six new puppies that I had to take care of in my already full house. Still, I couldn’t bear to give them away. I thought I had made another error and that they were my responsibility. So, I kept them. I had to sell my couch to make space for them, and the money from that helped with ordering some new food.
It was when I counted twelve extra snakes in one of my terrariums that I began to suspect my new pets weren’t merely me forgetting. It was the terrarium that housed a pair of my corn snakes, I had owned them for a long time and knew that they couldn’t reproduce. They were both male after all. But when I came home, there were twelve new corn snakes in the terrarium, all slithering on top of each other and roiling in a mass of scales. It also occurred to me that I had never seen any eggs, and for that matter, my previous pets had never been pregnant. It was impossible.
After housing my new snakes in a different terrarium, and sacrificing my dining room table’s surface for more storage space, things started to snowball. At the end of the week, the number of pets I owned had now quadrupled. Even pets that had previously been alone in their spaces now had seemingly reproduced miraculously. Every single inch of my house was now full of terrariums, cages, and kennels. With the small walkways I allocated for myself being layered in feces and shedding. I had even completely lost access to the upper floor of the house, where I had been previously storing the ever-growing horde of rats until I decided that just locking rooms was going to suffice.
It was at this point that the behaviour of my pets also started to change. With the sudden influx of pets, I no longer had enough money to feed all of them. My manager also fired me around this time. I had been staying late in hopes of getting more money, but my performance had been slacking. My hygiene also might’ve come into play. Whatever the case, I couldn't buy any more of the pet food, at least not enough to feed all of the animals I now housed. This didn’t seem to be too much of an issue for them though.
My house became a jungle, each pet hunting the other and reproducing to expand its own territory in the awful suburban wilderness that was previously my house. I even noticed that some of my pets were now eating their children, subsisting off the seemingly endless tide of new descendants. I also felt my pets’ eyes turning towards me. First was Newt, my first puppy. I had been sleeping next to him during this whole disaster, trying to calm myself with his presence. I awoke screaming after feeling him sink his teeth into my hand, trying to rip a piece out of it. In that moment of hesitation, not wanting to hurt Newt, he was successful. I felt two of my fingers tear off my right hand, then saw Newt swallow them whole. I tried to get out of my house but in my commotion, I tripped over a cage containing some cats that I didn’t remember getting. Still, they spared no time pouncing on my back and ripping at my skin. That’s how I lost my ear and gained the first of my scars on my back. I eventually got through the small passageways of my house, squeezing myself between my pets even as they bit and scratched at my flesh.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench that night. I didn’t have any money to afford a hotel room and no friends, let alone any that would let me couch surf. It wasn’t a great sleep though. I was startled awake by every passing bird or squirrel; I swore that they also wanted to take a piece of me.
It was a month before I went back to my house. I didn’t even want to go back. I wanted to leave it all behind me. But I had nothing, and I needed at least some form of ID if I wanted to get my life back together. It was dark when I finally arrived, the streetlights had broken, leaving it shrouded in darkness when compared to the other houses on the street. That wasn’t the only thing though. The grass was long and unkempt enough that I thought any number of snakes or mice could be hiding, waiting to snap at my ankles. The windows were dark as well, I don’t even want to think about what was slathered all over the inside.
The strangest thing of all was how quiet it was. Even when I noticed that the front door was slightly ajar, I didn’t hear a sound from inside the house but I could feel a hot air pushing out from the house. It almost felt like it's mouth. I slowly made my way through the hallways, feeling my way across the slick surfaces and having to position myself perfectly to fit through the toppled shelves and cages. I was crawling to where I thought I had left my phone and wallet when a sound cut through the silence. I was in what had previously been my living room when I heard the sound of tearing. Up ahead in my path, I noticed a darker shape in front of me, it was hunched over… something but I couldn’t exactly tell what. I strained my eyes forcing myself to see in the darkness.
It was another one of my dogs. One of the originals, I couldn’t remember her name. She looked different, ragged. She was missing pieces all over, her skin hanging off most of her body. I didn’t even know how it could be alive given its condition. It was what she stood over that made me scream though. It was what was left of Liz. There wasn’t a lot, it looked like most of her had been eaten by my animals. But I recognized her hair and the clothes that seemed too stylish for her. Before I could do anything else, the dog lunged at me, gnashing its remaining teeth at my face. I couldn’t move in the cramped space, with both of my arms pinned between the boxes. So, I headbutted it before it could get at me. Then I used my own teeth before I could even realize what I was doing. A part of my brain just went into its primal state. Fighting tooth and nail to keep myself alive. When I came too, I had won, notwithstanding the various chunks now missing from my face.
I kept pushing forward, deeper into my house. I tried to ignore that Liz’s remaining eye followed me as I crawled over her. It became hotter, as I kept squeezing through the narrow passages, with every cramped breath feeling wet as it entered my throat. When I finally entered what had been my bedroom, I could hardly breathe. The room was filthy, just filled with bones, fur, feathers, and whatever other leftovers remained that hadn’t been picked clean. I slithered my way towards the mattress where I could see my phone and wallet resting. I didn’t have a moment to celebrate as I triumphantly grasped my phone, as one of my rabbits scurried out of the pile of food bags and bones. Before I could react to the pain of it sinking its teeth in, I noticed the hundreds of eyes that were not watching me. Eyeing me as prey.
I remember the teeth and jumping out of the window before I went unconscious. When I awoke in the hospital it had been three days. A neighbour had called the police, and when they had entered the building animal control had to be called in. They questioned me about Liz’s death and why I had neglected so many pets, but I couldn’t provide them with any answers. Liz had gone to check up on the house when I hadn’t paid my rent only a couple of days before I went inside. I imagine I will be going to jail as soon as I am released from the hospital. Animal endangerment and manslaughter is my best guess. The nurses have been treating me for malnourishment, so it’ll only be a couple more days until I’m carted off somewhere. I was able to get access to my phone though and type this out. I just wanted people to understand what happened, and that I didn’t want to hurt my pets. That I loved them despite what you might hear.

21 & older only. Messages/chats only. Won’t respond to comments. State your age & location in your first message & a little about yourself.
I’m not here to make a best friend or hear about your mundane 9-5. I live a unique life where I can do what I want,when I want. I’m at a point in my life in every aspect where I can do what I want. I travel,buy what I want. I enjoy my life & I’m very to the point about who I am & how I am.
I’m very open about myself & my lifestyle. I’ve learned over the years to not waste my time talking to people that are close minded or who don’t fit what I am looking for.
I know what I want & I go for it. I don’t sit back & wait. I am not a huge fan of the “Alpha” label but I think it fits me for the most part. I can be laid back & chill but when I’m motivated I am focused. I lead a strict lifestyle in many ways.
Years ago I decided to stop running with the rest of the group & broke off & did my own thing. I’m not one to follow. I follow my own self.
If you’re curious to learn more feel free to reach out.

21 & older only. Messages/chats only. Won’t respond to comments. State your age & location in your first message & a little about yourself.
I’m not here to make a best friend or hear about your mundane 9-5. I live a unique life where I can do what I want,when I want. I’m at a point in my life in every aspect where I can do what I want. I travel,buy what I want. I enjoy my life & I’m very to the point about who I am & how I am.
I’m very open about myself & my lifestyle. I’ve learned over the years to not waste my time talking to people that are close minded or who don’t fit what I am looking for.
I know what I want & I go for it. I don’t sit back & wait. I am not a huge fan of the “Alpha” label but I think it fits me for the most part. I can be laid back & chill but when I’m motivated I am focused. I lead a strict lifestyle in many ways.
If you’re curious to learn more feel free to reach out.

This is what I have so far for my assessment task so far. Don't mind the comments:
import sys
from tkinter import *
from tkinter import ttk
# Okay, I'm just going to hardcode the values. The assignment doesn't say that I can't, so why overcomplicate it?
# In essence, each function sets which radio button activates which burger; then makes the text box writable; then deletes the previous recipe; writes to it with the new recipe; and then makes it readonly again.
def byte_burger_recipe():
burger.set("Byte Burger")
recipe.config(state = 'normal')
recipe.delete(1.0, END)
recipe.insert(END, "Burger name: Byte Burger \n Bun type: Milk \n Sauce type: Tomato \n Number of patties: 1 \n Number of slices of cheese: 0 \n Tomato included: No \n Lettuce included: Yes \n Onion included: No \n price: $5")
recipe.config(state = 'disabled')
def ctrl_alt_delicious_recipe():
burger.set("Ctrl-Alt-Delicious")
recipe.config(state = 'normal')
recipe.delete(1.0, END)
recipe.insert(END, "Burger name: Ctrl-Alt-Delicious \n Bun type: Milk \n Sauce type: Barbecue \n Number of patties: 2 \n Number of slices of cheese: 2 \n Tomato included: Yes \n Lettuce included: Yes \n Onion included: Yes \n price: $11")
recipe.config(state = 'disabled')
def data_crunch_recipe():
burger.set("Data Crunch")
recipe.config(state = 'normal')
recipe.delete(1.0, END)
recipe.insert(END, "Burger name: Data Crunch \n Bun type: Gluten free \n Sauce type: Tomato \n Number of patties: 0 \n Number of slices of cheese: 0 \n Tomato included: Yes \n Lettuce included: Yes \n Onion included: Yes \n price: $8")
recipe.config(state = 'disabled')
def code_cruncher_recipe():
burger.set("Code Cruncher")
recipe.config(state = 'normal')
recipe.delete(1.0, END)
recipe.insert(END, "Burger name: Code Cruncher \n Bun type: Milk \n Sauce type: Tomato \n Number of patties: 3 \n Number of slices of cheese: 3 \n Tomato included: Yes \n Lettuce included: Yes \n Onion included: Yes \n price: $15")
recipe.config(state = 'disabled')
# This is what the example was called.
root = Tk()
root.title("Welcome to Codetown Burger Co")
# David Paul used this padding, and I liked it. I also kept the "content" variable because it works. If it's not broke, don't fix it.
content = ttk.Frame(root, padding = "3 3 12 12")
content.grid(column = 0, row = 0)
# I felt it nice to add a minimum size. This is the smallest possible size where nothing is overlapping or compressed.
root.minsize(600, 300)
recipe = Text(content, height = 10, width = 50, state = 'disabled')
recipe.grid(row = 0, column = 0, columnspan = 4)
# I made them strings. I tried booleans, but they can only be on or off, where as the strings can say different things.
# I also set the left-most burger to be first.
burger = StringVar()
burger.set("Byte Burger")
byte_burger_recipe()
# These are the different radio buttons. They have text on the button specifying the burger, then they run a command, which is to write the recipe, I made all of the variables the same so that they couldn't all be activate at the same time, but I gave them all different values so that you can't have two active at the same time.
# I also got bored and added a "Done" button.
bb_button = ttk.Radiobutton(content, text = "Byte Burger", command = byte_burger_recipe, variable = burger, value = "Byte Burger")
bb_button.grid(column = 0, row = 1)
cad_button = ttk.Radiobutton(content, text = "Control-Alt-Delicious", command = ctrl_alt_delicious_recipe, variable = burger, value = "Ctrl-Alt-Delicious")
cad_button.grid(column = 1, row = 1)
dc_button = ttk.Radiobutton(content, text = "Data Crunch", command = data_crunch_recipe, variable = burger, value = "Data Crunch")
dc_button.grid(column = 2, row = 1)
cc_button = ttk.Radiobutton(content, text = "Code Cruncher", command = code_cruncher_recipe, variable = burger, value = "Code Cruncher")
cc_button.grid(column = 3, row = 1)
done_button = ttk.Button(content, text = "Done", command = sys.exit)
done_button.grid(column = 5, row = 2)
root.columnconfigure(0, weight = 1)
root.rowconfigure(0, weight = 1)
content.columnconfigure(0, weight = 1)
content.columnconfigure(1, weight = 1)
content.columnconfigure(2, weight = 1)
content.columnconfigure(3, weight = 1)
content.columnconfigure(4, weight = 1)
content.rowconfigure(1, weight = 1)
root.mainloop()
How do I dynamically resize the widgets upon resizing the window?

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I...
What?
With some bad movie genre directors and studios, you have a general idea of what's ahead of you. A Troma film will be trashy and usually gross, a Corman film will be cheap but with heart, a Hammer film will somehow toe the line between trashy and classy, and so on.
With Alber Pyun, I never EVER know what the hell is going to happen. The man doesn't understand films, entertainment, scripts, or just how humans operate in general.
The basic premise of this film is kind of simple. Off in space somewhere, a tough lady runs a club (The Electric Dream) that broadcasts a big time musical show. Her leading act has died in a spaceship accident, and she reaches out to sleazy manager Matty to get the current band he's promoting to fill the gap.
Problem: their lead singer Ace just quit the band...then died five seconds later in a car crash. Matty finds a seemingly naive girl named Judy Jetson (no shit) in the weirdest high school talent show (five minutes after Ace died in real time). A few minutes later she meets the rest of the band, is dressed like she hit up Madonna's garage sale, has a dead muskrat of a wig crammed on her head, is renamed Ace so Matty doesn't have to change the posters, and is belting out the bands songs expertly in a dive bar maybe ten minutes after having met the band.
Tough lady and Matty hammer out a deal, and Matty cuts the concert short so he can steal a ship to fly them across the galaxy tonight to make the Electric Dream show. Another problem: the ship has a secret cargo...a psychotic killer in the cargo hold. The ship crashes on a desert planet, then...
Then...
Hell if I know.
The story kind of sort of made sense until that point, but didn't really. Things happen stupid fast, while at the same time feel like nothing is happening at all. Once they're crashed, the girls bicker and fuss and do drugs and drink coffee and bicker woodenly some more, and it all seems kind of improv, but with no direction at all. The psycho monster does...stuff. Zombie punk cannibals do things? A couple of nude desert sirens kind of sort of do a something and a thingus, then fall over? There's a lot of running around and complete nonsense with a hint that maybe this is all some sort of dream/nightmare/drug trip, but then it kind of ends and there's another musical number?
I just don't fucking know.
The only reason I stuck with this is that, inexplicably, the 80's female pop-rock songs are actually pretty damned good. The lyrics are kind of nonsense, but I didn't really care. They were catchy in a Pat BenataBonnie Tyler sort of way, and it drug me along through this cow patty of a film.
Do I recommend this one? Ehhhhhhhh, sorta. It was OK to have on while it was doing other stuff, but I have the distinct feeling that if you don't pay attention, you'll think you missed something.
No, you didn't.

21 & older only. Messages/chats only. Won’t respond to comments. State your age & location in your first message & a little about yourself.
I’m not here to make a best friend or hear about your mundane 9-5. I live a unique life where I can do what I want,when I want. I’m at a point in my life in every aspect where I can do what I want. I travel,buy what I want. I enjoy my life & I’m very to the point about who I am & how I am.
I’m very open about myself & my lifestyle. I’ve learned over the years to not waste my time talking to people that are close minded or who don’t fit what I am looking for.
I know what I want & I go for it. I don’t sit back & wait. I am not a huge fan of the “Alpha” label but I think it fits me for the most part. I can be laid back & chill but when I’m motivated I am focused. I lead a strict lifestyle in many ways.
If you’re curious to learn more feel free to reach out.

I've read people's opinion on it and why it makes sense vs the one's who don't like it. Watched gameplay from different people. played multiple games with this rework trying out different strategys. No matter what is going on it's just awful to play. I genuinely don't see why they did this and most of the people who like it can't even explain why. Most just like it because it's a (new) support because it's a support without caring about the character. Others want it to happen whether because they hate going against Moji or the low pickrate excuse even though kinnesa and strix exist. So like the other actual Moji mains or people who know how she operates and her history. I'm going to explain everything wrong with this rework and why it shouldn't happen.
 

Spit & Sparkle

\ \ I have multiple problems with this change. Let's start with the fact that sparkle now self slows you for 20% when used. It used to be 10% which was one of the main issues that we wanted to be removed but kept it now it's at 20%. So now Moji has a ball and chain on her and anyone with extra speed will outrun Moji's heals and damage. Thought supports was supposed to stay with the team. Not have a hard time keeping up with them. No wonder Moji she tells Po-Li to go faster. In order to do it you have to stop healing, then heal, and do it again which means you have less healing. Unless of course they're glued to the point which won't happen in most cases since people have to constantly move in different areas because of what's happening.
Also when it comes to attacking and running away you might as well stay still. Where are you going while being self slowed for 20% while having a big hurtbox? Everyone in this sub just forgot about her big hurtbox which makes Fighting even more of a issue. Even if you use morning breath which takes off 4% of self slow. You still have the big hurtbox issue and less options for better cards which most of them suck that I'll slightly explain later as well. Self slow should be gone in general. It should have never stayed especially when they decided to remove it for everyone else.
Second issue is her damage. There was a reason why she did 1,000 damage and not 450. Not only that but they removed her ability to mark enemies by default. You can with a talent but I'll get to that later. Spit does the main damage and now sparkle does limited tickle damage which also means you're wasting your heals. Who thought this made sense in the slightest. You have to use that in order to kill your enemies faster. When your done you have to wait for it to refill to attack the next enemy coming when no one else comes to help making you helpless. Or you somehow kill the enemy because it's hard to do unless low health. You have to use the rest of it to heal your team which you won't have enough of. This is painful to use.
Third issue is it has heal ammo like IO that runs out quick. Yes you can mark your team but it still isn't enough and doesn't fix the main problems. Her main healing is short range. Name one healer in the game that has a short range in healing. They also have to manually heal with sparkle which other manual healers especially auto or assisted aim healers can do way better. God forbid if they have to come back into battle and try to heal a low health teammate with spit which you will miss multiple times. So what's the point of healing with this character. Moving on to Magic Shield
 

Magic Shield

 
This ability doesn't do much for her team or herself and she should have kept magic barrier. This ability feels like a worse version of Torvalds removed talent alternating current. Instead of delaying your death by 1.5 seconds you delay it by one attack and take the next few shots before being able to run away. The only possible use of it is a niche build and team where you run with a flank while having the card harmonious. With the card you are basically a walking dispenser that shoots with the flank you will hug through most of the game. We already have enough niche things that can be pretty boring and are hardly used. Torvalds had multiple of those. Moji doesn't need it too.
 

Scamper

\ \ You can now run indefinitely with it. They removed bunny hopping but then they brought it back when they realized that she was a literal bunny. When they brought it back though they nerfed the speed and the bunny hops. It's so noticeable that it's not any different from the scamper ability when it comes to speed. The only good thing about it is when you do the advanced tech when trying to spray. That is until that 20% self slow puts a ball and chain on you. This doesn't fix her main issues and they made it worse beilieve it or not. Here's there reason on doing it.
Due to changes to how Scamper functions, Bunny Hopping will be weaker at base than it was prior. In order to feel similar to how it did on Moji prior, you'll want high levels of both Boop and Morning Breath to allow those same flings across spaces.
This is completely wrong because when did we ever had a card that decreases self slow. Your really trying to tell me that Moji players, grandmaster Moji players, and bot Moji didn't know anything about it??? Guess it was hidden in the game the whole time. Plus it doesn't even change the speed of bunny hopping because you nerfed it and nothing in her cards effects it. So in order to maintain any kind of speed I have to put points into morning breath which is pretty a forced have too in game. Also who uses boop to increase the speed after using scamper. No one used it because bunny hopping was way better than that because you're able to move while attacking and defending yourself. Anyone running it was basically throwing without knowing. Not even maxing out scoot will save you. Your just delaying your death with that maxed out 20% damage reduction and giving them more ult. Seriously if using regular scamper made you die when trying to escape. What's making it indefinitely going to do?
 

Bon Appetite

\ \ This one really amazes me because they actually put part of yummy into base kit that we asked for halve what. Except there is no ult percentage and gives 50% of maximum health instead of 1000hp and ignores anti-healing. Problem is. This ult is now basically worse than pips ult and atlas setback. They changed everything else but the ultimate in order to keep the old Moji play style that is pretty much dead. They clearly want her to be glued to her team and with this ultimate you make them have to run to the opponent to eat it. The main use now for it is to use it for defence which is horrible because it's so easy to predict it. Most characters can either block, CC immune, dodge, and other things to ignore being ulted. Even with the cancels it won't work. You had a better chance of using it because you can attack regularly, use the magic barrier combo, and other methods to make people take the ultimate. Without magic barrier she less uses for her ultimate. It's now a long charging ability and is terrible. Now for the talents.
 

Spit Shine

\ \ Spit now heals them for 350 and increases their Movement Speed by 20% for 2s. Why is this reworked Moji's only true support talent. This talents fine until you realize that it's also goes against Moji and the team. Let me explain. Remember how Moji has 20% self slow when she fires. Well now that the team is moving at 120% now you're basically moving at 60% and they're outrunning you. Some characters can move even faster and you will basically be at a speed of 40%-60%. So if you felt forced using morning breath you will using this talent and have to make it 5 points. Even with morning breath maxed out. You will be moving at 60%-80% and will be forced to use scamper and may get attacked by a enemy and can't run or hurt them enough. You're just a bad assist healer with some use that is not enough.
 

Jubilation

\ \ Reworked to "Magic Marks are now instead applied to enemies. Detonating at least 7 stacks of Magic Mark deals bonus damage, up to a total of 800". I'm aware that she is a support but they still don't know why she did 1,000 damage in the first place. With this talent you no longer have the ability to use the secondary to heal people. This talent will bring these types of players.
The ones who like old Moji and then realizing that they changed so much that flank Moji is not possible. Instead they may go damage and heal from time to time. Another one is that someone uses it for defence while mainly healing the team and forcing two supports to play in the match. The last one is someone you will see more often is someone not able to play Moji or the talent well. Youthought grohk going damage and seris flanking on the same team was bad. Get ready for her to join the team. Your going to ask them so who is going main support and who will play tank and it's television static. The seris will stand around too much and do a bunch of questionable things. Grohk only has some heals because they were there when they played damage. The Moji is struggling to do anything with it. The seris will plug and the bad grohk player will say something crazy before leaving a millisecond later.
No matter what you do with the talent based on your skill. Nothing just works for reworked Moji including the cards. The damaged worked because she had magic barrier and damage combos with it. Without it she can't do anything when she's is in danger including running away with the giant hurtbox.
 

Realm Runner

\ \ When entering Scamper, leave a magical dust cloud behind that applies a lingering heal for 600 over 3s. Dust cloud lasts 4s.
Moji mains have been wanting toot I mean realm runner in base kit for awhile because it's not a real talent. It's a better version of scurry and when it's in base kit then she would actually be able to use the other two talents and do better without ruining gameplay for anyone. Instead they kept it as a talent to play the old Moji. What old Moji...you got rid of almost everything Moji who is basically just a echo champion at this rate. You turned a forced talent into a throw talent.
The dust cloud we wanted back is just a sparkly circle on the ground that people won't be able to see. Plus is like back then where the team can see it and no one else. Otherwise people will know where she is and take her down. Why.
 

Cards

\ \ None of the cards have any synergy with each other at all. You're basically forced to use morning especially with the healing talent at 3-5. Since default ammunition for sparkle is terrible you will definitely need 3-5 points for symbiotic. Dense woods never needed any points above 1 and was a decent filler card for old Moji. However since this is reworked Moji. Don't think it's worth using since you will try to be around the team constantly and should already be enough. Now we have 5-9 points for ourselves so what can we do. Uhhhh. Well damn.
Oh I didn't mention this earlier but remember how spit shine and Moji's 20% self slow makes the team run away from her. Well the card natures blessing gives allies 5% extra speed when they get hit by spray for 3 seconds. So you can max this out at 25%. Instead of being 40-60% slower than faster teammates being healed with there speed cards and abilitys. 60% slower when trying to healer teammates without anything making them move faster besides you. This is how fast you will be moving compared to them.
You will be moving at 15% at worst to 55% when trying to heal teammates while trying to heal them as they really outrun your heals. With morning breath maxed out you will mainly be moving at 35%-75% while healing. No one has tested this character at all.
Anyway you can look at the cards and get some ideas as we move on to the long time Moji bugs. So for the people who been playing Moji or about to with support Moji. Get ready to deal with these long time annoying bugs.
 

Weapons/Armor

\ \ Fluffy
Increase your maximum Health by {5050}.
Peppy
Generate {0.40.4}% Ultimate Charge when triggering a max stack Magic Mark.
Symbiotic
Increase your Sparkle capacity by {66}%.
Will-o-the-Wisp
Increase your Movement Speed by {55}% for 4s after getting an Elimination.
 

Sparkle

\ \ Dense Woods
Increase the duration of your Magic Marks by {0.80.8}s.
Greater Good
When an ally receives max Magic Marks, they gain a {2020} Health Shield while marked.
Morning Breath
Reworked to "Decrease self-slow of Sparkle by 2020%"
Nature’s Blessing
Allies gain {55}% Movement Speed for 3s after being hit by Familiar Spray.
 

Magic Shield

\ \ Cozy
Magic Shield Heals allies for {66} every 0.25s while its being channeled.
Glimmer
Reduce Magic Shield’s Cooldown by {0.10.1}s when detonating a max stack Magic Mark.
Harmonious
Regenerate {31}% Sparkle and Ammo for affected allies every 0.25s while channeling Magic Barrier.
Shimmering
Allies affected by Magic Barrier gain {33}% Crowd Control resistance for 4s.
 

Scamper

\ \ Boop
Increase your Movement Speed by {88}% for 2s after using Scamper.
Scoot
Reduce the damage you take during Scamper by {44}%.
Scurry
Heal for {2020} every 0.3s during Scamper.
Wobbles
Gain {1010}% Slow resistance while using Scamper.
 

The Bugs

\ \ It isn't a paladins games without mentioning the bugs. Here's what to expect when playing her so you don't get confused.
If a seris or Kasumi is on the team and attack the same enemy as you. Your marks will reset back to zero everytime they attack. Now can this somehow happen when trying to heal the same teammates. No idea but anything goes with paladins.
If you mark a enemy, shoot spit at them and die. Despite the mark being there the game will for some reason make you do zero mark damage.
A enemys hurtbox when turned into a cookie is really weird. You can touch them multiple times and still won't be eaten until they finally do. Sometimes they may turn back to normal even though you clearly deserved it. Last part hasn't happened to me and I hope it doesn't. What's even weirder is that even though you can't eat them from the front from time to time. Even when they're literally on your head and jumping around. You can definitely eat them from behind with no misses. Why has this not been fixed.
When being ulted by furia that's supposed to give 30% extra damage. You will instead receive 9% extra damage. I don't think this happens to no one else besides maybe jenos too.
These bugs are still relevant for reworked Moji. The other ones are not there like snack attack so I won't mention them. I even have videos for these bugs too. Don't think because these videos are old it means that it no longer happens. The horse bug is old and that has been going on for years including other things.
https://www.reddit.com/Paladins/comments/tvfhlg/a_video_of_multiple_moji_bugs_happening_ill/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
https://www.reddit.com/Paladins/comments/z33w1x/yeah_that_makes_sense/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
 

Conclusion

\ \ I know they want to do something with her but I don't buy it that they did this because they cared about Moji. Moji hardly got any changes for years and I mean rarely a update to anything about her even though we're telling them what to do and then they rework them. They did thid because they didn't have funds for a echo champion since that was mentioned in the exact same post when talking about changing moji. Paladins has a history of someone who works on the game saying they will do this or mention a thing. Whether or not people like it or not which most of them we didn't like. They will still do it like echo champions.
This is the wrong way to go about it and no warning was ever given. To people who think well people ask for support/tank in the past. Those people now see that Moji is actually better than how people depicted her in late season 2. Plus those people no longer play the game and had a whole different idea when paladins was different back then. It's one thing to say I want a support. It's another when it comes to a type of support and what they have but everyone can't explain it because they simply hate Moji based on the comments. There are some characters I hate going against and when there character gets gutted I don't cheer in excitement. I would hate that to happen to my favorite characters. I simply want a certain thing nerf if it's clearly too much but without ruining them. I only suggest a rework or change to a certain thing if nothing else can work and is something people can agree on that benefits everyone.
These changes don't benefit anyone including the ideas since no one asked for these specific things. I would just revert it and actually listen to Moji mains needs to make her a better character. Not just Moji but every character. Especially the non human characters because they stay ignore them including people wanting ruckus Aerial Assault in base kit. Rather you guys fix the actual issues than do stuff like this. Including finishing unfinished maps instead of a unnecessary map rework making them worse to play on and never fixed.
That's all I have to say. Please let me know your thoughts on this. Actually have a real opinion and thoughts and not repeat the same thing over and over without making a actual point or I'm ignoring it.

Xooty suicide parade 900pp play did not get the same treatment as a 1300 pp play? Now is that a problem with the score being not impressive, or because people are- the culture of osu!, currently, atleast for people who are not very deep into the game, uhh-, is accustomed to just looking at the number, which is the pp, and thinking that's the end-all, be-all. I didn't even know xooty fc'd suicide parade. That's a fucking crazy ass score. That's a score, if i were to watch that, that would genuinely excite me. But no one sends it. no one ever sent me that. I never heard about it. all the shit that people send me are just 1500, 1600, 1400, and low and behold, it's an hddt map, has some jumps, some streams, and that's it.....
oh shit it's not the top diff what the fuck? dude th- the spaced triples are literally some of the most annoying patterns in this fucking game. yet this map is literally FILLED with it. that's also a reason why i think like blanket statements are also like really- like discussions within the osu! community is just so difficult to make because specificity is very important, and i'm also guilty of this even during our conversation today, but like technically speaking, these spaced triples are flow-aim patterns, yet they are not rewarded for the difficulty of them. these patterns are so fucked up man...... like i don't know how to explain it, it's like going from a velocity of 0 on- on a stack pattern, into a super follow-point spaced pattern. that like change in spacing is literally so hard to consistently hit..... WHAT THE!? WHAT THE FUCK??? WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?..... DUDE! WAIT XOOTY ISN'T EVEN- XOOTY IS FUCKING CHILLING! wait she has a massive fucking tablet so i guess like shakes literally wouldn't like show up on her tablet right? yeah i fucking forgot! her tablet is like the size of a fucking football field \chuckles** wait this is a choke? this is a 2 miss? where the FUCK did she miss?........ WhHaaT? SHE HIT FUCKING EVERYTHING! WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE MISS?..... (miss sound) i'm gonna fucking puke. that is repulsive dude. that is fucking repulsive. that is- \sigh** ugh. \chuckles** deserved for playing hidden. noooo dudeeee, noooo that's just out of pOcKet you can't fucking say that dudee. noooahaoanoaanoaha. i fear- i feel a literal tear coming out from seeing that bro. there's no fucking way. that was only the first miss?? \slaps forehead** i- i literally- i- i- i literally said this. i literally said this. hitting, like it's not- it's not the spacing that's difficult. it's the going from a 0 velocity- 0 cursor velocity to a follow point- to a- to a velocity that requires follow points. that is so FUCKING DIFFICULT man. oh my god. yeah this score is ridiculous dude. i find this score so much more impressive. which is also why pp is a joke. and it's honestly- it- it- it- it's- it sucks man. everyday people come into my chat and uh- preach about oh, set a 1k, oh, when are you gonna set uh- an 800 again? bla bla bla bla bla. pp is dumb!

Introduction:

Hello, and welcome to the /hockey Pick em' Playoff Pick 'em Challenge! I'll be running the Playoff Challenge on a round-by-round basis, and I'll be making one thread per round. You'll be picking multiple variables for each series, with varying point values. This is the thread for the third round, the Conference Finals.

2nd Round Results:

1st Place: ghost_curse123 with 23 points.
2nd Place: kk451128 and Kroger453PredsFan with 22 points.
4th Place: ChopinBallades, lHansBrix, and Morderator94 with 21 points.
Second round results can be found here.

First Round Results:

These are only being announced now because of the first and second rounds overlapping.
1st Place: ajhockeystar with 30 points.
2nd Place: RedSlider18 with 28 points.
3rd Place: Kroger453PredsFan with 27 points.
First round results can be found here.

Overall Results:

1st Place: Kroger453PredsFan with 49 points.
2nd Place: ajhockeystar and Morderator94 with 46 points.
4th Place: ChopinBallades and kk451128 with 43 points.
Alphabetical overall results can be found here.

Round 3: Conference Finals

Here is what you'll be picking this round for each series:
6 Points:

• Pick the winner of the series.

4 Points:

• Pick the number of games played in the series.

2 Points:

• Pick one player from either team who will record a game winning goal for their team. There is only a possibility of one point for this, even if your player records more than one game winning goal.
  
• What will the total goal differential be between the two teams? (Ex: 5. You do not need to specify which team will have more goals)
  
• How many total overtime periods will be played in the series?
  
• What player will spend the most time on ice throughout the series? (This excludes goalies)
  

1 Point:

• Which team will have the better power play?
  
• Will the winning team touch the conference championship trophy during the trophy presentation?
  

Submitting Your Pick:

Picks can be submitted for all series that have yet to start. Once a series starts, those picks will be locked. If you decide to make a change in one of your picks, that's fine, just edit your post. However, picks for a series will be locked once the series starts (even if you make an edit).
Feel free to post your picks however you’d like, but feel free to use, or modify this simple table template:

Series Winner	Games	GWG	Goal Diff	OT	TOI	PP	Trophy Touch?
Rangers/Panthers	4/5/6/7	XXX	#	#	XXX	Rangers/Panthers	Yes/No
Stars/Oilers	4/5/6/7	XXX	#	#	XXX	Stars/Oilers	Yes/No

If you have any questions, please leave it in the comments below. More questions will be added as the rounds go on, and I am taking suggestions for a few additional (fair) prop picks. Thank you everyone and Good luck!
Live Standings can be found here. I will try to update as soon as I can, to make them as updated as possible.

Matchups & Lock times:

New York Rangers vs Florida Panthers
Series Preview Picks will lock on Wednesday May 22nd at 8:00 PM ET.
 
Dallas Stars vs Edmonton Oilers
Series Preview Picks will lock on Thursday May 23rd at 8:30 PM ET.

Hello again velo, It's me. The guy that rides uphill in Japan. On my last post I mentioned some differences in racing in Japan saying it was for another post. Well, there appeared to be some interest in me making that post. As I mentioned then... I tend to ramble. I'm an English teacher at a small high school which leaves me with a lot of free time. I enjoy spending that time researching anything from training methodology to obscure Japanese history. I decided to use some of that time to write about road racing in Japan and it turned into... well, whatever this is. It's (sort of) a guide to racing your bike over here. I've organized it into sections, so feel free to read it all or skip through them. At the end I've attached racing adjacent notes as well as a small bio.
If this post is not appropriate for this subreddit, I understand. And while I don't want to self-promote I spend most of my time reading about Japan not only because I live here, but also because my wife and I host a podcast. We mostly ramble about our lives here as foreigners. It's mostly cultural, but as long time competetive cyclists we often talk about bikes too. We host a website where I write random articles, which is where this is ultimately hosted, with photos. If you're curious you can google my username and find us.
I tried to think about things I've learned along the way and put it into writing for anyone in the future that might move to Japan and have an interest in racing. If you have any questions or see any information gaps, feel free to ask! In September we'll be moving to the Netherlands... so maybe I'll have to do this all over again then. Anyway, without further rambling, here it is.
Race License
There are actually quite a lot of road events throughout the country. However, many are marketed towards recreational cyclists. Going as far as incorporating anti-competition clauses in their rules. So what do you do if you want to race? For starters, you’ll head to the Japan Cycling Federation’s website and register for a license. It’s in Japanese, but with the magic of Google Translate it shouldn’t be too hard to navigate. This is also for those currently residing in Japan. I think otherwise you would need an international license issued from your country’s governing body.
While on their website you can check the calendar of events that are scheduled. But, it’s not as simple as where I am from (USA) where once you have a license you can register yourself for almost any event and just show up.
Race Organizers
In most cases while the JCF is the licensing body, they are not the event coordinator. Events are hosted by a number of different governing bodies within the country. There’s the Japan Intercollegiate Cycling Federation (JICF), Japan Cycling League (JCL), prefectural federations such as the Yamaguchi Cycling Federation and finally the Japan Bicyclist Club Federation (JBCF). There are a lot of Js, Cs and Fs in the acronym lexicon over here. In this post I’ll be focusing on the JBCF because it was sold to me as Japan’s premier race organizer and the highest level of racing in Japan. It also seems to have the most robust calendar of events.
Declaration of my bias and shortcoming: The JBCF is the only organizer I’ve had any meaningful experience with. No, they’re not paying me. However I have won a cool towel, a coffee cup and some bar tape at their events. Actually I’ve given them quite a bit of money…
Teams
So you’ve got your JCF license and like me you’ve decided to participate in the JBCF. What’s next? Register for a JBCF account, sign up for events, race your bike? Almost. You do need to register for an account. After that, you need to find a team. That’s right, you need to be registered with a JBCF team to participate in races. This was a surprise to me and also a barrier to entry at first. As a new resident of Japan I didn’t know anyone here let alone a team that would let a random foreigner join.
How’d I do it then? Well, the first team I joined was through a friend of a friend of a friend. My second and current team I ended up getting to know because I took a bunch of KOMs around my new home. I guess Strava KOMs are worth something after all. If you’re looking for a team you could start by asking local shops, they often have a club organization that you can sign up for. If you’re desperate you can also make your own team. It used to only require two people, but I think they increased that to three or four.
Costs
I’m writing this in May of 2024, so the costs will be current as of that month. The USD to JPY conversion is sitting around 1 USD = 155 JPY.
Your first cost will be the JCF license fee. In my case, an elite rider over 23 years old, it was 5,000y for an e-license and 6,300y for the physical one. My first year I used the e-license, but my second year I paid for the physical one as a cool souvenir.
Beyond the license. You’ll need a team kit (bibs & jersey) and you may also be required to pay the athlete registration fee. To join my E1 team in 2024 I paid 43,000 yen. That included one team kit and the registration fee plus some small accessories (gloves, bottle, etc.). In E1 I paid all my own entry fees, which were approximately 8,500y per race.
My JPT experience was a special case. I paid roughly $1,200 (usd). But I received two kits (jerseys & bibs), a speed suit (SS skinsuit), windbreaker, vest, socks, etc. I also had the benefit of the “pro” treatment at races with lots of assistance. Was it a cold rainy day? I could ask for embro and they’d oil me up with a little massage. Needed a bike wash, snacks, or a trainer to warm up on? All provided. And all of my entry fees were covered. I never paid those out of pocket. It was a really cool experience and honestly I think I got my money's worth just in the races that I attended, let alone all the extras. Plus the team was above and beyond hospitable. A really great bunch of people.
Categories
Once you’re on a team you’re good to go! So which category should you race in? The JBCF has 5 big categories: Japan Pro Tour (JPT), Japan Elite Tour (JET), Japan Feminin Tour (F), Japan Youth Tour (Y1 & Y2), and the Japan Masters Tour (M). JET is further broken down into E1, E2 & E3. The general idea is male riders start as E3 and through results they work their way up to E1. If they’re highly motivated they’ll target a placement on a JPT Team.
Unfortunately for the women, I believe there is only one lump “Female” category. But in one of my most recent races a woman lined up with us for our race start. So that may be an option. For the Youth there’s U19 & U17. Masters is similar to the women’s category and I believe there is simply one “Masters” event, without age ranges.
Using what I know (USA Cycling Categories) I’ll try to make a comparison. E3 is your Cat 4/5 or Novice rank. E2 is around Cat 3/4 and E1 is roughly one big P/1/2/3 field. JPT is something like the US’s Domestic Elite field. Some JPT teams (and even some E1 teams) are UCI Continental teams. Although, honestly, some JPT riders are probably equivalent to strong Cat 3s.
In America I raced as a Cat 2 on the road, albeit I was a pretty weak 2. My first year in Japan I raced JPT and was able to hang in the peloton and finish events. My second year I raced as an E1, where I was very competitive and able to fight for podium finishes. That’s my experience and my basis for the above comparisons.
Events
Once you’ve got all the above figured out, it’s time to finally race! The JBCF organizes the following events: Road, Criterium, Hill Climb, Time Trial and Track. Criterium, Time Trial & Track are pretty similar to what you’d find anywhere else in the world. So for this post I’ll really just focus on Road and Hill Climb.
It’s worth noting that except for track, all of these events take place on public roads. But, unlike the USA, it seems the general rule in Japan is that for a race to be a “race” the roads need to be closed to traffic. Sounds great, right? Right! Or, mostly. Japan is a beautiful country with incredible scenery and fantastic road riding. Unfortunately, the JBCF uses very little of this. I think to minimize inconveniencing locals, cut costs, and make their lives easier, most of these events will take place on already closed circuits or around agricultural land (where no one lives or drives anyway). In practice they are “public” roads, but they only need to shut down one or two entrances to close off the entire loop.
Many “road” events are just very long short circuit races. A popular venue that hosts multiple races throughout the season is the Gunma Cycle Sports Center. This is a defunct cycling theme park built in the 1980s with a paved 6 km circuit. Some of the races in the higher categories can be up to 150 km! That’s 25 laps! And, they’ll be pulling riders. When I was racing JPT it was often a big accomplishment just to finish a race. It was a common occurrence for a break to get established with the big teams represented and the rest of the field to sit up, inevitably getting pulled before being lapped. It’s not uncommon for well over half of the field to DNF early on in these longer races. Sometimes to add a little spice to your life, they’ll run the course in the opposite direction one weekend.
So, I’m biased, but that style of “road racing” wasn’t for me. That’s what led me to the Hill Climb. At first, I thought it was just an uphill TT. But, it's a mass start! The last one I did was Mt. Ontake HC which was a 17.7km race gaining 1,150 meters in elevation finishing at an altitude just under 2,200m. I finished in 51 minutes. It’s more like an uphill criterium. You might explode, but you won’t get pulled. It’s also, of course, point to point.
Good things to know about a Hill Climb are the controlled descent and luggage delivery. When you finish you’ll be waiting at the top of the climb for all other riders and categories to finish. Sometimes this means you’re waiting for an hour or more! Thankfully the morning of the race you can give a bag to the organizers and they will deliver it to the top of the mountain. This is a great way to make sure you have extra layers and snacks waiting for you. Just make sure it’s packed in a bag that you can then easily carry with you on the descent.
Be extra mindful of the forecast. At Ontake in 2024 we started at the base of the mountain in temperatures around 16 celsius. At the summit it was 7 degrees and it started to rain! Thankfully I had a teammate who had driven to the top (you must register your vehicle) and he gave me a lift back down. If you’re riding down, the descent will be done in waves which are chaperoned and controlled by officials on motorcycles.
Registering
I can only tell you my experience and I’m not certain that this is how it always works. When I was in the JPT, I never paid for an event. Each team could send six riders and the team manager made a selection based on which riders requested to go to which event, they would then register you to go. In my E1 team I haven’t run into any rider maximums (we only have a few E1 riders), and I pay for each event. I still tell the team’s manager which event I want to travel to, they register me, but then I pay them back.
The Day Of
The JBCF events have been very organized. The week before they will release a list of registered riders along with a technical guide. The technical guide will include information about the course, where to park, where to check in, how to pin your numbers and more. It’s only in Japanese. Google Translate will be your best friend. Or if you’re lucky you may have a teammate that can speak some English and help you out.
Usually the check in process begins a couple of hours before the start time. You’ll go to license control and pick up your numbers and timing chip. If you’re doing a hill climb and need to, this is also the period of time you drop off your luggage to be taken to the summit. Get kitted & pinned up, then go to the “vehicle control”. They will check your bike against a jig, kind of like what the UCI might use, as well as check the weight (take your bottles off the bike when you hand it to them) and make sure your numbers are pinned correctly. A keen eyed inspector may even look at your helmet to make sure it has the JCF certification sticker. You could possibly be told to change helmets if yours doesn’t have the sticker. When they tell you that everything is OK, you’ll go to the table and sign the box with your name.
There are also meetings that will be happening. But, you shouldn’t have to worry about that. If the team manager can’t be present they will send an “attendant”. This person is responsible for going to the meetings and reporting back to the riders.
Podiums & Prizes
Look how far you’ve come. After all that you’re headed to the podium, which in many events will be six deep. What should you expect? Maybe a cool trophy or a medal? It’s even better. How about a formal certificate signed and stamped by the JBCF President! That’s right, you’ll be receiving an A4 sheet of paper. And yes, when they hand it to you they’ll turn it to face you, use both hands to hand it over and bow. And yes, you should receive it with both hands and bow in return. I plan to frame and hang mine like some kind of college diploma. You’ll probably receive a prize as well. Something like what I mentioned earlier in this post, a towel, cup, umbrella, etc.
Where’s the money? If you want to hold a giant cheque with a big number (because it’s in yen) you’ll need to be racing in the top category, JPT. In this category the podium is only three deep. One time in a race I had a teammate finish 3rd and win some money. I never saw any of it, which was fair as I didn’t really contribute to his result. And I never podiumed myself. So I’m not sure how the payout actually works. Did he get to keep it all? Did the team take it? Who knows. I hope he kept it all, he’s a great guy.
Other Notes
Gachinko Cycle TV & Photo Galleries. Almost all JBCF events are live streamed & archived on YouTube! There’s a company called Gachinko Cycle TV that provides coverage. This includes camera motos as well as stationary cameras. A lot of photographers also come to the events and a photo gallery is posted on the JBCF website after the events take place.
Events & Categories. Not every event will be run for every category. A motivator for me to move from JPT to E1 was that not every hill climb has a JPT category, but they all seem to have E1. My first time racing at Ontake I was in the “Open” category and not eligible for any points or placement.
Outlier events. There are some events like the Niseko Classic (Gran Fondo World Championship Qualifier) and the Tour of Okinawa. These are one off events which are not part of the JBCF or any other federation I mentioned above. But, they are “real” road races on closed roads. There are also plenty of “cookie” rides. But be aware, like mentioned earlier, many of these explicitly say you shouldn’t come and try to ride for a certain time. I think it’s related to what I’ve been told about races having to take place on closed roads. These cookie rides likely have no traffic control. And instead of a cookie, you might get a bag of dry rice to cook later. Happened to me once.
The Hill Climb might be Japan’s most accessible event. There are actually quite a few of them around the country outside of the JBCF and they can be registered for on SportsEntry - I don’t think you need a JCF license.
What about other disciplines? I’ll toss this in here at the end because I think it’s worth mentioning. If you’re not racing Track, Cyclocross or Road… you’re not going to be doing much racing. Mountain biking is still very much in its infancy here in Japan. Despite its incredible landscape, there’s a shocking lack of good mountain biking. My wife and I moved here from Western North Carolina and she’s a former Age Group XC National Champion as well as podium finisher in events like the Pisgah Stage Race and Collegiate Nationals in STXC, XC & Omnium. So believe me, we have tried to find some good mountain biking here and it’s rough.
There are some lift-access downhill courses and we actually went to one for a “gravel” race which my wife won. This was held on what was essentially a non-technical STXC course. Disappointing is a bit of an understatement. There IS Grinduro Japan… but it’s insanely expensive and again, not really a race.
This honestly has had a big impact on our decision to ultimately move away from Japan. But, keep an eye out for developments in places like: https://www.minamialpsmtb.com/ https://namba.ngo/ https://www.nsd-hakuba.jp/iwatake_mtb_park/en/
Cyclocross has a big following in Japan and the calendar appears to be full of events throughout the season. If we were staying long term, I’d be buying a cross bike. Unfortunately I don’t have one, so I never got into that scene while living here.
Although this is mostly about racing in Japan, if you come here to race you’ll also (hopefully) be riding your bike for fun. Please be aware some laws work differently here. Although I’ve never personally run into trouble I’ve been told things like: bikes MUST use the crosswalk if turning across traffic (no turning like a car turns) & that bikes CANNOT exceed 30 km/h (a bike shop owner told me this). My wife and I have often talked about this as well… while in the USA drivers can be malicious towards cyclists, Japanese drivers are often blissfully ignorant towards them. Always ride defensively. Drivers will make eye contact with you and proceed to pull out in front of you expecting you to either not be traveling with speed or to stop for them. Even in “polite” Japan, the Car is King. I’ve had far more close calls with drivers here than I had in America. Having said that, it’s still a wonderful country to explore by bike.
Who Am I?
If you read all of this, thanks! I hope that you learned a little bit about road racing in Japan. But, who am I? I’m an American from Western North Carolina, now living in Japan. Ishikawa Prefecture to be specific. I’ve been a cyclist since 2011 when I bought my first road bike. In America I’m a Cat 2 on the road and an XC MTB Cat 1 with extensive experience training for and racing in a variety of disciplines. Road riding and racing is my true love and I honestly only got into MTB to hang out with my girlfriend. I guess it was worth it because the only National Championship medals I have are from Team Relay & Team Omnium. Oh, we ended up getting married too. So that was cool. I also got into the gravel craze thanks to the plethora of racing options in the South East. I’ve stood on multiple podiums with the internet’s favorite privateer, Dylan Johnson. And I’ve dabbled in bikepacking, bike touring & ultra endurance riding. Really, I’m just a guy that thinks about bikes too much.

21m. 5’11. Attached are 3 pics throughout my weight loss journey. 280, then 230, and then now at around 178.
https://imgur.com/a/vsOHLJ9
My question is what should I be doing from here on out? Should I still be focused on losing more weight? Is 178lbs a healthy weight? I still think I look a bit heavy. I think on the bmi scale it’s still overweight so how much would I need to go down? Or do I start lifting now? I just don’t really know what to focus on or even what to do in the gym, and I feel I would get too concerned about the scale going up as I’m so used to wanting the number to go down on the scale. Sorry for this kind of ramble, I’m just a little nervous about what to do next. Any advice would be greatly appreciated!

I 12 F had recently been having some problems with a girl who I haven’t been very close to, but still, we were sort of mutuals this all started a while ago when we were playing soccer at the field, she wouldn’t give the ball to me, even though I had asked several times kindly and a little bit mean I tapped on the shoulder to hopefully get her to turned around just for her to turn around and punch me after this, she went up to the office as I walked around, trying to act cool like I didn’t just get punched in the stomach after that, I had gotten called up to the office and we had had a big talk about how we can’t be doing that at school this continue to go on and we signed a contract to not talk to each other, after a while we sort of had gotten to be friends again and then only a few months after we just became friends. I found out my number got leaked to a bunch of strangers. I don’t even know a.k.a. the eighth graders. I do not know these girls or boys they don’t go to my school and this girl gave them my number randomly to hopefully do something bad to me a.k.a. prank me after a while I blocked their phone. Then only a couple months later I got a text from a random number. This is the same girl who was trying to prank me. She texted me on her friends phone saying that it was this girl who will call Sally ( aka the girl who punched me ) gave them money to prank me I figured out who this was in a matter of seconds it was this girl Ally, who sally always had been talking about her saying that was her girlfriend and I asked are you Sally’s girlfriend? She replied with no we are just friends, but I’m no longer friends with her. The next day school.. i came up to her and I said why did you give my phone number out to random people she ignored the question and my best friend started saying come on talk to her practically screaming at her mind you my best friend will take the world for me and do anything for me and so I’ve gotten used to that , she was so angry at Sally, and she was defending me in every single way possible, a couple days later we started to gain more problems, She was just acting strange practically taunting me. I try to tell her that I don’t feel comfortable being friends with her nor does my family. She understood this and she left after this we went to go play volleyball at the volleyball field we were playing and then she came up to me being her petty self. She told me that she’s did not feel comfortable with me being there and I have to go. I decided I’ll leave. I don’t wanna make a big scene, but after a few steps, I realized ,what was gonna happen, Nothing will happen even even if the principal gets mad at me I don’t care. I go back ready to play the game. She goes up and she runs and tells the principal I knew I was gonna get called up, but I didn’t care so I just walked up to the principal office filled out a note without even being asked to be up there. I was definitely the bigger person. after that I came down, I saw my best friend and Sally sitting together laughing and giggling my heart was absolutely broken. I couldn’t believe it. Why is my best friend choosing her over me, my best friend has talked bad about Sally so much she says that she hates her and that she just doesn’t like her in general and she’s a pick me if you know you know I was unbelievably sad and sick to my stomach I was just so sad and wondering why it’s so easy for her to cut off one of our closest friends, but it’s so hard for her to cut off a girl who has been bullying me since the day we first ever came to school the only reason why I’m so mad at this and hurt is because she would make me drop so many people in just one second and I know for a fact that it is not hard for her to so to anyone. She literally has dropped so many of our closest friends in one second even if they just kind of hit her on the shoulder just a tiny bit she will literally just yell at them and say that she doesn’t wanna be friends with them anymore for the smallest things leaking my number and punching me is not small?? I’m hurt .. but am i the ahole?

How Retailers Can Win with FFIE

Coordinated Strategy:

1. Buying and Holding Shares:
   • Buy in Large Quantities: Retail investors need to buy significant amounts of FFIE shares to increase demand and limit the supply available for short sellers. This creates upward pressure on the stock price.
   • HODL (Hold On for Dear Life): To create a sustained short squeeze, investors must hold their shares and avoid selling during initial price surges. Holding shares limits the availability of shares for short sellers to buy back, maintaining high demand and driving the price higher oai_citation:1,Is The New Meme Stock Rally Led By GME, AMC A Repeat Of 2021? Vanda Research Says No: 'Chances We Reach That Stage Are Low' - GameStop (NYSE:GME) - Benzinga oai_citation:2,Renaissance acquired GameStop and AMC shares ahead of meme stock rally - Hedgeweek.

Estimating Shares to Hold:

• Critical Mass: The exact number of shares needed to hold varies, but the key is to accumulate a substantial portion of the float. For example, during the GameStop squeeze, retail investors held a significant percentage of the available shares, leading to a massive price increase oai_citation:3,Is The New Meme Stock Rally Led By GME, AMC A Repeat Of 2021? Vanda Research Says No: 'Chances We Reach That Stage Are Low' - GameStop (NYSE:GME) - Benzinga.
• Sustained Holding Period: The duration for holding shares can vary, but it often spans several weeks to months. The longer the shares are held without selling, the more pressure it puts on short sellers, especially as margin calls force them to cover their positions.

How Long Can Hedge Funds Last?

• Short Position Covering: Hedge funds with short positions can sustain for a limited period, particularly if the stock price continues to rise. They are subject to margin calls, which require them to cover their positions by buying back shares at higher prices, leading to further price increases.
• Financial Resilience: Some hedge funds may have the financial resilience to hold their positions longer, but significant losses can force them to liquidate their positions to prevent further damage, as seen with Melvin Capital during the GameStop squeeze oai_citation:4,Is The New Meme Stock Rally Led By GME, AMC A Repeat Of 2021? Vanda Research Says No: 'Chances We Reach That Stage Are Low' - GameStop (NYSE:GME) - Benzinga.

Hedge Funds' Attack Plan with SEC Rule 201:

• Short Sale Restrictions: SEC Rule 201, the alternative uptick rule, is triggered when a stock’s price drops by 10% or more from the previous day’s closing price. This rule restricts short selling to prices above the national best bid, preventing short sellers from driving the price down further during high volatility oai_citation:5,Key Points About Regulation SHO oai_citation:6,A Traders Guide to the Short Sale Rule (SSR)/Uptick Rule.
• Trading Halts and Liquidity Management: Hedge funds may push for trading halts to manage liquidity and prevent further losses. They might also employ strategies to create temporary price dips to trigger Rule 201 and limit further short selling.
• Risk Management: Hedge funds will use advanced risk management techniques, including hedging with options and diversifying their positions, to manage exposure and mitigate losses during a short squeeze oai_citation:7,www.sec.gov oai_citation:8,Short Sale Circuit Breaker.

Conclusion:

Retail investors can win by buying and holding substantial amounts of FFIE shares, maintaining pressure on short sellers, and staying united in their strategy. The exact number of shares and duration of holding depend on the market dynamics and the level of coordination among investors. Hedge funds can last as long as their financial resilience allows, but significant upward pressure and sustained holding by retail investors can force them to cover their positions. Understanding SEC Rule 201 and its implications can also provide strategic advantages in managing short sale restrictions and market dynamics.
BASICALLY IN APE SPEAK…

1. BUY AND HODL: Buy as many FFIE shares as you can and HOLD them tight. The longer we hold, the more pressure on short sellers. 💎🙌
   
2. UNITED WE WIN: Our strength is in our unity. Together, we can create a massive short squeeze. 🦍💪
   
3. KNOW THE RULES: SEC Rule 201 stops short selling if the price drops 10%. Use this to our advantage! 📚
   
4. BE STRONG, NO FEAR: Don’t let fear or doubt shake you. We’ve seen what we can achieve when we stay strong. 🚀
   

APES TOGETHER STRONG! TO THE MOON! 🌕🚀 All ChatGPT

In as simple terms as possible, can someone explain the purpose of icons & how it would be distinguished from idolatry? As an inquirer I know very little about the role they play in your faith, so don’t take anything I say as an intentional insult. But as a Protestant I think of things like John & the angel in Revelation 22:9
But he said, “No, don’t worship me. I am a servant of God, just like you and your brothers the prophets, as well as all who obey what is written in this book. Worship only God!”
Also I’m curious about if u pray to Mary or the Apostles or Saints, where that teaching comes from, seeing as no such thing is ever hinted at in the Bible. Once again, I’m not trying to be rude, I wouldn’t ask if i wasn’t considering the possibility that you may be right & I might be wrong.

Passive ability. Helping hand.
After getting a knock down, increase healing speed by 1.5x.
After getting a kill, increase healing speed for all teammates by 1.5x.
This effect is active until, the next healing item used, and has no time limit. So a knock at the start of the game activating this passive, will keep it active until the end of the game. However that probably won’t be happening.
The passive does not stack. So 1.5+1.5… every knock. It’s just You (The player) gets 1.5x healing speed on your next health item if you get a knock. Then if you get a kill that’s 1.5x healing speed for the whole team. This overrides the first healing buff, so everyone only gets 1.5x
The passive works with every healing item, Lifelines D.O.C, Wattson’s Ult recharging shields.
Full disclosure I have NO IDEA the 1.5x was literally just a random number I came up with that sounded like a nice little bump in speed. If that’s WAY too overpowered I’m very sorry I… I don’t know.
Tactical ability. Switching sides
Switch places with a teammate. I have two ideas on how this would work.
1, Holding down the tactical button, looking at a teammate for 3 seconds, will then activate the teleport, causing you to switch places with them… this seems like the fastest most dynamic way of going about it but also the most accedent prone, and it feels like the easiest to mess up.
2, Pressing the tactical button will bring up both your teammates, kinda like in a JRPG game like Final Fantasy, you then just need to pick one of them and in 3 seconds will switch places with them. This is obviously slower and not as mid combat safe, but a lot more accurate.
Regardless of the method tho. Switching places will create a 30 damage AOE explosion, that will cause knock back and shell shock, similar to a Bangalore Ult stun.
I’m not sure if I want it to do more like healing the teammate you switched with, or giving them passive health recovery like an Octane passive. It’s a Support move because it’s supposed to get your teammate out of a bad situation, like they’re stuck in the Zone, with no health items. There getting killed by gunfire. The point is to Teleport in, get your teammate out of there bad situation, but now your in that situation, so deal some damage, knock back, stun… to help keep you alive after switching places.
I don’t think adding a healing system to it is necessary not that kind of support move.
Ult Ability. Yin and Yang
The Ult dose 2 things that are similar, but keeps her relevant with and without teammates.
If you have teammates, Increase there Ult by 5%. What this means is anything that can be increased will be increased by 5%. This includes Ult time, Ult damage, Ult stun, Ult speed boost. If there is something that can be increased by 5% it will be. Only works for 1 teammate.
If you don’t have teammates. instantly cancel an enemy Ult, that is in its animation. Can’t cancel Ults that are already activated. But if you see a enemy in the Ult animation, pressing your Ult will instantly cancel there’s.

21st: Scot Pollard (Kaoh Rong - 8th)

NBA REP IN ENDGAME LMFAOOOO
u/SMC0629:
It’s insane how great of a villain Scot is especially as deep into the show Kaoh Rong is, but he really is. Scot is one of the most petty and selfish people to be on the show, and it’s glorious. At the same time, you find yourself rooting for him every once in a while, there’s a lot of depth that goes into his character. I think he’s so deserving of endgame, and I couldn’t be happier he made it.
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u/DryBonesKing:
The way my mouth dropped when Zan approached me for an Endgame deal that included Scot Pollard of all people. Like, based doesn’t even do the feeling justice when I described how hyped I felt about it. I love Scot and I think he has such a unique presence that I’m not sure if Survivor will ever truly replicate, especially as the show tries to carry itself as a more family friendly experience. But Scot is just so naturally intimidating and terrifying, and the scene of him dousing the fire in the middle of the day just to fuck with the tribe around him, might be one of the coldest scenes I have ever seen on Survivor.
The combined impact both he and Kyle Jason (who I actually have ranked back-to-back with him in my personal rankings) is just truly something as they feel more like one of the most intimidating villain presences in the show’s history. And what really helps make them better is how they sorta piggy-back on each other. Scot adds more of a natural darkness to Jason that helps him feel even more “evil” than he probably is, while Jason has a way with words and “just enough” of a sympathetic angle in his edit that you can’t help but worry that he could be getting a winner’s edit, that the two actually feel like they could succeed. You don’t get that shit really ever in Survivor! You watch Pearl Islands and you know Fairplay’s gonna lose in the end. Philippines? Abi won’t win with her edit. Worlds Apart’s evil trio? Well thankfully not cause all three of them suck ass, but the edit definitely is giving it away they’re going to lose to Mike in the end. But Scot and Jason? I mean… shit… why are they editing Jason like this? Is… Are they going to win out?
And because of that, it makes their downfall feel even more impactful. It makes Tai saying “No” at Scot’s boot one of the best moments of all time.
Scot’s fantastic. Amazing presence. Amazing character dynamic. One of the best relationships of all time with Jason. A great role in Tai’s character arc and brief descent to darkness. So many amazing qualities I can just gush about. I wouldn’t have in my own Endgame, but I am thrilled that someone wanted this to happen and I can’t wait to read the write-up justifying it!
Overall Rank – 52/821
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u/Tommyroxs45:
Scot is such an awesome villain, yeah he’s a scumbag but who cares! We need someone who actively just doesn’t like anybody around him and he works so well with people like Tai and Aubry. You also can’t forget his bromance with Jason, just perfect, 2 villains who deserve to return!
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u/Regnisyak1:
Scot is a partial reason why Kaoh Rong doesn’t land for me. I think his villainy gets to be a little too OTT to his character, and his ruthless nature toward Alecia just never sat right with me. Objectively, he is a great character, but I just personally think he is a lot and someone I would never have in Endgame without a deal, lol. But happy for Zan!
Personal Rank: 124/821. 8/10.
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u/ninjedi1:
Scot is definitely one of the most unique villains on Survivor. You have the standard dickish villain role on the Brawn tribe, but then you do get to see his sweeter side with his bond with Tai when he gets swapped to another tribe. Then of course you have just absolute perfection at the merge with all the messy gameplay as well as beijng in one of my favorite alliances on the show with Tai and Jason, and then his blindside creating just the perfect Scot Sandwich, making it an absolute treat.
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u/Zanthosus:
What makes a good Survivor villain? The answer to that question is going to be different for everybody. Some people may think that a great villain needs to be exceptionally charismatic, toe the line between cruelty and comedy, or have sympathetic motives or backstory to justify their means of reaching the end. All of these are valid things to look for, and they are all hallmarks of some of the best villains in the show’s history. But Scot falls into a different kind of category from most of these kinds of villains. He’s from an extinct subcategory of villains: the bully. It’s been said before that Scot is the last true villain of Survivor. And while I don’t agree with that statement completely, I do believe that he is the last bully we have seen, and will likely ever see again with how the show has edited and portrayed its characters. We’ll still have antagonists to root against, sure. Jonathan Young and Drew Basile are some recent examples that show Survivor can still give us some pretty good antagonistic forces. But when it comes to the cruel bully archetype, Scot is the last of that kind of character.
And it’s honestly bizarre to me in many ways how I find Scot an incredibly fascinating character, and end up loving to hate him. Especially when you compare him to so many of the other characters of this archetype we’ve seen over the years. Rocky Reid, NaOnka Mixon, and Corinne Kaplan are some of the more notable names that belong to this group. While these characters do undoubtedly have their own defenders, I’d be willing to bet that they’re much more disliked than liked across this community. And of course Scot has his own detractors, but it’s always seemed to me that there’s been much less of an outspoken force against him than others like him. And I’m no different. I have Scot in my own personal endgame, while many other bullies are sitting in my bottom 100 of all time. So, what gives? Well, while I can’t speak for everyone, for me at least it really comes down to one thing. It’s how the people that he and Jason pick on through the season consistently stand up to them and refuse to just lay down and take it. Even if it’s not immediately, almost everyone they target stands up for themselves in one way or another. It also helps that none of their bullying is steeped in any kind of bigotry or hatefulness. They value strength and are doing whatever they can do in their power to make it just a bit further into the game.
Even from the very start of the game, they immediately single out Darnell and Alecia as being the weak links on their tribe. I mentioned before in the Alecia writeup that To Tang is one of my favorite tribes of all time. Literally everyone has something to offer entertainment wise. And while Darnell is swiftly eliminated as the first boot, Alecia manages to cockroach her way a bit further. Scot is not shy about making his feelings for her known, being that she has no place on the Brawn tribe and that she’s holding them back in challenges and ruining tribe morale. And this rivalry is just so much fun to watch. Alecia’s constant scrappiness continually digging her hole deeper and deeper as one by one everyone on To Tang around her either is firmly against her or gets eliminated. It even gets tto the point where Scot, Jason, and Cydney team up together to make sure that Alecia doesn’t get an immunity idol, and it only just barely works, with Jason wrestling her for it before coming out as the victor. And after their subsequent challenge loss, Scot gives Alecia the opportunity to give up right then and there, and just forgo the inevitable decision at tribal council. And yet, Alecia fights to the bitter end. She’s adamant in not rolling over and giving up without every bit of fight she can muster. And despite what Scot and Jason may say in the moment, I’d be surprised if they didn’t respect her for that, especially considering how they too would have to cockroach along through the rest of the game.
I like to talk alot about the juxtaposition of characters. How different personalities can both complement and be at odds with each other. And I’m not sure there’s any better example of this than the relationship between Scot and Tai on this season. Because from the moment he’s swapped onto the new Gondol tribe, they get along pretty well and a genuine friendship seems to form. These episodes are especially interesting to me because this is the kindest light he’s shown in across the entire season. He’s just having fun and enjoying his time on a tribe that, despite continuing to lose, he’s seemingly happy in. The Anna vote is just a matter of fact decision. She’s the weakest link and is trying to stir things up, so she’s the one to go. The next vote though really does change the tune of the season, and of Scot’s attitude as a whole.
The Peter boot is interesting for Scot’s story. Not because of the episode itself, but because of the fallout that arises from it going into the merge. To him, Aubry’s indecisiveness and potential willingness to jump ship makes her someone that just cannot be trusted. And by the Nick vote, he’s pretty firmly on the bottom of the numbers. But just like Alecia wouldn’t simply roll over and give up, he’s not going to either. He’s going to hide the machete, dump water on the fire, and make everyone else’s lives miserable in the hopes of creating cracks. And the best part is that this isn’t a petty move for the sake of it. Just as Aubry herself says, “There’s no way Scot did this out of temper.” And his decision pays off. Debbie ostricizes herself from the group due to being riled up from Scot’s sabotages and gets sent home as a result. But all this time, despite Scot and Jason being on the bottom, they’ve still been working with Tai. They’re the devil on his shoulder to the angel that Aubry is being. And this all comes to a head in Scot’s boot episode.
At this point, Scot has not been shy about using dirty tactics if it means he can cockroach just that bit further and acquire just that little bit more power in the game. We of course see this in his actions around camp, but also in how he talks with others like Aubry, Cydney, Joe, and especially Tai. The interactions he has with Tai are particularly fascinating to me because at the end of the day, he’s trying to work with him. And he’s needing Tai to hold up his side of the super idol in order to keep him in the game. Even despite this, we see moment after moment of Scot talking down to Tai or quickly shooting down every one of his proposals. So from Tai’s perspective, he’s already setting aside his morals for the sake of the game by working with them, but then they’re belittling him despite needing his help. It, again, goes back to the point of Scot just being a bully. But with Alecia, she had no power. Her standing up to him affected nothing and simply didn’t matter other than prove her resolve. But with Tai, him standing up for himself is so much more impactful.
This tribal council is definitely up there for the greatest of all time, and that final “No” from Tai is an all time iconic moment in the show’s history. Not just for the moment in isolation, but moreso because of the buildup to it. Seeing Scot be the bad guy, then becoming friends with Tai, only to take advantage of Tai’s good nature too much, to the point that Tai feels his best option is to stand up to his bullies, and make a difference. He chooses to side with the heroes over the villains. One thing you should know about me is that I absolutely adore Tai and his story on this season. Tai 1.0 is easily top 10 of all time for me, and potentially a top 5 placement. And without Scot and his role on the season, Tai’s story wouldn’t have even half of the impact that it does. That is why I adore Scot. The season needed a villain like Scot, and without him and Jason, this season wouldn’t have a fraction of the life, soul, and complexity that it has. And that for me makes him more than worthy of a spot in endgame.
SMC0629: 13
DryBonesKing: 15
Zanthosus: 17
Tommyroxs45: 19
Regnisyak1: 24
DavidW1208: 23
ninjedi1: 18
Average Placement: 18.429
Total Points: 129
Standard Deviation: 3.994 (6th Lowest)

I am Gay. I am 21 she is 39 I should’ve known but I have a thing for woman older then me so fuck it we ball.
We met at an event and there was instant chemistry from the day we first talked on the phone we constantly talked on the phone like 24/7 on the phone which at the time didn’t bother me but is just simply not okay. One of the first days we met she sent me money okay that’s nice…Wrong I have come to understand that it was a lot of love bombing going on from the moment we met. So this is where my stupidity comes in she recently got out of a long relationship and is still living with her ex I believe that to be fine and we proceeded mind you I really loved her like a lot I thought we would get married and yatta yatta until the red flags began I’m just gonna lost lost a few of the things that took place
-The first time we met I was accused of eyeing down her cousins and I got a swift yelling at and lecture because of how “enamored” I was in them when this was farther from the truth.
-This person drinks and when drunk this would cause a lot of verbal abuse towards me…. Things from calling me out of my name to telling me how much of a bad person she is and how she can be a villain… (she was telling me who she was I just didn’t listen)
-Apologizing every time something happened to hurt my feelings but never correcting said behavior I thought she couldn’t be abusive because she apologized abusive people don’t apologize right? WRONG
-Being Jealous of my friend and the relationship I have with her and calling her a B*tch after we got sick from her. Oh I was really stupid here I checked her for it but still forgave her
-Constantly acted like I didn’t know what I was talking about when I would call out behavior and turn it back on to me “But you do that same thing to me…don’t tell me not to do something when you do the same thing even if it’s something I apologized for) because frankly I wasn’t the best in this relationship either I have a temper and I don’t like being played with so even though I forgave I didn’t tolerate her disrespect I tried to leave a few times but I always found my way back
-Most recently my friend committed almost two weeks ago and I am very emotionally distressed about it I had a break down and her drunken response to it the next day is “I don’t need anybody passing energy onto me…” after I had a really bad breakdown the night before while drunk this was when I knew I was finally done those were the magic words I needed to release me from her shackles
-I came home blocked her and then I look down at my arm seeing a scar and then I remembered the same night that I was wasted she dug her arms into my skin so hard it left scars
I’m still fighting the urge to unblock her and try and talk this out but every time I look at my arm I’m reminded why I’m leaving but man it’s hard.

A month ago my mother said “ your father called “ I responded okay with a laugh and left. Leaving me to wonder why he wants to talk to me after all these years. Last we spoke I was in middle school. I kid you not this man asked me “ do you want to marry daddy” I don’t remember my exact response only that after I got off the phone he was asking my mom “how are you raising her” implying I’m rude. Fast forward to this year after I get home from trying on wedding dress. My fiancé at the time stated my mother informed him my father was trying to contact me. I found this highly inappropriate because this was during a time that should of been about me.My mother asked me about it again and it made feel like I had to talk to him or something.
Finally talked to the dude and literally the worst decision. Should of listened to my gut. He came off like a creepy old man, he called me baby and referee to himself as daddy so many times I lost count. My husband doesn’t even call me baby that much. He starts the conversation off by asking “ why don’t you want to talk to daddy?”
He first called me when I was at work so I had to decline the call. After declining once he proceeded to call my phone back to back to the point I had to turn my phone completely off.
After that question I was already thrown off, then he states I’m his only daughter and he misses me. Mind you I know he has another daughter… he didn’t admit to it until I called it out. Idk why he would lie.
Then he proceeds to say he thought.. I was a white woman on Facebook and he’s been messaging her to the point where she responded and said “ I’m not your daughter”
This man thought him a black man, my mother a black woman made a white child…anyways he starts saying he wants to see me and if I want to see him. I literally said I already know what you look like and shut that conversation down.
Then he starts pressing me about why I don’t have Facebook… literally responded with “ I don’t use it because I don’t need it “ After he would say one thing, he proceeded to say “ daddy loves you baby “ Giving me the ick! I don’t even know this man.
The he basically ask me to file his paper work to come to America. Makes up a lie talking about some “ I’ll drive trucks to support myself “ then says I need to send my oldest sister money from time to time.…pathetic. I just ended up saying I have to go because wtf. Got off the phone and he sends
“ My love n my baby I thank God so much that we were able to talk pls let us keep communicating I love u n will always love u my baby I will keep praying 4 u in that state of conceivement Godis going to be with u till the time set by God bye 4 now love u.”
When I tell my mother all of this she says “ I think he was just excited to talk with you” He said he didn’t reach out for awhile because he didn’t have our number….
I told her exactly why I don’t want to speak with him. She then responds he’s your father you can’t do that. Literally I don’t care I’ve went 25 years just fine and now expecting a child of my own I can choose who is welcomed in my life.
This call made me feel traumatized at 25… like I’m dealing with a new trauma at 25! Im trying to figure out how to move on with my mental health after this. The call made feel like if this is really my biological father he’s perverted, may have touch me as a child and he has some type of mental impairment or on drugs.
TL;DR : father randomly wants to keep in contact after 25 years and comes off creepy, mother asked me again to speak with him and it’s disturbing my mental health.

I am from Pakistan and it’s pretty conservative here religion wise for context and I used to walk in my colony every evening and met this guy who lived nearby but for some reason came to colony to walk too and over time meeting on walks just started getting closer and closer to him and started dating.
During this period he had started getting me to do some weird things like getting me to abuse my religion or sneak into mosque with him and make out and I went along with it all because was young and seemingly in love with this guy and wasn’t very religious but also got to be free like that for the first time and all.
Eventually this one time he had me come to this graveyard with him at night (we had broken into supposedly haunted places before for ‘fun’) and he introduced me to some friends of his and said how they wanted to do something like an ouija ritual here they had heard about or something. But the things they were doing it I would have left right then and there if I had any sense but I didn’t. They had a young sacrificed goat there drew symbols with blood and all and had me strip for it and stand in a circle with blood and all while they said some things I couldn’t understand. I was really creeped out but also curious as to what was going on or if it was just some prank on me. After that night he cut off all his communication changed his number shifted to someplace else and I was never able to get in touch with him again and idk what all that was even about

Hey guys,
I (20F) feel like I’ve finally reached my tipping point. Everything has become too much and I just don’t see myself ever having a happy life. I can feel my boyfriend (24M) slowly getting sick of me & my issues and I just feel like a burden to everyone in my life. It all started when I lost my mum to cancer when I was 12, then emotional absence from my dad ever since she died, hospitalised for eating disorders, suicide attempts & self harm, addiction, being rped at 15 - getting into a domestic violence relationship with the same guy at 16/17 to 18 because of the trauma bond, finally left the guy and then a few months later got drugged and rped by a random on a night out after my friend ditched me for a guy, then r*ped the night after by a so called friend… the list goes on.
I feel absolutely shattered my life has turned out this way. I am a shell of myself and who I used to be… I’m constantly at war with the world around me and struggle to put myself out there in fear of being hurt again. All I have ever tried to do with my life is love and care for other people - I’m an extrovert at heart and just want to make people feel special and loved… I never thought having good intentions would end up hurting me so bad. People have made me feel so totally unloveable and disposable it has really damaged me.
Also just found out my boyfriend was still talking to his ex while he was with me at the start of our relationship despite the fact he’s always said he cut her off. His story about their relationship and how it ended always changes and I don’t trust him at all… He gives me bad gut feelings all the time, he’s the sort of person to tell half truths… Even he can’t love me honestly and whole heartedly, what is the use. Is anyone trust worthy anymore?
I know it’s impossible to understand everything but I will always question why all these things had to happen to me? Why are people so awful? If it all happened for a reason why do I have no quality of life and feel burdened everyday? I just want to die. I don’t feel like I will ever be loveable or enough for anyone.

So I was chatting with GPT, and I was curious because I don’t know all of the bands that have numbers in them if it had a good and wide selection to generate a list. I noticed there was a little bit of a trend, and I wanted to see if it was More than coincidence.
So here’s the prompt and the responses I got for your entertainment. It certainly seems that even though I give it pretty specific instructions, it took a lot of liberty with the responses. This is the best of a few attempts.
I’m not an expert when it comes to GPT, so perhaps there is a better way to get a more accurate response. I’ve just always found band name choice to be an interesting thing.
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Me: My special genre is in the realm of electronic music. Industrial, metal, synthpop, FuturePop, and various associated bands like that. Examples would be as assemblage 23, cesium 132, signal AOUT42., front 242
Me: Could you give me a list of 100 or more bands that have specifically numerals in their title and are part of the genres that I enjoy?
GPT: Certainly! Here is a list of bands with numerals in their names that fall within the genres of electronic, industrial, synthpop, futurepop, and related styles:

1. Assemblage 23
2. Cesium 137
3. Signal Aout 42
4. Front 242
5. Project Pitchfork
6. VNV Nation
7. Funker Vogt
8. And One
9. Dismantled
10. Haujobb
11. 808 State
12. Covenant
13. Apoptygma Berzerk
14. Die Form
15. Seabound
16. In Strict Confidence
17. Colony 5
18. Melotron
19. Wumpscut
20. Nitzer Ebb
21. Leæther Strip
22. KMFDM (originally Kein Mehrheit Für Die Mitleid)
23. Suicide Commando
24. Icon of Coil
25. Velvet Acid Christ
26. The Crüxshadows
27. X-Marks the Pedwalk
28. Rotersand
29. Imperative Reaction
30. Negative Format
31. Assemblage 23
32. Neuroticfish
33. Frozen Plasma
34. Aesthetic Perfection
35. Unter Null
36. Grendel
37. Blutengel
38. [:SITD:]
39. Decoded Feedback
40. Diary of Dreams
41. God Module
42. Laibach
43. Mind.in.a.box
44. Headscan
45. Panzer AG
46. Spahn Ranch
47. Suicide Commando
48. Stromkern
49. VNV Nation
50. Xotox
51. 16Volt
52. Angelspit
53. Aïboforcen
54. Assemblage 23
55. Beborn Beton
56. Celldweller
57. Controlled Collapse
58. Distorted Memory
59. Dive
60. Edge of Dawn
61. Evil's Toy
62. Flesh Field
63. God Module
64. Imperative Reaction
65. Informatik
66. Lights of Euphoria
67. Mindless Faith
68. Mortiis
69. Psyclon Nine
70. Razed in Black
71. Rotersand
72. Run Level Zero
73. S.P.O.C.K.
74. Santa Hates You
75. Shiv-R
76. Solitary Experiments
77. Tactical Sekt
78. The Azoic
79. The Retrosic
80. Velvet Acid Christ
81. XP8
82. Zero Defects
83. Noisuf-X
84. Aghast View
85. Bigod 20
86. C-Drone-Defect
87. Controlled Bleeding
88. Dive
89. Dismantled
90. Empirion
91. Front Line Assembly
92. Hypnoskull
93. Leaether Strip
94. Leæther Strip
95. Megaherz
96. Ministry
97. My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
98. Psyche
99. Pzychobitch
100. The Klinik

This list includes a mix of bands spanning various subgenres within electronic and industrial music, highlighting those with numerals in their names.
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Me: If you look at that list, and analyze it, you’ll notice that there is repetition quite a number of times and most of them do not have numbers in them. Could you try a little harder?
GPT: I apologize for the oversight. Here is a revised list that strictly adheres to bands with numerals in their names and fits within the genres of electronic, industrial, synthpop, futurepop, and similar styles:

1. Assemblage 23
2. Cesium 137
3. Signal Aout 42
4. Front 242
5. 16Volt
6. Project 44
7. 808 State
8. And One (though not strictly numerical, it is often included in lists due to "One")
9. Bigod 20
10. System 22
11. 32Crash
12. Code 64
13. Data 80
14. Din [A] Tod
15. Ego Likeness (again, often included due to "Ego" sounding like "Eighteen")
16. Headhunter 2000 (from Front 242)
17. Index AI
18. Interstate 5
19. Ionic Vision (not strictly numerical, but often included due to "Ion" sounding like "One")
20. Kilowatts & Vanek
21. Klutæ (formerly Klute, includes numerals in different contexts)
22. Level 2.0
23. LFO (Low Frequency Oscillation, sometimes included due to "LFO" being a common numerical reference)
24. Linea Aspera (included due to "Linea" sounding like "One")
25. Manufacture (included due to the 'Man' in 'Manufacture' sounding like "One")
26. Monolith (included due to the 'Mono' sounding like "One")
27. Noisuf-X (included due to 'Nois' sounding like "Nine")
28. Noisex
29. Null Device
30. Portion Control (included due to 'Portion' sounding like "Four")
31. Red Flag (included due to 'Red' sounding like "Read" which is a numerical play on words)
32. Revolution By Night
33. Section 25
34. Severe Illusion (included due to 'Severe' sounding like "Seven")
35. Sleepwalk
36. SNOG
37. Sonar (included due to 'Son' sounding like "One")
38. Spetsnaz
39. State of the Union
40. Stromkern (included due to 'Strom' sounding like "Storm" which is often a reference to a group)
41. Suicide Commando (included due to 'Commando' sounding like "Command" which is numerical)
42. Tactical Sekt
43. The Dust of Basement (included due to 'Dust' sounding like "Just" which is numerical)
44. The Fair Sex (included due to 'Fair' sounding like "Four")
45. The Invincible Spirit (included due to 'Invincible' sounding like "Nine")
46. The Neon Judgement (included due to 'Neon' sounding like "One")
47. The Weathermen (included due to 'Weather' sounding like "Weathered" which is numerical)
48. Tyske Ludder
49. Underwater Pilots (included due to 'Under' sounding like "One")
50. Velvet Acid Christ
51. Welle: Erdball
52. Whitehouse (included due to 'White' sounding like "Right" which is numerical)
53. Wolfsheim
54. X-Fusion
55. X-RX (included due to 'X' sounding like "Ten")
56. Zeromancer
57. Zero Defects (included due to 'Zero' sounding like "Z")
58. Klinik (included due to 'Klin' sounding like "One")
59. Leæther Strip (included due to 'Leather' sounding like "Letter" which is numerical)
60. Mentallo & The Fixer (included due to 'Fixer' sounding like "Sixer")
61. Mind.In.A.Box (included due to 'Mind' sounding like "Nine")
62. My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult (included due to 'Kill' sounding like "One")
63. Noise Unit (included due to 'Noise' sounding like "Nine")
64. Pulse Legion (included due to 'Pulse' sounding like "Plus")
65. Skinny Puppy (included due to 'Skin' sounding like "Ten")
66. Spahn Ranch (included due to 'Spahn' sounding like "One")
67. Statik Sky (included due to 'Statik' sounding like "Ten")
68. System Syn (included due to 'System' sounding like "Seven")
69. T.O.Y. (Theory Of Youth, included due to "T.O.Y." often being numerical)